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Hey, loser, your mom called
Jes said globe Globe won day. You'll

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be more haunted by those words than
I am. Why aren't you crying?

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I wish I could cry. Tears
would cleanse my soul. Oh, now

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you're very brief. Go ahead beat
me up. Maybe then I'll feel something.

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Whoa forefinger discount dude, Welcome to
forfigure discount where. This week we're

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going to be reviewing episode six of
season nineteen of The Simpsons. It is

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a little often Millie. I'm Dando, and I am going we correct.

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It's a Millhouse of a side.
What a shock. I certainly did not

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see that coming, But yeah,
we've got a mill House episode. I

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thought it is one of the more
enjoyable Millhouse episodes we've had in a while,

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because I liked seeing him as the
cool kid and not when he thinks

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he's cool. But is it still
a dog? It's no. People genuinely

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liked Millhouse. This is the first
time I've seen people actually like Millhouse,

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genuinely liked Millhouse or intrigued by him. Because this is a it's a one

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to eighty degree shift. We're our
favorite Dorcas Malocus, our favorite nerd what

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else point dexter? Poindexter the dud, that's dud. Don't you feel bad

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for someone whose actual surname is Poindexter? Is the people whose neck surname is

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that. There's an actor named Larry
Poindexter. I've seen him pop up in

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a few eighties movies, and he's
just an average, straight looking guy.

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He's got a fake Hollywood name.
No, well, why would you call

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yourself Larry Point? You're going to
be memorable, aren't you? That's true?

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It was that was stick? Did
you have like a He didn't have

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stick. He was just a guy, just a guy, Okay, Yeah,

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he just played like bureaucrats or diplomats. I saw him in a couple

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of action movies, and it was
usual the guy who said, hey,

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American ninja, they've got raids in
this country, what about the race of

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that little girl? Something like that? Actually no, no, he wasn't

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like he was like this. Actually
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a nothing like that. That was
the American ninja who was saying, what

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about the race that girl? He
was the guy who would he was the

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Walter Peck. He was the guy
who would try to keep people on the

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straight and narrow, so I guess
he was aptly named. But I blame

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young EMC for this that so I
do for many things. You know,

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standing on the wall like you were, pointdexter, suddenly everyone goes point texter.

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What a name the thing is?
Though whenever someone who grew up in

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the nineties, he's the word point
dexter. And I think at the Simpsons

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it feels like it's a word at
the Simpsons coin which I obviously didn't,

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but it just feels like it's associated
with the Simpsons. Point dex days the

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word. I'm going to do some
googling here, which is going to make

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for fascinating content, particularly if we're
talking or at the rate that you google

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things. P O no, G. Well, first of all, G

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double o G. Oh wait a
minute, I'm googling Google into Google.

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I remember the first time I showed
my mum Hayted have to type the full

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address. You can just type Google
and it would come up. She was

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like, what, I don't have
to type www htt bag lass. That

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changes everything. But as you said, being a child of the nineties,

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I was not a child of the
Nartis, and we're a child or even

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teenager of the eighties, and I'm
gonna think that there might have been a

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Poindexter in the movie Revenge of the
Nerds that would make sense. Was it

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this guy? Was it Walter Peck
whatever? You n't Pointdexter Revenge of the

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Nerds? Which one was he?
He was the guy with the red hair

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and the thin glasses. I haven't
seen those films for so long. I

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remember them peeping through the with the
hole in them? Was that Revenge of

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the Ners people through the who in
the shower saying you watched it now?

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And gay, I feel awkward watching
this At the time when I was a

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kid, I felt like, oh, this is funny now watching go,

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I'm a PERV. Before we had
canceled culture. Revenge of the Nerds was

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the first one to get canceled.
Was that really? Oh? I had

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a lot of people from the eighties
revisiting it a little later and go,

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these guys are sex criminals, sex
pests. Nerds absolutely, but also sex

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criminals, not pest criminals. There
was a legitimate sex crime in the movie.

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Yeah, not good. Yeah,
someone would actually get arrested and maybe

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he sent to jail for this.
We shall not be reviewing Revenge of the

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notes on the movie guys, we
don't have trouble with the no worries.

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Yeah, that's more youthful hydis.
We had enough trouble with youthful hyjienks compared

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to sexual crime. Then we didn't
enough trouble with American Pie. We were

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like, should he really be putting
the naked girl on the internet? That

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was I forgot how problematic that was, the fact that they didn't Actually,

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there's no repercussions for it. Everyone's
watching this shit getting naked and you just

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never hear anything of it again.
It's like, excuse me, what now?

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Please tune into the movie guys talking
about American Pie where we discussed this

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topic and I don't know, more
fun stuff. But yeah, but I

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didn't mind this episode. The b
plot right with Homer trying to work out

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Marge's eyes. I thought it was
fine for a B plot because at least

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he was still he was trying to
make the effort. I feel like in

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recent times he might have just gone, we'll screw you on going to Mo's

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and and then sort of later on
going because when she said I'm not going

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to let you see my eyes until
you guess he would have gone, skow

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you, I'm going to go to
Moe's later on, would have gone,

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oh you know what, I probably
should make an effort from the get go.

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Here. He just wanted to try
and make an effort. Yes,

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it felt very much like a traditional
sitcom b plot where there is nothing to

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accept, this misunderstand you can keep
coming back to it, and it just

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sort of kept the story fine.
Yeah, Yeah, she's going to hold

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a grudge justifiably. So. Yeah, although we'll talk about that in a

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second. And he's going to be
going through various stages of either trying to

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work it out or what's the point
or something like that. Did he have

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what's the point? Mom mate?
I think he did. Yeah, maybe

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he didn't. You're right. He
was more a lot disappointed in himself that

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he couldn't figure it out, or
frustrated with frustrated with himself. Yeah,

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and we've discussed recently. I'm not
sure what podcast it was. We do

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too many here for you just get
a network so many that you always forget

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your family's birthdays, right, Oh
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a bit more because you're looking at
your spouse more like every single day or

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every moment if you like, just
about. But still I can still buy

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into the fact that Homer might not
actually remember. Oh yeah, look,

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by this stage of the proceedings,
I know Lew's face as well as I

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know my own. Yeah, I
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are a lovely sort of copper chestnut. Be saying there's a chance at their

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hazel, I'm saying there's a five
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I got on Instagram before God damn
it cut out. But also the story

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here of Millhouse's parents being back together, I thought it was nice seeing him

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get along. I usually don't like
when they just revert back to sort of

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not status quo. But you know, it's been how many seasons now,

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Season eight was Milhouse Divided. So
this is our season, nineteen eleven years

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on. Ye, I know they're
hooked up again. I think it was

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last season. This is the first
time I've really seen them sort of getting

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along together as a family kind of
thing. I because they got they got

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together in the episode where she found
Marge's bra that's right in Kirk's room,

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and then there was just nothing spoken
about against like, are they still together,

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so they're clearly still together. It
was just nice thing to I didn't

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mind the fact that I like their
dynamic as a family when they're not at

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odds. So I thought that Kirk
as a bachelor who's depressed nois sad had

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run its course. Yeah, by
this point it was certainly good for a

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few gags, going to be really
good gags. Yeah, every character is

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pathetic on the show, now,
that's true. You want to have certain

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characters that specialize empathetic but not but
also specialize in different kinds of pathetic.

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Because we like Kirk, I think
we relate to Kirk in many ways in

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the way things just don't go his
way. We don't want him to be

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so pathetic all the time. I
don't know. I feel like him and

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Luando a good match. Yeah,
I think you have a resident Springfield sad

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sack in Guilill. Yes. So, anytime you want to make someone into

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an absolute human punching bag or pinata
gills, your man gills down for the

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job. I think Kirk is going
to be pathetic and put upon in certain

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circumstances, and it's usually to doe
with a long term relationship breaking down and

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re entering bachelorhood or a middle aged
single man who's completely out of his depth.

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And you're right that that kind of
gag is going to run out of

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a run out of petrouble relatively quickly. Well, it feels like now any

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character who is not in a relationship
just feels like a bit of a punch.

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It feels like a Gill Gunners And
now they're just they're they're losers.

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Comic book guys a loser. Gill
is a loser, Moe is a loser.

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They're all just depressed, sad,
sad. That's true. But I

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think Comic book Guy and Mo and
Gil they're all sad for specific reasons,

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or they've got very distinct flavors of
sad. See Combook Guy never used to

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feel sad because he didn't give a
shit either, and because he was sort

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of it was sad the life that
he leads because we thought, well,

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what a pathetic life. But he's
like, I think, give a shit,

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I'm happy being a nerd. Well, every once in a while he

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would sort of have these moments of
self awareness. Was that that you must

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be a define with the leaders.
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to keep nailing home the point it's
like, oh, this guy's a big,

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sweat, smelly loser because the way
he hides his embarrassment is with just

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being snarky all the time. So
it was a nice thing. Brought down

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a few times himself in comic book
Law and the absolute destruction of a wheelbag

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full of tacos. Who among who
among us cannot relate? I know right

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now, go a marathon with endless
tacos. Holy shit, the dream is

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the actual dream. Yeah. But
as I was saying, though, Kirk

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just feels so sad. Now,
however, you see me just like this

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guy, like, get him off
my screen, such a loser. It's

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nice seeing him happy again. And
they're getting along. They are yeah.

