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To read my looks. I got
Cheerie in the room and Tessa and Alex,

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Joscelyn, good morning, good morning. I who's who's your horse here?

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Who's playing for you? Alex?
I didn't sound exciting. Maybe you

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don't sound exciting today. I just
turned that from I got some weird All

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the horses are weird today, Kim, good morning, Good morning team Tessa.

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Huh, that's correct. Do you
have a question for her that you

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know, maybe something you've never asked
a caller before? Did I did?

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I picked you wonderful. Let's have
a wonderful game. You and I tell

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them what they could possibly win.
And it should put pressure on you,

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guys. I feel no pressure.
That's no problem. Num. Yeah,

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thank you so cool. Joscelyn and
Kim would love these tickets. Put her

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in the pit pit tickets for Dave
Matthews band this Friday. All right,

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here we go. This Friday is
tomorrow. And the other person is I'm

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just gonna put them in my pit. Who won last week? I think?

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Alex? Right? Over time?
Yeah, and we let she like

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keep yes again overtime? Alex got
it in like a second. You want

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to go first or second? Alex
Jocelyn, what do you want me to

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do? Second? Please? Okay, she said, please, okay,

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whatever Jocelyn wants whatever. All right, here we go, Jocelyn. You're

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calling from a dinner party. What's
going on? And I'm trying to let

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my mom ticket? That's good,
all right, Gosh, she's trying to

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win tickets for her mom, so
mom would wear her. Would you please

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get into this game, Alex,
Okay, all right, Jocelyn and Kim

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just listen to Tessa do good.
Tessa, who has swapped out her headphone.

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She can no longer hear my voice. Dallas Daniel, Oh sent in

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this word, Yeah, homeroom comes
in strong in these words twenty seconds roll,

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thumbs up, thumbs up. Swamp
smash, swamp sash, swamp smash,

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swamp swamp smash. Oh, she's
come to play. Yeah, he's

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come to play. Swamp smash.
I have to make computed with swamp donkey.

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That was all the people hooking up
at festivals. But there's swampy asses.

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Yeah, who's smashing. That's what
happens. Yeah, swamp smash.

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Yeah, I know, I know, all right, Kim. Yeah,

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that was that was strong too,
quite strong. Next word, very who

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said that. Oh that was Dallas
and this is Sean. Seaunton sent this

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one in thumbs up. Okay,
thumbs up, thumbs up. Silly soup,

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sting soup, stinging, silly soup, silly soup. Ooh, I

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mean wow, she's focused, shilly
soup, shilly Sean, Wow soup.

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Here we go. Jason sent this
one in twenty seconds on the clock.

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She doesn't need it today. Thumbs
up, Okay, thumbs up. She's

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dialed in water break one prayer what
water break? One bread? Wonderbread,

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water break, wonder prey. I
don't know, water break, water break,

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water break, Oh damn watch all
three five seconds left? Oh lucky

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Jayson with the water break. That's
what Alex waiting. It's a lot like

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wonder bread. You remember, Alex. You're doing it for the baby diapers,

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for the dips, yeah right,
for the diaper shower, all the

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diapers you get today. We can
go sell them on e bags, all

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right. Alex's three words yeah,
and uh you're gonna time it your boy.

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Yeah, boy, you time your
boy and uh he gets twenty seconds

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per word. Okay, get that
again, Okay, time it good?

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Sure? Hey, why is your
time it good over there. Eli sent

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this one in twenty seconds on the
That's trouble, that's trouble. That's how

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we got the name friend off friend
friend because of this. Well one word

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ice face, what ice face,
ice fish, ice face face. We

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got a party, ice face,
We got a diaper party on our hands.

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I'm doing my ice face facial.
How many days now? Yeah?

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In a row? Three? Oh, you're done? Five? No,

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I think five. I'm gonna do
a week's looking so clear? Is an

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amazing you're looking up. You guys
should be able to really read. Yeah,

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theseus my labios have been in the
ice. Nice and fresh, stop

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it, stop it fresh. Sandy, Ashley with a Sandy with an eye,

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Ashley with an eye, Nicole just
some and eye just some of who

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sent this in? Yeah? Spell
cat spell cat be eighty. I mean

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I'm so glad I wasn't here for
that. Wow? Why are you bringing

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that guy up? Wow? Okay, I mean you guys can't. You

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don't know how to speak? Are
we going? Are we going in overtime?

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No? We got one more?
One more? One more? Surely

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I don't know if it's like the
head is so shaved your skin? Are

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you doing an ice facial two in
the morning. You look great, wonderful,

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he does. It's just all that
rest that I gave a juvenated what

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it looks like a real boy?
All right, Mandy s this, he

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looks like a boy. Twenty seconds
summer sunburn? What summer sunburn? Stubborn

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something? Summer sunburn? Summer sunburn
sunburn? Over time? Okay? Seven?

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With seven seconds left? Sorry,
so you got each got like hitched

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on one. She had five left, he had seven left. Alex is

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out of here. Oh hold on, let me get the paper here,

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paper, overtime over it, all
right? Okay, so I'm gonna say

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the word. You just keep guessing
until you get it right. Okay,

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And Chilie's gonna time say good?
Will you say good? Yeah? With

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these fresh yes, with the ice
with ice. My lips are cold ice.

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Okay. I wish the game was
over chilly with these two. Yeah,

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with these two. Overtime it's too
tense. It's very tense. Music

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doesn't help either, Okay, Uh, you just start timing as soon as

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I say the word thumbs up up. You're ready, Leah sent this in.

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Tell me when you're ready chilling.
I'm ready missing Tessa, biscuit Tessa,

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missy Tessa, busy Tessa, missing
Tessa, not busy Tessa, missing

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Tessa, busier Tessa, missing Tessa, missy Tessa, missing Tessa, missing

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Tessa. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. Somebody

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was a little m I a earlier
this week. Okay, all right,

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go get that biscuit in here.
Yeah, go get the taste the biscuit

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over it. Oh so tense.
Harry comes Harry, he just saw Eddie

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Martini in the hall, and Eddie
Martini goes there he is when he saw,

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Oh, it's because we're celebrating you
today. We're gonna shower you with

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Diperson. And he also just walked
past me and you're shotting my name and

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like you were listening quick Alex.
He was like, oh that's Alex.

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I asked, Eddie Martini is the
president of I Heart Houston. I'm like,

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do you know Alex. He's like
this, of course I do.

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I'm a huge fan. And then
he comes to me and he hugs me.

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I was like, no, that's
Sam. It's like, of course,

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what is his name? You call
him the Chili though, No,

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that's the other that's the twin.
They look a lot alike. He knows

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how to play. I'm going to
say the word you start timing. Leah

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sent this one in and I guess
this is a tricky, tricky thumbs up,

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Missing Tessa, Missing Tessa, Really, dude, she struggled. I

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thought it was busy Tessa, Tessa, busy days, miss body? What

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was his time? His time was
quick second point sixty three? What was

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hers? Uh? Fifteen seconds point
Yes, Jocelyn, you're the winner.

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Oh that's the whole office, the
whole family, school, the whole school.

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That is awesome. Oh yeah,
she's in school. Tell Jocelyn what

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she's doing Friday, Tomorrow night.
Jocelyn, you're going to the pit.

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Dave Matthews Band, congratulations Tessa missing, So you're not welcome for me.

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So Jocelyn, thank you. You
were winning these for your mom, right,

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Yes, from me and my mom. So you and your mom are

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going to go. You get to
call to call her immediately and let her

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know that you guys are in the
pit. I will definitely probably listening right

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now. Oh that's awesome. All
right, well listen Team Alex. Jocelyn

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in the pit, DMB, great
job. The RD Ryan Show five, The Buzz