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I'm easy Stromo Rex, I love young Chris Nicholas Koloff smash that like button.
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rip it. I'll say, you used to make music. How'd you feel?
How'd you feel with that one? It was good, Honestly I was.
I was surprised to hear your voice on it. I didn't know it
was a disc track. I was at work and I had to throw in
the uh the headphones when I saw it, and I was, I was
cracking up. It was great, A plus production from yourself there. So
gotta give it to you on that one. You came back fireing because they
they were taking shots all day at you. No doubt it's any of the
best line of the day. Actually, well, what does that make me?
J Cole? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I guess that makes me
J Cole. But that's what happens, is what it is. Actually,
I just say about it. Numbers have actually kind of come out with your
golf not nothing do we have? Is that on here? Yeah, we'll
do that first, Okay, all right, I like, I'm we're gonna
do that for our YouTube. So yeah, all right, speaking of guys,
we have beef with you have a bar A couple of bars drop?
Yeah you got the yeah, yeah, So Chohnsygarn and Johnson got some tattoos
over the weekend. If you didn't see this, so yeah, some pretty
good tattoos there. He got a throat demon so demon. Uh, I
don't know if that's something I would be uh tattooing on my body. She's
got that demonic throat I guess soul snatch and throat there on. Chauncey got
New Johnson. Yeah, I mean, hey, that's something you, uh
you want to put out to the people. I guess we gotta tag if
this that part gets clipped, we gotta tag it in some deebo Samuel because
he's for sure gonna oh for sure, that's I would I'll be talking so
much ship if I was an NFL player lining up against him that dude today,
I made Neil and stick. They probably scrubbed the twitters the rest of
the day, right, you know, get rid of everything to cancel them.
Yeah, you can't scrubb a tattoo. He was forever known as he
is. Yeah, they're they're permanent for a reason. And Chauncey got New
Johnson is now permanently the throat demon, so uh, shout out to him.
You know, he really sucks in those balls, he gets interceptions.
True, So you know, if he wants to parade himself as the throat
Demon, which he tattooed himself to be, I don't have any throat tattoos.
Uh sticks privately jealous of that name. I'll tell you that the throat
he is in the check he said, easy. He is also the throat
demon for sure. Spent, he said Torque is homering yesterday he was right.
Shout out Brandon him. I wish I got to know. Yeah,
I said it on BDE, I said, Chris Cascellani went live on Twitter.
I said it on there too. Is this guy homers in bunches?
So I knew it was gonna happen. His last at bat, he was
zero for three on the day and stepped up to play hit the game winning
home run. So shout out the tork for getting his his pop back hanging
slider Tork's back. Is he going back to back to back? Are you
doubling down? I'm not gonna double down. I'm gonna take my victory parade,
and yeah I'm not. I'm not gonna do anything to Sol yet.
But it's what happens with the guy man when he gets hot he hits him
in bunches, so I just had I smelled it. It was in the
air. I think he adds to his a leading uh in doubles. I
think he gets another double see him. Maybe not a homer, but I
think he doubles. It looks a lot better a few homers around. Fucking
beautiful day out today too, so man love to see that. It's supposed
to rain today, but it's nice as hell. Yeah, it's very nice.
Pops comes home today, so hopefully he's bringing that Kelly weather back with
them. What it is? Yeah, shout the pops. I got my
first tea time of the week or other year, on Saturday or on Sunday
or Saturday, I'm sorry, nine o'clock Sycamore Hills. I'm excited. Should
be fun. Gotta forsome shout out. Going out with like sixteen dudes Saturday,
it should be fun. Like we got yeah, we got to huh
we're at Crystal Lake. You don't want to get stuck behind sixteen dudes.
The face plays there is gonna be shipped a little barbecue after, so it
should be fun. I'm excited. I haven't been out on the links yet
this year. It's gonna be my first round of the season. I am
going to be starting a vlog series, are you Yeah, it's golf.
It's it's just gonna be a I'm calling it Spenny at the Turn where I'm
going to be giving glazy reviews. Oh wow, for every golf course I
go to. I'm gonna eat a hot dog because Glizzy at the Turn is
is a must when you're playing hot dog or you're playing golf. So yeah,
I'm gonna be doing a glitzy review, a little curving. I'm gonna
be doing a glassy review on every golf course I go to. So the
first one will be, uh, Sycamore Hills this Saturday. Nice. Yeah,
I love playing hot dogs. Love playing hot takes a big hot dog
man, he loves Why did you readily go and see? Actually no,
that's well worth it. If you really doing a vox station, Yes,
you're gonna see that. That's gonna be popping up on on your social media
feeds on Saturday, probably around eleven thirty or eleven o'clock. Whenever we get
through that that front, probably probably ten thirty out. So we've got a
Burger review for you too. Burger review. Yeah, if you want,
I have it there. I don't know. Wait oh oh yeah, I'm
from the hotel. Yeah yeah, I mean yeah. Moving on, Tiaran
out guy his first pick from camp. There's a lot of stuff in there
yesterday, but obviously go off they went down. Do you have that video,
Chris? I should. If you don't, I guess not a big
deal. Will find at some point if you want to look for the John
Fury one instead. I just want to laugh at that one. M p
Wu says Spenny is the master of the foot wedge. Uh. I like
my short game is actually on point, like they called me. My boys
called me two putt Spenny because I'm a menace on the greens, like I
knock puts down. And my chipping has come a long way. I got
a nice sixty degree wedge last year. That was my first year with it,
and I'm using that boy pretty well. I can't see the chap at
the stick, isn't it chat? That's my boy shout out? I know
I did my guy, I got that pick video. If you want it
the interception, Yeah, you are show up playing today. I like that
you do it? You gonna do it? No sound uh yeah, sure,
sorify which one you'll find that actually sounds pantastic? You just play it
a lot about did you watch the draft? Oh? I mean that one?
Damn Okay, Okay, that's that's fun Actually that that was kind of
funny. Did you see that? It's a tough watch for as for a
lion? Is that girl like secretly a Packer fan or what? It's crazy
because you can play that video if you want. Chris, you already started
it. It's he's that's probably ay so confused, like yeah, without noise,
You're like, what he will hit the streets after he got drafted?
Who was it? Dold? That was Terry on video? Yeah? How
do you feel about our first round draft pick? Is that the guy from
the other the Alabama guy? Yeah? How do you feel about him?
I don't know, maybe three sad. I don't know what he's got.
He's got grit. Okay, then what do you think about him? I
think it's really good rid Off j D. I think the fucking Cowboys he
sniped the fucking Green Bay Packers pick. Baby. So so he was standing
right here right now, what would you say to him? The Alabama guy?
I hope that the Packers, don't kick your ass, Okay, then
take that Lion jersey off. Yo. I guess it's it's what weird to
be out about that whole time situation they do the context of the entire like
draft situation that we moved up. We sniped them before the Green Bay Packers.
They knew that he went to Alabama and you played a cornerback and they
just had zero clue. Then, ain't the fact that it was him interviewing
there? Yeah? And by the way, Taron Arnold also not a fan
of Jared Goff dick Gobblers saying it, but you have it's that it's true,
that's actually crazy. Yeah, I mean they were drunk, they were
having a good time. Casual fans probably wouldn't be able to recognize he's literally
the newest guy. Yeah, I gotta be honest. Outside of like col
Keith and that, I mean's probably a few Tigers players I wouldn't know.
I yeah, you would know everybody. Yea, I would know most of
them, like I know most of the Red Wings. That's it just Tigers,
Yeah, I mean Geo Orshella, Brandon, Dogs and the Woolbard sports
chats, says Geo Orshell is playing today, so that that's good for uh,
for the Tigers. We'll see how that goes. But I'm excited,
man, Tigers are they hopefully back in the wing column. They're over they're
over five hundred again, so so that's a good thing. And hopefully they
can keep it going. Like I said, Tork's got two home runs of
two games, so he's got the pop back. You'd love to see that,
and hopefully, uh, hopefully the boys can keep it up. Keep
us rolling your confidence, he's uh you gets rolling. I mean, yeah,
I'm pretty confident. I feel like you just need to see one go
out. Then he wasn't gonna hit like five home runs this year, Like
that wasn't gonna happen. Oh yeah, he's gonna he's gonna be solid.
I don't know if he'll get to forty, but thirty probably thirty. Yeh.
I can see him hitting thirty again. Nick, Yeah, I think
you can lock it in for thirty. And I do think that his confidence
is all the way back. I mean you could tell with the bat flip
when he just let that thing go like that was the sickest, sickest backflip
I've seen in a long time and tis yeah results in two point six or
sub two six e R on the bump tonight. Hopefully Torque and company can
give him some run support, which he has not really had. He's over
uh over four with his sub two six e R, so he needs support
tonight for sure to be for in that situation. Yeah, I think we
uh, I think we stay hot. I mean if torqu gets going,
this lineup get looks a lot better quick. Yeah. In the chat who
got sent down to make room for Does anybody know? Was it Valaide?
Yeah? Valaide went down a little bit ago. I think we recalled bo
Brisky too for some reason. I'll do some research, but yeah, because
Yeah is already back. He's been he's been raking, uh played a game.
I don't know if they sent him back down already, but jee Orshella
being back in the lineup is big for the Tigers. That's a guy who
he's one of the best on base percentage guys in this lineup. So he
gets on base, he keeps the chain moving and puts ducks on the pond
for some of our bigger hitters. He's a pro, Yeah, a pros
pro speaking, a pro three to one three Scoober says a Packers rookie retired
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which we had a tweet finally come out with from Albert Breer. Was a
little bit more details in Jared Goff situation. I've yet to see cap pits
per se, but there's this from albl Greer. First two years, if
not mistake, it was one hundred and twenty five million. The first three
years is one hundred and sixty five million. Then obviously there's that fourth year
option that I'm in love with, is the fifty seven million. That's when
that sounds like some hater shit, I'm not in love with this. It
was super yes, it was just it was ideal. It was like,
yeah, seventy three million dollars signing bonus is a big, a big note
on that, because that more than likely means that the cap hit on at
least that first year, if not the second year as well, is going
to be relatively low, extremely low, honestly, because we remember we talked
about how Matthew Stafford the first year of his deal for the Rams, it
was only like a two million dollar cap hit because he got a sixty million
dollar signing bonus. So I think I would assume that this is going to
be a very similar reasoning of why they gave him that seventy three million dollar
signing bonus. And we talked about like, not a lot of not a
lot of teams, not a lot of owners can do that because not a
lot have the capital to shell out. They don't have one hundred million dollars
sitting there to just give to a guy. Luckily, shield Ford hamps got
those Buku bucks, so she can just go out there and give a guy
that much money to take some off of the cap hit. We have another
tweet that I just sent to you, Chris that breaks it down a little
more. Is from our friends over there at over the Cap who do a
great job of breaking down contracts, as Jason from over the Cap, he
said, regarding Goff's contract numbers, a seventy three million dollars signing bonus should
be the largest in the NFL. Lamar Jackson had been number one at seventy
two and a half million dollars. He said. He would guess the new
money is eighteen or ninety eight million dollars or so, which would be third.
That's one year, one year cash for Jared Goff, ninety eight million
dollars. Imagine. I know none of us can imagine this because none of
us will experience this in our lives. I mean, I hope, I
hope we all experience this in our lives. More than likely. Stop to
say, hey, yeah, come on, you sign your name on a
piece of paper. You wake up and there're seventy three million dollars sitting in
your account. That is fucking nuts. Like, congrats to Brad Holmes,
to Mike Disner, to Shila Ford Hamp for getting this deal done and putting
it in a favorable position for both parties, because I'm sure Jared Goff and
Kristin Harper are and if they have a dog, I assume they have a
dog. Yeah, yeah, and that dog, that whole family wakes up
and they're s any three million dollars happier, and the lions down the road
are happier because they can spend more money because the caphit isn't going to be
as bad as it would be if they didn't give him this insane signing.
Bobus, shout up, Mike Disney and Chris that's another picture and slack if
you will, just on the Christen Harper topic. But in regards to Jared
Goff contract, this is this was ideal, Like I was hoping for forty
five. I was trying to speak it into existence once we saw Kirk Cousins
at like thirty eight thirty seven. However, he may be coming back from
a torn Achilles sign. Yeah that shout out good Jared Goff winning that life
Jared Goff is winning at like Jared Goff went out life. He is.
He has by far got the baddest wife out of quarterbacks. I don't know
if they're married. Yeah, no, nope, not yet, they will
be. I forgot what was saying, don't remember now? Oh nope,
still gone. Sorry, Oh yeah, I mean those things will do it
to you usually. Chris I announced it before he puts stuff. The one
time he doesn't hundred million Kirk Cousins. Oh, when he signed that forty
five million a year, I was like, it's a wrap. Yeah,
like JG's number is gonna start with five. But again you have that it's
a perfect window, not the perfect window obviously, like the cap hit is
less than ideal. Well, once it starts to roll in. But you
have this year with Ben Johnson, yes all right, the following year with
or without, we don't know, But you have Tenner Restaurant. You get
a feel for what we got going on beyond Ben. One more year of
it, one last year of it, and then you could pitt it from
it and we'll start to move on. What are you spiling that you already
thinking about the end of this contract and that hasn't even started yet. Hold
on. I'm just for the people that that were on that side of things,
like Matthew Krueger and we had a few of those calls yesterday, right,
Like it's a it is an ideal contract for all parties because of that
reason, like there is that fourth year option if things don't work out post
Ben Johnson, that is that is ideal. Jared Golf also gets paid.
You are to get to see because this year. That's the other piece of
this too, Jared Goff. Obviously we've me I've been vocal about you need
certain pieces around him for that thing to work. You have these certain pieces
and those certain pieces are also locked in. We talked about yesterday with Piney
Soul and I'm a rod specifically, but obviously Jamiy gives him his rookie deal,
got eighty Hudson in his fifth year option, Jami or in his fifth
year. Like everybody that helped you get to the MC Conference Championship game is
still under contract right now. Yeah, so we know what we had.
You could win with Jared Goff. You really can. Nick, you want
to say something. I just like the fact that Sheila opened up the Chuck
book here. So it gives Goff obviously the massive uh signing bonus there,
but it gives us the flexibility on the back end. I think that's the
biggest thing. It allows Brad Holmes to do what he wants with the flexibility
on the back end of this deal. And you think about a good GM
compared to a bad one. I mean, a little bit of Apple's orange
is here. But we have the team option with Jared Goff compared to a
player option like Javey Bay when it comes to the diamond and now you're stuck
into that. This is the complete opposite. This is on the team,
they can make the best decision for them, and it gives us the flexibility.
Like I said, so I absolutely love this deal so far from seeing
all these numbers come out. Yeah, I don't think player options are a
thing in the NFL, Like I honestly don't. I can't think of a
single one that has been a thing. But you're right, like this is
it gives the team the control and seeing I talked about it a little bit
yesterday about how people are like, oh, we're glad this team is finally
spending money. They're finally spending money. Unlike other Lions. The Lion's teams
spent money. Like other regimes, they spent money, Yeah, they just
spent money in stupid ways. This regime is spending smart money. They are
drafting well, developing those players, and spending money on those guys from the
inside, rather than going out and trying to get a Damien Woody or a
Trey Flowers or a Jamie Collins and throwing a ton of money at them to
come fix their team. The team's already set. They're locking up those pieces
for a continual success. And on top of that, they're not doing contracts
like a Damian Woody or Trey Flowers that burn you and clog up your books.
They're doing contracts like the one we see with Jared Goff that give you
a lot of flexibility and you can maneuver around and work the cap like guys
like less Sneed and Howie Roseman and other high very good front offices work the
work the books. Cook the books. Cooks say, yes, I mud
spend. My point from the jump is I don't mean this as a disrespect.
People take it as a disrespect, But alls I want is the contract
to be tradeable. That's it. As long as it's tradable, it's a
good contract. Like it's like in the NFL, all you need is at
one team to convince and this is assuming that things don't go positively for the
Lions. All you need is at one team to look at it and say,
yeah, we can. We could do a year or two of golf.
Look at this guy. He got to the NFC Championship, He got
to a super Bowl way back when, Like, this is a guy that
is better than a lot of quarterbacks in the NFL. We have that ranking
all the time. So to me, at the end of the day,
if it's a tradable contract, it's a good contract. This is a good
job for Brad Holmes. And again it's good it's good for Jared Goff because
is he getting the most per dollar? I don't think so, but in
a sense he probably is. Between the huge signing bonuses the guarantees, I
think this is probably the most guaranteed he would have got anywhere, right,
yeah, oh yeah, this is the most guaranteed that anybody has got like
that. I mean almost anybody other than fucking Deshaun Watson. And we say
terrible of the contract that was this is one of the most guaranteed deals ever
and he deserved it. I think it's the six most and guaranteed dollars.
Yeah, I mean still regardless and as I saw people saying he earned it,
he absolutely did. I mean without doing what he did the past two
years. You're not think about it this way, right, any truly top
five quarterback when they resigned these extensions, they are resetting the market. Yeah,
that that is happening every single time. We saw it, like two
times in a row with Justin Herbert and Joe Burrow in that situation went down.
Then once war Lamar Jackson, he true top five guy is earn that
because without these past two years, he's nowhere near that. Those type of
numbers and alls. I'm saying is, don't worry about that fifty three million
a dollar number, don't worry about that one hundred and seventy million dollar guaranteed
number. Wait until that caphit comes out, because that's the only number we
should be concerned with. The guaranteed contract, the cash and sentence, all
of that shit. That's what she La Ford hap has to worry about.
Lions fans. The only number we're worried about is the cap pit. So
when that comes out, then we'll see what this deal, this deal really
looks like. And like I said, because of that seventy three million dollars
signing bonus, I have a hunch that the first at least first two years
of that cappit are going to be extremely friendly for the Detroit Lions. Yeah.
And like I said, everything's locked in the face regardless on top of
just even being probably a little bit better than you were last year with the
editions of your rookies you have this year. Yeah, and Brad Holmes knocks
him out the park every single time. He's no torquo someone that comes to
drafted. I think this also makes sense looking at the details of this contract.
Why it took so long? I didn't get done right away? Right,
Yeah, I can feels smiling at me. Yeah, why were you?
Why are you doing that? I'm saying is we're gonna be all right.
That's all I'm saying is to Chris's point, I think we were right
about. Like why it took so long was because there was a difference in
years. They wanted a different length of the contract, and the both camps
came to an agreement. The Lions probably said, hey, we'll give you
more guaranteed money if you take one less year. And that's probably why this
is the Daniel Jones contract. On steroids. Yes, that's exactly what this
is. That's all it is. But what good steroids? Not bad good
steroids? Steroids to help? Yeah, they're bad. I had to take
steroids from my shoulder one time. It makes so much sense, not like
anabolic steroids. Your hands are huge, my hands, I was born with
you chans ass head. Yeah, that's true. It alls makes sense.
It all makes sense. And finally, you know, to put a bow
on all this conversation, Oh it is uh. Like I said, there
is one deciding factor on whether or not this is a good contract for the
Detroit Lions, and that is winning the super Bowl. If you win the
super Bowl, it is the best contract that the Lions have ever given out.
