WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:07.040 For you the power of the sun. Hey, uh, Sween, what's 2 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:13.480 that song called that? Uh? Kanye and jay Z did they're in that 3 00:00:13.519 --> 00:00:22.440 one? Like European city? Uh? Uh it's Nwards in Paris. Mm. 4 00:00:22.440 --> 00:00:25.719 Well but I mean if if it wasn't censored, I don't what is 5 00:00:25.800 --> 00:00:31.920 inward? I don't what does that mean? I hear you know the you 6 00:00:31.960 --> 00:00:39.240 know the country Niger. It's like it's like that word, but like it's 7 00:00:39.240 --> 00:00:42.799 phonetically similar to that word. Welcome to the Stark Tank. Welcome to the 8 00:00:42.799 --> 00:00:47.759 Stark Tank podcast. The show hosted by Chris Reagan, Derek Blackman, and 9 00:00:47.799 --> 00:00:51.320 Tom Sweeney. Tom Sweeney is broadcasting from the surface of the fucking Sun. 10 00:00:51.719 --> 00:00:58.119 Yes. I don't know why the movie literally or what is it Sunshine or 11 00:00:58.119 --> 00:01:02.200 whatever the fuck that movie is called. I think it's all bright. You 12 00:01:02.240 --> 00:01:07.079 get a curtain, get a curtain inane never you look ridiculous. I look 13 00:01:07.120 --> 00:01:10.879 amazing. This looks like cool. I look like fucking raiding with the fucking 14 00:01:11.640 --> 00:01:19.079 No, you don't you think you look this is an explorer hat. It's 15 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:22.040 it doesn't. It doesn't even register as an explorer hat because there's so much 16 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:26.439 light on it that it takes away the detail. Its insane. What's the 17 00:01:26.200 --> 00:01:30.920 It's like it's like van to white. It's crazy gray. This is gray. 18 00:01:30.959 --> 00:01:34.879 This is the brightest gray possible. No, it's it's like it's doing 19 00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:38.840 the opposite of vanta black, where like it's just it is reflecting so much 20 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:44.239 light that I can't make out any details. Insane, how like this is 21 00:01:44.439 --> 00:01:48.719 so absurd. And for the record, I was I was thinking about us 22 00:01:48.760 --> 00:01:53.040 the sci fi movie Sunshine that came on seven, where it's it is look 23 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:57.000 this is my face. I'm gone, like, you don't look like you 24 00:01:57.200 --> 00:02:02.680 Like, yeah, hell yeah, that doesn't look like a person. It's 25 00:02:02.719 --> 00:02:07.640 so insane that you're even like, are your fucking pupil? Like, isn't 26 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:12.639 this hurting your fucking retinas? I have the brim on to be able to 27 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:19.199 protect my eyes. This is an adaptation of Kingston Get a curtain. It's 28 00:02:19.240 --> 00:02:23.719 insane that we don't have. It's insane. Only thing we Okay, we 29 00:02:23.759 --> 00:02:29.560 moved into a new house over here in Vegas. Uh. The first day 30 00:02:30.439 --> 00:02:35.879 I went to Walmart just as a temporary fix, bought those sticker hanger things 31 00:02:35.879 --> 00:02:39.120 that hold like thirty pounds, and then just bought a rod and a blackout 32 00:02:39.159 --> 00:02:46.240 curtain and I was done. That took like five fucking minutes to just assemble, 33 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:51.240 Like, why won't you just do that? Because I love the sun. 34 00:02:51.439 --> 00:02:54.280 It wakes me. It comes and gives me in the morning that you 35 00:02:54.360 --> 00:02:58.080 know what you can do, you can have it open, so it wakes 36 00:02:58.120 --> 00:03:02.319 you up. And then when you're ready to film a fucking podcast, the 37 00:03:02.479 --> 00:03:06.919 revolutionary concept, give me a little best sitos in the morning, and I'm 38 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:09.400 like, I love these little little sunshine kisses and it wakes me up. 39 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:13.240 Dude. All right, listen, listen, listen. Fuck this. Welcome 40 00:03:13.240 --> 00:03:15.840 to the stark Tank Podcast. You can support us over at patreon dot com. 41 00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:17.840 Sass a snark Tank can get get yourself into one of the tears. 42 00:03:17.879 --> 00:03:23.439 It'll like. There's plenty of tiers over there. There's one for get writing 43 00:03:23.479 --> 00:03:25.520 in your questions to the show, and we answered that periodically throughout the show. 44 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:29.680 We've had the question thread for this month. By the way, Happy 45 00:03:29.719 --> 00:03:30.800 New Year, everybody. It's twenty twenty four. We made it far. 46 00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:38.360 I made two thousand and four was twenty years ago. Upset, easy to 47 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:40.840 think about upsetting, but we're at this point. Good shit came out all 48 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:44.560 four Yeah, man, a lot of good shit came out in A four 49 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:47.560 two thousand and fours, one of those even like like from from a front 50 00:03:47.800 --> 00:03:52.199 I think with movies, music, and games. I'm particularly knowledgeable about games 51 00:03:52.199 --> 00:03:53.960 in two thousand and four, but like I know, like a bunch of 52 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:57.719 good music came out that year too. It's like a pretty solid what came 53 00:03:57.719 --> 00:04:00.280 out to thus before that I would know about. Oh my god, God, 54 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:02.400 a lot of child I had it on my mind earlier, just like 55 00:04:02.439 --> 00:04:05.759 a lot of a lot of crazy. If you look up, a lot 56 00:04:05.759 --> 00:04:12.199 of two came out with with My Place, I'm pretty cool. Christina Milion 57 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:15.439 dip it low, I remember that I don't want to know came out in 58 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:18.000 two thousand and four. That's crazy. Yeah, Yeah, it's a good 59 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:20.120 year. It's a good year. Halo two, World Warcraft, all this, 60 00:04:20.199 --> 00:04:26.439 all this crazy shit, Half Life two, No Goodies four American Idiot 61 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:30.279 came out two thousand and four. What sure, dude. Yeah, it's 62 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:32.160 a crazy time. Twosand four was a goaded year. Now we're twenty years 63 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:36.199 removed from it. We've had the question thread up for this month up for 64 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:41.079 nineteen hours at the time of recording this. This is our first episode recording 65 00:04:41.079 --> 00:04:44.360 of the New Year. But we've had the question thread up for about nineteen 66 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:48.000 hours. It's already at like over one hundred and twenty questions, so it's 67 00:04:48.240 --> 00:04:53.199 it's hell over there. Do you want to? Seven? Four was an 68 00:04:53.240 --> 00:04:58.600 insane year of music? Guy, Yes, yeah, it's wilder than you 69 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:01.839 think. I think it's not. I remember buying a lot of music that 70 00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:05.920 year like that. I I specifically some of my favorite albums came out that 71 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:11.800 year. So I very much remember lean Back came out that year. Fucking 72 00:05:15.399 --> 00:05:21.959 some lyrics from from that from lean Back don't dance? They just give me 73 00:05:23.399 --> 00:05:27.000 away? What is he saying? I said, my my, what don't 74 00:05:27.079 --> 00:05:30.360 dance? My homies don't dance. It's put their pants? Correct. I 75 00:05:30.360 --> 00:05:33.439 think there's a different word you. My hitters don't dance. They just pull 76 00:05:33.519 --> 00:05:41.800 up their pants. My fellers don't dance. If anyone of them figured out. 77 00:05:41.839 --> 00:05:45.519 Yeah, this guy says he's not gonna say the N word anymore, 78 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:47.079 and uh, I don't know if it's for the rest of his life where 79 00:05:47.079 --> 00:05:49.120 he just this entire t. I'm trying. I'm trying to get better at 80 00:05:49.160 --> 00:05:51.000 it. So I'm gonna go as long as I can without saying it. 81 00:05:51.160 --> 00:05:55.480 Yeah, came out two thousand and four as well, and Confession's Part two, 82 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:59.319 What the fuck Yeah, it's a good year man favor My second favorite 83 00:05:59.519 --> 00:06:03.079 Residence came out there two bro fucking liminal verses, which I think, like, 84 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:06.519 if you're not a Slipnot fan, everybody knows songs from that album, 85 00:06:06.879 --> 00:06:11.759 especially because the like guitar hero rock band or whatever the fuck kill Switch engaged 86 00:06:11.759 --> 00:06:15.560 the end of Heartache. I mean, by the way, this is this 87 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:16.879 is what I This is what I mean, by the way, somebody, 88 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:21.480 because I remember I fucking click click click out of that. So so here's 89 00:06:21.519 --> 00:06:24.079 the thing. Here's the thing, this is what I'm This is what I 90 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:28.199 mean when I say we can't really tell the quality of music in the in 91 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:30.319 the era that we're currently living in until a lot of time has passed, 92 00:06:30.399 --> 00:06:32.839 because I remember a lot of people at the end of the two thousands, 93 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:36.199 in like twenty eleven, twenty ten, twenty twelve, talking about how like 94 00:06:36.199 --> 00:06:41.360 the two thousands sucked. They did I think they they did not, I 95 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:46.800 think, but granted it's better than I remember it being. No, no, 96 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:50.680 you're it's not. Here's the thing. People think, No, this 97 00:06:50.839 --> 00:06:56.920 is the I hate this argument because at the beginning of the nineties, people 98 00:06:56.959 --> 00:07:00.839 probably were like, man, the eighties fucking sucked. The eighties suck for 99 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:03.480 music because they're too close to it, because they hear everything. They hear 100 00:07:03.519 --> 00:07:06.639 everything that comes out in the eighties, because they lived in the eighties. 101 00:07:06.800 --> 00:07:11.399 But like with distance, all the great shit sifts to the top and you 102 00:07:11.399 --> 00:07:13.480 can go back and like, oh, man, greatest, like the best 103 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:15.920 shit from that era. It's like all suddenly, like music's really good. 104 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:18.279 It's not that music was bad in the two thousands, it's that music's always 105 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:21.120 bad generally, and we have to wait for the great ship to sift up 106 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:25.639 through the decades. I think particularly I agree with you on that. I 107 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:28.839 agree with you on that, but I think out of all the decades that 108 00:07:28.879 --> 00:07:32.399 I've heard music from, I think particularly the two thousands have had the worst. 109 00:07:32.680 --> 00:07:35.079 I think granted, there was probably a bunch of great music that came 110 00:07:35.120 --> 00:07:39.560 out two thousands, obviously, duh. But I think two thousands were the 111 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:43.920 worst that I've experienced so far. I don't think so. I I yeah, 112 00:07:43.959 --> 00:07:46.560 the twenty tens for me were a little bit lacklusterer, but again that's 113 00:07:46.720 --> 00:07:49.399 I think I like that a lot because it's simply the fact that's why people 114 00:07:49.439 --> 00:07:53.560 got sort of experimental with rap music in the way I enjoy. That's what 115 00:07:53.800 --> 00:07:57.120 I like twenty tens, and I think that's the thing that happens though it's 116 00:07:57.120 --> 00:08:01.680 the genre that people mess with heavily. Is when they say, like say, 117 00:08:01.720 --> 00:08:05.120 somebody who's a fan of classic rock, Well, obviously the best music 118 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:07.879 that came out was in the seventies seventies, of course, right, So 119 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:11.040 it's kind of like one of those things were I think objectively though, and 120 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:15.920 it's hard to stay objective in this situation, but the eighties was one of 121 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:20.399 the probably weakest periods of When we talk about, like say, some of 122 00:08:20.439 --> 00:08:26.399 the most iconic music that is spun to this day, a lot of it 123 00:08:26.439 --> 00:08:33.440 actually was not from the eighties because a lot of the the you know, 124 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:37.039 there was a lot of experimentation that was in like they thought this was the 125 00:08:37.039 --> 00:08:41.080 future. So there was a lot of music that was like, oh, 126 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:45.759 we're trying to make this specific futuristic music and not just like taking drugs and 127 00:08:45.840 --> 00:08:48.320 just experimenting, like say with a lot of the sixties and seventies, and 128 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:52.279 then drugs came back in the nineties, but in the in the eighties, 129 00:08:52.279 --> 00:08:54.960 there was a lot of the drugs were kind of like the LSD, and 130 00:08:54.960 --> 00:08:58.799 a lot of the psychedelics were kind of taken out of music, and I 131 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:01.759 was like, let's just use a lot of let's just do these things because 132 00:09:01.759 --> 00:09:03.679 we're in the future. And even like, say, if you watch a 133 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:07.679 movie like Rocky four, it is that to a t. You can see 134 00:09:07.679 --> 00:09:13.360 that they even have that stupid fucking robot in the Robot Butlers a robot and 135 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:16.759 Rocky four, it's so like, even though I love that movie, I 136 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:18.759 love that movie, that is a moment that I'll never forget because he was 137 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:22.879 like, hey, guess what I got, And then a robot comes out 138 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:24.840 of the room, and I'm like, what the fuck is this dude? 139 00:09:24.879 --> 00:09:28.080 The era was Look, I adore that ship, but I also can take 140 00:09:28.120 --> 00:09:31.679 a step out of it and look at it and be like, this ship's 141 00:09:31.759 --> 00:09:35.480 kind of silly, right, And I think that's what you kind of have 142 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:37.799 to do. It'd be like, I'm not you can still enjoy shit that's 143 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:41.200 fucking wacky, Like let's not just let's not throw it all away. I 144 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:43.759 think I think of when you're when you're saying all stuff. I think I 145 00:09:43.759 --> 00:09:48.600 think of Devo, you know, yeah, like that stuff where it's like 146 00:09:48.679 --> 00:09:50.799 this is for what the fuck even is this? Yeah, I think the 147 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:54.919 eighties has good music. Granted the eighties this is over. It's very overrepresented. 148 00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:58.279 That period of time is a very well loved period of time for a 149 00:09:58.279 --> 00:10:01.679 lot of people, people that specially if experienced it. I just I really 150 00:10:01.840 --> 00:10:07.000 can't. I just feel the same about I feel like wait, wait, 151 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:09.200 wait, wait wait, because I find the opposite. I find like a 152 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:11.360 lot of like a lot of the people that I know who grew up in 153 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:13.600 the eighties don't no, no, no, no, no no. It's 154 00:10:13.639 --> 00:10:16.240 well remembered by a lot of people that aren't there, like I know my 155 00:10:16.240 --> 00:10:20.799 my family that lived there. Like eighties horrifying time. It was like really 156 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:26.159 terrible, like the war on drugs and like like that was like popping off. 157 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:28.039 People are like, yo, that's sucked, but like yeah, it 158 00:10:28.080 --> 00:10:33.480 was literally just cocaine and aids, cocaine and aids and like being arrested for 159 00:10:33.519 --> 00:10:37.039 no reason. Yeah, that like everything was on fire. Always is crazy. 160 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:41.279 It was like the eighties is fucked. We've really over overly romanticized. 161 00:10:41.320 --> 00:10:43.360 But what I'm saying is like, I don't know what I'm saying, is 162 00:10:43.440 --> 00:10:48.440 you up beat music twenty tens. The twenty tens for me is like a 163 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:50.840 really lackluster decade for me. But again, I'm very aware of the fact 164 00:10:50.879 --> 00:10:54.639 that like we just came out of that and we're going to need time for 165 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:58.279 that for like the best of that ara to really like kind of sift up 166 00:10:58.279 --> 00:11:03.159 to the house well hold on into. Intuitively, I feel like it might 167 00:11:03.200 --> 00:11:07.519 not be that strong because of like people like Kendrick Lamar, you know what, 168 00:11:07.559 --> 00:11:13.519 I single handedly like in like j Cole, uh hate him, I 169 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:18.919 love him, Drake Future, mac Miller, all of Tyler creators grew like 170 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:22.080 that like that era thing. I really like that was like my team, 171 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:24.759 you know, like when you're like you really have your experimental phase with music, 172 00:11:24.759 --> 00:11:28.720 when you're like you're like late teens, just like sixteen to eighteens, 173 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:31.919 when you like really start listening to music like for real, and that was 174 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:35.960 I do think that's a good I think that's a good example if you're listening 175 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:41.519 to that that particular genre of music, but in a lot of other genres, 176 00:11:41.559 --> 00:11:46.039 like one thing I think and why the twenty tens weren't good for you, 177 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:48.240 Chris, and it was kind of the same way for me. Is 178 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:50.440 that a lot of bands that I grew up listening to, even a lot 179 00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:56.080 of hip hop artists, they either stop making music or they already made their 180 00:11:56.120 --> 00:12:01.039 best albums. And that's something that is kind of unfortunate where most bands that 181 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:05.759 listen to most of my favorite bands have not been able to replicate their first 182 00:12:05.799 --> 00:12:11.919 few albums that were just fucking, you know, phenomenal. And I still 183 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:18.360 I'm waiting for more musicians to be able to break that that chain right that 184 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:24.600 cycle though what I feel like there's one musician that's really there's some like it's 185 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:30.120 just it's just largely can you name more than three that have done that? 186 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:33.960 Connect well? So it's it is I have to think a little bit more 187 00:12:33.000 --> 00:12:37.159 on I can't really do it on the fly right now. I just know 188 00:12:37.279 --> 00:12:41.559 that there's some bands like uh, like there's a band called Job for a 189 00:12:41.600 --> 00:12:46.639 Cowboy, this metal that their older stuff actually which was really good at its 190 00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:50.440 time for what it was, and they actually kind of were revolutionary for its 191 00:12:50.480 --> 00:12:52.720 genre of a death core or whatever the fuck you want to call it, 192 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:56.000 but their later shit, I'm talking like twenty fourteen, they came out with 193 00:12:56.039 --> 00:13:03.000 an album Best Shit They Made by Eons, Like they're really Yeah, they're 194 00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:07.320 one of these bands that they figured out their sound and the bass is like 195 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:11.960 considered an instrument because in metal, a lot of times the bass is just 196 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:16.039 rhythm in the background. It's just to fill to make the guitar sound a 197 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:20.080 little bit more beefy. But in this album, it's just the it's the 198 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:24.639 music's phenomenal, and so it's there's other examples of that, but it's so 199 00:13:24.799 --> 00:13:28.159 fucking rare. It's so rare. Usually people kind of like just blow their 200 00:13:28.159 --> 00:13:31.600 load. The hell you're looking at Chrisy. You look like you're kind of 201 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:33.440 like, oh, no, so I was. I was. I'm managing 202 00:13:33.480 --> 00:13:37.519 the question thread and I actually, for me, the only I think that 203 00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:41.720 has got like, bandwise, I think that's gotten better is Matedon. I 204 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:45.399 feel like they've just got I feel like they've just gotten better. I think 205 00:13:45.639 --> 00:13:48.519 that is, but I think it's my ear for them has gotten better as 206 00:13:48.559 --> 00:13:52.399 well. Well. No, you're you're right, because I would say because 207 00:13:52.480 --> 00:13:54.200 I was, I was. I was an old school fan of Macedon. 208 00:13:54.240 --> 00:13:58.759 I'm talking about uh my ring tone when I was in high school or not 209 00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:05.440 told my voice message. In their original EP uh, they had a like 210 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:09.679 yeah in their original ship they had they used to use like you know, 211 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:13.080 people used to use like you know, uh oh, here's from a movie. 212 00:14:13.080 --> 00:14:16.080 I'm gonna use this line and it's gonna open up the song. And 213 00:14:16.120 --> 00:14:20.279 they had this like redneck from a from a from a documentary just saying one 214 00:14:20.320 --> 00:14:24.759 of the most redneckiest things, like well, I took the butcher knife and 215 00:14:24.759 --> 00:14:28.879 put her up to her neck and and he's basically threatening his wife for making 216 00:14:28.919 --> 00:14:31.399 bad eggs or something, you know, like just complete back ship, and 217 00:14:31.399 --> 00:14:35.879 then the song starts pure chaos. Back then, they used to be pure 218 00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:43.840 fucking chaos. The Remission I like them since Leviathant. That's when I found 219 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:46.879 out about them when I was small small people. I think it was like 220 00:14:46.159 --> 00:14:50.320 maybe some sort of like game had a song from Remission in it, probably 221 00:14:50.360 --> 00:14:54.480 because it was probably like from it was probably Blood and Thunder, which is 222 00:14:54.480 --> 00:15:00.120 probably one of the most was one of their most popular songs that really in 223 00:15:00.159 --> 00:15:01.840 them since for years and years, and they came out with music like in 224 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:07.080 twenty fourteen that was amazing, and I was like, there's no reason for 225 00:15:07.159 --> 00:15:11.440 you guys to be this good, this this many years later. It was 226 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:13.720 just weird to me. They found their groove, which which was it's just 227 00:15:13.759 --> 00:15:16.679 way better because the other shit was way more chaotic. Like even when you 228 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:20.480 talk about remission, they were still coming off of doing the chaotic stuff. 229 00:15:20.480 --> 00:15:24.759 They were still screaming a bit. They I found them out on you know, 230 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:30.559 fucking Headbanger's Ball used to be a huge compilation of like metal. They 231 00:15:30.639 --> 00:15:33.600 used to be on MTV two and so they were on the B side. 232 00:15:33.159 --> 00:15:35.240 And but anyway, I don't want to get too far into that, but 233 00:15:35.399 --> 00:15:41.759 yeah, there I say objectively, their chaotic shit was cool, but it's 234 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:46.000 just not like more people enjoyed even me. It's they're just better at writing 235 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:48.200 songs. Now. Oh oh, bring me the Horizon, Bring me the 236 00:15:48.200 --> 00:15:54.000 Horizon. They're they're old shit is dog shit to me? Like dog, 237 00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:58.600 Yeah, bring bring me the horizon. Dog significantly shit. I mean I'm 238 00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:02.960 talking two thousand and six, one of the most popular metal bands, like, 239 00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:06.240 they were number one on MySpace. I hated them. I was like, 240 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:07.840 this band's terrible. I don't even know why people like them. Then 241 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:11.159 they got a little bit better, but they were just stealing another one of 242 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:15.279 my favorite hardcore bands, and I feel like it's really controversial. I'm not 243 00:16:15.279 --> 00:16:18.200 gonna get into that. And then I would say twenty thirteen, they released 244 00:16:18.200 --> 00:16:22.320 an album called Simpaternal. That's when I'm like, this band actually starting to 245 00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:27.080 sound really fucking good. And then on they've just been banger after banger where 246 00:16:27.320 --> 00:16:30.519 they got it now. So there's a handful. But I think it comes 247 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:34.440 down to changing the genre kind of, you know, instead of just writing 248 00:16:34.480 --> 00:16:38.639 similar shit and it's being better. Yeah, it's also a matter of just 249 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:41.360 like you like what you prefer to listen to as well, and that's going 250 00:16:41.399 --> 00:16:45.039 to have a lot of impact. It's like if somebody, like, if 251 00:16:45.039 --> 00:16:49.639 somebody doesn't like like, if somebody only likes comic books, like only likes 252 00:16:49.639 --> 00:16:52.480 comic book movies, they would probably be like, whoa dude, The twenty 253 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:56.639 tens were amazing, you know what I mean? Yeah, the twenty tens 254 00:16:56.639 --> 00:16:59.440 were an amazing like way, and then like a lot of but a lot 255 00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:02.200 of like cinema people who probably aren't into comics is probably gonna be like, 256 00:17:02.279 --> 00:17:03.839 yeah, it's pretty good. But I mean the eighties or the best with 257 00:17:03.960 --> 00:17:08.960 the eighties, I don't know what. I don't know what cinema. I 258 00:17:10.000 --> 00:17:14.440 don't know what year, what, what decade would be considered like the best 259 00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:18.960 for cinema from like a from from like a cinephiles, eighties, early nineties, 260 00:17:19.319 --> 00:17:23.359 I don't know. I don't know late because late eighties was when Scorsese 261 00:17:23.559 --> 00:17:26.640 was the best director by far, one hundred ten percent, and he had 262 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:30.319 he had like nine movies that come out in eighties. Yeah, but there's 263 00:17:30.319 --> 00:17:33.759 also a lot of people that don't care about like a lot of cinema files 264 00:17:33.759 --> 00:17:37.440 that aren't like into the whole crime fucking mob shit where they're like, I 265 00:17:37.480 --> 00:17:41.599 get it, I've seen I've seen it. Some they're good, but then 266 00:17:41.640 --> 00:17:45.079 it's like how many how many of them do you need to see? Scorsese? 