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So you're saying, there are some
things that we can't even talk about on

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this podcast, is what you're saying. Eric, Maybe, Well, hopefully

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you're ready, because that's how to
go weird. It's about to get weird.

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You're preparing for it to get weird. Things are gonna get weird.

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It's getting weird. I'm gonna get
real weird with it. That's getting weird.

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Let's get where? Where getting where? Are you ready to get weird

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with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready? Guys. You're listening to the hundred

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and forty six episode Let's Get Weird. My Name Is, My Name Is.

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Every week we co annoates you with
the weirdest stories from our lives,

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our store, countries, our states, our cities, our locales, even

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the passport agency. Really, because
that's the thing. Did you know what

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is passport agency? What's a passport
agency? Exactly? You're gonna find out.

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Probably hopefully you renewed your buy your
passport before you go on your trip

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next week. Yeah, it's good. You sure? I think what's the

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X fire? I think twenty nine, twenty nine, twenty nine. I

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was like, yeah, twenty ninth. This month, it's fine. One

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day in that day. It's fine. Twenty ninth month of the year,

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you know, yeah, yeah,
and uranus. By the way, you

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didn't say that. I didn't.
You're gonna cover your ainus happened, but

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you cover my uranus a lot.
Sometimes sometimes you are my good backup plan.

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Sweety do you're welcome. I'm not
a backup plan. I'm the plan

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plan. You're not my Plan B. You're my Plan A. But you're

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my preparation, h preparation anyways,
anyways, but you're going on your trip

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next week. But it's finally happening, finally get to go away for a

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week during during the summer. I
haven't worry about anything. No, I

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have to worry about work. I'm
gonna I might turn the phone off.

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It's fine, I might. I
try to limit talking to you unless it's

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an emergency. I know what.
I love talking to you. He's the

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Kingdom. Now. I got most
of the keys after like two keys.

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I think I just I don't know. I think I might tear the phone

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off. We just enjoy four days
Max and his mom and have fun.

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It also depends on your resort,
because if you're in a resort, that's

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like, yeah, we have Wi
Fi everywhere, but it's it's shitty wi

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Fi until you get to your actual
room. Then you won't know really.

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Yeah, yeah, but I think
I think the last resort I went to

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in twenty twenty, twenty one,
twenty two, one, twenty one,

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I don't know, after the pandemic
twenty one, right, the WiFi was

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pretty legit everywhere. Yeah, because
when they all they had because I had

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its being out, I was a
best man. I had to get a

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bigger room which had a butler quote
unquote butler and he what's apped me all

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the time? Yeah, yeah,
because that's how they get to be like,

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oh, do you want your room
clean? Do you want me to

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come and do this? They you
see what's app app I'd say that three

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times fast? What's that? What's
that happen? What's that? What's that

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bad? And uh So I feel
like they had to jack up their WiFi

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abilities. So yeah, but I'm
also excited too to him and finally get

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a haircut in a bear trap.
Yeah, pre vacation haircut. Why don't

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you tell me? I have so
many gray hairs on my chin? Now?

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I thought you knew already. It's
ridiculous. And I would assume you

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look at a mirror before you cut, at least one mirror before you get

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it. Here, I half away. The doors reflective too. When you

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get into builds, you can be
like, look a little rough today.

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I gotta do I do the do
I do the color? No, because

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I feel like you do it,
it'll be too much. Then you have

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to all because also you your beard
is good that it like perfectly goes into

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your hair even when you get a
haircut too. Sometimes because you face I

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got a man beard, it's like, oh but if you die that,

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but like the fade is like as
great as one. It should be good.

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Color was Maybe I just keep my
beard shorter than this length because it's

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pretty long, right, you know
you should do? Oh? Some guy

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targeted today. I was walking through
Target with Max on Saturday and this guy

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looked at me. He's like,
man, I really like your beard.

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I'm like what, No, No, I hate this thing. I can't

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grow it. Appreciative just like me. He looked like a guy who could

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grow it, And I'm like,
this is stupid. What you should do

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is rock the mustache. No,
come on, hand a bar, hand

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a bar. You've seen the handle
put the hand a bar. I haven't

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pick John has that picture moved the
handibar must remember, but come on bring

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it back. No, dude,
I don't want that's porn star is bro.

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That's creepy. That's like new Sideburnsta. You gotta do the fun shavy

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photos, you know. But I
get it done professionally. I be like,

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hey, before while you do this, do it, take a photo

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of it for me. Please give
me the Hitler stashes to say that I've

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never done that. No, I've
done that a bunch. Mine also doesn't

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connect, so it doesn't. What
is it with you and your facial hair?

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What do we gotta do to make
it grow more? I think you

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look good at the beard hair growth. I don't know. Is that what

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it is? Give me more?
I don't think that's what does it?

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Eric? I think that does in
your younger days when you do it,

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you gotta do it and you get
it in there and it'll grow up.

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Well. Anyway, you're back to
your vacation. Speaking of that, I

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guess on your vacation there will be
none of that because it is a family

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hopefully sleeping people. There will be
family sauce. I can't wait Shelby Sauce

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from the show ass. I was
like, oh, give me a recommendation

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if I should go there, and
I always like it's a family resort.

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She's like, that won't stop me. I'm like, okay, well you

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saw when we looked it up on
TikTok they have a crazy pink party.

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Oh man, I hope it's not
this the week I'm going. I mean

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pink party, like for pink the
artists or color the color pink every week.

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I mean, because it's kind of
like caw, like a summer camp

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you have, Like because I worked
at a summer camp for this month,

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it was like every week was the
same week, so like, oh,

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Wednesday was fifties nine or whatever,
so the third day was always fifties nights.

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So for them, it's probably like
they also have a foam foam thing

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that I think everyone's got a foam
yeah, which is always weird. Yeah,

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I get that pink shirt, baby, I don't have a pink shirt.

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All I gotta go get. It's
a vacation. I get a part

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right guy that I can't wait to
wear. I bought an old Navy it's

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his vacation mode and it's got a
two can on. It is it's a

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white, it's a T shirt.
Okay, I can't wait to wear it,

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embarrass the crap out of Max and
his MAXI don't care about it,

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and Max is at the age where
he's embarrassed by what you were. I

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can't wait to embarrass that kid everywhere
I go. You know, yesterday Cruise

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and Dustin got the Miller light.
She's the photo. They look great together.

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I want to get shirts like that, I mean, but I also

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don't feel I feel weird wearing uh, button down short sleeve shirts. Do

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you feel weird wearing love? Do
you wear them all the time? You

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do, but you don't feel like
your arms are like no, my arms

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raided party if it's hot, my
arms getting warm, you know. But

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I'm still vibing, you know,
all right, I've been because I want

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to get like a good one,
like a fun one. Do you have

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all your info for your things?
You said you're doing a travel agent?

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Did she give you all your info? Yeah, it all came in a

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hostage to pay. I don't want
to emails. I'm a dumb ass,

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and I didn't wait for it's an
invoice and had all the travel information,

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so I upgrade. It was to
fly on Southwest, so I upgraded the

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uh, the check in early bird
group, what what? So we all

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have that? And then I got
the is Max still able to do?

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Don't they do the children boarding or
something too? Give them act a Oh?

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I mean yeah. But as long
as you're not B you're fine.

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You know, as you're at C
C C is, you're you know,

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if you're back of B below B
thirty, you're you're screwed because you're gonna

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fight. You're gonna to kind of
fight. Yeah, and I feel like

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we're leaving on a Monday morning at
eight. It's gonna be a busy flight.

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Yeah, it'll be fun. You're
doing director one way or one stop?

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I don't know. I don't know. Are you doing direct when you

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Yeah? Of course yes. More
And I actually since we recorded this,

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but I have booked our honeymoon.
We're also staying at Punta Kana. And

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that's the beauty of what you just
mentioned is using TikTok to figure out if

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you want to go there or not. If you didn't really as it until

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you already booked it. But we
use TikTok heavily. But I've been too

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before, so I know it's a
beautiful. I know it's a beautiful much

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every resorts started blurring together though,
they're like, oh that is that mine?

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No, that's a different one,
but it looks the same, right,

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But like but also too though,
if you spend more, you get

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more, yeah, you know what
I mean. Like, and there are

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adult only resorts or a couple only
resorts, and then there's like super fancy

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ones are like you have that higher
end amenities that you want to have,

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you know, like a butler.
Yeah, like and like also too,

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don't forget too when you get to
your room, bring bring dollars, bring

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American bucks. Yeah right, it's
worth when we found that out when the

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exchange. Also though, but you
leave, you give the guy you're twenty,

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and he'll upgrade your liquor in the
room the top shelf, because they

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all have your sheer room should have
like a liquor dispenser. Right, yeah,

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I think we're already getting the top
birst shelf. That's what they tell

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you, he says. When you
get there and it's rail, you're like,

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I mean a tunnel. Are you
with the mackey? I gotta say,

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are you with the mackey and that's
it. Give him a twenty s

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to Macky, are you that Mackie? I took Spanish? He said the

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same thing. Terrible, Are you
to Mackie? You're acting this whole okay?

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Anyways, are you tonight? Are
you saying it? Are you excited

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tonight? We're supposed to go see
We're are sorry not We're supposed to see

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We're gonna go see Barbie. Yep. I kind of want to go see

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Oppenheimer, but I also kind of
want to see it in true seventy millions,

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which apparently I don't know if you
said this, there are no true

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imax. There's like ten. I'm
fifteen the Lates camera barso guys labeled all

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fifteen of them in the closest one
here to us, Ohio, No King

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of Prussia Mall in Pennsylvania. In
Philly, it's a two and a half

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hour drive. You want to go, that's a little far for one movie.

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That's three hours. Then we have
to drive two hours back. That's

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the whole day. Baby's yeah,
that's five that's seven hours of just I've

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not been here hang with me,
so, which is weird. Which is

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weird because I saw the tiktoks like
we should make a lawsuit against Imax for

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false advertising, which, let's face
it, that might happen because of that.

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So yeah, because I don't get
it. So then the one the

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two of it are here, and
so do you see it that the air

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spaces they're not true Imax those Yeah, it's I don't know. I think

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Imax is the brand too as well, but an Imax quality true Imax what

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it's called is like it's film.
It's not digital, right, it's film.

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Yeah. Um, and then obviously
the big screen it's also wild because

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like sometimes you're like, I'm gonna
go see I think, what was it?

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When I saw mention Impossible? It
was an Imax and I was like,

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all right, cool, I'm excited
to see this, but it was

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still that wide screen thing. I'm
like, oh, that's not Imax.

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Imax is full screen top the bottom, no wide screen at all, which

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even if like Star Wars or anything
is presented to you like that, it's

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still gonna be a wide screen,
you know. So what do you think

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affected? Is it gonna get affected
by this? Openheimer's gonna lose out on

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that because they're pushing that you gotta
see it in true imax. I mean

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they're pushing it in any of my
imax. I think you just have to.

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But the box office projection was it's
gonna make a third of a Arby

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makes. That's marketing. That's marketing
right there. But I've been seeing all

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of it. I mean, Matt
Damon and Robert Downing two weeks ago that

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they're recycling. Is that what it
is? Then? So the writer shark

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really screwed Christopher Nolan actor well actors, right, it's not really because like

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they were really like Barbie just swallowed
up all the publicity. So like the

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only I'm now seeing Oppenheimer stuff because
all those like poster boards that we're doing

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countdowns and billboards are kidding zero and
everyone's sharing it. That's it. Barbie's

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like everywhere, So that's why everyone's
gonna go see it. But the power

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of Mattel is so much greater than
I think we we you know, we

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haven't noticed that. I think also
the mystery of the Barbie movie is a

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thing too. Mystery. It's her
getting out of it and then going to

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the room. Is it gonna be
a ha ha? The entire time comedy

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or is it gonna be like,
oh, it's good and deep because it's

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a greater Girway, it's gonna get
deep. Yeah. But whereas Oppenheimer Chris,

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you know, it's Christopher Nolan.
So even just say Christopher Nolan,

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it's gonna be it's slow, doesn't
necessarily always a bad thing, but like

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it's gonna be like oh, like
too that he directed Interstellar, and I

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saw that movie The Man Begins the
Batman's but Interstellar. He also did Memento

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too. Memento was one of his
first ones, which I've never seen but

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I've always heard was a great movie. Yeah, but you kind of once

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you've found the spoiler, like,
ain't wasn't the black and white changes?

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Do you want me to spoiler?
Yeah, I don't care. The movie

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goes in reverse. What do you
mean? So it starts with the end

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of the movie. In the end
of the movie is the beginning of the

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movie. So what's the spoil then
that you've seen the end of the very

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first five minutes of the movie.
Okay, so it's like a flashback there

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you go exactly enjoy all right,
Memento. But it's about a guy who

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forgets everything right. Is it all
right, what's going on? That is

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interesting too, like We Have at
Night. Shamalan's also like King of Twists,

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but also like not in held in
high regard as like Christopher Nolan is

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what twisted and movies are crashed.
Split. Split was a good movie.

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We was just the two in Split
that I think he was like the same

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person, like one of his personalities
was dominant the entire time or something was

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like control of the other personalities.
It was something like that. Yeah,

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but he also fought uh what's his
face, mister Glass? I didn't watch

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that one. A lot of people
didn't watch the glass in Glass. Yeah,

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no, he was No, it
wasn't unbreakable? Was it unbreakable?

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Was the first one? Split was
the one that connected and Glass was the

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third one. Oh that supposed to
be Samuel Jackson's movie. That was that

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had both of them in it.
That's how it went okay? Yeah,

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uh yeah, No, Split wasn't
Split wasn't bad. Spit was really good.

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But I think it's because Mayfield what's
his name, James McAvoy, James

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McAvoy um wanted Michael Fassbender child Chiles
Um. So your passport is good to

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go? For your trip though.
Yeah, and I got Max's passport and

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I bought a little passport holder this
time. I don't know why, but

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I did so because I have to
renew my passport and I'm learning it's not

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easy. You asap. Yeah,
so mine expires August of next year.

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Do it now? Yeah? So, once I get the passport to actually

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film for him, you go right
here to this there's a four Wait,

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so you just mail it two things? No no, no, no,

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no no no no, no,
no no no. You don't just mail

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it. You go online, you
print the form out, you go to

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that post office right here. You
have to set up a date for them

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to have all the paperwork. Oh
no, well no, this not to

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get your first sissy knew it.
Yeah, you just gotta mail it,

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that's it, right, But make
sure you follow all the direction for the

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ex expedited process. Yeah. Well
it takes only three months for non expedition.

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Yeah. So, but you're not
going to a friend who works in

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the passport I'll passport agency. He
can't like get it pushed forward or anything.

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But like so he was like,
yeah, you gotta do this,

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this, this and this, and
he's like, pay for the expedition because

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apparently it takes like even longer now
to get your passport renewed. Why everyone's

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been doing it and they're just overloaded
and no one's able to look at it

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or approve it. I guess I
don't know, short staff, I don't

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know what about more. This is
her RADIU. So hers expires in October,

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and she's like, well, I
don't need to do it. I'm

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like, you need to because she's
thinking, oh, if we renew it

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now, you lose out on months. I'm like, it doesn't matter.

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We're not traveling anywhere in the Nash's
that on months you gain more months back.

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I don't know, it's a whole
thing, but I think she wants

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me to do it first, and
then yeah, and then she'll do it.

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Why don't you just do it together? We could. Why don't you

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just make it a couple of stot
easier if I just do it first and

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then she knows how to do it. But speaking of fee, so you

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can pay to expedite it, but
I want to talk about another fee is

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for our honeymoon room. We gotta
it's through bonvoy from Marriott technically, and

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so we got a room that is
either two queen beds or one king bed.

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Found out you can pay sixty dollars
to pick what type of bed type

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you want. Slash where your room
is in the building that it's in.

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There's like two buildings. Do you
think that fee is worth it? Or

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a lightbulbs? You're talking about this? What if I just give you the

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sixty bucks as part of your wedding
fucking gifted. That's that's the other thing

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is that's true? But yeah,
why not just give you this sixty bucks.

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It's an investment. It's an investment
for you and that guy. And

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you're for being that guy and that
guy that guy and uh and then you

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don't feel bad because more it doesn't
feel bad for you guys spending the extra

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six bucks to Eric, uncle,
Eric, grandpa Eric, whatever you want

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to call me, gave you the
sixties Eric, you know, as a

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down payment towards the wedding gift,
which will be a monetary to the nomination

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as well. Because let's face it, money is easier than finding the gift

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that you're like doing, like the
things I want to get your wife won't

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let you have hold up like a
star Wars start. I mean I try

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to put a PS five on the
redistry every time. Even when we had

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that, we had the show talk
about it, you still said, no,

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you can't put that on the registry. Actually, though, this is

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fuel to my fire. Someone I
know from high school, so I really

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know him too well, they put
a PS five on the registry. This

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is a woman, by the way, and they got a PS five.

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She's a nerdy woman. But also, PS five is not just a gaming

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system anymore. It isn't. It
is a computer entertainment. It is your

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entertainment center. It's your home.
Let's facing My xbox is on how many

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times out of the day, pretty
much all hours except when I'm asleep,

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because it's really you're watching TV playing
guys watching my Hulu account? Yes,

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yes, what are you guys watching
now? That shadows and Sonny? Okay,

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somebody else's has my Hulu account.
My nieces at my Hulu account too,

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and they watch something else and I'm
like, okay, I don't know

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if it's you or them. It
was it Twilight. We watched Twilight,

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but no, it wasn't Twilight.
It was something dumb. Hold one,

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where's my Hulu account? More?
Is watching something I'm not. I don't

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know about Oh excuse me, Um, you're using the air profile right?

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Correct? Right? Because then I
got okay, here we go? Where

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is it? Come on? Look? Oh, I'm also using Kevin's peacock.

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He made a crisis one. I'm
like New Girl. Who's watching You're

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watching Girl? Yeah? And then
who's watching Bob's Burgers? Uh? More

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is watching Bob? Who's watching the
Simpsons? Me? Sometimes? So Love

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Island's got to be my niece is
right? Probably don't profile? How do

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I change profiles? You switched this, switched the little logo? Yeah,

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and then hit oh no, you
went too far? Okay, here you

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go, damn, but you look. Alex is my cousin. Madi and

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Mia are my nieces. Max is
and I think I give an ess of

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the profile. I don't know if
I give Max Yeah, yeah, maybe

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more letter Kenny? Yeah? Because
broad City was you guys? Right?

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Yes? Who was Desperate Housewives?
Not? Definitely not us. We don't

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watch that. We're not the Kardashians. Is my nieces. I was watching

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The Girl next Door again for the
hell of it. Chit's creek whatever family,

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guys, you right at Once in
a blue moon yes, and then

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what's this, oh attack on Titan
as you? Yes, it was correct?

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Yes a good sir, good time? Oh gonna watch so sorry Robin

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Romblin. There's a guy I followed
on another tansion go on, who who

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watched the Avatar the Last Airbender on
Netflix? So good? Is it?

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Good? You and Max should watch
it? I don't watch it. It's

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it's good for him and it's very
like, very like this is what your

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friends should be and for you,
it's just it's very good. Dave Filoni,

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the guy who's Star Wars every was
like one a writer and like an

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executive producer on the first season of
Avatar One Book one came out like two

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thousand and eight, I think somewhereund
then and then at three seasons and then

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they got canceled. But it's just
because Nickelodeon was being dumb. Then they

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did Cora, which is the follow
up. It's like twenty thirty years later,

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not as good as Avatar, but
still pretty good. But they're going

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to live action right and then they're
doing Yeah, Netflix is doing the live

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action series that people are kind of
not sure about because the creators of Avatar

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left because they're having disputes of Netflix
over so then they're doing their own stuff

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on on Paramount now, so I
can't get rid of Paramount. Plus,

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I mean, nothing's gonna happen for
like two more years on that. But

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yeah, like the first thing is
gonna be animated movie with the team angg

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so mmmmdeam Avatar. It's also short
episodes. Yeah, I mean it's it

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was a kids show, but it's
you know, it's it's out of that

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time when like kids shows really took
out like that. Adventure Time clone Wars.

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Adventure Times good too, Max are
probably like Adventure Time a lot.

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Max still Max has it was on
the punishment for two weeks. He hasn't

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picked up the YouTube or the Xbox
and all to watch or play anything.

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But Adventure Times also probably really good
if you're high, So what have you

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been high? Andrew a couple of
times, a couple of times, But

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he loves watching Preston. Preston plays
because that guy plays all these all the

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Fortnite stuff, So he loves watching
that guy when he gets when he on

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Wednesday, hopefully is when the last
day of his punishment ends, so we

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can play Fortnite because he's been driving
me nuts telling me all these like,

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Daddy, we gotta play Fortnit Daddy, we gotta play Fortnite. We gotta

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get Optimist Prime, Daddy, because
we need to get dogdot gave. I

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bought him two thousand V bucks.
Yeah, and he bought the Hawkbuster before

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you got in punishment and he bought
something else. I'm like, buddy,

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right out of your V bucks.
That's it done. You're expensive. Yeah,

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they're about to go up to V
buckflation. You get ready, baby,

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you're also what you need to get
still blood and semen? Now well

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okay, but you know who also
selling blood and semen? People? In

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this week's miss kinda jes because we're
reading real misconnections from the DMV. You

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can go to Washington, DC dot
Craigslist dot org, go to the misconnections

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page, and I can go super
Lincoln deep in there for you if you

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want. Um. We read them, figure out what the hell is going

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on and is it something more than
what they're saying, because most of the

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time it is first one janitor and
laurel oh janitor, my ring doorbell sow

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you cleaning the hallway to clean,
good looking Latin guy. I'm in the

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brook Mill condo complex. Probably shouldn't
list your specific condo. You kind of

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can want to keep it general.
You were wearing a yellow tshirt. Guy

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interested in getting to know you better. I hope you see this. You

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hook up with the janitor. You're
a janitor? Eric? Yeah, why

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not? He's sexy enough. Let
me hit that. He got a yellow

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shirt, yellow shirt, I'm gonna
take it off him. Next one,

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Eric Lizard Nova, My beloved lizard
is missing. He was last seeing today

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around six twenty pm. He was
enjoying a burger and disappeared when his fries

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dropped in the ground. He doped
first for them and tumbled into the grassy

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area near the table. If you
see a cute white lizard with a tummy

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full of fries, tell him that, tell him that I'll come pick him

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up. I'll bring the tombs.
This is about penis, isn't it lizards?

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Penis? But what are the fries? Then? Is he falling to

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a vagina? I don't know.
But bring it's about a real lizard.

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What does bring the tums mean?
Now? But why would you put that

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in misconnection? That's like lost pet
You want to put that in misconnections?

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Says totally like lizard is my beloved
white lizard. Somebody's cocks So yeah,

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I mean that's what it is.
Next one, you bored in Maryland near

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clustered spires golf course hell Frederick Frederick
fred Nick. Married guy looking for a

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housewife who's bored and needs attention.
We could talk via Google Chat, text

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or email whatever works best for you. Need one hundred percent non judgmental and

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drama and game freeze. No scammers
please, as long as you're willing to

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try friends from different emnicities. If
not, and don't bother ethnicities. Also,

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why lead your thing? If we
can Google chat? No one Google's

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chats, text or emails? Do
that all right? Next one, a

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couple of movie nights. New group
for me in DC. Sass now in

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Virginia. Hello, we'd like to
have a small group of couples to get

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together once a month and chill in
front of a movie. No political talk

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and leave your troubles at the door. This is about kicking back and relaxing.

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Singles. Feel free to reach out
if others in the group are good

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with it. We would enjoy your
company as well. Bailey's Crossroad. That's

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an orgy an that's an orgy.
That's not just we're watching movie started old

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school. That's like we're watching Star
Wars today great and watching stars something poppy

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fish, the butthole, next one, neighborhood friend female in Arlington. My

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cousin Brian isn't listening fit European jam
seeking a local lady, enjoyable activities.

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Your pike gets mine, simple street
to the point, let's get it.

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Let's get it. And your last
one, Eric miss connection with the panther

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DMV McLean rough fan ooh. According
to Urban Dictionary, you're a panther.

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I'm a handsome I'm the handsome prey
in my early forties, white, smart,

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over educated and assertive when it counts. Catch me ra and they put

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rare in there. They didn't put
the R. Yeah. So if you're

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a panther, according to Urban Dictionary, come catch me, catch them get

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him, go get him, Gotta
catch them off, gotta catch them off.

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So this will be maybe the last
let's get weird for two weeks.

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Depending on Eric's vacation, maybe I'll
decide just to go Ham for twenty minutes.

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I can go Ham for sixty minutes, or do one to go home

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I did one with with my buddy
Jonathan. True, But what would I

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talk to her about? I talked
to her about everything. Maybe talked to

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her about life or about what she's
scared about, or about what are you

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scared about? Yosa? Maybe Yoseph
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with Yoder Yoder be a good yodor
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that work here at the radio station. One's called Casey, one's called Jimmy.

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The female perspective is what that one
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All right? Great? Still listen
to us for twenty something years old.

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We've gotta figure out what's going on
their minds. Okay, right,

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yeah, wst him tonight when we
go see Barbie. We want your Barbie

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review next week on the podcast.
Forget about it here next week. No,

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not you, but they're Barbie.
You're You're done. You're dead to

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me for a week. But anyway, make sure you follow us on social

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media at Andrew Hoodie with why follow
Eric as he goes on is poot the

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kind of vacation at mister Eric V
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Have a great week and always remember
it's okay to be weird insexy.

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It got weird, didn't it.
Yeah,