Hello, and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane as I
sit here all by myself. There's a seat right here that's empty, but
soon we'll be filled with a butt of Eric Rimmer, who just got off
work, so he's running a little bit late, so we're gonna talk until
he gets here. We have producer Brian. Now, Brian, we're going
to talk about the party, do a little recap, and I'll be interested
to know because at the party and at that concert it was at Viehouse Resort
and Casino, it was a George Michael reborn concert, George Michael tribute band,
and all the entire audience there were people like my age, in Eric's
age, and then there was Brian, like you were like the only young
person there. Well, why why would you go see George Michael because you're
twenty three years old? I wouldn't, I know. But did you enjoy
the show? That's good and Robert Barko is a good performer, and yeah
it was, and you know, like I like some of WAM stuff.
That's about it, although he's saying a lot of stuff that wasn't even George
Michael though Belton John that he sang was really good. Kendall in the Wind.
I wish he had done a different Elton John song, but that's fine.
Well, I'm glad that you enjoyed the party. It was really fun
and I have some thank yous. First of all, thank you to Viejas
Resort and Casino. They couldn't have been a better host. We had our
little own VIP section. It was they had it all corned off. We
had like a little little things to put around they go wristbands, and everybody
had a great time, and we had raffle prizes, and I just want
to thank everybody who gave for the Raffle prizes, including via Haas Resort and
Casino, which gave us a room to give away, and they gave us
a two hundred dollars food voucher and the guy that won the voucher, he
was like, I'm going to the steakhouse right now, like he was going
to use it immediately, So that was really cool of them. Thank you
guys so much. Thank you Jay Wurtzler from Capitol Growth in for one hundred
dollars. The guy who won that, I'm sure used it immediately because it
was cash money. Baby. Thank you to La Joya cosmetic surgery center.
They donated a skincare kit and the woman who won that was very excited.
And San Diego Crystals and Jewelry. They gave us a huge bag full of
crystals and jewelry and it was really fun and the woman that won that was
excited. So thank you to all of you guys. You really made it
such a really fun party. It was my birthday too, was mainly and
I mean this mainly Brian's two year anniversary because we had a party for you
for number one. Well, once I got there and I saw the age,
I decided it was mostly your birthday party well, but originally started as
a party for you for a year, two years, but then it just
happened to land on my actual birthday, so we had to do both.
So thank you for showing it with me. I got my Harrison four poster.
I am good. You're good to go. You are good to go
now. Okay, So Eric did something for the very first time at Viejas
and we caught it on film on film on my camera. Yeah on you're
super eight. What the heck? Why am I using here? It is
for you guys to see him gamble for the very first time. Eric's first
time at a casino and playing slots. Your money, You're hard earned money
in the machine right there, see right there? Let meet on a baby.
How does that make you feel? Horrible? Okay, and then pushed
a play that the eight take go keep going. Oh my god, this
is so fun, looks it? The cat days go again. I mean,
I don't know what that means cool anything? Sixty said? Wow,
they go like a four thirty. You know, is this all adding up
for its total? You're total? No, that's actually that's a cash out.
No, you want going go, keep going, keep going, going,
going, waste of time. You can stay here for hours. Oh
my god, no thing. Okay, you're talent ton you have to cash
out. Chilian forty you l you lost twenty bucks. This is stupid greatly
to do that. But you never know. He could have won a big,
big, big prize, but he didn't. He lost your stingy lost
twenty bucks to a casino. And guess who just logged on on Instagram live?