267 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:48.440 He annoys me some of his takes. Departed, Bro, that's one 268 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:52.200 of my favorite fucking movies. Absolutely, that movie. What's so fucking amazing. 269 00:17:52.240 --> 00:17:56.680 I don't get anybody says that. And obviously good Fellas good Fellaws is 270 00:17:56.720 --> 00:18:00.119 a masterpiece. I think that's like one of the best films I think is 271 00:18:00.200 --> 00:18:02.519 good Fellows. I think is my favorite of his for sure, Like, 272 00:18:02.599 --> 00:18:08.720 but I don't know anyway in the first four minutes. Yeah, we're getting 273 00:18:10.720 --> 00:18:14.200 we're getting sidetracked. There's so much to go over today. For no reason. 274 00:18:14.200 --> 00:18:17.039 He's talking to his child as a white child. He doesn't. It's 275 00:18:17.079 --> 00:18:19.680 just a narration. It's just narration, Jack Nicholson narrating, and they just 276 00:18:19.720 --> 00:18:25.240 hard r because you know, to set the tone that it's Boston at all. 277 00:18:25.759 --> 00:18:27.759 So anyway, so a lot, so listen, A lots. A 278 00:18:27.759 --> 00:18:32.119 lot's gone down. We we I would be remiss to not touch on it. 279 00:18:32.640 --> 00:18:36.519 But before we before we get into the stuff that I think is really 280 00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:37.960 important or the things that people are going to want us to talk about, 281 00:18:37.960 --> 00:18:41.720 I want to lead into it with this question. I want to lead into 282 00:18:41.720 --> 00:18:45.160 it with this question because I saw this on TikTok, not even like an 283 00:18:45.160 --> 00:18:48.480 hour earlier than the time that we're recording this. It was a TikTok of 284 00:18:48.519 --> 00:18:53.039 some guy talking about how he's a landlord and he owns fifteen thousand houses. 285 00:18:53.160 --> 00:18:57.720 He owns fifteen thousand homes that he rents out. Now, my question is 286 00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:03.599 how much, because this is something that I thought immediately, how how many 287 00:19:03.680 --> 00:19:11.839 homes does one person have to own and not live in before they are equivalent 288 00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:17.759 to at least one pedophile. That's crazy. I feel like, never exactly, 289 00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:22.680 but I think it's like five. I think the second you get to 290 00:19:22.759 --> 00:19:26.200 over four homes, you're basically equivalent to a pedophile today. Like I sincerely 291 00:19:26.240 --> 00:19:27.279 had, I had a viscal reaction when I heard this, When I saw 292 00:19:27.279 --> 00:19:33.160 this guy talking about owning fifteen thousand homes, that was similar to like watching 293 00:19:33.240 --> 00:19:36.240 a pedophile talking about going off like Scott Free, like ooh, look I 294 00:19:36.279 --> 00:19:38.279 got away with it. Like I got the same feeling. I'm like, 295 00:19:38.359 --> 00:19:41.640 wow, I hate you. You know what might be to the core of 296 00:19:41.680 --> 00:19:47.319 your being? You know what maybe a little controversial is I think that's probably 297 00:19:47.359 --> 00:19:52.839 I think that's actually when you actually think about damaging the population, I think 298 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:59.440 that person is worse than you know, because the pedophile is affecting one family 299 00:19:59.480 --> 00:20:03.880 pretty much, well, well you also well to be fair to be not 300 00:20:03.920 --> 00:20:11.960 to be hold on right now because I'm arguing on behalf of the of the 301 00:20:12.039 --> 00:20:15.799 damage that the pedophile does, because you could theoretically it's one family, but 302 00:20:15.880 --> 00:20:21.039 like that kid is now probably in all likelihood that's like a new probably like 303 00:20:21.039 --> 00:20:23.880 probably a new pedophile. I still that's that's statistically kind of what happens like 304 00:20:23.920 --> 00:20:26.160 at least like some percentage of the time. I agree. So it does 305 00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:30.640 go outside of just one family. You're you're so it's like the So it's 306 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:34.240 like the flood kind of like it like spreads but over time. But let's 307 00:20:34.319 --> 00:20:37.240 even just say, for the sake of argument, generational talk. Let's just 308 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:41.640 say genre generational, five family, six families. It's just say that is 309 00:20:41.920 --> 00:20:45.480 no, like, this is the thing. This is when you got to 310 00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:48.599 do the whole thing, Like fuck Ben Shapiro, but facts before feelings, 311 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:52.319 right Like, it's one of those things where it's like the feelings like swings 312 00:20:52.359 --> 00:20:53.720 all up in his fields. Right now. I get that because pedophil is 313 00:20:55.200 --> 00:20:57.319 the worst ship. I'm not. I'm just I just I just don't think 314 00:20:57.720 --> 00:21:02.799 you will. I don't think right now is why you gotta take your claim. 315 00:21:02.880 --> 00:21:07.000 But I'm gonna listen. It's listen there. Chris opened up this with 316 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:15.920 that comparison. So now I'm taking the guy taking fifteen thousand homes for people 317 00:21:15.960 --> 00:21:21.319 who could actually potentially own them, because that's what we need in this country 318 00:21:21.359 --> 00:21:26.319 desperately. You need affordable housing and people own their own that much property. 319 00:21:26.319 --> 00:21:33.079 In general, it's fucking support so fifteen thousand versus I'm just saying one, 320 00:21:33.440 --> 00:21:37.759 if we were gonna say fifteen thousand, this guy owning fifteen thousand homes versus 321 00:21:37.759 --> 00:21:44.480 fifteen thousand pedafiles, that's what I'm saying, clearly, right, Yeah, 322 00:21:44.559 --> 00:21:47.880 right, that's what the question is. The question is how how many homes 323 00:21:47.920 --> 00:21:51.279 as one person have to own before the equivalent to get to the left. 324 00:21:51.559 --> 00:21:56.160 And you said five, I feel like that's you know, it sounds awful, 325 00:21:56.160 --> 00:21:59.000 but you're probably right, just because of we know how much we abhor 326 00:21:59.480 --> 00:22:03.559 you know, kids being abused. But when we think about it's it's such 327 00:22:03.559 --> 00:22:10.759 a it's such a good point to raise how we overlook the insane housing crisis 328 00:22:11.200 --> 00:22:15.960 and how fucking foreigners are able to just fucking buy up houses and be like 329 00:22:17.000 --> 00:22:19.920 this is my business, like people that don't even live here. They just 330 00:22:19.960 --> 00:22:25.079 go for like straight up foreign governments, like officials foreign government. I don't 331 00:22:25.079 --> 00:22:27.640 overlook it because of the fact that I'm trying to buy a home and the 332 00:22:27.680 --> 00:22:32.799 amount of money I've brought to a bank to try to finance a home and 333 00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:37.599 laughed at is insane. Like the amount of money I've brought to a bank, 334 00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:41.039 they'd be like, hey, me and my partner want to finance a 335 00:22:41.079 --> 00:22:44.279 house and they laughed. I was like, do you guys see how much 336 00:22:44.319 --> 00:22:48.920 money this is? And you see your skin color? Do you do you 337 00:22:48.079 --> 00:22:52.359 see who you are? Do you see who you are and what you're with? 338 00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:56.599 And I'm like, are you are you serious? And they're like, 339 00:22:56.680 --> 00:23:02.119 yeah, that's not even you. When your name is Josh, your name 340 00:23:02.160 --> 00:23:07.759 is Josh Smith, come back, yeah, change your name, change your 341 00:23:07.839 --> 00:23:11.359 name, change change you Yeah. No, But I don't know. I 342 00:23:11.720 --> 00:23:15.240 saw that. I saw that video that guy talking earlier, and I immediately 343 00:23:15.480 --> 00:23:19.839 my mind immediately went to this guy's this guy's basically a pedophile, Like that 344 00:23:19.880 --> 00:23:22.599 was the first thing I thought. That the first thing I thought when he 345 00:23:22.640 --> 00:23:26.240 opened his mouth and said that. I just thought that was kind of funny. 346 00:23:26.359 --> 00:23:30.839 But also speaking of pedophiles, the Epstein list is out. The Epstein 347 00:23:30.880 --> 00:23:37.160 List is out there and still so it is more the end of the month. 348 00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:41.079 Actually, I think even more shit coming out the end of the month. 349 00:23:41.640 --> 00:23:44.440 But there's some ship too. Yeah, there's some stuff out now. 350 00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:48.599 Honestly kind of uneventful. I don't know, Like I I didn't see that 351 00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:52.640 much going around about it. But the funniest thing I did see. And 352 00:23:52.640 --> 00:23:56.599 I'm not sure if this is new because I feel like I remember this being 353 00:23:56.599 --> 00:24:02.079 an idea that was set up before this. Uh but Stephen Hawking apparently on 354 00:24:02.119 --> 00:24:10.039 the island in an in an orgy, I don't even understand. That's what 355 00:24:10.079 --> 00:24:11.559 I'm saying. It's like, did they build him like a special suit? 356 00:24:11.880 --> 00:24:18.200 I hope I don't think one. That's the great thing about Stephen Hawking, 357 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:22.400 like there even they made that movie about him and everything, and they explored 358 00:24:22.480 --> 00:24:25.839 him cheating on his wife, like him you know, having a mistress, 359 00:24:25.880 --> 00:24:30.440 and I just love I love the idea of him being so you know, 360 00:24:32.359 --> 00:24:36.559 handicapped, but still just stepping out on someone who was even willing to be 361 00:24:36.759 --> 00:24:41.359 with him, like he's to be fair, that was before he was handicapped. 362 00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:42.680 Yeah, I don't care. I don't know about that. I think 363 00:24:42.759 --> 00:24:48.720 I think in my reality, he's clearly in the wheelchair with the he was 364 00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:52.160 born. He was born in that chair. Yeah, he was born in 365 00:24:52.160 --> 00:24:56.079 a wheelchair. He came out with the many fucking wheelchair and then grew with 366 00:24:56.160 --> 00:25:00.640 him and grew with him. He's always have that one wheelchair. Dude. 367 00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:07.319 Mommy, cry cry, change, change, you know, I love that 368 00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:11.839 fucking voice. I love that old like Macintosh voice or whatever. That thing 369 00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:19.440 was like someone snapping type and a bunch of mean ship towards you and that 370 00:25:19.599 --> 00:25:22.839 just like you know when you first found out about Google translated, everybody would 371 00:25:22.920 --> 00:25:26.480 just use it in computer class, then just turn up the value and impress 372 00:25:26.599 --> 00:25:30.319 anything people need. Kicked out of the semen, and then you be clicking 373 00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:33.960 against it all the slower, see men, And like, I love this, 374 00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:37.519 bro, I love it so much. We made up we made up 375 00:25:37.519 --> 00:25:40.720 a story about my friend Cory getting right by a panther in the jungkboard or 376 00:25:40.720 --> 00:25:42.720 something like that, and I got kicked out of classes. I said it, 377 00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:45.359 laughing the hardest. It wasn't me who said, like, played it, 378 00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:48.519 but I laughed the hard You got the most, You got the most 379 00:25:48.680 --> 00:25:51.960 joy out of it, and so you were the you were the recipent. 380 00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:56.319 Yeah. I laughed until I almost peed myself. My teacher was like, 381 00:25:56.319 --> 00:26:00.000 that's enough, and I kept laughing. Yeah, so will tell me it's 382 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:04.440 so fifteen. Yeah, so it says. Stephen Hawking's name came up in 383 00:26:04.440 --> 00:26:07.920 the newly unsealed Jeffrey Epstein documents in twenty fifteen, Epstein offered to pay people 384 00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:12.319 to disprove an allegation that Hawking was in an underage orgy, but the documents 385 00:26:12.319 --> 00:26:18.119 don't actually have any allegations against Hawking, so it's I don't really understand what 386 00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:22.400 that fucking means. It's if I were a betting man, I would say 387 00:26:22.400 --> 00:26:29.759 this probably didn't happen because he's fucking immobile. But it's still fucking hilarious. 388 00:26:29.880 --> 00:26:34.079 I think it's universe the kids, the image, the image of him is 389 00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:41.519 really just like that's what bees come. Come, I'm coming, I'm coming. 390 00:26:42.880 --> 00:26:48.559 The universe is meaningless without they told boys. I don't know, it's 391 00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:52.799 weird. I think he was into like midgets and shit too, Like there 392 00:26:52.880 --> 00:26:57.279 was like other stuff that was I saw, I saw somebody giving the add 393 00:26:57.319 --> 00:27:00.279 with it, and I'm like, damn, this is crazy. I've been 394 00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:04.359 seeing a bunch of wheelchair stuff like this dude crashing through a window. I 395 00:27:04.359 --> 00:27:10.000 don't even know what of that. I don't even knows it's the window. 396 00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:14.279 I'm like even know where that's from. I was like, is that that 397 00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:18.359 looks like Ranger? Looks funny, that's all. It looks funny. My 398 00:27:18.440 --> 00:27:23.640 money's on Walker Texas Ranger because that show did some of the craziest ship and 399 00:27:23.960 --> 00:27:27.720 Conan O'Brien for a while back with the Late Night with Conan O'Brien. When 400 00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:32.640 they absorbed the rights, I think it was NBC. I forgot when network 401 00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:34.799 he was on, but they got the Walker Texas Ranger rights. He's like, 402 00:27:34.799 --> 00:27:37.200 I can play clips of that show whenever I want, And he had 403 00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:41.960 a lever right next to his desk and he would just randomly throughout the day 404 00:27:41.079 --> 00:27:47.160 just pull it and show the stupidest, craziest clip from that show, like 405 00:27:47.680 --> 00:27:52.319 a kid being in the library on one of those ladders and this motherfucker's like, 406 00:27:52.400 --> 00:27:55.200 jump, I'll catch you. Kid jumps and the guy just walks away 407 00:27:55.200 --> 00:27:56.759 and the kid just plummets to the floor, and I'm like, what is 408 00:27:56.799 --> 00:28:00.960 the context of that happening? What did he do? That great show? 409 00:28:02.359 --> 00:28:03.799 It's a great show. I watched way too much of that when I was 410 00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:07.880 little because my grandmother, of course, likes Chuck. Grandma likes anything Western, 411 00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:11.680 and I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't get 412 00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:14.960 what about I don't know. I don't understand what made her like Western so 413 00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:18.119 much, but she loves that ship. I mean, Westerns were probably like 414 00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:22.359 the dominant film genre when she was young. That was like the Westerns. 415 00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:27.240 Westerns were like the m c U basically, like I'm not even joking, 416 00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:30.519 Like that's a genuinely sincere like it was like it was like comic movies are 417 00:28:30.519 --> 00:28:33.720 today like a really dominant force and film to the point, to the point 418 00:28:33.720 --> 00:28:38.000 where people didn't even know how to make the Spanish one right, Spanish watch 419 00:28:38.000 --> 00:28:41.559 spaghetti westerns in Spanish and I'm like, what, Grandma, what is this 420 00:28:42.119 --> 00:28:48.920 she watched westerns? Westerns? I guess heen Westerns. I guess is what 421 00:28:48.960 --> 00:28:52.000 they're called. Like crazy, I'm like, why do you like these so 422 00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:56.000 much? He's like I think claims was so beautiful, and I'm like he 423 00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:57.079 wasn't a looking guy when he was younger. I guess, of course. 424 00:28:57.160 --> 00:29:03.319 Yeah. Now he's kind of a bigot. It's like huge, big yeah 425 00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:07.920 aged him, like like he's probably yeah, he's now he's like a hundred. 426 00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:11.400 He's now he's like super bigger than his son. Is friends with a 427 00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:17.640 bunch of black people. All his floods friends are black rappers. Like, 428 00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:22.160 goddamn it, he was one of those. He strikes me as one of 429 00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:26.240 those people who I don't know. He's bigoted, but he's like very like 430 00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:33.559 he like accepts defeat on some level there there he'd be grudt. He's like 431 00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:34.960 they're they're here whatever, They're not all bad, but like I mean, 432 00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:38.799 it's like, God, damn it, man, Yeah, God damn it. 433 00:29:38.839 --> 00:29:44.279 Whatever, God bring him in whatever. Whatever. I'm out of here 434 00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:47.880 in less than a couple of years. Anyway, destroy at this place. 435 00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:52.519 I don't care. I'll be laughing from heaven watching y'all get raped by the 436 00:29:52.559 --> 00:30:00.400 devil while I'm playing my harp. He doesn't all right, Uh you really 437 00:30:00.440 --> 00:30:03.000 want to bring an engine in the house, you know who I am. 438 00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:12.039 But it brings over a few black friends and Native Americans brings like Americans Asians 439 00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:21.920 are hungry. I guess why you brings biscuits and fucking biscuits and uh, 440 00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:26.039 some beams in the back if you want some. I don't have. So 441 00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:34.960 I'm really curious about I'm a I'm a Chinese whatever, I'm Chinese from Delaware. 442 00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:40.759 Yeah, whatever you say. You know what's funny there? There is 443 00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:45.799 like there is an element of like you have the horses theory where kind of 444 00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:48.759 like where certain things kind of loop back around into being themselves from the opposite 445 00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:56.240 perspective, like there's almost like an anti racist sentiment to the idea of like, 446 00:30:56.319 --> 00:30:57.519 yeah, whatever, it's all the same, you know what I mean, 447 00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:04.279 It's there's almost you I know, I do know if you if you 448 00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:08.599 don't really believe that there's really any difference, then it really truly doesn't matter. 449 00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:11.599 It's basically all the same. I know. It's like there's then the 450 00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:15.519 opposite end of the spectrum where it's like the Chinese are all the fucking same, 451 00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:18.240 you know what I mean, it's the same thing. I feel like 452 00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:23.079 I feel like you're right in the horse theory way, you know, Like 453 00:31:23.119 --> 00:31:29.200 I feel like the horse theory is what's making you right correct being right. 454 00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:32.440 Saying like it's all the same, it implies that like you don't care. 455 00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:33.559 I get like, I know what you mean, like it's all the same. 456 00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:37.400 Like it's like like you don't see prejudice in that way. But somebody 457 00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:42.200 would argue from the opposite and say that well being It's like when you say, 458 00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:45.319 oh, I'm colorblind, I don't see color, and then we have 459 00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:48.920 somebody come in and say, well, that's kind of an issue too, 460 00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:55.720 because you're not paying attention to that justice. It's almost like I use any 461 00:31:55.799 --> 00:32:00.039 sort of crayon. If the horseshoe was an island, like a platform that 462 00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:04.599 people could stand on, these two people would be standing at the edge and 463 00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:09.200 their their tips could touch. Yeah, like they could touch tips, But 464 00:32:10.240 --> 00:32:14.400 oh man, what the are you touching tip somebody? Is the wildest thing 465 00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:17.400 ever to me? Like, I feel like, I feel like that's something 466 00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:20.880 that I would ask a gay person about and they'd be like, I've never 467 00:32:20.920 --> 00:32:24.559 done that, why are you asking? But just by sheer, probably they 468 00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:28.920 might have gone crazier than that. They probably done crazy enough. They probably 469 00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:31.160 haven't done that, But I've never rubbed the head of my dick on another 470 00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:34.680 dick. No, I don't believe that. I don't believe. I believe 471 00:32:34.680 --> 00:32:42.960 that that's that's way crazier and it's like what I guess I could see how 472 00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:47.319 that could be better than like just just yeah, I don't I mean, 473 00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:50.960 I don't think. I don't think it's like they do that for hours. 474 00:32:51.119 --> 00:32:54.079 I don't know, but it's surely it happens, you know what I mean, 475 00:32:55.079 --> 00:32:59.759 maybe maybe in the tussle, but like in the in the chaos. 476 00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:04.519 I don't think they stand. I don't think they touch our tips. And 477 00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:07.799 I think they do though, like if they're fancy fancy gaze, like instead 478 00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:10.720 of having like rapiers and stuff, you know how like when people are doing 479 00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:15.000 like and all that ship. Yeah, like they're like, oh, we're 480 00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:19.319 fancy gays and it's nobody carries swords anymore. No one has sabers, no 481 00:33:19.359 --> 00:33:22.359 one has fucking uh rapiers or cutlasses or anything like that. They don't have 482 00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:28.359 any of that ship. So now they I like to jerk off fancy with 483 00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:30.519 like my with my pinky, with your pinky out. I've never I've never 484 00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:36.160 even I've never thought about doing that, But now you've you've opened. I've 485 00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:38.640 never thought about that till this very much. Sip some tea in one hand 486 00:33:39.079 --> 00:33:43.960 and then beat off in the other hand with your pinkies out. That's that's 487 00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:47.160 the that's it right there, dude. That's insane. That's it. That 488 00:33:47.279 --> 00:33:52.759 is crazy. You're pinky erected the whole time. It cannot go down at 489 00:33:52.759 --> 00:33:55.960 all. Yeah, you you look at your pinky to remind you what you 490 00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:59.559 what your dick should be doing, and look it should be it should be 491 00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:01.920 when you bust. You have to bust with dignity, because that's the one 492 00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:06.279 thing, because you know your facial expressions cannot change. Yeah, you can't. 493 00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:10.480 You can't be like one of those you got. You gotta busting cheerio, 494 00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:13.599 just like if you're gonna make a sound, he has to be contained 495 00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:19.440 to like and then you're done. And then and then I said, fascinating, 496 00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:23.840 fascinating fasting. Yeah, they I feel like if that's all sargon, 497 00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:31.079 that's like sargun. Jolly good. I appeared to differ. I have a 498 00:34:31.159 --> 00:34:34.519 cough. I have a cough. I have no idea where it came from. 499 00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:36.360 A lot of people are sick right now. I don't know. I 500 00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:38.119 don't know what that's about. I've been avoiding anyone that's coughing. I was 501 00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:42.800 just in the sauna earlier and this fucking Polynesian dude came in and he just 502 00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:49.599 like coughed twice, and I fucking ran out. He was he walked, 503 00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:52.039 he walked in, and he got pulled towards him a little bit. Everything 504 00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:58.880 got my god, damn it. The first of all, first of all, 505 00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:01.280 you think it's skilly any Polynesians walking into a suna, No way, 506 00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:07.719 Yeah, no way. Yeah, I've only seen like one skinny Polynesian. 