WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.679 --> 00:00:16.079 Hi, I love you. I love you too, love your podcast. 2 00:00:15.039 --> 00:00:19.519 I don't pants. I know I wore them especially for you, because I 3 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:24.039 wore them right next to the leopard print I had zebra print. I wanted 4 00:00:24.079 --> 00:00:28.679 to really mess up your mind be assaulted. This is Laura Kane after Dark. 5 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:32.640 I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer. Hi. We have producer 6 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:36.399 Brian who's going to be up in this chair here pretty soon. And I'll 7 00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:42.960 tell you why right now. Yeah, have Okay, this game has been 8 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:53.359 around for like probably ten years, but we're going to be playing. They 9 00:00:53.640 --> 00:00:56.119 are going to be playing, not me. No, no, no, 10 00:00:56.119 --> 00:01:00.960 no, no, why not because I am the distributor and I am the 11 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:03.239 one you're the facilitator. Yes, you should get bie on your own supply 12 00:01:04.079 --> 00:01:07.400 us. Never get high on your own supply. You know that those are 13 00:01:07.680 --> 00:01:12.200 I don't know that, you know. That's what all I have to say 14 00:01:12.280 --> 00:01:15.439 is one thing I know. If we throw up, it's going to be 15 00:01:15.519 --> 00:01:19.400 on her. Stop it. Yeah, okay, Well on these beautiful white 16 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:26.760 sper blankets. It's a game that's been around for a while and it's the 17 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:33.760 it's called bean Boozled, And I'll explain it to you, which is now 18 00:01:33.760 --> 00:01:36.719 going to be renamed as puke on Laura No stop it. So then you 19 00:01:36.760 --> 00:01:40.879 guys are so Brian will be up here in just a minute. How about 20 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:44.760 Natalie Vale on Tuesday? Monday, Tuesday. I'll tell you right now it's 21 00:01:44.879 --> 00:01:49.439 so good again if you would want to book something with Natalie Vale. She 22 00:01:49.599 --> 00:01:53.359 is the best psychic I've ever met in my life, and she does so 23 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:56.959 many more things than that. Just go to Natalie Vale dot com and it's 24 00:01:56.959 --> 00:02:00.359 on our website too. So I'm wondering if I can ask you question? 25 00:02:02.480 --> 00:02:06.680 What last night? I went to bed at eight thirty and I woke up 26 00:02:06.760 --> 00:02:09.639 at seven am, so I had like ten hours of sleep. I'm sorry, 27 00:02:09.719 --> 00:02:13.240 get to get tired again? Can I just recline on the cotch up, 28 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:16.000 put my legs over yours. I'll still do the podcast. You're actually 29 00:02:16.159 --> 00:02:20.800 tired from sleeping too much? Well, I had to work all day too. 30 00:02:21.080 --> 00:02:23.719 Oh he got up early, is what you say? No? I 31 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:27.039 got ten hours of sleep? Yeah, then why are you tired? Because 32 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:31.639 I'm old? Drink your what's in that pepsi? No ginger ale? Why 33 00:02:31.680 --> 00:02:36.159 don't you get something with caffeine in it before you do the podcast? Okay, 34 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:38.479 Laura, you don't have a stocked green room for the talent. I 35 00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:46.159 know what I was supposed to my rider alike from last year's window. Yeah, 36 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:49.840 do you at least provide a footstool for him to recline on. Yeah, 37 00:02:49.879 --> 00:02:53.800 she's my footstool. Use that footstool right there? No get away, 38 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:57.960 great, Oh I don't don't cover my horrible pants. Just put the microphone. 39 00:02:59.159 --> 00:03:04.520 Look, I'll be great. This is Laura after Now, Laura Cae 40 00:03:04.520 --> 00:03:08.919 after Betty by, get up energy, position up and straight, just like 41 00:03:09.080 --> 00:03:14.840 nal we said there we go up, and she said sit up straight and 42 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:19.840 cross your legs. That's when we were pulling the cards. I can. 43 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:22.520 I can do this now. Even when my kids would do this to me, 44 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:25.280 I would I would be so annoyed, like, get your legs off 45 00:03:25.319 --> 00:03:29.960 my get them off, get them off your get them off my thighs, 46 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:32.919 hideous, get your legs. I can. I can imagine that Laura is 47 00:03:34.000 --> 00:03:37.479 just like sweet, loving mother and then one kid puts like touch, accidentally 48 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:43.599 touches her and she flies off. Total. I don't like. And if 49 00:03:43.599 --> 00:03:47.280 you sip out of my water glass, I have a big problem. Class. 50 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:52.039 It's just the weirdest thing. I pour myself my own glass of water, 51 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:55.400 and then Evan will reach for it and start and I'm like, put 52 00:03:55.439 --> 00:03:59.919 that water down right now, that's my water. Do you want one? 53 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:02.520 I'll go get you one, but don't drig out of my glass I have. 54 00:04:02.680 --> 00:04:09.520 That's a weird thing with me. It's not even here yet. You're 55 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:15.360 the raging Bene say it. Okay, you're the raging There you go. 56 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:20.879 You're of the race, you know what. I accept that because that's what 57 00:04:20.920 --> 00:04:27.040 I'm going to be. Good, A good the best way in the worst 58 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:30.560 connotation. You're going to be a good You're going to be a good Besy. 59 00:04:30.879 --> 00:04:33.399 Yeah boy, okay, good one. 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I know, I know, God, 110 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:30.639 Yeah, they just I'm speaking to me. They're just super mean. 111 00:08:30.800 --> 00:08:35.360 Yeah, come up now, Okay, so Eric, you start with your 112 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:39.720 host chat all right, because it's a present for us. Yes, So 113 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:43.080 one of my very very dear friends who have known for many, many years. 114 00:08:43.240 --> 00:08:50.600 She is an accomplished author now and I was talking to her about two 115 00:08:50.600 --> 00:08:54.200 weeks ago about coming down and being on our show, and so she is 116 00:08:54.240 --> 00:09:00.799 looking for some time at timeslot and we'll figure it out in the meantime. 117 00:09:00.960 --> 00:09:05.360 A package came the other day, okay, and her name is Susan Berlin 118 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:13.279 game Okay. You can buy her books on Amazon. She sent a gift 119 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:20.039 for you and for me. Ah, so this is for you, okay. 120 00:09:20.279 --> 00:09:22.799 So we're going to open them on the air. And this is something 121 00:09:22.840 --> 00:09:28.200 that she has recently done, and you can purchase it on Amazon. It 122 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:33.159 says blessing, Okay, become more a twenty one day devotional, Laura, 123 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:39.679 blessings to you in twenty twenty four and always Susan numbers six twenty four through 124 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:41.840 twenty six. I don't know what that means, but maybe soon I will, 125 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:46.039 you will. So okay, this is okay. I'm already intrigued. 126 00:09:48.080 --> 00:09:52.200 And she wrapped it so nice, yes, how sweet? Okay? Nice? 127 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:56.480 Become more? Oh God, I need this. I need something like 128 00:09:56.519 --> 00:10:01.320 this right. So what Natalie said, Okay, come more? Mm hmm. 129 00:10:01.159 --> 00:10:05.639 A twenty one day devotional are you searching for hope and a fresh start. 130 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:09.519 As you center your days on God and its promises, you can become 131 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:13.240 more positive, faith filled, strengthened, and blessed as you navigate each day 132 00:10:13.519 --> 00:10:16.879 and all that comes with it. Start each day with become more and watch 133 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:22.240 God move in your life in amazing ways. So this twenty one day guide 134 00:10:22.279 --> 00:10:26.919 has unique daily devotions from Susan Berling. Game. Each day focuses on one 135 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:30.240 verse in chapter in the Bible to help you practice learning how to grow in 136 00:10:30.279 --> 00:10:35.039 your knowledge of God, applying the scriptures directly to your life. Oh okay, 137 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:39.039 so it's it's it's religious based, yes, but I don't have a 138 00:10:39.039 --> 00:10:45.240 problem with that. I believe in God. And you know what. I 139 00:10:45.320 --> 00:10:50.200 studied the Bible in college. You did well. I took a religious studies 140 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:52.840 class and it was really interesting, you know, I mean, like as 141 00:10:52.879 --> 00:10:58.320 literature, you know. So this is cool and so you can write out 142 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:07.000 your daily this is really really great sections become more. I like that. 143 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:11.200 I like the name of the title. Well, thank you. Fighting battles 144 00:11:11.240 --> 00:11:15.639 out of your comfort zone. It's got things to do and things not to 145 00:11:15.679 --> 00:11:20.960 do, so do this instead of that. So I love it. Yeah, 146 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:22.960 pause and consider. So thank you, Susan, and we'll see you 147 00:11:24.039 --> 00:11:26.679 on the show soon. Very appreciative. Thank you, very appreciative. All 148 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:30.279 Right, I'm going to read you a list, and I'm going to tell 149 00:11:30.320 --> 00:11:33.840 you something after I read you the list. Okay, this is my host 150 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:37.519 chat. Okay, these are I just got this list of everyday things that 151 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:41.679 people do that are super disrespectful. And I'll read some of the list and 152 00:11:41.720 --> 00:11:46.200 then you can comment, and then one of these things I'm going to go 153 00:11:46.320 --> 00:11:50.159 off on. Okay, oh boy, I'm about to get it. Okay, 154 00:11:50.320 --> 00:11:54.879 no, no, nobody's gonna get it. Here are some things that 155 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:58.919 people do that are very disrespectful. People who call for sneeze in public and 156 00:11:58.960 --> 00:12:05.000 don't cover their mouth. Come on. People who tailgate when you're driving above 157 00:12:05.039 --> 00:12:07.720 the speed limits, like you're going eighty five and there's somebody behind on your 158 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:11.919 ass and you're like uh huh hello, Okay, I guess I'll move over 159 00:12:11.960 --> 00:12:13.840 to the second lane real quick. Let me say something really fast on that, 160 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:18.639 Lilya. Like this last week, I was driving on the eighth Freeway 161 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:20.240 and there was traffic and it was right around the bend, but you can 162 00:12:20.360 --> 00:12:24.840 kind of see it the guy in front of me starts slowing down a little 163 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:26.000 too fast, too far out, so I had to kind of slam on 164 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:28.960 the brakes a little bit, but not that bad. The truck behind me, 165 00:12:30.080 --> 00:12:31.919 which was like still going at probably like eighty five, slams on his 166 00:12:31.960 --> 00:12:35.399 breaks so hard. I hear the tires squealed. I'm just sitting there like 167 00:12:35.399 --> 00:12:37.360 at a dead stop, looking at the card in the rear, and I'm 168 00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:41.360 like, oh my god, I'm about to get like just killed here. 169 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:43.720 So his brakes are like squealing the entire way, and then he actually has 170 00:12:43.759 --> 00:12:48.360 to turn off the freeway into the shoulder and narrowly misses, like just rammed 171 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:50.600 into the back of me, and I was like, oh my god, 172 00:12:50.840 --> 00:12:58.360 thank god. So yeah, tailgating sucks. Yeah. People who don't flush 173 00:12:58.399 --> 00:13:03.679 the toilet in public restrooms, Oh gross, what are you thinking? Come 174 00:13:03.720 --> 00:13:09.720 on, that's gross. Drivers who hang out in thus fast lane and drive 175 00:13:09.840 --> 00:13:13.840 slow. Yes, what the hell? Parents who let their kids run them 176 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:20.200 up in public and they don't do anything about it when their kid makes a 177 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:28.759 nuisance of themselves. The number one thing if people think is disrespectful abandoning stuff 178 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:35.360 in a store in the wrong place or shelf oh, I want to help 179 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:39.120 admit something. Oh you do two? Wait wait wait, I have never 180 00:13:39.240 --> 00:13:41.039 left a bunch of stuff. But if I'm like, oh I don't want 181 00:13:41.039 --> 00:13:43.960 this anymore, I'm not gonna take it all the way back to I found. 182 00:13:45.639 --> 00:13:48.399 Usually I do do, I do too. But there is one store 183 00:13:48.639 --> 00:13:54.440 where I am an absolute heathen. I'm a monster. I'm an absolute monster, 184 00:13:54.960 --> 00:14:01.600 and that place is ross. For some reason, I will ditch like 185 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:07.279 shoes that I decide I don't really want these shoes in like the kitchen where 186 00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:11.960 that's me boy. Or I'll hang up clothes I don't want where the dog 187 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:16.759 food is Like I do this. I'm like, why am I doing this? 188 00:14:16.799 --> 00:14:18.919 But it's only a ross that I do. I won't excuse me. 189 00:14:20.440 --> 00:14:24.120 I know you're you're a monster in other places to get paid, you get 190 00:14:24.159 --> 00:14:28.639 paid to like you. Do you forget that I because of people like me? 191 00:14:28.919 --> 00:14:31.440 Do you forget that I've been shopping with you? I know we went 192 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:37.440 to outlets one time in air which they can't I I was trailing after her 193 00:14:37.639 --> 00:14:41.120 like a child, like she would try on stuff in the aisle. Well, 194 00:14:41.159 --> 00:14:45.039 I do that all the time. That is disrespectful to me. If 195 00:14:45.039 --> 00:14:48.879 I was shopping there if if I'm wearing leggings, I can try stuff on 196 00:14:48.960 --> 00:14:52.879 over my leggings. You don't see anything, wouldn't well, I know, 197 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:56.720 but guess what about seeing? It's just about like I know, I understand, 198 00:14:56.759 --> 00:15:00.399 but sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do because you don't time. 199 00:15:01.639 --> 00:15:07.679 You also are not careful when you are undressing or dressing. Somebody could 200 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:11.080 see lip. Yeah, there are numerous times you have more or boob. 201 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:16.840 Yeah, I don't care. If I saw a lip, I'd leave you 202 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:18.679 at the allies. My god, I can't I can't even wait. I 203 00:15:18.759 --> 00:15:22.919 have to claw my eyes out or something. I know he would be horrified, 204 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:26.559 you would. He would be like more to he would pass out. 205 00:15:26.679 --> 00:15:31.519 I turned into a puddle, a pile of salt. Just yeah, I 206 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:33.320 would just turn into like a pillar of salts. So I just don't want 207 00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:37.879 to apologize to the people at ROSS because I do frequent work Ross. I 208 00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:39.559 do love it because it's like a treasure hunt and there's some really cool things 209 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:41.879 you can find in them. But you won't be going to any more, 210 00:15:41.960 --> 00:15:46.759 sad to say, because of my addictions. Yes, and you're new to 211 00:15:46.000 --> 00:15:50.919 change my waists and your new money the double card. She's sorry. They 212 00:15:50.879 --> 00:15:54.799 don't have slot machines at Ross, not yet, Oh jeez god, but 213 00:15:54.879 --> 00:15:58.480 they do anyway. I apologize for being that person at Ross because I know 214 00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:07.320 you people work there are like tired of us. Anyway, Okay, so 215 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:10.440 let me get out where I put the bulls. Oh god, this is 216 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:15.080 a game called bean Boozled, and now it's been around for like ten years. 217 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:19.879 I know. But I was at Ross and like, we're, oh, 218 00:16:19.960 --> 00:16:23.720 wait, you got these from Ross? Yes, for years. Not 219 00:16:25.120 --> 00:16:30.399 necessarily, you didn't these, you didn't start. Here's some napkins if you 220 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:32.840 in case you want to spit it out in a napkins throw. No, 221 00:16:32.879 --> 00:16:36.600 you're not gonna throw. I'm gonna puke on you. I'm gonna do all 222 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:38.759 over you, and then I will just gently dab the corners of my mouth. 223 00:16:40.519 --> 00:16:42.639 I'm gonna barf. I saw this when I was waiting in one of 224 00:16:42.679 --> 00:16:47.559 the very long lines, and I'm like, this could be fun on the 225 00:16:47.600 --> 00:16:52.399 podcast between Eric and Brian, you too, I can facilitate. No, 226 00:16:52.679 --> 00:16:55.200 I'll facilitate. You and Brian do it. No, you guys are the 227 00:16:55.200 --> 00:16:59.000 taste. Let facilitate and Laura does it. So yeah, yeah, twice 228 00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:02.720 as many beans are to try. Okay, so this one you pressed down. 229 00:17:02.720 --> 00:17:06.720 Now here's what you're either gonna get. Okay, there there's two of 230 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:12.839 each. There's like the black one you either get cappuccino or you get liver 231 00:17:12.920 --> 00:17:18.559 and onions. Oh god, I'm gonna pew. The white speckled one you 232 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:25.440 either get buttered popcorn or rotten egg. I don't want that one. The 233 00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:30.279 peach colored one is peach or barf. Oh if I get that one, 234 00:17:30.279 --> 00:17:37.839 I will barfin. The green one is juicy pear or booger. Oh god, 235 00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:44.799 this is disgusting that the veriest speckled one is tooty fruity or stinky socks. 236 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:52.119 Oh god, pomegranate or old bandage. Old what bandage? What would 237 00:17:52.119 --> 00:17:53.680 those even taste? I wouldn't even know what that tastes like. I wouldn't 238 00:17:53.680 --> 00:17:56.839 I wouldn't be able to be like, oh yep, that's old bandage. 239 00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:02.200 I know not good. I know that taste berry blue or toothpaste. That 240 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:07.319 probably is like the least defensive one, the toothpaste one, toasted marshmallow or 241 00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:15.759 stink bug, Oh god, birthday cake or dirty dish water. And then 242 00:18:15.960 --> 00:18:22.960 finally strawberry, banana smoothie or dead fish? Oh my god, how many 243 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:26.359 of these are we doing? This is gonna be so disgusting, Laura. 244 00:18:26.640 --> 00:18:30.279 I'm just gonna say, right now, right now, I hate you. 245 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:36.079 Now. Here's how you play the game, though, No matter which one 246 00:18:36.119 --> 00:18:40.039 you get, I mean, when you get it, we will obviously know 247 00:18:40.079 --> 00:18:42.279 if you get the good one or the bad one. If you have to 248 00:18:42.400 --> 00:18:47.079 eat the whole thing without spitting it out, the first person who spits it 249 00:18:47.079 --> 00:18:51.240 out loses. Okay, I'm losing. I'm fine losing. Play the game. 250 00:18:51.440 --> 00:18:55.000 You play the game. Do you know how bad that's gonna smell coming 251 00:18:55.039 --> 00:19:00.759 out? Now? Brian, you go first, No, just you pick 252 00:19:00.839 --> 00:19:03.079 one? Which one do you think is going to be? Okay? So 253 00:19:03.119 --> 00:19:08.200 he picked the blue one, which is actually not bad because that one is 254 00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:15.920 either blueberry or toothpaste? What did you get? I think he got toothpaste. 255 00:19:17.240 --> 00:19:22.119 I don't know. It's not blueberry. I think it's toothpaste. But 256 00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:25.839 then again, some toothpaste tastes like blueberries, so I don't know. So 257 00:19:25.880 --> 00:19:29.240 it's fine. So okay, not a bad start. I forgot to tell 258 00:19:29.279 --> 00:19:32.039 you I'm not allowed to have sugar anymore. No, these are sugar free. 259 00:19:32.039 --> 00:19:34.559 I checked it, all right, let's see. Now you pick one 260 00:19:34.599 --> 00:19:37.960 and I'll tell you which one you either get picked the mold colored one. 261 00:19:38.319 --> 00:19:42.640 Oh god, okay, he's picking. Okay, wait, don't bring it 262 00:19:42.680 --> 00:19:48.880 to you. Either are going to be eating. I think this is either 263 00:19:48.680 --> 00:20:00.519 buttered popcorn or rotten egg. Don't smell at first eat it. What did 264 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:11.559 it taste like? Obviously it's not that bad thing. What was it? 265 00:20:11.839 --> 00:20:18.720 I don't know. Cappuccino? Okay, okay, okay, Now let's see 266 00:20:18.759 --> 00:20:25.240 pick one of these. Okay, green. He's either gonna have juicy pear 267 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:36.559 or booger. Do you remember what biggers tastes like. I have never eaten 268 00:20:36.559 --> 00:20:41.599 a booger when you were a little. I ate a pill bug when I 269 00:20:41.640 --> 00:20:48.519 was little. What do you think? I don't know if this is a 270 00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:52.440 good or bad flavor. It kind of tastes like pear, but it's a 271 00:20:52.480 --> 00:20:56.759 little salty. I don't know if that's supposed to be bigger e o booger 272 00:20:56.799 --> 00:21:00.759 is supposed to be salty? Okay, I would be like, oh, 273 00:21:00.799 --> 00:21:04.720 that's good, but it's not. Okay. This one may be the butter 274 00:21:04.799 --> 00:21:07.440 popcorner, rotten egg, and don't smell it first. Just pop it in 275 00:21:07.440 --> 00:21:11.119 your mouth. Pop it in your mouth. You don't smell they might. 276 00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:15.039 No, you have to eat it all. You have to eat it all. 277 00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:18.200 Oh god, oh god, did you eat rotten egg? I think 278 00:21:18.240 --> 00:21:22.799 you got rotten egg? Oh god, Okay, you got it. You 279 00:21:22.839 --> 00:21:25.559 got it. You got it, you got it, you got it, 280 00:21:25.559 --> 00:21:26.039 you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, 281 00:21:26.079 --> 00:21:33.519 you got it. I don't know what it is. It looks like 282 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:37.440 he's about to go. I know. The tastes like nothing. Hey, 283 00:21:37.519 --> 00:21:47.599 let's what I don't know. Was it bad? I think it was sweat 284 00:21:47.599 --> 00:21:52.079 socks or something. Oh god, was it like really bad or was it 285 00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:55.279 just like no, it was just annoying. Yeah, like this game. 286 00:21:55.680 --> 00:21:57.880 No, we're gonna do a couple more round. Laura could like see this 287 00:21:57.960 --> 00:22:00.200 and be like, you know what, I think at the end, she'll 288 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:03.319 have to eat one. Yeah, we'll pick one for her, all right. 289 00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:07.039 He's going for the red one. Now, this one is going to 290 00:22:07.079 --> 00:22:15.759 be either palm, pomegranate, or old bandage. Old. Yeah, that's 291 00:22:15.880 --> 00:22:18.799 that's probably. That would be like a blood clot. This tastes like a 292 00:22:18.839 --> 00:22:26.079 coffee. It tastes like neither of the things that last one horrible after taste 293 00:22:26.160 --> 00:22:30.720 coffee. I think this might be one of the insane one. Don't smell 294 00:22:30.720 --> 00:22:37.559 it first, Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, 295 00:22:37.799 --> 00:22:41.599 you guys are both still in the game. Okay, okay. So the 296 00:22:41.640 --> 00:22:45.519 last one you had was rotten egg. Then it didn't taste like rotten egg. 297 00:22:45.559 --> 00:22:47.440 Well, then I don't know what. I hate eggs. So, 298 00:22:48.759 --> 00:22:52.559 oh my god, I smell something. I don't think they smell well, 299 00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:59.599 I smelled something there we Okay, this one is one that's brown and speckled 300 00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:03.279 and that poop. No, I think it's either tooty fruity or stinky socks. 301 00:23:04.519 --> 00:23:17.240 Wow, what is it? Gross? It's definitely not a good flavor. 302 00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:22.279 But I don't know how to describe it. It's just like you got 303 00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:26.319 stinky socks. Then I guess, I guess, yeah, okay, that's 304 00:23:26.359 --> 00:23:30.799 yours. I didn't think stinky socks tasted like that. Yeah, it's up. 305 00:23:32.839 --> 00:23:34.440 Oh wait, no, you have to eat it. You have to 306 00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:36.799 eat it. What is it? What is it? What do you think 307 00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:44.319 it is? Wait, it's a what is it? I don't know, 308 00:23:44.480 --> 00:23:47.559 I don't I think it's rotten egg or dirty dish. One. It was 309 00:23:47.599 --> 00:23:59.880 like, peat, oh barf, this is the game. I don't care. 310 00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:02.279 Let me see these. I don't care. I'm going to pick one 311 00:24:02.279 --> 00:24:06.480 that you have to. I don't want to play. How do I I 312 00:24:06.519 --> 00:24:11.519 just want to pick one. There we go. Oh my god, Oh 313 00:24:11.599 --> 00:24:17.720 my god, that is gross. You can't pick the one that you want. 314 00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:26.799 I'm oh, that was absolutely disgusting. Oh the one that's the worst. 315 00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:30.960 Do you have a piece of chocolate or something. Oh my god, 316 00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:33.799 that is water, absolutely disgusting. Look in the kitchen for something real quick. 317 00:24:34.279 --> 00:24:37.359 Oh my god, Oh my god, here is yours. I don't 318 00:24:37.359 --> 00:24:41.160 know what it is. Try it? What? What could it be? 319 00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:47.440 I don't know that gross? You find out this wasn't the plan. Yeah, 320 00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:51.440 I'm I'm gonna eat some of these for fun. Oh my god. 321 00:24:53.799 --> 00:24:59.039 Okay, it was a good one. I think they all taste stale. 322 00:24:59.319 --> 00:25:03.680 Try it well, that one. Obviously you would have had a problem with 323 00:25:03.759 --> 00:25:10.000 two. I'm thinking, no, Eric, I'm scared. I'm scared. 324 00:25:10.039 --> 00:25:15.440 I'm scared. Just just a jelly beam. They're not that bad. Oh, 325 00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:21.599 give her one until she gets a bad one. Yeah, no, 326 00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:26.319 oh god, I gotta go one. This is like fruity, no no, 327 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:33.160 no, one more. What could this be? None? None of 328 00:25:33.200 --> 00:25:37.160 the good one says that good? They all just that last one was disgusting. 329 00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:41.480 I think this one might be the same, the same color. I 330 00:25:41.519 --> 00:25:47.240 don't know, I can't remember. What could it be? Maybe dead fish? 331 00:25:47.559 --> 00:25:55.799 Oh no, too bad, suck it down. Oh my god, 332 00:25:56.240 --> 00:26:04.680 Okay, just do it. M hm oh my god, so cross, 333 00:26:06.359 --> 00:26:10.960 Yes, you're doing another one? What more? Get? Get another one? 334 00:26:11.119 --> 00:26:12.880 This is not the game. Too bad. You have to deal. 335 00:26:14.559 --> 00:26:17.799 Yeah, you have to deal between you two. Too bad? Sorry, 336 00:26:17.880 --> 00:26:22.079 that game ended that. We're the last one. We're doing. We're going 337 00:26:22.119 --> 00:26:26.559 to get the bad one. We are. Yep, this is not the 338 00:26:26.599 --> 00:26:33.160 way things are. I'm siding with Brian. I think that this could be 339 00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:40.000 dirty dishwasher or birthday cake. And if it's birthday cake, guess what what 340 00:26:40.960 --> 00:26:45.319 you get? Another one? My god? Oh I got dirty dishwasher? 341 00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:52.400 You what's it the same? Wait? No, okay, dish washers one? 342 00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:59.640 Two, three? Oh? Okay, okay, okay, okay, 343 00:26:59.160 --> 00:27:08.240 it's this is not dirty dishwater. I want to see what it looks. 344 00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:15.920 I think this is dead fish. God amazing, or no, this is 345 00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:25.720 rotten egg. That's a brutal merry Christmas. What did you go get in 346 00:27:25.759 --> 00:27:29.400 there? Did you eat something or did you find something? Damn it? 347 00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:33.400 Can you like talk amongst each other? Oh my god? Yeah, someone 348 00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:41.759 ordered door dash or something. God? Absolutely, Oh Laura, I want 349 00:27:41.799 --> 00:27:47.359 you to experience what barf tastes like. No, that's not no. I 350 00:27:47.480 --> 00:27:52.519 played my part of the game. It's done, done, done by being 351 00:27:52.519 --> 00:27:56.160 boozled. We've been there, done that. Okay, Now we're bringing out 352 00:27:56.160 --> 00:28:00.880 the question game. How you love how I'm wearing white? It sucks with 353 00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:06.039 my black outfit? Oh my God made that? Oh God? So I 354 00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:10.319 have cards in here too, because some cool question cards. So you can 355 00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:15.720 either pick she a little piece of paper or one of these cards that are 356 00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:22.279 right. Well, I don't know what I'm trying to say, pick pick 357 00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:27.559 one or the other. We're playing the question game, the Bowl of Questions. 358 00:28:27.960 --> 00:28:36.079 Okay, what would detectives assume about you if they inspected your room without 359 00:28:36.119 --> 00:28:41.000 ever meeting you? I have a lot of posters up on my wall, 360 00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:45.839 so paratly that I like movies and I like Indiana Jones. What other posters 361 00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:48.839 do you have in your room? So I have currently I have five posters 362 00:28:48.960 --> 00:28:52.759 up Okay, and that's actually on the low end compared to what I used 363 00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:57.319 to. I have a James Bond poster. I have a Piets Caribbean poster. 364 00:28:59.079 --> 00:29:03.759 I have a Jaws poster, and then I have two Indiana Jones posters. 365 00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:07.680 You liked Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh that was like one year. 366 00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:11.000 No, I like the poster. Oh okay, you like that is the 367 00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:14.440 first part. Scabby movie is a really great movie. I just really like 368 00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:21.839 the poster. Okay, it's a yeah, that is just awful. Yes, 369 00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:25.920 door Dash sounds so good right now? Okay, yes, okay, 370 00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:32.559 Oh he's going for the slip of paper in the bowl of questions. If 371 00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:36.039 you won ten million and had to spend it in five days, what would 372 00:29:36.119 --> 00:29:45.319 you buy a million diamonds? Cashman? Later? What doesn't say how I 373 00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:49.480 have to spend it? No, just whatever comes to the top of your 374 00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:53.079 head. And I had to spend it all in five days, I'd buy 375 00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:57.359 a house. Okay, I can't buy a house in five days. Yeah, 376 00:29:57.440 --> 00:30:00.160 thirty day escrow the minimum? Right, but says I have to spend 377 00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:03.720 it in five days. Yeah, but I promise it to Yeah, I 378 00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:10.519 could buy it outright. Yeah, you still like thirty day as grows and 379 00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:14.160 you've got well, I know, let's get into that contingency period, and 380 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:18.160 then I would I would give you some you how much of it? How 381 00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:22.960 much of it? Would you give me five dollars? Same thing like that? 382 00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:30.319 And then what else is on a vacation? How much? Would you 383 00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:34.559 give me a million? Yes, I'd give you a million too. You 384 00:30:34.640 --> 00:30:38.440 give me the same amount as he gets? Why shouldn't Why should you get 385 00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:45.079 more than me who's known him for seventeen almost eighteen years, who's in their 386 00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:52.480 year of the raging bac. But okay, I'll give you one point five. 387 00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:55.920 No, I get at least five. He gets one. I get 388 00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:59.519 five. No, I forgot. I'm sorry. I thought I thought I 389 00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:03.160 was wow for a minute. Now I was so grateful for I'm not great 390 00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:07.759 half as money. I would like two and a half. Ask for nothing, 391 00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:12.920 because that's what it's gone down to, five hundred thousands, and that 392 00:31:14.160 --> 00:31:21.359 is my year of that. I come into money, right right? Okay, 393 00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:25.880 If you could be born in another era in history, which would you 394 00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:30.480 choose? Oh? God, them, I think I would love to live 395 00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:33.920 in the Roaring twenty. I knew it, Congress, I knew you were 396 00:31:33.960 --> 00:31:37.920 going to say, oh, wait, the flapper dresses and they like had 397 00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:42.400 their like little hats and their little fancyphilis or something. I would totally dive 398 00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:51.279 syphilis. Syphilis is back then, influenza too, and oh I'd have polio, 399 00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:59.480 but I'd be dancing away before all that stuff. The wrong person's husband, 400 00:31:59.599 --> 00:32:01.720 you know, you get shot. You know what about you, guys, 401 00:32:01.799 --> 00:32:06.920 I'm interested to know what about? What era would you go to or 402 00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:09.480 would you like to live in the seventies? Yeah, that would be my 403 00:32:09.519 --> 00:32:13.960 second choice. I would do fifties. I'd go to work every day in 404 00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:16.519 a suit in the fedora, and I would change smoke like a bastard. 405 00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:21.759 Would you expect to come home to your wife bringing you a drinkie at the 406 00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:25.400 door in her house dress, and then and then taking your shoes your slippers. 407 00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:29.680 I don't love the whole like servitude kind of feel of it. I'm 408 00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:32.640 like, more of the partnership is fun. So maybe i'd change that part 409 00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:37.000 that you know, ye of it. But no, you know what I'd 410 00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:40.039 like to do. I'd like to be in the cave man and then Laura 411 00:32:40.079 --> 00:32:45.759 would be my wife and she'd be like out, you know, like washing 412 00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:50.400 our animal skins. On a rock and I'd just bend her over and then 413 00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:55.039 do me from behind real quick. That's your guys problem. Nothing is cooler 414 00:32:55.319 --> 00:33:00.599 then, like the nineteen fifties Guy Fedora's suit holding like his glass a Scotch 415 00:33:00.640 --> 00:33:02.759 and his cigarette the same time, and he's just sipping and that is a 416 00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:07.000 that's a movie instead. Did you like did you watch mad Men? No? 417 00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:10.039 I didn't. It was it was so good. Why not? I 418 00:33:10.039 --> 00:33:15.359 don't know. I think you should give it a shot. It is great 419 00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:16.839 if you love that. I've been watching True Detective right now. Oh, 420 00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:21.720 the Jy Foster. It's not out yet. Well, it is out, 421 00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:23.079 it's not on HBO Max yet. I had never watched it. So I 422 00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:28.160 just finished McConaughey. The first season. Yeah, that was really good. 423 00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:30.359 The second one not so much. I love Colin Farrell, but it was, 424 00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:32.640 yeah, the second. So there's a third one coming, Yes, 425 00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:37.240 it just came out with Jody Foster. Where's the where's the third one? 426 00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:40.480 Where can I find it? HBO? Max? Oh? Yes, yes, 427 00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:44.759 I can't wait for the one with Jodi Foster to come out. I 428 00:33:44.839 --> 00:33:49.079 think it just yeah last night something. Oh you know what else I would 429 00:33:49.079 --> 00:33:52.079 do is if you were like, not tonight, I just club you over 430 00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:55.440 the head with my club and drag you into the cave. So in the 431 00:33:55.480 --> 00:34:00.319 caves you're straight now yeah, totally Back then, oh, he'd probably well 432 00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:07.320 never mind, what do me in the butt? Totally. It wouldn't even 433 00:34:07.360 --> 00:34:13.599 be your birthday. Yes, in the cave days, you're wearing your birthday 434 00:34:13.679 --> 00:34:16.239 suit all the time. Totally. I know you just I have like a 435 00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:21.079 skin, like one of those old skins. Yeah, no, I just 436 00:34:21.119 --> 00:34:23.480 turn it around. I'd have a giant bush. Oh totally. Oh my 437 00:34:23.559 --> 00:34:28.519 god, it would take me like an hour to find anything. He's got 438 00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:34.519 to conquer the jungle before you can. God, okay, oh my god, 439 00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:38.000 so gross. Ah, I'm still tasting that terrible, terrible, terrible 440 00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:43.239 thing. Oh god, don't try and kiss me. Imagine your daily routine 441 00:34:43.320 --> 00:34:46.039 it had been turned into a reality show, which parts would be the most 442 00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:52.119 talked about? Literally, none of it. I wake up at eight thirty. 443 00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:57.440 I start work at nine o'clock, which is about six feet from my 444 00:34:57.480 --> 00:35:01.559 bed, and I worked till five ish. Do we have breaks? And 445 00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:05.239 I mean do what do we do during break time? Do we have an 446 00:35:05.320 --> 00:35:08.679 our lunch? What? I never take our lunch you just works straight through. 447 00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:12.440 Sometimes I'll stop and I'll get something to eat, but then I'll keep 448 00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:15.039 working or something. I mean, I take occasional breaks, but it's not 449 00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:19.360 like alarm clocks went off, you know. Do you do anything interesting during 450 00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:22.840 a break? Yeah? I take my union mandated smoke breaks back. Okay, 451 00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:30.159 at least four of those for every two hours. ISH do a bump 452 00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:36.599 in the bathroom while my boss isn't looking. Then there, then there's the 453 00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:43.199 there's the tasteful nudes that you do, and then the extended shower scene. 454 00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:46.239 Yeah, on my on my bathroom breaks, I take tasteful nudes in the 455 00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:49.840 back. Yeah, Oh my god. No, I really don't do anything 456 00:35:49.840 --> 00:35:52.199 interesting day to day. You can watch me edit videos for eight hours. 457 00:35:53.400 --> 00:35:57.199 Oh. What's a character trait that you hope you'll never pass down to your 458 00:35:57.280 --> 00:36:00.960 kids? Easy? All of them? Oh, you have good character traits? 459 00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:06.719 Why is it currently stands Eric won't be passing any genetic material? Can 460 00:36:06.760 --> 00:36:09.519 you imagine? Can you imagine another one of me running around? Oh, 461 00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:15.639 there'd be another redhead? My god, are you kidding? That'd be hilarious. 462 00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:20.719 Oh what if you are married for five years and you love the person 463 00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:23.679 so much? But you just found out that the person you're married to is 464 00:36:23.679 --> 00:36:31.719 your sibling. Oh cross, would you stay with them or would you separate? 465 00:36:32.360 --> 00:36:37.760 Separate? Think? Let me think, let me think, let me 466 00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:39.960 think. Well, yeah, okay, let's let's pretend like it's this point 467 00:36:40.000 --> 00:36:43.920 in my life where I cannot have children. Okay, so the children are 468 00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:49.000 off the table. But I'm totally in love with this guy. We're totally 469 00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:53.159 vibing. I feel like he's my soulmate. And then I find out he's 470 00:36:53.199 --> 00:37:01.360 my biological brothers, half sibling or whole siblings, it matters. I think 471 00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:06.360 even half would be still creepy. I feel like I feel like half you 472 00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:07.760 could. I almost say you can't. Not you can get away with but 473 00:37:07.800 --> 00:37:13.119 half. So you you're already in love and you've been together for five years, 474 00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:16.480 so obviously you've taken the d Of course, on birthday's probably in the 475 00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:22.880 butt, yes, probably Does everyone do their birthday? Does I do? 476 00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:27.880 Not? I've done it like twice in my life. It's just days. 477 00:37:27.960 --> 00:37:32.440 And then why jeez, Louise, A long time ago, A long time 478 00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:36.559 ago. Oh my god, you and Eric in the same boat. Oh 479 00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:40.000 my god. Okay, wait, what's your answer? Wait? What would 480 00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:45.119 you stay with your Oh, I have to. What do you think about 481 00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:52.239 cousins getting being getting married? My choice? Like, what if you just 482 00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:57.039 fell in love with your cousin? No, no, that's up, it's 483 00:37:57.039 --> 00:38:00.400 illegal. I know anyway, I know I would have to, it would 484 00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:07.039 have it would eventually turn sour. I don't knowing that, yes, it 485 00:38:07.039 --> 00:38:09.159 would, because it'd be it would be in your mind. It'd be creepy. 486 00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:13.719 You wouldn't be able to have sex the right way anymore. Let's say 487 00:38:13.719 --> 00:38:16.320 you've been together like fifteen years though, okay, but also I'm assuming your 488 00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:21.280 parents must be out of the picture, because yeah, obviously, let's say 489 00:38:21.320 --> 00:38:23.480 you have nothing actually tying to you together, like as like siblings, no, 490 00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:27.519 actually like family core except for the fact that you just know biologically your 491 00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:30.119 siblings. You can't have kids, like you have to know you can't have 492 00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:35.079 kids. Okay, but I don't know. I just I think it would 493 00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:37.199 trip me out too much. I'd be so hard to walk away from, 494 00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:39.960 like a fee I know. Oh god, But then every time you look 495 00:38:39.960 --> 00:38:44.639 at it, you'd be like, I just took my brother's d Like that'd 496 00:38:44.679 --> 00:38:47.559 be so gross. He has my same blood. Unless you were shooting like 497 00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:52.360 some weird porn. Oh yeah, there's a plenty of that out there. 498 00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:57.519 Yeah. What what is your question? If time travel were possible, what 499 00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:01.000 one event would you like to go back and change or witness? Oh that's 500 00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:09.000 heavy. Oh my god. Do you'll say what came to your head? 501 00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:12.800 No? I can't. There's so many jokes I could say right now, 502 00:39:12.840 --> 00:39:16.199 that'd be so bad. Here, no time travel. I feel like it 503 00:39:16.239 --> 00:39:21.679 would be something I feel like such a cop out. I would go back 504 00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:27.079 ten seconds, uh, ten minutes before the creation of the universe. Oh, 505 00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:29.920 that's a good one. So I see what's there? You know what 506 00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:31.920 happened before the Big Bang? Was there a big bang? Are we still 507 00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:36.440 settled on that? I don't know. The big bang would be Laura doing 508 00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:39.840 it with her brother. It's actually a massive orgy. Yeah, you are 509 00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:44.599 way back. It's a question I think about a lot. What precedes existence? 510 00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:50.360 Or I mean, isn't it just like thinking about the universe and how 511 00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:53.719 just you know? It's infinity? Is it infinity? Does it end? 512 00:39:53.960 --> 00:39:57.880 Where? Does it end? No, it doesn't end. It's just it's 513 00:39:58.000 --> 00:40:00.440 my mind. I can't wrap my mind. The deserveable universe ends. But 514 00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:05.920 that's also that's a different thing. But like I mean, if you're looking 515 00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:09.719 at from a secular point of view, we have these these rules of nature 516 00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:15.199 and the idea of them springing in the existence or matter springing into you know, 517 00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:19.280 existence violates all of those, but everything else follows them, So something 518 00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:23.960 doesn't add up. So to to believe in a in a singular creation are 519 00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:29.480 event like that, you have to first accept that those rules don't actually matter, 520 00:40:29.480 --> 00:40:31.599 at least in that moment. Also, who organize these rules of nature 521 00:40:31.719 --> 00:40:37.880 without a god? Exactly? How does quantum physics work without some sort of 522 00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:43.199 structure that just made itself? I don't know. It's so weird. So 523 00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:46.480 you believe in God? Yes, I mean I would say I would say 524 00:40:46.599 --> 00:40:52.199 yes. Just from a more general point, I would say power higher than 525 00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:55.079 yourself. I would say, more concretely, there is evidence of some sort 526 00:40:55.079 --> 00:41:01.840 of intelligent design. Hm ooh, I love that. It's a buzzword. 527 00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:07.280 Okay, and then this is it folks, better not pick the death card. 528 00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:14.000 Like I can't believe you picked the death card. If everyone had to 529 00:41:14.039 --> 00:41:16.800 decide on their career path at age six, what would your life look like? 530 00:41:16.960 --> 00:41:22.079 Now? What did you want to be when you were six years old, 531 00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:28.480 I wanted to be a veterinarian. Really, I think I had that 532 00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:31.719 fleeting thought when I was young. I know, and you did try it 533 00:41:31.760 --> 00:41:35.599 for a little while, but then he couldn't do it because he could not 534 00:41:35.960 --> 00:41:42.920 fathom putting a dog down. That's really hard. Yeah, I've seen that. 535 00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:51.559 It's too much. Okay, here we go. Last question. If 536 00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:57.039 you could learn anyone's skill in the world without trying, like matrix learning style, 537 00:41:57.239 --> 00:42:00.360 which would you pick. I know, okay, this is a first 538 00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:02.199 thing that comes to my mind, and I know this is gonna be like 539 00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:07.719 this is so dumb, but I think it would be so cool to be 540 00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:15.159 able to play the violin that cool and oh my god, you know those 541 00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:21.199 sexy women that play the violin like like kind of like rock violin varius. 542 00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:25.440 You're just like just like really like no classical music, just like the most 543 00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:30.360 beautiful violin sounds. If I could just like pick it up and start playing 544 00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:32.079 it, I would love that. So this is this is what Laura would 545 00:42:32.119 --> 00:42:36.679 look like. She'd ever strata varius and would plug in so she could like 546 00:42:36.760 --> 00:42:39.960 totally rock out to it. She'd have like crimped hair, a leather BOOSTI 547 00:42:40.039 --> 00:42:49.920 as leopard print mini skirt with like ug boots, and she'd be like flipping 548 00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:52.960 her hair off. I'd be wearing high heeled boots. Hello, like high 549 00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:59.920 boots. I have a violin, you can have it? Well, did 550 00:42:59.920 --> 00:43:01.320 you play it? Have you? Did you take lessons? Yeah? For 551 00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:05.880 a long time? Actually, do you? Can you play it? I? 552 00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:10.639 Is it something you can pick up again? Like everyone? Next week, 553 00:43:12.119 --> 00:43:15.039 Laura's going to play the violin. Ryan's going to play the violin. 554 00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:17.000 Well, so I played piano and I play violin. I can still play 555 00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:22.599 the piano really well. A lot of my songs I remember a little bit 556 00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:24.360 gone. Violin is a lot harder to pick back up again, though you 557 00:43:24.360 --> 00:43:29.360 can remember a lot of stuff. But the technique is really violent. Technique 558 00:43:29.360 --> 00:43:31.199 is incredibly well. You bring it next week so she could play it live. 559 00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:35.559 Maybe it's an expensive violin. I won't try to get out. I'm 560 00:43:35.559 --> 00:43:37.320 trying to sell it. Actually, if anyone wants to buy a violin, 561 00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:43.159 let me like brand is it? Well, there's no, there's not a 562 00:43:43.159 --> 00:43:47.639 lot of brands. There's makers. Mine is by Messner and Sons. They 563 00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:52.079 were a brand out of Oh yeah, a little up North in nineteen fifties, 564 00:43:52.119 --> 00:43:57.199 I think it's been refinished by a couple other violin tuners, though it 565 00:43:57.239 --> 00:43:59.559 did a really good job. It's doing nice violin. Oh, if he's 566 00:43:59.599 --> 00:44:08.360 trying to us, I'll let you'll make the string smoke, and probably because 567 00:44:08.760 --> 00:44:14.159 I'll be like, just leave it here. I'm gonna go to dollar Tree 568 00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:16.800 and get you with those little plastic ones to blame like a little baby, 569 00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:27.440 like, let's do one more round. Okay, mm hmm. Which day, 570 00:44:27.559 --> 00:44:30.000 uh? Which day in your life do you wish you could erase from 571 00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:35.239 history? No? Okay, all right, I genuinely have none that with 572 00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:38.599 the race. When you were a child, how did you imagine adulthood? 573 00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:46.079 And how does that compare to reality? Actually, give me no one, 574 00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:51.119 because my answer to that is I genuinely did not imagine adulthood except being married. 575 00:44:51.199 --> 00:44:54.960 That's the only thing. Uh. That one? Why is it like 576 00:44:55.000 --> 00:45:00.920 a masturbation one or something? Which is one frame you could you wish you 577 00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:12.920 could ban from everyone's vocabulary. I know there's one that I say all the 578 00:45:12.960 --> 00:45:16.480 time that I should ban. I know, right, Oh my god, 579 00:45:16.519 --> 00:45:20.519 I was just thinking that so many people say that. I know, right, 580 00:45:20.519 --> 00:45:22.079 I don't write that one because it's a good it is a good relational 581 00:45:22.199 --> 00:45:28.760 like quip. Like it is quip, it's good for establishing rapport with people. 582 00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:37.400 I hate useless annoying words used frequently by the basic or at the end 583 00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:42.719 of the day, or there's some like work ones that are annoying. I 584 00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:46.159 don't mind the phrases. Phrases are good for establishing complex meaning quickly. But 585 00:45:46.760 --> 00:45:52.519 maybe the word like over using light. But I also do that, so 586 00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:59.480 took Muslims? Am I right? What did you say? No? What 587 00:45:59.559 --> 00:46:04.880 was the word? I want to hear that? What is that? What 588 00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:08.480 does it mean? Mister dictionary? Okay, go, oh this is easy. 589 00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:14.519 What if a zombie plague were to start right now, where would you 590 00:46:14.559 --> 00:46:16.239 hold up? Remember the plague just started, So you have to be able 591 00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:23.639 to actually get to your hideout where I know every nook and cranny of like 592 00:46:23.719 --> 00:46:28.039 the building I live in, and stuff I know little secret places. Oh, 593 00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:30.599 I thought you were going to see you be holed up in that grocery 594 00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:35.719 outlet bargain market. Well, once you want to hold up where there's food 595 00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:37.480 and stuff. I have plenty of that home. Oh yeah you do, 596 00:46:38.039 --> 00:46:44.199 I have no food here. They got they got months of like oh they 597 00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:46.440 bragged like dry food. Oh yeah, that food. That camp being food. 598 00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:50.079 But they don't sell guns there because otherwise they'd be perfect. But they 599 00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:54.440 probably sell crossbows. No, no, no kind of weaponry at all. 600 00:46:54.440 --> 00:46:57.840 Oh shit, you know what. Yeah, I'd have to hold up somewhere 601 00:46:57.840 --> 00:47:01.000 where I could defend myself. Yeah, because I have a swiffer and a 602 00:47:01.039 --> 00:47:10.119 broom. You could cure all disease in the world forever. But to do 603 00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:15.480 so, you would have to murder one innocent person. Would you do it? 604 00:47:15.559 --> 00:47:19.960 She totally kill me? No, of course I wouldn't kill you. 605 00:47:20.159 --> 00:47:24.079 I would totally do it. That's a good deal, damn it an innocent 606 00:47:24.320 --> 00:47:29.760 person. Well, disease kills hundreds of it. I know, I know, 607 00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:36.199 I know, But wow, God, I guess I just shoot somebody 608 00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:38.320 then on the street. Wait, is it okay? Yeah? Is this 609 00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:40.599 that you have to murder them? I have to murder them. I have 610 00:47:40.639 --> 00:47:45.360 to murder them. No, I have to murder someone. I'll still do 611 00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:49.320 it. How would you murder someone? Is it something you have to get 612 00:47:49.320 --> 00:47:52.679 away with or will be the people like you did that? Yes? Oh, 613 00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:54.719 I just well, I don't know. If they say, thank God, 614 00:47:55.559 --> 00:47:59.800 only you would know, Only you would know Brian would kill Brian would 615 00:47:59.840 --> 00:48:02.719 kill you or me, probably you because he likes me better, I know. 616 00:48:02.960 --> 00:48:06.800 But what seriously, would you just pick a random person? Would you 617 00:48:06.840 --> 00:48:09.519 go like go you know, no, you don't sound really bad. This 618 00:48:09.559 --> 00:48:13.119 is what I probably do is I probably go to a retirement home and find 619 00:48:13.199 --> 00:48:19.599 someone with like really late stage dementia. If we're taking seriously. That's if 620 00:48:19.599 --> 00:48:22.000 we're taking it seriously. It sounds worse, but realistically it's probably the least 621 00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:24.280 amount of harm I could do to save, like, you know, billions 622 00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:28.159 of people over time. Okay, one of us gets one more question. 623 00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:30.360 That's going to be good. Eenie meanie mine emo, catch a tiger by 624 00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:34.519 the toe if he hollers at him, go e me miney mo my one 625 00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:39.199 and told me to pick them very and it's you a Brian Wow, future 626 00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:45.440 of something. This is the one that Eric just got. Take it back 627 00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:47.800 at the ball. You're not supposed to take it back in the bowl. 628 00:48:47.920 --> 00:48:55.159 Sorry I did. Do you still watch cartoons? No? Pick another? 629 00:48:55.400 --> 00:49:00.079 That was an amazing one family guy. Oh that's a cartoon. Well then 630 00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:07.719 I'll pick one. Ojack Horseman's a good cartoon. Would you accept thirty thousand 631 00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:10.920 dollars a week job offer where you get paid to sit in a pitch black 632 00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:19.079 room and do nothing for eight for sure, dude, I don't know. 633 00:49:19.960 --> 00:49:23.039 I would. I would think you could do that eight hours in a bloom 634 00:49:23.639 --> 00:49:29.119 I can sleep anywhere, Yes, it would. I forgot about sleeping. 635 00:49:29.719 --> 00:49:34.840 Yes, I do it, Oh totally. I bring stuff with me. 636 00:49:35.880 --> 00:49:38.320 I don't know. I don't it's pitch black, but yeah, I guess 637 00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:43.320 so. Oh god, no flashlight. No, you can't bring a flashlight. 638 00:49:43.320 --> 00:49:45.800 I didn't say that. It doesn't, but I may. I would 639 00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:51.360 bring my vision goggles. Okay, you get the last one, hopefully good 640 00:49:51.360 --> 00:49:58.760 and you didn't put it back in the bowl. Probably Okay. If you 641 00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:02.679 didn't have to leap every night, what would you do with all that extra 642 00:50:02.760 --> 00:50:12.639 time? M I would work out, I would watch movies. I would 643 00:50:12.639 --> 00:50:27.960 watch uh TikTok cooking shows. I would volunteer them a lot where volunteer, 644 00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:32.199 like a at like a soup kitchen or something midnight soup kitchen, midnight super 645 00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:38.840 kitchen, or maybe like a crisis hotline. Oh like overnight, like you 646 00:50:38.840 --> 00:50:42.920 know, being so wholesome, say what you would actually do? She's like, 647 00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:47.000 I'd be out on alcohol Boulevard. I'd be I'd freaking sequan all not. 648 00:50:47.360 --> 00:50:51.599 No, that's right, I would just be watching movies probably. Yeah. 649 00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:54.320 Yeah. Speaking of movies, I watched a really good one. What 650 00:50:54.840 --> 00:51:00.199 well, Killers of the Flower Moon is on Apple right now. By way, 651 00:51:00.239 --> 00:51:01.280 I haven't gotten that. I've been thinking about getting up. Oh, 652 00:51:01.320 --> 00:51:08.199 it's really good. I watched Good Grief and it was produced by Dan Levy, 653 00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:12.519 who I love, I love. I thought it was great. I 654 00:51:12.960 --> 00:51:16.239 got through part of it and I was like me, but what I watched 655 00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:20.840 with my mom and Auntie Doo Doo we Auntie Doodo didn't watch it because she 656 00:51:20.920 --> 00:51:22.000 started watching it and she was like, hell, no, I don't like 657 00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:28.280 this. She's very opinionated. But I made my mom watch Saltburn. Oh. 658 00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:32.079 I watched that. My god, it is like, oh, there's 659 00:51:32.079 --> 00:51:37.320 a boat on the dance floor. Big. He's got a big old Actually 660 00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:40.440 I don't know if it's that big. Well, it's it was crazy. 661 00:51:40.440 --> 00:51:45.400 It was flopping around the last four minutes the movie great. So what did 662 00:51:45.440 --> 00:51:49.480 your mom have to say about the young lady h with the guy going down 663 00:51:49.519 --> 00:51:52.920 on her when she was having her How about the grave? No, I 664 00:51:52.920 --> 00:51:57.280 go, mom, this part is a little Oh my god, he's looking 665 00:51:57.360 --> 00:52:01.639 up that boy's bath water. Oh the you made your mother watch that? 666 00:52:02.840 --> 00:52:10.360 Poor married there's a special I got the Devil cards. That's all. I 667 00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:15.159 watched another really good if you guys haven't heard of it, it's called two 668 00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:21.400 B t U b I. It's a free movie app There's a movie that 669 00:52:21.400 --> 00:52:23.119 I've been wanting to watch. It came out like a year ago or two. 670 00:52:23.679 --> 00:52:29.159 It's called Killing Ground and it's an Australian film about a couple that goes 671 00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:35.320 on a camping trip and it turns into a nightmare. And it was good. 672 00:52:35.519 --> 00:52:38.960 Is it as scary? Is it like I love stuf? Let me 673 00:52:39.000 --> 00:52:42.239 tell you When I go camping, camp for the bathroom, that is a 674 00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:47.000 nightmare. I camping is a nightmare for me. MS not that fun. 675 00:52:47.119 --> 00:52:52.719 It's not fun. We were not a camping family, but camping is. 676 00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:57.199 I do not camp that I believe. Yeah that camp as a family. 677 00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:00.440 No. I only went camping once with my dad in Lagoon. It was 678 00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:04.000 fun. I really like the outdoorsy part of it. I don't love the 679 00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:09.000 sleeping intents. I don't know. I will not wipe my butt with a 680 00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:14.079 leaf from a tree. No thing no, no, I do like those 681 00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:15.960 as being like waking up and immediately just being outside for the rest of the 682 00:53:16.039 --> 00:53:19.880 day, Like that's kind of fun. But that's what hotels are for. 683 00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:22.760 You wake up, you walk outside at with your Starbucks and then you're in 684 00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:24.679 the campfire at night. Is kind of fun. Fun, and it's fun 685 00:53:24.719 --> 00:53:30.199 to cook breakfast outside and it is having room service. Oh my god, 686 00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:36.000 all day long, baby, all day long. Lame okay, samping. 687 00:53:36.320 --> 00:53:40.320 So next week we have another guest and her name is Luciinda Kay and she 688 00:53:40.519 --> 00:53:45.039 is a reporter at Cogo AM six hundred. But she does this segment called 689 00:53:45.159 --> 00:53:51.320 something Good and she focuses on only good stories that are happening in San Diego. 690 00:53:51.800 --> 00:53:54.880 And she is awesome. You're gonna love her. She's the best personality. 691 00:53:54.960 --> 00:53:59.840 And so she's gonna be on on our Monday Night next Monday Night Live. 692 00:54:00.119 --> 00:54:01.840 And you're really gonna want to know this woman because she she's really going 693 00:54:01.920 --> 00:54:06.199 to light up your life for real? And is she going to light up 694 00:54:06.199 --> 00:54:08.440 your life like you light up? Oh my god. My mom and I 695 00:54:08.519 --> 00:54:12.920 and my daughter were playing DJ in the car and what did my mom pick 696 00:54:13.000 --> 00:54:15.039 for a song? You light up my life? Mom? Really really, 697 00:54:15.079 --> 00:54:20.079 mom, really, but like it's a good song. I have to tell 698 00:54:20.119 --> 00:54:23.079 you guys. I was running, Oh, I was going to get my 699 00:54:23.119 --> 00:54:27.880 hair cut, and my phone rang and it was Laura and I answered the 700 00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:30.440 phone and I hear, do you know who this is? I know? 701 00:54:30.719 --> 00:54:36.480 And I was like, I certainly do. It was my anti dude is 702 00:54:36.480 --> 00:54:40.320 a big time smoker and she has the best smoker's last she does. She 703 00:54:40.480 --> 00:54:45.320 has the best Carrie Fisher. Oh, it was awesome. And I said, 704 00:54:45.400 --> 00:54:49.320 i'd know that sultry voice anybody I know, and that she's like, 705 00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:55.639 and then your cute mom, why doesn't you come visit? Come on, 706 00:54:55.800 --> 00:55:00.239 Eric, you well come visit Eric. Here's here's the with Eric. Everybody 707 00:55:00.239 --> 00:55:07.800 freaking loves Eric. You and my auntie do do my auntie because I couldn't 708 00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:10.360 say Judy when I was little. So that's why she's Antie Doodoo smoker Judy. 709 00:55:10.400 --> 00:55:15.280 That's me. So she's known me my whole life. She's my mom's 710 00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:19.960 best friend. Who's Facebook? Does she comment on this one over here? 711 00:55:20.519 --> 00:55:23.320 Never does she comment on my stuff? Always on Eric's stuff. I'm like, 712 00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:27.360 even Auntie Dood who likes Eric more than he likes me. That's not 713 00:55:27.519 --> 00:55:31.800 fair. I know that. I know that your mom is going to adopt 714 00:55:31.800 --> 00:55:36.239 me. I know she wants to be already talked about that. Oh my 715 00:55:36.280 --> 00:55:38.960 god, and then Eric can adopt me and we could circumvent Laura like it 716 00:55:39.119 --> 00:55:44.800 still wait, and then what happens to me. I'll take care of you, 717 00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:50.960 don't worry you find ant Like I've always told you, I will always 718 00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:54.920 take care of you. It becomes inconvenient. Oh true. Yeah, I'm 719 00:55:54.920 --> 00:56:00.679 going to be really inconvenient when I'm old. She's going to be are and 720 00:56:00.800 --> 00:56:05.320 a besy and I'm gonna I'm gonna be happy because I'm be kind of clueless, 721 00:56:05.360 --> 00:56:07.559 but I'm going to be incontinent probably, Oh yeah, we've already talked 722 00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:12.079 about. We did talk. I'll probably be before you are. Already are 723 00:56:12.679 --> 00:56:16.599 I'm not but but I probably will be before you are Eric, but maybe 724 00:56:16.639 --> 00:56:19.840 not. I don't know. Well, you never know. It's going to 725 00:56:19.880 --> 00:56:22.719 be changing whose diapers from I poo paid time to day, so that's right, 726 00:56:22.760 --> 00:56:24.239 it's not going to change. Well, that's gonna suck for me, 727 00:56:27.119 --> 00:56:32.159 oh my god, because I may just forget and just go We're sleeping in 728 00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:36.679 the same bed and everything. People will come over and there will be just 729 00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:38.920 like newspapers all over the floor. They'll be Laura will be like, puppy, 730 00:56:39.039 --> 00:56:43.000 What makes you think we have a puppy? You grandparents? And I'm 731 00:56:43.039 --> 00:56:47.360 just gonna like walk like that is the exact thing I'm picturing. And we'll 732 00:56:47.360 --> 00:56:52.440 have a giant TV and all the streaming services and we'll have like we'll order 733 00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:58.000 door Dash every single little TV every meal. We'll have a little TV trail. 734 00:56:58.199 --> 00:57:00.800 I can't wait to get old with you. I know, that was 735 00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:05.519 so fun. It's going to be so much fun. Oh lastly, Happy 736 00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:09.519 Iowa Caucus Day. This is the official beginning of the twenty twenty four election 737 00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:13.599 for the president. Oh god, well it was Monday, today's Thursday. 738 00:57:13.639 --> 00:57:15.440 Technically. I just wanted to tell you. I guess you won the Iowa 739 00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:21.320 caucos Who Trump? Oh no, yeah, well yeah, I mean he 740 00:57:21.400 --> 00:57:23.519 was against it. It was just the Republican caucus, right, it's just 741 00:57:23.519 --> 00:57:29.599 for the primaries. But was it DeSantis? Him and the and the woman? 742 00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:35.079 It was Trump, DeSantis, Nikki Haley and someone one other guy Brighton. 743 00:57:35.159 --> 00:57:37.280 I don't know. Can I still do the podcast with you guys from 744 00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:42.239 Canada? Of course, of course you can't. This is gonna be a 745 00:57:42.239 --> 00:57:45.559 tough election because also Biden's approval numbers are at like an insanely low point. 746 00:57:45.639 --> 00:57:52.079 So Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, I'm calling on Taylor Swift. Can you 747 00:57:52.199 --> 00:57:57.039 just tell people to go on the person? I know, I really hate 748 00:57:57.039 --> 00:58:00.960 when celebrities start like they're like when they tell people how to it's so weird, 749 00:58:00.199 --> 00:58:04.639 Like no, but she's like Oprah, she she has in power. 750 00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:07.760 Just tell somebody something to vote for. There's no good candidate. I know, 751 00:58:08.239 --> 00:58:14.079 I know what choice. She was almost dead. If she told everybody 752 00:58:14.199 --> 00:58:16.880 to like eat their pood, they'd be all, it's delicious, like oh 753 00:58:16.960 --> 00:58:21.119 yeah, because like Trump was like kind of living under a guy who you're 754 00:58:21.159 --> 00:58:23.440 like, he's kind of like the biggest jerk ever. On the one hand, 755 00:58:23.519 --> 00:58:27.360 I have more money than I did before, Right, that's what a 756 00:58:27.400 --> 00:58:30.159 lot of Yeah, but now you get like a nice grandpa. But everything 757 00:58:30.239 --> 00:58:35.920 is falling apart. If everybody wants a nice grandpa, maybe I should I 758 00:58:36.000 --> 00:58:39.960 know, why didn't you put your yeah two now sometime too late? Yeah, 759 00:58:40.000 --> 00:58:43.400 we've never had a gay present. Actually that'd be cool cool, Oh 760 00:58:43.519 --> 00:58:47.840 yeah, maybe a woman first, then a game. You'd be the first 761 00:58:47.920 --> 00:58:53.039 lady. Oh, okay, I know, I would know. Yeah, 762 00:58:53.039 --> 00:58:55.400 I want to be Okay, you know what if I won, you'd be 763 00:58:55.480 --> 00:59:00.639 the first lady. No, unless you guys got married. Yeah, we 764 00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:04.960 have to get married. Mary. I'd marry you for convenience. We all 765 00:59:05.039 --> 00:59:10.400 know that. Beha the first a woman. Well, you'd be my beard. 766 00:59:10.519 --> 00:59:14.599 I will be the first okay, the first gay president here with my 767 00:59:14.719 --> 00:59:20.360 wife, and you'd be you'd be the first son. Is there, you'd 768 00:59:20.400 --> 00:59:23.639 be the first son secretary. I'll just look at our family portray a door. 769 00:59:23.800 --> 00:59:27.719 Oh my god. They it wouldn't even be a picture. The paint. 770 00:59:27.800 --> 00:59:30.599 No one would. They would paint us. We'd have to sit there 771 00:59:30.639 --> 00:59:35.119 for hours. You could wear some tight leopard dress and just show off your 772 00:59:35.159 --> 00:59:38.719 tat on. That's right. Oh yeah, we would single handedly ruined America 773 00:59:38.920 --> 00:59:45.360 more than have you met me? No? Eric, Eric would straight would 774 00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:50.320 straightenservative? Yeah, that's true. Me. I would mess the whole thing 775 00:59:50.400 --> 00:59:54.760 up. She would be gambling casino like the National Dead. She's like, 776 00:59:55.360 --> 01:00:00.760 I just bought ten tigers from China. We've got more. It's how do 777 01:00:00.840 --> 01:00:05.320 you work? Oh you're you're gonna eat another one? No, I'm not 778 01:00:05.639 --> 01:00:12.199 I'll eat one more before we anyway, I know, happy Iowa coccas day. 779 01:00:12.360 --> 01:00:15.880 The primaries have started. Just remember, politics always sucks, but it's 780 01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:19.199 never as bad as everyone says it is. So even if Trump gets gets 781 01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:22.199 elect again, who cares? If Biden gets re elected, who cares? 782 01:00:23.000 --> 01:00:27.280 Oh? You copped out, you cop out. That's a cop out. 783 01:00:28.320 --> 01:00:32.679 That's a cop out. You're gonna do a double, Lord, do a 784 01:00:32.719 --> 01:00:37.079 double. No, I'm not doing a double. But one of them is 785 01:00:37.079 --> 01:00:42.119 bad, one of them goodpaste. How bad is the bad? This is 786 01:00:42.199 --> 01:00:45.599 toothpaste? I know. See that's when you knew it because the blue. 787 01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:50.320 All right, I'll pick this one. This one is either oh no, 788 01:00:50.559 --> 01:00:52.679 not dead fish again. Just do it, bro, Just do it, 789 01:00:52.840 --> 01:00:58.920 bro, Come on, I know, come on lady bro all right, 790 01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:10.559 fam chill. You guys are so dramatic. It's not that bad. Jesus, 791 01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:19.920 he's a bar fit. It's just like omega fish oils. Come on, 792 01:01:20.679 --> 01:01:29.119 help help. Okay. Oh that was terrible. That was terrible. 793 01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:34.039 I need to eat something really fast, so we gotta go shut up. 794 01:01:34.320 --> 01:01:37.800 Okay. Thank you for so much for listening and watching. You guys, 795 01:01:37.840 --> 01:01:39.960 We really appreciate it. We love you. Thank you Capital Girl Think, 796 01:01:40.000 --> 01:01:47.320 Thank you Laoia Cosmetics. Thank you Cosmetics for getting rid of her her Rose 797 01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:54.679 of Corn. And we look forward to you seeing you guys next week, 798 01:01:55.119 --> 01:02:00.599 brand new officers. I can barely even speak. I'm they give you another 799 01:02:00.639 --> 01:02:04.480 one. No, you're not. Love your podcast, love your podcast. 800 01:02:04.599 --> 01:02:07.760 No, end it? Please please, Eric. I need I need to 801 01:02:07.079 --> 01:02:09.719 get this out of my mouth. I have one more of those jelly beans. 802 01:02:09.800 --> 01:02:15.039 Yeah. No, we're done, it's over. I need food. 803 01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:17.639 I need to get this out of my mouth. Please end it. That's 804 01:02:17.639 --> 01:02:23.079 what she said, So you put back in your mouth. I will put 805 01:02:23.199 --> 01:02:29.880 anything in my mouth right now. Don't say anything, all right, Eric? 806 01:02:30.000 --> 01:02:32.760 Your podcast? Oh god? Okay, I love you, my sweet 807 01:02:32.840 --> 01:02:38.679 babies. Bye bye. Oh my god