If you don't win the super Bowl, it's a bad contract, flat
out. It's those are the Those are the chairs you're sitting at, that's
the table you're sitting at, that's the ponds you swim in, whatever analogy
you want, those are your expectations that to win a super Bowl. So
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Uh, miss the famous or something like that. But you don't own ship,
so you're fine. They can't putty leeds or anything. Yeah, you
honestly, and I haven't done it. It probably gonna do it soon,
all transparency. But you know Donald Trump fifty cent they've all done, like
bankruptcy. Yeah, bankrupt that's my next move. So that's what they're doing
to you. It's bought the same fucking trap card. I mean honestly,
though, I haven't finished off my payment because because there was that, there
was that thing like buying was like ten percent or ten ten cheese will wipe
it off of everybody minimum, and so I got it down to the ten
and I'm just waiting because I know that motherfucker's gonna sneak that out right before,
right before your life time. Hey, guys, I delivered and then
and then I'm then I'm gonna I'm gonna do that hopefully shout Apollo Golf MVP
season. If you guys could call in and give your ticks on a jod
Golf contract good or indoor bad, we will open the phone lines. Nick
would be working them. The phone number will have the chat here too soon
too. But I guess moving on to a little bit more, m says
not Spenny, they coming for your front door. I want them to pull
up to the crip Moila, Oh whoop all your as I want it.
I can tell Can I do that for like the student loan repayments? Can
I like request trial by combat? I really wish you could. I would
do that in a heartbeat. Choose your champion. I'll go grab Buck or
Charles Johnson have to fight for me, or I'll fight myself what like,
liar, liar, like, I know you can kick get my own as.
I'll like do trial block combat. I'll be my own champion. But
if they choose somebody sick, I'll ask Charles Johnson if he wants to be
my champion, or if it's Waves and you just gotta like this wave is
for five th they just progressively get older. I really want to do that.
Like, I know it'll never happen, but I want to fight a
bunch of little kids just to see how many I can fight. It think.
I think it's in how they got this place you can go to and
you put on like all the night gear. Yeah, yeah, I would
do that for sure. But like I'm saying, the video of or In
Step Brothers when they fight all the little kids at the playground, I want
to do that so bad, just like we talked about with the cats.
Any waves of cats do you think you could beat? Yeah? I hate
kids, so I would do that with kids. Moving on, the over
unders have just came out officially for the NFL Detroit Lions. I think have
we done this before? We did a couple on the NFC North, but
that was before the draft. Yeah, because you hit me up and about
this, I know if it's like something new or not, but yeah,
Lions at ten and a half, I'm pretty sure that's what they were before
the draft. Uh Doctor Clamperchie says Francis and ghanu versus spending loser pays their
student loan debts. I'm fighting dirty, I'm squeezing sacks, I'm kicking knees,
calge and eyes be done. You would be too honorable to do that.
I'd go right punch them right in the dick as hard as I can't.
First thing, Oh I hate no honor in debt, no honor in
death bro or debt. Yeah, yeah, it's true. Ten and a
half wins. Ten and a half wins for the Lions. Isn't what it
was before address? Oh yeah, it was the thing that's intriguing about this
over under ten and a half, though, boys, is a it's plus
one oh four for over, so they're thinking we don't go over. They're
giving you plus money there at over under ten and a half at plus one
oh four. What are your guys' thoughts on that? Because I think this
is an easy bet. I mean just no, uh no, homersm here,
but uh this is smashing that over there? Are you kidding me?
Ten and a half wins? Lines are go win thirteen games next year?
Bucket over on that ship. Ten has disrespectful over. I don't give I
don't give a fuck. About how hard that schedule looks like that schedule there,
it does look tough. I'm not gonna lie. You play the Texas,
you play the Bills. The NFC North got better, but ten and
a half. All I gotta do is get to eleven when I play when
I play the Vikings twice like, come on, dude, what are we
doing here? Yeah, smash the over It's it's easy, seezy, baby,
baby, I just put in the toughest schedule rankings to actually eat your
lions or the top ten. I'm pretty sure give a ship about the schedule
rankings. We see that every year to where it's like, oh, they
got the easiest schedule, and then halfway through the season it's like four teams
started off six and oh wow, who saw that coming? Now they have
the hardest schedule. Very co Yeah, I know that doesn't matter, all
right, And I think we learned this one the other week. We let
Nick changes win total for the Vikings because he was I don't know what it
was. Maybe it's that the one hot chick from there, but they're seven
and a half. Nick over under Vikings went total. Oh hell yeah great,
And he's trying to graphic there Chris, thank you, thank you.
It's a good graphic because you can read it. I can't read the ship.
O can't see ship out of this thing. Yeah, the over under
for the Vikings is at seven and a half and it's plus one sixteen,
So they do not think they get over telling you, Yeah, what did
I what? I changed my to eight? Yeah, dropped it to eight.
I'm gonna stay with a. I think they have enough weapons on offensive.
Hockinson comes back healthy where they can get to eight wins in a very
tough NFC North spend mouth under under. Shout out our guy, one bar,
Uh, that's our guy. Shout out Alissa the hot Uh, the
hot Vikings fan that uh blocks everybody in nose ball. Uh. She and
one bar are very good representations of the Vikings fan base. But how sorry,
guys, I just don't think you're you're gonna be that good this year.
I can't trust a rookie quarterback with the franchise, even though he's got
a lot of players to insulate him. I think they get swept by the
Lions. I think they get swept by the Packers, and I think they
split with the Benners. So that's like five losses right there. You don't
mind apologize one click? Come out my boys, Jeff, Yeah, I
heard that guy's a pet Yeah. I we allowed to say that. And
I think, you know, hey, hey hey, hey, run for
your live ye hey hey hey that lovable the five Vikings fan. That is
true. That is that guy like a legit. I mean, that's the
rumor right every Yeah from his own people. By the way, was Viking
said he was legit? Peedo? I just I think all pedo should die
personally. Know that's strong. I mean, I'm with you. Yeah,
even if they make bops, Even if they make bops, if you are
peto, I don't think you should be alive. But let's move on.
This move is getting weird. Got him? Nder said? I got him
seven on the dot seven where you got it's funny? Yeah, probably seven
six somewhere on there. Chris, Yeah, seven sounds seven sounds right?
All I'm saying, man, all right, talking about another team and the
division, fellas, we're going to Lambbeau, going out to Wisconsin. The
Packers over under set out nine and a half and it's minus one thirty four
for them to go over here, so they're expected to go over. I'm
gonna be right there with it. I'll leave this one off. I'm going
over on Packers nine and a half. Yeah, I'm going to think there's
much question about it either. No, I'm going over on this too.
I think the Packers win double digit games this year. I think they're they're
a good team. I I know our guy Peter Bakowski had some strong statements
about their offense. I think their defense is gonna be really what shows up.
I think they could have one of the best defenses in the league.
Oh yeah, so yeah, give me, give me the over. I
think they're being double digit wins. I got it over, and it's probably
for me. The offense just I don't know what expecting of Josh Jacobs.
I'm very curiously what happen when they play a line in that situation. But
you're too Jordan love which guess Decley's nys here too. But I mean,
you guys know I could what Jordan loves plant. He's gonna be pretty good.
I'm glad that we got hell of a backfield. Finally addressed the backfield
on the same timing as this. But yeah, I go then, I'm
cool with that. It's at nine and a half. Right, yeah,
all right. All I'm saying is it's gonna go over. It's gonna go
over. I put it in ten. I think I think ten is the
perfect number for that team. How about this one off Eagles also ten and
a half? Easy? You want to get to the other teams after break?
Yeah, I got the last. We'll close this one down with the
NFC North here. I got the Chicago Bears got this one striking Yeah,
clear out, clear out, over under eight and a half, the over
minus one fifty. Yeah, FD is on the over for this one.
They're not getting much juice. I'm gonna go over. I talked about it
before. I think the Bears are gonna be really good. I think this
is one of the best divisions in all of football. I think the Bears
get to nine wins for sure. This is a tough one for me.
This is a tough one. I think that's this is a great line from
Vegas for the Bears. I'm gonna go under, just becase is. I
think they'll be right at eight. I think that I got him at eight
wins. I think they'll be eight to nine on the season. I could
very well see them having a Lions esque season from a couple of years ago
where they had a bad stretch and then get hot towards the end of the
year. But I don't think they'll they'll get to nine. I think they'll
be at eight wins. Yeah, the one I took away from the Vikings.
I'll give it the Bears. I could see it they would with last
year like seven or eight, seven and ten. Yeah, I can say
they upgrade at quarterback. You think about bringing a Keenan Allen Roman dus I
mean, and then they got another another tackle to right full season of Mantes
sweat. Shoutout, gun guy, take your pants off, Shout out gun
guy, Yanks to the Bears. I haven't as much as I hate them,
I see him get an extra w You got Tyson Badgett too started a
few games from last year as well. So it's that's game that won seven
games with those two quarterbacks that ship Joe. That's a big upgrade, that's
clear. I know that all the logic that you guys played out would point
to specially the over, but I'm gonna go right under. I think eight
is the perfect number. That's the number that fits in my head with the
Bears. I think eight and eight is a good season. I think there
was there was some luck involved with Chicago last year. And I also think
that they will be playing a harder schedule and the division is harder and that
goes for not just the Lions, that goes for all teams in the division.
So I think a rookie quarterback, even a highly touted one, I
think eight and eight is a is a good season. Nothing to be disappointed
at if you're a Bears fan. But I think that's would be eight nine
eight nine. Yeah, oh yeah, then that's a terrible season. You
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share the stream. It want us to tell about the the NFL leak
counts reporting the first Sunday night football game being the Detroit Lion Oh versus,
good guess not the Niners. What do you think? Because uh, i've
heard Bears. I'm going rams here, No Cowboys already on. I think
I got rams, Chris, and I know the the Niners are playing the
Jets week all right, Niners, Jets, Cowboys, Browns. I'm sorry,
Chiefs, Ravens piece Ravens. It'll be Lions. It's a home game.
It's a home game. It's gotta be the right. Yeah, well
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That's awesome that the lines are gonna get that respect. Hopefully it's true.
Obviously we don't know that to be sure. It is just a leak.
I won't be here on Thursday when so yeah, yeah, like Quarterschop,
I won't be here on Thursday because I'm going to a wedding. So
I don't know who's going to be sitting in my place on the show.
But you guys are gonna have an easy show probably, yeah, yeah,
because it comes out tomorrow, right, it comes out tomorrow at like eight
o'clock. Yes, then Thursday, okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, keeping out for that one. I'm here for it. I'm cool
with that one. Does Week one feel too early for Stafford to get a
tribute video after comments made obviously face them for the first off one? Yes,
Yes, Week one Sunday Night Football were the Blacks and take Stafford's soul
just feels so weird every time you say it. I love the Blacks,
A big fan of the Blacks. Man, They're great. I love the
black jersey. I've always supported the Blacks, black jerseys. The Blacks are
black. We never left. Yes, the Black jerseys. I would love
to see the Blacks out on Week one versus the Rams. I think that
would be I would like to see the black jerseys out on Week one against
the Rams. I think that would be. Fire burn says, no tribute
videos and with that, if they're wearing the black jerseys, I'm cool.
I'm cool either way. I'm cool either way the black jerseys. No,
no tributa video, blue jerseys because we can't. That's that's soft ship.
The only tribute video that I want to see is the highlight tape from last
season of the Detroit Lions and these fans and this team with the same group
that they had of last year. That's the tribute video I want to see.
Shout out Dan Campbell for this one. Jay Thomas, Jay Thomas,
and the Wolverend Sports Chat says, we love you too, spuddy, shout
out j Thomas, love brother, But yeah, all joking aside, I
would love to see them wear the black jerseys. All joking aside, I
love I would love to see them wear the black jerseys Monday or first Sunday
night football game Week one against the Rams. That would be fucking sick.
Go out there, Scott Mono Chromatic, if you will beat the ship out
of Matthew Stafford Boo, his wife and children just would be an amazing environment.
Listen, if they're wearing the black jersey, no tribute video anyway,
Like anytime we're wearing the black jerseys, I want to be Black air force
mode. I want to be on that type of energy. I want to
be on that, Like if you want to cause a dirty team, that's
the type of energy I want to be on. Wearing the blacks. I
want to lift that villain moniker that Brad Holmes cast on the team last year.
If they're wearing all blacks, if they're gonna go with the blues,
did you give them trip video? Whatever? I mean, this is brand
new Lions. It was crazy way. I don't just tastes kids. Hey
kids, they take one of the kids and they throw them at the guy
in the Packers video. Kelly, don't physically harm anybody. You don'turt anybody
kids, Boo the kids. I want to make a shirt that says,
booth the kids. I don't wear a week one. It's fine just because
Kelly's I can't shut up. She backtracked on that too. If not mistaken,
she's and I guess I am to takes one to know it takes,
but to be fair, like they both parties still probably like j Cole,
I'm at the point, fellas, it's been long enough. Like we played
them last season, doesn't matter. If you have one ass, cheek and
three toes, I will beat your rash. Shout out Dan Campbell for that
quote, and we will beat your ass. You're coming into our turf and
we're trying to go one And oh, I'm done with the videos. I'm
done with all the story. We have the quarterback of the Detroit Lions and
Jared Goff and he is the quarterback of the Rams. Anything else does not
matter to me at all. No video close the yearbook. The saga is
over Apaul. Who gets it? He says, Elomeo boo, his wife
and children do it. Boom, don't know, don't boo. Anybody wearing
anything remotely Rams or Matthew Stafford that week, don't boo boo. Kids.
They need to know, they need to know. Shit ain't sweet. You're
sitting in your fucking ivory towers. You're paid for by your millions and millions
of dollars that Detroit paid for. You're getting booed around here. Kids.
You gotta know shit ain't sweet in the real world. Boo booooo kids,
easy to get gassed up over that he's good at don't don't boo the kids.
I'm definitely down to Matthew Stafford week one though I'm not a post that
at all, and honest for him, it probably be. I know we
beat him, and that's pretty confidently when the game goes into it either way.
But like he played his ass on, Matthew Stafford did another great game
like that. Yeah, kids, because it's good Chris, Like it doesn't
matter, but he's good and he's done to me. So booze kid,
Chris. Where are you at with the tribute video? I'm I'm okay with
it. I think I'm more okay with the most you guys because we didn't
do it for the playoffs. That was fair. I was totally on board
with that. I said that, don't do it during the playoffs, and
now is time for war this time. If you are whearing, if you
are wearing the all black jerseys, then yes, I do think. I
do think it's a good idea. But if you're just if it's if it's
just a regular game, man, I think I think Stafford has done enough
for the city to deserve a video. Why not. It's no harm,
no foul. You could still beat his ass in between the lions. I
don't really care too much either way. So I was reading a little bit
of dred percent. I'm sorry, kids, what don't let him in the
play places. I was just gonna say, boot them work, general,
put him to work, bring back child labor days, dude. I worked
at a chicken shack. I got so pissed because I was. I started
there when I was thirteen. What it becomes illegal, it technically was,
but like I was working and I was working like, you know, ten
hour shifts and shi because I needed money. My mom was like, I'm
not giving you any money, so you got to go get a job.
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ten hours days and one of the guys who's like seventeen, called CPS on
for himself because he was like he wasn't getting breaks or whatever, and so
I had to like take four hour shifts now because he called CPS on the
store, and so sorry, like I was like, the store got in
trouble, A hold on the store got in trouble by CPS. So maybe
the thirteen year old kid worked more hours, no less? Oh, I
could only work four hour shifts after that, and I was like, I'm
not gonna call cps like I want to work. I need money. Like
they're like like, we can't fuck you man, tell them I'll call them
because you hired me. I wanted to beat that. Dude's no, they
could have hired they could hire me. Yeah, but I just could only
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Joe Chris Nicholas Colof smashed the like buying be a friend, teller friends shit
a stream. I actually had to grab my bat back for this one.
I wrote this down yesterday. It was supposed to be Esday's topic. But
top three backfields in the NFL obviously we saw they did theirs for PFT.
Did you do yours yesterday? Well? What nice? Top five? Top
three backfields in the NFL? No, all right, off the top of
my head, go dialon, dialon, dialon, dialon and dial easy.
Uh. I'll go Troy Lions number one, I would say, Miami Dolphins
probably number two. San Francisco forty nine ers number three. You're looking at
my list right now, No, I'm looking at that traffic cone up there.
San Francisco forty nine ers three, he said, top five. Yeah,
I think I got one surprise. One of the honestly shouldn't be a
surprise. I'll go Eagles or and thank your sweet time. I'll be sick.
I'm trying to think number five. I can't think of a good five.
A lot of them are blending together. Maybe the Rams kyon Williams,
Blake Korham. Yeah, I'll see what Blake Korum could be. But Ravens
are up there. Oh yeah, Ravens, Keaton Mitchell, and Derek Henrick.
Yeah, Ravens are number five. Yeah, Detroit Lions one. Excuse
me, uh, Dolphins too. I had Ravens three. I'd be cool
with switching that up, though, Ravens three, uh four? Nineers four.
I don't like my five. Well, i'll say it. It was
the I want to say my Bears. Yeah, you have the Bears at
number five. That's just deep, you know what I'm saying? Like,
Yeah, I mean they're not exceptionally good, but it's all solid. Yes,
exactly, DeAndre Swift. I like Rushawan Johnson, Clue Herbert's good.
I'm not mad at that. Nick. Did you do one? No?
I had a question for you guys. Where's who's the Falcons backup? Running
back? Do you guys know, off the top of your head, Elgier
do you guys think Elgier and Bejon deserve to be discussed in there weird step
back last year? Well, I mean because that's uh, but even when
he got the ball, he wasn't doing work. I'm not mad at that
if you put that up there, uh, Dante one fifty one. This
is week seven. The forty nine Ers will host the Chiefs on Fox with
I'm Brady on the call. No leak's yet online schedule. I just want
to know at least one game so Week seven nine Ers Chiefs with Tom Brady
on the call. That's that s'ould be good. I don't remember if people
are like usually right when they do these things, these most of them are.
They were like NFL leaks, I think was like almost one hit rate
last year. Yeah, Lions, Okay, I guess keep behind that account.
I'm not I'm not familiar with it. Somebody's in the ad again.
I'll give it a follower if you guys are listening, Jeff Berg said Falcons
at five. I'm not mad if you put the Falcons up there. Okay,
Yeah, so who's the who's the Jaguars backup? Because had a year?
Tyler year is real quick, one hundred and six attempts, six hundred
and eight three yards, four touchdowns. It's not terrible. That's terrible.
But yeah, no, we just would say before I said who's the Jags
backup? Yead anybody, because because Etn is pretty damn good. I do
like et and he actually grew on me a lot last year. Honestly,
he's a dog. Jaguars have loading. So once that's done loading, I'll
let you know. I think it's undisputed that the Detroit Lions are number one
though here boys right, Yes, I mean I think Gave is gonna just
absolutely explode. And then to the contrary of uh that Packers slappy David Montgomery
is a really good running back in this league. I don't that I did
not know that slander was insane. That was crazy. That was like what
people think I do with j g That that that is like what that actually
was. Yeah, that was that was some some pure hate hate because I
said, I could say that I think people are better, but I can
still tell you that the said name is still good. Yes, he was
not able to do that with with Dave Montgomery, like a jagged to me
at the running back position is a Tyler a year? A jag to me
not even Tyler year. Maybe put him higher expectations than that. But AJ
Dillon, I mean we've been over this. A J. Dillon is just
a guy, and uh, Dave Montgomery's much Dave Montgomery is much better then
a J. Dillon. I would agree that the Lions backfield is number one
in the NFL. Give me Jamior Gibbs the top five running back I think
in the NFL. I think the dude special David Montgomery. Also, every
time we bring it up, Austin Eckler, bring me to my eyebrows.
Brother, where are you at? Run those eyebrows? Out of context,
this sounds crazy. Austin Eckler, run those eyebrows, motherfucker, Bring me
those eyebrows, brother, bring thosebrows here. Like he made a bet.
You don't let your mouth make a bet your eyebrows can't catch. And right
now he owes Lions fans his eyebrows. Cut that clip that Kyle put that
out there. Austin Eckler, run me those eyebrows. Whoever's clipping bulge army,
get after him. Bul army exactly. So yo, yeah, we
do that, Yeah, we do that. Yeah, No, clip that
and I'll I'll put out the bulge light. The bulge light. You're of
a flash light. Here comes the bulls light. So the Lions fellows were
fifth last year and rushing. My question to you guys is how high do
you think they can go? They average one hundred and thirty five point nine
yards last season. Do you see that number continuous, like continually going going
up with this offensive line. It's a ridiculous number to begin with. One
hundred and thirty five and a half point nine, right, and it is
kind of crazy to average that's the Lions average. Yeah, that wild.
I think I think you can go up the same Yeah maybe, I think
I think you could be pushing one fifty with with the amount of touches that
Jamr is going to see next year. We forget the guy didn't get many
touches for the first like four or five games of the year. Can I
ask with Trenton to tire? Does that I concern you? But no,
Davy goes this way a little bit as Gibbs goes this way. I don't
I think it will supplement like they're going to use David a little bit less.
I think it's gonna be I think it's gonna be fine. I think
it's gonna go up a little bit. I could see like one next year,
what about you with that one nick? That would be second in the
league, Spenny, if we got to one forty five, the Ravens are
at one fifty six and a half. I don't think we're gonna be able
to catch the Ravens because of Lamar Jackson. But besides that, I could
see a slot and in that number two spot, I think we will run
the ball pretty dominant. I mean, I think Gibbs is gonna be the
most electric back in this league next year. I mean, I thought he
already was last season, but obviously the touches weren't there. But I see
CMC maybe taking a little step back, and I think Gibbs is just gonna
completely explode next season. So I believe that the Lions are gonna have the
number two ranked rushing offense in the NFL next year. I see the bulges
popping in the chat Schif god Anakin, Skyuger, uh Rigs, Straw's rocket
says Bulgi's obviously he's got the he's got the bulge name Rigstraw's rocket speaking to
you, I request council from the Bulge leaders. Austin Eckler does his eyebrows.
Austin Eckler made a bet that his bulge can't cash because he said if
both Lions running backs finish in the top fifteen in Fantasy, he will shave
off his eyebrows. Said that on a podcast. I don't remember what podcast
like. I think it was a FanDuel one. It's out there, it's
out there. We got the clip, and both Lions running backs finished top
fifteen in Fantasy. So let me get those eyebrows. Austin Eckler, You
owe that the Lions nation. That is what I request of you, Raykustra's
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mob, bro Chris, do you think that this rushing offense can be even
better next season? Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. What I mean, I
don't think I don't think you. I don't think there's real concern for for
David Montgomery fall if yet, Like, I don't think he's I don't think
he's at that point yet where he could regress. And obviously you're assuming progression
from Gibbs, So why not why wouldn't it be better? Uh? Did
I tell you about I settled on one jersey I'm gonna get No, you
didn't, I'm gonna get it Dan Campbell black jersey, So you're gonna get
a white black eighty nine the ones they were wearing at the Uh. Yeah,
Yeah, I just gotta do it. It's hard. He's man,
dude, he's a fucking man. He's a man. I'd get a custom
homes when I don't know what number I put on it, put a dollar
sign? Woh you do that? I don't know that. If you could,
though, that'd be fires, Yeah, that'd be gas. That could
be your golfing number, dollars sign go numbers of dollars on the money.
I coulder pulled the MacFee. Yeah. We also got a Bully McAfee.
Yeah, but he's a lot harder to bully. I don't know. He's
got like we got a bull army. He's got like the MCI fighter army.
Hey, Pat McAfee, Yeah, where are you at? Do you
pay your debts? Are you a man of honor? If you're a man
of honor? Where you at? You bet? Stick our very own same
day? Who is the golf bulge coordinator? That if the Lions beat the
Packers? You do show in Detroit and the Lions beat the Packers. That
was last year, that was two years ago. Where are you at?
Pat? Where you at? Pat? That should be the shirt stick stick
if you're still alive? Stick stick wake ulf stick stick if you're alive?
Where are you at Pat? Because he didn't live up to the bet?
Yeah yeah, he said it, live on it. It's cut. Where
you at Pat? Where you at? Pat? Are you a man of
honor? Also? Pat mcafeet losing the stick? What do we do it?
We don't do that around here. I don't know what that's like doing
a just say it? Uh No? Where you at Pat is definitely the
next piece of merch where we gotta start selling. He was justin Tom for
the draft to said Taylor Shancy I thought it was gonna happen. What what
the fuck? Pat? Jesus, what did I do? That's just where
you at, Pat acting all tough. Why don't you take a step out
of that thunderdome see how it actually goes down. Pat, Let me talk
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Darren McCarty Where you at, Pat, scared? Don't pay your debts,
Craven McAfee, where you at get up? That's a drop. We gotta
get that. There is no meat. Uh where you what? What black?
Are you gonna get? Nick? Are you getting one out? Nick's
white? For sure? I'm getting the white hunch for sure. I'm thinking.
I'm thinking Brian Branch. To be honest, I think he's gonna be
here a long time, and I think he's absolutely dynamic on this defense,
and I think he's gonna explode next season as well. So I think Brian
Branch is the way I'm leaning with it. Are you at, Pat,
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full moving on, we keep talking my schedule, not line schedule. But
but you said that was a breath full, mouthfuls insane. Yeah, but
I mean I'll get it all one breath, breath breath. Oh yeah,
come on, stay, that's the only corner. It's a father. Did
you see that our guy Ryan Ormani was talking about drafting Ronnie James F five.
Yes, I hate it, Yes you do. You should know this
team sucks anyway, why not get lebron James? And don No, that's
the part. I don't even think he knows. I don't think he even
implied that part, right. I just seen him say you just need it,
you just need to switch. But that's what the only way you do
it is if you get Lebron, like, I'm not getting Bronnie. I'm
sorry, yeah, not but but if it comes with Lebron, the pictures
hold them hostage and the facility h C J. G J knows about a
mouthful shut out, the throat Demon, johnsy Carney Johnson think I didn't say
that, the throat Demon. No, we're not drafty Brownie James and five.
Brownie James is not a first round pick. I think I think he'll
go first round five and you get Lebron. It's a it's a it's a
two way pass. It's a double deal. He's not good. I don't
care. We get Lebron. Lebron's good. I don't know. One year
you think Lebron will let Bronni in draft here the Pistons, Huh. You
think Lebron would let brown get drafted. He can't fucking stop me. I
fucking the commission on his way. As we take Brian James, we're taking
it. Get up. No, I'm it's not gonna happen. That's ludicrous.
It is ludicrous, But I want that happened. Give me Lebron,
Bronnie James j comes to Jesus there he'll be on the he'll be on the
pitch. He his dad, get on. We'll give me Brian James,
Lebron. I mean you ending this organization is such a crap shoot. If
I can get Lebron here, I'd be here for it. But I just
there's no chance in how Lebron James is ever gonna wear a Pistons uniform.
I just am there. People said that about Alan Iverson, Tracy McGrady,
Greats. You know we feel the wave told me, you know, the
Pistons love grab these guys when they're out of their prime and have like one
year of basketball left in their knees. I would one hundred percent do it
if that is the case, if we can get Lebron, But there's no
way that he is coming to Detroit, so I am out on taking Bron.
I think you have to trade this pick. I do not want another
guy aged twenty eight to twenty three to try to pair with this already young
core. You need to make some moves that upgrade this team to a respectable
level, because it's not gonna do it with any of the guys from this
draft. Yeah, I know, we like to have fun right now because
the pisses suck and it's like why why, why bother? But you gotta
you gotta try to get fucking better, like you just you have to.
You have to. So I'm not I'm not with this. I would love
Lebron James in the Detroit uniform, but I'm not. I'm not with drafting
BRONI at five No way. I love you, Ryan, but like no,
it's just it's just dumb, like you gotta you gotta try to what
if Lebron was coming Lebron is Lebron ki is that a good fit? Yeah?
No Lebron and Kate Yeah, asked the question, answered it, m
is it? Though? No, it's not porn right now? Ron Brony,
Lebron's coming? Are you doing wings get you rings like the Clippers and
the Celtics Wings get you rings? Chris No, still no, no,
no, if it gets you Lebron James, you're not doing it. You're
saying no to Lebron James. I would say no to Lebron James unless you
like really tried to pressure me. I love him, but eventually pushed back.
But if he was really aggressive, then pressed your fantasy is bread Pitt
aggressively trying to kiss you. It's from what was sonnyat Dude? It's the
best show, what is it? Yeah? I got Hulu the facts right,
you're fucking around. You can you can take it back and I won't.
I won't kill you for it. I want to to wrap this about
you for taking back your old takes. I don't I don't want Briannie F
five because I just I don't know this all. All this ship is stupid
to me. Pull this ship is stupid to me. Pull it, I
Spanny. You just said wings win ranks unlike the Clippers in the Celtics and
the other good wings, you know, the two teams with probably the four
of the best six wings in the NBA. I think that's how you have
to fix this team though, to pair with Yeah, no, that that
is the that is wings, not a leade. But you gotta do what
the Evercks did with Luca like that's you see obviously the Kyrie Irving stuff.
It wasn't working out at first, but then they got Gafford and they got
uh PJ Washington. Guys that played PJ. Washington is twenty two and yeah
he is going crazy, But uh, that's with Luca and Kyrie and Kate
Cunningham. For guys like that that are good facilitators, good playmakers, you
give them shooters around them, and guess what the little pistons have done surround
him with no shooters at all. Like there's no shooters in this lineup right
now. And speaking, I don't think fon Techia looked like the best player
ever because he was the only guy that could shoot. Yeah, this guy's
dropping twenty balls, yeah for real. And speaking of that, I just
wanted to pose this to you guys, fellas, because I mean, obviously,
it's the off season. We just got the fifth pick. There's nobody
in this draft that was really going to make a difference to the start.
But fellas, are you guys if you could do this in the offseason,
say you trade two of these young pieces, specifically Ivy and Asar Thompson for
a Brandon Ingram and sign a Miles Bridges who says no, I'd say yes
to that for sure. Ingram and Bridges in one offseason, houses and houses
working out to get signes you wanted to throw and there really bad. Like
Miles Bridges. He's kind of a net medium for me because he beats women.
But like so like, I don't like that. I don't I don't
want I don't want teams to get him. But like he's gonna play basketball.
He's gonna play in the NBA, even though he beats women. Brandon
Ingram I love. I would love brandon Ingram on this team. He does
not beat women that we know of, allegedly, but I think that that
brandon Ingram would be a great fit on this team. He's the guy can
play the four, he can play the three. He obviously shoots the ball
very well. He's a fantastic one on one scorer. All you have to
do is get Yeah, yeah, I would. I would love brandon Ingram
on this teams. Bridges, it's tough. He's obviously objectively he is a
very good basketball player. But also we know that he hits women. How
about this easy? Would you do that first draft? Brownie? Get the
run, then you get Bridges wings when you rings baby, So would you
do my Caden? Bridges can shoot? You get rid of your arts not
a ss Ivy. Yeah, you keep your eye. I want to get
rid of Ivy in a sar for Ingram. That's I think you have to
throw in like fourty a to make the money. Give No, give Ivy
in the first. No, they don't want the first. You gotta get
guys. I'm telling you a SAR is not being traded. If two of
the guys are being traded, it's Ivy and Dirt. It is not a
Sorry Nick, stop putting that bullshit. Proper is not happy, Chris.
So you're telling me you wouldn't do that if you could get Miles and brandon
ingram in this offseason to pair with Kid, Well, I'm saying. I'm
saying Durran's going not not a SAR. Like in that deal, Durran's going
not a SAR. So you would not do it. I would get those
players without trading a star. And that costs. If that cast durance,
so be it. If it cost it a SAR, would you do it?
No? Okay, nope, nope, I'm not writing off the sorry
very stubborn, even if it was for fun it either way, he said,
no, just that I agree with Crystal. I don't I think that
a SAR would be the last one of the three to get traded between during
him and something. My guy's running here? What did I mean? Some
guy? You guys booking it but it was like a light show when you
screamed at Nick and you're like, you run like a bitch, larryus you.
So Nick was running to his car or something, and me, Easy
and Chris were leaving the building and he's yells it at Nick, like down
the block, you run like a bitch. And there was a guy running
towards Easy. I even see him. He's buying the car, like flicked
two cars away from him and no headphones, and I just saw him like,
probably, well, man, oh that was good stuff. I did
not see him for sure. He definitely thought you were talking so much further
down. Yeah, I did not hear you at all. He was literally
right behind the car and Easy was on the other side of the car.
Dude, you run like a bitch. He didn't have headphones or anything,
so he definitely heard him. That's rough. Go back to that one,
Chris. I know you want to get rid of Dura, and obviously I
don't want to know. I don't like a star. I just don't know
if is there anybody right now in the NBA that's still in it that has
a player that shoots sub twenty percent from three that's not a center, No
probably not. Do you see that? You know they're supposed to go number
one overall is knocking down he's like seven to nine. Sorry, yeah,
dog, he's dog. He's a dog. You like him two weeks ago?
I mean not like number one pick dog. But this is a generationally
bad draft, Yes it is. Yeah, is Brownie for sure coming out?
Yeah, he's like at the Combine doing all this. I thought they
can go to Combine and then go back to college. Yeah they can't.
They can't. But he's made it clear he is staying in the draft and
the Lakers are reportedly interested in him and JJ Redick as our coach. Who
would have saw any of those two things coming? That's that sounds like such
a shot show. But but no, I'm just saying, when it comes
to a reality fucking TV shuit, would they mean that'd be insane? That
Yeah, good draft, Bronnie James Junior and then used hire JJ Reddick as
your fucking coach. Dude, this guy little bron was groomy JJ Reddick to
be his coach. You're doing a podcast with him, Like, so,
how would you do this? How would you do that? Like? That
is wild? If he I love Lebron. I don't love him, but
I was. I used to be a big fan Lebron. Some of the
stuff is kind of cringe worthy, annoying. They does a lot about the
book you read, literally a lot about your favorite song. Because Drake was
the same way too. It's like, I like Drake, and come on,
Drake, I can't defend you from that when that one's fucking wild?
Why are you doing that stuff? But like, I would not want to
coach for Lebron James. Why would you want to coach Lebron James. You're
you're there two years, two three years, max, Like you're just there
to be as bitch. They fired Frank Vogel after he won a championship,
Yeah, yeah, Tyron, he got fired after Lebron left. Yeah.
So circling back, I want to see if every everybody's on board. My
my plan for the off season is I want to trade at least one of
the core for and the fifth pick. That's where I'm at, at least
one of at least one of IVY during a Star and then and then the
pick. I want both. I think though, I think though two of
those are two of those young players are gone and the fifth. Do you
think Ivy in the pick gets you brandon Ingram though a player, and that
pick gets a gets a gets a guy like Ingram? Yes, a level
above that probably probably not. And how do you feel about that fits me
and the pick for Ingram? I would love that. I do think your
two guard, No, he'd be your three, would be your four,
and then you probably start uh Sasser or or pick somebody up. You still
have sign a shooting guard. I think one one Ingram play two is me
Ingram? Sorry at three? Two, at four? Nick, what are
you talking about? Number five? Yeah, I mean I'm not going I
don't think either of those guys will play playing the two though, I don't
think you play. I'm not gonna lie. You can play. You can
play a Sorr at the two because it doesn't matter what he doesn't shoot,
no matter where he's at on offense, so like he can guard. It's
in the name. Yeah, you're right, basketball, I should have thought
that went through. But no, I mean, like, wait, let's
put the guy who shoots six percent shooting guard. He guards, he guards
ones and twos anyways, he guards s g A, he guards You need
him to guard that lineup he needs to guard the four because Ingram won't really
guard you four. DNS five and Ivy ain't doing that. D n C,
E and T. You're my guy. You're the one telling me Ivy
is him. You're one of the biggest Ivy guys. I know you tell
me Ivy can't get you Ingram along with pick number five. I mean you
could take Brian James. I do a lot about you lied that, so
I'm scary man to be all right, We're gonna go to break real fast,
and then we're gonna take some of your guys phone calls about easy calling
a random dude jogging down Wilbert to bitch about Bronnie James, about Nick loving
the whites, and about a whole bunch of too. That is, he
had to get one too. And we can see bringing Miles Bridges and brandon
Ingram and start from a Tackyo at the two. That's my plan, Kate.
At the one. We're recreating UH basketball what they have in Orlando.
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m U. I will not accept this blasphemy, he said. Bring zach
edy home. Oh, I've been seeing it. I've been seeing it.
He's shooting the three ball now. I saw him run as forty two.
That was kind of wild. I saw someone that's exactly how Nick was Running's
why I screamed it. I would dust zach Edie and her race the three
quarter court sprint. I would His stride is literally like true. Yeah.
Somebody quoted his three quarter sprint and said, I believe that belongs to mister
Gilmour, the dude than big freaking at your guy, big fuck cousin.
I believe that. I believe that belongs to mister Gilmour. Like this,
it's got the nail suck in his head. No fuck, dude, zach
Edy. If the Pistons picked Zachy, I won't watch it game, baby,
so I would. I will not watch a game next year if the
PSSTA roof for radio, if it's not Brownie didn't give me zach Edy just
like a gets Spinney's reaction. I'm making sure I'm watching that draft with you.
I would fire bomb the front office of the Pistols draft. You have
to go to jail man allegedly, that's all you didn't say. I'm saying
I'm gonna kill you allegedly. Yeah, that would be so fucking I don't
know, Chris. You starting to make a case there from it there in
the booth for zach Edy. Well, because James Edwards with the Athletic put
out his mock and he had the Pistols taking a center, not zach Edy,
the kind you kind of center. Donovan again, Yeah, kill again.
I watched the tape on this guy that no hard path like that was
That was terrible. No, that terrible, and James is my guy.
But I just don't. I just don't see a world in which you draft
him and then trade Duran. I don't. I don't see that has any
type upgrade, even though he could probably day one be a better defensive center
than than Duran. That's it. No, yeah, that no, that's
literally it. That's the only thing that he can do better than Duran,
And honestly, I think they are around the same age. I do not
want to give up on Duran. I think his defensive upside will. I
think he will get better at defense hopefully. I mean I am extremely hard
on a SAR. Hopefully you can learn how to shoot, so I'll stop
taking straights at him. If but if we can get brandon Ingram, I'm
down to do. Trade a SAR. You get the Pistons drant snag edy
of five. They will just confirm the fact that everyone in their front office
is a complete cousin. So I would like, literally, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't watch a Pistons game until the entire front off they did that.
He's in the comments. He still trade I trade everything for Devin Booker not
Kate. He says Kate to two first for Booker. No, you trade
everything but Kate, and I was the guy saying keep us sorry, trade
us, sorry too. If that's what it takes for book I don't care
what it takes for book Give me, give me the frau. What's that
a fraud? I mean Booker he worked in the right situation. We saw
that he played. He played Minnesota bro. We talked about how this is
like the elitist of elite defenses, Like I'm not overreacting to that. He
was averaging. He was after like thirty seven a game at one point in
the playoffs last season. So he just played. Yeah. He Jaden McDaniel's
played phenomenal. I don't think it's any indictment on Booker whatsoever. I think
it's an indictment on that system they got in Phoenix and Jade and Daniels Uh
Jaye mcdoniel's amazing defense. So no, take mortgage the future for book There's
like no real point guy on that team. There isn't they didn't want one,
so weird. I think point guards just guys that and I think talking
about traditional like six' four, this guy that could would have had Mike
Conley. Yeah, yeah, he would have been a perfect fit for that
team. Something like that, or Chris Paul, weird, that was really
weird, male Kai Flynn, make the call, make the calle we can
give you evil, Dante Devencenzo. Where you at with the evil? The
Warriors? What happened there? I thought that was gonna be yeah, right,
I mean injuries or like what, I don't think it wasn't It wasn't
it was injuries. It was a lot of just weird season for the Warriors.
I don't think it's I don't think you put all of it on Chris
Paul. I think a lot of it goes to Andrew Wiggins just being a
complete shell of himself. Yeah what what actually came out Andrew Wiggins? Yeah,
it was actually is a real story that actually I don't I don't remember.
I don't think it's what we're being reported on. Yeah, I'm not
sure about the Andrew Wiggans situation him, but yeah, he did not have
a good year at all. Damn Shorty DNC. I don't know if you
heard me said earlier, but he said he's essentially be like yeah, I
mean yeah, damn girl, girl, you got that car im dentists pop
out, shoting, Hey, I'm curious, dude, I do it right?
Five rounds. Damn nasty motherfucker. I'm securing that bag. No one
said it came with the bag. I just want to see what the no
teeth feels likes what we were talking about, right, I thought we were
applying she had money. So no, I'm not in any but not just
her, just any any woman with no teeth. Yeah, it'd be I
want to see how it feels. Can't spinning with the crack head. I
gave him five b Hey, I gave you money. Get back here,
throwing up fast you run. She's running like Zach. I believe that was
mine. Feels good, Spunny said, I'm salty. See I believe it.
Demon hasher arc out now, says J G. B. Yes,
I saw that the episode is a demon slayer coming out now. I'm gonna
watch that this weekend. Excited. Trying to think I'd be mad about the
eating. I really wouldn't. Honestly, I wouldn't, just because dude,
he's not even gonna be bowbon Come on, bro, let's let's be real.
Yeah, I'm out I'm out on Zach Edy translating to the process.
I am not talking. He's just say I'm just said James had him as
one of the guys they take it by or the guy, this guy,
and like this version. He's gonna be doing like several mock ups. So
I don't think it's his final final pick. I just it. Just we
talked about him. He said that he wants a positive defensive center, and
I'm like, I feel you on that because during that's something people did not
look at this season. Duran was just abysmal defensively, and he should not
be with his athleticism alone. He should be a he should be a solid
NBA center at defense. I just don't care what you unless they actually go
and get like ingrum or. But I feel like that was a big problem
why they lost a lot of games this year. I'm salty says if they
hunched back at eighty, it means they had curves in their twenties. Oh
that's a bus that's fair. Honestly, I've got curves now, but in
different spots. I know. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's why I
had him. It curved up the bag. It's like slapping God. In
the face for giving you a beautiful gift. We gotta get a clipse of
these warlows. Dramon was an absolute cousin. And Andrew Wiggins missed so much
time you think his entire family. Oh Jesus and see dark Yeah, what
are something like that? Did happen? If you guys called in and you
wonder why you weren't answered, Yeah, Nick, Nick said that you could
destroy this. There's a HELLI static it's gonna come across extremely poor on air.
Sorry, guys, so we can give it another go. Yeah,
we can see how it turns out on air and just turn it off.
It's bad. But what do you think about Bronni to the Pistons, Zach
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it? That's right? If you can get somebody to play you in your
in a movie, who would you pick playbe play you? I'm Shad Jackson.
It's pretty good. I ain't met Dom, right, Yeah? Who
do you think Dom looks more like Ludacris or ice Cube? It's pretty close.
He looks a lot like Lucris. Yeah, really, he looks like
I guess if you know more than weak? Yeah, what about you,
Nick? Pick somebody to play Who do you think my black friend looks more
like nol So when I take the hat off, and uh, honestly,
somebody said it in the chat. I never even heard of the show before,
but my name is Earl. It does look like me with the stash
and like the way my hairline is so shout out Earl j Hickey. Jason
Lee is the guy that plays him. Yeah, so I would pick that
dude. So I've been always told the Daniel Tosh thing. I don't think
it quite works anymore with the with the facial hair. But Tash has always
been the guy that I've been most like. People have said I most look
like, so I guess, I guess. Yeah, dude, Abraham Lincola,
Chris, he said Daniel Tosh, But Abraham Lincoln honestly these days works
works a lot better, especially that dude's like hot two vampires and yet would
be Jack Blake for sure. Yeah, nailed it. I think we all
kind of nailed it. Yeah. I hate for you either you need a
beard something. Sorry. I got the rest of these over runners. If
you guys want to, let's do that. Let's get it all right,
you guys want to start high low here, I'll start with the best of
the NFC. Who's that I'm looking up? All right, We're doing it.
The forty nine ers have the biggest projected win total in the over under
set at eleven and a half for the forty nine ers at plus one hundred.
How are you guys feeling about the forty nine ers. I'm gonna just
come out and say, I'm going over on this one at plus one hundred?
What was it? I was looking at eleven and a half, eleven
and a half over on it's I think they'll be twelve. I really don't
know if McCaffrey, you can do it a full year? Is that bad
meat of project injury? Yes, I think even just a tread night.
I'm going under. We're going to the forty nine. Wow, surprisingly low
on the forty nine ers. We don't know what's gonna happen with Eevil Samuel
allegedly tried trading beforehand. Uh, we don't know. They also were gonna
try trade, uh brand A Yuk as well. Those guys be not having
the team didn't trade either of them before the draft though, that's fair.
That was on draft night. Did they have the reports come out? Yeah,
you see that they tried trading Deval Samuel, I remember who. Then
Also they drafted Vicky Peirsol. Napcot said fran Glass got some acting classes place
Spenny good DNC and he says, Chriss look like would be Walt Junior from
Breaking Bad. You have the accent of everything. I've never seen that show.
I don't get it. That's tough he is. Uh, he's a
cousin like he's got all right. I know, Chris, you're going over
under eleven and a half forty nine ers. I'll go slight under. I
think eleven. I think eleven, me too, Walt, I gotta look
this guy on. God, that's I can't stop for you, all right?
Moving on, moving on, my bad Cowboys. I gotta look this
guy up and down. You don't want to. You don't want to?
Cowboys ten and a half las plus one? Oh hey, so bad?
Ten and a half? Hein't so bad. That sounds terrible, but his
legs don't work? I got it. I would say over for the Cowboys
in ten and a half. Mhm, he's a ten and a half Cowboys?
Dude? Oh like under? Thank Oh? I don't. I don't
get to hype on the Cowboys. I really don't. I'm out on him
too, I really don't. It's every year. I mean, publications like
PFF is supposed to use advanced analytics. They how the fuck you up with
Cowboys in your top four in the NFL? When comes that situation? Just
credits almost everything, Like Chris, where you're at with the Cowboys? What
was the line? Ten and a half half? I'm going under for sure
they're frauds. Yeah, I'm under on this one too. And if I'm
not mistaken, this is Dax last year. Right, what do you got
on his contract? Yeah? What do you guys? You guys project that
they resigned Dak. Yeah, if I was them, I would try to
do a trade and kind of reset with their quarterback. They got Lance.
Maybe they grabbed the easy, easiest savior for a reason. I do remember
I had a red button. It's worse for some people. Don't Lance,
No way. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, motherfuckers gonna keep standing
up here a cabin. They'll get exposed. Watch out for for the like
or for the not like us. Not like us. He's got more in
tow If they really want to go there, I've probably said something you don't
want to do. Anyway, we got a team that I think all of
us are higher on this season than the way they completely imploded last year.
And it's the Philadelphia Eagles coming in at ten and a half as well.
I'm going over here over for sure, Eagles are. I think the Lions
are going to be competing with the Eagles to win the NFC this year.
I think we've talked about how they imploded last year, and a big factor
of that was not having positional coaches worth of shit and now they have a
great offensive coordinator in Kellen Moore and a great defensive coordinator in Vic Fangio.
They added Bryce Huff, they added Saquon Barkley, They locked down aj Brown
to kind of clear up that little snap food that they were having. Yeah,
they lost Jason Kelcey, but I'm not worried about them replacing that too
much and not saying like Jason Kelsey's bad or anything, but I think they'll
be able to replace that for the time being. They added two of the
top four cornerbacks in the draft, and they got the throat team and himself
Chauncey Garney Johnson. So they're gonna suck up the competition. Give me the
Eagles over easy. Over the and a half. The coaches they brought to
what they have, it's gonna it's gonna be national again. Unless My only
caveat, and I learned that word d Max shout out, is that Jalen
Hurts looks like how he did the back half of last season. It was
pretty bad. It was honestly, I don't know, I mean, And
by the way, Shane Syken and Jonathanan both looked like great coaches. Started
to make a little bit sense there too. Obviously, Cardinals didn't have a
winning record, but they were in every damn off defense too, and they
had the hell of a draft, which they should have because I had the
lethorough picks. Yep. I think Cardinals and people are as a team,
not people. Cardinals are ferds, people hunting. Chris, Where are you
at with the Eagles ten and a half over under over over? For me,
I think they're I think they're a lot better. I think they're more
like the first half of the team or first half of the year than the
we're second half of the year, Like that's just gonna be how they roll.
So I think I think they're better. Yeah, I think it could
get pretty scary with Saquon and Hurts if Hurts does go back to what he
the way he did look on that one. But yeah, I'm going over
on the Eagles here, And speaking of a team that we're projected to play
Week one, it is the old quarterback his name's Matthew Stafford, and the
Rams over under eight and a half, but it's at minus one four for
the over. Yeah, you're smashing the over on that. That's the Rams
are a good team, even though losing Aaron Donald is definitely gonna hurt.
They did a lot to insulate that loss of Aaron Donald. They got Their
offensive line is gonna be much better. They obviously still have Pookin nakula In
now a full year of Cooper Cup and pookin the Coula to go with Karen
Williams. Matt Stafford's very good still with a great offensive line. The defense
will be a little worse, but they're gonna get over eight and a half
wins with team Rams. Yeah, half was on the Stafford stays healthy.
Yeah, imagion. They dressed it off as a line though. Two They
signed a center, Reguard. I think they signed Jonah Jackson Jonah and another
center too. Yeah yeah, Chris, Where are you at with the Rems?
Yeah? Give me the over. I think they're good. I know
their division is good, but I don't know. I'm I'm very weird.
I think you got them on the list. Seattle, that's I think going
to be the team to watch. You think they're bounced back this season.
There's over seven and a half, seven and a half Seattle. See,
I can talk myself into them going under that and over that. I don't
know I don't know where I sit with that. I think I think I'm
going over on Seahawks, but one that I did want to get everyone's opinion
on. There's been a lot of controversy with them in this offseason, specifically
the draft, and it's out of Atlanta. It's the Falcons. They're over
under set at nine and a half and the over is minus one forty eight,
so they're expected to run this division to get to ten wins. What
do you guys think? What was it? Sorry? What did you say?
Nine and a half for the Atlanta Falcons? Over over? The Falcons
will win more than nine and a half games. They'll be in double digits.
They'll win the division. They're by far the best team in that division.
Sorry, guys over there at the Loose Cannons, Sorry lou Cannons,
But the Falcons are gonna win that division this year. Yeah. They Their
offense is great. They got rid of their head coach who I can't remember
his name, but he looked like a guy that listens to a lot of
Drake and watches a lot of Kevin Spacey movies. He was a bump.
Their offense is gonna be much better. Kirk Cousins is a good quarterback still.
I think he'll be fine coming back from the injury, and they're gonna
win that division. They'll be over ten games for sure. You have Falcons
over ten games? Yeah, well at least yeah, yeah, they're over
unders nine and a half nine and a half, Okay, ten. It's
all the same reasons. And then they grabbed a ship to the weapons.
Yes, their defense is legit. Yeah, I believe except for their right
now defensive line. I can't. If they would have got fucking Dallas Turner,
I would have no, that would have said eleven twelve. Like Nick,
can you see what the Titans says? I'm curious of they sign Zay
Jones because they signed Calvin Ridley j Jones Jones, Chris, we have that
flat hop the hop. Yeah. So the names Traylon Burksylon Burks, something
might get cut. You think that's why would you cut him? They would
trade h before they'd cut him. He's worthy of getting traded for. Yeah,
somebody. I would trade a six round pick for him. Yeah,
that's fair, like six or seven. Yeah, uhs can't get traded.
Ron Moore, the receiver as missing on Falcons. What do you say,
I'm sorry, So Denzel Mims can't get traded for. Burke's definitely gonna get
traded for. That's fair. Uh. But yeah the Falcons have what uh
who do they sign? They signed Darna Mooney and they traded for Rondell Moore.
Yeah yeah, and they also Drink London got Drake one. That's a
good receiving corps. Obviously, Kyle Pitts is good. Jon heller Year,
Oh, there's Kark cousin and Bom mac Collins is solid and he's yeah bomb,
but her Cousins he's not. I just he's no longer division good.
And how do you guys think he's gonna do coming off that injury. I
think he'll be fine. Harry. A lot of his game isn't predicated off
his athleticism. You can move around there a little bit. You said you're
curious about the Titans. They also have a great offensive. Yeah, yeah,
what's the over under? Let's take a guys around the room. Titans
Titans six and a half, seven and a half. I was gonna say
six and a half. Sure, you guys are so on the money.
Six and a half over under. Loust ten for the over under that's whoa.
That's extremely low lest ten for the over plus. Yeah, I'm taking
it right now. Under. I can see will lavis just not their defense.
Who's on their defense? Their defenses and are Derrick Henry yea and Derrick
Henry Taji Spears is pretty good. But like nobody you know, touching sharp.
What's his name? Is Rabel? Still there? Oh dude, I'm
going under. That's what I'm saying. I feel like Rabel was holding that
team together. I'll put a five on it. Right Well, you gotta
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Boyd and Lagerius sneed. They actually got a pretty good squad. I mean
Will Levis. Their offensive line isn't good. They drafted, Uh, they
got Peter Skeronski from last year line straight, but they got off lines better
than Vikings. Offense, you always up there a little bit. Tony Pollard,
Calvin Ridley, DeAndre Hopkins, Tyler Boyd, Taj Spears, Traylon Burks
take Westbrook and Keene uh o'connwu as their tight end. He's good too.
And then on defense they got Sebastian Joseph Da Devandre Sweat, Jeff Simmons,
Harold Landry, Lajerious Snead, Money Hooker at safety. Yeah, they actually
got a pretty decent squad. Who's their head coach? H It was the
offensive coordinator from Honestly, they wouldn't like sick like that either. I got
a question for the mail bag question from the booth here and he was the
o C for are you guys gonna go down to the game if it's Sunday
night or try to? Yeah? My question about that is if it's a
Sunday night football game, you know, like you kind of miss out on
all of the action during the day if you're out and about like tailgating whatnot.
Why like unless you have like a game on at the tailgate. But
I feel like that to get a TV up, so you guys, I
feel like that That's my concern is we don't really have a TV at the
tailgate, but it looks like that is what we're gonna have to do.
You did that time I went there. I don't know, maybe set it
up for like big games late in the season or like a playoff game,
you know, but I just like week one. Well, I mean that's
if you want to. That's if you want to tailgates, if you want
to, if you want to be cool. But the actually the like the
Lions games, they do show the upstairs or like whoever we were last time
we went shout to doctor Detroit uh DNC show the games on like whatever area
we were in. Remember in the chat he says Lions one Sunday Night Football,
Week four Monday Night Football, Thanksgiving and week fourteen Thursday Night Football.
So how I mean four or five? Four, one two three? Fout
the Bengals offensive coordinator. I don't know why that was so hard to find.
Mail Bag Spencer, would you say runs like a bitch more melt Kuiper
or Pat McFee. I'm gonna say mel Kuiper because Pat McFee is a professional
athlete. Yeah, but he also ran away from stick. He did run
away from stick. Yes, where are you at? Where're at? Pat?
We're at? Where of those eyebrowns? Austin? Give me to my
brows? Uh yeah, mail bag? Hell stick to fix the phones and
stop jerking off to his golf posters from run salty? Uh uh? Mail
Bag? Can big body Brunson's body hold up to night? I don't know,
man, they're fall by. Yeah, it's dude, it sucks.
But when four of your best five players are injured, that's what's gonna happen.
And it can't be a shock too. But you mean, he's playing
these guys every single minute of every game. It's it is just wearing these
players down. It's not like we don't have a good bench, like you
have players that could play some minutes for sure, even in the playoffs,
like Precious to Chua gave you good minutes, Alec Burks gave you good minutes.
Play those guys. I don't understand. I don't know. Al Berks
did give you good minutes, but he was really bad on defense. But
what's gonna happen, That's not everybody's gonna be fucking lights out, Like play
McBride, play, like play these guys. I'm really hoping man, because
my because my parlay was that final four of Boston, New York, Dallas,
Denver, and I'm liking Denver's chances. I'm liking Dallas's chances. Obviously
Boston's gonna be there, but now New York is the one that's hold is
that is scared of me because like, I mean, dude, if this
goes two more games, three more games, like they are not going to
have a team left. I don't know there's any valility this. I apologize,
Chris, But Seahawks is Week four, Monday Night Football. The rumor,
the rumor. Gob Runyon says, mailbag. Will the theme of week
one be rematches? Yeah, that's normally what they do. Yeah, I
think so, like at least serious rematches or playoff rematches. They normally put
those Week one. I'd rather Monday Night football, I mean, when it
is a thing, Anti says, Week one rams at home Sunday Night football.
Week four home against Seattle, Monday night football, Thanksgiving home against Chicago.
Week fourteen home against Green Bay for Thursday Night Football. God damn,
I don't can we just finally this these are weeks though, these are not
confirmed, But how are the Texans Lions. I mean, if these are
all the obviously it's not all. It's not the real schedule, But how
is Texas Lions not shall tell me? Yeah, you think it's the hottest
upcoming teams? Yeah, I feel like that these are You did alternate unis
too, Paul Thomas Week one versus the Rams, Sunday Night Football, Week
two versus the Bucks, uh at four or Week four versus Seattle Monday Night
Football, Week seven at Minnesota, Week eight versus Tennessee, Week eleven versus
Jacksonville twelve at Indy thirteen versus Chicago, Thanksgiving fourteen versus Green Bay Thursday Night
Football, and the week fifteen versus Buffalo, So Chicago on Thanksgiving is what
it's is what they're saying. I don't hate that. I'm put with that.
Chris. I will say, sure, these are all leaks on X
they're not confirmed, so don't take our word for it. But the guy
who did them, if it's the NFL schedule, leaks the same guys last
year. He was like he had a fucking insanely accurate hit rate. So,
Chris, your point about the Seahawks, I want to ask, really,
clobrom I can't believe we lost to him two years straight and the fact
that we get them for a third year in a row. I have a
Seahawks friend downtown as well, talks a lot of ship, so you gotta
have all right. That'll do it for us today. Appreciate you all papping
into the heavuation. Thanks drink or R Kelly, what for? Easy for
Nick? For Chris, I'm funny with the heavyweights. We'll catch you guys
tomorrow. Peace,