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When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice, mix in some

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vodka in color. A podcast from
the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport

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and driven by Victor Chrysler Dods jeep
Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran

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Podcast Oil. Hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pod on, Thanks

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for telling a friend. That's how
we spread the word about the pirate ship.

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Radio, Billified or Bill Underscore pod or

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talk kinds of Yeah, social media. We're out there. Danny, We're

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out there. You're out there,
all right, Dougie Fresh, you are

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out there. I had the my
three sons in here earlier today. Olerank

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Curly. Yeah, we tried to
do a Chiff and Ernie Douglas a Thanksgiving

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podcast, but they I don't know
that they were too into it at all.

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No, Nah, they were.
One one had just gotten off a

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plane. He had worked on like
a late night shift, yeah, and

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got on a plane at about five
thirty this morning, so he's probably got

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normal to stretch out and he's so
he's like, but they were, they

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were good. It's it's very short. It's about twenty minutes and won't drop

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that on Thanksgiving. But other than
that, they've been I was telling Doug

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they haven't been together since last Christmas, and man Jamison loves to get under

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their skin. Oh yeah, oh
my god. It's like his favorite thing

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in the world. And right away
he's going on to his brother's like,

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hey, sell your car driving around
on a lego because I just get one

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of those rainbow stickers. Put it
on the path. There you go,

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Here we go, here, here
we go, Here we go. Run

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You still got to play referees dead
huh ah. I kept saying all the

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time. I kept saying all the
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well enough enough. I think I
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Jackson the most peaceful one of the
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But then I just tried to check
in on them. So Jackson's been

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napping over at his brother's dorm room
and the other guys were playing basketball,

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and the thirteen years all pissed off
because his brother beat him. He's going,

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yeah, you know, reaching in
I haven't had You can hear him

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like stop, stop stop. It's
the most aggressive one on one defense I've

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ever seen. Yeah, sorry,
Jamis, so I'm sorry he wasn't playing

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zone and not up for shut up, not up for shut up exactly exactly.

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So Doug's got big news. I
am very excited about this, Doug.

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I am excited for you. I
am excited for what's coming. Working

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on it? What do you mean
working on it? Well? Practicing right,

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good, practicing. You are already
there, It's already done. I

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got a practice, got a practice. So for those of you who didn't

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know, see on my Facebook.
I went to the Count Carlson Comedy Club

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last week with Chris English just to
check out what was going on there,

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and uh Mark asked me how much
time I have I can do fifteen minutes,

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So I'm going for Makipelito runs a
show. Yeah, the guy that

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runs a show, a big show. He is the ring master of the

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circus over there. So it's just
going to be me and uh mister Mike

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Danbro. So I guess instead of
hosting, they put on on a flyer

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that I'm featuring. Oh wow,
So instead of doing five to seven minutes,

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now I'm doing fifteen minutes. I
do on last fifteen minutes in bed

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you talk about being nervous. I
don't even know you last five minutes old.

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That includes four play in the drive
over to our house. It's all

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one hundred and fifty an hour.
Is that part of the rate on Uber?

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Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah,
I get the bonus, the five

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stone around the bonus. So I've
been working on new material a little bit.

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Yeah, because I got this great
cancer joke I wanted to Yeah.

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Yeah, and that's going to be
uh December seventh, eighth, and ninth,

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in the last like two weeks.
Five shows, yeah, two weeks

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yeah, yeah, two weeks from
Thursday. Well, yeah, that's that's

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tomorrow, day after Tomorrow, day
after, Yeah, Thursday is thanks weeks

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three days though. You're doing right? Yeah? Five shows, one on

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Thursday, two on Friday, two
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I had the microphone up in my
house walking around at the time and

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myself, what are you talking about? I'm getting in the mood. No,

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I love it. They play.
I want you to video it.

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You know what, be really really
and I'm not. I would laugh at

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this. I would mock you for
doing this. I'm just being honest.

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I would mock you but I do
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do you, like, just authentically
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film yourself and put it up,
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on stage of the comedy club,
like everything leading up to okay, I

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know what. Yeah, like every
day, Hey, here's a couple of

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jokes blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah, and then here's how they played.

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Here are the jokes. I'm on. These are the newest ones.

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I haven't really tested them out in
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Let's see how they go and then
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one video, so you know what
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end result in that way. You
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I don't have to put it up
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an interesting little thing, would be
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niece Marissa last night, and she's
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you know, I talk about dating. I'm like my my niece Marissa wants

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me to use younger terms, and
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we do Hulu and do you,
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except you go over and you,
oh, yeah, do you know

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what this means? Danny? Yeah, okay, good not volleyball, but

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yeah it's not. So I go, you know what, in the next

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week or so, I'm gonna FaceTime
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you. Because she's in an Austin, Texas. She's thought that was great,

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So believe it or not. Now
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I'm not gonna say gay, but
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what you're doing. But uh,
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play Welcome to the Jungle. So
I am a DJ and I have a

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number of songs. Obviously I have
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room with the headsets on, I
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going on stage. I hit my
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and I turn the clock like that. I try to pretend there's an audience

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and take my time. And it's
one of the things on my eraser board.

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Slow down, keep, don't don't
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out, wait for the laughs hopefully
laughs. And then last night a couple

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of times arow about seventeen minutes,
but I was pretending talking to the audience

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a little more, and like halfway
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all start up to animal sunglasses over
it, but he looks like a

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Rastafarian in the back. Then I
start drinking beer and I put I put

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dollar bills and all my animals and
start throwing ship up and get fucking kind

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of Teddy Bear has a Jared Carol
in twenty twenty three. It would be

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very funny if if you did your
own intro and they played it so they

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do the welcome to the jungle,
and then you do it like you know

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as yourself. Ladies and gentlemen,
Area is hosting tonight, the one of

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the only they're so fine, the
ever divine. Put your hands together.

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Yeah, ladies, grab your extinguisher. He's a five alarm fire five ft

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six. It was a big old
I don't know, something like that that

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would be funny. Yeah, I
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the introductions, or maybe it's Mark. I don't know. I'm not sure.

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I don't know who does Anyone.
Hope there'll be an audience left after

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that. I hope, so I've
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Vinnie. Do you get nervous,
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now, but once you're in the
middle of it, if it joke bombs,

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do you have a little panic attack
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But I haven't had a big audience
in a while. I've been doing smaller

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ones and the audiences have been real
nice. So I think the goal just

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just gets through it, even if
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No, don't sweat it. Something
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learned last week. Why don't you
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fives and X before you go up? Drugs? Oh? Yeah, because

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that was the drugs help everything.
That just takes the edge off just a

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little bad. I've barely done any
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gonna It's not gonna start now.
He's everybody doing yeh man, are you

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married? Girlfriend? For one time, Bill was doing a set right this

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girl is like eighty pounds that gets
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honey, every under one hundred pounds, you need a car seat. She

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turns around. It starts like cracking
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how'd you get here? If you're
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car seat? Did you keep going
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yeah, I said, uh,
I think I said, I go,

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I said to him because her boyfriend
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something. I go, one of
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And I just said, what did
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You gotta be in the car seat. I said, actually, you

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know what happens. You got to
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the rear window. I go,
how awesome is that for you? You

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tell her to shut the fuck up? Put her in, she's facing out

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the wrong Tighten the strap's real tight. You put a pacifier in your mouth,

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and you go home in peace.
It's awesome. Something like that.

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I haven't done that. I've totally
forgotten about that joke. You gotta get

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we got to get you back up
on the stack. I haven't done it

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like that in a long time.
I always enjoy I enjoyed doing it.

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I always felt like it was a
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that, Uh, how do I
say this? I was on the radio,

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so and I had some success on
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a little bit right, A little
bit we had I don't want to sound

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like a dick, but we had
we had success on the radio, and

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I think that people thought you would
go in there. So the audience already

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knew you, right, so you
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knew you. See, you had
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That came because you were gonna be
there, so you were already ahead of

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that. And I think there were
other people who were doing it as a

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real craft got offended by that because
sometimes you know, some of the jokes,

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some of the jokes aren't like you
aren't there. I had a mirror

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shot on last week. Yeah,
last week, and it was just a

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day where other things didn't work out
and he was coming in anyway. So

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I thought, it's interesting to me
to hear about somebody's story, especially parents

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that came from another country to give
you a better life, and like they

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are not happy he's doing comedy and
they're not at all, and he's no

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and he's moving to New York City
and he's pursuing this but he works at

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it, he writes and he's got
his buddies, and they have a whole

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thing they call themselves the Basement Crew, and they write to get writers yea

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like their own writers thing and everything. So and they like help each other

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out and ship on each other's jokes
in a good way. Uh so the

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other are the other guys in the
circle comedians too? Yeah? Okay,

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Yeah, it's like, is he
who won this year? And I think,

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uh, Freddie who was in here? Freddie Douless And I don't know

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who else is in that in that
group, but Freddy. But they write

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a lot. But I go,
but you do the same thing you're writing

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all the time. I think you
undersell yourself. I told you that,

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I said, Doug a really queer
message. I don't know why I did.

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It was a queer wasn't It wasn't. I knew it was a queer

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message. And I'm don't say queer, say homosexual, America. Let me

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tell you why I say queer.
I don't see queer as gay. I

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see queer as weird a little different. That That's what I mean, is

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but and I and maybe that's how
people have taken the word. I certainly

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don't mean it as a derogatory to
somebody you have there, Yeah, read

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reread the message are you walking?
Are you walking? Funny this morning?

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That I get my Oh no,
Danny, Yeah, sure is the middle

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one, the middle one. Good
morning, good morning. That's that's not

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how BI talks. Good morning.
Thank you for coming in and being a

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big part of the pot on Tuesday
nights. You add so much, especially

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compared to the other guys. Oh
you know you weren't there. It was

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a joke. It's Jesus a joke. It's a joke. I'm not sure

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exactly what this means. Not sure
exactly what this means, but I feel

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like you need to stop playing by
the rules. You are too funny for

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people not to enjoy. Get out
there and f the rules, make your

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own. Then drop phone. You
know what it means, No holds bars,

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don't worry, don't be afraid of
it. What I'm saying is a

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lot of times ps I need a
ride to the game. How do I

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say this? Because if somebody sees
this, they're gonna they can get upset

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by this. But what I'm saying
is an organization needs to have standards,

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right, any organization X y Z
Comedy Club, they need to have standards,

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so we want you to do it
a certain way and welcome the guest,

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and you know you're having different people. You do your material, but

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here's the things we need you to
work in. And you know they do

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all this stuff. Sometimes I feel
like people get so rigid in that box.

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You start to overthink, and I
think the one thing that really not

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I'm not saying that's you, but
I'm just saying like some people will overthink

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or hey, or they get too
excited. You just have to go up

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and and and more or less be
yourself like you would in any job you

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had. You brought like Uber.
Okay, like Uber, you bring you

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to Uber Uber is I get you
from A to B, but you get

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entertained. I get dug for that
ride. Do you know what I'm saying?

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I do It's all and that's all
I mean. Like, you know,

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anybody can get up and go Welcome
to comedy at the Carlson check out

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future shows we're having. How are
you tonight? Anybody's celebrated on a birthday,

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but nobody can do that in between. No, I know what you

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mean, but I can do that. I get that, But I mean

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I think even within the structure.
You've got to be relaxed enough to play.

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It's almost like, for as a
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the line and you look out into
the audience that's sort of your the defense

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you're going against, and you go, okay, changing the play here,

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and you've got to be comfortable enough
to do that play off of it.

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And sometimes if it joke bombs,
maybe even call it out you know,

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yeah, you're right. I don't
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works great, it does. I
told my mother that a joke was gonna

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suck, but it was. Yeah. But see, I don't think you'll

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suck. I think this is I
love that this is happening for you,

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that this is happening for you.
Really. Last time, I steal a

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joke from Joey from Full House that
works every time. Last week I had

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an Uber driver. We had a
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we're talking about this and he bought
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And I thought that was the coolest
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Marcus. Hey, I you know, people at the bars, I'm not

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bragging them and popping, but yeah, I mean with breast cancer two fundraisers.

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I DJed a lot of places in
Rochester having having lyft, I used

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to drive lyft. I never Drew
drove uber. But it's pretty much the

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same thing that it really is the
same thing. Let me ask you,

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like, I mean, I have
a few funny stories from those days,

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and there's a lot of commonalities and
a lot of tells and a lot of

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stereotypes. Do you ever incorporate any
of that now? Not yet? Do

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your joke? I tell those jokes
in private. What I think is funny

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and okay, alb work off of
that, Okay, all right? Like

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college kids never tip, right,
I mean that's that there's gotta be something

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there tipping. I don't think that
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I mean, I know, I'm
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mean, I'm working. This is
why Doug Douglas County and to relate.

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I'm trying to relate, you know. I'm like, you know, like

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you ever had that like that Karen
and the cars like step on it.

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I gotta get to work and it's
like like, yeah, you mind if

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I rub one out first, we're
in traffic. We're not going anywhere.

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I mean, talk dirty to me
made me feel good about getting you there

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at the time. Might work with
me. You don't have to tip,

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by the way, but you want
to sit in the front seat of the

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back seat. So who's coming?
I would assume your parents are coming.