Who's that? Eric Rimmer? Oh yeah, why don't you come on
in here and sit right here and that way you don't have to log in
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he is home sitting in traffic and he's responding to all the people that are
watching us on Instagram live. Thank you so much. Thank you Eric for
responding and commenting without him So it's kind of cool for him to see what
it looks like from the other side. Okay, so today I just have
a quick question. Today I was in a shopping center that had a honey
baked ham store. Now, honey baked haam is great, it's delicious,
it's sometimes No, it's better than turkey one percent. It's great for Thanksgiving
if you want to do a turkey and honey baked tam, or Easter or
Christmas. Now, aside from those three holidays, how does honey big dam
stay in business? Who's buying honey bag dam? Well? How do mattress
stores stand business? When the last time you bought a mattress like six years
ago, exactly, When are you can buy your next mattress? Probably not
for another ten years exactly. So every like ten to fifteen years, people
spend at most like a thousand bucks unless you buy a really high end one.
And there's somehow mattress stores all across town. Those things have to be
laundering money. They are of laundering money. Well, they're like four thousand
dollars, five thousand dollars. No, I got a luxury mattress for fifteen
hundred luxury, Probably not as luxurious as the four thousand dollars one to the
five thousand dollars one. Oh, probably not. There's not that many five
thousand dollars mattresses. Oh my god, you'd be surprised. I just went
on mattress shopping with my mom. They exist and they had like this little
like they had her laid down. They had a whole test her, so
they test out your sleeping like position. And so he immediately brought us over
to the four thousand and five thousand dollars range mattresses and he goes, this
would be really great for her. And I pulled him aside him, like,
my mom is on a fixed income. Please show us the mattresses that
we can afford. And he goes okay, and he took us to the
front of the store where there was like the show you know, the showroom,
and he goes, well, this one, if you want to just
take it off the floor is it was like nine hundred dollars. That's not
bad. No, not bad. I got that. I did get like
a custom memory foam one. I got it online and I just ship it
to you. And it's awesome. Is it that purple thing? No,
it wasn't purple. I forget HELI okay, and they're good. You take
a test and they are like a quiz and they give you the recommendation.
But like so comfy too, really super comfortable. So yeah, mattress stores,
how do they stand business? But Honey Baked cam when like would you
go? Do they serve sandwiches there? Like? Is it a I don't
know of any Honey Baked Ham stores anymore. There's there's one in Claremont,
oh well, and it's right near there's like a uh Wells Fargo right there,
and there's a target in there. But there was a woman that was
walking around the parking lot. She had that Honey Baked Ham thing on and
it it just made me think big dinners. Yeah, but like those like
weird boutique like food places. Like is it Hickory Farms? I think I
feel like Hickory Farms disappeared. Hickory Farms. Yeah, it used to be
a big Christmas thing. I feel like they're gone, Oh my gosh.
Oh I wish we could. I wish I could google that, but now
I can't. Yeah, I'll google it. See if Hickory Farms. I
remember, like the Scholastic book Fair of like adulting. Oh my god,
this glaston book Fair, all these things. Oh my gosh. I remember
my dad used to get a lot of those Hickory Farms things, and I
remember, Oh, they're super good. Really, I don't remember the price.
I just remember that, like this, the pepperoni that was in there,
the salami, you know, the salami, and then the hard cheese,
and then the nuts. They had a whole It was like a charcuterie
board. Yeah. I always kind of viewed it as healthy seas candy or
healthy non dessert seas candy, right right, right, right, Well,
they still exist, they do online or like stores. I only see them
online. Oh my god. I don't know who buys hickory farms though.
I don't know who buys a great if you're my age, it's not in
my age. No, it's no on my age. It's probably my mom's
age, probably when nobody like remembers them anymore. There's so many other things
that are out there because it used to be like a purely like a Kiosk
thing at the mall right, right, only for like December. Okay,
I have another question for you, as Eric probably will roll in here in
any second. Have you ever had someone steal a friend? Meaning you have
a friend and you introduced this friend to one of your other friends and then
they become super close and they go do things without you. So basically okay,
see no, I think okay, So I give him crap all the
time because he steals friends. Like my friend Cleia. They went out to
lunch and now they're like best buddies. I'm like, you do not,
You're not stealing Claia from me. No, But I think I stole a
friend from Eric big time. He brought somebody to the concert, a friend
of his, and he was so nice. We were up until midnight just
like talking and like hanging out. I'm like, we could be soulmates.
