The Downbeat ninety one the freaks blinded by the light, ripped up like a
deuce. Another runner in the night binded by the light. The lyric is
douce another runner in the night line and by the light, grabbed up like
a deuce. And know the runner in the name Sucker Badman drums Bomba's Indian
Summer. The teenage dipped the mat in the dumps with the bones, says
the adolescent pumps his way into his hat. What were the bowlder on my
shoulder? Feeling kind older? I stripped the merry go round, which is
very please and season and we's in the caddle o crash to the ground.
Say hell is this guy to deal works off? Thank you? Thank you?
Clips carry the largest moon pie every day? Is it's like that big?
It's not Our table is bigger than that damn pie. Yes, I
took a boy of from om pie. Yeah it looks good. There's a
lot of marshmallows. Look at that and you gotta get him like slightly melted
all the wahip and cancel. Can you guys have the record irving for now?
All right, before we get to the lead story of today, first
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your pizza. The home of the world's most delicious pizza. Yep, there's
no question the largest. We talked maybe off air, maybe a little bit
on air about how in my opinion, in Kevin's opinion, how really good
SNL was This weekend Kristen Wig hosted, We had musical guest Ray. There's
a musical guest named Ray Raymond Floyd. No, it was a woman named
Ray. I don't know anything about her, never heard of her, and
listened to about three seconds and fast forward through her performance. So when you
have SNL DVRD, you can watch it in less than an hour. Ray
Floyd played his hit song seventeen at Sawgrass. It's about turning seventeen for following
it following up go ahead, Oh boy, that that's a Kevin joke that
actually made Danny mad. Yeah, furious. I've never seen that real one
before. One moment I'm gonna play some audio here. One moment that did
make me giggle out loud is they had what NBA on T and T the
guys. Yeah, we had Ernie, and then you had Kenny and Chuck
and they were doing commentary on the final four, and uh, they're talking
about how much more popular and interesting the women's tournament has been. And I
don't know if their numbers were right, but did that one big game get
fourteen point two million viewers? Absolutely did? That's what did Sane wait l
U lsu fourteen point two million viewers? Yeah, I had no idea was
that much. I watched a lot of that and I flipped over some last
night and again it was Christina and I and she had never seen Caitlin Clark.
She saidh my god, I've heard so much. When it turn it
on, we watch the last like four minutes. Kaitlyn Clark the last four
minutes like dribbled two off her feet, air ball to three. I could
like, I'm like, yeah, she's bad ass. She's kind of like
Luca for them, and she's like, all right, cool and then she's
just bumbling and you don't see it jacking threes. It didn't touch anything.
I'm all right. So the Fake T and T crew is commenting on women's
basketball and it went a little something like this, and you've got Keenan Thompson
as one call Yeah okay, im prop to traffic update, got aboarded there,
and Keenan Thompson always performs as Charles Barkley, So listen for that.
Women are exciting, man. The women's tournament is where the action is at.
You know how many people watch the Iowa Connecticut game Caitlin Clark versus Page
Beckers fourteen million people. Man, that's young childing numbers plus women's turn I
got the stars. You know, Kaitlyn Clark is doing ass for State Farm,
Subway, Exfinity, and Nike. I'm only doing ass for three of
those companies. Can I tell y'all something else about Kaylyn Clark? She dunked
on me once, No really, up on the set of a Subway ad
man. We were just shooting around and in between takes. Suddenly, boom,
she jumped ten feet in the error, and then she just posterized me
and hung on to the rim, wrapped her legs around my head and said,
welcome to the Cream team. Your ball hated bitch. You gotta respect
that. You gotta respect that level of trash tar. She is so cool.
I don't know who the guy is that they've got doing Ernie. But
James Austin Johnson his voice is good. Oh my god, that's him.
Yeah, he's good. I have a theory that he is the next Bill
Hayter of that show because he does a lot of the game show straight man
stuff, Welcome to the Cream Team, a lot of the voiceover stuff,
good voice type stuff, but also can play the straight man in sketches because
Eric Bill Hater used to be Ernie from the Famous side. We're all black
friends, We're all black. Look at him, huh, we are all
right. The news of the day. Okay, casson this real quick.
No. So South Carolina beat IOWA the championship game, and Don Staley,
the head coach of South Carolina, who was undefeated, did like, I
thank you. I took the mike like a big thank you to Caitlin Clark
for what you've done for the game. And it was really cool, Like
Caitlyn probably didn't need that or want that, or you've been carrying a heavy
burden. Thank you for what you've done and what you're going to do for
the WNBA. Oh that was cool. You'd have to do that, you
know, very kind. Also, I have watched zero women's basketball this year,
not a second, not a second. I watched the same amount of
women's basketball as I have men's zero no dribbles. And I don't think you
guys would have watched much men's had it not been for Kevin's final four Squares
party. Brilliant Kevin, Yeah, yeah, he came to hansle off of
that situation. You're amazing, dude, You're underrated. People need to know
that about it, because you're mad at me right now. I'm not mad.