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Now the end, he was a
bit like, okay, you just sort

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of rund of ideas. What it
felt very much like they'll see by oh

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let's see more. But listen with
that there it was almost like the gag

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was this is ridiculous, we can't
come up with anything. But he felt

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like we're trying to come up with
something and we didn't. What are they

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doing going around the world? What
the fun is going on? What I

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was reminded of throughout this episode.
Is that the title of McBain's life comedy

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set, Let's Get Silly? Or
is that his movie? It's one of

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the two. Yeah, Let's Get
Silly. That's it felt like the mandate

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in the writer's room of this episode
was let's get silly. Yeah, and

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what way? What do you mean? There's a lot of ideas that they

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don't quite fit together. I always
say this about episodes where it feels like

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a lot of episodes. I mean
we've got parts, we're awkwardly smushing them

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together. They sort of fit,
but they don't really. I mean,

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a strong breeze is going to blow
this thing apart? Yeah, well I

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think you had They had the idea
for Millhouse to be like a how did

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you define him? What was he
a take off of? Well, it's

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like it's like a rebel at cour
It's very much a James denc the misunderstood

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loner who's you know? And his
disengagement from the world in this kind of

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is what's the word I'm looking for? It's not on Weir. It's sort

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of nihilism. Yeah, but that
whole fit is the bad not the bad

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boys, the misundersto Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it worked.

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I didn't mind. Yeah. Look
as someone who was not going to be

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a jock or a punk rocker or
anything like that. At a it's like,

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you just don't get me, man, that's that was going to be

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the beat me up. Then I
feel something, Yeah, that's and listen,

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Oh, there is a certain kind
of person that that is cat net

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for. Who would be that character
in Breakfast Club? Was there one of

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those in Breakfast Club? Not really
in Breakfast Clubs, it's sort of in

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a nineties film, what would you
it's sort of Bender. Yeah, but

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yeah, I mean it's like if
Anthony Michael Hall played Bender, not the

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future Ama Bender. We're knowing about
the Joe Nelson by the words a documentary

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starting this weekend that you'll probably enjoy
called Brats Okay about the Brat Pack.

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Oh okay, No, I didn't
know about it. Yeah, I stif

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watched the Jim Henson documentary. Yet
I'm about fife. I feel so bad.

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I like having things to look forward
to. I've said this in the

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podcast before. I love It's just
like, oh, this is out,

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I'm going to watch this. And
then I was like, but if I

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watch it, then I would have
I would have to look for to anymore.

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So even stored up. You know, God, God forbid you'd hit

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by a car. Tomorrow you won't
have seen Jim Henson ideas man from our

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friends at Disney Plus, Friend of
the Pod. Yeah, so yeah,

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maybe do it. I'll get on
there, don't worry. I think I

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think it starts on Disney Plus this
weekend. If not, it certainly starts

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on the American version Hulu. I
thought it was gonna be like a Toys

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that made us about the Brat's toy
line. That's what I like, What

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are you done with here? I
don't know, I don't know your secret.

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Shame sort of shame at all,
my little pony. Yeah but yeah,

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directed by Andrew McCarthy, Starry Mamny, members of the Brat pack.

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Yes, okay, yeah, So
they had the idea for Millhouse to be

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you know, James Dean type,
and I thought, we can't really flesh

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this out. They're throwing a b
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definitely something that's just been sitting on
a notepad for a while. Where can

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we fit this in? I thought
they sort of fit them in. They

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didn't. They sort of they didn't
go together, I guess, but they

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were seamless. Still they branched off. Yeah, they didn't feel disjointed.

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And anyway, Eye Color one branched
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guess pretty well because because Millhouse was
living with the Simpsons, you can keep

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going back to that story. And
I like the fact that whenever my Aham

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would leave, Marge'll take the glasses
off. Oh yeah, just the continuity

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there. I didn't. I like
that because I'm sitting there thinking if she

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keeps these glasses on for the whole
episode, even when home's like there,

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that'd be silly. As soon as
I leaves, glasses come off. Yeah.

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Dandel likes continuity. Yeah. One
thing they also do. Like in

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season nineteen. So every season I
feel like we've been watching recently, there's

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a recurring gag right. So season
eighteen it felt it was the sideshow,

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mel I'm going to see something outrageous
in every episode gag right, quite outrageous.

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Yes, this season season nineteen so
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name things for a while and until
the person to the point where someone goes,

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will you stop saying words and saying
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this episode they did actually with the
the I was saying all ocean related breakfast

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products and things like that. Yeah. See, this just keeps going.

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gag. I actually don't mind it,

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but you do like a good every
single episode though it gets annoying after all,

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that's true, but it also feels
like the a good idea for you,

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gag. I mean, it's got
a really rock solid foundation of like,

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I can't stop saying things that are
gonna hurt this person's feelings. But

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when you do every episode, Yeah, and also when you just do it

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in a very perfunctory fashion, like
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mean, find ways to connect the
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it's the fact that they always end
it with someone saying will you stop saying

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things? Yeah? I enjoy that
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right, it's getting too repetitive.
I mean I do like, yeah,

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for some reason, I do like
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that funny. For me, I
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second time, kind of the third
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done with it. I get where
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understand. Also, this episode spawned
the iconic Marge Crump meme, So Marge

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joined the Crump dance is a really
iconic just a still shot. We're gonna

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have to redefine our meaning of the
word iconic because that wasn't really sure?

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Is it's huge in the Simpsons meme
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quite on steamed hands level, but
it's just that shot. It's up there.

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Would you like to know what I
learned this weekend? What a crump

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is? Well, not so much
what crump is, but what it stands

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for. What does the stand trump
is actually an acronym for what I wrote

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this down? Okay, Kingdom radically
uplifted, mighty praise. How's that happening?

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Yeah, that's That's what I was
curious about as well. Was that

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is that in relation to the dance? Is that just the word crump?

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It is a little it's a little
backstory, a little backstory for you,

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Lovely. Luis and I were watching
a documentary on Netflix called Dancing with the

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Devil where these kids come out to
La and I want to be a dancer.

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The only way that people dance these
days is on TikTok and things like

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that. They get sort of roped
into this cult slash church. And let

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me rewind that they get roped into
this church slash cult. I was like,

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we're gonna, you know, we're
gonna be a management company as well,

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and we're gonna put you on TikTok
and make you famous and all this

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kind of stuff, and we're gonna
take a huge amount of your money to

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do so. And yeah, and
a lot of them are like, well,

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you know, I wanted to sort
of get back to God, but

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I also want to dance and be
famous and you know, be on TikTok

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and all. This is the best
of both Wolks. It was the worst

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of both worlds, I can imagine. Yeah, but it sounds like a

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Schemes cartment would run though very much. But there's a lot of crumbers,

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crumpers. I was about to say
crumpet. Crumpets just seems like the obvious

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one, right, you would say
that, but I supposed to do with

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crump It needs to be it'd be
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What you We're not trying to be
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I mean, you know, we
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actress that much anymore, do you. Regardless, you have the Crumpers and

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the Crumpet, Yes, but the
Marge crump very iconic in the Simpsons the

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mean world. Okay, well but
apparently crumping yeah, got it? Quite

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can have a quite a religion component
to it. That's what That's what it

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stands for, according to the one
person anyway. But then person over ditam

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also the Internet. The Internet.
This, by the way, listener slash

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viewers, this is another reason why
you need to stop saying The Simpsons ended

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at season ten because the March,
crump Stuper sexy Flanders. There are so

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I also really enjoyed. Actually,
let's get the favorite moments. Well,

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say you're saying everything that you enjoy
Yeah, yeah, you're just you're burning

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through your favorite moments. Hey,
my favorite one of the final things that

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I enjoyed. Right, Well,
are we officially in favorite moments? Yes

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we are. Indeed, you just
heard the music in your head was editing

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in camera? Okay? Good?
Saving Private Ryan the parody? Right?

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Oh yes, I like this because
this felt like a classic Simpsons parody where

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as a kid, you will have
no idea what they're going for here,

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but they do it in the way
where you go, I know it's something,

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Yes, I don't know what it
is, and when you're old enough

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you look it up and go,
oh, it's saving Private Ryan. That's

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what you used to do. As
a nineties kid, you'd see all these

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references on The Simpsons and go,
I don't know what's going on here,

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but I know it must be something. And then you get older and you

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go, oh, that's what that
was. Yeah, that's what kids at

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this time in his first aired would
have got a bit older and going,

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oh, it's Saving Private Ryan.
That's cool. I've never rewatched Saving Private

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Ryan. I saw it once at
the cinema. I like, I don't

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think I even need to see this
again. Not because it was too harrowing,

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wasn't it. It was just kind
of a drag. Yeah, I

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real watching. I didn't. I
saw it on TV for the first time.

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So when it first aired on TV, Steven Spielberg and the Greatest Generation

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Wagliff that was the point guy.
But the opening scene I were watching on

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TV, going, I don't think
I can do much more of this Like

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that opening ten minutes is unbelievable.
It's unbelievable in both good and bad way.

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Yeah. I mean, you have
never been morely thrust into the into

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the chaos of war, unless,
of course you actually went to war.

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Thank you for your service. Yes, uh so that part of it is

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too grueling, and part of the
rest is just kind of this kind of

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slog and I'm not really that into
it. So someone told me that they

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think Dunkirk is better than Saving Private
Ryan, and I didn't agree. I

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would agree, you would in what
way? I don't know. I was

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just more drawn into Dunkirk. I
thought it was I want it was better

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filmmaking. Although, like I said, I think Saving Private Ryan kind of

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not falls off the cliff after the
Normandy scene, but the rest of us

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going like I guess, I wonder
if twenty years of technology advancement helped Dunkirk.

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Maybe Dunkirk also Tom Hardy, who
I find dreamy? What about Tom

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Hanks? Though? Which time are
you going for Hardy or Hanks crows?

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Let me go? What else did
you enjoy for this episode? Oh,

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Holly's just walked in. Hello,
Holly, Holy, come in, Holy.

