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Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look

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he's it. Hey all right,
all right, hey Bob, Welcome to

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the Dark Tank. Bob. Yeah, I hate you know. You know

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it's me the racist Wolverine and my
black counterpart Tom Knit. You know what

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fun if you know the image of
him on the bed, Yeah, it's

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just slaves. He just hold the
credit, got a picture of this slavery

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and he's like, ah, do
you what I found out? Yet?

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This was so much better. I
miss I missed when I was I was

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massive, dude, fucking I Okay, So yesterday I drove, well,

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a couple of days ago, I
drove to Bakersfield and all I did there

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and back was just watched the original
X Men animated series to prepare for ninety

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seven. I'm almost done. I'm
almost I know. I'm so excited.

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So I've been trying to like Cray
goes crazy towards the end, like season

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one and two are good, then
season like three, four and five are

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just in fucking it starts getting control
and I'm like Mojo so much, I'm

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they got they got Youah. The
Savage Lands with Mojo's is in the seasons

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so much there was a little bit
of Days the Future past, which is

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cool, and then they just went
camm with time traveling, which, oh

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say, I didn't know this.
So in the thumbnail of a few episodes

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ago we were talking, it was
called racist Wolverine, and I found I

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was trying to find a picture of
Wolverine, just a swenshot of him looking

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angry towards somebody. So I found
him grabbing someone and it's just this bad

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dude, and it just said you're
black, and like, Wolverine's calling this

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white guy black. And the funny
thing about this thumbnail is in that episode,

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it's a it's the time travel one
where Wolverine and Stormer together in the

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future because Charles Xaber got assassinated,
and so when they go back in time

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with Bishop and his sister, they're
sitting in a bar and that guy owns

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the bar and he's fucking racist.
So the funny thing about me calling that

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guy like he would he would it's
a flip. It's a flip. Who

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was racist? Flip? And I
didn't even know. I didn't remember that

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that was the guy. I thought. That was so fucking funny. I

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love that show, dude. It's
it's so fun great. It's that show

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is what a Batman is not telling
people for me, Like, I like,

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people love the Batman series. I
love x N ninety four. I

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thought that was so cool. Uh
it's paced like a fucking like a meth

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dream. It is so funny how
it is nothing gets to breathe. There

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are some really sad moments. There
are some really really sad moments that what

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is really sad? And then it
just like we don't got time to morning.

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Let's goings like morph just died,
guys, can we gonna say it?

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Like to be he to be fair, he got to punch Cyclops and

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that was the most morning he got
to do. Uh there was dude,

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fucking uh Charles Xavier like what's her
name? Like I think it's Lelandra or

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some ship or whatever. Yeah,
So like there was their whole connection and

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stuff, and then there was no
time to really even focus on like their

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their connection and then immediate loss and
it was just like I think a quick

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little tear shed by her and then
Exaber just put his head down for a

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second and then that's it. And
I'm like, damn, you didn't really

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get to feel the emotions dude,
bro Bro, So okay, Wolverine and

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Storm being together. By the way, Chris is dead. Oh yes,

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Chris. Yeah, Chris got Chris. I don't know he got shot,

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but continue, Yeah he's dead.
Yeah, rip niggas. So so Storm

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and Wolverine together. They have those
time bands on, so they're outside of

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space time. You know, they're
outside of the time. Once it gets

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turned off or runs out of power, they're gonna not exist because they fix

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the future. Bishop tells them,
you guys only have about two days until

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it runs out of power, nigga, I kid you not. Ten seconds

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later, they kiss and turn off
their bands and I'm like, what,

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you had two days to be together. They were all sad because they were

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gonna not exist, and they just
turn their bets off immediately. Well they

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had forty eight hours. I was
laughing so hard. They're fucking fearless,

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bro. They're fearless. Bro feels. They're like, yo, I'm gonna

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die. I dictate that. Fuck
that shit. Like they were so sad

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when they found the news out and
they hugged and kiss. Wolverine said something

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like don't leave me or I don't
don't let go nigga, and then and

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then all of a sudden, then
they just pressed the thing and I'm like,

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you had more time, like two
days whatever. I just thought disappoint

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proven your point about the pacing that
they just like, now we ain't got

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time for that ship. It's uh
freaking the whole entire episode where Nathan shows

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up and he is a cunt.
He is just a bighead. I love

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how much of a pizza stick cable
Cable. So out of all my X

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Men have, my three favorite X
Men are Cable is like third. I

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would say number one is Kurt I
love. I love Nightcrawler. He's like

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my favorite that just past that episode
where they introduced him. Dude, oh

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dude, hold on. Okay,
So I've I've talked about this since I

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was a little kid, and how
much Wolverine is nerfed in that show.

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For obvious reasons, they have to. They have to nerve him for his

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his healing powers, and also obviously
you can't slash the ship out of people

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because it's a kid show. So
unfortunately, he'll usually he'll extract his claws

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and then he'll either get hit by
a beam or somebody will throw something at

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him. He doesn't get to kill
anybody. The one time they at least

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gave him free swinging is obviously knowing
that Nightcrawler is so agile he wouldn't be

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able to touch him. Dude,
never in all of the entire other seasons.

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This is I'm in season four,
he is slashing at fucking Nightcrawler like

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trying to kill him like never before
anybody else, and then he almost got

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him, and then he disappears and
he stabs the cloak that he was wearing.

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Yeah, you never in all of
the episodes prior, he's only slashed

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mister Sinister or Robots and Apocalypse,
but he can't. He can't hurt Apocalypse,

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so it doesn't matter, just like
he can't hurt Omega Rent, so

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what's fine if he tries to slash
him too, But like anyone who can

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actually truly be hurt by it or
killed never gets to do it, and

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then Nightcrawler could be killed by it, but knowing that he's too agile,

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they let him go ham and he
is it is. It was almost frightening

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seeing it because you never got to
see him do that is crazy, dude,

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I freak. The show is such
a it's such a it's such A,

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I love you to the Uh the
who is it? Uh? Not

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forgetting is the guy's name? The
are the big Arthur of that era of

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X Man, the nineties of X
Men. I forgot his name? Uh

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Chris Klamont Clemont. Yeah, it's
such a big love for you. Chris

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Clemont's like era of X Men.
And I think it's so fucking cool that

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they're bringing that era back because we
get to see all those characters and like

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ninety seven you haven't watched it.
I'm not gonna spoil anything major for you,

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but ninety seven is like a it's
the first of all. They fixed

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the pacing a lot. I imagine
they did. They imagine a lot.

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They like slow it down, Like
there's still a lot stuff happened, but

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they slow it down, and it's
like you can get to enjoy this.

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Then are moments like to sit in
things. But the thing is that so

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many episodes are two part episodes still, so again, a lot of exposition

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is one episode and you're like,
there's a lot like for the first episode

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I didn't watch I watched Saviies,
I didn't watch it for a little bit,

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and I'm like, oh shit,
A lot happened at the end of

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the last series. I'm just kind
of like, all right, well bye

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and bye on this really extreme note, and I'm like, what's going did

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you wait? Wait, what episode
are you? Did you see them go

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to Africa yet? Or did you? Did Apocalypse show up yet for you?

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They did? Right? He glows
up to be a season. Oh

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yeah, barclp showed up in like
this the second season or the end of

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the first season, right, he
disappears. Did he show up again yet?

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Yeah? So the next time he
showed up for me, they they

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whipped his aster in the ship that
was alive. The ship was this ship

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was somebody programmed that shipped to feel
pain too because it oh and and to

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be and to be you want to
talk about pacing, so Hank McCoy,

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right, So, so Beast has
a fucking ten minute relationship with this ship.

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Yeah, And then, like,
Beast is amazing in the show.

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I love how consistent he is too
with never shutting the fuck up about being

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like at any point, even when
he's like being threatened with like he's about

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to die, he's still poetic.
He still needs to be like instead of

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just turning into an animalistic like I'm
gonna scream because I'm frightened or something.

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No, he's still like like this
man, you know happens, And I'm

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like, I love you waldough Immorates
said, and he's literally about to get

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his head blown off, and I'm
like, bro, like bro, bro,

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get mad, bro, you do
something. And then he's still like

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dude, and and how skillful he
is to like say so morph he's ready

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to come back to the He's ready
to come back to the Oh wait,

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let me finish this relationship. The
ship is helping them defeat apocalypse. It's

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a back and forth. The ship
gets blown up and stuff. The ship

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groans and moans, it's feeling pain. I guess why the ship's getting fucked

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up, which I feel like it's
really fucked up for somebody to program something

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to feel pain. And then as
it's about to like explode or whatever,

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Hank and them have a moment and
Hank's crying and shit, and I'm like,

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nigga, you just met this thing
and you're crying like you've had a

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relationship with them for a year.
It's so funny how they just fucking just

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marathon emotions and connections. It's so
funny. I love Rapid Fire. It's

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rapid Fire. It's in It's like, what was going on in the nineties,

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dude, what is happening? It? Really? It really kind of

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it almost seems built for this the
generation now that's like TikTok or the Vine

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experience. It seems like I can
I can watch it only because I know

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what's going on, Like so I
have an idea what's going on? Because

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like if I get up and like
your phone rings, right, you look

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at your phone, like that's it. You're gonna You're like, uh,

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why are they in Magicport? Like, what's going on when they get Imaginopoort?

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Why? Why is everybody so mad
at each other? Like the fact

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that Reid gets out of the plane
and punches He gets out the plane,

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walks up the Cyclops and just doves
in one. I'm like, you were

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in the plane the whole time that
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in New York. I'm a punch
his motherfuckering the stomach as soon as we

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land. Well, everybody, when
when when after that happens? I gotta

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say, Cyclops in that series has
the best voice acting in my opinion,

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When I when I go when I'm
because I'm watching it right now, and

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that voice actor don't know the don't
know the guy's name, uh, but

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the way I feel his emotion whenever
he's doing anything, when Jean's freaking out,

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whenever he's having an existential crisis about
whatever, his being a you know,

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an orphan and all this stuff.
Meeting Corsair and finding out this stuff.

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The paston that was hilarious too,
where he finally finds out and then

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immediately Corsair calls him son immediately because
he just found out too, and he's

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like, don't you ever call me
that? Like, just with the anger

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and vigor that like I would totally
understand how somebody in the position would be.

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I was like, damn, this
feels real. And then just like

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you know, thirty minutes past and
then he's already calling him dad, or

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he's calling him dad a condescendingly dad, and it's just a wild ray of

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emotions that would happen probably over a
year. The idea in one episode,

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the idea of his whole story is
insane. His dad and mom were in

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a plane and like his dad's brother
and him got ejected out. Scott Scott

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hit his head, he lost Katola's
powers, and then like, there's more

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to the story. Technically, what
happens is his does she r capture his

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mom and dad, His dad escapes, his mom was pregnant and they rip

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out the other baby. So there's
three Summers babies. There's Scott and there's

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Nathaniel. There's Scott and then there's
No, No, No, No Havoc

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is uh what is Havoc's real name? I actually kind of forgot. I

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was trying to think of it.
I was like, wait, I should

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I know this, I've always known
this, and then it just went out

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of my head. Real name,
I kind of forgot. No, not

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even kind of I've always known this
though, Adam like Alex Alexander, Alexander

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Alex It's Alexander, Alex Alexander Summers. So there's Alex, there's Scott,

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and then there's then there's a Nigga
Summers. Nigga Summers that is crazed.

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No, what's his name? His
name is not? What is Oh my

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god? I mean that's that seems
like a normal name in the in the

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SII Empire. Up, it's insane. Nigga, What can I even say?

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Your name. His name is Gabriel, Gabriel? What is wrong with

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my name? Scott? I don't
think I could say it. That's not

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all the ship we've been through.
I can't go and say that word.

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I can't. I can't do that. Are you that ashamed of me?

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Brother? Are you that ashamed?
I can't even say my on earth?

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We uh? On Earth? Your
name means something extremely derogatory, extreme dogatory

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to our certain group of people.
My name me mute. No, it

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doesn't mean mutant. I think they
were actually around first. But uh,

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it's a lot unpacked. Let's just
this is that's just your what's your superhero

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name? The nigga? All right? Uh? The all right? Brother?

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Brother? Brother? Ye? I
call you brother? All right.

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Now we're disgushing or done gushing over
how great expan it is. You guys

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should really watch it, seriously,
give it a watch. Plus, it's

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really fun. The original series is
also very good at time as well.

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I just you gotta watch both.
I would imagine that's why it picks up.

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It picks up at the end of
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I I I remember quite a bit
of the origin. No, but I

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want to have everything fresh in my
mind, you know, so just in

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case there's something that I missed that. That's why I'm I'm almost done with

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it because there's five seasons, so
I'm almost done. I'm at the end

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of the fourth season and ship is
sh It's getting weird. I gotta say,

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I think the best bet of a
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Magneto. Magneto is fucking amazing in
that series. Magneto's great. I just

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can't. He's a god. He's
just like going to do whatever I want

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and I'm gonna do some wild I
just gotta say. His voice is too

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like like he's a comple. He's
a complex character, and his voice is

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way too sinister for me. That's
the only problem that I have. He's

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a very complex but he's the way
that is voice he talks. I'm like,

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you know, like this nigga is
pure evil, but he's not so

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giving him that type of voice,
it's it's unke say you give a nigga

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name mister Sinister and the way he
talks, Okay, that makes sense.

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Everything about makes sense. Mister Sinister. He's one of those evil looking people.

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Ever like perfect mister Sinister looks that
he is the mister Sinister looks like

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like if you show the baby a
screen shotous and says that he like,

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that's a bad guy. You can
you can profile the funk out of it.

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You'd be right, you'd be like, that guy is up to no

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good. Keep him away from babies, keep him okay from women a chance.

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story for this dude, because like,

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did he look that evil forever?
Like is that? I wonder about

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that? Like is he a kid
with spikes in his teeth? And he

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just looks like the kind of the
way that like say, uh, you

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know Nightcrawler obviously right, like he
just looked like evil to people because that's

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what they think, like demons look
like or whatever. But then there's mister

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Sinister. What was baby Sinister?
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it was a human? Are you
sure he was an? At first he

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did a lot of he did a
funct on of tests on himself to make

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him like that, to make like, to make himself look like a nightmare.

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I guess he was like a it
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this is perfect what I want,
This is this is the this is

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what I was going for. But
give it a watch. Give it a

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watch, guys, for sure,
you guys will if you guys don't like

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it. It's it's it's Marvel stuff. But it's not Emcu Marvel stuff.

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It is what Marvel was when we
were younger, where it was like character,

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a lot of character stuff, really
really funny scenarios, high octane pacings.

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Very it's entertaining a watch. Speaking
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didn't you about the Spider Man released. They're putting the spider movies back from

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theaters starting next week. I think
every week the spider all of them.

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So next week they're gonna start.
There's gonna be Spider Man. One's gonna

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be the fifteenth, then the or
the twenty second will be Spider Man two,

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the twenty ninth Spider Man to be
in theaters, and then the next

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day, the next week it'll be
Amazing Spider Man, A Maze, Spider

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Man two, and then the novel
ones mm in theaters again. I'm gonna

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go see Spider Man one, two
and three and theaters again for sure.

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I don't care about I dude,
I'm be honest, and I don't know

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how you feel. But particularly the
Amazing ones, I'm like, okay,

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whatever they're they're they're whatever to me. But the the the Marvel Disney run,

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I don't care about it. Like
I what I mean by I've only

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seen each movie once and I've had
no desire to see them again, and

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not like I feel like they're bad. I just don't care about them.

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I don't know how I like Homecoming. Yeah, I like Homecoming. I

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think Homecoming is fine relative to the
Universit is in like, it's a fine

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movie. Uh, and then the
second one's bad and the third ones really

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bad, but it has everyone in
it, like when you take a step

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back from the third one, you
take a step back from like the nosalgia

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and seeing Andrew and told me,
and you're like, I liked them as

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spider Man and you realize that Spider
Man was like, instead of talking to

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a college, he went to doctor
Strange first, and I'm just like,

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what, Spider Man's a genius.
Instead of going and be like, hey,

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college, I made a mistake.
Can you let my friends in or

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can you let me in? Still, he was like, doctor Strange,

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use your magic to change reality?
And it's just like dumb, dumber than

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like like, hey, could you
magic this away? Please? You?

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Like, no, someone like Spider
Man did that. It's like Peter to

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be like, I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna use magic because that's dangerous.

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Of course not it's Yeah, it
made him a complete moron right there.

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That. Yeah, I have my
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but Ramy is undoubtedly a fan of
the early Spider Man stuff and you can

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see that in the movies. You
can't take that away from I think he

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made his own choices of liberties.
But that's someone that knows the world of

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Spider Man. You know what the
characters is around, the story he was

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around, and I think he does
a very good job. You can tell

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where he doesn't know things anymore because
he he because he makes Venom Fault come

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out of a media right when he's
like, all right, this is not

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what happens, He's like, I'm
just gonna use I don't know venom.

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I'll use what happened in the fucking
nineties cartoon because I don't know who the

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fuck this guy is. Yeah,
just try to make what Yeah, I

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don't know who this guy is.
I guess he's like, I know who

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doc Ok is, I know who
dream Goblin is, but I know who

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Samon is. I don't know who
the fuck this is. An alien alien

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alien. That's stupid. He's probably
saying that the whole time is just dumb.

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I'm gonna get this check though,
anyway. I'm gonna get this check.

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Yeah, yeah, I mean,
yeah, it was. It was.

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Yeah, like the old ones.
I don't think I have rose color

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lenses. When I watch them,
I understand what they are, and I

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still enjoy them. You know.
It's especially the third one is when when

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you're I think when you when you
push back, and we've talked about this

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before, you push back the initial
disappointment, and then you can enjoy it

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for exactly like, oh, this
is extremely wacky and campy. Then you

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can enjoy for what is the same
thing. When I was a kid,

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I didn't really enjoy Batman and Robin, you know, the Shoemacher shoemakers.

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I thought that shit fucking pissed me
off. Especially, I thought Batman Forever

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was pretty good. You know,
as I'm older, it's it's not that

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good as good as I thought it
was. But Batman and Robin. I

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like Batman and Robin better than Batman
Forever now because Batman Robin I one hundred

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yeah, because I understand exactly what
it is. It is a camp.

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It's can't be bullshit. It is
more akin to the sixties fucking show than

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anything else. And looking at through
that lens, you'll completely understand why everything's

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so wacky, why mister Freeze is
saying a one liner every time he's on

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screen. They're fucking just everything about
it is just silly bullshit and it's not

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supposed to be taking And from that
lens, I'm like, I enjoy this

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movie for what it is. But
as a kid, when I watched Batman

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Forever with a more serious tone to
it, not as serious as you know

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Batman Returns or the other or the
other one, but like I still was

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like, he was murdering people.
Bro. He killed a lot of people

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in the first Batman movie with who
was the first Batman it was with his

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name Keaton. Keaton, Keaton was
killing niggas. Now he was a murdering

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dude. They definitely they wanted to
be more like, well, surely somebody

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like this would kill people. C
really somebody like this wouldn't have a problem.

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The sociopath. He's like people,
he's like, hey, I'm Bruce

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Wayne, and I'm I'm sucking up
being all that ship. And then at

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nighttime I turned it to this a
criminal murderer and I'm just like, Yo,

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this guy is crazy, dude.
I mean he it makes sense and

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like that's a wife always like Thomas
Wayne in his universe where he survives,

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he makes more sin. It's like
like, say, I understand the insanity

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of the real Batman where he's he
thinks he's moral and just by not killing

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people. And it's this fine line
of like you're insane. You are beating

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up so many people and doing so
many things and not killing the people that

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would stop a lot of you know, violence, the perpetual violence, I

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think, but I don't think it's
it's nice. There's nice because there's so

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much that falls up. Like I
look, I am a superhero lover.

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I love superheroes. Yeah, but
all of so much of it falls apart

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when you give it any thought or
the only one, the only one that

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makes sense. It's kind of just
Superman. That's just it. Like when

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you think about it, like on
a step back lens Superman as a person

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that came from a better society,
a better world. He's better humans at

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everything for the most part, and
he chooses to protect humanity. That's kind

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of it is so allegory for Christ
or whatever it is. Yeah, but

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that's what he is, right.
The fact that Batman is a billion trillionaire

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and he thinks what he's doing at
night is better than I don't know,

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putting money back into the area he
lives in to make it a better place.

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But is it that help ship though? Huh? Isn't that real ship?

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Though? Don't you think that like
that is what would actually happen a

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rich persons got the technology and the
training to do just like that, he'd

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do some fucking dumbs like that.
He'd end up dead. He'd end up

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dead, definitely. Like if someone
would get him, someone would like some

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dude would just take the blowout,
take a blow out and buying him one

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time, and they'd be like,
I got him, hit him in his

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face. I hit him, wear
his mask and protect his face. You

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know, that's the big difference.
The league of assassins like Batman having the

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training of an even exists bro like
is this so much, like what is

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going on? Dude? Of course, I'm just like trying to rationalize Batman

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and the only reason he wouldn't die
like say the second night, Like say

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you say Arkham Origins. I like
that game, but Arkham Origins would be

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like if it's a real person dead
that night, he's dead. He's they

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put him through the dotlets so crazy, and then he had to fight death

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stroke to at that night as well, he would have died the fact that

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Batman beats death stroke ever, is
like death stroke kicks cars at people,

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Like, what the heck am I
looking at? Dude? That has always

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been my problem with Batman. That's
he's so opeeve for No, he's just

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written O P. And I've never
I'm a little kid recognizing this. I'm

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a kid watching the animated series and
being like, oh is it they are

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they gonna? Is he gonna get
got? And then you become a you

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start becoming aware, No, he's
gonna find a way out of this somehow,

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and then it becomes less interesting for
me. He's too good. It's

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it's just I don't know, man, Like I I love Superhos, but

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I just I'm just like, like
I love Spider Man like I love Spider

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Man. I love all the Spider
Man like I love all of them.

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Obviously have connection to Miles, so
he's literally the same ethnic background as me.

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And I love Peter because Peter is
the gay's my hero, you know,

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I grew up with. But anybody
that's like Peter Parker's Spider Man and

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Miles. And it's like, dude, if you love Spider Man, you

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would want Peter Parker to retire being
Spider Man. Go fix his life and

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let Miles do it. If you
love Peter so much, why why is

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he still doing all that shit?
Miles is better than him. Just go

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let this little young blood do it. He can be a mentor whatever.

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He could use his genius brain that
he's had for I don't know, decades

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and do something useful. Go work
with Tony or read and create worthwhile and

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then have a good life. And
everybody's like, but that's that Spider Man.

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See that you recognize that, And
it's like, that's so stupid.

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So you don't like so you like
watching this poor guy suffer. What can

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you do for me? What can
you do for me? I don't care

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about you? What can you do
for me, entertain me, and I

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don't care about your well being.
I'm like, dude, that's so I'm

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gonna say, that's crazy. That's
I said. Clearly, I'm not autistic

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because I'm like for me, I'm
like, nah, dude, go let

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him thrive, Go get out of
there. There's little black kid stuff for

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a little bit until he's like,
yeah, I'm done. I'm done.

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The cops tried to kill me way
too many times. Man. One cop

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looked at me, stared at me
for like twenty seconds and shot at me.

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Bro. He didn't even know who
I was. He just looked,

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look, man. I will say, this is the the inherent problem.

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It's not a problem. It's a
problem when it comes to a consumption that

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when you when you have these singular
characters that are so good and they're written

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so well for you know, for
what they are, people don't want anything

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else. When you can build it
team like like say, for example,

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like the Mighty More from Power Rangers
is a team of people, and there's

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a lot of different people you can
choose from. So even if some people

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are gone, like you can still
attach yourself to another person like say obviously

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us being Black, we probably gravitated
a little more towards Zak Black Power Ranger

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are like cool, he was gone
eventually, you know a lot of people

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left, but like there was still
some cool ass niggas around, Like say,

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Tommy stayed around for a while longer, and I'm like, I can

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enjoy some Tommy. I can,
like, I can at least not feel

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so fucking like, oh, he's
gone, I don't care about anything else

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00:28:34.359 --> 00:28:38.119
because there was an entire team built
around so now that when people try to

404
00:28:38.160 --> 00:28:41.160
be like, all right, let
it's time for Miles to take up the

405
00:28:41.160 --> 00:28:44.359
mantle Spider Man, there's so many
people that are just like no, they

406
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:47.039
start turning into babies. They're like, but like, say, if there

407
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:51.039
was a team of Spider Man from
the very beginning, you probably you had

408
00:28:51.079 --> 00:28:53.000
your favorite, but you probably liked
all of them to a certain extent.

409
00:28:53.079 --> 00:28:57.039
I understand. That's clearly what that's
It's clearly what it is, right,

410
00:28:57.079 --> 00:29:02.240
yeah, right, clear people have
their particular connections to characters. Right.

411
00:29:02.759 --> 00:29:07.000
For me, it's just like,
let let let our man rest, just

412
00:29:07.079 --> 00:29:11.759
let blood led blood sleep. I
don't disagree, like, don't let him

413
00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:17.440
his life has been so bad for
so many years he's been juggling, like

414
00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:19.680
just let him like, let just
let this other character try, like,

415
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:22.160
let him go do his thing.
Hey, let me ask you something.

416
00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:26.920
I just thought of this right now. So in the same in the same

417
00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:32.039
like type of subject, God of
War. A lot of people were annoyed

418
00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:34.079
with a Trayas, for example,
when when you had to control him.

419
00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:40.279
Do you think people I know some
people would criticize this what I'm about to

420
00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:42.599
say, but do you think most
people will be okay? If a Treyus

421
00:29:44.039 --> 00:29:48.880
was just a miniature version of like
he was still you know, a master

422
00:29:49.039 --> 00:29:52.640
with like the blades and like he
had like you say, he was the

423
00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:55.400
miniature version, but an agile version. Do you think people would have accepted

424
00:29:55.400 --> 00:29:57.839
that if he wasn't completely different?
Do you think, like say, people

425
00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:00.880
would have been more accepting at that
moment? Was the point of even having

426
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:03.960
a trayas at that moment, you
know, it's any creative, It was

427
00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:07.240
the point of having him, Like, I didn't have a problem controlling a

428
00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:11.960
Trayus. I just hated that first
part of controlling him. That first like

429
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:17.160
I feel like part was horrible.
That was a terrible part. It was

430
00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:19.480
just like, this is really annoying. I have no problem with this character.

431
00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:22.640
I like that he uses bows,
I take some of his animals.

432
00:30:22.960 --> 00:30:26.640
He turned into the wolf. I
think that's all cool because it's different.

433
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:29.799
But the thing is that I'm a
character where like if you change, if

434
00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:33.599
you change something, it doesn't bother
me. It doesn't bother change it bothers

435
00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:36.559
how well the chain is implemented.
That is for me what it is.

436
00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:38.759
I don't mind. Like when Thor
was a girl, I didn't mind that

437
00:30:38.880 --> 00:30:41.720
because the story with Thor being a
girl was good. I didn't mind when

438
00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:45.240
Wally West became Flash because Wally was
cooler than bear It. You know,

439
00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:49.480
I didn't care about I didn't.
I didn't like Guy Gardner right from being

440
00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:53.759
very honest, I don't like Guy
Gardner very much. He's a redhead.

441
00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:57.200
But no I know from some homies
that love him, but they're redheads,

442
00:30:57.519 --> 00:31:00.599
so they ride for their they rie
for their you know, I respect that.

443
00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:04.200
I like. I like Johnson is
John is cool. John's mentality is

444
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:08.240
cool. I prefer how Don't get
me wrong, but I think John's cool,

445
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:12.640
right Like I love Peter. I
love Peter, but I also like

446
00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:18.200
Miguel O'Hara. I also like Ben
Riley, I forget about that fucking that

447
00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:22.880
wet back whatever. You don't.
That's crazy Joe, So it's wild,

448
00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:25.839
that's wild. He probably drinks piss. He probably drinks piss too, if

449
00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:33.880
you know drinks. But that's that
was the first on the first comic that

450
00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:37.480
he was on the first page he
had a fucking two liter of piss.

451
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:41.160
And then they're like, oh hey, and I was I was like,

452
00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:45.480
I just ignored it. I was
like, and I'm like, why is

453
00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:52.759
I thought that was a beer.
That's pee, that's pee. But what

454
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:55.440
you like, I like, I
just I don't know. I don't mind

455
00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:57.920
characters changing things because I think that's
fine. You know. I think it's

456
00:31:57.960 --> 00:32:02.519
fine for characters to because every it
makes sense. You know. I understand

457
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:07.720
usually time doesn't move in most universes, obviously, things don't go anywhere.

458
00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:12.880
But I think it makes sense that
eventually someone gives up their title. I

459
00:32:12.920 --> 00:32:16.440
didn't mind when Sam Wilson became Captain
America. That didn't bother me. I

460
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:21.119
didn't bother me when she became Black
Panther. Those things eventually turned back.

461
00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:22.640
They always come back to the characters. That's the main thing. They're gonna

462
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:27.400
come back. Obviously. Here's the
thing, though, you are you are

463
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:30.279
way too tolerant. It's it's almost
like I'm asking the wrong person actually,

464
00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:35.920
because I don't mind that because yeah, you're not. It's I guess I'm

465
00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:38.880
more curious the people that because I'm
in my perception, I feel like most

466
00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:43.839
of the people that are angry are
they're not actually mad. I think they're

467
00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:45.960
being kind of told to be mad. The only thing that I the only

468
00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:47.960
thing that I even because I feel
like a lot of people just don't have

469
00:32:49.000 --> 00:32:52.160
a mind of their own, like
unfortunately, like like say you can like

470
00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:58.559
say you know how you've heard recently
people on the conservative line they're they're they're

471
00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:02.079
they're complaining about de I diversity,
equity inclusion. So the thing is,

472
00:33:02.519 --> 00:33:05.640
we know this has been a thing
for a long time, and this is

473
00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:07.920
what I've heard, Like this is
just for example, whenever I hear somebody

474
00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:10.559
say something like this, like you
know, because the I would also encompass

475
00:33:10.599 --> 00:33:14.960
like women as well, like oh, putting women in blater, let's give

476
00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:17.079
them more opportunities and all this stuff, and so people would say, oh,

477
00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:22.240
it's obvious, But the thing is
it's not because somebody like you know,

478
00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:25.519
alien, Like say, when you
talk about Ripley, if you want

479
00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:30.119
to be technical, that is DEI
because that story was written for a man.

480
00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:34.960
Oh that was met Ripley. Yes, Ripley is not was not written

481
00:33:34.960 --> 00:33:37.599
for Sigourney Weaver or a woman.
It's one of those things. Yeah,

482
00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:40.720
it got changed and then it works
so well, and they did aliens and

483
00:33:40.720 --> 00:33:45.640
stuff. There's so many examples throughout
time of this, like the reboot of

484
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:49.480
Battlestar Galactica when they got fucking Starbuck. You know, they got fucking a

485
00:33:49.519 --> 00:33:52.039
Katie sack Off instead of a dude, and that dude bro happened to turn

486
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:54.880
into a chud. That was mad
about that shit. Actually he was mad

487
00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:59.599
that his his character got turned into
a woman. Because these people are always

488
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:05.960
crying. They've been crying forever.
But what bothers me, What bothers me

489
00:34:06.039 --> 00:34:09.800
is that the diversity thing, it's
not. There are moments where change is

490
00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:15.360
done stupidly right, And I agree
it's stupid change, right. What happens

491
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:21.280
it's because for so long there was
no other thing than a certain kind of

492
00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:27.000
demographic of like heroes, white man. All we're doing now is is letting

493
00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:30.199
other people exist in other roles.
That's it. This world is way more

494
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:35.679
diverse than it's ever been. So
obviously it's gonna be differ people taking different

495
00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:37.559
roles, being of all different things. That is gonna be the nature of

496
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:40.719
how things work, you know.
Obviously, that's just the nature of the

497
00:34:40.719 --> 00:34:44.559
beast. You know, at once
upon a time, a place only spoke

498
00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:46.239
one language. Now a bunch of
plays have different languages they speak. You

499
00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:50.400
know. Obviously, things are gonna
changes, are gonna move forward. So

500
00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:53.320
like when you see like a character
like, oh, we're gonna we're gonna

501
00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:57.280
make this character change it like in
game, like a House of Dragons.

502
00:34:57.320 --> 00:35:00.400
If you watch House of Dragons yet
I did watch. I watch the season.

503
00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:05.000
Yeah, House the Dragons. They
made the Valerians black people, right,

504
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:07.320
oh the niggas, Yeah yeah,
yeah, I read the books.

505
00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:12.320
They're definitely not black. Of course, they're definitely not black people in it.

506
00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:16.800
But what happens is in the books
Valerians look exactly like Targarians. They

507
00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:22.199
are looking there's no visible difference between
them. I heard some dude in the

508
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:25.679
comics, some dude is wild about
the being black and having dragons. He

509
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:32.360
was dragons would never obeythe them.
That's impossible. There's no there's no way.

510
00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:37.480
I was like, yo, dude, dude, breathe, breathe,

511
00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:40.599
dude, you gotta go down.
And it's like, I think that's like,

512
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:45.599
I think that's a little weird because
the story because with the greater context

513
00:35:45.159 --> 00:35:49.360
of the world of Game of Thrones, the people that are black are from

514
00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:52.920
a particular place. So why the
fuck are there black people in Valeria.

515
00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:57.480
That's where my brain is just like, why, What's that? Doesn't make

516
00:35:57.519 --> 00:36:02.639
sense? That's the all. But
some people or some people would counter argue

517
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:09.440
that. And actually, your friend
so me, Chris and uh and and

518
00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:14.079
Jalen, we all went to Vegas
like in twenty nineteen, and Jalen brought

519
00:36:14.159 --> 00:36:16.880
up an interesting point of why,
like Game of Thrones bothered him. I

520
00:36:17.239 --> 00:36:20.880
kind of disagreed with him, but
I also saw I understand his point of

521
00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:23.280
view, but like, say,
cause Game of Thrones supposed to be historical

522
00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:27.599
fiction. It's obviously fiction because there's
fucking dragons and magic in it, but

523
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:30.880
it's almost really like historical fiction exactly. It's like, no, what so

524
00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:36.039
But his argument is since there is
bullshit like that in there, they really

525
00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:38.760
could do whatever they want. And
so the thing is he didn't like that

526
00:36:39.039 --> 00:36:45.159
the niggas in the show happen to
play that one unfortunate role essentially where they

527
00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:49.000
didn't have any power in that show
because of the historical fiction nature of it.

528
00:36:49.360 --> 00:36:51.599
But he's just arguing, like he
doesn't have to be that way.

529
00:36:51.639 --> 00:36:55.039
So I imagine Jalen would be okay
with the Valerians having you know, some

530
00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:59.840
some some nigg of blood or whatever, because you can do whatever you want.

531
00:36:59.880 --> 00:37:02.199
And I have to argue with him
or not argue in favor of saying.

532
00:37:02.360 --> 00:37:07.039
When I watched House the Dragons,
I thought it was good. I

533
00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:12.039
like it because the black people are
terrible. That's what makes me happy,

534
00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:17.760
because the Targariats suck and like sensible. So it's like, this makes me

535
00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:23.440
happy seeing black people not be insane
and like the most important thing didn't ruin

536
00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:28.920
the quality of the show, like
in my opinion, it didn't like in

537
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:32.000
my opinion, I watched that season
and I'm not the hugest Game of Throne

538
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:36.320
fans because I didn't read. I
read like a part of a book when

539
00:37:36.360 --> 00:37:39.960
I was a kid and didn't understand
it because it was I saw for kids

540
00:37:40.599 --> 00:37:44.880
well. Also, I didn't read
in order because I'm an idiot. I

541
00:37:44.960 --> 00:37:49.519
was a dumb kid. There was
a song by jedimind Tricks called a Storm

542
00:37:49.519 --> 00:37:55.760
of Swords that I love. That
song I forgot, but since the connection

543
00:37:58.079 --> 00:38:00.800
the song of Ice and I,
I didn't know. I just saw that

544
00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:04.760
ship in a store and I was
like, that's look. I was like,

545
00:38:04.840 --> 00:38:07.519
dude, that's that fucking song.
So that's what that song must be

546
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:09.639
about. Of course it's not even
about that either. It's just like love

547
00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:14.199
a dumb kid. You can't expect
me to think correctly. I'm just making

548
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:16.639
connections, so and I'm like,
I don't understand what the fuck is happening.

549
00:38:16.679 --> 00:38:19.280
So of course I put it down
and I was like, I do

550
00:38:19.840 --> 00:38:21.880
not know. I didn't do any
research and do it. I didn't care

551
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:24.039
anyway. But it's just one of
those things that I'm not being the biggest

552
00:38:24.039 --> 00:38:27.440
fan, but watching that and I
was like, that was really good.

553
00:38:27.800 --> 00:38:30.960
I know I know enough that these
nigga shouldn't be niggas. That's fine.

554
00:38:30.519 --> 00:38:36.440
I'm all good. I remember Chris
making a comment about in the Halo series,

555
00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:40.760
were that one? Uh, I
don't know the Colonel General guy whoever,

556
00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:45.840
he's not a black man. So
and he was saying, when when

557
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:51.280
it comes to like these characters that
are super iconic, it's like, did

558
00:38:51.280 --> 00:38:52.920
you have to do that to me? It's it's a it's an it's a

559
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:58.559
it's a conversation because for example,
maybe for that character, since I don't

560
00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:01.280
really care about them particularly, I
wouldn't give a ship. But then if

561
00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:06.079
you turn spawn white, if you
turn Al Simmons white, for example,

562
00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:07.239
I would have a problem with that. Well, the thing, because the

563
00:39:07.239 --> 00:39:12.000
thing is that when a character,
when you don't change major things about characters,

564
00:39:12.920 --> 00:39:15.599
that's the thing. You don't change
major parts of characters character if you

565
00:39:15.719 --> 00:39:20.760
make if you make uh, if
you make a Blade movie in blades white,

566
00:39:20.840 --> 00:39:25.079
it's like, huh, yes,
you see that, or you make

567
00:39:25.119 --> 00:39:30.239
a you make a fucking that makes
That's a good point. But at the

568
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:32.320
same time, it's like, does
a character sex have to be a major

569
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:36.039
part of their character? And when
it's not as it okay to change it.

570
00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:40.400
That's like that spoken on. It's
an interesting question, right, there's

571
00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:44.639
no I would say, there's no
definitive answer. That's kind of what it

572
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:50.360
comes down to, because I like, I'm happy if in the Game of

573
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:53.920
Thumb is the show. Unfortunately the
black characters, they're often first of all,

574
00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:58.920
they're often the way it was written, they're often not terrible. That

575
00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:02.920
is the thing. George RUMMYA made
a very serious effort to like let the

576
00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:09.199
most fucked up people in that world
be the whitest motherfuckers. They suck like

577
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:15.320
the whole entire the Lanisters. The
Lanisters are fucking animals and their nose are

578
00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:20.280
definitely not black people, you know, you know, like they're dude.

579
00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:23.760
They imagine if they were, how
do you think this series would have went.

580
00:40:24.119 --> 00:40:28.440
It would have went overwhelmed very well
with a certain group people, a

581
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:31.599
certain democratic would have really loved this. Jeffrey bro imagine if it was Jeffrey

582
00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:37.880
this person. Damn, I want
a crystal ball, Dude, I want

583
00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:39.480
to crystal ball. I think you
think you want to see that. I

584
00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:45.360
think you think you want to see
that. I curiously, what's the evil?

585
00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:46.599
Curious not to eat? But like, I want to see how dark

586
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:51.920
humanity can get. I want to
see that. I think we've seen glimpses

587
00:40:51.960 --> 00:40:54.440
of it already, and they ended
very bad in this world. Like we've

588
00:40:54.440 --> 00:41:00.400
seen glimpses of evil and the reality. Let's let's just say, let's just

589
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:06.440
say there's millions of less of the
same person as Jesus walking around with just

590
00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:09.320
simple glimpses of darkness that go on
for like maybe less than ten years.

591
00:41:09.639 --> 00:41:15.679
Imagine like just centuries of evil in
this world. I don't want to think

592
00:41:15.719 --> 00:41:20.440
about that. Yeah, I don't
know. I get sometimes I'm just like

593
00:41:20.559 --> 00:41:23.199
I don't want it to ever happen. But sometimes I just want to see,

594
00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:27.519
Like I had a what if machine
like in Featurama, and then you

595
00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:30.400
just get you oh no, you
back up, You're like, oh bad,

596
00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:37.440
damn dog. What if Lee Harvey
Oswald was black? Like, what

597
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:40.519
would that have done? What would
that have done to Black America? Can

598
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:44.440
you what would that have done?
Bro? Why would he be black?

599
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:47.079
Though? Well, just because it's
just a what if machine there is why

600
00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:51.400
was it? Why would he do
something? Well? So, so here's

601
00:41:51.440 --> 00:41:55.039
the thing, the the the uh, the the actual. It could be

602
00:41:55.039 --> 00:41:59.199
anybody. And I feel like because
from right now, from a lot of

603
00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:04.440
people think that Willie Harvey Oswell was
a Patsy, he was radicalized, he

604
00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:07.280
was a radicalized I think he spent
some time in Russia. I think he

605
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:09.079
was. I think so he was
like kind of being radicalized, you know,

606
00:42:09.119 --> 00:42:13.440
anti capitaliz blah blah blah. If
I remember correctly, I could be

607
00:42:13.480 --> 00:42:15.679
getting this wrong, but from what
I remember, I think he was radicalized.

608
00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:20.119
People speculate that he was a useful
idiot and and Patsy, I feel

609
00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:24.159
like it's a very easy It would
be very easy to unfortunately, radicalize someone

610
00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:29.559
who's disenfranchised against you know, like
you're living here and they obviously fucking hate

611
00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:31.000
your guts. You got the Jim
Crow and all this shit, the civil

612
00:42:31.079 --> 00:42:34.199
rights and all, you know,
like lack of civil rights, and then

613
00:42:34.199 --> 00:42:36.920
they're trying to do a movement maybe
a way to be like you do this

614
00:42:36.920 --> 00:42:39.719
for me, We're gonna set your
people free. And somebody, some poor

615
00:42:39.719 --> 00:42:45.599
soul believing this and so in this
scenario and now all of that shit's put

616
00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:50.000
on niggas men, Imagine what the
fuck that would do? Like that is

617
00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:53.079
a disastrous shit and thank god think
luckily that did it. It didn't go

618
00:42:53.159 --> 00:42:58.800
down that way. Imagine it wouldn't
almost lets you know that, like people,

619
00:42:58.960 --> 00:43:01.480
that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
I gotta say this. Maybe it

620
00:43:01.519 --> 00:43:07.079
also even makes me think less of
it being a conspiratorial because think about it,

621
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:09.199
if you're one of these evil white
people doing all these conspiracy theories,

622
00:43:09.199 --> 00:43:13.199
you want to take out Kennedy,
Well, when you when'd you pointed on

623
00:43:13.280 --> 00:43:15.199
the niggas? When'd you when't you
put it on them? So it almost

624
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:19.360
makes me think it's less of a
conspiracy theory, and then it actually is.

625
00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:22.400
If you feel me, if you
feel what I'm saying, don't think

626
00:43:22.400 --> 00:43:23.400
you can be able to find a
nigga? Well no, do you have

627
00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:28.159
you heard people have heard of Judas
in the Black the Black Whatever? It

628
00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:31.119
is that story that that there was
this guy that one of the original leaders

629
00:43:31.119 --> 00:43:36.000
of the Black Panthers. He was
there was this black dude that was uh

630
00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:39.880
gonna go down for some like pretty
helge charges and they had him infiltrate the

631
00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:45.119
the Panthers and systematic give him information
to like destroy the party group. And

632
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:49.280
it was led by this one particular
guy I forgot its name, Dean Kohalua.

633
00:43:49.599 --> 00:43:53.239
Our acts as him. But they
gave the information to kill that man.

634
00:43:53.760 --> 00:43:57.559
And the guy gives an interview.
He gives interview talking about it like

635
00:43:57.599 --> 00:44:00.519
the first pubby already gave about it. He get interview in the killed himself

636
00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:04.840
right afterwards because all the guilt understood, like how much he hurt his own

637
00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:08.360
people, and he was just like, damn, I really suck, and

638
00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:13.599
he just I don't know about this
Judas in the Black. I think it's

639
00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:15.480
Judas in the Black Maida's name of
the movie. If I'm a mistaken Judas

640
00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:19.760
in the Oh, so it's like
a movie. So I want to watch

641
00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:23.639
a documentary on this because I'm actually
not I'm not Judas and it's played by

642
00:44:23.719 --> 00:44:28.679
Yeah, Billy, Billy O'Neill was
a guy's characness, so it happens.

643
00:44:29.639 --> 00:44:31.840
Oh, this is a Fred Hampton, do you know? Fred Hampton is

644
00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:36.280
Yeah, so there's a lot of
okay, so there's a lot of fucking

645
00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:39.199
yeah, I know exactly Fred Hampton. Is this? This is star studied

646
00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:43.039
cast. What the fuck? Oh
yeah, very star studied, very very

647
00:44:43.079 --> 00:44:45.360
start. I didn't even know what
the fuck is this. I didn't even

648
00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:47.760
fucking movie too, very good.
Fuck, you don't even remember this being

649
00:44:47.800 --> 00:44:54.519
a thing like they came out during
early COVID. That's why it's so it

650
00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:58.480
didn't it didn't get a chance to
hit theaters a proper way. But yeah,

651
00:44:58.559 --> 00:45:01.440
dude, that whole story is even
percent Rotten Tomatoes Metacritic eighty four.

652
00:45:02.039 --> 00:45:07.960
Okay, serious movie Homie gave that
he gave that interview he was talking about

653
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:09.920
and everything like that, and he
was like, you guys don't understand what

654
00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:13.119
I was going through. You don't
understand what I was trying to avoid.

655
00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:15.280
And it's like, nah, dude, you were like, you're like the

656
00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:19.039
most evil kind of niggad dog.
You're like, you're like one of the

657
00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:22.440
worst kinds of and then he just
like bazooking his head off after the interview.

658
00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:27.519
We just got like a bazooka and
he just no, no, he

659
00:45:28.039 --> 00:45:31.079
shot. He got the floor,
but he used to fund of flaming back

660
00:45:31.159 --> 00:45:45.599
the burden's face. Hey the way
to go. So it blows up the

661
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:49.559
floor and he's still he still will
die, but he just hurts himself a

662
00:45:49.599 --> 00:45:54.679
bit more by Oh my god,
what a way to go. That that

663
00:45:54.800 --> 00:46:00.440
is inventive. That's I like that. All right, do some questions this

664
00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:05.280
so uh this time me and Derek
Gannion questions. Uh, if you guys

665
00:46:05.320 --> 00:46:08.960
wanna, you know, send us
questions. Don't forget to go to patreon

666
00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:12.960
dot com, stash the snark Tank
uh, you know, you give us

667
00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:16.239
five dollar a month, episodes five
dollars a month, get your questions read

668
00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:22.599
on the podcast. So remember three
early episodes for sure. So look,

669
00:46:22.639 --> 00:46:25.039
guys, look, so here's people
complain about us having ads, right,

670
00:46:25.440 --> 00:46:30.599
Unfortunately for us, we have families. We gotta we gotta pay bills,

671
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:32.880
you know, we gotta eat niggas. So like, I'm sorry about that.

672
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:37.400
But for one dollar a month,
you guys will get early access to

673
00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:39.840
AD for episodes. Yeah one that's
one dollar a month, you know,

674
00:46:40.119 --> 00:46:45.480
and if you don't have it,
we understand everybody's got a dollar, nigga,

675
00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:50.760
some people, some people. Some
people are struggling, and some people

676
00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:53.000
choose not to and that's a prerogative, right, But when I'm struggling,

677
00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:58.119
no, I'm not. I will
not. I will never. I will

678
00:46:58.320 --> 00:47:00.599
never give that to somebody. I
would never want. I understand there's some

679
00:47:00.679 --> 00:47:04.360
people that are like I could,
I would. I would rather withhold my

680
00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:07.239
dollar for some of the things.
But here's the thing, at my poorest,

681
00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:12.159
nigga, I have struggled so many
years as an adult at my poor

682
00:47:12.639 --> 00:47:15.159
due my bitch, my thom telling
me bro. I know, I remember

683
00:47:15.199 --> 00:47:19.440
when I said in the living room. Bro. Yeah, here's the thing.

684
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:21.679
This is what I'm saying. I'm
gonna say this about myself. I

685
00:47:21.679 --> 00:47:25.239
have this experience. Even at my
poorest, I still somehow figured out how

686
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:29.920
to buy video games use they were
used, they were used, but I

687
00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:31.760
was still fine. I was still
find out how to go to Taco Bell

688
00:47:31.800 --> 00:47:36.559
and all this shit. So even
though I'm poor as fuck, I I

689
00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:39.719
was living under the poverty, you
know, making less than twenty thousand dollars

690
00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:45.079
a year easily, I still had
enough to enjoy a little bit of things.

691
00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:49.599
And I have enough to give a
podcast to love twelve dollars a year,

692
00:47:50.079 --> 00:47:52.119
like I one hundred percent because I
did it. There are still some

693
00:47:52.199 --> 00:47:55.679
podcasts that I supported from back in
twenty twelve and all this shit, you

694
00:47:55.679 --> 00:47:59.679
know, being a broke ass motherfucker, and I'm just saying, like,

695
00:47:59.760 --> 00:48:02.079
I know it can be done,
and some people don't want to hear that

696
00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:05.679
shit, but it's like, bro, come on, I know I've done

697
00:48:05.679 --> 00:48:08.840
it so many times. I've given
away money to homeless ass niggas because I'm

698
00:48:08.840 --> 00:48:12.119
like, all right, I see
you're hungry, and you're not actually trying

699
00:48:12.119 --> 00:48:14.960
to like do some weird shit I'm
gonna give you this because you need it

700
00:48:15.039 --> 00:48:16.119
more than me. I mean,
I'm just saying for me, that's the

701
00:48:16.119 --> 00:48:17.920
thing for me. Like that's why
I never like people are like this,

702
00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:21.480
get on, get on like welfare, and I'm like, look, dude,

703
00:48:21.800 --> 00:48:25.719
there's a mother out there that actually
needs this money for welfare. Like

704
00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:29.519
there's some woman out there that has
two kids, probably trying to go to

705
00:48:29.559 --> 00:48:31.320
college, trying to get her life
right. I'm not. I can't.

706
00:48:31.360 --> 00:48:36.719
I can't and my heart of hearts
take this money when I know someone could

707
00:48:36.760 --> 00:48:38.320
be using it better than me.
That's my that's where my line grows.

708
00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:42.400
It's like, I'm not gonna do
that. I got a welfare for two

709
00:48:42.440 --> 00:48:46.239
months, for two months. Was
it called snap because those two months.

710
00:48:46.239 --> 00:48:51.360
So this was in twenty sixteen,
right before I started doing YouTube professionally.

711
00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:57.199
I got fired from my job because
they they couldn't do anything about it.

712
00:48:57.239 --> 00:49:00.440
I missed four days out of my
probation period. Because this was before I

713
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:02.679
was diagnosed with my heart condition.
We didn't know what was wrong with me.

714
00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:05.960
I was in and out of the
er. Couldn't figure out what's wrong

715
00:49:06.039 --> 00:49:08.039
with me. Since I was under
probation, you couldn't miss three days.

716
00:49:08.079 --> 00:49:10.760
It doesn't matter if there was a
doctor's note or not. So I couldn't

717
00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:16.280
work obviously because I was fucked up
and I already got fired. Figured it

718
00:49:16.280 --> 00:49:19.559
out eventually, so I only had
to be on it for two months because

719
00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:22.079
I was like, I literally making
zero dollars. But you know what,

720
00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:27.679
I will say this, I a
little pissed off because I was getting two

721
00:49:27.760 --> 00:49:30.960
hundred dollars a month for those two
months for food, and I never spent

722
00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:34.320
that much on myself for food.
So I was kind of like, damn,

723
00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:37.880
the government kind of really coming through
to the point where I started.

724
00:49:37.920 --> 00:49:42.480
I was for the first time,
I was like I didn't have to worry

725
00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:44.920
about what I was gonna eat.
You go to the grocery store, you

726
00:49:44.920 --> 00:49:46.840
get everything you wanted, because I
was always like I'm gonna get a cup

727
00:49:46.840 --> 00:49:50.719
of noodles, I'm gonna get some
rice, I'm get some beans, I'm

728
00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:52.920
gonna do this, and you know
everything else. Yeah, you get essentials

729
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:55.360
and then you just kind of save
the rest of your money for who knows

730
00:49:55.400 --> 00:49:59.559
what. This sense it was purely
for food. It only could use it

731
00:49:59.599 --> 00:50:02.840
for food. Two hundred dollars a
month for a single person. So within

732
00:50:02.920 --> 00:50:06.440
two months, I had four hundred
dollars to spend on food. Essentially,

733
00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:12.000
nigga, I fucking bought shrimp.
I bought a fucking pandamic. There's like

734
00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:15.800
these general soals fucking like chicken,
frozen things that you could make. And

735
00:50:15.960 --> 00:50:17.719
I was like, dude, this
is stupid. I'm eating better than I

736
00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:22.559
was when I was working. This
is bullshit bulls. Well, well I'm

737
00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:25.599
glad, I'm glad. I'm glad
the American pep help you pay for that.

738
00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:30.119
Dude, shut out shout out for
welfare, need to take it,

739
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:34.159
shout out for reels for welfare.
That shit is essential. And fuck you

740
00:50:34.239 --> 00:50:37.239
niggas that I knew. I knew
a nigg rest in peace. You know.

741
00:50:37.280 --> 00:50:39.920
He passed away in twenty twenty,
unfortunately, you know, from a

742
00:50:39.920 --> 00:50:45.960
complete unrelated incident. My homie passed
away. But that nigga would be like,

743
00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:47.159
hey, dog, you want to
come over, and uh, you

744
00:50:47.440 --> 00:50:50.719
want to come over? And fucking
I'm getting some pizzas. And he was

745
00:50:50.719 --> 00:50:52.519
getting like money, like real money
from the government. And I was like,

746
00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:57.480
bro, I I got that motherfucker
a job. And he quit in

747
00:50:57.519 --> 00:51:00.320
a week. He quit in a
week. He's it. I loved him

748
00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:06.000
dearly, Hesy. He was my
my tall, fucking complicated Mexican friend.

749
00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:09.039
Loved him dearly. Unfortunately, you
know, because come to some of his

750
00:51:09.119 --> 00:51:13.400
diseases and but that nigga, you'd
be like, come on, come over,

751
00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:15.920
let's do all this shit. I'm
like, dog, you're fucking you're

752
00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:20.840
just taking people's buddy. I hated
it. I hated it, dude,

753
00:51:21.239 --> 00:51:24.280
But to use it though, You're
like, I didn't go over very often

754
00:51:24.280 --> 00:51:27.559
because I felt bad, Like,
well, so we had a send off

755
00:51:27.559 --> 00:51:30.960
when I was I was. I
moved to Grease briefly in twenty sixteen,

756
00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:32.239
and he was like, all right, we'll come to and have a barbecue.

757
00:51:32.239 --> 00:51:36.719
This motherfucker showed up with like two
pounds of meat, and I know

758
00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:39.320
that nigga didn't buy it, and
I was just like, damn, man,

759
00:51:39.559 --> 00:51:43.840
it was delicious, though. It
was fucking delicious ass meat, dude.

760
00:51:44.440 --> 00:51:46.519
This piece of shit was just I
love it. I love I love

761
00:51:46.599 --> 00:51:52.159
how I love when you have that
one scummy friend that's always pulling up on

762
00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:55.119
some funck shit for you. Dude, dude, I love you, but

763
00:51:55.280 --> 00:52:00.239
like, this is not right.
This is the thing we're he's not okay.

764
00:52:00.519 --> 00:52:04.000
It's like my one friend that sold
weed, Like I knew he was

765
00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:06.119
lacing his weed. I was like, Yo, why are you selling moving

766
00:52:06.159 --> 00:52:07.840
so much? He's like put a
little a little bit of someone else in

767
00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:10.440
there. I'm like, are you
getting niggas addicted? And he's like,

768
00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:14.679
God, I'm moving though. And
I'm like, these people don't know,

769
00:52:15.000 --> 00:52:17.519
they don't know they're addicted to a
drug. They just think you sell really

770
00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:22.280
good. Why are you doing that
to them? And they're like, oh

771
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:25.599
no, you gotta you gotta win
the block and win the block. You

772
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:28.599
know they got they selling. They
selling the same thing over there for the

773
00:52:28.639 --> 00:52:31.760
same price. So I gotta win
by selling this over here. And I'm

774
00:52:31.760 --> 00:52:35.480
gonna bumping up a little bit.
And I'm like this guy, and you're

775
00:52:35.519 --> 00:52:39.119
just hearing this person that you care
about just explain real villainy to you.

776
00:52:39.159 --> 00:52:44.559
And you're just like, all right, we're going, we're going, we're

777
00:52:44.559 --> 00:52:46.960
going to taco about later tonight or
what like going on. You just kinda

778
00:52:47.000 --> 00:52:50.679
have to brush it off. What
do you do, Like you're gonna snitch

779
00:52:50.679 --> 00:52:52.719
on your boy? No, you
go, you gotta shut the funk up.

780
00:52:52.719 --> 00:52:54.440
But you gotta keep it moving.
That's your best man. You gotta

781
00:52:54.480 --> 00:52:59.639
work together. That's weird. Man. Yeah, I've never I've never snitched

782
00:52:59.639 --> 00:53:00.480
before. I can't do that.
I just can't do it. Like how

783
00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:04.039
you can't You like you care about
them all of a sudden, you're gonna

784
00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:07.880
ruin their life now, I mean
even though other people's lives. That's why

785
00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:09.880
I said this, and everybody thinks
I'm crazy. If one of my homies

786
00:53:09.920 --> 00:53:13.239
just like, yo, don't come
to school tomorrow, and I'm like,

787
00:53:14.119 --> 00:53:16.079
I right, like, are you
gonna snitch on him? I keep saying

788
00:53:16.400 --> 00:53:20.639
that I don't know if I can
snitch on someone that that's my man's I

789
00:53:20.639 --> 00:53:22.440
can't snitch on them. It has
helped me out. But everybody's like,

790
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:25.239
you're not gonna tell them that person. They're gonna hurt people. I'm like,

791
00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:30.199
but they didn't hurt me. They
hurt me, They just me.

792
00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:36.000
They in fact gave me life just
now, low ki, and I'm gonna

793
00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:40.719
snitch on them. Y'all ain't loyal. It's it's look, man, it's

794
00:53:40.760 --> 00:53:45.880
complicated. I I want to say
things like I look, look, I'll

795
00:53:45.880 --> 00:53:47.559
say this even when it comes to
like monstrous ship. You'll see some people,

796
00:53:47.639 --> 00:53:52.239
family members protecting monsters, and I
want to pretend like I'm on the

797
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:54.519
outside being like, how fucking dare
you? But also it didn't happen to

798
00:53:54.599 --> 00:53:58.559
me, you know, so I
have to think about what I mean by

799
00:53:58.599 --> 00:54:00.599
that. Know what I mean,
What I mean is I it didn't I'm

800
00:54:00.599 --> 00:54:05.199
not in that situation. I don't
know exactly how I'm gonna act until I

801
00:54:05.360 --> 00:54:08.519
try to do it to myself now
too, where like I understand, there's

802
00:54:08.639 --> 00:54:12.880
talking and then there's being there,
right, Like I often I'm not a

803
00:54:12.960 --> 00:54:15.519
very vengeful person. I thought it's
on the podcast, people like you're the

804
00:54:15.519 --> 00:54:17.639
fuck you're people, You're angry as
fuck, Sween. I'm not a very

805
00:54:17.719 --> 00:54:22.800
vengeful person in my nature. But
what happens when you put situations where you

806
00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:27.239
know it's time to be angry or
venge was like that sometimes you know,

807
00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:30.199
you you slip up and you get
angry and you do ship that you you

808
00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:35.639
know you regret at moments, But
then there's also like like there's moments where

809
00:54:35.639 --> 00:54:37.719
you're just like I try to not
be like, oh yeah, I'm not

810
00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:39.920
gonna do sun fucked up. After
this sun fucked up happens to me,

811
00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:43.760
I'll try to forgive, and I'll
try to forget. But I got pretty

812
00:54:43.800 --> 00:54:45.159
much perspective that that does not happen
to me right now. I did not

813
00:54:45.320 --> 00:54:49.159
experience that. When you experience it, sometimes shit goes right out the window.

814
00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:52.800
You just sucking, you're the worst
version of yourself, and you're just

815
00:54:52.880 --> 00:54:55.079
like, damn, I'm completely folded. I folded and I did exactly what

816
00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:59.400
I said. I'm not gonna do. You know, try of thinking about

817
00:54:59.760 --> 00:55:01.239
whenever people get on their high horse, they're preat high horses. Just like,

818
00:55:01.280 --> 00:55:05.280
hey, dude, you didn't experience
that. So for you to like

819
00:55:05.320 --> 00:55:07.119
tear that person that experience something really
fucked up and you're tearing them down,

820
00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:12.800
you should probably think about the times
you've been the hardest thing to do.

821
00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:17.119
It is hard to hardest fun.
Yeah, that is. That is the

822
00:55:17.119 --> 00:55:22.079
most matured thing you can do.
And and it doesn't matter how old you

823
00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:24.400
are. Most people aren't mature.
That's just most people. Even if you

824
00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:28.199
are mature, dude, you got
we have days. We have we look

825
00:55:28.239 --> 00:55:30.159
day to day. Man. You
can have one day where you you you're

826
00:55:30.199 --> 00:55:34.960
doing good, next day you're fucking
you. You fall flat on your face.

827
00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:39.119
Man. It's a it's a situation, situation questions, These questions are

828
00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:44.800
terror. These questions questions for us, so we could do for them.

829
00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:46.159
We'll try to get a least a
few of them out the way. But

830
00:55:46.280 --> 00:55:51.559
these questions off from our wonderful viewers
at patron Concept, the Stark Tank from

831
00:55:51.719 --> 00:55:54.880
SIMS. All right, if you
had to eliminate one, what would you

832
00:55:55.000 --> 00:56:02.760
rather eliminate? Piss or poops?
Like a very easy it's a very easy

833
00:56:02.800 --> 00:56:07.039
answer. Who who? Who do
you know? Would be like, oh,

834
00:56:07.159 --> 00:56:10.960
dog, I would way rather have
shipped around my ass than just pissed,

835
00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:16.719
Like what what you mean? What
do you mean? Look like to

836
00:56:16.800 --> 00:56:23.800
me? Ship is proof that God
doesn't exist, because what kind of fucking

837
00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:30.599
what kind of fucking monster would have
creatures do that? Like, it's so

838
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:37.480
inconvenient, it's so funny, it's
such a stupid design. It's it's waste

839
00:56:37.480 --> 00:56:43.960
dispensing. Man. Everything does that, Everything does it. If God created

840
00:56:44.039 --> 00:56:47.159
everyone, he made us like this
and didn't have to or they Because we

841
00:56:47.199 --> 00:56:51.400
don't know God's gender right now,
if you're don't want we don't want to.

842
00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:54.519
We don't want to assume the gender
of our of the Jewish sky Dad.

843
00:56:54.880 --> 00:56:58.679
We don't want to do that we
don't want to do that. But

844
00:56:58.719 --> 00:57:00.599
I'm just saying, if intelligent design
is a thing, and that is what

845
00:57:00.639 --> 00:57:04.800
you would call it intelligent design,
there's so many flaws, dude, that

846
00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:08.119
you know it's there's so many way, Doug, I'm a waste. I'm

847
00:57:08.119 --> 00:57:13.119
a I'm a mad major dog.
When you get when you get a biologist

848
00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:16.960
start talking about how fucking dumb intelligent
design is. There's moments where even I've

849
00:57:17.000 --> 00:57:27.199
been like, professor, that's enough, you are you are willing out about

850
00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:30.559
this. They're just constantly going over
this is stupid, and then why do

851
00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:32.400
we do this that has many sense? Why do we do look at how

852
00:57:32.400 --> 00:57:35.639
flawed we are as creatures? It
doesn't make it. I'm like, all

853
00:57:35.719 --> 00:57:42.960
right, I get it. It's
fucking bad, dude. And it's like

854
00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:45.840
there's so many things like even skin
being as soft as it is and his

855
00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:50.079
eyes like it's there's so many,
there's so many it's horrible. It's one

856
00:57:50.079 --> 00:57:53.400
of the things where I'm like,
gravity weakens the body is insane. It's

857
00:57:53.400 --> 00:57:58.239
insane. That's why I think we're
alien. I think we're just some byproduct

858
00:57:58.280 --> 00:58:01.039
that hit this rock from somewhere.
So we were just organisms on a rock,

859
00:58:01.400 --> 00:58:05.400
hit another rock. That's it.
We end up ended up going because

860
00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:09.880
the fact that gravity hurts us.
It's crazy. That's in gravity officially wears

861
00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:15.559
on your spine, bro, And
we're the only uh like and then just

862
00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:22.000
random acts of nature is why uh
Homo sapiens are dominant species and not random.

863
00:58:22.440 --> 00:58:27.079
We got hit by We got hit
by fucking meat to multiple incursions that

864
00:58:27.239 --> 00:58:29.840
might have made us go into ice
ages that made us come to where we

865
00:58:29.880 --> 00:58:32.159
are. I think I look,
granted, I think the world is miraculous.

866
00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:37.079
I'm one of those guys that like, I think there is the magic

867
00:58:37.159 --> 00:58:39.840
of the world's existence is so beautiful
at times, and I'm like, this

868
00:58:39.800 --> 00:58:45.239
is crazy. The fact that we
exist in general is a wonderful thing.

869
00:58:45.800 --> 00:58:50.119
But I also understand that, like
you see things happening like that is just

870
00:58:50.239 --> 00:58:54.599
fucking dumb. That is just so
fucking silly. The fact that deers just

871
00:58:54.800 --> 00:59:00.519
jump off legends sometimes it's crazy,
like why did do that? Like?

872
00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:05.920
Why did why did this deer wait
in the in the brush? Oh,

873
00:59:06.000 --> 00:59:08.880
two big spotlights of coming out down
the street, Let me go run into

874
00:59:08.960 --> 00:59:15.719
it. They die. It's like
what the fuck? Motherfuckers goes caves and

875
00:59:15.760 --> 00:59:21.800
it gets stuck in caves and and
then it just gets stuck. That is

876
00:59:21.920 --> 00:59:25.679
so dumb, like some people,
man, so fucking crazy that people.

877
00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:30.559
This is probably the same thing the
deer and the cave divers are. They're

878
00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:34.360
adrenaline junkies. They need to do
dumb ship to feel live and then they

879
00:59:34.400 --> 00:59:38.960
die, so they're trying to feel
more alive and then they actually accidentally in

880
00:59:39.079 --> 00:59:44.519
their lives by doing that. Motherfucker. I feel like motherfucker's getting stuck in

881
00:59:44.599 --> 00:59:49.239
holes underwater, Like, what the
fuck are you doing? Bro? There's

882
00:59:49.320 --> 00:59:52.559
no way. There's no way I'm
gonna die like that. I can put

883
00:59:53.119 --> 00:59:58.119
I'm gonna die bullshit, but it's
not gonna be that that. I get

884
00:59:58.360 --> 01:00:02.599
promise, Alright, So yeah,
let's go. Okay, Chris is gig

885
01:00:04.039 --> 01:00:07.039
Experience. Hey, Chris, Chud, screen Cell and Derek. Yeah.

886
01:00:07.159 --> 01:00:15.519
I have a simple question, and
it's pretty straightforward. Are midgets inherently funny?

887
01:00:16.079 --> 01:00:21.880
I'm laughing, but the answer is
no, definitely, not, definitely

888
01:00:21.920 --> 01:00:24.199
not funny. They're different. So
you might be like, oh, you

889
01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:28.559
might take a moment to like,
oh, that's a smaller person, but

890
01:00:28.599 --> 01:00:31.159
they're not funny because I mean,
sure people aren't funny in general, I

891
01:00:31.199 --> 01:00:37.480
don't. There are some people who
like any type of whenever you see like

892
01:00:37.639 --> 01:00:43.039
little people wrestling, juggling, doing
anything like that, even as a kid,

893
01:00:43.079 --> 01:00:49.000
I've never thought it was funny.
I've never personally for me, of

894
01:00:49.000 --> 01:00:52.199
course it is, and they they're
ones that are completely okay with it.

895
01:00:52.239 --> 01:00:55.599
I would almost see it is the
same as what would you call them?

896
01:00:55.639 --> 01:01:00.360
Oh my god, what's the word
I'm looking for? Uh? Damn.

897
01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:04.039
You know when when black folks are
put on the there there, you know,

898
01:01:04.039 --> 01:01:06.639
they're yeah, thank you, Mitchell
show. Yeah, when like I

899
01:01:06.679 --> 01:01:09.000
see it in the same vein?
Is that, like I've never as because

900
01:01:09.039 --> 01:01:10.920
you know, there's some even as
a kid, there's a lot of things

901
01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:16.679
you would find funny that would be
disrespectful. But seeing like little people perform

902
01:01:17.000 --> 01:01:22.599
and like, oh, there's there's
this one place, uh this boxing organization

903
01:01:22.760 --> 01:01:24.400
I watch. I think it's owned
by Barstool Sports, which you know,

904
01:01:24.440 --> 01:01:28.880
the trash. But it's just a
bunch of like usually rednecks fighting, which

905
01:01:28.920 --> 01:01:30.480
that's funny to me. They're seeing
a bunch of dumb asses. But then

906
01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:35.519
they'll have like you have little people
boxing, and immediately I'm just like not

907
01:01:35.639 --> 01:01:38.840
interested because it does They're doing it
for the spectacle. Oh it's so funny.

908
01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:40.639
Look at their little arms and look
at it like and I'm like,

909
01:01:40.760 --> 01:01:45.360
bro, that's it's not funny all. It's never not It's never been funny

910
01:01:45.400 --> 01:01:47.800
to me. I think for a
time I probably found it funny because of

911
01:01:49.119 --> 01:01:52.199
you know, just being a person, being a young person on theirnet.

912
01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:55.719
Yeah, plain little yeah, small
people kids thinking that funny. Yeah,

913
01:01:55.760 --> 01:01:58.719
But then I know them, like, this is not really funny. This

914
01:01:58.679 --> 01:02:02.039
is kind of explain dictation almost to
a certain degree, and I don't feel

915
01:02:02.079 --> 01:02:07.800
comfortable watching it. Granted, I've
definitely like seen people just explode before,

916
01:02:08.760 --> 01:02:14.679
and I've gotten a chuckle out of
that because I'm not laughing because they're gone.

917
01:02:14.679 --> 01:02:19.280
I'm laughing because like, huh,
you know, like life is beautiful

918
01:02:19.320 --> 01:02:22.400
and then you know, with a
with a with a flash and a bang,

919
01:02:22.559 --> 01:02:27.800
someone doesn't exist anymore. So I
don't think it's funny personally. If

920
01:02:27.840 --> 01:02:30.360
you do think it's funny, you
know, if you have your own cross

921
01:02:30.360 --> 01:02:35.679
the bar and I hope the Lord
delivers you nothing but endless pain and and

922
01:02:36.079 --> 01:02:40.079
horrible nightma. Yeah, I don't
know. I don't get that one.

923
01:02:40.119 --> 01:02:44.679
Man, they're just They're just they're
people that just like I don't see them

924
01:02:44.719 --> 01:02:47.239
as I don't have I don't have
like a complex where I think i'm because

925
01:02:47.320 --> 01:02:50.960
it really it's people thinking they're better
than them or something. They're like,

926
01:02:51.000 --> 01:02:54.199
I don't have your entertainment. I
try and to have that. I don't

927
01:02:54.280 --> 01:02:59.000
think I'm better than most people.
I think that some people are just really

928
01:02:59.280 --> 01:03:00.440
this is the thing, right,
and I feel like this is this is

929
01:03:00.480 --> 01:03:04.239
the thing where I feel like some
people there's a line where it blurs.

930
01:03:04.239 --> 01:03:06.599
Even for me. It's sometimes where
it blurs, but like, I don't

931
01:03:06.599 --> 01:03:08.880
think I'm better than people, but
I don't think I'm an idiot, but

932
01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:14.480
I do think a lot of people
are fucking stupid. So that line blurs

933
01:03:14.519 --> 01:03:16.159
sometimes where it's like it gets close
to me thinking like, oh, you're

934
01:03:16.199 --> 01:03:21.719
just a trash person because I think
a lot of people are fucking really stupid.

935
01:03:22.639 --> 01:03:24.960
Yeah, but I don't want to
I don't want to ever think I'm

936
01:03:25.000 --> 01:03:30.079
better than people. So it's weird
that Cootomy got me making sure I don't

937
01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:32.599
get to arrogant for my own bretches
and it gets to the point where I

938
01:03:32.599 --> 01:03:35.599
think I am better than people,
because I don't want to ever get to

939
01:03:35.639 --> 01:03:38.960
that being that person. I struggle
with that. I struggle with the there's

940
01:03:39.000 --> 01:03:45.239
a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and I struggle with that even when

941
01:03:45.239 --> 01:03:50.559
it comes to like being a musician
or anything. I know, like like

942
01:03:50.599 --> 01:03:54.599
say, for example, there's a
there's a guy that goes by frog Leap

943
01:03:54.679 --> 01:04:00.239
Studios on YouTube that does metal covers
of like pop songs and whatever, mostly

944
01:04:00.920 --> 01:04:06.199
very popular millions and millions of views. Personally, I think his covers are

945
01:04:06.239 --> 01:04:11.519
absolute dogshit nice guys, but I
think his covers are fucking terrible because he

946
01:04:11.599 --> 01:04:15.719
turns them out with no effort and
they're just they're just completely solace their garbage

947
01:04:16.039 --> 01:04:20.360
and then say I I'll put some
effort into mind, for example, and

948
01:04:20.440 --> 01:04:24.960
they don't get very many views.
But I know why. I understand how

949
01:04:24.960 --> 01:04:28.199
the system works. But there is
in the back of my head that's like

950
01:04:29.440 --> 01:04:33.960
this this sucks because I know my
shit's way better than his garbage. But

951
01:04:33.960 --> 01:04:36.880
then there's a part of me that's
like, like, shut the fuck up,

952
01:04:36.920 --> 01:04:41.400
Derek, like stop, don't even
don't even think that with like why

953
01:04:41.400 --> 01:04:43.320
are you, like, you know, to be so cam to be so

954
01:04:43.480 --> 01:04:45.159
arrogant that to know that your shit's
just better, you know. But I'm

955
01:04:45.199 --> 01:04:48.480
like, ununobjective. I'm trying to
be objective about it. But it's hard

956
01:04:48.480 --> 01:04:53.760
to be objected when you're talking about
yourself, especially you're talking about yourself.

957
01:04:53.760 --> 01:04:59.639
So objectivity arguments are inherently, inherently
they're there. It's it's it's a dicey

958
01:05:00.119 --> 01:05:03.559
arguing to go objectivity because object activity
is I think I can sider that there's

959
01:05:04.000 --> 01:05:10.400
nah, there's near objectivity, there's
near nothing's really objective. Things are not

960
01:05:10.519 --> 01:05:14.519
objective, you know, Like almost
everybody agrees that is obviously what it is,

961
01:05:14.559 --> 01:05:16.599
you know, but you never know
because the world changes so much as

962
01:05:16.840 --> 01:05:19.679
motherfuckers. There are things that people
think are good that I look at and

963
01:05:19.679 --> 01:05:23.159
I'm like, I don't know how
you think this is good? Like how

964
01:05:23.679 --> 01:05:28.639
like how could people have ever thought
that, like seem punk music was good.

965
01:05:29.039 --> 01:05:31.800
I can't understand how people thought that
was good. My brain is rather

966
01:05:31.920 --> 01:05:35.719
like that is the I thought that
was the worst genre music ever, and

967
01:05:35.760 --> 01:05:40.559
I listened to like fucking fulk.
I listened to like fucking I thought hardcore

968
01:05:40.599 --> 01:05:43.639
music was terrible when I was younger
too, and I was I'm from that

969
01:05:43.760 --> 01:05:47.360
age or hardcore was everywhere in my
teens and people were like, it's fucking

970
01:05:47.440 --> 01:05:50.800
scream most amazing, and I'm like, where is it amazing? Where this

971
01:05:50.920 --> 01:05:55.840
amazing music? Now? I'm like, damn, some of it was better

972
01:05:55.880 --> 01:05:58.880
than I thought it was. And
I just have to sit there like an

973
01:05:58.920 --> 01:06:02.760
idiot because it's just thing change,
subjectivity changes, so whatever. Yeah,

974
01:06:02.920 --> 01:06:08.440
yeah, nothing's gonna be completely objective. It's it's I think it's I think

975
01:06:08.519 --> 01:06:14.280
that's the way that we use it
is ass that is what objectivity is.

976
01:06:14.519 --> 01:06:16.800
And you're trying to look at it
through without your own bias, because you

977
01:06:16.800 --> 01:06:20.079
can be like, oh, I
don't like this particular music, but then

978
01:06:20.119 --> 01:06:24.199
you can separate that from it and
be like, well what about it?

979
01:06:24.239 --> 01:06:27.880
Does it attract people instead of just
dismissing it as, oh, it's bad,

980
01:06:27.960 --> 01:06:29.920
you know? Like so I would
say, that's just looking through it

981
01:06:30.079 --> 01:06:33.239
through an objective lens and being like, I can understand why people like this.

982
01:06:33.760 --> 01:06:36.639
However, I still think it's garbage, you know, however, And

983
01:06:36.679 --> 01:06:44.880
I think that is objective thinking something
is gay. That's real shit right there,

984
01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:46.880
though, Okay, you got no
question from my piss is thick?

985
01:06:46.960 --> 01:06:53.840
Like a gasoling slucky and lily chugs
it ill. Let's go ew greedon token

986
01:06:53.880 --> 01:06:58.559
minorities. If you could magically turn
all the members of any one race or

987
01:06:58.599 --> 01:07:03.760
ethnic group white, which race would
you choose to call cassify? And why

988
01:07:03.960 --> 01:07:09.480
m what kind of fucking question is
this? What kind of name do you

989
01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:13.760
have first and foremost? And what
kind of fucking question is what the what

990
01:07:13.840 --> 01:07:20.280
the I don't knows? White?
Who would it bother the most blacks?

991
01:07:21.159 --> 01:07:26.800
I know? But like I'm trying
to think of, like yeah, what

992
01:07:26.840 --> 01:07:38.519
if it was specifically like Caribbean,
we're the only proud version of black people,

993
01:07:38.880 --> 01:07:44.320
like like Caribbeans, Caribbean black people, and like yeah, and like

994
01:07:44.519 --> 01:07:48.239
some Africans, like Northern Africans or
West Africans are the only form of black

995
01:07:48.280 --> 01:07:53.840
people that like are happy with being
black. If you made them white,

996
01:07:54.079 --> 01:08:00.960
they'd be like, why see if
my genetics are train somewhere to West Africa,

997
01:08:01.000 --> 01:08:04.039
which you know, okay, but
that's still not it's still not narrowed

998
01:08:04.039 --> 01:08:09.199
down because if you ever look at
the DNA ship like on an ancestry or

999
01:08:09.199 --> 01:08:14.079
anything like that, it bounced from
Cameroon to fucking Nigeria and I'm like,

1000
01:08:14.079 --> 01:08:15.199
all right, so at this point
I'm just not paying attention to it because

1001
01:08:15.199 --> 01:08:17.920
I don't know which flag I should
rep. I don't know. I don't

1002
01:08:17.960 --> 01:08:20.800
know what type of fucking dashiki I
should get. I don't know what type

1003
01:08:20.840 --> 01:08:23.640
of you know. I'm like,
I know. At first I was like,

1004
01:08:23.640 --> 01:08:26.800
oh, Cameronian, Oh maybe I
should look into that ship. And

1005
01:08:26.800 --> 01:08:29.159
then all of a sudden I checked
back like three four years later, and

1006
01:08:29.159 --> 01:08:32.039
it's saying I think it's sport,
and I'm like, I'm gonna look at

1007
01:08:32.039 --> 01:08:35.119
this ship in like twenty years and
see like if it may be at pinpoints

1008
01:08:35.159 --> 01:08:39.159
like oh yeah, yeah, but
anyway, do that to me. I

1009
01:08:39.199 --> 01:08:42.319
love being I love being Jamaican,
bro. I love being like Afro.

1010
01:08:43.680 --> 01:08:47.640
I think you're safe. I think
you're like you can actually like as far

1011
01:08:47.680 --> 01:08:50.760
as your genetics. What I mean
is like, you know, this is

1012
01:08:50.800 --> 01:08:56.000
you. I'm saying, I don't
know if I don't know what's going on

1013
01:08:56.039 --> 01:09:00.560
with me. Oh there is no
question. Oh there is a question.

1014
01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:01.800
Okay, yeah, ok yeah,
yeah, Well I was just trying to

1015
01:09:01.800 --> 01:09:04.880
think of like yeah, because I
feel like that would it would upset you

1016
01:09:04.960 --> 01:09:08.159
the most. I'm just trying.
I'm just being hurtful. That's all.

1017
01:09:08.199 --> 01:09:10.039
You're just trying to want. Well, think I think of it like this,

1018
01:09:10.199 --> 01:09:15.319
right, so I go with Asian
people. I'm not American. They

1019
01:09:15.399 --> 01:09:19.319
thought to be white first at a
certain point in history, but that was

1020
01:09:19.319 --> 01:09:21.920
also a long time ago. It
was also like definitely not most of the

1021
01:09:21.960 --> 01:09:26.359
Asians that are currently here right now. Yeah. See, I don't want

1022
01:09:26.399 --> 01:09:28.760
to give it to anybody that might
like it, because that would just make

1023
01:09:28.800 --> 01:09:31.279
me upset. And I feel like
there's a lot of so like say,

1024
01:09:31.359 --> 01:09:34.239
like South Koreans are out because I
know that's like all they just want to

1025
01:09:34.239 --> 01:09:38.720
be white, you know what I
mean, that'd be wonderful thing for them.

1026
01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:42.800
Yeah, so I'm trying to be
I wanted who was mad about becoming

1027
01:09:42.880 --> 01:09:49.840
white? Maybe some Southeast Asian every
American person, that's the That is the

1028
01:09:49.840 --> 01:09:57.960
most disrespectful way to go about it. You and they all become white and

1029
01:09:58.039 --> 01:10:01.199
that it's turn into John Smith.
Dude. That would they would be so

1030
01:10:01.520 --> 01:10:04.800
mad, you know, it would
be really fucked up. They're like get

1031
01:10:04.800 --> 01:10:13.119
off the reservation now, that's it. Yes, a whole dud would be.

1032
01:10:13.479 --> 01:10:15.680
It's in the big okay, But
then can I own like most of

1033
01:10:15.720 --> 01:10:17.520
the world and they still be like, nah, now your name is still

1034
01:10:17.560 --> 01:10:23.159
fucking like, your name is still
fucking uh Lily Swallows or something. Your

1035
01:10:23.239 --> 01:10:28.039
name is still Dodge long foot.
Sorry, yeah, fun with that.

1036
01:10:28.680 --> 01:10:30.279
With that, You're not even the
Mexican ones. You're the American ones.

1037
01:10:30.319 --> 01:10:35.239
When you guys almost extinct here,
it's just like, damn dude, they

1038
01:10:35.359 --> 01:10:43.600
got nowhere to go. Now nobody's
accepted tears Part two, bro, the

1039
01:10:43.680 --> 01:10:48.279
Trail of White Tears, and then
they gotta that would be so fucking up.

1040
01:10:48.720 --> 01:10:53.399
Go to the ocean ones in the
America, the continents of America.

1041
01:10:53.439 --> 01:10:58.159
We're not gonna change the Caribbean ones
because those ones they're they're too spread away,

1042
01:10:58.199 --> 01:11:00.000
too thin. It would alter.
It would also the genealogy of way

1043
01:11:00.239 --> 01:11:02.840
if you're Caribbean people. We were
talking about the ones that are stuck on

1044
01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:08.720
the US. You guys, sorry
losers, sorry fucking losers. You lose

1045
01:11:08.760 --> 01:11:14.960
your land, then you lose your
fucking lose your fucking given land. I

1046
01:11:15.000 --> 01:11:21.039
wonder if we have any Native Americans
listening to us talking about you're talking about

1047
01:11:21.279 --> 01:11:26.359
American American and I am, and
I'm like fucking one, I'm like one

1048
01:11:26.640 --> 01:11:30.960
fourth technically Native American. They're still
a handful of them in Arizona because when

1049
01:11:30.000 --> 01:11:34.279
I love when I live, they
tell you actually showed me, tell you

1050
01:11:34.359 --> 01:11:41.560
that. No, we don't feel
bad these motherfuckers like they like when you

1051
01:11:41.600 --> 01:11:43.640
looked at them. I was like, oh, this that's interesting. I've

1052
01:11:43.640 --> 01:11:47.159
never I don't think i've ever actually, when I think about it, like

1053
01:11:47.199 --> 01:11:51.000
literally, I don't think I've ever
actually seen a Native American in person until

1054
01:11:51.039 --> 01:11:56.319
I moved to Arizona. Really yeah, when I think about it, if

1055
01:11:56.359 --> 01:11:59.960
I have, I just don't remember. My friend Nick, his dad was

1056
01:12:00.239 --> 01:12:02.239
part but I mean his name was, his last name was Revas. It

1057
01:12:02.359 --> 01:12:06.279
was like I was like, he
kind of looked Native American. There's probably

1058
01:12:06.319 --> 01:12:09.880
some but his you know, he
had a big plot of land too,

1059
01:12:09.920 --> 01:12:13.319
so they probably did have some percentage. But this the people that I was

1060
01:12:13.359 --> 01:12:16.960
hanging out with. I went on
a date with this girl pure her brother.

1061
01:12:17.239 --> 01:12:19.960
I. You know. The funny
thing is I forgot her name,

1062
01:12:20.159 --> 01:12:25.359
but I remember her brother brother's name
Ace. And he showed me the band

1063
01:12:25.439 --> 01:12:28.119
Parkway Drive. This was in like
two thousand and seven or eight, and

1064
01:12:28.119 --> 01:12:30.359
I was like, Yo, this
band fucking goes hard, And so I

1065
01:12:30.399 --> 01:12:33.600
remembered him specifically because of that,
like he showed me a dope ass band.

1066
01:12:34.199 --> 01:12:40.319
But my sister I remember that digital. I definitely meant like the first

1067
01:12:40.319 --> 01:12:43.479
time I saw Native Americans I remember
in my life, I was like,

1068
01:12:43.560 --> 01:12:47.720
they looked like Mexican people. They
kind of do. I was because that's

1069
01:12:47.840 --> 01:12:51.239
like, that's what Mexicans looked like
before the Spanish and Portuguese. Well,

1070
01:12:51.319 --> 01:12:57.960
yeah, and did the Fusion dance
with the kissing them. They did the

1071
01:12:58.000 --> 01:13:05.159
fourth Fusion Dance on them before that
four years that fusion ripe because I was

1072
01:13:05.159 --> 01:13:09.239
because I think because I think Lily
looks very Native American. I think she

1073
01:13:09.800 --> 01:13:13.720
very has She looks like when you
see Lily, her height and just her

1074
01:13:13.880 --> 01:13:15.079
like the way she looks, you're
like, oh, yeah, she has

1075
01:13:15.399 --> 01:13:19.279
like heavy genetics of like just an
O G Mexican, like a real Mexican

1076
01:13:19.720 --> 01:13:23.239
like my friend's dad. When you
look at this motherfucker, I was like,

1077
01:13:23.279 --> 01:13:26.640
Oh, why does he not have
fucking like face paint on Miami's dad,

1078
01:13:26.680 --> 01:13:30.079
Like he's so like he was he
was unscathed by the Spanish. They

1079
01:13:30.119 --> 01:13:34.720
did not touch him at all.
Man Puerto Rico, we got touched,

1080
01:13:34.720 --> 01:13:42.560
Brot some nice bro there's a reason
why my grandma's first language is Spanish.

1081
01:13:42.600 --> 01:13:48.479
Bro. First, someone that's black
should not have the first language Spanish,

1082
01:13:48.600 --> 01:13:53.600
even slightly, but her first lage
Spanish. Her second is t you know,

1083
01:13:53.680 --> 01:13:58.560
bro, they gotually got touched aggressively. Bro. Bro, Yeah,

1084
01:13:58.600 --> 01:14:02.039
it's crazy. Man. Every black
person on every black person on ninety fiance

1085
01:14:02.159 --> 01:14:06.640
other than like maybe two, it's
it's somebody from the Caribbean. It's somebody

1086
01:14:06.720 --> 01:14:11.199
that it's a black man that speaks
Spanish. It's just said. It's just

1087
01:14:11.239 --> 01:14:15.760
like there is it is the reach, the reach of the Spanish, the

1088
01:14:15.800 --> 01:14:19.760
Spanish reach around the world. Their
reach is the most impressive. They're they're

1089
01:14:19.840 --> 01:14:24.439
I think so like it's I think
the British. I think I think there's

1090
01:14:24.520 --> 01:14:28.720
is technically objectively, the most impressive
is the British. But so I think

1091
01:14:28.760 --> 01:14:33.479
that Spanish is reach is also like
kind of crazy, yeah, because like

1092
01:14:33.520 --> 01:14:38.439
all the way to the Philippines,
like deep over by the Philippines, nearing

1093
01:14:38.520 --> 01:14:42.199
like over by where Japan is,
and they shout the Gallo Asia and they

1094
01:14:42.199 --> 01:14:44.760
speak the Gallo and you're like,
you here the collo. You're like that

1095
01:14:44.880 --> 01:14:48.680
sounds like Spanish, like a lot
like Spanish and then you come here and

1096
01:14:48.720 --> 01:14:53.159
then they speak Spanish in the Caribbean
and you're like, where does that come

1097
01:14:53.159 --> 01:14:57.880
from? And it comes from this
tiny country of Spain, and you're like,

1098
01:14:58.439 --> 01:15:02.760
what these most freakers were moving.
It's pretty wild when you think about

1099
01:15:02.760 --> 01:15:09.640
like most of most of South America, all of Mexico, Southeast deal of

1100
01:15:09.640 --> 01:15:15.279
America, a good deal with America, the Pacific Islands all speak the language

1101
01:15:15.359 --> 01:15:19.800
from this one fucking country pretty well. That hasn't been about it for centuries.

1102
01:15:20.039 --> 01:15:24.640
For centuries, Spain hasn't been about
ship dog, but they were on

1103
01:15:24.640 --> 01:15:30.760
their ship. Now, English they
win because the world's first language is English

1104
01:15:30.880 --> 01:15:34.600
essentially as far as like everybody,
most people are taught to speak English if

1105
01:15:34.640 --> 01:15:38.239
you want to get ahead of life. So the Whites, the British,

1106
01:15:38.399 --> 01:15:41.279
they did win in the end,
the English one in the end, as

1107
01:15:41.319 --> 01:15:44.960
far as like you go anywhere that
it's the the reason why I could I

1108
01:15:45.039 --> 01:15:48.640
could go to Europe and and still
you know, even be like I could

1109
01:15:48.640 --> 01:15:54.039
be in Eastern Europe and still half
of the population those countries speak English and

1110
01:15:54.079 --> 01:15:57.039
not Spanish or anything else. So
like, yeah, the English did win

1111
01:15:57.079 --> 01:16:00.920
at the end, but culturally they
did not win because most people did not

1112
01:16:00.039 --> 01:16:05.600
take up their food because they didn't
have anything right. You know what the

1113
01:16:05.640 --> 01:16:15.600
British national dishes, chicken tiki masala
row, well, that is the same

1114
01:16:17.720 --> 01:16:23.159
dish they stole from somewhere else.
This is ours too, This food is

1115
01:16:23.199 --> 01:16:27.319
ours to what I mean. Let's
be real. Every time somebody recommends a

1116
01:16:27.359 --> 01:16:30.199
restaurant in England, it had nothing
to do with English ship. It's always

1117
01:16:30.199 --> 01:16:31.960
like, oh, man, you
gotta go to this Indian spy. You

1118
01:16:31.960 --> 01:16:35.560
gotta go to this Chinese takeout place. Oh you gotta. It's always something

1119
01:16:35.600 --> 01:16:38.920
like that, Oh you gotta go
to Nando's Chicken. I've never been like,

1120
01:16:38.920 --> 01:16:41.680
oh, we gotta go to this
fucking uh this English pub. Like,

1121
01:16:42.199 --> 01:16:44.159
dude, dog, I went to
an English pub. I might have

1122
01:16:44.199 --> 01:16:45.880
mentioned this on the podcast. I
went to English pub that was in a

1123
01:16:45.960 --> 01:16:49.760
Critos or Artisia, whatever somewhere.
It was in one of those cities,

1124
01:16:50.119 --> 01:16:51.680
and I was excited. I was
like, oh, I want to I

1125
01:16:51.680 --> 01:16:55.399
want to see you because the pub's
all big, there's enough people that go

1126
01:16:55.439 --> 01:16:59.319
in it, so it must be
good. Dog. It was fucking garbage.

1127
01:16:59.359 --> 01:17:00.880
I couldn't believe that. I'm like, so, I don't mind if

1128
01:17:00.920 --> 01:17:04.079
you make British cuisine, but put
some spices in it. Nah. They

1129
01:17:04.159 --> 01:17:08.600
kept creations that I went, but
I was when I was there, I

1130
01:17:08.680 --> 01:17:11.359
went to a place I forgot where
it was. I know it was in

1131
01:17:12.600 --> 01:17:15.880
It was in South London. I
think that's where mostly most of the Niggas

1132
01:17:15.880 --> 01:17:19.439
were. I was in a very
Nigga Nigga heavy area of London. It

1133
01:17:19.520 --> 01:17:25.079
was a lot of like a lot
of like Nigerians, Jamaican expatric a lot

1134
01:17:25.119 --> 01:17:28.239
of like clearly the people that got
that were like, you know, let's

1135
01:17:28.279 --> 01:17:30.640
go to London and were black people. And they all sound the same.

1136
01:17:30.720 --> 01:17:35.439
They all sound like this elbow John
Boyega. It's fucking hilarious. So I

1137
01:17:35.520 --> 01:17:40.000
went there and I was spending time
visiting my sister with my father and my

1138
01:17:40.039 --> 01:17:45.079
brothers, and I remember getting shepherd's
pie from somewhere. I never had those

1139
01:17:45.079 --> 01:17:45.560
pipe first, like what the fuck
is it? They were like, it's

1140
01:17:45.600 --> 01:17:48.720
pretty much like pie, maybe with
mashed potatoes and meat and lice, Like

1141
01:17:48.720 --> 01:17:55.800
it's pretty much a meat stew pie. It was magnificent. It was so

1142
01:17:56.199 --> 01:18:00.520
good. I was like this,
I've had this exact this sept many times

1143
01:18:00.520 --> 01:18:05.159
that it was fine. This is
so good. Granted though the people that

1144
01:18:05.239 --> 01:18:10.680
cooked it, I'm sure word ja
making, I'm sure the words to making

1145
01:18:10.720 --> 01:18:14.880
people. Yeah, that's the difference
though, Like you could if I feel

1146
01:18:15.720 --> 01:18:20.039
maybe I would have had a good
experience if it was made by people who

1147
01:18:20.199 --> 01:18:24.920
like flavor, because that was the
thing. I felt like whoever made was

1148
01:18:25.000 --> 01:18:28.359
in charge of that pub. They
really try to keep things traditional, and

1149
01:18:28.399 --> 01:18:30.239
I mean in a way that like, oh, this is a traditional English

1150
01:18:30.239 --> 01:18:35.479
recipe where they just put barely enough
salt for it to be like a kind

1151
01:18:35.520 --> 01:18:41.720
of taste that it's it's not bitter
any it's not you know, like it

1152
01:18:41.720 --> 01:18:45.079
it's not. It's it's one of
those things where you know when you put

1153
01:18:44.920 --> 01:18:47.920
you you put something. It always
tell people like why cranberry and vodka is

1154
01:18:48.000 --> 01:18:51.920
dangerous because you could put a ratio
in it to where it cancels out the

1155
01:18:53.079 --> 01:18:57.199
vodka just enough to where it's like
neutral and people can just slurp it down.

1156
01:18:57.600 --> 01:19:00.840
And I feel like people put just
enough like spice and something like salt

1157
01:19:00.359 --> 01:19:03.640
to where you can't taste the salt, but it did cancel out it being

1158
01:19:03.680 --> 01:19:09.880
too like flavorless, and to me
that's just as bad. And that's how

1159
01:19:09.920 --> 01:19:13.000
British food was to me when I
when we got I got a plate me

1160
01:19:13.079 --> 01:19:15.720
and and it was bad because you
know, this was my this was actually

1161
01:19:15.720 --> 01:19:19.880
my first date with a There was
this this bomb ass black chick that I

1162
01:19:19.880 --> 01:19:25.640
saw on tender iything or no Bumble
Bumble, and she was like it was

1163
01:19:25.640 --> 01:19:28.239
actually kind of awkward because she recognized
me. She was I was like,

1164
01:19:28.279 --> 01:19:30.359
fuck, I don't wanna. I
don't want to. She's like, I

1165
01:19:30.359 --> 01:19:32.199
think I've seen you around and stuff
like that. Whatever, we want a

1166
01:19:32.239 --> 01:19:34.880
couple of days cool and you know, and I don't know if I said

1167
01:19:34.880 --> 01:19:41.279
this before, but she stopped talking
to me because she actually there was another

1168
01:19:41.319 --> 01:19:45.880
YouTuber that she started hollering at and
it was ah, fuck goes his name

1169
01:19:45.439 --> 01:19:51.399
long Beach Griffin, Griffy griff Is
that moms. Well, I don't know.

1170
01:19:51.520 --> 01:19:54.800
I don't think it was hard,
but this was this was years ago,

1171
01:19:54.840 --> 01:19:57.199
by the way, but like it
was. I saw that she was

1172
01:19:57.239 --> 01:20:00.760
texting and I saw, like I
didn't I didn't put two and two together

1173
01:20:00.840 --> 01:20:04.560
until I saw them talking later on, like on on Instagram, and I

1174
01:20:04.600 --> 01:20:08.119
was like, I was like,
oh, that's why she stopped talking to

1175
01:20:08.159 --> 01:20:10.800
me. To be fair, she
was also very religious too, so we

1176
01:20:10.880 --> 01:20:13.880
kind of didn't have that, like
you know, that connection right there,

1177
01:20:14.319 --> 01:20:17.520
but like I can already be that. I was like, stop but I

1178
01:20:17.520 --> 01:20:20.960
could see. I was like,
yo, it was no one there,

1179
01:20:21.159 --> 01:20:27.319
bro stop, there's no one up
there. Stop. To be fair,

1180
01:20:27.399 --> 01:20:30.079
that was yet she was. She
was cool and no, no, no

1181
01:20:30.159 --> 01:20:31.960
shade and everything. But yeah,
we went at the pub. That was

1182
01:20:32.199 --> 01:20:40.359
heard stupid. No one everyone was
empty upstairs. It's just more sky,

1183
01:20:41.279 --> 01:20:45.399
It's just more Stop, dude,
did you see people? Real quick?

1184
01:20:45.439 --> 01:20:49.600
Did you see people? You know, the same type of people they were

1185
01:20:49.600 --> 01:20:55.359
complaining about. So since two thousand
and nine, trans of Visibility Day has

1186
01:20:55.439 --> 01:20:58.239
been March thirty first in two thousand
and nine. Yeah, and there's and

1187
01:20:58.279 --> 01:21:01.720
this this made me. This was
like maximum stupidity to me that people that

1188
01:21:01.800 --> 01:21:10.800
are supposedly religious and care about christian
and Christianity and the resurrection of Jesus Christ,

1189
01:21:11.039 --> 01:21:15.479
they have no idea how Easter works. And I feel like, if

1190
01:21:15.479 --> 01:21:18.640
you are somebody who claims to be
religious, that is insane. I am

1191
01:21:18.760 --> 01:21:24.079
a non religious person and I've known
like it is a very pagan thing of

1192
01:21:24.079 --> 01:21:27.880
how it works. It has nothing
to do with an actual date that's why

1193
01:21:27.920 --> 01:21:31.239
Easter falls on a different day every
fucking year. Next year it's gonna be

1194
01:21:31.279 --> 01:21:36.640
on Hitler's birthday and my mom's birthday
for twenty people don't understand how it works.

1195
01:21:36.680 --> 01:21:40.479
And I feel like they should.
If they're actually like religious and they

1196
01:21:40.479 --> 01:21:43.319
care about their beliefs and all this
stuff, they should be taught this stuff.

1197
01:21:43.840 --> 01:21:47.920
And so since this year trans Day
of Visibility and Easter fell on March

1198
01:21:47.920 --> 01:21:53.600
thirty first, all these fucking Christian
dumb ass rhydoids were freaking out and saying,

1199
01:21:53.600 --> 01:21:57.560
oh this they did this on person
purpose. This is all Joe Biden

1200
01:21:57.800 --> 01:22:01.079
acknowledged this shit, like, oh, he's disrespecting religion and God. And

1201
01:22:01.079 --> 01:22:04.840
I was like, I can't stand
all stupid people are. It's shocking.

1202
01:22:05.479 --> 01:22:10.159
It is shocking to be the stupid
not understand how you're You're the ones that's

1203
01:22:10.159 --> 01:22:13.359
supposed to be following this, don't
you If you celebrate Easter every year,

1204
01:22:13.720 --> 01:22:16.239
you would know Easter is different every
fucking year. You would know this.

1205
01:22:16.399 --> 01:22:19.640
You know, sometimes it's fucking almost
in summer, it's almost at the end

1206
01:22:19.640 --> 01:22:24.000
of spring. Sometimes at the beginning
of spring, you would notice that there's

1207
01:22:24.000 --> 01:22:27.880
no consistency because it has to do
with the fucking moon. Actually is the

1208
01:22:27.920 --> 01:22:33.520
lunar calendar. There's also which is
the fact it has to do with the

1209
01:22:33.560 --> 01:22:39.560
moon and everything changes. We are
on an axis thing change. It makes

1210
01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:41.239
Look, dude, I'm not going, let's not do all this. I

1211
01:22:41.279 --> 01:22:44.720
don't want to. I don't want
to make fu so thousands of times before.

1212
01:22:44.880 --> 01:22:47.439
But like, it just makes me
sad when people believe in things that

1213
01:22:47.479 --> 01:22:51.279
they don't know about. You know, I think that I think that faith

1214
01:22:51.840 --> 01:22:56.039
is one of the most important things
in this world. I think that people

1215
01:22:56.079 --> 01:22:59.079
think it's okay. I think it's
fine. I think I think not religious

1216
01:22:59.079 --> 01:23:01.640
faith. I think faith period.
I think people having faith in people.

1217
01:23:02.319 --> 01:23:04.880
People need to have faith. I
think people need to have it. I

1218
01:23:04.880 --> 01:23:08.479
think it helps people get day to
day. And the people that have no

1219
01:23:08.640 --> 01:23:11.079
faith, you can tell when they
have no faith. You can tell somebody

1220
01:23:11.159 --> 01:23:15.600
has no faith in anything. They
kind of exist in a very miserable state.

1221
01:23:15.359 --> 01:23:18.479
But I think religious when it comes
to religion, right. This is

1222
01:23:18.479 --> 01:23:24.680
why I don't like going to certain
things with my girlfriend because she's a she

1223
01:23:24.800 --> 01:23:30.279
is a presenting Catholic. She's not
Catholic anymore, but she's presenting Catholic.

1224
01:23:30.600 --> 01:23:33.800
Because of the fact her family is
and all this stuff. Right, if

1225
01:23:33.840 --> 01:23:39.359
you choose to be a part of
a religion, understand what you're praising.

1226
01:23:40.079 --> 01:23:43.399
Just try to understand it. That's
it would be nice. Try to understand

1227
01:23:43.399 --> 01:23:45.199
it. And if you accept,
excuse me, if you accept, you

1228
01:23:45.239 --> 01:23:50.279
accept it, that's fine. If
you don't, don't follow something blindly.

1229
01:23:50.359 --> 01:23:56.520
That's all I ever ask for anyone
following a religion blindly is a waste of

1230
01:23:56.560 --> 01:24:00.439
time, and it's disrespect to whatever
figure you're trying to follow. That's where

1231
01:24:00.479 --> 01:24:04.119
I see this. It's just just
just rude. It's just rude to go

1232
01:24:04.199 --> 01:24:09.199
to church and sit down there for
fucking three hours and and be like,

1233
01:24:09.239 --> 01:24:11.640
I don't even really believe half this
ship. Then why are you there?

1234
01:24:11.680 --> 01:24:15.840
What's the point? Why are you
being there? You know? And if

1235
01:24:15.000 --> 01:24:18.000
you're gonna be, if you're gonna
be a soldier of the Lord, then

1236
01:24:18.159 --> 01:24:25.880
you know, take the time to
know why it's Eastern technically, like good,

1237
01:24:26.039 --> 01:24:29.279
know why Good Friday exists? Know
that stuff, you know, because

1238
01:24:29.279 --> 01:24:32.520
that's it's all bullshit. Easter is
a fucking pagan holiday. It is not

1239
01:24:32.600 --> 01:24:40.039
a Christian fucking holiday at all at
all, even slightly. Do you understand

1240
01:24:40.079 --> 01:24:44.439
that the fucking year has too many
months. Why the fuck is December called

1241
01:24:44.439 --> 01:24:47.560
December? It's the twelfth month of
the fucking year. That's not how it's

1242
01:24:47.600 --> 01:24:51.159
not doesn't make any sense, it
does any Why does that make sense?

1243
01:24:51.239 --> 01:24:56.720
Why is? Why is November eleventh? And then why is October tenth?

1244
01:24:57.279 --> 01:25:00.600
Ak means eight? They're supposed to
be ten months in the year. Like

1245
01:25:00.640 --> 01:25:04.880
this, People learn these things,
Learn these things, and they'll help you

1246
01:25:04.920 --> 01:25:10.000
have an easier time just being able
to decipher information. That's all it is.

1247
01:25:10.199 --> 01:25:13.680
Yeah, it would be, it
would be. It would be the

1248
01:25:14.000 --> 01:25:16.239
only thing I would just have to
say about that is if people understood more,

1249
01:25:16.920 --> 01:25:20.760
they would, you know. Unfortunately
for them, they would be less

1250
01:25:20.800 --> 01:25:27.479
religious because once you start understanding what
it is, then you kind of back

1251
01:25:27.520 --> 01:25:30.520
away from it because it's very easy. Like you say, a lot of

1252
01:25:30.520 --> 01:25:34.039
the o pagan stuff, this is
just a lot of these things existed before

1253
01:25:34.119 --> 01:25:38.880
Christianity was even a thing. A
lot of these stories in these teachings in

1254
01:25:38.920 --> 01:25:42.880
the Bible. They start learning that, oh, these stories existed and they

1255
01:25:42.960 --> 01:25:47.000
just been repurposed. The King James
version that I usually even follow and read

1256
01:25:47.680 --> 01:25:53.279
was written by an emperor and a
fucking pope. Like it was like it

1257
01:25:53.319 --> 01:25:58.039
was like this was repackaged and made
by somebody who became religious on his deathbed.

1258
01:25:58.079 --> 01:26:00.560
I think it was Constantine. And
it's you start learning about this stuff

1259
01:26:00.560 --> 01:26:03.159
and it's like, oh, this
is I thought this was the you know,

1260
01:26:03.239 --> 01:26:08.359
the border. It starts to fall
apart when you start really want you

1261
01:26:08.399 --> 01:26:10.479
guys, could be the one that
could change everything. If you figured it

1262
01:26:10.520 --> 01:26:12.680
all out, you might be able
to be the reason why we all everybody

1263
01:26:12.720 --> 01:26:15.359
else falls in line with it.
Maybe you might be the one that might

1264
01:26:15.359 --> 01:26:18.840
be able to prove that Julie mccole's
in hands is real. Maybe you might

1265
01:26:18.880 --> 01:26:23.159
be able to do it. But
just learn, like learn something and then

1266
01:26:23.159 --> 01:26:25.479
you can figure it out, you
know, don't just have it go from

1267
01:26:25.520 --> 01:26:28.279
the Bible to be in a history
book, you know what I mean,

1268
01:26:28.399 --> 01:26:32.520
Like like this is real, actually
your stuff. Don't follow, don't follow

1269
01:26:32.560 --> 01:26:38.239
blindly blind blind following balins Eltry leads
the dangerous dude. We've seen it too

1270
01:26:38.239 --> 01:26:42.560
often, that's all I ask.
Yeah, let's gonna trup. We'll go

1271
01:26:42.600 --> 01:26:45.760
for two more questions like oh,
let's go, let's lit's okay? My

1272
01:26:45.800 --> 01:26:49.720
breath as I wish for death oh
God, I'm coming. What is the

1273
01:26:49.760 --> 01:26:56.600
closest you ever been to say inappropriate
setting? What is the closest I've ever

1274
01:26:56.640 --> 01:27:00.760
been able to be to say the
n we're in an appropriate setting. I

1275
01:27:00.840 --> 01:27:03.760
definitely called just that Jewish nigga one
time in front of my grandma. She

1276
01:27:03.800 --> 01:27:09.319
got really upset. I was like, who's that nigga? Who's that nigga?

1277
01:27:09.359 --> 01:27:12.079
That the Jewish nigga? She was
like, what do you mean that

1278
01:27:12.199 --> 01:27:18.640
Jewish nigga that died Jesus that?
She was like, it was really funny,

1279
01:27:18.680 --> 01:27:24.359
but she got so her face turned
like fucking as red as someone that's

1280
01:27:24.359 --> 01:27:27.880
a black person could be. She
got so mad at me and she was

1281
01:27:27.920 --> 01:27:30.000
like, Kingston, I don't want
to talk to right now. Stop.

1282
01:27:30.039 --> 01:27:32.119
And I was like, all right, I'm a Joe, I'm Joe's Jewish

1283
01:27:32.199 --> 01:27:35.800
nigga. I don't know said I
said anyone because the stream one time,

1284
01:27:35.840 --> 01:27:40.720
my mistake was really funny, dropped
the heart on the stream and he was

1285
01:27:40.760 --> 01:27:44.199
like, I think I've said on
the podcast a couple of times. You

1286
01:27:44.319 --> 01:27:46.560
just said it. One time.
I remember you just said on the podcast

1287
01:27:46.680 --> 01:27:53.119
one time, say that or something. I think there's been at least twice

1288
01:27:53.239 --> 01:27:56.760
I've had to like edit out or
one time I stretched it to making a

1289
01:27:56.760 --> 01:27:59.880
different word, but it was clearly
that one word. You said it edward

1290
01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:03.520
first and then you tried to transform
it like that. You were like,

1291
01:28:03.520 --> 01:28:06.720
I don't remember, I don't have
to, I don't have to go back

1292
01:28:06.720 --> 01:28:12.560
and listen. But only in those
settings. In the real world, you

1293
01:28:12.560 --> 01:28:15.800
know, I know what I'm talking
to, uh, when I'm talking and

1294
01:28:16.279 --> 01:28:21.680
yeah, so yeah, it's so
it's just like that we're in the setting

1295
01:28:21.680 --> 01:28:25.560
of the podcast. I was that
was really it just not wanting to do

1296
01:28:25.640 --> 01:28:30.600
it because even though technically, even
when it comes to hard R, I

1297
01:28:30.640 --> 01:28:35.520
think it would be okay and within
the because there are black faces on it,

1298
01:28:35.600 --> 01:28:39.840
I think it would be acceptable.
I think even if it did get

1299
01:28:39.840 --> 01:28:43.800
flagged, I think we would be
able to The algorithm does is funny.

1300
01:28:43.800 --> 01:28:47.319
The algorithm. The algorithm does recognize
skin, which is hilarious. Uh.

1301
01:28:47.359 --> 01:28:50.439
The the algorithm recognizes a lot of
stuff that people don't think about, which

1302
01:28:50.479 --> 01:28:55.640
is kind of creepy. But like
so it does try to cross reference the

1303
01:28:55.840 --> 01:28:59.560
N word being said versus who's saying
it, which is kind of funny.

1304
01:29:00.079 --> 01:29:02.359
But yeah, it's just like,
can it can read words on the screen,

1305
01:29:02.840 --> 01:29:08.520
which is actually worse for the algorithm
for monetization. Having bad words on

1306
01:29:08.520 --> 01:29:12.039
the screen versus saying them is worse. It's stupid, it's dumb bullshit that

1307
01:29:12.119 --> 01:29:15.600
I hate, and even pay attention
to it would be cool. I would

1308
01:29:15.640 --> 01:29:20.680
love to just it just back in
the day, man you were it was

1309
01:29:20.720 --> 01:29:26.079
able to be. I don't want
any sensors, I really don't. I

1310
01:29:26.199 --> 01:29:30.760
prefer to just even for us to
just the occasional hard ar is said for

1311
01:29:30.960 --> 01:29:33.600
some type of joke or whatever,
and everybody's mature enough to be able to

1312
01:29:33.600 --> 01:29:36.800
just handle it. But it was
like this back in the day, But

1313
01:29:38.039 --> 01:29:43.439
now people were all adhering to an
algorithm to where people aren't even saying sexual

1314
01:29:43.439 --> 01:29:46.359
assault anymore. They're saying essay or
something and shit like that, where I

1315
01:29:46.520 --> 01:29:51.239
just I I personally, I fucking
hate. I hate that we're acting like

1316
01:29:51.359 --> 01:29:56.039
children now, like oh, essay
and this, I'm like, nig can

1317
01:29:56.119 --> 01:29:59.359
just say rape, they got raped. You're so worried about your money,

1318
01:29:59.760 --> 01:30:02.560
don't talk about this stuff anymore then, Like if you're because you're not taking

1319
01:30:02.560 --> 01:30:04.880
this series, they're not taking this
shit seriously. I feel like that's a

1320
01:30:04.920 --> 01:30:08.399
fucking mockt. I think it's crazy
that you can't. I don't know like

1321
01:30:08.479 --> 01:30:13.279
I think. I think it's it's
I mean, I'm in the middle.

1322
01:30:13.319 --> 01:30:16.640
I'm so in the middle about words, man. Like I I exist in

1323
01:30:16.680 --> 01:30:21.840
a place where I have had very
derogatory language for a long time. I've

1324
01:30:21.880 --> 01:30:26.880
always been speaking very derogatorily. But
I understand that some people get offended by

1325
01:30:26.880 --> 01:30:30.560
words and say some words are triggers
for other people. So I do watch

1326
01:30:30.600 --> 01:30:33.319
what I say in public. Obviously, situations, you know, you know

1327
01:30:33.359 --> 01:30:38.279
who you're around, Obviously you speak, you speak accordingly, and me and

1328
01:30:38.359 --> 01:30:41.600
you being two negroes, we have
to know how to speak accordingly based on

1329
01:30:41.600 --> 01:30:45.319
where we are. You know,
we can't we can't throw we can't throw

1330
01:30:45.439 --> 01:30:48.439
all ours at people that are at
a job interview. I'm not gonna bays

1331
01:30:48.479 --> 01:30:51.880
pop my niggas guys. Uh yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna I'm

1332
01:30:51.920 --> 01:30:55.039
not gonna walk up like that.
I'm gonna be like, hey, hello,

1333
01:30:55.119 --> 01:30:57.119
I'm king so nice to meet you, blah blah blah. I'm gonna

1334
01:30:57.119 --> 01:31:01.399
put on my most punctual accent to
be able to get the situation. But

1335
01:31:01.560 --> 01:31:06.520
what happens is when it comes to
like words that offend people, very few

1336
01:31:06.680 --> 01:31:12.560
things offend me, and I think
they should. I think when it comes

1337
01:31:12.640 --> 01:31:16.880
to especially academics and like when it
comes to like very serious things in politics,

1338
01:31:18.359 --> 01:31:23.199
I think every word needs to be
used, but I think they need

1339
01:31:23.319 --> 01:31:27.560
to be used in a man that
condemns the derogatory use of them at the

1340
01:31:27.600 --> 01:31:30.199
same time. If that makes any
sense, Yeah, Look, no one

1341
01:31:30.239 --> 01:31:35.840
has to tolerate like derogatory things you
use used derogatorily, I think it will

1342
01:31:35.840 --> 01:31:39.399
you. Also, I think it's
really important to know what you're listening to

1343
01:31:40.279 --> 01:31:42.199
in a way that For example,
let me give you a great example.

1344
01:31:42.279 --> 01:31:45.960
Last night, when I was driving
home, I put on the podcast Come

1345
01:31:45.039 --> 01:31:49.279
Town, just to like finish up
the drive, and there was it landed

1346
01:31:49.359 --> 01:31:55.239
on a segment that I just didn't
want to hear because the host, Nick

1347
01:31:55.319 --> 01:32:00.800
Mullen kept playing a sound effect of
a woman falling from like a building and

1348
01:32:00.039 --> 01:32:04.920
splattering all over the place, and
he played it really sound effect. Yeah,

1349
01:32:05.000 --> 01:32:10.079
and he played the real sound effects. So now I know exactly because

1350
01:32:10.079 --> 01:32:13.079
people are recording it. I don't
know the context because I just clicked on

1351
01:32:13.159 --> 01:32:16.560
it. It's a radio station.
It's sixty nine point nine the bus on

1352
01:32:16.760 --> 01:32:20.840
YouTube. It's a live it's always
playing Come Town. So I just clicked

1353
01:32:20.840 --> 01:32:24.159
onto to see what. I just
wanted, some comedy to finish up the

1354
01:32:24.239 --> 01:32:27.279
drive. Maybe laughing would get my
blood pressure up, so I've come tired.

1355
01:32:27.800 --> 01:32:30.640
And then it was on a segment
that they just kept playing it over

1356
01:32:30.720 --> 01:32:31.520
and over, and then he showed
one of the other hosts the video.

1357
01:32:31.560 --> 01:32:33.840
You can't see, it's just audio, but he's freaking out, like,

1358
01:32:33.920 --> 01:32:36.800
oh my god. I click off
of it because I'm like, I don't

1359
01:32:36.800 --> 01:32:42.960
want to listen to this right now. And instead of riding them, commenting,

1360
01:32:43.079 --> 01:32:45.199
emailing them saying hey, could you
not do this? I just clicked

1361
01:32:45.239 --> 01:32:48.960
off it and I'm gonna listen to
them another time. That particular episode not

1362
01:32:49.159 --> 01:32:53.399
for me, and I feel like
people should be mature enough to do that

1363
01:32:53.560 --> 01:32:56.279
too, to be like, I
don't like this now, to be fair,

1364
01:32:56.680 --> 01:32:59.720
if that's what it turned into,
if it's all of their content now,

1365
01:33:00.279 --> 01:33:03.960
then unfortunately, you're gonna drop that
shit. I've done that so many

1366
01:33:04.039 --> 01:33:08.960
times, where I've stopped listening to
people, stop consuming certain type of content

1367
01:33:08.960 --> 01:33:11.760
because it's just not for me anymore. And instead of being like you need

1368
01:33:11.800 --> 01:33:15.399
to cater to me, I'm just
like, well it was fun while it

1369
01:33:15.479 --> 01:33:17.720
lasted. That's essentially how I take
it. And so I feel like a

1370
01:33:17.760 --> 01:33:21.760
lot of people that want people to
nerf their language or do this, this

1371
01:33:21.960 --> 01:33:26.439
or that, I feel like,
just really try to be mature about it

1372
01:33:26.600 --> 01:33:30.399
and be hey, if they keep
doing this thing that I don't like,

1373
01:33:30.479 --> 01:33:31.199
then I'd be like, bro,
I just don't think it's for you,

1374
01:33:31.600 --> 01:33:35.479
and it's an unfortunate thing, but
it's just real shit, and really there's

1375
01:33:35.720 --> 01:33:41.520
too much content anyway. You can
never you can't consume everything, so you

1376
01:33:41.560 --> 01:33:44.359
can find another thing that becomes your
go to thing. I mean really,

1377
01:33:44.920 --> 01:33:48.000
and I know it's not a satisfactory
answer to everybody, but I've done so

1378
01:33:48.159 --> 01:33:51.079
much that has happened to me so
many times. I mean, even Come

1379
01:33:51.159 --> 01:33:55.760
Town, for example, it's gone, it's not a podcast anymore. One

1380
01:33:55.800 --> 01:33:58.000
of the guys left, and then
they start doing another show and the other

1381
01:33:58.039 --> 01:34:01.319
show sucks. Compared to Come Town, for example, the Adam Friedland show

1382
01:34:01.319 --> 01:34:06.640
would have turned into it's boring as
fuck to me. And instead of complaining

1383
01:34:06.840 --> 01:34:10.960
like, oh you guys, you
guys should talk about more fucked up stuff,

1384
01:34:11.000 --> 01:34:13.520
I love when you would do all
the gay stuff and all the gay

1385
01:34:13.600 --> 01:34:15.680
jokes, and like, I'm just
like, eh, you know, I'll

1386
01:34:15.760 --> 01:34:18.000
listen casually every once in a while, but it's not for me anymore.

1387
01:34:18.800 --> 01:34:20.920
And that's all. I feel like
we would just get along better. People

1388
01:34:20.920 --> 01:34:25.039
would get along better, and you
know, like say, and I'm not

1389
01:34:25.159 --> 01:34:28.600
saying like I I hear you for
the people that will do like reaching out,

1390
01:34:28.600 --> 01:34:30.239
I'm not trying to specifically shit on
you. I'm just saying you'll have

1391
01:34:30.319 --> 01:34:38.000
a better result than trying to change
people. Show right then then just like

1392
01:34:38.159 --> 01:34:42.640
kind of doing the the real boycott
thing of like I'm kind of I'm done

1393
01:34:42.640 --> 01:34:45.479
with this. This is just not
for me. Yeah, stop being gay.

1394
01:34:46.279 --> 01:34:53.680
I mean yeah, yeah, long
story short, stop being it's not

1395
01:34:53.960 --> 01:35:01.079
being gay. Chose to stop being
gay? You knows, fucked up.

1396
01:35:01.920 --> 01:35:04.359
If that were possible, that would
be true, though. It would be

1397
01:35:04.479 --> 01:35:08.119
like if you could just be like, I'm not gay no more, and

1398
01:35:08.479 --> 01:35:12.199
then people would just stop, just
stop being gay. Life would be so

1399
01:35:12.359 --> 01:35:15.680
much cooler. Bro, just stop
being gay. I'm warning you, dude,

1400
01:35:15.800 --> 01:35:19.720
I'm not gonna tell you again.
Stop. I'm not gonna tell you.

1401
01:35:20.039 --> 01:35:25.119
Oh my gosh, that's like a
dad fucking whipping their son. I'm

1402
01:35:25.119 --> 01:35:33.039
not gonna tell you again stop putting
on your mom shoes. I'm so sorry

1403
01:35:33.079 --> 01:35:36.119
for anyone that's ever endored something like
that. That's so terrible. You deserve

1404
01:35:36.159 --> 01:35:39.000
to live the life the way you
want to live. But also, like

1405
01:35:39.119 --> 01:35:42.279
if you stop, that would stop, you know, like let's be let's

1406
01:35:42.279 --> 01:35:45.720
be very honest here, okay,
but also but like if you stop,

1407
01:35:46.079 --> 01:35:49.840
that would stop. I'm just saying, like, oh man, it's cause

1408
01:35:49.920 --> 01:35:54.840
and effect for a reason. All
right, bro, I love dark humor

1409
01:35:54.920 --> 01:35:57.479
so much. Dude, all right, we know we got one more.

1410
01:35:57.520 --> 01:35:59.960
We got one more. Okay,
Okay, let's go, let's head.

1411
01:36:00.800 --> 01:36:04.840
We got ki hey by elect bisexual
related mistakes, I'm the first time,

1412
01:36:04.960 --> 01:36:10.079
question, asked her longtime listener.
Since you guys had the one with Gabby,

1413
01:36:10.399 --> 01:36:12.479
bring her back, by the way, we will definitely bring Gabby back

1414
01:36:12.479 --> 01:36:15.239
on the podcast. Better bring back
anyways. In high school, I made

1415
01:36:15.239 --> 01:36:19.479
out with the girl for about a
solid thirty minutes. When I got home,

1416
01:36:19.600 --> 01:36:26.119
she told me she was extremely gay. If you could change the sexual

1417
01:36:26.159 --> 01:36:30.359
orientation of anyone, who would it
be? If I can make one person

1418
01:36:30.479 --> 01:36:35.880
who is a gay not gay?
Hold on a second, hold on Yeah,

1419
01:36:35.920 --> 01:36:40.319
he's that I read it, read
it right. Yeah, But that

1420
01:36:40.560 --> 01:36:44.840
means so there's a lot to unpack
with that. What happened says that I've

1421
01:36:45.079 --> 01:36:49.119
I've definitely slept with girls that are
that were air quotes lesbian. They were

1422
01:36:49.840 --> 01:36:53.680
lesbian, but I slept with them. And I'm like, sure, I

1423
01:36:53.880 --> 01:37:00.640
slept with bisexual women that preferred women
more than guys, And it was it

1424
01:37:00.760 --> 01:37:04.800
was kind of obvious in a sense
that like say, you can tell when

1425
01:37:04.840 --> 01:37:10.479
somebody's kind of trying to experiment or
see and whatever, and then sometimes maybe

1426
01:37:10.520 --> 01:37:13.600
you're even the catalyst to them to
be for sure they're like, nah,

1427
01:37:13.600 --> 01:37:18.159
I definitely like women more than your
ass. But that's what I'm wondering,

1428
01:37:18.319 --> 01:37:23.960
is that what happened in this situation, is this a bisexual woman that kind

1429
01:37:24.000 --> 01:37:27.399
of figured it out that, you
know, from making out with you for

1430
01:37:27.520 --> 01:37:32.800
thirty fucking minutes, I think I
prefer women more because obviously she would have

1431
01:37:32.920 --> 01:37:38.319
to have been interested in dudes to
even make out with a guy for thirty

1432
01:37:38.399 --> 01:37:44.119
minutes, right to even get to
that, to even get to there thirty

1433
01:37:44.159 --> 01:37:46.640
minutes, bro, I mean,
she's probably trying to figure out what she

1434
01:37:46.840 --> 01:37:54.399
wanted that that's what I'm saying,
especially thirty minutes, you're just there.

1435
01:37:54.479 --> 01:37:58.039
You're just there. You know you
were there. She maybe thought she was

1436
01:37:58.079 --> 01:38:00.319
liking you, she had some sort
of connection, but then like sure,

1437
01:38:00.399 --> 01:38:04.439
but here's also a fucked up thing. If she had made out with somebody

1438
01:38:04.520 --> 01:38:11.359
else to other side, that's yeah, see so now you get now might

1439
01:38:11.439 --> 01:38:14.399
even fuck with your head. It
makes it makes you think you like me?

1440
01:38:14.760 --> 01:38:16.640
Did I do that? Is it
me? Because this here's the real

1441
01:38:16.760 --> 01:38:25.079
thing. Sometimes it is Sometimes it
is brois you know, yeah, you

1442
01:38:25.159 --> 01:38:28.479
didn't do anything wrong, you didn't
do anything wrong. But sometimes it's just

1443
01:38:28.600 --> 01:38:30.640
like you were the catalyst for something
to happen. Doesn't mean you did anything

1444
01:38:30.680 --> 01:38:34.359
wrong. It could also just mean
like say, look it maybe like say,

1445
01:38:34.439 --> 01:38:38.600
sometimes you know, I've I have
a lot of I have a lot

1446
01:38:38.640 --> 01:38:44.239
of sexual experience. Sometimes my my
sexual prowess was not the right kind of

1447
01:38:44.800 --> 01:38:47.640
uh thing for somebody else, like
sometimes maybe they expected like a monster or

1448
01:38:48.039 --> 01:38:55.199
I remember I was with this one
chick that loved being degraded like a speech

1449
01:38:55.479 --> 01:38:58.800
verbally, that's not my thing.
I'm not. I don't, I can't

1450
01:38:58.880 --> 01:39:00.720
do it. I've tried, I
don't. It's not real to me,

1451
01:39:00.800 --> 01:39:03.840
it doesn't feel real, doesn't turn
me on to do to call a chick

1452
01:39:03.880 --> 01:39:06.359
a slut and a whore and all
this stuff unless I'm joking around. Like

1453
01:39:06.640 --> 01:39:09.439
me and my wife talk a lot
of shit to each other and it's all

1454
01:39:09.520 --> 01:39:11.880
good. But like say, in
the bedroom, if I'm like you dirty

1455
01:39:11.880 --> 01:39:15.399
ass slut, you ski like all
this crazy shit, I personally don't like

1456
01:39:15.520 --> 01:39:18.479
doing it. And this one girl
she liked the dirty, crazy stuff and

1457
01:39:18.600 --> 01:39:23.520
like, so we're completely sexually incompatible. It's not my I didn't do anything

1458
01:39:23.560 --> 01:39:27.079
wrong. We just that's just not
what she was looking for. So in

1459
01:39:27.239 --> 01:39:30.000
that way, you might have,
you know, had some type of flavor

1460
01:39:30.439 --> 01:39:34.560
or something that she just didn't really
into and that could have been like she

1461
01:39:34.640 --> 01:39:39.359
could be like, oh, well, I'm definitely just full on gay and

1462
01:39:39.680 --> 01:39:42.560
uh she or it could have just
been anyone like it literally could have been

1463
01:39:42.600 --> 01:39:45.680
any guy right that like, and
it would have been the same result.

1464
01:39:45.159 --> 01:39:48.159
So as long as you're content with
it, I think that's all that matters.

1465
01:39:48.239 --> 01:39:54.039
Like you're like that, I think
less day. I think at the

1466
01:39:54.119 --> 01:39:57.560
end of the day, if you
were, I think at the end of

1467
01:39:57.600 --> 01:40:01.479
the day, I think I think, after after hearing all the information given.

1468
01:40:02.000 --> 01:40:05.399
I think if you were a bit
less, if you if you weren't

1469
01:40:05.479 --> 01:40:13.880
such a gay assures the gay ass
gay bo. I'm sorry, dude,

1470
01:40:14.079 --> 01:40:16.920
Look man, it happens. Dude, it happens. Man. Can I

1471
01:40:17.079 --> 01:40:20.920
look? So you asked us in
particularly, the person asked us, if

1472
01:40:20.960 --> 01:40:25.439
we can change the orientations of one
person, who would it be. I'm

1473
01:40:25.439 --> 01:40:29.159
trying to think of one celebrity that
I know is gay that I would wishing

1474
01:40:29.239 --> 01:40:32.520
them to be a straight person.
They're so hot and I don't know anymore.

1475
01:40:35.840 --> 01:40:39.279
Yeah, who who is gay?
Then I'm like, damn, why

1476
01:40:39.319 --> 01:40:43.600
are they gay? That's upsetting.
I'm trying to think, like what a

1477
01:40:43.680 --> 01:40:51.520
waste? A waste? This is
not a waste, like like dang,

1478
01:40:51.640 --> 01:40:58.640
unfortunate, not at so disrespectful.
Uh. I love it. I love

1479
01:40:58.720 --> 01:41:02.640
it. The funny thing is I
more I think about this more in it's

1480
01:41:02.720 --> 01:41:05.720
more video games. Then I'm trying
to think in real life, Like there's

1481
01:41:05.760 --> 01:41:11.199
there's lesbian characters and I'm like,
oh, what is this freaking what's your

1482
01:41:11.279 --> 01:41:15.119
name? Pretty much the angel and
the freaking what you call the cleric from

1483
01:41:15.159 --> 01:41:19.039
Balder's Gate. Dude, I'm like, come on, dude, Night Song

1484
01:41:19.159 --> 01:41:21.800
is back. I'm trying to get
I'm trying to have a three night song

1485
01:41:21.880 --> 01:41:26.199
in Carlac Bro. I'm trying to
trying to show one of those bro like,

1486
01:41:26.319 --> 01:41:29.760
let's see, That's what I'm saying. Like there's some lesbians in some

1487
01:41:29.880 --> 01:41:33.640
games that I'm like, what is
this ship? Bro? Judy and freaking

1488
01:41:33.720 --> 01:41:40.359
Flabberpunk and so much because Judy and
you are one hundred of tracking to one

1489
01:41:40.359 --> 01:41:43.479
another and then you guys can't if
you're not a girl, And I'm like,

1490
01:41:43.560 --> 01:41:46.319
come on, dude, I just
feel like, honestly, I don't

1491
01:41:46.439 --> 01:41:50.840
like the realism. I want what
do they call it? When you're what's

1492
01:41:50.880 --> 01:41:55.159
the there's a term for it,
when when you're damn it? What is

1493
01:41:55.199 --> 01:42:01.000
it? It's when you when every
every character is attracted to everyone because it's

1494
01:42:01.079 --> 01:42:05.399
a something. It is a term, it is a term. It's called

1495
01:42:05.479 --> 01:42:09.479
something. It's like a gamer sexual. I can't there's a term for it.

1496
01:42:10.000 --> 01:42:12.520
There's a term where it's like people
call it, but they use it

1497
01:42:12.600 --> 01:42:15.840
kind of derogatory because it's like lazy
writing. They're saying. Anyone is like

1498
01:42:15.960 --> 01:42:18.920
say what, no matter if you're
a guy or girl, they will they

1499
01:42:18.960 --> 01:42:23.880
can you can romance them and they
use it in a lazy and I say,

1500
01:42:24.039 --> 01:42:27.560
I like that. I like it
that if you're playing an RPG,

1501
01:42:27.640 --> 01:42:30.760
I think that's a fun thing to
have. Yeah, it is lazy,

1502
01:42:30.960 --> 01:42:32.840
but I don't I'm fine with lazy. I don't need them to be.

1503
01:42:32.960 --> 01:42:35.920
I don't know. It's just like
a Mass Effect three they introduced a gay

1504
01:42:36.039 --> 01:42:39.880
character and I'm like, yeah,
but what if I'm fim sheep and want

1505
01:42:39.920 --> 01:42:42.119
to pipe that dude? Like,
now, what's not even gonna happen?

1506
01:42:42.880 --> 01:42:46.359
J'sus gay shit? Like it's just
like so to me, I'm like,

1507
01:42:46.560 --> 01:42:50.479
in every RPG, I want to
romance everyone from every different type of lens.

1508
01:42:50.520 --> 01:42:55.479
And then sometimes I've said this on
the before and for new listeners,

1509
01:42:56.199 --> 01:43:00.279
just know you don't get to touch
Tally Zora. So when fucking Garris for

1510
01:43:00.439 --> 01:43:04.840
carrying spoilers if you haven't played Mass
Effect or three or anything since the year

1511
01:43:06.000 --> 01:43:12.439
whatever, But Garris in Mass Effect
three gets with Tally if you don't romance

1512
01:43:12.479 --> 01:43:15.199
Tally. And when the one time, you know, when I wanted to

1513
01:43:15.279 --> 01:43:18.000
romance different people, not the one
time, But I was like, all

1514
01:43:18.119 --> 01:43:25.119
right, I ain't Garris ain't getting
with Tally. So I made sure Garris

1515
01:43:25.279 --> 01:43:31.960
died in massffect too. I made
so then Tally could just be single because

1516
01:43:33.199 --> 01:43:38.920
only SCHEPPERD can be with Tally,
and so that's just how it is.

1517
01:43:39.039 --> 01:43:42.880
So if I wasn't with Tally,
no no, no, we're not gonna

1518
01:43:42.960 --> 01:43:49.359
We're not gonna skim past this.
Garris is literally your best friend in that

1519
01:43:49.840 --> 01:43:55.920
series. But I didn't kill him. The fact that you set him up

1520
01:43:56.239 --> 01:44:02.399
to dosh just his suicide mission took
kim let him. You let him go

1521
01:44:02.560 --> 01:44:06.319
on the suicide mission, and I
did. So what I did was,

1522
01:44:06.600 --> 01:44:09.600
you know, I said, spoilers. If you haven't played this, fuck

1523
01:44:09.640 --> 01:44:12.560
you if you haven't played at this
point, I didn't do the loyalty mission.

1524
01:44:12.720 --> 01:44:15.079
There are things you need to do. If you really want to save

1525
01:44:15.159 --> 01:44:17.079
somebody, you make sure you do
the loyalty missions, and you make sure

1526
01:44:17.119 --> 01:44:18.880
you fix up your ship, and
then you should be good to go.

1527
01:44:19.000 --> 01:44:23.000
For the most part, I just
made sure I didn't do his loyalty mission,

1528
01:44:23.039 --> 01:44:26.039
and I made sure I put him
in a vulnerable part of the mission

1529
01:44:26.720 --> 01:44:30.119
and he got got And so look
at it wasn't my first, my first

1530
01:44:30.239 --> 01:44:34.319
or second play through, because my
my first play through, obviously, I

1531
01:44:34.720 --> 01:44:38.439
romance Tally. The second one,
I want to try someone else, and

1532
01:44:38.479 --> 01:44:41.840
then I saw that, like,
oh Tally got with Garris, and I'm

1533
01:44:41.880 --> 01:44:45.920
like no, no, no.
And then so my third playthrough, you

1534
01:44:45.960 --> 01:44:48.199
know, going all the way through
it, I made sure Garris didn't make

1535
01:44:48.279 --> 01:44:53.199
it. Tally was alone but happy
ges she wouldn't you know, because she

1536
01:44:53.239 --> 01:44:56.479
didn't. She never got the opportunity
to get with Garris because Tally she has

1537
01:44:56.560 --> 01:45:00.960
this romance. So her favorite like
video is U is a rod match between

1538
01:45:00.960 --> 01:45:02.960
a Korean and and a Trurian.
It's like some it's like some movie or

1539
01:45:03.000 --> 01:45:06.600
whatever. So like she that's how
they got together. But I made sure

1540
01:45:06.600 --> 01:45:15.199
it didn't happen because your asshole or
is shepherd an asshole? Your shepherd?

1541
01:45:15.720 --> 01:45:23.560
Fucking ty? Just me? Or
is it is it am either killer or

1542
01:45:23.680 --> 01:45:26.319
is the gun the killer? Like
what the fuck? It's you, it's

1543
01:45:26.399 --> 01:45:34.199
your willing see, But that's not
games are fantastic. After finally finishing all

1544
01:45:34.279 --> 01:45:40.479
three, those games are fantastic.
Threes hiccup towards the end. It's a

1545
01:45:40.560 --> 01:45:44.199
bit of hiccup towards the end,
but there's so much good build up up

1546
01:45:44.279 --> 01:45:46.800
until that moment, and it's like, oh yeah, it's a little weird,

1547
01:45:46.920 --> 01:45:53.680
but then it's it's it is confirmed, what's what's cannon? It is,

1548
01:45:53.800 --> 01:45:56.479
it is, it is, So
at this point it's not as weird

1549
01:45:56.520 --> 01:46:00.079
as more other than say, every
other choice in the canonical one is just

1550
01:46:00.159 --> 01:46:06.399
some fantasy bullshit. And then there
is one choice again spoiler. Shepherd obviously

1551
01:46:06.720 --> 01:46:14.279
survives until then because they're making another
fucking mass effect and apparently Liara is looking

1552
01:46:14.399 --> 01:46:18.079
for Shepherd because they showed a little
thing of that, like she finds a

1553
01:46:18.119 --> 01:46:21.359
piece of armor and they're so all
they've done is hint that, like,

1554
01:46:21.520 --> 01:46:28.039
oh yeah, the fourth one.
Yeah. I personally hate that there is

1555
01:46:28.159 --> 01:46:31.640
so much lore that they can focus
on. They could do prequels. I

1556
01:46:31.800 --> 01:46:38.880
keep saying the first war that they
have, there's the First Contact warout No,

1557
01:46:39.119 --> 01:46:42.640
it's not the Reapers, it's they
they discover the first species that they

1558
01:46:42.800 --> 01:46:45.640
discover, the Turians, the humans, and so it's called the First Contact

1559
01:46:45.680 --> 01:46:50.520
War and they have a war with
the Turians and where Admiral Anderson or Captain

1560
01:46:50.520 --> 01:46:56.000
Anderson is very important in that war. And I feel like they can make

1561
01:46:56.880 --> 01:47:00.399
a complete game versus that where you
get to play with Captain Anderson, like

1562
01:47:00.520 --> 01:47:05.760
you get to be another important soldier
in that war and Captain Anderson, I

1563
01:47:05.800 --> 01:47:10.880
mean you get to fight, but
you also you fought them when they were

1564
01:47:10.960 --> 01:47:14.000
being you know, infected by the
reapers and they become marauders and all this

1565
01:47:14.079 --> 01:47:17.840
other ship. Why don't you those
notarians, any of them ros I would

1566
01:47:17.880 --> 01:47:23.560
look at man. I played Battlefield
five recently because I never like played any

1567
01:47:23.600 --> 01:47:27.039
of the other ones. I played
one and two and a little bit of

1568
01:47:27.119 --> 01:47:31.680
three, and so I played battlefil
one and five and Battlefield five was cool

1569
01:47:31.680 --> 01:47:35.600
because one of the missions at the
very end, you got to be a

1570
01:47:35.720 --> 01:47:41.760
tiger tank that starts really realizing how
fucked up, uh, the German side

1571
01:47:41.760 --> 01:47:45.039
of the war is your side?
And and also you're just killing the shit

1572
01:47:45.079 --> 01:47:48.399
out of Americans and it was crazy
because you never do that in army games.

1573
01:47:48.880 --> 01:47:54.680
So and then I am blasting the
fuck out of Americans and it's crazy

1574
01:47:54.720 --> 01:47:58.000
hearing them say, because all you
do is hear foreign languages and people dying

1575
01:47:58.039 --> 01:48:01.079
and screaming this. You're hearing like
flight position and hearing like get them in,

1576
01:48:01.199 --> 01:48:05.399
like I'm hearing American English, and
then them getting blown up and screaming.

1577
01:48:05.439 --> 01:48:09.239
I'm like, I've never done this
before. It's crazy. But it

1578
01:48:09.359 --> 01:48:13.479
was cool, like being like because
you got to think about it from another

1579
01:48:13.920 --> 01:48:18.560
like perspective. Imagine you're a German
ass motherfucker fucking uh, you're playing Battlefield.

1580
01:48:18.800 --> 01:48:24.399
Every World War two game you play
is just your people getting absolutely destroyed.

1581
01:48:24.479 --> 01:48:29.159
Now for they were Nazis. But
you know what I'm saying, Look,

1582
01:48:30.560 --> 01:48:34.960
I got to be fucking French niggas
like I got to do. It

1583
01:48:35.079 --> 01:48:38.760
was cool. I gotta say battleflel
Fight was actually pretty cool, like with

1584
01:48:38.840 --> 01:48:41.760
the missions, because you gotta be
the the you gotta be a mission.

1585
01:48:41.800 --> 01:48:45.960
You gotta be French niggas that were
obviously dead a lot and then they were

1586
01:48:45.079 --> 01:48:49.119
forgotten because they're black. So it
was kind of cool doing like I actually

1587
01:48:49.680 --> 01:48:55.000
really appreciated what they're trying to do. And and it kind of got swept

1588
01:48:55.079 --> 01:48:59.640
up in a lot of people screaming
about diversity, this, this and that,

1589
01:49:00.000 --> 01:49:05.079
and so I never played Battlefield,
and people gas lit me and saying

1590
01:49:05.199 --> 01:49:09.520
Battlefield was is way more about realism
and this, this and that and they're

1591
01:49:09.560 --> 01:49:12.680
doing too much. And all I
said was, I don't play those games.

1592
01:49:13.199 --> 01:49:16.479
Maybe I understand what you're coming from
personally. I don't play video games

1593
01:49:16.520 --> 01:49:19.880
for realism. So I don't even
give a fuck, Like I've always thought

1594
01:49:19.920 --> 01:49:25.720
that's the great nigga. I play
NBA two K and I do the dumbest

1595
01:49:25.720 --> 01:49:29.479
ship. I'm not trying to play
real simulated basketball. I'm trying to be

1596
01:49:29.800 --> 01:49:33.399
perfect and run up the score three
hundred to five or something like. I'm

1597
01:49:33.439 --> 01:49:35.920
trying to try to run up the
score like a little crazy. If I

1598
01:49:36.000 --> 01:49:40.760
want to reality, I'd read a
book. Yeah, I'd read. I'll

1599
01:49:40.760 --> 01:49:44.520
go play sports. I would go
join the fucking army. I ain't trying

1600
01:49:44.560 --> 01:49:45.920
to do some real ship. I'm
trying to get shot up and then I

1601
01:49:46.000 --> 01:49:51.760
just get a pack and I'm fine. Now it's super boring. So I

1602
01:49:51.960 --> 01:49:55.119
liked I like the fantasy. It
was fun as fuck I played it.

1603
01:49:55.239 --> 01:49:59.880
I feel like people were retarded.
I gotta hated that era. Everybody's complained

1604
01:50:00.119 --> 01:50:03.119
fucking everything. Just call me about
fucking everything. Stupid, fucking all right,

1605
01:50:03.199 --> 01:50:10.079
let's go. Thank you for tuning
into this episode of the of the

1606
01:50:10.159 --> 01:50:14.119
Snart Tank Minus Chris. Hopefully Chris
is resurrected for the next episode. We'll

1607
01:50:14.239 --> 01:50:17.439
figure out uh where and what he's
doing, but uh yes, tune into

1608
01:50:17.479 --> 01:50:21.279
the podcast. We appreciate it and
we'll see you guys on on the next

1609
01:50:21.359 --> 01:50:30.840
episode of uh Before You Buy Niggas. Wait wait, wait, wait,

1610
01:50:31.760 --> 01:50:40.399
we're gonna have yeah, the ghost
of uh uh, Chris Raygun's past or

1611
01:50:40.439 --> 01:50:45.000
whatever. He's gonna read the the
the credits, all right, so you're

1612
01:50:45.000 --> 01:50:50.039
gonna get ghosts. You're gonna get
ghosts Chris and three A three two one.

1613
01:50:51.000 --> 01:50:56.159
So it turns out Chris Raygun is
still dead and he didn't resurrect,

1614
01:50:56.239 --> 01:51:01.199
so I am actually gonna read the
names. So here we go. Sweetey's

1615
01:51:01.279 --> 01:51:05.800
taste buds were ruined by fermented dick
cheese. That's disgusting, guys. I

1616
01:51:05.920 --> 01:51:14.199
think the recording stopped, like for
Raging Cancer, Miguel o'haro's trans mask pussy

1617
01:51:14.359 --> 01:51:18.680
killing Big Ounce. Okay, I'm
not pitching you, guys. You guys

1618
01:51:18.800 --> 01:51:27.840
songs. I'm speaking my heart the
end, my guy. Okay, wait,

1619
01:51:27.920 --> 01:51:30.000
I spec the end my end guy? Okay, gotcha? Yeah,

1620
01:51:30.079 --> 01:51:33.239
excuse me, No, I'm I
actually I'm on your side with that.

1621
01:51:33.840 --> 01:51:42.359
I'm more of the like I think
people enjoyed the guessing thing, and it's

1622
01:51:42.479 --> 01:51:45.479
like, I'm not gonna say anything. I want you guys personally. I

1623
01:51:45.600 --> 01:51:50.319
want you guys to to put more
gay stuff in the credits. And but

1624
01:51:50.439 --> 01:51:55.479
I do want you to put the
the title of what it is, because

1625
01:51:55.840 --> 01:52:00.359
I understand the whole fun and the
mystery of guessing. But a lot of

1626
01:52:00.399 --> 01:52:03.880
times it is hard to guess what
it is if it isn't extremely obvious.

1627
01:52:03.960 --> 01:52:08.800
So I would like if you would
put the names and titles of it and

1628
01:52:08.840 --> 01:52:12.640
stuff like that. So, okay, where do where? Let's see p

1629
01:52:13.479 --> 01:52:17.439
Diddley Yep, yeah, Terri and
Pussy in this life for the next Yes,

1630
01:52:17.520 --> 01:52:25.479
Sir Steve's separate but equal Shives.
That's I haven't heard Steve Shives's name

1631
01:52:25.560 --> 01:52:30.720
in a very long time. Let's
see Neon wants to fuck a kid's butt

1632
01:52:30.720 --> 01:52:32.600
whole, wholesome. Okay, uh
no, no, no, no,

1633
01:52:33.359 --> 01:52:40.680
wipe me down cuz I'm covered in
Come, little boozy, little bussy Jack

1634
01:52:40.760 --> 01:52:44.600
the world's fastest Maori. I don't
even know how to say that. Excuse

1635
01:52:44.680 --> 01:52:48.199
me. On a recent Snark Tank
episode, the boys discussed MSG to learn

1636
01:52:49.000 --> 01:52:54.359
more visit Uh, I don't know
what that is? Six to un dot

1637
01:52:54.479 --> 01:52:57.199
net, I don't know. I
would recommend people not to look that up.

1638
01:52:57.239 --> 01:53:00.800
Whatever that is. I don't want
to set my ass on fire.

1639
01:53:00.840 --> 01:53:05.800
I just I just wanted to see
a really big fart, big meaty stinks.

1640
01:53:06.239 --> 01:53:11.840
Andy the man who's handies are asked
here and Dandy Alison Brie is mine,

1641
01:53:11.960 --> 01:53:16.039
Chris stay back. I feel like, since I watched Community before those

1642
01:53:16.159 --> 01:53:20.880
guys, I feel like Alison brees
mine. Actually, I don't think you

1643
01:53:20.960 --> 01:53:26.520
get to claim her retroactively, you
know, because I don't think they were

1644
01:53:26.600 --> 01:53:30.319
watching as the show is debuting and
stuff like that could be wrong. But

1645
01:53:30.560 --> 01:53:31.880
I just feel like we had that
discussion before. But I don't know.

1646
01:53:32.359 --> 01:53:35.720
We'll we'll, we'll all all three
of us will all fight to the death

1647
01:53:35.800 --> 01:53:41.239
and we'll figure it out from there. The ending of Fight Club, except

1648
01:53:41.279 --> 01:53:44.880
for it's swingy at the top of
a skyscraper drinking piss. I love that.

1649
01:53:45.560 --> 01:53:50.359
I like House. It has no
there's no allegory for capitalism or anything

1650
01:53:50.520 --> 01:53:59.119
like that. It's just some fantasy
fucking thriller of some crazy guy drinking piss.

1651
01:53:59.279 --> 01:54:03.159
That's that the entire point of Fight
Club. Let's see Heath Smoker,

1652
01:54:03.600 --> 01:54:09.479
Chris's gay college experience. You're fucking
gay as in homosexual cool, Treaky Sheen's

1653
01:54:09.479 --> 01:54:14.880
secret white gay lover. I bet
that's real. The boy in in the

1654
01:54:14.960 --> 01:54:20.359
striped Supreme homeless transferm who comes hot
Sweeney sucks penis through his tooth gap.

1655
01:54:20.680 --> 01:54:25.760
You guys are good at being gay. Egg plan emoji, it just says

1656
01:54:25.800 --> 01:54:30.680
egg PLANEMONI is not an actual egg
plan emoji. Will you who gobbling fiberglass

1657
01:54:30.840 --> 01:54:35.960
like cotton candy? Oh wow,
my queer spirit be gaping men's balloon knots

1658
01:54:36.079 --> 01:54:41.800
like the child's tongue at a birthday
party. Ah, that is insane.

1659
01:54:43.159 --> 01:54:46.680
Uh. I'm trying to see if
that's Dracula flow in the in the thumbnail

1660
01:54:46.760 --> 01:54:50.640
looks like it. Uh. One
of my lecturers got cucked by the lead

1661
01:54:50.720 --> 01:54:56.039
singer of Pixies. I would like
to hear about that. Smuch about Pisspants,

1662
01:54:56.079 --> 01:55:01.319
Mister Pants, Chris Bitch, Chris
Bitch, Shinado and Swing black Man.

1663
01:55:01.399 --> 01:55:08.079
How do y'all feel about the Into
the Light and Final Shape? We'll

1664
01:55:08.119 --> 01:55:13.600
have to discuss this when they're back
ballow the first sins bum befutters gay Leroy

1665
01:55:13.760 --> 01:55:21.159
Jenkins be like I love Ben's dick, waitla, I love Men's dick or

1666
01:55:21.279 --> 01:55:27.079
something like that. So fucking stupid
Johnny old dipshit, The Monkeys, Paul

1667
01:55:27.199 --> 01:55:30.560
curls and everyone un subs from the
snarktingk pintreon on, thus making the credits

1668
01:55:30.600 --> 01:55:36.239
easier to read. There are none
that would really make me sad. Patrick

1669
01:55:36.319 --> 01:55:43.279
hit him with that autistic flow,
reluctantly crouch about to blow a guy come

1670
01:55:43.319 --> 01:55:47.960
as pumping, he's humping in time
the distance. I appreciate that. Thank

1671
01:55:48.000 --> 01:55:56.000
yous. Any Sweeney's tits as two
moons, that's that works for me.

1672
01:55:56.680 --> 01:56:02.359
Uh ciphergraph medium penis havel for Palestinians
be like here they come. It's lots

1673
01:56:02.439 --> 01:56:10.439
and lots of juice in planes.
That's so awful. Free Palestine driving headfirst

1674
01:56:10.520 --> 01:56:14.640
into my TV after seeing Tifa in
a bikini in rebirth. All right,

1675
01:56:15.399 --> 01:56:20.159
Hunter Dubois token with Roll King Tolkien
rocn Tolkien? Is that? Is that?

1676
01:56:20.199 --> 01:56:25.960
What that is? Cosmo Wanda,
I wish for a glass of cuffies.

1677
01:56:26.479 --> 01:56:30.760
I hope that's not Tammy Turner Turner
asking for that led Zeppelin's whole Lot

1678
01:56:30.840 --> 01:56:34.079
of Love. I'm gonna give you
my cum. I'm gonna give you my

1679
01:56:34.199 --> 01:56:38.319
cub. Uh that a whole lot
of cub. That a whole lot of

1680
01:56:38.359 --> 01:56:41.199
cve. That's pretty great, thank
you. See look at these guys are

1681
01:56:41.239 --> 01:56:45.239
actually putting some stuff before it.
Unfortunately, I don't know very many led

1682
01:56:45.319 --> 01:56:48.800
Zeppelin songs. There's actually a lot
of hard there's a lot of classic rock

1683
01:56:48.840 --> 01:56:54.279
from that era that I just it
all sounds the same to me. So

1684
01:56:54.399 --> 01:56:57.359
there's a lot of it that I
just my brain just skips over. So

1685
01:56:57.640 --> 01:57:00.920
I know some of the classics of
led Zepin obviously, but then there's a

1686
01:57:00.000 --> 01:57:03.239
lot of them that I probably should
know, and I just don't. Lili's

1687
01:57:04.000 --> 01:57:10.600
sparag is binging, piss dealer,
damn, back to tank of piss,

1688
01:57:11.000 --> 01:57:16.119
Caucasian container, the cracker barrel for
gays, Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit.

1689
01:57:16.520 --> 01:57:19.760
I really like that gears a war
thing that we're going on and doing,

1690
01:57:20.560 --> 01:57:25.479
and how it kind of like messed
with that whole Homer burping on Margins

1691
01:57:25.520 --> 01:57:29.520
clit thing. We gotta write some
more movies, that's for sure. Let's

1692
01:57:29.520 --> 01:57:33.680
see Super Earth is just regular Earth
without Israel. Jesus Christ, you guys

1693
01:57:33.840 --> 01:57:42.000
argued for so long about putting salt
in fucking didn't we though? Didn't we?

1694
01:57:42.119 --> 01:57:45.239
Though? I feel like I wasn't
saying anything completely unreasonable, Like,

1695
01:57:45.319 --> 01:57:48.279
Okay, fine, some people probably
put salt in it in their rise to

1696
01:57:48.359 --> 01:57:51.199
make it unclumpy. I was just
feeling like, you put a little bit

1697
01:57:51.199 --> 01:57:56.279
of salt in something it you know, it's gonna probably have a little bit

1698
01:57:56.319 --> 01:57:59.279
of effect on the flavor, but
you know. But I also feel like

1699
01:57:59.319 --> 01:58:02.279
a lot of people, like I
watched Hell's Kitchen, for example, and

1700
01:58:02.520 --> 01:58:05.039
when you see those competitions, I
know it's reality TV and a lot of

1701
01:58:05.079 --> 01:58:08.439
it's fake, right, probably most
of it, But when they do those

1702
01:58:08.520 --> 01:58:12.880
palette challenges, I feel like most
people have terrible palettes and they can't tell

1703
01:58:12.960 --> 01:58:15.960
what the fuck they're even tasting,
or they don't know any differences in all

1704
01:58:15.000 --> 01:58:17.560
this stuff, And a lot of
people would probably push back, but if

1705
01:58:17.600 --> 01:58:21.199
you did test and try to blindfold
people and have them taste things, they're

1706
01:58:21.199 --> 01:58:27.279
probably gonna fail just as much.
And uh, I feel like I probably

1707
01:58:27.359 --> 01:58:30.680
not an exception, but I feel
like I'm probably better than average because I'm

1708
01:58:30.960 --> 01:58:33.680
very in tune with flavors and I
feel like people usually put too many fucking

1709
01:58:33.720 --> 01:58:38.640
flavors and things because it changes the
chemistry of how things taste. And then

1710
01:58:38.680 --> 01:58:41.640
it's like the people want to stack
so much shit together and then all of

1711
01:58:41.640 --> 01:58:43.920
a sudden you have a completely different
thing to what you started off with,

1712
01:58:44.039 --> 01:58:45.600
and it's like you can't even taste
the main part of what it was.

1713
01:58:46.039 --> 01:58:49.039
Like, say, if you're making
a burger and then you put fucking seven

1714
01:58:49.159 --> 01:58:51.279
other layers on top of the burger, and I'm like, bro, you

1715
01:58:51.359 --> 01:58:58.720
can barely taste the fucking pepper and
the salt in the ground beef and the

1716
01:58:58.760 --> 01:59:01.720
fucking butter on the bump, like
it's masked by everything else. But people

1717
01:59:01.760 --> 01:59:04.199
will be like, whoa, it's
just fucking amazing, And I'm like,

1718
01:59:04.239 --> 01:59:09.479
I'm not saying it's not great or
anything, but it's just different. Rant

1719
01:59:09.560 --> 01:59:15.359
over hip hop. You're gay,
that's that's a. That's a very nice

1720
01:59:15.399 --> 01:59:18.279
name. She Pippin on My Pippa. I live in Orange County, New

1721
01:59:18.359 --> 01:59:23.199
York. Now, fuck you,
there's like an Orange County in every fucking

1722
01:59:23.359 --> 01:59:25.800
state, man, Because I grew
up in Orange County, California. And

1723
01:59:25.800 --> 01:59:28.680
then I hear like Orange County,
Florida, Orange County, New York,

1724
01:59:28.720 --> 01:59:30.880
and I'm like, man, what
is this? No one's original? Man,

1725
01:59:31.520 --> 01:59:34.640
I mean, I know, fucking
New York, how original? Right?

1726
01:59:35.079 --> 01:59:40.279
Just stealing shit New Jersey, New
Mexico. Fucking America's very inventive.

1727
01:59:40.319 --> 01:59:45.199
I guess, uh Sweeney shower showers
and sneakers. I love that we are

1728
01:59:45.720 --> 01:59:47.640
rebranding the snark Tank as the spank
Tank. I like that. That's pretty

1729
01:59:47.680 --> 01:59:54.159
hot. Uh maybe slightly above average
clit energy. All right, that's I

1730
01:59:54.319 --> 01:59:56.479
like that. I you know,
I'm all about the clay energy, so

1731
01:59:56.760 --> 01:59:59.039
you know, keep it up,
keep it up. I appreciate that,

1732
01:59:59.600 --> 02:00:03.880
just the hard a Star Coffee.
Never made it as a street never made

1733
02:00:03.920 --> 02:00:08.960
an as straight man, only made
it as a game man. Squeezland,

1734
02:00:09.520 --> 02:00:11.720
that's a good one. I think
we should do that song. But it's

1735
02:00:11.760 --> 02:00:16.119
almost kind of expected though, to
do nickelback in Gay But let's see,

1736
02:00:16.199 --> 02:00:20.119
that's suicide. Squad game fucking ruined
any hope of a wonder Woman game.

1737
02:00:21.039 --> 02:00:26.399
God, a wonder Woman game would
be awesome, though, especially do if

1738
02:00:26.399 --> 02:00:30.479
they made Imagine if they made a
wonder Woman game like that was how the

1739
02:00:30.399 --> 02:00:34.840
Zack Snyder movie was like a World
War One wonder Woman game. It couldn't

1740
02:00:34.920 --> 02:00:41.520
fail because war games always do well, same things with the movies. Now

1741
02:00:41.600 --> 02:00:44.520
throw a fucking superhero in the mix. That's a cool ass game. I'm

1742
02:00:44.600 --> 02:00:48.560
just saying, you know, maybe
that's a little not as much imagination as

1743
02:00:48.600 --> 02:00:51.079
somebody would want to use. You
know, maybe somebody that wants a Wonder

1744
02:00:51.119 --> 02:00:55.319
Woman game they would want more than
that. But I think something basic and

1745
02:00:55.359 --> 02:00:59.960
grounded like that would be fucking awesome. Anyway, my son froze to death

1746
02:01:00.119 --> 02:01:02.640
in the waste of Ohio by going
homeless to pay you Fox and now,

1747
02:01:03.319 --> 02:01:08.800
and this is now his memorial Rip
John, A resting piece. John.

1748
02:01:09.640 --> 02:01:13.560
I'm gonna contact Diddy so we can
do a tribute the way that he did

1749
02:01:13.600 --> 02:01:19.319
to Biggie after he allegedly got Biggie
killed. See Transform Grinlin exposing people with

1750
02:01:19.439 --> 02:01:28.039
a lactose intolerance of ninety was that
ninety eight million rodogens of ionizing radiation yosh

1751
02:01:28.760 --> 02:01:32.479
wormst Craig the Canadian. The worst
mini game to exist in a game is

1752
02:01:32.560 --> 02:01:36.199
playing the piano final Fantasy seven Rebirth. I haven't done that yet. I

1753
02:01:36.279 --> 02:01:43.079
actually haven't played Rebirth E remake Rebirth. I'm kinda I don't know. I

1754
02:01:43.119 --> 02:01:46.560
have this weird thing where I just
want games to fall under thirty dollars and

1755
02:01:46.640 --> 02:01:50.600
then I'll buy them, and then
some just won't because they just refuse,

1756
02:01:50.800 --> 02:01:55.680
Like on PC or whatever, they'll
just never go under thirty dollars and then

1757
02:01:55.680 --> 02:01:58.039
I'll get to the point. I'm
like, fine, fine. It was

1758
02:01:58.119 --> 02:02:00.079
like I was waiting for cyberpunk to
fall to thirty dollars, and it never

1759
02:02:00.159 --> 02:02:04.520
did four fucking years later. Never
fell under thirty dollars unless you use the

1760
02:02:04.640 --> 02:02:10.239
gog Launcher that you can get it
and the DLC the Phantom Liberty for like

1761
02:02:10.359 --> 02:02:12.760
thirty something dollars, which is a
great deal. But I was like,

1762
02:02:12.800 --> 02:02:16.239
I don't want to use gog Man. Fuck anyway, where was I.

1763
02:02:17.319 --> 02:02:20.560
Let's see, it's your boy,
Shainey d Friendly neighborhood sex offender, million

1764
02:02:20.600 --> 02:02:25.840
dollar date Rape, Jesus Christ three
XO, and the other latinos gaining their

1765
02:02:25.880 --> 02:02:31.079
superpowers after the April eight eclips,
Nice the Homeless Cat that Shane Dawson impregnated,

1766
02:02:32.319 --> 02:02:39.760
Slurpin's stroke and smoke and joking emoticon
that's going like that Drip mh Lord

1767
02:02:39.880 --> 02:02:44.760
of Homeless Drip. I got my
mind set on you by George Harrison.

1768
02:02:45.279 --> 02:02:48.359
I got my boss sweat on you. See. I love that you guys

1769
02:02:48.399 --> 02:02:51.640
are doing this. Thank you so
much. I really appreciate this. Zoo's

1770
02:02:51.720 --> 02:02:55.760
man milk. There's a lot of
songs that I don't know, though,

1771
02:02:55.800 --> 02:02:59.399
so I guess it doesn't even help
it anyway, like I probably do.

1772
02:02:59.560 --> 02:03:01.560
I probably do know this, but
just by reading it fast like this,

1773
02:03:02.159 --> 02:03:05.720
I can't think of the melody right
now. Okay, Obi, won't you

1774
02:03:05.760 --> 02:03:11.159
blow me? Jackson Vernon minus tech
tips learning what the what the hard arm

1775
02:03:11.279 --> 02:03:15.560
means? Krimlin, the grimlin,
the lunatic is in my ass brain damage.

1776
02:03:15.600 --> 02:03:21.840
Okay, I'm gonna steal your bones. Fine, erectif erectrify me,

1777
02:03:23.439 --> 02:03:27.279
erectrify my homo cock. Damn,
I don't know what that is. Zoo

1778
02:03:27.399 --> 02:03:35.479
by Denzil Furry so stupid Avy.
Let Derek read the names you tyrant here,

1779
02:03:35.600 --> 02:03:39.960
I am. I'm reading the names
now. Unfortunately, Uh, you

1780
02:03:40.039 --> 02:03:44.079
know, it's in the circumstance of
not the whole crew being here, so

1781
02:03:44.479 --> 02:03:46.920
I apologize for that, but you
know, i'll uh if you guys want

1782
02:03:46.960 --> 02:03:51.479
me to read the names more,
let it be known in questions or comments

1783
02:03:51.600 --> 02:03:55.560
or anything, and then we can
always switch it up. Like Chris doesn't

1784
02:03:55.640 --> 02:03:58.159
have to do it all the time. I'm sure he actually would rather not

1785
02:03:58.279 --> 02:04:00.359
do it all the time too.
Uh. Let's see, imagine you coming

1786
02:04:00.399 --> 02:04:03.279
home and Ethan Roepp is here.
He says, thought you could talk shit,

1787
02:04:03.399 --> 02:04:09.720
Hank Darky then comes on your doorknob. Jesus Christ, I gotta tell

1788
02:04:09.760 --> 02:04:13.880
you that is a great scenario for
me because then I feel like that him

1789
02:04:13.960 --> 02:04:16.760
coming on my doorknob would be kind
of considered like assault or attempted. He

1790
02:04:16.840 --> 02:04:20.359
attempted to assault me, so then
I get to bounce his head off the

1791
02:04:20.439 --> 02:04:25.600
fucking concrete and uh, but somebody
has to record it. I there's no

1792
02:04:25.640 --> 02:04:29.479
way I'm gonna fight this guy and
just let let it be like not recorded,

1793
02:04:30.000 --> 02:04:32.399
because he has so many public scraps. The amount of times gotten beaten

1794
02:04:32.520 --> 02:04:36.640
up publicly is fascinating, and I
would love to contribute to that. God

1795
02:04:36.760 --> 02:04:41.119
man, I just I really do
want to do a deep dive on this

1796
02:04:41.239 --> 02:04:46.560
dude and really kind of show people
that that haven't seen how amazing this fucking

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02:04:46.640 --> 02:04:49.960
guy is. All right, wait
Slay five to eighty three, A sad

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02:04:50.039 --> 02:04:56.199
guy from Michigan. Finally, I
like some cumshots, maybe one of the

1799
02:04:56.600 --> 02:05:00.479
maybe one with a camera looking up
at you from behind and wait, looking

1800
02:05:00.520 --> 02:05:03.600
at you from the ground, and
one where you come on your belly.

1801
02:05:03.960 --> 02:05:09.319
That's crazy. I don't know that's
from them The Puppini Bros. Presents Master

1802
02:05:09.479 --> 02:05:15.600
Roachie Flow we smoking Dino Dino caps
and fine Nimbuss, you stupid piece of

1803
02:05:15.600 --> 02:05:18.159
shit. That's pretty good. I
think somebody should do that like a Roachie

1804
02:05:18.159 --> 02:05:20.479
Flow. Oh. I know you
guys just did it, but I mean,

1805
02:05:20.520 --> 02:05:28.199
like video, somebody contact Joji or
some shit Don Donkerson, Xavier Renegade

1806
02:05:28.239 --> 02:05:31.720
Angel reference, whippity whippity woe.
What do you call these wind monkeys?

1807
02:05:31.840 --> 02:05:36.880
Windaboo wiggers? Okay, I caught
this wick and then it just it just

1808
02:05:36.960 --> 02:05:44.560
cuts off, installing a faulty neuralak
in Chris's head that plays thunder on repeat.

1809
02:05:44.920 --> 02:05:47.720
That's that's torture. You gotta pay. The trolls told again the boys

1810
02:05:47.800 --> 02:05:51.239
hole man classic fuck it's always Sonny. I've actually missed a couple of seasons.

1811
02:05:51.279 --> 02:05:59.239
Is I gotta catch up? Gade
six, Alexander, the Alexander,

1812
02:05:59.319 --> 02:06:01.800
the Gate. I guess that's actually
uh, historically accurate. You know.

1813
02:06:02.720 --> 02:06:05.960
I saw some fucking chud assholes though, like trying to push back against that,

1814
02:06:06.039 --> 02:06:10.279
but I'm like, bro, it's
come on, it's why are you

1815
02:06:10.359 --> 02:06:13.880
trying to Why are you trying to
claim that this dude's not fucking bisexual or

1816
02:06:13.920 --> 02:06:16.760
he didn't like men or anything.
It's ridiculous. All right, we're almost

1817
02:06:16.840 --> 02:06:24.399
done by a man, buy a
man eat fish he day teach fish man

1818
02:06:24.680 --> 02:06:29.399
to a lifetime. That's that's that's
I like that. That's clever. Uh.

1819
02:06:29.600 --> 02:06:32.520
Fuck Patren for removing the search by
month option. These cunts will do

1820
02:06:32.640 --> 02:06:36.960
whatever it takes to make this site
unusable. Hey man, you dix out,

1821
02:06:38.199 --> 02:06:43.520
Ah help fuck the dumbest lesbian.
Shout out, you dumb lesbian.

1822
02:06:44.119 --> 02:06:47.560
Uh, they're coming lots and lots
of Dixon balls. Nice And that's lots

1823
02:06:47.600 --> 02:06:51.319
of Dixon balls. I gotta remember
that. I gotta maybe open the show

1824
02:06:51.399 --> 02:06:58.439
with that. I went homeless paying
Ian Miles Chawk to swat the chumba casino

1825
02:06:58.560 --> 02:07:01.800
guy. That's ridiculous. John Strickland
shout out. I think I saw you

1826
02:07:01.960 --> 02:07:09.159
on Twitter not too long ago or
something I missed. The old Kanye go

1827
02:07:09.479 --> 02:07:15.680
to the throat, Kanye polls in
the in the whole Kanie Dragon on dance

1828
02:07:15.760 --> 02:07:19.239
floor, Kanye, Yeah, fair
yeah, fair enough. Mark's eighteen eighteen

1829
02:07:19.279 --> 02:07:25.439
eighty nine came so hard, the
rubber fool off screaming like a Saturn missile.

1830
02:07:26.239 --> 02:07:30.159
The First Church of Keith David featuring
a crowd of people gang writing on

1831
02:07:30.279 --> 02:07:35.439
Chris's Little Slutty note book. Second
Church of Keith David featuring being better than

1832
02:07:35.520 --> 02:07:42.199
the First Church of Keith David.
Dam got some competition pre raz Blake eight

1833
02:07:42.359 --> 02:07:47.960
nine to six. A half black, half Vietnamese person named bish ninga that's

1834
02:07:48.159 --> 02:07:53.560
fucking stupid lost my job at Colds
because they caught me playing with the mannequin

1835
02:07:53.560 --> 02:07:57.399
boobs. I wonder if that's true, though, Like J Cole calling himself

1836
02:07:57.520 --> 02:08:01.000
top three is crazy? Doja cat
had harder bars this year? Damn dude?

1837
02:08:01.319 --> 02:08:05.600
Yeah? I mean J Cole is
obviously really good, but to me,

1838
02:08:05.840 --> 02:08:09.000
he's never even seen like someone who's
after the throne or something. And

1839
02:08:09.119 --> 02:08:15.159
it proves it when he fucking had
that slight milk toes dis track on Kendrick

1840
02:08:15.560 --> 02:08:18.560
and then immediately apologizes. I'm like, what the fuck even is this?

1841
02:08:18.239 --> 02:08:22.399
Like, Bro, no one fucking
forced you to go in the studio record

1842
02:08:22.479 --> 02:08:24.279
to get it mixed and mastered and
released. What the fuck even? Like,

1843
02:08:24.319 --> 02:08:28.079
I don't even understand what that was. I've seen a lot of people

1844
02:08:28.239 --> 02:08:30.800
kind of giving them props for apologizing, but I'm like, how did you

1845
02:08:30.880 --> 02:08:33.479
make it through all those steps.
It's not like you just pulled out your

1846
02:08:33.520 --> 02:08:35.319
cell phone and started talking shit and
posted and you're like, fuck, I

1847
02:08:35.359 --> 02:08:39.439
shouldn't have done that. I'm like
new methodically wrote something, went to the

1848
02:08:39.520 --> 02:08:43.560
studio and recorded it and had people
master it and put it out. That's

1849
02:08:43.640 --> 02:08:46.840
fucking crazy. Whatever though, I
still like him, but it's just like

1850
02:08:46.159 --> 02:08:54.640
what a weirdo Alaskan oilfield trash Texas
tater salad Drake is the big bang theory

1851
02:08:54.920 --> 02:09:01.760
for I actually agree, I don't. I don't like him as a rapper.

1852
02:09:01.920 --> 02:09:05.119
I think he should just as an
R and B artist. Honestly,

1853
02:09:05.359 --> 02:09:11.199
I think the best off he's ever
put out was just him singing like but

1854
02:09:11.239 --> 02:09:13.720
you know, you can just agree. It's totally fine. It's just my

1855
02:09:13.800 --> 02:09:18.520
opinion. Sue Holk shout out,
tickle my ass hairs, Nikky Ziggy shout

1856
02:09:18.600 --> 02:09:22.079
out. I want to test Chris
dyslexia. Okay, we have to wait

1857
02:09:22.119 --> 02:09:24.680
for him. I want to test
Chris dyslexia ginger, So yeah, we

1858
02:09:26.000 --> 02:09:28.800
will have him read that next time. My pisses thick like a gas station

1859
02:09:28.960 --> 02:09:35.159
slushy and Lily chugs it Facts Live
Action nine eleven, Wicked nine on nine.

1860
02:09:35.399 --> 02:09:41.520
Uh, sorry, miss Jackson.
Nice badly brave Hugger, Derek duck

1861
02:09:41.720 --> 02:09:45.439
Kunt, the vegan Necromancer. I
got consent, all right. I don't

1862
02:09:45.439 --> 02:09:46.720
know how you can get consent,
but I guess maybe they wrote in their

1863
02:09:46.760 --> 02:09:56.720
will to resurrect me. I guess
atherean Bridgerian hunter melfis one and finally rehabilitated

1864
02:09:58.119 --> 02:10:03.000
and back in the saddle with two
functioning hands, all right. And then

1865
02:10:03.680 --> 02:10:07.159
lastly, as always, the King
of hap Hazard. I love that the

1866
02:10:07.239 --> 02:10:11.319
King of hap Hazard is always last. So it's good shit and with the

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02:10:11.880 --> 02:10:15.560
gift fucking Avatar. Nice. All
right, guys, thank you so much

1868
02:10:15.680 --> 02:10:20.680
for watching listening. Next episode,
Chris Raagun will be back, The boys

1869
02:10:20.720 --> 02:10:22.720
will be back. And yeah,
if you want to get your name read

1870
02:10:22.760 --> 02:10:28.159
on this again, just go to
snark Tank's patreon at patreon dot com,

1871
02:10:28.239 --> 02:10:33.159
slash the snark Tank and get the
the Real Producer level and you can join

1872
02:10:33.199 --> 02:10:35.479
the fun. But any level is
cool, man. There's a lot of

1873
02:10:35.479 --> 02:10:37.760
good perks. I would say five
dollars and up is really the sweet spot

1874
02:10:37.800 --> 02:10:41.439
if you really want to enjoy all
the stuff that we the extra stuff that

1875
02:10:41.479 --> 02:10:45.840
we do. But al right,
guys, take care and You're all hot

1876
02:10:45.920 --> 02:10:48.520
as hell, and I wish I
could sleep with every single one of you.

1877
02:10:50.079 --> 02:10:52.680
You know, if it were if
it were possible, I would,

1878
02:10:52.760 --> 02:10:56.720
But you know, you know how
distance and time works.