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I don't know they see my the
probably are well, and there's probably jokes

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that they haven't heard yet. Yeah, I think so. I'm trying to

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think of my act right now.
I want to see babyma. I want

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to how many baby mamas a baby
mama drama joke? At one point you

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were working on how's that coming?
Yeah? That's going? Okay, all

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right, okay. I loved when
he did. I just love knowing that

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you're in your underwear walking around with
a microphole ship. I guarantee you fucking

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get out of bed. Fine,
then you're naked walking around. You should

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yaked. You would fucking naked,
right, Yeah? That would? Am

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I cranking this and the mic and
or a comb I hold a mic and

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he is a real mic mikes standing
a speaker, so he's blaring out his

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house. So people are going,
what funny. It's like, you know,

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do you live anywhere near a valley? Billy Graham used to practice his

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preaching like in like the valleys of
North Carolina, and people right would yell

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back at him. Yeah, ar'd
you yesterday? Right, job, I'm

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gonna get them. I lived by
a Genesee river where everybody wants to throw

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me in the rock tied to my
neck. No, I don't have the

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speaker on, but I do have
a sheet and just trying to, you

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know, go over it again so
I don't forget it. Just it'll be

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good, be professional, try to
you know, fifteen seventeen minutes. That's

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what I'm building towards, you know, an hour. All right, here's

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the thing that I worry about.
You're putting so much pressure on yourself.

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I feel like that maybe I'm wrong, and I understand it, and I

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know you're rehearsing it all the time, but you're so When I saw you,

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uh at the funniest person in Rochester, which you lost this year because

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you sucked, but they no,
the twenty twenty two you don't laugh at

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them kidding. You were so good. You were so I never met you,

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had never seen you, and it
was so natural, and I'm like,

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wow, I had practiced an awful
lot, which you were. It

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was smooth man and that, and
you're right. I mean, I understand

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it, and it's you don't do
But I just think, like, you're

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so funny off the cuff. You
got a real You've got to trust your

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instinct. Well that's what I made. Yes, maybe a little more audience

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interaction and see where it goes and
try to be funny off of that way.

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But again, it's all stage time. It's funny because Danny sent me

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something and won't play it. A
little later from Billy Graham No from his

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other boyfriend Kyle Brandt, and uh, I liked it. I liked it,

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and but I thought, okay,
I have some comments on that.

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I have some thoughts on that on
both sides. But then I thought it

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Doug, I go. Doug would
be somebody I didn't know, and I'd

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be you know. But at the
same time, I have I have theories.

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We'll get to all that. But
first, Chris and Sam from Project

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Lean Nation and Canaan Daigua are here. That's who oh good, that's right,

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Lean Nation. I thought he had
strangers walking a training Doug. Doug

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Hey got an audience, Doug,
go ahead, try stuff it's a Project

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Lean Nation, big Black Friday sale
going on, and uh, you will

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learn all about that and how you
can probably eat healthy. Matter of fact,

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I watched on Instagram Chris make a
Thanksgiving shake. It kept you adding

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more protein and more protein, and
then he added the cranberry and he added

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I watched it. I saw It's
funny because my wife and I were actually

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going to go there tomorrow or Friday. Actually seriously, yeah, yeah,

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because I got problems. Well we
got they got solutions for you. We'll

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get to all that next. But
first, Danny, Yes, I'm very

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excited. Why is that, Billy? Because the Black Friday sale going on,

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not just Leaning Manscape, Manscape all
the way through Cyber Monday Manscaped.

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You will save huge And of course
they got the Ultra five point zero package,

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so you could practice with that in
the mirror. No, if I

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have a motorcycle mustache working down there
and you work, jelty the tips just

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hold on, but you know what
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Manscape, and they've now got the
oil blade gets really close. Oh yeah,

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I mean if you could grow it, they could shave it is.

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That's what I'm saying we gotta give
one away. We got a lot more

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five point er ultra, Yes,
we do. What are we taking caller

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to tonight? You were you just
call one working? Wait, perhaps we're

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kinda we're gonna wait on that one, but thank you, Doug. Twenty

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percent off when you use the code
Bill twenty. I told my boss his

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name is Bill. I told him
we got a deal for work for him.

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Yeah, no kidding, Yeah,
Bill twenty. You get twenty percent

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the Myth, Mister Bill Moran.
That's it. That's pretty good. That

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bad job used to be a strip
club, Djona Sam. You're not getting

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out of here without an introduction,
an introduction and introduction that could be justin

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cameras. I apology. Did you
make guest appearances on stage? You kid?

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And of course I did for Chipping
Whales. They're actually throwing money to

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put my clothes back on. You
start the A lot of songs are blinded

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by the light. The women were
like, where's the bathroom? I gotta

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get out of here. Uh,
well, Doug's gonna be doing comedy.

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You have to go down to see. He's opening up for my camera at

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comedy house and he'll be there.
I take a picture. You gotta go.

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Yeah, I never been last longer. Yeah, I only yeah one

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of those. How much your tickets? Twelve dollars, twelve bar, twelve

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dollars for a great show. Yeah
yeah. Mike was one of the headliners

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of the The twenty twenty two Funniest
Person in Rochester. He came up afterwards

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and did an hour set, which
was really Oh was he? I don't

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remember that? Do you do?
You go up between shows and like drink

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with everybody because it was a bar
outside the club. No, no,

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ok, try and drink in the
first couple of times and like, no,

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I get a he goes in the
eye. I drink enough my life.

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I'll drinking this week. I'll be
with my family. So yeah,

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all right, Project Lean Nation.
You brought in Sam, you brought in

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the We brought in your husband who
was not here the last time, right,

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And then I watched them on Instagram
making this Why do you make the

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faces? You actually drink that?
Did? It? Just tasted like turkey

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and gravy. Yeah, turkey gravy
and you put some protein powder. Yeah,

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well you look like he's very lean. I mean that you guys are

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you know, Project Lean Nation?
So you got to stick to the brand,

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That's what I'm saying. It seemed
to work. Greece's cup commercial the

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Uh, well, what's going on
with Project Leaning? Because I love that

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this started in Brighton. I learned
that the last time you were here,

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Sam, and then uh, from
there, you've expanded out. You're a

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franchise e. Yes, yeah,
and you have the Cannon Dagua store.

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But then it's only been a year. It's been a year yes, some

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day? Yeah, a year and
two days. How's it going great?

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Yeah, we have a good community
out there. Yeah. He grew up

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in Canada. I grew up in
Phelips. So yeah, so you kind

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of were your nervous starting out,
like, I mean, that's that's a

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big deal to go into. I
mean I wasn't. I mean it's not

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my first business venture. Okay,
I mean I guess it was the most

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leveraged I've button open a business.
Gotcha? Outside of that, no,

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was we already knew what you know? We need the product work, So

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right, what bring it to someplace
we already knew? Yeah? Are you

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also a trainer? I used to
be. I used to us to Jim

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and Punfield. Okay, what was
the gym Guns and buns? Billy Jim

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must perform at flex Guns and Buns
is way better. That's why I got

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rid of it right here. Yeah, do an initial for guns and buns.

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He's thinking some of my actors.
I got a personal trainer this year.

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It's big jacked up our schwartzing your
guys, Like, mister Phelps,

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what do you want to work on
you? You want to build muscles,

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you have to tone up, you
want to lose weights? Hi, I'm

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like, look, Arnold, all
you got to do is tell me which

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machine I have to use in here
to get a woman in my bedroom.

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He's like the A D M Perfect, Thank you, best workout ever.

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I'd even break a sweat that was
awesome too. Huh Is that in set

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A ten? Two? Ten?
To? What? No? Set to

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ten? So if you do everything
and sets A ten, I can't count

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to ten? I count to twelve? Is in twelve pack? Twelve Jenny

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Lights, thirty pack? Those are
my sets. That's six pack? So

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what are sets A ten? What's
going on at a project Lee Nation?

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I know Black Friday is a big
deal for small business support local. Right

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started local, Let's stick keep it
local. So we're doing a couple of

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different things for our one year.
We did like the top or the first

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ten people that signed up in store, got a free container of protein,

408
00:26:56,039 --> 00:27:00,400
and then if you buy four meals
you get a free pack lean sheets our

409
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:06,240
crackballs, and then you know,
explain what these are, clean sheets,

410
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:10,920
peanut butter, eminem protein balls.
Yeah, maybe I shouldn't say it like

411
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:15,960
that, but natural peanut butter.
Honey, you this in your mouth,

412
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:21,920
and it'll stop this wonderful, heavenly
thing in your mouth and just start yummy,

413
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,720
yummy, good freshness. When I
walked, I saw somebody turning tricks

414
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,279
for those earlier, like, wow, we're in Fairport, there's no tricks

415
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:33,240
to be had. So you sign
up in store? Yes, okay,

416
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:38,160
So what are your hours on Friday? Normal hours eight to four to four

417
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,839
and then nine to three Saturdays on
Saturday at your store. And it's called

418
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,319
Peon. Yeah, it's the one
in Canandigua. Yeah, okay, so

419
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:52,799
it's between Ryan's linquer and sign me
up A right, Okay, it's a

420
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,599
healthy option exactly. I go to
church. It's between the A and the

421
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:07,599
GA. Gambling problem yet? Do
I take the rams this week? I'm

422
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:14,200
sorry? All right? So what
about online? Is there any online deals?

423
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,599
There's all going to be in store. Yeah, online deals if people

424
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:22,480
sign up this weekend, they will
get one hundred dollars off their actual subscription

425
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,799
order. Okay, twenty bucks off
for the first time off jamail it out.

426
00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:30,559
No, we used to, but
because the company has grown so much,

427
00:28:32,079 --> 00:28:33,440
we're trying to get people in store. Sure, we want to get

428
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,640
to know you and see your beautiful
scruffy face. Yes, yeah, relationships

429
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,319
first, Yeah, that's the relationship. So I telling my wife we're going

430
00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:42,000
to Canaday. We're not the one
and bright. We're gonna going win the

431
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,400
candle. The bright one's good too, but you will Yeah, that's where

432
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,799
you guys are at, right,
and then you can win there. I

433
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:51,279
mean you'll work with people, right. Yeah, So we set you down,

434
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,000
we do a consultation. We put
you on our imbody scanner. It

435
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,519
tells you your weight, how much
muscle you have. Your body is a

436
00:28:56,559 --> 00:28:59,759
biometric scanner. Yeah, you don't
share that with my wife. Dude.

437
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:07,160
That wait, your friend not want
his wife to We're beyond the friend thing.

438
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:11,359
I think we all know who the
friend is. Okay, and the

439
00:29:11,359 --> 00:29:15,559
honeymoon. So Bill and I had
an event we went to and I actually

440
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,599
had to I actually tried out in
one of my suits. I'm like,

441
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,039
oh my gosh, I've actually blown
out my second wedding suit and I had

442
00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:22,839
to go back to the first wedding
suit to wear and it fit. I'm

443
00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:25,440
like, oh my gosh, and
I was gonna give this thing away.

444
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,799
No, it fits perfectly. Now
that's not good. So my friend is

445
00:29:27,839 --> 00:29:32,759
me he needs help. You can
say it with curs or myself up to

446
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:34,960
you. So then they have hippolawus. You still thought of the hippolaue you

447
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,799
want right? No, no,
no, they laugh at you behind your

448
00:29:37,839 --> 00:29:42,480
back. Look at this guy,
get on the scale. That's hippa,

449
00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:48,119
not hippo. Thanks Fitty Paul.
You know I appreciate that. Come on,

450
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,200
I'll see you how to do it. Let's go to you. I

451
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:57,079
love the hippos. Well, that
has to be something where do people get

452
00:29:57,119 --> 00:30:02,200
a little self conscious and embarrassed and
st We'll cover the screen up like you

453
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,920
know. The famous line is I'll
probably go home and slip my wrists,

454
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:10,920
and I'm like, please don't do
that, like wrist lose. A few

455
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,839
start at my help. They stop
at the liquor store. I've got.

456
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:22,119
I try to like educate people that
it's like obviously at home, people only

457
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:26,680
have a scale, so like they
get infatuated with a number, but there's

458
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,680
so many factors that go into that
number. Where this biometric scanner will break

459
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,680
down your muscle mass, your water
weight, your fat mass, all of

460
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,599
that, so then we can really
figure out they do things like your visceral

461
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,559
fat, visceral fat vista. Yeah, the visceral fats the brown stuff and

462
00:30:42,599 --> 00:30:47,960
it clings to your organs and that's
really the stuff that slows down your metabolism.

463
00:30:48,039 --> 00:30:52,200
Yeah, you can learn. Wow, do you have a LiPo suction

464
00:30:52,319 --> 00:31:00,720
machine there? Straw right into the
custard machine? Yeah, Dan comes vibe,

465
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,319
puts it in your ass and then
start sucking. Don't tell me with

466
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:18,400
a good time and it's still open. Twist like that'll be uh So I'm

467
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,480
glad this is because the year for
a business is usually the marker, right,

468
00:31:22,559 --> 00:31:25,079
I mean that that's where you go. Okay, So it's pretty cool

469
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,880
to like see our numbers when we
first open and compare them to now and

470
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:32,559
it's it's grown a lot. I
mean it's not the globe, but I

471
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:36,720
guess since a year ago, like
we were already delivering food as it was,

472
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,160
we were, yeah, personally delivering
all of our subscriptions, and like

473
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:47,440
we've doubled since then. So what
is your day like? Yeah, because

474
00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:51,920
you're saying, like, delivered,
I wake up, I rolled over ago.

475
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,440
You're the greatest thing ever your old
day when you started out? How

476
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,160
long were the days? What were
you doing? Like, we only delivered

477
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:04,559
on Saturday or Sunday. Okay,
so we would only deliver just our subscription

478
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,079
orders, so this would be a
minimum of twelve meals, so be twelve

479
00:32:07,119 --> 00:32:10,319
eighteen? Do you make all these
though? No? Absolutely? Okay,

480
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,880
so you're cooking through the day too. Well, no, there's a production

481
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:21,359
facility okay, personally in Henrietta,
So it's off of Jefferson. So what

482
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:27,599
we went from twenty two hundred the
production makes forty Yeah, they used to

483
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,240
make twenty thousand a week now for
all of our stories nationwide. Oh wow,

484
00:32:30,839 --> 00:32:34,759
how many stories do you have?
There's twenty four active. There'll be

485
00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:37,799
thirty three by the end of January
four in New York. Yeah, okay,

486
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:42,559
so what was your You're give me
the day, like, is it

487
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,440
seven days a week? It had
to be so like now it is like

488
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,119
before, like it was only when
we were delivering food. So we'dn't.

