WEBVTT 1 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:17.480 Hello, and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane as I 2 00:00:17.559 --> 00:00:22.440 sit here all by myself. There's a seat right here that's empty, but 3 00:00:22.640 --> 00:00:26.600 soon we'll be filled with a butt of Eric Rimmer, who just got off 4 00:00:26.600 --> 00:00:29.879 work, so he's running a little bit late, so we're gonna talk until 5 00:00:29.920 --> 00:00:34.560 he gets here. We have producer Brian. Now, Brian, we're going 6 00:00:34.640 --> 00:00:39.079 to talk about the party, do a little recap, and I'll be interested 7 00:00:39.119 --> 00:00:45.920 to know because at the party and at that concert it was at Viehouse Resort 8 00:00:45.920 --> 00:00:51.399 and Casino, it was a George Michael reborn concert, George Michael tribute band, 9 00:00:52.079 --> 00:00:59.320 and all the entire audience there were people like my age, in Eric's 10 00:00:59.320 --> 00:01:03.439 age, and then there was Brian, like you were like the only young 11 00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:07.599 person there. Well, why why would you go see George Michael because you're 12 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:11.640 twenty three years old? I wouldn't, I know. But did you enjoy 13 00:01:11.680 --> 00:01:15.519 the show? That's good and Robert Barko is a good performer, and yeah 14 00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:19.439 it was, and you know, like I like some of WAM stuff. 15 00:01:19.439 --> 00:01:21.799 That's about it, although he's saying a lot of stuff that wasn't even George 16 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:26.079 Michael though Belton John that he sang was really good. Kendall in the Wind. 17 00:01:26.079 --> 00:01:27.879 I wish he had done a different Elton John song, but that's fine. 18 00:01:29.879 --> 00:01:32.519 Well, I'm glad that you enjoyed the party. It was really fun 19 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:34.760 and I have some thank yous. First of all, thank you to Viejas 20 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:38.560 Resort and Casino. They couldn't have been a better host. We had our 21 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:42.719 little own VIP section. It was they had it all corned off. We 22 00:01:42.760 --> 00:01:49.879 had like a little little things to put around they go wristbands, and everybody 23 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:52.640 had a great time, and we had raffle prizes, and I just want 24 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:57.159 to thank everybody who gave for the Raffle prizes, including via Haas Resort and 25 00:01:57.200 --> 00:02:00.480 Casino, which gave us a room to give away, and they gave us 26 00:02:00.480 --> 00:02:04.439 a two hundred dollars food voucher and the guy that won the voucher, he 27 00:02:04.519 --> 00:02:07.840 was like, I'm going to the steakhouse right now, like he was going 28 00:02:07.920 --> 00:02:09.840 to use it immediately, So that was really cool of them. Thank you 29 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:15.000 guys so much. Thank you Jay Wurtzler from Capitol Growth in for one hundred 30 00:02:15.080 --> 00:02:17.280 dollars. The guy who won that, I'm sure used it immediately because it 31 00:02:17.319 --> 00:02:22.520 was cash money. Baby. Thank you to La Joya cosmetic surgery center. 32 00:02:22.599 --> 00:02:27.719 They donated a skincare kit and the woman who won that was very excited. 33 00:02:28.039 --> 00:02:30.879 And San Diego Crystals and Jewelry. They gave us a huge bag full of 34 00:02:30.919 --> 00:02:36.400 crystals and jewelry and it was really fun and the woman that won that was 35 00:02:36.479 --> 00:02:39.840 excited. So thank you to all of you guys. You really made it 36 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:45.719 such a really fun party. It was my birthday too, was mainly and 37 00:02:45.800 --> 00:02:51.120 I mean this mainly Brian's two year anniversary because we had a party for you 38 00:02:51.159 --> 00:02:53.120 for number one. Well, once I got there and I saw the age, 39 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:59.599 I decided it was mostly your birthday party well, but originally started as 40 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:01.240 a party for you for a year, two years, but then it just 41 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:04.960 happened to land on my actual birthday, so we had to do both. 42 00:03:05.039 --> 00:03:07.599 So thank you for showing it with me. I got my Harrison four poster. 43 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:09.520 I am good. You're good to go. You are good to go 44 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:17.840 now. Okay, So Eric did something for the very first time at Viejas 45 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:23.960 and we caught it on film on film on my camera. Yeah on you're 46 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:30.840 super eight. What the heck? Why am I using here? It is 47 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:36.120 for you guys to see him gamble for the very first time. Eric's first 48 00:03:36.159 --> 00:03:38.919 time at a casino and playing slots. Your money, You're hard earned money 49 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:47.439 in the machine right there, see right there? Let meet on a baby. 50 00:03:47.560 --> 00:03:53.879 How does that make you feel? Horrible? Okay, and then pushed 51 00:03:53.879 --> 00:04:02.680 a play that the eight take go keep going. Oh my god, this 52 00:04:02.759 --> 00:04:12.680 is so fun, looks it? The cat days go again. I mean, 53 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:23.439 I don't know what that means cool anything? Sixty said? Wow, 54 00:04:24.519 --> 00:04:29.560 they go like a four thirty. You know, is this all adding up 55 00:04:29.720 --> 00:04:34.720 for its total? You're total? No, that's actually that's a cash out. 56 00:04:35.399 --> 00:04:39.639 No, you want going go, keep going, keep going, going, 57 00:04:40.439 --> 00:04:45.639 going, waste of time. You can stay here for hours. Oh 58 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:53.319 my god, no thing. Okay, you're talent ton you have to cash 59 00:04:53.319 --> 00:05:03.199 out. Chilian forty you l you lost twenty bucks. This is stupid greatly 60 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:06.439 to do that. But you never know. He could have won a big, 61 00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:12.959 big, big prize, but he didn't. He lost your stingy lost 62 00:05:12.959 --> 00:05:16.199 twenty bucks to a casino. And guess who just logged on on Instagram live? 63 00:05:16.879 --> 00:05:20.240 Who's that? Eric Rimmer? Oh yeah, why don't you come on 64 00:05:20.439 --> 00:05:25.639 in here and sit right here and that way you don't have to log in 65 00:05:25.839 --> 00:05:30.720 and watch us live Crazy Boy. All right to be driving, You better 66 00:05:30.720 --> 00:05:33.240 be driving. We're gonna have some dirt coming up here pretty soon. And 67 00:05:33.759 --> 00:05:38.839 first we need to talk about our sponsors, the great Jay Wartzler at Capitol 68 00:05:38.839 --> 00:05:43.839 Growth, Inc. And the fabulous La Joya Cosmetic surgery Center. 