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That's crazy Casey right now. Yeah, And you know who really will have

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none of this is Kyle under a
protest. He goes outside and actually shotguns

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a fucking can. A lover boy
takes a piss and says, this pictures

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peace stream I've ever seen in my
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his uh, that was his Rosa
Parks moment. Dylan, can you not

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fucking do that? Can you not
equate drink the water the bravery that Kyle

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demonstrated this evening to what Rosa Parks
did. Please, There's a lot of

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stuff on TV. It's good Jim
tracks a lot of it. Dad TV,

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Hilo, welcome to another brand.
Spaking too said of bad television.

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That is long for bad TV.
Have you had a couple of pops?

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Because I'm coming from a drinks with
friends, I'm a little toasted. I've

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had half a claw. Okay,
Well I am, like I said,

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a little toasted, and I'm Dylan
in a hello and that's hello, that's

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pat. I couldn't tell you you're
a little frosty. I couldn't tell.

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Really, I had the last word. What's that mean? Well, it's

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gin excuse me? Sorry, it's
gin and green sharks, ruse and Maraschino

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liquor and lime juice? Was that
based on your uh, that cocktail on

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your ex girlfriend? Because that bitch
always had the last word? So you

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had a cocktail, you know?
It was so and and this episode and

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thank you because I could not talk
about the show for a long time,

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but when I saw something like that, it just reminded me to not be

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so cynical about things because on the
outside, obviously one of the dumbest things

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that you know, any group of
friends could ever gather around and do.

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But one of them grabbed trash.
Well, Casey's I mean, she should

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be institutionalized, but she's hilarious.
She is kind of funny. She doesn't

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belong on this show, she said
in the episode hooking Up his fun But

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what she's really here to do is
ski so you can get the hell out

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of here. With that attitude,
you can leave. But they all,

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they did such a great summer camp
enthusiastic job with that insanely dumb thing that

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Tom laid out for everybody was really
sweet. It was timed at some it

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made no sense, and Casey did
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that extra alcohol had been sitting there
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Yeah, I don't know. All
right, all right, public service

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I feel like I'm not paying Winterhouse
the respect that I'm not sure if

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it deserves or not. Right,
you know, I've just shown up in

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here. I'm I'm a little tipsy, you know, which is unprofessional.

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I don't really ever do that.
I'm drunk every episode. All right,

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Well, this is a show about
you know, nothing is a very kind

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of It can be a philosophical concept
and many would argue that you know,

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in the halls of academia and the
highways and byways of Oxford and whatnot,

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there are people that are mulling over
is there less than nothing? And many

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of them, I'm sure, after
reading I don't know, Heidegger and whatever

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the fuck they read, would arrive
at the conclusion that no, there cannot

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be anything less than absolute nothing.
And to them, I would say,

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tune in Tuesday Rights and watch this
show because it is like quantum breaking about

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nothing this show. It was a
crazy episode again, not enjoyable, but

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I can't wait to get into it. Zero snowballs picture I've ever seen in

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my life, split up by some
fun I think that in Capula capulates the

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entire series. I really, I
truly do. All right, Dylan,

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I enjoy you see what I'm saying
though, right? Oh? Absolutely absolutely

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this So this was episode three.
What I find fun about the show is

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just the hierarchy of the guys.
Women are gonna, Okay, there are

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shots, But what I find fascinating
is there is definitely an alpha, and

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there's definitely a runt. It's definitely
a runt, yeah, and that's Batman

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and Batman's Piggy and I feel bad
for Batman because Batman is piggy, yes,

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and there's a whole bunch of moves
going on here. I'm gonna key

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in on Alex. I don't think
Alex is nearly as into Danielle as he

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is putting on. I don't even
think he's putting it on. Well,

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yeah, he kind of to hurries
to everyone else. I think he's coming

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in here with the game plan to
exploit his fifteen minutes on whatever season of

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Below Deck he was on and kind
of get himself as one of these revolving

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door cast members that either end up
on Summerhouse or Winterhouse. So a for

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effort, you're still a creep.
Okay, I I know he grosses me

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out because he got the most amazing
edit on Below Deck and then he comes

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on here and his opening line the
first ten minutes is he doesn't like to

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wear condoms. And then you realize
he won a flirt of the biggest flirt

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in his senior year and he's really
just a crash crass idiot. Okay,

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So WHOA Am I being too negative? No? No, no, listen,

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I just I am having a visceral
reaction because I don't feel that way

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about Alex. I feel like Alex
is uh. He doesn't have a great

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strategy when it comes to women,
and it's a little uh. He literally

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throws everything at the wall. Yeah, it's a little too full court press.

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But he is nothing compared to Corey. He is nothing compared to Corey.

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Corey titan avawful Cory. Here's the
thing. Corey, for a lot

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of the cast members, is obviously
a eight or nine in their eyes.

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He is four more years, in
a few more cases of butt light from

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being like a three. He's not
a really good looking guy. He looks

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like a Bowery boy. And it's
right now, it's working for him.