This is so cool. Like I just don't think so. No, but
we like had the same view on everything, and as we're pushing the button
at the slot machine, we're like having deep conversations and stuff, and now
we're gonna go do lunch. I'm like, did I just steal Eric's friend?
Well, I carefully. I went to the storyteller. I had a
friend who introduced us a group of my friends and his friend, and then
stuff happened, and he became a terrible person and we totally ditched him hard,
and but we kept a friend that he brought to our friend group.
So and you know, I should say friend group, it was my roommate
group. Yeah. In fact, once that least was up, we replaced
him. But oh my god, by the way, I'm not a bad
person. It was totally deserved you right, right. I mean sometimes you
have to break up with a friend. Yeah, I've had to do that
before. Yeah, and it was very awkward and not easy. I've never
had to sit down and break up with someone. He just having like it
was kind of like you just having event where it just kind of happens after
that. You know what, I've been unfriended by a group of girls.
Okay, So I'm not going to say no, I don't okay, I
don't know what to do about it. So there's this group of girls.
I'm going to make it very vague, Okay. We all there's four of
us, and we used to go do fun things like we went to what's
that secret those secret bars? What are they called? Yeah, speakeasy,
we went to that. We had a lake day by the in alpine It
was really beautiful. Yeah, there's like a there's like a lake there.
I don't know. I don't remember anyway, I don't know, but it
was really fun. So we would we did like maybe six things together,
and then we did something at one of their houses and we had like a
fire and bonfire and everything and shut up, get over here and sit your
butt down. I'm in the middle of a story. Hi. So where
was I? Oh? Okay, okay, okay, stop it. Hello,
thanks for show, thanks for coming. Welcome. Yeah, great,
great to have you. Thank you. So then I noticed, like about
six months ago, they posted a picture of just three of them out and
about doing something. And then it happened again, the three of them out
and about doing something. And I'm like, what did I do to not
be included in this friend group anymore? Like it was just so weird.
And I texted each one of them, Hey, is everything okay? And
you know what? Not one of them texted me back. I'm like,
so, yes, it's like happening right now. Oh, like it did
something? I really want to know, Like what I did I do something?
Did I offend someone? Did someone say something about me? Why was
I ousted from the group? Maybe they don't approve of this podcast. Maybe
they don't approve of the way you act. I don't I act perfectly.
I mean stealing friends and everything. Oh I know, I always give you
crap for that, but I just stole your friend. No, I well,
no, it's too late. No. I texted him and said,
no, it's it's too late. You are not to see Laura ever again.
You did not text him? Yeah, shut up, you didn't.
You didn't. It's too late. We're already going to do lunch. We're
already soulmates. Oh too bad. No, a little bit, a little
bit, a little bit. Laura needs someone to pay for her Wow.
No, oh wow, you just fell so many notches. Oh my god.
You know what, I don't even care anymore. Okay, So I
assume you don't have any dirt because you were so busy at work today.
I was swamp. But I do have some dirt. Okay, bring it
on. Play the music, let's hear it. Let's hear what you have
to say. And I want to know something because I think you probably indulged
in the new Jlo movie. That was one of the things I gotta talk.
Oh okay, good, Oh, Atlas, I would not ever dumpster
Fire. I wouldn't never pick that to watch ever. It was a train
wreck. Really, it's that bad. Oh it was. It's one of
those movies. And I think you'd agree with me, Brian that you watch
it and you're all, this had to have been made before she ever got
famous, No, and they just released it because she needed the publicity.
Okay, here's the funny thing, is it. The rumor is that it's
unofficially based on a very popular video game from a couple of years ago called
It's called titan Fall, which is and the whole premise is about the military
that's you know, you got these guys that are paired with these big robots
that kind of are sentient, and so people were like, this would be
a great movie that never happened. So they make this kind of spinoff movie.