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Thank you Eric for 94 00:07:36.680 --> 00:07:44.600 responding and commenting without him So it's kind of cool for him to see what 95 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:49.079 it looks like from the other side. Okay, so today I just have 96 00:07:49.120 --> 00:07:58.120 a quick question. Today I was in a shopping center that had a honey 97 00:07:58.120 --> 00:08:05.160 baked ham store. Now, honey baked haam is great, it's delicious, 98 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:11.680 it's sometimes No, it's better than turkey one percent. It's great for Thanksgiving 99 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:16.800 if you want to do a turkey and honey baked tam, or Easter or 100 00:08:16.920 --> 00:08:24.839 Christmas. Now, aside from those three holidays, how does honey big dam 101 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:28.600 stay in business? Who's buying honey bag dam? Well? How do mattress 102 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:33.279 stores stand business? When the last time you bought a mattress like six years 103 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:37.559 ago, exactly, When are you can buy your next mattress? Probably not 104 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:41.480 for another ten years exactly. So every like ten to fifteen years, people 105 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:46.080 spend at most like a thousand bucks unless you buy a really high end one. 106 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:48.799 And there's somehow mattress stores all across town. Those things have to be 107 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:56.080 laundering money. They are of laundering money. Well, they're like four thousand 108 00:08:56.159 --> 00:09:01.240 dollars, five thousand dollars. No, I got a luxury mattress for fifteen 109 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:07.039 hundred luxury, Probably not as luxurious as the four thousand dollars one to the 110 00:09:07.039 --> 00:09:09.399 five thousand dollars one. Oh, probably not. There's not that many five 111 00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:11.879 thousand dollars mattresses. Oh my god, you'd be surprised. I just went 112 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:15.679 on mattress shopping with my mom. They exist and they had like this little 113 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:18.559 like they had her laid down. They had a whole test her, so 114 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:24.519 they test out your sleeping like position. And so he immediately brought us over 115 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:28.000 to the four thousand and five thousand dollars range mattresses and he goes, this 116 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:31.000 would be really great for her. And I pulled him aside him, like, 117 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:35.039 my mom is on a fixed income. Please show us the mattresses that 118 00:09:35.080 --> 00:09:39.039 we can afford. And he goes okay, and he took us to the 119 00:09:39.120 --> 00:09:43.080 front of the store where there was like the show you know, the showroom, 120 00:09:43.399 --> 00:09:46.000 and he goes, well, this one, if you want to just 121 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:50.360 take it off the floor is it was like nine hundred dollars. That's not 122 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:52.480 bad. No, not bad. I got that. I did get like 123 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:54.440 a custom memory foam one. I got it online and I just ship it 124 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:58.279 to you. And it's awesome. Is it that purple thing? No, 125 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:01.679 it wasn't purple. I forget HELI okay, and they're good. You take 126 00:10:01.720 --> 00:10:03.919 a test and they are like a quiz and they give you the recommendation. 127 00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:11.519 But like so comfy too, really super comfortable. So yeah, mattress stores, 128 00:10:11.399 --> 00:10:16.279 how do they stand business? But Honey Baked cam when like would you 129 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:22.039 go? Do they serve sandwiches there? Like? Is it a I don't 130 00:10:22.039 --> 00:10:24.600 know of any Honey Baked Ham stores anymore. There's there's one in Claremont, 131 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:31.840 oh well, and it's right near there's like a uh Wells Fargo right there, 132 00:10:31.039 --> 00:10:35.480 and there's a target in there. But there was a woman that was 133 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:37.200 walking around the parking lot. She had that Honey Baked Ham thing on and 134 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:41.080 it it just made me think big dinners. Yeah, but like those like 135 00:10:41.120 --> 00:10:45.320 weird boutique like food places. Like is it Hickory Farms? I think I 136 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:48.120 feel like Hickory Farms disappeared. Hickory Farms. Yeah, it used to be 137 00:10:48.159 --> 00:10:52.080 a big Christmas thing. I feel like they're gone, Oh my gosh. 138 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:54.600 Oh I wish we could. I wish I could google that, but now 139 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:56.519 I can't. Yeah, I'll google it. See if Hickory Farms. I 140 00:10:56.559 --> 00:11:01.200 remember, like the Scholastic book Fair of like adulting. Oh my god, 141 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:05.840 this glaston book Fair, all these things. Oh my gosh. I remember 142 00:11:05.600 --> 00:11:09.480 my dad used to get a lot of those Hickory Farms things, and I 143 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:13.960 remember, Oh, they're super good. Really, I don't remember the price. 144 00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:16.039 I just remember that, like this, the pepperoni that was in there, 145 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:20.600 the salami, you know, the salami, and then the hard cheese, 146 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:24.639 and then the nuts. They had a whole It was like a charcuterie 147 00:11:24.679 --> 00:11:28.960 board. Yeah. I always kind of viewed it as healthy seas candy or 148 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:31.600 healthy non dessert seas candy, right right, right, right, Well, 149 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:37.000 they still exist, they do online or like stores. I only see them 150 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:41.000 online. Oh my god. I don't know who buys hickory farms though. 151 00:11:43.559 --> 00:11:46.799 I don't know who buys a great if you're my age, it's not in 152 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:50.360 my age. No, it's no on my age. It's probably my mom's 153 00:11:50.399 --> 00:11:54.159 age, probably when nobody like remembers them anymore. There's so many other things 154 00:11:54.200 --> 00:11:56.840 that are out there because it used to be like a purely like a Kiosk 155 00:11:56.879 --> 00:12:01.200 thing at the mall right, right, only for like December. Okay, 156 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:03.879 I have another question for you, as Eric probably will roll in here in 157 00:12:05.000 --> 00:12:13.240 any second. Have you ever had someone steal a friend? Meaning you have 158 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:18.799 a friend and you introduced this friend to one of your other friends and then 159 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:24.000 they become super close and they go do things without you. So basically okay, 160 00:12:26.519 --> 00:12:31.840 see no, I think okay, So I give him crap all the 161 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:35.320 time because he steals friends. Like my friend Cleia. They went out to 162 00:12:35.399 --> 00:12:37.480 lunch and now they're like best buddies. I'm like, you do not, 163 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:41.159 You're not stealing Claia from me. No, But I think I stole a 164 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:48.679 friend from Eric big time. He brought somebody to the concert, a friend 165 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:54.240 of his, and he was so nice. We were up until midnight just 166 00:12:54.279 --> 00:12:58.279 like talking and like hanging out. I'm like, we could be soulmates. 