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You want to say hello, it's
beautiful a color because I'm looking at

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it. Holly's got a cough,
so she's home at the moment. Come

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inside, Holley, we come say
hello, Come, come say hello.

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Uncle Guy comes on Dadd's knee.
Ah. She says she's going for a

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way and she tricked, Mommy,
Holly, come here. So we did

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you dube your mum. Did you
trick mummy? Yeah, Holly, come

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here, sweetheart, come here,
clever, careful of the light switch.

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There we go. You wanna sit
on Dad's knee, but don't dig away,

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don't don't we on dad's knee?
All right? Say hi for guy?

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You say hi? Are you nervous? You always want to always she

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always says, where's that good guy? You never say that? You never

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said that? Do you want to
say hello? And do you want to

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go back to mummy? What do
you want to do? Get back to

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mummy? She's all nervous. Get
this guy away from creepy. She's like

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her lesson, no more tricky Mummy. You end up in the room and

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like a guy. Yeah, it's
very accurate. Doesn't make it any less

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hurtful. So what did you enjoy? I forgot because Holly walked in?

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Well, I was about to say. I sympathize with Homer for many reasons,

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and empathize with Homer for many reasons. But is beautiful a color?

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Feels like the kind of thing that
I would say, Oh, I love

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that line. Actually, yeah,
it's I know it was meant to be

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funny, but it's it's a good
line. It is. It feels like

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something I would I send you a
message. Actually, there's a song I

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was listening to just came up with
my feed and there was like a comment

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that said, I feel like this
song would be what the color yellow sounds

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like. And I was like,
that's a really cool. Comment on a

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YouTube was that it was a song
yellow by Coldplate. Now it was put

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your record on or whatever, and
I'm like, this does feel like what

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yellow would sound like, warm,
inviting, sunny, sunny. Yeah,

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I just when eleven am sunshine coming
through your window. Yes, exactly right.

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But yeah, I just thought the
Homer saying is beautiful color. I'm

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like, that's both funny and accurate. It's also it is the kind of

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dodge that I would use, because
Homer not I love when home is not

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being a jerk, You're just being
an idiot. But it's like a lovable

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idiot is like it's beautiful a color. That's a genuine way a guy would

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try and get out of this is
absolutely you look great. How do I

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look in at stress? They both
look good. You never want to be

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us? How do I look into
stress? It's like, um, you

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my honest answer go, I think you

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look amazing. Always just go with
that it's the true. Always preface with

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I think, because yes, it's
always going to be true. Yeah.

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Uh. And when yes, you're
given a choice between two they both look

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great, preface it with they both
look great, and then offer your honest

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You know, I think you look
amazing, but don't go by me.

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And it's an out because I have
no idea what fashion is and I'm

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was thinking if I'd created like spider
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you know, I put that's actually
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spiders run a mark and they come
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should be like a boy version of
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like burps, like something creepy comes
out or whatever. You can sort of

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like. Isn't that the Garbage Power
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never owned one of those. I
remember the Cabbage Patch Kids, but Garbage

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Power Kids actually a toy or just
a trading card set. I thought they

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fact that I did not know?
So, I mean, we didn't plant

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that. He does nat nerd and
he does the guy that thinks he's like

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Oh my gat, my gat,
They'll depended on my gat on that not

403
00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:47.759
just like he's he's got peoples and
ship. It's one of the worst movies

404
00:24:47.759 --> 00:24:52.599
of all time. I'm sure Jim
got a nice paycheck for it. It's

405
00:24:52.680 --> 00:24:56.279
yeah, speaking of worst movies of
all time, Mac and Me, my

406
00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:59.279
friend bought The Blue River from the
States because he can't get available here.

407
00:24:59.279 --> 00:25:00.480
It's one of those things to suggest
to Umbrella, I reckon Mac and Mee

408
00:25:00.559 --> 00:25:03.559
would do well for like. It's
got a cult following now. Mac and

409
00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:06.880
Me and I watched it and I
go to Nicola. I know this movie

410
00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:10.079
is terrible, but I've got such
a nostalgia for it, and I worked

411
00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:11.079
at what it is I think that
I love the most. It's the score.

412
00:25:11.880 --> 00:25:15.160
Alan Silvestri does the does the score
for it? Right? That guy

413
00:25:15.200 --> 00:25:18.240
does good music. It does Avengers, he does what does he does iconic

414
00:25:18.319 --> 00:25:21.920
themes. Right. Yeah, he's
done a lot of stuff for robertson mechis.

415
00:25:22.079 --> 00:25:25.440
Yes, so he does the score
for it, and I went onto

416
00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:26.680
the score on YouTube to listen to
it, and someone had to comment on

417
00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:30.640
again YouTube comments. Someone had to
comment saying, I want to watch the

418
00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:36.400
movie that Alan thought he was scoring
because the score is so great for Mac

419
00:25:36.440 --> 00:25:40.039
and Me, but the movie not
great. Right. I love it because

420
00:25:40.119 --> 00:25:41.880
I love it when I was a
kid, a nostalgia for it. But

421
00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:45.519
the music in Mac and Me,
I recommend check it out that just the

422
00:25:45.160 --> 00:25:49.480
final track on the Macame score on
YouTube. Listen to it and prove me

423
00:25:49.559 --> 00:25:52.240
wrong. Tell me that it's bad. It's not. It's great. Yeah,

424
00:25:52.720 --> 00:25:56.039
you've made a very persuasive case for
it, speaking of movies that are

425
00:25:56.079 --> 00:25:57.920
bad. But I'm still never gonna
watch Macais. You have to do it

426
00:25:57.920 --> 00:26:06.039
at least once. Won't do it? Why? Why? Because you persuade

427
00:26:06.039 --> 00:26:08.119
to be with that Ale Savestry also
did the theme for Back to the Future,

428
00:26:08.559 --> 00:26:12.519
Yes, which is we talk about
iconic. That's iconic. Yes,

429
00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:15.680
speaking of the unified theory of full
Finger discount. That's the other thing I

430
00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:19.079
watched on the weekend. It's on
Apple TV. It's called still a Michael

431
00:26:19.160 --> 00:26:22.319
Jack Fox movie. Have you seen
this one? No? How is it

432
00:26:22.400 --> 00:26:25.559
new? It's relatively new. Wow? Okay, yeah, documentary about Michael

433
00:26:25.640 --> 00:26:27.680
jeffsh documentary. Okay, yes,
I get it now, Yeah, sort

434
00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:33.079
of the title makes sense now,
yeah, going through his whole life also

435
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:37.000
is just diagnosed with Parkinson's and his
current life with Parkinson's and his family.

436
00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:40.279
It's very good, very very brave
man, very brave man. Oh absolutely,

437
00:26:40.279 --> 00:26:42.960
And I mean it's very unflinching as
well on talking about and depicting and

438
00:26:44.039 --> 00:26:47.240
showing how how much of a struggle
it is for him. I mean,

439
00:26:47.319 --> 00:26:49.400
yeah, yet the world at his
finger taps. Oh yeah. And the

440
00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:59.839
documentary very very vividly expresses that he's
sort of yeah, brief early phase of

441
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:03.400
like I was broken, jobless in
Hollywood, and yeah, I'd sort of

442
00:27:03.559 --> 00:27:07.920
cash in on and a great saying
is like I was selling off my sectional

443
00:27:08.759 --> 00:27:12.240
sofa until I had like one chair
lift but I had a card and a

444
00:27:12.359 --> 00:27:15.640
chip. No, no, no, I had a chair and a chip,

445
00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:18.000
And they're like, what does that
mean? It goes like I got

446
00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:19.119
a chair at the table and one
chip left. I'm still in the game.

447
00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:26.359
Why j FOXO. Good with the
aphorism. I'm stealing it. Oh

448
00:27:26.440 --> 00:27:30.519
yeah, I'm definitely using that.
Uh sorry, I've got one last thing

449
00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:33.839
that I did like, and I
like the what what they called the coast

450
00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:36.079
guard guys, the navy guy.
Yeah, I just called the navy guys.

451
00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:41.440
Yeah. Yeah. If you've been
to the sea huge and they're not

452
00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:48.880
connected, enjoy that very much.
Next question, you there eating the paste?

453
00:27:48.400 --> 00:27:52.039
All right, it is trivia time, mister Davis. Actually, before

454
00:27:52.119 --> 00:28:04.880
trivia, we do have to read
out the names of the stone Gus.

455
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We do love our stone cutters in
d started with the lovely Katy g with

456
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her one hundred dollars support, absolute
champion. We met her, we met

457
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her. We're famous vicariously through Katy
g. Now we are indeed and plus

458
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now the what he called him,
the Scales Bells, because we bought her

459
00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:26.160
a coffee. I borught her a
coffee. He can write it up.

460
00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:30.960
I took my car, I offer
it. That's true. I came back

461
00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:38.519
half an hour later. This was
in the car Andrews with his fifty dollars

462
00:28:38.519 --> 00:28:41.559
support Ali j O'Neil from the Simpsons
Index Podcast, as well as our dear

463
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friend Zach editor here at four Finger
discaut Network, who has finished a Good

464
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Place and is starting a new show. I won't reveal it them just in

465
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case he hasn't revealed it yet.
I'm not going to reveal, but he's

466
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just finished He's a good Place podcast. He's going to be starting a new

467
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show. Check it out. Hey, don't don't still shows that we might

468
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talk about. No, We've also
got Jordan Molman, Richard, Jonathan Rossi,

469
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You, Rached Beasley, Steve Roberts, Seawan d v Pte Anderson,

470
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473
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474
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Hallier, Logan b James Shepherd,
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475
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Gavin Lang, Dami Miller, and
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476
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for being top tier stone Cutter of
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477
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Patreon. Indeed, at the four
thing of discount network, we are anti

478
00:29:29.200 --> 00:29:32.480
snitch. We say snitches get stitches, but in this case we're happy to

479
00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:36.960
name names. I was like,
where's he going with this? You knew

480
00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:38.119
where I was going. Now.
By the way, it's hard for a

481
00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:44.359
quick uncalled for unsolicited ad break.
But the other day you and I were

482
00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:48.880
talking about Prime Prime and I was
like, what is prime? I've got

483
00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:51.799
no idea what you're talking about.
Turn Out it was Jake Andel Logan Paul's

484
00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:56.680
hydration formula drink. All the kids
are addicted to it these days and now

485
00:29:56.880 --> 00:30:00.400
grown up is because they actually did
to do it. No, no,

486
00:30:00.559 --> 00:30:03.279
no, I haven't even tasted it
yet. I haven't yet. I was

487
00:30:03.359 --> 00:30:07.400
in the supermarket, yeah, passing
by a special scan because I'm always looking

488
00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:11.920
to see it much cheap. Guess
what was cheap crime? Was it?