And the name Atlas is even kind of taken I believe from that game.
And so the you know, the ironic part is that they made the
robot ugly and the movie was terrible also, it was awful most of it.
It's on Netflix. It's called Atlas, the number one movie. It
would have been better if it didn't have jlo In it. Most of it
was just a close up of her face sitting in this thing. She is
gorgeous, She's a queen, but something like she her star is falling a
little bit. And I think ben Affleck is to blame. I think his
bitchy face. People think she's kind of a bitch, they think she's well,
I think everyone thinks that. Do you think Beyonce's a bitch? I
don't know. I mean, do you get that vibe from her? No?
Do you get that vibe from Rihanna? Uh? No? Do you
get that vibe from from Laura Kayla Swift? I don't think so, but
I could see it. I could see her being a little but for sure.
Yeah, Jaylo gives that vibe. Yeah, she totally does. Yeah,
Rihanna gives a ditsy vibe. I get, I'll get DITZI Yeah,
she gives a ditsy vibe. No, the billionaire hardly did see. Okay,
the most of those people who are billionaires are not of It's not of
their own like Rihanna. Yes, it is. It's financial advisors and business
developers and her clothing line and her makeup line. And she did not develop
herself. She hired people to develop that. Well, it was her ideas,
her nugget, and then she hired people to make it for her.
Well that's what you do, right, She's still self made. Yes,
she is. Her artistry I'm sure is Oh my god, and now we're
fighting over Rihanna. You're upsetting Laura Cake. I know Ben Taylor Swift has
a full business team that well. I believe that, yes, but I
think the original ideas come from their heads. Like no, they say I'm
a makeup clothing line. They go get me people who can help me with
that, and they go on it, and then they get them the people
and they launch it. No, they look at the I'm sure they look
at the clothes. They okay everything. Oh sure she has saying that.
I'm just saying it's not like she's so so those clothes are probably even I
don't think she even designed them. Well, still take back the Dizzie comment.
No, I think you and I should go into a mattress store and
be like, hey, we want to test these out, what for what
reason? Like and like like simulate something. Yeah, you'll have to get
on like all fours. Okay, how many people do you think do that
a day? Like, oh, I'm sure there's like a lot of people
that like know were around. We're the only ones that would She's raising enough
to go to Mattress City and Mattress City. Oh jeez, Okay, what
else is that? It? Huh? Is that? It? No?
What? What else? Have you seen? All those stuff coming out?
More stuff about P Diddy? I the late The last thing that I heard
and saw was that video of the hotel? Yeah? What else? Yeah?
But now other people are coming out like, well, I think they've
been talking about it for a long time. I was listening to a podcast
yesterday and they were talking about how Wendy Williams had been talking about this years
ago, really and nobody listened to her. Nobody listened. And then is
it ice Cube or who's the other one that's the I don't know. He
just crossed like a hundred million in concert ticket sales? Was it ice Cube?
I don't know, I don't know, but cool one of them?
And they had been talking about it for years, like he had been going
Okay, after why is why was not why was he not taken to jail
after that attack on that woman? Cast? No? But well, I
just don't it boggles my mind that that man is like walking around or wherever
he is. Where is he by the way. Yeah, Well, the
sad thing is is that nobody believed her that was real. That really is
terrible, you know, and it just says a lot about you know,
what's his name is? In trouble right now? Oh, get your brain,
put your brain back in. Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Jerry for what?
Because he was saying that we should bring back a male dominance and like as
a joke, everybody is really upset about the like the man is the lead
of the family and Jerry sidefelt bring back back dominant masculinity. He's probably part
of a joke, taking out of context. Well, I don't understand what
it was during an interview, so people are not Yeah, but you can't.
I mean when a comedian says something offensive, I don't know why that
your first inclination is to ticket seriously right, Also, what does male dominance
mean too? Is that just mean masculine males or like actually like patriarchy stuff
for first? Then woman, O, No, it's not that it's necessary,
but it's not good. I mean, we all have roles, our
genders have roles for sure, but whoa, Actually that's transphobic. Now wait
what yeah, that's I think that's transphobic. Now uh oh, I apologize.