507 00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:12.400 He's in the UFC, and that's it. Everybody else is just a massive 508 00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:15.760 fucking monster, you know. And then there's Max Holloway. You know what's 509 00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:20.039 scary. I really feel like them and black people should not be allowed to 510 00:35:20.079 --> 00:35:23.880 breed and make children. I feel like black people should should not be able 511 00:35:23.880 --> 00:35:29.639 to children. But they do build, build large creatures they make. We 512 00:35:29.719 --> 00:35:34.119 can't have a bunch of those running around. The Rock is a example of 513 00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:38.159 just just Polynesian genetics and a giant black dudes genetics. And it's just like 514 00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:42.519 Jesus Christ, look at this. I mean, sure there's his asses full 515 00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:46.039 of steroids, but you know, even before before he did you see young 516 00:35:46.239 --> 00:35:52.000 Rock? Yeah, fifteen years old? Like that. Can I say something 517 00:35:52.039 --> 00:35:54.920 about about The Rock that I don't know if it's controversial or what. Probably 518 00:35:54.960 --> 00:36:00.119 feel like it's kind of annoying to me that I feel like he's one the 519 00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:05.239 few people that you're not allowed to dislike, even though there's no real like 520 00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:10.760 he hasn't really done anything to justify that amount of cultural goodwill. Like he's 521 00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:15.360 just kind of there and he's in everything, but like he's not like on 522 00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:20.119 that Joe Rogan podcast, he was like fairly uninteresting, and oh that was 523 00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:27.199 I just thought that was a very uninteresting version of the rock because that's the 524 00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:30.679 rock. But you're no, look at You're right, So so I look 525 00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:37.320 at. I I am completely self aware that I shouldn't be as big of 526 00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:40.880 a fan of the Rock as I am because I know he's extremely fake. 527 00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:45.239 What I mean by that is his persona, the what he puts on this 528 00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:49.679 super happy, positive guy doing all this dumb ship. I know, fake 529 00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:52.559 as fuck. I am completely aware, but I he's one of the few 530 00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:58.239 people on this planet Earth that I've like, I've bought his He partnered with 531 00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:02.559 JBL made headphones, I bought them. He partnered with under Armour made lifting 532 00:37:02.599 --> 00:37:06.880 shoes, and I bought them. I never do that, but there's something 533 00:37:06.920 --> 00:37:10.440 about I think just he's given me a lot of He's given me a lot 534 00:37:10.480 --> 00:37:15.480 of value in motivation because just he works out incredibly hard. I love just 535 00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:19.159 that he does. But there's a lot of people that hate that shit completely. 536 00:37:19.519 --> 00:37:22.400 They hate the Oh I get up at this time and I'm always in 537 00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:23.880 the gym around this time because it's like, yeah, because you have all 538 00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:27.480 the resources you can do it. So a lot of people hate that shit 539 00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:30.039 because they're like, well, yeah, you Kevin Hart, all these people 540 00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:32.000 can be buff. You have chefs, you have everything you want. Even 541 00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:36.639 when you cheat meal, your cheap meals aren't truly cheat meals. So people 542 00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:38.679 get pissed off of that stuff. But then there's also the Rock I guess 543 00:37:38.960 --> 00:37:44.159 he's been caught recycling content and doing like you know, there's this I've been 544 00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:45.840 wanting to make a video about this, but I haven't gotten around to it. 545 00:37:45.880 --> 00:37:51.199 There's this first time, blank, first time seeing, first time, 546 00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:55.199 listening, first time. Ninety percent of all of that content is just completely 547 00:37:55.320 --> 00:38:00.079 fraudulent. It is stuff that people have heard, seen whatever, they all 548 00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:05.320 before, but they're just now doing it in the controlled environment and making it 549 00:38:05.360 --> 00:38:08.960 appear like it's the first time, especially when it's something really popular for algorithmic 550 00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:15.320 purposes. First time hearing fucking miss mister Brightside, And I'm like, get 551 00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:19.199 the shut the fuck up. There was a drummer, it was like a 552 00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:22.599 famous drummer that was like first time hearing fucking It was a Michael Jackson. 553 00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:25.119 It might have been Smooth Criminal or it was something like that, And I'm 554 00:38:25.199 --> 00:38:30.559 just like millions of views, and so the Rock he got caught doing something 555 00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:31.320 similar to this, I don't remember what it was, where it's like, 556 00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:35.800 oh, he recycled something from twenty seventeen and did it just last year, 557 00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:38.639 like at the end of twenty twenty three. So there's a lot of people 558 00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:42.599 like, oh, this guy is really fake and he's very uh. One 559 00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:46.559 of the reasons why Vin Diesel and him were butting heads because they're so similar 560 00:38:47.079 --> 00:38:52.280 and that they have huge egos and they need to be the top bill and 561 00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:55.679 they need to be like he's one of the reasons why the The Fucking DC 562 00:38:57.039 --> 00:39:00.400 didn't do very well, because he was supposed to fight Shazamm in the original 563 00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:02.559 movie and he's like, I don't want to do that shit. I want 564 00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:06.239 my own fucking movie. So then they're Okay, we did that, you 565 00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:07.760 know, we want to do this, and he's like, no, I 566 00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:12.159 want to and then he made it to where people are completely uninterested. Right. 567 00:39:12.519 --> 00:39:14.960 Yeah. I read. I read somewhere that he has a contract. 568 00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:19.480 He has like a he has like a like a specific contract stipulation all the 569 00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:22.400 things that he does where he like he can't lose, like he's not allowed 570 00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:25.320 to lose. Yeah, if you if you look at that fight between him 571 00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:30.199 and Vin Diesel in Fast five, it is one of these stupid It is 572 00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:34.119 one of the funniest fucking things I've seen in an action movie. And I 573 00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:38.400 love cheesy ninety action films or some of my favorite genres to watch, and 574 00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:44.480 so that's when Fast five joined that genre. And when they're fighting, it's 575 00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:49.519 such a stalemate and there's like no blood or anything on it's it's one of 576 00:39:49.599 --> 00:39:52.840 the dumbest things where their egos got in the way that none of them could 577 00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:54.960 look weak, and it's just like, what the hell was even the point 578 00:39:55.039 --> 00:40:00.679 of this scene when like they fight, I mean crashed through walls and windows, 579 00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:05.840 fucked each other up mercilessly, and they were like fine, like maybe 580 00:40:06.639 --> 00:40:10.400 maybe a drop of blood, I can't remember, but they were so stalemated 581 00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:16.159 that I'm like, nothing happened in the slightest to advance any type of like 582 00:40:16.519 --> 00:40:21.960 let's see who's the biggest and the baddest or anything like that, and because 583 00:40:22.000 --> 00:40:24.119 they just couldn't let it. I'm sure somebody was supposed to come out on 584 00:40:24.159 --> 00:40:28.679 top originally when it was probably written, but then they're like no, no, 585 00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:30.840 no, no, it's not going down that way. But anyway, 586 00:40:31.519 --> 00:40:37.039 I think more and more people are starting to realize that this Rock kind of 587 00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:39.920 sucks, and I think one big thing that's gonna have things changes him being 588 00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:45.239 on Joe Rogan and being so boring. Didn't address how Joe Rogan would shit 589 00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:47.519 on him all the time about being a fake Natty. Right, he's faking 590 00:40:47.960 --> 00:40:51.840 the acts. Like he said, he hasn't taken steroids since he was eighteen, 591 00:40:51.920 --> 00:40:57.800 which is hilarious. And Arnold Swarzenegger many docuseriies came out on Netflix, 592 00:40:58.360 --> 00:41:01.639 and you know, he doesn't usually talk about steroids ND Schwarzenegger, even though 593 00:41:01.639 --> 00:41:06.480 obviously that's all they do. But he's very open about it in this documentary 594 00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:10.119 and I love that he did that, and I'm like this was so needed 595 00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:15.119 culturally that yeah, yeah, totally, there's gonna be pressure on the Rock 596 00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:19.000 to be like, well, I'm as big, I'm bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger, 597 00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:22.360 but I don't take steroids. Such. The the thing is this, 598 00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:24.840 right, like I had, I had a period of time where our friend 599 00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:28.000 Joe, when we were all we were Christa's part of it. So we 600 00:41:28.039 --> 00:41:30.840 all worked out a lot because of him. It's huge thing. Joe, 601 00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:35.840 our friend is a body bodybuilds. He loves it, huge part of his 602 00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:37.440 life. Right. We went through this period of time where we were like 603 00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:40.639 watching like a bunch of like generation iron pumping iron, all that stuff, 604 00:41:42.280 --> 00:41:45.320 and all of those bodybuilders are like, yeah, we use we use roids, 605 00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:50.880 but using steroids is not gonna get you where I am. It's not 606 00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.599 just that like using roids, Yeah, you'll get bigger. Of course you'll 607 00:41:53.679 --> 00:41:57.519 very likely die because you probably don't know how to regulate how much you're using 608 00:41:57.880 --> 00:42:00.360 and this shit you're doing with it. But you cannot just use steroids and 609 00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:04.480 get to my get to where I'm at. That's not how it's gonna work. 610 00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:07.920 I work out. I work way harder than it is steroids. And 611 00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:12.239 I feel like that's fine. I feel like that's so fine. It is 612 00:42:12.360 --> 00:42:15.760 fine. You explain it to anybody and like, and that's that's the whole 613 00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:20.760 thing. Like it's not the mass. The masses are not gonna like sore 614 00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:22.079 steroids. I'll be like the rockets, like no, no, But they 615 00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:25.199 only think that because they're lying. Your heart's is gonna en large, and 616 00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:34.079 like people people only think that because no they think that now because they won't 617 00:42:34.159 --> 00:42:37.559 tell them the fucking truth. I don't. I agree, but disagree at 618 00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:40.480 the same time because I feel like people you'll you'll show people like you'll say 619 00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:45.599 you'll show people like here's my diet, here's my exercise regimen, here's all 620 00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:47.559 this ship. I do use these supplements to help me, to help me 621 00:42:47.639 --> 00:42:52.559 rebuild back up, because is like fifty something, he's not. His body 622 00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:57.159 is just not able to rebuild to give him that kind of size anymore. 623 00:42:57.199 --> 00:43:00.239 It just can't. He can't do that. He never was prime to be 624 00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:06.920 that. Like when he was in his late twenties, that was probably steroid 625 00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:13.079 free rock, and that was like that was probably his maximize he was. 626 00:43:13.119 --> 00:43:15.239 Also, he would retain a lot of fat because that was just that was 627 00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:17.840 him. Like if you look at him when he was starting to become a 628 00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:22.800 superstar, he was he seemed pretty natural. And then once he got into 629 00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:27.159 the movies is when he started taking an insane amount of illegal shit. Well 630 00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:34.639 probably like probably like his biggest when he did a little bit after that was 631 00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:37.039 probably him at his most physical, Like that's how the rock looks. Yeah, 632 00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:39.880 he's a big dude. I just think he was always there was nothing 633 00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:45.079 that was saying if he was doing anything, it was probably just like not 634 00:43:45.280 --> 00:43:47.679 anabolic steroids, but something else to help him like sustain himself, like what 635 00:43:47.719 --> 00:43:52.400 you would call like other type of performance enhancing drugs like EPO or something like 636 00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:57.639 that gives you an edge in stamina and endurance. But anyway, we don't 637 00:43:57.639 --> 00:44:00.440 need to get into all that. But it's one of those things that there's 638 00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:06.519 a lot in the bodybuilding industry and everything they most people nowadays are completely open 639 00:44:06.599 --> 00:44:08.360 about it, and they say, and everybody understands this because there's a lot 640 00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:12.960 of idiots in the bodybuilding industry that watch. But they understand this, like, 641 00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:15.119 Okay, if I want to look like Michael Hearn, for example, 642 00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:19.320 I need his genetics. I need all the ship that he's stacking, and 643 00:44:19.400 --> 00:44:22.239 I need to work out about eight hours a day, like I need all 644 00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:23.440 that shit and that need to be pretty clean when I eat, like you 645 00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:27.599 need a huge recipe. They understand this. They know they're never gonna look 646 00:44:27.639 --> 00:44:31.239 like this fucking monster. But he says, Michael, Michael Hearn says that 647 00:44:31.400 --> 00:44:37.039 he's natural and this is the problem that if like, but people in the 648 00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:42.320 bodybuilding industry since we're all kind of knowledgeable. We know better. But since 649 00:44:42.400 --> 00:44:45.519 god, people like he's looking at a picture of Michael Hurd's look at a 650 00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:47.880 picture of that, motherfucker. Tell me he looks like he's a natural youth. 651 00:44:49.599 --> 00:44:52.679 This is what people is like a niga turtle. He looks like he 652 00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:58.639 has on his back that is not a natural person. So Michael Hearn says, 653 00:44:58.840 --> 00:45:00.599 So people call him because there's a uh, there's an antibol steroid that 654 00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:05.199 people used to use back and they call Trimbalone, and so people call him 655 00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:09.360 Mico Trin because it's like it's it's it's so fun like it's so stupid. 656 00:45:09.599 --> 00:45:14.840 But anyway, Strapp laying on that ship back to the Rock, he's guilty 657 00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:19.320 of lying his ass off. People are I feel like they're starting to kind 658 00:45:19.360 --> 00:45:22.800 of sour to him a little bit. They they know about his There's people 659 00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:25.679 that are making good videos showing how selfish he is in in the movie uh, 660 00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:30.880 in his industry and his seven dollars seven buck Films or whatever the fuck 661 00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:36.599 is production company is how they're they're realizing a bunch of stuff. So now 662 00:45:36.760 --> 00:45:40.559 to your point, Chris, that I think more and more people are starting 663 00:45:40.599 --> 00:45:45.280 to rub to the idea that like, Okay, this guy's he's fucking he's 664 00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:50.480 cartoonish, Like it's not he's not a real person. He just always struck 665 00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:52.639 me as like a very fake person, like the entire time, like ever 666 00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:53.960 since I ever first became away of them, and I was like, all 667 00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:57.119 right, well, it's not a big deal, Like I don't care necessarily, 668 00:45:57.159 --> 00:46:00.320 it's not Yeah, it's not important to me. I mean, like 669 00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:10.800 it's it's weird culturally. Look at anytime you see somebody that is overly nice, 670 00:46:12.199 --> 00:46:15.679 like on camera more times, it's not that they're a bad person. 671 00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:20.000 It's just that is a fake persona right, Like it's just whether it's just 672 00:46:20.039 --> 00:46:22.719 whether or not, Like these are corroborating, Like there are plenty of people 673 00:46:22.719 --> 00:46:24.360 who are that nice and the stories are corroborated about them, you know what 674 00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:28.760 I mean, Like interpersonally, like you have like people like like Jack Black 675 00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:30.320 who like even off camera, a lot of people have just talked about like 676 00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:34.360 being like wow, it's a really pleasant fucking guy like Judy, but he's 677 00:46:34.440 --> 00:46:37.440 not doing all that wacky ship off camera though. That's That's what I mean, 678 00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:40.440 Like, like it doesn't mean that you're bad it's just me. You're 679 00:46:40.480 --> 00:46:44.239 putting on a thing, and the rock tries to act like, no, 680 00:46:44.440 --> 00:46:46.039 this is me, and I'm like, come on, guys, it's anybody 681 00:46:46.199 --> 00:46:51.400 extrapolated to anybody. It's just anyone that's like they raise their voice, it's 682 00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:54.400 like another octave in their normal speaking voice and they're recording, Hey, what's 683 00:46:54.440 --> 00:46:55.920 going on? Guys? You know, I'm like, well, that's not 684 00:46:57.199 --> 00:47:00.400 that's not you. When you're sitting at home at dinner. Oh man, 685 00:47:00.440 --> 00:47:02.360 this spaghetti so good, like you'd be like, what the fuck what are 686 00:47:02.360 --> 00:47:05.639 you doing? You kill him? Is what you do? You like, 687 00:47:05.719 --> 00:47:08.440 this is a fucking pod person. This is not my son or friend or 688 00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:13.760 mom or whatever whoever the this is Do you remember fucking alien? Did you 689 00:47:13.800 --> 00:47:19.519 see that TikTok that a bunch of it went viral of that girl She's about 690 00:47:19.559 --> 00:47:25.280 to eat her her breakfast and so she is being like over exaggerating, and 691 00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:29.079 then you see that girl in the background just looking at her like what the 692 00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:31.199 fuck are you doing? And like and everyone's like, that's us where we 693 00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:35.000 represent her in the back. We definitely talked about that on the podcast too, 694 00:47:35.039 --> 00:47:37.639 because like I remember every because I remember there was a big hullabluo about 695 00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:39.400 that, because people were talking about how, like, man, what a 696 00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:45.760 jerk that girl is for judging someone or something. Shut up, Like, 697 00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:49.760 I bet she's way more miserable than this person eating their breakfast. It's like 698 00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:53.480 you, I can't stand the Internet. Yeah, like people just don't understand 699 00:47:53.480 --> 00:47:58.639 that. You think that's genuine. You think that fucking broad is Like like 700 00:47:58.719 --> 00:48:01.079 I said, she'll be at home at eight in the morning, ready to 701 00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:05.119 eat her breakfast, and she's bouncing around, and like, get the funk 702 00:48:05.199 --> 00:48:07.920 out of here, get out, get out, he said, kill kill 703 00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:14.960 her, kill her, kill him, kill him, kill him dead, 704 00:48:15.480 --> 00:48:19.320 all right, kill him dead, Shoot him in the heart, rip him 705 00:48:19.320 --> 00:48:22.719 in half, rip in two pieces. I want to see two of them. 706 00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:25.159 I want to see I want to I want to see him elevated high 707 00:48:25.159 --> 00:48:30.679 above the stadium with his back splayed open like an eagle, like. I 708 00:48:32.119 --> 00:48:37.159 want his inside dangling below his feet. I want him. I want him. 709 00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:42.679 I want hung upside down over a storm drain and saw it from the 710 00:48:42.920 --> 00:48:46.079 from the asshole down. I want him. I want him dead. That's 711 00:48:46.159 --> 00:48:52.119 all I'm saying. That's so disgusting. Pleasantly you saw him in half and 712 00:48:52.199 --> 00:48:59.679 everything falls down the stormy she dropped. That's a real that's a real torture, 713 00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:00.880 by the are a real method of execution, by the way, people, 714 00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:07.239 Yeah, that is dude, Medieval torture is fucking is some of the 715 00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:09.760 most insane shit I've ever read. That, Like, you can't believe. 716 00:49:10.920 --> 00:49:15.719 It almost makes me a shame to be a person when I think about God 717 00:49:15.400 --> 00:49:22.039 that our species was thinking about doing our people different. They're different, they're 718 00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:24.119 different. Well, I mean, clearly I don't, but it's just it's 719 00:49:24.199 --> 00:49:28.719 one of those things where I recognize that I'm a human and it's like the 720 00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:37.920 capabilities that humans are able to those are you have have that in you, 721 00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:40.760 you as as a human being, as a human being, you have that 722 00:49:40.880 --> 00:49:44.679 innate in you. I don't. I don't do that. Okay, let 723 00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:51.199 me put We've had conversations like this before and we just didn't believe you about 724 00:49:51.360 --> 00:49:54.360 like say, if someone you know did something horrific to Lily in front of 725 00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:57.719 you and then you have a chance for revenge, and you said that you 726 00:49:57.760 --> 00:50:00.079 wouldn't do ship, and I'm just like what, I what? The thing? 727 00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:02.000 The thing is this right? The thing is this right? And the 728 00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:05.599 moment I can say I can say that. I can say that right now, 729 00:50:06.159 --> 00:50:10.480 I would try not to retaliate because I would understand that me hurting them 730 00:50:10.559 --> 00:50:15.239 back is not going to change anything. I'm saying that right now. Well, 731 00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:22.119 in a moment, understand you understand you are can be very different. 