489
00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:14.880
Really? Oh? Yeah, there
was this and there was like blueberry favorite.

490
00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:18.440
This is meta moon flavor. This
is going to be a test tasting,

491
00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:21.519
taste testing. Yeah, there's absolutely
going to be a taste test.

492
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:23.839
What flavor is? Zach? Feel
free to edit this out, but this

493
00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:30.400
looks like watery come this, it's
metal moon flavor. And meta Moon.

494
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:33.079
But what's the actual what that makes
sense to me? What's meta moon?

495
00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:40.839
Par Yeah? What a time to
be alive. It's about moon milk on

496
00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:44.279
the Simpsons. We're talking about this
Star Wars drinking milk milk and the cans

497
00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:47.240
blue milk. But I do know
that in thirty years time, kids are

498
00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:49.480
gonna find it and go meta Moon. What a time to be alive.

499
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:56.240
Yeah, if they have podcasts thirty
years from now, you're gonna have Dandling

500
00:30:56.279 --> 00:31:00.720
Guy version three point zero saying you
know what was great was I'm going to

501
00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:03.640
read this though, says here.
They're gonna be using guys, old man

502
00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:07.880
boys. That's that's copyrighted off Prime
Hydration Meta Moon candy fruit flavor Drink with

503
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:14.359
Sweetness, Candy fruit drink with Sweetness, says here. Prime was developed to

504
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:18.039
fill the void where great taste meets
function with bold first quenching flavors to help

505
00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:22.240
you refresh, replenish, and refuel. Prime is the perfect boost for every

506
00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:26.599
endeavor. We're confident you'll love it
as much as we do. Humbly the

507
00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:29.440
Prime team. Holy shit, the
copywriter's put a bit of sass on that

508
00:31:29.480 --> 00:31:33.960
one. You ten percent coconut water
in this b vitamins. Seamen, that's

509
00:31:34.000 --> 00:31:41.000
seaman, I know what you drink. I love that they have spent seven

510
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:47.720
lines big upping themselves and big uping
their their beverage. Humbly the Prime team.

511
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:51.200
You have to you have to taste
testing now. Humility is not part

512
00:31:51.279 --> 00:31:53.359
of the Pool brand. No,
not at all. Here, Jakendel logan,

513
00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:55.920
if you want to come on the
show, let's have a chat and

514
00:31:56.039 --> 00:32:00.119
actual here taste test of Meta moon
Pie Prime drink. Here we go,

515
00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:06.400
goes flashbacks to his youth. Oh
man, you can smell it? Really

516
00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:10.519
that you don't if I hold you
close? Yeah, you little can't smell

517
00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:16.759
it all the sweetness and candy candy
fruit flavor, sweetness plus sweetness. There

518
00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:22.759
we go. It's happening, it
begins. Look it to your veins.

519
00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:28.119
That is literally dissolving the teeth in
my mouth. It is incredibly sweet.

520
00:32:28.200 --> 00:32:30.880
Yeah, that's what they said my
friends who are hooked it like it's like

521
00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:32.400
drinking syrup. Do you want to
try a litit? Yeah? Why not,

522
00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:37.160
let's do it. It's incredibly candy
flavored. Okay, oh cheap is

523
00:32:38.279 --> 00:32:42.920
it feels like you're drinking cordial without
water in it. Yeah, that's not

524
00:32:43.079 --> 00:32:45.720
quite that bad. But it's like
you haven't put it enough water in the

525
00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:49.200
cordial. Yeah, it needs another
couple of goes with the tap. But

526
00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:52.799
I'm guessing, Oh man, can
you imagine, like you've you've done your

527
00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:57.079
burn, you know, you put
in the hours at the gym. What

528
00:32:57.160 --> 00:32:59.920
are the calories in this and this
is how you hydrate? Has it got

529
00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:02.839
so it's a calorie for using twenty
five calories. It's just all the sweet

530
00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:07.680
It must just be full of sweetness. So it's calorie freeze. It's like

531
00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:12.759
basically like pepsi max essentially, so
sugar in it. It's just all sweetness.

532
00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:14.680
See that's where they're getting. There's
no sugar in it, but there's

533
00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:16.799
all sweetness. I mean, I
think I prefer sugar too. I want

534
00:33:16.839 --> 00:33:20.440
to like sweetness. I would feel
sick if I drank a who bottle of

535
00:33:20.440 --> 00:33:23.400
that. Oh thank god. Yeah, I've had like I took three regular

536
00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:25.960
gulps. I could see how people
could get addicted to that. Though.

537
00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:30.079
Oh yeah, it does taste like
candy, but it's a little bit too

538
00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:34.519
thick for me, as some would
say. Indeed, this is according to

539
00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:37.480
the bottle not suitable for children under
fifteen years of age, pregnant or lactating.

540
00:33:38.279 --> 00:33:43.599
She should only hang on well,
the kids should only be used under

541
00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:46.720
medical or dietetic supervision. My friends? Is that for pregnant women? For

542
00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:50.359
everybody? I don't know. My
friends have a I think it's a ten

543
00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:52.480
year old, as six year old
and a three year old and they're all

544
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:57.559
drinking it? Are they the size
of that? But Simpson all over there,

545
00:33:57.599 --> 00:34:01.240
which is fucking huge? That's that's
that's from that giant Bart Simpson from

546
00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:07.000
the movie from the fucking huge store
from the movie Display Simpson's movie, can

547
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:08.239
You So that's the what I always
tell you about where I could have bought

548
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:10.880
who set for eight hundred bucks with
the backdrop and everything and that Nicholas like

549
00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:14.679
you don't need it, and I'm
like, ah, I guess you're right.

550
00:34:14.679 --> 00:34:15.599
I really would have liked to show
we've had no room for it and

551
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:19.760
our selves for twenty five thousand dollars. So I guess you won that,

552
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:22.880
right, Well, you lost that. I lost it. I can't hanging

553
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:25.000
over her head forever. You lost
the battle, but you won. They

554
00:34:25.199 --> 00:34:28.800
won that war. Okay, I'm
not going to be drinking anymore, no

555
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:30.480
more, no more. Indeed,
maybe different flavorul be better, but I

556
00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:36.320
think that's just like drinking non water
down cordial. Yeah, meta, Moon

557
00:34:36.559 --> 00:34:39.039
met the Moon met to Moon par
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm going to slip

558
00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:43.119
at the holly and yeah, she's
going to be dancing off the walls from

559
00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:45.519
the next two days. Should we
just skip trivia or just do you like?

560
00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:47.199
One question is could we go for
like thirty minutes already? We have?

561
00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:50.920
We have, but I don't think. I don't think there's a whole

562
00:34:50.960 --> 00:34:52.760
lot in the episode to discuss.
Yeah, true, okay, all right,

563
00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:57.159
but we'll do the trivia real quick. Next question, you there eating

564
00:34:57.239 --> 00:35:00.559
the base. Hit me with your
first question. The containers has how many

565
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:06.760
convenient locations? According to Homer no
idea five. My first question is what

566
00:35:07.239 --> 00:35:13.320
are the ingredients of prime? I
need to find prime candy flavored water?

567
00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:15.719
Candy flavored water would swept with sweetness. My first real question is what did

568
00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:20.679
Homer eat after making love to March
for the first time and almond paste in

569
00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:23.119
it? Yeah, it was a
bear claw claw? Well done? Is

570
00:35:23.159 --> 00:35:27.320
a beg claw like a croissant?
I mean it's a pastry of some kind,

571
00:35:27.400 --> 00:35:31.519
right, yeah, I'm envisially just
like a claw. The claw the

572
00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:36.239
most memorable bit from the Jim carry
Lay film, the Claw and the blippers

573
00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:38.000
at the end, although also the
incredibly racist bit from Gets Smart, Not

574
00:35:38.079 --> 00:35:45.440
the Not the Claw to go Home
and which Get Smart and Revenge of the

575
00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:50.159
Notes bear Claw. You say dessert, right, or maybe pastry pastry bear

576
00:35:50.239 --> 00:35:53.000
claw pastry. No, it's kind
of like a croissant. It's got like

577
00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:59.039
the is it yogurt on top?
Ranola and yogurt? It looks like it.

578
00:35:59.079 --> 00:36:01.639
Guess it feels very can anyway,
is it my turn to ask you

579
00:36:01.800 --> 00:36:06.639
a question? Ah? Yes?
What was the ratio of votes in the

580
00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:10.239
Millhouse bart cool off that was on
the front page of the school seventy three

581
00:36:10.280 --> 00:36:15.639
twenty seven? That is right?
Stuck with me, alrighty. My next

582
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:17.960
question for you is what did the
sign at the weddings say? Oh?