I didn't mean. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry everybody.
Oh my god, Okay, do you have anything else? Yes? Okay?
What I'm going to Vegas this weekend? Oh for oh to see one
of his songstresses. I'm going to see Christina Aguilera. Oh gosh, wait,
that's when of your songstresses. He loves any woman that sings any pretty
much, pretty much. I am going to see Didavantes too. You are
we're in Vegas? Is where does she performed at the Jubilee Theater? Fun?
It shocks me how many concerts he goes to, considering he's the opposite
of a concert person. Oh I know, if you, god forbid you
have a hat on in front of him, God forbid you stand up and
dance. They are like rowdy and no one sits down. Everyone's standing and
they're wild. I don't think they're gonna go wild at a Christina aguilar I
don't think i'd love to see him at like a weekend concert or like,
oh god, never in a million years, or he would write so many
letters to management. Would oh my god, oh take Eric to Coachella.
That would be god. I wouldn't go the funniest video ever. I'd lose
my mind because you'd have to use the bathrooms, which are horrible. I'd
be in dirt and dust. You wouldn't be able to have anything to drink
because you'd have to wait in this gigantic line. I know, well the
people, No, it's never gonna happen. I don't understand why Coachella is
so popular. They don't either. Oh my gosh, it's a dusty ship
show like it really is. It's just a place where they can take drugs
and walk around with barely anything on no amenities. They're like, yeah,
I mean it's an empty field, a really big one. Is it?
Stage Coach? Like getting bigger than Coachella? Now? No, I know
Burning I don't know. Maybe Burning Man's falling off or I thought I was
getting bigger for a while. But I don't get any of the big concerts
like that where they're like, oh, by the way, there's no bathroom,
there's no signal, no water, Like is Burning Man something I need
to do on my lifetime? Is never? Anybody? Why not. Do
you think is bad? Yeah, I think it's twice. The Burning Man
is a well, it's a whole different vibe. It's like you're you're artsy.
That means more drugs. Oh, everybody is high there. I'm sure
they have a sober tent or whatever. I don't think that exists there.
And they actually like burn like like a figure of a man you should just
stay away from. I wouldn't recommend the festivals. Yea. Also there's so
many drugs. Everyone's hammered in high true, yeah, that's probably Agenics are
very popular. Oh god, no, thank you, no, thank you.
Then they're done that in college. I don't need to do that again,
of course not. I am have a story for you. Okay,
bring it on. So a girlfriend of mine was in Vegas just recently and
was at the Titanic exhibit. Okay, because they have it's actually pretty cool.
I think I'm going to go while i'm there because it's going to be
one hundred and five degrees there. No, yeah, so i think I'm
going to go because it's inside. Okay. So she was there and it's
sectioned off certain parts where you can't touch the stuff, you know, because
of the oils from your hands and stuff like that. So it's roped off
and this girl decides to jump the rope and go in and lean against it
so her friend can take a picture. And what happened, Oh, it
is something that I would do. She grabbed her by the back of her
jean jacket. Who my friend, oh oh whoa and said, listen,
Karen, why do you think these are here? And the girl tried to
get away and she goes, I'm not done with you, Karen. It
was the best story. I was like, I'm going to put a shrine
to you in my house. That is so intense, though putting hands on
someone because it was I would never do that, totally done. That probably
punched somebody in the face. Okay, Okay, So I have a new
question game card series, and they're kind of they're they're just like basic questions.
But I think we should end with a couple of questions. Are we
done? I just got here? I wonder why? I know? Right?
Okay, So we'll pull from the deck and Eric, you're going to
go first because you need more speaking time because you missed like the first fifteen
minutes. You're ready, here's your question? What household chore? Do you
hate most cleaning the toilet? Really? Oh my god. I went to
the dirtiest bathroom I've ever seen in Claremont today. Where was it? Ross?