Your joke was fine. It was it was upper mid all right.
In the world of country music, were in an incident last night because this
name should not, you know, be foreign to you, the name Morgan
Wallen. Now, Morgan Wallen is probably, if not the most popular,
biggest selling male star in that world. I don't know who is. We
know Morgan Wallen and from an incident that happened a couple of years back where
he got home late night drunk with a bunch of his friends and they got
out of the car and you hear him talking to one of his Caucasian friends
yelling across the car something the effective you're my inn drop the in bomb.
A few times. It didn't seem like it was used out of hate.
Yeah, you know, but it also it's just not a word that needs
to leave anybody's mouth if your skin is anywhere close to the hue of mine.
All right, Ken, I take note. Ken. We're all just
talking. Yeah, we're just trying to help you. All man, I
need to put my name on that. I was looking at you. I
was agreeing with him and looking at you. I'm sorry. So anyway,
he got a little bit of hot water for that. Momentarily, a lot
of people thought his career is over. Knew, my friends, his career
skyrocketed. I don't know if it's as a result of that event. Some
would argue that, yeah, because he kind of said things that don't offend
certain people, and certain people that might have a propensity to listen to that
music might be okay with that and think, you know what, this is
our champion. I don't know, but that's what some people are saying.
Anyway, the guy took him off, took him off for a few for
a little bit, for a little that brought him back because they had to
that. There was like a bit of a cool we're going to remove you,
and a lot of people were against that like, it's almost like an
anti cancel clatter movement exactly. So he bounces back when he's allowed to return
to radio and becomes the biggest star in country music. Well, anyway,
he had a little bit of an incident last night, and this story broke
early this morning because he got arrested in Nashville and he got charged with three
felony counts following an incident that occurred at a rooftop bar in Nashville, Tennessee.
He's thirty years old and he was hanging out on the sixth floor bar
of this place called Chiefs Bars in downtown Nashville. This happened just after ten
forty five pm, where he got hammered and allegedly threw a chair onto the
street from the sixth floor. Now that sounds like, you know, just
fun. I'm thirty and drunk, let's throw this chair off the roof.
Ha ha ha. Well it's all fun in games. But he didn't really
plan this. I don't know Shenanigan very well because had he looked over the
roof, he would have realized that the chair landed three feet away from Nashville
police officers that were patrolling the area. Wow, bad call. Okay,
well, I thought it was gonna be upon the heads of a school that
was on tour or something like. At least didn't bash anyone's head open,
thankfully. Yeah. It killed someone for sure, no doubt, no doubt.
But if it's Nashville like that, if it's Broadway, is it whatever
that main street street? Yeah, I mean we're three floors up. Look
throwing that down. If you were down there you get hit by a chair,
he'd kill you. It's looking down the window right now. Yeah,
it's the double where we're at now. But it is kind of awesome that
he flings the chair thinking I'm I'm gonna live forever moment, you know,
and it just lands right by three cops who are standing there, go what
the f and look up to see this face Mullett a load of that mugshot.
This is this is the biggest star in country music, folks. It
looks like, you know, he doesn't he doesn't have much on the dude
that lives under the bridge down the street. Do you remember his first controversy
with SNL during COVID He they had booked him to do SNL. Yes,
but they were like, you have to like stay mask on and you know,
no one was touring. Then they like a house party doing jell o.