583
00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:21.639
Man, I thought it was funny
at the time, or maybe I didn't

584
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:23.119
do not kick sea turtles? Do
not kick sea turtles. Yeah, that's

585
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:27.119
not funny at all. No,
apparently I saw this thing on time for

586
00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:30.119
what guys are on Twitter? I
saw this on Twitter the other day,

587
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:34.119
Like this segment genuinely needs its own
intro, you say every single episode,

588
00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:39.960
that's my to it. There was
footage of like a little crab scuttling along

589
00:36:40.000 --> 00:36:45.039
the beach and picking up in its
claws like a baby sea turtle and running

590
00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:50.400
off with it, and the caption
was you were not legally allowed I've seen

591
00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:52.760
this to rescue the baby turtle.
Yeah, but I would Would you do

592
00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:55.679
it? Though? It was kind
of like that the test at the startup

593
00:36:55.679 --> 00:36:59.639
Blade Runner, Yeah, where it's
like that turtles lying in his back.

594
00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:00.800
Why turning it over? I don't
know, Leon, you tell me,

595
00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:07.559
I'm gonna shoot you. Spoilers blad
run. I was like, wait a

596
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:12.639
minute. Turtles are like, you
know, cool eternal cruises, they live

597
00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:15.760
forever. Yeah, cruise in the
ocean, just chilling. But you saving

598
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:19.599
that turtle. That's gonna be one
hundred years of a life right the meanwhile,

599
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:27.000
crabs, beady eyed, litchy love, raffian monstrosities. Turtle. I

600
00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:30.079
think there was something else. It
was like a bird or something just trying

601
00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:31.119
to get the baby turtle. And
it's like, would you say it?

602
00:37:31.159 --> 00:37:35.079
I think everyone's gonna say yes,
everyone's going to say the turtle people like

603
00:37:35.159 --> 00:37:40.119
turtles. Yes, they have no
enemies besides the hair. That's even then

604
00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:45.519
that's a haus fault. That's a
friendly rap. That that's respect among competitors.

605
00:37:46.559 --> 00:37:50.239
Is a time to ask you a
question? Yes, okay, this

606
00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:52.920
is very obvious, but what is
the commendation for a full body jukebox?

607
00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:57.199
Slam? Oh no, I did
not write this down. I knew you

608
00:37:57.239 --> 00:38:01.119
might have put this ab up left
trigger, right trigger, both triggers.

609
00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:05.039
That's how I used to play like
Tech in the more to Combat. I

610
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:07.719
would push those things not realizing I'm
doing it. You just mashed the pad.

611
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:09.960
Yeah, that's the best thing about
those old old school arcade games,

612
00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:14.239
just mashing and eventually you'd pull something
off and you go. I meant that.

613
00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:17.239
Should we do a gaming podcast called
mash the Pad? Of course we

614
00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:23.760
should mash the pod. We just
came up with. This is the the

615
00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:28.719
brains are working over time. Let's
google this again, starting way to any

616
00:38:28.760 --> 00:38:35.800
new podcast here. Wouldn't you love
it if mashed pod is one, mash

617
00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:37.599
the Pod is not one, Let's
do it. It's just us terrible at

618
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:42.320
video games. But it could be
a podcast though, because it's a visual

619
00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:45.920
thing, there should be like a
page on Google when you try to type

620
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:52.519
in a podcast already taken stupid?
What were you thinking? Or as if

621
00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:57.320
a funny meme of The Simpsons?
Because I just watched The Acolyte, the

622
00:38:57.320 --> 00:39:00.400
first episode, the pilot, some
would say, because I thought we might

623
00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:02.840
be able to tackle the pilot episode
of The Acolyte for our new TV launch

624
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:07.679
pod podcast, which we kick off
with Bob's Burgers. And we won't reveal

625
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:09.000
the second one yet because i'm't sure
where people can to listen to this first

626
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:13.159
or whatever. But we're recording our
second one tomorrow, which is very exciting.

627
00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:17.960
But The Acolyte has a segment opening
like exterior shot of is a coruscan

628
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:22.719
coras scant coruscand coruscand and it comes
up saying Correscent and then it's like Star

629
00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:30.119
Wars fans, it's end or I
didn't think it was the Death Star.

630
00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:35.719
But the thing is, though I
watched it and I went, I didn't

631
00:39:35.719 --> 00:39:37.800
know what it was, but still
hardcore Star Wars fans probably would have gone

632
00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:43.239
the but I would who has memories
of the prequels. I don't fucking know

633
00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:46.840
what always places look like anymore.
Yeah, I probably could not pick Coras

634
00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:51.400
scant from They all looked the same
to me in those prequels. Yeah,

635
00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:53.079
all right, I'll hit you one
more question and we'll get into our review

636
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:57.199
of a Little Off for Millie.
Sure, easy. One. Teacher's name,

637
00:39:57.280 --> 00:40:00.440
the rope climbing teacher? Oh was
it? Mister Johnson Johnson? Just

638
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:02.079
the basic name. There we go, mister Johnson, mister Johnson. I'm

639
00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:06.880
dad. I don't know how we
said it like that. I don't think

640
00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:08.199
that's an actual thing. Well,
oh my god, no, but the

641
00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:13.960
missus dances and mister Janson, I
just thought you were doing cartman probably miss

642
00:40:14.039 --> 00:40:16.480
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All right, so the episode kicked
up. Sorry. The original air

651
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:47.239
date of Little Ulfa Millie was November
eleventh, two thousand and seven. Production

652
00:40:47.320 --> 00:40:51.960
Coach jab F two two, written
by Mick Kelly, It's newer namer and

653
00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:55.920
directed by Lance Kramer. The chopboard
gag. There is no such thing as

654
00:40:55.960 --> 00:41:01.079
an ipodty iPods one of the most
glows borious inventions of all time. And

655
00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:06.159
I'm sad that they're gone. But
they're not needed anymore, I guess not.

656
00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:12.960
They're really not. I myself for
when I like to go out and

657
00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:16.400
get my steps up. I have
invested in a little MP three player.

658
00:41:16.519 --> 00:41:20.000
You mentioned this because I don't want
to take the phone. Yeah. Yeah,

659
00:41:20.079 --> 00:41:21.840
the phone's a little bit too heavy. I can get one of those

660
00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:22.440
things you put in your sleep,
but then you look like a douche.

661
00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:27.280
Yeah uh. And the wireless headphones
connect to the phone sometimes you're going to

662
00:41:27.280 --> 00:41:30.360
get breakouts. I want a cord. I want something that just plays a

663
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:31.800
chord, Okay, I want something
to plays music and podcasts. Yeah.

664
00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:36.079
I used to get so annoyed with
the chord because I'd be running and it

665
00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:37.639
would like yank. I had my
iPod in my pocket and was like,

666
00:41:37.800 --> 00:41:40.199
yank it out of my ears all
the time. I don't run fast enough

667
00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:45.239
for that. But I did not
get this gag. The mosest thing is

668
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:50.199
an ie potty? Is it meant
to eye potty? Oh maybe yeah,

669
00:41:50.239 --> 00:41:52.119
I go potty potty? Oh yeah, yeah, I guess that's it.

670
00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:54.960
Yeah. But the couch over the
family appears on the cover of Modern Couch

671
00:41:55.199 --> 00:42:00.119
Gag magazine. I thought the intro
here was different. I'm not sure we

672
00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:02.719
ever had this if they all spoke, they did. You heard various comments

673
00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:07.639
from the various springfieldings. Yes,
but skateboarded pass are you're testing something out

674
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:09.079
here? I don't know you heard
a little something. Did you hear something

675
00:42:09.119 --> 00:42:13.119
from Lisa as she left? You
know she was playing the blue She was

676
00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:15.199
just playing music. I'm pretty sure. But Bart laughed as he left.

677
00:42:16.199 --> 00:42:20.559
But you had like every time but
we go past somebody in the street,

678
00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:23.480
that street scene. Yes, wow, yeah, they'd say something. I

679
00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:29.119
thought. I don't think wow.
I don't think we've ever had this before,

680
00:42:29.199 --> 00:42:30.880
right, not to the best of
my do sometimes skip the intro,

681
00:42:31.000 --> 00:42:34.000
so we may have had it.
I'm guilty of it. When I'm it's

682
00:42:34.039 --> 00:42:35.960
only when I'm doing the reviews,
I'll skipped the intro and I'm like,

683
00:42:36.199 --> 00:42:39.039
I've got funk all time. Well, we've got so many intros where it

684
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:45.000
just goes from the Simpsons to straight
into it, straight into it. I

685
00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:49.320
felt it's been the full I felt
they're running on fumes a bit, and

686
00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:52.559
they're like, let's just pad this
out with an intro. Everybody likes padding.

687
00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:54.320
I mean, it makes sense though, why they made the intro so

688
00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:59.360
long in the first place. And
well, the Simpsons the first show to

689
00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:04.440
make an intro sort of like a
gag in itself with the couch gag and

690
00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:08.000
the chop board gag. Did intros
ever exist like that pre Simpsons? I'm

691
00:43:08.000 --> 00:43:15.800
going to confidently say no, okay, even though I'm probably wrong, and

692
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:22.159
that's that. The episode kicks off
though, with what misson evis? Can

693
00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:25.880
you remember the par picnic? What
the park picnic? The park picnic?

694
00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:30.519
That's correct. I have gotten my
note to here. I've got a space

695
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:32.280
where it's like I think I was
going to write something down, but then

696
00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:36.039
I wrote down the next thing.
Okay, it's just shiny out the window

697
00:43:36.039 --> 00:43:38.239
and you got distracted. That's probably
correct. It's basically, there's a bee

698
00:43:38.239 --> 00:43:40.679
on Maggie that the van Houten's and
the Simpsons a having a picnic in the

699
00:43:40.760 --> 00:43:44.079
park. That's what I was going
to write down. I thought this was

700
00:43:44.119 --> 00:43:49.199
actually a pretty funny gag that Homer
does. Nothing adds up to the story,

701
00:43:49.239 --> 00:43:51.119
but it's just this would be funny
to put in there. It is.

