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Welcome to you Softcore History. Hello, and welcome back to Softcore History.

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My name is Jake Goldman. I'll
be your host for this week. I'm

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joined as always by my two co
hosts, Dan Rojester and Rob Fox.

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And it is someone's birthday today.
It's my Magic Johnson here. This is

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Magic Johnson here. Thirty two.
Baby. Oh. I thought he was

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like number eight or something that's with
Kobe. Congrats thirty two. Wow.

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I'm hoping it doesn't, you know, follow the Magic Johnson path. Yeah,

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yeah, you don't want to be
rich. I would love to be

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rich. I know what you're talking
about. Would you get a horrible disease

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to be rich? It doesn't seem
to affect him. I don't think it

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affects him at all. And I
think it was kind of bad for like

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the first two years of his life, but not even like from a health

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standpoint, from a like PR yeah, PR and st stigma stands. I

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honestly think it was a strategic play
by the government to be like, look,

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it's not that bad. Magic Johnson
has it. Yeah, it did

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end his career, but basically better
than ever he's doing. He owns like

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the Dodgers I think he had a
sell right, you know, he's part

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of the Lakers organization that kind of
pushed him out because he wanted a tweet,

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which I love. Yeah, and
he has the best twitter. He

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just says things that are fact.
It's like today the Celtics beat the seventy

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six ers and great show him by
Jason Tatum, Like that's the tweet.

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True, it's good. Wow,
sounds right. He never has a take.

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It's just like, oh, he's
he's probably matter if he's the closest

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thing to a journalism we have in
twenty twenty three. Right, all right,

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One drops Wednesday, one drops Friday. What I was gonna say was today

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I remembered something. Our phone number, Oh, we have a call in

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hole and run away, Yeah,
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hear it. Actually, I believe
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a little sliver of Patreon content that
you can listen to a little sample

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of our dead languages. Yeah,
we actually did. It's an episode of

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Dropped last week has the Patreon addition
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ad free content Patreon dot com slash softcore

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history Yeah we do. Yeah,
I forgot. We put that in the

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Maine. Yeah, the language episode. We have a lot of fun with

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that. I love that. The
clip that went viral micro viral for us.

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Is you doing accents? Yeah,
yes, horrifically offensive act. Also,

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by the way, those people,
and there were some people with the

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comments, are all pissed off,
So you don't know what creole is or

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shut the fuck up? What Look, listen if you got mad at that

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comment and you're listening to the show
now, which is you're not, But

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you're not. None of the people
in the comment section that we're upset about

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the Star Wars stuff. Maybe maybe
there's other Yeah, maybe there's other listeners

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too. They were like, they're
idiots. He said it was creole.

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It doesn't understand this that. Look, man, all I did was google

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what is Gungan based on? And
it said creole. And I didn't investigate

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beyond that because it was a in
the moment and B this is goddamn softcore

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history. It's the internet. Yeah, they getting a little mad about the

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island aspect of creole. I don't
know. I was just they said I

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was wrong or something. It's not
that deep, brother, Yeah. I

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was just like, look, man, Google was wrong. I was.

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I was repeating what I said.
I'm shocked you guys read or respond to

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comments on social media. I don't
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but I did read that, and
I was just it was enough for me

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to be like, yeah, interested, what the what the problem was?

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Yeah? Well we got a little
problem in this episode? Did you not

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write it? Dog eat my homework? The American Revolution? That can you

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imagine if I just came in this
blank fucking word processor on my computer screen,

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just like, yeah, so I'm
riffing it. Man. No,

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this week we're gonna be talking about
a gentleman named Wan pooh hoole Garcia and

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uh, let me guess after the
fifties. No, oh yeah, that's

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big for you. That is big
for me. And it's not in America

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either, Wow, morn in nineteen
ninety two in San Diego. Currently,

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I don't even know what would be
works for the cartel. Yeah, no,

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wand poohole Garcia whole pooh hoole,
not poohole who hoole pu jol who

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doesn't come with the s the singular
poohole who yole. Yes, uh,

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this guy might have single handedly like
without him that it's might not have won

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World War two. Sweet? Yeah, sweet without one man. Oh no,

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have you not heard all the all
the Russian propaganda over the last year.

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Oh my god, it's insane that
they completely won World War two?

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Yeah that and like, all right, so it was before Ukraine and it

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was actually the left that started to
put that out like that Russia helped us,

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and essentially one with that, we
were the Americans and British were superfluous.

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Yeah, yes, ever since we
got into the Ukraine, they're like,

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oh no, actually Russia didn't.
But the heart tankies are still like

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yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
weird because like left, like the lefter

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people of center, we're like,
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did do a lot. The tankies
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that. Fuck America. D was
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Russias the Ukraine shit happened, and
the left of center people are like no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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never mind, fuck Russia. Yeah, and then the tank he's still after

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further review. The funniest part is
those because D Day is kind of like

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our most famous it really, I
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but it is our most famous World
War Two battle. Um, same with

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Private Ryan certainly hope with that,
but also Beach Landing, very dramatic whatever,

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Yeah, it is very cinematic.
Yeah, they're like, only like,

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you know, fucking six thousand people
died on D Day or so that's

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that's how we people died in Stalin
Grad every fucking eight minutes or some shit

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like that, which not inaccurate in
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um, like day, it's like
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D Day, the Russians were like, for the love of God, open

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another front, please, we can't
handle this. Yeah. Also, a

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bad strategy does not equate to win
in the war. Okay, just because

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you're throwing bodies at a situation.
Yeah, you know, there's plenty of

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people that died the most and also
lost so war. Oh my god,

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how many Chinese soldiers dot before you
even get into people. I think Chinese.

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I think China might have the second. Well, there might be fourth

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behind the two axis powers, but
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China is probably number two in terms
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because again, it was like a
body situation. Yeah, you just throw

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a flesh into the gears, man. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, pooh

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hole. He was a Catalan,
a Catalan Catalonian. He's a Catalan.

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Didn't I just try to secede?
They always do, man, we can,

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we can get into the whole Barcelona
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time, but it is a whole
thing you got to unpack because they're very

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like culturally different, because Spain is
a Spain is kind of a social construct.

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Yeah, I mean, so it
is Italy, like I mean Italy

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in Germany. Yeah, a lot
of a lot of Europe is I mean,

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Germany hasn't even been a country for
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Yeah yeah, no, yeah,
but let's not throw Germany under the

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same umbrella as Spain, Greece or
Italy. Greece makes more sense as a

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unified situation than actually any of those. I'm just saying, Germany is kind

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of you know, holding the euro
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Yeah, sometimes they don't always point
that arrow in the right direction. No,

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they're efficient, no matter what.
Always efficient can't control you know what.

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They're efficient. Like, no,
if we needed to kill like they

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seriously did with an entire group of
ethnic people, be like, how do

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we kill them the fastest? It's
like I used to tell people, uh

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when I was on adderall in high
school and college and They're like like,

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did you just like make you smart
and study super hard? And I'm like,

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oh no, no, no,
no, no, no. I

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was like, it's like a weapon, like it enhances you, but you

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still have to point it in the
right direction. Oh, because otherwise you'll

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end I think I made this joke
in an exact word episode. Otherwise you'll

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end up, instead of studying for
your final exam, writing like a fifty

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page movie outline, which I did
one time. Yeah, like he's gonna

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start cleaning the kitchen. Yeah,
like it's gonna be spotlight. You'll do

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something. Yeah, dude, one
time, one time in college, you

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remember when you could start putting petitions
up that the government had to look at,

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and like during the Obama changed on
org. Yeah, so I wrote

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like thirty of them when I was
on adderall one time. One was to

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bring back like three d doritos.
It was just like what they did,

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though, how far did you get? They're back? Are you the reason

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why? Some say I might be? They're back? Yeah, you're welcome

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America. Also, they have a
new dirito thing at some restaurant. Now

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it's not it's I think it's like
KFC or something what they read derrito crusted

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situation. It's not Taco bell.
Okay, I've crusted chicken with Cheetos before.

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Not bad. I made like a
really shitty crash. The Super Bowl

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Ritos commercial in college at weirdly has
like fifty thousand views. I feel like

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Doritoso's this money. Yeah, pay
up, Diritos. We're talking about you

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a lot, and too much talking
about you. No, I will share

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with you guys. We're our team
now. So back to poole so wampooh

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Hole was a Catalan managing a poultry
farm north of Barcelona in nineteen thirty six

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when the Spanish Civil War began.
He wasn't much of a fighter. When

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he did his six months of compulsory
military service in nineteen thirty one, he

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was placed in a cavalry, a
cavalry unit, and he knew he was

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unsuited for a military career, hating
horse riding and claiming to lack the essential

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qualities of loyalty, generosity, and
honor. Those are his words self described

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either loyal I'm like, I can't
be here. I hate horses and I'm

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a piece of shit, That's what
he said. I am deep. I'm

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so narcissistic that I hate my horse. He hates them, and I love

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that He's he knows who he is. Right off the bat, He's like,

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listen, fuck horses. Can I
tell you what I wouldn't want me

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in a goddamn cavalry unit that uses
horses in nineteen thirty six. Either it's

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a little late. Yeah, it's
a little late. Yea. You know

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there's a I wouldn't feel safe on
a horse in a battle one hundred years

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before that. No, it's not
fun. Yeah cavalry now it's not like

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you're just riding up on people with
spears. But you have the high ground.

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Yeah, sure you have. You
are a target sitting way up or

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to hit. They're like, oh, man, if I miss him,

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I'll still murder his horse. Maybe
he'll fall off at Christopher Reeved remember the

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bull Run episode where yeah, kept
getting shot off his horse or his horses

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kept getting shot out from under him. He never got hit or he was

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to the Custer episode, I did. I don't know if I was Patreon

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remain, But George Custer's brother just
kept getting horses murdered from under him.