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But oh my god, it's so
crazy because the confidence is it's this kind

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of like lull into understatedly like I'm
not a douchebag kind of thing. Maybe

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I'm an onion. You just got
to peel back some layers. And then

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once he starts to feel himself and
listen, I don't want to sound like

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this, but the fucking misogyny and
the the Ivory towerness and the self absorption

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is just it makes my fucking head
explode. To me, he's Mike.

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The situation and we all know how
Mike the situation turned out. He literally

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looks like a guy that was catching
those little rivets and then pounding him into

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the Empire State Building. You know, Carrity's lunching a little fucking bucket,

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you know what I mean. And
he's like ninety thousand feet in the air

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and he's not afraid of heights,
right, and he doesn't fall, He

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just lives and develops a drinking problem. Correct, And that just Mike the

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situation looks like Corey. Yeah,
well to put it at Ruby put it

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last week and we'll move on.
But he went up to a girl who

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was changing into her comfy clothes and
said that she wasn't doing it sexy enough.

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Yes, yeah, that's that's Corey. When girls are attracted to you

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get to say misogynist things like that
and it comes off as flirting. Yeah.

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Anyway, this episode was fun.
I love the show. It's about

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absolutely nothing. Forty snowballs. So
we last left off. Oh dyal sorry.

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Saturday March twelfth, eleven fifty eight
pm. It's the Sexy Pirate Party,

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as that is the theme of a
party, right, Jordan is hitting

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on Corey and I'm sorry to see
it. Jordan, I really am.

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I like Jordan. Jordan's having a
pressure cooker kind of mental breakdown. I

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mean, at the end of this
episode, what we witnessed was again nothing

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short of a full blown until breakdown. You've been drinking for four days straight,

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You're in a house with idiots,
and you are losing your mind,

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and that's what happens. That's the
very end of you losing your mind.

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As the understatem of the year,
I of course do not want to get

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ahead of myself, but I will. I do want to point to the

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end of the episode. In the
drama, Jordan was crying because she wanted

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to do a little smoochy smooch with
a guy who has a girlfriend and just

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another girl also, Jordan, Correa
has no interest in smoochy smooching with you.

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And all you're gonna do is try
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him and then you say no,
You're gonna have to earn the rest.

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He's gonna face push you, go
eat a sandwich and go down on Malia

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and then call his girlfriend after and
he doesn't care how's your day? He

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does not care about you? So
all right, can we get to Danielle

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and Alex. Okay, So where
we last left off, as they were

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sucking some face in the coops,
Now something thing happens here. Danielle in

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an Austin Powers part two type of
way, has lost her moji okay,

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and Alex is merely a vessel to
get that back, and then she'll prompt

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him to go on his first crush
Jordan. Yeah, and the mojo is

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a a silver tipped beaker of purple
goo. But she's lost. Yeah.

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She says that she's blown away that
she made out with a sexy pirate.

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You didn't, you made out with
a sea rat. Easy to confuse,

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but very very different, very different. Tom and Kyle are both ready to

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pour one another's hearts out onto one
another. Oh no to respective parties Malia

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and Okay, I think, so
this is so okay. So this is

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where Swartz and Katie are getting to
know one another. And then Kyle and

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Malia, who are now the matchmakers, sitting in the corner because they want

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Katie and Swartz to hook up.
But we learned that Katie is attracted to

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emotionally unavailable men. Well, you
wouldn't work on yachts if you weren't that?

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I mean, wow, is that
true? And then uh then Tom

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lies to us. He tells us
that he's never had a bad breakup.

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Did he really say yeah? He
said he said like amicable like three times

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I watched the show. Dude,
Yeah, I don't think so. Katie

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hates you, but to be fair
to him, he has no idea what's

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going on generally, and Katie hates
everybody. True, So with those two

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things in mind, it seems pretty
amicable. From Meanwhile, Danielle and Alex

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are sucking face in the closet.
This is getting hot and heavy pretty quick.

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Huh y, just put it and
see how you like it. She

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needs to get her mojo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I want

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to take a dive into Malia and
this. There will be three occasions in

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this episode where the female cast who'd
love to fuck Corey. I want to

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just really get down on what his
relationship status is. And that's beautiful that

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what the women are trying to do
is figure out how broken their moral compass

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is going to be should they make
this decision. And you got to give

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them credit for that because Corey wouldn't
ask those questions. Men don't care about

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that the way that these women do. So it's it's adverbs. You know

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what you're doing? Are you daty
someone? I'm not going to ask that

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question. That could ruin the moment. What if she says yes? Well,

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anyway, Corey once again dances around
the question and the only way that

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he could get away with this stating
but they see each other every month and

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then they just spit in each other's
mouth and that's pretty much it. Yeah.

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Yeah, then we get to Crazy
Kid. Oh yeah, it's awesome.

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I mean, it's just so funny
how the kids are just you know,

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I mean, it's just nuts.
The Corey and Sam they just get

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together and they spit in each other's
mouth. They do once a month.

