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Welcome to soft Core History. What
is up? Welcome back to Softcore History.

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I am your host for the week, Rob Fox. I am joined

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as always by Dan Regester and Jake
Goldman. And today might be the episode

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that finally gets us canceled from Earth. From Earth? Oh, from Earth?

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Murdered? Oh murdered. Oh you
mean like real life canceled. Yeah,

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not Internet canceled. Yeah. Yeah, if you die in the Internet,

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do you die in real life?
Sometimes? I mean, so we're

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getting Charlie Hebbode hebdo. Yeah,
is it that one? I don't know

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that like a doesn't matter. Yeah. No, your favorite thing, Rob,

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what the Mendela effect? Yeah,
exactly. You're both right, you're

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timeline. It was this one a
funny thing. I just like just get

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just make fun of the Mandela effect
constantly. You just like claim you like,

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yeah, dude, we had sex, Like, no, we didn't,

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like to some hot girl'll be like, oh you know what, I'll

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slay the universes, but we banged. That might actually get you to the

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bang in this universe though. Yeah, so we did, and you loved

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it in that universe be oh I
do a different universe. Yeah, No,

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you're never wrong you just time shifted. What if it's not even the

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Mandela effect, it's caught something else? Whoa in this universe? It's the

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Morgan Freeman effect. Yeah, yeah, it's the uh what's the Mandarin effect?

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Actually the man? Yeah, the
Mandarin effect. Everyone knows that.

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Yeah, everyone shin. Now today
we are talking about a cool hot internet

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trend. Oh yeah, we might
even be laid on it. Actually,

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I think time has passed. It's
but you know what we it didn't it

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broke this week. It did,
But you know the internet moves forty eight

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hours in Yes, every I've generations
have passed since you can hide today a

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little bit, get a little buzz
on no free ads, no free I

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won't say what you're drinking, but
Dan's drinking some THHC drink. Like you

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said, we might get murdered,
so chill out. It's like the end

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of the world. Man just got
a party. Yeah, just fucking go

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with it. So if you don't
know the Osama bin Laden uh fucking letter

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to America in two thousand and two
has been going like viral on TikTok.

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The most asinine thing about the debate
around it is now like a lot of

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left wing people are coming out and
mean like it's not a right wing moral

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planet going out myrol like it got
it's gotten like millions of views. I

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wouldn't say it's megaviral at all.
So but they're like getting semantic about it

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for some reason. Yeah, because
there's no way to defend it. I

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don't know. It's crazy. They
take this like little blurb from eight pages.

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If ten million right wingers were quoting
mind comf that would not be an

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insignificant number. To them, it's
fucking crazy. And of course we already

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have the Nazis go out and I
think Madison, Wisconsin, I know,

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but they came out, Oh I
saw him. Yea. So definitely Feds,

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right, definitely Feds. No,
you can't just blame everything you don't

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like on FED. Yes you can. It's all FEDS, bro, Yeah,

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okay, everything's FEDS. We're all
we're all FEDS. We're FEDS ourselves.

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Actually, yeah, we're a sciop. If everything's a siop, nothing's

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a syo. That's what a syop
would want you to think. That is.

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Yeah, you're talking like you're talking
like a syop. Bro. But

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so this letter went viral because it's
it's basically like this is like the gen

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z Uhumber situation. Basically, I
was about to say, like, if

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you like Ben Lauden's letter, wait
till you hear about this manifesto. No,

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dude, it's like those kids wouldn't
like Ted's letter because they would find

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the thing that offended him in.
No, dude, it's all environmental friendly.

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It is very environmental friendly. But
it and honestly it really only ships

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down? Does it? Shot on? Like lefty lefties or just Neil libs

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it everyone like South Park of manifest
he makes good points. Yeah, up

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until like that one part he just
never sent mail. He'd be fine.

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Guy just ran out of stamps.
Yeah, well we we don't know that.

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Again, we've theorized this before.
He may have just been sending packages,

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but since he's Polish, he was
so bad as sending the packages.

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That's a that's a classic pole joke
waiting to happen. It's the ultimate.

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I mean, what of their Polish
jokes are there? They're very good at

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getting invaded. It's that they're incompetent
at doing simple things. And yeah,

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but the French kind of undercut them
on the invasion stuff. They do they

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do. Uh, there are good, good jokes about that too, about

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the Polish rolling over pretty fast.
Yeah, well he had that pitchforks against

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tanks. They got Eiffel towered by
the Soviets and the Germans. You're just

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done, swave it. What do
you do it wave that flag? And

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they did charge a tank battalion or
something on horseback, so you know,

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should happened. I think they won
that fight though, actually, no way,

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I think they did. I mean
the Zulus were fighting with weapons like

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penheld weapons against guns, and they
held their own. I take the Zulus

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over the polls. Yeah, the
Zulus were and that was late eighteen hundreds.

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Yeah, yeah, like eighteen seventies, still holding their own, held

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their own, it's Lawanda fucked them
up real good. But yeah, So

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this letter, honestly, it's basically
like so I read it, I have

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the whole contents. We're gonna kind
of break it down, not line by

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line by line, but a lot
of lines. I thought it's relevant for

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two reasons. One, it is
technically outside of our twenty year windows written

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in two thousand and two, and
two we also never really implemented a twenty

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year window. We did we've talked
about it, we've what it. It

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was kind of like by the seat
of our pants. Well, I think

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the definition is what makes a car
antique. It's like twenty years to get

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an antique tag on it. Apparently. I just say that that's what the

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sub read to ask historians does twenty
years my two thousand and two Pontiac.

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I'll say that can't be true as
antique. I will say, like that

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would mean like a ninety six Honda
Civic could be rolling around with an one

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four tours. Yeah, classic car. Hold you hold on to it long

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enough? What at that? Indiana
Jones uh ready lost our quote. He's

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like, as much got it's for
five dollars on the street, worthless.

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I better it in the sun for
a thousand years. It's priceless. Yeah,

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that's exactly what our grandparents thought about
railroad bonds and savings bonds. And

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I think I have an un cash
savings bond in my dude, it'sfice right.

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I catch my bonds. It honestly
is probably worth more if I don't

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cash it and just hold onto it
as anything. I did it in twenty

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nineteen. Obviously, when I was
down bad, I had about two thousand

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dollars worth in saving bonds or whatever, and I got about two thousand dollars.

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Yeah it was. You're lucky it
went up. It's no, it's

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did the same, yeah, which
means it kind of went down. Mm

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hmm. It's actually worthless. Yeah, we deflation. Yeah if they if

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if it was, did they buy
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or whatever, probably more. It's
worth less than it would have. Just

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put it in a saving it.
Just put it in your fucking bitch ass

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savings. Thanks Papa. Yeah.
Yeah, did believe in the government something

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I don't know. Anyway, this
manifest out fought in Korea? How dare

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you? And by that I mean
he fixed planes and played basketball. Hey

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man, someone's got to fix the
planes. Reading the manual. That's sorry,

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you read a good manual. I
know he knew how to fix one

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plane. I just want to say, like, if they can make a

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manual for anyone to just pop in
and be like, all right, if

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you're plug and the machanocks a plug
and play, yeah, like mechanical experience.

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He's just like, I'm going to
fix this plane and send somebody up

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tomorrow. Yeah, and it worked
kind of. Maybe that's crazy. I

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don't tell you how how all the
planes went at worked out. Yeah,

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I sure didn't. He's like,
I just got to play more and more

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basketball. Yeah. And then he
worked in an airport after and almost got

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smoked by a plane because he's driving
on the runway when he wasn't supposed to.

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Dude. Side note, we've had
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in like the last three months.
I think. Really people getting smoked on

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the tarmac. Yeah, it's just
dudes, said, are like one guy

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the break on the luggage carrier,
the break didn't work, got his head

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tooken off. Fuck really Yeah,
he like the breake didn't work, and

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like he hit something and it took
his head off. I believe why you

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just dive out of it. I
don't know. It's an open cart,

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I would think, so it's like
it's not It's like not bailing out of

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a golf cart. Yeah. And
then there's another one, though I forget

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that. The other one was supposed
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hit by a carrier. Every depth
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not a lot of good ones.
Yeah, No, one chokes on a

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cinnabun. No, it's always just
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It will melt before you choke.
Sure, Yeah, it's fine.

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It's also the food equivalent of sandax. Yeah. What would be the worst

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way to go out in the airport? Worst way? Yeah, sucked into

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a G engine probably jet turbine,
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That that might be the worst Playing
on a plane. Yeah, you're you're

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gonna die if that happens. Met
a guy one time that survived that happening.

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He was like one of the few
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a really bad survivor skill. Really, I'd be like, yeah, I'd

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be like I'm unbreakable. I'd be
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you know, the chances of that
happening, well now we're probably higher.

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I would just test my strength like
Bruce Willis, Yeah, just fly every

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flight. Yeah, get on every
train. Speaking of planes crashing, Yeah,

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so this letter it's interesting a for
the historical thing, like I said,

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but b or for the twenty year
window, right, so it is

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technically outside that window, and B
though it makes a lot of historical claims.

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M So, it's a lot of
history, a bit of a his

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he tries to give you some history
lesson. Can we also talk about how

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he was a literal billionaire trust fund
kid, Yeah, trust fund, NEPO

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baby, NEPO terrorist. Dad owned
I believe, the biggest construction company in

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Saudi Arabia. Yeah, yeah,
he I mean, yeah, he's got

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a handout. Didn't earn it,
he was. I mean like if you

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look at him like he cosplayed as
a poor he did. He was just

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like that's you know, I feel
like the Middle Eastern version of backpacking through

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Europe or becoming like living on a
commune for a little while is sort of

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just going to fight a holy war. Should have hooped, Shoul and the

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words of Terry Rogier, he should
have hooped. Is he six seven something

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like that? He's really, He's
really, I don't think. I think.

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But also there's pictures of him circle
like going around that he's a black

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belt and what I would believe sambo
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lanky motherfucker man can get around you. But I have not seen anything that

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confirm that. I've only seen the
one photo where he's wearing a black belt.

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a stolen valor. If that's all

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you need, I can be a
black belt tomorrow. Yeah yeah, but

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yeah, he was born quite rich
and you know, trust fund good blah

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blah blah. So yeah, the
letter makes a lot of historical claims because

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he's basically justifying two things. A. The whole letter is basically this A

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or three things. I'm sorry.
A. He justifies attack the United States.

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B he justifies why he gets to
kill civilians in particular. Oh,

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and see what we need to do
to stop being attacked by him and other

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Muslims. Oh okay, so that's
basically what the letter conditions. Yeah.

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Yeah, so there's a lot of
fluff. I'm gonna I I really try

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to address all the actual points.
A lot of times he sort of not

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repeats the point, but like elaborates
unnecessarily for our purposes. So I skip

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some of that. That's a well
written letter either. Well, everyone was

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giving him credit. He's like,
oh wow, he's he's smarter than that

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I thought he would be. Really
or how not smart do you expel to

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terrorist? This is the thing.
It's like the two things that really I

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think attacked attach people to like shit
like this or mind comf or Ted Kaczynski.

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Is that a they're immediately surprised that
their very low expectations are are leapt

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over, you know what I mean
that the insane person wasn't just like,

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yeah, I think they're expecting movie
villain crazy and it's just oh, a

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human beings talking, who fucking knew? Yeah right, No, It's like

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it's not always just like they were
born evil incarnate. They become that over

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time and along the way they learn
how to guess what read and write.

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I also watched some of these tiktoks
and people reacting and it's like, is

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this the first time you've ever read
anything anything? Yeah, and this is

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the first time. They didn't pay
attention to history class, but they're reading

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a solemn and load letter and all
of a sudden, this history is very

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interesting. And also with Israel and
palastig on, every person starts with like

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nineteen forty eight, as if that
is when this all started. Yeah,

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and Israel in Palestine is a humongous
part of this, probably the most,

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the thing he mentions the most,
and it's what he leads off with.

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So that's really the point they stick
to, is it? Go wow,

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look and Laden was pro Palestine this
whole time. Get out weird? No

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way, Yeah, but not really. I mean it's more just in a

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broad situation he is. But oh
the other thing too though, that I

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think people why they attack, why
they latch onto these things. It's basically

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it's just like, well, I
don't know, they most know something.

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They're famous pretty much. I don't
think I can't separate it that much,

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like like Osama bin Ladens famous.
Yeah, oh, because they've heard of

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him. Yeah. Oh man,
that's the bar. Yes, of course,

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that's the bar. They don't know
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huh, no, difference between anything. I don't know. Can you name

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the shoe bomber Richard Reid? There
you go. But uh, I bet

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a lot of people can't. I
don't even know. And he's affected our

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lives, I think more than beIN
Laden. I disagree on that, but

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that's a that's a compounding effect on
what Laden. Yeah, no, I

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think he was al Qaida perhaps,
But also I gotta take my shoes off

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every time I go to the airport, which is dumb. Okay, fuck

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it, I'm doing it. Now, the TSA is the largest jobs program

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in the history of the country.
I hate it. What about Clear,

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a private institution that takes your fingerprints, Retina. And then they're also not

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in every airport. No, they're
like trust us, bro, maybe you

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pay us, we got you,
and then you go. And most of

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these airports don't even have CLEAR.
No. I mean, why wouldn't you

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just get pre checked? TSA is
everywhere, like that's the one you should

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get. And also why are we
trusting a private company to be security?

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Oh well, I mean lots of
people do that. But at the end

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of the day, though, like
TSA, the failure rates. Just look

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at them. They have forty seven
thousand employees. Yeah, they minimum wage.

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Shake, what do you want from
them? I'm not saying I don't

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like those people. You can.
It's fine. No, I I get

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why it exists to an extent,
But I also think it's performing theater.

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It's like safety theater. Yeah,
I agree with that. Yeah, it's

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a snow I brought more than three
ounces of face wash. I guess I'll

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have to throw it out. Also, like no one's doing the plane thing

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anymore. They're just gonna go buy
a gun and do a mass shooting.

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slam into a fucking I will say there

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was a there was a period though, where we did need to up the

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security a little bit because in this
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hijackings. Yeah, for a while. That check it out. You know

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who's going to do most of the
plane stuff now, pilots? Yeah,

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yeah, our own. Yeah,
because they're not getting paid enough and they're

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working too many hours. They're just
gonna go insane, they are. There

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was a there's a pilot that bet
this guy he could land his plane without

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the help gear. This is a
while back. I don't even know if

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it was in this country, but
it's like, yeah, but I could

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do it without the auto instruments and
like without my instruments on the plane,

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Like I can do it blind basically
and just land it and yeah, killed

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everybody perfect. Yeah. Just remember
it's a person flying the plane too.

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Yeah. All right, So let's
get into this letter because it's wordy.

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Uh. First, he continues,
I'm quoting a letter directly every time I

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read it. All right, again, it starts with some fluff. He

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quotes the Koran whatever. Don't need
this. Yeah, protect yourself at all

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costs, Rob. Yeah. He
asked why are we fighting and opposing you?

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What are we calling you to and
what do we want from you?

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As for the first question, we
are fighting. Why are we fighting and

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opposing you? The answer is very
simple, because you attacked us and continue

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to attack us. So he's referencing
all Muslims there, he's you know,

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here, there, everywhere, the
collective US. Yeah. A, you

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attacked us in Palestine, Palestine which
has sunk under military occupation, uh for

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more than eighty years. So this
is how it starts. There's how a

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letter starts. It's literally how it
starts. After like I said, about

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two paragraphs, they do not read
past this. I don't think they do.

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I think they read the first sentence
and they're like, all right,

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good enough by me, will.
It's you know, even just reading the

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second sentence, maybe you should have
thrown up some red flags. But it's

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funny that he's like, it's been
under military occupation for eighty years. It's

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been under military occupation for two thousand
fucking years. Yeah, yeah, forever

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mind. You didn't mind that thousand
year window when it was other Muslims having

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the military occupy or pre Islam.
You don't even care about that, obviously,

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But he didn't care if it's the
Ottomans because Judaism's been there for since

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like thirteen hundred PC longer longer.
Yeah, uh, Islam's about six hundred

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mid six hundreds, and it didn't
get to Palestine until early early eighth century.

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I don't like that. Certainly take
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I think maybe late seventh. Anyway, he says the British handed over Palestine

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with your help and and your support
to the Jews. Didn't take long to

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blame the Jews, didn't take long
to bring the Jews up that sentence number

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two. Feel like there should be
red flags there. But what the fuck

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do I know? Does he say
the word Jews or Jewish Jews Jews although

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Jews is I guess the plural.
It's just like Jake, Like Jake,

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you've said this before. Jew isn't
a problematic word. It just depends.

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It's just like Mexicana, like because
if someone says, like, oh,

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that nice Mexican man, like,
yeah, no one's mad at that,

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but it's like that Mexican. Yeah, Every's like Okay, hold on,

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but whoa. Yeah, it's kind
of like that Bill Berr joke, which

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one it's where you put the fucking
Yeah, it's like this black motherfucker or

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fucking black. Yeah, like two
different connotations. Yeah. Yeah. So

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then he goes on to say,
who have occupied it for more than fifty

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years? Years overflowing with a press, tyranny, crimes, killing, expulsion,

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destruction, and devastation. Uh,
which is just funny to me because

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he doesn't have a problem when anyone
who was non Muslim was oppressed in Palestine

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under the Ottomans. You literally had
to pay attax. It was an actual

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apartheid date you were set. You
were not. You were a literal second

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class citizen under a caliphate or the
Ottomans when the Muslims were if you weren't

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Muslim, that's why a lot of
people converted. So like they say,

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you know, convert. Uh,
it was all converted by the sword is

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long. But a lot of it
was basically people being like, I mean,

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I'd like to keep my rights,
you know, it would be really

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chill if I had all my money, yeah, and my rights and everything.

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Yeah, Muhammad wasn't necessarily a Jesus
figure where he's just going toime of

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town giving fish out. No,
not quite No. What's funny too.

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By the way, I like,
if you're listening this and you're thinking,

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yo, okay, well, Automan
and part of the Califates like that was

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like, you know, a long
fucking time ago. Everyone that's like that.

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The shit was happening all the way
after World War One during the Ottoman

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Empire as well. Yeah yeah,
but I'm saying, but the Automann Empire

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and that they're apartheid state whatever you
want to call it, with the taxing

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and the Jews and Christians and everyone
being second class citizens. That was happening

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up to the end of World War
One. So at the same time as

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Jim Crow in America, there was
Jim Crow for Jews and Christians or whatever

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in Palestine. So it's like,
yeah, yeah, you take that really

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specific cutoff date, dude. Uh
yeah, I mean fucking sweet. It's

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pretty easy to say whatever you want
to help your own cause yeah, and

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that's all this letter. Yeah's all
like this, this frame your argument how

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you want so it comes off better. I just we're doing it right now.

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Can I tell you how little research
I had to do on this to

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like like it took it. I
did very very little googling because just out

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of my own brain, it's out
of my own like cursory knowledge of history

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trivia. I was just like,
uh nope, uh nope, yeah,

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no, no, it's it's it's
kind of weird too. Well, the

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people that are reading it, it's
like, do you just take it all

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as like does everything you see wait, do you believe everything you see on

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the internet? Well, yeah,
if it goes counter to the narrative of

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America has put out over the last
couple of hundred years, like post whatever,

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whatever narrative we put out the last
couple decades, if it's the counter

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narrative to that, then it's got
to be got sick. Yeah exactly.

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They're just like you're just hearing the
op it like it's just someone walks in

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and they're like, what about Well, it's crazy because it's like the same

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thing as like, oh, you
know, like everyone is a pedophile that

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you know, that's true, everyone
that's powerful probably fox kids. Like that's

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the same leap in logic to me. It's almost like left has their own

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version of Q. Yeah. No, of course, like it's just you

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know, it's the other side.
But like this just it's just like Google's

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free. You don't want to read
it. You don't want to do any

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research, and like you do your
own research, do your own, well,

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do any research. Doing your own
is better than not doing any I

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guess and just I guess all they're
technically watching a video about this, and

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it is doing your own Is it
research? Always your own? Yes?

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Kind of yeah. I mean you
pick and choose what you want. It

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depends. Some of my episodes,
I just have like the computer, do

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it for me, give me a
cool thing to talk about, you know,

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on the Patreon when we do the
game show. Sometimes I have a

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I write the questions and nonsensical it
certainly not myself. I'm a very intelligent

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man. I make no mistakes.
But I feel like I see this a

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lot now where it's like people read
something they're like, yeah, because it

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made a point, like all papers
and things, and you know, I

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guess thesis is and you know,
statements like this or letters have a point

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they're trying to make. Yeah,
just because they argue a point doesn't mean

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you have to believe it. I
think your best rule, the best stop

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the rule of I try to read
news by and and more news in history

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but both really but is uh if
it's exciting to me in like a positive

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way or it makes me angry,
I I try to discard it. And

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if it bores me, I assume
that's the truth. Oh yeah, for

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sure. I getting sleepy while I'm
reading it. I'm like, like,

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even this episode right now that you're
listening to, like, we all agree,

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so it has to be the truth. Well, oh, I just

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hope I'm boring you, because then
I know it's real to tack onto that.

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The best thing I ever learned in
my mass media classes was if a

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headline starts with a question, the
answer is no, just like is reel

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what all the Palestinians said you?
Just if it starts with a question,

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the answer is no. That's what
I want to title this episode. By

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the way, did bin Laden have
a point? No? Just like the

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Ted Kasinski one. Yeah, yeah, just Ted Kinki. Especially the next

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part. This is kind of funny. He starts dunking on on, he's

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get he gets a little sassy.
I guess you could say here it brings

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us both laughter and tears. Is
to see that you have not yet tried

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or not yet tired of repeating your
fabricated lies that the Jews have a historical

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right to Palestine as it was promised
to them in the Torah. Anyone who

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disputes with them on this alleged fact
is accused of anti Semitism. Now,

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I don't think you're an anti semi
If you don't think Jewish people have a

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claim to a land, to land
in Palestine, I just think you're fucking

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dumb. Now, if you say
there's a competing claim from the Palestinians,

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I agree with that. I think
they both have claims. But if you

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think the Jews don't have a claim, you're essentially literally not just anti historical,

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you're anti science, like they're DNA
and archaeology that straight up proves they've

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been there for time immemorial. Yeah
well, I mean, like that's the

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claim thing, right, is the
red herring of it all. Yeah,

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no one has a claim on it, Like there's there's a million claims.

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No one deserves it, you know, give that claim to it, or

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has the right to it. Somebody
that takes it by force. That's pretty

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much it. Yeah. So,
I mean that's just the world man,

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I'm sorry, it's just how it
worked. I do like that the line

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of thinking though, that they're just
like like a lot of people are like

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will acknowledge. They'll be like,
yo, well from Lember, but like

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they lost it so long ago,
like and then they moved there and like

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you know, it's kind of like
they've been gone a while. I like,

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like that's I feel like that's how
a lot of people think, Like

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they're like, you need to move
on, you know, like they're gone,

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they've been gone from there. I
want to ask those people and just

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be like and again, I think
that like Palestanians have a claim too.

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I'm basically pro tow state solution,
but saying but but, and I can

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also acknowledge that what they the Israel
did in the forties and fifties, it's

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like very wrong, yeah, very
wrong. Yeah. But it's funny to

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me though, that logic where it's
well, so long, need to move

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on, Like does that mean in
fifteen hundred years the Cherokee have to shut

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the fuck up? Like sorry,
bro, statute of limitations passed. Yeah,

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you were here a long time ago. Now it's too late, you

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know. I think they should shut
the fuck up right now. No,

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But it's funny that the statute of
limitations is I guess whatever they and it's

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not with the name like five hundred
years. That's they still have a right,

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they still have a cut claim or
whatever three hundred years. But God,

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you can even get into like the
whole haw haamask God elected thing too,

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where it's like Hamas just fucking lied
through their teeth the entire campaign.

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They're like, hey, we're really
chill man. They were funded by Israel

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against the PLO because they thought it
would be easier to have extremist Yeah.

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In Gaza, it's like, oh, if we have people bombing us,

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it gives us a right to solidify
power. Like it's all just bad government.

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Let me just put it this way. It pisses me off a lot.

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It's never worked in history. This
is when it was a historical point.

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Right, It's never worked in history. And if you have this in

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your mind then it might work in
the near future. Go fuck yourself.

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Accelerationism never works. What is accelerationism? Just let something get so bad that

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people will come crawl into your side. Oh yeah yeah, no, it's

405
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,839
it makes it way worse. Yeah, it is the dumbest fucking shit.

406
00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:59,440
Uh. Anyway, moving on,
this is one of the most fallacious widely

407
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:03,599
circulated fabrications in history. The people
of Palestine are pure Arabs and the original

408
00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:07,880
Semites, which, by the way, this is just a Kyrie irving interview

409
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,759
at this point. It is the
Muslims who are the inheritors of Moses,

410
00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:15,799
Peace be upon him. Put that
in parenthes. He's like Moses, Peace

411
00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:18,480
be upon him, prophet, and
the inheritors of the real Torah that has

412
00:27:18,519 --> 00:27:22,039
not been changed. Muslims believe in
all of the prophets, including Abraham,

413
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:26,880
Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, Peace
and blessings of Allah be upon them all.

414
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,119
You can also be Jewish and Arab
literally. Yeah, well, he's

415
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:37,319
right that the first people in Palestine
were They came from Mesopotamia in ten thousand

416
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:44,480
BC, and then they came to
Palestine, set up shop there and created

417
00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:47,079
Judaism at some point, along with
a bunch of other religions. In fact,

418
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,839
Judaism I think started out polytheistic.
We'll have to get into that one

419
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:56,759
of I don't want to say yes
on it, but probably yeah, yeah,

420
00:27:56,839 --> 00:28:00,279
yeah, and then but then it
like kind of centered on one God,

421
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,559
yeah, they really that one l
I think is what they call them,

422
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:06,839
something like that. It's interesting anyway. Yeah, so yeah, those

423
00:28:06,839 --> 00:28:11,920
people move there from Mespotamian ten when
Neolithic time ten thousand BC, around Karahan

424
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:17,640
tape time, and uh, you
know we can't made that culture. Would

425
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:22,160
life be better if we just worship
dicks? Yeah? Yes, you mean

426
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,559
be doing so? Yes, that's
great. Yes, what are you talking

427
00:28:26,559 --> 00:28:30,240
into right now? It's a dick
that records your voice. Bro. Oh

428
00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:37,039
no, yeah, think about that. Huh yeah, maybe that's just a

429
00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:40,519
me thing. I don't know.
All Mike's look like dicks. This would

430
00:28:40,559 --> 00:28:42,720
be a horrible dick to take it, would They're fat? These ones are

431
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:47,559
fat, like old school Mike's see
a little bit. Yeah, those literal

432
00:28:47,599 --> 00:28:51,319
penis, even with the circle around
or the like the ring around the it's

433
00:28:51,319 --> 00:28:53,559
like ahead almost anyway, if the
followers of Moses have been promised to write

434
00:28:53,559 --> 00:28:56,759
to Palestine and the Torah, and
then the Muslims are the most worthy nation

435
00:28:56,839 --> 00:29:00,440
of this, so they're the real
Jews. Actually, again it's a Kyrie

436
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,319
irving interview. Let's one trying to
like everyone hints the juice, but everyone's

437
00:29:03,359 --> 00:29:06,400
like, we're the real one.
Where are the Jews? We are the

438
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:10,680
ones when the Muslims conquered Palestine and
drove out the Romans. Love that he

439
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,960
calls them the Romans. It's the
Eastern Roman Empire. As far as this

440
00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:18,480
part goes, I love that.
That is the most historically accurate part of

441
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,680
this. The whole thing. Called
them the Romans. Don't call them the

442
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,160
Byzantines, you bitch. Where was
he educated? Was it Saudi Arabia?

443
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,480
Yeah, at a university in Saudi
Arabia. He did go to college Palestine

444
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,759
and Jerusalem. Returned to Islam,
the religion of all the prophets. Peace

445
00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:34,319
be upon them. Therefore, the
call to a historical right to Palestine cannot

446
00:29:34,359 --> 00:29:38,880
be raised against the Islamic uma.
That means community that believes in all prophets

447
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,079
of Allah. Peace and blessings be
upon them, and we make no distinction

448
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:47,640
between them. So basically, after
Muslims conquered Palestine for the first time,

449
00:29:48,039 --> 00:29:49,640
stop the count, baby, No, it's all stopping the count. Stop

450
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:55,440
the count, always stop the count. Stop the fucking gout. Uh.

451
00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:00,160
He then lists a series of like
semi founded complaints that the West is fighting

452
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:04,000
Muslims and different places around the world
like Somalia. Never mind that, you

453
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,599
know there was a psychotic Muslim warlord
killing other Muslims there with famine. Yeah

454
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,759
no, I mean like but he
was, you know, just let him

455
00:30:11,799 --> 00:30:17,240
do his thing. Also, before
bin Lauden got involved with Afghanistan, wasn't

456
00:30:17,279 --> 00:30:21,440
he trying to start a war with
the emin Probably? I mean this dude's

457
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,920
looking for wars. Dude was just
looking for he was just bored. Man,

458
00:30:23,079 --> 00:30:26,279
He had all the money in the
world. He's just yeah, trust

459
00:30:26,319 --> 00:30:30,279
fund kid needs to find purpose in
his life. Decides hit the resources.

460
00:30:30,319 --> 00:30:33,799
It's like, why not bully war? Yeah, you got connections. You

461
00:30:33,839 --> 00:30:37,119
can just like go to your really
conservative uncle and be like, hey,

462
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,160
I'm gon dude, he had you
want to get in on that Yeah on

463
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,680
that show? Yeah dog yeah fuck
yeah oh yeah no. I mean,

464
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,240
like, why hoop when you can
play the greatest game or he is in

465
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:52,599
the game. It's the game.
It's the biggest game war. Like,

466
00:30:52,039 --> 00:30:55,880
the more I learned about War,
the more I'm like, it's just a

467
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,599
big fucking game. Like it's a
terrible, awful thing, but it is

468
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,480
a game. The earth is flat, it's a risk board. Start in

469
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:11,119
Australia, Yeah, but why is
he mad that we're fighting against Muslims.

470
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:17,400
Well, he explains, did we
not provide enough weapons in Afghanistan against the

471
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,720
Russians. Oh. He goes into
that later about how he's like, we'll

472
00:31:19,759 --> 00:31:23,319
throw you out the same way we
threw the Soviets out of Afghanistan. Yeah,

473
00:31:23,319 --> 00:31:26,720
we don't know. We we did
Soviets of Afghanistan. Buddy, if

474
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:33,680
we didn't send you fucking rocket,
they would still be there. Charlie Wilson's

475
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:38,119
war great flag. Yeah, because
the Soviets, unlike the British so ancient

476
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,599
times, I don't know, hard
to conquer, certainly, But when the

477
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:45,559
British went to Afghanistan, I'm sure
they committed some atrocities or whatever, but

478
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:52,200
definitely went in there with a fairly
light hand all things considered. The US

479
00:31:52,319 --> 00:31:59,480
went in there with a very light
hand certainly. Historically. The Soviets they

480
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:05,079
were doing what Russia is doing in
Ukraine now, like just slaughtering motherfuckers.

481
00:32:05,359 --> 00:32:10,559
They were putting them down. But
you can't take Afghanistan see unconquerable. Wam.

482
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:15,880
I think if we didn't give weapons
to the resistance, the Soviets would

483
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:19,480
have been fine. It would have
waited them out. They were just doing

484
00:32:19,519 --> 00:32:21,960
the only thing you can do in
a country like that. I'm just saying

485
00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:27,359
historically, Afghanistan has I agree everything
you can hold it. It's just really

486
00:32:27,359 --> 00:32:29,559
fucking hard to hold any give up. You have to, and you have

487
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:34,680
to, you also don't want it. It's like they were, Yeah,

488
00:32:34,759 --> 00:32:39,160
it's certainly so why is he mad
that we're fighting in Spulsum? These governments

489
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:44,839
prevent our people from establishing the Islamic
Sharia using violence and lies to do so.

490
00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:51,519
So he's mad that we're fighting Muslims
because it's stopping them from doing the

491
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,440
entire world and making everyone live under
musclim lat Yeah, it's like, hey

492
00:32:55,519 --> 00:33:00,119
man, you can't call it that
ship. That's my fucking job. No,

493
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:08,039
I mean, it's it's truly just
like exceptionalism. Check it outlaw some

494
00:33:08,079 --> 00:33:15,359
good aspects about it, which ones
women getting lippy, what kidding? Okay,

495
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:20,200
just to have fun here, guys, no fun, Let's have some

496
00:33:20,319 --> 00:33:28,519
jokes. No jokes only Osama letter, Yeah only is a very special episode.

497
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:31,079
Yeah, but it's just funny.
It's just like like who who got

498
00:33:31,119 --> 00:33:35,680
to this part and was just like
oh that parts? Yeah, oh that

499
00:33:35,759 --> 00:33:39,039
you know, actually I still I'm
still flabbergasted that though, like awth right

500
00:33:39,599 --> 00:33:45,440
isn't more into Sharia. Well,
I know, yeah, Muslims and the

501
00:33:45,519 --> 00:33:52,000
alt right should connect the horseshoe awth
right, authoritarian right, authoritarian right,

502
00:33:52,079 --> 00:33:58,559
the principled, hyper religious right wing
of the conservative sect. Like love that

503
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:05,000
ship. And also I feel like
Republicans should be more pro immigration when it

504
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,519
comes to Hispanics because they're all conservative. Get those Catholics in there, those

505
00:34:08,559 --> 00:34:13,000
Catholics, baby, yeah, which
you know, anyone in America a hundred

506
00:34:13,039 --> 00:34:16,880
years ago would have been like,
what more of them? Disgusting? Stop

507
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:23,639
it, Irish Italians. It's enough. So he says, these governments give

508
00:34:23,679 --> 00:34:28,480
us a taste of humiliation and places
us in a large prison of fear and

509
00:34:28,519 --> 00:34:35,000
subdual, which I mean it sounds
like Saudi Arabia, Like Saudi Arabia does

510
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,440
that, and they are a Muslim
government, Like they're doing it right,

511
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:44,519
right, They're getting more modern.
I think we talked about it on the

512
00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:49,320
Patreon, Yeah you did. NBS
has to walk this fine line of trying

513
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:53,440
to get more westernized, but also
appears in his very cervative tunes. Yeah

514
00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:59,039
yeah, loonies in his kingdom Yeah, so he goes on trying to fix

515
00:34:59,079 --> 00:35:04,840
his country and make it kind of
digestible to do business with his country.

516
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,960
You just gotta make sure the checks
keep clearing without getting beheaded. It's international

517
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:14,079
trade benefits, might like, but
you can't get all the good trade benefits

518
00:35:14,119 --> 00:35:15,679
because then you'll die. He's like, all right, we're gonna buy this

519
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:22,800
golf league, and we're gonna try
to do business with some weapon manufacturers over

520
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,039
in America. But to appease my
homies, we'll put down a couple of

521
00:35:27,119 --> 00:35:30,760
gays. Yeah, pretty much.
I mean like it's again, just like

522
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:35,719
the CEE CEE. We're still creating. We're not creat We're still doing the

523
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,599
thing the old way, still doing
all the stuff you like, Yeah,

524
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:44,960
we'll let women ride bicycles, but
ye kill one hundred people. It's like

525
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,440
an Encore right where it's like a
band comes out and plays all the new

526
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,679
ship and you're like, oh fucking
hey, and then like they're like they

527
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,079
leave for a minute, and they
come back and it's like and we're doing

528
00:35:52,079 --> 00:35:55,719
the things you wanted to hear.
Here's the Yeah, gotta play the h

529
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,480
He can't just do b tracks.
No. He also said these governments steal

530
00:36:00,679 --> 00:36:04,679
our wealth and sell them to you
at a paltry price. So he thinks

531
00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:08,400
that they're not getting enough money for
gas. It's probably right. The only

532
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:13,079
think, how could he possibly?
I don't know. It's the only thing

533
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,880
that, like I swear to God, like half of every presidential election is

534
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:21,119
just looked the graph. I guess
that's the big thing right now with with

535
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,559
Gaza is there is a shit on
a gas and natural gas underneath that they

536
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:29,360
found recently. I guess like they
didn't know already. Cool, give him

537
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:34,039
mining equipment, let him make money. Christ Yeah, I mean they're digging

538
00:36:34,119 --> 00:36:39,559
enough tunnels. The fucking hit one
of those things. These governments have surrendered

539
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:43,880
to the Jews. So more jew
stuff, Yeah, you know, so

540
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,840
on and so forth, handed them
Palestine. Let's get the next part.

541
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:51,840
The removal of these governments is an
obligation upon us, a necessary step to

542
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,519
free our community, to make the
Sharia the supreme law, and regain Palestine.

543
00:36:54,599 --> 00:36:58,960
And our fight against these governments is
not separate from our fight against you.

544
00:36:59,039 --> 00:37:01,000
So he wants to throw governments are
over. He thinks that the even

545
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:05,199
other Muslim governments are in bed with
the Jews. Sodry Arabia guitar blah.

546
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,599
So Ben the knee, yeah,
Ben the need of me. He's like,

547
00:37:07,639 --> 00:37:12,639
hey, I'm the guy, We're
the guys. Yeah, you can't

548
00:37:12,679 --> 00:37:15,199
do that. I'm supposed to do
that. It's classic what point are you

549
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,920
at this point in the letter?
And you're like, wow, he's got

550
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:24,559
a point, Jews, Wow,
huh. I always just think Danny Goldstein

551
00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:30,039
was weird. Yeah, like that
guy in my sophomore Jim Clath Yeah,

552
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:37,239
fucking morons. Yeah. He complains
more about oil being stolen or not not

553
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:42,719
getting paid enough for Uh. We
do do that though in the Middle East

554
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,159
right now where we just kind of
set up shop, and that's why we

555
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:51,039
keep getting attacked by drones. They
keep sending over drone attacks Iran as oh

556
00:37:51,079 --> 00:37:54,199
on our bases. Yeah, suicide, Yeah do that. Yeah, they

557
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:59,119
hit oil fields a lot of times. But like that's are we are we

558
00:37:59,159 --> 00:38:04,239
getting a better deal than we should
be? Doesn't feel like it really know

559
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,280
what people are like we need to
stop going places for oil. It's like,

560
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,760
oh, should we should we get
our oil here at home? No,

561
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:16,280
No, We'll keep shutting the pipelines
down. Like natural resources are a

562
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:22,559
very intricate part of socio political movement, and if you don't want them from

563
00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:24,440
there, you got to get them
somewhere else. Again, I've said it

564
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,079
for years. We need to take
Canada. Yes, that needs to be

565
00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:31,719
our own personal pipeline. Yeah,
pastime, well, pastime invade now.

566
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,960
I think half of them will be
down. I think a lot of them.

567
00:38:36,079 --> 00:38:37,800
The real hockey fans would be yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

568
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:43,199
you guys want a real air force. Every they don't. Every Calgary Flames

569
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,360
fan, every Edmonton Oilers fan,
yeah, oh, anybody that's an NHL

570
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,159
fan. They'd be like, we're
cursed. We need to join America so

571
00:38:50,199 --> 00:38:52,599
we can win a cup through the
Canadians can't win a cup. Honestly,

572
00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:54,960
there's probably all of Saskatchewan would probably
be like, yeah, we'll join America

573
00:38:55,559 --> 00:38:59,639
solely for the Cup. If my
Flames win the Cup, or wherever the

574
00:38:59,679 --> 00:39:01,760
fuck make a deal, we'll take
some of the CFL teams. I guess

575
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,960
we don't even need all of Canada. Actually, if you just want the

576
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,800
oil and stuff, you want the
western part. Does Winnipeg have a team

577
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:14,320
the Jets? Uh oh yeah,
they're down. That's a city of tunnels

578
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,920
as well, because you know winter
there is literally like living on the moon.

579
00:39:17,079 --> 00:39:21,840
Yeah, yeah, fuck that.
Uh. He then complains about how

580
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,599
we have military bases all over the
Middle East and it's to protect the security

581
00:39:24,639 --> 00:39:30,719
of juice. Juice, yeah,
juice. So really honest these people.

582
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,880
I swear to God, if you
command f Jews in this document, the

583
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:43,360
computer crashes commanded damn it. By
the way, we had we have had

584
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,679
bases in the Middle East. It's
basically the end of World War two.

585
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,519
All of them are from agreements we
made with the various governments, although he

586
00:39:49,519 --> 00:39:53,400
thinks with Jews, so he doesn't
really find those documents very compelling. Yeah,

587
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:58,559
it's it's your it's your like perfect
out. He then complains about sanctions

588
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:02,400
we have on Iraq or haw on
Iraq, on Saddam's Iraq after they invaded

589
00:40:02,519 --> 00:40:07,159
Kuwait and killed a bunch of Kurds, Muslims, Muslims. We did kill

590
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,800
much Kurds too, but they're Muslims
also. Yeah, and guests who uh

591
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:16,000
kind of led the charge on that
Saudi Arabia. A lot of Palestinians that

592
00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:20,440
like fled to Kuwait. Oh,
they were down. They wanted Saddam to

593
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,039
evade, right, that's why they
all got expelled. I don't remember that

594
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,639
people displaced over fucking night from Kuwait. So that's why, like a lot

595
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:31,840
of these Arab nations aren't willing to
take Palestinians because in the past they have

596
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,440
and they've caused a lot of trouble
where they displaced other people. Yeah,

597
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:43,960
weird or they they well, they
killed a Jordanian politician I forget who assassinated

598
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,679
him, and then obviously they so
they were basically collaborators with Saddam when he

599
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:52,320
invaded Kuwait. So Kuwait kicked out
three hundred thousand Palestinians. That is a

600
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:58,119
monstrous because overnight. That was an
inside job, a literal inside job in

601
00:40:58,199 --> 00:41:01,119
Kuwait. Yeah. Yeah, I
mean it's just like you know, you

602
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:04,360
like look at what the French,
I mean, the French and like Dutch

603
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,960
and shit did the Nazi collaborators after
they were liberated? Oh yeah, yeah,

604
00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:10,519
yes, like it was that type
of situation. Yeah, you're lucky

605
00:41:10,559 --> 00:41:14,400
if you're getting your head shape.
So he had sanctions on the country,

606
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,760
had sanctions on it because it was
killing other mothers. Now, were there

607
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:23,079
are other geopolitical reasons that were less
moral, I'm sure, but uh yeah,

608
00:41:23,159 --> 00:41:29,119
that all happened partly because of that. This is one of my favorite

609
00:41:29,159 --> 00:41:34,480
parts. Uh, under the protections
of your weapons, Sharon. He's referring

610
00:41:34,519 --> 00:41:39,559
to aerial Sharon. The former whatever
leader of Israel entered the Al Aksa Mosque

611
00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:43,880
to pollute it as a preparation to
capture and destroy it. So he's like,

612
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,159
you let a jew into a mosque
and he made it dirty. Okay,

613
00:41:47,199 --> 00:41:51,400
Yeah, I mean we're getting to
the point, the bigger point,

614
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:59,679
which is like empire doesn't come without
moral bending. Also just comrads, what

615
00:41:59,679 --> 00:42:04,280
do you like? It's just it's
you're making me. It's like that Louis

616
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,280
c k bit right, Like you're
making me say it. Yeah, make

617
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:14,119
a me think it Jake or Vermin
according to yeah him, Yes, speaking

618
00:42:14,119 --> 00:42:16,679
of Louis c K. He has
a great episode of The Louis Show where

619
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:22,000
he I think he's like tripping or
he's high ship and he like sees Osama

620
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,480
bin Laden in the desert and Osama's
like, we're closer to the heat and

621
00:42:25,519 --> 00:42:30,360
it's intolerable here, so we're closer
to God, and we everyone needs to

622
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,599
know that we're right because we're closer
to God. Like that's why we do

623
00:42:32,639 --> 00:42:36,960
this, it's not because you know
whatever. It's kind of like a really

624
00:42:37,039 --> 00:42:39,000
quick summarization of this letter. You're
right, He's like, no, I

625
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,000
think that just makes you an asshole. Like I think you're just an asshole

626
00:42:43,079 --> 00:42:45,159
who wants his way. Yeah,
and he's like, no, no,

627
00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:46,360
we're closer to God. Oh funny, you should mention that. Yeah.

628
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,079
He also wasn't living in caves.
He had compounds. Yeah. Yeah,

629
00:42:51,159 --> 00:42:54,119
well he loves for a little bit
in ks. But anyway, because his

630
00:42:54,159 --> 00:42:58,320
next part is, these tragedies and
calamities are only a few examples of your

631
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,360
oppression and aggression against us, which
just sort of reminds me like he's only

632
00:43:02,559 --> 00:43:08,119
mad about our oppression and aggression.
So, to paraphrase a quote from Animal

633
00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:12,480
House, he's basically just like,
hey, you can't do that to our

634
00:43:12,519 --> 00:43:16,480
people, only we can do that
to our people, which fair enough.

635
00:43:16,599 --> 00:43:20,679
Yeah, you can't hate our pledges, Yeah we can. We can do

636
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,800
that to our pledges. That's the
point I kind of understand, though.

637
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,320
It's like he, as a Philly
sports fan, you're not allowed to talk

638
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,599
shit about us, but we can
talk shit all day. Oh. I

639
00:43:30,599 --> 00:43:35,840
mean I think that's any sports fan, like I will just go off on

640
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,519
the gators, but the second someone
else starts, it's like, hey,

641
00:43:37,559 --> 00:43:42,159
listen, buddy, you don't even
know us enough to do that. Yeah,

642
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,480
and then I suicide bombed them.
Yeah, then I poison their trees

643
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:51,239
that you no, Yeah, I
don't care enough about Auburn, all right,

644
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,599
Harvey, Yeah right. He goes
on to say it is commanded by

645
00:43:53,599 --> 00:43:58,519
our religion and intellect, which that's
got to be lost in translation. They're

646
00:43:58,559 --> 00:44:00,800
like a weird translation and intellect,
that the oppressed have a right to return

647
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:05,679
the aggression. Uh, do not
await anything from us but jihad, resistance

648
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:07,800
and revenge. So he goes on
and kind of repeats himself with that,

649
00:44:08,119 --> 00:44:13,159
but like, fair enough, you
feel wrong. You feel wrong, not

650
00:44:13,199 --> 00:44:15,360
saying you're right, but you feel
wrong and you want to fight back.

651
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:20,599
But okay, but now you're just
doing war. So why are you getting

652
00:44:20,599 --> 00:44:24,639
all huffy and incredulous when you get
bombs back at you. No, it's

653
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:28,360
it's literally just like, oh,
only we should be able to do it,

654
00:44:28,639 --> 00:44:30,159
and if it's done to us,
like that's awful, But if we

655
00:44:30,159 --> 00:44:32,760
do it back, that's because we're
right. I agree. When I'm in

656
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:37,119
a fist fight. If you throw
a punch of me, that's uncalled for.

657
00:44:37,199 --> 00:44:39,159
But you're allowed to just use you
as kind of like a sparm partner.

658
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:45,480
Yeah right, tell me literally turn
you into soup. But but you

659
00:44:45,559 --> 00:44:49,639
whoa, hey, what the fuck? Man? I mean? An American

660
00:44:49,639 --> 00:44:53,639
political version of this would be anytime
there's a fucking dead Supreme Court justice or

661
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:59,000
a resigning one. Yeah, so
you can't do this. Yeah, but

662
00:44:59,119 --> 00:45:01,039
it's it's literally everyone's going to try
and chew in their dude. Oh yeah

663
00:45:01,079 --> 00:45:04,719
yeah, and or or filibuster or
whatever. You know what I mean.

664
00:45:05,559 --> 00:45:08,800
Um, we need more seats.
So he then goes on, we're at

665
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,880
the next main point. He has
points and sub points. Fucking crazy,

666
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,559
hows long and stupid this letter is. You may then dispute that all of

667
00:45:15,599 --> 00:45:21,960
the above does not justify aggression against
civilians for crimes they did not commit,

668
00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:25,280
an offenses in which they did not
partake. Let me translate that, but

669
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:30,679
let me explain why killing civilians is
actually chill. If I do it,

670
00:45:30,679 --> 00:45:37,079
it's weird. Collective punishment is what
what is it again? Oh it's a

671
00:45:37,079 --> 00:45:42,760
war crime? Yeah? Shit weird, yeah weird. Yeah, you shouldn't

672
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,719
do that. And again Israel in
the current state, Like shouldn't do collective

673
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,559
punishment to God, so that is
a war crime, like that, you

674
00:45:50,639 --> 00:45:53,920
can't do that. That is fucked
up. So I don't think anyone's like

675
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,960
very much like, oh, we
don't care what is real. There are

676
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,199
people that are like that. But
anyway, but this is one of the

677
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:06,639
parts where these fuckings are like,
yeah, man, resistance, resistance at

678
00:46:06,679 --> 00:46:08,920
any cost, which, like I
swear every person I see say that,

679
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,719
and I'm not hard asked by any
means, but I feel like I'm very

680
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:17,639
realistic about the fact that I would
puke and cry if I was put on

681
00:46:17,679 --> 00:46:21,920
the ground there, you know what
I mean in front of the resistance,

682
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,199
as would they And they're like dah. And then like these same people that

683
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:29,719
are just like the softest people we've
ever met, like get their feelings hurt,

684
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:34,159
blah blah blah. Anyway he goes. This argument contradicts your continuous repetition

685
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,400
that America is the land of freedom
and it's leaders in this world. Therefore,

686
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,519
the American people are the ones who
choose their government by way of their

687
00:46:40,519 --> 00:46:45,360
own free will, a choice which
stems from their agreement to its policies,

688
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:52,599
which who's the government and Gazzan oh
shit, who got elected? And goz

689
00:46:52,599 --> 00:46:57,400
it. Well, do you really
want to roll with that logic? Because

690
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,559
I don't. I don't think you
should roll with that logic. No,

691
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,559
but do we really want to open
up the books too of what they spend

692
00:47:02,559 --> 00:47:07,960
their money on? No, no, we don't. But also again the

693
00:47:07,599 --> 00:47:12,679
if you ever go back and watch
the Hamas versus Fatah like campaign videos,

694
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,320
yeah, Hamas is like, no, we're super chill now, like we

695
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:21,920
are peaceful and we're trying to just
make peace. And because Fatah had a

696
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,119
lot of corruption issues. Yeah,
so like Hamas saw their shots, they

697
00:47:25,159 --> 00:47:29,599
were kind of the only ones in
power. Well yeah, you gotta rebrand

698
00:47:29,639 --> 00:47:32,519
sometimes. Wellta was in power.
Hamas was like very very small, but

699
00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:36,320
like but I mean look at al
Kata right now. They got roller blades

700
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,519
and now they're fun and flirty.
They're having a good time, great on

701
00:47:38,559 --> 00:47:43,280
Twitter, really good time. Yeah. Kayro Taliban? Oh wait oh it

702
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,280
might be the Taliban. Yeah,
well, how are we supposed to remember

703
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:51,800
all the things? Right? Whoever's
in charge of Afghanistan super corrupt? So

704
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,280
Hamas was like, oh ship uh, we're super cool now we're chill when

705
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:58,239
we're not corrupt, and that's how
everyone's like, well fuck, we don't

706
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,360
want to vote for fucking corrupt governments, like when it's very open to get

707
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:04,280
so tired of Fatah. It was
Hamas like kind of like their Trump a

708
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,280
little bit. It's just like just
bring in an outsider. Not even that.

709
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,079
Oh they were I mean people are
aware like Hamas was a resistance movement,

710
00:48:10,119 --> 00:48:15,320
but they were rebranding. They rebranded
as the election came up so that

711
00:48:15,039 --> 00:48:19,400
they could go against Tom Winn.
And they all live in campaign No,

712
00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:22,159
I mean you can go watch the
things. They're like, we are not

713
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,639
gonna do all that violence anymore.
They all live in Qatar. That dude

714
00:48:24,639 --> 00:48:29,960
that looks like he's he just came
back from church at ash Wednesday. Oh

715
00:48:30,079 --> 00:48:35,039
yeah yeah, yeah yeah. How
would not take those dudes out? Because

716
00:48:35,039 --> 00:48:37,760
they're in guitar. We all we
actually also have military like a lot of

717
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,199
military bases in guitar or maybe just
like one big one. We have a

718
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:44,119
lot of troops in guitar. But
like, yeah, so I thought this

719
00:48:44,159 --> 00:48:46,960
was interesting too though, because look, obviously America has not only killed civilians

720
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,960
and wars, but targeted civilians and
wars. Uh, like in World War

721
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:52,000
two, right, bombing has killed
a lot of civilians out great, we

722
00:48:52,039 --> 00:48:58,639
didn't have the technology to hey,
to do it any other way. Dresden

723
00:48:58,679 --> 00:49:02,960
came back stronger. It's beautiful city
though, but like they actually rebuilt things

724
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:07,159
twenty years ago, thirty years ago
to look older. Yeah, that's what

725
00:49:07,199 --> 00:49:09,840
you should do. You should,
we should. Architecture is ass it really

726
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:13,920
is. You gotta embrace just those
like, oh, it's a retail.

727
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,599
Architecture is Renaissance era. Yeah,
architecture. There's there's plenty of good architecture

728
00:49:17,599 --> 00:49:21,519
out there that is modern. It's
the five on one, Hey, a

729
00:49:21,519 --> 00:49:24,079
bunch of apartments on top of a
fucking cabo bobs. That's the problem.

730
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,800
I'd be okay with it if it
was Gothic. I think you need to

731
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,920
stop low key defending your wife and
agree with us that she is ruining our

732
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:36,360
culture architecturally one building of a time, and again agree. I want to

733
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,840
see Catholics got it right? What
church wise? Just all. I want

734
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:44,360
you to a modern Catholic church.
I just want to fucking rip it down.

735
00:49:45,519 --> 00:49:49,119
I wouldn't mean for the space of
religion when you're trying to shout back

736
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,599
to the echoes of antiquity. It
should be old looking, yes, yeah,

737
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,480
you should be bridging. You should
be scary there, Yeah, you

738
00:49:55,519 --> 00:50:00,320
should be scary to be there.
I respect to Catholics and honestly respect to

739
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,239
Muslims. Mosques. I get annoyed
when I see a modern looking mosque,

740
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,920
like I want a dome. I
want to look sick. A lot and

741
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:10,800
a lot of moths are like like
a plus no pun intended god teer architectures

742
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,840
turquoise don't. But you see a
lot in America actually that are like pretty

743
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:21,119
lame looking. I imagine. I
imagine they're not trying to build big giant,

744
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,480
the big one in a round rock. I think that's like pretty big,

745
00:50:24,639 --> 00:50:31,280
I rather obviously different from the other
buildings. Yeah, because they don't

746
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:35,519
want the spell moat. Yeah,
weren't they trying to build one on ground

747
00:50:35,599 --> 00:50:42,199
zero? Dude, wasn't that a
thing over Santa's bones? I kind of

748
00:50:42,199 --> 00:50:45,239
respect that though, like double down, Yeah, that's sick, that's just

749
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,960
uh, you know. Baker Mayfield
planting the flag at the fifty Yeah,

750
00:50:50,039 --> 00:50:54,599
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stuff like that. All of that

809
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,719
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810
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,159
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right, let's come back to the show.

811
00:54:31,199 --> 00:54:34,760
But look when we bombed civilians of
World War two, I like to

812
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,159
A, we didn't have the technology
to not do basically carbon bombing, but

813
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:44,480
B and more importantly, civilians weren't
our primary target, right. We were

814
00:54:44,519 --> 00:54:49,639
trying to we were mostly, but
we were fighting the military first. We

815
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,039
were trying to break the will of
the civilians. But at that point we

816
00:54:52,119 --> 00:54:57,159
were in a total war and basically
a war the end of war that we

817
00:54:57,199 --> 00:54:59,079
didn't start, which I guess been
long can say that too. But the

818
00:54:59,119 --> 00:55:01,760
point is, though bin Laden or
any other terrorists goes out of their way

819
00:55:02,639 --> 00:55:10,679
to avoid the military and hit civilians
in World War Two, our primary engagements

820
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:16,840
were with the military. Secondary targets
were civilian. Yeah. I mean,

821
00:55:17,079 --> 00:55:20,599
at the end of the day,
like World War two is a pretty hard

822
00:55:20,679 --> 00:55:23,599
one to argue against as far as
like who's wrong or right in all of

823
00:55:23,679 --> 00:55:27,079
this. Yeah, I don't want
to hear anything that punch a Nazis.

824
00:55:27,119 --> 00:55:28,400
I mean, if you want to, like, if you want to get

825
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,599
into like Vietnam, yes, sure
we can talk about asshole bombing campaigns in

826
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:35,320
Vietnam from the Americans for sure.
Again, and you can go into this

827
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,320
as well, But like I think
we all kind of agree with this,

828
00:55:37,559 --> 00:55:42,960
Like we're not judging a random Palestinian
dude for the action the foreign polls,

829
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,960
the actions of his government, Like
yeah, it's not even if you voted

830
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,639
for him. And likewise, we
don't think, hey, let's go kill

831
00:55:49,639 --> 00:55:52,920
all those civilians over there because Hamas
is doing dickhead shit, Like we don't

832
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:57,840
agree with that either. Same way, you shouldn't kill a bunch of us.

833
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,639
I will say, though, Berlin
must have been like just easy mode.

834
00:56:00,639 --> 00:56:04,960
What do you mean because you're just
fighting kids and women? Oh yeah,

835
00:56:05,079 --> 00:56:07,599
especially after like you're in the you're
in the war for three years,

836
00:56:07,119 --> 00:56:13,039
you're in Stalingrad and you get finally
get to the main hub. You're like,

837
00:56:13,159 --> 00:56:15,760
right, we're finally taking down Germany. The ten year old shoots you

838
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:20,440
in the neck. Can you imagine
getting got, like getting got by Jojo

839
00:56:20,599 --> 00:56:23,360
Rabbit, And like that's the last
level, right, That little fat friend

840
00:56:23,559 --> 00:56:28,960
just pops out be like I fucking
lost the game on the easiest mode.

841
00:56:30,119 --> 00:56:32,119
What is a what the tutorial mode? Almost? Yeah? I know,

842
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,840
right? Uh? And he just
kind of goes on and on about why

843
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,360
it's actually chill for him to kill
civilians. I mean there's I just cut

844
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,320
out the rest of it because it
was repetitive, but like he's like,

845
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,880
no, here's another reason I get
to kill civilians. Here's another reason I

846
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,320
get to kill civilians. Blah blah
blah blah. He says, also,

847
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,960
the American Army is part of the
American people. It is this very same

848
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,400
people who are shamelessly helping the Jews
fight against us. More jewe stuff.

849
00:56:53,440 --> 00:57:00,280
By the way, he really doesn't
mention Israel that much. Weird just you

850
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:06,079
doesn't recognize it not on his map. He wouldn't call it Israel. That

851
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:07,719
Dan actually makes a good point.
Yeah, it's like China, now right,

852
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,960
didn't they take Israel off the map? They did, which is interesting.

853
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,559
And also they cleaned up the streets
of San Francisco pretty quick. China

854
00:57:15,639 --> 00:57:20,920
did. No, we did went
for for g showing up. Uh.

855
00:57:21,119 --> 00:57:22,559
He also the next part, I'm
not even gonna quote it because it's long,

856
00:57:23,199 --> 00:57:25,480
but he basically says, also God
told me I could do it,

857
00:57:25,559 --> 00:57:31,159
so it's chill. Right, Yeah, there's I mean, there's no flaws

858
00:57:31,159 --> 00:57:34,800
in that logic. Yeah no,
no, it's ten out of ten,

859
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,599
one hundred percent. I mean,
look lean into it, lean into that.

860
00:57:37,639 --> 00:57:39,599
At that point I would respect it
more if he was just like that

861
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:43,440
was it. He kind of is
though, yeah, yeah, so at

862
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,000
the end of the day, you
learned that you respect Osama bin Laden,

863
00:57:45,519 --> 00:57:49,599
So damn you proved their point.
Man, damn it. Now we get

864
00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:52,039
to the second part, which is
he's like, okay, so you want

865
00:57:52,159 --> 00:57:58,400
us to stop attacking, here's what
you have to do. Convert number one.

866
00:57:58,719 --> 00:58:02,599
Convert to Islam. Who all of
you, the entire world join or

867
00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:07,360
die? Just convert to Islam and
we'll stop killing civilians. What if everyone's

868
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:14,679
like okay and like everyone just like
gets on a zoom call like eight billion

869
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:19,440
people, all right, rall Islamic. Now everyone collectively goes to prison.

870
00:58:21,079 --> 00:58:25,400
Basically yeah, yeah, everywhere is
prison. Uh. He goes on to

871
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:30,920
say how great and peaceful Islama like
in terms of like the Korean and stuff

872
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:34,480
like that, which fair enough.
Uh. Then he drops this fun piece.

873
00:58:35,159 --> 00:58:37,159
He basically he's just gassing up islambay
why it's best religion, which is

874
00:58:37,199 --> 00:58:40,480
your religion? That's fine, I'm
sure, I'm sure you believe that.

875
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,440
But then he drops this fun piece, and it is the religion of unity

876
00:58:45,639 --> 00:58:50,760
and agreement on the obedience to Allah
and total equality between all people regarding their

877
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,679
color. Sex or language? Not
yet what was sex? Yeah? Yeah?

878
00:58:55,280 --> 00:59:00,239
Is it? Is it? Srea? Can well get this name?

879
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:05,920
Mone right, I'm a cold bullshit. It feels feels in accurate. Does

880
00:59:06,159 --> 00:59:10,519
not seem accurate though, as someone
who is a scholar on on Islam,

881
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:15,840
like he pretty sure bin Laden also
hated the Blacks. It wouldn't surprise me.

882
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:21,960
Wasn't a fan. I was in
a note or something. Yeah,

883
00:59:22,119 --> 00:59:25,039
yeah, he wrote to me all
the time. He just saw a wait

884
00:59:25,079 --> 00:59:29,639
until I bring up the letters he
sent to me Osama. If it wasn't

885
00:59:29,679 --> 00:59:31,559
for them, he would be hooping. Oh yeah. Why do you think

886
00:59:31,559 --> 00:59:35,639
he didn't play basket? Dan actually
radicalized him? He he didn't have the

887
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,840
it was I think it was all
an agility situation obviously, you know.

888
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,400
Yeah, I can't imagine he had
great footwork. No he does. He

889
00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:47,880
look like he did him down on
the post to he could. He couldn't

890
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:52,480
put on muscle, no he uh, And he'd have to be a wing

891
00:59:52,519 --> 00:59:57,079
because six sis not big enough to
be a big man back then though maybe

892
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:02,360
No, still not Dude Wilt or
like yeah true Bill Russell Kareem. Yeah,

893
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:06,000
they're given them business, hey man. They put magic at the five

894
01:00:06,239 --> 01:00:08,760
in a game in the finals.
Yeah, but Magic was special. He

895
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:13,159
was he was magic. We'll get
We'll get to Magic Johnson in a minute.

896
01:00:13,599 --> 01:00:19,559
Wow. He then this is a
point I actually respect the fuck out

897
01:00:19,599 --> 01:00:22,679
of. So props to have been
Lauden on this one clip it Uh yeah,

898
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:29,320
holdly that ended on there would probably
do well. Uh yeah, seriously,

899
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:35,000
He's like, here's another reason Islam's
the best. You guys have edited

900
01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:37,880
your books and rewritten your books over
and over again. The Quran has remained

901
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:42,880
the same since it was written.
And I was like, you know what,

902
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,960
as a Catholic who likes to tell
other Christians that they're bullshit because we're

903
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:52,559
the ones that Jesus the start.
Yeah. Respect. Yeah, King James,

904
01:00:52,639 --> 01:00:55,960
Bible is kind of a little late
to the game. Yeah so all

905
01:00:57,039 --> 01:01:00,039
right, Bin Lauden, I can't
you use them my own logic against me

906
01:01:00,119 --> 01:01:07,079
here? Fair enough if that's all
it takes. I mean, you know,

907
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:13,199
the Torah is in Hebrew. Now, he says, you guys kept

908
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:17,079
changing it. Probably I would have
say. I read that it was finalized

909
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:21,880
in around the time when the Book
of Kings was written, like six hundred

910
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,159
s BC. Maybe something there I
did there if there is like fifty of

911
01:01:24,239 --> 01:01:29,360
us in one room trying to agree
on something, getting a plurality was probably

912
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,480
even hard. I mean that's what
the council and I see it was,

913
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:38,679
uh for for CHRISTIANITYOSM wasn't technically thing
yet or whatever. Anyway, that was

914
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:43,519
point number one. Uh convert to
Islam because it's the best. Number two.

915
01:01:45,639 --> 01:01:51,559
Stop being so fucking gay. The
second thing we call you to is

916
01:01:51,639 --> 01:01:54,440
to stop your oppression, lies,
immorality, and debauchery that has spread among

917
01:01:54,519 --> 01:01:58,679
you. We call you to be
people of manners, principles, honor,

918
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:05,039
and purity. To jecked the immoral
acts of fortification, homosexuality, intoxicants,

919
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:09,519
gambling and trading with interest. Why
gambling, God damn, why'd you get

920
01:02:09,639 --> 01:02:13,119
why'd you have to clip me?
Bin long? Yes, So he's like,

921
01:02:13,239 --> 01:02:19,599
quit butt fucking quit playing the ponies, drinking, quit having a fucking

922
01:02:19,679 --> 01:02:22,360
four oh one k having a four
to one cake, and you better not

923
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,559
drink, which I can get down
with four oh one K. I love

924
01:02:24,599 --> 01:02:29,960
that. It's just like the reason
your society is trash is anal sex and

925
01:02:30,039 --> 01:02:37,000
four oh one case four one ks. Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah,

926
01:02:37,239 --> 01:02:39,639
y'all are having too much fun over
there, which is just jealous of

927
01:02:39,719 --> 01:02:44,840
her fun. That's it. So
in his head, capitalism is a four

928
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:49,360
to one k. I guess trading
with interest he uses. He talks about

929
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,880
usery a lot, Yeah, which
should surprise no one with all I was

930
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:57,039
about to say, yeah, the
trading with interest was that's a direction.

931
01:02:57,119 --> 01:03:00,800
It's a bit of a that was
for one group. I'm surprised he didn't

932
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,599
just drop say jewelry. But I
guess you wanted to be specific. Yeah,

933
01:03:02,639 --> 01:03:07,559
well, I mean like the U
S three thing. Listen, I

934
01:03:07,639 --> 01:03:10,639
get it. I get why people
don't like interest on ones, but it's

935
01:03:10,719 --> 01:03:15,920
how things work. What do you
You can't finance? Shit, No one's

936
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:19,920
gonna be like, all right,
here's five hundred million dollars to build this

937
01:03:20,039 --> 01:03:22,519
building. Get back to me.
Hope you do. Yeah, got the

938
01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:30,559
gold bars? The usury being illegal
or whatever held back Europe so much for

939
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:35,599
so fucking long. Listen, Ask
Christians how holds down the middle class?

940
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,119
Yeah, it's us. Ask Christians
how it went. What do they do?

941
01:03:38,159 --> 01:03:42,559
They're like, hey, juice immediately, come on, yeah, we

942
01:03:42,719 --> 01:03:49,559
need financing right now. Christ And
again, that is all misinformation and propaganda

943
01:03:49,639 --> 01:03:53,960
spread by the Swiss. Yes,
absolutely, we determined the Swiss put it

944
01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:58,440
all on the Jews so that we'd
never think about their banking. That's right.

945
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:06,719
Turns out the Swiss is there are
there uh slurs for Swiss uh fondue

946
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:15,360
head. I don't know, like
Yodel googling slurs for people from Switzerland,

947
01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:23,480
you would clog little Yeah, fifteen
derogatory terms for the Swiss. Oh,

948
01:04:23,599 --> 01:04:28,280
let's get it something eut cheese.
Hey, this is kind of just from

949
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,039
an edgeloord website. It's not really
actually real. Snowback. That's funny.

950
01:04:31,119 --> 01:04:35,199
Snow back. Come on, now, you're just you're you're co opting other

951
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:42,840
slurs here, call them snow caps. The candy would be funny. List

952
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:46,519
of ethnic slurs man, awesome.
This is from just Wikipedia. List of

953
01:04:46,559 --> 01:04:53,239
ethnic Oh it's a big page.
Wow, that's so big. Uh okay,

954
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:56,679
come on, gummy hauls, gummy
hall what is that do they have?

955
01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,320
Like a bad gum that's what they
call German people. Well, that's

956
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:04,480
what the Swiss called German people.
They don't even have any slurs against Guess

957
01:05:04,519 --> 01:05:13,840
what this is a fucking little neutral
nancies over here. Yeah, we're gonna

958
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:15,320
have to think up some Swiss slurs. It's hard to do. They get

959
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:19,440
a pass already, you know,
I'm saying they get too much of a

960
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:27,159
pass. Oh. Absolutely, the
Nazi gold thing just totally never If you're

961
01:05:27,199 --> 01:05:31,400
taking their money, you're not fucking
yeah. Anyway, So bin Laden goes

962
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:34,320
on to say, it is saddening
to tell you. So he's he's like,

963
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:41,559
I am sorry to inform you that
you are the worst civilization witnessed by

964
01:05:41,639 --> 01:05:45,559
the history of mankind. So he's
saying that America is the worst country has

965
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,880
ever existed. Now, why do
you think Why do you think he thinks

966
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:56,159
that slavery taking Indians lands gaze?
I mean, I'm sure that doesn't help.

967
01:05:56,239 --> 01:06:00,679
But no, it's probably something very
obscure. Say, like, I'm

968
01:06:00,719 --> 01:06:05,400
trying to think of what it could
be. Farming practices. Uh is it

969
01:06:06,119 --> 01:06:15,920
because crop rotation displeases Allah? Rotational
farm? Uh? Yeah, we eat

970
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:17,159
pigs? I don't know, is
it? Yeah? Is it the pork

971
01:06:17,159 --> 01:06:21,159
industry? Is it? Is it? Our whiskey distilling is honestly funnier than

972
01:06:21,199 --> 01:06:26,480
that. You are the nation who, rather than ruling by the Sharia of

973
01:06:26,559 --> 01:06:30,760
Allah in its constitution and laws,
chose to invent your own laws as you

974
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:36,519
will and desire. You separate religion
from your policies. Oh, separation of

975
01:06:36,599 --> 01:06:40,599
church and state. No, not
that. Well that but more than that,

976
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,880
that's a little zoom in. The
more than that is that we wrote

977
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:48,199
our own constitution. Oh right,
we think we're better than God. Yeah,

978
01:06:48,559 --> 01:06:51,079
because we were like, hey,
let's all get together. And by

979
01:06:51,079 --> 01:06:57,480
the way, these a bunch of
little atheist losers like sharing this on TikTok,

980
01:06:57,719 --> 01:07:01,280
and then this guy's like, fuck
you for your own people creating a

981
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:05,320
set of laws to live by together. Yeah, I know, I know,

982
01:07:05,559 --> 01:07:11,960
super liberal people hate sovereignty and self
determination, right, so yeah,

983
01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:16,039
perfect, it's like you you can't
write your own laws, right Bromm.

984
01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:23,840
Yeah, it's interesting that it's like
people that had no idea about this even

985
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:27,920
really this religion. Probably they probably
knew of it, but didn't know the

986
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,840
ins and outs of it. Yeah, we're like, oh, well,

987
01:07:30,159 --> 01:07:33,320
they didn't come to the conclusion that
they had to just do sharia law.

988
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:40,079
They wrote their own without consulting,
right Ron What No, I mean it's

989
01:07:40,199 --> 01:07:43,480
just like then you'd have like idiot
like right when people be like, no,

990
01:07:43,639 --> 01:07:47,519
we consulted the Bible. No,
we fucking didn't. Yeah, there's

991
01:07:47,559 --> 01:07:51,679
plenty of people in this country that
would adopt a Christian charia law, but

992
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:57,119
a Christian basically Leicus just like just
yeah, it'd be bad. Write down

993
01:07:57,159 --> 01:08:00,519
Leviticus and that's fine. And that's
what they always complain about, the evangelicals,

994
01:08:00,599 --> 01:08:04,119
like, oh, it's gonna end
up like what was that show?

995
01:08:04,239 --> 01:08:12,079
Fucking handmade show sucked so much,
it's not good. I hate that show.

996
01:08:12,159 --> 01:08:14,880
All I gotta say is if an
you guys are wearing mixed fabrics right

997
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:20,760
now, I cut your fucking heads
off. Actually eight a whole bag of

998
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:24,800
shrimp and it was a mixed fabric
bag. Oh, just put it on

999
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:28,039
me like a feedbag. And we're
like, actually, did have shrimp bacon

1000
01:08:28,039 --> 01:08:31,520
wrap? Shrimp bacon wrapped? Hell
yeah, bro my teeth today with silk,

1001
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:36,319
it happens fine. I don't know, Silk's not a mixed fabric.

1002
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:41,760
I think silk is in the Bible
for something. I'm sure it's in there

1003
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:46,680
somewhere. It's anti Asian propaganda.
They never like, Yeah, that's what

1004
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:54,079
they were going for. Yeah,
that's that's what they were thinking about.

1005
01:08:54,279 --> 01:08:57,560
Now this is where we get to, Oh, it's the best part of

1006
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,920
the letter. Is it. Oh, it's fucking is it the grand finale?

1007
01:09:00,039 --> 01:09:03,520
This is a til for me today. I didn't know what he's about

1008
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:09,199
to reference existed. Maybe one of
you did. I didn't, and it's

1009
01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:14,840
hilarious. I'm going to read you
the whole section. And then we're getting

1010
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,760
into almost a little side quest here
on the history episode. I hate me

1011
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:21,600
a side quest the narrative. Yeah, I want the main plot, main

1012
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:26,880
quest. Okay, Well, how
seemed to dump another thirty hours into a

1013
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:30,840
video game? I'm an adult?
Uh yeah, you're you were like a

1014
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:32,920
bitch. If you to me,
if you got like all one hundred and

1015
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:36,000
fifty stars in Mario sixty four,
just go beat Bowser. You can do

1016
01:09:36,119 --> 01:09:40,720
that after Yeah, do it after, go beat Bowser. Anyway, this

1017
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:44,520
is what he says, Oh I'm
sorry. First, he says, you

1018
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,680
are the nation that permits usury.
So again, juice, Yes, stuff

1019
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:51,600
which has been forbidden by all the
religions. Yet you build your economy and

1020
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:56,880
investments on usury. As a result
of this in all its different forms,

1021
01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:00,920
and guys, is the Jews have
taken control of your economy, through which

1022
01:10:01,039 --> 01:10:08,000
they have taken control of your media
and now control all aspects of your life,

1023
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:13,239
making you their servants and achieving their
aims at your expense. Here's the

1024
01:10:13,279 --> 01:10:17,000
money shot. He's a four cham
bro. Here's the money shot. Precisely

1025
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:26,520
what Benjamin Franklin warned you against.
Did he do that? Did he warn

1026
01:10:28,119 --> 01:10:33,840
funny? You should ask? No? Okay, However, bin Laden is

1027
01:10:34,119 --> 01:10:42,720
referencing something that is real called the
Franklin prophecy. What is that? It's

1028
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:48,960
also known to historians as the Franklin
forgery. Uh, definitely fake and did

1029
01:10:49,039 --> 01:10:55,359
not even surface until nineteen thirty four
when people were trying to make Nazism happen

1030
01:10:55,439 --> 01:10:59,479
in America, and people put it
this thing basically lie in a pro Nazi

1031
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:01,800
paimpull like look, oh, is
it like Benjamin Franklin told us about the

1032
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:04,880
Jews? We all love America?
I just love is that? Ben Lauden

1033
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:09,439
is such a big Benny Franklin guy. Right? Is it the Is it

1034
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:12,800
like the Protocols of the Elders of
Zion? No, this is just like

1035
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:16,960
a little speech that Ben Franklin allegedly
gave at the Constitutional Convention. Somebody wrote

1036
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:20,039
it on a napkin. Yeah,
this is a there's a very similar thing

1037
01:11:20,119 --> 01:11:24,880
that went around around pro Nazism time. Still today KKK uses it. It's

1038
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:27,520
called the Protocols of the Elders of
Zion, where it's like this very just

1039
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,960
made up thing that like the Jewish
like elders do, yeah, and it's

1040
01:11:31,039 --> 01:11:34,199
just like oh and they sacrifice babies
and you know, yeah, right,

1041
01:11:34,479 --> 01:11:40,800
So allegedly and Loden was just ground
floor Rothschild's conspiracies. Oh yeah, oh

1042
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:45,560
for sure, you could tell him
rothschild Ship all day. So he's referencing

1043
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,920
this thing, which is so again
everyone who's like, wow, it was

1044
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:55,000
opened my eyes, hutory and blah
blah blah. He's referencing a literal,

1045
01:11:55,640 --> 01:12:02,359
fake, fucking document invented by fucking
Nazi to try to make Nazism, which

1046
01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:09,560
you say you hate, happen in
America. It really do be your own.

1047
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:14,760
Yeah so, but but it's essentially
Benjamin Franklin was at the Constitutional Invention

1048
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:20,079
arguing this is what the alleges to, I guess, write an amendment or

1049
01:12:20,119 --> 01:12:26,079
something to just keep Jews out of
the United States. And you know that's

1050
01:12:26,079 --> 01:12:30,279
why we put him one hundred dollars
bill to mock him. It's like,

1051
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:35,239
oh, you don't want this now
you're on our highest denomination of money.

1052
01:12:36,039 --> 01:12:41,479
And that is why he attacked the
Twin Towers. Yeah, to get justice

1053
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:46,399
for Benny. Yeah. So here's
an especially funny thing from the letter that

1054
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:50,720
been laden sided. Because I don't
know if you read it. I don't

1055
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:54,159
know if you read it based on
this part. I don't think the people

1056
01:12:54,199 --> 01:12:58,079
that were celebrating this letter read it. There's a lot of reading not done

1057
01:12:58,119 --> 01:13:00,319
here. So here's here's here's part
of the letter headline culture. Here's part

1058
01:13:00,359 --> 01:13:06,119
of the speech attributed to Benjamin Franklin. See if you find anything ironic here.

1059
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:13,159
For more than seventeen hundred years they
did. Jews have lamented their sorrowful

1060
01:13:13,199 --> 01:13:17,600
fate, namely that they have been
driven out of their motherland. But gentlemen,

1061
01:13:18,079 --> 01:13:23,680
if the civilized world today should give
them back Palestine and their property,

1062
01:13:24,079 --> 01:13:32,239
they would immediately find pressing reason for
not returning there. So if they were

1063
01:13:32,279 --> 01:13:35,920
given their land back, they want
to go back, they'd take over two

1064
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:42,000
things in that paragraph. First Off, Franklin is like their motherland is Palestine,

1065
01:13:42,399 --> 01:13:46,359
it's their land, right, interesting
things? Yeah, Yeah. And

1066
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:50,439
secondly, kind of a cell phone
a little bit of a scorn on your

1067
01:13:50,439 --> 01:13:57,199
own hoop. Yeah. And then
secondly, if we just we America or

1068
01:13:57,239 --> 01:14:04,439
whomever just gave them Palestine back,
they wouldn't go again. Not tracking really,

1069
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:10,720
but sure genius, genius guy.
That's opening the fucking eyes of the

1070
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:14,840
youth. Yeah yeah, great fucking
letter to site. And by the way,

1071
01:14:15,079 --> 01:14:17,479
I think the sentence itself is so
confusing that maybe it just tricked people.

1072
01:14:18,279 --> 01:14:21,720
They hurt themselves in their confusion type
of situation. Yeah, it's so

1073
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:27,920
confusing. You can use it however
you want. Yeah. Yeah, the

1074
01:14:28,239 --> 01:14:30,000
letter does get more on brand for
bin Laden though. Okay, yes to

1075
01:14:30,119 --> 01:14:35,640
all TikTok users are pokemon hurting themselves
in their confusion. Yeah, this part

1076
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:39,640
I will say that at tracks with
bin Lan, bin Land probably like this

1077
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:43,159
part. Well, now he Franklin, fake Franklin here is explaining why they

1078
01:14:43,199 --> 01:14:48,720
wouldn't take Palestine back the Jews because
they are vampires. Yeah, and vampires

1079
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:54,720
cannot live on other vampires. They
cannot live among themselves. They must live

1080
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:58,319
among Christians and others who do not
belong for their race. So vampires can't

1081
01:14:58,319 --> 01:15:02,199
feed on vampires. Well yeah,
uh, vampires on blood, vampire blood,

1082
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,560
but you don't want that. They
can't eat other vampire blot. Yeah

1083
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:14,199
you can't. Yeah, I you
know, mad vampire. Yeah, guys

1084
01:15:14,399 --> 01:15:20,560
like we're not vampires, so it's
so silly say that mustache. I don't

1085
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:25,840
know what you're talking about. Let
me see your You're a little pointy,

1086
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:31,279
a little point a little pointy.
Hmm. I've never seen you. Your

1087
01:15:31,359 --> 01:15:34,960
neck looks really good man, he's
chilling up today. He can't see his

1088
01:15:35,079 --> 01:15:39,079
neck. No, I know it
kind of makes me mad. Should button

1089
01:15:39,159 --> 01:15:43,880
up the top, but you should
reveal your neck more, Dan, just

1090
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:45,640
do it. This is why I
keep a light silver paste on me at

1091
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,600
all. I've never day drank with
Jake. I've never seen him during the

1092
01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:55,960
daytime. That's patently false on your
part. We have all day drank together.

1093
01:15:56,039 --> 01:15:59,159
Probably, I don't think outside.
No, I think you still.

1094
01:15:59,439 --> 01:16:02,520
Actually, I know when I was
very drunk when you came to my house,

1095
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:06,119
I made you watch Beyond Majestic.
I know. We went inside until

1096
01:16:06,239 --> 01:16:10,760
it was dark out, no,
and then we went outside for a little

1097
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:14,560
bit. Now I made you go
back inside because my skin hurt. I'm

1098
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:17,159
not really accusing you of being a
vampire. Yeah, good, I mean

1099
01:16:17,279 --> 01:16:20,840
thinks he does protest. Yeah,
I mean you're kind of like defending yourself

1100
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:25,640
to the point where I might think
you are a vampire. Whatever man m

1101
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:31,279
that controls the media. Garlic beats
this, Yeah, I super garlic.

1102
01:16:31,399 --> 01:16:35,840
This actually troubles me because I thought
you were just affectionately kissing my son's neck

1103
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:43,119
last night, but apparently you had
ulterior motives. I mean, he's like

1104
01:16:43,279 --> 01:16:46,600
veal. It's like the veal of
humans, but he's worse being a pedophile

1105
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:50,840
or being a vampire pedophile, I'd
imagine pedophile. Still, yeah, I

1106
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:54,800
would own trying to eat the child. Yeah, I was just trying to

1107
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:59,560
fuck him, just trying to train
him on his flood. There's also this

1108
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:01,880
gem in the very frank Ben Franklin
letter that was invented by Nazis in the

1109
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:09,359
nineteen thirties that I just liked because
it's like, so obviously a Nazi wrote

1110
01:17:09,399 --> 01:17:14,159
this. It's it's like, it
made me giggle. If the Jews are

1111
01:17:14,199 --> 01:17:17,359
not excluded, within two hundred years, our children will be working in the

1112
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:24,600
field to feed Jews while they remain
in the counting houses gleefully rubbing their hairds.

1113
01:17:26,479 --> 01:17:32,359
It's so weird. Every time I
see a gold coin baby yum,

1114
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:41,199
It's like my nose just curls a
little more. People are fucking stupid.

1115
01:17:41,359 --> 01:17:45,000
That's just the written version of a
caricature from a political ad. Fuck it,

1116
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:48,560
Like, I don't just sound like
Rumpel still skin Yes, yeah uh.

1117
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:53,000
He kind of doubles triples down on
the whole WI your country's success.

1118
01:17:54,159 --> 01:17:58,039
A lot of it's economically. He
also hates he thinks that like are you

1119
01:17:58,119 --> 01:18:01,159
know, being gay is a perverted
and we think it's personal freedom, but

1120
01:18:01,359 --> 01:18:04,000
you know, he thinks it's gross. Is it time to cancel Ben Franklin?

1121
01:18:04,479 --> 01:18:06,560
No, no, no, I'm
saying this has been a louden though.

1122
01:18:08,439 --> 01:18:11,640
Yeah. But still after all that, after all that stuff Ben Franklin

1123
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:15,560
might have said, he totally definitely
said totally yeah. Uh. And then

1124
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:19,359
though he's like, here's more proof
that you're immoral. President Clinton got a

1125
01:18:19,399 --> 01:18:26,279
blowjob in the White House and you
didn't even punish him. Yep, it

1126
01:18:26,359 --> 01:18:30,199
was a straight blowjob. I know, I thought he would be okay with

1127
01:18:30,279 --> 01:18:33,720
that. No, it's adult tree. Ah. You know, it's super

1128
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:40,279
easy to get divorced and have like
twelve wives. I fucking know, man,

1129
01:18:41,119 --> 01:18:44,680
The problem is that Clinton didn't marry
her. That's right, you just

1130
01:18:45,079 --> 01:18:47,680
and by the way, beIN Laden
definitely cheating on his wives. I guarantee

1131
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:55,479
all marry him. Here's another funny
part from bin Laden's letter that seems to

1132
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:59,000
be a bit eyebrow raising to me. See, if you guys spot any

1133
01:18:59,399 --> 01:19:03,600
any weird assertions here. You are
a nation that exploits women like consumer products

1134
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:08,920
or advertising tools, calling upon customers
to purchase them. You use women to

1135
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:12,800
serve passengers, visitors, and strangers
to increase your profit margins. You then

1136
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:23,119
rant that you support the liberation of
women. Hmmm, what world are we

1137
01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:29,399
worse to women than his? What
is it because we sell them things?

1138
01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:35,279
He sells them, they sell them? Yeah, no, I mean motherfuckers.

1139
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:41,880
Is he saying we hore our women
out? Weird? He's got really

1140
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:45,840
specific on how he knew that in
a weird way. It's like, oh,

1141
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:49,800
you do this whenever whenever people visit
like Disney, see we have like

1142
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:55,520
waitresses and oh Steward and stuff like
that. If he was around now and

1143
01:19:55,560 --> 01:20:00,319
it'saw the only fan page he went
out at the right time. Yeah,

1144
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:05,039
I'm glad also because then we'd catch
him. We fucking compound was full of

1145
01:20:05,199 --> 01:20:09,399
pornos. Yeah, we would totally
see his only fans account and be like,

1146
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:14,279
oh shit, he's falling everybody.
Thousand people. Yeah, he there

1147
01:20:14,399 --> 01:20:17,680
was so much you imntion, like
live camming, and you just get a

1148
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:23,159
little like a little dm from like
a little coin pops up and it's like

1149
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:29,319
heart Osama, you know, always
like thanks ubblebl like thanks for the thanks

1150
01:20:29,359 --> 01:20:31,800
eubble. I'll put I'll stick my
foot in my He's really into like the

1151
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:38,399
NPC girls that make noises. I
don't know that. Oh ice cream so

1152
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:41,560
good? Ice cream so good?
Have you not seen this? Oh yeah,

1153
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:45,960
people act like Sim's characters. Yeah, it's like basically everything you can

1154
01:20:45,159 --> 01:20:49,359
dm at. Oh yeah, this
was again kind of it's not really relevant

1155
01:20:49,359 --> 01:20:54,560
anymore because it had about forty eight
hours hour. My favorite one was the

1156
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:57,920
guy eating the hot dog. There's
a guy eating a hot dog. There

1157
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:02,520
was a guy that pretended to be
Spider Man. Yeah, we're so good

1158
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:06,399
at debasing ourselves now really as a
country, nothing's real anymore. No.

1159
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:10,880
He then goes on to complain that
our art is pervy and he hates it.

1160
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:15,079
He wasn't a fan of like action
movies. I don't know, but

1161
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:19,720
which art I guess not the porn. Yeah, well that's not art according

1162
01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:24,000
to him, Yeah, that's porn
is a problem, though he has a

1163
01:21:24,079 --> 01:21:29,720
point. I there are arguments for
that. Yeah, there are definitely very

1164
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,600
sound ones. Oh yeah, yeah, I think it's access. I think

1165
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:35,640
is like like the late part of
our generation, in the generation under us

1166
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:40,199
I grew up on porn, are
probably wildly addicted. Or I think grew

1167
01:21:40,279 --> 01:21:43,199
up on porn. I mean,
like I definitely like jerked off to porn

1168
01:21:43,239 --> 01:21:45,720
as a kid. But of course, but like I, you know,

1169
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:49,439
there was a family computer. Like
I didn't have devices in my room until

1170
01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:55,239
I was a junior or I was
senior in high school. So like that,

1171
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,119
I didn't have like free access to
porn at all times. I had

1172
01:21:59,119 --> 01:22:00,079
a computer in my room. I
have my own computer. I have my

1173
01:22:00,119 --> 01:22:04,800
own computer. I had LimeWire.
You always get the same clip, no

1174
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:09,319
matter what you try to search for, it's the same one. He had

1175
01:22:09,359 --> 01:22:13,000
to wait so many hours, I
mean for a video. God damn,

1176
01:22:13,039 --> 01:22:16,840
I have no idea for what it
was. Two minute video. Yeah,

1177
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:21,359
I those downloads, don't let downloads
piece are trash. I think there's a

1178
01:22:21,439 --> 01:22:26,680
lot of unethical practices in the production
of the content. A lot of the

1179
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:30,239
time. I'm sure that we had
that porn star on the main show who

1180
01:22:30,399 --> 01:22:33,439
was like, uh, we've also
interacted with so many porn stars throughout our

1181
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:40,640
careers that it's desensitizing what to meet
a porn Starve I meet a porn star,

1182
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:42,079
I'm like, you know, okay, hi, yeah, I know,

1183
01:22:42,199 --> 01:22:45,640
it's just we yeah, like nice
to meet you. So if somebody

1184
01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:47,720
you did or you know, your
wife's like, why do you follow that?

1185
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:50,960
Points that well, I was friends
with her, Yeah, we're buddies.

1186
01:22:54,319 --> 01:22:56,479
But she was saying that like she
would show up to say like everyone

1187
01:22:56,520 --> 01:23:00,000
has like a note no list essentially, and she would show up to say

1188
01:23:00,039 --> 01:23:02,720
at and be like, no DP
and I will never act with like this

1189
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:05,840
guy, I'll never do see with
this guy or this guy or this guy,

1190
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:08,640
this guy, and shed like show
up and like, hey, we're

1191
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:13,479
doing a quad dpe and like everyone's
from her no list. Cool, we

1192
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:15,760
just got a cubbable you know.
No, I know, we told you

1193
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:19,199
this was a missionary shoot, but
putting eight cocks in you today and it's

1194
01:23:19,239 --> 01:23:24,359
all dude, you hate yeah no, And it's like that, I mean,

1195
01:23:24,399 --> 01:23:26,720
there's a whole bunch of it,
like she was, and she would

1196
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:30,560
just be like, no, what
the fuck? No? Yeah, Now

1197
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:32,359
this is if the Ben frank This
is my second favorite part after the Ben

1198
01:23:32,399 --> 01:23:38,920
Franklin part. I'll read it for
batim because it's my second favorite part.

1199
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,399
Put your hat back on. I
know a big moment's coming when you take

1200
01:23:42,399 --> 01:23:45,600
your hat off to scratch your head. And because of all this, you

1201
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:50,439
have been described in history as a
nation that spreads diseases that were unknown to

1202
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:57,039
man in the past. Go ahead
and boast to the nations of Man that

1203
01:23:57,199 --> 01:24:01,840
you brought them aids as a Satanic
America invention. We invented it. We

1204
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,920
invented it. But you would think
he would like that aspect because we got

1205
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:08,159
rid a lot of gays kills.
Well, it's killed a lot of African

1206
01:24:08,199 --> 01:24:12,680
Muslims too, and I think it's
killing more African Muslims that it's killing gays

1207
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:19,720
starting Africa. Yeah, yes,
and it was zoo zoonotic, yeah,

1208
01:24:20,159 --> 01:24:24,239
because it came from I think it
was a wet market situation. Oh I

1209
01:24:24,279 --> 01:24:27,479
thought, yeah, it was from
eating chimps. But if he was actually

1210
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:31,560
just trying to warn us about gain
of function, dude, whoa, he

1211
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:36,359
was just anti fauci anti wet market
bro uh. He then goes on to

1212
01:24:36,399 --> 01:24:41,199
complain that we didn't sign the Kyoto
agreement, so he's an environmentalist as well.

1213
01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:45,279
Weird to get some brownie points somehow. Yeah yeah, I mean he's

1214
01:24:45,279 --> 01:24:46,800
all over the place that was the
other thing circled. I'm sure, yeah,

1215
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:50,199
yea, this guy's every which way. He's like, hey, you

1216
01:24:50,199 --> 01:24:55,399
don't pay us enough for oil.
Also he pollute. Yeah, what the

1217
01:24:55,560 --> 01:25:00,920
fuck is this letter? Even it's
covering your base. Yeah, give us

1218
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:03,359
more money for the oil that I
definitely still want to sell you. Also,

1219
01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:10,239
fuck you for polluting. Yeah,
Like, if you're gonna, you

1220
01:25:10,319 --> 01:25:14,720
know, have an ice cream cone
full of Pooh, put some Jimmy's on

1221
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:17,600
it. Absolutely, it makes it
taste better. And if you only look

1222
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:24,079
at the Jimmies, that's a chocolate
ice cream cone. Yes, he says,

1223
01:25:24,199 --> 01:25:26,840
your law is the law of the
rich and wealthy people who hold sway

1224
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:30,800
in their political parties and fund their
campaign elections with their gifts. Okay,

1225
01:25:30,039 --> 01:25:34,800
valid, that's for sure. Behind
them stand the Jews, ah, who

1226
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:41,399
control your policies, media and economy. He's just a conspiracy theorist. I

1227
01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:44,800
mean, this is literally a conspiracy
and a bunch of kids are just like

1228
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:46,880
again, like they're like, well, he's fairy MOUs. I've heard of

1229
01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:50,359
them. Yeah, I mean like
people talking about, Oh my god,

1230
01:25:50,399 --> 01:25:54,560
I can't believe my dad got radicalized
on Facebook. It's like, just wait,

1231
01:25:55,439 --> 01:25:58,399
I tweeted it the other day.
It was like, oh wow,

1232
01:25:58,439 --> 01:26:01,439
who knew that you're boom er uncle
wasn't the only one who could believe something

1233
01:26:01,479 --> 01:26:04,399
insane on social media? Yeah,
how could we have known? No,

1234
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,560
it's because they see it on TikTok, so it's like, oh, it's

1235
01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:11,159
not totally Yeah, here's the part. I take the most umbridge with the

1236
01:26:11,239 --> 01:26:14,439
next two parts. Uh, this
actually pissed me off. The most that

1237
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:16,479
which you are singled out for in
the history of mankind is that you have

1238
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:23,840
used your force to destroy mankind more
than any other nation in history. Well,

1239
01:26:24,039 --> 01:26:29,439
if there are literally billions of Asians
who would disagree that we use our

1240
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:32,520
force for evil, like we were
the only ones fighting Japan. Yeah,

1241
01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:39,319
there are Chinese, Koreans, Filipinos
also, millions of that all those Chinese

1242
01:26:39,399 --> 01:26:43,159
battles that nobody's ever heard of,
where just millions and millions of people lost

1243
01:26:43,199 --> 01:26:45,520
their lives. Oh, in World
War two. No, well, in

1244
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:47,439
World War two, in particularly Corral
history. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1245
01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:51,279
but I'm just saying to say that, like, oh, we're only over

1246
01:26:51,359 --> 01:26:54,720
on the wrong side if we only
use our force for bad or whatever like

1247
01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:59,199
that. I'm billions of billions of
non white people if if you really want

1248
01:26:59,239 --> 01:27:01,439
to have it, not be a
white person like the Europeans in World War

1249
01:27:01,479 --> 01:27:04,720
two. Also, like there are
billions of non white people who are like,

1250
01:27:05,119 --> 01:27:14,880
thank fucking god someone stopped Japan.
Yeah, read up on seven thirty

1251
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:17,000
one, just real quick reading about
Japan and China. No, no,

1252
01:27:17,199 --> 01:27:21,119
but we kept Japanese and in tournament
camps and a couple like twelve hundred of

1253
01:27:21,159 --> 01:27:25,399
them. I don't know what else
to say to that, Like, war

1254
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:29,439
sucks, it's not fun. Bad
things happen. I just a lot of

1255
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:31,279
this too, as he complains that
we're just like not batting a thousand,

1256
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:36,359
Oh yeah, yeah for sure,
which again, how could we The interman

1257
01:27:36,439 --> 01:27:39,720
camps were wrong, They're horrible,
they're fucked up. Yeah, but like

1258
01:27:41,159 --> 01:27:43,720
I don't at some point, at
some point, you're just complaining that we

1259
01:27:43,720 --> 01:27:46,319
don't bat a thousand. So is
playing volleyball with the children's a child's head,

1260
01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:50,520
right, yeah, like I mean, and I can't. I'm not

1261
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:55,479
making that part up like dead Women, Yeah, go go feel free.

1262
01:27:56,119 --> 01:28:00,720
Please look at up Siege of Manila, yeah or or any yeah, any

1263
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:03,239
it's an occupation of Japan. We
did an episode on c Minilo. Was

1264
01:28:03,279 --> 01:28:06,359
that on the Patreon though? I
think? Yeah? So subscribe to the

1265
01:28:06,399 --> 01:28:11,319
Patriot? That wasn't It wasn't very
funny. It's it's a nightmare, it's

1266
01:28:11,319 --> 01:28:15,000
horrifying. Was that part of Spooky
Month? No, it's just one of

1267
01:28:15,039 --> 01:28:17,199
our history again. Is that's why
we kept the skeletons on the set.

1268
01:28:17,239 --> 01:28:20,000
Hey, this sweek's Patreon is gonna
be a blast though? Sweet? Yeah?

1269
01:28:20,199 --> 01:28:24,359
Uh So he then goes on,
he goes not. He says,

1270
01:28:25,239 --> 01:28:28,760
uh, you drop you who dropped
a nuclear bomb on Japan even though Japan

1271
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:31,439
was ready to negotiate an end to
the war. Literally not fucking true?

1272
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:35,840
True, And suck my dick,
dude, who just quoted a fucking fake

1273
01:28:35,960 --> 01:28:43,560
Ben Franklin reason we had to drop
two bumps a God, I hate that

1274
01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:46,840
argument anyway, how many acts of
oppression, tyranny and injustice if you carried

1275
01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:51,399
out, oh Callers of Freedom getting
sassy again? Again. Yes, we

1276
01:28:51,479 --> 01:28:55,279
have been hippocritically, Yes, you've
done fucked up things. We're not batting

1277
01:28:55,319 --> 01:28:58,439
a thousand, But baby, we
are better than anyone else, and I

1278
01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:03,239
will stand by that. He basically
goes on to say, uh, we'll

1279
01:29:03,279 --> 01:29:06,640
never acknowledge that we're not pert,
that we're at not that whatever. It

1280
01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:11,760
knows that we're assholes, we do
it all the time. Stop supporting yeah,

1281
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:15,600
I know, right, Stop supporting
Israel, Stop supporting the Indians in

1282
01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:18,880
Kashmir, Stop supporting the Russians fighting
the Chesty. Just slip the Kashmir bit

1283
01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:25,039
in. Yeah, Stop supporting the
Manila government against Muslims in the South Philippines.

1284
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:30,000
By the way, that's the Philippines
we liberated from the Japanese uh that

1285
01:29:30,199 --> 01:29:31,479
invaded it and did horrible things to
it. But I guess we're just gonna,

1286
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:34,119
uh just skip around that part.
I mean, I don't even know

1287
01:29:34,159 --> 01:29:39,880
what the fuck you want from up
to this point. We also again gets

1288
01:29:40,199 --> 01:29:42,560
he gets he gets a little sassinated. I think he just wants us to

1289
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:45,119
mind our business. My but he
doesn't want to mind his business. No,

1290
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:48,720
you can't go with that argument,
be like, mind your business,

1291
01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,319
so that I cannot mind mine,
Yeah, and then bend the knee and

1292
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:57,800
convert and then follow It's based on
a on a foundation of I'm gonna do

1293
01:29:57,880 --> 01:30:00,800
these things though. Yeah. Yeah, So we all also advise you to

1294
01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:03,439
pack your luggage and get out of
our lands. We desire for your goodness,

1295
01:30:03,479 --> 01:30:06,760
guidance, and righteousness, so do
not force us to send you back

1296
01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:13,279
as cargo in coffins, edgy,
we want good things for us or like.

1297
01:30:13,319 --> 01:30:15,439
So he's basically, hey man,
we want good things for you,

1298
01:30:15,640 --> 01:30:18,239
specifically for you to convert and surrender. Don't make us kill you if you

1299
01:30:18,399 --> 01:30:26,880
don't. Fair fair, that's fair. Yeah, And he kind of ends

1300
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:30,279
with some Quran quotes, but before
that he says, uh, what does

1301
01:30:30,359 --> 01:30:33,600
he say? Oh, we also
call you to deal with us and interact

1302
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:38,600
with us on the basis of mutual
interests and benefits, fair enough, rather

1303
01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:44,159
than the policies of subdual theft and
occupation. Okay, fair enough, you

1304
01:30:44,199 --> 01:30:48,039
want a fair deal, okay,
okay, okay. Then he continues,

1305
01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:53,560
and not to continue your policy of
supporting the Jews, because this will result

1306
01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:58,560
in more disastrous for you. Yeah. Jews, just Jews, all,

1307
01:30:59,439 --> 01:31:02,199
Yeah, we want peace except for
them, except for the juice, but

1308
01:31:02,319 --> 01:31:09,720
they're not people from the river to
the sea. Yeah. Yeah, he

1309
01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:12,640
just kind of goes on like that. Uh oh, he makes fun of

1310
01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:15,720
us for doing bad in the crusades, even though we want a couple of

1311
01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:17,079
them. But yes, we were
below five hundred. Yeah, no,

1312
01:31:17,239 --> 01:31:20,600
he's right there. Yeah, to
take that that way, well, we'll

1313
01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:26,439
take that. Yeah. And then
this part, but also the crusades that

1314
01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:30,640
we had to do because you also
crusaded. Yeah, there's a crusade,

1315
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:32,960
and responsible a crusade, everyone's an
asshole, so on and so forth.

1316
01:31:33,399 --> 01:31:36,159
Uh. And then here's the part
that I mentioned earlier. If the Americans

1317
01:31:36,199 --> 01:31:39,840
do not respond, then their fate
will be that of the Soviets who fled

1318
01:31:39,840 --> 01:31:44,920
from Afghanistan to deal with their military
defeat. Bro. I mean, we

1319
01:31:45,039 --> 01:31:47,960
did it, We did that,
We did that. You know that though,

1320
01:31:48,079 --> 01:31:51,760
we you know that, you know, you know, you had an

1321
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:56,399
operative you had to talk to Yeah, how did you get the guns?

1322
01:31:56,960 --> 01:32:00,279
Where did those stingers come from?
Where the missiles come from? Anyway,

1323
01:32:00,359 --> 01:32:03,520
they met with you directly, dude, that's the letter. What do you

1324
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:11,800
guys learn today? Uh, I'm
a vampire baby bangs out. I think

1325
01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:15,239
as long what I've learned today is
as long as the thing that is hot

1326
01:32:15,279 --> 01:32:19,720
in the streets, the thing that
is currently trending. If you just kind

1327
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:29,359
of package somebody's old, kind of
terrible manifesto or you know, point letter

1328
01:32:29,399 --> 01:32:32,279
or whatever, as long as you
repackage it with whatever is currently trending,

1329
01:32:32,359 --> 01:32:36,039
and in this country, somebody will
agree with it and make it go viral.

1330
01:32:36,159 --> 01:32:41,199
I bet you we can make the
the Ted Kasinski manifest to go viral.

1331
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:45,479
That's too normy. Yeah, we
need to find we need to dig

1332
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,640
something up. There's too many people
that also tend to agree with Ted.

1333
01:32:48,239 --> 01:32:51,960
Maybe maybe weld Maybe let's do the
Franklin Streek. No, I don't want

1334
01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:57,720
to do it for find something wild, something real. What if we just

1335
01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:02,079
grab like a Timothy Dexter letter.
Hell yeah, if he has anything on

1336
01:33:02,159 --> 01:33:04,920
foreign policy, I want to read
it right now. I do. Uh,

1337
01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:11,159
who's today's Hitler? I think it's
pretty easy. It might be Hitler.

1338
01:33:11,239 --> 01:33:13,039
It might be Hitler. It still, it might be Hitler. But

1339
01:33:13,119 --> 01:33:15,119
I want to go Bin Laden.
Oh that was mine? Damn it?

1340
01:33:15,279 --> 01:33:19,239
All right? If I'm Ben Franklin, if he said that, what about

1341
01:33:19,239 --> 01:33:24,880
American Nazis? Yeah, Nazis for
sure. Yeah, nazisn't been laden or

1342
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:28,880
today's Hitler. Thank you so much
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1343
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:31,760
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1344
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1346
01:33:40,199 --> 01:33:42,319
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1347
01:33:42,399 --> 01:33:45,520
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1348
01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:49,600
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1349
01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:53,520
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1350
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:57,479
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1351
01:33:57,479 --> 01:34:01,199
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1352
01:34:01,239 --> 01:34:04,159
Goldman and Dan Chester, I'm rob
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