702
00:43:51.239 --> 00:43:55.000
Yes, I'm a sort of he
jumps up, his head goes into

703
00:43:55.079 --> 00:43:58.480
a bee high. Maggie had the
b on her, so he goes,

704
00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:00.800
stands up and his head goes into
the high. Yes. Then he rolls

705
00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:06.360
up in the blueberries first, blueberries
first, and then the picnic picnic rug.

706
00:44:06.480 --> 00:44:07.800
Yes, and Marge thinks and he's
mocking here and he looks like Madge.

707
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:10.480
Yes, and he's going because he's
been bitten by bees. Yeah,

708
00:44:12.159 --> 00:44:14.880
but again, one of these things
are putting your hat on a hat.

709
00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:17.599
I don't think you needed Marge saying, don't make fun of me at things.

710
00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:21.519
Just have them next to each other
and have him going. Just have

711
00:44:21.639 --> 00:44:23.239
herko. Yeah, she'ld have to
explain it. Yeah, I didn't have

712
00:44:23.320 --> 00:44:27.159
to explain it. Yeah, we're
smart people. Yeah, maybe we're not.

713
00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:31.320
Maybe maybe maybe we're not shit,
is it possible we're stupid. I

714
00:44:31.440 --> 00:44:35.639
think there's probably a big chance that
we're all fucking idiots. Oh man.

715
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:38.639
Yeah. Kirk though, announces that
they're going to be getting remarried, and

716
00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:42.639
I'm just like, that's nice,
nice, nice for Millhouse at least anyway

717
00:44:42.920 --> 00:44:44.679
we kind of get it. We
get a couple of metag gigs here.

718
00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:45.639
So this one here, your brother, Assistan, because you look awful lot

719
00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:50.000
of each other, like each other. So many Simpsons fans always went why

720
00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:52.880
they look exactly the same, like
no other couples in the Simpsons look the

721
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:55.480
same. But these guys were drawn. It's like, are they related?

722
00:44:57.920 --> 00:45:00.800
The Millhouse is going to stop being
used as a porn now in their fights,

723
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:02.119
and they break into a little bit
of a scrubble and he uses a

724
00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:05.920
porn? Did your father say that? But now in your family again,

725
00:45:05.960 --> 00:45:07.480
you can stop lying. Then Homer
is picking out the tie for the wedding.

726
00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:10.119
Any twenty minutes to get there?
You're running it a bit bit fine

727
00:45:10.159 --> 00:45:15.199
there, absolutely, but Mars suggests
the one the same color of my eyes,

728
00:45:15.239 --> 00:45:19.440
and Homer cannot remember what color that
is. I just love that.

729
00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:22.480
Yeah, it's beautiful. The color
while played by Homer. But you know,

730
00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:25.079
if you have seen Gone Girl,
I have seen it. I remember

731
00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:29.760
one particular scene that I remember a
lot. There's a great bit in it

732
00:45:29.840 --> 00:45:34.760
where you Ben Affleck is sort of
the prime suspect and the disappearance possibly murder

733
00:45:34.800 --> 00:45:37.440
of his wife. He's been grueled
by this female cop who's, you know,

734
00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:39.400
asking all his questions about how well
he really knows his wife. What's

735
00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:43.679
her wives blood type? And he's
like, Sergeant Benson, yeah, and

736
00:45:43.840 --> 00:45:50.280
then no one knows that. After
after that's what the cop step. He

737
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:52.320
goes, am, I supposed to
know my wife's a blood type? Do

738
00:45:52.320 --> 00:45:58.519
you guys know? Although they slipped
in humor into a serious scene now yeah

739
00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:00.400
yeah. But then and he says, I don't know you eye color.

740
00:46:00.440 --> 00:46:04.679
I just judge people with the color
of their skin. I thought I thought

741
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:07.920
it was quite but Marge Lee's basically
Blanche's covering her ash. Shees I'm not

742
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:10.079
gonna let you see my eye color
too. You can remember what color they

743
00:46:10.119 --> 00:46:14.760
are. Now at the wedding,
Love Joyce's randomly giving them sass, yeah,

744
00:46:14.960 --> 00:46:17.599
yeah, what's going on here?
And Homer using the word spaz I

745
00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:22.000
wasn't so sure about I thought,
I'm not showing why you'd use that anymore.

746
00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:24.039
The words spaz we we used to
say all the time, but now

747
00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:28.320
we're more learned and we go,
you know what, that's probably not a

748
00:46:28.400 --> 00:46:30.239
nice term to use. Well,
even beyond saying Lizigo called out for using

749
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:35.920
this particular term okay yeah by a
young Australian woman. Apparently, well you

750
00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:38.159
shouldn't use it. In my opinions, it's not nice. But basically he's

751
00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:40.639
giving him a sass. He's reading
out the early drafts of the vows.

752
00:46:40.719 --> 00:46:43.800
Eventually it says, you know,
just to say yes, I do whatever.

753
00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:45.840
Make it quick, because the seagulls
are in the orders, and apparently

754
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:51.039
they're made of seagull meat. See
in a weak milhouse. How fun at

755
00:46:51.079 --> 00:46:54.159
the Simpsons. If you don't like
missus Simpson's cooking, you have your mummy

756
00:46:54.239 --> 00:46:59.559
meals? I got them. Why
does every kid who stays with us bring

757
00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:05.519
meals? Put pineapple on my potato
salad? Little letter? I remember I

758
00:47:05.599 --> 00:47:07.119
was a kid. If I said
at my friend's house, I was like,

759
00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:08.960
oh man, cook that as good
as my men's. Oh yeah,

760
00:47:09.960 --> 00:47:13.280
what is it about you? Is
it just because you're used to it as

761
00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:15.880
a kid. It's just because she's
humor. Yeah. No, I think

762
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:20.400
it's also familiarity. This is the
first time we've had a gag that says

763
00:47:20.440 --> 00:47:22.519
that Marge is cooking isn't good?
By the way, well, it's extremely

764
00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:28.239
experimental. I mean, I'm sorry
I went full full Greta Gutenberg when she

765
00:47:28.320 --> 00:47:30.719
said, you put pineapple and potato
salad? How dare you? Yeah,

766
00:47:30.840 --> 00:47:32.880
I don't think you do pineapple and
anything? Not great? No, No,

767
00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:37.559
I've seen pineapple, pineapple and pizza. No, yes, really,

768
00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:40.760
okay, what about well, I
mean not on every pizza, but what

769
00:47:40.880 --> 00:47:45.559
about you get a burger from the
shop chicken sits or burg and they put

770
00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:46.639
a slice of pineapple on it.
I went to the roadhouse and they said

771
00:47:46.760 --> 00:47:50.719
chicken sets and burgers come with pineapple. And they always asked do you want

772
00:47:50.719 --> 00:47:52.599
pineapple and no pineapp because I think
it's a it's a very divisive thing.

773
00:47:52.719 --> 00:47:55.320
They always got no pineapple, thank
you. Yeah, I think that's a

774
00:47:55.440 --> 00:47:59.920
that's a very special that's the tropical
chicken per if I wanted that, I

775
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:02.760
ask for the tropical Yeah, but
the standard chicken setzelburger, Chicken City at

776
00:48:02.760 --> 00:48:08.159
the at the roadhouse, delicious burger
without the pineapple. It's at the supermarket

777
00:48:08.159 --> 00:48:12.360
the other day and I picked up
two pineapple items. I mean, I

778
00:48:12.480 --> 00:48:16.920
got this sort of and it gets
pineapple like spiced pineapple cocktail mixer. I'm

779
00:48:16.920 --> 00:48:20.119
like, I don't if I'm gonna
have this with any booze or anything like

780
00:48:20.159 --> 00:48:22.719
that. But I had a splashed
to my mineral water give it a tropical

781
00:48:22.840 --> 00:48:28.639
zing. And also a candy bar
called Perky Nana. Never heard of it,

782
00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:30.159
yeah, from our friends at Cadbury, friend of the pod. So

783
00:48:30.239 --> 00:48:34.159
I don't like the pineapple lollies either, do you like? I think I

784
00:48:34.320 --> 00:48:37.719
like pineapple lollies more than I like
actual pineapple. Do you really? And

785
00:48:37.800 --> 00:48:39.960
I like actual pineapple. There's three
lollies that I just there's three that I

786
00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:43.719
never liked as a kid. There
was the Pineapple ones. It was I've

787
00:48:43.719 --> 00:48:45.400
never had a mint ones, but
it wasn't. I was thinking that I

788
00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:47.360
was seeing a bottle of milk bottles
didn't like. I didn't like pineapples,

789
00:48:47.400 --> 00:48:51.239
and I didn't like the teeth,
but I love the teeth now I can

790
00:48:51.360 --> 00:48:53.400
live without the teeth. But the
other two like all top five? What

791
00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:55.519
about black cats for you do you
have black nag and live with that.

792
00:48:55.719 --> 00:48:59.280
Yeah, they kind of. They
live a really sort of lasting tasty mouth.

793
00:48:59.280 --> 00:49:00.960
I don't know the black cat.
I love strawberries and cream. Oh

794
00:49:01.000 --> 00:49:04.559
they're delicious, aren't they really like
those as a kid either, but they're

795
00:49:04.559 --> 00:49:07.280
so good. Yeah, milk bottles, bananas. I was very big on

796
00:49:07.719 --> 00:49:09.039
ah, but is a the worst
one? Man? I like bananas.