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That's it. He says. They're
in limbo. So Crazy Casey goes around

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telling people to hydrate, and it's
done so in a manner that you would

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see in an insane asylum. So
let's say everybody has break time, right,

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and everybody's in the fluorescent lit room
where there are the you know,

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the vinyl or leather chairs, and
people are drooling and shit, and there's

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that one guy that keeps walking up
and down the hallway saying I'm not gonna

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baby send anybody tomorrow on the slopes, and they just know that that guy's

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fuck crazy and no medicine in the
world will help. That's crazy Casey right

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now. Yeah, And you know
who really will have none of this is

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Kyle under a protest. He goes
outside and actually shotguns a fucking can.

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A lover boy, takes a piss
and says, this picturesque stream I've ever

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seen in my life slid up by
some fucking candle. That was his uh,

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that was his Rosa Parks moment,
Dylan, mm hmm. Can you

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not fucking do that? Can you
not equate drink the water the bravery that

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Kyle demonstrated this evening to what Rosa
Parks did. Please, it's very fucking

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insulting. So, okay, Dell, sorry to be talking a lot on

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this show. Okay, there is
you know, when a pattern starts,

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you're not talking a lot. Oh
I'm not. Okay, Okay, you're

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busting me up right now, man. Okay, So Kyle's out there taking

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a piss, painting the snow,
having his moment, and this is when

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a pattern starts to form with Danielle
or a pattern in my mind starts for

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him. Do you remember when last
season when she was going through the drive

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through a Jack in the Box and
as soon as she ordered her two monster

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taco she told the guy that took
the order she couldn't believe Carl and Lindsay

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didn't tell her. Yeah, they
were get engaged. Turns out Danielle shares

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aspects of her life with everyone.
Did you see post making out with Alex?

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She walks around the entire house and
she'll tell anybody who will listen that

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she kissed Alex. And when she
ran out of a live human, she

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went out and went outside and told
those lights Kyle pissed on. Yeah.

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Yeah. And the craziest thing about
her doing this to that Jack in the

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Box employee is that he was able
to weather all of the nonsense she was

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talking about and then recommend that she
doesn't get the monster tacos because they're really

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there's no point. They're not better
than the regular tacos. There's just they're

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just what even is a monster taco
a Jack in the box. Isn't that

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the one where they put the piece
of American cheese on it? No,

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that's the regular taco. That's the
regular time. That's the signature of the

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Jack in the Box taco. That's
the you know, people are drawn to

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pure individuality, people who are themselves. That's why we lef Casey because she's

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a nutbag, right. Jack in
the Box's taco succeeds on that principle.

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It is what it is unabashedly.
So they put a piece of American cheese

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in a taco. I mean,
think about how insulting that the entirety of

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Latin America. Anyways, you're right, man, yeah, anyway, and

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maybe that was insulting because Latin not
all of Latin America has tacos. Let's

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just say Mexico, but then more
places might have tacos, so I don't

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want to offend those people. Anyways, I am appalled the Jack in the

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Box has done what they've done.
Can we get to something else? Alex

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and Danny and Danielle end up in
her room and he sprawls out on her

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bed. I thought this was going
to completely gross her out, because he

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takes off his shirt and basically insinuates
like, hey, I'm sleeping here,

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and to my confusion, it appeared
to be quite the turn on for her.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, well
she needs her mojo back. That's

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right, my mojo. Baby.
If you have been panning for some time

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and you haven't come up with anything, I mean, you'll pan a puddle

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right, just to see if there's
a little bit of mojo in there.

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When Danielle is going around telling everybody
about Carl, Lindsay and her and Alex,

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Batman over hears, well not over
here's he's told explicitly, and he

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says, and we should you know, it's not all Danielle. Alex went

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around peacocking as well. But at
some point Batman catches wind of this and

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he calls Alex a legend. Let's
I want to do this, It's like

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a fun segment. Or let's list
some other legends, you know, like

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really legendary people, Michael Jordan,
Michael Jordan, Achilles, certainly Abraham Lincoln.

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Yeah, and Alex right up there
in the pantheon you have legend,

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you know, Batman slash Brian.
I really feel bad for him because I

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think he's going to have I mean, it's only the third episode, third

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day or however they split this up. I think he's still he's gonna have

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a rough go. I think He's
going to be the pest that in any

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other environment would be completely shunned.
But because they're sequestered, he's going to

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finally become like the screech of the
group and there will there will be some

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love for him. Yeah, something's
gotta happen for him. Because there was

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a scene in here, not to
get ahead of myself, where he uh,

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he welcomes himself in the jacuzzi.
Yeah, when Malia and Jordan are

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in there and they pretend he doesn't
exist. It was like Bruce Willis talking

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to anybody in that movie. They
just he was not having the same conversation.

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But we'll get there. Yes,
but he's got some Listen, there's

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some nice guy though, great guy, and I think within the Indian community

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his isms and indiosyncrasies work better than
with a bunch of fucking sea rats.

