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talk kinds of Yeah, social media. We're out there. Danny, We're
out there. You're out there, all right, Dougie Fresh, you are
out there. I had the my three sons in here earlier today. Olerank
Curly. Yeah, we tried to do a Chiff and Ernie Douglas a Thanksgiving
podcast, but they I don't know that they were too into it at all.
No, Nah, they were. One one had just gotten off a
plane. He had worked on like a late night shift, yeah, and
got on a plane at about five thirty this morning, so he's probably got
normal to stretch out and he's so he's like, but they were, they
were good. It's it's very short. It's about twenty minutes and won't drop
that on Thanksgiving. But other than that, they've been I was telling Doug
they haven't been together since last Christmas, and man Jamison loves to get under
their skin. Oh yeah, oh my god. It's like his favorite thing
in the world. And right away he's going on to his brother's like,
hey, sell your car driving around on a lego because I just get one
of those rainbow stickers. Put it on the path. There you go,
Here we go, here, here we go, Here we go. Run
You still got to play referees dead huh ah. I kept saying all the
time. I kept saying all the time, all right, enough enough,
well enough enough. I think I said enough enough time. So Jackson,
Jackson the most peaceful one of the three. Yeah, he's pretty pretty mellow.
But then I just tried to check in on them. So Jackson's been
napping over at his brother's dorm room and the other guys were playing basketball,
and the thirteen years all pissed off because his brother beat him. He's going,
yeah, you know, reaching in I haven't had You can hear him
like stop, stop stop. It's the most aggressive one on one defense I've
ever seen. Yeah, sorry, Jamis, so I'm sorry he wasn't playing
zone and not up for shut up, not up for shut up exactly exactly.
So Doug's got big news. I am very excited about this, Doug.
I am excited for you. I am excited for what's coming. Working
on it? What do you mean working on it? Well? Practicing right,
good, practicing. You are already there, It's already done. I
got a practice, got a practice. So for those of you who didn't
know, see on my Facebook. I went to the Count Carlson Comedy Club
last week with Chris English just to check out what was going on there,
and uh Mark asked me how much time I have I can do fifteen minutes,
So I'm going for Makipelito runs a show. Yeah, the guy that
runs a show, a big show. He is the ring master of the
circus over there. So it's just going to be me and uh mister Mike
Danbro. So I guess instead of hosting, they put on on a flyer
that I'm featuring. Oh wow, So instead of doing five to seven minutes,
now I'm doing fifteen minutes. I do on last fifteen minutes in bed
you talk about being nervous. I don't even know you last five minutes old.
That includes four play in the drive over to our house. It's all
one hundred and fifty an hour. Is that part of the rate on Uber?
Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, I get the bonus, the five
stone around the bonus. So I've been working on new material a little bit.
Yeah, because I got this great cancer joke I wanted to Yeah.
Yeah, and that's going to be uh December seventh, eighth, and ninth,
in the last like two weeks. Five shows, yeah, two weeks
yeah, yeah, two weeks from Thursday. Well, yeah, that's that's
tomorrow, day after Tomorrow, day after, Yeah, Thursday is thanks weeks
three days though. You're doing right? Yeah? Five shows, one on
Thursday, two on Friday, two on Saturday. I'm pumped. I'm psyched.
I had the microphone up in my house walking around at the time and
myself, what are you talking about? I'm getting in the mood. No,
I love it. They play. I want you to video it.
You know what, be really really and I'm not. I would laugh at
this. I would mock you for doing this. I'm just being honest.
I would mock you but I do think that it would be really interesting to
do you, like, just authentically real time the stuff you're doing right,
film yourself and put it up, and then put it up as you are
on stage of the comedy club, like everything leading up to okay, I
know what. Yeah, like every day, Hey, here's a couple of
jokes blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, and then here's how they played.
Here are the jokes. I'm on. These are the newest ones.
I haven't really tested them out in front of an audience. Boom boom boom.
Let's see how they go and then bam. You could do it as
one video, so you know what I mean. So you already know the
end result in that way. You go, well, I didn't land,
I don't have to put it up or they killed it. Would just be
an interesting little thing, would be That would be I was talking to my
niece Marissa last night, and she's a little bit of the the act,
you know, I talk about dating. I'm like my my niece Marissa wants
me to use younger terms, and we do the Netflix and chill, then
we do Hulu and do you, which is the same as Netflix and chill,
except you go over and you, oh, yeah, do you know
what this means? Danny? Yeah, okay, good not volleyball, but
yeah it's not. So I go, you know what, in the next
week or so, I'm gonna FaceTime you. I'm gonna do my egg for
you. Because she's in an Austin, Texas. She's thought that was great,
So believe it or not. Now you might think this is funny.
I'm not gonna say gay, but you know, kid, you don't know
what you're doing. But uh, when they open up with the Carlson they
play Welcome to the Jungle. So I am a DJ and I have a
number of songs. Obviously I have that one. So I'm in the computer
room with the headsets on, I play Welcome to the Jungle and pretend I'm
going on stage. I hit my timer and then I go into my act
and I turn the clock like that. I try to pretend there's an audience
and take my time. And it's one of the things on my eraser board.
Slow down, keep, don't don't rush, you know, stretch it
out, wait for the laughs hopefully laughs. And then last night a couple
of times arow about seventeen minutes, but I was pretending talking to the audience
a little more, and like halfway through you want to take care of animals,
all start up to animal sunglasses over it, but he looks like a
Rastafarian in the back. Then I start drinking beer and I put I put
dollar bills and all my animals and start throwing ship up and get fucking kind
of Teddy Bear has a Jared Carol in twenty twenty three. It would be
very funny if if you did your own intro and they played it so they
do the welcome to the jungle, and then you do it like you know
as yourself. Ladies and gentlemen, Area is hosting tonight, the one of
the only they're so fine, the ever divine. Put your hands together.
Yeah, ladies, grab your extinguisher. He's a five alarm fire five ft
six. It was a big old I don't know, something like that that
would be funny. Yeah, I mean Vinnie Pauline and I think it does
the introductions, or maybe it's Mark. I don't know. I'm not sure.
I don't know who does Anyone. Hope there'll be an audience left after
that. I hope, so I've been handing out. Yeah, I'm joking,
Vinnie. Do you get nervous, like I know you're a little nervous
now, but once you're in the middle of it, if it joke bombs,
do you have a little panic attack up on stage a little bit?
But I haven't had a big audience in a while. I've been doing smaller
ones and the audiences have been real nice. So I think the goal just
just gets through it, even if it doesn't laugh going to the next one.
No, don't sweat it. Something doesn't work. And that's something I
learned last week. Why don't you take like a point five or point two
fives and X before you go up? Drugs? Oh? Yeah, because
that was the drugs help everything. That just takes the edge off just a
little bad. I've barely done any drugs in my life, and I'm not
gonna It's not gonna start now. He's everybody doing yeh man, are you
married? Girlfriend? For one time, Bill was doing a set right this
girl is like eighty pounds that gets up and walks and goes, hey,
honey, every under one hundred pounds, you need a car seat. She
turns around. It starts like cracking up, and I'm like, you know,
how'd you get here? If you're under eighty pound? You need a
car seat? Did you keep going with talking to her? Yes? Okay,
yeah, I said, uh, I think I said, I go,
I said to him because her boyfriend was yeah, or her husband or
something. I go, one of those two got one or the other.
And I just said, what did I say? You're you're under eighty pounds.
You gotta be in the car seat. I said, actually, you
know what happens. You got to be in the rear seat, facing out
the rear window. I go, how awesome is that for you? You
tell her to shut the fuck up? Put her in, she's facing out
the wrong Tighten the strap's real tight. You put a pacifier in your mouth,
and you go home in peace. It's awesome. Something like that.
I haven't done that. I've totally forgotten about that joke. You gotta get
we got to get you back up on the stack. I haven't done it
like that in a long time. I always enjoy I enjoyed doing it.
I always felt like it was a craft. And I think some people thought
that, Uh, how do I say this? I was on the radio,
so and I had some success on radio, so we were kind of
a little bit right, A little bit we had I don't want to sound
like a dick, but we had we had success on the radio, and
I think that people thought you would go in there. So the audience already
knew you, right, so you kind of well, they felt that they
knew you. See, you had an advantage they were familiar with you.
That came because you were gonna be there, so you were already ahead of
that. And I think there were other people who were doing it as a
real craft got offended by that because sometimes you know, some of the jokes,
some of the jokes aren't like you aren't there. I had a mirror
shot on last week. Yeah, last week, and it was just a
day where other things didn't work out and he was coming in anyway. So
I thought, it's interesting to me to hear about somebody's story, especially parents
that came from another country to give you a better life, and like they
are not happy he's doing comedy and they're not at all, and he's no
and he's moving to New York City and he's pursuing this but he works at
it, he writes and he's got his buddies, and they have a whole
thing they call themselves the Basement Crew, and they write to get writers yea
like their own writers thing and everything. So and they like help each other
out and ship on each other's jokes in a good way. Uh so the
other are the other guys in the circle comedians too? Yeah? Okay,
Yeah, it's like, is he who won this year? And I think,
uh, Freddie who was in here? Freddie Douless And I don't know
who else is in that in that group, but Freddy. But they write
a lot. But I go, but you do the same thing you're writing
all the time. I think you undersell yourself. I told you that,
I said, Doug a really queer message. I don't know why I did.
