He' s in traffic and busing, but at least there' s the
rooster. Good ladies, gentlemen, roosters, crackers, ganglers, rooster band
patch. How are you? How are you so good that you' re
out here giving it to him? Play again a new episode of the podcast
rooster, the Podcast rooster, and it turns out that in this episode we
are going to talk about a child, a poor little boy who does not
find his mother. We' re going to talk about a very strong woman
and we' re also going to have traumas from the war and the army
she brings here. Peña to tell us welcome, do more pira and accompany
this cock Podcast. Sure, then, I took advantage of it to make
a poem and I took advantage of it to prove it. He cuts Juliana
because she' s gone today. Yeah, yeah, the truth, of
course, really, the rhyme, because it' s already rhymed. Ah
well, I' m going to do it is a poem because I,
if I studied, I am a playwright, I am a graphic designer,
playwright, comedian and cultural manager, clear and presenter of the television, the
telefilter presenter and radio philanthropist. You want me to introduce you or you don
' t need that kind of thing. Oh, it misses me, pacho,
of course, present, uh, me, happy, well, but
it' s not going to look down on me, because you take advantage
of those things and make me resent people and less presage and despise people.
Me. If you, pacho, you, me, you really feel sorry
for yourself. Yes, it seems to me, then, pachos yes,
but see that the listeners are recommending places to go to buy the cheapest cat
sand. Oh, thank you very much to the listeners. Now not by
us now I send you messages that from one and that other warehouses. Okay.
Thank you very much, because if it' s expensive, brother,
it' s expensive where I buy it homework. Look, then, I
' m going to introduce you, if I may, with the information inside
Diego Peña on the Internet. Yeah, tell him what happened Güey looked for
Diego Peña on the Internet, pacháron tes. I' m going to present
it with the information that appears on the Internet. In clothescho or what I
could say, well, that I' m going to introduce Diego Peña who
shows up this Thursday live. No, no, no, but don'
t say what things. I have to say. On the white label are
the churro tickets per thousand Peña with Andrés vargas. But first, well,
a poetry and if I' m strong enough, let me introduce you to
the radioactive rooster. Yeah, Diego Peña. According to Google, a comedian
from Zaragozano who 20 years ago in the world of comedy. He began acting
in halls and premises of his city to stop the jump to theaters and cities
throughout the national and Aragonese territory. Cho with you Diego Peña, Google'
s, the real and the original. Do not accept imitations. Pacho,
I sent the next one as a brief synopsis of my little girl, of
my job. That' s the Spanish. It' s just that another
Spaniard always showed up. There, no, chaditas, we should one day
call that gentleman to see what they already called him. No, yeah,
yeah, yeah, that' s right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and how about that. Yeah. Very funny, good people. Yeah,
funny, big rock me. Here is the Chinese peña diego that comes to
you by the application that comes by temus campeña de temu. Here it is
in radioactive poem to the coffee selection. Well, oh, dear selection,
but don' t laugh here all focused for the best. That performance,
that clear performance, and that' s stony histrionism in poetry, Oh,
dear selection, you left us with the card untied. We knew you were
too tactful, but you shocked me. On Saturday on the dick we augurate
two, one or maximum three to zero. But I bird maria, but
I match the 11th coffee maker or. And the truth is, if they
screwed up the pooch, yeah, they overreacted a lot. How about the
performance of Baby Face Rodriguez. The good thing is, I always had faith
in him. I told some friends. Thanks to Rodríguez Amíguez. Now let
us pray on Wednesday that Uruguay is coming. These faggots put us to slash
with a lot of force. Ayay aya, i e, make strength.
That team' s D T' s name is Marcelo Alberto. The one
of us in Colombia was baptized Néstor Lorenzo Wow. They both have a name
like iron singers. Let' s hope Bielsa and her charrúas keep quiet on
the court. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Big guys saw a
video that went viral on a guy who' s out there like cut off
on a pole. He sends long hair, yeah, like with a hat
that' s in a dessert and apparently he' s drunk. Yeah,
yeah, on the pole, finishing a beer, and then a spectacular woman
shows up. Well, it feels good. Not a woman and so on
is that we no longer know with all this that has happened recently, because
it does not know and it turns out that they have. There. Well,
it' s not a die because the drunkard, because he hardly ever
talks. She' s the one talking and from one moment to another,
when she' s done telling her what she had to say. He puts
himself on the shoulder, the man. Ah, but before, Pacho takes
off the beer the man had in his hand. Yeah, he takes the
last squirt as a mutt. She' ll take it. She doesn'
t, She doesn' t get you down to the bottle spoon She gets
you down to the beer spoon and up to the shoulder, the man does,
and then she grabs the bike with one hand and goes down the street
with bicycle man and left the beer. He' s already dropped it,
that' s the guy. If I saw him, she' d take
the guy. He throws it over his shoulder like it' s a pashmina,
a bowling ball. People said that God God, if he has his
elect, that God is very great. That came out in the media and
a lot of people, but I don' t think that' s so
true. The non- producer video as well fachecólopa chequilo. See that,
for example, news snail title fell on his shoulder, his drunken boyfriend and
loaded a bike at the same time tremendous strength. Other social media outlets also
headlined as that woman is able to hang herself on a man' s shoulder
and carry a bike at a time. That' s right, it'
s real. That does show he' s capable. That' s either
the lady of them, or the woman is capable, it' s expensive.
A lot of people used to call that a family problem. The woman
discovers her husband or a lot of nacho. That' s gossip, because
people are already making a guess about the media. Right, right, the
media. Many on social media posted this video that was viral and even others
headlined that Mom finds her drunk son on the street. Really, he really
finds her. Really. I mean, the media, they put on a
movie and they thought it was real. And it turns out that the creators
of the content appeared. They are some, inclsuis being and creators of content.
Yeah, that' s how it was about lies. Yeah, about
lies, well, not being real. But it' s real because he
did get kicked out. But because the situation was accurate, that was accurate,
exact, exact idea, because they are called morbid humor. Yeah,
out there they knew how to say this is content from us. But thank
you for generating the clear news, then pache ya and so that so that
we can see how far the investigative level goes or look like the sources of
the news, because it already stays in the video no. Yeah, not
because there' s no time. Yes, because I found myself exactly with
many as media headlines and I wanted to here, because share them with you
to see that you see truth, that we see how the press works a
little clever. Let' s see what people have done with these video headlines,
because they invented, they created the diary. Mondoñedo' s team titled
a woman carrying the love of her life on her shoulder. Still they have
not wanted anything in life the space said man about to go from geta is
helped by an old woman who showed the fruits of paying a nme for the
gym and if the one from Cali published so it is women. Instead of
scolding him, pick him up to the house, throw him into bed and
take advantage of him. The newspaper or manizale balloon said transit and transport seeks
the woman to hire her as a crane and the tuna gazette confirmed. Tell
me you' re a single mom, without telling me you' re a
mother- cho- daughter. The cat is heard batons active, no radioactive
or a few days hi, hi, hello, good morning. Hey,
my name is diego, honey, how you' re diego. Mele well
look. I' m creative with the Advertising and Creative Agency, because I
' m really s o. But I consider myself creative. I' d
always be creative. Yeah, yeah. I work at the advertising and creative
agency Hames David of py Faceboorld wy what' s the name of the agency
James David Baby Faceboork who passes yes, ok ok or be good. He
worked at Jay b b EF world Wide. Yeah. Okay and so it
turns out that there' s a new practitioner here that you call him a
dieguito and he was listening to his content and I know he fell asleep.
He didn' t put the resume, who suffers from narcolepsy, did the
medical tests. He starts to head over here and falls asleep. I think
the medical tests didn' t specify he' s suffering from narcolepsy. Okay
and but just hearing its contents, he gave him the narcoleps attack already fell
asleep. And I, by mistake. I didn' t have to start
hearing' cause that' s good, that' s good? It'
s good that we have this new listener all of a sudden, because I
don' t know if to call him people, because he still falls asleep.
So I don' t know, I don' t know if more,
I don' t say I' m talking about you as no,
listener, follower, I say good. No, don' t consider me
listeners, I' m just ready today, no more. Now well then,
but he called, that is, he had the initiative to call them
also clearly because I mapped several things listening to their content. And so,
because I was encouraged also because my creative spirit caught my attention to correct them
to therefore creative spirit and what has found? What you' ve found,
because look at the first thing I map is that you only talk about football.
Oh, no, no, but is that okay? Isn' t
that okay? It' s okay for me to talk about football. What
' s wrong is they don' t have a former football player on their
work table making comments. Ah, but the producer, the producer was that
ex- micro player. Yeah, Caterpilo. There' s talk of real
football, so let' s not see what the charrios came out of there.
The only micron I know is a drug we ask for here on Fridays
grains and micre powder we shove it under our eyelids and that hits us one
day true father, what a way to suck. So you guys should hire
a former football player. They should have the tiger, but not the tiger
for chaos in the castle tiger. Ah, well, tiger castel. They
do call him Robobagol. How it' s Bayo Robollo, Yeah, well,
yeah, even though he was looking for it to make another defense of
my pretty good. I think it' s a tremendous double with fal grand
hiring. Yeah, clothes, raffle, falcao raffle, raffle, use or
raffle, raamel raffle doesn' t sound very good, doesn' t sell
much like rose, raffle. Or he wants to have a former player to
talk about football and so on. Yes, a pimentel teacher has Pimentel and
they start to fight and he catki them and hit them and spits them out
and insults Daniel Torres and Daniel Torres. That wasn' t training Chicky Garcia
' s son. Yeah, okay Ran, players should hire one. You
have money, please. Okay. That' s the good thing. Besides,
that generates engagement. Ok or they' re going to get big,
bring in, for example, Pablo Armero to make them realize it. Sad
to find the show already to dance. That' s why I shock the
good and the bad with your gray tone there on the radio rooster. Sure,
sure, we' re going to look at for now what we have
closer is Luis Diaz' s dad or a peeled one of these women'
s team. See they' ve got a month doing nothing. You can
hire her these days to make her play ja is true Mape other than if
it' s something terrible, I think it' s an Ishu Dance Güey.
You' re full of isus, but yes, I found Mapé something
horrible, really. But engagement that is this today I something in the program
and said uy no. There' s something going on here, and I
think you' re a public person who just spoke. Hey, guys who
call you Juliana, no, no, no, Francesco, they call me
Francesco, no. I saw all the time they call you Pacho, no.
But I told them not to. No, well if he is Francis,
then we made him fond, pacho, because to say Francis, all
the time in the long air, very well, yes, very long,
Francisco, of course s don Francisco, horrible, horrible, I mean Reycaspa,
no, no, no, I mean how it goes, it'
s very serious. Or you can say that, it' s like polishing
very badly and I told Marianello, for example, really. But no,
look at a man like Nestor Lorenzo True, ok, men as fashionable,
for not as those of the selection, that they are all like men of
no stock, but that they warn neither joh nor I know what no no,
but Chacho, that chipacho is worse. But it is that really Nestor
Lorenzo sounds chevere by the last name, because if now only Nestor is me
r restor, it does not help. Nestor is much better than pacho,
because it' s very serious, it' s very serious and look.
Pacho is the name of a gentleman who is not going to work this week
for the euro and the America Cup and at work invents that the son is
intensive care ox no, no, no, no, no, and not
those fifth. It' s fifth grade, it' s fifth grade,
but that' s pure Pacho. It' s just that I' m
paying the fifth name. Not spacho, yes, pacho, Pacho is the
name of the owner of Balneario. Yeah, he puts it in camera to
see the girls who are going to change. No, no, no,
I believe myself, Pacho is a pure name of lord who celebrates all the
nonsense of my day dad who likes and follows and follows and it is an
influencer yes things that give trinche Luis Díaz' s dad crense the old man,
because do it well, yes, yes, already very funny and everything
and very well, but uy t cringe and went to the other side already
he or yes, I would have left him kidnapped cheap güey. Okay.
We have it because today on Monday traffic here at the Agency, on Mondays
we have traffic and we stress, because on Mondays it is traffic, which
is the gena advertising faggot. We' ve got traffic, we' ve
been stressed out, and we' ve been snto, and we' ve
been on corduroys. And if you don' t know what traffic is,
traffic in an agency, then what makes you be a fanny and have studied
systems and not advertising. After being strong to see the rooster by stripe,
because speaking of sad stories, yes, what happened more, no, no,
more, but sadder than the duo, more or more than Junior was
going, sadder is everything, no, because this is more than a sad
story. I think it' s a sad investigation. The weekend I was
out there watching some news and network stuff and I ran into an investigation that
did snail, snail news that you say man, there was no more news.
I mean, like, it' s all football, it' s
all football. That' s when she' s gonna fill in something,
when the editor has to get out of something, from a bejuco. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I felt that in a moment, but here we
show you this sad story about hats? Come with me to see this sad
story? Come with me to see this sad story? On tabobo? The
city of the Falcao Tiger was known a very deep investigation about the caps.
Wear caps or ceilings like flames. Some young people in Bolívar city have different
meanings. It' s hallucinating like cal flow. There are about five hundred,
one million, two million, two million for a mother ox roof better
go and study with that also the risk that runs in the streets when carrying
them. There are kids who can wear thin hats because they rob them,
stab us for stealing their hats, don' t fuck with my hat.
Behind this colorful fashion hides a complex phenomenon. The intolerance that has already claimed
several lives in the midst of quarrels that derived me for taking away silver,
but for a cap. Specifically, we have seven cases where it' s
been because of differences between two people who take off their hats. Which for
them is a code of honor. The honor if we have it for the
floor between them is added either with short weapon, sharp or gun min Game
of Thrones, they give so much sword for the honor. The other side
of this phenomenon is that of criminal gangs, where caps, regardless of their
price, become a kind of amulet and at the same time trophy for opposing
bands. For them not only a trophy, but how many times it has
acted in a criminal way in company daily, the police of Ciudad Bolívar attend
on average about forty- eight quarrels more than three hundred and fifty on the
weekends and in many of these cases a cap becomes the cause of the confrontations.
He' s here. It' s a sad story. How strange
when the bands were given a knife by the women, by the wickers,
the cargos, not generation of glass. In one of these we get shot
by the ass. The gagaro is heard batons of active now and that they
touch these themes there in the concentrations and in the trainings. Well, what
are we going to do when the Uruguayans get salty, because they' re
going to get like this, so how are we going to press it who
' s going to be the bully face or pass all that. We too
have to put these arguments into view. We have several faces to spare,
the Colombia team is going to me or how we go to seventy percent.
Yeah, that' s a lot of that I like. I' m
gonna work it out. Richardi I mean and tell someone in the ear that
cross this line and don' t tell them any more if you walk away
and step back. Yeah, but Rios, Richarrio, doesn' t look
like a bully, not a temple. I' d be like that,
I wouldn' t do that, I wouldn' t have a fixed look
at him for three seconds and he' d have to put his hand as
well as on, as in, as in the pants, as if he
was like he had something there. Yeah, but only by tying, just
tying, or that' s scary is his intimacy. How it' s
going to be today or how it' s gasping him by holding on to
it. If you agree that you, how much more, how many sounds
in your family. He' ll eat you this once and for all.
I' m counting, because we' ve already been eaten by Argentine.
I' m counting, we' ve learned selection. Or more Hoica,
Ojica, Mojica, Mojica has a killer face. We' re coming.
Mojica, we need his face. Besides, Lerma, we need your hair
They' re going out to block James. No, I mean, let
' s not count on James for the next game, because that' s
gonna block him. Yeah, already days, you' re fighting exactly as
well. Then they can' t be our bullets in that game. That
' s right, they can' t be our talent. They do get
so hot, but they have to be others who take their faces this time
for the Colombia team, because they are going to be blocked, that we
have to see him do the seven to read it already make seventeen today,
today, because we get quick phrases, phrases that fear and we send them
to Lorenz because this does not know in these lorenmas, phrases of Colombians that
infested abroad. And already, since phrases I am Colombian, period, I
am intimacy abroad, of course, things not stories, we can not eat
Uruguayans. That' s it and that luchito knew there with a cap,
because of the New Orleans, of the Postes, of some basketball team,
of course and in bases, chained and soaked, so that they go out
to heat the game can not play, to do, but to heat a
hundred shoddies. And if, as you say, champions in Hornets' cap,
diver in a lune and to a Warner character, as well as running
down the road or something like that aha and I' m scared if she
goes out like that with a saying tied up there in the cool ones,
a saying of the Virgin, a box that yes, that' s one
thing so that I print them fear that she won and was a mother and
tattoos and so let' s say temporary that they say for my family.
I get killed for Colombia two and life. That' s like stuff,
so when the cuguayos in a corner shot see that say Wednesday. This if
it is not within us within our man, look, for the sky and
the spoon. One thing like that is the tricolor and the crazy spoon one
with a tattoo, because of video already in the forearm of that not really
that the referent that already of hollita from me is going to break people no
more because really they can not eat us to count this time the Uruguayans and
others. Yeah, because, for example, people are saying that watering rivers,
that it' s really nice. And all that. If I were
Richard Rus what I' d do, I' d shave my head and
weed your acting, six, six and six in the skull and go out
and play, because I' d surprise everyone. Sure, yeah, yeah.
That' s a sign that says in the bad pauquele one thing.
So, as a mara salvarucha, it does not really touch us with all
the attitude. I will see in Colombia go, go, that you can,
but because it is up to us to put to that also arguments,
as Pacho says, attitudes of the brother hymns do go to the yard that
is that they come out like a green coloration and they are already sweating in
the hymns not in the anthem. When they finish singing the anthem, they
' re gonna have to shout it out. So that they may see that
if they come out and punch each other, they do not touch each other
' s hands among the players of the same country, but they are peching
against each other. Stop in the chest or not, or when the anthem
is finished, shout the satanj that sounds the anthem and that the anthem sounds
and someone shoots a thing like that you can to that the truth. You
can win everything now. I' m that thermos, instead of water or
stuff to moisturize blood, blood calf and want or have before you start.
It' s if they can hear the training, they grab fists between them
so they can all come out full of purples to the game. And that
helps this in yourself, because it doesn' t say uy this where that
Jws my son was and I left him, but really that and that when
they come out of the dressing room that instead of children who take him out
reggaetonero pulls the rooster is one more chinga stories of the listeners of the rooster.
Let' s see what they tell us about ten Cochito, Peña,
champagne, Hi Hi, talk to Nicolás and you want drama. Yeah,
then I' ll tell them. Why do I deserve that first ballot to
see that gentleman, to see, to see, to see, because it
turns out that thanks to this beatle I was able to conquer the woman of
my dreams and can lose my baby. What then I deserve. She'
s a girl, well, but she' s this shy pa. Nor
was it for the drama, because yes, it seems that it was a
drama. Then your first time. Yeah, it wasn' t a nice
thing. Of course it was. It wasn' t Lindie. Depends what
Virginia would have lost. But good are the stories that everyone tells to see
where. Please see what else we have here voice notes from listeners who dream
of the first ballot to see Sir Paul mccartne, Hello Good morning, Hi
uy manía, Fernando de Medellín. I want the concert of Paul mccountlng in
Bogotá, Jorge, because I live to mellir Acá Come are only pure reggaetoneros
and cigars, and I do not like reggaeton. I have coughed up reggaeton
popular music and I look are at a rock concert by Paul McCartney of a
legend of the role of music that I like of what I liked, because
here I am pure reggaeton and I do not like reggaeton. Please, it
' s raining I want you to wear medicine. That fan concert will be
why not there l McCartney was not the right place. Okay, I don
' t think we should walk them when I' m cured of McCartney,
but when I' m better at rhinitis. But there it is and I
know that I would like to hear it speeded up the voice note. In
fact, agreements eat for two to see hello good morning. I' m
Manio Fernan. Get me out of there, and I want you to walk
for a while in Bogotá. Why, because I' m going to Medellin
I don' t know only for the reggaetoners and pure and I don'
t like reggaeton? I dress up is a reggaeton popular music. I deserve
it. They' re at a McCarty rock concert, a rock legend,
music that I like about what I liked, because here, here, those
pure reggaeton and I don' t like reggaeton. Please help me, I
want you to give me a concert. Please, he' s helping me.
If I imagine I am grateful to you at cost Daddy when I am
I made me love and possess her, besides that it is that from measures
very far for Colombia. It' s my turn to pay the bos for
the hostel and the ticket and everything should go. Help me, help me
with the ticket. You know, I really do The worst thing I'
ve ever seen, brother. Yeah, yeah true that' s why your
team is going to be the fool in this video for putting on burletette.
Friends, I' m going to be nailed by that sleepy dog, my
dog on a nocturnal motorcycle, not lying not to apologize to them. I
' d give him the ticket. I don' t, but yours,
well, yeah, then they get good if it' s yours, if
there' s no problem, really ready to reward her two, but yours
the first of the day. But not yours, well, if it'
s yours, I mean, this one won' t be able to.
All right, I' m following' em for fuck' s sake.
I' ll take yours later and go. I hope mother pawns it,
without it. Congratulations on the trachetas. First guest at the concert. I
really don' t congratulate you, pache' s a visa. It'
s okay to invite her now, I can imagine him there singing the rooster
for radioactive. Well, it' s time to go through some of the
headlines we' re bringing today for this insult. But honest show called the
active radio rooster, once the concert rooster. Today is the day. Today
is the day. Today is the day for blue fans. Today the Falcao
Tiger will make his debut with millionaires in front of river O. Men.
Yes, sir yesterday I was seeing the arrival of the tiger in Argentina,
in Argentina where there is also a lot of Colombians who follow him, who
is a fan of millionaires. But I don' t know if he liked
it very much at first how to say the foster care, that he had
the reception, the reception of so many people, but it is that now
they are very intense. Pacho, a lot of people, a lot of
people already on top and that photo and that photo and that I didn'
t like the suitcase. That way I saw that he had it for the
backpack. The peña tiger had the normal backpack back, but at one point
they told no tiger that the backpack, because there America was cared for.
He passed the backpack once and for all, like the one that looks like
they were trying to get him there, like when you get up behind me,
they' re behind me and the suitcase in front of me. I
liked that because it was noticeable that it was noticed that he went on a
bus once after all and that one can' t go with the hood or
briefcase back from the back. You can' t put that forward on your
chest. Of course, then there he showed that he had, showed that
he had cane if he got very European the backpack of morriso I remembered that
he had mounted it in busy po forward. He thought he was in Mona.
I don' t think I was from the principality. Yes, yes,
I was going to enter a casino in a moment, the principality of
the moment is not, and truth I come is from another side and Fundre
put the backpack forward. True that I said no, what a pity with
Falcadito is already giving me as a penalty of no. No. No.
No, it is that Lorelai told falcao that to Buenos Aires, because to
Argentina take only the papers. Don' t take these cards or anything and
it' s already been noted in some media of the work Loreley already got.
I figured it was going to be, because in a colsente ro something
like that and not that is modeling for a hard brand itself. Well,
if you see a producer. Today four and thirty in the afternoon, at
the monumental River Rebel you will be playing the tigunda at the end of that
game of me between River and Millonarios. The game goes for Disney Lost Premium.
No yes, sir, she' s a childish, so yes,
of course, because she' s going to play against King Levon mufasaja even
from Pegrillo, Pepe Grillo in the front hag. This beast, beast that
today, then, that' s where they' ll be able to see
it. If you don' t have this, then there was your debut
The repet is bell, well, perlinto is going to be cute, lucky
the tiger. So today, his debut is confirmed with a certain slemno of
Incolombia, in addition to being Paul McCartney. Twenty- five years of chaos
will be celebrated in Colombia with lepno uy que powey. This yes, you
can' t. This hasn' t been done to me. There you
go, there you go? It wasn' t the number of Pachu fans
who showed up yesterday from slip Lott and still this morning, everyone watching oh
lead music not Is t obvious, but we' re not going to let
many of you die, because this has to be seen, this is historical,
that' s lep note. So be cool, and this one doesn
' t go for Disney Lost. So calm down, don' t worry
that the tour of Latin America passes through Colombia with active radio and you will
be here with all the power on this stolen planet. Curious question makes James
David a journalist, before the Colombian Party in front of its great rival Uruguay.
At what hours you bring the lamp when you can, but you bring
it to the stadium always, always, as I told you tried, they
will reach my companions to play well and well preview me for a good time.
You are also aware that you are not a human being in football a
statesman if you have to compete a golden cup for the south of pra,
no, no, no, I think it was the same thing for that
very thanks, no, but I because when the house is alone to see,
the first question is that every time you rub, the lamp lamp is
more than doing the rub this morning, because that very horrible, not very
ugly. Yeah, me, that wasn' t magic. I imagine he
meant a little bit more about that, not because of that magic James David
has been doing with the Colombian team and then he told him he was an
extraterrestrial. Yeah, yeah, you' re aware you' re not a
human being. How good it would have been for him to take off his
skin and say, for so green and a white was beginning to transform.
So, yeah, how did you know, there' s a lizard.
So, I started smoking l f and I said go to the lamp and
that would have been tremendous. But no, but he' s not that
boa, sir, he had to work here. She' s so hot,
you ask at what time I rub her already this morning the gagaro.
But there are already batons of active that great experience. If you, who
lived so many years in Spain, pacho, do not want to turn around
sometimes. Sure depends. I am to say gunto depends on the area where
you want to live so well do not see here you are one of those
who are contributing to something that you are complaining about in that country where you
are seeing right now, in Mexico. What a thing to put him on.
I believe this spicy food no longer itches, so it no longer itches
sauce, it does not itch sweet. At least in certain areas of the
country the food is adapting, but adapting to what or here, to the
taste of tourists and foreigners who have come to live here. In Mexico City,
for example, there are already neighborhoods where it is difficult to get spicy
food. Taquerías have sauces, yes, but they don' t bite.
That is why Mexican cuisine and local businesses adapt to the taste of foreigners means
that our culture and traditions also change. If you hear, if you hear,
pacho because of you is running out. Spicy food isn' t eating
food for Mexicans, because it' s gotten a lot of foreign people to
live or you. Yeah, yeah, well, the best thing about spicy
food is that you eat it. It' s the way out that one
eats it. Let' s say that with your hand, without using cutlery
and already you cry your eyes and one closes an eye with the same hand
as an egg, a spicy tato. And that' s very nice,
that' s very nice. You have one eye left like a nose,
no, because I told you the story of a real contest once and the
story of a hot wings contest is true. In Mexico a man died,
not a guy, but in the super spicy sauces, yes, they were
an archore, yes archore and the guy sent himself, i e, he
sent his salts with his super spicy sauce. Yeah, and it was,
like, then a little past beer and he went to the bathroom and he
put his pants down and he grabbed his balls and he made a jacket,
that is, he burned his balls to the eggs and then he helped a
drunk out there with his eggs. He doesn' t touch me like a
dog with the luco scratching on it. And yes, of course, well,
it' s going to sting him anyway, because, because the hospice
is going to have it full of But if mother erases and she couldn'
t close and put her pants up because of that pain. Please, no
reason, I' m not busy. What do you do if you go
into a bathroom? Yes, yes, it was and for things of life.
Yeah, well, man in the bathroom between a person who doesn'
t have arms, situation so is you but needs to happen. Yes,
yes, yes, come in and say, sir, you can help me
and you have to do one because but it is that the person that the
bag that took them off me, had to come out can put my pants
up and whatever comes with Auntie Voia with Auntie. It' s not like
he can' t go into the men' s room anymore. You know
you can help me and that' s where you do, because it'
s clear, there are things about one wanting to help, but it also
goes into the other part of one. But now, but I' m
going to have to come down. But a pair of pants, I'
m gonna have to take it off and I' m gonna have to have
that omic. Oh, no, I' m not telling him how much
he' s got, how much he' s gonna give me. No,
because that, obviously, is a help you are going to give to
society. No. I think I' ll tell him, oh my nonchen
der lingua, but pacho quickly shoves his arms in his shirt and says friend,
there are already two of us. The daya is a chimba. But
eye, eye who returned who returned where to misfortune of much or which counts
them. Thirteen bro stop man looking for ma o pao maro I don'
t. No. Okay, come on, let' s go be good
morning. Well, he hesitates to say how he is. Thank you,
welcome here we go little champagne hand. I liked it. I liked that
first joke. Yeah, wait, it was Rivero' s other day.
Hey, wait, well, you little bird here waiting for Budé de Palcao
' s, so be it, with the height not with class everything,
of course, yes, of course with mastery, because, then, where
not to talk which hand. No, of course not, but today four
and thirty times the debut against the river in the monumental of Argentina. Yeah,
no, that' s tough. Well, Rivera is a team I
respect. I mean, that team went to vegan humilitys, so I don
' t think it' s going. It won' t come out,
because today so tarman Yes, well and how we are today in the mood
of jokes and so on. Bucar Man great, straw or good hand.
Don' t listen, but I have a sponsor. Don' t really
tell me. I figured I' d see what the grease is. This
section is sponsored by two churros per thousand. The comedy show to be held
is on Thursday 11th of the nation and by Medellín Diego Peña and Andrés Vargas,
the best you can tell, gossip and live comedy. And why don
' t you say so. You can' t say Peña peña, but
thank at least human bucar. They sought many thanks, brother, no,
but no shame to help him, to open his mouth there and the other.
They don' t thank him or say anything to him He thanked him
for what. Thanks, old man, thanks, nippy mother, nothing,
Nippy. It' s teria, very dry, but but Peña. Give
Bucaroman some money there because he didn' t have to tell where to get
the tickets. Oh, he was gonna say, but you guys interrupted him
like three times. Ah ok ok good. That is what ballots in white
enticing, dot com or at the entrance of the theater. There in ponpro
one block from the park next to the village. So, dot com stump,
with dot com with the biennialialas dot com tocon good, well, yeah,
has sponsor that the sponsor demands you good, jokes no, he'
s not that demanding. So, when Peña actually Dispatch, you don'
t demand anything, in return, for what, because it' s obviously
the reputation of your brand. I do demand you, but if you too
from a certain well- fachi camp you get very upset with people what it
would be like to be a joke duel Peña looking for Oman and it is
that I want to go with the producer and leave Peña alone with Bucaroman.
I really am just laughing and all laughing at the two of the gossips.
Well what, sir this is not Reañor' s pong dialogue joke, when
you hear it Tirat, so funny is his rado campion, you' re
not the best. You, not you hear champagne. Sir I remember when
before there were some practitioners who supported you and celebrated the jokes and never called
you vecticantes again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they' re just what,
' cause they' re busy. They are, too, but asleep.
No, I am, it' s not sun, but it'
s just editing stuff out there in another booth, and it' s diego,
I say it' s here, because ponching and looking at the editing
itself like it' s playing, putting chaus nonchando, ponching cameras you know
what. Yeah, we say yes, or camera slinging cameras Yeah. Oh,
boy. That' s like a TV already or that' s a
little bit, a little communal with a communal TV ale TV, a communal
channel. Well, gated milestone of residential set and Mike' s camera legeon,
which is not, but they' re good at laughing like a security
room and with some security cameras watching today we have a special at school.
They tell me no, they say I like it good to see is what
you tell me, but to me that joke appears a little bit. How
to put it. They' re like hell. No, no, no,
no. No. Against the stupid patriarchy, because it' s always
Mom, Mom, and never cha Dad, and it' s never Dad
Dad, and there' s a lot Dad fought. I agree, it
' s always Mom' s mom. Yes, very sad. That'
s like Mom' s mom and Dad' s any kid already. But
if that reflection can be if you want a joke, you already have the
joke ready. This is humor, consciousness, it' s humor consciousness.
But because pacho that is you that I have seen that you were dad and
everything does not believe and that you are talking about the lady always Mom,
Mom, sad, that does not yes, but Dad was nothing for the
da. That' s fine, because the mother figure is very important,
but the father figure is very important, too, of course. But I
think she wants Mom, Mom, well. But if the boy and he
' s always a boy where he goes and says Mom, Mom, he
always does very little ps is a good girl. And if I' m
going to make a child i ah well, it can be to see us
or it works child the child that comes, a child that is, that
comes the child to school, not to the house, to the face that
in school they tell me no in the house, meditate to the school,
to the school to see Mom, Mom. Besides, like that, mom
works at school. Sure, not well, yeah, it can go four.
Teachers, there, Mom, Mom, in the house, they say
no. He doesn' t have, he' s got a lot.
Oh, I thought I was about to start. No, but we'
ve got it, we' ve got it, we can start. But
the day, Mom, can be a teacher of course because already with a
marriage, with a marriage of another child, of another student ay gave the
boredness is that you prodoctor speaks very much what a pity, but it is
that ab and there already speaks all the time. But what this joe did
to me. Thank you, Pacho, I didn' t imagine the teacher
teaching mother stepmother, being a bastard. No wonder producer, then not for
them, no yes, sorry, but you' re already the one who
sends to be so funny, Pacho, you tell the jokes. Sure,
Mother, Mom, to see if I feel sorry for the call or not
hello already looking for already stop talking, Pao to go on, I continue
with the monologue. Me, but if it' s the producer, that
' s why the producer ay and don' t make him boo sorry is
that Pacho made me clear he' s going to go on with the monologue
and hopefully make me laugh more than Pacho looking for the truth. Well,
the kid' s coming to the house. Yeah, but a kid,
Mom, Mom, in school ask for that orphan, Mom, Mom,
no, yeah, that' s my fart, Dad, no, aunt,
uncle, good or grandfather, Dad, no, no, no,
I' m not, I' m gonna laugh. I don' t
have any. He' s fascinated by that humor. The producer is fascinated
by that record. No, they' ll keep calling me an orphan.
Already to see Güey, please, please, product child touring the whole house,
only not as much to the street. There' s someone there,
the street kid, the kid who' s walking through the sewers. Mom,
like a jungle book mongil, telling a bear, Mom not to see
a dog. Ah dad to see well, and we' ll have number
two. Number two, but it' s fun. Not how he liked
the producer, but the previous one was fun. Pacho, not very good.
Yeah, there' s a kid coming into the house, Mom,
Mom, at school, this was another one, and the next day she
had a mom. Sure, let' s imagine they adopted him. The
boy had the hemier not, please, producer and all day long the hem.
If I don' t know truth, because no rat, yes,
no, no, or that a child came into the house, Mom,
Mom, at school they call me batre boys uy or milestone who ebry Barees
daughter, no, Mom, don' t go, Mom, Mom I
give her toras, ya pia, Mom. Well, get ready because today,
on the active radio rooster, we figured out what it would be like,
what a world would be like backwards. I wish the earth had very
small strips and it' ll come back. How' d that go?
What it would be like to be a world that would work the other way
around what we normally live. For example, how could Argentina put an easier
match on it today? So Argentina, to that, Argentina Oil Alliance.
It' s just that everyone' s running away today is Argentina and you
' re piles rigida and she' s like that in the past. Three
years before there the Argentines and Haiti come with all their artillery to face Argentina.
Classic, of course with the figure of Haiti, who plays in the
b of Spain. Unbelievable, how it was that a football game was ninety
minutes of just penalty, but that not after the United States at some point
they tried that only before ninety and how they put those weird criminals. He
remembers the producer who' s out of the middle of the court. Besides,
I mean, that' s no longer exciting to become a bodrium,
of course, because it' s also, but in prisons you say that
' s pure luck, but you also have specialists. Yeah, study,
yeah, the one you boot because it' s too bad. No.
It' s not yes, yes, no, that' s got all
the front advantages, which is how you' re shooting at someone. Obviously,
the tea that clearly tries to pull the ball out. Uncle, I
don' t agree. When an archer covers a penalty and people say that
uy threw it away. The one who charged him dropped it. He didn
' t drop it. If it' s not when the bow is out,
when the ball throws it away, it' s good, I roll
it. I miss him, for a wing ro, but he did not
throw him away, then what is your interpretation of him. He ate it.
He ate it. That' s when he throws it away the bow
of the three sticks, that eats it. But if a doorman cuts a
prison for a kicker, of course they' re taking all the credit from
the doorman. Of course, the lotus of the doorman who says he cut
him doesn' t have to be cut. I' ll tell you what.
No. Merit is right this football block. Yes, then the doorman
stood still and reached his hands. No. Sometimes you know no. But
there' s more. There' s more, there' s more error
in the front than virtue in the doorman. When the doorman covers it,
yes, man, yes, yes, the error is greater than the porter
' s virtue. Yeah, not always, or it' s downplaying the
doorman' s job. Oh, they throw out jails because it' s
too bad. I really don' t care what breed you vegan pits oh
God, oh oh now the tiger cor tele this keep this twi this ex
how was your contest to take from you the ballots that you earned from what
you bought the ones you bought. You have all the West tickets for Paul
McCartney right now. The next question is if the answer is taken off all
of them and the answer well loses ninety- nine percent of the ballots that
had been won. You won Paul McCartney' s ticket yesterday. I'
m leaving to take it off. Oh, that' s good, Chuta,
that' s good. How did it go, how did it go
to make a song to Falcao and he will send to destroy you the house
hahaja and how it is what it would be like and how it was that
Enrique Iglesias was Churches, but from garage hahaja the cock for radioactive. Or
that it' s all that rock show on Thursday or song produced with Andrés
Vargas not Chinese, and how that goes Peña, not pacho. It'
s going very well. More and more people are calling for this show called
" do churros por m" which will be on Thursday 11th at eight o
' clock at night. In action we already have many people who soldier and
acquire not who have acquired their tickets to accompany us, that would be very
nice a soul dout. What else is that here, if we do soul
out, we do it for real, not like many singers who do a
sun dout, but give away the polentas and that of course. That doesn
' t make any sense. Yes, yes, sir, no, that
' s good. If you name it the show that' s called sold
out, really soldier, really, I should make a clash call it a
real soldier talking about the year I was in the army. Oh, yeah,
telling those stories. Or it was touched by the office. I start
crying office. That' s where I got to draw little pictures and things
like these, so his rifle was a pencil. You know how much of
the problems Colombia has today of guerrillas and other groups outside the law. It
' s because Peña wasn' t able to convince them, because he had
his lies. It was the only task he had, because he had to
elaborate the entire pamphlet. It can no longer be the pamphlet, the flyer
that was going to be given to the guerrilla people of that offensive if the
enemy did. That' s why I did it like that. I,
I was pyre, who was the enemy of the guerrilla at the time,
because the army. But no, but that doesn' t seem to make
him an enemy. But it' s just that the story of me broke
in two in it. The first few months were fighting well, of course,
and a lot of chila people came back. Then bid that Peña has
given. Soon I' ve put up with a lot of better people to
draw firm attention. Then I went to. They started drawing me because I
couldn' t keep killing so many people in the jungle. Of course,
because I was killing my enemy, the fact that I was a me was
a death machine, no more than anything, a terror machine, a surrogate,
a predator, basically to me first they gave me rifles and brought me
the gallile and then they told me no better the month' s sixties and
I killed and mated brother, but doggy, that was at what age his
was about sixteen fifty months to and already there he drew. That' s
good, that' s not what I killed, I learned to kill first
and then I said I killed better of the cartoonists. That rock, he
' s got no hayders. No, no, because I killed him,
he' s got the overs. Everything broke in two. Pacho, because
I, I mean, it was a lot of what I fought, what
I walked through the Colombian jungles and I remember all those operatives we were doing.
Hard bites of the mosquitoes, sleep in the open in Hammocks, have
to kill snakes that were basically going to send us mensesinarnarss was the enemy and
didn' t have to kill the snakes. And today he' s scared
of a cat' s vomit. No, no, no, pacho,
I became a very insensitive guy because of what the war was all about.
What was the war? The war is back. It turned me like that,
Brother, which was the gun you fired, which remained just like in
your mind that you said this thing very chevere shoot it. It' s
the sixty, the sixty month you fired the sixty month and the bow and
arrow. Also because when the ammo was over, I said brother, I
had to go on. Then I would arm a bow, an arrow and
when that was damaged stone, brother and guayabitas, it would also shoot guayaran
and all those dolls that have over them are by the sixty dem or they
are by the bow and the arrow, bow and arrow, by the guayabitas,
the gallil and some also with the mind with the mind. I didn
' t kill them people, when there were no more options, I would
concentrate there the roster because I put myself on. I' m going to
die of my taste and one is a meditation but aggressive, of course,
of course, of course not, and those who killed boredom. I can
imagine Thursday, too. The Gaya is a chinga chi and ay today hy
Ever, i e, Jay Hello every nothing, yes and body in front
of female superior who covers the trunk and in the granddaughter. I' m
the last beneficent dj your voice untrustworthy radio level. Although I was born in
Colombia, I am a dancer, I speak fluent English and that makes me
superior to you. I am the pint the pimp, the pimp of sound,
music and wisdom. And this is my podcast welcom the very good j
state of music, life and radio was. The Internet. It' s
your day today. Thanks to the immense wisdom and my ar research on YouTube.
I say it YouTube and rich YouTube, as the gringos say, I
bring a song of beatr Swiet melodies, that is, bittersweets s a agri
piter no to see Peter Agre Yes, yes, yes, sweet perfect Symphony.
All right, I have a cousin who' s called agriana and this
gives sour cousin and it' s this one that puts me to sad is
desy narrow ok sad ok is one that speaks of the greatness of a character,
but when I hear it, I feel like swallowing a bag of pills
and spending a better life. And since I don' t want to be
the only one to feel this anguish, I' m going to drag you
too into this deep pit of sadness and the wei ou viva i uy what
I pull isn' t necessary for me oh no, there' s no
seeing. The video is even a little more tril because she has a t
- shirt with the most crooked lines. Ay Ay Lila, we' re
all gonna win. We go for the purchase in the year two thousand,
Cannia wey Mother does is the song you hear when you go to hell and
take it in trancon. It begins to dine this and a climate of seventy
grand passes strong who a proton very soon the presentation in the campin. They
' re going to have a good mushroom base there now. If you have
a good time with the champagne, the need was enough with the lyrics pole
Toby, Alexy Hernández, Paul McCartney' s windshield didn' t see the
cute ones of the two. No Ephliptop will open Alexy Hernández Ja when I
falcao this song, contacted the lady who sings it and gave her a house.
I would have sent him to make a bunker underground and passed him the
key. Now with this song was the end of it. He' s
gonna make a lot of goals, but on his own team. I'
m the penultimate DJ and your reliable voice, never unreliable from the radio.
And when I have a vacation I go to visit The Rolling Stone, that
is, to the roller and under the ja and the rooster you hear the
batons of active and that' s why I brought some decisions today the perfect
raudioactiva rooster so that we think and learn to make decisions. Or the former
miss, you, who prefers what you, what you prefer to see have
to see your partner who loves you so much love your partner, because so
you are lostly in love, taken from him from her whatever is egi cices.
But, Paul, it has to do with your partner having sex with
someone else that you' re being unfaithful to. Okay, well, you
have to see it or you have to see it ok or you have to
watch a loved one die that loves you very much you very much, not
old age is not that no longer. Now it was up to him not
a person that you want a lot, he has to see how that person
dies what he prefers, a lightning or something So, a heist and then
what the pres is. You have to see one of the two things,
which you think you are moderately prepared to see the death of a family member
you love very much. Yes, but not by old age I repeat or
having to see your partner here with another person, the couple you love,
you say no better said she or he for life and son no, but
it is that I mean seeing the couple knew you came pro victory. There
' s what I know now in an example. It' s a hypothetical,
because I came to you. If this rock with that woman on a
veneer channel is the woman I love. His girlfriend is complete, not because
we see him rocking because, as an example, he is not married.
Then peña' s with her She' s already there. But and this
rock and that woman is woe not because woe to you, but in my
life I had known how truly. But not because there then, but happy
tells you why then a loved one who is a rock can die too.
No. No, no, in the same case, no, no,
no, no, no, and not of sickness that nine and nine old
age does not. But if the relative dies at all it can be not
very cruel. I mean, he' s stuck and you' re laughing.
Or that' s not cruel. But you love that person very much.
Tell yourself a relative, that you love him very much. Pachoa,
the daya is a chinga