167 00:12:58.360 --> 00:13:00.600 This is so cool. Like I just don't think so. No, but 168 00:13:00.639 --> 00:13:03.000 we like had the same view on everything, and as we're pushing the button 169 00:13:03.360 --> 00:13:07.879 at the slot machine, we're like having deep conversations and stuff, and now 170 00:13:07.879 --> 00:13:11.000 we're gonna go do lunch. I'm like, did I just steal Eric's friend? 171 00:13:11.360 --> 00:13:15.279 Well, I carefully. I went to the storyteller. I had a 172 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:18.480 friend who introduced us a group of my friends and his friend, and then 173 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:24.200 stuff happened, and he became a terrible person and we totally ditched him hard, 174 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:28.240 and but we kept a friend that he brought to our friend group. 175 00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:31.080 So and you know, I should say friend group, it was my roommate 176 00:13:31.080 --> 00:13:35.440 group. Yeah. In fact, once that least was up, we replaced 177 00:13:35.480 --> 00:13:39.159 him. But oh my god, by the way, I'm not a bad 178 00:13:39.200 --> 00:13:43.879 person. It was totally deserved you right, right. I mean sometimes you 179 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:48.639 have to break up with a friend. Yeah, I've had to do that 180 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:54.759 before. Yeah, and it was very awkward and not easy. I've never 181 00:13:54.799 --> 00:13:58.039 had to sit down and break up with someone. He just having like it 182 00:13:58.120 --> 00:14:01.919 was kind of like you just having event where it just kind of happens after 183 00:14:01.919 --> 00:14:05.120 that. You know what, I've been unfriended by a group of girls. 184 00:14:05.440 --> 00:14:09.840 Okay, So I'm not going to say no, I don't okay, I 185 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:11.960 don't know what to do about it. So there's this group of girls. 186 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:16.200 I'm going to make it very vague, Okay. We all there's four of 187 00:14:16.279 --> 00:14:22.000 us, and we used to go do fun things like we went to what's 188 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:26.440 that secret those secret bars? What are they called? Yeah, speakeasy, 189 00:14:26.480 --> 00:14:31.759 we went to that. We had a lake day by the in alpine It 190 00:14:31.799 --> 00:14:37.399 was really beautiful. Yeah, there's like a there's like a lake there. 191 00:14:37.879 --> 00:14:41.440 I don't know. I don't remember anyway, I don't know, but it 192 00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:45.919 was really fun. So we would we did like maybe six things together, 193 00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:48.360 and then we did something at one of their houses and we had like a 194 00:14:48.679 --> 00:14:56.799 fire and bonfire and everything and shut up, get over here and sit your 195 00:14:56.840 --> 00:15:01.840 butt down. I'm in the middle of a story. Hi. So where 196 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:07.720 was I? Oh? Okay, okay, okay, stop it. Hello, 197 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:11.159 thanks for show, thanks for coming. Welcome. Yeah, great, 198 00:15:11.320 --> 00:15:16.480 great to have you. Thank you. So then I noticed, like about 199 00:15:16.919 --> 00:15:22.279 six months ago, they posted a picture of just three of them out and 200 00:15:22.320 --> 00:15:26.120 about doing something. And then it happened again, the three of them out 201 00:15:26.120 --> 00:15:30.360 and about doing something. And I'm like, what did I do to not 202 00:15:30.600 --> 00:15:33.759 be included in this friend group anymore? Like it was just so weird. 203 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:37.399 And I texted each one of them, Hey, is everything okay? And 204 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:41.879 you know what? Not one of them texted me back. I'm like, 205 00:15:41.919 --> 00:15:46.919 so, yes, it's like happening right now. Oh, like it did 206 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:50.159 something? I really want to know, Like what I did I do something? 207 00:15:50.720 --> 00:15:56.679 Did I offend someone? Did someone say something about me? Why was 208 00:15:56.720 --> 00:16:03.000 I ousted from the group? Maybe they don't approve of this podcast. Maybe 209 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:11.279 they don't approve of the way you act. I don't I act perfectly. 210 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:15.799 I mean stealing friends and everything. Oh I know, I always give you 211 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:18.679 crap for that, but I just stole your friend. No, I well, 212 00:16:18.759 --> 00:16:21.000 no, it's too late. No. I texted him and said, 213 00:16:21.679 --> 00:16:23.639 no, it's it's too late. You are not to see Laura ever again. 214 00:16:26.360 --> 00:16:29.320 You did not text him? Yeah, shut up, you didn't. 215 00:16:29.720 --> 00:16:32.519 You didn't. It's too late. We're already going to do lunch. We're 216 00:16:32.519 --> 00:16:34.679 already soulmates. Oh too bad. No, a little bit, a little 217 00:16:34.679 --> 00:16:37.480 bit, a little bit. Laura needs someone to pay for her Wow. 218 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:48.240 No, oh wow, you just fell so many notches. Oh my god. 219 00:16:48.360 --> 00:16:52.360 You know what, I don't even care anymore. Okay, So I 220 00:16:52.360 --> 00:16:56.600 assume you don't have any dirt because you were so busy at work today. 221 00:16:56.039 --> 00:16:59.919 I was swamp. But I do have some dirt. Okay, bring it 222 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:03.200 on. Play the music, let's hear it. Let's hear what you have 223 00:17:03.279 --> 00:17:07.240 to say. And I want to know something because I think you probably indulged 224 00:17:07.359 --> 00:17:11.000 in the new Jlo movie. That was one of the things I gotta talk. 225 00:17:11.119 --> 00:17:15.599 Oh okay, good, Oh, Atlas, I would not ever dumpster 226 00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:19.880 Fire. I wouldn't never pick that to watch ever. It was a train 227 00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:23.119 wreck. Really, it's that bad. Oh it was. It's one of 228 00:17:23.160 --> 00:17:26.480 those movies. And I think you'd agree with me, Brian that you watch 229 00:17:26.480 --> 00:17:30.200 it and you're all, this had to have been made before she ever got 230 00:17:30.200 --> 00:17:36.599 famous, No, and they just released it because she needed the publicity. 231 00:17:36.680 --> 00:17:40.279 Okay, here's the funny thing, is it. The rumor is that it's 232 00:17:40.359 --> 00:17:42.599 unofficially based on a very popular video game from a couple of years ago called 233 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:47.000 It's called titan Fall, which is and the whole premise is about the military 234 00:17:47.079 --> 00:17:48.880 that's you know, you got these guys that are paired with these big robots 235 00:17:48.880 --> 00:17:52.359 that kind of are sentient, and so people were like, this would be 236 00:17:52.359 --> 00:17:56.200 a great movie that never happened. So they make this kind of spinoff movie. 