This is the downbeat on ninety seven one the freak. All right, we
have to follow up, not speaking from personal experience, but from a friend
who swings. It's usually a same room swap where they swap couples and it
all happens in the same room. Lots of rules apply, It's discussed prior
to any activity, so you got to be in the same room while Donald
Sutherland's yeah tag team, yeah, doing stuff on that policy that he signed
up for. You know, I guess different policies were. Someone said make
Idris Elba Frankenstein's monster with JJ be on board. Hell, yes, we
need Frankenstein to make a comeback, hot Frankenstein. We got room for it.
Uh yeah again, thanks for the questions. Thanks for all the questions
from the ladies. Have a lot of good stuff. All Right, it's
Mikey and Danny and Steve today. Uh scroll, let's just get ready to
it. Yeah. I'm a little hot, mom, acquiesced. Sorry,
not your fancy dress. Your white guy better hot. You gotta get the
hot mama. You're gonna clean it all out with trustee, hot mom hot.
Another girl says, I use magnetic liner for my lashes. Is that
something magnetic liner. Never heard of that, and then I don't miss I
don't do eyelashes though, so I don't know all the tricks in the trades.
Yeah, so that's pretty cool. I mean there's new innovative ways every
day. That's like an eyeliner that you paint where you would normally put eyeliner
and it's got a metal paint and then you magnet onto that. That sounds
awesome. Magnet no glue. So much as we go to for y'all,
y'all don't understand. Y'all ain't doing it for us. Y'all are doing it
for each other. Yea, and we're catches. You should do nice things
for us, Okay, I don't. They would just wear those wax lips,
the red ones. Yeah, you just hold hold it between your teeth,
a little flap and then it's good enough to get through the photo.
Basically a walking Rolling Stones logo. They announced their tour by the way,
they are they coming to Dallas. Nope, not on this leg. They
are not coming to Dallas. They're kicking it off in Htown though, yup,
Houston in April of next year. I think, uh ho, mop
this is where you leave talkbacks be the iHeartRadio app. There's a little microphone,
the talkback microphone. You can react to the show, answer questions,
whatever you want, whatever's on your mind. Shoot, hey, boys,
even though he's on vacation, Kevy is plumbing much like Henry Lewis, Tanya
Harding and j R. Smith meets you at two am. If you're trying
to get that pipe. More importantly, boys, we're four days away from
Survivor series. That's a Thanksgiving tradition like any other. Steve, I've always
heard you can get a good look at a turkey by taking a peek up
Chef X's ass, But it's easier just to put your pecker in some bubble
water. Well, Sean bass Lee, Harvey Oswald of Dallas Radio Ratings,
Happy Thanksgiving, boys, I love your buns. WHOA my word? Lloyd?
Very dense as always. Jesus, it's like a fruitcake with that guy.
Seriously, you cut that open and you don't even know what's in it.
Are you ready for a summer slam, Steve, I'm not ready for
summer. No, I need to get prepared. Four days. Summer is
like eight months away. Oh no, so is not Summerslime when I screwed
up. Oh, what is it Survivor Series? Oh okay, Oh that
I'm ready for that, of course. I mean, of course I'm ready
for Survivor Series. Absolutely. I got my stadium Pretzel Bowl. Steve name
one wrestler involved in a Survivor series this year. Hulk Hogan's son, yep,
Greg, Greg Hogan. No, didn't you just get arrested Hulk Hogan.
Yeah, his son for I don't know, like back child support or
something something country. I can't keep up with all the headlines. I can't
tell if it's d UI or hitting someone or what. I just googled Hulk
Hogan and it's just the pictures that come up. And then to think that,
I don't know, how's this dude one of the most famous dudes.
You know, he's just wearing a sleeveless thing, he's got his bandana on,
he's flexing. He's Hulk Hogan. Yeah, d Ui in Florida.
He the son of Hulk Hogan. I'm from Florida. I know. His
name's Nick Hogan. Yeah. And then his daughter Brooke briefly engaged to former
Cowboys center Phil Costa's right, and then when Phil Costa lost his starting job.
