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H three Commander don't get super Leada, Maxwell Gibby, Welcome back everybody.

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It is our number three New Marrow
trace of Matt Connorton Unleashed and we are

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live from the studios of w m
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Inglorious, Manchester, New Hampshire on
Canal Street. Today is Saturday, June

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fifteenth, twenty twenty four. Jenny
is here of course with me as always,

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and we have some very special guests
here in studio with us. They

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are in town. They just played
last night at the Shaft Scine and this

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is the largest band physically speaking that
we've had in the studio. Green Jelly

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is here. Welcome everybody. Well, actually we are the world record holder

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of the largest band in music history. We have currently one thousand and sixty

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nine active members throughout the world.
My goodness. So how does that work?

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Like if somebody leaves, they never
truly leave. Well, how it

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works is I make a lot of
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, right,

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and I go to Walmart a lot
and I buy lots of loaves of bread

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and choosy mothers choose Jeff Okay,
I understand. So Bill Mann Speaker is

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here, of course. Well,
actually it's William Man Speaker. And I

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want to point out that the station
is named after me. W M n

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H. That is William Man Speaker, New Hampshire. Yes, so next

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time he announces this, I get
a dollar. Every time you say the

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radio station's name, I get a
dollar, which I keep. He's not

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lying. When I was first offered
a show here, I was told by

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management that it is a fact named
after you. Yes, yes, William

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Man Speaker, New Hampshire, ninety
five point three rock and roll potty station.

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Crap. Now I owe Gene Simmons
five bucks. Oh, Gene Simmons.

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I owe him so much money every
time. I can't even kiss a

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fan without paying him five dollars.
Well, did you pay him for introducing

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you in that video? I was
actually I did. I had to buy

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and this is this is serious.
I had to buy him twelve chocolate muffins.

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Yeah, Gene Simmons only eats the
top of the muffins. Just I'm

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just putting it out there. What
one time I had to go park his

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car and there there was muffin crumbs
everywhere. I'm like, this is not

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the god of thunder, this is
the god of donuts. Got a donuts

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in jelly rolls. I'm totally serious. The world gets weird when you're eating

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muffins with Gene Simmons. Yeah,
but anyways, Yes, the station is

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named after me. Yes, yes, congratulations, fire you owe me seven

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dollars. Okay, well i'll see
what I have. Great, and you've

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got the is this is this the
entire band, the entire current time.

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I mean it's a fraction of a
fraction of a fraction of the band,

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but yes, this is the current
band that we're out on tour with.

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Correct, okay, all right?
And which you can't see this at home?

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Oh well yes you can't, hie. Right now, there is eighty

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seven people in the station right now. Yes, yes, this is quite

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the None of us took showers,
right, that's all right. Hey it's

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and we were all eating peanut butter
and jelly sandwich. I had to get

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up at six am start making them. Yeah. Well that's uh that's very

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early. Yeah. Well you know
again, choosy mothers, choose you.

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Now, this isn't your first time
in Manchester. Oh no, I've been

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here a million times. And it's
funny because I never knew the name of

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the venue that we played it until
you just said it. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, I played there like seven
times. I had no idea what

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the name was. Yeah, Jesse
over there in the corner, he was

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there last night. Of course.
Hi, did you get hit in the

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head with a pool noodle? The
noodle was great. The hot dog hat

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was even better. Oh. I
did my best keep on the hat,

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especially while feeding the Calgary. Oh
is that you? Oh h you now

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have monkey Box Just so you know, the w m NH radio station is

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ground zero for the next pandemic.
Ladies and gentlemen, Monkey Box is coming

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your way. We mutated it from
the Juggalo flu. We were passing out.

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Oh, we were passing out the
whoop whoop whooping cough for a while.

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So everyone who comes to our show
that wears one of our costumes,

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you go home with some sort of
disease. Yeah. I really work for

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the CIA as an undercover agent.
My job is to spread disease across the

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world. Yeah. I single handedly
brought COVID to Wisconsin. Wow. And

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March of twenty twenty We had a
contest to see how many people are going

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to drink whiskey shots off my balls. Okay, no, no, no,

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no, no no no. We
we have we have beach balls.

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Okay, we have. I mean
you get, you get, you can

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you can vouch for that, right. We had beach balls, lots of

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beach balls, okay, and lots
of pool noodles. Okay, all right,

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And if you want to take them
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noodle to a different level, that's
up to you. I'm sure. Okay,

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it's twenty twenty four. You know
you were were using big boy words.

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And I want to point out I
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I that me personally, I identify
as a dog. Okay, and we

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brought my wife here today. Baby
girl is here the first uh dog member

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of Green Yellow. Yes you thought
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dog in his pocket. I have
to ask you something now. You just

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said you just said green jello,
yes green. Are you legally permitted to

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say hell no, I'm not legally
permitted to do anything. Everything I do

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is stolen. I've stolen the three
Little Pig song. It's really smoke on

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the water obviously. Uh, the
cow god is aces spades. Green Jello

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is actually ground up horsehoofs with green
dye. I stole that name also,

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and when they wanted to assume me, I instantly changed my name to green

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Chevrolet. Oh okay, they please, So I went for green xerox.

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Yeah, and you know the red
And now now nobody cares. Okay,

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it's thirty years later. Hey,
they're like green who Green Yello? And

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then every once in a while,
this guy with a beard will come up

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to me say, dude, I
remember yea the hell with Bill Cosby bru.

