Let me explain a little bit about why today's Minnesota Goodbye is going to be
different, because you know what, it's just me. Let me because you
listen to the show. I don't want to bore you with like behind the
scenes stuff. But Jenny's on vacation, so normally me and Jenny Bailey couldn't
come in today. So Bailey's not on the Minnesota Goodbye, Vaunt is in
a meeting, or Vant would be on the Minnesota Goodbye, and so it's
just me. But I am here to tell you how do I say this
change continues for the better? What do I mean by that? I got
to be a little bit cryptic, But I like having more people on the
show. And lately it seems like somebody made a joke Todall Dave's the only
one left today I was pretty much the only one in the show today.
We did the War of the Roses, maryae fun and Vant was helping out
in the other room. But I like having a lot of people on the
show. I think at one point we had about six or seven people on
the show, and it has changed over the years. And some people were
what is the word spur spurious where they're unnecessary, but we liked having them
around. But then you know, I don't even anyway, so we it
will not just be me and Vaunt and other than that, Jenny will come
back tomorrow and there I don't want to be too cryptic, but I have
to be. But just stay here for positive change, because whenever there's change,
you know, I like to say I know exactly what to do.
And sometimes knowing exactly what to do doesn't happen with a snap of you know,
your fingers. It takes a while. But it's my job to make
this show as the best show that I can possibly make it, and I
always try. I always try to do that, and sometimes there will be
more things to come. And I know what you're thinking. You're thinking,
Dave's finally going to get that monkey that plays the symbols to be on the
show. Maybe we are. Wouldn't it be cool if Monday morning you tuned
in and sure enough we had Bongo the symbol playing monkey on the show.
Let's move on and you can start to speculate all you want to. Let's
start off with some emails. We talked about the length of the show and
whether you'll want it long or whether you want it short, so let's go
to this one. Lily writes in just write a quick email to say that,
since you asked for listener input, fifteen to thirty minutes is a good
link for the podcast unless you have a ton of good content that just can't
wait another day. Now, with just me on the show today, there's
nobody to like vibe back and forth with, so it might be a little
bit shorter. But we did one yesterday that was nearly forty minutes with Bailey
and I loved it. I think it will come down to whether we have
time or content, because just like your work, there are meetings and things
like that. Dave and Jenny, I have an airplane etiquette question. I'm
a terrible person for watching Silence at the Lambs on an airplane when I'm sitting
next to a young, maybe ten year old girl. I was in the
mood to watch the movie, but I realized it was probably a poor decision
when very disturbing scenes and nudity started, I decided to turn it off and
watch another movie. What do you guys think? Love the show? Right?
I think you made a good choice. Was it on the thing where
you get to purchase movies or watch movies because anymore on flights, if you're
on a longer flight, there's the screen on the seat back in front of
you. If it was available, you could have watched it and said,
hey, I'm gonna watch it because it's available. But I think you were
a good human. You made the right choice to probably not. They're ten
years old and I don't remember that movie very well, but I think that
there is nudity and there's definitely some probably graphic murdery scenes that you know,
what, you're a good human. It's kind of like if you're in a
ballgame and you are sitting next to somebody who's swearing, well, that's bad
form because you know, if you got kids around, they shouldn't do that.
The reason I bring that up is because when Alison and Chase were probably
nine or eight, we went to a World Series game in New York No
in Phoenix, and there was a guy next to us who was like,
motherfuckers, fuck you, son of a god, damnit. And I turned
around and said, hey, can you not because you know the kids,
And he's like, oh, he felt so bad because he's a good human,
and it's like, man, I don't want people, so I think
he made the good choice. There's just certain things that you don't do in
front of the kids, and I think that you were right. So thanks
for bringing that up. I'm going to hit delete on that one. And
here we go. A few weeks ago, one of you, I think
Dave mentioned the Netflix limited series of the program. I just finished the last
episode. It is truly sad and disheartening to think these places still exist out
there in twenty twenty four. Thanks for bringing it up on your show to
hopefully get it out there even further now that we know what we can do.
That is truly the question. Keep up the great work, Dave and
crew. Stephanie, I didn't see the program, but it looked like I
saw the previews and the trailer for it. It looked like it was one
of those places where you send your kids off to be brainwashed. I think
about whatever it is, religion or behavior or whatever. I don't know a
lot about it, so if you know anything about the program, let me
know. Next one on the Minnesota goodbye, all right, good morning,
says Samantha. I'm waiting for my plane to board in North Carolina. Figure
i'd send an email I've got my Minnesota Goodbye sticker, and I proudly took
up room on my husband's beer fridge. I was thinking it might be a
topic starter. What is your super irrational deal that will probably never happen.