They called it off and she's like, I'm Hulk Hogan's kid. I
ain't Marrion' some backup center. You better than this? All right? Well,
thank you, Brodie. I hope uh Gunther chops the living hell out
of everybody in sight this Thanksgiving? Didn't Headbanger's Ball have a history of flight
montage in the eighties? Oh? Was that when Matt Pinfield would is he
the Headbanger's Ball guy? How do you even know? I don't know,
I don't know. Yeah, and they're open then like all this chaotic black
and white footage like a visual torture video. Yeah, and I think there
was a montage of early flight attempt It makes sense for MTV they had the
Spaceship guy. You're like, all right, threw some some flight montages.
Very possible. Matt Penfield, I remember ball guy. I do he's still
was he head Banger's Ball or No, who's the I think he was the
other guy. It's not Casey case With It's something Adam Curry. No,
Ricky rack Yes, Ricky that's who I'm thinking. Yeah, and he kind
of looked like all of the second guitarists in those bands. It is girl
yielders. I was listening earlier. He was talking about me and Hali Bear.
I just want to say, had it bear? Wait? You should
have a squirrel tasty as mustard can be, and I love a freak.
Well, thanks Carl, that's real sweet. I've still never seen sling Blade.
Never seen it. Yeah, don't movie shame you love it though?
Right? I love it? No? No, it's you know what it's
It's got its place in our movie cultural history. It was time and place
and that movie was very popular. And you go back and watch it now
does it hold up? I don't know, but at the time it was
the talk of the town man. Okay, it was really good. It
won a lot of stuff. Did Best Screenplay did he not? Oh?
He didn't win. Did he win Best Oh he did win Best Act.
No he didn't know. He didn't think he did. I think he did.
He write that film. Yes, he won the Best Screenplay, but
he was nominated for Best Actor. He didn't win it that year. Yeah.
I never saw it. But Dwight Yoakum is great in it. John
Ritter was great and John Ritter there you go. Yep, that's good.
You should watch it. Why don't we have a sling blade watching party?
Sure? Why not? Hey guys, this is Daniel from Marlington. I
just want to thank Danny Bayliss for introducing me into reverse basketball. Thanks to
you, I've broken two backboards, I'm pretty sure i got a grade two
spring on my ankle, and I'm no longer allowed in the YMCA, although
that's unrelated. Yeah, anyways, love the show weird. Did you see
the video that Kevio sent? Yes, that showed reverse basketball like in action.
Yes, well it looks very unsafe. Yeah, but a little.
Do you know what reverse basketball is, Steve? That sounds familiar. I
might have missed this setup. It was a pole and you duct tape a
basketball to the pole, and then you throw a backboard and rim at the
basketball and try to get the rim to stick on the all that makes so
much more sense. How they miss that lay up? And you have to
be incredibly strong to dribble. Yeah, it makes dribbling damn near impossible.
Yeah. Why did see video? Guy shooting and scoring? Very dangerous.
I just got to get rid of that wood floor. You know they'll make
better. Don't adapt with the time, you know, I love that the
league is always looking to at certain areas to improve and evolve with the sport
and reverse basketball, there's no exception. The NBA is doing the mid season
tournament, so maybe one game a year you have to play reverse basketball.
Yes, unroller blades. Hey, I'd like to thank JJ for the picture
of Miles Garrett. That's just the motivation I need to give up here do
anything that was Mouse Garrett. I just share the love. Yeah you did,
you do just across the board. Give up? Quit, seriously quit.
You do get to a certain age where you just start looking at all
these dudes and you're like, yeah, I'm done. I am done.
As you're pulling in a planet fitness to jump on the treadmill for twenty minutes,
if you're look okay, forget If you're forty seven and you're driving right
now, and there there's a chance that there's a listener he's forty seven years
old and he's like, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna get in shape,
I'm gonna keep it together. Watch the Miles Garrett video. As you're
driving in and you finish the Miles Garrett video, just go ahead and put
your car in reverse. Yep, back up, circle out of the parking
lot, and you see what's across Buckner right there, that's a lot of
burger. Yeah, that's where you need to go. You just drive through
there and they're gonna hand you handy. Uh huh. You don't have to
get out of your car much less throw weights around room or get on some
damn hamster treadmill and stretch. No, go, get a Hamburger. Yeah
instead, Yeah, no, You're never gonna look like Miles Garrett. Yeah,
but that's we're not We know we're not gonna like Miles Garrett. But
little Cardio get the heart beating. It's good for us forty seven year olds.