Shots came out of him out at a bar. Just I mean,
this is right when COVID going. He's at a party and video comes out
and snl' is like, Okay, we can't have you here because we'll have
to shut down the whole show if someone has COVID. And he so they
ended up like postponing as a big deal. So he came back and they
did a couple sketches with him about it, you know. Once he came
back in twenty twenty one and was the musical guest. But this guy likes
to drink. There's just this guy is a party animal. And he's the
guy. You know, he's to throw stuff off a roof. Guy,
he's climb a telephone pole. Guy sounds the N word incident, which is
a pretty hard thing to Omit kind of like rock and roll, let's go
get in some damn trouble throwback. Okay, Yeah, he's kind of the
NASCAR guy. I'm alright with that. I mean, I guess as on
as the chair did hit anybody, Oh, we don't think rock and roll
people party and get wild. I mean, this is no different than Keith
Moon launching a TV out of a hotel room window, and everybody champions that
and talks about, oh my god, those were the days in the seventies
and you can do whatever you wanted. But you know, don't we need
to evolve our expectations as the times advance. No, maybe maybe it's on
the voice that's what got him big. I guess that's a contest. Oh
really yeah? Season six he was on ushers team? Was he also on
the mass singer? Uh? Anybody keeping up with that? By the way,
act Kevin? Yeah. So eight minutes after he launches the chair next
to Nashville police, he gets arrested and taking a downtown Nashville charged with reckless
endangerment and disorderly conduct. Can you imagine the police going up the stairs the
elevator or whatever, to the roof and they come out there like hands on
hips, like, all right, who's the idiot? Everyone just does that
mark the room, point right at him. Oh yeah, the guy with
the mullet, and then I'm on. So his attorney states that quote he
is cooperating fully with authorities, but other people onlookers say that after the ordeal,
he was caught laughing about the whole thing. He got released from jail
at three point thirty in the morning, and an image posted on Instagram appears
to show Morgan Wallen shouting in the back of a cop car outside the bar.
He goes, I work there and the chair damn near took out two
cops. He threw it from the sixth floor. And his court date is
set for May third, and that date aligns with some upcoming performances of his
He's a big deal dude. Oh my god, his sales are ridiculous now
that this missing shows because of the court day, I unlikely he'd probably could
do that in the morning and then play his gig at night. Now this
bar is owned by another country musician. That's a thing. Boy, those
Nashville bars. You check the the the agreements on the lease agreements, and
a lot of these are owned by other artists. This other one is owned
by that. This bar that he was at is owned by Eric Church.
That's a name that you'd probably have heard connected to that world. They were.
They were celebrating their grand opening over the weekend. This is how it
all culminated. Nice Rest when Brian Won. Like a couple of weeks ago,
that kid that went missing, there was a luke Brian Barr and that
college kid went missing was found in the river. Oh oh yeah, he's
kind of walked into a face. I think no, Yeah, they think
no foul play. He's dead though. Yeah, they found him in the
river. Yeah. Think he got drunk and wobbled home into the water.
So in twenty twenty, Morgan Wallen was arrested before on intoxicate intoxication and disorderly
conduct charges. He got kicked out of another downtown Nashville bar called Kid Rocks
Honkey Talk. Oh it's so good. He went on Twitter the next day
and this was an apology. Hey, y'all, just wanted to clear the
air. I went out downtown last night with a few old friends and after
a couple of bar stops, we were horse playing with each other. We
didn't mean any harm and we want to say sorry to any bar staff or
anyone that was affected. Thank you to the local authorities for being so professional
and doing their job with class. Love y'all. Okay, I'm just oh
shucks. You know, boys being boys. We had a few blue eyed
white devils. We didn't mean it do any harm. Oh we were When
do you ever say that horse plays seen horse playing other than a high school
football coach. We were just playing a little grab ass, you know,
just kind of kind of boys being boys, just kind of getting out there
and getting a little wild. He kind of wild in the country music people,
we wild. You know, we'll have a couple of bud wives and
cors. Live the hell ittle lock your chair didn't hurt nobody, right,
no harm, no harm, as it always Yeah, it's all fun and
games until you know an eight year old gets your head caved in your chair.
All right, you have to live their whole life with a chair as
their head. The eight year old is walking on the sidewalk outside of the
bar early enough that you know some tourists could have been in town and taking
their kids out at night. Yeah, it's just irresponsible, And I get
it you're thirty years old, but I'm kind of getting to that age where
maybe think twice he's gonna end up naked in a tiger mark like Randy Travis.
Speaking of tiger marts. Yeah, what DFW is about to lose a
long running business. As a matter of fact, they are closing down all
of these because after forty years in business, the ninety nine cents only stores
are closing their doors. I don't know if either one of you have ever
been inside of one of these. Yeah, they wholly crap. They're fun.
Now do you get them all mixed up? Though? Dollar General and
dollar everything is a dollar? Okay? So the ninety I think the ninety
nine cent store ninety nine cents only stores. I think there's one on either
Live Oke or Gaston in your style, that one's But the problem is is
not everything is only ninety nine cents. They have items that are upwards of
four and five dollars. It's very disappointing when you see something with the four
dollars price tag on it. Yeah, but some of the crap in there
is so unnecessary you don't need it, But you look at the price and
goes this box of miniature traffic cones is only a buck. That's great.
Yes, I'm getting them fun. They have everything. They do have everything.
