Good morning, metro play. We got a big week plans, but we're
gonna get you started on very important news. As we transported two feet to
my right to one, Danny Babis, you didn't do that right, because
you're supposed to pretend I'm in a helicopter. Wow, then let's try again,
show fans. Okay, I'm getting her. You're copying. Why did
they do that? Yeah? The their helicopter was called Black Thunder Okay,
and it wasn't real the old Russell Martin show. Uh traffic bit I remember
I did eight twenty didn't didn't they do like a hal Jay? Yeah?
But he was actually in the damn thing. Actually, yes, that's the
dumbest dude. It was one hundred years ago, so we did not the
internet helicopter newsman. That was his name. I think it was Ernie Pye,
And the second one was called Ernie in the Sky. That's brilliant.
Yeah, okay, his name was Ernie Pye and they named it Ernie in
the Sky. I love that show. Yes, we do have some breaking
traffic news and this directly almost affected me this morning. So I live in
far East Dallas and the typically the exit that I take or the entrance that
I take to get to work is Jim Miller in thirty to head towards downtown.
And I did the same thing today, and I was a pro coaching.
As I was approaching the on ramp, I noticed that the highway ahead
of me on I thirty was pristine, no cars other than the cars that
were entering with me. And as I kind of figured something's going on,
they must have closed off the highway. I looked behind me and in the
rear view mirror, and of course just the sea of headlights, first responders,
you know, fire engines and ambulances and all of that. I'm like,
h well, something bad happened at the Saint Francis exit. So they
ended up closing I thirty is efing closed through rush hour from what I'm understanding
going into downtown for Mesquite. So I would definitely find an alternate route for
those of you that don't have ways or Google maps on your phone. And
there's a reason for that. Why this highway is closed down because a pedestrian
was hit and killed by a vehicle EH early this morning. They closed off
the highway by the exit to Saint Francis Avenue westbound drivers were being directed toward
that exit, and the roadway will be closed off at least until after rush
hour today. And again we talked about this last last week. We're always
just miffed when we see anybody without a gas can walking on a highway.
Is concerning stop crossing highways. Stop it, just please. There's got to
be a better way. And there's like a walkway right there at Buckner in
thirty that you can just walk right over. Never never cross the highway.
Just don't get on them. Let's make the pledge. I pledge never to
run across the highway unless it's just looks it looks really good. Look,
I can definitely make it, and I think I can make it. I
think everybody that crosses a highway has that thought that they looks definitely make it.
If you bet me. If I could make it though, and I
had, I thought I had a chance to win some money out of it,
I will cross the highway. But otherwise I will stop my habit of
crossing the highway. Deal yeah, shake yeah, fine, cool fine.
Can I ask you a question to when there's a fatality due to a event
on the roads, do you think in a rush hour when it's just a
pedestrian that got hit rather than a big wreck, do you think they kind
of speed through the paperwork and investigation just to kind of get things moving?
So do you think they do a Yeah, that is interesting, like what
level of investigation ensues? And is that what is because if you think of
just the vehicle and the unfortunate victim, that shouldn't be enough to stop you
know, four or five lands of a highway. How can we take this
event and move it off thirty just move the investigation? There is definitely road
definitely social prejudice against pursuing you know, investigations and crimes and news and all
of that stuff. If it's a prostitute or a homeless person handhandler, they're
looking to close those cases fast and just tag them with well they were mentally
you know, incapacitated or trying to cross the highway. Homeless person or oh
a prostitute was murdered. Well you know, but you think if that was
like a Dallas public servant or a businessman, do you think that traffic would
be cleared slower? Probably? Well, because you don't know who it is.
I'm just wondering about what investigation level has to go in. Like clearly
they'll talk to the driver. I mean, is it some clean up I
hate to use such a a bad term, but yeah, scrubbings of blood
and stuff. Yeah, Like what's preventing them from letting people go by?
I think it's basically trying to figure out what happened and see if there's a
gather enough evidence to determine whether there was any type of negligence on the driver.
You probably want to make sure that the driver wasn't inebriated, find out,
you know, look for I don't know, skid marks from breaking and
get all the distance and all that stuff and a lot of analytics that go
into that. You got to remove the body. Yeah, is that drive
there's a lot going on. Manslaughter probably no, build would be my guess
if it was just if he's got somebody corroborating that the person was just ran
into the highway, it's not going to get anything. But they always check
and if you were going what there was in the highway now it's sixty right
there, Yeah you're going seventy four. Yeah, you could have stopped if
you were going sixty five, Always wondering you might get but I don't know.
There's the unwritten rule of like when you're on the highway, as long
as you're good, we can kind of break the speed limit a little bit,
just a little bit. Yeah you can, all right, thank you,
you can. You're both looking at me. Just seem like the dude
would probably break the speed limit. I have, I have. I'm a
real bad boy. I was going seventy four and got folown by on the
toll way today. That person was going at least one oh five maybe more.
You're gonna get fired if they didn't make it to work on time.
No was a white jeep. I got passed. I was going like seventy
five eighty. It's funny, since I switched to the Jeep a few years
ago, my speeding has gone way down because that thing just doesn't handle it
as well. Somebody need to get into a nice something a little sportier,
because it starts rattling once you get like eighty, a lot of noise.
But I was going pretty fast, like eighty, and I got passed by
this car that I couldn't barely see it because it's passed me so fast,
but essentially had no top. It was just a like the whole top of
the car was just a bag damn, you know, like if you bag
it, which is already bad enough. And it wasn't a convertible, but
it was like the whole top of the car was gone. It was all
bag and he just went roasting. Buy me at least ninety five he or
she? Yeah, women are terrible people, are they? Yeah? Are
they? Everybody can be terrible. Just see it was an idiot man.
Everyone can have a bag. Yeah, just a bag top. I heard
of ragtop, Yeah, not bag top. Why are you doing this speed
in that temporary state in that car? Yeah? What do you think it
happened? Like the moon roof flew off or it was just a because it
was all beat up. The whole car was beat up, but the top
was just not there. It wasn't even just moon if. It was like
the whole cab of the car. I didn't know what to tell. You
call it the fuselage of the car. What do you call the what do
you call the hold inside of the car? The a the innerspace internally,
yeah, yeah, the inner space interspace of the car. You see interspace?
No, you never seen interspace? No, we handled dune. This
weekend and that was enough of we did. We watched, We watched some
science fiction this weekend. Me and Kat, Why are we discussing all that?
I don't think Danny and I's Dumpling review would get close to five combined
combined. We're talking about totally different movies here. You didn't see the one
that did get the fuck No, I'm saying like no, but I'm saying
still, our Dumpling review combined would not get to the perfect grating of a
movie for dun one. I think I could be wrong. Danny might have
liked it more than that. I think I liked it more than you.
But uh, I think I'm just gonna let everyone else handle Dooon too.
J JD's mouth breathing simpletons couldn't handle Dune. Dune one for everybody. It
isn't for everyone, not for me. Maybe it's for to keep up with.
But I mean, yeah, I love Game of Thrones, but have
to which I get to watch one of those a week? I felt I
thought it was kind of like Game of Thrones meet Star Wars. If Game
of Thrones and Star Wars sucked, you know what, Okay, that's pretty
good. That's actually like the best way I've seen. I mean I watched
it in two servings. I did too. I had to because I know
I fell asleep during a lot of it. Yeah, I watched it Friday
night and knocked out about almost it's a damn near two and a half hours.
It's like a two twenty something like that. And I think I knocked
out half of it on Friday night and then the second half on Saturday morning.
And I was pretty puzzled. Not that I couldn't keep up, and
the story wasn't you know, it wasn't like it was above my head or
hard to keep up with. I mean, it's all there. It's not
confusing or anything, but boy, they took a lot. It's a slow
burn to get to the end. And well, the end, I was
like, this is really good, this is fun. The last like thirty
forty minutes, thoroughly entertained and enjoyed it and it all made sense. But
I just felt like they they I bet done. Two is really good because
if they kind of pick up where they left off and we're actually something is
really occurring and it's not two hours of setup, yeah, you know,
and whispering. It's so much sand and so much whispering. There's the whispering.
The volume levels in that movie are ridiculous. Well everybody's yeah, there's
always this thing that's like speaking to Timithy Shama Lama ding Dong's brain, that's
whispering crap to him, and that just happens a lot. But yeah,
the end, the last thirty minutes is pretty fun. So maybe want to
see the second one and I will. Maybe it was a multi film thing,
so of course they'd need half of the first film, I guess to
set it up. I think those I think those projects are better served in
like a limited series though rather than a long form theater theatric release. I
think they could have because look, if you're committing to forty five minutes to
fifty minutes and it's episode one, how many shows do we watch or have
we watched where somebody goes I don't know, I just didn't get into it
us like, yeah, but wait till like the wire, wait till three.
That way, then you know all the characters and you understand it better,
and they give they you kind of give them a free pass for a
couple of episodes of set up before you get to the meet I think Dune
they could have really done it justice by spreading it out and letting people kind
of take it in and bite sized pieces, rather than holding your pee in
a theater for three hours while you're just watching sand blow. I don't think
that is I don't think that's truth because I saw that in Imax. So
it's all about, like, also the cinematic experience. And you're talking about
the levels the music in it in both of them one and two, like
when everything when something's happening, obviously in that susperence, Like the cinematic experience
really is I think what takes the movie over at the top, which is
why everyone's just like, oh my god, and the saying in the first
one you don't even know no, no, no, don't get it,
and I'm just like they're just getting in started. In the first one,
it comes to the sands a lot about the sand. It's called dude,
I get it. I get it. So I'm just kind of making jokes.
But you know, watching an Imax, you watched it on your coch
Yeah, I watched it on my flip phone. I mean, you know,
the version I saw had music too, And I've got a pretty decent,
you know, surround sounds set up at the house. It's not like
incredible. It's a Visio soundbar and then two surround sound speakers behind me.
This sounds great, you know. And I had it cranked up pretty good,
so I think I got. Of course, I didn't get an IMAX
experience. I guess I'm just of I watched on Visio too, Danny go
to a theater together. No, no, no, Look, I just
come from a world where I can see it's got to be more than just
great production value for something to catch me. And I don't think for me
that something that didn't appeal to me just based on script and pacing and all
of that is going to be saved by a production experience. But maybe maybe
I'm wrong. I think maybe I'll go see Done Doom two and a big
theater and take it all in for real, And I know it's all part
of the complete package. And that's how the filmmakers intended to be consumed.
Is in those ways, not on your your iPhone eight. I know what
was going on. Kevin was just lost. Are you looking at your phone
too? Oh? Yeah, I ended up doing it because you have to,
because the whispering. We'll turn that in volume up or put So you
turn the volume up and then the action kicks in and then it gets too
loud. Who are you gonna wake up? We had to lie of napping
going on during that both parts. He was mad that it was gonna wake
him up. Yeah, well he was trying to nap during it. Yeah,
policy, Yeah, I'm gonna watch a thirty minute Cliff's cliff Notes version
on YouTube that someone had told me to check out that I gets way better.
Don't waste your time with the three hours. They're like someone chopped it
up into thirty minutes. You don't miss a thing. You got everything you
need to know for Dune too. That's just disrespectful. It's disrespectful. But
to the people who make the movie, Yeah, but do they they're not
listening to my show right now, and they're not giving me any ratings,
So that's disrespectful of them to not support me. The man somewhat point.
Where is it filmed? There's a trade off, we give, give,
give, give, I'm ready to receive. Where do you guys think it
was shot? Since you guys just recently watched Dune one, I'm a hobby,
I must say Sarasota, Yeah, sarah Sota Square mall now Jordan,
the desert near Abu Dhabi, the northwest coast of Norway, and then soundstages
in Budapest. I don't know, I haven't seen it forever. I love
I thought I loved it. I thought you guys would like it. But
whatever, I'm gonna watch it again this week as I get cranked up for
Dune two, the first maybe first five Dumpling reviewed film on this very show,
and I'm gonna get my Dune two popcorn bucket forrit to ask you,
did you get your popcorn bucket? I'm not getting that bucket. They're scared
bucket something. Even the director was like, what the hell is this?
Why why do you guys hate the bucket. It's kind of you have to
get the bucket. I don't know anything about. No damn bucket. You
have to have sex with it. It looks like the sandworm, just the
way it's the mouth. Yeah. I'm like, I'm not trying to fight
the bucket the whole movie, like trying to get popcorn, because they have
like the mouth closed. It's it's oh, I get it. Yeah,
yeah, it's relooks, not to really popcorn worm teeth covering. Yes,
no, I don't get that. You don't need that for I am interested
in the Green Bay Packer butt plug though. I think that's a new item
that just hit the market. More later, I didn't pull that part,
but yeah maybe, but yes, God, we were all thinking of Kevin
on when we saw that, right always. I hate that I have a
person that I associate with butt plugs. Now, he said, the dude
I work with plug guy, it's his thing. Yeah. In a big
interview, shallow may like and the director they would not like. They got
asked about it, and they're like, no comment, what the bucket,
no comment? Everything to do in the bucket. Now, at eight o'clock,
I'm gonna place some audio of a wild interview that happened on Friday on
this very station. The guy who was involved in the Kevin Durant altercation last
week. He gave his answers and the context, and it's weird to kind
of believe him, but I also am still confused, very odd. I
want to hear the audio class Christina, because I was napping when that happened
and she told me, and I go that sounds like bull shark. When
I saw Skin Friday night, I said, I think we're doing two hours
on your with Luke Brawn or the guy involved in the Kevin Durant altercation.
We're gonna I read the report on it because w f a A picked it
up. Did you see that? Yeah, their story went locally viral.
Yeah. They were having those two or one of the folks on ye.
They had the guy tracked him down. Yeah, and they picked up the
story and I kind of read through the story. I haven't heard the segment
though, so I'll be excited to hear what he This station will get on
top of something real quick. Like I said last week or two weeks ago,
we don't sport the news. We make the news. That's right,
Danny. Top of something like I'm gonna get on top of the dune to
popcorn bucket. That's gonna happen. I don't know if it's you know,
your computer's always listening. I don't know why. You know, I just
got an email about Dune spices up theaters and it's from a. The people
that sent me an email is snacks. Did you just google search the popcorn
bucket? Oh? Yeah, that's why I get emails from Snacks. Sometimes
two Snacks sent me a a marketing company. It's very strange. Yeah,
yeah, I unsubscribe to them and they still email me. It's very strange.
I don't love that the twenty six dollars sandworm popcorn bucket twenty six dollars
man worth it. No, I don't ever even get popcorn theater. I
go to Alamo, idiots, I eat like a king when I go to
the movies. I don't need a bucket of popcorn. You eat like a
cheese addict. I eat popcorn, and if I do get popcorn, it's
gonna be in a beautiful metal bowl like they serve at Alamo. Yes,
unlimited love the metal bowl. Do you ever eat so much popcorn that you
get sick at your stomach? No? I don't really get popcorn at movies.
I love popcorn at movies, but it makes me sick. Is that
the only place I eat popcorn at movies? And then I eat too much
of it? But yeah, I do. I have to eat whatever size
it comes in. I will eat every damn bit of it and crunch the
little kernels at the bottom and lick the bowl to get all the butter and
the salt, and I sit there feeling like I ingested a log. You
can't stop a poisonous log. Yeah, I can't stop. I remember the
day I woke up for work in the late eighties. My dad said I'm
pretty sure it was one forty five, and I'm like what, And you
just said one forty five And I don't know what that means. He goes,
just remember one forty five, right. So I go to school my
whole day, no idea. I'm like one for I don't know what.
That's confusing. And I got home that evening and my dad walks up to
me and he says, you got it, and I go one forty five
and he handed me, probably upon the day of release, a bag of
popcorn that is made in your microwave, and I put it in the microwave
and hit one forty five and start, and then we ate popcorn together.
Dang, that's interesting, because now I don't think anyone's got it down to
a science of the perfect. I don't know if I just remember that's one.
I mean, because before that, it was jiffy pop on your damn
oven, or the real old school way where you just do it in a
pot or a pin. Yeah, with the lid on it. It's dangerous
too. Yeah, that's fire waiting to happen. But that was the first
bag of microwave popcorn I ever saw. Like, who's making it the old
fashioned way anymore? With the with where you put the melted butter in the
bottom of a dam pot and put the popcorn in there and put the lid
on it until the lid goes. Yeah, somebody is like Grandma used to
make. Someone who's listening today too, will have their work day just absolutely
ruined by someone who torched one in the break room. Someone thought they'd get
on Monday two thirty popcorn and then they burn it and the rest of the
day is ruined for the office because the smell of burned popcorn. That will
happen to someone who's listening right now. Yeah. Hell, Mikey used to
work with a guy that would microwave trout for lunch. Yeah, that was
weird out. Try fighting through that odor trout ta trout. We can't put
microwaves. I think it was Dan McDonald. It was more of the fish
man because he was salmon and broccoli like every day. My God just the
perfect flatulent fuel. Salmon and broccoli, give the give the world your methane
I bless torch the planet. Let us stay on top of it here because
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