Was that the Ham Store? No, it wasn't at the Ham Store.
It wasn't at Ross. I've been Ross plenty of times. Bathroom was
there? No? They were. They were clean as can be compared to
this bathroom. Where were you? I was a target in Claremont and it
was literally a shit show. Oh no, I mean in every single stall
and just reams of toilet paper, like everywhere. There were logs and every
toilet, every single one. I would it's like people, the button is
on the top, just like I mean, I feel so sorry for the
people I have to clean that up. That's so gross. Who has to
clean that up? I mean, that is a terrible yesterday that I wanted
to send you so bad, but I resisted. I didn't say was it
a throw up thing? Oh? It was amazing? Okay, thank you,
thank you for showing some restraints. He threw up and then slipped it.
Oh god, thank you for thank you for not sending that to me.
I appreciate. I mean, the night's still young. Don't don't.
Okay, Brian, I'm pulling your card. Okay, sounds good. What's
a basic fact about life you didn't learn until you were an adult? Oh,
that's deep. I know some of these are good. Uh, basic
fact about life. I feel like my answer could be really pessimistic. Well
that's kind of who you are, that's true. Basic. Okay, don't
buy store brand mac and cheese only by brand name. It took you this
long to figure that out. Yeah okay, yeah, you never do that.
Everybody knows that it's Craft period or Velveta period. Yeah okay. I
mean I can give you a much darker and more pessimistic factor, or you
can stick with the Mac and cheese one. I like that. Let's keep
it light. Let's keep it light, okay, Laura Kane, Yes,
what do you think is your best physical feature? O? My god,
China, definitely not. No one's seen it. Show It's just showroom.
I don't even know if it's still there, showroom, Dusty. It used
to be my teeth, but then my teeth started move and they got chipped
a little bit, and so now it's not my teeth. So I used
to I used to think it was my smile. It's not my nose,
even though my nose is my dad's nose. But I have kind of a
prominent nose. I have a prominent nose. I guess my legs. Just
say what everyone's thinking, including yourself. Home my boobs, Oh, my
boobs that I bought. Yeah, I do love them so much, your
Barbie plastic ones. But I do think that my legs are nice and they're
long. Yes, And but I don't have a torso. I'm like a
head on two legs basically and shoulders. I have no torso. No none,
So okay, Eric, Yes, who are your current celebrity crushes?
Well, it's always the same one, Jason Statham, Yes, still yes,
no new ones? No, okay, Brian, If you could keep
one exotic animal as a pet, what would it be? And why?
Ooh, raccoon that's exotic? Exotic? Well, I mean it's like not
normally a pet, so not not in these parts. Okay, fine?
Some type of small monkey then, oh, a monkey, you'd like a
pigmy one you can put in your pocket. Oh, I love those cute
little monkeys. But oh, don't get a chimpanzee. They'll bite your face
off. Oh, it's a docile one. I mean, if it's guaranteed
it will never attack me, then yep, I don't know. Maybe a
lion or something or yeah, chimp ac should be funny. They're funny.
No, they're not actually get in a ring a tang. No, those
are the ones that like attack you. But those you look at their eyes
and you're like, that's a human in there. There's like a real person.
That's just someone in a suit. It's really trippy, is it okay?
What makes you feel safe? Floracane? What makes me feel safe?
Besides me? And this is gonna. I don't know if this is all
that along those lines, but I feel safe and I feel good about myself
when I have a full tank of gas, when I have food in the
fridge and I'm laying on my boat with a roof over my head. Is
there somebody who's coming? Who is that? Come in? Don't just say
come in? Hello? Yes? Oh are you here for Marie? Okay,
that's okay, come on in. My roommate. My roommate has a
date tonight. Anyway, Hi, we're doing a podcast. What's up you
guys? Go along and have fun now, Okay, okay, let's talk
about my living circumstances. Elvis get in their house? Oh my god,
Okay, do you know the circus I live in? Do you do you
realize the daily circus that goes on in this home? Whose fault is that?