They were founded in nineteen eighty two. Miniature traffic cones. I don't
know. The first thing starts a youth soccer team, who's gonna be all
set for drills? We may not be far away from coach Danny. Yeah,
coach Danny. So this is the funny thing that I found in this
in this article makes the us MNT and a few I know because of everything's
a dollar. Gosh. So across the nation they have three hundred and seventy
one stores, okay, and they're all closing. And you know what starts
when you close a business. Now, keep in mind the name of the
store is Everything's ninety nine or ninety nine cents only. Nope, they're having
liquidation sales starting on Friday. Oh really yeah, so everything's already ninety nine.
Now they're liquidating. Everything must go. We're closing all three hundred and
seventy one of our stores. What happens then everything's free? I mean,
how much lower can you go? When is this liquidation soon? Darts Friday?
Man to go, okay, let's go watch the Masters together and then
go you want to go watch the Masters together? And then go? Okay,
I didn't do it. Eight fifty three was the first mention of the
Masters during Master's Week. And it wasn't me. Note that note that don't
drop. Why are you drawing peanuts? I asked you? Why would we
Why would we come down on him when we should be championing him, lauding
him for bringing up the masters. Well, there's gonna be a lot of
Masters talk this week. Well break got to break the seals sometime io and
it was a fifty three. Okay on Monday, mark it down. This
is Master's week. This is nowhere his March sixth, This is a good
thing, or his January sixth, because I love the masters. Okay,
we need the piano at they're ready, Yeah, we do all right?
This day in history, when did this happen? What year? Nineteen seventy
four? And here's some audio for you boys. Neither one of you are
alive. And I don't think I really cared at this time, but this
was pretty badass. Once again, I sa for Henry Aaron. So the
confrontation for the second time Aaron walked in the second inning. He means the
tying run of the plate. Now, let we'll see what Downing does.
Al if the belt delivers and he's low ball on and that just adds to
the pressure the crowd going. Downing has to ignore the sound effects and stay
a professional, and pitchers games one ball in those drinks Aaron waiting. You
have you of deep and straight away fastball is a high drive of the beat
left center field, fucking goes back to the fence to the car. It's
worth playing the whole thing. What a marvelous moment for baseball. What a
marvelous moment for Atlanta and the state of Georgia. What a marvelous moment for
the country in the world. A black man is getting a standing ovation in
the Deep South, or breaking a record of an all time baseball idol,
and it is a great moment for all of us, and particularly for Henry
Aaron. Of course, that the great Vin Scully making the call in Diesel
on the call April eighth, nineteen seventy four. That is Hank Aaron breaking
Baye Roots long standing record when he hit number seven fifteen in Fulton County in
Georgia. Yeah, yep, deep in the South. And those two guys
ran out with him. Yeah, And Hank didn't know at the time whether
they were out there to kill him or celebrate with him. And thankfully they
were there to celebrate with him. Two white boys run on the field and
Pat and Hank on the back, and it is pretty crazy. I mean
we were not Look, we're still in it, let's be honest, but
we've come a long way. But we were so not that far removed from,
you know, the big civil rights movement and all of the upheaval over
six years away from MLK being assassinated. There was a lot of people not
realf and happy about this happening because you're talking about the bambino, that black
kid's gonna break Babes record. Not on my watch. He gotta do start
learn to pitch. But exactly. But man, poor Hank had to deal
with so much during this run and I and there was nobody more relieved than
him to get this over with. Yeah, and I don't know if the
death threats stopped, but they probably lessened after this happened because he was dealing
with that crap every single day. So good on Hank, congratulations seven.
All right, that's the leader of the great stuff. Danny, thank you.
We will have a live field report from that side park where the Ben's
can showing the speakeasy r today. Carrie claims he is he's right with CBS
right now, and he said Fox four nine oh five, like he knows
there's gonna be a hit in front of Parro and he's gonna be in the
crowd of children in front of the pro That's amazing. He's put it on
eleven, So I'm watching eleven now. I haven't seen him go, uh
go live to the park or anything, but uh, let's get on Fox
four. I think eleven's about to go to No, they might be,
they might be live. Yeah, we're tracking. We're tracking this from every
imaginable angle. It's so exciting. No one's going to network programming on a
day like today. No, this ain't happened for another three hundred years,
Kevin. They're not going to go to a new hope for aging joints on
House Call TV. They're gonna air the prices right at ten, are they?
Yes? Think about it? I don't think so they are. Maybe
the price is wrong, bitch. Oh he just did the happy go mark
on you. I also have funny audio from my last Next Ranger game with
Max Suers are not wanting to do any broadcasting Fine, and so much more.
That's next on the official Solar Eclipse pregame. Party of ninety seven won the freak