732 00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:25.159 What about retribution? What about sucking? Uh? What is that gonna change? 733 00:50:25.320 --> 00:50:29.320 It's not about changing. It's just like, then, what's the point 734 00:50:29.320 --> 00:50:31.039 of putting people in prison? You know what I mean? Well, you 735 00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:34.440 put people in prison. No, you put people in prison so they can 736 00:50:34.519 --> 00:50:39.559 understand what they did wrong. Well, that's why that you know you're doing 737 00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:45.239 it to punish them. No, you're not, absolutely, because if we're 738 00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:46.800 trying to make them think about what they're doing, you wouldn't put them in 739 00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:50.880 extremely horrible living condition. No no, no, no, no, no 740 00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:55.239 no no. That is prison here, present here, that's your prison. 741 00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:59.800 When you presonate somebody, you're supposed to incarcerate them, detain them so they 742 00:50:59.840 --> 00:51:04.119 can do the same thing. You're thinking about rehabilitation, Like that's what they're 743 00:51:04.119 --> 00:51:07.159 supposed to be Western countries. But yeah, but we're talking about the United 744 00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:08.639 States. I don't live anywhere. To be fair, To be fair, 745 00:51:08.880 --> 00:51:15.960 most countries. I mean, most European countries prison aren't great. We're gonna 746 00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:20.519 talk about that's true. That's true. Maybe maybe like like Sweden or no 747 00:51:21.280 --> 00:51:25.199 Penis countries, like those northern Penis countries for sure. What it's supposed to 748 00:51:25.280 --> 00:51:28.639 be, Like the idea like, hey, this person committed a crime. 749 00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:31.559 You know, we take like a person that steals a loaf of bread should 750 00:51:31.639 --> 00:51:37.440 not be hung by the gallows, you know, shot, I would have 751 00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:40.039 shot fifty times. Like let's like let's say, like I read Game of 752 00:51:40.119 --> 00:51:44.079 Thrones, right, Game of Thrones is like, oh, the Knights Watters 753 00:51:44.079 --> 00:51:46.719 hold a bunch of cut throats and rapists and murderers. The vast majority of 754 00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:51.840 them are like petty thieves that stole food to eat because the world for regular 755 00:51:51.880 --> 00:51:54.400 people suck, dick. That is the most people that are in prison. 756 00:51:54.719 --> 00:51:58.840 They were like selling drugs so they can eat and shit like that. They 757 00:51:58.920 --> 00:52:06.559 should not become legal slaves, of course, but that's kind of my mind. 758 00:52:06.719 --> 00:52:08.360 Like a person harming me, a person doing something directly evil to me, 759 00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:12.920 like harming somebody I love or something like that, I would want to 760 00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:17.920 understand like clearly this person did this and they hurt me very badly. But 761 00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:22.800 me killing them, all I's gonna do is just make it. I'm just 762 00:52:22.880 --> 00:52:27.639 gonna kill them. That's it. Other than I hope they could figure out 763 00:52:27.679 --> 00:52:30.320 what they did wrong, understand what they did wrong, and yeah here's the 764 00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:35.679 thing again. But granted that is the moment where like right now, where 765 00:52:35.760 --> 00:52:38.000 that's not happening to me, and I have a mind to think about it. 766 00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:42.360 If someone hurt Lily in a moment, I very well just probably like 767 00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:47.559 attack them and harm off in charge of like a fucking like like a beard 768 00:52:49.159 --> 00:52:59.440 like yeah, like in a modern world, in a modern world, generally 769 00:52:59.679 --> 00:53:02.519 I would I don't know if if someone's swinging on me or something. I 770 00:53:02.679 --> 00:53:07.039 know in a modern world that like, I'm not going to retaliate because the 771 00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:10.360 fact that they've swung on me is enough information for a proper retaliation. You 772 00:53:10.400 --> 00:53:14.480 know. It's like, oh, I'm pressing charges. It is to be 773 00:53:14.880 --> 00:53:17.719 I win. I win by not doing anything specifically. You know. But 774 00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:24.119 this is like medieval times, dude, Nah, be careful, Medieval times. 775 00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:27.239 Fun. I haven't been to me medieval times in a minute. You 776 00:53:27.239 --> 00:53:30.239 guys were been. I went I went there four years ago. Four years 777 00:53:30.239 --> 00:53:36.199 ago, you went to Medieval Times four years ago went as a that is 778 00:53:36.239 --> 00:53:38.800 a batholticly recent they have a crazy good soup. I don't know what the 779 00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:44.559 fuck it is. Probably have some chicken like like milky like fucking potatoe broth 780 00:53:44.639 --> 00:53:47.039 soup. There. There's some ships delicious and I was like, this is 781 00:53:47.280 --> 00:53:50.960 crazy. What the hell are They're putting horse coming? What is this? 782 00:53:52.760 --> 00:53:59.599 It's fucking fantastic. Yeah, that that was the show is fine, but 783 00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:01.559 the food is pretty good. Team once I was happy. I was like, 784 00:54:01.639 --> 00:54:05.360 yay, it was a black guy too. It was a black guy 785 00:54:05.400 --> 00:54:07.599 and it's the Yellow and Black and he won. I was like, let's 786 00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:14.679 go for that. Maybe you knows that you sit in It depends on what 787 00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:17.920 team, uh you're whoever is representing you. Yeah, you get that growth 788 00:54:17.960 --> 00:54:23.639 hormone, turkey leg or whatever. They get fat. Last time I went 789 00:54:23.719 --> 00:54:27.239 Day Had, they had a chicken. They just was what do you call 790 00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:30.199 it? Half chicken or quarter chicken? Quarter chicken? I think literally two 791 00:54:30.239 --> 00:54:32.960 thousand and seven, in two thousand and eight might have been the last time 792 00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:37.280 I went, like one of those years good. Maybe they're killing each other 793 00:54:37.400 --> 00:54:39.320 now, maybe that's actually we're losing money. We're losing money. We gotta 794 00:54:39.360 --> 00:54:44.360 we gotta actually kill we gotta set it up. Yeah, that would be 795 00:54:44.400 --> 00:54:49.039 amazing if they if they sent like, uh, pedophiles to be executed in 796 00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:54.639 medieval times, I would be. I would be the show all the time, 797 00:54:54.880 --> 00:54:59.039 dude. I would subscribe. Would I would be I would be a 798 00:55:00.360 --> 00:55:04.679 to that broadcast. It'll be a tier five step to that broadcast. Like 799 00:55:04.760 --> 00:55:07.119 I would watch it one time and I'd be like, Okay, I've really 800 00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:12.119 had enough. I'm like, really had You don't need to be hilarious to 801 00:55:12.119 --> 00:55:17.719 see a guy and a horse joust a pedophile. I have. I've like, 802 00:55:19.480 --> 00:55:22.400 my there's a dude. I went through my Instagram like maybe like four 803 00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:24.960 days ago, and my Instagram was just the N word of people dying, 804 00:55:25.079 --> 00:55:34.800 bro, And I was like, that's your person. Yes you did, 805 00:55:36.159 --> 00:55:40.440 Yes you did. And I saw one yesterday too. I can't remember whose 806 00:55:40.480 --> 00:55:44.199 face it was. It was somebody's. It's one of those. And there's 807 00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:46.079 a thing a bunch of cats like laughing at you, like it's a video 808 00:55:46.119 --> 00:55:49.639 of a cat in a laugh track, bend it. It's pointing at you, 809 00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:52.559 And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong? What is going on 810 00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:57.920 right now? I just saw. I just saw straight up gay porn on 811 00:55:58.039 --> 00:56:00.360 Instagram. But it was a dude's kissing. It was it was it was 812 00:56:00.599 --> 00:56:06.280 the meme said when the bird, when the mama bird comes back to feed, 813 00:56:06.440 --> 00:56:12.239 uh, the chicks or the hatchlings or whatever. And it's just these 814 00:56:12.480 --> 00:56:16.320 three black dudes just swapping like and I was like, oh, I didn't. 815 00:56:16.599 --> 00:56:21.400 I was expecting to see this yesterday. It was some guy that fell 816 00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:25.800 on a chainsaw and Lily, Lily was just like, honey, that's not 817 00:56:27.039 --> 00:56:30.440 funny. He died. And I was just like, I saw it and 818 00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:36.000 I didn't make any noise because I think it was trauma. Everyone's like, 819 00:56:36.039 --> 00:56:38.000 no, shut up. I hate this like this fake thing that you do 820 00:56:38.400 --> 00:56:40.880 where you're like, you pretend to be traumatized by the thing you see. 821 00:56:40.960 --> 00:56:44.960 You're not traumatized. You know there are things that definitely traumatized me. You 822 00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:51.880 well, then why dolphin traumatized me? Why anymore? Why do you show 823 00:56:51.880 --> 00:56:57.760 each other people if you traumatize you because I I I'm hurt, you know, 824 00:56:58.599 --> 00:57:00.079 so you want to spread the hurt because you're not a good person. 825 00:57:00.199 --> 00:57:06.679 Have you seen a movie? Smile? No, I'm smile all right, 826 00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:10.400 Smile when I get damnaged. I'm the damage that shares the damage on other 827 00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:15.159 people. All Right, we'll get into questions after this, but like I 828 00:57:15.199 --> 00:57:20.119 do want to bring up the facts, like Twitter's turning into basically every Twitter 829 00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:29.440 because it's such a shithole now is just it's porn. It's lively and spam. 830 00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:32.840 That's all it is. It's really boring, it's really annoying. Like 831 00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:36.119 there's some like I saw a video, to be fair, it was a 832 00:57:36.159 --> 00:57:39.440 pretty interesting video of a guy exploding, but I mean, like, I 833 00:57:39.480 --> 00:57:44.719 don't know, I'm just kind of Twitter's annoying. It was only funny specifically 834 00:57:44.760 --> 00:57:46.400 because it happened to like some guy who's clearly like I mean, dude, 835 00:57:46.400 --> 00:57:50.400 he's he was messing around with an explosive to plant it on a building, 836 00:57:51.039 --> 00:57:54.159 and that's probably not like, I mean, that's probably not a great guy. 837 00:57:55.239 --> 00:57:59.079 You know, Yeah, he's walking around with explosives, but he just 838 00:57:59.159 --> 00:58:02.480 like he was fucking around with then he just exploded on a city street and 839 00:58:02.559 --> 00:58:07.559 it's pretty gruesome. But it's different. It's different. It's different than some 840 00:58:08.119 --> 00:58:12.280 it's different than some innocent dude falling on a chainsaw. Like that's sadder to 841 00:58:12.360 --> 00:58:15.599 me. Because like, I don't know, man, there's plenty of to 842 00:58:15.719 --> 00:58:17.679 be around a chainsaw. I see things on Twitter every day and I'm like, 843 00:58:17.719 --> 00:58:21.719 oh, that's crazy. Like it's one video of this guy like he 844 00:58:21.880 --> 00:58:23.440 was like doing something. It was like a lively video and then all of 845 00:58:23.480 --> 00:58:28.320 a sudden, energy just came out of like this fucking valve and the guy 846 00:58:28.360 --> 00:58:30.960 disappeared. He was gone, Oh I think I saw that video too. 847 00:58:30.000 --> 00:58:34.800 Yeah, he just disappeared. It was like it was like someone turned the 848 00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:39.280 mic into a real like a real like might like force might into a real 849 00:58:39.360 --> 00:58:44.480 thing, and he got hit with it and died. Whoa. Yeah, 850 00:58:44.519 --> 00:58:46.519 Twitter is just not not fun lately. Well, yeah, because it's it's 851 00:58:46.840 --> 00:58:51.039 x now man, it's it's a different thing. Yeah, I know it 852 00:58:51.119 --> 00:58:55.280 is now. It's unfortunate man, and it's uh elon ruined it cool, 853 00:58:55.480 --> 00:59:00.880 awesome, But Instagram's fucked too. His Instagram is the N word and like, 854 00:59:01.480 --> 00:59:04.960 that's you though you've done that. It is. The weird thing about 855 00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:09.039 Instagram's algorithm is that it'll change so quickly if you just watch like two videos 856 00:59:09.039 --> 00:59:12.920 of the same thing. Like every once in a while, it always tries 857 00:59:12.960 --> 00:59:16.320 to rope me back into some bitches shaking their ass or doing something ridiculous. 858 00:59:16.360 --> 00:59:19.880 Oh yeah, of course, and then if you just watch it fully, 859 00:59:20.400 --> 00:59:24.360 then the next suggestion of reels will just be all bitches doing just the most 860 00:59:24.440 --> 00:59:30.039 absurd, like, you know, click baity shit or whatever. I wish 861 00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:35.079 I could find that. I get annoyed at Twitter because specifically, you know, 862 00:59:35.320 --> 00:59:40.119 just because all of my bookmarks are scissoring compilations doesn't mean that's all I 863 00:59:40.159 --> 00:59:43.000 want to see, you know what I mean? Like, sometimes I want 864 00:59:43.000 --> 00:59:47.559 to see the news you want to see. I just watched, only I 865 00:59:47.800 --> 00:59:51.360 probably don't see all the wild ship because I just checked the for you now 866 00:59:51.480 --> 00:59:55.480 because the not for you sorry following or whatever, Yeah, whoever I'm following, 867 00:59:57.159 --> 01:00:00.760 because the for you thing has actually been fucked. For me. It's 868 01:00:00.800 --> 01:00:04.679 been fucked the entire time, because I just want to see what I want 869 01:00:04.719 --> 01:00:08.480 to see, and I'm not really I'm not a fan of people machines trying 870 01:00:08.599 --> 01:00:13.039 to direct me where to go where I'm like, I know what I like. 871 01:00:13.639 --> 01:00:15.679 I'm gonna follow what I like. And like, I just followed a 872 01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:20.159 new YouTube poop channel or page or whatever, and I'm like, oh cool, 873 01:00:20.840 --> 01:00:23.760 more content. It was somebody tagged me, and I don't know if 874 01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:28.119 you guys saw it was fucking uh that old school RD of the Rings cartoon 875 01:00:28.679 --> 01:00:32.800 where fucking Gandolf grabs the ring from Frodo and for whatever reason, he puts 876 01:00:32.840 --> 01:00:36.239 it up to his nose, like in his nose. But then he's just 877 01:00:36.400 --> 01:00:40.280 like Jackie and then like fucking Frodo is like, what what do you do? 878 01:00:40.719 --> 01:00:45.320 Like it's it's perfect, He's just he's just fucking that. I was 879 01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:46.519 like, why did he the context of that, though, I'm like, 880 01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:49.599 why did he put it up to his nose in the first place, Like 881 01:00:49.719 --> 01:00:53.320 it goes through the tip of his nose in the ring, and then he's 882 01:00:53.400 --> 01:01:00.519 just fitty. It just makes them fu It's fucking cool. Oh man, 883 01:01:00.880 --> 01:01:02.239 Yeah, yeah, Okay, let's move on. Let's move on some questions. 884 01:01:02.880 --> 01:01:05.280 We got a lot, we got a lot to get through. We 885 01:01:05.320 --> 01:01:08.000 got a funck time to get through. Thanks to your support over at Pitton, 886 01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:10.800 the concest of Start Tank. Remember you can ask us questions if you 887 01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:14.880 if you go over and join one of our tears. I forget what it 888 01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:17.320 is because it's a new year, and I've I've I'm an idiot, But 889 01:01:17.880 --> 01:01:22.400 gone over there helps us also leave us some nice reviews on podcast services Apple, 890 01:01:22.400 --> 01:01:27.000 Apple, iTunes, Spotify and all that shit. It helps us out 891 01:01:27.039 --> 01:01:30.360 a ton. Yes, and first question of the new year, First question 892 01:01:30.400 --> 01:01:34.320 of twenty twenty four. Although an episode would have gone live, you probably 893 01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:36.960 it's not technically it's not your first episode twenty fo four, but whatever, 894 01:01:37.079 --> 01:01:39.920 you get it, young, your guy Alt wrote in he says, not 895 01:01:40.039 --> 01:01:44.159 a question, but it needs you guys to know that your Mask rewrite is 896 01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:47.400 eerily close to the Mass comics. It's actually way closer than the movie is. 897 01:01:47.880 --> 01:01:52.559 It wouldn't even be out of the realm of possibility ie the Mask. 898 01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:55.639 Yeah, I did hear. This is something that I heard a lot, 899 01:01:55.840 --> 01:02:00.000 was that, like the Mask comics are actually fucking insane, like the Matter. 900 01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:00.960 This movie is really good, but it's not a great adaptation of the 901 01:02:01.000 --> 01:02:04.599 comics. It's just like a really kind of fun movie with the premise of 902 01:02:04.639 --> 01:02:09.519 the Mask. But apparently the Mass comics are fucking insane like a monster. 903 01:02:10.280 --> 01:02:14.239 Yeah. Yeah, never watched them, never, never never read them. 904 01:02:14.480 --> 01:02:17.079 Uh, maybe maybe I should. Comics are I mean, comics like that 905 01:02:17.159 --> 01:02:20.559 are usually kind of like I mean, the original. I feel like the 906 01:02:20.599 --> 01:02:24.960 original TM and T are very similar right, like the original teams. Yeah, 907 01:02:24.960 --> 01:02:30.159 they were like yeah, they were flossing with people's tendons and ship like 908 01:02:30.440 --> 01:02:32.159 or some nonsense. They would like, wait to take a ship, and 909 01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:35.559 they would like srip, they would like rip your tain open and you'd like 910 01:02:35.639 --> 01:02:38.360 run around, but your just leaking around and like then Donnie Tella would hit 911 01:02:38.400 --> 01:02:43.760 you with a stick and your penis till you die. That's that was the 912 01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:47.480 first That was the first issue. You're like, yo, what the hell 913 01:02:49.159 --> 01:02:52.440 they dried that off of seventeen pages? Bro it did? That's a two 914 01:02:52.519 --> 01:02:57.920 page bread That ship was the whole first You have no context of the turtles 915 01:02:58.360 --> 01:03:01.280 just whooping some dudes. It's for the first issue. And then you're like, 916 01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:06.360 wait, what is this? Like this it's pretty cool. It's a 917 01:03:06.360 --> 01:03:12.039 pretty good way to start. Yeah, simple, that would be. Here's 918 01:03:12.039 --> 01:03:14.920 a simple first question or not first question? Well, I guess it is 919 01:03:15.000 --> 01:03:16.840 the first question because that last one wasn't. The first wasn't a questions question? 920 01:03:17.320 --> 01:03:22.480 Homeless transferm who's whose resolution is to fuck? Good luck on that nice? 921 01:03:23.679 --> 01:03:27.800 He wrote in and says, hey, comeboys, what's a game you're 922 01:03:27.840 --> 01:03:31.519 anticipating this year? I gotta be honest, I got nothing. I got 923 01:03:31.559 --> 01:03:37.599 nothing this year Dragon's Dogma two. Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's that's 924 01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:42.960 imminent, right, that's like February. Yeah, it might be March. 925 01:03:44.519 --> 01:03:47.119 It might be March or February. You're probably right, you might be right. 926 01:03:47.400 --> 01:03:51.280 I have no idea. I actually I don't really I don't remember exactly 927 01:03:51.360 --> 01:03:53.800 either, but March, yeah, March, March twenty second, So it's 928 01:03:53.840 --> 01:03:59.079 pretty pretty fucking close, pretty close. I'm pretty excited because I've played the 929 01:03:59.159 --> 01:04:02.159 first one in twenty thirteen, had a hell of a lot of fun with 930 01:04:02.280 --> 01:04:05.960 it. I got it on Steam a long time ago, and I'm I'm 931 01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:11.320 gonna try to play it again. But shit, I just I just re 932 01:04:11.960 --> 01:04:16.719 you know, installed Redd Redemption two. Me too. Oh dude, I'm 933 01:04:16.719 --> 01:04:18.840 a little sad. Is it? Is it good on a Steam? Dick? 934 01:04:20.079 --> 01:04:25.360 I don't know. I don't have one, so I can't even I'm 935 01:04:25.360 --> 01:04:27.360 a Steam and I'm trying to put as many games I can on it. 936 01:04:27.800 --> 01:04:30.920 I'll try it out, try it out, you have a report back, 937 01:04:30.280 --> 01:04:32.880 dude. I can't imagine. I can't imagine that it's gonna run well. 938 01:04:32.960 --> 01:04:38.360 But like, have you seen those car mods that on rede works pretty well 939 01:04:38.400 --> 01:04:41.840 on there, So I don't know, you drive like a fucking Lamborghini through 940 01:04:42.039 --> 01:04:45.599 through the Old West. Yeah. So I just found out. I was 941 01:04:45.719 --> 01:04:48.719 so sad because last night I was so I was so hyped, like I'm 942 01:04:48.719 --> 01:04:56.079 gonna fucking drive some cars. But it's only Red Dead Online and it's a 943 01:04:56.119 --> 01:05:00.039 specific server. There's a specific server red im where they people you'll join this 944 01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:05.159 discord you can get into that server and they're experimenting with car mods there. 945 01:05:05.760 --> 01:05:11.239 And it fucking made me so sad because I was so hyped to like just 946 01:05:11.360 --> 01:05:14.599 play single mode, just the story and just fuck around with cars in it 947 01:05:14.679 --> 01:05:18.880 and getting a car. So no one's done it. No one's done it. 948 01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:21.480 I was like, it's been this game has been out too long for 949 01:05:21.599 --> 01:05:26.519 someone to not have figured this shit out yet. It is crazy. Yeah. 950 01:05:26.599 --> 01:05:30.480 Well maybe maybe with the Grand Theft Auto source code being out there because 951 01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:32.599 GJ five had the source code leaked a couple of weeks ago, right, 952 01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:36.480 maybe, and you have to imagine that it's not that dissimilar to Red Dead's 953 01:05:36.960 --> 01:05:40.679 Like I feel like source code is kind of like engines, where like they're 954 01:05:40.719 --> 01:05:44.800 they're kind of similar throughout. Yeah, maybe that'll I don't know, maybe 955 01:05:44.840 --> 01:05:46.800 that that'll help them put some some bullshit into Red Dead too. I sure 956 01:05:46.840 --> 01:05:53.599 hope. So I love I love Red Dead two more as I get further 957 01:05:53.599 --> 01:05:56.159 away from it, and as I rea as I jump into it every now 958 01:05:56.199 --> 01:05:58.599 and again, I love it more. Yeah, it's crazy, Like I 959 01:05:58.679 --> 01:06:00.199 really thought it would be the opposite. Like I really thought it was like, 960 01:06:00.320 --> 01:06:03.400 oh, this is a very like linear kind of story driven game. 961 01:06:03.519 --> 01:06:06.400 It's like very very narrative heavy. I probably I'm only going to play this 962 01:06:06.480 --> 01:06:10.159 once. Not. Man, it's so good, and I've noticed that a 963 01:06:10.199 --> 01:06:12.599 lot of people are coming around on it as well. Like I remember there 964 01:06:12.639 --> 01:06:15.320 was a lot of it was it was a it was a critical acclaimed game 965 01:06:15.360 --> 01:06:17.159 and all that. It's sold a ton. That's always going to be the 966 01:06:17.199 --> 01:06:21.960 case for Rockstar games. But like I specifically remember, like a lot of 967 01:06:23.000 --> 01:06:27.280 people there was that JK video, who by the way, I agree with 968 01:06:27.360 --> 01:06:30.639 that video a lot a lot of people kind of he's basically like talking about 969 01:06:30.679 --> 01:06:33.639 how their mission structure is really dated, which it is one hundred percent. 970 01:06:33.760 --> 01:06:39.599 Like it's very linear and it's it's kind of annoying. But I don't know, 971 01:06:39.679 --> 01:06:42.800 man, the rest of that game is just so fucking objectively amazing that 972 01:06:42.920 --> 01:06:45.559 I can't. I don't. I really don't. Think I tweeted it earlier, 973 01:06:45.719 --> 01:06:48.719 just that scene where he's talking to the nun by the trains, and 974 01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:54.320 I'm just like, I don't know if I've played any game where a character 975 01:06:54.400 --> 01:06:58.360 feels more real before or since Red Did Redemption Too, Like, I really 976 01:06:58.440 --> 01:07:01.159 I Arthur Morgan feels like real fucking dude, Like in a way that I 977 01:07:01.280 --> 01:07:08.000 can't fucking believe, Like the next most believable character is probably like so far 978 01:07:08.119 --> 01:07:12.599 away from him in terms of like on the scale, like it's it's insane. 979 01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:17.280 He's Arthur is a He's just so great. He's just so great of 980 01:07:17.360 --> 01:07:20.559 a character. Like I like, I think there are better characters in games, 981 01:07:20.599 --> 01:07:24.679 But I don't think there's better characters you play as. I don't think 982 01:07:24.679 --> 01:07:27.599 there are better I don't. I don't think there's a better character. There's 983 01:07:27.599 --> 01:07:30.760 the better characters you play as, Like I don't really trying to. I've 984 01:07:30.800 --> 01:07:34.079 really tried to rack my brain out, like trying to figure out is there, 985 01:07:34.519 --> 01:07:39.960 like what's like, who's a better character? I would say Garris, 986 01:07:40.239 --> 01:07:45.480 Yeah, I would say Garris. I would say Will Will Will? Who 987 01:07:45.000 --> 01:07:54.159 Fomal just G three Garris Will Carlak. Maybe you're you're Homemie from Dragon from 988 01:07:54.280 --> 01:07:58.199 Dragon one, your best year, but you're like your your side and your 989 01:07:58.239 --> 01:08:00.280 side and Homie almost at the N word three times because I was trying to 990 01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:04.320 remember him. That's crazy. He's the He's the He's the dude that actually 991 01:08:04.320 --> 01:08:08.639 becomes a great warden. Also, I think there's a lot, but I 992 01:08:08.719 --> 01:08:14.440 think Alistair Alistair, Yes, I think Alistair. I think there's a lot 993 01:08:14.480 --> 01:08:17.800 of really good ones. Sucks. I like Air. I don't like him. 994 01:08:18.359 --> 01:08:21.399 I mean he's fine. I don't dislike him. I just I don't 995 01:08:21.600 --> 01:08:27.039 I like. I just don't he he doesn't mean anything to me, like 996 01:08:27.199 --> 01:08:31.520 I like, he's fine, but he's one of the least memorable. Like 997 01:08:31.600 --> 01:08:35.119 I don't know. Maybe I should play it again, but I think maybe 998 01:08:35.199 --> 01:08:41.399 because I think of more of like of of your howel and like low game, 999 01:08:41.479 --> 01:08:44.960 I think of more of the cunts in that game more than than actually 1000 01:08:45.000 --> 01:08:51.479 likable people. There's he's ship like that what a great villain because he's such 1001 01:08:51.560 --> 01:08:57.479 a piece of ship, Like I remember, I think about Dragon Age origins, 1002 01:08:57.640 --> 01:09:01.319 and then I get angry because I'm just like that fucking guy. I 1003 01:09:01.399 --> 01:09:03.800 want to fuck him up so badly and then you have to wait for a 1004 01:09:03.880 --> 01:09:08.520 while, but I want to beat you. I want to hurt you again. 