It was a queer wasn't It wasn't. I knew it was a queer
message. And I'm don't say queer, say homosexual, America. Let me
tell you why I say queer. I don't see queer as gay. I
see queer as weird a little different. That That's what I mean, is
but and I and maybe that's how people have taken the word. I certainly
don't mean it as a derogatory to somebody you have there, Yeah, read
reread the message are you walking? Are you walking? Funny this morning?
That I get my Oh no, Danny, Yeah, sure is the middle
one, the middle one. Good morning, good morning. That's that's not
how BI talks. Good morning. Thank you for coming in and being a
big part of the pot on Tuesday nights. You add so much, especially
compared to the other guys. Oh you know you weren't there. It was
a joke. It's Jesus a joke. It's a joke. I'm not sure
exactly what this means. Not sure exactly what this means, but I feel
like you need to stop playing by the rules. You are too funny for
people not to enjoy. Get out there and f the rules, make your
own. Then drop phone. You know what it means, No holds bars,
don't worry, don't be afraid of it. What I'm saying is a
lot of times ps I need a ride to the game. How do I
say this? Because if somebody sees this, they're gonna they can get upset
by this. But what I'm saying is an organization needs to have standards,
right, any organization X y Z Comedy Club, they need to have standards,
so we want you to do it a certain way and welcome the guest,
and you know you're having different people. You do your material, but
here's the things we need you to work in. And you know they do
all this stuff. Sometimes I feel like people get so rigid in that box.
You start to overthink, and I think the one thing that really not
I'm not saying that's you, but I'm just saying like some people will overthink
or hey, or they get too excited. You just have to go up
and and and more or less be yourself like you would in any job you
had. You brought like Uber. Okay, like Uber, you bring you
to Uber Uber is I get you from A to B, but you get
entertained. I get dug for that ride. Do you know what I'm saying?
I do It's all and that's all I mean. Like, you know,
anybody can get up and go Welcome to comedy at the Carlson check out
future shows we're having. How are you tonight? Anybody's celebrated on a birthday,
but nobody can do that in between. No, I know what you
mean, but I can do that. I get that, But I mean
I think even within the structure. You've got to be relaxed enough to play.
It's almost like, for as a sports analogy, where you're up at
the line and you look out into the audience that's sort of your the defense
you're going against, and you go, okay, changing the play here,
and you've got to be comfortable enough to do that play off of it.
And sometimes if it joke bombs, maybe even call it out you know,
yeah, you're right. I don't know, I'll just it this thing that
works great, it does. I told my mother that a joke was gonna
suck, but it was. Yeah. But see, I don't think you'll
suck. I think this is I love that this is happening for you,
that this is happening for you. Really. Last time, I steal a
joke from Joey from Full House that works every time. Last week I had
an Uber driver. We had a half hour ride from Henriette to Webster and
we're talking about this and he bought tickets right online. Oh right there,
And I thought that was the coolest thing. And that is reached out to
Marcus. Hey, I you know, people at the bars, I'm not
bragging them and popping, but yeah, I mean with breast cancer two fundraisers.
I DJed a lot of places in Rochester having having lyft, I used
to drive lyft. I never Drew drove uber. But it's pretty much the
same thing that it really is the same thing. Let me ask you,
like, I mean, I have a few funny stories from those days,
and there's a lot of commonalities and a lot of tells and a lot of
stereotypes. Do you ever incorporate any of that now? Not yet? Do
your joke? I tell those jokes in private. What I think is funny
and okay, alb work off of that, Okay, all right? Like
college kids never tip, right, I mean that's that there's gotta be something
there tipping. I don't think that tipping is funny though, I mean,
I mean, I know, I'm just funny to me, okay, I
mean, I'm working. This is why Doug Douglas County and to relate.
I'm trying to relate, you know. I'm like, you know, like
you ever had that like that Karen and the cars like step on it.
I gotta get to work and it's like like, yeah, you mind if
I rub one out first, we're in traffic. We're not going anywhere.
I mean, talk dirty to me made me feel good about getting you there
at the time. Might work with me. You don't have to tip,
by the way, but you want to sit in the front seat of the
back seat. So who's coming? I would assume your parents are coming.
I don't know they see my the probably are well, and there's probably jokes
that they haven't heard yet. Yeah, I think so. I'm trying to
think of my act right now. I want to see babyma. I want
to how many baby mamas a baby mama drama joke? At one point you
were working on how's that coming? Yeah? That's going? Okay, all
right, okay. I loved when he did. I just love knowing that
you're in your underwear walking around with a microphole ship. I guarantee you fucking
get out of bed. Fine, then you're naked walking around. You should
yaked. You would fucking naked, right, Yeah? That would? Am
I cranking this and the mic and or a comb I hold a mic and
he is a real mic mikes standing a speaker, so he's blaring out his
house. So people are going, what funny. It's like, you know,
do you live anywhere near a valley? Billy Graham used to practice his
preaching like in like the valleys of North Carolina, and people right would yell
back at him. Yeah, ar'd you yesterday? Right, job, I'm
gonna get them. I lived by a Genesee river where everybody wants to throw
me in the rock tied to my neck. No, I don't have the
speaker on, but I do have a sheet and just trying to, you
know, go over it again so I don't forget it. Just it'll be
good, be professional, try to you know, fifteen seventeen minutes. That's
what I'm building towards, you know, an hour. All right, here's
the thing that I worry about. You're putting so much pressure on yourself.
I feel like that maybe I'm wrong, and I understand it, and I
know you're rehearsing it all the time, but you're so When I saw you,
uh at the funniest person in Rochester, which you lost this year because
you sucked, but they no, the twenty twenty two you don't laugh at
them kidding. You were so good. You were so I never met you,
had never seen you, and it was so natural, and I'm like,
wow, I had practiced an awful lot, which you were. It
was smooth man and that, and you're right. I mean, I understand
it, and it's you don't do But I just think, like, you're
so funny off the cuff. You got a real You've got to trust your
instinct. Well that's what I made. Yes, maybe a little more audience
interaction and see where it goes and try to be funny off of that way.
But again, it's all stage time. It's funny because Danny sent me
something and won't play it. A little later from Billy Graham No from his
other boyfriend Kyle Brandt, and uh, I liked it. I liked it,
and but I thought, okay, I have some comments on that.
I have some thoughts on that on both sides. But then I thought it
Doug, I go. Doug would be somebody I didn't know, and I'd
be you know. But at the same time, I have I have theories.
We'll get to all that. But first, Chris and Sam from Project
Lean Nation and Canaan Daigua are here. That's who oh good, that's right,
Lean Nation. I thought he had strangers walking a training Doug. Doug
Hey got an audience, Doug, go ahead, try stuff it's a Project
Lean Nation, big Black Friday sale going on, and uh, you will
learn all about that and how you can probably eat healthy. Matter of fact,
I watched on Instagram Chris make a Thanksgiving shake. It kept you adding
more protein and more protein, and then he added the cranberry and he added
I watched it. I saw It's funny because my wife and I were actually
going to go there tomorrow or Friday. Actually seriously, yeah, yeah,
because I got problems. Well we got they got solutions for you. We'll
get to all that next. But first, Danny, Yes, I'm very
excited. Why is that, Billy? Because the Black Friday sale going on,
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Manscape, and they've now got the oil blade gets really close. Oh yeah,
I mean if you could grow it, they could shave it is.
That's what I'm saying we gotta give one away. We got a lot more
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and children of all ages in this time.
Keep your hands and feet inside the car till the rye comes to a
complete stop. It is almost Turkey Day, and we've got the biggest Turkey
of them all. The add roll of the Air. Williams, The Poindexter
Podcast, your favorite of mine from Downtown, Julie Brown, the Man,
the Myth, Mister Bill Moran. That's it. That's pretty good. That
bad job used to be a strip club, Djona Sam. You're not getting
out of here without an introduction, an introduction and introduction that could be justin
cameras. I apology. Did you make guest appearances on stage? You kid?
And of course I did for Chipping Whales. They're actually throwing money to
put my clothes back on. You start the A lot of songs are blinded
by the light. The women were like, where's the bathroom? I gotta
get out of here. Uh, well, Doug's gonna be doing comedy.
You have to go down to see. He's opening up for my camera at
comedy house and he'll be there. I take a picture. You gotta go.