489
00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:52,359
Like first we started, it was
only Saturdays, so like our Saturday was

490
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,759
like I still owned a gym at
the time. I would coach classes in

491
00:32:55,799 --> 00:33:00,920
the morning. Yeah, I'd finish
up like eleven eleven thirty, I drive

492
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,279
to Henriette, build up our vehicles, and we'd be out delivered for the

493
00:33:04,319 --> 00:33:07,160
rest of the day. The first
week that we ever delivered, we had

494
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,920
ninety eight boxes, and between the
two of us, it was a long

495
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,559
day. I didn't get done to
almost ten o'clock at night, and then

496
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:17,599
I ended up taking some of them
home and delivered them on Sunday. And

497
00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:21,480
then we had to rope my mom
into helping us because we thought that our

498
00:33:21,519 --> 00:33:27,440
store would be open in June of
twenty two, and it was pushback,

499
00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:32,039
pushback, and so then we were
personally delivering from Maya because of construction.

500
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:37,119
Yeah, they found asbestos in our
space. It's an old plaza, so

501
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,319
the state had to come in and
that just took the schedule of all the

502
00:33:40,359 --> 00:33:45,480
contractors, everything and just scattered.
I don't understand the asbestos loss. It's

503
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,920
because if you did it, if
you were going to do your own work,

504
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,079
you can throw in a bag and
just put it out on the corner

505
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,359
and gives very little water on it
and nobody knows it was there. Right,

506
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,039
But if they do it, yes, well, the only thing they

507
00:33:55,079 --> 00:33:58,599
want to do is not make an
airborne So that's why you wet it in.

508
00:33:58,839 --> 00:34:01,599
Yeah, they build ton and this. I had asbestos in my compound.

509
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:06,119
We I sprung a leak to a
fill line in the toilet in the

510
00:34:06,119 --> 00:34:09,280
house built in nineteen sixty two or
sixty three. So I'm cutting along.

511
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:14,599
Of course it starts dripping on the
furniture, but on the other side of

512
00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:17,000
the room because it's running down the
beam. So I'm cutting through the ceiling

513
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,000
and I remember my wife at the
time, going, there could be asbestos.

514
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,880
I go, it's wet. It's
wet. It's not going to go

515
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:27,440
airborne. But then they come in
the state. You've got to hire somebody,

516
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:31,519
and I feel like it's a giant
I don't know, racket. Yeah,

517
00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:35,000
I mean, I understand, Look, no one, I don't want

518
00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:37,400
anybody to get sick. This stuff
is making people sick. Let's not let's

519
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,760
let's do the right thing. But
the fact that he or I or you

520
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,320
guys could do it in your own
home and put it in a bag and

521
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,079
not tell anybody and have it at
the corner for your garbage pickup. You

522
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:52,320
know what I'm saying. You're like, that's not snow, it's not fun

523
00:34:52,519 --> 00:34:58,199
bags. But the guys said,
exactly, it's not now. The guys

524
00:34:58,199 --> 00:35:00,039
that did my house were great.
I mean, it was all tunneled off.

525
00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:04,280
You couldn't do anything, you know, But and then we had to

526
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,000
move out of the house for a
little while. Yeah, when you come

527
00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:09,880
to the plaza tomorrow, it looks
like a hazmat scene in one of the

528
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:14,800
spaces, like probably like a cornerway
down the plaza and they're doing and they're

529
00:35:15,079 --> 00:35:17,000
removing it right now in another spot, wearing like yellow suits. Like I'm

530
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,880
breaking bad. They don't even wear
suit. They don't wear they don't wear

531
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,679
anything, That's what I'm saying.
Like sometimes they don't even wear masks.

532
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:28,960
These guys. Right now, some
guys come in and they look like they're

533
00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:31,519
doing a specially to wear the whole
it's not even a hashmat suit. It's

534
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:37,199
more like a jumpsuit. But it's
it's got respirators built in, you got

535
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,000
it, That's what it is.
I couldn't think of the word that ti.

536
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:42,840
I used to have two suits because
I would go up and do all

537
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,320
the insulation in my attic and you
get all itchy and stuff. So I

538
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,679
get some tie x suits. You
put the tie x suit on and you

539
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:52,119
lay on there. It wouldn't matter. Yeah. Yeah. My dad owns

540
00:35:52,159 --> 00:35:54,679
a heating an ac business and he
used to mix asbestos and unfortunately it wrecked

541
00:35:54,679 --> 00:35:58,519
his lungs. Because as a kid
back then, they would just paint it.

542
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,920
Nobody cares. Nobody cared. But
now to give well, now we

543
00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:04,440
know, and that's the thing.
And like I'm saying, I want to

544
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,639
see anybody sick, and I want
to see what happened, you know,

545
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,639
to your dad. But at the
same it's a hot mess on our plaza.

546
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:13,119
Let's have the fucking rules be the
rules. Either it's a huge deal

547
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,599
or it's somewhere in between. When
we were told that if it's under a

548
00:36:15,599 --> 00:36:19,920
certain square footage, we didn't have
to report it to the state, but

549
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,559
if it's over a certain square footage, and I was like, you guys,

550
00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:25,119
fucking you made it over the square
footage, damn it. Come on,

551
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,320
man. Yeah, it's like it's
like that. One year, everybody's

552
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:32,719
got COVID, not the flu covid. Everybody still has COVID's remember you get

553
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,440
It's like, oh, bra,
you get covid, you get covid.

554
00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:38,360
All right, well, it's all
taking care of the store. Is healthy.

555
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:44,119
Come on in and take advantage of
the Black Friday sales going on?

556
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,920
Uh when starting? When Friday?
Starting Friday? So well no, no,

557
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:52,400
you like Friday Friday. Some people's
looking. Amazon is running a pre

558
00:36:52,880 --> 00:37:00,280
Black Friday deal. I saw a
lot of pre black stuff. Now,

559
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:06,079
I don't mean it like that.
Geez, everybody's so sad that it's not

560
00:37:06,159 --> 00:37:10,159
white and gray. Yeah, it's
like a pre black sale. But Doug's

561
00:37:10,159 --> 00:37:13,920
Google, we got our gang.
I'm not saying anything. Oh, you

562
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,000
were making fun of my questioned about
the Friday. I didn't know if they

563
00:37:16,039 --> 00:37:19,840
were going to start on Wednesday.
Sometimes people know we're starting to day.

564
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,719
The online I believe starts tomorrow.
Oh look at that dog good thing.

565
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:28,400
I ad that's nationwide. Like that
was sent out to like sixty seven thousand

566
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,039
people. They can take advantage of
it. You can also cite like lock

567
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:35,800
in. So if let's say you
don't start till January, yep, you

568
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,079
can walk in now and not get
a box till. But if people only

569
00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:43,599
want like a handful of meals like
ins door we're doing, you get four

570
00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:46,840
meals, you get a pack of
those protein balls for free. By six,

571
00:37:47,199 --> 00:37:52,119
you get protein balls and a shape. I have jerk chicken hates.

572
00:37:52,559 --> 00:37:54,480
Go down there and find your balls. Buddy, get a meal in your

573
00:37:54,559 --> 00:38:00,440
ball. I plan on it.
I got his wife. I found him

574
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:06,440
that was always like she would.
So if I were to just go buy

575
00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:09,519
a meal, which one do you
have? Danny's got the turkey enchilada.

576
00:38:09,639 --> 00:38:15,880
Okay, our most popular. I've
got the jerk chicken with uh that's been

577
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,760
on rice. Yeah, that's been
on the menu for years. Did you

578
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,519
have another one? Yeah, I
put it in. I threw it in

579
00:38:20,519 --> 00:38:22,840
the freezer. Backyard barbecue chicken.
We didyard barbecue chicken. So you've got

580
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:27,199
a lot of variety too. So
there's twenty four recipes. Hey, any

581
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,639
healthy should still taste Gooduck it tastes
delicious. I know, I've actually this

582
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:37,119
might taste delicious. That wopper at
Burger King waiting for me, definitely,

583
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:44,039
I'm all on the fitness whoppera in
my mouth. You know what's funny is

584
00:38:44,119 --> 00:38:47,280
I remember Brian Gianta sitting down and
he was talking about, like, we

585
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:52,239
don't realize what we do with food
in terms of kind of how it really

586
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,760
poisons us. And he goes,
I watched my kids go to the pantry

587
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:59,159
and get a sleeve of oreos.
And he goes, I have to bite

588
00:38:59,199 --> 00:39:01,360
my tongue and go, you have
no idea what you're doing to yourself.

589
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,800
My mom and his mom are really
bad at spoiling our kid. Yeah,

590
00:39:06,559 --> 00:39:08,679
so is it tough? It's tough? Do you have to like? I

591
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,400
don't know who to like? I
mean, I yell at my mom,

592
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:15,760
but I can't yell at his Oh
you guys spoiled a little bit, right,

593
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:16,920
you know? Oh yeah, but
growing up in my house, it

594
00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:22,639
was like Twizzlers and popped tarts,
yeah Captain crunch for breakfast. And my

595
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,239
parents really didn't know any better,
you know. It's like they gave us

596
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:29,679
breakfast that was really like dessert.
Oh not my parents, You have puffed

597
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,559
rice and eggs for breakfast. Puffed
rice was like the cereal like, oh,

598
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,679
oh right, you're poisoned. Yeah
no, no, but it was.

599
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:43,159
I was. That's why I'm only
five nine, I'm five six.

600
00:39:43,199 --> 00:39:47,639
What are you trying to say,
Well, as a kid, that's no

601
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:52,039
joke. That's where I grew up
on. That's any of my cousins.

602
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:55,960
We'll take a moment. I got
some Thanksgiving stuff and actually, since can

603
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,719
you guys stay for a little bit? All right, stay because I want

604
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:04,679
to play this Kyle Brandt thing and
just see how everybody agrees or disagree.

605
00:40:04,679 --> 00:40:07,800
It's from NFL Network. He was
on the Real World Chicago and he went

606
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:13,599
off about making friends as an adult. As an adult, I don't make

607
00:40:13,599 --> 00:40:16,679
friends very well. No, no, I'm gonna tell you why. I

608
00:40:16,679 --> 00:40:21,519
think most people don't. I'm well, I'm too honest. But older,

609
00:40:21,559 --> 00:40:22,960
when you get older, you're you
know what I mean. And I'm not

610
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,960
talking about being a kid or high
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611
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an adult, you got a job, you got responsibilities, you have a

612
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family. We'll uh, we'll get
to that. You know what, you

613
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want to escape to some place,
get away without really going away of Woodcliffe

614
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616
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I didn't get married there, but
I had my reception there. It's

617
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really nice there. They have a
whole wine room there. If you're a

618
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623
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a good I love that place.
Yeah when I went, I went over.

624
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:27,599
I used to go over there once
in a while and just yeah,

625
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,400
that's not kidding. I may have
I may have done that in a past

626
00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:32,320
like you and I did a tour
there. Yeah, there was a guy

627
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,440
there. It was it was like
a Tuesday or a Wednesday. Yeah,

628
00:41:35,519 --> 00:41:37,679
and he's hanging out drinking a scotch. After hanging out, man, this

629
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:43,800
this guy'sbody. Right, it's a
weekday. It's a week that that's a

630
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,440
success. Like hanging out at three
o'clock on a Tuesday. That's right.

631
00:41:45,519 --> 00:41:49,519
Every day that ends and why all
right, we'll take a break and we'll

632
00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:52,480
get to the Kyle Brandt thing.
ETV would fire pizza and grill. I

633
00:41:52,519 --> 00:41:58,519
want to remind you they're going to
be opening up around four o'clock Thanksgiving.

634
00:41:58,639 --> 00:42:02,880
Good chance to escape for a little
while, watched the game comfortably, maybe

635
00:42:04,199 --> 00:42:07,159
more peacefully than your own home.
I don't know. Over fifty TVs,

636
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you're not a bad seat in the
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637
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641
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642
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680
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only, the sweet ass herself coming
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681
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Get ready for a slamming a semis
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682
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I can feel it waiting Phelps.
Yes, that's my last name,

683
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Midge. I was samer Kraut Princess
one. You're sour girl, Princess is

684
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amazing. You're in the presence of
royalty. Wow. I guess arc is

685
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good cultures for your stomach and vot's
awesome. Sour krowd Princess. Okay,

686
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,639
that's hot ship right there. I
never introduced anybody on stage like that.

687
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,760
Did you put that so when you
were applied to college my resume, yes,

688
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:06,239
along with the girls gouts. Did
you put that on like college applications?

689
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,639
They did? That's awesome. She
was the crowd and then I won

690
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:14,199
all the singing contests that were there
too. Yeah. How many people were

691
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,039
entered. It was fifty bucks for
free. I mean it was an easy

692
00:46:16,079 --> 00:46:21,320
when I think these small towns that
there's some real talent comes out of there

693
00:46:21,519 --> 00:46:23,960
without a doubt. So my college
degree is in his vocal performance? Is

694
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:30,440
it really? I went to fl
CC for two years vocal performance. What

695
00:46:30,519 --> 00:46:32,440
was So? What did you want
to do? I wanted to be a

696
00:46:32,519 --> 00:46:36,960
music teacher. I wanted to work
with kids with disabilities. Okay you did,

697
00:46:37,159 --> 00:46:45,599
Yeah, there's still time. I
got one at home. That's a

698
00:46:45,599 --> 00:46:50,960
South like. I mean, look, they're always looking for Yeah. Well

699
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,840
at the time, they were cutting
budgets of art and music and I was

700
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:57,920
like, that's the worst is I
mean it want to waste my time?

701
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,400
And yeah? So I sang it
for w b E a bunch of times,

702
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,840
a bunch of concerts. I would
open with the National anthem and stuff.

703
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,639
Oh you did, like get guitars
and stares and things. Yeah.

704
00:47:06,679 --> 00:47:09,559
John Spender found me in the bathroom
one hear because the Josie Waverley got the

705
00:47:09,599 --> 00:47:15,199
flu and I was peeing in the
men's bathroom and he was like, Sam,

706
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,920
how many beers have you had?
One? He goes, you're done

707
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,559
drinking? You got to sing,
and I was like, ship God.

708
00:47:20,639 --> 00:47:22,880
Remember Spender? Yeah, I love
Spender. No, he was a yeah,

709
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,679
it was a very nice Do you
remember well, you know Mikey Davis

710
00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:30,800
then yeah, yeah, so Al
de Porter he was snake Man and friends

711
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:36,639
with all. Oh yeah, I
worked for Al for all. I worked

712
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:39,599
at Okay Wow, Sour Crown,
Princess Haunted, Hay Rise. That's how

713
00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:49,440
I got introduced. Yes, you
must be playing the lattery. That woman

714
00:47:49,559 --> 00:47:57,000
is more Phelps than Phelps. What
game did we teach you the first time

715
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,239
we ever hung out? But darts? Put a quarter between your butt cheeks

716
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:05,000
and it's a cup across there.
Oh, drop the cup you got to

717
00:48:05,039 --> 00:48:08,920
walk over in. So all right, So have you ever been to We

718
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,960
used to do this many many years
ago. I did afternoons at CMF and

719
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,960
I would do it from Jackasters and
yeah, and we used. I got

720
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,880
in a lot of trouble around the
Thanksgiving time because I had turkey bowling.

721
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,800
I brought frozen turkeys, set up
bowling pins and you had to bowl with

722
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:29,639
the frozen turkey on the floor.
Well, if some drug guy comes and

723
00:48:29,639 --> 00:48:32,039
puts it right through the fucking plaster
and it was just like it was like

724
00:48:32,079 --> 00:48:35,760
a sun room. So it wasn't
real drywall. I mean he just put

725
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,400
it and caved it. But then
we used to do the thing where you

726
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,239
had somebody stand at one end of
the room and you're at the other.

727
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:44,480
You put a plunger between your legs
and then you got to go down with

728
00:48:44,559 --> 00:48:51,079
the plunger and stick the toilet paper
the plunger and walk back. I'm talking

729
00:48:51,079 --> 00:48:55,519
to my dad, who lives in
basically a retirement community in New Jersey,

730
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000
and uh, He's like, yeah, they have one of these parties.

731
00:49:00,159 --> 00:49:02,079
He goes, let me tell you
something. They played the most disgusting game

732
00:49:02,199 --> 00:49:07,400
I have ever seen in my life. It's the toilet It was the toilet

733
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,960
plunger game. And he goes,
I wants to see two people pribically eighty

734
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,199
years old trying to get down.
He goes, I was ready to vomit

735
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,360
in my own mouth. I'm watching
these people going, this is disgusting.

736
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:22,000
What kind of game is this?
He was like, he did twenty minutes

737
00:49:22,039 --> 00:49:22,840
on how shitty the game is.
I go, oh, yeah, I

738
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,960
used to play the goose. Yeah
you're young, you're doing a ready,

739
00:49:25,199 --> 00:49:30,400
fine, we're one hundred years old
out here. I mean if they could

740
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,360
get pretty little, that's impressive.
Yes, just getting it back up.

741
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:38,400
Yeah. The new game is you
tie a hot dog around the girl's waist

742
00:49:38,519 --> 00:49:40,800
or whatever, and the girls have
to like swing the hot dog and try

743
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,519
to catch it in their mouth.
Some of the like look up some of

744
00:49:44,519 --> 00:49:46,679
the videos. It's hysterical. Wow, He's like, hot dogs are hanging

745
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:52,119
girls. Right, you'll find that. I've never seen anything like that in

746
00:49:52,159 --> 00:49:54,800
my entire life. Ever, ever, ever, every weekend for her,

747
00:49:54,840 --> 00:50:00,559
do you look a tickcock? You'll
put it there. Twirl was one Hunting.

748
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:05,000
That's a good movie, all right, So even my dad at his

749
00:50:05,119 --> 00:50:12,400
age, I don't Two Chicks,
One Swaggle featuring saur Crowd ninety Nights Ginger

750
00:50:12,519 --> 00:50:23,079
Lynn the Grumman edition is cool?
Is that cool from stamps? That's terrible

751
00:50:23,159 --> 00:50:27,199
and a feeling that's gonna be worked
into the show. Well, it might

752
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,480
be if you show up, If
you guys, you guys, go and

753
00:50:29,519 --> 00:50:32,239
sit in the front row and see
take the back five minutes. There's five

754
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:38,639
minutes star crowd, my German.
I actually met a German girl the other

755
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:43,119
night. We were busting each other's
ball, So very very bad her name

756
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:47,760
was Hella. Oh gosh, why
can't I think of this woman's name?

757
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:52,639
Hillary? Hillary, No, Virginia, What the hell is your name?

758
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,239
Turn? Wait, this is a
real person. This is you know,

759
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:58,679
it's not an imaginary a bit and
I have to blow her up? Uh

760
00:50:59,039 --> 00:51:01,440
ship? Oh Brenda, Brenda?
Okay, I I won't give him now

761
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:07,119
it is Brenda? Really? Is
she from Germany or just she's just got

762
00:51:07,119 --> 00:51:09,280
German descent. She was out with
some friends of mine. We're over Lachland

763
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:13,920
Sunday night, Yes, Sunday night. Fun girl. She was giving me

764
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,199
shot, I was giving her ship. We're just busting balls back and forth,

765
00:51:16,159 --> 00:51:19,639
like Dougie, you met your match. I go, No, she

766
00:51:19,639 --> 00:51:21,199
goes. If I come to the
show and heckle you, I go,

767
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:27,360
I'll bury you. This is just
this is just fun friends. It's he's

768
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:32,000
gonna run free game. This is
not Yeah, this is not no Brenda,

769
00:51:32,119 --> 00:51:35,679
So go ahead. No. I
was gonna say, uh, well

770
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,599
see you've made and Brenda is a
new friend. Yes, are you open

771
00:51:38,639 --> 00:51:43,239
to making friends? Even? You
know what, I've had this conversation with

772
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:47,360
my friends, young and old and
long and short. You know, I

773
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:51,400
guess you never know when they're going
to come into your life. I just

774
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,119
brought this, you know what.
Brenda and I were talking about this at

775
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,639
we're at o'lachland's. It was an
anniversary of a very close friend of hers

776
00:51:57,679 --> 00:52:00,079
who had passed. It was her
birthday. She was out with her brother

777
00:52:00,079 --> 00:52:07,000
in law and she goes, I've
known this is second grade and I said,

778
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,880
well, I know Mark from wind
Jammers and Mark used to come in

779
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:15,679
there. Didn't really know, but
somebody left a big Russian babushka hata.

780
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,559
They just come from the Bills game. Everybody's just warm, and they had

781
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:22,519
this hat. I put it on
my hat and I started doing Rodney Dangerfield

782
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,440
in Russian accent. I know,
wife cheats on me every time I come

783
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:31,039
home. Paris says, quick out
the window. He's terrible. My wife

784
00:52:31,119 --> 00:52:36,000
cheats on me. Last night she
wanted to have sex and drive and took

785
00:52:36,079 --> 00:52:40,760
me four hours to find out what
car she was in. He's bad.

786
00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:44,519
I call her on cell phone the
other day. I said, Honey,

787
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,039
been thinking about last time we had
sex. I get excited. She says,

788
00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:52,519
who is this? So? Mark
said, I reminded him of his

789
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:57,199
grandparents from the Ukraine. I had
the same accent and boom, next thing,

790
00:52:57,199 --> 00:53:02,039
you know, we're friends and you
made some friends older, Yeah,

791
00:53:02,519 --> 00:53:07,559
Danny. Mostly who you've been in
your life stays in your life. Yeah,

792
00:53:07,599 --> 00:53:08,719
pretty much. I mean I like
making new friends. I like it's

793
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:13,239
always by coincidence, though it's never
because I'm trying to force a relationship.

794
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,679
So I would assume you, guys, you own a gym or did you

795
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:20,840
know a lot of people and everybody
wants to be your buddy if you own

796
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:27,199
the gym? Can you spot me? No? You friends? Here is

797
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,000
uh Kyle brad from uh what is
this NFL network? NFL? No,

798
00:53:30,119 --> 00:53:35,519
I know it's Morning Morning Football.
That's there is charged tonight. Maybe I

799
00:53:35,519 --> 00:53:39,079
grabbed the wrong thing, Danny,
Oh terrible a former handcock. No,

800
00:53:39,199 --> 00:53:44,480
he's not the Hancock woman where I'd
have to hurt two year old child.

801
00:53:44,519 --> 00:53:47,159
Fire. No, I had it, Danny. I'm so upset now I

802
00:53:47,199 --> 00:53:51,079
put it in there and everything.
Hang on a right, let me go

803
00:53:51,199 --> 00:53:53,360
back, God, hang on,
I'll have it. Do you have it?

804
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:58,280
The whole life? Whole life ruined
me beginning it Burn mailed it to

805
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,199
me. I got I'll have it
over. I was born, doctor said,

806
00:54:00,199 --> 00:54:05,400
I did everything I could but he
made it anyways, He's terrible.

807
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,239
I was born. My mother said, oh, look what a treasure.

808
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:13,559
My father said, good, let's
go bury it. After doctor cut the

809
00:54:13,599 --> 00:54:20,199
cord, he hung himself. I
was ugly baby. My mother only breastfedraw.

810
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,760
Here's the preece, here's the piece
for me. I have. I

811
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:27,199
have three friends, three close friends, my wife, and my two kids.

812
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,079
I don't want to make any more
friends. I'm not interested in making

813
00:54:30,119 --> 00:54:32,480
friends. I'm not interested in socializing. Listen, I come to work,

814
00:54:32,639 --> 00:54:35,880
I have three friends. I have
three friends at home. I have three

815
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,000
friends. I don't need to go
Listen. I don't want to go to

816
00:54:38,039 --> 00:54:43,480
the eighties party. Is an eighties
party. Let me go get some cool

817
00:54:43,599 --> 00:54:46,719
zeph Leppard T shirts. I don't
want to play paddle. I don't want

818
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:50,840
to go out and call the sack
with my vest and my yetty hat and

819
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,719
have like a lizard tongue ip A. I don't want to do any of

820
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,639
that stuff. Just leave me.
I don't want to socialize. I don't

821
00:54:55,639 --> 00:54:59,079
want to go out. I work
very hard, I have strange hours.

822
00:54:59,119 --> 00:55:00,519
I take care of my kids.
I love my wife. That's it.

823
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:04,679
I'm at the point where I don't
want to make friends. I got some

824
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,000
great friends across the country from like
high school and college. You got them?

825
00:55:07,079 --> 00:55:09,400
Yeah, I got it. Fine, I'm done. I'm retired from

826
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:13,119
making friends. I'm not coming back
in the game. I'm on some nice,

827
00:55:13,119 --> 00:55:15,079
amusing text chains, friends at work, friends at home. I don't

828
00:55:15,119 --> 00:55:19,480
want to go out and do the
ironic adult kickball. I don't want to

829
00:55:19,519 --> 00:55:21,880
do it. I'm past it.
I don't want to do it anymore.

830
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:22,960
So I love you, honey,
and you're trying to make friends. And

831
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,320
we're in a new neighborhood and I'm
like, I don't care. I don't

832
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:29,559
care if we move every single year. I'm not making friends. I'm done.

833
00:55:29,559 --> 00:55:31,000
I'm a grump, I'm a jerk. I don't want to be friends

834
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:35,280
with you. I'm sorry. Like
if I'm pretending, I'm pretending, if

835
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,199
I'm nice to you at some event, I don't want to be friends with

836
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:39,920
you. I'm pretending. I'm just
and it's so lame. Don't believe me.

837
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:45,760
I just want to go home.
I'm trying. I just want to

838
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,079
go home. All you want to
just go I'm playing a game. It's

839
00:55:47,079 --> 00:55:50,800
not genuine. Okay, go ahead, your cup is full. It was

840
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,039
a good kick save by saying you
have three friends at the table time.

841
00:55:53,039 --> 00:55:58,079
Now, I was thinking about this, if you're married and you have kids,

842
00:55:59,159 --> 00:56:00,920
you don't mean a lot lot of
people because you're so caught up and

843
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:07,639
everything you're doing, especially like you
guys you own a business son acquaintance.

844
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,039
Well, see that's the thing.
A lot of acquaintances. Yeah, a

845
00:56:10,039 --> 00:56:14,599
lot of acquaintance of acquaintances. So
I call them like bless friends, like

846
00:56:14,639 --> 00:56:17,559
the friend that you show up at
a kid's birthday party and you see him

847
00:56:17,559 --> 00:56:21,119
and you sit and you talk.
Be less friends, right, you do

848
00:56:21,159 --> 00:56:29,239
a podcast with Yeah, but I
was thinking I carried a poker table wondering

849
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:32,920
who the sucker is? You get
figured out it's some people say a friend

850
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,239
is somebody you can you can't ask
money for. Yeah, that way,

851
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,960
I mean, I guess you just
know how close a friends. I've always

852
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:43,440
looked at it as like your family's
gonna plan your funeral. Your friends will

853
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,760
show up for your funeral, your
acquaintances will show up at the wake.

854
00:56:45,079 --> 00:56:51,800
Yeah yeah, yeah, right,
But I always I kind of related to

855
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,320
this. On the other hand,
I go, I like meeting people like

856
00:56:54,559 --> 00:56:58,880
I loved my neighborhood when I you
know, when when the boys were little

857
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:02,880
and we would do different people's houses
every Friday night, sometimes ours there,

858
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,599
Judge at Jamison. Judge and Jamison
didn't be getting drunk. It was just

859
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,760
it was fun and you got to
know them. But I never was really

860
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:15,000
hanging out because well I had to
you guys are down for him. Well,

861
00:57:15,079 --> 00:57:17,679
kids bring people together. Kids bring
people together, but they're all neighborhoods

862
00:57:17,719 --> 00:57:22,800
or they're in high school. Very
surface. Though it's very surface, there's

863
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:23,960
not a lot of depth to that. I think a lot of cases it

864
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:28,559
depends on what you think they can
do for you. Then you'll try to

865
00:57:28,559 --> 00:57:30,000
be their friend. Well, I
guess, so I come back like get

866
00:57:30,159 --> 00:57:32,400
I mean grant this is like go
and get one or two friends of this

867
00:57:32,639 --> 00:57:37,440
like the movie like the town,
like ben Affleck. Yes, and it's

868
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,199
like I can't tell you what we
gotta do. We're going to hurt some

869
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:43,320
people. Yeah, And he's like, whose car are we taking? Right?

870
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,920
I got one of those friends?
Yeah? Right? And that's like

871
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:49,880
a best friend. Yeah yeah,
that's a rider die friend where it's like

872
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,559
you don't talk to you have like
I have one really good friend that we

873
00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:58,119
grew up together in high school and
then we lost touch for a little while,

874
00:57:58,159 --> 00:58:01,000
but then when we reconnected, it
was like we never like time never.

875
00:58:01,719 --> 00:58:04,960
Yes, right, you're able to
pick up pick up right where you

876
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,639
left off. That's how I think
that. I also wonder as people get

877
00:58:07,679 --> 00:58:12,320
older, right, and then the
kids are gone, and let's say you

878
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:15,840
move or you lose a spouse,
I wonder if that's when you start making

879
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:20,920
friends again. Because when you're in
the middle kind of here of life and

880
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,800
you're running around and you've got your
business and you've got your kids and you've

881
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,760
got you know, you're not meeting
a lot of people unless you're Doug and

882
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:30,719
you're super outgoing and super friendly and
extroverted. But like I was thinking,

883
00:58:30,159 --> 00:58:34,199
this made me think of you,
because I'm like, I didn't know Doug

884
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,079
from anything, right, and I've
gotten to know Doug. I'm glad I

885
00:58:37,119 --> 00:58:45,960
did, but but I haven't hung
out on Tuesday nights sometimes when he's at

886
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:50,360
the comedy But like you and I
work together and we hung out and you

887
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,480
know, and then I I called
you back up when this was going on

888
00:58:52,599 --> 00:58:59,960
seven years later, see time time
just well closer. We got a little

889
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:04,639
you know, absolutely, But I
think it's just I feel like that's what

890
00:59:04,679 --> 00:59:07,519
he's saying. Many years ago,
I was like that, I didn't want

891
00:59:07,559 --> 00:59:09,840
to. I can understand where he
he's coming from. I can totally understand

892
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,119
where he's coming from. But I
think when you're he's he's in a position

893
00:59:13,119 --> 00:59:15,119
where he's kind of famous. So
now he's got to be a little bit

894
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:19,239
more guarded than than you or I. But because people are like, Hey,

895
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,079
I'm friends with Cayle from the NFL. Hey, Kyle, could you

896
00:59:22,119 --> 00:59:27,000
get me some bears? Dis what's
that resources? Right? Right, exactactly,

897
00:59:27,039 --> 00:59:30,000
And that's what he's trying to be. And nobody wants me for nothing,

898
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:35,719
maybe to move a couch or something
like that truck, I don't get

899
00:59:35,719 --> 00:59:37,440
every buddy, is there anything like
that? Can everybow ten? Can you

900
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:42,000
move the couch? Hey? What's
your deviled egg recipe? That's about some

901
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:45,239
people use me. My friend count
dropped in half when I got rid of

902
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,039
my truck. Yeah, because man, if you got a truck, Hey,

903
00:59:47,079 --> 00:59:50,519
Dan, you got a truck?
Yeah you me, I do,

904
00:59:50,679 --> 00:59:52,760
but it's in the shop, and
that's and you're right owning a business.

905
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:59,039
People people have like so my dad
owns the archery shop. I've watched this

906
00:59:59,159 --> 01:00:01,280
my whole life. They try to
nickel and dime them. Hey buddy,

907
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:06,800
can you help me out whatever?
And then I'm a very trusting person,

908
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,440
so I want to trust you.
But then you burn that bridge. You

909
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:14,159
can fuck right off. You try
to hurt me or my family or my

910
01:00:14,239 --> 01:00:19,440
business, We're done. But I've
seen people circle around within my business and

911
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,760
I have to learn to put up
that wall to be like, okay,

912
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,719
are you just trying to get something
from me? Like I'm here to help.

913
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,199
I want to help people. I
want to help people lose weight.

914
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,239
I want to make better life choices. But it's like how far are you

915
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:35,039
trying to? It goes what do
you want? Truly care about you.

916
01:00:35,079 --> 01:00:37,880
They're not going to come in asking
for a discount. Yeah, they want

917
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,199
to see you succeed, so they're
actually going to support you, not were

918
01:00:40,239 --> 01:00:45,039
like for me, like when I
owned a gym, it would be hackled

919
01:00:45,039 --> 01:00:47,840
and nickel and dimed on price.
And it's like, well you think like

920
01:00:49,039 --> 01:00:52,480
these fucking lights cross something, ye
like I can't do this for nothing?

921
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:58,239
And where now I'm like, Nope, this is price, that's what it

922
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,800
is. You're telling meals nine ninety
nine. Yep, that's what the wall

923
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:06,360
see. You have to and it
almost sounds like make me tap the wall

924
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:13,920
the runup kitchen, but it sounds
like you're you're you know when you say

925
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,119
it that way, so's you got
to take the feeling out of it,

926
01:01:16,519 --> 01:01:20,599
not you, but they do.
Yeah, And that's the problem. We

927
01:01:20,639 --> 01:01:23,079
had people like this one girl particularly
who came to the gym and she was

928
01:01:23,159 --> 01:01:25,599
like, you know, looked at
us a friend, like we had a

929
01:01:25,639 --> 01:01:29,440
falling out in the stent. And
then she comes back she's like, like,

930
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,880
times are tough a cent. I'm
like, so that's my problem now,

931
01:01:32,039 --> 01:01:37,280
yeah, that I have to take
less profit to run this place.

932
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,039
That's why I relate to them.
I go, yeah, I know me

933
01:01:38,119 --> 01:01:44,519
too. Yeah, yeah, I'm
having troubles when you ran the gym we

934
01:01:44,679 --> 01:01:46,480
pray for. When you owned the
gym, were you can I ask this

935
01:01:46,559 --> 01:01:52,079
question? Were you a single guy
when I started it? When you started

936
01:01:52,079 --> 01:01:55,880
the gym? Okay, well back
then, I'm going to ask you,

937
01:01:55,960 --> 01:02:00,760
honestly, did you get some women
that would try to think that they could

938
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:05,440
get a discount date you? Do
you understand what I'm saying? And I'm

939
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,599
not trying. I don't want to
make you. We'll take a conversation,

940
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:12,559
look at it for a discount,
Like yeah, I mean, or would

941
01:02:12,599 --> 01:02:15,000
they get you to try to train
them or work with them? That could

942
01:02:15,039 --> 01:02:22,360
be the buns of your guns.
Chris is a very naive like naive,

943
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,480
he's a charmer. And I see
it like when when I was pregnant,

944
01:02:25,519 --> 01:02:29,559
I'd be like, hey, let's
go out have a couple of drinks because

945
01:02:29,639 --> 01:02:34,519
I want your pregnant anymore. So
I would sit across the bar and I'd

946
01:02:34,559 --> 01:02:37,119
be like, make him drink.
I want to see who tries to take

947
01:02:37,199 --> 01:02:42,440
him home. I was like rent
a husband. Wait, wait, wait

948
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,599
wait, I love that stuff.
I love like we were at a party

949
01:02:45,599 --> 01:02:50,880
a couple like your weird turn on, isn't it. No, it's fun

950
01:02:51,000 --> 01:03:00,320
to see him your fe fake fake
she likes knowing that other way and are

951
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,400
interested in what she's got. It
makes him hotter to her. But it's

952
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:07,519
just like I know he's coming home
with me, but have some fun.

953
01:03:07,639 --> 01:03:09,559
Yeah, but I would make money
off of that. Used to be like

954
01:03:09,559 --> 01:03:12,920
it used to be in sales,
and like it'd set up like you know,

955
01:03:13,079 --> 01:03:16,320
like do some type of like business
deal or whatever, and these girls

956
01:03:16,519 --> 01:03:20,000
be like, I thought we're just
getting coffee, Like, no, we're

957
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,400
a fun Oh. They forgot their
wallet one time, and it's like I'm

958
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,960
like great, I'm like this is
what I'm like, this doesn't work,

959
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,840
Like what what? Who forgot their
wallet? Oh? This girt he was

960
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:34,159
having coffee with a girl and they're
like, oh, I'm like I made

961
01:03:34,199 --> 01:03:37,639
him like meet me out in chili, lived in so I made it completely

962
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:45,119
not like even remotely close and whatnot
and like convenient, and I'm like get

963
01:03:45,119 --> 01:03:46,400
there and like, oh I forgot
my wallet. I'm like the fuck you

964
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:50,199
did. It was when he was
in sale, so he was like meeting

965
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,280
somebody. They thought it was a
date. They thought it was like,

966
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:59,559
no, you buy your own coffee. Well, it's hard to be a

967
01:03:59,599 --> 01:04:01,800
good looking guy. Who the gym, you know. Well, I'm not

968
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:11,360
glad you can say that again.
The stories I am unfortunately everybody remember their

969
01:04:14,599 --> 01:04:16,159
I have to use the bathroom.
Excuse me? Yeah, they never come

970
01:04:16,199 --> 01:04:21,440
back. No. But my brother
and sister in law they live in Delaware

971
01:04:21,519 --> 01:04:25,239
and my brother's a physical therapists,
very well off for himself, and a

972
01:04:25,239 --> 01:04:28,599
lot of their friends are very wealthy
and they live in a call to Sack,

973
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,599
so they bounce from house to house
on Halloween, Like we were there

974
01:04:30,599 --> 01:04:33,480
for Halloween and it was cool,
it was fun. I would not want

975
01:04:33,519 --> 01:04:35,760
to do that every weekend. I
mean, we have one, we have

976
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:39,599
one day off a week with our
son, and our son is three.

977
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,400
I don't want to miss these moments. Yes, he can be such an

978
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:45,719
asshole. And there's days where I
try selling him on Facebook. No,

979
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,280
I'm like, free toddler, take
him, wow, free husband, free

980
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:54,559
free toddler. Hey go to the
bar, get two for one. But

981
01:04:54,599 --> 01:04:58,320
it's we just want to be home. You know what. I don't want

982
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,199
to meet people. You know,
this should actually really work out well for

983
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,920
me, because if you're the bar
and a girl hits on you, and

984
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:05,599
then you're across the bar, I
gotta go up to the hot you're go

985
01:05:05,599 --> 01:05:08,480
and be like, hey, you're
all horned up for this guy. He's

986
01:05:08,519 --> 01:05:17,639
married. I'm not on the stunt
cock. She'd probably be like, no,

987
01:05:17,679 --> 01:05:23,320
I like this one here. That's
short of man, the stunt,

988
01:05:24,639 --> 01:05:33,039
the bait and switch, like you
outgrow certain people. Of course, yes,

989
01:05:33,119 --> 01:05:36,000
you're right. I found like like
my quote unquote who I would consider

990
01:05:36,119 --> 01:05:39,000
a friend. Like, yes,
I've got people that I went, you

991
01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:43,360
know, I grew up with reluctantly. Some of them still call my friends

992
01:05:43,519 --> 01:05:46,679
like one I truly do. But
then from there, like I need I

993
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:50,119
meet other people that are going to
bring different value to life when it comes

994
01:05:50,119 --> 01:05:55,360
to like if it's business or relationships
or whatever, or some of them,

995
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:58,719
like you bring me zero value.
So why am I going to be friends

996
01:05:58,719 --> 01:06:00,599
with you? Like I still love
you if I see you, Hey,

997
01:06:00,639 --> 01:06:04,559
great to see you whatever, Like
I guess like that, but I'm gonna

998
01:06:04,559 --> 01:06:09,840
be well, I'm not being disingenuous. What you're saying is also a great

999
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:14,440
thing because you know the podcast,
I was in radio for thirty years,

1000
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:18,519
and then start the podcast and it'll
be a year December fifth, not much

1001
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:24,280
after you guys, right, And
I think that the one thing that I

1002
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:28,639
always thought and I and you should
think about it with all relationships is exactly

1003
01:06:28,639 --> 01:06:31,920
what you just said, what value
can I give you? And you know,

1004
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:36,199
when they look at businesses starting up, and you've got guys who are

1005
01:06:36,239 --> 01:06:43,559
just capital investment guys, they lose
on eighty percent because whoever they're investing in

1006
01:06:43,679 --> 01:06:46,320
is just after the money, not
after whatever the product is it's about adding

1007
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:49,360
value to people's lives, and you
should always be looking to do that,

1008
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:55,079
and that's where you really make some
real strong friendships and things. You know.

1009
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:59,039
And I don't know, I've never
been a very trusting person with some

1010
01:06:59,079 --> 01:07:06,280
people. I've always that's good though
I trust people too easy. He doesn't

1011
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:10,519
trust people. It's just like one
of these words, you know. I

1012
01:07:10,599 --> 01:07:12,639
used to be like, hey,
Bill, what do you mean by that?

1013
01:07:14,159 --> 01:07:17,119
He looked at me? Why?
I just think like sometimes I was

1014
01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:20,599
never I don't know. I always
felt like there was some kind of you

1015
01:07:20,639 --> 01:07:25,320
know, radio kind of thing.
You were a celebrity. You're a celebrity,

1016
01:07:26,039 --> 01:07:34,559
a certain celebrity, yeah, celebrity. But the guy, I think

1017
01:07:34,599 --> 01:07:38,079
he's very mad at me. No, I think he is. I wrote

1018
01:07:38,079 --> 01:07:40,880
an article about him and I made
fun of him for calling me twice to

1019
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:44,280
tell me that the guy that was
on the show before I was last you

1020
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,480
had him on the phone. Yes, yes, okay. And he called

1021
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,599
me twice to let me know that
Kevin Harvick and his wife bought the mansion

1022
01:07:49,639 --> 01:07:56,039
from Talladega Knights left me a voicemail
and then an hour later called back and

1023
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:59,360
he still didn't answer, and I
didn't. It's a great friend. Then

1024
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,039
I listened and called back, and
he goes, you know, like he

1025
01:08:02,199 --> 01:08:08,920
called twice, some big news.
Wait for me to call you back over

1026
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:12,679
this like i'd be you know,
at first, i go if it was

1027
01:08:12,719 --> 01:08:14,760
something with a family member, I'm
like, oh, man, let me

1028
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,640
give you a call. Right,
we got a call once. It's no

1029
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,079
lie, I'm not gonna say who
it was. We had a friend of

1030
01:08:19,079 --> 01:08:25,239
ours die and instead of calling the
family, the first person they called it

1031
01:08:25,279 --> 01:08:29,199
was Bill. They hadn't even taken
the track out of the guy's throats yet,

1032
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:30,560
and they're like, yeah, he's
dead. You said no that,

1033
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:33,920
don't remove that. The doctor's gonna
pull that out. While they're at the

1034
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:40,359
phone with Bill. Yeah, and
another friend of ours goes, the first

1035
01:08:40,359 --> 01:08:44,760
person you've called the radio DJ.
Now college mother, you know Colline brother,

1036
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:49,039
you know college out of the brother
you called the Randy that's selling sound

1037
01:08:49,159 --> 01:08:58,399
died. Okay, that is true. Yeah, yeah, and I missed

1038
01:08:58,399 --> 01:09:00,119
that dude. He was awesome.
All right, we'll take a we'll take

1039
01:09:00,159 --> 01:09:02,720
a moment when we come back.
I got something to run by, Doug.

1040
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,960
If this ever happened on a you
hitting on a woman at a bar.

1041
01:09:06,199 --> 01:09:11,199
Oh I heard that this happened,
and Sam, if you guys can

1042
01:09:11,239 --> 01:09:14,439
stay for a one more segment,
I gotta run this bike. I'd love

1043
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:17,159
to get your taken on it.
Yes, I thought this was interesting.

1044
01:09:17,199 --> 01:09:20,680
I kind of like this. Okay, this is a savvy woman. We'll

1045
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:24,560
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1046
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1047
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1048
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1049
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1050
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:41,760
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1051
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:45,079
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1052
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1055
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on. Leo's the official Bakery Dellian
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1056
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:08,399
over there to Leo's and you can
get a lot of great desserts for Thanksgiving.

1057
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:13,000
Maybe try the Leo's Pumpkin Log.
The Leo's Pumpkin Log is the flavorful

1058
01:10:13,039 --> 01:10:15,640
pumpkin cake that they have at Leo's, rolled up with cream cheese felling.

1059
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:19,159
How good does that sound? It's
perfect for the holiday feast. Speak fresh

1060
01:10:19,159 --> 01:10:23,800
for you and your family only from
Leo's. And then you're probably gonna be

1061
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:26,560
tired of being in the kitchen.
You're probably gonna be tired of having to

1062
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:30,279
clean up all all the pots,
the pans, and all the scrubbing that

1063
01:10:30,359 --> 01:10:32,640
goes on. You might even get
I don't know, tennis elbow or carpal

1064
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:36,600
tunnel. So that's why you need
to go to Leo's and get the pre

1065
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:41,279
made meals. It's fantastic. Pop
them in the microwave, pop them in

1066
01:10:41,319 --> 01:10:46,199
the oven, less, cleaning less
pans, and always always delicious Leo's.

1067
01:10:46,359 --> 01:10:50,720
What's the best thing about Leo's Everything? Of course, I'm Despatch Drive in

1068
01:10:50,760 --> 01:11:05,199
East Rochester, open every day Iron
Smoke Distillery in fair Port, New York.

1069
01:11:05,279 --> 01:11:09,760
You know what I got from my
Thanksgiving dessert? I went and got

1070
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:15,199
some Rattlesnake, rosies, chocolate peanut
butter pie because I'm gonna liquid diet dessert

1071
01:11:15,239 --> 01:11:18,199
diet, liquid dessert diet. Yeah, oh yeah, and anybody in my

1072
01:11:18,239 --> 01:11:23,399
family we're gonna have that. It's
gonna be fantastic, so delicious. Hopefully

1073
01:11:23,439 --> 01:11:26,840
you're having a wonderful Thanksgiving. You
know, if you'd like to burn off

1074
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:30,720
some of those Thanksgiving calories, I
would suggest Tomorrow Friday, Black Friday,

1075
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:36,119
the twenty fourth, get over to
Iron Smoke Distillery. Ethos is doing acoustic

1076
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:41,279
the acoustic sessions beginning of three thirty, and then you can burn off some

1077
01:11:41,359 --> 01:11:45,319
of those Thanksgiving calories, jumping around
to the great sounds of something else,

1078
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:49,039
playing all your favorites. They're a
fantastic cover band. It's all happening at

1079
01:11:49,119 --> 01:12:20,520
Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport, New
York. Baby, I always love this

1080
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:30,840
band. Who is this Black Close? I'm just as jealous again. I

1081
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:32,680
always loved the Black Crows. They
were very much like the Stones, who

1082
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:36,760
were going back on tour, and
you know what, they're not pulling any

1083
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:44,760
punches this year. They got a
Black Crows Friday. What's the song Jealous

1084
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:47,000
again? Jealous again? Yeah,
it's funny. The two brothers, Chris

1085
01:12:47,079 --> 01:12:50,880
Robinson and his brother they didn't get
along like ever. Right, that was

1086
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:55,039
a while. Yeah, i'll give
you a quick story in the second.

1087
01:12:55,039 --> 01:13:00,079
But the uh, the Stones,
I was these guys sort of a derivative

1088
01:13:00,119 --> 01:13:02,319
of the Stones. I always and
that's why I really like him when he

1089
01:13:02,399 --> 01:13:08,079
came out in the late eighties early
nineties. Stones are going on tour this

1090
01:13:08,199 --> 01:13:13,079
year. They're eighty. They'll both
be eighty, micking Keith and it's sponsored

1091
01:13:13,079 --> 01:13:19,439
by Grandma going to the cancer pay
Mcgroupie Parker fifty four. That's eighteen fifty

1092
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:25,399
four, sponsored by the AARP,
And if you're an AARP member, you

1093
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:29,640
get early access to tickets. It's
like getting on a plane early. Yeah.

1094
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,439
But here's the fucking thing. I
can join AA part AARP. I'm

1095
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:35,760
fifty two. I thought, what's
what's the age fifty four is? I

1096
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:42,279
think it's fifty. It's fifty.
You saved all of my dad's ARP things.

1097
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,359
He would, Yeah, I don't
want it. I don't and like

1098
01:13:45,399 --> 01:13:46,399
I don't want to do. I
don't feel like I'm fifty two year old.

1099
01:13:46,399 --> 01:13:49,960
I don't want to act that way. Get the benefits. If i'd

1100
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:55,279
get early access to Stowes tickets.
What's the closest crowd right now? He's

1101
01:13:55,279 --> 01:14:00,720
getting early access to Kidney Stones rolling
Foxboro. I think Cleveland might be Cleveland,

1102
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:06,159
and probably Toronto. Yeah, they
likes to go away somewhere. Yeah.

1103
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:11,680
Usually years ago they did a really
cool thing where they played a small

1104
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:15,880
club, a theater, and then
a stadium in the same city. So

1105
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:17,520
they would do Yeah. I would
love to see them in a small club

1106
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:20,199
to me as a as a blues
band, Yeah, that would be pretty

1107
01:14:20,199 --> 01:14:24,600
awesome. Doug has been trying to
go out and get on the dating.

1108
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:27,920
He came in here last time.
He's very very upset, very upset.

1109
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:32,520
She might be listening was I was
upset as an ac DC song called shutdown

1110
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:40,119
in Flames, I had lighter fluid
on me. Speaking of ac DC,

1111
01:14:40,239 --> 01:14:44,119
we just introduced one of our employees
to the I've Got Big Ball song.

1112
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:46,720
Really, my dad used to play
it for us all the time as kids.

1113
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:55,000
My balls are always employee who had
never heard that girl guy is a

1114
01:14:55,079 --> 01:15:00,319
guy. I'm the only chick that
works there. Come on, geez wow,

1115
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:05,039
I had never heard. Must be
fun around the water cooler. Just

1116
01:15:05,079 --> 01:15:11,199
spit balling here Chris, how long
he has been married? Three years?

1117
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:15,600
For you? A lot of work, lot of fun. There we go,

1118
01:15:16,199 --> 01:15:18,760
come one Nuggie day and here she
comes Chillman, one, two,

1119
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:24,600
three a c DC songs all live
front Center, making you harder than Chinese

1120
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:28,760
Ruth. But take all the way
from South Stuly York, the sweet sweet

1121
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:35,600
ass yourself, Sam, I'm across
society. This is your favorite band?

1122
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,920
It is? Yeah, DC's his
favorite band. Yeah, that's what I

1123
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:45,000
work out, So it's a cy
DC. Yeah, so I heard it's

1124
01:15:45,039 --> 01:15:47,760
so funny about that. When I
work out I have the ac DC,

1125
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:54,079
I usually start believing there's not a
scratch on that album. I don't take

1126
01:15:54,119 --> 01:15:58,960
the album to the gym. Knuck
alad, I have a walkman, that's

1127
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:04,039
how long it's been sitting that skip
technology. Yeah, I went to the

1128
01:16:04,119 --> 01:16:12,359
gym. They started me on balloons. So somebody said that they know a

1129
01:16:12,439 --> 01:16:15,920
woman who she goes out. She'll
go out by herself and sit at a

1130
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:20,359
bar like Sam, watch her husband
get hit him no, and sits there

1131
01:16:20,399 --> 01:16:23,960
and if a guy comes up and
says, may I buy you a drink

1132
01:16:24,079 --> 01:16:26,640
or starts to chat with her,
she'll say no, but I'm hungry.

1133
01:16:27,399 --> 01:16:30,359
No, but I could eat.
No, but I could eat. And

1134
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:35,000
he ends up buying her a meal
or or a shareable or whatever, and

1135
01:16:35,119 --> 01:16:40,680
I went, huh, that's kind
of she feels a little forward. But

1136
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:45,439
I could see if the conversation's going
well, and you know you're gonna buy

1137
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:48,640
me a drink and but I'm hungry, what would you do? I wouldn't.

1138
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:51,600
What are you hungry for? I
mean that's what I would say.

1139
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:56,359
You know, you know, is
she gonna say a lobster tailor? Do

1140
01:16:56,399 --> 01:17:00,560
you want to share an appetizer?
Yeah, I wouldn't find some food.

1141
01:17:01,199 --> 01:17:03,359
I wouldn't mind some food. I
mean that would be weird. Man.

1142
01:17:03,399 --> 01:17:05,359
I don't know what I would I
don't think i've ever heard that one.

1143
01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:09,199
No, I never have either.
I wouldn't. Yeah, I wouldn't do

1144
01:17:09,279 --> 01:17:11,239
that. You wouldn't do that?
No, I mean I love food,

1145
01:17:11,279 --> 01:17:14,119
but I wouldn't ask the guy to
buy meat dinner. I think I'd be

1146
01:17:14,199 --> 01:17:17,760
out. I'd be like, yeah, you're more commitment. There's a lot

1147
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:20,640
more commitment. Yeah, because at
least a drink, I can you know

1148
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:25,880
you gotta pay for it after right, most you're gonna get his top show.

1149
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,359
I mean grey goose for a fifteen
dollars drink. She might order a

1150
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:33,319
you know, double lapster tail in
prime reb and then you're up to forty

1151
01:17:33,359 --> 01:17:35,720
five dollars. You're like, we're
not doing that. If it's at a

1152
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:39,520
bar, you're probably getting like I
don't know, if you at a bar,

1153
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,039
it could be a shop, could
be out back, it could be

1154
01:17:42,119 --> 01:17:45,199
chicken fingers. You never could be. Bar. Is a wide range of

1155
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,640
just give you a wide range.
You go to Las Vegas, there's different

1156
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:51,439
girls hanging out of different casinos.
You have your circus circus girls that are

1157
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:55,239
kind of itching a scratchy, and
then you go to the Blagio and you

1158
01:17:55,319 --> 01:17:58,600
got the blonde bombshell. I mean, ye, that's same way. So

1159
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:00,279
depending on what bar she goes too, that's true. Yeah, you know,

1160
01:18:00,439 --> 01:18:03,319
or where you know, Applebee's.
You were sitting at bunt Connery's down

1161
01:18:03,399 --> 01:18:05,560
here right over here, and we
got to go out there some night.

1162
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:09,800
Oh I'd love to take it all
right, the brow here that was Saturday

1163
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:13,600
night that I don't know. Don't
drink and drive kids. Is that worth

1164
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:16,680
it? Dude? It is not. No. No, I stopped trying

1165
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:20,319
to pick up women at bars.
I to pick up women. Now I

1166
01:18:20,439 --> 01:18:25,520
go to my local dollar store because
I figure we're on the same budget.

1167
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:30,600
Something's got to happen, and they
cruise up and down the aisles. There

1168
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,439
was a woman in Binghamton who just
got busted day. I don't think you

1169
01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:35,279
were here forty one thousand. Oh
yeah, yeah, I said. There

1170
01:18:35,359 --> 01:18:38,640
was like an auto loan. She
had to pay it back over like over

1171
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:42,479
forty one thousand dollars she stole she
thought she could win it back. She

1172
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:45,159
stole it because she had a gambling
problem. In Binghamton, the dollar was

1173
01:18:45,359 --> 01:18:49,159
the Dollar General or the Dollar General, so she stole it from Dollar General.

1174
01:18:49,319 --> 01:18:53,399
She she was a manager there.
Every time they made forty one thousand,

1175
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:56,239
she just put it in her bank
account, not their bank account,

1176
01:18:56,399 --> 01:19:00,800
and then tried to gamble and win
it all back and lost everything. And

1177
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,840
now I just four and a half
years to pay the forty three thousand dollars

1178
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:05,479
back. Would you like a carloan? Exactly? You know. It's like,

1179
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:11,880
so now anybody's managing a family dollar
or dollars dollars, maybe I could,

1180
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:15,800
hmm, okay take it a little
loan from myself. So what are

1181
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,920
you guys going to do for Thanksgiving? Then when do you do you?

1182
01:19:18,359 --> 01:19:20,840
Is there a cheat day? Do
you get to cheat a little bit?

1183
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:24,960
Or do you or is that smoothie
going to be served to everybody? That

1184
01:19:25,079 --> 01:19:32,880
smoothing everybody the retirement home favorite Chris
stretch behind me? But is there is

1185
01:19:33,039 --> 01:19:40,000
do you give yourselves a day?
Yeah? Right, you're so So we're

1186
01:19:40,039 --> 01:19:44,520
on a program right now. It's
called seventy five hard, chut your mouth.

1187
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:48,279
It's got I hope I can get
a heart at seventy five, barely

1188
01:19:48,279 --> 01:19:54,399
get it hard at fifty three.
They make blue pills for that. Right,

1189
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:56,880
well, I can't afford that.
I got tongue to pressors and duct

1190
01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:05,039
taper. She gets. Yeah,
So it's it's seventy five days of no

1191
01:20:05,159 --> 01:20:09,319
cheat meals, no alcohol, You
have to do two workouts. One workout

1192
01:20:09,359 --> 01:20:12,199
has to be done outside. You
have to take a progress picture, read

1193
01:20:12,319 --> 01:20:17,319
ten pages of a non fictional book, and for fun. His name is

1194
01:20:17,359 --> 01:20:21,359
Andy Friscilla. He owns the supplement
company that we sell through our stores first

1195
01:20:21,399 --> 01:20:25,840
form, and he had a bet
with all of his friends that and it

1196
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:29,039
was exactly seventy five days, and
that's how it started. He just had

1197
01:20:29,079 --> 01:20:30,000
a bet that he had to lose
a certain amount of weight. This is

1198
01:20:30,039 --> 01:20:34,560
how we did it, and just
turned into a mental toughness challenge condition.

1199
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:41,239
So what you had to read?
What? So we read like some type

1200
01:20:41,239 --> 01:20:44,600
of book like that. Wait a
minute, I'm sorry. So seventy five

1201
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:48,840
days, you're not going to do
it. Five hours, you're not going

1202
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:54,840
to do it. I might stop
it. Vern calories thinking about it,

1203
01:20:55,119 --> 01:20:59,359
right, it was no booze,
no booze, no cheat meals, no

1204
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:03,359
sugar, no sugar. Yeah,
two workouts. I bet you felt great

1205
01:21:03,399 --> 01:21:08,000
after that. Yeah, we feel
I mean I enjoy having a glass of

1206
01:21:08,039 --> 01:21:11,840
wine here and there. Now I
like get super hungover if I have a

1207
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:15,439
glass because the sugar. Next day, so the sugar, the sugar.

1208
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:17,800
Okay, so I did I told
you the last time that you were in

1209
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:23,600
I did one of those dyets and
it was really for people with diabetes and

1210
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:27,960
it was lose thirty thirty pounds and
forty days that kind of thing, and

1211
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,359
I lost a lot of weight.
Everybody started saying to me, you need

1212
01:21:30,399 --> 01:21:32,880
to eat a sandwich. Gonna eat
now. They didn't have you working out

1213
01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:38,159
during this time, your toileres solo. You were eating five hundred calories a

1214
01:21:38,239 --> 01:21:42,199
day. How bad is that terrible? It's terrible, terrible. So I

1215
01:21:42,359 --> 01:21:44,800
bet for the body and everything.
Yeah, so if I were to lay

1216
01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:48,279
down all day and not do anything, I burn seventeen hundred calories. You're

1217
01:21:48,319 --> 01:21:54,640
cool, You're going to be the
same. But it's like you have to

1218
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:58,680
eat that in order to survive,
so you'll get migrants. I lose all

1219
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:03,000
this and I go out with a
bunch of people and I come home and

1220
01:22:03,039 --> 01:22:04,920
I'm like, you know what,
they're right, they're right, And it

1221
01:22:05,079 --> 01:22:10,000
was I just ended the diet.
So I dipped strawberries in peanut butter,

1222
01:22:10,159 --> 01:22:13,479
thinking it was sort of healthy.
Well it wasn't great peanut butter. It

1223
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:16,199
was you know, all the shit
that it was top there. I woke

1224
01:22:16,359 --> 01:22:19,279
up the next day, Sam,
I had big lines in my face,

1225
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:24,520
sheep marks, dehydrated, and my
mom was there to help with the kids

1226
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,119
because my wife at the time was
out of town. And I remember,

1227
01:22:27,399 --> 01:22:30,039
she's going, are you hungover?
Did you drink? I go no,

1228
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:32,600
it was from eating, and there
was just the introduction of sugar back into

1229
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:35,760
the body when you didn't have it. So I got severe migraines out of

1230
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:41,520
high school. When I stopped eating
and had my anorexia and eating disorder,

1231
01:22:42,119 --> 01:22:46,359
and then when I started eating too
much sugar, then my migraines started again,

1232
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:49,159
so I knew that I had to
clean it up. But so we're

1233
01:22:49,199 --> 01:22:54,199
in phase one right now, so
you do seventy five days and then so

1234
01:22:54,479 --> 01:22:58,000
he turned it into a live hard
program, so it's a full year program.

1235
01:22:58,399 --> 01:23:01,640
Full year people do this for So
you do phase one and then there's

1236
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:05,680
it's not a full you're taking break. I'm just hoping that they give you.

1237
01:23:06,039 --> 01:23:10,039
It gives me more years on the
planet, so I can really fuck

1238
01:23:10,079 --> 01:23:15,399
those years up because I'm just here
live hard. Yeah, So then you

1239
01:23:15,479 --> 01:23:19,000
do thirty days at face right,
I'm gonna have this great year of doing

1240
01:23:19,159 --> 01:23:26,119
nothing, so I'm gonna have fun
when I'm eighty nine. The more you

1241
01:23:26,239 --> 01:23:29,239
do it, the longer you live. Oh great, yeah, and make

1242
01:23:29,359 --> 01:23:35,520
no friends. Apparently like minded people
come on, right, So are you

1243
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:40,239
doing the full year? Yeah you
are, Well, I just finished phase

1244
01:23:40,279 --> 01:23:44,119
one today, so you fin that. So you're done seventy five four different

1245
01:23:44,159 --> 01:23:46,840
phases. It's only it's less than
half a year if you yeah, like

1246
01:23:47,119 --> 01:23:50,359
you have to take a certain amount
of time off, and again it's more

1247
01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:55,199
it's not. But people are like, oh, like it's not healthy because

1248
01:23:55,199 --> 01:23:58,199
you know, you have to drink
it's a gale and of water we can

1249
01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:02,840
get Like how many? Is that? Okay? So I have an app

1250
01:24:03,079 --> 01:24:08,319
that I been doing intermittent fasting and
stuff through. They have you drink one

1251
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:11,880
hundred and thirty ounces of water a
day, which is over a gown.

1252
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:14,439
And I actually didn't know how many
were in a gallon. But I've been

1253
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:16,760
drinking by the sixteen to nine,
right, they got this other app called

1254
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:23,840
Google. I didn't even think about
it or this bitch right here, Siri,

1255
01:24:25,279 --> 01:24:29,479
Hey, Siri? How many?
How many? I just figured they

1256
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:33,399
brought it up by ask I'd probably
just drink a gal let's see what he's

1257
01:24:33,439 --> 01:24:39,000
gonna start carrying around. No,
no, I just I knew a drinking

1258
01:24:39,439 --> 01:24:43,439
mechanica. I did. You did? Yeah with bodybuilding time, like that

1259
01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:45,800
was the cool thing to do.
You're a bodybuilding you get a carry on

1260
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:51,159
a gown? Shut up. I
just watched Pumping Eye in the other day,

1261
01:24:51,479 --> 01:24:58,079
great movie. Yeah, yes,
they were you gotta get the pump

1262
01:24:58,119 --> 01:25:00,640
because's like I gotta get the pump, like I'm coming, So I'm coming

1263
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:06,319
in the gym. And I'm fantastic
great, So I said, Hi.

1264
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:10,439
Tell his father, I said hi, And I'm going to spank him when

1265
01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:15,000
we go to South Africa for the
most Olympia contest because I'm the best that

1266
01:25:15,239 --> 01:25:17,760
it. Yeah, exactly, it's
a good inspiration. There's some inspiring movies

1267
01:25:18,239 --> 01:25:21,239
part of this though, This this
competition though, And whatever you're doing,

1268
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:26,880
do you have to like is there
certain like fragrances and soaps and deodorance that

1269
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:30,239
you can't use? Does that contribute
to that? The problem that was when

1270
01:25:30,279 --> 01:25:32,479
I did my diet, I yeah, I had to change the odorance every

1271
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:36,399
they wanted, no aluminum they wanted. I went. I just recently switched

1272
01:25:36,399 --> 01:25:40,119
to aluminum free, just because it's
better for the That's what I've done too,

1273
01:25:40,319 --> 01:25:43,880
because actually I found an appy actually
called think Dirty. Right, it

1274
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:46,359
sounds ridiculous, but if you look
it up, no, it sounds fucking

1275
01:25:46,439 --> 01:25:50,520
awesome. What could it be?
Well, you look nurse dirty. You

1276
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:54,800
look up the stuff that you used
to shave, deodor it so and it

1277
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:57,960
rates it on a scale of zero
to ten how dangerous it is. And

1278
01:25:58,039 --> 01:26:00,600
I found out that half the stuff
I'm using it's like an or and nine

1279
01:26:00,039 --> 01:26:04,239
like I'm killing myself with like shaving
cream and divert. Yeah. I don't

1280
01:26:04,279 --> 01:26:09,359
know. I don't mean is that
really is that a buffal line or below

1281
01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:11,399
the line ship? I mean,
we get people. I got a guy

1282
01:26:11,479 --> 01:26:14,279
today, you know, hopefully doesn't
listeners. He's like, yeah, I

1283
01:26:14,319 --> 01:26:16,439
try to eat plant bass and then
you tell me about going to fucking Arby's.

1284
01:26:17,439 --> 01:26:20,479
Like, seriously, you're gonna you're
gonna want to have a debate over

1285
01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:25,840
vegetables, but you're going to Arby's. So he's more worried about that.

1286
01:26:26,239 --> 01:26:29,239
It's probably other things you gotta worry
about more. Of course, what shaving

1287
01:26:29,319 --> 01:26:32,079
creamer? Yeah, but it looks
good, Danny, it looks good.

1288
01:26:32,199 --> 01:26:38,039
Yeah. Right, I appreciate that. I think my thirteen year old son

1289
01:26:38,159 --> 01:26:41,159
right, because my all three of
my boys are in town, and my

1290
01:26:41,319 --> 01:26:44,039
thirteen year old was in here,
and my twenty three year old son is

1291
01:26:44,119 --> 01:26:46,600
six seven. He's a big guy. He comes in and they're sitting across

1292
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,600
from each other, and he hadn't
shaved, and the guy he goes,

1293
01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:57,840
your chin looks like a lollipop that
rolled around on the carpet just reminded me

1294
01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:01,760
of the past or a flavor saver. Jackson just has his little flavors and

1295
01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:04,840
then his thirteen year old brothers just
starts ripping on it. That's amazing.

1296
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:09,840
Looks like Beavis a buttet where they
shaved when they cut their hair and then

1297
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:15,319
they glued to their face to the
damn smooth. All right, I have

1298
01:27:15,399 --> 01:27:18,159
a question because you said you worked
in it was an emergency medicine. Yeah,

1299
01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:20,760
you worked on an ambulance for a
long time. When I went into

1300
01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:26,079
the emergency room, there's oftentimes,
Doug, be careful with this. We

1301
01:27:26,159 --> 01:27:30,520
have lady, she's a dream with
me. Sam. I think that there

1302
01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:36,399
have there been, there are people
sometimes and I hear different nurses say you

1303
01:27:36,479 --> 01:27:42,680
would be amazed what people stick in
the rear end. And you want all

1304
01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:45,279
three stories of what I've had to
deal with. Yes, because here's the

1305
01:27:45,359 --> 01:27:50,960
thing that I think people don't realize. Doug ready to take a note Shakespeare.

1306
01:27:51,039 --> 01:27:59,960
But Rome, that is one of
them. Zucchini. That's an old

1307
01:28:00,199 --> 01:28:03,560
joke. No, that I actuallyucchini
somebody. Yeah, I had. The

1308
01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:10,079
sphincter is a muscle and it'll suck
something right up there right if you start

1309
01:28:10,119 --> 01:28:13,479
playing around. All right, I
got four that I'll tell you about Okay,

1310
01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:16,560
the first Wait, wait, should
we guess he's guy zucchini? I

1311
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:20,399
don't know how to spells zucchini starts
with the issue. Are any of them

1312
01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:27,439
guys got to spell it? Come
here anymore? Don't fall asleep in this

1313
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:30,920
room, gentleman, name the zucchini? Alright, three said? The only

1314
01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:36,399
is that the only fruit? Yes, only vegetable? Yes, only.

1315
01:28:38,159 --> 01:28:41,640
We're gonna have like three show me
car to condom. Wait, I'm thinking

1316
01:28:43,439 --> 01:28:47,359
what else would somebody? What about? Uh, summer sausage? There's no

1317
01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:55,199
more food, no more food?
Shampoo bottle is a good guess? Broomsticks?

1318
01:28:56,079 --> 01:29:00,560
Broomstick? Really a broken broomstick?
Well, yeah, that was a

1319
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:03,800
wife who was really mad at her
husband. Wait, let me get the

1320
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:06,079
ship. The husband did it at
home to try something. She was at

1321
01:29:06,159 --> 01:29:10,399
work and had to call hit her
too. No, they got into an

1322
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:14,800
argument and she snapped a broomstick,
and when he was bent over, she

1323
01:29:15,279 --> 01:29:23,159
shoved it up his dye. Ow
did they stay married? I don't know.

1324
01:29:24,159 --> 01:29:28,079
I don't want to know. I
don't want to know. At the

1325
01:29:28,199 --> 01:29:31,760
time we got that fight, yeah, he was transported ass up literally.

1326
01:29:32,119 --> 01:29:35,720
Yeah, I didn't talk about that. Thanks. Event So Bob, what's

1327
01:29:36,319 --> 01:29:42,039
nothing, floor's little dirty. Yeah, we gotta get to the home depot.

1328
01:29:42,159 --> 01:29:44,720
And uh, hey, Bob,
how do you let her talk to

1329
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:50,359
you that way? Yeah? Donut? Two more? All right, two

1330
01:29:50,399 --> 01:29:55,520
more. So we've got a broomstick, a zucchini. Uh, there's there's

1331
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:59,640
an it's obvious vibrator. Yes,
vibrators. It's a sex toy. That

1332
01:29:59,680 --> 01:30:00,600
makes sense. That was a guy
too. That was a guy. That

1333
01:30:00,680 --> 01:30:03,520
was a guy. Young kid,
young kid. Yeah, that was outside.

1334
01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:08,399
That was a good story. Brought
him in his mother, his mother,

1335
01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:15,319
right, all right, friends,
the mom didn't know why she was

1336
01:30:15,399 --> 01:30:20,720
bringing him in. So that room
got real awkward, real fast. Oh

1337
01:30:21,359 --> 01:30:27,880
and one more, what's your insurance
number? One? Tooth before? So

1338
01:30:28,119 --> 01:30:36,159
that is colon here, Billy turned
down the air. That kid, it's

1339
01:30:36,399 --> 01:30:40,640
very funny. Remote control, it
was, hey, you want to stick

1340
01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:44,640
that up your ass again? Kid, let's got mom. It was a

1341
01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:48,199
remote and it was a remote,
but it was it was bluetooth, and

1342
01:30:49,399 --> 01:30:54,800
so he forgot the remote at home
and by so it was still gone.

1343
01:30:54,840 --> 01:31:00,399
Grandpa was trying to turn open up
the shaking in the doctor's office, bleeding

1344
01:31:00,439 --> 01:31:09,560
out his achis, try to get
the he was not going up. So

1345
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:12,800
that kid, he he was with
his mom and it was he was a

1346
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:15,319
nice kid. I felt bad.
He was really super embarrassed and he was

1347
01:31:15,479 --> 01:31:23,159
twenty two. Twenty two, that's
all enough. So we rolled him to

1348
01:31:23,279 --> 01:31:29,279
the side and we were we were
doing a rectal exam and the PA just

1349
01:31:29,359 --> 01:31:32,479
started. We couldn't help but laugh, like it was fucking hysterical. And

1350
01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:36,039
because the bed, I was like, is somebody's phone going up? I

1351
01:31:36,199 --> 01:31:41,840
was like, oh, too soon
because the it was vibrating the bed and

1352
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:45,920
this kid was like, uh,
he was shaking and he didn't know what

1353
01:31:45,039 --> 01:31:50,399
he is. He was experimenting on
himself. Yeah, and it had like

1354
01:31:50,439 --> 01:31:53,920
a finger hook. Yeah, So
like we x rayed him. We have

1355
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:59,760
to x ray everybody and uh sh
it's still damnit sex race never get they

1356
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:04,760
had a ring on it and he
just it slips muscles. I'm telling you

1357
01:32:05,239 --> 01:32:09,439
not that I know. And the
fourth one was a kitchen whisk a kitchen

1358
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:16,039
whoa talking about beating up? Now
that one I can see, don't ask

1359
01:32:16,079 --> 01:32:20,720
you watch well making my deviled eggs
are like, yeah, yeah, let's

1360
01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:25,680
try that. It wasn't the handle
first, it was the whisking. The

1361
01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:30,520
whisk yeah, just just just whizz
whizz. No, that could be somebody

1362
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:35,960
who had a hemorrhoid and just really
could reach the Oh my god. Yeah

1363
01:32:36,279 --> 01:32:41,239
wow. And the cucumber with a
zucchini cucumber was an old man. He

1364
01:32:41,319 --> 01:32:45,479
was super lone. His wife just
died. And that's where I grew that.

1365
01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:48,880
They grew the zucchini together. It
was some of the last nobody else

1366
01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:51,199
to use a strap on ITIM.
So he's like, you know, my

1367
01:32:51,319 --> 01:33:03,079
wife Francis, Okay, what term? And Whoopsie to hear about throw off

1368
01:33:03,159 --> 01:33:11,720
pegged himself. Wow, I mean
I worked in Albion, so I worked

1369
01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:14,640
in Orleans County. I told you
that. And uh, just some of

1370
01:33:14,720 --> 01:33:17,279
the stuff like I had a guy
on molly Butt naked in his front yard

1371
01:33:17,359 --> 01:33:20,319
like eating grass, like and he
was a dog. I had a woman

1372
01:33:20,479 --> 01:33:24,800
having sex with her husband got caught
in handcuffs, but then her leg got

1373
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:29,279
caught in the headboard, like it
was. There were some interesting things that

1374
01:33:29,359 --> 01:33:31,359
I saw. Wow, I would
love to write a book. But yeah,

1375
01:33:31,479 --> 01:33:35,720
we had a girl she was yelling
from her house. I think this

1376
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:41,119
was a victor like a day and
a half, and she was handcuffed to

1377
01:33:41,119 --> 01:33:45,119
her bed and heard somebody yelling,
broke down her door. She's dressed in

1378
01:33:45,239 --> 01:33:47,840
Wonder Woman. The guy was dressed
in a Superman knocked out concussion on the

1379
01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:51,560
floor. He got on the dresser, jumped off to and hit his head

1380
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:56,159
on the ceiling, knocked himself out
and knocked himself unconsciously. She had to

1381
01:33:56,159 --> 01:34:01,079
start yelling for somebody. Was like, Bob, Bob til Sherman. Well,

1382
01:34:01,119 --> 01:34:03,640
working at the strip club, I've
heard a few. Yeah, yeah,

1383
01:34:04,199 --> 01:34:09,000
things up the butt. Well that
was no, but I mean just

1384
01:34:09,039 --> 01:34:12,720
embarrassing moments getting caught. I mean
stuff that women stick up their vagina.

1385
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:15,119
Yeah, and like I'm like,
okay, that's that's a you could easily

1386
01:34:15,199 --> 01:34:20,520
reach that. But they would just
put shit and leave it just for shits

1387
01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:25,920
and giggles. No, that out
like weeks later. Oh oh, drug

1388
01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:30,640
mules, drugs mules. I didn't
meet sour dope read for a long time.

1389
01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:41,600
Oh, but sour crowd on the
other hand, Fuck yeah. That's

1390
01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:45,279
the only thing I missed about working
in the emergency room was just the stories

1391
01:34:45,319 --> 01:34:47,039
and stories that came in. But
I mean they had to be stressful as

1392
01:34:47,119 --> 01:34:51,600
well. That job, no,
because you're going to see people usually at

1393
01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:56,800
their worst moments. Yeah, it
was. And working in a community hospital

1394
01:34:56,840 --> 01:34:59,600
that I knew a lot of people. It was hard at times. You

1395
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:01,359
can get be kind of caring and
you know it's gonna be okay. And

1396
01:35:01,840 --> 01:35:05,000
the drunks were my favorite. The
drunks. Yeah, they asked you please

1397
01:35:05,039 --> 01:35:08,760
don't tell anybody, Please don't tell
anybody. I mean the people that weren't

1398
01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:11,600
drunk, they didn't want to get
their names. Oh yeah, yeah,

1399
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:18,880
well, I mean that's hippa hippo. But dealing with people in those emotional

1400
01:35:18,960 --> 01:35:26,000
moments, and people's grandparents that I
knew personally growing up. You got to

1401
01:35:26,079 --> 01:35:29,119
learn to shut the emotion off and
just do your job and then you can

1402
01:35:30,359 --> 01:35:32,439
console the family later. But there
was, like they said, the drunks

1403
01:35:32,439 --> 01:35:36,800
and the drug addicts, and it
was it was fun. It was fun.

1404
01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:41,199
It was a good time. I
got bit spit on. Oh yeah,

1405
01:35:41,279 --> 01:35:45,760
yeah, it sounds fantastic. I
mean, don't look at me,

1406
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:49,760
don't look at me. I've got
some stories. I was one of the

1407
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:53,399
classes. You were in general hospital. I was, well, I was

1408
01:35:53,439 --> 01:35:55,920
in the e R last week,
right, and we could like to go

1409
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think it for being so cooperative.
I go, yeah, why what's the

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01:35:59,039 --> 01:36:01,520
problem. Have you heard the lady
across the hall put your ox that you

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01:36:01,640 --> 01:36:05,600
back on, We'll put on the
mitch. No, no, we're putting

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on the bench. The people were
putting on the bench, the people with

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01:36:10,079 --> 01:36:13,800
dementia. Where's Jim? Where's Jim? And I would make one of my

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01:36:13,880 --> 01:36:16,039
employees call the phone and he would
just talk to her for an hour because

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01:36:16,079 --> 01:36:19,079
she just like missed Jim. But
they were fun too, because they were

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01:36:19,159 --> 01:36:24,399
funny. Well, sure, they're
always beating new people. Exactly where did

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01:36:24,399 --> 01:36:30,239
you? So we've learned a lot
tonight, not only about the Black Friday

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01:36:30,319 --> 01:36:35,880
sales that are gonna be happening,
but also bit spit, put my husband

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01:36:35,920 --> 01:36:40,720
and watch them across the bar.
This has been amazing. Yeah, we

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01:36:40,760 --> 01:36:43,319
have a lot to be grateful,
all sponsored by this healthy new meal.

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You just have to eat seventy five
days in a row with no booze,

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01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:47,920
no jerking off, no cocaine or
weed, and you will be a healthy

1423
01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:51,920
son of a bitch, naturally.
What natural shampoos and deal, I'll tell

1424
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:58,039
you what more we have. Pr
I bet you if anybody did that seventy

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01:36:58,119 --> 01:37:02,680
five day get hard or go hard
or whatever challenge you look younger, right,

1426
01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:06,119
because like sugar wrinkles you up and
all that. I've got a buddy

1427
01:37:06,159 --> 01:37:10,039
that will goes out on vacation probably
about four or five times a year,

1428
01:37:10,079 --> 01:37:13,640
and he will do eighty days with
no drinking a couple of fasting lose his

1429
01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:15,319
way. People are like, oh, it's really bad for his body.

1430
01:37:15,359 --> 01:37:18,960
I'm like, you know, what
is it? What's not bad for your

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01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:23,119
body? And I think you lose
weight. I think the fasting stuff is

1432
01:37:23,159 --> 01:37:27,399
sometimes really good for you. It
helps you get rid of shit, clean

1433
01:37:27,439 --> 01:37:29,640
it out. Your body eats the
bad stuff. Well, if you eat

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01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:31,279
Burger King three days in a row
and then you fast for two days and

1435
01:37:31,319 --> 01:37:33,800
then you go back to Burger King, that's really not doing it right.

1436
01:37:35,119 --> 01:37:39,720
You can't all work a bad diet, right. Give it to us more

1437
01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:43,680
time than the Black Friday sale.
First ten people to sign up in store,

1438
01:37:43,760 --> 01:37:46,319
get free protein, buy four meals, get a free pack of balls,

1439
01:37:46,920 --> 01:37:49,319
buy six meals, get balls in
a shake. There you go,

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01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:56,159
perfectly. It's been a pleasure meeting
you, Chris. Yes, coming in,

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01:37:58,840 --> 01:38:00,680
Sam, God, Sam, I
didn't realize how funny you are.

1442
01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:08,960
Thank you. Don't killing it tonight
days I'll do twenty you do the other

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01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:19,920
fifty. I have a great Thanksgiving
everybody we'll see at Circum and Circu They've

1444
01:38:19,960 --> 01:38:23,840
helped families get back to what matters
most to them. Now, you've probably

1445
01:38:23,840 --> 01:38:26,800
spent a lot of time with family, and hopefully that hasn't led to some

1446
01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:31,600
kind of strain I don't know,
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1447
01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:36,079
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1452
01:38:56,359 --> 01:38:59,920
holiday is the tipping point, I
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1453
01:39:00,079 --> 01:39:02,920
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