1005 01:09:09.239 --> 01:09:13.840 Going back to Red Dead, Micah is that personified, is the most 1006 01:09:13.920 --> 01:09:18.319 dislikeable ever act so much that like that couldn't wait. I love, I 1007 01:09:18.600 --> 01:09:26.840 love how much I hate Micah. Racist, misogynistic, disrespectful, liar, 1008 01:09:27.159 --> 01:09:32.199 piece of ship. He's a whisper working with the cops. Bro that entertains 1009 01:09:32.319 --> 01:09:39.359 fucking dutchess paranoia and like he pushes him over the edge, like he entertains 1010 01:09:39.399 --> 01:09:45.319 his madness. Yeah, fucking rat seas he's everything wrong. He even looks 1011 01:09:45.359 --> 01:09:48.520 like a piece of Like he looks like such a rat. He You're like, 1012 01:09:48.600 --> 01:09:53.520 oh man, they just nailed you gotta save him in the beginning to 1013 01:09:54.000 --> 01:09:58.119 because you gotta be save in the beginning and jail pull the wall out and 1014 01:09:58.199 --> 01:10:00.640 the reward just like, look, okay, this guy sucks dick. You 1015 01:10:00.800 --> 01:10:05.960 saved him. Here's the best feature in the gun the game dual weapons. 1016 01:10:06.439 --> 01:10:10.680 Here you go. You deserve that for least, saving this piece of ship 1017 01:10:11.119 --> 01:10:15.159 and going in the strawberry and lighting it. The funk up dude he went, 1018 01:10:15.199 --> 01:10:16.720 and you guys going to Strawberry. You go there to save him, 1019 01:10:17.119 --> 01:10:21.079 You break him out on some bullshit to be getting to get the creak. 1020 01:10:24.800 --> 01:10:29.960 This is some serious. Bs leave now he runs to the bank, robs 1021 01:10:30.039 --> 01:10:33.359 the bank, and he has he has to go get his guns. He 1022 01:10:33.399 --> 01:10:38.800 has to go get his guns. He's so I need my gun. Yeah, 1023 01:10:38.840 --> 01:10:43.760 he's great. Arthur is the ship though he really because I'm racking my 1024 01:10:43.840 --> 01:10:46.920 brain too. I'm racking my brain. I'm like, who have I felt 1025 01:10:47.079 --> 01:10:53.079 so like? I think no one. I think Arthur is the best who 1026 01:10:53.119 --> 01:10:57.560 play ass? I think he's the best? What because there are characters that 1027 01:10:57.600 --> 01:11:00.239 you brought up at, Like I love Garris and I think Garris is definitely 1028 01:11:00.239 --> 01:11:01.960 one of my favorite characters ever. But like the thing, I think there's 1029 01:11:02.000 --> 01:11:05.319 a there's a difference between like I like Garris a lot, like I like 1030 01:11:05.479 --> 01:11:11.640 him, but like in terms of like how like how real they feel? 1031 01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:15.319 Like there's something about Arthur in Red that wouldemp to do that feels like fucking 1032 01:11:15.720 --> 01:11:19.359 tangibly real, where it's like he's real, it was real, but he's 1033 01:11:19.399 --> 01:11:21.920 like real in a video gaming way. I don't know how to describe it. 1034 01:11:23.000 --> 01:11:26.520 Like it's not that it's a bad thing necessarily round in nature of the 1035 01:11:26.560 --> 01:11:29.720 world they're in, you know it definitely, it definitely helps. It adds 1036 01:11:30.000 --> 01:11:32.239 for sure because even in Balder's Gate right, like Balder's I think Will is 1037 01:11:32.239 --> 01:11:38.600 an amazing character because Will's story is the realist story out of all of theirs, 1038 01:11:39.039 --> 01:11:43.439 like has a wild some sort of wild thing going on, and Will 1039 01:11:43.600 --> 01:11:47.239 is like, literally, my dad was the leader of like protecting the city, 1040 01:11:47.680 --> 01:11:50.119 and all I wanted to do is make my dad happy. So I 1041 01:11:50.319 --> 01:11:55.760 made it back. That's why he's Wait, hold on, is Will the 1042 01:11:55.800 --> 01:12:00.520 guy that that attacks Carla like in the camp? Well, he wants to. 1043 01:12:00.159 --> 01:12:03.600 He wants to attack car like, yes, didn't kill him? Yes? 1044 01:12:04.319 --> 01:12:09.640 Oh what pretty much anybody I killed him? Well, I mean I 1045 01:12:09.720 --> 01:12:15.039 killed him immediately. You didn't trigger You probably didn't trigger the showdown like outside 1046 01:12:15.039 --> 01:12:16.880 of the camp. No, no, no, no, no. I 1047 01:12:16.960 --> 01:12:20.720 I he was in the camp, and you avoid that, so you can 1048 01:12:21.000 --> 01:12:25.560 so the way you the way you avoid because you don't have to. You 1049 01:12:25.600 --> 01:12:29.399 don't have to. Uh, you can send people to your camp instead of 1050 01:12:29.439 --> 01:12:32.199 them rolling with you. So like for example, when I first met a 1051 01:12:32.319 --> 01:12:36.920 stereon and I met fucking uh the Wizard of Camera's name right now, Gail. 1052 01:12:38.279 --> 01:12:40.439 I sent them to the my camp immediately because I was like, I 1053 01:12:40.479 --> 01:12:45.680 don't want to roll with dongs, you know, wait till I GAVs know. 1054 01:12:45.199 --> 01:12:48.199 I diind the exact same thing, I think, the exactly thing. 1055 01:12:48.279 --> 01:12:53.279 I was like, I don't want these men around. The last last game, 1056 01:12:53.840 --> 01:12:59.880 my last game, it was my character shadow Heart, Lizell and Carlin. 1057 01:13:00.319 --> 01:13:03.439 That's what I say. My character and my character was a woman too, 1058 01:13:03.760 --> 01:13:05.479 and that was my exact play there. I was like, I was 1059 01:13:05.520 --> 01:13:10.399 just a gang of gang of witches basically like going through this place, and 1060 01:13:10.479 --> 01:13:12.439 I was just like, I don't want to do that again. So now 1061 01:13:12.560 --> 01:13:15.680 I'm gonna wait till I get Jahira, which is the biggest problem in the 1062 01:13:15.720 --> 01:13:18.359 game. You can't man's Jahira. I want somebody. I wanted some old 1063 01:13:18.399 --> 01:13:23.079 pussy, man. I want that old pussy because she's still fine for being 1064 01:13:23.119 --> 01:13:26.039 old as hell. To dude, Yeah, she's like two billion and fucking 1065 01:13:26.199 --> 01:13:29.960 like she's looks you know, she's starting to gray a little bit, understandably 1066 01:13:30.000 --> 01:13:34.399 obviously, but she ain't like old. I knocked the dust out of it, 1067 01:13:34.520 --> 01:13:41.239 bro C. I mean, yeah, it's she's perfectly perfectly fine pussy. 1068 01:13:41.760 --> 01:13:44.720 Uh, so yeah, I was upset that they they barred that. 1069 01:13:45.199 --> 01:13:48.960 I feel like the moders need to somehow fix that. They I think they're 1070 01:13:49.000 --> 01:13:53.239 making I think they're making d I think they're making dil or they're making like 1071 01:13:53.439 --> 01:13:57.319 another story cool. And I also want to less out with UH with the 1072 01:13:57.560 --> 01:14:00.359 Uh, with the with the Night song and her bad you know, bro, 1073 01:14:01.079 --> 01:14:04.960 one thing I wanted to pick me up. Bro. Look, one 1074 01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:09.159 thing I will say. One thing I will say. One thing I will 1075 01:14:09.159 --> 01:14:13.000 say about what Kingston said is I think that what Kingson said is objectively true. 1076 01:14:13.520 --> 01:14:15.920 Like I I I think he's probably like the best character in video games, 1077 01:14:15.920 --> 01:14:18.640 but honestly, like I really like that's my personal opinion, but he's 1078 01:14:18.720 --> 01:14:24.640 definitely like the best protection that you play that you like. I can't even 1079 01:14:24.680 --> 01:14:28.720 imagine. I can't there's I it doesn't even come to mind any even close 1080 01:14:28.800 --> 01:14:31.880 with I think it's probably him the solid Snake. Yeah, everybody, maybe 1081 01:14:32.439 --> 01:14:36.680 even even him, like a mile. It's kind of like how it's so 1082 01:14:36.760 --> 01:14:40.640 relatable. It's kind of like how you know how Peutie Pie was like the 1083 01:14:40.680 --> 01:14:43.880 most subscribed channel and then the second most subscribe channel was like fifty million below 1084 01:14:43.960 --> 01:14:47.000 him. Yeah, it's kind of like that where it's like Arthur's really fucking 1085 01:14:47.079 --> 01:14:50.439 high to the point where like the next character might be the next character, 1086 01:14:50.479 --> 01:14:55.079 but he's still so far still so far away. But as far as like 1087 01:14:55.119 --> 01:14:57.720 twenty twenty four games coming out, like I don't know, man like it's 1088 01:14:58.720 --> 01:15:03.920 it like it's a it's a light year for for me and for what I 1089 01:15:04.119 --> 01:15:06.359 like. I think this year, I'm gonna go into my backlog and finish 1090 01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:10.279 a bunch of games that I probably should have finished. Yeah, I mean, 1091 01:15:11.319 --> 01:15:14.880 uh, I want to finish. I want to finish scranth Thtto four 1092 01:15:14.920 --> 01:15:17.159 because I'm really liking it. I want to finish. I want to platinum 1093 01:15:17.199 --> 01:15:24.079 some games too. I want to platinum games that I uh that I specifically 1094 01:15:24.279 --> 01:15:27.720 love because those are the only games that I've platinum. I've only platinum Spider 1095 01:15:27.800 --> 01:15:30.600 Man, Spider Man two, Crash Team Racing, and Ape Escape. Those 1096 01:15:30.600 --> 01:15:33.880 are my only four platinums, I think, and so I think I'm gonna 1097 01:15:33.960 --> 01:15:36.159 like delineate them. I was like, Okay, Shout of the Colossus is 1098 01:15:36.159 --> 01:15:41.159 probably next. I'm gonna try the Spiro games. Maybe BioShock. I don't 1099 01:15:41.159 --> 01:15:44.640 know. BioShock I heard was kind of hard, but was not Final Fantasy 1100 01:15:44.680 --> 01:15:46.920 seven. Man, I'm very excited for that. Oh yeah, that's that's 1101 01:15:47.039 --> 01:15:54.279 imminent as well. What's the other one called, uh fres Rebirth? Yeah, 1102 01:15:54.359 --> 01:15:58.119 this is rebirth. And the first one was just retro. No. 1103 01:15:58.199 --> 01:16:00.000 No, the first one was just Final Fantas have a remake. Then then 1104 01:16:00.039 --> 01:16:04.319 it was Integrade. That's like DLC piece. I see. Oh, I'm 1105 01:16:04.359 --> 01:16:08.960 just not I can't pretend to be into Final Fantasy anymore, like I've tried. 1106 01:16:09.119 --> 01:16:11.640 I love seven, especially the remake of seven. I think it's so 1107 01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:15.840 good. I like seven, but like jarpgs just have this dragging problem where 1108 01:16:15.880 --> 01:16:17.399 like they just get to it, like they just get to a point where 1109 01:16:17.479 --> 01:16:21.960 like a lot has happened narratively and then like here's a town, go go 1110 01:16:23.119 --> 01:16:26.479 meet the people in the town. I'm just like, I think seven has 1111 01:16:26.520 --> 01:16:30.800 a moment where like it's really slow and then it ramps up crazy fast and 1112 01:16:30.880 --> 01:16:33.199 it's a really cool ending and I'm like, oh, this is really nice. 1113 01:16:33.239 --> 01:16:35.279 Yeah, seven, but it is a JARPG. They just they just 1114 01:16:35.399 --> 01:16:40.279 dragged. Seven has that moment and then sixteen has that moment as well, 1115 01:16:40.560 --> 01:16:45.319 and I remember specifically going through them and I'm like damn. These are from 1116 01:16:45.439 --> 01:16:48.960 seven to sixteen. That's a nine game difference, and the problem that I 1117 01:16:49.000 --> 01:16:53.199 hated about the first one is still here. So like I'm just this is 1118 01:16:53.279 --> 01:16:55.880 just clearly like I think that people love about these games that I can't. 1119 01:16:57.399 --> 01:17:00.159 Every Final Fantasy game has a moment where you take a step back and you're 1120 01:17:00.159 --> 01:17:02.920 like, all right, cool now things are like more mundane. That's how 1121 01:17:02.960 --> 01:17:06.000 most RPGs are in general, because it's more like, yeah, right, 1122 01:17:06.039 --> 01:17:09.600 there's a time, the moment, it's a chill you know, I get 1123 01:17:09.680 --> 01:17:13.039 it. I I like Balders get a crazy cause Balder's Gate the scale keeps 1124 01:17:13.039 --> 01:17:16.279 going out. I get it. It's like, yeah, to this, 1125 01:17:16.640 --> 01:17:20.039 like what the hell I get? I get RPGs, and I understand it. 1126 01:17:21.680 --> 01:17:25.359 Like Balder's Gate, you want to be like one hundred hour experience, 1127 01:17:25.800 --> 01:17:30.159 but like I just don't. I rarely ever play a game that has a 1128 01:17:30.319 --> 01:17:34.880 thirty plus hour runtime and has justified that runtime. Like, I just don't 1129 01:17:34.920 --> 01:17:39.720 think games are good enough to withstand like over thirty forty hours of gable like 1130 01:17:39.800 --> 01:17:44.520 they they like they're fun, but they're not. Like Last Times Part two 1131 01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:45.439 is a great example of that. Actually, Like I remember playing the Last 1132 01:17:45.439 --> 01:17:48.680 of Us part two and half. When I got to the halfway point, 1133 01:17:48.760 --> 01:17:53.199 I remember being like, I've seen everything that this game has to offer and 1134 01:17:53.279 --> 01:17:57.880 there's still fifty percent of it left, and that that bothered the hell even 1135 01:17:57.920 --> 01:17:59.760 Red Dad Too, Like we're talking about Red Dad Too like a lot, 1136 01:17:59.880 --> 01:18:01.439 like and we praise it, like I love Red That too, but that's 1137 01:18:01.479 --> 01:18:03.359 a similar game. But like, I feel like you could cut a lot 1138 01:18:03.439 --> 01:18:06.520 of that game out and still have an amazing fucking game. You know, 1139 01:18:08.119 --> 01:18:12.039 I was none of the main story. I just want the map smaller, 1140 01:18:14.079 --> 01:18:16.960 need to be as big. In my opinion, it's just something I have. 1141 01:18:17.079 --> 01:18:20.680 The fact that you have the rest you have Red Dead Ones map at 1142 01:18:20.720 --> 01:18:26.479 the bottom of Blackwater, if you go to Blackwater and go down the whole 1143 01:18:26.680 --> 01:18:31.000 other games maps down there, I was like, what deeply unnecessary? It's 1144 01:18:31.439 --> 01:18:34.279 needed to be. Yeah, it is cool, but but and that was 1145 01:18:34.640 --> 01:18:38.880 and that was something that I realized over the over the course of like the 1146 01:18:38.960 --> 01:18:41.560 last like during winter Break, I've been playing a lot of old games, 1147 01:18:41.600 --> 01:18:44.720 Like I finished Allen Wake two twice and that got me into playing like, 1148 01:18:44.760 --> 01:18:46.119 oh, I want to play Allen Wake one again. I finished Allan Wake 1149 01:18:46.159 --> 01:18:48.720 one in like nine hours, and I'm like, this is fucking amazing. 1150 01:18:49.159 --> 01:18:54.720 This is great. This pays so well. Resonable four and Dead Space remakes 1151 01:18:54.760 --> 01:18:58.479 that just came out last year as well. We're just like snappy, right, 1152 01:18:58.560 --> 01:19:00.399 But I think I think I think Already four might be damn near a 1153 01:19:00.439 --> 01:19:04.399 perfect video game. The remake. The remake. Yeah, I think that's 1154 01:19:04.479 --> 01:19:09.600 one of the closest to like a actual perfect video game. It's pretty it's 1155 01:19:09.720 --> 01:19:13.520 close. There's no point in that game where it's not awesome. That's what 1156 01:19:13.600 --> 01:19:17.159 I felt about remake. Actually, are I like, I like Already two 1157 01:19:17.479 --> 01:19:20.720 more than four Ari two is better? Yeah, No, I don't think 1158 01:19:20.720 --> 01:19:23.479 it's bad. I think I don't think it's better. I think four it's 1159 01:19:23.800 --> 01:19:29.279 actually a better game. I think I think that two is really fun because 1160 01:19:29.319 --> 01:19:30.840 of the nature of what Too is. I think there's some dumb ship in 1161 01:19:30.920 --> 01:19:35.359 for like like the mind cart madness. Fucking that's that's such a fucking live 1162 01:19:35.439 --> 01:19:40.880 experience. It's fun, don't get me wrong, but it's so stupid. 1163 01:19:44.880 --> 01:19:51.279 I Have Fun was horrible. It was horrible. It was it was actually 1164 01:19:51.439 --> 01:19:56.239 kind of challenging to especially if you play on professional It was like, damn 1165 01:19:56.239 --> 01:20:00.479 near impossible to do. It's the lake monsole professional. I just beat the 1166 01:20:00.560 --> 01:20:04.239 lake monso professional. I just beat it. Every time you miss and it 1167 01:20:04.439 --> 01:20:12.720 submerges again, it heals, So you cannot miss a harpoon before it's mergered. 1168 01:20:12.760 --> 01:20:15.119 So sometimes you's got to take one throw, hit it the one time 1169 01:20:15.359 --> 01:20:19.319 and then let it live. Yeah, And I'm like, this is so 1170 01:20:20.079 --> 01:20:26.039 stupid, but it's I don't. I think that game is like so well 1171 01:20:26.159 --> 01:20:29.279 paced. I think that two with two is the nature of survival horror. 1172 01:20:29.560 --> 01:20:31.840 But there's a point in two right now that I can't get past. You 1173 01:20:31.920 --> 01:20:34.760 know, when you go to the bottom of the facility and you use that 1174 01:20:35.319 --> 01:20:40.720 you use the uh it's been so long that herbicide to make the guy that's 1175 01:20:40.920 --> 01:20:45.319 got the fucking thorn pierced to and you get the you get the little thing 1176 01:20:45.359 --> 01:20:47.960 for your watch. I'm at a point in the game where I can't get 1177 01:20:47.960 --> 01:20:53.960 pasted anywhere. I have no AMMO, so literally, like the crawling shambling 1178 01:20:54.000 --> 01:20:58.600 plant dudes come at me and I can't evade that. I can't go any 1179 01:20:58.640 --> 01:21:03.359 further in the game anymore. Like I'm done. I have Are you one 1180 01:21:03.560 --> 01:21:09.199 like the highest difficulty? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that could happen. 1181 01:21:09.399 --> 01:21:14.960 That could definitely happen, So I've ran cannot progress. The original though, 1182 01:21:15.239 --> 01:21:19.479 was way worse because the uh you couldn't well, I don't think it's the 1183 01:21:19.520 --> 01:21:23.399 same time. You literally first of all, they give you almost no ammo, 1184 01:21:23.520 --> 01:21:29.840 and then you could literally only kill the zombies by decapitating them, and 1185 01:21:30.039 --> 01:21:33.119 so actually I don't think that's the case in this one. If I remember 1186 01:21:33.199 --> 01:21:36.600 correctly, the shambling ones always get backed up. You have to set them 1187 01:21:36.640 --> 01:21:40.840 a fire. I see, But I just remember it being a little bit 1188 01:21:40.920 --> 01:21:43.399 more, especially because of tank controlling and all that blah blah blah. Yeah, 1189 01:21:43.439 --> 01:21:46.920 yeah, YadA, but yeah, but anyway, it's I I guess 1190 01:21:46.960 --> 01:21:51.359 it was just more I felt resonue before there. It felt like there were 1191 01:21:51.399 --> 01:21:56.279 some moments that were just it's just it takes me out of it because of 1192 01:21:56.319 --> 01:21:59.600 how wacky the game is. Like it has some moments where it's just like 1193 01:22:00.159 --> 01:22:04.880 and and and this is absolutely and I have I think is a masterpiece. 1194 01:22:04.960 --> 01:22:10.600 Man. I think it's such a fun. It's like it's it's Evil Dead 1195 01:22:10.680 --> 01:22:14.039 one and two. Literally yeah, and it's literally evil that one and two, 1196 01:22:14.119 --> 01:22:16.039 but just resident evil games. I just had. I guess I just 1197 01:22:16.119 --> 01:22:21.319 had a better experience overall, and it might and it might be more nostalgia 1198 01:22:21.399 --> 01:22:29.600 thing because I I I always enjoyed Resident Evil two technically just for what it 1199 01:22:29.840 --> 01:22:32.880 was more than Residue four. Even the Residue four was better, especially the 1200 01:22:32.960 --> 01:22:36.720 way the experience that we controlled it and everything. Even though going back to 1201 01:22:36.960 --> 01:22:42.239 the original one, it's still you know, it's it's a little like, 1202 01:22:42.319 --> 01:22:45.600 look, it's it's hard to meet it. Yeah, it's I'll say, 1203 01:22:45.680 --> 01:22:49.560 is that I would say, it's just two is just just above you guys 1204 01:22:49.680 --> 01:22:54.840 kill the dog. I killed the dog I meeting never boom. I never 1205 01:22:54.960 --> 01:22:57.960 killed the dog. I never killed What is the dog doing? He shot 1206 01:22:58.039 --> 01:23:00.119 it? Never killed? I Mean. The thing that annoys me is that 1207 01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:05.600 there's no The thing that annoys me is that I was thinking, well, 1208 01:23:05.760 --> 01:23:11.000 clearly I'm gonna get bushed or something's gonna happen in the remake, like if 1209 01:23:11.000 --> 01:23:14.279 I if I, if I rescue this dog, there's gonna be a repercussion. 1210 01:23:14.319 --> 01:23:15.439 But nothing. I was just like, oh, did you would have 1211 01:23:15.560 --> 01:23:20.159 changed that? Actually, the main game was supposed to be Leon and the 1212 01:23:20.279 --> 01:23:23.960 dog. He was gonna have like a wolf dog with him. That was 1213 01:23:24.039 --> 01:23:26.680 going to be the main game initially before they did it. Glad that didn't 1214 01:23:26.680 --> 01:23:30.760 happen. I fuck know, it pissed me off when I have to travel 1215 01:23:30.800 --> 01:23:40.000 with Ashley like that crazy, I was a viable ally you can't want to 1216 01:23:40.039 --> 01:23:45.399 look Yeah, the only reason was specifically the only reason that resident evil for 1217 01:23:45.279 --> 01:23:49.359 I, like before a lot, like I think the remakes great, but 1218 01:23:49.560 --> 01:23:55.319 like the thing that bothered me was that, and it's and granted it's not 1219 01:23:55.479 --> 01:23:59.359 a long it's not a long sequence, but you play as Ashley for a 1220 01:23:59.399 --> 01:24:04.239 little bit, and that happened with the Knights. Yeah, and to be 1221 01:24:04.560 --> 01:24:06.680 to be fair, that's not even necessarily like that bad of a sequence. 1222 01:24:06.680 --> 01:24:10.600 It's pretty quick and pretty easy, but like it is really fat too bad. 1223 01:24:11.279 --> 01:24:17.600 But that like I experienced that shortly after playing god Ward Ragnarok and not 1224 01:24:17.960 --> 01:24:23.000 liking a Treus so like immediately like I was enjoying Reside before. I was 1225 01:24:23.039 --> 01:24:24.880 like having such a fun time. I was like yay, and then they 1226 01:24:24.920 --> 01:24:29.279 mayde switch character and I was like, no, why does everyone have to 1227 01:24:29.520 --> 01:24:32.880 do this? Yeah, I don't so mad, but it didn't. I'm 1228 01:24:32.960 --> 01:24:39.600 not. I've never been a fan of that that dynamic ever ever, And 1229 01:24:40.239 --> 01:24:43.800 if there's a game where there's two characters. There's a game where there's two 1230 01:24:43.960 --> 01:24:48.680 characters and you're like one older character. You're gonna play as the meek character 1231 01:24:48.800 --> 01:24:53.640 eventually for one part of the game. Yeah, do you remember your early 1232 01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:58.000 experience of that where you're like, what the fuck is this? I'm like 1233 01:24:59.359 --> 01:25:02.359 and like one of the games, yeah, like that, No, it 1234 01:25:02.479 --> 01:25:05.079 was, it was. It was Crash Bandicoot Warped. It was the third 1235 01:25:05.119 --> 01:25:10.399 one PlayStation one because there are there are levels that only Cocoa can play, 1236 01:25:10.960 --> 01:25:13.520 and like, so you're playing his Cocoa and you're like on the Tiger and 1237 01:25:13.560 --> 01:25:15.520 you're running on the Great Wall of China or whatever, and it's like this, 1238 01:25:16.079 --> 01:25:19.560 this sucks. This is a crash where the what's this dumb girl during 1239 01:25:19.720 --> 01:25:27.239 my fucking game? Hate this girl? But it very it rarely. I 1240 01:25:27.279 --> 01:25:29.359 don't know, man, Sometimes I think it works, but it's like it's 1241 01:25:29.399 --> 01:25:33.439 it's hard to do. Five was a great example of it being fucking horrible. 1242 01:25:34.279 --> 01:25:38.079 What was it? Halo two is a great example of it being great. 1243 01:25:38.199 --> 01:25:41.520 Oh when you had to be the Guardians? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1244 01:25:42.159 --> 01:25:45.960 you had to be what the was the black dude's name? Uh a 1245 01:25:45.039 --> 01:25:50.520 Spartan Locke or whatever. Yeah s. His name is Spartan Luke Cage, 1246 01:25:51.239 --> 01:26:00.279 Spartan, Spartan Cage, Spartan, a little Spartan Loue Cage Spartane. The 1247 01:26:00.399 --> 01:26:04.359 era of video games when they just kept like, instead of just having these 1248 01:26:04.479 --> 01:26:09.439 famous actors voice characters, they just put them in the games. They started 1249 01:26:09.479 --> 01:26:13.359 doing them. Yeah, Yeah, it's it's happening a lot now because facial 1250 01:26:13.920 --> 01:26:16.159 like face and motion capture a lot easier than like modeling a character from scratch. 1251 01:26:16.319 --> 01:26:18.760 Like that's I saw a lot of people complaining about Deborah Wilson a lot 1252 01:26:18.840 --> 01:26:25.319 on Twitter because she came back from Africa. She fucked off for years and 1253 01:26:25.479 --> 01:26:29.439 then just came back, and now she's in every video game like it's happening. 1254 01:26:30.319 --> 01:26:34.439 It's crazy, Like she was on Mad TV and now she's like in 1255 01:26:34.560 --> 01:26:36.520 basically everything, and people were like, god, damn, sick of seeing 1256 01:26:36.560 --> 01:26:41.319 this pitch And I'm like, I get it kind of, but like at 1257 01:26:41.359 --> 01:26:45.640 the same time, Deborah Wilson is fucking awesome and she kills it every single 1258 01:26:45.760 --> 01:26:50.199 time. She's I just don't want to see your face, bro. I 1259 01:26:50.399 --> 01:26:54.720 I agree. I agree sometimes, like I think it's fine to use I 1260 01:26:54.800 --> 01:26:58.680 think it's fine to use it for to use it sometimes. But at the 1261 01:26:58.720 --> 01:27:01.279 same time, it would be nice to have have voice actors. It would 1262 01:27:01.319 --> 01:27:03.720 be nice to have these actors play characters that don't look like them, because 1263 01:27:03.720 --> 01:27:09.520 there's there's an element of believability that's kind of lost in that's because that's right 1264 01:27:09.560 --> 01:27:12.479 there for me, right, because it used to be that video game characters 1265 01:27:12.600 --> 01:27:15.840 looked very distinct, like no other character looked like like Leon Kennedy, and 1266 01:27:16.159 --> 01:27:19.920 like no other character looked like fucking Marcus Phoenix, and nobody, no other 1267 01:27:20.039 --> 01:27:25.600 character looked like these people because they were their own characters. But now it's 1268 01:27:25.680 --> 01:27:28.680 like, because we have real actors playing them, Now we're seeing the same 1269 01:27:28.800 --> 01:27:30.399 video game character and like a bunch of different video games, and now it's 1270 01:27:30.439 --> 01:27:33.479 like, oh, well, are you in your head? You're like, 1271 01:27:33.600 --> 01:27:38.279 this doesn't fucking make sense. Yeah, And it's easier to get over it 1272 01:27:38.359 --> 01:27:41.720 in like movies and stuff. But it's a lot easier movies because we're used 1273 01:27:41.720 --> 01:27:45.199 to that that is, that is its thing, and video games is different 1274 01:27:45.199 --> 01:27:47.000 thing now because I literally I'm like, oh, this is Deborah Wilson. 