Yeah, I never been last longer. Yeah, I only yeah one
of those. How much your tickets? Twelve dollars, twelve bar, twelve
dollars for a great show. Yeah yeah. Mike was one of the headliners
of the The twenty twenty two Funniest Person in Rochester. He came up afterwards
and did an hour set, which was really Oh was he? I don't
remember that? Do you do? You go up between shows and like drink
with everybody because it was a bar outside the club. No, no,
ok, try and drink in the first couple of times and like, no,
I get a he goes in the eye. I drink enough my life.
I'll drinking this week. I'll be with my family. So yeah,
all right, Project Lean Nation. You brought in Sam, you brought in
the We brought in your husband who was not here the last time, right,
And then I watched them on Instagram making this Why do you make the
faces? You actually drink that? Did? It? Just tasted like turkey
and gravy. Yeah, turkey gravy and you put some protein powder. Yeah,
well you look like he's very lean. I mean that you guys are
you know, Project Lean Nation? So you got to stick to the brand,
That's what I'm saying. It seemed to work. Greece's cup commercial the
Uh, well, what's going on with Project Leaning? Because I love that
this started in Brighton. I learned that the last time you were here,
Sam, and then uh, from there, you've expanded out. You're a
franchise e. Yes, yeah, and you have the Cannon Dagua store.
But then it's only been a year. It's been a year yes, some
day? Yeah, a year and two days. How's it going great?
Yeah, we have a good community out there. Yeah. He grew up
in Canada. I grew up in Phelips. So yeah, so you kind
of were your nervous starting out, like, I mean, that's that's a
big deal to go into. I mean I wasn't. I mean it's not
my first business venture. Okay, I mean I guess it was the most
leveraged I've button open a business. Gotcha? Outside of that, no,
was we already knew what you know? We need the product work, So
right, what bring it to someplace we already knew? Yeah? Are you
also a trainer? I used to be. I used to us to Jim
and Punfield. Okay, what was the gym Guns and buns? Billy Jim
must perform at flex Guns and Buns is way better. That's why I got
rid of it right here. Yeah, do an initial for guns and buns.
He's thinking some of my actors. I got a personal trainer this year.
It's big jacked up our schwartzing your guys, Like, mister Phelps,
what do you want to work on you? You want to build muscles,
you have to tone up, you want to lose weights? Hi, I'm
like, look, Arnold, all you got to do is tell me which
machine I have to use in here to get a woman in my bedroom.
He's like the A D M Perfect, Thank you, best workout ever.
I'd even break a sweat that was awesome too. Huh Is that in set
A ten? Two? Ten? To? What? No? Set to
ten? So if you do everything and sets A ten, I can't count
to ten? I count to twelve? Is in twelve pack? Twelve Jenny
Lights, thirty pack? Those are my sets. That's six pack? So
what are sets A ten? What's going on at a project Lee Nation?
I know Black Friday is a big deal for small business support local. Right
started local, Let's stick keep it local. So we're doing a couple of
different things for our one year. We did like the top or the first
ten people that signed up in store, got a free container of protein,
and then if you buy four meals you get a free pack lean sheets our
crackballs, and then you know, explain what these are, clean sheets,
peanut butter, eminem protein balls. Yeah, maybe I shouldn't say it like
that, but natural peanut butter. Honey, you this in your mouth,
and it'll stop this wonderful, heavenly thing in your mouth and just start yummy,
yummy, good freshness. When I walked, I saw somebody turning tricks
for those earlier, like, wow, we're in Fairport, there's no tricks
to be had. So you sign up in store? Yes, okay,
So what are your hours on Friday? Normal hours eight to four to four
and then nine to three Saturdays on Saturday at your store. And it's called
Peon. Yeah, it's the one in Canandigua. Yeah, okay, so
it's between Ryan's linquer and sign me up A right, Okay, it's a
healthy option exactly. I go to church. It's between the A and the
GA. Gambling problem yet? Do I take the rams this week? I'm
sorry? All right? So what about online? Is there any online deals?
There's all going to be in store. Yeah, online deals if people
sign up this weekend, they will get one hundred dollars off their actual subscription
order. Okay, twenty bucks off for the first time off jamail it out.
No, we used to, but because the company has grown so much,
we're trying to get people in store. Sure, we want to get
to know you and see your beautiful scruffy face. Yes, yeah, relationships
first, Yeah, that's the relationship. So I telling my wife we're going
to Canaday. We're not the one and bright. We're gonna going win the
candle. The bright one's good too, but you will Yeah, that's where
you guys are at, right, and then you can win there. I
mean you'll work with people, right. Yeah, So we set you down,
we do a consultation. We put you on our imbody scanner. It
tells you your weight, how much muscle you have. Your body is a
biometric scanner. Yeah, you don't share that with my wife. Dude.
That wait, your friend not want his wife to We're beyond the friend thing.
I think we all know who the friend is. Okay, and the
honeymoon. So Bill and I had an event we went to and I actually
had to I actually tried out in one of my suits. I'm like,
oh my gosh, I've actually blown out my second wedding suit and I had
to go back to the first wedding suit to wear and it fit. I'm
like, oh my gosh, and I was gonna give this thing away.
No, it fits perfectly. Now that's not good. So my friend is
me he needs help. You can say it with curs or myself up to
you. So then they have hippolawus. You still thought of the hippolaue you
want right? No, no, no, they laugh at you behind your
back. Look at this guy, get on the scale. That's hippa,
not hippo. Thanks Fitty Paul. You know I appreciate that. Come on,
I'll see you how to do it. Let's go to you. I
love the hippos. Well, that has to be something where do people get
a little self conscious and embarrassed and st We'll cover the screen up like you
know. The famous line is I'll probably go home and slip my wrists,
and I'm like, please don't do that, like wrist lose. A few
start at my help. They stop at the liquor store. I've got.
I try to like educate people that it's like obviously at home, people only
have a scale, so like they get infatuated with a number, but there's
so many factors that go into that number. Where this biometric scanner will break
down your muscle mass, your water weight, your fat mass, all of
that, so then we can really figure out they do things like your visceral
fat, visceral fat vista. Yeah, the visceral fats the brown stuff and
it clings to your organs and that's really the stuff that slows down your metabolism.
Yeah, you can learn. Wow, do you have a LiPo suction
machine there? Straw right into the custard machine? Yeah, Dan comes vibe,
puts it in your ass and then start sucking. Don't tell me with
a good time and it's still open. Twist like that'll be uh So I'm
glad this is because the year for a business is usually the marker, right,
I mean that that's where you go. Okay, So it's pretty cool
to like see our numbers when we first open and compare them to now and
it's it's grown a lot. I mean it's not the globe, but I
guess since a year ago, like we were already delivering food as it was,
we were, yeah, personally delivering all of our subscriptions, and like
we've doubled since then. So what is your day like? Yeah, because
you're saying, like, delivered, I wake up, I rolled over ago.
You're the greatest thing ever your old day when you started out? How
long were the days? What were you doing? Like, we only delivered
on Saturday or Sunday. Okay, so we would only deliver just our subscription
orders, so this would be a minimum of twelve meals, so be twelve
eighteen? Do you make all these though? No? Absolutely? Okay,
so you're cooking through the day too. Well, no, there's a production
facility okay, personally in Henrietta, So it's off of Jefferson. So what
we went from twenty two hundred the production makes forty Yeah, they used to
make twenty thousand a week now for all of our stories nationwide. Oh wow,
how many stories do you have? There's twenty four active. There'll be
thirty three by the end of January four in New York. Yeah, okay,
so what was your You're give me the day, like, is it
seven days a week? It had to be so like now it is like
before, like it was only when we were delivering food. So we'dn't.
Like first we started, it was only Saturdays, so like our Saturday was
like I still owned a gym at the time. I would coach classes in
the morning. Yeah, I'd finish up like eleven eleven thirty, I drive
to Henriette, build up our vehicles, and we'd be out delivered for the
rest of the day. The first week that we ever delivered, we had
ninety eight boxes, and between the two of us, it was a long
day. I didn't get done to almost ten o'clock at night, and then
I ended up taking some of them home and delivered them on Sunday. And
then we had to rope my mom into helping us because we thought that our
store would be open in June of twenty two, and it was pushback,
pushback, and so then we were personally delivering from Maya because of construction.
Yeah, they found asbestos in our space. It's an old plaza, so
the state had to come in and that just took the schedule of all the
contractors, everything and just scattered. I don't understand the asbestos loss. It's
because if you did it, if you were going to do your own work,
you can throw in a bag and just put it out on the corner
and gives very little water on it and nobody knows it was there. Right,
But if they do it, yes, well, the only thing they
want to do is not make an airborne So that's why you wet it in.
Yeah, they build ton and this. I had asbestos in my compound.
We I sprung a leak to a fill line in the toilet in the
house built in nineteen sixty two or sixty three. So I'm cutting along.
Of course it starts dripping on the furniture, but on the other side of
the room because it's running down the beam. So I'm cutting through the ceiling
and I remember my wife at the time, going, there could be asbestos.
I go, it's wet. It's wet. It's not going to go
airborne. But then they come in the state. You've got to hire somebody,
and I feel like it's a giant I don't know, racket. Yeah,
I mean, I understand, Look, no one, I don't want
anybody to get sick. This stuff is making people sick. Let's not let's
let's do the right thing. But the fact that he or I or you
guys could do it in your own home and put it in a bag and
not tell anybody and have it at the corner for your garbage pickup. You
know what I'm saying. You're like, that's not snow, it's not fun
bags. But the guys said, exactly, it's not now. The guys
that did my house were great. I mean, it was all tunneled off.
You couldn't do anything, you know, But and then we had to
move out of the house for a little while. Yeah, when you come
to the plaza tomorrow, it looks like a hazmat scene in one of the
spaces, like probably like a cornerway down the plaza and they're doing and they're
removing it right now in another spot, wearing like yellow suits. Like I'm
breaking bad. They don't even wear suit. They don't wear they don't wear
anything, That's what I'm saying. Like sometimes they don't even wear masks.
These guys. Right now, some guys come in and they look like they're
doing a specially to wear the whole it's not even a hashmat suit. It's
more like a jumpsuit. But it's it's got respirators built in, you got
it, That's what it is. I couldn't think of the word that ti.
I used to have two suits because I would go up and do all
the insulation in my attic and you get all itchy and stuff. So I
get some tie x suits. You put the tie x suit on and you
lay on there. It wouldn't matter. Yeah. Yeah. My dad owns
a heating an ac business and he used to mix asbestos and unfortunately it wrecked
his lungs. Because as a kid back then, they would just paint it.
Nobody cares. Nobody cared. But now to give well, now we
know, and that's the thing. And like I'm saying, I want to
see anybody sick, and I want to see what happened, you know,
to your dad. But at the same it's a hot mess on our plaza.
Let's have the fucking rules be the rules. Either it's a huge deal
or it's somewhere in between. When we were told that if it's under a
certain square footage, we didn't have to report it to the state, but
if it's over a certain square footage, and I was like, you guys,
fucking you made it over the square footage, damn it. Come on,
man. Yeah, it's like it's like that. One year, everybody's
got COVID, not the flu covid. Everybody still has COVID's remember you get
It's like, oh, bra, you get covid, you get covid.
All right, well, it's all taking care of the store. Is healthy.
Come on in and take advantage of the Black Friday sales going on?
Uh when starting? When Friday? Starting Friday? So well no, no,
you like Friday Friday. Some people's looking. Amazon is running a pre
Black Friday deal. I saw a lot of pre black stuff. Now,
I don't mean it like that. Geez, everybody's so sad that it's not
white and gray. Yeah, it's like a pre black sale. But Doug's
Google, we got our gang. I'm not saying anything. Oh, you
were making fun of my questioned about the Friday. I didn't know if they
were going to start on Wednesday. Sometimes people know we're starting to day.
The online I believe starts tomorrow. Oh look at that dog good thing.
I ad that's nationwide. Like that was sent out to like sixty seven thousand
people. They can take advantage of it. You can also cite like lock
in. So if let's say you don't start till January, yep, you
can walk in now and not get a box till. But if people only
want like a handful of meals like ins door we're doing, you get four
meals, you get a pack of those protein balls for free. By six,
you get protein balls and a shape. I have jerk chicken hates.
Go down there and find your balls. Buddy, get a meal in your
ball. I plan on it. I got his wife. I found him
that was always like she would. So if I were to just go buy
a meal, which one do you have? Danny's got the turkey enchilada.
Okay, our most popular. I've got the jerk chicken with uh that's been
on rice. Yeah, that's been on the menu for years. Did you
have another one? Yeah, I put it in. I threw it in
the freezer. Backyard barbecue chicken. We didyard barbecue chicken. So you've got
a lot of variety too. So there's twenty four recipes. Hey, any
healthy should still taste Gooduck it tastes delicious. I know, I've actually this
might taste delicious. That wopper at Burger King waiting for me, definitely,
I'm all on the fitness whoppera in my mouth. You know what's funny is
I remember Brian Gianta sitting down and he was talking about, like, we
don't realize what we do with food in terms of kind of how it really
poisons us. And he goes, I watched my kids go to the pantry
and get a sleeve of oreos. And he goes, I have to bite
my tongue and go, you have no idea what you're doing to yourself.
My mom and his mom are really bad at spoiling our kid. Yeah,
so is it tough? It's tough? Do you have to like? I
don't know who to like? I mean, I yell at my mom,
but I can't yell at his Oh you guys spoiled a little bit, right,
you know? Oh yeah, but growing up in my house, it
was like Twizzlers and popped tarts, yeah Captain crunch for breakfast. And my
parents really didn't know any better, you know. It's like they gave us
breakfast that was really like dessert. Oh not my parents, You have puffed
rice and eggs for breakfast. Puffed rice was like the cereal like, oh,
oh right, you're poisoned. Yeah no, no, but it was.
I was. That's why I'm only five nine, I'm five six.
What are you trying to say, Well, as a kid, that's no
joke. That's where I grew up on. That's any of my cousins.
We'll take a moment. I got some Thanksgiving stuff and actually, since can
you guys stay for a little bit? All right, stay because I want
to play this Kyle Brandt thing and just see how everybody agrees or disagree.
It's from NFL Network. He was on the Real World Chicago and he went
off about making friends as an adult. As an adult, I don't make
friends very well. No, no, I'm gonna tell you why. I
think most people don't. I'm well, I'm too honest. But older,
when you get older, you're you know what I mean. And I'm not
talking about being a kid or high school, eveing in college. Once you're
an adult, you got a job, you got responsibilities, you have a
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that's not kidding. I may have I may have done that in a past
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this guy'sbody. Right, it's a weekday. It's a week that that's a
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They did? That's awesome. She was the crowd and then I won
all the singing contests that were there too. Yeah. How many people were
entered. It was fifty bucks for free. I mean it was an easy
when I think these small towns that there's some real talent comes out of there
without a doubt. So my college degree is in his vocal performance? Is
it really? I went to fl CC for two years vocal performance. What
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South like. I mean, look, they're always looking for Yeah. Well
at the time, they were cutting budgets of art and music and I was
like, that's the worst is I mean it want to waste my time?
And yeah? So I sang it for w b E a bunch of times,
a bunch of concerts. I would open with the National anthem and stuff.
Oh you did, like get guitars and stares and things. Yeah.
John Spender found me in the bathroom one hear because the Josie Waverley got the
flu and I was peeing in the men's bathroom and he was like, Sam,
how many beers have you had? One? He goes, you're done
drinking? You got to sing, and I was like, ship God.
Remember Spender? Yeah, I love Spender. No, he was a yeah,
it was a very nice Do you remember well, you know Mikey Davis
then yeah, yeah, so Al de Porter he was snake Man and friends
with all. Oh yeah, I worked for Al for all. I worked
at Okay Wow, Sour Crown, Princess Haunted, Hay Rise. That's how
I got introduced. Yes, you must be playing the lattery. That woman
is more Phelps than Phelps. What game did we teach you the first time
we ever hung out? But darts? Put a quarter between your butt cheeks
and it's a cup across there. Oh, drop the cup you got to
walk over in. So all right, So have you ever been to We
used to do this many many years ago. I did afternoons at CMF and
I would do it from Jackasters and yeah, and we used. I got
in a lot of trouble around the Thanksgiving time because I had turkey bowling.
I brought frozen turkeys, set up bowling pins and you had to bowl with
the frozen turkey on the floor. Well, if some drug guy comes and
puts it right through the fucking plaster and it was just like it was like
a sun room. So it wasn't real drywall. I mean he just put
it and caved it. But then we used to do the thing where you
had somebody stand at one end of the room and you're at the other.
You put a plunger between your legs and then you got to go down with
the plunger and stick the toilet paper the plunger and walk back. I'm talking
to my dad, who lives in basically a retirement community in New Jersey,
and uh, He's like, yeah, they have one of these parties.
He goes, let me tell you something. They played the most disgusting game
I have ever seen in my life. It's the toilet It was the toilet
plunger game. And he goes, I wants to see two people pribically eighty
years old trying to get down. He goes, I was ready to vomit
in my own mouth. I'm watching these people going, this is disgusting.
What kind of game is this? He was like, he did twenty minutes
on how shitty the game is. I go, oh, yeah, I
used to play the goose. Yeah you're young, you're doing a ready,
fine, we're one hundred years old out here. I mean if they could
get pretty little, that's impressive. Yes, just getting it back up.
Yeah. The new game is you tie a hot dog around the girl's waist
or whatever, and the girls have to like swing the hot dog and try
to catch it in their mouth. Some of the like look up some of
the videos. It's hysterical. Wow, He's like, hot dogs are hanging
girls. Right, you'll find that. I've never seen anything like that in
my entire life. Ever, ever, ever, every weekend for her,
do you look a tickcock? You'll put it there. Twirl was one Hunting.
That's a good movie, all right, So even my dad at his
age, I don't Two Chicks, One Swaggle featuring saur Crowd ninety Nights Ginger
Lynn the Grumman edition is cool? Is that cool from stamps? That's terrible
and a feeling that's gonna be worked into the show. Well, it might
be if you show up, If you guys, you guys, go and
sit in the front row and see take the back five minutes. There's five
minutes star crowd, my German. I actually met a German girl the other
night. We were busting each other's ball, So very very bad her name
was Hella. Oh gosh, why can't I think of this woman's name?
Hillary? Hillary, No, Virginia, What the hell is your name?
Turn? Wait, this is a real person. This is you know,
it's not an imaginary a bit and I have to blow her up? Uh
ship? Oh Brenda, Brenda? Okay, I I won't give him now
it is Brenda? Really? Is she from Germany or just she's just got
German descent. She was out with some friends of mine. We're over Lachland
Sunday night, Yes, Sunday night. Fun girl. She was giving me
shot, I was giving her ship. We're just busting balls back and forth,
like Dougie, you met your match. I go, No, she
goes. If I come to the show and heckle you, I go,
I'll bury you. This is just this is just fun friends. It's he's
gonna run free game. This is not Yeah, this is not no Brenda,
So go ahead. No. I was gonna say, uh, well
see you've made and Brenda is a new friend. Yes, are you open
to making friends? Even? You know what, I've had this conversation with
my friends, young and old and long and short. You know, I
guess you never know when they're going to come into your life. I just
brought this, you know what. Brenda and I were talking about this at
we're at o'lachland's. It was an anniversary of a very close friend of hers
who had passed. It was her birthday. She was out with her brother
in law and she goes, I've known this is second grade and I said,
well, I know Mark from wind Jammers and Mark used to come in
there. Didn't really know, but somebody left a big Russian babushka hata.
They just come from the Bills game. Everybody's just warm, and they had
this hat. I put it on my hat and I started doing Rodney Dangerfield
in Russian accent. I know, wife cheats on me every time I come
home. Paris says, quick out the window. He's terrible. My wife
cheats on me. Last night she wanted to have sex and drive and took
me four hours to find out what car she was in. He's bad.
I call her on cell phone the other day. I said, Honey,
been thinking about last time we had sex. I get excited. She says,
who is this? So? Mark said, I reminded him of his
grandparents from the Ukraine. I had the same accent and boom, next thing,
you know, we're friends and you made some friends older, Yeah,
Danny. Mostly who you've been in your life stays in your life. Yeah,
pretty much. I mean I like making new friends. I like it's
always by coincidence, though it's never because I'm trying to force a relationship.
So I would assume you, guys, you own a gym or did you
know a lot of people and everybody wants to be your buddy if you own
the gym? Can you spot me? No? You friends? Here is
uh Kyle brad from uh what is this NFL network? NFL? No,
I know it's Morning Morning Football. That's there is charged tonight. Maybe I
grabbed the wrong thing, Danny, Oh terrible a former handcock. No,
he's not the Hancock woman where I'd have to hurt two year old child.
Fire. No, I had it, Danny. I'm so upset now I
put it in there and everything. Hang on a right, let me go
back, God, hang on, I'll have it. Do you have it?
The whole life? Whole life ruined me beginning it Burn mailed it to
me. I got I'll have it over. I was born, doctor said,
I did everything I could but he made it anyways, He's terrible.
I was born. My mother said, oh, look what a treasure.
My father said, good, let's go bury it. After doctor cut the
cord, he hung himself. I was ugly baby. My mother only breastfedraw.
Here's the preece, here's the piece for me. I have. I
have three friends, three close friends, my wife, and my two kids.
I don't want to make any more friends. I'm not interested in making
friends. I'm not interested in socializing. Listen, I come to work,
I have three friends. I have three friends at home. I have three
friends. I don't need to go Listen. I don't want to go to
the eighties party. Is an eighties party. Let me go get some cool
zeph Leppard T shirts. I don't want to play paddle. I don't want
to go out and call the sack with my vest and my yetty hat and
have like a lizard tongue ip A. I don't want to do any of
that stuff. Just leave me. I don't want to socialize. I don't
want to go out. I work very hard, I have strange hours.
I take care of my kids. I love my wife. That's it.
I'm at the point where I don't want to make friends. I got some
great friends across the country from like high school and college. You got them?
Yeah, I got it. Fine, I'm done. I'm retired from
making friends. I'm not coming back in the game. I'm on some nice,
amusing text chains, friends at work, friends at home. I don't
want to go out and do the ironic adult kickball. I don't want to
do it. I'm past it. I don't want to do it anymore.
So I love you, honey, and you're trying to make friends. And
we're in a new neighborhood and I'm like, I don't care. I don't
care if we move every single year. I'm not making friends. I'm done.
I'm a grump, I'm a jerk. I don't want to be friends
with you. I'm sorry. Like if I'm pretending, I'm pretending, if
I'm nice to you at some event, I don't want to be friends with
you. I'm pretending. I'm just and it's so lame. Don't believe me.
I just want to go home. I'm trying. I just want to
go home. All you want to just go I'm playing a game. It's
not genuine. Okay, go ahead, your cup is full. It was
a good kick save by saying you have three friends at the table time.
Now, I was thinking about this, if you're married and you have kids,
you don't mean a lot lot of people because you're so caught up and
everything you're doing, especially like you guys you own a business son acquaintance.
Well, see that's the thing. A lot of acquaintances. Yeah, a
lot of acquaintance of acquaintances. So I call them like bless friends, like
the friend that you show up at a kid's birthday party and you see him
and you sit and you talk. Be less friends, right, you do
a podcast with Yeah, but I was thinking I carried a poker table wondering
who the sucker is? You get figured out it's some people say a friend
is somebody you can you can't ask money for. Yeah, that way,
I mean, I guess you just know how close a friends. I've always
looked at it as like your family's gonna plan your funeral. Your friends will
show up for your funeral, your acquaintances will show up at the wake.
Yeah yeah, yeah, right, But I always I kind of related to
this. On the other hand, I go, I like meeting people like
I loved my neighborhood when I you know, when when the boys were little
and we would do different people's houses every Friday night, sometimes ours there,
Judge at Jamison. Judge and Jamison didn't be getting drunk. It was just
it was fun and you got to know them. But I never was really
hanging out because well I had to you guys are down for him. Well,
kids bring people together. Kids bring people together, but they're all neighborhoods
or they're in high school. Very surface. Though it's very surface, there's
not a lot of depth to that. I think a lot of cases it
depends on what you think they can do for you. Then you'll try to
be their friend. Well, I guess, so I come back like get
I mean grant this is like go and get one or two friends of this
like the movie like the town, like ben Affleck. Yes, and it's
like I can't tell you what we gotta do. We're going to hurt some
people. Yeah, And he's like, whose car are we taking? Right?
I got one of those friends? Yeah? Right? And that's like
a best friend. Yeah yeah, that's a rider die friend where it's like
you don't talk to you have like I have one really good friend that we
grew up together in high school and then we lost touch for a little while,
but then when we reconnected, it was like we never like time never.
Yes, right, you're able to pick up pick up right where you
left off. That's how I think that. I also wonder as people get
older, right, and then the kids are gone, and let's say you
move or you lose a spouse, I wonder if that's when you start making
friends again. Because when you're in the middle kind of here of life and
you're running around and you've got your business and you've got your kids and you've
got you know, you're not meeting a lot of people unless you're Doug and
you're super outgoing and super friendly and extroverted. But like I was thinking,
this made me think of you, because I'm like, I didn't know Doug
from anything, right, and I've gotten to know Doug. I'm glad I
did, but but I haven't hung out on Tuesday nights sometimes when he's at
the comedy But like you and I work together and we hung out and you
know, and then I I called you back up when this was going on
seven years later, see time time just well closer. We got a little
you know, absolutely, But I think it's just I feel like that's what
he's saying. Many years ago, I was like that, I didn't want
to. I can understand where he he's coming from. I can totally understand
where he's coming from. But I think when you're he's he's in a position
where he's kind of famous. So now he's got to be a little bit
more guarded than than you or I. But because people are like, Hey,
I'm friends with Cayle from the NFL. Hey, Kyle, could you
get me some bears? Dis what's that resources? Right? Right, exactactly,
And that's what he's trying to be. And nobody wants me for nothing,
maybe to move a couch or something like that truck, I don't get
every buddy, is there anything like that? Can everybow ten? Can you
move the couch? Hey? What's your deviled egg recipe? That's about some
people use me. My friend count dropped in half when I got rid of
my truck. Yeah, because man, if you got a truck, Hey,
Dan, you got a truck? Yeah you me, I do,
but it's in the shop, and that's and you're right owning a business.
People people have like so my dad owns the archery shop. I've watched this
my whole life. They try to nickel and dime them. Hey buddy,
can you help me out whatever? And then I'm a very trusting person,
so I want to trust you. But then you burn that bridge. You
can fuck right off. You try to hurt me or my family or my
business, We're done. But I've seen people circle around within my business and
I have to learn to put up that wall to be like, okay,
are you just trying to get something from me? Like I'm here to help.
I want to help people. I want to help people lose weight.
I want to make better life choices. But it's like how far are you
trying to? It goes what do you want? Truly care about you.
They're not going to come in asking for a discount. Yeah, they want
to see you succeed, so they're actually going to support you, not were
like for me, like when I owned a gym, it would be hackled
and nickel and dimed on price. And it's like, well you think like
these fucking lights cross something, ye like I can't do this for nothing?
And where now I'm like, Nope, this is price, that's what it
is. You're telling meals nine ninety nine. Yep, that's what the wall
see. You have to and it almost sounds like make me tap the wall
the runup kitchen, but it sounds like you're you're you know when you say
it that way, so's you got to take the feeling out of it,
not you, but they do. Yeah, And that's the problem. We
had people like this one girl particularly who came to the gym and she was
like, you know, looked at us a friend, like we had a
falling out in the stent. And then she comes back she's like, like,
times are tough a cent. I'm like, so that's my problem now,
yeah, that I have to take less profit to run this place.
That's why I relate to them. I go, yeah, I know me
too. Yeah, yeah, I'm having troubles when you ran the gym we
pray for. When you owned the gym, were you can I ask this
question? Were you a single guy when I started it? When you started
the gym? Okay, well back then, I'm going to ask you,
honestly, did you get some women that would try to think that they could
get a discount date you? Do you understand what I'm saying? And I'm
not trying. I don't want to make you. We'll take a conversation,
look at it for a discount, Like yeah, I mean, or would
they get you to try to train them or work with them? That could
be the buns of your guns. Chris is a very naive like naive,
he's a charmer. And I see it like when when I was pregnant,
I'd be like, hey, let's go out have a couple of drinks because
I want your pregnant anymore. So I would sit across the bar and I'd
be like, make him drink. I want to see who tries to take
him home. I was like rent a husband. Wait, wait, wait
wait, I love that stuff. I love like we were at a party
a couple like your weird turn on, isn't it. No, it's fun
to see him your fe fake fake she likes knowing that other way and are
interested in what she's got. It makes him hotter to her. But it's
just like I know he's coming home with me, but have some fun.
Yeah, but I would make money off of that. Used to be like
it used to be in sales, and like it'd set up like you know,
like do some type of like business deal or whatever, and these girls
be like, I thought we're just getting coffee, Like, no, we're
a fun Oh. They forgot their wallet one time, and it's like I'm
like great, I'm like this is what I'm like, this doesn't work,
Like what what? Who forgot their wallet? Oh? This girt he was
having coffee with a girl and they're like, oh, I'm like I made
him like meet me out in chili, lived in so I made it completely
not like even remotely close and whatnot and like convenient, and I'm like get
there and like, oh I forgot my wallet. I'm like the fuck you
did. It was when he was in sale, so he was like meeting
somebody. They thought it was a date. They thought it was like,
no, you buy your own coffee. Well, it's hard to be a
good looking guy. Who the gym, you know. Well, I'm not
glad you can say that again. The stories I am unfortunately everybody remember their
I have to use the bathroom. Excuse me? Yeah, they never come
back. No. But my brother and sister in law they live in Delaware
and my brother's a physical therapists, very well off for himself, and a
lot of their friends are very wealthy and they live in a call to Sack,
so they bounce from house to house on Halloween, Like we were there
for Halloween and it was cool, it was fun. I would not want
to do that every weekend. I mean, we have one, we have
one day off a week with our son, and our son is three.
I don't want to miss these moments. Yes, he can be such an
asshole. And there's days where I try selling him on Facebook. No,
I'm like, free toddler, take him, wow, free husband, free
free toddler. Hey go to the bar, get two for one. But
it's we just want to be home. You know what. I don't want
to meet people. You know, this should actually really work out well for
me, because if you're the bar and a girl hits on you, and
then you're across the bar, I gotta go up to the hot you're go
and be like, hey, you're all horned up for this guy. He's
married. I'm not on the stunt cock. She'd probably be like, no,
I like this one here. That's short of man, the stunt,
the bait and switch, like you outgrow certain people. Of course, yes,
you're right. I found like like my quote unquote who I would consider
a friend. Like, yes, I've got people that I went, you
know, I grew up with reluctantly. Some of them still call my friends
like one I truly do. But then from there, like I need I
meet other people that are going to bring different value to life when it comes
to like if it's business or relationships or whatever, or some of them,
like you bring me zero value. So why am I going to be friends
with you? Like I still love you if I see you, Hey,
great to see you whatever, Like I guess like that, but I'm gonna
be well, I'm not being disingenuous. What you're saying is also a great
thing because you know the podcast, I was in radio for thirty years,
and then start the podcast and it'll be a year December fifth, not much
after you guys, right, And I think that the one thing that I
always thought and I and you should think about it with all relationships is exactly
what you just said, what value can I give you? And you know,
when they look at businesses starting up, and you've got guys who are
just capital investment guys, they lose on eighty percent because whoever they're investing in
is just after the money, not after whatever the product is it's about adding
value to people's lives, and you should always be looking to do that,
and that's where you really make some real strong friendships and things. You know.
And I don't know, I've never been a very trusting person with some
people. I've always that's good though I trust people too easy. He doesn't
trust people. It's just like one of these words, you know. I
used to be like, hey, Bill, what do you mean by that?
He looked at me? Why? I just think like sometimes I was
never I don't know. I always felt like there was some kind of you
know, radio kind of thing. You were a celebrity. You're a celebrity,
a certain celebrity, yeah, celebrity. But the guy, I think
he's very mad at me. No, I think he is. I wrote
an article about him and I made fun of him for calling me twice to
tell me that the guy that was on the show before I was last you
had him on the phone. Yes, yes, okay. And he called
me twice to let me know that Kevin Harvick and his wife bought the mansion
from Talladega Knights left me a voicemail and then an hour later called back and
he still didn't answer, and I didn't. It's a great friend. Then
I listened and called back, and he goes, you know, like he
called twice, some big news. Wait for me to call you back over
this like i'd be you know, at first, i go if it was
something with a family member, I'm like, oh, man, let me
give you a call. Right, we got a call once. It's no
lie, I'm not gonna say who it was. We had a friend of
ours die and instead of calling the family, the first person they called it
was Bill. They hadn't even taken the track out of the guy's throats yet,
and they're like, yeah, he's dead. You said no that,
don't remove that. The doctor's gonna pull that out. While they're at the
phone with Bill. Yeah, and another friend of ours goes, the first
person you've called the radio DJ. Now college mother, you know Colline brother,
you know college out of the brother you called the Randy that's selling sound
died. Okay, that is true. Yeah, yeah, and I missed
that dude. He was awesome. All right, we'll take a we'll take
a moment when we come back. I got something to run by, Doug.
If this ever happened on a you hitting on a woman at a bar.
Oh I heard that this happened, and Sam, if you guys can
stay for a one more segment, I gotta run this bike. I'd love
to get your taken on it. Yes, I thought this was interesting.
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band. Who is this Black Close? I'm just as jealous again. I
always loved the Black Crows. They were very much like the Stones, who
were going back on tour, and you know what, they're not pulling any
punches this year. They got a Black Crows Friday. What's the song Jealous
again? Jealous again? Yeah, it's funny. The two brothers, Chris
Robinson and his brother they didn't get along like ever. Right, that was
a while. Yeah, i'll give you a quick story in the second.
But the uh, the Stones, I was these guys sort of a derivative
of the Stones. I always and that's why I really like him when he
came out in the late eighties early nineties. Stones are going on tour this
year. They're eighty. They'll both be eighty, micking Keith and it's sponsored
by Grandma going to the cancer pay Mcgroupie Parker fifty four. That's eighteen fifty
four, sponsored by the AARP, And if you're an AARP member, you
get early access to tickets. It's like getting on a plane early. Yeah.
But here's the fucking thing. I can join AA part AARP. I'm
fifty two. I thought, what's what's the age fifty four is? I
think it's fifty. It's fifty. You saved all of my dad's ARP things.
He would, Yeah, I don't want it. I don't and like
I don't want to do. I don't feel like I'm fifty two year old.
I don't want to act that way. Get the benefits. If i'd
get early access to Stowes tickets. What's the closest crowd right now? He's
getting early access to Kidney Stones rolling Foxboro. I think Cleveland might be Cleveland,
and probably Toronto. Yeah, they likes to go away somewhere. Yeah.