Hamburger, Hamburg, Hamburger right now. Good morning, guys. This
is Jacob from Montana driving. It's dark. Sun's just peeking up over the
mountains and going out spend time with my girlfriends and Thanksgiving and I'm spending it
listening to you guys zooming through the mountains and I just really appreciate it.
I love you. Grew up in Texas and you guys are one of the
major things I'm thankful for this year. So keep doing what you're doing.
Playboys and I love you goodbye, good lord? What kind is that?
I don't know if that was just sweetness or a suicide letter. Yeah,
he's having off a cliff. Yeah, and just right after he clicked it
full engine, rev and launch, there goes the cabriole over the cliff Montana.
Hi, are you over there in Livingston? Or he's not on the
phone, Missoula? Are you buy whitefish? He's not on the phone.
Do you just let your hands just automatically go to Google Maps when somebody just
throws out a location miles city or even I don't even think about that,
but your hands immediately just go to Google Maps the Flathead Reservation. Maybe you're
there, keep reading things off of your computer until he answers me, I'm
gonna keep reading. He's That was a recording of a person Conrad play another
one, Shelby Carl jail Rish again, he's going to like you know that?
You guys just talking about sweaters and jerseys. Halaberry was a sweater.
Jay Shaer was loved the show, throwing the love this show in. That's
how you get on. Yeah, it does work amazing all right anywhere sling
Lader Garland Richard c DFW's fastest man cracking off aluminum cans and the F one
car was an all time power move. Thank you for blessing us with that
audio. Boys, good lord, we're lucky to find that audio dig it
up. Maybe he'll be back, who knows, Yeah, maybe we're back
at Monaco next year. It'd be amazing circa of the Americans, he might
be a heavy favorite. Put a real Texan in there. They're gonna have
a lot of work to do to rebuild that car though, after he crashed
it through the Golden Nugget, after they crane it out of the Harrow's lobby,
was it Harrows? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fun. Speaking
of fun, Jeffkin, I too am distracted by tatas and aluminum cans popping
open when I drive around town. And you're not an ass hot hot hot.
You're not on a headset and talking about it with your crew chief.
Oh I am. You guys have crew chies, Creuchie, say your wife
as of the scanner in my head? What are you doing? You're talking
to me? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, uh, guys, I'm ready
for a show. I have been. I got up at five a m.
And I've put together so much content for the listener to just a beautiful
presentation. Nobody works harder than me the week of Thanksgiving that people don't know
about. I feel like he's ever amid with all of this words ever said
that sentence in their life. We always talk about things that have never had
and on the planet Earth, that sentence has gotta be one. No one's
ever worked as hard as I do during Thanksgiving. This short, the short
getaway week of Thanksgiving. You can tell just by driving on these city streets.
Everyone's working their ass off this week. This guy is mailing it in
so hard he's taking the mail in day off, which is tomorrow. Jesus
Christ, Tomorrow, You're gonna get nothing out of anybody in the entire country
he took that day off. Yeah, let me guarantee you both, all
three of you, all four of you. JJ's behind me. You guys
will get an unbelievable Ben and Skin show tomorrow at Rollertown Beer Works in Solina.