1275 01:27:47.119 --> 01:27:51.399 This is not right. Is not the person and man that was happening, 1276 01:27:51.800 --> 01:27:57.520 like said, Halo five Detroit become human like this, there's this thing we're 1277 01:27:57.520 --> 01:28:00.800 almost like bro like, I I don't need Like Jesse Williams did this for 1278 01:28:00.880 --> 01:28:03.720 actually a few video games due he was in a fucking two K. He 1279 01:28:03.840 --> 01:28:08.239 was like your dad. He was like your canon dad, which made no 1280 01:28:08.359 --> 01:28:10.960 sense. It wasn't even old enough to be your dad. But you can't. 1281 01:28:11.760 --> 01:28:13.840 Yeah, and I'm like, what the fuck is this? I don't 1282 01:28:13.880 --> 01:28:16.439 care about Jesse Williams. Im sure he's probably a good actor in his show. 1283 01:28:16.560 --> 01:28:20.239 What is that Gray's Anatomy, I think, or one of those things. 1284 01:28:20.319 --> 01:28:24.479 Yeah, but I'm like, it would it would be nice if it 1285 01:28:24.479 --> 01:28:30.640 would be nice, very least if they could likety know. Yeah, I 1286 01:28:30.680 --> 01:28:33.319 wish I could just tweak the tweak the character models a little bit, just 1287 01:28:33.399 --> 01:28:35.920 to make them at least at the very least like make them look different. 1288 01:28:36.079 --> 01:28:39.640 Like that's what I would want. Imagine if you were in a video game 1289 01:28:39.720 --> 01:28:42.279 they asked you to voice character, would you want it modeled after your face? 1290 01:28:42.680 --> 01:28:47.359 Me? No, that's insane, fucking big ass stomach and all. 1291 01:28:47.479 --> 01:28:50.560 Bro dude, but you're like, yeah, you have to like you're you're 1292 01:28:50.680 --> 01:28:56.600 you're a spartan. But they make the armor like accommodate your body shape, 1293 01:28:57.119 --> 01:29:01.359 that'd be amazing. You know what, it's honestly, dude, I feel 1294 01:29:01.399 --> 01:29:04.520 like it's hard for me. It Deborah Wilson, Like, I was a 1295 01:29:04.560 --> 01:29:06.920 fan of her in live action stuff, like I loved her on Mad TV 1296 01:29:08.000 --> 01:29:10.560 and all that stuff, absolutely, and I noticed her in video games, 1297 01:29:10.600 --> 01:29:14.880 but I didn't appreciate her in video games until fucking Sabbathune and Destiny, where 1298 01:29:14.960 --> 01:29:16.239 like her voice acting was so good, but she doesn't. It's because she's 1299 01:29:16.279 --> 01:29:19.680 playing a demon monster that doesn't look at anything like her. And because I 1300 01:29:19.720 --> 01:29:21.600 could separate that, I was like, Wow, this is like a really 1301 01:29:21.600 --> 01:29:26.439 fucking good performance. Every other time I've seen her, it's I've just seen 1302 01:29:26.520 --> 01:29:31.279 Deborah Wilson, right gets in the way. No, no, you're I 1303 01:29:31.359 --> 01:29:33.960 was just saying it just actually, like I think sometimes it gets in the 1304 01:29:34.000 --> 01:29:36.640 way. It's just like what the actual performance is. I was watching. 1305 01:29:38.039 --> 01:29:41.039 I didn't play just real quick, just let you go. Yeah, I 1306 01:29:41.159 --> 01:29:45.800 was watching because I didn't play the New Star Wars, the Survivor whatever the 1307 01:29:45.800 --> 01:29:51.199 fuck it's called. Uh oh yeah, and I'm watching Deborah Wilson whoop Darth 1308 01:29:51.279 --> 01:29:58.319 Vader's ass and I'm like, this is weird. It just feels like I 1309 01:29:58.479 --> 01:30:01.600 literally and I've I've been watching Debora Wilson for so long. Actually even I 1310 01:30:01.680 --> 01:30:06.159 think I've said on the podcast that she kind of actually harassed me. She 1311 01:30:06.359 --> 01:30:11.960 kind of she kind of did, and it's, uh, it is what 1312 01:30:12.079 --> 01:30:15.079 it is. It's still fine. I love meeting her, but yeah, 1313 01:30:16.159 --> 01:30:21.000 I just wish it didn't look like her because I I just I'm literally I'm 1314 01:30:21.159 --> 01:30:27.600 thinking of her old roles and stuff that I associate her with, and now 1315 01:30:27.800 --> 01:30:30.119 she's fighting Darth Vader, and I'm like, ah, just you know, 1316 01:30:30.439 --> 01:30:34.840 just she was whooping on Darth Vader's ass to she fucking beats on him. 1317 01:30:34.880 --> 01:30:39.560 Du I was like, God, damn Vader, you dumb black bitch, 1318 01:30:40.840 --> 01:30:44.279 do something quick, you know, like you know, like Derel Wilson whoop 1319 01:30:44.359 --> 01:30:53.000 on you with embarrassing as my having a little fucking punk ass ca samurai no 1320 01:30:53.239 --> 01:31:00.399 legs, having ass, fucking fucking cyborg beating off, grabbing. It was 1321 01:31:00.439 --> 01:31:02.800 like a bug with the samurai fucking helmet on. Like if we just look 1322 01:31:02.840 --> 01:31:05.439 at his eyes, he just looks like he has like like you should be 1323 01:31:05.479 --> 01:31:15.640 sprout wings and this really pastry Darth Vader. He lost his arm, then 1324 01:31:15.680 --> 01:31:19.840 he lost his leg and arms. Question that's true. Oh yeah, we 1325 01:31:19.880 --> 01:31:23.600 should go Holy shit, we got another question. We got another question. 1326 01:31:24.720 --> 01:31:27.800 Gay. Jonah Gamison, chief editor of The Gaily Bugle, rode in very 1327 01:31:27.840 --> 01:31:30.600 cool. So, is are there any foods you look at as being gay? 1328 01:31:31.359 --> 01:31:34.560 Not just in appearance or consumption, but just as a general vibe. 1329 01:31:34.960 --> 01:31:39.680 I personally think spaghetti and most types of pasta are really gay. But I'm 1330 01:31:39.720 --> 01:31:43.920 not sure why. So what what does context? Does he actually mean like 1331 01:31:44.039 --> 01:31:46.640 home erotic or like home yeah, I think so, or just like the 1332 01:31:46.800 --> 01:31:53.600 general kind of vibe, like I'll give you one popsicles. Yeah, I 1333 01:31:53.720 --> 01:31:58.560 was gonna say posticles I think are like incredibly gay. Not because well no, 1334 01:31:58.680 --> 01:32:02.239 because there's something manly about Frankfooter. Well, I mean its it depends 1335 01:32:02.279 --> 01:32:06.439 on you. No. But here's here's what I'm saying. Right here, 1336 01:32:06.520 --> 01:32:11.279 Here's here's what I'm saying. How do you eat a popsicle? Is like 1337 01:32:11.760 --> 01:32:14.600 you're sucking on it, You're lapping it up, You're like licking it up 1338 01:32:14.640 --> 01:32:20.000 beside, And chances are the chances are it's like multi colored or like really 1339 01:32:20.279 --> 01:32:28.359 vibrant, you know, like a bomb cop yeah, eat corn cob so 1340 01:32:28.479 --> 01:32:36.640 I guess for you insane? That is so that is so homophobic to do 1341 01:32:38.560 --> 01:32:41.479 you do not? There's no chance in hell you eat popsicles that way. 1342 01:32:41.680 --> 01:32:45.800 I do though, I don't believe that. And why do you? Huh? 1343 01:32:45.239 --> 01:32:53.119 And why do you a little kid? What kind of so? What 1344 01:32:53.239 --> 01:32:56.239 kind of criminal taught you that? No, you mean, what type of 1345 01:32:56.279 --> 01:33:00.199 homophobe taught you that? That's what you really mean? To just wake King? 1346 01:33:00.399 --> 01:33:02.199 You can't eat it this way? King? No, that's that's Uh, 1347 01:33:02.279 --> 01:33:04.920 you know, what's wrong with what's wrong with being a little phobic? 1348 01:33:05.600 --> 01:33:09.720 What's what's wrong with being a little phobic? I mean, I guess it 1349 01:33:09.760 --> 01:33:13.079 depends on what you're phobic about. I guess, but uh, Like, 1350 01:33:13.159 --> 01:33:15.319 I don't care if you're a clown phobic or whatever. The clowns, clowns, 1351 01:33:15.439 --> 01:33:17.920 stupid clouds are stupid as fuck. I mean, I don't I'm not 1352 01:33:17.960 --> 01:33:21.079 even I'm not even afraid of clowns, but I just think they're their clowns. 1353 01:33:21.159 --> 01:33:25.199 I think I think every clown should have to I think every clown should 1354 01:33:25.199 --> 01:33:31.079 have to pay a lot of money to be allowed to live. I like 1355 01:33:31.159 --> 01:33:36.600 it like a huge tax to be able to live people come and kill you? 1356 01:33:38.279 --> 01:33:41.439 Is Is that the Is that the most the gayest food? Though? 1357 01:33:41.479 --> 01:33:45.880 I think popsicle absolutely. I one time, I one time had a moment 1358 01:33:45.000 --> 01:33:49.000 where my brother called me out, like kind of like an AO moment where 1359 01:33:49.159 --> 01:33:54.960 I'm just laying in my bed eating a big stick. Right, So I'm 1360 01:33:55.039 --> 01:33:58.039 laying down of my bed, just going to town on a big stick and 1361 01:33:58.119 --> 01:34:00.720 it just looks like someone's dunking their p this in my face while I'm slaying 1362 01:34:00.760 --> 01:34:04.760 on my bed, and he was just like and he's just laughing at me, 1363 01:34:04.800 --> 01:34:08.039 and I'm like, well, fuck, how else do you eat ice 1364 01:34:08.199 --> 01:34:11.680 like? You could be you could be like with your homies and just bite 1365 01:34:11.760 --> 01:34:15.359 the thing like I'm just gonna bite this ship like I've seen people bite ice 1366 01:34:15.399 --> 01:34:17.439 cream cones like, you know, instead of licking the ship out of it. 1367 01:34:18.960 --> 01:34:21.479 And I'm like, it's just how homophobic are you? Dude? Just 1368 01:34:21.560 --> 01:34:26.479 licked that ship. I would rather, I would absolutely rather be perceived as 1369 01:34:26.560 --> 01:34:30.680 gay than bite an ice cream insane. I wouldn't. But that's just me. 1370 01:34:31.479 --> 01:34:35.880 That's crazy. If I'm lying down eating a fucking ice cream cone and 1371 01:34:36.000 --> 01:34:41.880 there's fucking ice cream coming out my nose and ship, like someone busted into 1372 01:34:41.920 --> 01:34:45.079 my mouth so much that came out my nose. You don't, I would 1373 01:34:45.119 --> 01:34:47.920 never know, No, but like I would never let that happen to be 1374 01:34:48.199 --> 01:34:55.159 never. That would more likely happen if you bit into it, come out 1375 01:34:55.199 --> 01:35:00.920 of your fucking you look like you've been through the ringer. That's you have 1376 01:35:00.079 --> 01:35:04.920 to like, yeah, take a bite and then sneeze because like, yeah, 1377 01:35:05.039 --> 01:35:12.319 like you lick enough exactly happen. You're orchestrating your own failure on this 1378 01:35:12.439 --> 01:35:14.960 front by doing what you're doing. So I'm gonna have you buy ice cream. 1379 01:35:15.000 --> 01:35:16.399 I'm gonna throw pepper in your face, and then you're just gonna like 1380 01:35:16.439 --> 01:35:21.279 fucking this ice cream over you. That's crazy. Shove ice cream in somebody's 1381 01:35:21.319 --> 01:35:26.439 face, pepper spram and kake him down and flight of stairs. And that's 1382 01:35:26.520 --> 01:35:29.359 that's how I go. Have you ever seen a video where like you guys, 1383 01:35:29.399 --> 01:35:32.399 have you ever heard a Ninjago? No, I'm not fucking having this 1384 01:35:32.479 --> 01:35:36.520 conversation this little with this video of this little baby like throwing up out of 1385 01:35:36.600 --> 01:35:41.319 his nose and the vomit comes out of his nose. He was like mister 1386 01:35:41.439 --> 01:35:45.920 Miyagi and they start playing a Ninja go opening. It's really funny. That's 1387 01:35:45.960 --> 01:35:53.640 so dumb, coming, turn me gay, very racist baby, so it's 1388 01:35:53.640 --> 01:35:58.479 like it's not a it doesn't mean to be. Yeah, coming me, 1389 01:35:58.560 --> 01:36:00.399 turned me gay and fuck me deep, so dick and banging your head baa, 1390 01:36:02.439 --> 01:36:04.319 your names are too long. At a certain point, your names are 1391 01:36:04.319 --> 01:36:09.279 too long, they wrote in He says on the set of the Clint Eastwood 1392 01:36:09.319 --> 01:36:14.159 film any which way you can. The Orangutang Star, the Orangutang co star 1393 01:36:14.359 --> 01:36:17.199 was caught stealing a donut and the trainer took the ape out back and beat 1394 01:36:17.279 --> 01:36:23.159 it. It later died of its injuries. My question is this, if 1395 01:36:23.199 --> 01:36:26.319 you could take any non human character from a movie and beat it to death, 1396 01:36:26.319 --> 01:36:30.359 who would it be? What a segue? Yeah, first of all, 1397 01:36:30.960 --> 01:36:34.239 what the hell were you beating the orangutane with for it to even like 1398 01:36:34.439 --> 01:36:40.159 sustain injuries that bad? Yeah, dude, even orangutan death Iran Tan could 1399 01:36:40.279 --> 01:36:44.960 slap your head backwards like you could just like break your neck by slapping you. 1400 01:36:45.359 --> 01:36:49.239 Literally, we have separate muscle segments. They have one muscle. That's 1401 01:36:49.239 --> 01:36:56.079 why they're so fucking strong. Like there there's just one bustle of strength throughout 1402 01:36:56.119 --> 01:37:00.239 the arm. They don't have to work out pieces of their arm and if 1403 01:37:00.279 --> 01:37:01.800 they hit you, kill you. So he went out there, like, 1404 01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:11.079 I don't know a fucking with and beat that. He just has a fucking 1405 01:37:11.319 --> 01:37:19.000 average. The idea, the idea of just some fucking savage running out into 1406 01:37:19.039 --> 01:37:24.680 the back of some film set with meole mir itself and beating an orangutang. 1407 01:37:24.920 --> 01:37:29.359 That is crazy. It's electrified. You see him pick it up, and 1408 01:37:29.439 --> 01:37:32.680 you see the current moving through and you're like, yo, that his hair, 1409 01:37:33.359 --> 01:37:41.600 his hair up, his hair is standing up from the statics. Wait, 1410 01:37:41.680 --> 01:37:46.960 he's worthy enough. He's not worth anything, he's worthy. He's worthy 1411 01:37:47.039 --> 01:37:54.319 because he's about to beat it to that he's worthy. That orangutang is either 1412 01:37:54.560 --> 01:38:01.279 the most evil thing you could possibly imagine, or he is so strong that 1413 01:38:01.399 --> 01:38:06.000 he circumvinced the will of mule there, which all of it is scary, 1414 01:38:06.560 --> 01:38:12.119 all of that it's no good scenario. I believe the latter because I mean 1415 01:38:13.479 --> 01:38:16.079 that to even to even want. I don't know, man, that that's 1416 01:38:16.239 --> 01:38:20.640 that's crazy. Hey, I'll give that dude this flowers. That's fine. 1417 01:38:20.680 --> 01:38:24.520 That was that's fine. You know who I would beat to death if I 1418 01:38:24.600 --> 01:38:27.239 would, and I have to hear them being beat I have to hear it. 1419 01:38:27.399 --> 01:38:30.239 I have to be there and hear them begging for help. Donkey from 1420 01:38:30.279 --> 01:38:34.199 Shrek, I would love to hear Donkey from Strike getting beat to death. 1421 01:38:36.319 --> 01:38:42.119 Eddie Burthy to be beat to death as Donkey though as Doc. So we 1422 01:38:42.239 --> 01:38:47.159 just put on a Donkey costume and then you beat him. You cut, 1423 01:38:47.319 --> 01:38:50.960 you cut, you know, it's like Star Wars where you like, you 1424 01:38:51.119 --> 01:38:58.520 cut a donkey open, you shove Eddie Murphy inside it, and that just 1425 01:38:58.840 --> 01:39:00.560 hang it from like a row open to just watch kids hit it with a 1426 01:39:00.640 --> 01:39:06.680 bat until until until you had a muffled Eddie Murphy screaming from inside a dead 1427 01:39:06.760 --> 01:39:23.960 donkey. I'm dying here. Oh man, that's great. I would laugh 1428 01:39:24.119 --> 01:39:31.439 my ass off. Racist for me to do an impression of Eddie Murphy, 1429 01:39:32.520 --> 01:39:38.079 Yeah, no, I don't think so, because you're doing his voice, 1430 01:39:38.159 --> 01:39:42.840 Like would it be racist to do Joe Peshy's voice? So what so what 1431 01:39:43.000 --> 01:39:48.039 is what's the problem Joe Ed Murphy? What's the problem? See? Look, 1432 01:39:48.399 --> 01:39:50.560 you know what, it's more racist to say that's racist because you're just 1433 01:39:50.640 --> 01:39:53.800 implying that, like, oh, that's just how all black people talk. 1434 01:39:54.039 --> 01:39:57.800 But that is absolutely not true. Most black people on Earth do not speak 1435 01:39:58.119 --> 01:40:00.760 in a black scent, a Black American accent, so that the idea of 1436 01:40:00.920 --> 01:40:06.600 thinking that I'm doing this voice is very small minded. It's it's not even 1437 01:40:06.640 --> 01:40:13.159 has no business in this fucking world, because that's just like Derek. Derek, 1438 01:40:13.239 --> 01:40:16.239 I just talked about putting one of the most beloved comedians of all time 1439 01:40:16.279 --> 01:40:20.640 inside of a donkey's body and beating it to that, beating him. Do 1440 01:40:20.760 --> 01:40:29.359 you think anything is too low for me on the total pole anything like that? 1441 01:40:30.319 --> 01:40:32.760 Again, you should be doing that, man, That's that's our call. 1442 01:40:32.920 --> 01:40:36.800 That's not funny. But yeah, but but mule Nair with the with 1443 01:40:36.960 --> 01:40:44.399 the donkey you got you gotta You asked, handler, could you take care 1444 01:40:44.399 --> 01:40:46.279 of this animal? Sure? Buddy? What wait? First, what did 1445 01:40:46.319 --> 01:40:48.720 he do? What? What did he do? Because that's that's the most 1446 01:40:48.800 --> 01:40:53.319 He literally picked up a donut and he was grabbed the heugh of its neck 1447 01:40:53.760 --> 01:40:59.439 and dragged it outside, threw it against the trash can, whooping. So 1448 01:40:59.520 --> 01:41:01.560 what is it, Murphy do what a donkey dude to deserve? You don't 1449 01:41:02.520 --> 01:41:09.239 asked me like one too many questions. Yeah, he asked, he asked 1450 01:41:09.279 --> 01:41:13.359 you he asked you if you he asked if you get, uh what what 1451 01:41:13.600 --> 01:41:15.680 what do you got? What do you got? It's like the idea of 1452 01:41:15.760 --> 01:41:18.079 him this happening to him because he double parked or something. Yeah, something 1453 01:41:18.880 --> 01:41:25.479 something, something really mundane? Did you double punk? Donkey? And my 1454 01:41:25.520 --> 01:41:28.920 wife? Can you imagine, like, can you imagine approach? Like can 1455 01:41:28.920 --> 01:41:31.840 you imagine you're driving your car and you approach like you approach like a roll 1456 01:41:32.000 --> 01:41:36.960 you like you do a rolling stop at a stop sign? Yeah, something 1457 01:41:38.000 --> 01:41:42.479 that simple, and then like your door opens, you're immediately hit, you 1458 01:41:42.560 --> 01:41:48.880 see stars. You wake up in a donkey like you wake up in well 1459 01:41:49.000 --> 01:41:54.399 in something because you don't know, no, you know, based on the 1460 01:41:54.439 --> 01:41:57.479 way you feel, you have like two moments to feel on this is a 1461 01:41:57.560 --> 01:42:02.159 fucking donkey. Yeah, you can see it's it's hollowed out too, so 1462 01:42:02.279 --> 01:42:06.199 you could like you could hear anything like fit your you could fit your legs 1463 01:42:06.520 --> 01:42:11.760 and hands into the legs and legs and arms, and you wake up in 1464 01:42:12.359 --> 01:42:15.840 like, yeah, yeah, I could wear it like a suit sort of. 1465 01:42:16.199 --> 01:42:21.279 Oh man, you're like you a little bit, You're like, there's 1466 01:42:21.359 --> 01:42:25.880 definitely a donkey. I'na, this is definitely a donkey, and you can. 1467 01:42:25.920 --> 01:42:28.439 I guess you could peer out of the mouth like of the of the 1468 01:42:28.479 --> 01:42:30.520 donkey, Like that's where you can like see I guess, yeah, yeah, 1469 01:42:30.560 --> 01:42:32.920 yeah, like the exactly like the turtles. And you just see this 1470 01:42:33.039 --> 01:42:42.239 mother walking up charge a building exactly the lightning fucking spouting off of it. 1471 01:42:42.359 --> 01:42:46.880 You're like, oh no, all I did was come to a rolling stop, 1472 01:42:47.000 --> 01:42:51.159 dude. It was just a rolling stop. Where's my car at? 1473 01:42:53.000 --> 01:42:55.119 I wasn't even close to home. Where's my car at? Where did you 1474 01:42:55.199 --> 01:42:59.800 leave my car? This is? This is? This one's a good question. 1475 01:43:00.199 --> 01:43:03.680 Chris making a disabled mango baby, strapping lead bricks and styrofoam on it 1476 01:43:03.760 --> 01:43:08.760 and expecting it to be good at combat wrote in I don't remember what the 1477 01:43:08.800 --> 01:43:11.960 hell this is. I don't know if that's a reference to something we talked 1478 01:43:12.000 --> 01:43:15.039 about or not. But I don't like at this point, Like, I 1479 01:43:15.119 --> 01:43:17.439 really I can't remember. But he wrote, Hey, himmy Berner and his 1480 01:43:18.600 --> 01:43:24.399 oh himmy Burner and his fairly black friends, fairly odd parents. I get 1481 01:43:24.439 --> 01:43:27.399 it. Oh okay, He wrote in he says, what is the most 1482 01:43:27.439 --> 01:43:30.920 disrespectful album to gay cover? And what is the most gay song to straight 1483 01:43:31.000 --> 01:43:34.680 cover? It's kind of an interesting idea. Yeah, the idea of taking 1484 01:43:34.760 --> 01:43:40.880 like a really gay song and making it making it straight. I thought about 1485 01:43:40.880 --> 01:43:45.159 that would be pretty fun. I don't know how queen a straight song, 1486 01:43:45.199 --> 01:43:49.119 I'd be so dispectful. Maybe there is a song by I think it's the 1487 01:43:50.920 --> 01:43:55.720 I can't remember if they're called The out There Brothers, and the song the 1488 01:43:55.840 --> 01:44:00.840 chorus is literally I want to fuck you in the ass, bet, I 1489 01:44:01.000 --> 01:44:05.119 want want to fuck you in the as. It's a real song. Uh 1490 01:44:05.319 --> 01:44:11.359 so that's literally the gayest song. Uh so, what would you just do 1491 01:44:11.560 --> 01:44:19.439 like your pussy? I don't know. You guys need to hear you. 1492 01:44:19.479 --> 01:44:23.279 Guys need to hear that song though. If you have, I've heard it. 1493 01:44:23.479 --> 01:44:25.319 I've heard it for sure. I feel like you showed it to me. 1494 01:44:25.760 --> 01:44:30.880 Probably what is the most straight American album? So the most disrespectful. 1495 01:44:30.960 --> 01:44:35.359 So you're onto something because when I did that cover of the Oliver Anthony, 1496 01:44:35.560 --> 01:44:42.359 the Richmond whatever, the handful of comments I got because it kind of got 1497 01:44:42.399 --> 01:44:45.960 picked up in the algorithm on TikTok, and there's just a handful of cops 1498 01:44:46.079 --> 01:44:54.279 of people this is so fucked up, Like they're so offended. I was 1499 01:44:54.359 --> 01:44:58.520 liking all their comments yeah, it wasn't the most of them, but there 1500 01:44:58.600 --> 01:45:00.840 was like, there was a handful of comments. I at least saw like 1501 01:45:01.000 --> 01:45:04.720 five of people like, oh, this is uncalled for, like because there's 1502 01:45:05.439 --> 01:45:13.279 because I think it's like these people that are so I don't know, man, 1503 01:45:14.159 --> 01:45:16.520 I think that when they just have their their their their persona, their 1504 01:45:16.600 --> 01:45:19.840 alter their egos like wrapped up into like this ship, that they get so 1505 01:45:20.800 --> 01:45:25.399 mad that you dare make fun of it or something. And uh, I 1506 01:45:25.520 --> 01:45:30.159 just had a similar experience with that with the I posted the fake the shittiest 1507 01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:35.520 photoshop job of like, oh, here's Jeffrey, here's Donald Trump basically kissing 1508 01:45:35.800 --> 01:45:41.560 jeff Jeffrey Epstein on the on the cheek or whatever. It's like originally Trump 1509 01:45:41.640 --> 01:45:44.920 in the back of like a limo with Ivanka, his daughter, and he's 1510 01:45:45.000 --> 01:45:49.359 like and then somebody just placed Jeffrey Epstein's head over Evanka where it's not her 1511 01:45:49.439 --> 01:45:54.960 hair's not even chopped out, and it's so shittily done. I just put 1512 01:45:54.960 --> 01:45:59.479 as a caption this is a real photo from the unsealed documents, right, 1513 01:46:00.239 --> 01:46:04.239 and pretty much ninety eight percent of people on the joke. But then like 1514 01:46:04.800 --> 01:46:11.399 there's like ten people that are like, that's that's clearly fake, like why 1515 01:46:11.439 --> 01:46:14.560 would you do it? And I'm like, what, why would you do 1516 01:46:14.800 --> 01:46:18.720 this? And I'm like why are you? How do you How's it's so 1517 01:46:19.000 --> 01:46:24.920 hittily done that I'm like, surely this isn't gonna happen, right, Like 1518 01:46:24.960 --> 01:46:30.319 I'm thinking that, surely there's not gonna be a handful of people that but 1519 01:46:30.760 --> 01:46:34.119 it didn't fail. That was my That was my exact experience with that ai 1520 01:46:34.239 --> 01:46:38.760 grandmother in the in the resent table. Oh right, right, except like 1521 01:46:39.119 --> 01:46:43.800 at like a magnitude that I did not anticipate even slightly. It's really no 1522 01:46:44.039 --> 01:46:48.159 legs, that's ridiculous. They thought like they just they thought they cut this 1523 01:46:48.279 --> 01:46:55.840 woman's legs off and put it in like so many millions of people believe they 1524 01:46:55.960 --> 01:46:59.960 just vivisected their grandmother and put him in a fucking coffee table. Was crazy. 1525 01:47:00.279 --> 01:47:03.399 It really makes me sad. Like sometimes I'm like this, Like if 1526 01:47:03.439 --> 01:47:05.800 I saw like one or two comments, I think, oh, that's funny, 1527 01:47:05.880 --> 01:47:10.159 like what an idiot. But then when I see like more and more 1528 01:47:10.239 --> 01:47:14.720 people believe some obviously fake bullshit, I'm like, damn, it makes my 1529 01:47:14.880 --> 01:47:17.680 me know, my mind it goes to it immediately goes to damn these people 1530 01:47:17.840 --> 01:47:21.079 vote. I was like, damn, these motherfuckers vote, dude, like 1531 01:47:21.199 --> 01:47:25.159 this is it is. I get like to that point where like, damn, 1532 01:47:25.199 --> 01:47:29.000 these motherfucker's gonna vote. But anyway, so, uh, I was 1533 01:47:29.000 --> 01:47:30.760 bringing up that all of that. I think some type of country thing. 1534 01:47:30.880 --> 01:47:35.760 They're probably something that is supposed to be so manly and like country strong, 1535 01:47:35.920 --> 01:47:39.920 or some type of rock song or something that's supposed to be like tough, 1536 01:47:39.960 --> 01:47:44.560 would be the best thing to just gayify. Maybe like one of those country 1537 01:47:44.600 --> 01:47:46.840 songs about nine to eleven Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like like 1538 01:47:48.600 --> 01:47:57.439 have you forgotten yeah, how it felt that they that that fucking bullshit to 1539 01:47:57.560 --> 01:48:03.000 see your homeland underfun? Dude, Absolutely, there's a there's a way to 1540 01:48:05.760 --> 01:48:10.239 you know that song. So shit, we gotta we have to figure out 1541 01:48:10.279 --> 01:48:12.960 how to do that. Like I would love to I would love to make 1542 01:48:13.000 --> 01:48:15.279 a gay version of like a nine to eleven country song. That would be 1543 01:48:15.359 --> 01:48:16.840 so fun. That would be I think that's I think I think that's the 1544 01:48:16.920 --> 01:48:19.319 best one to do it too. There's that one and then Proud to be 1545 01:48:19.359 --> 01:48:29.000 an American, yeah, or at least I know, And then there's uh 1546 01:48:29.399 --> 01:48:32.239 ship, there's a song that came out last year that maybe you guys heard 1547 01:48:32.239 --> 01:48:34.760 of it, maybe didn't actually hear it, but you at least know of 1548 01:48:34.880 --> 01:48:40.359 it, where this guy says something like don't try this in a small town, 1549 01:48:41.399 --> 01:48:45.600 and it's essentially an anti black Lives Matter song because it's just like it's 1550 01:48:45.680 --> 01:48:48.479 just like, oh, you don't you dare do any of this stuff, 1551 01:48:48.600 --> 01:48:53.359 like you know, don't riot, don't protest, don't do anything. Uh, 1552 01:48:54.079 --> 01:48:56.960 if you tried this in a small town, you would get killed essentially, 1553 01:48:57.600 --> 01:49:01.039 And then it's it. It's such a ship song. But yeah, 1554 01:49:01.079 --> 01:49:04.840 I think doing a country run would be really fun. Yeah. Alternatively, 1555 01:49:05.199 --> 01:49:09.600 I think the gayest song to do a straight version of would probably like I 1556 01:49:09.760 --> 01:49:12.840 think all of our earlier suggestions were good too, but maybe one of the 1557 01:49:12.960 --> 01:49:18.800 maybe little Nasa X has something that's right, that's really that devil song? 1558 01:49:18.840 --> 01:49:24.920 What was that one? Uh? I covered it anymore? I don't remember 1559 01:49:25.760 --> 01:49:29.399 me? Call me by your name? Is that was called what is wrong? 