Usually years ago they did a really cool thing where they played a small
club, a theater, and then a stadium in the same city. So
they would do Yeah. I would love to see them in a small club
to me as a as a blues band, Yeah, that would be pretty
awesome. Doug has been trying to go out and get on the dating.
He came in here last time. He's very very upset, very upset.
She might be listening was I was upset as an ac DC song called shutdown
in Flames, I had lighter fluid on me. Speaking of ac DC,
we just introduced one of our employees to the I've Got Big Ball song.
Really, my dad used to play it for us all the time as kids.
My balls are always employee who had never heard that girl guy is a
guy. I'm the only chick that works there. Come on, geez wow,
I had never heard. Must be fun around the water cooler. Just
spit balling here Chris, how long he has been married? Three years?
For you? A lot of work, lot of fun. There we go,
come one Nuggie day and here she comes Chillman, one, two,
three a c DC songs all live front Center, making you harder than Chinese
Ruth. But take all the way from South Stuly York, the sweet sweet
ass yourself, Sam, I'm across society. This is your favorite band?
It is? Yeah, DC's his favorite band. Yeah, that's what I
work out, So it's a cy DC. Yeah, so I heard it's
so funny about that. When I work out I have the ac DC,
I usually start believing there's not a scratch on that album. I don't take
the album to the gym. Knuck alad, I have a walkman, that's
how long it's been sitting that skip technology. Yeah, I went to the
gym. They started me on balloons. So somebody said that they know a
woman who she goes out. She'll go out by herself and sit at a
bar like Sam, watch her husband get hit him no, and sits there
and if a guy comes up and says, may I buy you a drink
or starts to chat with her, she'll say no, but I'm hungry.
No, but I could eat. No, but I could eat. And
he ends up buying her a meal or or a shareable or whatever, and
I went, huh, that's kind of she feels a little forward. But
I could see if the conversation's going well, and you know you're gonna buy
me a drink and but I'm hungry, what would you do? I wouldn't.
What are you hungry for? I mean that's what I would say.
You know, you know, is she gonna say a lobster tailor? Do
you want to share an appetizer? Yeah, I wouldn't find some food.
I wouldn't mind some food. I mean that would be weird. Man.
I don't know what I would I don't think i've ever heard that one.
No, I never have either. I wouldn't. Yeah, I wouldn't do
that. You wouldn't do that? No, I mean I love food,
but I wouldn't ask the guy to buy meat dinner. I think I'd be
out. I'd be like, yeah, you're more commitment. There's a lot
more commitment. Yeah, because at least a drink, I can you know
you gotta pay for it after right, most you're gonna get his top show.
I mean grey goose for a fifteen dollars drink. She might order a
you know, double lapster tail in prime reb and then you're up to forty
five dollars. You're like, we're not doing that. If it's at a
bar, you're probably getting like I don't know, if you at a bar,
it could be a shop, could be out back, it could be
chicken fingers. You never could be. Bar. Is a wide range of
just give you a wide range. You go to Las Vegas, there's different
girls hanging out of different casinos. You have your circus circus girls that are
kind of itching a scratchy, and then you go to the Blagio and you
got the blonde bombshell. I mean, ye, that's same way. So
depending on what bar she goes too, that's true. Yeah, you know,
or where you know, Applebee's. You were sitting at bunt Connery's down
here right over here, and we got to go out there some night.
Oh I'd love to take it all right, the brow here that was Saturday
night that I don't know. Don't drink and drive kids. Is that worth
it? Dude? It is not. No. No, I stopped trying
to pick up women at bars. I to pick up women. Now I
go to my local dollar store because I figure we're on the same budget.
Something's got to happen, and they cruise up and down the aisles. There
was a woman in Binghamton who just got busted day. I don't think you
were here forty one thousand. Oh yeah, yeah, I said. There
was like an auto loan. She had to pay it back over like over
forty one thousand dollars she stole she thought she could win it back. She
stole it because she had a gambling problem. In Binghamton, the dollar was
the Dollar General or the Dollar General, so she stole it from Dollar General.
She she was a manager there. Every time they made forty one thousand,
she just put it in her bank account, not their bank account,
and then tried to gamble and win it all back and lost everything. And
now I just four and a half years to pay the forty three thousand dollars
back. Would you like a carloan? Exactly? You know. It's like,
so now anybody's managing a family dollar or dollars dollars, maybe I could,
hmm, okay take it a little loan from myself. So what are
you guys going to do for Thanksgiving? Then when do you do you?
Is there a cheat day? Do you get to cheat a little bit?
Or do you or is that smoothie going to be served to everybody? That
smoothing everybody the retirement home favorite Chris stretch behind me? But is there is
do you give yourselves a day? Yeah? Right, you're so So we're
on a program right now. It's called seventy five hard, chut your mouth.
It's got I hope I can get a heart at seventy five, barely
get it hard at fifty three. They make blue pills for that. Right,
well, I can't afford that. I got tongue to pressors and duct
taper. She gets. Yeah, So it's it's seventy five days of no
cheat meals, no alcohol, You have to do two workouts. One workout
has to be done outside. You have to take a progress picture, read
ten pages of a non fictional book, and for fun. His name is
Andy Friscilla. He owns the supplement company that we sell through our stores first
form, and he had a bet with all of his friends that and it
was exactly seventy five days, and that's how it started. He just had
a bet that he had to lose a certain amount of weight. This is
how we did it, and just turned into a mental toughness challenge condition.
So what you had to read? What? So we read like some type
of book like that. Wait a minute, I'm sorry. So seventy five
days, you're not going to do it. Five hours, you're not going
to do it. I might stop it. Vern calories thinking about it,
right, it was no booze, no booze, no cheat meals, no
sugar, no sugar. Yeah, two workouts. I bet you felt great
after that. Yeah, we feel I mean I enjoy having a glass of
wine here and there. Now I like get super hungover if I have a
glass because the sugar. Next day, so the sugar, the sugar.
Okay, so I did I told you the last time that you were in
I did one of those dyets and it was really for people with diabetes and
it was lose thirty thirty pounds and forty days that kind of thing, and
I lost a lot of weight. Everybody started saying to me, you need
to eat a sandwich. Gonna eat now. They didn't have you working out
during this time, your toileres solo. You were eating five hundred calories a
day. How bad is that terrible? It's terrible, terrible. So I
bet for the body and everything. Yeah, so if I were to lay
down all day and not do anything, I burn seventeen hundred calories. You're
cool, You're going to be the same. But it's like you have to
eat that in order to survive, so you'll get migrants. I lose all
this and I go out with a bunch of people and I come home and
I'm like, you know what, they're right, they're right, And it
was I just ended the diet. So I dipped strawberries in peanut butter,
thinking it was sort of healthy. Well it wasn't great peanut butter. It
was you know, all the shit that it was top there. I woke
up the next day, Sam, I had big lines in my face,
sheep marks, dehydrated, and my mom was there to help with the kids
because my wife at the time was out of town. And I remember,
she's going, are you hungover? Did you drink? I go no,
it was from eating, and there was just the introduction of sugar back into
the body when you didn't have it. So I got severe migraines out of
high school. When I stopped eating and had my anorexia and eating disorder,
and then when I started eating too much sugar, then my migraines started again,
so I knew that I had to clean it up. But so we're
in phase one right now, so you do seventy five days and then so
he turned it into a live hard program, so it's a full year program.
Full year people do this for So you do phase one and then there's
it's not a full you're taking break. I'm just hoping that they give you.
It gives me more years on the planet, so I can really fuck
those years up because I'm just here live hard. Yeah, So then you
do thirty days at face right, I'm gonna have this great year of doing
nothing, so I'm gonna have fun when I'm eighty nine. The more you
do it, the longer you live. Oh great, yeah, and make
no friends. Apparently like minded people come on, right, So are you
doing the full year? Yeah you are, Well, I just finished phase
one today, so you fin that. So you're done seventy five four different
phases. It's only it's less than half a year if you yeah, like
you have to take a certain amount of time off, and again it's more
it's not. But people are like, oh, like it's not healthy because
you know, you have to drink it's a gale and of water we can
get Like how many? Is that? Okay? So I have an app
that I been doing intermittent fasting and stuff through. They have you drink one
hundred and thirty ounces of water a day, which is over a gown.
And I actually didn't know how many were in a gallon. But I've been
drinking by the sixteen to nine, right, they got this other app called
Google. I didn't even think about it or this bitch right here, Siri,
Hey, Siri? How many? How many? I just figured they
brought it up by ask I'd probably just drink a gal let's see what he's
gonna start carrying around. No, no, I just I knew a drinking
mechanica. I did. You did? Yeah with bodybuilding time, like that
was the cool thing to do. You're a bodybuilding you get a carry on
a gown? Shut up. I just watched Pumping Eye in the other day,
great movie. Yeah, yes, they were you gotta get the pump
because's like I gotta get the pump, like I'm coming, So I'm coming
in the gym. And I'm fantastic great, So I said, Hi.
Tell his father, I said hi, And I'm going to spank him when
we go to South Africa for the most Olympia contest because I'm the best that
it. Yeah, exactly, it's a good inspiration. There's some inspiring movies
part of this though, This this competition though, And whatever you're doing,
do you have to like is there certain like fragrances and soaps and deodorance that
you can't use? Does that contribute to that? The problem that was when
I did my diet, I yeah, I had to change the odorance every
they wanted, no aluminum they wanted. I went. I just recently switched
to aluminum free, just because it's better for the That's what I've done too,
because actually I found an appy actually called think Dirty. Right, it
sounds ridiculous, but if you look it up, no, it sounds fucking
awesome. What could it be? Well, you look nurse dirty. You
look up the stuff that you used to shave, deodor it so and it
rates it on a scale of zero to ten how dangerous it is. And
I found out that half the stuff I'm using it's like an or and nine
like I'm killing myself with like shaving cream and divert. Yeah. I don't
know. I don't mean is that really is that a buffal line or below
the line ship? I mean, we get people. I got a guy
today, you know, hopefully doesn't listeners. He's like, yeah, I
try to eat plant bass and then you tell me about going to fucking Arby's.
Like, seriously, you're gonna you're gonna want to have a debate over
vegetables, but you're going to Arby's. So he's more worried about that.
It's probably other things you gotta worry about more. Of course, what shaving
creamer? Yeah, but it looks good, Danny, it looks good.
Yeah. Right, I appreciate that. I think my thirteen year old son
right, because my all three of my boys are in town, and my
thirteen year old was in here, and my twenty three year old son is
six seven. He's a big guy. He comes in and they're sitting across
from each other, and he hadn't shaved, and the guy he goes,
your chin looks like a lollipop that rolled around on the carpet just reminded me
of the past or a flavor saver. Jackson just has his little flavors and
then his thirteen year old brothers just starts ripping on it. That's amazing.
Looks like Beavis a buttet where they shaved when they cut their hair and then
they glued to their face to the damn smooth. All right, I have
a question because you said you worked in it was an emergency medicine. Yeah,
you worked on an ambulance for a long time. When I went into
the emergency room, there's oftentimes, Doug, be careful with this. We
have lady, she's a dream with me. Sam. I think that there
have there been, there are people sometimes and I hear different nurses say you
would be amazed what people stick in the rear end. And you want all
three stories of what I've had to deal with. Yes, because here's the
thing that I think people don't realize. Doug ready to take a note Shakespeare.
But Rome, that is one of them. Zucchini. That's an old
joke. No, that I actuallyucchini somebody. Yeah, I had. The
sphincter is a muscle and it'll suck something right up there right if you start
playing around. All right, I got four that I'll tell you about Okay,
the first Wait, wait, should we guess he's guy zucchini? I
don't know how to spells zucchini starts with the issue. Are any of them
guys got to spell it? Come here anymore? Don't fall asleep in this
room, gentleman, name the zucchini? Alright, three said? The only
is that the only fruit? Yes, only vegetable? Yes, only.
We're gonna have like three show me car to condom. Wait, I'm thinking
what else would somebody? What about? Uh, summer sausage? There's no
more food, no more food? Shampoo bottle is a good guess? Broomsticks?
Broomstick? Really a broken broomstick? Well, yeah, that was a
wife who was really mad at her husband. Wait, let me get the
ship. The husband did it at home to try something. She was at
work and had to call hit her too. No, they got into an
argument and she snapped a broomstick, and when he was bent over, she
shoved it up his dye. Ow did they stay married? I don't know.
I don't want to know. I don't want to know. At the
time we got that fight, yeah, he was transported ass up literally.
Yeah, I didn't talk about that. Thanks. Event So Bob, what's
nothing, floor's little dirty. Yeah, we gotta get to the home depot.
And uh, hey, Bob, how do you let her talk to
you that way? Yeah? Donut? Two more? All right, two
more. So we've got a broomstick, a zucchini. Uh, there's there's
an it's obvious vibrator. Yes, vibrators. It's a sex toy. That
makes sense. That was a guy too. That was a guy. That
was a guy. Young kid, young kid. Yeah, that was outside.
That was a good story. Brought him in his mother, his mother,
right, all right, friends, the mom didn't know why she was
bringing him in. So that room got real awkward, real fast. Oh
and one more, what's your insurance number? One? Tooth before? So
that is colon here, Billy turned down the air. That kid, it's
very funny. Remote control, it was, hey, you want to stick
that up your ass again? Kid, let's got mom. It was a
remote and it was a remote, but it was it was bluetooth, and
so he forgot the remote at home and by so it was still gone.
Grandpa was trying to turn open up the shaking in the doctor's office, bleeding
out his achis, try to get the he was not going up. So
that kid, he he was with his mom and it was he was a
nice kid. I felt bad. He was really super embarrassed and he was
twenty two. Twenty two, that's all enough. So we rolled him to
the side and we were we were doing a rectal exam and the PA just
started. We couldn't help but laugh, like it was fucking hysterical. And
because the bed, I was like, is somebody's phone going up? I
was like, oh, too soon because the it was vibrating the bed and
this kid was like, uh, he was shaking and he didn't know what
he is. He was experimenting on himself. Yeah, and it had like
a finger hook. Yeah, So like we x rayed him. We have
to x ray everybody and uh sh it's still damnit sex race never get they
had a ring on it and he just it slips muscles. I'm telling you
not that I know. And the fourth one was a kitchen whisk a kitchen
whoa talking about beating up? Now that one I can see, don't ask
you watch well making my deviled eggs are like, yeah, yeah, let's
try that. It wasn't the handle first, it was the whisking. The
whisk yeah, just just just whizz whizz. No, that could be somebody
who had a hemorrhoid and just really could reach the Oh my god. Yeah
wow. And the cucumber with a zucchini cucumber was an old man. He
was super lone. His wife just died. And that's where I grew that.
They grew the zucchini together. It was some of the last nobody else
to use a strap on ITIM. So he's like, you know, my
wife Francis, Okay, what term? And Whoopsie to hear about throw off
pegged himself. Wow, I mean I worked in Albion, so I worked
in Orleans County. I told you that. And uh, just some of
the stuff like I had a guy on molly Butt naked in his front yard
like eating grass, like and he was a dog. I had a woman
having sex with her husband got caught in handcuffs, but then her leg got
caught in the headboard, like it was. There were some interesting things that
I saw. Wow, I would love to write a book. But yeah,
we had a girl she was yelling from her house. I think this
was a victor like a day and a half, and she was handcuffed to
her bed and heard somebody yelling, broke down her door. She's dressed in
Wonder Woman. The guy was dressed in a Superman knocked out concussion on the
floor. He got on the dresser, jumped off to and hit his head
on the ceiling, knocked himself out and knocked himself unconsciously. She had to
start yelling for somebody. Was like, Bob, Bob til Sherman. Well,
working at the strip club, I've heard a few. Yeah, yeah,
things up the butt. Well that was no, but I mean just
embarrassing moments getting caught. I mean stuff that women stick up their vagina.
Yeah, and like I'm like, okay, that's that's a you could easily
reach that. But they would just put shit and leave it just for shits
and giggles. No, that out like weeks later. Oh oh, drug
mules, drugs mules. I didn't meet sour dope read for a long time.
Oh, but sour crowd on the other hand, Fuck yeah. That's
the only thing I missed about working in the emergency room was just the stories
and stories that came in. But I mean they had to be stressful as
well. That job, no, because you're going to see people usually at
their worst moments. Yeah, it was. And working in a community hospital
that I knew a lot of people. It was hard at times. You
can get be kind of caring and you know it's gonna be okay. And
the drunks were my favorite. The drunks. Yeah, they asked you please
don't tell anybody, Please don't tell anybody. I mean the people that weren't
drunk, they didn't want to get their names. Oh yeah, yeah,
well, I mean that's hippa hippo. But dealing with people in those emotional
moments, and people's grandparents that I knew personally growing up. You got to
learn to shut the emotion off and just do your job and then you can
console the family later. But there was, like they said, the drunks
and the drug addicts, and it was it was fun. It was fun.
It was a good time. I got bit spit on. Oh yeah,
yeah, it sounds fantastic. I mean, don't look at me,
don't look at me. I've got some stories. I was one of the
classes. You were in general hospital. I was, well, I was
in the e R last week, right, and we could like to go
think it for being so cooperative. I go, yeah, why what's the
problem. Have you heard the lady across the hall put your ox that you
back on, We'll put on the mitch. No, no, we're putting
on the bench. The people were putting on the bench, the people with
dementia. Where's Jim? Where's Jim? And I would make one of my
employees call the phone and he would just talk to her for an hour because
she just like missed Jim. But they were fun too, because they were
funny. Well, sure, they're always beating new people. Exactly where did
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