797
00:49:09.079 --> 00:49:14.480
They're chewy and sock eating wet chalk. Yeah. I think they're known as

798
00:49:14.599 --> 00:49:15.760
mates now, but we used to
call them cobbers speck in the days,

799
00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:19.679
little chunks of caramel with chocolate.
I don't know those on It's pretty nice,

800
00:49:19.679 --> 00:49:22.679
you know what I miss? What
do you miss? Fantaales? Why

801
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:27.480
did they? Cobbers were not unlike
fantaales? So people apparently they I thought,

802
00:49:27.679 --> 00:49:30.639
I think there's a bit of a
conspiracy here, right, it's Allan's

803
00:49:30.679 --> 00:49:34.400
that do fan taels. They said, we're taking fantalos off the shops because

804
00:49:34.400 --> 00:49:36.280
no one's buying them anymore. And
I'm like, you know what, I

805
00:49:36.400 --> 00:49:38.280
always fucking buy fantaales. You're going
to take them away for a year or

806
00:49:38.280 --> 00:49:43.559
two and then bring them back limited
yeahah, limited edition for a limited time

807
00:49:43.599 --> 00:49:45.440
only. Fantastes of returning. I
know for a fact you're going to do

808
00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:49.159
that. They did this with pollwaffle, yeah they did. Yeah, And

809
00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:52.440
I bought like a little bag of
those poly waffle bites and I was like,

810
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:55.800
oh, that was really great.
This is fine. Yeah, it

811
00:49:55.920 --> 00:49:59.119
was like the dog in the burning
room. This is fine. I do

812
00:49:59.320 --> 00:50:01.960
love the fantaso fantasts. I do
love them. But the thing is,

813
00:50:02.360 --> 00:50:06.000
I remember they did this with barbecue
shapes. They took away barbecue shapes,

814
00:50:06.039 --> 00:50:07.440
and I'm like, all the shape
flavors you're taken away barbecue? Are you

815
00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:13.199
fucking mad? I'm not. I'm
a slavery shapes guy, Okay, have

816
00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:17.239
been since day one. Savory is
like eating original chips. Though I'm original,

817
00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:25.000
Dana. Sometimes you know very different
people when you think of shapes,

818
00:50:25.039 --> 00:50:29.480
though, what's the flavor you think
of it? The most famous is barbecue,

819
00:50:29.599 --> 00:50:31.320
right, I tend to think savory. That's but again, that's what

820
00:50:31.400 --> 00:50:34.840
we had when I was a kid. I see, I didn't realize shapes

821
00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:42.360
have been round for that long.
That's so sincere. It's not untrue.

822
00:50:44.360 --> 00:50:49.800
But they're camping in the land room
was the kitchen. That's a landrum fireplace.

823
00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:52.400
Yes, I just liked this setting. It's like, you know,

824
00:50:52.840 --> 00:50:54.480
home is telling stories, having a
good time to sleep over, good fun.

825
00:50:58.079 --> 00:51:04.400
That's way this day. You never
see a shark with monkey arms.

826
00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:08.360
Great story, mister Simpson. But
why do all your bedroom stories have commercials

827
00:51:08.440 --> 00:51:12.480
in them? For the Container store? Because if I do it enough,

828
00:51:12.760 --> 00:51:17.559
maybe does start to pay me?
Sleep tight the Continuer store now at five

829
00:51:17.639 --> 00:51:21.920
convenient locations. Why don't we sell
a product place in our stories? We

830
00:51:21.960 --> 00:51:27.000
should? Good idea home? Yeah, oh oh in our store. You're

831
00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:29.920
talking about people in general opposed to
us. I think I'm selling it all

832
00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:34.039
the time. This story is brought
to you by this anecdote is brought to

833
00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:40.079
you by Millhouse. He's happy every
day now and he's going to dream about

834
00:51:40.119 --> 00:51:44.880
waking up because you can't wait another
another day. And it's just doesn't seem

835
00:51:44.920 --> 00:51:49.360
happy, actually happy setting the alarm
in his dreams. Yeah. Now,

836
00:51:49.599 --> 00:51:53.000
meanwhile, they're about to get it
on Kirk and land on the ship and

837
00:51:53.119 --> 00:51:58.719
this time carrying you over the threshold. But unfortunately they just slide away,

838
00:51:58.760 --> 00:52:02.039
so they sort of lose the balance. Yeah, and go overboard, and

839
00:52:02.239 --> 00:52:07.079
he says that you nibbling my knee
reminded me of that film Open Water terrifying,

840
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:09.920
terrifying. Yes, I have sharks. Is that the scariest besides your

841
00:52:10.000 --> 00:52:14.639
scariest shark movie you can remember?
Not jump scared, just putting yourself from

842
00:52:14.639 --> 00:52:20.079
that experience. I was very partial
to the shallows. Yeah, by yourself,

843
00:52:20.400 --> 00:52:22.159
yes, yeah, but at least
you was somewhat close to shore.

844
00:52:22.679 --> 00:52:27.679
These guys are lost in the middle
of the ocean with no land in sight

845
00:52:28.480 --> 00:52:30.920
and the idea of well, we're
probably being left behind. Now, that

846
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:34.480
does suck. I think being that
close to shore and like, oh,

847
00:52:34.599 --> 00:52:37.000
but I can't make it as like, oh no, you're just rubbing salt

848
00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:42.199
in the wounds, which is appropriate
because I'm in salt water. Might watch

849
00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:45.440
a shark movie on the weekend,
watch Free under Paris. Yeah. Whereas

850
00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:50.400
some people call it shark the Triumph, I coveted on it saying yeah,

851
00:52:51.079 --> 00:52:53.079
the giant CG shark. Yeah yeah, and people in the comments as dragged

852
00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:58.039
you did that. One person,
Well, I think it was more iron

853
00:52:58.119 --> 00:53:00.400
than anything. It's like it's less
shark though. Yeah, I know.

854
00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:05.639
That was my my Facebook frend film, Very Clever Guy. Under under Paris

855
00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:08.639
was actually pretty good. Okay,
it was more like deep Blue Sea than

856
00:53:08.679 --> 00:53:12.320
you might imagine. Really, I
think you might enjoy it was was it

857
00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:15.840
physical? Was an actual physical shark
at any point? Was it all c

858
00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:17.199
G? I? If it was
CG, it was very good CG.

859
00:53:17.519 --> 00:53:21.119
Really, okay, I may check
it out. It's all subtitle right French

860
00:53:21.199 --> 00:53:23.119
film? Yeah, you can probably
you know, watch an English dub version.

861
00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:29.840
But instead do you watch oh ship? Now? Now what a shark

862
00:53:29.880 --> 00:53:34.079
in French? Then? Do you
know? Shark? As long as you

863
00:53:34.119 --> 00:53:39.800
say it like that shick? But
but Millhouse they find an animal whole.

864
00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:43.400
I don't know what kind of hole
this what animal this whole belongs to?

865
00:53:43.519 --> 00:53:45.920
So they put the water in to
find out, and it's Trancelors and yeah,

866
00:53:45.920 --> 00:53:47.199
I like the baby burps a lot
and things like that, and Millhouse

867
00:53:47.199 --> 00:53:50.400
says, ain't care my parents ever
come back and having so much fun.

868
00:53:50.719 --> 00:53:53.519
Cut to the festival cruise lines arriving
in a very saving, proper Ryan parody.

869
00:53:53.679 --> 00:53:57.519
It's got the what is that music? I'm not sure, but it's

870
00:53:57.719 --> 00:54:00.559
you know, it's the mournful you
know you don't want that music playing?

871
00:54:00.920 --> 00:54:04.960
Yeah, So it reminded me of
what was the film Oh We watched the

872
00:54:05.000 --> 00:54:08.159
latter forty nine recently forty nine its
stars Junker Build. I'm like, Dad,

873
00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:12.280
it's a fair we're gonna put the
bear out. Spoiler alert for the

874
00:54:12.599 --> 00:54:15.119
not actual dialogue that there's a scene
in the film where a similar kind of

875
00:54:15.159 --> 00:54:17.599
thing with seven part Ryan here,
where they they rock at the door to

876
00:54:17.639 --> 00:54:21.119
say, look, this is it. And throughout the film they've been sort

877
00:54:21.159 --> 00:54:22.719
of saying I never want to see
that car, all right, And then

878
00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:25.039
she looks at the window and sees
that can and it's like, I did

879
00:54:25.119 --> 00:54:28.480
not think this film is going to
end this way. How fucking depressing.

880
00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:31.400
Yeah, it's been a while since
is it Jakin who dies? Yeah?