Look, I don't have two roommates because it's fun, but it is
fun, but it's out of necessity, I think. Okay, I think
even if you didn't have two rights, you would let two random people live
here. I love how she's just like, come in, I know,
I don't know. You. Did your stomach drop for a second. No,
I'm too trusting. She's like, what else? What else makes you
feel safe? She's like my illegal Echler and Coke MT five K. Yes,
I did. For one hot second I thought I was key on.
Here's my problem is Eric acts like anything that could be a surprise is a
surprise, even if it's not. He has no idea what's going right?
Right? Right? Right? It's like he's like, oh who he thinks
at the door, and you're like, oh, who's He's like, I
don't know, and he's being serious. He doesn't know. Oh my god,
Okay, that was funny, all right? Whose turn. Is it?
Oh? Oh, I feel safe when I'm in my bed and I
look up at my roof and I think, oh my gosh, I'm so
grateful that I have shelter and that I have food and gas in my car.
I don't know. It just makes me feel safe and like I have
some a little bit of money in the bank. Then I can breathe and
feel safe. Is that? Is that a good way? It's my answer.
So my illegal firearm makes me feel safe. Not kidding, No,
I'm totally kidding. Okay, I don't have a firearm. What are two
or three things that make you super frustrated? Just three? Yes, two
or three? As the worst person for this, I know he could go
on and on and on and on. People that air out all their dirty
laundry way too loudly on their cell phones or on the podcast m jeromees.
Oh yeah, Oh, drums can stuck a back of dick Southwest waiting for
those people are the worst, aren't they? They are? I don't think
we I don't think that's the ladder slowly drums a back of dick. They're
gonna they could. It's that's not my opinion. It's not libel. It
has to be false or to be lib and it's not false. Everything is
totally true. Do I need to tell that story again? Every company you
ever left a bad review at and yelp, assuming you, Laura, I
just got the Oh my god. Okay, there's another company that is slowly
inching up. Okay, so it's so it's Jerome's, and then it's the
car company and then who can you say? Uh? Is it a big
company? Is it one we all know? Just say it and tell us
why? Actually no, they redeem themselves. So okay, well who was
it? I've never been to? Is it? Don't have that many around
here though? No, there's one emission about any think okay, uh,
oh yeah, you're not rude people, entitled, people entitlement, oh yeah,
and traffic that you were just in. Brian, what's on your anti
bucket list? Things you never want to do? Oh god, I don't
know anti like for me, I would not on my anti bucket list.
I would never want to jump out of an airplane. I don't care.
I'm no desire, no thank you for bungee jumping, but no freakin way,
you know, I will say I've done skydiving bungee jumping looks harder because
the ground is much closer. Oh my god, whips you back up like
that? Crazy? But I would see anti bucket list. I would never
run for a political office of any kind. It sounds like Oh, it
sounds like a nightmare. Yeah, it sounds awful. I would not want
to participate in that anti bucket list. Yeah, give it some more thought.
I don't know. I'm open to trying a lot of things. You
are you kind of are? Oh this is great, Laura. Oh I
love this question. Oh god, it's probably stupid. What was our you
and I worst makeout session and our best? Okay, I made a minute.
That's person. Yeah, I mean we've never made out that she's willing
to public, never have a bad one. We just do kissy on the
lips real quick. Okay, it's okay. I give you a tongue that
time. Oh no, you did not stop it. Uh. Paint me
a picture using words of your ideal date. Oh god. Oh, all
we have to do is this to paint a picture, not show more like
a give me, give me a pat and a paste. Paint a picture
with words. I know that got me bears. It's her bed and it's
I don't know, some crappy reality TV show. So don't this on my
ninety day fiance. I didn't name anything. I said a crappy one.