Mine is someone like poison, Like somebody will poison the toilet paper I'm going
to use in public, and I'm gonna wipe and die. Super weird but
irrational, right. I have a little bit of an irrational fear of a
plane, like an airliner, crashing into my house because you could be asleep
or watching TV at two o'clock in the afternoon or one thirty five in the
morning, sleeping, and an airliner or a cargo plane could crash into your
house. It is totally irrational because it's probably not any more likely to happen
than poison toilet paper. But there's a story, and I think it happened
back in the fifties or sixties, and this is a true story. A
plane was coming in from the south east, headed northwest to Minneapolis Airport,
and it was landing on one of the runways that's still there that runs from
southeast to northwest, and it was snowy, and the visibility was bad and
they missed the runway and they crashed into a home by minnie Haha Creek in
kind of like the uptown South Minneapolis area, and it killed several people inside
the house, middle of the night, eleven o'clock at night. And if
you go by, if you google it, you'll find the story. And
I've driven by there and there is a memorial outside the house across the street,
and the house has been rebuilt and you can't even tell, but there's
a memorial that talks about, you know, flight one p thirty five or
whatever on the date of whatever hit this house and killed you know, somebody
who was sleeping inside and killed somebody else and whatever. So it does happen.
But I have a little bit, tiny bit like right now, at
this moment, a plane could crash into the KDWB Space Needle Studio and we'd
never even see it coming. I mean, how much morning would you get.
You'd hear like the roar of an aircraft for like two seconds before.
So I do have that one. What about you? Do you have an
irrational fear to respond to Samantha? Next one from Samantha. Also, if
you could choose any lunch from fast Food. What would be chicken strips,
burger and fries minus Cane's, chicken whopper from Burger King and curly fries from
Arby's. Oh wow, I gotta go chicken McNuggets quarter pounded with cheese and
then probably cheese curds from Colvers. Not a milkshake guy, a diet No,
I'd get a nice tea, probably from McDonald's. I wish I had
somebody here to discuss this with. And this is why I want more people
on the show, cause it's like I feel like I'm talking to you,
and hopefully you feel like I'm talking to you. But there's nobody here like
Vaunt or Jenny or Bailey to bounce things off of. So it's a different
Like I told you, it's a different Minnesota Goodbye. I also love the
longer podcast. I typically cycle through all my other normal listens pretty quickly,
but I love that you guys come out with one every day. Sad Drake
is gone, but my first few days listening to Fallon and Colt, I
thought Colt was Drake. Their voices seem similar to me. Can't wait to
hear this dart lick, Oh dart dart Lick, but not actually because because
that's not my thing. From Samantha. You know what's funny. The reason
we met Drake was because he worked on a podcast with Cult, and I
really Colt has such a distinctive, unusual way of speaking. He always has,
and it's not bad. It's very distinct and unusual. And I noticed
when I met Drake that he speaks a lot like Cult, and I think
it's because he picked up on some of the little eccentricities, if you will,
from Colt's voice. Listen to Cult in the Afternoon with Fallon. He's
got a very unique delivery and Drake has got a little bit of that too.
Next email, that is a solicitation email that they want to make custom
brand condoms so they could make Dave Ryan in the Morning Show condoms. And
I considered it, but I'd said, nah, I'm not going to have
like my own condoms because I don't know, just doesn't really feel like it's
on our brand. Charis writes in Hello Dave Bailey vont did cherise regular staff
writer. I wanted to say, although I'm sad to see Drake go,
I do love listening to Bailey and vont and I will never stop listening to
my favorite morning show no matter what changes happened, because I know Dave will
have a good show. Thank you, I really appreciate that. I just
wanted Bailey to know that I too, have never had one birthday party as
a child. Actually, I don't think I've had one as an adult either.
As an adult, I usually just go out with my best friend to
the Chippendale Show in Vegas. When I lived there from twenty three to twenty
twelve, I used to go with my mom, by the way, sadly
she passed in twenty twelve. I now live here in Minnesota since twenty sixteen,
but I've flown back to Vegas any chance I could to get with my
best friend and see the Chippendale Show. But just once, I would love
to experience an actual birthday party. My birthday is September twenty third, by
the way, only four days after your Bailey, so maybe we can celebrate
together. And by the way, I think thirty minutes is the perfect amount
of time for the podcast. I'm going to check the time right now.
We're only at about seven or eight minutes right now, so we got a
ways to go. But like I said, weird day to day. I
hope you're okay with it because you don't really get a choice that it's just
me today. I don't like it. I want to have somebody to banter
with. I'm lonely. Don't use my name. Please is the next email
I had to write into the chance of being in Minnesota. Goodbye being longer.