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And he's off his game. Yeah, because did you see that girl that

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he was I mean, my god, was she stunning? But I think

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she dumped it. I think he
might have dumped her. He dumped her.

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Okay, Yeah, I was confusing. I mean, of course didn't

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watch Family Karma, You say,
of course, Well I mentioned it on

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the show. Okay, Hey,
I dated two Indian girls. Now that's

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why I was confused. My wife
knows I dated two Indian girls and I'm

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still in contact with them and my
wife. If she sees me watching family

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Karma, I'm gonna get in trouble. Yeah yeah, yeah, it won't

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be good for you. So Danielle
and Alex I thought fucked each other,

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but they don't do this until later
they fall asleep on one another while Kyle

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slam's pat tie and Jordan and Casey
talk about how she wants to fuck Cory

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and that Sam is this psychotic bitch. Now I covered a lot of things

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there, Yes, all right,
so let's zero in on this one.

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So Casey telling Jordan that she knows
someone who knows Sam who's Corey's girlfriend.

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Yeah, he's not admitting that,
and that friend thinks she's a trashy,

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trashy, basic bitch that like spit. Now, there's this thing that kind

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of exists outside of the realm of
Winter House and Summerhouse, which is this

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kind of code that there's an ick
on a guy who's showing up to a

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party flirting knowing that he has a
girl, whether or not he admits it.

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If you even think that he does. You don't touch that guy for

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But shockingly, those rules of etiquette
do not apply. Don't get me wrong.

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All the guys are you know,
manhorse too, and it's it's Corey.

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But they'll be quite the reckoning when
Sam does finally arrive at this house.

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By the way, genius producing producers, you don't let Sam come on

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this season, but you let Corey
go up there and lie his fucking ass

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off. That is smart. We're
in some kind of limbo right now.

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Okay, we'll see. It's almost
though, like we might give them too

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much credit because, like, I
don't know, if you, let's say

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you have an ant eater and you
throw a bunch of termites in a pin

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with him, what's he gonna do. He's gonna eat all the termites,

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you know. So it's an yeah, yeah, exactly. So. The

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other thing that I glossed over is
that Kyle is in true form again.

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He is up at four o'clock in
the morning slamming food. Yes, and

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that is a true expression of wonder
and joy. Some would call that a

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state of grace or heaven, but
that's the place that Kyle gets to so

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often and I'm so envious of him. He's kind of in a self like

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prison if you think about it,
because he's a drunk and he likes to

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party, but his mind is,
you know, how he makes his money

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as he shows up on this show, and he is the only married couple

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right now, and so his only
enjoyment is getting blackout drunk and then eating

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food at four in the morning.
You really think about it, Yeah,

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but a lot of people would be
crushed by the kind of dour bummer of

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that existence. But not gotten.
No, No, he's having a blast.

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So Jordan picks up ahead of Steam. She goes over and she knocks

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on Corey's door, and Corey does
not answer. And it's good on Corey

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that he acknowledges that they're all hot
and that he needs to not sleep with

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whatever is behind that door. It's
like, let's make a deal. But

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there's there's a million dollars behind every
door. There's no wrong answer, right

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anybody. If he would have answered, he he would have had sex with

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anybody and by that door. But
I think his concern was Jordan had been

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talking about not having sex for a
year and a half and apparently her vagina

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needs a maid because it's like one
of those closets that hasn't been opened.

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It's kind of dusty and might have
spiders in it or something like that.

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Yeah, maybe that was the turnoff. I don't know. Yeah, like

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a box of sorry just falls down
and hits you in the head. Who

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got me that? That was my
mother in law. That was a wedding.

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Was this game good? I can't
remember if it was good. Well,

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I'm not gonna play it. I
used to have a closet in my

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shitty apartment I called the Closet of
Doom. It was all shitty gifts that

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my mother got me because she didn't
know what I wanted, so she'd send

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me out like a I don't like
label. She'd send me out like a

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shirt that with Nike on it.
Yeah, and a closet of doom.

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I could throw it in there.
You couldn't throw it away. I couldn't

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throw it away, Yeah, because
she'd ask where it was when she'd visit.

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Yeah. So it's in the closet
of doom. Ches with nothing is

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just the closet. This is the
thing. Yes, all of the women

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are beautiful and in that analogy.
Yes, all of the suitcases have a

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million dollars in them. But what
he doesn't take into account is that four

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of the suitcases do, or five
or however many girls there are. The

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rest are just Kyle that could be
wanting to go outside and piss on something.

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The fact that Corey is constantly in
that state of like, somebody's knocking

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on my door. It's probably some
bitch that wants to suck my dick.

