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Of nerds. Here's a topic I
care absolutely nothing about. Shocking. They

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are among US matt Ricks, they
are among US Post Congress, hey,

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ners is concealing multi decade program that
captures UFOs. Can you believe it?

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Nerd Away, John Clark, here
we go. This is from the AP.

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So this is not the New York
Post. This is not you know,

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Bucky whoa, whoa? Are you
trying to slander the New York Post.

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All I'm saying is the journalistic standards
feel a little bit higher at the

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AP than they might be at the
New York Post. Listen to the New

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York Post is fantastic. They want
great articles, and I'm sure we're going

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to talk about it last one of
them tonight. Oh yeah, we are.

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So I don't want to disparage them
too much. I appreciate you providing

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content, New York Post. Please
continue to do that, otherwise we don't

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have a show. However, the
AP reports that the US is concealing a

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long standing program that retrieves and reverse
engineers unidentified flying objects of former Air Force

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intelligence officer testified Wednesday to Congress.
Is air Force even military? Have we

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have we talked about that? Do
they even like, do they even like?

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What's boot camp at the airport?
Air Force donuts in the morning and

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you know cake at night. Oh
my gosh, I want to take a

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moment right now. I got in
trouble late last year for making jokes about

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cops putting eight in the back of
an unarmed black guy. You did about

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too crazy about the old ben in
blue. Some of them are good,

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some of them aren't. But how
dare you, how dare you say anything

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dispouraging about our military. I don't
see you doing anything, John Clark,

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to protect our country besides polishing up
your pillars in front of your house and

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buying guns and buying guns just stuff. Got like a whole guns safe full

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of military grade weapons. A joke. I'm not surprised. Joke. If

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you're listening, FBI, you believe
in aliens, but continue well. Retired

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Major David Grush's highly anticipated testimony before
a House Oversight subcommittee was Congress's latest foray

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into the world of UAPs, because
apparently UFOs aren't good enough for Congress anymore.

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Or UAP stands for unidentified aerial phenomena
because apparently we're worried about renaming UFOs

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instead of real problems like I don't
know the world burning up to one hundred

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and twenty degrees last month. But
UAPs are now the official term the US

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government uses instead of UFOs. So, by the way, the primary goal

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of the brave men and women in
the Air Force is to defend the US

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from aerial attacks and those threatening the
nation. So that day with the Chinese

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balloon was just floating over the US
taking selfies with it from a plane.

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The Air Force, the brave men
and women of the Air Force Military Branch,

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does this by training airmen and women
on the most current technology, including

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remote controlled aircraft and stealth aircraft.
So yes, they are heroes. You

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on patriotic Twitch. I am feisty
from after our vacation. It's been a

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minute. It's been a minute.
I missed testing Matt, But go back

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do your nerdum well. The study
of the mysterious aircraft, are or objects

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often evokes talks of alien or alien
are little Green men right, But Democrats

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and Republicans in recent years have pushed
for more researchers national security matter due to

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concerns that side things observed by pilots
may be tied to US adversaries. So

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this is less worried about US adversaries
or sorry, let's worry about about actual

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little green men and aliens, and
more worried about, you know, somebody

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floating a spy blowing over our country. But yeah, at the time,

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Grush was detailed to National Reconnaissance Office, the agency that operates US by satellites.

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I was informed, he says,
in the course of my official duties

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of a multi decade UAP crash retrieval
and reverse engineering program to which I was

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denied access. Asked whether asked whether
the US government had information about a stressed

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your life, Grush said, the
US likely, it's been aware of non

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human activity since the thirties, the
thirties, matt Rix, So apparently we've

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had we've had little lizard people walking
among us as the thirties. Another thing

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that the man who, if we
say is the name out loud, will

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definitely get us banned, has gotten
right, mister Ricks. What guy?

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So you know, No, I
don't know lizard guy. I'm not gonna

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say his name because we're gonna we'll
get a get immediately banned from YouTube.

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But the info guy, yeah,
that guy, Info Jones is what we

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call him info Jones. Is it
info Jones? Why not, that's not

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they're not. The algorithm won't catch
that one. So okay, yeah,

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that's fair. That's fair. So
yeah, we got aliens man, and

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apparently it was serious enough that Congress
actually wanted to hear about it. So

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fun times shocking that Congress wasted our
time with something. Yeah, no,

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I mean, it's it's absolutely you
know, uh, just weird that they

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would do something like that. Hat
tip to the Independent from Britain says Tom

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DeLong took hiatus from Blink Win eighty
two to feed his lifelong passion. Eight

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years later, as Congress holds historic
hearings on UFOs, he says, this

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was all part of the plan.
Oh, I'm I'm I'm sure, Tom

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DeLong. I'm sure you're like if
I quit Blink Win eighty two and I

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come back that you know, once
I quit Blink Win e two, Congress

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has been kind of quiet about this
UFO thing, But when I come back,

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they'll talk about it. Sure.
Sure, they've been waiting on Tom

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to come back, to come back
to Blink and start writing mediocre music again.

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This is so I got to read
this part of the article hat tip

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to h who wasn't again the Independent
from Britain and uh Sheila Flynn. So

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talking about how Tom knew that this
was gonna happen all along, and everything

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that's happening right now is one hundred
percent because of to the Star, he

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says, He says, I mean, I've known this, and my guys

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know this. We really feel in
our company we really changed the course of

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the world. We'll take there from
the guy who doesn't know how to sing

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on key. But here's the best
thing, because this tour is significant in

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more ways than one. The band's
traveling with families in tow. Good for

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them. They are traveling not by
warped bus but by private jet. H

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I mean, do you really expect
the Kardashian to travel in a bus?

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Of course not, dude. I
completely forgot that Barker was married to Chloe

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Kardashian, If I'm being honest with
you, Travis Kardashian. So Tom DeLong

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is saying he's right, of course
he is. I don't know if there's

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aliens on other planets, why would
we assum that we're the only people in

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the hemisphere stratosphere, hemisphere, which
one is it galaxy, sphere, hemisphere?

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Who cares? But are they moving
in next to me? Why do

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I care? I don't know,
man, I think that it's interesting to

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think about stuff like this. I'm
a nerd when it comes to this stuff

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like I would love to travel to
Mars or Venus or wherever. I'd love

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to do stuff like that. I'll
be terrified of it, but I would

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love to do it. John,
you pissing mowing about taking a flight from

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Nashville to Chicago. Now you want
to go to Venus. I can't believe

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it's one hundred and sixty nine dollars. I can't believe it. Yeah,

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well, obviously you know paying.
I wouldn't be paying for that flight there.

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I'd be doing it too, you
know. Be a hero, because

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we're such big influencers that we're gonna
be the We're gonna be the first ones

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on the Titanic ship to Venus.
We'll step out there just to get rid

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of us with time DeLong. Now, I will say this, if there

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are aliens, it would be nice
to tap into that market before Joe Rogan

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does. That's true. If Rogan
gets to him first, then we got

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no shot. Because you think in
the alien world, do you think there's

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birth controllers? His population just out
of control. So supposedly, if we

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were an interplanetary species and colonize the
entire galaxy, then we could potentially grow

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to approximately one quadrillion people. So
no, do I think aliens have birth

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control? Absolutely not. So man, they're just overran I mean, it's

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just like a but it's like it's
like every family's just a bunch of Catholics.

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Yeah, Bob boom, So what
do you think it's gonna come with

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this? Nothing? Nothing ever comes
to this. I genuinely think this is

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a dog and pony show. I
immediately started thinking, like, all right,

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they're televising this, what else is
going I'm starting to become a conspiracy

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theorist man, because like, they're
televising this, and I'm like, what

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else is going on in the news
right now that they're hiding by having a

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stinking congressional hearing on aliens? Who
cares? How does that affect me right

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now? Well? Listen, Okay, it's obviously got to do something with

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politics. Yeah, so Republicans probably
think that this is to cover up Hunter

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Biden. Yeah, but also Maga
people probably think that there's like a death

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Star. So the Hunter Biden cocaine
tax cover up is all a front for

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the death Star to blow up the
planet. Yeah. Yeah, And they

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think that Biden's supporters are all stormtroopers. Can you imagine Biden in Darth Vadier

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clothes, like he being the one
to talk. Can you imagine thirty years

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from now, instead of us like
arguing about illegal aliens, Greg Abbott is

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shipping aliens from Texas, actual aliens
from Texas to New York City because they

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just invaded us and we got nowhere
to go, throwing booviies in the river

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to try to keep them from swimming
across. And then Maga's calling for a

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dome over the US to block us
from the aliens coming from space. We

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get no sunlight anymore, all turn
into pasty white people. Could you imagine

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how cluttered if we built a dome
over the US. Could you imagine how

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cluttered the ceiling would be with all
the balloons and cigarettes smoke and pot smoke

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and everything just lingering up there at
the top of the dome of the US.

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Nobody liked a match when you go
outside, I mean, it's just

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all of it's gonna blow up.
Hey, but we can protect ourselves from

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North Korea. We can't fly anywhere. I mean, like the Dome of

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Hawaii would be fascinating to see.
Hey, you know what if volcano erupts,

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everybody's screwed. Can you can you
imagine though? Think about this,

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What if there were aliens and the
first people on this planet that they came

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in contact with was Kim Jong un? Like, can you imagine like if

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that's the first human that they spawn
was, like, this is how humans

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live. He kind of looks like
an alien, That's true, he does.

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They'd be like, oh, it's
our uncle. He would proclaim himself

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king of Earth, and they would
all just bow down to Kim Jongoun.

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Well that's what he wants. He
wants that from all of us. Anyways,

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it is us to bow down