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He was fine for the mean he
got shot in the face. Yeah,

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yeah, but uh. During the
Spanish Civil War, his sister Elinor's fiance

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was taken by Republican forces, and
later she and his mother were arrested in

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charge with being counter revolutionaries. A
relative in a trade union was able to

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rescue them from captivity. However,
he was called up for military service on

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the Republican side, which is in
opposition to Franco's nationalists, but opposed the

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Republican government due to their treatment of
his family, so he had he hit

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at his girlfriend's home until he was
captured in a police raid, and he

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was in prison for a week.
He was freed via the traditionalist resistance group

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Skoro Sorry Sacora Blanco. They hit
him until they could produce fake identity papers

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that showed him to be too old
for military service. What does secoro mean?

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I don't know. The white something, the white Scoro. Yeah,

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the white death, the white string. By the way, I've my new

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favorite analogy is that the Ukraine War
is the new Spanish Civil War. We

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start a little lead up to World
War three where we test out our weapons

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and shit, I mean some people, some people from the West go to

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volunteer. Yeah, it's like,
we gotta shoot these guns, ma'am.

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You gotta see how it' I mean. The Germans were testing on everythinglace.

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Yeah, let's see how this stuka
dive bomber does on these fucking Spaniards.

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Yeah, dude, so skoro blanco
means white help, held a white help.

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Yes, let's lay. He started
managing a poultry farm that had been

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requisitioned by the local Republican government,
but it was not economically viable. The

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experience with rule by committee intensified his
hatred towards communism. So he hates communists.

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I wanted to keep that enough.
Yeah. He rejoined the Republican military

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using his false papers, with the
intention to desert as soon as possible,

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volunteering to lay telegraph cables near the
front lines. He managed to dessert to

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the nationalist side during the Battle of
the Ebro in September nineteen thirty eight.

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However, he was equally ill treated
by the nationalist fascist side. It's not

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that I don't know a ton about
the Spanish Civil War. I've never read

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for whom the Bell Tolls, for
example. Yeah, although it seems like

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a great book, but man,
it sounds like a fucking nightmare. Like

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I would rather fight in the US
Civil War, and the US Civil War

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is a fucking nightmare, way more
dangerous yeah, like the Spanish the US

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Civil War. I don't know,
maybe you're more likely to die or lose

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a limb, like just because you
get a bullock. Yeah, actually you

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want to just like fighting a biza
Like, yeah, you go to the

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club after, Yeah, be tight, sec take a pill. Yeah,

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but uh, Spanish Civil War is
like someone will chop your hands off and

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murder your whole family, like it's
it was bloody, gnarly. Yeah,

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it's personal, like the US Civil
War was like a war. Sure,

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you're also in Virginia. I'd rather
have a view. Yeah, I don't

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know, man. You know Myrtle
Beach that the ending scene in Glory was

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on the beach. All those guys
died on a nice beach in South Carolina.

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You say, myrtles a nice beach. I don't know. I mean

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Charleston has some nice beaches, myrtles, you know, a little white trashy.

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Well, so it's the Confederacy.
Yeah, it's kind of their whole

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thing. Yeah, they went to
a T shirt shop after the battle.

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Um so pooh Hoole disliked fascist influences
and being sorry back to back bull run

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champions. Where where were you on
that? Well, we still out there

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to put that in this store.
Yeah. Um. Disliking their fascist influences

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the nationalist side and being struck and
imprisoned by his colonel upon pooh hoole expressing

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sympathy with the monarchy really really made
him hate fascists too. So the guy

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is a normal dude. Yeah,
I hate communists, I hate fascist Why

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is everyone so extreme all the time? I feel like I can relate.

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Yeah, it sounds like a normal
guy feels accurate. His experience with both

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sides left him with a deep loathing
of both fascism and communism. Tired of

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this both sides and bullshit, Pick
a fucking side. There's nothing I hate

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on one of the people that screamed
up both sides of them. Yeah,

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it's like like suck by dick.
Maybe you do both suck. Maybe I

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hate all of you. Yeah,
maybe you know it isn't black and white.

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Maybe it's the same. It's two
sides of the same coin. Brother.

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Yeah, man, it's all about
being the gray man, Ryan Goslin.

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Everything lives in ambiguity. We just
work our asses off trying to define

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it away, and it's dumb.
We fear, We fear the camp preach

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to me cock me. Yeah,
I was preaching to what do you call

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a cup? Yeah? Why it's
his birthday? Let him all right,

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he's wearing Advisor. Oh, I'm
in a Margaritaville made my friend. I'm

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into that. I was grilling today. I mean, if there's ever a

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community that probably swings, it's it's
the Heads, for sure. Give you

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kidding me? Yeah, they swing. They drink more at Margharita's than water.

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I don't think you after a week
in Margaritaville you don't remember who your

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wife is. No, everyone has
the same just kind of skin that resembles

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a like a fifteen year old baseball
glove. Yeah, it's like just leather

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bag style. Yeah, yes,
I imagine like a young parrot head giving

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birth is a sad actually, Danny
DeVito descending from that couch, and it's

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always sunny Christmas specially. Yeah,
just like a living thing coming out of

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leather. We should definitely go to
a Jimmy Buffet concert if you ever down

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to clown. Yeah, how to
Jimmy Buffet. They're supposed to be really

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fun. I've never been. Joe's
been a couple of times. Of course

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he has yeah, of course.
What is that box that's essentially a suit

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that you go into sexually and they
fill it with air? What the fuck

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are you talking about? What did
you travel to the future or they doing?

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Are they doing like air compression?
Kinks? Now, No, it's

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a thing I don't know. And
you breathe through a straw and you're in

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this kind of like latex box.
That's what I imagine a lot just sticking

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out and that's it. No,
I think you're just you are the submissive

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that's watching or like the cuck that's
watching your wife get banked inside, but

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you're also in like a fucking latex
sarcophagus. Yeah, you're kind of like

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Han Solo in the Was it carbonite? Yeah? Yeah, can't you imagine

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this? I have trouble picturing it. I'll actually I'll throw it up right

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now in front of me in the
video on YouTube. Soft Coore. You're

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on YouTube if you want to check
it out. Yeah, please give us

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up to that, Like I I
am, is it like? What was

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that show where they had like a
digital heaven? I think it was on

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Amazon or something, but and like
so those people existed still ye digitally,

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it was like they could fuck people
in the real world. Yeah, and

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they had to put on like a
big rubber sex suit and get in the

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bathtub the people in the real world. Yeah, yeah, to fuck their

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their Yeah. Yeah. Uploading upload's
actually pretty good. I liked it.

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Yeah, um yeah it was upload. There's definitely that sounds like what he's

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talking about, but I think it
sounds more like just imagine like the gimp

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from what do you call it?
It's essentially yeah, gim suit, but

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like that's you just wearing a box, but you can't leave the box and

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somebody's fucking your wife. Probably that's
what you saw the club, Is that

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what was going on? Was there
a guy like That's a lot of things

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at the club. I love the
unpass cube man coming like a cute like

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a guy ahead only ahead sticking out
of a cube, just like the heads

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covered as well, so you have
a little little charlose he can breathe.

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This sounds like yeah, I mean
I want to see it, but it

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sounds horrified on YouTube subscribe so yeah, pooh hole, Well we'll just keep

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going pool. Uh. Therefore hated
Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union. As

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things were starting to play out,
potato potato. Yeah, I mean they

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did both invade Poland together. They
liked it. Yeah, he was proud

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that amongst us has not invaded Buland
show me one man. He was the

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pro should probably invade Boland. Now
what it's the time they're getting kind of

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u you know, comfortable, not
comfortable, but it shouldn't be if they

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should. If there's one thing Poland
should not be, it's comfortable fascist.

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Yeah that's true. So yeah,
pooh Hole was proud that he managed to

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serve both sides without firing a single
bullet for either. After it's discharge from

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the Nationalist Army, he met his
wife, got married, and had a

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kid. In nineteen forty, during
the early stages of World War Two,

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Poolhole decided that he must make a
contribution for the good of humanity by helping

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Britain, which at the time was
Germany's only adversary. So he went from

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was he just lying about not being
generous loyal or I think he was serious?

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Like I think he's like, I
don't fucking care about your cause,

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Yeah, I'm not loyal to you. Like why I'm not gonna help be?

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I mean that's fair. Yeah,
Like if if if for some reason

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Texas, like let's say we're like
the Greek City States, you know,

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like we're a country, but like
it's a little loosely connected. In Texas

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went to war with Oklahoma tomorrow,
we would roll Oklahoma. Honest, we

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would roll it. But I wouldn't
volunteer to be a hold on. But

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think about it. We would roll
Oklahoma, right, so you think about

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it just to just for the easy
dub Like I feel like you're I'm waiting

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to naid in Oklahoma. You're like, oh, there's another dead dog,

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but there's a bomb under it.
Yeah right, No, I'd probably just

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go back to Florida, right,
and then they'd go to war with fucking

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I don't know, Cuba or some
shit. Now, if Missouri went to

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war with Kansas, I'm all it. But although I could see the Oklahoma's

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kind of be in Afghanis where they're
just like dug in like ticks. Yeah,

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they couldn't. Oklahoma would not be
able to project force onto Texas except

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for maybe then just right around the
border. They would just wait it out,

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but they would, Yeah, they
would dig in and just make I

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mean, first off, think about
how demoralized you are in Oklahoma when it's

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peaceful. Yeah, now there's people
shooting at you. Yeah, they wanted

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more. That's the thing. I
don't think there's any reason to invade.

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I have no reason. Castinos.
Yeah, we just changed the little man.

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We can't because of them in Louisiana. Yeah. I know, well

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we won't. They're paying Texas politicians
backhanded deals. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

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starting in January nineteen forty one,
Pohole approached the British embassy in Madrid

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three different times to help them,
but they showed no interest in employing him

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as a spy. Well, I
mean, I guess if you just show

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up yeah, and you're like,
hello, uh England, I'd like to

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spy for you, and it's by
no man, I'd like to spy three

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year. They said, Uh,
that's how because I applied for this.

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Ye that way. I walked up
to Langley and I was like, hello,

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I'd like a spy application. You
got it. But can you imagine

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if that's how it worked? Just
like you seem shifty second fucking pop Eyes,

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You're just just drive into the gate
at Quantico. Yeah. Uh.

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Therefore, since he was not accepted
by the Brits for help, he resolved

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to establish himself as a German agent
and then go back to the Brits.

