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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven one the Freak. Wake up,

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your little sleepy head, it's time
to get your stupid ass out of bed.

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To you about the most importing thing
in the most important thing in you,

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the we're sending so nine thirty.
We're gonna work on this all morning.

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We're sending the perfect TikTok out.
All right, we're at at ninety

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seven one the Freak. Yeah,
I guess, okay, all right,

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I just went on Google looked up
asked ai tips for the perfect TikTok for

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a food TikTok, and they're like, except one, the quick and easy

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recipe. We're not really gonna do
that. Wait, no, it should

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be well, we're not. We're
not making the food that we're gonna get.

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And I was just thinking the place
we're getting food from, which we'll

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reveal during the food court at nine
o'clock when we sample items brand new,

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this is this, I mean,
you might figure it out. This is

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the second one in the United States
of America. There's nine more opening this

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year in Texas, and if things
go well for them, we're talking thousands

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in the United States. Yeah,
we're at the forefront yeah, consequently millions.

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We're at the forefront of this.
This will be people's first look at

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this food and one of the first
tiktoks. Really quick reviewing it. This

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has got everything we need to be
one of the biggest tiktoks of all time.

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Yeah, today's the day our life
changes. We already got the song

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picked out and I have AI tips. This says lighting is important. All

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of them say sound. Upbeat music
or catchy sound effects could grab attention.

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Okay, where is your pencil when
I'm reading this? What's more upbeat than

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like, Yeah, it's a really
good tune. I think I think we're

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happy with the tune, but I'm
willing to listen. We got a couple

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hours lighting. I mean it's gonna
be flickering lines. Then it says text

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overlays. Okay, and that's what
On the potato there was a text overlay.

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It said potato, right, potatoes, potatoes potatoes. It says use

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short text overlays to add instructions.
Jokes are trivia related to the food.

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Okay, so we should probably start
get a joke. Okay. We have

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time editing, even basic editing with
cuts and transitions can make your make your

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video more dynamic. Include relevant hashtags. Okay, like we've covered that,

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hashtag food, TikTok all the tag
TikTok, hashtag recipe, hashtag cooking always,

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hashtag news, hashtag sports, hashtag
df W. Yeah, hashtag but

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do hashtag USA because we don't want
this thing just limited. We could get

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everybody in DFW to look at this
thing, and that's I'm still gonna be

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unhappy. Hashtag Trump, hashtag Biden. We're going bigger than that. What

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was the second I've got food,
TikTok cooking and what was the other one?

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Hashtag recipe, recipe, doesn't matter, doesn't matter. We're following as

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instructions. It says, look at
trending food videos and TikTok for inspiration.

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See what kind of content gets engagement, and put your own spin on it.

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That's the thing we don't want to
copy. No, no, we're

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not. That's why we don't want
to pick the most popular TikTok song in

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the world right now. I don't
know, though, Maybe we're going to

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make this song hit the list because
of our perfect TikTok posts. I say

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it's a bold move, but well
we're bold. We're bold guys. Look,

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I didn't get as far as I
have in this world by not taking

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risks. Kevin, look where he
is now? Stop thirty right here,

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it's thirty. Most importantly, have
fun, let your personality shine through.

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That's nothing wor INDI. So they
were they having fun and letting their personality

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shine when they took a picture of
a bowl of chocolate covered strawberries. Look,

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sometimes accidents happen for good. Yeah, that was one of them.

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Beautiful. You know what? Okay, I'm fed up. I'm half headed

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up to here at someone say what's
on my mind? Here? Guy out

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s Hourday're not live? Does fake
Trump? What's he do? Walks around

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doing videos? Scooby Doo doesn't do
right, Danny does a litany of impressions.

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Let's get Danny walking around a park
on a nice sunny day, walking

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around the parking garage, whatever doing, Elmer Fudd doing his fake Jackie Gleason

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doing his fake coach Todd Bowle,
all the ones that are on the list,

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you're Jackie Gleason? Could it cooks? Elmer Fudd is one that I

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think you don't get any food preference
cook cooking? What would Elmer Fudd think

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about what's Elmer Fudd's favorite food.
We all know it's wabbit. Okay,

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he didn't do it in the voice. I know you doing double on it,

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but that's the key, Like that
is a way for Danny. Oh,

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there you go. What boaised wabbitisbit
based webbit? Okay, I can't,

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I can't. All right, if
this doesn't work, we'll go to

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that point. We'll go to that. That's why this is gonna work.

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Playing b is always Danny walking around
doing impressions. We're gold boased rabbit.

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If this TikTok doesn't get two hundred
and fifty thousand spins tomorrow morning, we

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lash Kevin with an asparagus. Yeah. Last week it's a guy. He's

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that radio guy. He doesn't he
doesn't fake it, doesn't fake Bridy danger

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Fields. Yeah, dude, you
watch this. This guy's classic. Watch

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him do Ted Copple. Dude,
Danny does it? Oh? Also,

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any Australian man you do Kevin's from
the office. Can we move on?

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I'm not gonna sit he and do
mid impressions on demand on TikTok, not

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on radio. Now, this is
like you're looking at me perform bad impression?

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Monkey do you're a Trevon Diggs.
What is that? I don't know.

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We have a list of thirty Dingo's
characters. Last day, after the

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show, he was doing his fake
Osi for everyone. That was kind of

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weird. During the show break turned
on stopped it would all he's not far

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from Elmer Fudd and then if then
we'll do He'll do his Popeye, which

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is a classic. Oh that is
a classic. Dude, Look he knows

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it. He's like, all right, fine, My Popey's actually were pretty

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good. It's not it's not just
say Bray's Rabbit as Popeye. What oh,

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come on, I don't know how
come braize Rabbit? Ellen, Okay,

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what is he doing? Just want
to do Elvis one time? Do

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Elvis wanted to praise Rabbit? Elvis
Silla. I just want to trash some

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of the brain's Rabbit. Me and
the Colonel have been talking and I need

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more Brae. He's Rabbit a star. That's not Elvis. That's not almost

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as Danny and Almas died sixteenth.
It was a terrible day. I cried

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video of it on TikTok. Yeah, I like this. I think we've

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mapped out a good plan today.
So food first asparagus lashings and then the

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Danny Planet. Yeah, well the
lastings can come after. It can be

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more of a late in the day
kicks off, hopefully one of us.

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One of us ordered the braised rabbit
breakfast sandwich today from our spot. Yes,

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well that spot you will be uh
unveiled at nine most important thing in

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the world is and by the way, with sports at seven, boy,

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the Cowboys has turned into the redheaded
step child of our four local teams.

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The Stars are on a five game
win streak. The MAVs Night opening day

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tomorrow. We got a loaded sports
segment coming up. But I do want

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to talk about this real quick because
I don't know. I get the app

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too, that the jack pocket app
Every once in a while you go get

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a buy a little two dollars quick
pick. You know. Well, the

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Mega Millions was up to one point
one three billion dollars billion. It was

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up so high that on the billboards
around town to advertise it, they had

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to put an extra piece of cardboard
out on the side. He just said

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nine hundred ninety nine million. I
like when that happens, He said,

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gone up too high. I meanwhile, Power Bowl beside, it's like,

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hey, broh them, it's seven
twenty four, nothing to sneeze at.

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Why couldn't they just put one point
two because it says permanently million, it

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doesn't say billion. I bet that's
why, Like that's painted on there.

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They can't adjust that. Is it
digital adjustment or by hand board? It

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feels like by hand. It doesn't
seem like it's digital inefficient. But they're

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not sending someone up there every day
to do that, are they. Well,

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it's the Texas Lottery. They have
money, so maybe I don't know.

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Well, it's not the Texas Lottery
though, that's Mega mega. There's

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too many. And I like this
and I've gotten over my jack popped and

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the apps are you can put a
lotter on your phone and I do like

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it, but I was doing it
after whatever, like a year ago we

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had the crazy Yeah one and everyone
did it and you downloaded the app,

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you got kind of addicted to it
a little bit. Yeah. Then I

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started just kind of I don't know, pick three and you know whatever,

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it'll send me the email if I'm
rich, and I never get the email.

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But I feel like the lottery system
is sort of like soccer. I

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agree, like there's just a lot
of leagues. I don't know. Tell

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me when the big one's going on. Yeah, and I'm gonna watch the

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biggin mega millions and Power mega millions, then the state ones versus the national

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I don't know where all the lines
are. Just let me know when the

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big game is. Yeah. That
app can be a little confusing with that

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part of it, for sure.
Like I'm growing up, it was the

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five that they'd show at nine fifty
nine right before the news, or they'd

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show it at ten to eleven in
the first break of the news. They'd

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give you the pick three as well, that Nana was addicted to one point

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one to three billion. The six
numbers seven, oh, eleven, okay,

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eleven's one of mine. Thirteen,
twenty two, No, twenty nine,

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thirty eight, No, the megaball
four right far. You probably play

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four, don't you. I don't
play four. I usually do three for

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Dell. Yeah, well obviously you
do. We all do three for Dale.

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Happens to hold up the number.
Every person in America plays three.

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So one person in New Jersey got
it, Yeah, I got it.

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One ticket, don't a where but
one matching ticket in New Jersey. Now,

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I don't know that he's claimed it, but one ticket sold in New

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Jersey connected them one point one three
million dollars all go is the situation that

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won. I really hope it wasn't
Mike Sorrentino the situation. How insufferable would

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he be? You know what?
Yeah? Oh right? The size of

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this check. Thirteen new millionaires out
there as well, because twelve tickets all

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matched the five white balls and didn't
get I wonder if they no one was

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watching it, but by watching it
live and you get all hit them all

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yeah, and then you're like,
and then any of the power ball?

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How hard is this? Why do
you guys make it so hard to win

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this thing? When it gets up
that high? Do you think at any

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point they go, let's just go
ahead and handle it tonight. Look,

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here's the power I don't know.
I liked rig Latto interested for a movie

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plot. Yes, magnetic balls,
Oh my god, that's great. Serious,

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So we get to work on that
after the TikTok thing. Once we

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get you put that on your list. Once Earth two goes into post Okay,

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Earth two's done, and then obviously
we're making diamond teeth, which shocking

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you guys, haven't asked much about
since I brought up well after Diamond Teeth

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has done, we're going in a
full production on seven Kevins and that's gonna

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be a hit. Even Kevins has
the potential to be a very popular comedy.

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The probably Diamond Teeth. I feel
like that's one that might end up

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straight to streaming. Thank you?
Is seven Kevins seven different Kevins? Or

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is it like multiplicity, like seven
different versions of me? What are we

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just handing out screenplays to the world
now here? Have a billion dollars?

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Everyone listening, I'm gonna tell you
what seven Kevin's is about. You dunkov,

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sit down, and then after those
we can work on my yet untitled

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Magnetic Fixed Powerball film. Yeah,
and I do call it a film,

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Okay, it's not a movie.
One ticket in New York, California,

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Colorado, and Florida got too,
Georgia, two Illinois, Indiana, winning

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tickets in Texas, So it was
all waste anyways. How much money?

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I mean, I gave them six
bucks. You didn't win any the last

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couple of weeks. How many numbers
do you hit? Order in there?

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Yeah? Do you even know if
you played? Yeah? Because you never

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know what night it is. Just
wait for the email. It's pretty funny

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they turned to do that app.
The way you'll find out that you've won

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six hundred million dollars or whatever the
cash out option is is via email.

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You know, it'll say, hey, good needs from jackpocket you you're a

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winner, damn at a loss,
and then you'll oh, then you click

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on it, and then does yourn
Does your little account in the upper right,

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which mine currently has nine dollars in
it? Does it just say one

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Comma threes er a zero comma three? You know, I'm nine dollars and

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fifty three cents. Imagine just Powerball
tonight eight hundred and sixty five million.

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Let's get in there, right,
Okay, I've never played, I'm gonna

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play. I'll get you ticket.
No, no, no, I don't

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trust you. We don't trust you. One day. You're just trying to

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you're trying to, you know,
get free screenplays over here. Yeah,

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you're trying to get you think I'm
gonna trust you with a lot of Yeah,

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very specific numbers that are important to
me. Three, three and then

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on are the other ones. It
actually is three? Really see, look

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told you everybody I don't want to
have to split the jack with some Yahoo

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out there. I'm not giving my
numbers on the radio. Mikey, All

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right, hold on, okay,
yeah, we have twenty six bucks on

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my account. What's fire? Did
you win? Doubtful? Highly doubtful.

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What is it? Lotto dot com? Lotto dot com, no something,

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lotto dot com. Are you getting
the app or you go on the website.

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I want to get the app.
I use Jackpocket, but there's plenty

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of apps you can use that Jackpocket. What do you use, Mikey?

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I use Jackpuck. Okay, there
we go, Jackpocket. I'm gonna use

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spank pants or are successful? Boosh? Guess what They're gonna play this audio

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and it'll go viral. TikTok like, listen to this guy. Actually order

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the tickets. I'll be on the
commercials for Jackpocket. Have you ever?

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Uh it's Nick Kreamer. I'll be
the next Nick Creamer. So you said

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six hundred million, give or take
the cash out option for that schmuck in

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New Jersey who won? Yeah,
if it was one point one three billion,

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Yeah, you just take it right, Yeah? I think you take

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it. I don't know, I
don't I would talk to a lawyer man,

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you know, and figure that out. Yeah, and yeah, then

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you're hiring a very high end financial
person, are you. You're not letting

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your buddy day from college do it? What do you need somebody to do?

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Just throw it in your savings account
and just live, bro, Maybe

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don't don't change your means, your
spending habags. You'll live life that you

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were living exactly. You don't have
any crazy altercations to your life. Alterations

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to your life. Well, that
would draw attention, I would Hey,

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guys, we have time for quick
birthdays today because not many. Yeah,

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could you live that life? Could
you win six hundred million dollars in cash

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and not tell one person? That's
a good bit and just throw that in

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the bank or whatever you do behind
the scenes, not tell another human being

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and just live normal? No,
No, how about you you do?

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I mean six hundred million? How
about you? Like if you want it

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and then you just do incredibly kind
things for people all around you, and

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you you hide it, but do
it anonymously. Yes, like you seriously

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give the three of us one hundred
thousand dollars. I don't know how you

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do that without you know, and
doing it hidden you know, anonymously or

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whatever. Right, and then we
all come in We're like, I don't

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know what's going on. And then
you kind of played up. You're like,

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yeah, what's going on? I
also got one hundred thousand. That's

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it. Look at this one,
that's it. I mean it's six hundred

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million. J it's one hundred thousand
dollars. You didn't do nothing. At

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least a mill a mill of six. You have six hundred pieces. You

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just give four of them a for
them of away real quick. You just

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said that she's not a top six
hundred person in your life. That's not

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how the math works, dude.
No, I think giving someone one hundred

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thousand dollars for for nothing nothing is
incredibly kind. Give them ten bucks is

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guess what you just You just got
knocked on a ninety I'm just joking outside.

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You're getting ninety thousand dollars and you
should enjoy it, and you're gonna

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have to pay the taxes figure because
you know, a tip and a tip

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for what ninety thousand you're down to. It's so fun and easy. If

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you ever have trouble going to bed
at night, just pictures having six hundred

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million dollars zapped in your bank account. You just lay there and think about,

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Wow, I felt my Amazon cart. It's so bizarre. It's a

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national lottery. You're right, and
we all dream this crap and it's never

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gonna happen. The one guy who's
probably not a good person, and we're

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all like, wow, what if
it's this weird dream that we you know,

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it's realistic. Someone does win these
things. Why not you, Mike?

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What a wild world? What a
wild dumb world? Speed Around Birthday's

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Buster Posies thirty seven. Fergie's forty
nine, known for Step Brothers. She

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was in a pairing up on the
other end of Jesus Fergie with Brennan in

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the middle of the Great Anthem National
Anthem, and I think the urination of

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the pants. Yeah, soiling,
soiling herself. Mariah Carries fifty five,

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known for Michael Jordan Wizard's dress.
Okay, that was hot. I was

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gonna say the sound check on the
New Year's Eve thing where she started bitching

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because the sound quality was bad on
live National TV. Known for being a

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tough one to deal with. Quentin
Tarantino sixty one. Randall Cunningham see sixty

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one Randall Cunningham and Quentin Tarantino were
born at the same day. Yeah,

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same time, the act, same
year, same minute. Does Randall cunning

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have the longest punt in NFL history? Now? I don't think so,

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does he. Randall Cunningham has a
ninety yard punt? Get out of here?

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Look it up, Jack did What's
that? Didn't he get with Whitney

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Houston, Randall Cunningham quarterback ninety eight
yards, Steve O'Neill of the Propheos ninety

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eight yards, damp. I don't
have a ninety yard er from that's active.

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That's active. Randall Cunningham ninety one
yard punt I third longest in history,

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the ninety two from Sean McCarthy.
That's good stuff for punters. Well,

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happy birthday. We're into sports next, Cowboys, ma'am, Frangers,

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galore, all kinds of stuff.
Oh yeah, and the Stars have won

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five straight. All the sports teams
will kind of get a vibe check on

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that next to ninety seven one the
freak plus are they moving on from back