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No, it's Kyle. He just
warmed up a burrito and he's wondering if

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it's he's illusional. That's true.
I didn't think about that. And also,

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whatever karma, whatever good karma he
acquired there will be gone. In

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I don't know two episodes when he
hooks up with Malia. Sam's got to

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be pissed off with Malia for something. She goes straight to her. She

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does, and I'm wondering if it
got back to her about that whole confusion

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about not being a kiss. But
they have to go spit, They have

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to go further or Malia's just flirting
in front of her. Malia is a

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shitster, and I don't know if
she's a girl's girl, and I think

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she would slip Katie's throat in two
seconds. Yeah, I don't know,

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snap judgment. So we'll get to
the next morning. There was no next

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morning, no penetration. But before
we do, maybe we don't hit an

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ad read after that word. Let's
just get through some stuff that happened this

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morning. Batman is rising up crazy
Casey, and by that I mean he

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God, it's so funny he is
Bruce Willis. I mean he's just not

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speaking to the people that he thinks
he speaking to. You know, if

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I were is his pickup artist,
a mystery say a mystery know they teach

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guys how to get laid, you
know, I would be like, dude,

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stop what you're doing right now.
Just be the friendly kind of half

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not paying attention kind of friend.
Stop hitting girls are being perceived in that

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way. Be the bro. Start
just hanging out with the guys, ignore

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the girls, ignore the girls,
and then see if you can get some

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kind of vibes going where they start
getting attracted to you because you're not paying

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attention to them. I know that
sounds very piggish and no, but that's

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that's what you need to do.
And like perfect example Alex versus Corey,

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Alex immediately goes for Jordan starts hitting
on everybody. Corey pretends like he's there

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to hang out with his bros with
a constant addict like periphery obsession with what

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he's gonna fuck next. But you
can't see it. It's there, but

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it's just he Also, if you'll
notice, he flirts enough to get a

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girl kind of interested, and then
he starts playing the girls off each other.

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because they're going to go out,
and some people will be on the bunny

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slope. Some people are professionals.
I guess the thing I want to discuss

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is in the car with Batman.
Yeah, because he continues to have less

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than zero game. Again, it's
it's Bruce Willis he's in the front seat.

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She can feel his hands, but
anything he's saying is not He's like,

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it's like he's not there. Okay. So he attempts this little game

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which I think he probably read in
one of those books that, you know,

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teach guys how to get a girl
in tie. And he says,

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hey, hold my hand. No, let's let the fingers feel each other

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in between, you know, that
kind of hand holding. And but she

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says, I prefer ass grabbing and
not by you Batman, by Corey.

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Yeah. And then Jordan takes a
sword, which is dangerous because Batman's driving,

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stabs it right in his heart and
turns around and says, hey,

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Corey, I knocked at your door
last night because I wanted to f you.

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Yeah, she said, I mean
again, Batman was slain by a

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student he didn't pay enough attention to. She's literally telling Corey she wants to

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fuck him in front of the guy
who tried to kiss her two days before

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that. Yes, I mean,
it's just unbelievable. You got to feel

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for him, man, you really
gotta feel for him. We get some

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people doing lessons, and we've got
some advanced people too, and I am

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just so jealous that they get to
do this. I miss it so much.

404
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:35,039
Casey describes skiing as freeing in the
ultimate release. She's one hundred percent

405
00:33:35,119 --> 00:33:37,000
right. I mean, that's just
what it is. I also think this

406
00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:42,200
is where she basically lays out that
she's not here to have sex with Rando's

407
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,839
on camera. She's here for the
free skiing. Into that, I say,

408
00:33:45,119 --> 00:33:52,119
get lost. So, the sea
rats are not good at skiing.

409
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:55,359
They are good at working eighteen hour
shifts and binge drinking in the sun,

410
00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:04,440
sometimes the rain, but definitely not
the correct They do not do well in

411
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,519
the snow. Their hair, their
coat is not thick enough. Okay,

412
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:15,159
right, you don't see rats in
the snow. You see them scurrying about

413
00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:20,679
near sand, right, and vessels, not in inclement weather. Okay.

414
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,119
They go to cities, but there
are cities that are cult Anyways, I

415
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:28,800
don't know what I'm saying. So
we head to the lodge after Well,

416
00:34:29,119 --> 00:34:36,320
can I say this whole slope thing
with them on the slopes. It's so

417
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,280
and I'm having a great time tonight. We've had a lot of funny moments,

418
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:45,719
but this is just useless footage and
it's almost like the producers had to

419
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:50,840
say, we need you guys to
get together and talk about this now,

420
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,119
or this is going to be a
one minute montage. Absolutely, I will

421
00:34:54,119 --> 00:34:58,880
say, we do need a break
from the night activities, and it is

422
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,519
pretty boring. I would honestly say, how about sending them out to a

423
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:07,119
winter Wonderland wine tasting or something like
that. But yes, it is pretty

424
00:35:07,119 --> 00:35:10,039
stage where they have to set them
up in various groups and cover what we

425
00:35:10,119 --> 00:35:14,719
all just watched that took place the
night before. So the two groups catch

426
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,800
up. This is before we head
to that wonderful lodge where they served nachos.

427
00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:22,039
We learned that Danny and Alex did
some heavy petting that didn't bang.

428
00:35:22,119 --> 00:35:25,760
That's a very old person thing to
say heavy petting. We learned that Jordan

429
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:30,280
wanted a little makeout session with Corey. And then Casey makes a third attempt

430
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:35,880
to get to the bottom of Cory's
relationship status, and he once again defers

431
00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:40,480
the answer, but he says he'd
feel bad if he's spitting someone else's mouth

432
00:35:40,519 --> 00:35:44,360
besides Sam, you know, yeah, and then he elaborates and that right

433
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:50,760
there is a little almost like a
congressman kind of trick. Oh yes,

434
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,920
he would feel bad about spinning in
anyone else's mouth. Yes, but he'll

435
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:58,599
still shove his cock in you.
Well, he elaborates to that, while

436
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:02,679
Malia, Casey and Hai stand there. He says, I pretty much I'm

437
00:36:02,679 --> 00:36:08,599
down to DTF you, you and
you and Jordan and so wow. He

438
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:15,360
has a type. His type is
attractive and a live Yeah. Yeah,

439
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:22,000
and listen, that's a lot of
people's type. So we had, we

440
00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:29,719
had to the lodge and we order
a Joey chestnut on the fourth of July.

441
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,960
Amount of food, I mean,
what what is going on here?

442
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:38,760
We get three plates of mac and
cheese, four lobster rolls, three burgers,

443
00:36:39,159 --> 00:36:45,920
three orders of Philly cheese steak egg
rolls. It's just like I listen

444
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,519
a day on the I don't know
why I'm so hung up on that.

445
00:36:50,119 --> 00:36:54,599
I just reality television stars. You
don't think they didn't. I'm losing it.

446
00:36:54,639 --> 00:36:59,039
I'm losing it. It was insane
how much food they ordered. Oh

447
00:36:59,079 --> 00:37:00,960
yeah, and they did it,
Dylan, and look if Andy's paying for

448
00:37:01,039 --> 00:37:04,360
it? Eyed fucking order that much? Yeah, me too, me too.

449
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:08,840
So Jordan sits down and says that
she's not getting vibes from Corey,

450
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:14,880
but Also, she's not giving vibes. You told him in the car that

451
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,320
you knocked on his door last night
because you wanted to fuck him, So

452
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,119
I think you are giving vibes.
I'm with you, though I don't think

453
00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:28,920
you're getting any. Jordan's confession has
now officially friend zoned Malia. She only

454
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:35,159
sees Corey now that Jordan has told
her her feelings for him as a brother

455
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:42,920
who she flirts with. That's ellipses
and will bang in two episodes. We

456
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,519
don't know what's gonna happen. We
don't know. So the X Games is

457
00:37:47,519 --> 00:37:52,679
the next themed party. We're going
to be making shots based off of our

458
00:37:52,800 --> 00:38:02,239
exes because that's what the wheel hit
tonight. All right, So we get

459
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,960
back to the house. A couple
of things happened here. This is Alex

460
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,119
being a real scumbag. He walks
into Jordan's room and asks if he can

461
00:38:08,159 --> 00:38:12,639
take a shower in there. He
strips down completely naked, takes a shower.

462
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:17,639
Was Harvey w This is Harvey Weinstein. I'm not kidding. This is

463
00:38:17,679 --> 00:38:23,880
what Harvey Weinstein did. Yes,
it's really gross, and I'm telling you

464
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:30,239
Alex is a complete fucking scumbag.
That really is a scumbag. Jordan consented

465
00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:40,159
to the you can use the likelihood
of the outcomes, but it's just what

466
00:38:40,199 --> 00:38:45,239
Harvey Weinstein did, but just with
hotter people. It is different when it's

467
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:52,079
a gnarled, old fucking troll who's
lording opportunity over somebody with the penis falling

468
00:38:52,119 --> 00:38:54,679
off in Gang Green. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You

469
00:38:54,719 --> 00:39:00,440
imagine that Putt New fuck that well. Meanwhile, also Jordan and Malia hit

470
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:04,840
the coups, and this is when
we discussed this earlier. Brian joins,

471
00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:08,159
uh, so he can be Bruce
Willis in the sixth sense. Yeah,

472
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:15,239
Hey, I'm here. Hey,
I'm here. I think I feel like

473
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:22,239
there's a presence here. But do
you hear something? No, hmmm,

474
00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:25,639
I'm kind of into Corey. What
do you think about Corey? I we

475
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:30,320
talked about you saying you were into
Corey. I heard you, But I

476
00:39:30,559 --> 00:39:37,440
feel like there's I keep hearing like
a little it's like a gnat that can

477
00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:42,519
talk, you know. Yeah,
I kind of feel that too. Well,

478
00:39:42,519 --> 00:39:45,079
you guys probably aren't talking about me, though, you wouldn't talk about

479
00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:47,360
me like that. I'm fucking cool. You guys want to fuck me?

480
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:53,280
I heard it. Again. All
right, So Tom views this game as

481
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:59,199
a call to the universe to bring
Katie back to him. Oh God,

482
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,440
I think he's referring to the entire
experience. Maybe this game. I'm not

483
00:40:01,519 --> 00:40:07,079
sure. But we get home,
Kyle screams, Mother Nature. We hit

484
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:10,400
the hot tub. This is when
the Bruce Willis thing happens. Monday,

485
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:16,159
March thirteenth, nine seven pm.
And then we play the game. Everyone

486
00:40:16,559 --> 00:40:22,639
isn't you can see the and this
is was this palpable for me? I

487
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:30,000
have This is one of my greatest
fears is being Tom pitching a group activity

488
00:40:30,639 --> 00:40:40,119
and having almost everyone go I don't. I don't know if I want to

489
00:40:40,199 --> 00:40:45,079
do that at all. Tom Swartz
at this point was at the center of

490
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,039
quite the controversy, and I think
they were all ears and eyes. I

491
00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:51,840
don't know. I think people were
like, if we weren't on a television

492
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,159
show, I would not do this. But then everybody really really gets into

493
00:40:55,239 --> 00:41:00,440
it. Danielle makes the Michalata.
Oh, first off, we have to

494
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:06,679
we have to begin with Tom's contribution
to this game. Yes, which judgmental

495
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,800
X So my cocktails tequila straight.
Everybody take a shot. Yeah, we're

496
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:15,079
gonna be making cocktails tonight that represent
our exes. She told me that I

497
00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:20,960
had to please everybody. So because
of that, I'm gonna make you guys

498
00:41:21,119 --> 00:41:25,679
all the cocktail, the tequila shot. It did set the tone for this,

499
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,599
uh this kind of metaphor where I'm
not going to please everybody like tequila.

500
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:36,400
Does you know that's this was all
like wedding toasts, this entire thing

501
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,159
and had the same energy as a
wedding toast. Yeah, it was very

502
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:44,039
drunken and uh sweet. Yeah.
Well, or if you're Corey, we

503
00:41:44,079 --> 00:41:46,840
can jump around, I guess.
Yeah, Corey takes the time to insinuate

504
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:51,199
his X was a whore. Yes, his cocktail is called pass around.

505
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:55,840
Yeah, what a gentleman. Yeah, I mean he's just a sweet guy.

506
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,639
And like Batman said about Alex,
I would say that Corey is a

507
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:08,159
legend. You know, my cocktail
is a bag of wine that everyone can

508
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:15,840
slap and then suck out of,
like my fucking horror X girlfriend. He's

509
00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:28,440
a real cat. Listen, when
people think about when when when people get

510
00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:31,960
off on the thought of having somebody
spit in their mouth, you have to

511
00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:37,360
think that you have to know that
not everybody is as good as Corey is

512
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:42,400
that's spitting in your mouth. You
think that it's this easy kind of carnal

513
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:47,079
thing that everybody can do, but
the saliety. Yeah, he's the lavat

514
00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:52,880
sniper. People can have dribbles,
they can have bad accuracy. Corey wads

515
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:59,480
up something that isn't too viscous and
isn't too thin and he slams your tonsils

516
00:42:59,559 --> 00:43:07,239
with it. That's that's fucking cool, all right. It is a thing.

517
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,840
By the way, Dylan, you
know, I caught the whole spitting

518
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:14,400
thing last season, and apparently it
is a thing for the kids. I

519
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,239
don't want to get ahead of myself. Will discussed in the next five minutes.

520
00:43:16,599 --> 00:43:22,199
Malia spit in his mouth. It's
a thing. Yeah, yeah,

521
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:29,119
yeah, sorry, sorry, Okay, So Casey makes a garbage bag cocktail

522
00:43:29,159 --> 00:43:31,079
and we can move on. Well, yeah, Casey did it because it's

523
00:43:31,119 --> 00:43:35,519
the leftover booze found in a trash
bag. Because her x treated are like

524
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:42,719
trash. You are pretty weird.
Oh there's another odd thing that happens.

525
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:50,039
Kyle makes a dackery with other alcohol
because Amanda has multiple personality disorder. Well,

526
00:43:50,079 --> 00:43:52,760
he starts off that way, but
it's supposed to be about your axes,

527
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,079
so he said, for legal reasons, he can't really get into it.

528
00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:58,760
Oh, got it, got it
right, because Amanda is not his

529
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,800
ex season, she's his wife.
Yeah, all right, So we move

530
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:08,239
on. Malia and Kyle piss on
the snow, Corey misses his not girlfriend

531
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:13,760
Sam and Danielle and Alex begin to
just slam him into one another in the

532
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:21,360
countertops. Yes, Jordan and Corey
and Malia, this little Bermuda triangle of

533
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:28,440
nothing happens. Now. Jordan unfortunately
has to watch on while Malia tries to

534
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:35,159
eat something out of Corey's mouth.
Are you talking about her brother? You're

535
00:44:35,199 --> 00:44:38,679
talking about yeah, because they have
that relationship, the brother sister relationship.

536
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
don't know what was going on there.