I would absolutely love our long podcast, but I feel that's too much
of your time to ask for after the morning show. Please please extend to
twenty five to thirty minutes. Maybe you can do longer podcasts on occasion when
you have extra content. Here are a couple of unsolicited opinions from recent things
on the show or podcast. Sorry if I've already if you've already talked about
it and I missed it. I love the new two word game that you
play. I absolutely suck at it. But it's like the before and after
Wheel of Fortune puzzles. We need Jenny versus Bailey without taking turns. Just
jump in with the answer because they're both quick and competitive. That's the one
where we say, Okay, name an actor who is in Back to the
Future Michael J. Fox. Now, name a children's book about an animal
that is with a like a Bassett has Fox in the hound, so it
would be Michael J. Fox and the hound would be the solution. Does
that make sense? I like that game. Bailey brought that to the show,
and I really like that Both Bailey and Vaughn have such fun energy.
I hate change, but they fit right in, like the rest of the
people I've loved in the show that have left. Lastly, Dave, let's
circle back to your Miss Rachel comments, I didn't mean to watch this,
but the girls, Allison's kids were over three and one and they were watching
Miss Rachel and I said, this is the most low budget show ever.
And I guess it started with a woman doing it in her a living room
during the pandemic, and it's taken off and it's gotten huge. She goes
on to say, not my choice of an entertaining kid show, but my
two and three year old have learned so much from watching her. All the
sign language they so let her in, number recognition, a recognition, and
an incredible improvement of speech is from her. I believe she was teaching toddler
classes before COVID and only made the YouTube videos for kids and parents stuck at
home to continue learning when everything was shut down. Makes sense anyway. Thanks
for all you do for being my only form of adult interaction daily as is
stay at home mom, laugh emoji, and please consider making the Minnesota Goodbye
longer. I think we're going to try to based on all the things that
we have talked about. Minnesota Goodbye is the next topic. Good Morning.
We recently traveled to Florida for spring break and I needed something to watch on
the plane. I kept hearing Dave talk about suits, so I downloaded a
few seasons. I just finished the first season. But what I found interesting
is that two of the main characters are named Harvey and Lewis. I've got
a six year old named Harvey and a ten year old named Lewis. I
was surprised nobody has mentioned that to me when I introduced my Harvey and Lewis.
That's funny, Rebecca says. Goes on to say, on our trip,
my ten year old Lewis told me that ducks have accents. I'd never
heard that one before, so I looked it up and found it's true.
Ducks in different regions have distinct quacking patterns unique to their area. Ducks in
the city have a louder, rougher quack because they have to shout above the
noise of the city, and ducks in the country make longer and more relaxed
sounds. Love Love, Love the Dave Bailey vant vibe. This week,
I think there will maybe be more of the Dave Bailey vant vibe, but
I don't really know. Cryptic all right, I'm gonna do one more and
I'm gonna save some of these for when Jenny gets back tomorrow because I'll be
honest with you, I am not as happy doing the podcast just with me
doesn't feel right. It feels, you know, weird. I don't mind
doing it by myself, and I'm comfortable talking because I really feel like I'm
talking to a person, like talking to you, But I have more fun
when it's with someone else. So we're probably gonna be a little bit short
today. The last one, you guys did it again on the show yesterday
you talked about a Goofy movie and whether or not they're all dogs or what.
And I literally just had the same conversation with my wife on Monday while
watching a Goofy movie. Goofy is a Dog? Max Is a dog.
I think power Line is a dog, and the girl that he had a
crush on was a dog too. Somebody said, no, Goofy's a cow,
and I said, no, Clara Bell is a cow. She is
a very seldom seen Disney character. And I don't even think she's like in
parades in Disney or really like you don't get to walk around and meet Clara
Bell the cow. But yeah, Goofy is a dog. Max is a
dog. Pluto is a dog. And of course the big silly question is
why does Pluto not talk but Goofy does. I believe I also heard that
Clara Belle is Max's mom, but I don't know if that's all true or
not. I don't think so. And that's from our friend Andrew in Ohio,
regular staff writer. So I'm going to stop there. So I'm going
to save some of these from when Jenny gets back, and I still would
love to hear from you. We had a lot more emails to get to.
There's a big stack that I'm not going to get to today, just
to you know, not to cut it short. We're still close to about
fifteen minutes, but I mean, go ahead and try doing a fifteen minute
podcast with nobody to talk to, and we'll see you tomorrow here on the
Minnesota Goodbye, Thanks for listening, Really appreciate you. You know, change
is one of those things where it's like, it's like getting a new car.
You've got a car that works fine, then all of a sudden it
starts running a little bit rough. But then you get a new car and
you're like, oh, I really like this. So maybe that's an analogy
for it. Maybe not. Send your emails to Ryan's show at kadiewb dot
dot com and we'll talk to you tomorrow