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I did leave the guy alone.
He's got enough problems. Man,

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you don't need only make that you
harassing him. Dude, you made them

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change the name. He has nothing
to do with that, that's right.

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I love pudding pops. By the
way, Yes, well good? Are

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you legally permitted to say that?
By old Geene Simmons? Another dollar?

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He owns putting pops? Did you
know that his owns pudding pops? Oh

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yeah, I do know. He's
trying to say wanta pudding pop? All

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days? I did not I did
not know. They didn't play that on

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the farewel Fare or four times they
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VIP experience. Yes, that's true. Of the meat and Green one hundred

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thousand dollars. You get to look
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don't know if you know this,
there is a green yellow Kiss connection here.

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Oh I we we actually did the
Green Jello did the Kiss reunion tour

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launch back in nineteen ninety six.
I didn't know that. Yes, the

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first time that Green or that Green
Jellow got back together, the first time

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Kiss got back together and put the
costumes in the makeup on were actually in

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my office. Really, Yes,
it was a very bizarre experience. And

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the best part of it is Doc
McGhee used to make them show up at

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eight in the morning and put on
the costumes and then wear them all day

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to five o'clock. So, you
know, for the first like month,

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it was like, oh, dude, man, fucking ge heck, oh

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heck, I got what did I
say? That said a bad word?

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I did? I said, Geene
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Kiss is my favorite fan. You
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I for a while was great that
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then all of a sudden it became
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Yeah yeah, yeah, yes,
Geene, yeah yeah yeah the chocolate

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muffins. All right, it doesn't
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ramble on because I will. Yes, we got an hour, oh one

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day, we're doing that. We're
doing the Kissery Union photo shoot. Right,

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it's a big, gigantic deal.
We rented a lion for some sort

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of unknown reason. Uh, Peter, Chris really didn't like that idea,

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Like, Peter, you gotta go
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the building. I don't you don't
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I don't know. But they brought
this big lion in. But either

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way, either way, Ace Freely
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showing up. They're all freaking out. Jean Simmons and Paul Stanley are like

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the mom and dad, right yeah, and they're like losing, Oh my

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god, where is he? Where's
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strolls in like five pm and they're
like, Ace, where you've been.

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He's like, ah, I don't
remember. And they're like, where's your

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car? They had just bottom a
brand new like Mustaine convertible and he takes

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a cab over. They're like,
where where's the car? Ace? I

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lent it to some striper. And
these are two men that you know,

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are sober in these elaborate costumes,
disciplining some drug guy that looks like a

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bum that strolled and I gave the
car it a striper, and so so

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whatever happens, blah blah blah.
Yeah, and it's now time for his

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photo shoot, and and Jean can't
fight his bill. He'll go find Ace,

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go find a God, God,
I did it again. This is

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sorry, I said, Oh heck, oh hell, it's our fault for

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not sorry that. He heck,
we should have put the shot collar on

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you. So either way, I'm
searching this whole whole building for Ace Freely.

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I'm like, oh god, why
how did my life become that they're

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gonna wrangle Ace Freely? And I
look everywhere, six thousand square feet.

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I can't find this guy. So
I go in the bathroom and oh,

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my god, you think that learning
about Santa Claus is fake and the Easter

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Bunny. Wait till you go into
the boy's bathroom and you see Ace Freely

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taking a poop and his costume is
hung over the little the door and all

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you can see is his silver boots
and the guy that's gotta hurry up his

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poop. Right, your photo shoot
is now right, So all the complaints

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that Paul and Jean have about him
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You know, it was wonderful to
see a Jean and Paul are definitely the

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mom and dad, and the other
two are definitely the children. Yeah,

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and it was great to be the
wrangler of the children. So anyways,

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Hi, Hey, do you want
to Bill? Do you want to introduce

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the rest of No, I'm just
gonna talk all night, all day,

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all right to the left of me, which you cannot see all the way

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from Hollywood, California. The man
who literally quit his job at Netflix.

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He was on the motor cycle club
series called The Mayans Really, and he

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was also a DJ at a strip
joint after named after a Motley Cruz song.

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Oh okay, he quit all that. Ladies and gentlemen, give it

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up for Jello Legosy Welcome, Welcome, Jello leg The club was actually in

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the Motley Crue video for Girls,
Girls Girl, Oh no kidding, Yeah,

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the seventh veil Oh wow. And
I actually played the hell at the

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Seventh Veil Wow. I played the
Seventh where I played the strip club that

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he was working at as Green Jello. Oh okay, and he was the

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DJ. Yes, And that's where
we first met. Where we met,

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And then about a year after that, I opened up for Green Jello oh

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okay. And then about a year
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No, yes, Oh so you've
been in the man a long time?

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Oh yeah, good four years now? Yeah? Okay, yeah, since

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New Year's Eve of twenty nineteen,
okay, okay, and only because one

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of our members was at his strip
club and it told him to join our

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band, and with no knowledge to
me, all of a sudden, he

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just shows up and I'm like,
Hi, who are yours? I'm playing

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guitar, like hello are you?
That was literally the green guy got hello

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who are you DJ? When that
girl was yeah, and then right next

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to him. This is this is
the most bizarre story of all for like

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eighty shows, I'm like, who
is this dude? He just kept showing

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up and I don't know who he
is because his name's Casper. So he

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decided to wear a ghost costume,
which what took me until last night to

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realize that's why he was wearing the
ghost costume because the name was Casper.

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But and that was on stage,
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And this, this random ghost would
show up randomly whatever show. I'm

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like, oh, this is really
freaking me out. But ladies and gentlemen,

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give it up for Casper. Welcome
and Casper builds drug stores in Canada.

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Yes, yes, yes, he
took off the day from building drug

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stores and he drove all away here
from Canada. Wow, yep, well

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welcome, thank you very much.
Well it's not that far from Canada,

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right, I mean we do border
Canada. Tell us tell us something that

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we don't know about plaster, Well
I don't even know what plaster is.

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Gypsy gypsyon no, nope, wow, I would not do not hire Casper

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to build your drug store at all. And right next to him, this

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is this is one of my favorite
stories. I get a random message on

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Facebook, which I do all the
time, and this guy says, hey,

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I live in Arkansas. Yeah,
can I join your band? And

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I'm like yeah sure. A week
later, this guy's knocking on my door

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in Los Angeles with his dog,
and I'm like, you're who, and

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he's like, I'm the guy that
drove here from Arkansas. And that was

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like three years ago. And since
then, him and that little wiener dog

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been following me everywhere. We're talking
like a hundred shows. Wherever I go,

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he's there. I'm at the walmart. There he is with his wiener

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dog. I'm at the hotel.
There he is in my bed with is

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wiener dog. And then you know, you know, we got drunks.

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Some things happened, and you know, and now I identify as a dog

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and I love baby girl. We're
getting married. He's having my puppies.

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Well that's uh that that's you know, we don't jump having my puppies.

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So before we go further, you're
a dog in love? A question though,

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yes, question. I'm getting the
impression as you're telling the story and

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I talk a lot, well that, well, that's good, that's what

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we do here. But I'm getting
the impression that all you have to do

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to join the band is show up
and oh yeah hockey, yeah, yes,

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yeah, yes, they're all these
people. I don't I don't even

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know the real names. Yeah,
I'm not kidded. Wow, we were

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checking in the hotel room the other
day, and they called them by some

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name, and I'm like, who
the who? Who is who is taylormanics

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right, it's just some sort of
like seventies show that we're watching or undercover

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detectives rolling it. I have no
idea. And so anyways, he shows

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up with with his dog and he's
been playing over one hundred shows with this.

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His name is seen Low Welcome.
We actually met him on tour with

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the Insane Clown Posse. Whoop whoop, yes, yes, woof, woof

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woof, shout us all the members
in the room, and ninety five point

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three for having us. Thank you, thank you, thank you, lok

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and baby Girl. Well, the
station is named after Bill, so we

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were kind of obligated. There we
go. Another dollar, Yeah yeah,

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jous. All right, so this
this is one of my favorite all time

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members and one of my favorite stories. Okay, now imagine this. It's

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the year two thousand and five and
American idol is at its height. Okay,

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and it really has nothing to do
with the story. But I had

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just sold my my rave club,
which we will not get into at all.

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Okay, Ah, so you know
that's why that's why I I'm home

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watching American Idol, That's why,
you know. So I'm just sitting home

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because I got time on my hand. And there's this three second like blip

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an American Idol of some weird man
wearing this gigantic, elaborate duct tape costume.

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And I just cut it out of
the blink of mylet. What the

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And I searched the internet and I
hunted this dude down and I recruited him

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into my band. In two thousand
and eight. He went on there,

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he sang some song they said,
blah blah blah, and Simon Cowell said,

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get that all away from me,
weirdo following me around and he created

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his own green yellow guar cover band
called Guello GW E LA in New Hampshire

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and yes, yep from originally from
Salem, Pracked Salem. We started out

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in Salem. Were still kind of
down there quite a bit. It's not

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loud enough. No, your mouth
like last night, didn't get it wayed

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out. Thanks, Yeah, go
for it. What I was trying to

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say now, I was was like
saying this grand thing and how we met

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at the American and we're local to
the New Hampshire Massachusetts area. Okay,

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okay, cool, you'll have to
bring them in. Oh by an incredible

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band, the only one who speaks, but it's good and not as much

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as Bill, not as much as
Bill not. But I've known him since

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two thousand and five when I hunted
him down, and then in two thousand

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and eight he joined our band and
he's got he's I don't know what,

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do you know? Best? Yes? Yes, really best friends, excellent

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and he all so went on tour
with us UH with the Insane Clown Posse,

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which was incredible. It was a
good run. In fact, was

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it here or is it Maine?
It was Maine, Maine and Ginos Yes,

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where Violent J came to the club
personally. We were on our way

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to the show and I got a
phone call from the from the promoter and

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he's like, hey, Violent J
is here to meet you guys, And

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I tell Bill and he's like Violent
Who. And we're like, oh,

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the Insane Clown Bossy And they met
there personally and he's like, so you

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got just guys all over the country
that know your music and it's like,

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yeah, he knows it, they
know it. And it was blown away

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and then next thing you know we're
on the Gathering of the Juggalos playing tours

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with with ICP. How many how
many dates did you do with them?

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I don't remember how many dates were
on the weekends. I want to say

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I did personally like ten or eleven
of them. Yeah, mostly mostly on

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the East Coast. Yeah, which
was really wonderful. Like he's a huge

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insane clown posse fan. Yeah,
I have no idea. Okay, I'm

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in my old little bunk. He's
aware of them, but he's not gonna

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at the time not going to recognize
land Jay or Shaggy too Dope by name.

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So we roll up he's Kurts Drive
and he rolls up and just like

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any day, there's some chubby,
bearded guy in the parking lot, you

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know, no clown paint, no
clo anxious to say hello, and he's

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rambling on about his clown band,
you know, and it's like Thursday to

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me. It's another bearded guy tell
me about his clown band. It happens

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with alarming it does. And he
invites me to his clown party out in

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the forest, and I'm like,
yes, sure's like the Gathering of the

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Juggles. I need you to come
out and call my brother and I'm like,

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yeah, yeah, sure your clown
part. So you know, he's

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excited about it. So I'm just
not excited at all. And I just

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post a little picture of me and
violent Jim or a violent pro you.

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So anyways, I I post this
little picture and then I call the number

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like the next day, and the
guy is so angry at me. Really,

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oh, he's pissed and well,
how dare you announce that you're playing

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at the gathering of the Juggalos before
us? And he just spreading me and

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I'm just like, just could I
just explain this? I said, this

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isn't the first time that a fat
bearded dude has approached me in a parking

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lot and asked me to play at
their clown festival in the wood. You

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gotta just they had pretty regular the
whole It was that, you know,

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the speaker phone, and it went
from this very like you know, you're

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in a lot of trouble to everybody
laughing. I'm like, I realized this

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is just Saturday to me, guys, and so they uh give me the

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the website and I pull it up
and I'm like, oh, I was

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like, damn, you're legit,
and they're like, yeah, we're waiting

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legited. So again this is you
know, uh angry Jim would say,

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our violent jay. Uh. He's
telling the other clown posse guy, you

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know, I want this band on
the bill. And and now again they're

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pissed at me, but they've they've
taken my clown excuse and they throw me

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like the show it starts Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Right.

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They put me on on Wednesday the
first night at three thirty in the morning.

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Oh yeah, oh wow, and
a tent on top of some gigantic

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hell of a hill, you know, up against one of their big guys,

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like what was that or something?
This was playing the main stage at

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the same time, and they put
all the Juggalos are gonna want to see?

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Yeah, so they gave me the
worst, worst, worst slot possible.

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Wow, and right before we play
some fucking juggalo that's tripping. What

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did I say? I got it? What did I say? I got

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it? Another f bart again?
Yeah, I caught it. I didn't

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even hear it that time. I
didn't hear it either. I didn't hear

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it the twenty other times. Well, either way, I saw some crazy

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there's some crazy juglo you know,
tripping at eighty pounds of mushrooms, randomly

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comes in the tent with his giant
fire extinguisher and smashes the little the whole

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like pa like the mixing council.
The sound Guy's like a long, super

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long story. Short. Place was
packed, and we broke out into complete

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anarchy. Uh. We brought a
hundred punk rock puppets and we dressed up

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everyone inside. The bill got the
juggalos to bring a picnic table from the

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picnic all surf across the table,
all the picnic tables, and they took

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off like the big wooden ones.
And we when we piled up, and

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we made like this mountain of wooden
picnic tables in which I'm on the top

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like screaming while all these punk rock
puppets are washing circle. And there was

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a moment of complete unclarity where I'm
like, let's set it on fire.

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Oh my god, no, no, no, I remembered the white snake

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incident close and off whatever. I'm
like enough, but it would have been

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a perfect time to set a bonfire
with me on the top and it all

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burning inside some sort of tent,
and God forsaken nowhere, Ohio, and

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right next to the guy from Guello, Ladies and gentlemen from Oklahoma, Kansas,

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the world champion pig wrestler herself.
Please give it up for Slim Jelly.

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Heyall, Slim Jelly welcome, Thank
you, thank you, guys not

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to be here. Jenny and I
are big wrestling fans, but I don't

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think we've seen the pig wrestling.
She wrestles a good pig. He is

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also the blue ribbon state champion pig
squealer. And if we all coat,

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that's just for the show. If
we coat, we can get her to

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talk like a pig, to come
out, talk like a pig, talk

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like a talk, talk like a
pig, talk like a pig, Ladies

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and gentlemen, Slim Jelly, little
peggy, little chiny baby pig, wow,

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getting not in here? All right? All right? And I know,

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I know we're in New Hampshire,
and I know that you cannot in

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any sort of marijuana here. So
if you're looking for some good drugs,

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we brought our own math dealer himself, Ladies and gentlemen, this guy's got

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enough three point one four one six
one seven pie to get you all give

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it up rems equations. Yeah,
but now you've got ah and you've got

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a a what do you call that
with the spinny things on top of the

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hat. This is basically where I
get all my power from all my mathematician

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power. This is a a beanie. It's a tripropeller beanie. Really.

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I noticed this morning it was actually
very windy outside and I had to brace

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myself to the van to make sure
I didn't I didn't fly away. Yes,

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yeah, all right, but I'm
here. I made it. And

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when it starts spinning like that,
he just starts spinning out equations. Really,

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yes, if you blow him hard
enough, you'll start spitting it A

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square plus B square squirt? Did
I say something? I don't even know

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if I said something right there?
As someone who's terrible at math, I'm

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very impressed. Thank you, Thank
you that you have three papellas versus the

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usual one enhances its abilities exactly.
I was hoping that we wouldn't actually say

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that on air, but now everyone
knows my secret. It's fine, though,

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this secret of three. Yes,
now, is this literally everybody who's

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on stage? I know you have
thousands, but is this literally everyone who

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was on stage last night. I
don't know where they are. I don't

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know what they look like. I
don't know. They just show up.

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They show up and it's best.
When the sound guy asked me how many

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people are in your bed, I'm
like, I don't know. Yeah,

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we have sent so many sound people
to therapy. This crying. I have

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this wonderful picture of the sound guy
crying in New Orleans. He's like ball,

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He's in a ball roll up in
the corner behind his mixer. Yeah.

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Like we're like middle of sound check
and they're going off to smoke a

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cigarette. They're just they all dressed
out up. Yeah, they're like how

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many guitars about? I think we
got seven tonight? Then like ten actually

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like ten come yeah, extra drummers? Oh yeah, well we sew up

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with three drummers. Got four drum
sets. This will be fun. That's

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so true. What's the most drums
that you've ever had? Four? Yeah?

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Yeah, yeah, wow, four
drums, twelve guitars, eight bass,

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and six singers. I think was
the most. Yeah, that was

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for Sweden Rock Festival. Oh okay, okay, do you do you ever

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have to like obviously a venue like
the shafskiing. There's only so much room,

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so then you have to Those are
the best. I love when they're

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like the stage is tiny and the
room is small because complete pandemonium just breaks

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out, toilet paper, beach balls, punk rock puppets, crowd stage band

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on the floor. Yeah, and
what I do before the show, Like

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people start showing up around eight o'clock, right, and I know that they're

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not home, so I go to
their homes and I break into their garage

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and I steal all of their holiday
lawn inflatables. And right now we got

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like eighty of them when we just
plug them in. We played this show

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in Buffalo and Oliver Lawn and Fatbles
kept blowing the power like huge festival,

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thousands of people and it's and it's
all depending on the ability to our twenty

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seven lawn inflatables. Right, they
didn't have this year, but it was

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just so perfect again, ruining the
lives of sound men across the world.

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Yes, that's what I do,
Yes, and I'm proud of it.

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Well, it's important to y It
is. It is because when a club

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is asked, what was your greatest
nightmare and they say green yellow, Yes,

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I know. My job is done. Is the sound guys with the

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horror stories of the night before?
Oh yes, yes, yeah, or

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like some other show they're like,
oh my god, it's crazy and it's

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like, yeah, you had it
easy tonight. There was only five guitar

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players as opposed to seventeen and we
put the fire out. Yeah yeah.

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They were like, oh man,
I got off lights. Don't have to

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renew my Xana subscription. That must
be the longest introduction to your band on

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the radio and w m N eight
more guys on the phone. That's all

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right, but yes, yes,
scene low A quick, a quick,

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small original story for Jelly and the
equations like when did they come in?

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When did they come in? Well? I was in Oklahoma at the Pig

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wrestling event, and just the way
that she was, you know, wrestling

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that pig, I I knew you
knew. He knew I was a musician

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by how good I was at I
knew she was a great magician. Yeah,

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I will say, just really quickly. I also front a band called

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thinky Flesh. That's right, thinky
Flesh, and you can find us wherever

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you find yourself because it is in
your head. Yes. So so what

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what I do is I basic glee. I lie to these strangers that I

406
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,280
find in the walmart, and I
promise them fame and fortune and a peanut

407
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:14,239
butter and jelly sandwich. I will
say I never did get that peanut butter

408
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:19,239
and jelly sandwich. He keeps talking
about, keeps talking about, and then

409
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:25,199
I don't eat peanut butter and jelly. There's meat. He can don't eat

410
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:29,760
meat. I got air for breakfast. Oh yeah, well it's not good.

411
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,519
And I'm on the air right now. Oh my mind is blown.

412
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:42,920
We're on the air. Where you
are eating air? Where are you playing

413
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,679
tonight? You're you're God, No, I don't know are playing here.

414
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:51,880
I believe you're. I believe you're
in Vermont, this evening Vermont. I

415
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,440
like that. I like that night. I like that name Vermont. Hopefully

416
00:36:54,480 --> 00:37:04,679
the off my listening for sound guy
in Vermont were coming for you to nights.

417
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,880
They do have a sound guy in
Vermont. Yet I understand it was

418
00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:15,440
the sound guy. They did,
not will. And the worst thing about

419
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:21,920
the sound guy, he's always trying
to pay me with the sound check.

420
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,960
Uh huh yeah. Then I tell
him I don't I don't have a bank.

421
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:30,360
I need I need cash on a
sound check, right, right,

422
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:35,480
They got to debate me about it. But I don't think the sound who

423
00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:39,239
who writes checks in twenty twenty four? Pretty rarely? I don't mean,

424
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:44,519
is it is it what it like? Is it like the like Apple pay?

425
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,360
But just through sound Well you gotta
understand too, Vermont, it's you

426
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,599
know, if you're in Vermont,
right, it's a little bit back because

427
00:37:50,639 --> 00:37:52,280
a lot of time, Yes,
yes, yes, you know, but

428
00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:58,800
when you're when you're when you're using
the sound check, yes, do you

429
00:37:59,079 --> 00:38:02,119
use your phone own to do it? You have to sign it? Does

430
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:06,599
Vermont let you cash a sound check? That's a good question, that's a

431
00:38:06,639 --> 00:38:10,679
good question. These we've just been
playing in all the wrong places. They

432
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:15,320
won't cast your sound check, No, no, they will not. And

433
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:23,920
the other day we broke an e
chord, uh huh, And I go

434
00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:30,079
to the Guitar Center and I say
I need an e chord yes, and

435
00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:32,480
they don't. They're looking at me
like like like I don't know what I'm

436
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:36,480
talking about. I would have just
played one for you and you'd be all

437
00:38:36,519 --> 00:38:38,840
sack played, Yeah, just play
the chord. What do you mean?

438
00:38:39,079 --> 00:38:42,440
Oh? You know? Like you
like you get the sound check. Why

439
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,519
would you play a chord you get
electrocuted? Yes, it's very dangerous.

440
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:54,800
That's the danger of now, I
get it. The danger. Yes,

441
00:38:55,280 --> 00:39:06,679
the danger fath episodes right the day, we gotta we gotta add danger to

442
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:15,440
the show, add some danger.
You're safe. Pool noodles everywhere, Yes,

443
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,559
I also go to all the towns
and I loot all the pool noodles.

444
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,639
Yes. So when you go later
on today or later on this month,

445
00:39:23,679 --> 00:39:28,559
when the heat gets a little a
little warmer, a little humid,

446
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,239
Yeah, and you're thinking yourself,
I'm going to go for a pool party.

447
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:36,480
You're gonna go the ninety nine cent
store to buy some pool noodles.

448
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:50,119
Nope, I bought all the pool
noodles in town. You know what,

449
00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:54,119
there's a funny story about that.
When you when you buy one hundred pool

450
00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:59,639
noodles, when you get three boxes
of pool noodles and you go up to

451
00:39:59,679 --> 00:40:07,320
that employee at the ninety nights at
store that don't give two hex job?

452
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:14,840
Who give a fudget? All you
pay for like four? Yeah? Yeah,

453
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,280
I'm not kidding. They did you
You could get it. They didn't

454
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,760
care. I can actually see how
that would happen. Yes, they don't.

455
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,519
They're not because they're not gonna scan
everyone. They're like, I'm getting

456
00:40:24,599 --> 00:40:29,639
minimum waves. I'm not scanning one
hundred noodles. They were annoyed when they

457
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:34,119
had to break their cigarette break to
come inside. Watch the guy walk around

458
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:37,599
with his dirt bag buddies, What
is up with that every time they go

459
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:43,599
to the dollar store that they're smoking
outside? Right, we're not talking cigarettes

460
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:49,199
either. You would expect that we
that we either math math. They're smoking

461
00:40:50,119 --> 00:40:53,639
a lot of math at the night
math. You would expect happy, healthy

462
00:40:53,679 --> 00:40:59,480
employees at the at the Yeah,
they set they're out there. Uh,

463
00:41:00,119 --> 00:41:09,199
you said store, do the mask, do the math. That's the new

464
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:15,639
slogan for ninety nine cent store.
He's supposed to do the math. You

465
00:41:15,199 --> 00:41:19,440
I provide the ma. How you
provide the mask? Everyone else does the

466
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:24,880
mask math? Right, right,
he's got some clean math. Do you

467
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:36,440
do the accounting for that? Accounts
for yourself? And then what happens after

468
00:41:36,559 --> 00:41:54,400
Vermont Granton granted this tour? What
idiot routed this tour? Why would you

469
00:41:54,440 --> 00:42:05,159
go from yeah, never, Yeah, we're gonna get to see some cool

470
00:42:05,199 --> 00:42:07,920
trees on the at least we're not
going to New York to Washington, Washington

471
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:12,599
State. Oh yeah, March March
of twenty twenty four, we went to

472
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:16,679
Florida, and then the next weekend
was Arizona, Arizona, newx which we

473
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:22,119
started in California. And the next
weekend was New York, New York State,

474
00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:25,519
and then the weekend after that was
Washington State. Oh wow, we

475
00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:31,079
are all four corner of the states
of America. My jell was the whole

476
00:42:31,079 --> 00:42:38,760
way and se listen to this,
yes, listen to this. New York

477
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:49,559
City right, New York State,
Washington, Washington is underneath New York.

478
00:42:50,039 --> 00:42:59,480
Washington is under New York. Yes, it is not my fault. Two

479
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:07,519
h Washington put on the other side
of the country. Well, I mean,

480
00:43:07,559 --> 00:43:10,360
technically, you're right, it's not
your fault that is. That's no,

481
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:15,760
is not it's not his fault that
they did. Susan B. Anthony,

482
00:43:16,599 --> 00:43:22,880
Susan B. Anthony, this is
your fault because DC's not a state.

483
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:28,440
So I'm not giving you that one. No, it's not a state.

484
00:43:28,559 --> 00:43:31,000
I didn't know the states had a
territory. Washington, d C is

485
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:40,039
inside the state of MARYLANDINAI so is
that your excuse for starting us in Florida?

486
00:43:40,039 --> 00:43:45,679
Because there's a Hollywood, Florida.
You forgot what from? It's not

487
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:53,760
you bringing this up again, Hollywood, Florida, Hollywood, California, not

488
00:43:54,199 --> 00:44:00,960
my fault. Springfield, Missouri,
Springfield, Michigan. In Springfield, North

489
00:44:01,039 --> 00:44:07,360
Dakota, Springfield, California. Are
we gonna do a Springfield Field, Ohio?

490
00:44:08,199 --> 00:44:14,800
Springfield, Massachusetts? No spring seat
only? Case closed. There's a

491
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,280
lot of Manchester's. You could go
to Manchester, England. After this is

492
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:25,480
the Springfields. We're onto something here. See Illuminadi is all I got to

493
00:44:25,639 --> 00:44:31,159
say. It was the Aliens.
It's all the and new noakis falls.

494
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:37,280
Do you have a song about that? Addressing that we do not speak of

495
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:42,199
the noke? Okay, but we
did just release a new song just in

496
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,719
March. Yeah, Bill didn't know
about it. We did it without him.

497
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,400
We put out a new music video
and a new song. It's called

498
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,719
Murder Train. Am I allowed to
say that word on the Yeah? He

499
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:55,400
is all about all. He was
in the recording studio saying all, yeah,

500
00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:00,199
pictures, we have video, we
have the proof. We turned and

501
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:05,360
on yeah, and it's an excellent
song. Our drummer Equations wrote the song.

502
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,519
Me and Equations did the music video. Go check it out. It's

503
00:45:07,519 --> 00:45:10,880
on YouTube, it's on Spotify,
it's on Apple Music, it's everywhere.

504
00:45:12,039 --> 00:45:14,079
We did, Bill, we did, indeed, and you you were right

505
00:45:14,119 --> 00:45:16,400
there with us. Yeah, we
were holding your hand, we were patting

506
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:20,280
you on the bat. Yeah,
we gave you an extra serving of yogurt

507
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:30,519
that day. Well, I did
watch the video. I enjoyed it very

508
00:45:30,559 --> 00:45:32,760
much. And so that's the newest
single. That's the newest single. Well,

509
00:45:34,199 --> 00:45:38,119
it just so happens someone may have
taken the initiative to create a radio

510
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:44,239
edit of it. Then we could
play someone so much for this song that

511
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,159
they're telling me about. Yes,
we might, really, we might hear

512
00:45:47,199 --> 00:45:54,159
that at the end of the show. Yes, yes, that person could.

513
00:45:55,599 --> 00:45:59,920
I think he actually made a couple
of radio really I did. Yeah,

514
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:06,960
three times, we won't. We
edited out the entire song to say

515
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,079
that word, the word. Yes, you can say murder, yes,

516
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:16,119
man speaker, not that word.
You have to watch it about the adult

517
00:46:16,679 --> 00:46:22,519
because it is yes, yes,
Saturday mornings, oh gosh morning, certain

518
00:46:22,559 --> 00:46:25,920
words like that. Super Saturday people. People listen to us while they watch

519
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:43,079
their Saturday Saturday, Saturday Saturdayay Saturday
Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday says all right,

520
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:51,679
I'm in the band five just got
a thousand and seventy. We just have

521
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:59,199
to follow them to her mind and
literally you have to make the checks payable

522
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,639
to Jean sim They have to be
sound checks. Yes, sound check.

523
00:47:07,079 --> 00:47:14,119
Wow, I've got that sound check
like like a like a like a bank

524
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:22,800
check. Right. Wow, I'm
just making sure I have that. Is

525
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:27,559
I do? Oh no, they
have no idea. They can't even write

526
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:31,679
with pencils. My wife doesn't even
know what a dial phone is. No,

527
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:38,199
I'm serious, you have no idea
what is? But I'm her age.

528
00:47:39,039 --> 00:47:43,000
That's why. Yeah, really,
yes, I didn't know that.

529
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,599
The age of not knowing a dial
phone. No, no, I know

530
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:49,000
one, no one, But I'm
the I'm the same age. I'm close

531
00:47:49,119 --> 00:47:54,320
enough from Oklahomaka. They're a little
bit of really, you know, they

532
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:59,559
don't teach us things. They don't
do that. I want to point out,

533
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,320
I'm I don't mean to interrupt,
but I am. I want to

534
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:07,039
point out that SLIM can change and
transmission. Oh, it's an alternator.

535
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:12,400
Oh wow, without a toolbox.
I had a toolbox on the side of

536
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:17,360
the road in the middle of Texas. Really really and under including ordering the

537
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:21,760
parts. It was under ten hours. I don't really believe you. I'm

538
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,639
the mechanical one. Yeah, it's
true. It's one hundred percent true.

539
00:48:23,639 --> 00:48:29,440
I've done a lot of Yeah store
near there. It was actually and I

540
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,360
don't know if I'm allowed to I'm
not sponsored, but O'Reilly is my favorite

541
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,840
auto bar store. They are the
thing about O'Reilly. The other one,

542
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:39,440
the orange one, but I'm not
gonna name. The people are not very

543
00:48:39,519 --> 00:48:43,320
nice to you if you're a woman, but at O'Reilly they love you if

544
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,800
you're a woman. Really, that's
true. Yeah, you go in there

545
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,280
and they like act like you don't
know what you're talking about, and I'm

546
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,480
like, sir, I know more
about cars than you. You work at

547
00:48:51,519 --> 00:48:55,719
this store. I do the thing. Wow, o'reiley the orange sponsor,

548
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,960
not the orange one, the orange
red one. You don't go to the

549
00:49:00,039 --> 00:49:09,440
car bar store. You don't go
to the car I got home bow do

550
00:49:09,559 --> 00:49:20,880
I win? Cars are all broken? This is not the location puts we

551
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,920
are. We are running out of
time. Do you want to make sure

552
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:30,280
in hours you got through? Was
the introduction. This has been fun.

553
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,280
I wish we had more time,
but I do want to make sure to

554
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,840
we get in the radio edit of
Murder Train, which yes, I will

555
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,360
send you and you got a promise
to come back the next time you're in

556
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:44,199
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes
wait wait before yes we we we just

557
00:49:44,559 --> 00:49:49,599
got a new documentary out. Oh
you do, yes, Vice dot com

558
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:55,280
I came and did a documentary on
us being the world's worst band. Yeah.

559
00:49:55,679 --> 00:50:00,960
So you can just go to a
Google or you YouTube and if you

560
00:50:00,079 --> 00:50:07,719
use these two keywords green Jello and
Vice va ic, it will show up.

561
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:13,800
And it's very short. It's about
ten minutes. There you go fourteen

562
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:21,960
minutes and you will never get that
time back. You will learn nothing correct.

563
00:50:22,159 --> 00:50:27,480
But it's a very interesting story and
it's definitely not what you think it

564
00:50:27,639 --> 00:50:30,559
is. They they found a unique
way of presenting it cool. So if

565
00:50:30,559 --> 00:50:36,719
you got the time, please look
on Green Jello, Vice and Google or

566
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,800
okay, can I do a quick
drop real quick? Absolutely? Okay,

567
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:43,079
tonight. If you want to travel, be totally worth it. But we're

568
00:50:43,119 --> 00:50:46,000
going to be in Burlington, Vermont
at the Higher Ground Green Jello. This

569
00:50:46,119 --> 00:50:51,239
is a scene lok hip hop slash
punk rock dash of that in there.

570
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,079
Tomorrow. I actually will be in
Manchester myself. I'll be at the Jewel

571
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:59,199
Music okay, right down the street. I'll do it solo show because I

572
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,800
book solo shows in between Green Jello
shows. Okay, before I started torn

573
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:07,639
with Green Jello, I've done my
hip hop thing and somehow I became an

574
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,880
arm growing out of the back of
Green Jello. Tonight in Burlington, Vermont

575
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:15,119
at the Higher Ground Green Jello,
and I'll be in town tomorrow if anyone's

576
00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:17,719
interested. Oh, very cool,
very cool. Yeah, this baby girl

577
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:23,159
have a statement before we go.
I would just like to point out too,

578
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,760
to all the listeners that Bill Mann
speaker is not wearing pants. No,

579
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:32,840
no, I got no pants on
it. You know where it is

580
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:40,159
summer. Don't make me do the
buffalo Bill we did. Just put the

581
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:47,400
lotion in the basket, all right, we gotta Jenny. You want to

582
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:54,920
plug your website before absolutely yeah,
now I totally do it. Check out

583
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,719
gen Coffee dot com, j E
N N C O F f e y

584
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,920
dot com. There's an up coming
press conference next week. More information coming

585
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:07,519
later today. Very good, very
good, Green Jello or Green Jelly you

586
00:52:07,599 --> 00:52:13,800
want it's thank you, thank you. This has been one of the most

587
00:52:14,159 --> 00:52:25,320
the mandel Okay, it was never
a band, It was never a Howie

588
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:31,440
Mandel saying elsewhere it wasn't even real. All right, we gotta go jell

589
00:52:31,599 --> 00:52:34,639
green Jelly. Thank you all so
much. This has been a lot of

590
00:52:34,679 --> 00:52:38,000
fun. Absolutely. By the way, has this been played on the radio

591
00:52:38,199 --> 00:52:44,760
Murder Train? I think this is
the first time it's ever been radio.

592
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:52,480
Yeah, we love the World.
Radio premieres here on the show so here,

593
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:58,039
all right here it is Murder Train, Green Jelly or green Jello.

594
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:21,400
America's top forty bottom forty go tuk
off, get your face, don't get

595
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:28,480
off track, fall a sweet,
do cocaine, take your station. Marri

596
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:45,679
frame, Morial tray, Rio train, Merrio train, Marri swap some track,

597
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:53,079
goy say don't don Marrier tray got
you drunk? Urges Dames her Padri

598
00:53:53,320 --> 00:54:04,519
frame case that dude, keep a
bang on your bad Carto fray not a

599
00:54:04,639 --> 00:54:14,880
card, not a way, not
no baro fray barough fray r tra bro

600
00:54:15,079 --> 00:54:27,360
tra or next gotta holly weird in
California here with it. Anything goes down

601
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:32,599
on the Burger train. You can
get tattoo and scores and drugs taking me.

602
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:38,119
But you're almost anything that that fire
is free. You can get on

603
00:54:38,679 --> 00:54:44,599
or what you can that will get
all the burger trade train. I'm saying,

604
00:54:45,719 --> 00:55:28,199
I'm saying track fright R time.
My name is Shemry. I play

605
00:55:28,519 --> 00:55:36,320
in the FAM's the greatest stamp of
rock group all across the land. Were

606
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:43,400
all bunch of scumbags and we don't
give a damn human fish hoge s here.

607
00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:50,559
It's what we are to damn well
you've gotten to say is show me

608
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:54,880
the rock and wall take it from
me. You will see I'm Jerry and

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the last grow up. You come
on down to the Hop Knot at one

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thousand Elm Street, Manchester's premiere Kraft
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more Trudy. We make our dough
fresh every day. We make a variety

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of styles of pretzels and serve Kraft
beer, cocktails and a few bottles of

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wine. We do the traditional pretzel
and we have multiple flavors for that.

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We also do stuffed pretzels, pretzeler
sandwiches, free dessert pretzels and pretzel knots.

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The Hop Knot in the Brady Sullivan
Plaza at one thousand Elm Street needs

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storage space. Look no further than
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Our indour units are climate controlled that
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moisture. Our facility is well lit
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the Morgan family for over twenty five
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Call us at six oh three six
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