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Smart. Yeah, have you heard
of this guy? Is a certain?

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Yeah so he Crea actually might have
been featured in that movie on Netflix.

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Yeah, yep, is he He
might be, but at least he mentioned

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he plays a big part in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So

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he creates an identity as a fanatically
pro Nazi Spanish government official who could travel

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to London on official business. He
also obtained a fake Spanish diplomatic passport by

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fooling a printer into thinking pooh,
he like he worked for the Spanish embassy

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in Lisbon. Isn't mince meat what
you call your penis? No? Okay?

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Yeah, yeah, it's pretty toe
up mince meat minced, Yeah,

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gets minced. That's right. This
is I'm only going with it because it's

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your birthday. We have to yes
and everything he does. Yeah, on

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his birthday. I did know,
and but I went with it. It

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was kind of like a no,
yes if you think it's okay. So

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yeah, he contacted. He contacted
Friedrich Rady, a German counterintelligence agent in

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Madrid code named Frederico. He accepted
pooh hole and the Germans gave him a

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cash a crash course in espionage,
including how to code his writing, learn

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a code. Yeah, he was
given a bottle of invisible ink, a

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codebook, and six hundred pounds for
expenses. His instructions were to move to

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Britain and recruit a network of British
agents. He moved instead to Lisbon,

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and using a tourist guide to Britain, reference books and magazines from the Lisbon

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Public Library, he created seemingly credible
reports out of thin air that came from

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London. So he never even went. That's fucking great, by the way,

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man, if you I guess he
eventually went to the British whatever.

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But like people don't. The Gestapo
has this like reputation because they're terrifying.

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But the German intelligence she's got clowned
again and again. This episode is just

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a giant clowning of the German intelligence
system. Yeah. Basically, I mean

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the only way they found out if
anybody was not German, as if they

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did the German three. Yeah,
so they always had of him at a

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bar. If they all always went
with the regular three, they're fucked.

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Yeah. So they would send two
guys to meet one guy at a bar

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and they'd be like, hey,
orderous rounds. But if he brought a

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friend, they were fucked. Yeah, he'd be like, four, is

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it not? I guess it would
be this yeah, yeah, it goes

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thumb first first, yeah, one, two, three, four. According

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to Tarantino, that's why this is
not. This does not feel natural.

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This this, this is all right, This is fine, This feel right.

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This feels fucked up, like this
feels way. Yeah, this feels

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as dumb as this. This feels
dumb to you. Yeah, this that

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feel dune. This is better.
Yeah, the thumb and two fingers is

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better. This is better, but
that feels right. I like it that.

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My favorite part of that scene is
how he knew immediately fast better.

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I mean was like, fun,
there's a dude on the six ers that

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hit a three the other day and
did the German three and I'm like,

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we're gonna lose now, and he
did and we did so h During his

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time in Portugal, he stayed in
Estiel at the Hotel Pelacio. He claimed

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to be traveling around Britain and submitted
his travel expenses based on fairs listed in

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a British railway guide. Poole's unfamiliar. His unfamiliarity with a non decimal system

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of currency used in Britain at the
time was a slight difficulty. So at

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this time Great Britain's unit of currency, the pound sterling, was subdivided into

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twenty shillings, each having twelvepence,
which makes it really confusing if you're not

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used to that. Uh yeah,
yeah, that's they ship on us for

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not having a metric system or where
money system was fucking dumb. Sorry do

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you not have a non milimeter?
Ruh? Yeah, I only go caliber.

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Do you have grams of weed in
your card all times? I only

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measure it announces. Man. Wow, it's funny though, because everyone knows

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how many grams is an announce because
of drugs. Yeah, we use the

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metric system all the time. Yeah, every day. Also, people are

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is celsius including the metric system.
Was that a separate day? That's a

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measure of Ah, yes, yes, but uh fahrenheit better way to measure

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temperature forever? Like uh, I
do like that Celsius is zero is the

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freezing versus ours thirty two? Yeah, but one hundred is boiling and that's

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I think it's confusing. Yeah,
yeah, it's better to be on one

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hundred scale. For like seventy it's
seventy percent worm, thirty it's thirty percent

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worm. That makes way more fucking
sense. Yeah. Then yeah, they'll

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say shit, whatever their numbers.
It's like, oh, it's thirty six

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out. I'm like, what the
fuck is that good or bad? Yeah?

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I don't know what it means.
They don't know. Yeah, I

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think it's double right kind of fish
fahrenheit, Like you divide by two or

405
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,759
multiply by two. I think,
Celsie. Yeah, you just multiply by

406
00:27:30,759 --> 00:27:34,960
two and you get the fahrenheit like
around two. Well zero times two is

407
00:27:36,079 --> 00:27:38,640
zero. Yeah. How do you
explain that, Poindexter. I can't tell

408
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,319
you. I didn't think so.
Yeah, so I know it's that.

409
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,160
I mean, like, but maybe
like the thirties, so like a thirty

410
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:49,319
Celsius would be like sixty fahrenheit is
probably more, maybe like two point five.

411
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,200
I have a computer on me.
I'm not gonna look it up.

412
00:27:52,599 --> 00:27:56,720
Yeah. Uh, we're here for
Celsius talk, but here on the Conversion

413
00:27:56,759 --> 00:28:02,359
of Units podcast. Yeah, Poohole
was unable to total his expenses in the

414
00:28:02,519 --> 00:28:06,000
complex system that he wasn't familiar with, so he just itemized everything and just

415
00:28:06,079 --> 00:28:10,000
sent them like long ass receipts so
long. They were just like us about

416
00:28:10,039 --> 00:28:12,160
them, say, focket's just given. Just pays hi man, He's very

417
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:18,000
competent. That's almost exactly what happened. That happened with sub Bassy, with

418
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:22,720
sub bassy, but it just pays
hi man. It's fine. During this

419
00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:26,599
time, he created an extensive network
of fictitious subagents living in different parts of

420
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:34,839
Britain. Because he had never Rold
Smith Stephen Jones yep, because he had

421
00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:38,079
never actually visited the UK, he
made several mistakes in his reports, such

422
00:28:38,079 --> 00:28:41,720
as claiming that his alleged contact in
Glasgow would do anything for a leader of

423
00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:45,200
wine, unaware of the Scottish drinking
habits, or that the UK did not

424
00:28:45,279 --> 00:28:51,960
use the metric system at the time, so or probably that guy's not begging

425
00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:56,160
for wine either that that's what they're
saying. Scottish drinking habits would not the

426
00:28:56,279 --> 00:29:00,720
guy would not want wine. Well, you said they didn't use a leader

427
00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:03,920
either back then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine like you're

428
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:08,200
like, yeah, I'm spying like
here in Kentucky and all this guy wants

429
00:29:08,319 --> 00:29:12,720
is a leader of merlow to get
paid I'm in Appalachia. He just wants

430
00:29:12,799 --> 00:29:18,519
one leader. He wants cabinet Cabern
next time. Really specific about it,

431
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:22,480
Yeah, no, I mean feels
feels inaccurate. He wants a fifth of

432
00:29:22,519 --> 00:29:26,240
Evan Williams, my friend. Yeah. So his reports were intercepted by the

433
00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:32,599
British Ultra Communications Interceptions Program and seems
so credible that the British Counterintelligence Service at

434
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:37,400
my five launched a full scale spy
hunt for him in the UK in the

435
00:29:37,519 --> 00:29:40,960
UK four pool. That's fucking rad. But he's not that. He's not.

436
00:29:41,119 --> 00:29:44,480
He's in Lisbon, Portugal, fucking
everybody. Could you even do this?

437
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,200
Now? No? Do we live
in the wrong time? Yeah?

438
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,440
This is you just wing it?
He winged it. He got to this

439
00:29:49,559 --> 00:29:52,839
point by just lying. I mean
this guy was like, I'm gonna be

440
00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:56,720
a spy. Yeah. And what
he did with spy shit, he lied

441
00:29:56,839 --> 00:30:00,039
to be able to become one.
That makes you a good spy. I

442
00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:03,160
imagine. Now what are you do? You just start an app or something

443
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:06,920
stupid. I don't know. You
worked for the CIA, They train you

444
00:30:07,359 --> 00:30:10,920
and all the good stuff. Yeah, start a revolution in South America.

445
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,079
It can't be hard. Everyone who
hasn't started a revolution in South America.

446
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:21,759
Anyway, in February of nineteen forty
two, either he approached the United States

447
00:30:21,839 --> 00:30:25,960
after it entered the war. Oh
no, I'm sorry. He did approach

448
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,880
the United States after it had entered
the war, contacting US Navy Lieutenant Patrick

449
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:36,119
Demerist in the Naval Attache's office in
Lisbon, who recognized Poohle's potential. Demerist

450
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:41,079
contacted his British counterparts. The British
had become aware that someone had been misinforming

451
00:30:41,119 --> 00:30:47,160
the Germans, and they realized it
after the Kriegsmarine wasted resources attempting to hunt

452
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,119
down a non existent convoy reported to
them by Poohle. So at this point

453
00:30:51,279 --> 00:30:56,119
he was just double agenting the Germans
without even working with the British. No,

454
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,160
the British thought someone was fucking like
fucking their ship up. Is a

455
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,839
lone wolf, Yeah, he was
lone a lone wolf double agent. Like

456
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,119
he was like, I'm gonna pretend
to be a Nazis by and just tell

457
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,240
them all wrong shit about what you're
doing, right right, right, right

458
00:31:07,319 --> 00:31:11,759
right. Yeah, he has a
troll. And by the way, this

459
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:18,079
is one thing that happens in totalitarian
governments. It happens in any government,

460
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:22,839
but it's really prone to happen in
totalitarian governments, which is he's giving them

461
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:30,000
dogshit information, but the people above
him are too afraid to say they made

462
00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:34,519
a mistake in hiring him or something
like that, because they're ma get a

463
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,240
bullet in their head or they're gonna
be in they're gonna get thrown in jail.

464
00:31:37,319 --> 00:31:40,880
Like you can't make mistakes to pass
the buck, right. Well,

465
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:45,599
Also, it looks good when you
bring good info too, and like everyone

466
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,400
wants to be like I have a
really good guy for yeah. Yeah,

467
00:31:48,119 --> 00:31:52,799
so I bet somebody that was like
directly above him realize their mistake pretty quick.

468
00:31:53,039 --> 00:31:56,039
But they're like, ah, I
can't. You can't own a mistake.

469
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,920
No, no, you get dead. Yeah you can't. You don't.

470
00:32:00,079 --> 00:32:02,720
You're going on a training. You
have to just like keep acting like

471
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:07,359
this is legit. It's insane.
The expectation in a totalitarian hierarchy of power

472
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:10,880
is too bad. A thousand always, yeah, you must always be batting

473
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:15,640
a thousand. That's how Chernobyl happens. Yep, Oh no, everything's fine,

474
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,920
we're good. We're gonna go check
it out of food. Yeah,

475
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,640
no, there's that couldn't be possible. It's like there's no roof, dude,

476
00:32:21,759 --> 00:32:22,839
No, no, there's a roof. Apparently that was a thing with

477
00:32:23,079 --> 00:32:27,599
COVID in China too, Like no, none of the like local Chinese officials

478
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,440
were reporting anything accurately, and like
people a lot of people are like,

479
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:34,960
oh, it's a big conspiracy,
but it was really just like they're not

480
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:38,440
allowed to do anything badly. It's
called no bad news. It's right.

481
00:32:39,839 --> 00:32:44,119
He was moved eventually to Britain on
April twenty fourth of nineteen forty two.

482
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,920
However, after he passed the security
check conducted by an m I six officer,

483
00:32:47,559 --> 00:32:51,519
uh, the m I six officers
suggested that he be accompanied by m

484
00:32:51,559 --> 00:32:54,359
I five officer Thomas Harris a fluent
Spanish speak. Now, what's the difference

485
00:32:54,359 --> 00:32:57,799
between m I five and m I
six. M I six is like super

486
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,119
secret, that's James Bond is m
I six. Yeah, My five is

487
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:05,319
like your general like CIA I would
imagine, and then like m I six

488
00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:08,519
would be like black ops within it. Gotcha. I could be wrong on

489
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:13,720
that, but that's my understanding as
a civilian. But yeah, so would

490
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,640
they pair him up with a Spanish
speaker Poohole operated as a double agent under

491
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:22,599
the watch of the x X Committee. Cyril Mills was initially Poolhole's case officer,

492
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,079
but he spoke no Spanish and quickly
dropped out of the picture. His

493
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:30,960
main contribution was to suggest, after
the truly extraordinary dimensions of Poohole's imagination accomplishments

494
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:36,359
had become a parent, that his
code name should be something as befitted for

495
00:33:36,559 --> 00:33:37,960
the best actor in the world.
So he just named him. Well,

496
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,599
yeah, oh, he gave him
the name, and that's the only reason

497
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:45,920
we're even mentioning his name in this
story. Pooholes became Garbo after Greta Garbo

498
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:51,440
sick. Yeah, So Mills passed
his case back over to the Spanish speaking

499
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,759
officer, Harris Together Harrison Pooholes or
not Poohles pooh hoole if you thought what

500
00:33:55,839 --> 00:34:01,400
if he was just like just thought
Poohole was sexies. God damn it.

501
00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:07,359
You remind me of a young Credit
Garbone. You. You, the way

502
00:34:07,519 --> 00:34:15,159
you treat those nasis gets me so
rundy. You probably just what happened,

503
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:20,480
Yeah, yeah, similar cheekbones.
Yeah it's the cheeks. I mean,

504
00:34:20,599 --> 00:34:24,800
Cheppaniards are beautiful people, Not really, I just thought of a physical attribute.

505
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:34,159
Mmm, looks we'll see if the
cheek bones play tits don't. Really,

506
00:34:34,559 --> 00:34:37,679
that's not really the same. Uh
oh, you know she looks like

507
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:44,039
Leslie Man kind of. She's cuty, you know, for the time,

508
00:34:44,079 --> 00:34:49,920
for the time. Probably a pancake
ass. Wow, undoubtedly, what do

509
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,079
you want? This woman was malnourished
for a decade. Probably had a ton

510
00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:58,320
of speed too. Yeah. Yeah, well she's eating cigarettes. Yeah.

511
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,639
Harrison Poolhole wrote three hundred and fifteen
letters averaging two thousand words, addressed to

512
00:35:01,679 --> 00:35:06,800
a post office box in Lisbon,
supplied by the Germans. His fictitious spy

513
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,760
neck work was so efficient and verbost
that his German handlers were overwhelmed and made

514
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:15,880
no further attempts to recruit any additional
spies in the UK. He was one

515
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,440
of one. They were like,
this guy's crushing it so hard. Yeah.

516
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:21,960
Yeah, they're like, we don't
need any more guys. We got

517
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,280
the guy. Did he give him
Did they give him a raise? He

518
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:28,960
was paid pretty well. We'll get
to his pay in a little bit.

519
00:35:29,599 --> 00:35:34,639
The information supplied to German intelligence was
a mixture of complete fiction, genuine information

520
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:39,960
of little military value, and valuable
military intelligence artificially delayed so he would send

521
00:35:40,039 --> 00:35:44,000
real shit to him, but it
would always get hung up in the mail.

522
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,920
So in November nineteen forty two,
just before the Operation Torch landings in

523
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,719
North Africa, Garbo's agent on the
River Quiet reported, and remember this is

524
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:57,480
Garbo's agent on the River, Quid
right quotes. This isn't a real fucking

525
00:35:57,559 --> 00:36:00,239
person. He's making shit up.
Yeah, yeah, reported that a convoy

526
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:06,320
of troopships and warships had left Port
painted in Mediterranean camouflage. While the letter

527
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,159
was set by airmail and postmarked before
the landings, it was deliberately delayed by

528
00:36:09,159 --> 00:36:14,199
British intelligence in order to arrive too
late to be useful. So the Brits

529
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,400
all they did was like, we'll
give it real ship, We'll just hold

530
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:20,880
it up in the fucking post.
Dude, you're just like fucked in the

531
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,679
intelligent war intelligence war. If you're
if the British are on the other side.

532
00:36:24,079 --> 00:36:27,480
Yeah, no, they're clever.
Yeah, they're really good. I

533
00:36:27,559 --> 00:36:30,480
mean think about how dangerous that is. It's like you're basically putting in writing

534
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,280
this is exactly what we're gonna do, but in the mail. But you

535
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,159
know what, it's not gonna get
their own time. We'll hold it up.

536
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,920
Yeah, that's true. I don't
trust them as an ally. What

537
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,880
do you mean, I think you're
too clever. They might be manipulating some

538
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:49,440
stuff. You never know, our
oldest enemy. Really. In the English,

539
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,760
Poohle received a reply from the German
stating, we are sorry they arrived

540
00:36:53,840 --> 00:37:00,880
too late, but your last reports
were magnificent. Poohole had been postly communicating

541
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,599
with the Germans by a courier a
Royal Dutch Airlines pilot willing to carry messages

542
00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:07,239
to and from Lisbon for cash,
which this guy was compromised. This meant

543
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:12,880
that message deliveries were limited to klem
flight schedule. In nineteen forty three,

544
00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:17,440
responding to German requests for speedier communication, Phopole and Harris created a fictitious radio

545
00:37:17,519 --> 00:37:22,000
operator. So they had a fake
guy on in the clouds. I guess

546
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:25,480
yeah, yeah, like that guy
in Mario who just dropped shells on you.

547
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:30,440
Yeah, floats around yeah him,
Yeah, he lives in a cloud

548
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,800
cloud boy club, cloud guy.
Yeah. From August nineteen forty three,

549
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,840
on radio became the preferred method of
communication with him via the German Like German

550
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:43,519
radio band frequencies, so they had
I assume they were just talking to him.

551
00:37:44,079 --> 00:37:45,559
He was just like, oh,
yeah, this is the agent,

552
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:50,079
yeah, the other one, hey, So I saw awesome stuff. Pretty

553
00:37:50,159 --> 00:37:52,840
much on occasion, he had to
invent reasons why his agents had failed to

554
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:59,920
report easily available information. For example, he reported that his Liverpool agent had

555
00:38:00,079 --> 00:38:04,039
fallen ill just before a major fleet
movement from that port and so was unable

556
00:38:04,079 --> 00:38:08,880
to report the event. How do
you not it's you would become suspicious of

557
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:14,760
a girl you were dating if twice
in a row she was like, oh,

558
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,079
I just didn't feel good to not
like you're like, we got plans,

559
00:38:16,159 --> 00:38:19,239
right, we got plans to Saturday
for sure, for sure, like

560
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,760
I made a rez okay, great, great, great, And then that

561
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,119
day she was like just oh I
don't feel so good. And then she

562
00:38:24,199 --> 00:38:28,039
did it again like two weeks later. Yeah you would, Yeah, her

563
00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:30,760
phone died at eight o'clock, okay, buddy, yeah yeah, yeah right,

564
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:35,960
you would be immediately suspicious of that
person totally. But now this guy's

565
00:38:36,039 --> 00:38:40,840
too good to support the story at
The agent eventually died and in a bituary.

566
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:45,519
Actually, let's get back to Rob's
distrust of his wife. Yeah,

567
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,760
we had a bad We had a
bad mother's day to day. To be

568
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:53,800
honest, yeah, I just she
didn't she didn't let me present. What

569
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:58,800
was your present? I was like, okay, here we go. I'm

570
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,840
gonna give you like orgasms all day. And she was like, who's gonna

571
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,440
watch the kids? And I was
like, don't worry about the kids,

572
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,559
just let me give you orgasms.
And she wasn't into that. She didn't

573
00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:15,119
want it. She turned my present
away. One of them could be a

574
00:39:15,159 --> 00:39:17,880
third baby if you tried hard enough. I whatever she wanted. I was

575
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,199
like, I'll do it anyway you
want. And she I was like,

576
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,480
you talk about you know how you
love getting orgasms from all the guys you

577
00:39:24,599 --> 00:39:28,400
used to be with. I thought
i'd give you one for once, for

578
00:39:28,519 --> 00:39:30,599
once. Yeah, you know,
we were talking about this before you rolled

579
00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:34,400
up. If you have a third
kid, we will average one kid per

580
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,760
host. True. Yeah yeah,
that doesn't include any of Dan's dead ones,

581
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:45,360
but or step kids yeah yeah yeah
so uh or just abandoned like bastards

582
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:50,000
you don't know about. Yeah,
just the randoms. So you've gotten you've

583
00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:53,840
got toilet and dumps your babies.
Uh, the at least one stepchild in

584
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:59,760
your future and uh yeah whatever whatever, kids you just they don't they didn't

585
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,960
want to be a part of their
life. A couple of close calls as

586
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:07,760
well. Yeah, the epoptic topictopic
pregnancy I had. I've had me and

587
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,760
courtnayd one of those when before we
were married. That was that was gnarly

588
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,800
because we had to go in at
three in the morning. She was so

589
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,920
like sick, she was like vomiting
in out of pain and something like that.

590
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:22,559
Yeah, I've almost murdered several women
with ectopic pregnant. That's the number

591
00:40:22,599 --> 00:40:24,679
one. So it's actually really weird. I don't know if this is how

592
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:30,360
it is in America, but it
is like internationally, like worldwide. The

593
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,480
doctors told us when we had the
ectopic, because they were talking about treatment

594
00:40:32,519 --> 00:40:38,760
options, um, that their number
one cause of death in pregnant women is

595
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:45,000
an ectopic pregnancy, which is kind
of a fudging of the stats. I

596
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:50,239
feel like, because you're not pregnant
when you have an ectopic pregnancy, there's

597
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:54,000
a fertilized end. Some people would
disagree with you. Yeah, in insane

598
00:40:54,039 --> 00:40:59,599
people with very's not a viable baby, Like it's like will never God can't

599
00:40:59,639 --> 00:41:02,079
fix that. Yeah, no,
no matter what you believe, God can't

600
00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:06,480
fix that then and God and God
made a mistake, right, Yeah,

601
00:41:06,599 --> 00:41:09,639
so I was but like they're like, this is how most pregnant women die,

602
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:14,519
so like you're not even pregnant though, Um, it's it's really weird

603
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:17,679
that it's called a topic pregnancy.
Well speaking of death, well, I

604
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:22,719
was gonna say sorry, was they
told us at three in the morning she

605
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,480
was pregnant and then didn't figure out
it was a topic until about seven.

606
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,320
There's four hours in like twenty seventeen
where I thought I was a dad.

607
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Damn, I didn't sleep. There
was about twelve hours and you're like,

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I can't have a well twelve hours
woman, twelve hours to twenty four and

609
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,800
twenty thirteen where I thought it might
be one but sick. Yeah, it

610
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,880
wasn't fun. Yeah, no,
it's not. I owned it. I

611
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:51,280
was looking forward to it. Um, why did you abort it? Then?

612
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:59,119
M God aborted it, okay.
So to prove that he died,

613
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,360
his agent diet in Liverpool. Uh, the m I five placed to fake

614
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:07,760
obit in the newspaper. The Germans
were also persuaded by Poohle to pay attension

615
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:12,119
to the agent's widow who was no
one. So they were paying out shit.

616
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,000
They're like they're like, yeah,
I guess we got to. He

617
00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:19,000
was giving us good shit, just
fucking clowned. Yeah, so for radio

618
00:42:19,039 --> 00:42:24,000
communication. Uh Alaric was his nickname
in the German camp, so he was

619
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called Garbo by the Brits and Alaric
by the Germans. At Alarica German like

620
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a figure of myth or something like
that, or maybe like a famous German

621
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king. This guy is just like
I wonder if you ever got his code?

622
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,800
Yeah? Yeah, so so the
Germans were like, this guy's the

623
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goat. They'd be like if so
if you if if the Americans now named

624
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like the like some Chinese by playing
it's like Lebron. Yeah he's dude,

625
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,119
and what if he used the wrong
code name though he's in the German camp,

626
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,199
calls himself Garbo. It's Garbo,
I mean shit, Aleric, Yeah,

627
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,880
who's Garbo? That's one of my
guys. Yeah, it's you know,

628
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,840
it's funny nick name I have at
the pub where I do spying.

629
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,599
God, that would be so shitty. It's because I'm a garbage not like

630
00:43:07,639 --> 00:43:12,559
they could kill him. No,
he's not meeting with them in Berlin.

631
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:17,079
No, he's communicating via radio and
post in Lisbon, well now Britain.

632
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:21,360
But at first he was saying he
was in Lisbe, or he was saying

633
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,239
he was in London. He's just
in Portugal kicking it, that's it.

634
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:28,480
But uh yeah, anyway, dude's
a catfish. Yeah, this is one

635
00:43:28,519 --> 00:43:30,840
of the This might be the greatest
catfisher of all times. He definitely is,

636
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and this next part really proves how
valuable he was. So the Germans

637
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thought he needed the strongest hand encryption
that they had, so they provided him

638
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:45,519
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turn supplied to the codebreakers at Bletchley Park,

639
00:43:46,119 --> 00:43:51,119
Garbos. Encrypted messages were to be
received in Madrid, manually decrypted and

640
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re encrypted with an Enigma machine for
retransmission to Berlin. Having both the original

641
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:59,639
texts and the Enigma encoded intercept of
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642
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source to You're chosen plain text attack
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back to it. So this is this

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guy features heavily but not actually is
e in two famous recent World War two

761
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,519
movies. Yeah. The other one
was the Imitation game Imitation Game. Yeah,

762
00:51:24,639 --> 00:51:28,559
he was the one getting the source
material basically, yeah, for that

763
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Enigma machine work. So the imitation
games one Benedict Comberbatch for those who don't

764
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:37,280
know. And then Operation Mincemeat is
with Colin Firth. That one's on Netflix.

765
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That one with the Netflix movie I
think Um, I don't mean,

766
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:44,199
I don't know where Imitation GameStream both
the great movies you watch both, Yeah,

767
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,079
no, they are both very good. But yeah, no, I

768
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mean he's basically he cracked the German
code. He Without him, they do

769
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:54,039
not crack the German communication. Didn't
They have their own wind talkers. Might

770
00:51:54,119 --> 00:51:58,800
have been this guy. He's just
pretending to know Navajo. No the Germans.

771
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,639
I mean, oh, I don't
know. It would be funny if

772
00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:02,719
the Germans. There was just like
one Navajo guy in Germany. It's like,

773
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:06,320
I'll do what I'm studying abroad.
And he was like, you know

774
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what, fuck America. They took
all of my land. I hope you

775
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take all Europe and that I hope
you take all their fucking land. Just

776
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:16,239
give me some. I wouldn't blame
him, No, they they get a

777
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:20,760
passing hatred towards America for sure.
Yeah. It's like we were we were

778
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doing it fine. I'm sorry,
and they're doing just fine now with their

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casinos. Okay, yeah, they
seem great. They love it. In

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January nineteen, I think they have
like the E's poverty, right, Yeah,

781
00:52:31,199 --> 00:52:34,920
dude, they weren't really set up
for success after we you know,

782
00:52:35,039 --> 00:52:38,239
bulldozed them. It's not a couple
of them were crushing it though. Yeah.

783
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Sure, that's that's how we measure
success, Like well that one guy

784
00:52:44,679 --> 00:52:47,719
is a billionaire. Yeah. In
January nineteen forty four of the Germans told

785
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:52,039
Poohle that they believed a large scale
invasion in Europe was imminent and asked to

786
00:52:52,079 --> 00:52:55,679
be kept informed. Stuff. That's
not even a of course you think that

787
00:52:58,159 --> 00:53:00,840
you were back. We think it's
imminent. What do you mean imminent?

788
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:05,400
Imminent in the next three weeks because
it obviously you're fighting a war. Yeah,

789
00:53:05,519 --> 00:53:08,280
it's it is imminent. It's like
it's a later part. It's really

790
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progressed at this point too, like
it's going to happen, Like imminent.

791
00:53:13,519 --> 00:53:17,039
What does that mean? Like you
even in nineteen forty three, it's imminent.

792
00:53:17,119 --> 00:53:21,519
It's imminent. They're good attack.
If you're not attacking anymore and you

793
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build you're building an Atlantic wall,
Yeah, they're gonna fucking attack you at

794
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some point. Yeah, exactly.
Um, I think they do. A

795
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D Day was coming pretty soon though. It is funny. I mean,

796
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like the more I've read a little
bit more recently about the beginning of the

797
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war, and like The Germans really
did not think they were going to conquer

798
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and France like that's not the right

800
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term. No, no, it's
not. It wasn't. It was a

801
00:53:54,079 --> 00:53:58,000
hail Mary that worked. It was
just like a throw. Yeah, it

802
00:53:58,079 --> 00:54:00,960
was like a throw from the logo
that goes in like they're like you're on

803
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the statue of liberty and it goes
for a touchdown. It's like what yeah,

804
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,519
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yards maybe because the French like a

805
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lot of they get a lot of
shit, not wrongly, I mean they

806
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got conquered in forty days, but
like their equipment was great, their army

807
00:54:15,559 --> 00:54:20,000
did really well thirty years before that, yeah, thirty less than thirty years

808
00:54:20,039 --> 00:54:24,639
before that. They just like it's
it's like they you just got caught on

809
00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:28,639
a bad day, you know what
I mean. Yeah, like or they

810
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:31,880
just came with a plan that was
totally unexpected, like you've been studying film

811
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:36,360
one way the whole time. I
mean, it was like almost by accident

812
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,320
that they conquered France, and they're
like we want to keep them pretty occupied.

813
00:54:39,519 --> 00:54:43,480
We want to fight engage, but
they had They were like, oh

814
00:54:43,599 --> 00:54:46,639
yeah, like we had no plans
to take Paris. Yeah, whoops,

815
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:53,119
And it just kind of happened.
So the invasion that they're referring to is

816
00:54:53,199 --> 00:54:59,920
Operation Overlord, and Poohole played a
leading role in Operation Fortitude, the deception

817
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,760
in campaign to conceal Operation over Lord. So he sent over five hundred radio

818
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:08,119
messages between January nineteen forty four and
D Day, at times more than twenty

819
00:55:08,159 --> 00:55:13,320
messages per day. During planning for
the Normandy Beach invasion, the Allies decided

820
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,440
that it was vitally important that the
German leaders be misled into believing that the

821
00:55:16,679 --> 00:55:21,000
landing would happen at the straight of
Dover. I think this is where we

822
00:55:21,039 --> 00:55:25,280
start getting into mince meat. Uh
maybe I can't remember what it was about,

823
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:30,199
but it's like where the body washes
up. Oh I thought mincemeat was

824
00:55:30,199 --> 00:55:32,840
the one with the fake planes and
stuff. No, no, no,

825
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,719
the fake tanks, inflated tanks.
No, that's a different thing. They

826
00:55:37,079 --> 00:55:40,280
like floated a body to showre that
was supposed to be like a British guy

827
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:45,519
with intelligence on him. Oh,
then he wasn't part of Men's don't think

828
00:55:45,519 --> 00:55:46,800
so. But yeah, this was
like what Patton was a part of.

829
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:50,480
So in the movie Patton, they
do a great job of showing this.

830
00:55:50,599 --> 00:55:53,199
Pattents all pissed off because the Germans
like fear him, so they put him

831
00:55:53,239 --> 00:56:00,639
in um In and around Dover to
make the Germans think that the landing's going

832
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:02,360
to be at the at Calais,
which is right across from Dover. It's

833
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:06,760
the shortest point and that's also it
was also the most fortified, strongest point

834
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:10,880
in the Atlantic Wall because it's so
fucking close. And yeah, so it

835
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,679
was that was that whole thing with
the inflatable tanks and stuff like that.

836
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,480
Okay, cool. So in order
to maintain his credibility, it was decided

837
00:56:17,519 --> 00:56:22,880
that Garbo should warn the Germans of
the timing and some details of the actual

838
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,039
invasion of Normandy, although sending it
too late for them to take a ten

839
00:56:25,119 --> 00:56:30,440
of action, so special arrangements were
made with the German radio operators to be

840
00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:36,559
listening to Garbo through the night of
like the fifth to the sixth, basically

841
00:56:36,679 --> 00:56:39,119
between the fifth and the sixth that
night, yeah of June nineteen forty four,

842
00:56:39,519 --> 00:56:43,599
using the story that a sub agent
was about to arrive with important information.

843
00:56:44,119 --> 00:56:46,760
However, when the call was made
at three am, no reply was

844
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:51,920
received from the German operators until eight
am, so they actually bift it on

845
00:56:52,039 --> 00:56:55,320
the German side. Three am is
like when the paratroopers are happening, yeah,

846
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,079
and it's not the people aren't even
on the beaches yet. Yeah yeah,

847
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,639
So like they don't respond until eight
and uh. This allowed Garbo to

848
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:10,559
uh add more genuine but now out
of date information too, and when they

849
00:57:12,119 --> 00:57:15,320
increased their like his standing with them
even more, like holy shit, like

850
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:19,840
this is what you were gonna tell
us? Fuck what do you we?

851
00:57:20,159 --> 00:57:28,159
WHOA, that's our fault for not
being awaken you cracked dude, Fucking nice

852
00:57:28,239 --> 00:57:30,440
work man. What's funnier, though, is that he got to be pissed

853
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:37,079
at them, like in communication.
That's so glorious. So Garbo told his

854
00:57:37,159 --> 00:57:40,039
German context that he was disgusted that
his first message was missed, saying I

855
00:57:40,119 --> 00:57:45,719
cannot accept I cannot accept excuses or
negligence. Were it not for my ideals,

856
00:57:45,719 --> 00:57:49,519
I would abandon this work right now. So he's like, if it

857
00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:52,320
weren't for your fucking cause and me
believing in it, I'd be done here.

858
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:55,440
You guys are a joke. You
guys are fucking this up. I

859
00:57:57,079 --> 00:58:02,280
hope that every hymn and every brit
that he was working with writing that reply

860
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:06,159
or whatever it was just pissing their
pants with laugh. I feel like this

861
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,480
is like Nathan Fielder doing spy work
and old too. It's just like,

862
00:58:08,679 --> 00:58:13,400
yeah, just leaning in harder when
you think he's gonna break or something like

863
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:16,760
that. It's so funny too,
because it's like he could have gone the

864
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,639
one round and like, oh man, we missed it. But it's like

865
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,519
you actually do sell it better by
nagging the shit out of them, by

866
00:58:22,559 --> 00:58:27,320
being like, yeah, you garbage
piece of fucking shit, Like, look

867
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:30,119
at what this would have helped you
with. Granted, if they had picked

868
00:58:30,199 --> 00:58:31,559
up when he called, like,
he would have had less to give,

869
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:35,079
so it was perfect. Then you
got to lean in. It's even better.

870
00:58:35,199 --> 00:58:38,280
It's responding to a U up texit
like two hours later when they're clearly

871
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,960
asleep. Yeah. Yeah, it's
like five in the morning and you like

872
00:58:42,039 --> 00:58:45,119
wake up to piss you see the
U up Yeah, and you want to

873
00:58:45,199 --> 00:58:50,280
respond because your wife wouldn't give her
orgasms all day, right, but you

874
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,599
know she's asleep now you still respond
I still respond. Then you kind of

875
00:58:53,679 --> 00:58:55,960
like shift the blame on them,
be like yeah, I responded, I

876
00:58:57,039 --> 00:59:00,360
was up. Yeah. So on
Tune, three days after D Day,

877
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:05,480
Garbo sent a message to German intelligence
that was passed to Adolf Hitler himself and

878
00:59:05,599 --> 00:59:08,440
the German high command. Garbo said
that he had conferred with his top agents

879
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:13,599
and developed an order of battle showing
seventy five divisions in Britain. Reality,

880
00:59:13,639 --> 00:59:15,920
they were only about fifty. Part
of the Fortitude plan was to convince the

881
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:22,000
Germans that a fictitious formation first US
Army Group comprising eleven divisions, which is

882
00:59:22,039 --> 00:59:25,159
about one hundred and fifty thousand men, commanded by George Patton, was stationed

883
00:59:25,159 --> 00:59:30,639
in southeast Britain where you were just
talking about Sish. He set up that.

884
00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:32,960
Yeah, yeah, and so that
was a big thing with D Day

885
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:39,239
two. So actually I did one
of the classes I took in college because

886
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:45,000
of such a tool for history is. I took an ROTC class. Oh

887
00:59:45,079 --> 00:59:49,360
what did you have to dress up? Now? Serve? I think discounts.

888
00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:53,000
Yeah, you're you can see that. Yeah, I took a RTC

889
00:59:53,079 --> 00:59:58,599
class. What does ROTC staff for
Reserve Officer Training Corps okay, it was

890
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:06,320
called himphibious warfare or history of amphibious
Warfare, and um, one of my

891
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:10,320
final reports was on D Day.
I think my final report was on D

892
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:19,280
Day, and I essentially came to
the conclusion that if the Germans had responded

893
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:23,199
appropriately, they would have thrown us
back into the sea. Oh really yeah,

894
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,480
And I do believe that to this
day. By the way, that's

895
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:30,880
piste off. All these fucking little
army kids that were They're like, no,

896
01:00:31,079 --> 01:00:35,079
what we want to one d D
We want a hell one D day?

897
01:00:36,119 --> 01:00:38,199
Fuck you. We would have taken
to peak like no man, yeah,

898
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:43,360
yeah really Now, I think if
they had marshaled the armored forces on

899
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,320
time, especially considering the weather was
dog shits, which kind of removes the

900
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:51,960
air air air power situation, uh
for the first couple of days, Um,

901
01:00:52,599 --> 01:00:55,679
it would have been a real fucking
problem. Yeah, and you know

902
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:59,039
that. I think the guy in
charge, like the I think it's like

903
01:00:59,079 --> 01:01:01,599
a major something who taught the class, was like, all right, you're

904
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:06,360
okay, But the rest of the
kids were like, uh, not about

905
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,440
it. And actually what was funny
about that too? About that being in

906
01:01:09,519 --> 01:01:14,360
that class as I was in the
ROTC building, three times a week,

907
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,840
and I sometimes I would like go
around it or whatever. And there used

908
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:20,239
to be this isn't for you,
guys, because you're not gonna understand this.

909
01:01:20,559 --> 01:01:22,480
But there there used to be this
game called Close Combat. It's a

910
01:01:22,559 --> 01:01:27,079
series close the Close Combat series is
Close Combat one, Close Combat two,

911
01:01:27,079 --> 01:01:29,440
A Bridge Too Far, Close Combat
Through the Russian Front. It's all these

912
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,599
World War two games, right.
Well, I guess at some point they

913
01:01:31,679 --> 01:01:38,000
had made the Close Combat series,
had made a like modern version specifically for

914
01:01:38,079 --> 01:01:43,320
the US military to train on with
like squad level, not squad level,

915
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:47,599
like um whatever, company level tactics. I guess you could say met an

916
01:01:47,719 --> 01:01:53,719
battalion company probably company level tactics.
And I had played all these games growing

917
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:58,800
up on my computer whatever. And
I was went in the computer room one

918
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,519
day and saw all these playing it, and I was watching them play,

919
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:08,239
and I was like, you're you're
bad at this. You're you guys are

920
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:13,119
officers, you are like this guy
was like, and they could play against

921
01:02:13,119 --> 01:02:15,679
each other, right, so they
would they would. This guy was like

922
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:20,159
At one point, I just I
watched one guy who was training to become

923
01:02:20,159 --> 01:02:23,239
an officer in the United States military
that great people. Fuck around whatever.

924
01:02:23,519 --> 01:02:28,079
But he was just like I would. He was just charging some guy's machine

925
01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:34,920
gun with like three rifle uh platoons, So he got mercilessly slaughtered gunned down

926
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,800
and he was like, oh shit, cooled. Ah my guys, Yeah,

927
01:02:37,079 --> 01:02:40,880
it's like did you I was like, man, I wouldn't even do

928
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,800
that against the computer out of my
own pride. Moral of the story,

929
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:47,079
Rob should be a general in the
US. Yes, yes, yes,

930
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:50,920
yes, yes, of course,
that's that's what we pitch. I'm making

931
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,679
already established that I'm a veteran,
yes, just up his status. It

932
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:59,119
was. It was wild how bad
they were at it. Yeah, if

933
01:02:59,119 --> 01:03:05,159
the US military susponsor our podcast by
all means do it anyway. The deception

934
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,760
was supported, like we mentioned,
with fake planes, inflatable tanks, and

935
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:12,679
vans traveling about the area transmitting like
fake radio chatter. Garba's message pointed out

936
01:03:12,719 --> 01:03:15,159
that units from this formation had not
participated in the invasion, and therefore the

937
01:03:15,239 --> 01:03:20,599
first landing should be considered a diversion, so like D Day was a diversion

938
01:03:20,639 --> 01:03:22,239
completely. Yeah, that's what they
and that that is what they thought they

939
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,800
thought. Yeah, that's why and
that's why they didn't react. Is because

940
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:28,559
they were like, no, no, no, don't hit Normandy. They're

941
01:03:28,599 --> 01:03:30,199
still coming over Calais. That's where
the main thrust is going to be.

942
01:03:30,519 --> 01:03:36,360
So don't waste your fucking don't don't
don't counterattack. Yeah. So, a

943
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,000
German message to Madrid sent two days
later said all reports received in the last

944
01:03:39,039 --> 01:03:47,239
week from Arabelle, which is his
spied network codename in Germany, has undertaking,

945
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:52,159
have been confirmed without exception and are
to be described as especially value.

946
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:55,840
A post war examination of German records
found that during Operation Fortitude, at least

947
01:03:55,920 --> 01:04:00,119
sixty of pooh Hoole's reports were included
in German high command and intelligence summaries.

948
01:04:00,519 --> 01:04:03,840
So this was people just like,
yep, this guy's the man the whole

949
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:08,280
way up to pretty much like even
Hitler was like, that's good shit.

950
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:12,400
Yeah, he fucked the entire German
intelligence that work up. That's the war

951
01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:15,719
right there by the way, it's
it's the entire war. Yeah, he

952
01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:18,960
he kind of won them. More
like I'm just giving him that much credit.

953
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:26,119
He opening up that second front absolutely
fucked them. And because opening up

954
01:04:26,159 --> 01:04:32,760
that second front, especially what it
did eventually was Hitler. It caused the

955
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:36,199
Battle of the Bulge to happen,
which took a ton of resources away from

956
01:04:36,239 --> 01:04:40,840
the Eastern Front to try to just
essentially, like Hitler just wanted to knock

957
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:45,119
one side out and then, and
he knew the Allies would be less or

958
01:04:45,199 --> 01:04:47,760
he thought the Americans and British would
be less inclined to keep going than the

959
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:54,039
Soviets would because the Soviets psychos.
But he didn't realize the Soviets right there

960
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:59,239
right, Yeah, yeah, so
he that even getting a foothold everything.

961
01:05:00,239 --> 01:05:02,800
Yeah, I mean it's because we
coming up through Italy would have been a

962
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:08,519
bitch. Yeah, if because there
was already technically a second front in Italy.

963
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:11,480
Yeah, but that's narrow. You
gotta go up through the Alps.

964
01:05:11,559 --> 01:05:14,159
That's a bitch. Oh, totally, The geography of that would have been

965
01:05:14,199 --> 01:05:15,719
a nightmare. And like we were
lucky enough that Italy is like, no,

966
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:19,239
you're here, We're for you now. Yeah. Yeah. Um.

967
01:05:19,719 --> 01:05:24,559
The High Command accepted garbage reports so
completely that they kept two armored divisions in

968
01:05:24,679 --> 01:05:30,239
nineteen infantry decisions at Palais or Calais. Yeah, I blended him, waiting

969
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:34,760
for a second invasion through July.
In August nineteen forty four, the German

970
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:39,920
commander in chief in the West Field, Marshal Gerd vand Runstead, refused to

971
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:44,440
allow General Irwin Rommel to move these
divisions to Normandy. Yeah, Rammel wanted

972
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:45,679
to counter That's what I said in
my fucking presentation. I was like,

973
01:05:46,199 --> 01:05:50,400
they held Raul back, their best
general. The reason for that is our

974
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:54,119
boy Pool. Yeah. Yeah,
they were like. Ramel was like,

975
01:05:54,199 --> 01:05:57,880
we need to counterattack now, and
they were like, hold on, Irwin,

976
01:05:59,159 --> 01:06:01,119
Yeah, we're getting them good info. So because of all this,

977
01:06:01,159 --> 01:06:05,280
there were actually more German troops in
Kla two months after the Normandy invasion than

978
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:08,719
there had been on D Day,
So they kept ramping it up. They

979
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:14,599
kept wasting more resources just stockpiling for
Kala. In late June, Garbo was

980
01:06:14,639 --> 01:06:16,920
instructed by the Germans to report on
the falling of V one flying bombs.

981
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:23,159
Finding no way of giving false information
without arousing suspicion and being unwilling to give

982
01:06:23,199 --> 01:06:27,679
correct information, Harris arranged for Garbo
to be arrested, so he faked his

983
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,239
own arrest exactly. He returned to
duty a few days later, now having

984
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,800
a need to avoid London, and
forwarded an official letter of apology from the

985
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:39,679
Home Secretary for his unlawful detention.
Overall, this has kind of ended his

986
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:45,000
campaign at this point. Overall,
the Germans paid pooh Hoole three hundred and

987
01:06:45,119 --> 01:06:48,199
forty thousand US dollars over the course
of the war to support his network of

988
01:06:48,239 --> 01:06:51,039
agents and at that time, at
that time, but I'm gonna do that

989
01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:57,280
math real quick, at one point
in time, the Germans had record of

990
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:02,199
twenty seven different sub agents work underneath
Poohle. He is just an only fan,

991
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:06,000
sugar baby. Yeah, they're like, oh, Daddy gave me that

992
01:07:06,199 --> 01:07:11,559
info. Basically, that is a
catfish. That's like a guy just running

993
01:07:11,559 --> 01:07:14,639
like a female account who just catches
it in on money. Yeah, for

994
01:07:14,719 --> 01:07:17,480
sure, Simps. What is crazy
to me is he had twenty seven sub

995
01:07:17,519 --> 01:07:21,559
accounts, would you say, three
fifty three hunty thousand, and he never

996
01:07:21,679 --> 01:07:26,400
met any of these people. No, he never met anyone in person except

997
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:29,119
for the British side of course.
Yeah, it's kind of in German.

998
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:31,280
They paid six point one million dollars. Why would you ever trust somebody over

999
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:35,840
radio communication or letters? You can't
just like fly back and forth and me

1000
01:07:36,039 --> 01:07:42,079
well, okay, so you would
have to establish something. Remember hes he

1001
01:07:42,239 --> 01:07:49,559
went to um An embassy in u
Portugal. Sure, and he had fake

1002
01:07:49,679 --> 01:07:56,360
diplomatic pay persons. He did at
the very onset had a good enough reason

1003
01:07:56,599 --> 01:07:59,199
to be like, okay, we'll
teach you how to spy. And he

1004
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,960
just ran with it from there.
So they never double checked, basically because

1005
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:06,719
all of his info was so good. But late they're like, man,

1006
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:12,639
this guy keeps almost nail on it
getting it yeah, pretty much. And

1007
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:15,680
they were like this again, like
this is what happens. Well, it's

1008
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,439
again people underestimate or overestimate they could
stop out like they give them way too

1009
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:24,439
much credit. Like I guess they
were great at sniffing out helpless Jews.

1010
01:08:25,319 --> 01:08:30,199
H They were muscling people who had
no way to defend themselves into turning over

1011
01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:34,439
Jews and other partisans. They're staring
innocent people, yeah, ing out gold

1012
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:40,079
teeth. Yeah, so they they
weren't. That's not even hitting fast balls,

1013
01:08:40,119 --> 01:08:42,199
that's hitting balls off a tea,
you know what I mean. Like

1014
01:08:42,279 --> 01:08:45,520
this fucking it's the easiest part of
war, right, they were really like

1015
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:50,359
they got the Germans got clowned so
fucking hard. So the intelligence I do

1016
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:54,760
want to talk about his honors that
he received. So that's what happens when

1017
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,520
you're on meth all the time.
It's not doesn't help it. Don't just

1018
01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:59,399
believe anything, you know what I
mean, You're like, yeah, I

1019
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,119
just gotta he got a great idea. We're you gonna go there's a house

1020
01:09:02,159 --> 01:09:04,319
nobody did right now. We're gonna
go get their sofas. They were just

1021
01:09:04,399 --> 01:09:09,640
making They were making business ideas on
cocaine. It was business ideas on cocaine.

1022
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,399
Like every group of dudes at three
am that's doing cokes, like,

1023
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:14,359
oh man, we gotta start.
This is the business. This is the

1024
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:18,439
idea that that was their entire strategy. Yeah yeah, so you can only

1025
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:24,439
order in quantities of one hundred.
Uh so. He received an MBE from

1026
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:30,479
King George the sixth ninth November twenty
fifth, nineteen forty four. The Nazis

1027
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:32,119
never realized they had been fooled,
and thus pooh Hoole, along with Eddie

1028
01:09:32,199 --> 01:09:36,039
Chapman, another double agent, earned
the distinction of being well hold on,

1029
01:09:36,159 --> 01:09:40,119
let me back up. He received
the MBE from King George, but he

1030
01:09:40,159 --> 01:09:44,319
also was awarded the Iron Cross second
Class in nineteen forty four by the Germans

1031
01:09:44,399 --> 01:09:46,920
for his work. God so he
got basically the highest award you could get

1032
01:09:47,039 --> 01:09:50,359
for two countries that were fighting each
other. Right. Uh, that's like

1033
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:55,920
winning Team MVP on two different teams. Just to specify how big of a

1034
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,319
deal that was. For the Iron
Cross that he got, the award was

1035
01:09:58,359 --> 01:10:01,359
normally reserved for frontline fight men and
required Hitler's personal authors. Yeah. The

1036
01:10:01,359 --> 01:10:03,520
Iron Cross, well, I don't
know what the classes are, but Iron

1037
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:09,399
Crosses is their medal of honor.
Yeah, and Victoria Victoria Cross is the

1038
01:10:09,399 --> 01:10:11,800
British medal of honor. Iron Crosses. Was that. I don't know what

1039
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:13,680
they have now, I don't.
I assume they still wann't to do the

1040
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,479
Iron Cross, but it Adolf Hitler
had to approve his Iron Cross. Yeah,

1041
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:21,039
and he hands like this guy this
guy's cement. Yes. So he's

1042
01:10:21,359 --> 01:10:25,880
one of the few people to receive
decorations from both sides during World War Two.

1043
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,359
There aren't that many, but he's
one of them. That's great.

1044
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:32,079
And uh, yeah, that's the
story of Uh, that's the story of

1045
01:10:32,119 --> 01:10:40,119
our boy. Pooh Hole his full
name one. He lived until peaceful life

1046
01:10:40,159 --> 01:10:45,239
until his eighties he died. Uh, let's see here, he can lived

1047
01:10:45,279 --> 01:10:47,079
into his eighties. Yeah. He
he ended up moving to South America.

1048
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:53,319
So yeah, he uh more double
agents. I could say, yeah,

1049
01:10:53,359 --> 01:10:56,720
what Yeah, he makes some German
friends. He was like, yeah,

1050
01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:00,159
I hated Oh, but he's like
it's actually he's just the end of Shawshank.

1051
01:11:00,199 --> 01:11:02,359
He's like, I'll meet you in
South America on the boat. Yeah.

1052
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,960
It would be funny if he did
go to just hang out with him

1053
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:08,399
and he's like, you guys,
politically I hate you, but you're nice.

1054
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:11,600
Yeah. But he just became homies
with them in prison. Yeah.

1055
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:15,239
Yeah, well they don't. They
never realized that they got duped by this

1056
01:11:15,319 --> 01:11:18,000
guy at any point. They never
know when did his story become public?

1057
01:11:18,079 --> 01:11:21,640
Though the eighties you write like an
autobiography, okay, so pretty much how

1058
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:25,319
you work? What was fucking that? Yeah? So, after the Second

1059
01:11:25,319 --> 01:11:29,359
World War, Who Whole feared reprisals
from surviving Nazis. With the help of

1060
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:31,640
m I five, Who Whole traveled
to Angola and faked his death from malaria

1061
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:36,319
in nineteen forty nine. He then
moved to Langonillas, Venezuela, where he

1062
01:11:36,399 --> 01:11:41,560
lived in a relative anonymous state,
running a bookstore and gift shop. So

1063
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:45,359
in nineteen seventy won the British politician
Rupert Alison, writing under the pen name

1064
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:48,279
Nigel West became interested in the whole
story. He interviewed him and stuff like

1065
01:11:48,399 --> 01:11:54,039
that, when of Venezuela become communist, I don't know that a more recent

1066
01:11:54,119 --> 01:11:58,319
development. Weird that he moved there, Yeah, I think it is kind

1067
01:11:58,359 --> 01:12:03,119
of modern. Um, I do
think, yeah, yeah, I'm trying

1068
01:12:03,159 --> 01:12:05,800
to I don't see when they actually
in Florida. I had a bunch of

1069
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:10,760
friends that were from Venezuela, and
I'm pretty sure they moved. Oh yeah,

1070
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:13,359
I knew a ton of Venezuelan kids. Yeah, it might have been

1071
01:12:13,399 --> 01:12:15,800
like nineties. Yeah, it was
a big move, like during Schabas nine.

1072
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:20,119
Yeah yeah, um yeah. No. He lived a relatively peaceful life

1073
01:12:20,159 --> 01:12:25,239
after that, and he went back
to Normandy on the fortieth anniversary of D

1074
01:12:25,399 --> 01:12:30,560
Day and paid his respect of the
beaches. So guy, overall pretty sick.

1075
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:34,880
Would you guys learn learned that the
Germans are fucking guard that they it

1076
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:42,560
doesn't you think people think that like
fascism or even like, I don't know,

1077
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:45,760
a good monarchy is like some sort
of streamlined situation, like it's not

1078
01:12:46,159 --> 01:12:50,479
no, it's not learned. Not
more efficient. People blindly trusted others until

1079
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:56,119
like nineteen eighty dude. Until the
Internet really like I mean, you could

1080
01:12:56,119 --> 01:12:58,880
get away with scams in the nineties. Still there were some speed Internet.

1081
01:12:59,159 --> 01:13:02,760
Oh yeah. There was some comedian
I saw once who was like, people

1082
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:08,680
don't understand that before you had a
phone to check everything like the way too,

1083
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,520
and a discussion about you being sure
that you were right. It's like

1084
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:17,239
I just be like, I swear
to God. Yeah, I swear I'm

1085
01:13:17,279 --> 01:13:19,920
my mother's grave. Yeah, dude, Yeah, it's like, no,

1086
01:13:20,039 --> 01:13:25,000
I swear to God. Tom Hanks
was on a sitcom where you cross dressed

1087
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,199
and like you just had to be
like, all right, dude, okay

1088
01:13:28,239 --> 01:13:30,079
if he's confident, Yeah, if
you're at it, if you're that serious

1089
01:13:30,119 --> 01:13:33,560
about it. I literally have thought
about this since smartphones became a thing.

1090
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,800
It's like, I can't just make
my point louder anymore, like because that

1091
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:42,840
would be like, yeah, you
can somehow it's more prevalent. Yeah,

1092
01:13:43,319 --> 01:13:46,279
because whether or not you're right,
or you're proven right, or it's actually

1093
01:13:46,359 --> 01:13:54,640
worse matter, it's actually almost worse
because now maybe like then, I guess

1094
01:13:54,720 --> 01:14:00,479
with pool, you can you can
find information supporting what you said that's true

1095
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:02,279
too. You can Google you would
find something written that that supports what you

1096
01:14:02,319 --> 01:14:05,560
can lead the search engine, right, Yeah, yeah, for sure the

1097
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:11,399
witness. Isn't it true that this? Yeah yeah, but it's also almost

1098
01:14:11,399 --> 01:14:15,079
an insult because you're like, you're
not going to check this. That needs

1099
01:14:15,119 --> 01:14:18,039
to be the new stigma is like, bitch, you gotta google it,

1100
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:21,199
you dumb bitch. Yeah, you
don't even know that. To you,

1101
01:14:21,399 --> 01:14:24,680
that's the only way we can make
people smarter again. It is just to

1102
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:27,720
be like, yeah, to google
that, you bitch. Yeah, googling,

1103
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:30,199
dumb googling bitch. You're just trying
to look smart. Yeah, fucking

1104
01:14:30,279 --> 01:14:33,399
idiot. Yeah, that's why you
gotta do it really slide before you even

1105
01:14:33,399 --> 01:14:36,079
get into the art. I think
we have a pretty easy Hitler for this

1106
01:14:36,199 --> 01:14:41,600
episode. It's our boy. I
actually think it's everyone that worked for Hitler,

1107
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:45,640
bunch of Hitler's. Yeah, Hitler. Hitler's a victim. Hitler he

1108
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:50,920
got dupes, guys, He's the
victim of being catfished. Yeah, Hitler

1109
01:14:51,039 --> 01:14:56,600
is Nazi Germany this week. Yeah, so yeah, Hitler is. Hitler's

1110
01:14:56,640 --> 01:15:01,159
just like the Gestapo like workflow,
just the chain up, yeah, basically,

1111
01:15:01,399 --> 01:15:06,760
which is headed by Hitlers the top
of the Yeah. But yeah,

1112
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:10,079
that's our show for today, guys, thinks so much for listening again.

1113
01:15:10,279 --> 01:15:14,000
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1114
01:15:14,079 --> 01:15:17,640
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1115
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:21,159
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1116
01:15:21,199 --> 01:15:27,800
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1117
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:30,560
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1118
01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:33,560
Uh, click five stars and then
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1119
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:36,840
just have to hit five stars.
I guess. On the back end,

1120
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:42,439
we can see people leave comments to
episodes on Spotify that I can't see anywhere

1121
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:44,479
else, but I can see it
on the back end. They're kind of

1122
01:15:44,479 --> 01:15:46,520
funny. Oh nice, Yeah,
sure do that, I guess. Yeah,

1123
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:51,680
and shout to Tofurky Sandwich, a
podcast by history geniuses for History Chief.

1124
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:57,479
Yes that's correct, and they do
a great job of disclosing sources.

1125
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:01,960
Buckle up, folks, you're in
for a treat. Buckle up, buckers

1126
01:16:02,319 --> 01:16:06,159
again, thanks so much for listening. Rock Fox and Daniel Jester. I'm

1127
01:16:06,279 --> 01:16:09,920
Jake Goldman. Actually, hold on, hold on, I have one more

1128
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:12,920
review to read. Okay, okay, that's wonderful. This is from Colts

1129
01:16:13,039 --> 01:16:18,439
eight seven eight eight six eight.
The title is Jews Okay. The review

1130
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:23,439
is a funny yet informative podcast by
a Jew, a guy who looks and

1131
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:27,600
sounds like a Jew. That's me, That's no way, that's not me,

1132
01:16:28,399 --> 01:16:30,800
and a guy whose family probably hunted
Jews in the thirties and forties.

1133
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,319
That's you. Yeah, I think
that's you. I think that's you,

1134
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:38,159
and dance the Jew. I don't
know. I look like I mean,

1135
01:16:38,199 --> 01:16:43,079
I have the beard. Yeah,
I'm Hasidic. You look like you would

1136
01:16:43,119 --> 01:16:49,279
be. I do what in a
play, didn't you? Uh No?

1137
01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:53,640
Just regular Nazi uniform? Okay?
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1138
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:59,560
I played Sergeant Schultz in Stag seventeen. Anyway, great review. Rock

1139
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,119
Fox, the introgester of Ject Goldman. You just got sauce there,