1560 01:49:30.119 --> 01:49:31.880 I don't know? It does sound wrong? You're probably right three years 1561 01:49:31.920 --> 01:49:35.119 ago. Call me when you want, call me when you need. Yeah, 1562 01:49:35.920 --> 01:49:49.920 yeah, I am so straight? All right? One one last thing 1563 01:49:50.279 --> 01:49:53.119 we don't have to really get that into it, but we was We meant 1564 01:49:53.119 --> 01:49:57.039 to get into it, but we forgot. And Gwyneth Paltrow's Unburnt Vaginal Candle 1565 01:49:57.079 --> 01:50:00.239 wrote in Hey guys, quick one, but did you guys see that some 1566 01:50:00.600 --> 01:50:04.760 kid beat Tetris? I did? That's crazy, Like I didn't even realize 1567 01:50:04.760 --> 01:50:12.880 that that was a thing that hadn't been done until until like yesterday. No, 1568 01:50:13.079 --> 01:50:20.880 I didn't. I it actually kind of that kind of it's kind of 1569 01:50:20.920 --> 01:50:25.680 breaking my brain a little bit. It's impossible to It's it's kind of impossible 1570 01:50:25.720 --> 01:50:30.800 to imagine because I like, how how the fuck? It's like pac Man, 1571 01:50:30.920 --> 01:50:34.680 where I remember being a kid, I played so many levels that I 1572 01:50:34.840 --> 01:50:40.800 quit before I that before I won, because I'm like, when does I 1573 01:50:40.960 --> 01:50:44.840 just assume this? Oh this shit doesn't end? And so that's what I 1574 01:50:44.920 --> 01:50:47.199 assumed with Tetris. Yeah, I guess that's what every I guess that's what 1575 01:50:47.359 --> 01:50:51.479 literally every single person ever thought about Tetris as well. Yeah, they were 1576 01:50:51.520 --> 01:50:54.800 just like, oh, yeah, you can't beat this, and then everybody 1577 01:50:54.920 --> 01:50:57.640 just unanimously gave up. And then this one kid just decides to do it. 1578 01:50:58.359 --> 01:51:01.479 Right. That's insane. It just but it's like it just happened. 1579 01:51:01.600 --> 01:51:04.640 Why, Yeah, the amount, the amount of the amount. Look, 1580 01:51:04.680 --> 01:51:10.800 I watch a lot of so I don't really watch a lot of uh when 1581 01:51:10.840 --> 01:51:14.000 people are trying to like games done quick, I don't watch a lot of 1582 01:51:14.079 --> 01:51:19.920 stuff happening in real time. Usually watch documentaries or making people making videos of 1583 01:51:20.560 --> 01:51:24.720 here's like some of the fact, you know, like an overview of shit. 1584 01:51:25.119 --> 01:51:27.760 And I watched The God of War one and I've watched some of these 1585 01:51:27.840 --> 01:51:31.000 people the ship that they go through that they do, and the amount of 1586 01:51:31.039 --> 01:51:34.920 time that they invest in to beat some of this ship as quickly as possible, 1587 01:51:35.000 --> 01:51:42.479 like just and I'm shocked that there, you know, like there's completionists 1588 01:51:42.520 --> 01:51:45.359 that I feel like, well, clearly somebody would have beaten this a long 1589 01:51:45.439 --> 01:51:53.039 time ago. That just it sounds it just sounds insane to me that just 1590 01:51:53.199 --> 01:52:00.000 happened. Like, are you fucking with me? What are you doing? 1591 01:52:01.159 --> 01:52:06.399 He's fighting sleep? Yeah, I'm going I'm going to zoom in on him 1592 01:52:06.439 --> 01:52:12.479 in this part of the podcast where he's clearly fighting the urge to sleep. 1593 01:52:12.520 --> 01:52:15.359 I thought you were jerking off, but like you weren't being fancy about it, 1594 01:52:15.600 --> 01:52:19.319 just jerking off real fucking silently. Yeah, just like like really small 1595 01:52:19.399 --> 01:52:26.840 strokes really like you don't want to wait like a bunch of you get like 1596 01:52:26.840 --> 01:52:29.199 a bunch of little dolls hands. You put it all over the head and 1597 01:52:29.239 --> 01:52:31.439 you move them all a little bit. Are you practicing? Is he? 1598 01:52:31.600 --> 01:52:38.319 Is he practicing for? Are you practicing for? For? For? Uh? 1599 01:52:38.640 --> 01:52:43.720 Keith David Screen? Yeah, he's just like you're just kind of like 1600 01:52:43.760 --> 01:52:45.680 getting like, all right, i gotta do micro strokes so he doesn't notice. 1601 01:52:45.720 --> 01:52:48.960 I gotta do. I gotta do notice. I'm gonna come at the 1602 01:52:48.960 --> 01:52:51.119 screen on him. You know what you should do though, You should get 1603 01:52:51.199 --> 01:52:56.439 like some type of so you kind of you start edging and then you get 1604 01:52:56.560 --> 01:53:00.720 get uh. They have these uh penis vibrating things like where you insert your 1605 01:53:00.800 --> 01:53:04.840 penis. It's like a pocket pussy or whatever, but like a taco or 1606 01:53:04.920 --> 01:53:11.039 something, and you answer your penis into it and it vibrates the it vibrates 1607 01:53:11.079 --> 01:53:13.760 your well, it's just like a it's a sex toy, right, but 1608 01:53:13.880 --> 01:53:17.920 it's a vibrator for men. It vibrates your So the most nerve endings are 1609 01:53:18.000 --> 01:53:21.760 on the bottom of your chef or the opposite side of your your penis head. 1610 01:53:23.359 --> 01:53:27.039 So that's where you get one of those. You turn it on in 1611 01:53:27.119 --> 01:53:30.279 the last like five minutes or whatever, you'll be good to go. Right 1612 01:53:30.479 --> 01:53:34.000 as we're reading the names, while Keith David's on, you slip that on, 1613 01:53:34.359 --> 01:53:40.039 you turn it on. We are, by the way, maybe we 1614 01:53:40.159 --> 01:53:45.800 are one degree. We are one degree removed from Keith David at this point 1615 01:53:46.079 --> 01:53:50.640 on multiple vectors. It's very bizarre, like we work with we know people 1616 01:53:50.800 --> 01:53:55.439 who work with him, who have worked with him. It's fucking bizarre. 1617 01:53:56.680 --> 01:54:01.159 But so this is getting more and more likely. We're willing willingness into existence. 1618 01:54:03.600 --> 01:54:09.600 If he did podcast, he could probably meet him because I know, 1619 01:54:09.880 --> 01:54:14.319 like, I'm good friends, not good I'm pretty good friends with the friend 1620 01:54:14.479 --> 01:54:16.920 the person that he's working for on the show, and I can just ask 1621 01:54:17.000 --> 01:54:21.399 to meet him when Okay, would you mind if I like talk to Keith 1622 01:54:21.439 --> 01:54:25.720 And she'll be like, yeah, go ahead. You're talking about viv Yeah 1623 01:54:26.359 --> 01:54:29.279 yeah, I'm like, I mean, I'm talking for a while. I 1624 01:54:29.359 --> 01:54:31.600 know she works around us, but do it. She lives right next to 1625 01:54:31.680 --> 01:54:35.279 you, literally what no, no, no, no, no not anymore. 1626 01:54:35.319 --> 01:54:39.560 She used to live by you. She lives over by well like whatever, 1627 01:54:39.680 --> 01:54:42.520 people, people relax, relax, Yeah, what are you doing? 1628 01:54:43.239 --> 01:54:48.560 What you call it. Yeah what that yeah? Perfect? She lives on 1629 01:54:48.720 --> 01:54:56.640 three sixteen fucking he went from spoiling. He went from spoiling Balder's Gate and 1630 01:54:56.880 --> 01:55:01.239 in the first five minutes of the podcast to spoiling somebody's entire almost if you 1631 01:55:01.359 --> 01:55:03.800 if you're still playing ballders Gate, but if you haven't finished ballders Gate yet, 1632 01:55:03.800 --> 01:55:08.239 it's your fault. I don't care. No, no, that's not 1633 01:55:08.399 --> 01:55:13.159 what happened. You spoiled. Like the new thing the Patch five were talking 1634 01:55:13.159 --> 01:55:15.720 about Patch five. That was funny, ast fuck, oh my god, 1635 01:55:15.840 --> 01:55:19.199 bro, Patch five. It's really nice. Everyone should do that. I 1636 01:55:19.279 --> 01:55:23.720 did. I did them. I went through my all my my playthroughs and 1637 01:55:23.880 --> 01:55:28.760 experienced the uh like three different of the of the Patch five So that was 1638 01:55:28.880 --> 01:55:32.239 really nice. That was cool. Eventually did do that. The characters go 1639 01:55:32.319 --> 01:55:35.760 through so much bullshit in that series, Like everyone goes through such an luberan 1640 01:55:35.800 --> 01:55:39.880 amount of bullshit for them to be like, here's here's a bit of a 1641 01:55:39.960 --> 01:55:44.760 happy ending. The cool thing about it it's closure that people weren't even demanding, 1642 01:55:44.920 --> 01:55:47.680 unlike say Mass Effect three. When that happened, everyone was like, 1643 01:55:47.760 --> 01:55:51.079 what the fuck? Like I did all that ship for three games and then 1644 01:55:51.119 --> 01:55:55.920 it just like ends and there's no wrap up all the things that I've done. 1645 01:55:55.920 --> 01:56:00.319 And then there was a patch like that was like a few games for 1646 01:56:00.439 --> 01:56:02.199 free, and then they gave you some clothes and I'm like, oh, 1647 01:56:02.239 --> 01:56:06.159 it's funny that you didn't think about that before, like they weren't even planning 1648 01:56:06.239 --> 01:56:10.760 on doing it, and then Larryan's like, hey, let's give them a 1649 01:56:10.800 --> 01:56:15.159 fucking cherry on top that people were already satisfied with the game. I was. 1650 01:56:15.399 --> 01:56:16.560 I was like fine. I was like, it's fine, you know, 1651 01:56:17.359 --> 01:56:21.199 I I know what's happening. I know how things have ended at least, 1652 01:56:21.239 --> 01:56:25.880 but now it's like, oh cool, I get to actually you know, 1653 01:56:26.079 --> 01:56:30.560 like it what a what a fucking wonderful What a wonderful Uh, what 1654 01:56:30.680 --> 01:56:36.840 a wonderful studio. I gotta say it gives you hope for more to happen. 1655 01:56:38.239 --> 01:56:42.800 Did you read the question or am I just trip and I don't even 1656 01:56:42.840 --> 01:56:45.039 remember what happened. Oh, we were just talking about like they wrote in 1657 01:56:45.079 --> 01:56:47.840 about the the kid who beat Tetris. Oh, right, that was it. 1658 01:56:47.960 --> 01:56:53.560 That was it? Okay, I guess I guess beating touches is getting 1659 01:56:53.640 --> 01:56:57.720 max score, right, Well, it's yeah, I think the idea is 1660 01:56:57.800 --> 01:57:00.359 to get max score. But like he so, to clarify, there are 1661 01:57:00.479 --> 01:57:04.960 versions of Tetris that you can beat very easily. Tetris effect is one of 1662 01:57:05.039 --> 01:57:10.119 those, Like you know they're there are various Attetris that you can beat by 1663 01:57:10.239 --> 01:57:12.640 breaking it. How'd he break it? He says, thirteen. So the 1664 01:57:12.720 --> 01:57:16.199 original first to text by breaking it? Yeah. Yeah, So the nineteen 1665 01:57:16.319 --> 01:57:21.840 eighty nine's Tetris, like the original Tetris for the game Boy and various arcade 1666 01:57:21.880 --> 01:57:29.319 cabinets and and probably s NES or nes whatever that is the original version that 1667 01:57:29.399 --> 01:57:34.239 has never been beaten before, apparently because there are issues with it, Like 1668 01:57:34.359 --> 01:57:38.279 it gets to a point where like the score gets so high that the game 1669 01:57:38.319 --> 01:57:42.520 shuts down because the code can't reconcile it. Ah, and no one's ever 1670 01:57:42.680 --> 01:57:46.359 gotten that high. Oh so he maxed out all nines. Yeah, yeah, 1671 01:57:46.399 --> 01:57:48.880 he maxed out all nines and kept going and kept going and kept going, 1672 01:57:48.920 --> 01:57:51.880 and then and then the game just died, which is crazy. It's 1673 01:57:51.920 --> 01:57:57.960 crazy to me, that's never happened in thirty nine years. That's fucking ridiculous. 1674 01:57:58.000 --> 01:58:00.359 It that's why that's the thing. They're all, I'm like, what 1675 01:58:00.119 --> 01:58:03.720 it took this long and then you look at the kid too. It's funny, 1676 01:58:03.760 --> 01:58:11.520 go like, of course he looks like that. It's not thick incredibly 1677 01:58:11.600 --> 01:58:17.239 thick glasses. Like he's just motherfucker just you know, thirty four years Sorry 1678 01:58:17.479 --> 01:58:19.800 that dude. Oh yeah, Like it's he has a diaper on, you 1679 01:58:19.840 --> 01:58:23.640 know, so you can't have to get up. I saw some I saw 1680 01:58:23.720 --> 01:58:27.479 some like news reporter. I saw I saw some news reporter. I saw 1681 01:58:27.520 --> 01:58:30.479 some video like some news reporter talking about it and like, well, they're 1682 01:58:30.560 --> 01:58:32.880 like some kid beat Tetris or whatever, and he's like that's not that's not 1683 01:58:32.960 --> 01:58:36.079 a go go outside. And it's like that, it's like, you know, 1684 01:58:36.079 --> 01:58:39.680 you're shitting on this fucking thirteen year old boy. Yeah, like on 1685 01:58:39.920 --> 01:58:43.680 live on the fucking news. You're such an asshole. Go outside. I'm 1686 01:58:43.680 --> 01:58:45.159 like, but he's a kid. He's supposed to play, isn't he supposed 1687 01:58:45.159 --> 01:58:48.560 to play video games? He's also done something. He's also done something that's 1688 01:58:48.640 --> 01:58:53.680 like hasn't ever been done. That's kind of crazy. Like even if it 1689 01:58:53.760 --> 01:58:57.560 is like a like a fucking video game, that's nuts. People had thirty 1690 01:58:57.560 --> 01:59:03.239 four years to beat this and nod until this kid cool. It definitely it. 1691 01:59:03.359 --> 01:59:05.560 Actually, that's what I was like, Wow, that seems like something 1692 01:59:05.640 --> 01:59:11.560 that I mean, because there's even like, say, oh, the people 1693 01:59:11.640 --> 01:59:15.920 that have I've beaten all the Souls board games without getting hit. There's like 1694 01:59:15.000 --> 01:59:19.239 multiple people that have done that, And that to me is like I would 1695 01:59:19.319 --> 01:59:26.319 never even I would never even waste my time trying to attempt beating even a 1696 01:59:26.399 --> 01:59:31.279 portion of the game like that. Probably exactly the same, Like, no 1697 01:59:31.319 --> 01:59:35.159 way I'm spending my time doing that. That's insane. Yeah, I have 1698 01:59:35.199 --> 01:59:41.119 a hard time justifying a platinum. It's difficult for me to even justify platinum 1699 01:59:41.119 --> 01:59:44.880 a game, let alone doing this fucking unreasonably like this thing that no one's 1700 01:59:44.920 --> 01:59:47.319 asking me to do, right, Yeah, you're required. I don't think 1701 01:59:47.359 --> 01:59:53.279 I've ever I don't know if I've actually platinumed a game. Really, I 1702 01:59:53.439 --> 01:59:59.119 don't. I don't have I would have to check because I probably I've probably 1703 01:59:59.199 --> 02:00:00.680 gotten close, but I just don't have memory. I'm like, yeah, 1704 02:00:01.079 --> 02:00:04.439 me, Actually, for what I'm saying is I've I've never gone out of 1705 02:00:04.520 --> 02:00:09.680 my way. Maybe on Xbox three sixty maybe I'm like, all right, 1706 02:00:09.680 --> 02:00:12.680 I want to let me get all the achievements. Maybe I think I used 1707 02:00:12.720 --> 02:00:16.039 to do that. I definitely that was a long time that for I tried 1708 02:00:16.079 --> 02:00:18.600 that for a little bit, but like I tried one hundred percent games that 1709 02:00:18.680 --> 02:00:24.039 I that mean a lot to me if I can like, So that's why 1710 02:00:24.079 --> 02:00:26.720 it's like, you know, Ape Escape and Spider Man one and two don't 1711 02:00:26.800 --> 02:00:29.319 necessarily mean a lot to me, but they're like Spider Man games, and 1712 02:00:29.359 --> 02:00:31.159 so there's like an there's like a weird sense of obligation there. Yeah, 1713 02:00:31.319 --> 02:00:36.159 I know, I it's still they're also very Yeah, they're also like they're 1714 02:00:36.319 --> 02:00:39.920 basically begging for you to do it. It's like it's it's so easy, 1715 02:00:40.199 --> 02:00:45.560 but I see the uh there's on Xbox. I think the only games I 1716 02:00:45.920 --> 02:00:47.760 platinum. There's no platinum, but like it got all the achievements in is 1717 02:00:48.199 --> 02:00:53.079 right. I think Halo three and ODST those those are the only games that 1718 02:00:53.079 --> 02:00:56.159 I've ever that I've ever tried. But I think I might I don't know. 1719 02:00:56.800 --> 02:01:00.680 I kind of want to try Gears of War. I think that's doable. 1720 02:01:00.880 --> 02:01:02.399 I think that'd be cool. Unlessly, there's like multiplayer trophies, in 1721 02:01:02.399 --> 02:01:06.359 which case I'm oh, yeah, yeah, which actually might be a problem. 1722 02:01:06.399 --> 02:01:11.479 I hate Yeah, yeah, I think the most like most I think 1723 02:01:11.760 --> 02:01:15.119 almost definitely has some. The three is like there's way more MOTI player oriented 1724 02:01:15.159 --> 02:01:17.800 than Too. I know too. I know Too had that ridiculous Horde motives. 1725 02:01:17.800 --> 02:01:23.119 Even for killing like fifty three thousand, there was like some what the 1726 02:01:23.159 --> 02:01:27.000 hell was it? Do you remember what I'm talking about? Just something year 1727 02:01:27.960 --> 02:01:30.760 years whatever it is, It's like, I ain't doing that. That's too 1728 02:01:30.800 --> 02:01:33.119 many. That's I'm have to kill tens of thousands of people? Like nah, 1729 02:01:33.560 --> 02:01:38.640 dude, that's like it's like fucking a couple of years worth of shit 1730 02:01:38.800 --> 02:01:40.920 or something. I'm like, nah, I'm not gonna play that much. 1731 02:01:41.880 --> 02:01:44.960 Yeah, it's it's it might not have been fifty three that I'm trying to 1732 02:01:45.000 --> 02:01:47.239 remember whatever. Yeah, even if it was like ten thousand, I'm still 1733 02:01:47.319 --> 02:01:50.760 like, do you know how many fucking how many times I have to do 1734 02:01:50.880 --> 02:01:58.520 that? Because you probably only killed like a few hundred, like like like 1735 02:01:58.640 --> 02:02:03.199 I can't, it's I don't, it's whatever, yeah, whatever. But 1736 02:02:03.359 --> 02:02:10.319 like an example, I've I've put in how many hours I put in a 1737 02:02:10.359 --> 02:02:13.720 Baller's Gate? I have? I have one hundred I thought I had, 1738 02:02:13.760 --> 02:02:15.319 Oh, so I have one hundred and sixty hours in Baller's Gate. Three 1739 02:02:16.960 --> 02:02:23.359 and I only have thirty four achievements out of fifty four, so I'm still 1740 02:02:23.439 --> 02:02:27.039 missing twenty. But I have one hundred, so I'm like, fuck now. 1741 02:02:27.159 --> 02:02:29.279 It's still a point where you have to just go out of your way 1742 02:02:29.399 --> 02:02:32.399 to do specific stuff like oh, I have to do this character and I 1743 02:02:32.520 --> 02:02:34.960 have to do this, and I'm like, ah, like I don't. 1744 02:02:35.640 --> 02:02:38.920 I have to. I have to. I basically have to play with every 1745 02:02:39.039 --> 02:02:42.319 class. I have to do it. I'm just like, I'm not gonna 1746 02:02:42.359 --> 02:02:45.199 do all that shit. I found it so serious. It's called Seriously two 1747 02:02:45.239 --> 02:02:48.520 point zero. It's an achievement in Gears of War two. The first one 1748 02:02:48.640 --> 02:02:51.840 was seriously, which was in Years War one, where you have to kill 1749 02:02:51.880 --> 02:02:57.000 ten thousand people in competitive multiplayer Oh wow, which is probably I don't know 1750 02:02:57.159 --> 02:03:00.760 back then it's probably easy, but get there eventually. But here's work. 1751 02:03:00.479 --> 02:03:04.199 I ain't playing that much though. He's seriously two point zero, where it 1752 02:03:04.279 --> 02:03:09.880 was ten thousand enemies and Horde or any mode. I guess, so I 1753 02:03:09.920 --> 02:03:13.760 guess it. I guess is that collectively? Yeah, overall, I remember 1754 02:03:13.760 --> 02:03:16.479 it being more if it's yeah, how close I am I can get that? 1755 02:03:17.319 --> 02:03:20.239 I wonder how close I am to that I want to check. But 1756 02:03:20.479 --> 02:03:25.399 uh yeah, let's let's move on, let's get let's go to hell. 1757 02:03:25.439 --> 02:03:29.039 I didn't know you could do that. Just look at something achievement. I 1758 02:03:29.079 --> 02:03:34.079 could pet the albear cub and the dog at the same time. Uh, 1759 02:03:34.279 --> 02:03:40.000 it'll balls get three. Just reading the fucking achievements, it's actually kind of 1760 02:03:40.039 --> 02:03:42.560 like, wait, what the fuck, there's some things that you can do. 1761 02:03:43.479 --> 02:03:45.319 The achievements are I don't know, Like I'm kind of I'm trying to 1762 02:03:45.319 --> 02:03:48.600 get into achievement hunting again just because I feel like it is kind of there 1763 02:03:48.640 --> 02:03:53.560 are a lot of games that I like, I I want to you're ever 1764 02:03:53.640 --> 02:03:55.880 sitting with like I want to play a game, but like I don't want 1765 02:03:56.199 --> 02:03:59.720 I'm nothing's coming to mind. Yeah, where like, oh I don't necessarily 1766 02:03:59.800 --> 02:04:00.399 know what game I want to play, I just kind of want to play 1767 02:04:00.439 --> 02:04:03.720 it. Having like a list of things to Platinum is kind of nice because 1768 02:04:03.720 --> 02:04:05.199 it's just like, oh, I get to just kind of turn my brain 1769 02:04:05.239 --> 02:04:08.439 off. I listen to listen to a podcast, listen to music, and 1770 02:04:08.520 --> 02:04:12.319 just sort of try to bump out a bunch of trophies. It's it's pretty 1771 02:04:12.359 --> 02:04:14.560 good. Zen. I'm doing that with spire, the first spire of the 1772 02:04:14.640 --> 02:04:20.520 dragon right now just been like really nice and chill. But anyway, I'm 1773 02:04:20.520 --> 02:04:25.880 gonna read the names now. Thanks for listening to the first episode of the 1774 02:04:25.920 --> 02:04:30.359 Stark Tank podcast for twenty twenty four. See you soon. Yeah, nigga, 1775 02:04:30.399 --> 02:04:33.159 I'm gonna be writing twenty three on so many fucking documents for the next 1776 02:04:33.199 --> 02:04:43.119 few months. Okay yo, you I don't like that. Yeah, I 1777 02:04:43.279 --> 02:04:47.399 said it made it dude, you know it's hilarious. I don't even I 1778 02:04:47.439 --> 02:04:51.439 didn't even I didn't even register that you said it halfway said. I was 1779 02:04:51.479 --> 02:04:58.000 like, oh no, we did. It's so close. Oh my god. 1780 02:04:58.159 --> 02:05:00.239 Man. I just I just want on not be able to say it. 1781 02:05:00.479 --> 02:05:04.399 I know I can. I just you can't do it. I can. 1782 02:05:05.239 --> 02:05:11.840 I can't let me dispel you, let me disabuse you of the notion 1783 02:05:11.960 --> 02:05:15.640 that this is something within your capability. It is not it is I can 1784 02:05:15.760 --> 02:05:19.439 do it, all right, I'm gonna really doesn't count me down. Hey 1785 02:05:19.479 --> 02:05:23.880 wait, hold on a second before you read their names. So there's what 1786 02:05:24.079 --> 02:05:27.159 the first achievements you get. I just want to point this out and bose 1787 02:05:27.199 --> 02:05:29.840 get through one of them. It says take control of the not Lloyd and 1788 02:05:30.000 --> 02:05:34.279 Escape the Hells is so ninety point five people did this, and I'm like, 1789 02:05:34.359 --> 02:05:41.279 does that mean that like the other like ten percent essentially or just nine 1790 02:05:41.319 --> 02:05:47.520 percent they didn't beat the game? Oh no, sorry that the first because 1791 02:05:47.560 --> 02:05:54.760 that's the isn't that the first sequence? Yeah, so they just just fucked 1792 02:05:54.800 --> 02:05:59.479 off they try to. I don't like this game when they stop. Yeah, 1793 02:06:00.119 --> 02:06:01.359 that's what it is. It's literally just people like being like, oh, 1794 02:06:01.600 --> 02:06:05.560 it's turn based and then they shut it off. That's that's literally explanation. 1795 02:06:06.199 --> 02:06:09.600 It's the only explanation for that. Yeah. Some of those some of 1796 02:06:09.680 --> 02:06:14.600 those percentages lists are interesting because it's like, this is something it is something 1797 02:06:14.640 --> 02:06:16.960 that you learn over time, is that most people don't finish their games. 1798 02:06:17.560 --> 02:06:23.439 Yeah, that's true, they just don't. I was like, I got 1799 02:06:23.520 --> 02:06:26.119 to get through the fucking story, man, Like I've abandoned some games, 1800 02:06:26.199 --> 02:06:30.079 but usually because of problems. I can ever beat The Shadow of War The 1801 02:06:30.479 --> 02:06:32.399 Lord of the Rings because it keeps crashing. I just can't beat it. 1802 02:06:32.439 --> 02:06:34.880 And I was like, fuck this, I'm not dealing with this. That's 1803 02:06:34.920 --> 02:06:38.720 a game that's in That's that's an example of a game that I didn't finish 1804 02:06:38.760 --> 02:06:41.279 it and not even necessarily for problems. I just like, there are some 1805 02:06:41.479 --> 02:06:44.800 games that you get to a point where you're just like, I think I'm 1806 02:06:44.840 --> 02:06:47.479 satiated, Like I'm not if especially if you're not into the story really or 1807 02:06:47.520 --> 02:06:49.680 you don't care that much about the story. Right, If you're into the 1808 02:06:49.680 --> 02:06:54.279 story, I don't understand why you would stop playing or not finish a game. 1809 02:06:54.319 --> 02:06:57.640 But if you're just there for gameplay and the story is not really delivering 1810 02:06:57.680 --> 02:07:00.840 for you and you've kind of got all you want of it, I've definitely 1811 02:07:00.840 --> 02:07:03.199 put games down like that where I'm just like, yeah, like Tony Hawks 1812 02:07:03.199 --> 02:07:06.439 pro Skater is a great example, Like there's no way I finish Tony Hawks 1813 02:07:06.439 --> 02:07:10.159 pro Skater because I just like skating around. I don't even care about progressing 1814 02:07:10.199 --> 02:07:14.319 in that game, you know at all. Definitely beat the first one, 1815 02:07:15.239 --> 02:07:17.319 I'm not sure about all the other ones, maybe three, and then I 1816 02:07:17.399 --> 02:07:23.680 beat Tony Hawk under Ground. Yeah I think I two as well. Yeah. 1817 02:07:24.079 --> 02:07:26.359 Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying one hundred percent more stuff now, 1818 02:07:26.600 --> 02:07:30.159 but I like, I don't know one hundred percent of video game is 1819 02:07:30.159 --> 02:07:31.720 important to me. For games, I love, that's it. Yeah, 1820 02:07:31.880 --> 02:07:35.079 that's kind of where I'm balls. I don't care. That's That's what I'm 1821 02:07:35.079 --> 02:07:38.199 saying. It's like, man, I do wanna, I do want a 1822 02:07:38.279 --> 02:07:40.439 hundred I would love one hundred percent years of war two. I just don't 1823 02:07:40.479 --> 02:07:43.359 know how feasible that would be because that is my favorite one and I love 1824 02:07:43.479 --> 02:07:45.840 I don't know. We talk about it constantly, but anyway, read the 1825 02:07:45.920 --> 02:07:56.399 names. Cut me down, bitch three two one making a prince Albert Pier 1826 02:07:56.479 --> 02:07:59.880 saying out of sodium metal. So whenever you take a piss your dick explodes, 1827 02:08:00.399 --> 02:08:03.319 we can bang if you want to, you can piss in my be 1828 02:08:05.199 --> 02:08:13.600 all right, Trump as Marcus Phoenix, be like, oh oh dumbna stupid, 1829 02:08:15.640 --> 02:08:22.279 let's go. I love it. I love it. Blow a dick, 1830 02:08:22.520 --> 02:08:26.760 a female dick. Gay is what I will become. Gay, Dora 1831 02:08:26.039 --> 02:08:31.880 me blow gay me, Oh my god, Leon Sam's big meaty stinks. 1832 02:08:33.039 --> 02:08:39.000 Andy the man whose handies are stre and Dandy Goku shoves the sensu being up 1833 02:08:39.039 --> 02:08:43.680 is ass and clenches. Wait, what would happen? Butt chucking sends you 1834 02:08:43.720 --> 02:08:50.199 beans is crazy because it's already so fast acting as is, it would get 1835 02:08:50.239 --> 02:08:58.319 like maybe get like the amount of time that you gain by the swiftness of 1836 02:08:58.399 --> 02:09:03.359 it entering your bloodstream through your anus versus your digestive system is not even equivalent 1837 02:09:03.399 --> 02:09:07.239 to the time that you would lose pulling down your pants and getting yourself prepared 1838 02:09:07.279 --> 02:09:11.359 for that. That is very true. Like it's you pretty much get the 1839 02:09:11.439 --> 02:09:16.520 benefit before it leaves your esophagus because like you hear the gulp and then they 1840 02:09:16.560 --> 02:09:20.960 immediately go cry crunched it twice and they've read in their back. Yeah, 1841 02:09:20.000 --> 02:09:24.119 it's like a sign. It's it's like a Sigini tablet basically like reverse. 