237 00:17:56.240 --> 00:17:59.880 And the name Atlas is even kind of taken I believe from that game. 238 00:18:00.400 --> 00:18:02.680 And so the you know, the ironic part is that they made the 239 00:18:02.759 --> 00:18:07.960 robot ugly and the movie was terrible also, it was awful most of it. 240 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:10.720 It's on Netflix. It's called Atlas, the number one movie. It 241 00:18:10.720 --> 00:18:12.400 would have been better if it didn't have jlo In it. Most of it 242 00:18:12.440 --> 00:18:17.240 was just a close up of her face sitting in this thing. She is 243 00:18:17.279 --> 00:18:22.559 gorgeous, She's a queen, but something like she her star is falling a 244 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:25.440 little bit. And I think ben Affleck is to blame. I think his 245 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:29.880 bitchy face. People think she's kind of a bitch, they think she's well, 246 00:18:30.039 --> 00:18:33.799 I think everyone thinks that. Do you think Beyonce's a bitch? I 247 00:18:33.839 --> 00:18:36.799 don't know. I mean, do you get that vibe from her? No? 248 00:18:36.960 --> 00:18:40.640 Do you get that vibe from Rihanna? Uh? No? Do you 249 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:47.079 get that vibe from from Laura Kayla Swift? I don't think so, but 250 00:18:47.160 --> 00:18:49.680 I could see it. I could see her being a little but for sure. 251 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:53.200 Yeah, Jaylo gives that vibe. Yeah, she totally does. Yeah, 252 00:18:53.400 --> 00:18:56.200 Rihanna gives a ditsy vibe. I get, I'll get DITZI Yeah, 253 00:18:56.240 --> 00:19:02.119 she gives a ditsy vibe. No, the billionaire hardly did see. Okay, 254 00:19:02.160 --> 00:19:03.759 the most of those people who are billionaires are not of It's not of 255 00:19:03.799 --> 00:19:08.640 their own like Rihanna. Yes, it is. It's financial advisors and business 256 00:19:08.640 --> 00:19:12.480 developers and her clothing line and her makeup line. And she did not develop 257 00:19:12.519 --> 00:19:17.359 herself. She hired people to develop that. Well, it was her ideas, 258 00:19:17.359 --> 00:19:18.960 her nugget, and then she hired people to make it for her. 259 00:19:19.599 --> 00:19:25.200 Well that's what you do, right, She's still self made. Yes, 260 00:19:25.279 --> 00:19:29.880 she is. Her artistry I'm sure is Oh my god, and now we're 261 00:19:29.920 --> 00:19:33.599 fighting over Rihanna. You're upsetting Laura Cake. I know Ben Taylor Swift has 262 00:19:33.640 --> 00:19:37.960 a full business team that well. I believe that, yes, but I 263 00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:41.759 think the original ideas come from their heads. Like no, they say I'm 264 00:19:41.799 --> 00:19:44.319 a makeup clothing line. They go get me people who can help me with 265 00:19:44.319 --> 00:19:45.079 that, and they go on it, and then they get them the people 266 00:19:45.079 --> 00:19:48.000 and they launch it. No, they look at the I'm sure they look 267 00:19:48.039 --> 00:19:52.119 at the clothes. They okay everything. Oh sure she has saying that. 268 00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:53.920 I'm just saying it's not like she's so so those clothes are probably even I 269 00:19:53.920 --> 00:19:59.880 don't think she even designed them. Well, still take back the Dizzie comment. 270 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:03.799 No, I think you and I should go into a mattress store and 271 00:20:03.839 --> 00:20:07.799 be like, hey, we want to test these out, what for what 272 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:11.920 reason? Like and like like simulate something. Yeah, you'll have to get 273 00:20:11.960 --> 00:20:15.480 on like all fours. Okay, how many people do you think do that 274 00:20:15.640 --> 00:20:19.319 a day? Like, oh, I'm sure there's like a lot of people 275 00:20:19.359 --> 00:20:25.359 that like know were around. We're the only ones that would She's raising enough 276 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:30.279 to go to Mattress City and Mattress City. Oh jeez, Okay, what 277 00:20:30.400 --> 00:20:34.240 else is that? It? Huh? Is that? It? No? 278 00:20:34.519 --> 00:20:38.279 What? What else? Have you seen? All those stuff coming out? 279 00:20:38.680 --> 00:20:44.599 More stuff about P Diddy? I the late The last thing that I heard 280 00:20:44.759 --> 00:20:48.200 and saw was that video of the hotel? Yeah? What else? Yeah? 281 00:20:48.240 --> 00:20:51.880 But now other people are coming out like, well, I think they've 282 00:20:51.920 --> 00:20:55.680 been talking about it for a long time. I was listening to a podcast 283 00:20:56.000 --> 00:21:04.039 yesterday and they were talking about how Wendy Williams had been talking about this years 284 00:21:04.079 --> 00:21:10.599 ago, really and nobody listened to her. Nobody listened. And then is 285 00:21:10.640 --> 00:21:15.680 it ice Cube or who's the other one that's the I don't know. He 286 00:21:18.039 --> 00:21:25.519 just crossed like a hundred million in concert ticket sales? Was it ice Cube? 287 00:21:26.559 --> 00:21:29.319 I don't know, I don't know, but cool one of them? 288 00:21:29.839 --> 00:21:33.880 And they had been talking about it for years, like he had been going 289 00:21:33.960 --> 00:21:40.680 Okay, after why is why was not why was he not taken to jail 290 00:21:40.839 --> 00:21:48.759 after that attack on that woman? Cast? No? But well, I 291 00:21:48.920 --> 00:21:52.480 just don't it boggles my mind that that man is like walking around or wherever 292 00:21:52.519 --> 00:21:56.359 he is. Where is he by the way. Yeah, Well, the 293 00:21:56.400 --> 00:22:00.680 sad thing is is that nobody believed her that was real. That really is 294 00:22:02.319 --> 00:22:06.319 terrible, you know, and it just says a lot about you know, 295 00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:12.400 what's his name is? In trouble right now? Oh, get your brain, 296 00:22:12.480 --> 00:22:17.440 put your brain back in. Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Jerry for what? 297 00:22:18.079 --> 00:22:26.559 Because he was saying that we should bring back a male dominance and like as 298 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:33.759 a joke, everybody is really upset about the like the man is the lead 299 00:22:33.839 --> 00:22:40.759 of the family and Jerry sidefelt bring back back dominant masculinity. He's probably part 300 00:22:40.799 --> 00:22:42.960 of a joke, taking out of context. Well, I don't understand what 301 00:22:42.960 --> 00:22:47.160 it was during an interview, so people are not Yeah, but you can't. 302 00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:48.960 I mean when a comedian says something offensive, I don't know why that 303 00:22:49.039 --> 00:22:53.920 your first inclination is to ticket seriously right, Also, what does male dominance 304 00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:59.279 mean too? Is that just mean masculine males or like actually like patriarchy stuff 305 00:22:59.319 --> 00:23:04.400 for first? Then woman, O, No, it's not that it's necessary, 306 00:23:04.440 --> 00:23:07.079 but it's not good. I mean, we all have roles, our 307 00:23:07.119 --> 00:23:12.480 genders have roles for sure, but whoa, Actually that's transphobic. Now wait 308 00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:18.400 what yeah, that's I think that's transphobic. Now uh oh, I apologize. 309 00:23:18.519 --> 00:23:22.759 I didn't mean. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry everybody. 310 00:23:22.799 --> 00:23:27.440 Oh my god, Okay, do you have anything else? Yes? Okay? 311 00:23:27.440 --> 00:23:32.160 What I'm going to Vegas this weekend? Oh for oh to see one 312 00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:36.559 of his songstresses. I'm going to see Christina Aguilera. Oh gosh, wait, 313 00:23:36.640 --> 00:23:41.519 that's when of your songstresses. He loves any woman that sings any pretty 314 00:23:41.599 --> 00:23:47.039 much, pretty much. I am going to see Didavantes too. You are 315 00:23:47.440 --> 00:23:52.559 we're in Vegas? Is where does she performed at the Jubilee Theater? Fun? 316 00:23:52.960 --> 00:23:56.079 It shocks me how many concerts he goes to, considering he's the opposite 317 00:23:56.079 --> 00:24:00.519 of a concert person. Oh I know, if you, god forbid you 318 00:24:00.599 --> 00:24:04.079 have a hat on in front of him, God forbid you stand up and 319 00:24:04.160 --> 00:24:10.359 dance. They are like rowdy and no one sits down. Everyone's standing and 320 00:24:11.079 --> 00:24:15.000 they're wild. I don't think they're gonna go wild at a Christina aguilar I 321 00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:18.039 don't think i'd love to see him at like a weekend concert or like, 322 00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:22.799 oh god, never in a million years, or he would write so many 323 00:24:22.839 --> 00:24:27.000 letters to management. Would oh my god, oh take Eric to Coachella. 324 00:24:27.240 --> 00:24:33.039 That would be god. I wouldn't go the funniest video ever. I'd lose 325 00:24:33.079 --> 00:24:37.000 my mind because you'd have to use the bathrooms, which are horrible. I'd 326 00:24:37.039 --> 00:24:40.680 be in dirt and dust. You wouldn't be able to have anything to drink 327 00:24:40.720 --> 00:24:42.880 because you'd have to wait in this gigantic line. I know, well the 328 00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:47.839 people, No, it's never gonna happen. I don't understand why Coachella is 329 00:24:47.880 --> 00:24:49.680 so popular. They don't either. Oh my gosh, it's a dusty ship 330 00:24:49.799 --> 00:24:55.160 show like it really is. It's just a place where they can take drugs 331 00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:59.599 and walk around with barely anything on no amenities. They're like, yeah, 332 00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:02.599 I mean it's an empty field, a really big one. Is it? 333 00:25:02.720 --> 00:25:04.720 Stage Coach? Like getting bigger than Coachella? Now? No, I know 334 00:25:04.759 --> 00:25:07.079 Burning I don't know. Maybe Burning Man's falling off or I thought I was 335 00:25:07.079 --> 00:25:10.599 getting bigger for a while. But I don't get any of the big concerts 336 00:25:10.640 --> 00:25:11.680 like that where they're like, oh, by the way, there's no bathroom, 337 00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:15.000 there's no signal, no water, Like is Burning Man something I need 338 00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:18.039 to do on my lifetime? Is never? Anybody? Why not. Do 339 00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:22.000 you think is bad? Yeah, I think it's twice. The Burning Man 340 00:25:22.119 --> 00:25:26.000 is a well, it's a whole different vibe. It's like you're you're artsy. 341 00:25:26.400 --> 00:25:30.240 That means more drugs. Oh, everybody is high there. I'm sure 342 00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:36.920 they have a sober tent or whatever. I don't think that exists there. 343 00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:41.920 And they actually like burn like like a figure of a man you should just 344 00:25:42.079 --> 00:25:47.279 stay away from. I wouldn't recommend the festivals. Yea. Also there's so 345 00:25:47.400 --> 00:25:52.400 many drugs. Everyone's hammered in high true, yeah, that's probably Agenics are 346 00:25:52.680 --> 00:25:55.799 very popular. Oh god, no, thank you, no, thank you. 347 00:25:55.920 --> 00:25:57.599 Then they're done that in college. I don't need to do that again, 348 00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:06.079 of course not. I am have a story for you. Okay, 349 00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:11.519 bring it on. So a girlfriend of mine was in Vegas just recently and 350 00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:17.720 was at the Titanic exhibit. Okay, because they have it's actually pretty cool. 351 00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:18.720 I think I'm going to go while i'm there because it's going to be 352 00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:23.799 one hundred and five degrees there. No, yeah, so i think I'm 353 00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:33.279 going to go because it's inside. Okay. So she was there and it's 354 00:26:33.319 --> 00:26:38.559 sectioned off certain parts where you can't touch the stuff, you know, because 355 00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:42.240 of the oils from your hands and stuff like that. So it's roped off 356 00:26:44.039 --> 00:26:48.480 and this girl decides to jump the rope and go in and lean against it 357 00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:53.799 so her friend can take a picture. And what happened, Oh, it 358 00:26:53.920 --> 00:26:57.359 is something that I would do. She grabbed her by the back of her 359 00:26:57.440 --> 00:27:03.240 jean jacket. Who my friend, oh oh whoa and said, listen, 360 00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:08.000 Karen, why do you think these are here? And the girl tried to 361 00:27:08.039 --> 00:27:12.839 get away and she goes, I'm not done with you, Karen. It 362 00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:15.400 was the best story. I was like, I'm going to put a shrine 363 00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:18.559 to you in my house. That is so intense, though putting hands on 364 00:27:18.599 --> 00:27:25.319 someone because it was I would never do that, totally done. That probably 365 00:27:25.400 --> 00:27:29.720 punched somebody in the face. Okay, Okay, So I have a new 366 00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:36.480 question game card series, and they're kind of they're they're just like basic questions. 367 00:27:36.519 --> 00:27:40.200 But I think we should end with a couple of questions. Are we 368 00:27:40.319 --> 00:27:42.720 done? I just got here? I wonder why? I know? Right? 369 00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:48.359 Okay, So we'll pull from the deck and Eric, you're going to 370 00:27:48.400 --> 00:27:52.279 go first because you need more speaking time because you missed like the first fifteen 371 00:27:52.279 --> 00:27:56.039 minutes. You're ready, here's your question? What household chore? Do you 372 00:27:56.079 --> 00:28:03.720 hate most cleaning the toilet? Really? Oh my god. I went to 373 00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:12.559 the dirtiest bathroom I've ever seen in Claremont today. Where was it? Ross? 374 00:28:12.680 --> 00:28:15.400 Was that the Ham Store? No, it wasn't at the Ham Store. 375 00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:19.920 It wasn't at Ross. I've been Ross plenty of times. Bathroom was 376 00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:25.240 there? No? They were. They were clean as can be compared to 377 00:28:25.240 --> 00:28:30.720 this bathroom. Where were you? I was a target in Claremont and it 378 00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:37.200 was literally a shit show. Oh no, I mean in every single stall 379 00:28:37.640 --> 00:28:41.839 and just reams of toilet paper, like everywhere. There were logs and every 380 00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:48.599 toilet, every single one. I would it's like people, the button is 381 00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:51.319 on the top, just like I mean, I feel so sorry for the 382 00:28:51.319 --> 00:28:55.440 people I have to clean that up. That's so gross. Who has to 383 00:28:55.440 --> 00:29:00.920 clean that up? I mean, that is a terrible yesterday that I wanted 384 00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:03.319 to send you so bad, but I resisted. I didn't say was it 385 00:29:03.359 --> 00:29:06.440 a throw up thing? Oh? It was amazing? Okay, thank you, 386 00:29:06.599 --> 00:29:10.119 thank you for showing some restraints. He threw up and then slipped it. 387 00:29:10.480 --> 00:29:14.640 Oh god, thank you for thank you for not sending that to me. 388 00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:18.240 I appreciate. I mean, the night's still young. Don't don't. 389 00:29:18.599 --> 00:29:22.160 Okay, Brian, I'm pulling your card. Okay, sounds good. What's 390 00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:30.079 a basic fact about life you didn't learn until you were an adult? Oh, 391 00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:36.559 that's deep. I know some of these are good. Uh, basic 392 00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:41.839 fact about life. I feel like my answer could be really pessimistic. Well 393 00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:48.240 that's kind of who you are, that's true. Basic. Okay, don't 394 00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:52.359 buy store brand mac and cheese only by brand name. It took you this 395 00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:56.160 long to figure that out. Yeah okay, yeah, you never do that. 396 00:29:56.720 --> 00:30:03.839 Everybody knows that it's Craft period or Velveta period. Yeah okay. I 397 00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:07.680 mean I can give you a much darker and more pessimistic factor, or you 398 00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:11.079 can stick with the Mac and cheese one. I like that. Let's keep 399 00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:14.440 it light. Let's keep it light, okay, Laura Kane, Yes, 400 00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:18.119 what do you think is your best physical feature? O? My god, 401 00:30:18.680 --> 00:30:26.039 China, definitely not. No one's seen it. Show It's just showroom. 402 00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:30.319 I don't even know if it's still there, showroom, Dusty. It used 403 00:30:30.359 --> 00:30:33.599 to be my teeth, but then my teeth started move and they got chipped 404 00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:36.079 a little bit, and so now it's not my teeth. So I used 405 00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:40.000 to I used to think it was my smile. It's not my nose, 406 00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:42.319 even though my nose is my dad's nose. But I have kind of a 407 00:30:42.359 --> 00:30:51.160 prominent nose. I have a prominent nose. I guess my legs. Just 408 00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:55.839 say what everyone's thinking, including yourself. Home my boobs, Oh, my 409 00:30:56.000 --> 00:31:00.359 boobs that I bought. Yeah, I do love them so much, your 410 00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:06.240 Barbie plastic ones. But I do think that my legs are nice and they're 411 00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:08.839 long. Yes, And but I don't have a torso. I'm like a 412 00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:15.799 head on two legs basically and shoulders. I have no torso. No none, 413 00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:22.119 So okay, Eric, Yes, who are your current celebrity crushes? 414 00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:29.319 Well, it's always the same one, Jason Statham, Yes, still yes, 415 00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:33.440 no new ones? No, okay, Brian, If you could keep 416 00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:37.839 one exotic animal as a pet, what would it be? And why? 417 00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:44.319 Ooh, raccoon that's exotic? Exotic? Well, I mean it's like not 418 00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:48.920 normally a pet, so not not in these parts. Okay, fine? 419 00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:52.200 Some type of small monkey then, oh, a monkey, you'd like a 420 00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:55.000 pigmy one you can put in your pocket. Oh, I love those cute 421 00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:57.480 little monkeys. But oh, don't get a chimpanzee. They'll bite your face 422 00:31:57.519 --> 00:32:04.799 off. Oh, it's a docile one. I mean, if it's guaranteed 423 00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:06.759 it will never attack me, then yep, I don't know. Maybe a 424 00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:09.039 lion or something or yeah, chimp ac should be funny. They're funny. 425 00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:13.039 No, they're not actually get in a ring a tang. No, those 426 00:32:13.039 --> 00:32:15.160 are the ones that like attack you. But those you look at their eyes 427 00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:17.519 and you're like, that's a human in there. There's like a real person. 428 00:32:17.559 --> 00:32:22.000 That's just someone in a suit. It's really trippy, is it okay? 429 00:32:23.640 --> 00:32:28.880 What makes you feel safe? Floracane? What makes me feel safe? 430 00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:36.240 Besides me? And this is gonna. I don't know if this is all 431 00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:40.119 that along those lines, but I feel safe and I feel good about myself 432 00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:44.359 when I have a full tank of gas, when I have food in the 433 00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:50.480 fridge and I'm laying on my boat with a roof over my head. Is 434 00:32:50.519 --> 00:32:55.160 there somebody who's coming? Who is that? Come in? Don't just say 435 00:32:55.240 --> 00:33:04.359 come in? Hello? Yes? Oh are you here for Marie? Okay, 436 00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:10.720 that's okay, come on in. My roommate. My roommate has a 437 00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:19.599 date tonight. Anyway, Hi, we're doing a podcast. What's up you 438 00:33:19.640 --> 00:33:29.000 guys? Go along and have fun now, Okay, okay, let's talk 439 00:33:29.039 --> 00:33:36.000 about my living circumstances. Elvis get in their house? Oh my god, 440 00:33:36.160 --> 00:33:37.720 Okay, do you know the circus I live in? Do you do you 441 00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:42.480 realize the daily circus that goes on in this home? Whose fault is that? 442 00:33:44.359 --> 00:33:47.400 Look, I don't have two roommates because it's fun, but it is 443 00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:52.440 fun, but it's out of necessity, I think. Okay, I think 444 00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:54.559 even if you didn't have two rights, you would let two random people live 445 00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:58.880 here. I love how she's just like, come in, I know, 446 00:33:59.039 --> 00:34:01.920 I don't know. You. Did your stomach drop for a second. No, 447 00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:06.079 I'm too trusting. She's like, what else? What else makes you 448 00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:10.719 feel safe? She's like my illegal Echler and Coke MT five K. Yes, 449 00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:14.400 I did. For one hot second I thought I was key on. 450 00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:16.800 Here's my problem is Eric acts like anything that could be a surprise is a 451 00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:20.360 surprise, even if it's not. He has no idea what's going right? 452 00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:22.920 Right? Right? Right? It's like he's like, oh who he thinks 453 00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:23.840 at the door, and you're like, oh, who's He's like, I 454 00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:29.320 don't know, and he's being serious. He doesn't know. Oh my god, 455 00:34:29.559 --> 00:34:31.880 Okay, that was funny, all right? Whose turn. Is it? 456 00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:35.880 Oh? Oh, I feel safe when I'm in my bed and I 457 00:34:35.920 --> 00:34:37.840 look up at my roof and I think, oh my gosh, I'm so 458 00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:43.280 grateful that I have shelter and that I have food and gas in my car. 459 00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:45.519 I don't know. It just makes me feel safe and like I have 460 00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:49.719 some a little bit of money in the bank. Then I can breathe and 461 00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:53.000 feel safe. Is that? Is that a good way? It's my answer. 462 00:34:53.039 --> 00:34:59.719 So my illegal firearm makes me feel safe. Not kidding, No, 463 00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:02.440 I'm totally kidding. Okay, I don't have a firearm. What are two 464 00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:07.920 or three things that make you super frustrated? Just three? Yes, two 465 00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:12.800 or three? As the worst person for this, I know he could go 466 00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:15.760 on and on and on and on. People that air out all their dirty 467 00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:22.480 laundry way too loudly on their cell phones or on the podcast m jeromees. 468 00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:27.960 Oh yeah, Oh, drums can stuck a back of dick Southwest waiting for 469 00:35:28.320 --> 00:35:30.639 those people are the worst, aren't they? They are? I don't think 470 00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:38.960 we I don't think that's the ladder slowly drums a back of dick. They're 471 00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:44.719 gonna they could. It's that's not my opinion. It's not libel. It 472 00:35:44.719 --> 00:35:46.719 has to be false or to be lib and it's not false. Everything is 473 00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:51.760 totally true. Do I need to tell that story again? Every company you 474 00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:53.360 ever left a bad review at and yelp, assuming you, Laura, I 475 00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:59.079 just got the Oh my god. Okay, there's another company that is slowly 476 00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:02.079 inching up. Okay, so it's so it's Jerome's, and then it's the 477 00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:07.760 car company and then who can you say? Uh? Is it a big 478 00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:15.239 company? Is it one we all know? Just say it and tell us 479 00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:19.679 why? Actually no, they redeem themselves. So okay, well who was 480 00:36:19.719 --> 00:36:25.280 it? I've never been to? Is it? Don't have that many around 481 00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:30.239 here though? No, there's one emission about any think okay, uh, 482 00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:37.679 oh yeah, you're not rude people, entitled, people entitlement, oh yeah, 483 00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:45.039 and traffic that you were just in. Brian, what's on your anti 484 00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:52.360 bucket list? Things you never want to do? Oh god, I don't 485 00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:57.920 know anti like for me, I would not on my anti bucket list. 486 00:36:58.000 --> 00:37:00.599 I would never want to jump out of an airplane. I don't care. 487 00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:06.880 I'm no desire, no thank you for bungee jumping, but no freakin way, 488 00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:09.159 you know, I will say I've done skydiving bungee jumping looks harder because 489 00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:13.880 the ground is much closer. Oh my god, whips you back up like 490 00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:17.000 that? Crazy? But I would see anti bucket list. I would never 491 00:37:17.559 --> 00:37:22.400 run for a political office of any kind. It sounds like Oh, it 492 00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:24.920 sounds like a nightmare. Yeah, it sounds awful. I would not want 493 00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:30.480 to participate in that anti bucket list. Yeah, give it some more thought. 494 00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:34.559 I don't know. I'm open to trying a lot of things. You 495 00:37:34.599 --> 00:37:40.360 are you kind of are? Oh this is great, Laura. Oh I 496 00:37:40.440 --> 00:37:46.039 love this question. Oh god, it's probably stupid. What was our you 497 00:37:46.119 --> 00:37:53.800 and I worst makeout session and our best? Okay, I made a minute. 498 00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:59.519 That's person. Yeah, I mean we've never made out that she's willing 499 00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:02.280 to public, never have a bad one. We just do kissy on the 500 00:38:02.320 --> 00:38:12.760 lips real quick. Okay, it's okay. I give you a tongue that 501 00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:15.320 time. Oh no, you did not stop it. Uh. Paint me 502 00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:20.840 a picture using words of your ideal date. Oh god. Oh, all 503 00:38:20.840 --> 00:38:24.760 we have to do is this to paint a picture, not show more like 504 00:38:24.840 --> 00:38:29.679 a give me, give me a pat and a paste. Paint a picture 505 00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:35.320 with words. I know that got me bears. It's her bed and it's 506 00:38:35.679 --> 00:38:39.400 I don't know, some crappy reality TV show. So don't this on my 507 00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:43.400 ninety day fiance. I didn't name anything. I said a crappy one. 508 00:38:43.840 --> 00:38:47.400 Okay, my ideal date, geez I. You know what's so crazy is 509 00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:53.320 I I'm single, right, yeah, and I haven't had a boyfriend ideal 510 00:38:53.400 --> 00:39:00.000 date. Dude, Eric, you can't show that. I don't know what 511 00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:07.079 that is. That's is that what it looks like? Holy show hotel art. 512 00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:15.840 It's abstract? Yeah, like insert here, get it like an arrow, 513 00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:19.840 it's a thumb and it's a look. I even did like the inn. 514 00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:25.639 And okay, I think I would like my ideal date would be a 515 00:39:25.719 --> 00:39:35.400 guy that would I love surprises, so somebody that would plan something to the 516 00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:38.920 tea as a surprise and I don't know anything at all, and I get 517 00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:43.480 surprised along the way, like maybe we go to the beach for a picnic 518 00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:45.079 and then we go on a boat for a little while, or maybe we 519 00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:49.760 go to uh, I don't know, to see a show or to a 520 00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:52.000 movie, but a surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise. I love it. 521 00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:57.920 That's my ideal date. Cool, that's amazing. You can tell I 522 00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:02.159 haven't been in a dating world in a really Oh my gosh, and then 523 00:40:02.199 --> 00:40:06.199 my roommate, I swear to god, she's going on dates. Okay, 524 00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:08.639 get this, Eric, Oh my god, show that stuff. Don't show 525 00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:14.159 that gets banned. You will get us, you will get us banned. 526 00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:17.199 Oh, don't show that. Oh my gosh. I got banned on Facebook 527 00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:22.079 the other day. Shocking again. This is like his fourth time promoting the 528 00:40:22.119 --> 00:40:25.400 show. What what did you? What was this? It said it contained 529 00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:32.760 sexual something rather than all I said was hey, tune in with like a 530 00:40:32.760 --> 00:40:36.440 picture of us. Yeah, well, I can't imagine why this show had 531 00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:40.519 sexual in it. What did we post that was in sexual nature? There 532 00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:44.119 wasn't. Somebody has it out for me. I know they do. They 533 00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:51.920 totally do, they totally do. Okay, Eric, do now he's drawing 534 00:40:51.920 --> 00:40:54.360 a mouth? I saw show the camera. Oh he did show that? 535 00:40:54.440 --> 00:40:58.760 Oh the new drawing? All right, who's whose turn? Is it? 536 00:40:58.880 --> 00:41:01.960 Last one? Okay? Here we go, Brian. Oh no, this 537 00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:05.719 is a good one. This is a good one to end on, man, 538 00:41:05.760 --> 00:41:09.599 And I want you to be one honest and I want you to not 539 00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:15.800 be mean on purpose. You to be completely hold before answers. Do you 540 00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:23.079 have any popcorn. Okay, Brian, what was your first impression of me? 541 00:41:27.679 --> 00:41:30.679 Be one thousand percent? I can take it, take it love your 542 00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:35.639 podcast. No, no, no, before I knew how awful you were, 543 00:41:36.320 --> 00:41:37.960 that was kidding. I know. No, My first impression was fine 544 00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:40.360 because I didn't like you know, I'd never met you other than the fact 545 00:41:40.400 --> 00:41:43.440 I heard you on the radio growing up, So I mean it was like, 546 00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:45.400 oh cool, that's what came. Yeah, okay, that's it. 547 00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:49.840 And then when you finally met me in the flesh and like, was I 548 00:41:49.960 --> 00:41:53.440 nice? Was I? That's it? Yeah? I still think you're cool. 549 00:41:54.039 --> 00:41:57.880 Thank you. Oh my god, that's the nicest thing you've ever said 550 00:41:57.880 --> 00:42:01.679 to me. I can tell you about it. He also thought that you 551 00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:05.599 were loose and you wore too much makeup, but then after working with you, 552 00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:12.239 he realized you don't wear too much makeup and I'm definitely not. What 553 00:42:12.360 --> 00:42:15.840 was your first impression of me? Mister? Well, look at us. 554 00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:20.559 I mean we're i know, practically married, so I know it was love 555 00:42:20.559 --> 00:42:23.960 at for seven, It really was. It was love it for I met 556 00:42:24.039 --> 00:42:28.519 him outside of my house when my kids are playing on the lawn in Kensington 557 00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:32.159 and they're up walks. Eric I'm like you're you are Eric Rummer, and 558 00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:36.679 he's like you are Laura Kane and boom boom boom look at us now. 559 00:42:36.920 --> 00:42:40.000 Yeah, anyway, celebrating old age in the same bed. I know. 560 00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:46.480 Okay, we have to end on something funny. Okay, well hold on. 561 00:42:49.719 --> 00:42:52.679 Tell me about a time when you felt very proud about something you've accomplished. 562 00:42:57.719 --> 00:43:00.079 Well, this morning, when did you you this morning? Oh? 563 00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:08.639 I hascot, Oh god, to be related, that's all you think about, 564 00:43:08.840 --> 00:43:14.679 he said, on those videos too, constant videos of poop. Okay, 565 00:43:14.760 --> 00:43:16.599 coming up on our next podcast, By the way, we have hood 566 00:43:16.599 --> 00:43:22.840 wars going on. Oh okay. So Brian lives in Alpine. Eric lives 567 00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:28.559 in Mission Valley. I live in Mission Hills South Hillcrest and the difference between 568 00:43:28.599 --> 00:43:32.480 the hoods is dramatic. And we got all these things from the next door 569 00:43:32.519 --> 00:43:37.760 app Oh my god, it's so funny. So that's coming up, and 570 00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:40.840 we have random news and fun games. And thank you for tuning in so 571 00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:45.280 much. Thank you for showing up. You're welcome, really appreciate it. 572 00:43:45.280 --> 00:43:47.880 It was a hard day work today. I know, I know, I 573 00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:52.320 know, I know. You need something to drink, not drink drink, 574 00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:55.519 but like your doctor pepper or something. Okay, anyway, I'm going to 575 00:43:55.559 --> 00:44:00.760 go right to sleep. Not here. You're not not read the podcast, 576 00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:06.039 you're not well, that's debatable. Anyway, I'm not I'm going to ignore 577 00:44:06.199 --> 00:44:15.199 that. Love your podcast. Oh thanks for watching you guys, Love love, 578 00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:19.880 love you, my sweet babies. Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye