All right, time to record the Minnesota goodbye. Yes, it is recorded,
is not live. It's a podcast, so of course it's recorded.
And here we go. Let's start off with one that says Minnesota goodbye.
Lovey show, listen all the time, have been for about twenty years Tuesday
Show. You were talking about what did you find in their apartment? So
you're dating somebody, go back to their apartment and it's like, oh,
I thought of one immediately. When I started dating a guy, obviously a
rebound guy. I told him I would help him clean his room. No
big deal, except I found a grocery bag full of homemade it says Fifee
devices. I'm not sure of what they mean by that. This is,
by the way, it's a woman Fifee devices. Let's read on inside.
I was mortified, but I threw the bag away like it was nothing.
Needless to say, that wasn't the biggest ick about this man. We only
lasted a month. He was a big meth head. That's from Kristen f
if. I just what our fife device isn't it says? Do you mean
what are Wi Fi devices? Yeah? Kind of sexual thing, yeah,
some sort of a kink. Yeah, I don't know what it is.
Kristian, You're gonna have to write us back and let us know what a
fiefee device is. So now we're all curious. I'm thinking some sort of
kinky something or other. But okay, let's see this one, says Dave.
It's interesting that you brought up the topic of comebacks on the podcast,
as today marks two years since I got divorced after an almost eight year marriage.
I can't say it was a bad marriage, but I lost myself along
the way, and I didn't realize it until I realized it. Toward the
end. I was so depressed that I felt suicidal and my self worth and
confidence were basically non existent. I'm happy to say that after a ton of
crime therapy, support from friends and family, finding a wonderful new partner,
and other things, I feel confident again. I put myself on the front
and burner more, and I use my voice more to advocate for myself and
what I need. Honestly, two years ago and some change ago, I
never would have imagined i'd be where I am today, especially mentally and emotionally.
Life is funny, right Fallon you mentioned the Phoenix rising, I've actually
debated getting that or a butterfly as my next tattoo due to how I've changed
for the better over the last couple of years. Jenny, I hope your
sister is doing well. Thank you all for being a bright light in my
day. I think it would be cool, so I lean more towards a
butterfly. But that's just my preference, So you do what you want to
do, all right. Next one, another one says, don't say my
name. Actually, I'm gonna skip her because she has written several times and
I don't think we're actually use that one. So they are a regular emailer
and they have Yeah, yeah, I definitely appreciate that. Don't care if
you use my name or not. I know this might be an old topic,
but it made me think of you guys. I listened to the Minnesota
Goodbye and the Show podcast on my way to work, and I thought i'd
finally email in and say hello to Dave and the crew. But anyway,
I was out doing errands and noticed a couple of sign and speaker systems.
A couple with a sign and a speaker system playing a violin outside of target.
Didn't think i'd see this scam, but I waved and kept about my
day. Made me wonder if they really needed help or not. Sneaky picture
because I stopped to type this before forgetting to send it in. She says,
sneaky picture. Oh, I see she attached a picture. Let me
zoom in and describe this to you. Okay, Yeah, they look like
a young couple. They've got some equipment set up there and it looks like
she is. Yeah, I mean you would fall for it. And the
next Minnesota Goodbye email to Ryan Show at Katie dot Com says, hope you're
doing well. I've been listening for twenty five years. I was recently diagnosed
with autism at the age of thirty eight. Wow, I feel like I've
heard more and more people being diagnosed later in life. Yeah, your show,
especially the quick hit of the Minnesota Goodbye, actually like a warm,
calming blanket to my spicy brain and can call down an anxiety spiral. It
doesn't matter what mix of you happened to be hosting that day. Listening snaps
my brain back to a calm place. I really appreciate all the hard work
you do and wanted to let you know how much it helps. Thank you
from Kristen. Well, thank you, Kristen. Yeah, I wonder what
symptoms or what it would be like to have autism at thirty eight years old.
What were the symptoms that made Kristen go in or have her family go
Kristen, you should go and get checked out. Well, she described it
just even in that her spicy brain, So there must be a lot going
on. But I bet it made her feel finally like, oh my god,
it's so I bet she was so happy to finally get a diagnosis to
understand, because that's what I hear from so many people, like with people
acknowledging that more and more because I didn't. I had never heard of that
when I was growing up, you know what I mean? Like I feel
like add and ADHD had just started kind of when I was growing up that
people were talking about that. Definitely hadn't heard of autism growing up. And
now I feel like so a lot of those people are getting diagnosed older,
and I felt like they feel finally like relief, like they finally understand what's
going on. I heard you all talking about what you overcame on the podcast
today, and I wanted to share mine. I graduated high school in twenty
eleven and I went to a religious college. After I first my first semester,
I became very ill with an eating disorder and I was asked to leave
as the college didn't have the resources to help me at the time. I
came home, I landed an adult job, and I had troubles dealing with
food, unfortunately alcohol too. My mom really helped and encouraged me to get
healthy and go back to college. Unfortunately, she unexpectedly passed before I could
Holy buckets. After grieving her death and getting sober, I'm now thirty years
old and entering my final year of college. I'm on track to graduate next
spring in surgical technology. I turned my life completely around and came back from
a complete mess. Thank you for giving me opportunity to share my story.
I don't know what I do without the Morning Show to get me through the
day and the Minnesota Goodbye to get me through. I work out. Love
y'all. And her name is Aaron, she said, because y'all can know
my name. L L. Yeah, we were talking to yesterday about we
started with Kevin Spacey about how Kevin Spacey's wants to make a comeback, and
we said, well, whether you're rooting for Kevin Spacey. Let's forget about
Kevin Spacey. Let's make it about you. And what did you come back
from? This one is long, and I I'm gonna be real honest with
you. I'm gonna stay away from some of the longer emails because there's there's
just I think that sometimes we do the same thing when we write an email,
or even sometimes when we talk on the radio, we lose track of
how long we've talked. And I think that, you know, some some
emails are necessarily long, but I think some emails are therapeutic. I have
a friend who leaves me. Do you know what a Marco polo is?
I use them quite a bit. I mean I only know because of you.
I've never used it. Marco polo it is basically it's a video text
message. So I would record a Marco polo it's an app and I would
be like, hey, fallon, it's Dave. I just sitting here,
got Josie clip. I want to show you Josie. Josie, come say
hi, all right, have a good day, see tomorrow at work,
and then I would hit send and it would it would sit in your app
waiting for you to watch it. Then you would watch it and go,
oh, Josie looks really cute. Okay, have a good day. See
tomorrow at work. And then I would watch it when I when I wanted
to. So it's not FaceTime, it's a text message app. So a
friend of mine lives in Ohio. I used to date her thirty five years
ago. I haven't seen her in thirty five years, and she is in
a moderately unhappy marriage, and she's got a kid about Carson's age. So
she will send me a Marco polo that goes eighteen minutes long. Wow,
eighteen fucking minutes, and I don't I don't want to listen to her.
Basically, she's not even talking to me. She's talking to herself therapists.
I feel like I am, and she'll be like, oh, she'll go
on and on and on, and I don't criticize her. I don't say,
and don't leave me such long Marco polos. I don't want to hear
them because sometimes I just fast forward, and I'm honestly, sometimes I skip
them. I look at the timestamp to see how long it is before I
watch it. It's eighteen minutes long. I'll skip through a little bit anyway.
So I'm going to start asking to not do long emails because I think
sometimes, like I said, I would do the same thing. Tell me
whether you what you think of that idea, because a lot of time we
read a long email and it's it's not as powerful as sometimes a shorter email.
What do you guys think I think? I mean, I think it's
fine. I think I think you've said that a lot actually on the podcast.
This isn't like the first time, and people still keep sitting, So
I think you're right. I think that it must be therapeutic. So I
don't think it's going to stop by us saying that. Um I don't,
but I don't think it hurts to say it. Okay, I will say,
I just got one here that I'm gonna read part of it, and
it is entertaining. Their name is Damante, and I'm just looking about how
they were chopping up a bunch of halapenos and they needed a pee, they
didn't wash their hands. Their balls caught on fire, and so we thought
I had an STD or something until it dawned on me that it was halapino
juice on my balls. I soaked a few paper towels in cold water,
put them on my balls, and went back to work. It hurt pretty
bad for like twenty minutes. Llol, have a nice weekend all now,
see Davante, I your email could have been shortened to just that part,
so I didn't want to. I wouldn't want to skip your email and miss
the balls in Halapino Juice. I'm actually naming the episode balls on Fire,
so I think that's a good idea. So Davante, thank you for the
email. And that's it. Hey, listen, I love the fact that
you send emails. If you listen to the show enough and you are a
big enough supporter of the show to send an email, I love you for
that. So I want to be able to read your email, I guess
is what I'm saying, and the longer ones are going to get kind of
pushed aside a little bit. So have a great weekend. We will see
you next time on the Minnesota. Goodbye.