1842 02:09:26.079 --> 02:09:31.000 That's great. Oh man, sneak sneak o. Uh. Cowering in fear 1843 02:09:31.159 --> 02:09:35.359 from a crispy cream donut like a veteran hearing fireworks. I don't know what 1844 02:09:35.439 --> 02:09:37.640 this is a reference to. I don't. I don't know if I get 1845 02:09:37.680 --> 02:09:45.680 the jokes. Cream like a glazed is the idea that it's glazed? I 1846 02:09:45.720 --> 02:09:46.279 don't. I don't know either. I don't know if I get it. 1847 02:09:46.720 --> 02:09:52.319 I feel like this is a story. I'm not privy to heat Smoker Gayzilla 1848 02:09:52.439 --> 02:09:56.640 minus come. Uh, mister, I still haven't seen it. Goddamn it. 1849 02:09:56.560 --> 02:10:01.920 Uh, mister whiteh rise against re education to the sound of a black 1850 02:10:03.000 --> 02:10:09.560 eye pounding away to the rhythm of the thrusting deep inside may dumb homeless transfem 1851 02:10:09.720 --> 02:10:15.199 whose resolution is to fuck Alexander the Gay and my new gaming PC. It 1852 02:10:15.239 --> 02:10:18.840 would be naked cock, not solid cock. Fuck you. Yeah, yeah, 1853 02:10:18.840 --> 02:10:22.159 it probably would be naked cock. Honestly, Swen got a talent for 1854 02:10:22.239 --> 02:10:30.000 making me laugh. You are tune in to ninety eight point seven w r 1855 02:10:30.880 --> 02:10:39.159 ip with with Negro in this spic Mariachi music with fog horns. That's fucking 1856 02:10:39.279 --> 02:10:43.479 ridiculous. That's definitely. By the way, this is this radio thing. 1857 02:10:43.640 --> 02:10:46.399 You gotta send me those that list of songs. Oh right, guys, 1858 02:10:46.520 --> 02:10:48.880 yeah, I forgot about it. Yeah until this. You gotta send me 1859 02:10:48.880 --> 02:10:52.039 that list of songs. Give me ten songs of yours that you want on 1860 02:10:52.119 --> 02:10:56.880 our radio station and I'll figure it out. Just literally, because that's a 1861 02:10:56.880 --> 02:11:01.680 great Negro on the spic. That's great. How How gay am I? 1862 02:11:01.920 --> 02:11:07.119 By semen m you were meant to copy? The line is pretty good. 1863 02:11:07.479 --> 02:11:13.760 It's like it like borders that line of like it's not clever, but like 1864 02:11:13.880 --> 02:11:18.960 it's it works. It's like his name, yeah exactly. It's like Eminem's 1865 02:11:20.000 --> 02:11:22.680 like, oh, that's kind of cute. I get it, I get 1866 02:11:22.760 --> 02:11:28.520 it. You were meant to copy the line in brackets. Oh well, 1867 02:11:28.000 --> 02:11:33.720 onto the next love semen m Obama, Lord of Drone strikes. Fuck it. 1868 02:11:33.800 --> 02:11:37.760 Carry on with the Briton slander. Shit sucks here, carry on, 1869 02:11:39.600 --> 02:11:43.840 carry on, carry on, sir. Uh. Listening to Sweeney makes me 1870 02:11:43.920 --> 02:11:52.039 consider racism Chris for the playing of Chris. Uh. Whoa Jesus Christ? 1871 02:11:52.159 --> 02:11:58.439 Right there, It's all over, sorry, baller of the first sin. 1872 02:11:58.520 --> 02:12:01.439 You don't you don't have Wait, what is this? You don't have You 1873 02:12:01.479 --> 02:12:05.319 don't have to be afraid anymore, sweety, Please come to Sweden. I'm 1874 02:12:05.560 --> 02:12:11.000 the biggest boy in my village and I can protect you from the dire moose 1875 02:12:11.479 --> 02:12:13.720 and that what the fuck? I can't even pronounce this. The fact that 1876 02:12:13.800 --> 02:12:24.079 there are dire moose over there is terrifying. The concept of diar mouse is. 1877 02:12:24.439 --> 02:12:28.600 I don't have to I was just thinking the same thing. That's a 1878 02:12:28.680 --> 02:12:33.560 house. I said something in the chat. This is what at the is 1879 02:12:33.600 --> 02:12:35.399 at the end of that. I have no idea how to pronounce that at 1880 02:12:35.439 --> 02:12:39.159 all. That is beyond me. I will protect you from the dire moose 1881 02:12:39.359 --> 02:12:50.359 and oh my fucking god, jelly old dipship screaming while I pissed so hard 1882 02:12:50.439 --> 02:12:56.159 the steam, the stream turns into a fine mist. That's that's fucking crazy. 1883 02:12:56.199 --> 02:13:01.479 The p s I required for that is fucking outrageous. Yeah, he's 1884 02:13:01.560 --> 02:13:07.119 overclocked, becoming homeless to support the homies. Helly, Yeah, dude, 1885 02:13:07.159 --> 02:13:11.279 welcome aboard Sweeney with the Eenie Weeny Peenie Elmo found dead in New York City 1886 02:13:11.279 --> 02:13:13.399 apartment. I present to you the old Gods of Snart tank featuring Jonathan Young 1887 02:13:13.560 --> 02:13:20.119 is Alan Cake. This is harold of gayness. Nice, disrespectful, but 1888 02:13:20.319 --> 02:13:24.560 okay, Ao, mister White, get a glass. I want to see 1889 02:13:24.560 --> 02:13:28.640 it. Bitch Chris making a disabled mango baby's trapping led bricks and styrofoam on 1890 02:13:28.720 --> 02:13:31.880 it and expecting it to be good at combat bro same the Everlasting Gaze. 1891 02:13:31.960 --> 02:13:35.920 Back to tank of com Caucasian container, the cracker Barwe for gays, Donald 1892 02:13:35.920 --> 02:13:39.399 Trump burping on Dom's clit. Do Christian girls squirt Holy water? Dan hold 1893 02:13:39.439 --> 02:13:46.239 her tighter, She's a fighter Schneider. Nice King Kong's ding Dong rode in. 1894 02:13:46.840 --> 02:13:50.159 All I can say is that my life is pretty gay. I love 1895 02:13:50.239 --> 02:13:58.760 sucking dudes off in the rain. The rain she pipkin on my pip up 1896 02:14:00.159 --> 02:14:05.920 elgg average clit energy. Uh found found a condom on a squid? Wait? 1897 02:14:07.000 --> 02:14:09.399 What found a condom and a squid on the beach? Let nature do 1898 02:14:09.520 --> 02:14:16.039 the rest? Damn damn that is outrageous. Just the hard are star coffee 1899 02:14:16.079 --> 02:14:22.079 on twitch? Bitch, she's shinzo on my Dohigi Tila dabe Uh smooshed but 1900 02:14:22.359 --> 02:14:28.000 to death by Meghan the Stallion's ass cheeks. Yeah, I don't know if 1901 02:14:28.000 --> 02:14:33.439 she's the stallion. Yeah, she's got quite a still presumptuous. She might 1902 02:14:33.520 --> 02:14:39.399 be. She's like a stallion, Megan, Meghan a stallion? About that? 1903 02:14:39.600 --> 02:14:43.800 A stallion? A thing behind her? Man? I don't know, 1904 02:14:43.960 --> 02:14:48.359 Man, I guess she does. It's just I'm disillusioned by a lot of 1905 02:14:48.359 --> 02:14:50.359 that stuff because I don't know how much of that ship is fake anymore. 1906 02:14:50.039 --> 02:14:52.479 For her, I think it's that's one. I think it's real, seems 1907 02:14:52.600 --> 02:14:56.560 real, it's not too much. Saw a video of some girl with a 1908 02:14:56.600 --> 02:15:01.680 button implant on Twitter flipping it like I said, be on Instagram a long 1909 02:15:01.760 --> 02:15:05.520 time ago. I sent you that video. Yeah. It was like did 1910 02:15:05.560 --> 02:15:09.520 you send me this like this? It was like flat right, it was 1911 02:15:09.560 --> 02:15:11.800 like an implant and then she flipped it back to the round side. Yeah, 1912 02:15:11.840 --> 02:15:15.239 she flipped the implant like under her skin. And I'm just like, 1913 02:15:15.319 --> 02:15:16.680 bro, how does that not hurt? First of all, most girls, 1914 02:15:18.000 --> 02:15:20.880 that's what people used to do. People used get them things. Now people 1915 02:15:20.039 --> 02:15:24.279 just get what do you call it? Bbl So they take them put it 1916 02:15:24.319 --> 02:15:28.359 in their usually their stomach fat and theirs and their hips, and they put 1917 02:15:28.359 --> 02:15:31.800 it in their ass. I just don't cat it. It's disgusting. It 1918 02:15:31.880 --> 02:15:33.920 only looks good if you're worrying, like yoga pants or something like. I 1919 02:15:33.960 --> 02:15:39.039 could like them, because there's fire of hip race shows off fucked up, 1920 02:15:39.079 --> 02:15:41.920 so you like, you look at their like legs, You're like, yeah, 1921 02:15:41.920 --> 02:15:45.199 I like that doesn't look right. I feel like I would have to 1922 02:15:45.439 --> 02:15:50.159 be horribly disfigured for me to consider doing anything that invasive to improve my looks, 1923 02:15:50.159 --> 02:15:52.560 you know what I mean? Like, I don't. I don't know. 1924 02:15:52.720 --> 02:15:56.680 These people severely based off most of your looks, you know. Unfortunately 1925 02:15:56.680 --> 02:16:01.760 that's crazy, but yeah, virtually most of them. That's that's it's not 1926 02:16:01.840 --> 02:16:03.960 the same, not the same. For men, it's not quite the same. 1927 02:16:03.600 --> 02:16:05.800 I think I don't think it's this. I don't think it's the same 1928 02:16:05.880 --> 02:16:11.159 for I honestly, like honestly, I think the experience between short men and 1929 02:16:11.319 --> 02:16:15.960 and and tall men are completely fucking different experiences. I agree, but gods 1930 02:16:16.119 --> 02:16:20.800 agree. But at the same time, women's whole thing. No matter if 1931 02:16:20.800 --> 02:16:24.760 you're short, tall, fat, skinny, it's about appearances. Megan's natural, 1932 02:16:24.960 --> 02:16:28.399 Megan Stallion's natural. So that's good. You make too much money on 1933 02:16:28.439 --> 02:16:31.239 it, that's fine. The uh blowing blowing, lots of guys living in 1934 02:16:31.280 --> 02:16:33.840 a game man's paradise, taking dongs of every size, living in a gay 1935 02:16:33.840 --> 02:16:37.799 man's paradise, transferm gremlin, exposing people with lactose in Thomerson ninety million rodgers 1936 02:16:37.840 --> 02:16:41.920 of ionizing radiation. You should not vinpen angelic DM. So here I am 1937 02:16:41.319 --> 02:16:45.920 pretending I'm a growling pam. They've got a cock, They've got my cock 1938 02:16:45.959 --> 02:16:48.280 in their hand, realizing I'm a homo man. You tried it, Definitely, 1939 02:16:48.280 --> 02:16:52.959 it's better. It's more more effort, but very cool. Mot motor. 1940 02:16:54.079 --> 02:16:56.319 What if you're let's say, let's say you're fucking right, you're fucking 1941 02:16:56.479 --> 02:17:01.600 a woman, right, good women? Right? Yeah, Okay, you're 1942 02:17:01.600 --> 02:17:03.040 give it, you're giving you're giving hers to give it her an old pepperoni, 1943 02:17:03.120 --> 02:17:09.479 you know, Okay, and then she turns into a cat. Okay, 1944 02:17:11.120 --> 02:17:15.399 what are we doing? Is that? Was it wrong for you to 1945 02:17:15.440 --> 02:17:18.799 have been fucking and watch it was a woman? No, this is like 1946 02:17:20.239 --> 02:17:26.319 the reverse of that angel woman ship. Yeah, it's literally that. Yeah, 1947 02:17:26.360 --> 02:17:31.360 it's wrong if you continue for sure, if she turns back into a 1948 02:17:31.440 --> 02:17:37.719 woman. No, because she's a cat. I don't want a cat, 1949 02:17:37.840 --> 02:17:41.239 dude, I don't as long as she's not a cat. When I'm sucking, 1950 02:17:41.360 --> 02:17:43.319 I think I'm kind of fine. My whole thing is like she probably 1951 02:17:43.920 --> 02:17:50.719 cat, you know, tendencies, even as I don't like cats. She 1952 02:17:52.719 --> 02:17:58.239 herself and ship like you know, you do the string and she's like attacking 1953 02:17:58.319 --> 02:17:58.959 it and stuff. I'd be like, I don't want I don't want that. 1954 02:18:00.760 --> 02:18:07.239 I hate everything. I'm so upset. I hate this myself today. 1955 02:18:07.319 --> 02:18:13.680 So natural asshole out, Why are you looking at so many Why are you 1956 02:18:13.680 --> 02:18:16.000 looking at making the stallions as something I'm trying to I was trying to want 1957 02:18:16.000 --> 02:18:20.440 to be one thorough that. Yeah, that's that's complete. That is a 1958 02:18:20.520 --> 02:18:26.559 complete natural ass So good for her, it's impressive, Well not really just 1959 02:18:26.639 --> 02:18:28.239 a black she's a black woman. She's a tall black girl from Texast. 1960 02:18:28.239 --> 02:18:33.959 That's not really that that's very it's it's still a nice ass she has on 1961 02:18:33.040 --> 02:18:37.520 her, but she's not like that comes with you that that that that that 1962 02:18:37.600 --> 02:18:43.799 comes with your ide over there motoro and open colon is the most heinous thing 1963 02:18:43.840 --> 02:18:52.280 I've ever heard something because I didn't you say that that that I don't. 1964 02:18:52.840 --> 02:18:56.520 I have no idea what the context of I know I said that because that 1965 02:18:56.760 --> 02:19:00.840 that is the only those words in that order would be would would be something 1966 02:19:00.879 --> 02:19:05.600 that I would say boter boating and open gol it. I wish I could 1967 02:19:05.680 --> 02:19:09.399 remember what the fuck we must have been talking about eating ass or something. 1968 02:19:09.959 --> 02:19:15.879 Only maybe I don't know, dude, I really I since all right, 1969 02:19:15.959 --> 02:19:18.559 you know, I'm gonna check the comments on this episode if anybody can pinpoint, 1970 02:19:18.840 --> 02:19:22.440 like in the comments of this episode on Patreon or on YouTube as well 1971 02:19:22.479 --> 02:19:26.639 when it comes out what this is from, because I I remember coming up 1972 02:19:26.680 --> 02:19:28.879 with this and laughing in my mind about it, but I don't remember what 1973 02:19:28.959 --> 02:19:31.239 the context was at Paul, and I would love to I would love the 1974 02:19:31.280 --> 02:19:35.200 context back. It's so funny because like I feel like the audience has a 1975 02:19:35.239 --> 02:19:39.959 better grasp on this than we do because we record, because when we record, 1976 02:19:39.040 --> 02:19:41.959 we get it kind of it's out of order, you know what I 1977 02:19:41.040 --> 02:19:46.000 mean. Sometimes we record, like while an episode that we recorded two episodes 1978 02:19:46.000 --> 02:19:50.959 ago goes live, so it's like it's it's weird. I don't know whatever, 1979 02:19:52.120 --> 02:19:56.840 what is? What is this? Uh, Craig the Canadian you aren't 1980 02:19:56.879 --> 02:20:01.959 even circumcised machine? It's your boy show d and wondering why there isn't a 1981 02:20:01.000 --> 02:20:07.360 gay Christmas album. M maybe that'll be something we'll we'll figure that out this 1982 02:20:07.440 --> 02:20:09.440 year. This year is gonna be a ramp up on a lot of stuff 1983 02:20:09.879 --> 02:20:15.559 for a for a multitude of reasons. Daily Wire presents Matt Walsh's what Is 1984 02:20:15.600 --> 02:20:20.120 a Black Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey get Kitticarus on the show and bully him 1985 02:20:20.159 --> 02:20:26.719 for being British the entire episode. I I cannot imagine kinds on this program. 1986 02:20:26.159 --> 02:20:31.079 I yeah that I I don't know. I feel like I would be 1987 02:20:31.120 --> 02:20:35.280 almost too embarrassed to have him on, like of of of these guys, 1988 02:20:35.399 --> 02:20:39.600 specifically Sweeny, Like I don't know if I want to. I just don't 1989 02:20:39.600 --> 02:20:43.079 want him to interact with him at all, because you're just I don't know 1990 02:20:43.200 --> 02:20:50.639 man, you're you you? Uh? What's the word? What is it? 1991 02:20:50.639 --> 02:20:52.399 What is when you're when your parents tell you, uh, don't act 1992 02:20:52.440 --> 02:20:58.200 a fool because it reflects on me. 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I'm really gonna do it this time, Keith Deeth Cavid. She 2003 02:21:41.399 --> 02:21:45.840 spread it and let me take a sniff of that Mahi fucking police coming hard 2004 02:21:45.879 --> 02:21:50.239 as I thrust in pound abby. Good day, my good day, macgady. 2005 02:21:52.799 --> 02:21:58.120 All right, Frank Sinatra. That's gay. That's gay. That's what 2006 02:21:58.280 --> 02:22:05.319 all the people say. You're riding men in April, suck balls in May. 2007 02:22:07.200 --> 02:22:11.239 Oh, that's good, it's yeah, there's something in there's something in 2008 02:22:11.360 --> 02:22:16.440 Sinatra. Man, that's that's an untapped gay market. I feel like there's 2009 02:22:16.479 --> 02:22:18.520 something there. It's just it's hard to like. Thetrimentation of that is difficult, 2010 02:22:18.879 --> 02:22:26.879 is fucking actually because it's yeah, you're we might have to we might 2011 02:22:26.959 --> 02:22:30.280 have to heavily consider this. 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Who can take a hard cock, 2019 02:23:09.719 --> 02:23:13.399 thrust it in your ass, suck out all your semen while your booty's 2020 02:23:13.399 --> 02:23:22.959 getting smashed the Sucking Man, the Sucking Man Coming man, Donkerson monk Giatsu 2021 02:23:26.840 --> 02:23:33.479 from fucking Avatar. Yeah, you gotta pay the trolls told to get the 2022 02:23:33.520 --> 02:23:37.639 boys whole gage six Gavana. Come in my ass as a man as I 2023 02:23:37.719 --> 02:23:41.040 suck on his peen, as a gay, as a queer, as you 2024 02:23:41.280 --> 02:23:46.239 plow my bussy. I don't know what this is. Uh the PP, 2025 02:23:46.440 --> 02:23:50.440 get the my PP. Get Biggie's for all them niggies. Oh damn, 2026 02:23:54.840 --> 02:23:58.959 damn, that's bars. That's how you should. That's how like Kendrick's like 2027 02:23:58.120 --> 02:24:01.760 next like beat or whatever. He didn't just to really shock the world again 2028 02:24:01.920 --> 02:24:05.959 like a like control or something. He just you know, my my baby, 2029 02:24:05.040 --> 02:24:07.559 get biggie for them niggis, you know. And he just goes off 2030 02:24:07.719 --> 02:24:18.680 like that's his bar, Like he just comes out as gay. No no, 2031 02:24:18.799 --> 02:24:20.559 no, no no. He just says big for the niggs, the 2032 02:24:20.639 --> 02:24:26.239 female niggis too. I guess about it. I guess. I mean you 2033 02:24:26.319 --> 02:24:31.280 wanted to be philosophical about it, but I think just a literal translation, 2034 02:24:31.600 --> 02:24:35.799 he just he really like some niggas, you know, like some black dudes 2035 02:24:37.680 --> 02:24:43.479 FA late late late term abortion with the Vanderlind gang. If I were a 2036 02:24:43.639 --> 02:24:48.680 gay man with a fenboy or two. The vampire twinking Balder's Gate three made 2037 02:24:48.719 --> 02:24:54.520 me slightly less gay. Jeez, what gumballs voice? Actor? Uh calling 2038 02:24:54.600 --> 02:24:58.479 dream the f slur Sandman dot Gov John Strickland to your balls hang low? 2039 02:24:58.559 --> 02:25:01.719 Can they gobble down my throat? As the thinke is? Rice? Is 2040 02:25:01.760 --> 02:25:07.799 it sweeter? Is its spice Marks? Eighteen eighty nine? Spirit Please, 2041 02:25:07.399 --> 02:25:15.159 I'm Christmas pilled. I'm no longer going Scrooge mode. But I don't know 2042 02:25:15.319 --> 02:25:20.000 what that's so many different ones. It's getting so okay out of the first 2043 02:25:20.000 --> 02:25:24.520 time to keep David featuring Paul Joseph Watson's massive fists waffle punching his ship down 2044 02:25:24.559 --> 02:25:26.920 the sink drain. Uncle Ben did nine to eleven specifically so there would be 2045 02:25:28.000 --> 02:25:33.719 less buildings for Spider Man to swing from. Uh free ras such a such 2046 02:25:33.760 --> 02:25:43.840 an ineffective, Like there's still so many buildings. Who is too less? 2047 02:25:46.719 --> 02:25:50.440 I'm not to mention the fact that like those like those buildings specifically are the 2048 02:25:50.600 --> 02:25:54.520 least important to him, because like they're so high up that he can't really 2049 02:25:54.639 --> 02:26:00.200 chain from anywhere, So like it's it's just like they've just been replaced with 2050 02:26:00.360 --> 02:26:03.520 more useful buildings for Spider like it's it's crazy. He's all pissed, like 2051 02:26:03.600 --> 02:26:09.959 you guys, but the wrong buildings. Sorry, well we're dead, so 2052 02:26:09.479 --> 02:26:16.479 we can. Uncle Ben has drug addicts and they got They're boiling alive in 2053 02:26:16.680 --> 02:26:20.399 jet as they're having this conversation that was great. Their their skins melting off 2054 02:26:20.440 --> 02:26:26.000 their bones in the cockpit of a fucking yea, yeah, fucking yeah. 2055 02:26:26.239 --> 02:26:28.959 They're having this conversations like we get the wrong building. It's like it's too 2056 02:26:28.040 --> 02:26:37.200 late now to do now. Already in the building, it's already collapsed with 2057 02:26:37.559 --> 02:26:39.920 his eye. His fucking eye is melting, and he just goes like, 2058 02:26:39.959 --> 02:26:45.760 oh sorry, let me back up, let me turn the plate. Yeah, 2059 02:26:45.840 --> 02:26:54.079 let me put the plate in reverse, all right. Pre Riz Blake 2060 02:26:54.280 --> 02:26:58.559 nine six crypto scammer and YouTube sensation logan Paul winning the United States champion w 2061 02:26:58.719 --> 02:27:03.799 w antchol cigarette Gay Dreams. I would have made a gay parody of the 2062 02:27:03.879 --> 02:27:09.239 song I got erection by Turbo Negro, but it's already gay enough. I 2063 02:27:09.239 --> 02:27:11.680 don't even know what that is. Turbo negroes a little dish rag. Come 2064 02:27:11.760 --> 02:27:16.399 on my pean, I'll ask you an o'field trash Texas Tato salad. Going 2065 02:27:16.479 --> 02:27:20.559 down on a girl just to then throw up in her, that is something 2066 02:27:20.639 --> 02:27:26.840 else. That's fucking vile. That is something else. Man, that's a 2067 02:27:26.879 --> 02:27:28.719 deal break. That is something else. That's a deal breaker. If I've 2068 02:27:28.719 --> 02:27:33.559 ever heard one. If if you throw up on my dick, vomit in 2069 02:27:33.600 --> 02:27:39.079 it, I disagree. So you disagree with that. So the only reason 2070 02:27:39.120 --> 02:27:41.840 I disagree is because has it happened. It hasn't happened. But me, 2071 02:27:43.120 --> 02:27:46.719 me and my homies in high school, we were making sex moves. My 2072 02:27:46.840 --> 02:27:50.159 friend made the ed tornado, or you you pissed on a girl's toe and 2073 02:27:50.319 --> 02:27:54.920 you lick it off like a tornado. And then, uh so mine was 2074 02:27:54.000 --> 02:27:58.079 called the pilot punch. And so what you do is fucking while chicks sucking 2075 02:27:58.159 --> 02:28:01.760 you off. You take her off, You hit her in the stomach as 2076 02:28:01.799 --> 02:28:03.840 hard as you can, and she throws up on your dick, and then 2077 02:28:03.840 --> 02:28:09.600 you make her continue sucking your dick. Keep bringing the names Sue, Hulk, 2078 02:28:09.840 --> 02:28:15.479 tick, all my ass hairs, Nicky Ziggy, the locusts that fucked 2079 02:28:15.760 --> 02:28:20.280 uh the boltok pistol throat hole where Maria's head used to be a roughly human 2080 02:28:20.360 --> 02:28:28.079 shaped red flags Jackson dupot. That is so fucking outrageous, badly brave duck 2081 02:28:28.239 --> 02:28:31.520 Hunt, goliathoys, I have denied everything even might come ethery and Pagerian hunter 2082 02:28:31.680 --> 02:28:35.360 flying bacon with frying bacon with my shirt off when the Angers kind of joined 2083 02:28:35.360 --> 02:28:37.440 the view on the Dealey Plaza and is alway running out our list, King 2084 02:28:37.479 --> 02:28:41.239 of Haphazard, Derek, You're fucking sick. Fuck you, dude. The 2085 02:28:41.319 --> 02:28:43.319 fact you told me that, I'm gonna remember that for the rest of my 2086 02:28:43.399 --> 02:28:46.440 fucking life. I'm never gonna forget that shit. A year from now, 2087 02:28:46.440 --> 02:28:50.319 I'm gonna be like, God, damn it, that dumb bastard he told 2088 02:28:50.399 --> 02:28:56.000 me. I can't forget it. Any listeners wanna participate in the pilot punch, 2089 02:28:56.360 --> 02:28:58.440 you gotta pay me a little bit of that trademark, you know, 2090 02:28:58.719 --> 02:29:05.200 just a little bit of royalty that pussy. That's actually no, but that's 2091 02:29:05.200 --> 02:29:09.360 the only kind of they're not making money that well, I just want them 2092 02:29:09.399 --> 02:29:13.159 to give me some money though, just you know, homeless person. No, 2093 02:29:13.840 --> 02:29:18.360 I mean that sounds awful, but like I have seen in l A 2094 02:29:18.479 --> 02:29:20.920 one time I saw like a I don't just for a minute, and I 2095 02:29:22.040 --> 02:29:24.879 was like, Yo, that's that's a good point. That's actually good. 2096 02:29:24.000 --> 02:29:28.319 That's yeah, that's actually a very good point. I don't fuck my fans. 2097 02:29:28.120 --> 02:29:33.719 I have yeah, I mean i've yeah, all my friends. I 2098 02:29:33.760 --> 02:29:37.920 should stop fucking my fans. Sorry, sorry, uh whif I we're in 2099 02:29:39.000 --> 02:29:41.719 we're entering in two. Twenty twenty four is a new era. We don't 2100 02:29:41.719 --> 02:29:48.040 fuck some homeless people now, yeah, home, It really depends on how 2101 02:29:48.920 --> 02:29:54.079 if she's again, if she's just a if she's just a deadbeat, then 2102 02:29:54.159 --> 02:29:58.680 that's that's all right, that's a lot of let's just that's not that's not 2103 02:29:58.799 --> 02:30:03.600 idea. I'm I'm four more cheating in relationships, man. Era. Man, 2104 02:30:03.959 --> 02:30:09.200 we're trying to be progressive in this bitch like all these archaic fucking monogamy 2105 02:30:09.600 --> 02:30:15.159 like this. This is some old school pie. Man. You gotta you 2106 02:30:15.200 --> 02:30:18.239 gotta, you gotta especially see a hot homeless woman like dude, when you 2107 02:30:18.360 --> 02:30:22.559 when are you ever gonna see that again? Homeless bitch? You fucking bare 2108 02:30:22.680 --> 02:30:28.879 like bitch, drink me and then you fuck her. Here's the old pilot 2109 02:30:28.959 --> 02:30:33.399 punch. You know what I'm saying very dire because the reason why you don't 2110 02:30:33.399 --> 02:30:35.639 see that is because they don't live long. Yeah, well, no, 2111 02:30:35.799 --> 02:30:41.280 there's all these rich perverts sweep swoop them up exactly, yeah, or the 2112 02:30:41.319 --> 02:30:46.760 homeless perverts kill them. That actually is probably You see that video some guy 2113 02:30:46.840 --> 02:30:52.520 and some guy fucking homeless lady and uh like he's just honestly, it's some 2114 02:30:52.559 --> 02:30:54.479 guy. It's not even like a homeless guy. It's just some guy fucking 2115 02:30:54.559 --> 02:30:58.200 homeless lady. Almost people. And then some guy goes up to the phone. 2116 02:30:58.319 --> 02:31:00.319 He goes and was like, Hey, what the youre doing. Somebody 2117 02:31:00.319 --> 02:31:01.120 goes like, you know, she got AIDS, right, and he goes 2118 02:31:01.159 --> 02:31:05.000 like for real, for real, and she goes, I got AIDS. 2119 02:31:07.440 --> 02:31:11.799 I don't know if I've seen that, dude, it's I probably would have 2120 02:31:11.840 --> 02:31:13.360 remembered that. If I saw that, it's I'll try and find it. 2121 02:31:15.000 --> 02:31:16.079 Already doing it, might as well finish up. You know, I did 2122 02:31:16.120 --> 02:31:20.719 see some people fucking in New York. They were you know, like the 2123 02:31:20.920 --> 02:31:26.000 subway station whatever, I don't know which you guys would probably recognize that, 2124 02:31:26.159 --> 02:31:28.559 you guys like, oh, that's over here. Yeah. So they were 2125 02:31:28.639 --> 02:31:33.239 just along what avenue or whatever, They're just going to town. I was 2126 02:31:33.280 --> 02:31:37.920 like, oh, that's crazy. They're not even trying to have privacy. 2127 02:31:39.399 --> 02:31:45.040 New Yorks, bro, I'm telling you we're fucking there's no room for privacy, 2128 02:31:45.120 --> 02:31:48.200 so there's no illusion that that was ever possible. You know the point, 2129 02:31:48.280 --> 02:31:50.920 it's a good point. Away, Let's get the funk out of here. 2130 02:31:50.000 --> 02:31:52.360 Let's get the fuck out of here. Fuck you all. Happy New 2131 02:31:52.479 --> 02:31:56.200 Year by homeless. Yeah, hopefully you guys get a home. If you 2132 02:31:56.280 --> 02:32:01.799 don't, but if you do, make you remain before you get a home, 2133 02:32:01.840 --> 02:32:03.879 make sure you pay us before you get home. First things first, 2134 02:32:05.040 --> 02:32:07.639 pay us, and then get the first things first. If you have a 2135 02:32:07.719 --> 02:32:13.760 home currently and you lose it, make sure to subscribe to us first before 2136 02:32:13.799 --> 02:32:16.959 you make sure in the process you wake up, you buy some food, 2137 02:32:18.120 --> 02:32:20.559 pay us, then pay your bills. Yeah, subscribe to us on the 2138 02:32:20.719 --> 02:32:26.000 on the way to your your own foreclosure exactly. Be a fucking selfish bitch. 2139 02:32:28.000 --> 02:32:31.840 Yeah, thank you. The economy is really bad though. I'm sorry 2140 02:32:31.879 --> 02:32:33.239 for all your losses. I'm not at all. I don't feel bad for 2141 02:32:33.319 --> 02:32:37.319 anybody. Yeah, Kingston's trying to build a castle.