That's the brewery Ben and I are invested in with our balls. It
is seriously one of the most fun shows of the year. If you can
take your ass to Salina tomorrow during the lunchtime hour smoking Bone Barbecue. This
is uh have you guys? You guys read the other so you may have
never heard Ben's story the Gravy Gonna Set it Off. You know what's funny
is I've heard it once and I remember I loved it, and I've not
heard it since. And that was a long long time ago, and I
would almost like want to hire him to come on our show and tell the
story. But you guys every year do this annual telling, which is just
a beautiful tradition. Well, it's interesting because it has now. I mean,
I'm trying to think it's over a decade old. I know that I
don't remember the exact year. But when Ben and I were in between the
Old Station and the Eagle, we were in a non compete period and it
fell into Thanksgiving, and so we decided to go do the Gravy gol set
it off live. So we did one at Heim Barbecue out in Funky Town,
and then we did one at the Happiest Hour. We did two on
the same day, did the double dip, and that started the whole all
right, We've done it on the radio for like seven straight years, and
Ben always did a great job of keeping it fresh. I mean, if
you do the same story the same time every year and it's thirty minute story,
like, it's got a lot of details. But anyways, that started
the whole thing of all right, we're just gonna start doing it live now,
so we don't do it on the radio anymore. So come out to
the brewery and then after we get off the air, we drink a beer
and then Ben and I tell it live. I say, Ben and I
it's mostly Ben. I'm just kind of like writing shotgun throwing barbs. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, boy, I'm kind of like the greatest moment.
Yeah, that's me. Imagine having to listen to that story about that damn
boat that's sank on Lake Michigan for two straight decades every year. I get.
I get what you're saying, is that keep it thresh? No,
I'm like, I'm like jay Z in the greatest moment in music history when
he found himself on stage with Sir Paul, and then Sir Paul started doing
Yesterday and jay Z had nothing to do, so he started being the hype
many so he's going you, oh yeah, Yesterday, I mean, Paul
sing it. Terrible moment there's a billionaire on stage with Paul saying yeah during
Yesterday, why is this happening? So tomorrow Live, Tomorrow Live. It's
it's a lot of fun, man. Me and Ben always really enjoy Actually
don't even know. I've heard it once. I remember loving it, and
I don't know the story. I don't, so I do want to hear
it. It's fun. There are it does exist out there on the interweb.
Yeah, so we can send you a link, but we encourage everyone
to come. And at this point, I swear this is true. The
story culminates. I'm not giving anything away. The story culminates in a line,
why it's White's called the gravy guld set it off. And when we
get to that point in the story where Ben ends it with that line,
the whole crowd shouts it out along with him, like, yeah, it's
been going on for a decade. That's crez. I thought, I really
and truly thought, Danie'll tell you I've got all these great ideas I'll never
do I wanted to make. Did you guys ever see The Very Murray Christmas
on Netflix? Arry Murray? Yeah? No, check it out. It's
a Bill Murray Christmas special directed by Sophia Coppola. Oh wow, it's really
it's it's not great, but it's fun because it's Bill Murray and it's God.
Have you seen it, Steve? I did not watch it. I
remember when it came out. It's fun. It's only like an hour.
Phoenix is it? Phoenix? The band Phoenix is in it. There's a
really funny line where Bill Murray singing a song where he goes, you guys
are great. I think you're you guys should stick with it and you cook
too. What a great catch. But anyways, it's like a holiday special.
I wanted to do the Gravy Go and set it off as a one
hour holiday special that we filmed and had actors. I swear to god,
it would be an old school kind of bing Crosby thing. It would be
so great, all right, get David Bowie in there. Yeah, things,
little drummer by well Ben dress as Santa tomorrow. He will dress as
Turkey Satan. It's a character he's developed. Okay, It's kind of like
The Great Pumpkin. I love it. It's Turkey Satan, Turkey Satan.
Well. I don't know how many followers Turkey Satan has but real sat and
has two point five million on Twitter, and that today he's got more than
Montgomery Ward. I can tell you that much. One hundred and thirty five
is of last count. All Right, I have to go for some reason.
I'm going to pick up sandwiches for the Ben and Skin Show and Turkey
Tom bro I got you Turkey Tom, Turkey Tom's new character we're rolling out
today. Let me go get you sandwiches and I'll be back in a little
bit. Thank you Steve for jumping in with us. Appreciate it. Thank
you JJ. Thank you to all the talkbackers and callers that we had on
today. Daniel Bayless, Mike's Ferroy, I am gone tomorrow, KT is
back. Happy Thanksgiving one and all I mean and enjoy the Ben's Skin Show.
Love your buns,