Okay, my ideal date, geez I. You know what's so crazy is
I I'm single, right, yeah, and I haven't had a boyfriend ideal
date. Dude, Eric, you can't show that. I don't know what
that is. That's is that what it looks like? Holy show hotel art.
It's abstract? Yeah, like insert here, get it like an arrow,
it's a thumb and it's a look. I even did like the inn.
And okay, I think I would like my ideal date would be a
guy that would I love surprises, so somebody that would plan something to the
tea as a surprise and I don't know anything at all, and I get
surprised along the way, like maybe we go to the beach for a picnic
and then we go on a boat for a little while, or maybe we
go to uh, I don't know, to see a show or to a
movie, but a surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise. I love it.
That's my ideal date. Cool, that's amazing. You can tell I
haven't been in a dating world in a really Oh my gosh, and then
my roommate, I swear to god, she's going on dates. Okay,
get this, Eric, Oh my god, show that stuff. Don't show
that gets banned. You will get us, you will get us banned.
Oh, don't show that. Oh my gosh. I got banned on Facebook
the other day. Shocking again. This is like his fourth time promoting the
show. What what did you? What was this? It said it contained
sexual something rather than all I said was hey, tune in with like a
picture of us. Yeah, well, I can't imagine why this show had
sexual in it. What did we post that was in sexual nature? There
wasn't. Somebody has it out for me. I know they do. They
totally do, they totally do. Okay, Eric, do now he's drawing
a mouth? I saw show the camera. Oh he did show that?
Oh the new drawing? All right, who's whose turn? Is it?
Last one? Okay? Here we go, Brian. Oh no, this
is a good one. This is a good one to end on, man,
And I want you to be one honest and I want you to not
be mean on purpose. You to be completely hold before answers. Do you
have any popcorn. Okay, Brian, what was your first impression of me?
Be one thousand percent? I can take it, take it love your
podcast. No, no, no, before I knew how awful you were,
that was kidding. I know. No, My first impression was fine
because I didn't like you know, I'd never met you other than the fact
I heard you on the radio growing up, So I mean it was like,
oh cool, that's what came. Yeah, okay, that's it.
And then when you finally met me in the flesh and like, was I
nice? Was I? That's it? Yeah? I still think you're cool.
Thank you. Oh my god, that's the nicest thing you've ever said
to me. I can tell you about it. He also thought that you
were loose and you wore too much makeup, but then after working with you,
he realized you don't wear too much makeup and I'm definitely not. What
was your first impression of me? Mister? Well, look at us.
I mean we're i know, practically married, so I know it was love
at for seven, It really was. It was love it for I met
him outside of my house when my kids are playing on the lawn in Kensington
and they're up walks. Eric I'm like you're you are Eric Rummer, and
he's like you are Laura Kane and boom boom boom look at us now.
Yeah, anyway, celebrating old age in the same bed. I know.
Okay, we have to end on something funny. Okay, well hold on.
Tell me about a time when you felt very proud about something you've accomplished.
Well, this morning, when did you you this morning? Oh?
I hascot, Oh god, to be related, that's all you think about,
he said, on those videos too, constant videos of poop. Okay,
coming up on our next podcast, By the way, we have hood
wars going on. Oh okay. So Brian lives in Alpine. Eric lives
in Mission Valley. I live in Mission Hills South Hillcrest and the difference between
the hoods is dramatic. And we got all these things from the next door
app Oh my god, it's so funny. So that's coming up, and
we have random news and fun games. And thank you for tuning in so
much. Thank you for showing up. You're welcome, really appreciate it.
It was a hard day work today. I know, I know, I
know, I know. You need something to drink, not drink drink,
but like your doctor pepper or something. Okay, anyway, I'm going to
go right to sleep. Not here. You're not not read the podcast,
you're not well, that's debatable. Anyway, I'm not I'm going to ignore
that. Love your podcast. Oh thanks for watching you guys, Love love,
love you, my sweet babies. Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye