And now sports at seven, damn straight, I want to remind you that
in one hour, we will have a chance or an opportunity if you will,
for you to win five pairs and tickets to Dave Matthew's band. That'll
be one each. But I have five tickets of Dave Matthews Band tickets to
give away at eight. They're playing June first at Dozegis Pavilion. Tickets at
livenation dot com. And if you want that, maybe you have a friend
who wants that. If you're not interested in, maybe you have a friend
is it Dave Matthew's band fan who might want to go? You could tune
in. Maybe you just want to be on the radio. That's probably more
likely. Yeah, and then just deal with the tickets afterwards. Although in
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Fan Vote Dave Matthews Band running away with it,
really yes and not even close, absolutely belong at no point watching the
Dave Matthews Band performed that I believe I was watching Hall of Famer. Well,
look, I was just saying, no, I'm joking. I know
you, I know, I mean you have gone to a Dave Matthews Band
show together. Oh yeah, backstage sort of not really backstage. It was
more of a cash had a thing or you had a thing? Was that
the night we parted with poverty? That was the night we Yeah, we
partied Bbs a survivor, yeah, who was married and then got divorced and
came out as a lesbian just a few months ago. And I support that
too. And then she was on The Traders now another great reality show,
Traders. Yeah, Trade Wars. We did have the hosted by Tommy hbib
No, No, it's cheaters and idiot. It is hosted by the Scottish
Duties Intoxication. It's not effing Jeff Probes, Joe Maganella. No, it's
a dude who you know you've seen. It doesn't matter, do something,
it doesn't matter, do anything else. Foreigner and Peter Frampton Aussie and cheer
dude. Oasis fans get out there and vote Alan Alan Cumming. You know
that is huh that guy? You've seen that guy? Right? It was
kind of was that Pee Wee Herman? Okay, yeah, yeah, Paul.
He's a good host though. So in sports, oh yeah, so
that we're playing the eliminator at eight and you have a chance, you didn't
say that five matches. Is this the new and improved Eliminator? Dan?
Did you have the chord for me? I'm gonna it's gonna make it.
I'm a big noise. Oh yeah, it's good, shock and all these
not fine, it just sounds like an audio. We're dealing with everything.
Fine, there it is. That was terrible five seconds. Okay, you
needed the chord for that. Give it back to Let's not act like we
didn't want to hear that. Okay, he's very actually said improved Eliminador at
eight o'clock this morning. One The way it works says I will have a
series of questions. It's excitement not oft heard on the radio. Yeah,
I've already written down the answer. Basically, you just have to say what
I say. See what I have not written down? Can you stay in
or will you be eliminated? And if you're eliminated, you don't get to
go to the concert. That's how it is, That's how it works.
Okay, MAVs in a second, Rangers start one with the Astros tonight.
Let me give you a quick ranger thing before we do MAVs. Okay,
let's go, guys. The coton eyed Joe has not been played at Ranger
games. Excuse me yet this year now, excuse me. I don't know
if it's for every game, but there's an article in the Dallas Morning News
about this. I'd seen online chatter about this, but also I guess one
tweet from a fan said, bring back deep in the heart of Texas Cotton
Eye Joe, and I like Texas after a win just doesn't feel right without
those things. She tagged DJ Stats and Chuck Morgan, so a lot of
that people wanting that. Now. The Rangers are playing a newer version that
Pat Green recorded with Dallas based producer Bobby Sessions, and Ben and Skin had
Bobby Sessions on in studio yesterday and they talked about that. So no problems
there. The Cotton Eyed Joe things interesting And here's what John Blake, the
Rangers PR director, told the Dallas Morning News. Endgame entertainment involves from year
to year. We're very cognizant of what our fans thinking. Their voice is
important to us. So will the Cotton Eyed Joe be played tonight when they
open up the Silver Boots series against the Houston Astros, John Blake said,
I think we will know that very soon who got eliminated? Hope maybe hopefully
it sucks. It's a stupid ass song and I hate that redneck version here
from out more than that ef in tune at a Ranger game, but they
don't play that. They just do the old fiddle after take me out to
the book game. Great, it's not the Civil War anymore? Can we
just move on? Play something good? No Civil War comes out in theaters
next Friday, Danny, I think it's top of mine. Shut up,
I can't wait to see that. I don't. I just don't like that
tune. It's what app you go? I saw it's not that though.
They don't play that part with the guy talking. It's just a fiddle.
I saw somebody arguing or presenting the case that the Rangers and Astros is the
best rivalry in baseball. It is now, I think it is like today.
I also don't watch other teams, true other teams, but it's definitely
definitely the one though. Yeah the team, you know, you have the
geographical tie in quality and a battle in the yale Cs last year or yeah,
you know, and with the seven games, mikey wait, remember it
did huh with the seven where was Game seven? Was that here in town
in Houston? Who won Rangers? According to according to the Cow? Was
there anyone dressed as a cow and the Super Cavio at that game? The
only reason that I remember this is because I have a golf ball with my
face on it is the Rangers are dog piling each other. It was cute.
I gave Kevin golf balls with his Caveo picture. It was a great
picture. It's so small. I hate that it's so small, But we
got the jpeg put on his golf ball and I didn't see it all day
yesterday. Right. But he only plays them on par threes in one bowl.
Number one less likely to lose on a par three m and one A
is if you do get a hole in one, he wants it to be
with the Kevo Special. Yeah. I think that's really and what a moment.
Like I was thinking about this. If it's the only time they ever
go to the World Series for some reason, I will just be like,
hey, I went with my bros. Thanks to prosper for daddy, Daddy,
why were you dressed as a super Mario? You know, hey,
you're not my kid, Get away from me. That's probably how it would
go. Actually, I don't know you. It's an amazing picture. He's
got his mustache on, he's got both arms off no reason, dressed to
super Mario, and behind him is the Rangers dog pile the gloves on.
Yeah, so farms up, fat and out of shape that the back wouldn't
even fully belcrow together. That vel crow never touched just half ass sweaty,
So why are you so sweaty? You know it's terrible, Rangers. No
one has ever put velcrow through a more strenuous test and turner. No,
there's like five velcrow zones right that should go together, and just the bottom
one was clinging like the inventors or just never never touched each other. The
inventors of velcro saw that photo and feel like failures. Yeah, damn it
like our inventions. Suh. Maybe he shouldn't have so many cars, right,
Mario people, Perhaps we should have used elastic of bands, maybe a
stretch of fabric. I don't know, but to do your plumbing right.
They moved Josh Young's timetable to eight to ten weeks, which risty, risty.
Hey, Doctor Teo under guests a little, but he didn't know,
and he hadn't seen that. He wasn't on site, you know, and
he was the first reported timeline that got out, like he said that,
and then the Rangers comes to day in like six weeks. But now it's
looking like E eight might just be like six for the recovery, two weeks
for the rehab, you know. Yep, so and you guess hi,
Okay, now, MAVs, in a minute, we're gonna keep teasing you,
MAVs real quick. The guy to do this masters is next Thursday,
Tiger. According to an article in the New York Posts. Okay, a
friend of Tiger says he's focused, he's working really hard in the gym,
he's eating right. He's even eliminated sex. He does that now when he's
preparing, no sex until the tournament is over. He doesn't want anything to
take away his focus. Well, hell, if that's the case, I
should make the touch. Danny's got a tea time that's in solidarity with Tiger
not have sex until Thursday morning when they tea off. Deal. And this
would be the one weekend where I got lucky, right, you know,
I'm sorry some gorgeous yeah, yeah, it was like I kind of made
a promise to me? What promise did you make? Danny? Some elite
modeling convention got dropped off at the landing the bus broke down one night.
I can't. I'm standing hand in hand with Tiger, want you ding?
Well? I kind of promised keV Oh and Black Nitro that I wouldn't have
sex until Thursday morning. Why did you do that? Well? Because Tiger
isn't having sex for the master. You know what She's like? You know
what I'll see. I'm fix the screw Chad by having a three way and
tweeting and Hebrew what Oh? Yeah, he got acted like two years ago
and he can't recover, can't recover his account. Once a month he'll tweet
and you're like, I don't know what we have a buddy, His Twitter
account got hacked like two years ago and you can't recover his account, and
every once it's just stuff on like all in he Brew about Israel and Gaza
and photos and stuff introspective photo too. He's like, looking back, what
happened? Yeah? When did you get so political? Bro? And learn?
I'm like, I was like, this is a good Betty's committed to.
I can't. I don't know what to do. I'll never use it
anyway. I got a new account, followed mister Chad too. That's the
good one now, mister Chad too. Okay, so yeah, there's a
story Tiger's not having whatever. Okay, how about just the fact that so
Tiger last weekend, they tracked Tiger's plane to the Augusta Airport. The upshot
of plane tracking, and we get to know when our golfers are getting their
test rounds in. But yeah, we probably, very very probably get Tiger
Woods this next week. That's good. When we watch him, though,
doesn't it kind of hurt your feelings a little bit when he's kind of limping
note of a gay said yesterday, he's like he has complete immobility of his
left ankle. He is jacked up. And the fact that he even doesn't
finish dead last, which he might, and he withdrew from the Genesis,
last tournament he played in, but who cares. Magic can happen when Eldrick
steps struts down Magnolia Lane, when he lips down mag Oh it hurts.
It's hard to watch sometimes, but it's also Tiger. You're watching greatness,
but you're like, oh no, pick the ball up out of the hole.
Four, get Caddy, do something, help help this man. This
man, you know, all could have been avoided if he wouldn't, you
know, driving like a madman, cutting across five wines of traffic while sleep
at the wheel and tumbling down a hill. I mean what his commercial shoot?
Right, that's what they say. I think he is. I don't
know. I don't know, man. Yeah, I don't speculate on that.
Go Tiger go. MAVs win last night, Hawks, Hawks do exist
and they lose one. Ninety five of the MAVs cover two. That eleven
and a half points spread there, Danny, thank you. We have Warriors
tonight. Talkin a lot. I didn't see two. I'm going to Warriors.
I didn't see much of the game last night, but was watched it.
All was Lucas scoreless in the first quarter. He was did not score
a point in the first quarter. Okay, is did all you guys think
the same as me that it was a result of Ben's meet and greet before
the game. That's the first thing I thought was, what did Ben do?
What did you do to suck out Luca's energy? It took sixty seconds
of Luca's time. Yeah, it wasn't the meet and greet. It might
have been the conversation that he had with Ben. That's what I mean before.
No, Yeah, the Ben part, Yeah, don't don't put it
on the meat. Yeah, the Ben part was death Winners. Yeah.
Ben was so nervous about what to say to him, and I was like,
well, look, you don't have to say anything. You can of
just be there. But I texted him, I said, tell him thank
you for what you've done to the city. So he takes this kind of
ownership of feeling like, thank you, what you've done to the city,
the city, sorry, something like that to make him feel welcome, make
him always want to stay, you know, things like that. Hearing a
suburban dad like Ben tell him thank you for what you've done for this city,
even though Ben lives in prosper That is something I thought would have really
hit home. No, but that that was in one year out there.
That's why you got to hit him like we did Biaber with what about eggs?
And you just rattle him nowhere and then he does the smile picture.
He's like, wait, what what about eggs? You got to give him
something he should have learned, like a week's worth of Slovenian. Okay him
with his native tongue, okay, better bit yes, and asked him how
the weather is up there in Slovenian and he laughs though, because he's like,
you did the talk, put in the word whatever Ben said rattled Hi
where he couldn't make a shot in the whole first quarter. Unbelievable. The
game was a grind. The MAVs grinded, yeah for sure. Yeah,
yeah, PJ was awesome, he was so good. But yeah, they
there, they won that game with defense, you know, as bad as
they were or it seemed that they were from three, they were surprisingly a
little bit better percentage wise. I think they were about thirty seven percent from
three last night. It wasn't terrible. It just it looked worse than it
did. And maybe it's just because of the first quarter drought by Luca and
I know he had several attempts. But it was a grinding game, a
weird game, a lot of a lot of four point plays opportunities. Yeah,
you know, the deficiating crew seemed to be on another planet half the
night. Challenges were issued. It it just seemed like a really the game
it lacked, it lacked continuity, it lacked flow and the MAVs definitely had
to grind that game out. And boy, I'm sorry, but they miss
They missed Lively to have their full compliment. Yeah, you know when they
had that whole thing before Lively went out. Didn't every game just seem so
damn smooth, Like all of the substitutions worked, all of the rotations worked.
It's wave on way just kind of knocked a little bit off kilter.
And it's fine. They're good enough to beat teams like Atlanta, but boy,
it's so important to get that guy back for the playoffs, if not
before. They feel like kind of a sprint to the finish line. Here.
It's just kind of like six games left, and every time they get
closer and they're in the top six, I'm like, because they will get
a chance to get almost a week off. I'm just kind of okay,
which and the Suns have hugely. Yeah, the Sons have to. The
Suns have to pass them completely because we have the tiebreaker on them. I
wanted the So we're the Clippers. The Clippers beat the Nuggets by two last
night, and we were at a point where if we could overtake the Clippers
overpast them, then you'd have a chance to host that if you are playing
them in the five to four. Dude, I can't help but think we're
crash coursing towards MAVs Clippers Round one once again. It's kind of the team
I don't want, but I can happen. You can lose some games,
you could fall out of the top six. You could lose games and be
the six and then take on someone like Oklahoma City. The playoffs end of
today would be Oklahoma City and Phoenix. Well, Kevin Durant's storyline there,
that's pretty juicy. Who are we if today Clippers clips we're the five?
You know what they with that win last night and it shouldn't go unsaid,
is that they clinched a down playoff spot. Yeah, and they did not
do last year. No, they free fell out of all of it like
it's something. And they're really good. They are really good. They're really
good. And this is a big one tonight too. This would be juicy.
I love the well and this was we've talked about what the big guys
once they get traded here and PJ Tim Hardaway hit one. Luca has turned
it into football like Alan Jokich had done that as well with his long classes.
But like if you think you can beat the guy down the cour run
the go route, he's done that more than right, more this year than
ever, more than ever. And you really saw it uptick when they got
PJ. Washington and Gafford. You have the big guys who catch it.
I mean they'll throw it up, you know, yolo ball or fifty to
fifty ball like it was in football to Gafford. But Tim Hardaway had a
couple last night where he just kind of okay and he just beat his guy,
and then Lucas hit threads the needle. It's an element of Lucas,
believe it. The QB one element is something you've never We've never seen from
Luca. Yeah, not until this season. He's done it, but never
as much or as consistently. And he throws frigging little mahomes lasers. They're
lasers, throw accurate, af and hard. Can you imagine having to play
with him your head, his face on a swivel all the time. You
cannot just bag a piece on your face after every game because you're getting hit
in the face with late shot clock passes that you should never be issued,
but he's how makes the work just a pleasure. He's the MVP, dude,
I'm sorry, he is the MVP of this league. So was he
sort of off last night and he got got together? He had six three,
so he couldn't have been too far off. He took the second quarter
over, yeah, so but yeah, exactly, but zero points to the
first. He ends up twenty five, twelve eight and a plus twenty one.
He's just so oh how is he as good as he is? Kyrie
was pretty excellent last night too, when he showed up when you needed buckets.
Dude, good win, grindy win. Not a beautiful win. There
was some really wild ass ugly transitions back and forth of wild passes and turnovers
and bounces, balls bouncing off of people's knees and feet. But yeah,
it wasn't beautiful, but dude, effective and one they needed. One.
Good thing about tonight, everybody's like, oh, they're leaning back to back,
So was Golden State. They were in Houston last night. There's three
games and four nights and they're the Track one team now, so you have
a little advantage. I think they're five and a half point favors tonight.
That's too much or they need smash. I would love to see the MAVs
smash tonight and Golden State beat Houston last night, who they were trying to
put away. Like Golden State might take the foot off the gas a little
bit here too, be a chance, be a chance tonight on The Freak
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