537
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,239
I'd have to review the footage further, but it looked like they did in

538
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:52,719
fact touch lips. But this is
the thing, Malia. I guess we

539
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:59,840
can roll this into Jordan's breakdown because
when she sees this, she begins to

540
00:45:00,599 --> 00:45:06,559
really cry. Well reminded of her
bitch friend that stole her necklace, remember

541
00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:09,280
that. Yeah, Well, at
this point, Dylan, so this kind

542
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:14,639
of sets stage for the emotional breakdown. I think it's late I didn't get

543
00:45:14,639 --> 00:45:17,159
a time signature or chyron at this
point, but everyone just starts falling in

544
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:21,000
beds. Yeah. For some reason, Alex, who was the first one

545
00:45:21,079 --> 00:45:23,119
to pass out, has suddenly revived. Yeah yeah, yeah, I think

546
00:45:23,159 --> 00:45:28,719
it was upon hearing a sobbing Jordan
in the hallway. Yeah. Anyway,

547
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:32,199
he's the first to embrace her and
get a little, a little cozy up

548
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:39,119
with her. So true. It's
like a kemodo dragon who is been without

549
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:44,159
food for a little bit and he
hears water dripping or something. Yeah,

550
00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:50,079
and he hears like a fawn lapping
up water and really has no interest,

551
00:45:50,159 --> 00:45:52,440
but it's kind of called to go
try to fuck the fawn. Of course,

552
00:45:52,519 --> 00:45:58,079
he must survive, you know.
And he does that, and it's

553
00:45:58,199 --> 00:46:01,320
Jordan, and they embrace, and
then others uh suddenly awaken from the dead

554
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:07,800
and they decide to do a group
hug and not before you know, it

555
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:12,519
was so funny. I was like, poor Jordan, But also I'm so

556
00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:17,840
grateful that in her time of need, she has Alex who will welcome her

557
00:46:19,039 --> 00:46:25,119
with open arms so that he can
again try to either bite her on the

558
00:46:25,159 --> 00:46:30,719
ankle with poisonous saliva until he can
have sex with her or just have sex

559
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,800
with her tonight, but either way, it's not genuine. He's trying to

560
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,280
have sex. Yes, he would
love to have sex with her by comforting

561
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,480
her, right, And I do
want to remind the audience. I know

562
00:46:38,519 --> 00:46:42,000
I said this, that's the top
of the show. But he embraces Jordan

563
00:46:42,039 --> 00:46:45,920
to comfort her because she's very upset
because she didn't kiss the guy who has

564
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:51,920
a girlfriend who kissed another girl.
Now listen, I don't think that Malia

565
00:46:51,960 --> 00:47:01,239
and Corey kissed, but I do
think that Malia is knowingly deceitful about what's

566
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:08,360
going on with her and Corey,
and she she can with all of the

567
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:16,480
you know, these are like you
know, people think like you know the

568
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:24,280
it's like it's what law abiding citizen
with Gerard Butler was all about, Wow,

569
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,559
you haven't seen it. I'll go
watch it tonight. Is it good?

570
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:34,199
Oh, it's fantastic, little gory, Okay, by the letter of

571
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:39,039
the law, justice is not paid
out oftentimes, and people can hide behind

572
00:47:39,119 --> 00:47:45,400
that. And that's what Leah what's
her name Malia is doing. She's she's

573
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:51,880
operating in the swamps of technicality,
but she knows what she's doing well because

574
00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:57,480
she denies the kiss and laughs,
that was it a kiss? I spit

575
00:47:57,599 --> 00:48:01,280
in his mouth? Yeah, so
I don't know. Listen, we'll find

576
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:07,039
out what happens next week. But
we do end the episode with Alex saying,

577
00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:10,760
just can I put it inside?
Ye? Just the tip? All

578
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,440
right? Jovi in the iTunes ready
to reviews. We sat on below deck.

579
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,840
We would do this. We would
give Papia Dog Girl the reviews.

580
00:48:16,119 --> 00:48:21,480
Papia Dog Girl. She's driving up
from Miami, isn't she. How did

581
00:48:21,559 --> 00:48:23,760
we not say that at the top
of the fucking show. Oh we miss

582
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:29,880
Papaya Girl. Papia Dog Girl will
be back next week. She couldn't make

583
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,800
it tonight. Honestly, I think
we didn't mention it because we were hurt

584
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:39,320
exactly. Yeah, next week,
Papia Dog Girl will read the reviews and

585
00:48:42,599 --> 00:48:45,519
keep reviewing, keep leaving them.
Go to patreon dot com, slash another

586
00:48:45,519 --> 00:48:49,000
podcast network. Donate a little if
you can, and a little more if

587
00:48:49,039 --> 00:48:53,880
you can. Two. That's it
I'm doing. Say goodbye, Pat's say

588
00:48:53,960 --> 00:49:00,440
goodbye. There's a lot of stuff
on TV, even not all of it's

589
00:49:00,679 --> 00:49:07,920
good Jim Track, A lot of
it's tad. TV