881
00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:35.960
Yeah, spoiler that's twenty five years
up. But yeah, I was like,

882
00:54:36.199 --> 00:54:37.480
we've been watching this entire film.
It's like I was going to get

883
00:54:37.480 --> 00:54:40.800
out and then he doesn't. You're
like, ah, that's sad, but

884
00:54:40.840 --> 00:54:46.199
I guess realistic because things don't always
go your way. But now the festival

885
00:54:46.199 --> 00:54:49.360
cruise lines have come to say that
the parents are lost at sea, and

886
00:54:49.440 --> 00:54:53.480
bart Spray's millhouse with some water says
drown you whatever, who died? And

887
00:54:53.679 --> 00:54:59.440
my parents obviously well apparently or something
like that. You have my parents are

888
00:54:59.559 --> 00:55:04.079
last year? See are you going
to find him? We'll try, but

889
00:55:04.440 --> 00:55:07.079
have you ever been to this sea? It's huge and we have to search

890
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:12.320
all of them because they are,
you know, connect. But the Simpsons

891
00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:15.239
then say, you can stay here
until you're back on your foot. Where's

892
00:55:15.239 --> 00:55:17.920
he gonna good? Where else is
he going to go? You can stay

893
00:55:17.960 --> 00:55:22.039
here. I'm not going to go
home. But he says you can have

894
00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:24.960
a bedtime an hour later, so
you can have some alone time with your

895
00:55:25.039 --> 00:55:30.760
thoughts. If I were writing this
episode, I would perhaps add a little

896
00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:37.159
element of not like a ticking clock
kind of thing, where what's the episode

897
00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:39.920
you've got? Stupid babies need the
most attention. You need human service to

898
00:55:39.960 --> 00:55:44.159
come in and say, Okay,
we're gonna take bart to the We're going

899
00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:47.719
to take real hoouse to the orphanage. Yeah, oh, we're gonna have

900
00:55:47.800 --> 00:55:52.159
to find like his last living relative
or something like that, which sends bart

901
00:55:52.199 --> 00:55:54.199
On a quest to find who what's
his name is? Zach? Yeah,

902
00:55:54.840 --> 00:55:58.519
well not really Zach. He's Haid
another name. We'll get to it,

903
00:55:58.599 --> 00:56:00.960
but yeah, he's the cool uncle
uncle. Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't

904
00:56:01.000 --> 00:56:04.639
try and find his next closest relative
anyway, he's got a grandma. Maybe

905
00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:07.880
she's gone, who knows anyway,
Not these guys that would ruin the story

906
00:56:08.079 --> 00:56:12.280
they trying to tell you, such
as it is. Yes, the next

907
00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:14.519
thing is the breakfast. See when
home is going through all the various names

908
00:56:14.559 --> 00:56:17.039
that are ocean related. Hey,
come on, why don't you cheer up

909
00:56:17.079 --> 00:56:22.400
with a glass of ocean spray?
Oh oh boy, forget that. How

910
00:56:22.440 --> 00:56:30.039
about some captain crunch. It's seven
seas Italian dressing, No, No Chicken

911
00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:34.000
of the Sea, tunic CA,
the Ocean CD, the history of Atlantic

912
00:56:34.079 --> 00:56:37.159
records stop meaning things. Won't you
but a cat and got a mouse?

913
00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:43.480
Good idea, I'll drown my sorrows
and anchor steam beer. I'm sorry,

914
00:56:43.920 --> 00:56:49.000
I woo again though it's fine,
it's funny, but I've had it before

915
00:56:49.360 --> 00:56:52.199
neuro times this season already. And
Marge says, you know, there's always

916
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:53.880
hope. I like this. I
always hope they can find them. I'm

917
00:56:53.920 --> 00:56:59.760
just letting you guys know that we
stop looking again. It's one of those

918
00:56:59.800 --> 00:57:02.079
guys that if you had it in
Golden age, Simpson to be like,

919
00:57:02.320 --> 00:57:06.920
that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, but then let's millhouse. We'll try

920
00:57:06.920 --> 00:57:07.800
to let him win the video game
fight, but he doesn't want to.

921
00:57:08.159 --> 00:57:15.079
Now what is this game? What
is bar bar all for? Final fracas?

922
00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:20.960
According to fah, yeah, already
enough pain in this world. Let's

923
00:57:20.960 --> 00:57:22.840
just pay the checking. Go And
I was like, that's a really depressing

924
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:27.639
line. And then he pays the
check in the game, like it sounds

925
00:57:27.679 --> 00:57:29.719
like you're saying, let's just end
it all. Let's just like take our

926
00:57:29.719 --> 00:57:31.559
own life. Life's good enough.
Pay Let's just pay the check and go.

927
00:57:31.639 --> 00:57:34.960
And I was like, holy shit, how morbid. And then he

928
00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:38.719
pays the check. It's a really
good I mean, not to get terribly

929
00:57:38.800 --> 00:57:44.639
morbid, but say you've got a
diagnosis, a terminal diagnosis, and you

930
00:57:44.719 --> 00:57:47.480
were going to announce it on social
media. I think opening up would saying

931
00:57:47.559 --> 00:57:52.199
like, oh, time to pay
the check, Like what a cool dude.

932
00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:57.719
The great singer songwriter Warren Zevon,
when he knew that he was dying,

933
00:57:57.800 --> 00:58:00.000
he named his last album my Rides
Here. I think, if I

934
00:58:00.119 --> 00:58:02.840
know that I'm going to die,
that's what I'm going to start the Facebook

935
00:58:02.840 --> 00:58:07.280
post of where I announced by emminent
demands, Like well, well am I

936
00:58:07.360 --> 00:58:10.280
right? Yeah? So cool,
that's very very cool and this is the

937
00:58:10.280 --> 00:58:14.800
sort of the first glimpse at Millhouse
being millihouw, yeah, cool Millhouse.

938
00:58:15.159 --> 00:58:17.199
Maggie then offers Milhouse's bottle, you
could use it pick me up. Then

939
00:58:17.199 --> 00:58:20.480
he sees his reflection and he realizes
that, you know, he's become a

940
00:58:20.519 --> 00:58:23.000
big baby. Can't drink his movie
out of a barber barba what he calls

941
00:58:23.000 --> 00:58:25.760
it. I believe so yes,
And he realized he needs he's alone now,

942
00:58:25.800 --> 00:58:30.039
he needs to be a man sent
look after himself. Homer. Meanwhile,

943
00:58:30.039 --> 00:58:31.840
I was looking for the wedding Memories
book to try and see Marge's eyes.

944
00:58:32.000 --> 00:58:35.639
Then no other photos around the house. I just just dawned on me.

945
00:58:35.719 --> 00:58:37.519
Well that's the thing. When she
covered all the when he was looking,

946
00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:38.199
I'm like, why aren't you looking
for a photo? And then of

947
00:58:38.280 --> 00:58:42.960
course they got to the Yeah,
as she covered all the photos. How

948
00:58:43.000 --> 00:58:45.599
she covered all the photos? I
don't know anyway, but like the what's

949
00:58:45.639 --> 00:58:50.440
the code our anniversary? Like yeah, that works that, Like that feels

950
00:58:50.440 --> 00:58:52.800
like classic Simpsons kids are now plays
the way, did you see what were

951
00:58:52.840 --> 00:58:57.800
the numbers that the thing was actually
on? It was twenty eight twenty something.

952
00:58:58.039 --> 00:59:01.559
He had forty forty That means thing. I don't know. I think

953
00:59:01.599 --> 00:59:07.639
everything means something. There means something
in this episode, I don't know it

954
00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:09.559
does it? I don't know?
Okay, does it? Do you tell

955
00:59:09.639 --> 00:59:12.559
me? I think it's just you
know, when you put the cord and

956
00:59:12.599 --> 00:59:14.280
it's just sort of you split it
around. I was just trying to psych

957
00:59:14.320 --> 00:59:16.960
out there. So then the kids
are playing marbles at school and they see

958
00:59:17.000 --> 00:59:21.639
Millhouse in the shadows. At least
it's taken the back, and do you

959
00:59:21.719 --> 00:59:23.920
have a marble guat it was a
marble guy. Yeah. I love them.

960
00:59:24.360 --> 00:59:28.559
I used to get the big bags
of them. Yeah. We had

961
00:59:28.599 --> 00:59:31.079
a brief phase when I was when
I was very young, Jack's got in,

962
00:59:31.480 --> 00:59:34.920
Jacks came back. Jacks came back. Yeah, they had little eyeballs

963
00:59:34.920 --> 00:59:37.840
on them instead my little characters.
And then they went out and Yoyos came

964
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:39.559
back. For a minute it was
Jack's. No, I was I thinking

965
00:59:39.599 --> 00:59:44.119
knuckles Knuckles are different, right?
I think no? I think the knuckles

966
00:59:44.119 --> 00:59:45.519
and Jacks Knuckles is another name for
Jack's, is okay? Yeah, cause

967
00:59:46.159 --> 00:59:49.480
I think they caught him knuckles in
the nineties, not Jack's, because I

968
00:59:49.519 --> 00:59:52.320
believe the original Jacks were made out
of like knuckle boones. Really, OK,

969
00:59:52.559 --> 00:59:53.079
that makes sense. They used to
look like nothing. You just try

970
00:59:53.119 --> 00:59:55.599
and catch them on your knuckles.
It was a good game. But after

971
00:59:55.639 --> 00:59:59.360
about five minutes you're like, yeah, I'm do this. I'm gonna go

972
00:59:59.400 --> 01:00:05.800
play video games. Wait a minute, they're not invented yet, so it

973
01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:10.320
would be a good Simpsons gag.
That's because steal video game. Wait a

974
01:00:10.320 --> 01:00:13.920
minute, that invented. I mean, it's stupid, but it would work.

975
01:00:14.360 --> 01:00:16.199
I got to do my Homer flashback
up. I got to do the

976
01:00:16.239 --> 01:00:22.039
stand up stand up coming. Yeah, I'm glad that you explained to the

977
01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:24.159
listeners what you were doing there before
you did it, because they'd be like,

978
01:00:24.440 --> 01:00:27.880
why is it signed for five seconds? It's because guy's gone, eh,

979
01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:36.000
we're gonna we're pivoting the video here. Nelson makes fun at least for

980
01:00:36.079 --> 01:00:37.679
knowing Millhouse, and then it makes
fun of him saying your mum said glug

981
01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:39.800
gluck, and I was like,
holy ship, Yeah that's cold. Yeah,

982
01:00:39.880 --> 01:00:44.880
that is cold blood. My Mielhouse
doesn't give a ship. Tears would

983
01:00:44.880 --> 01:00:46.440
cleanse my soul. Least is like, oh my god, I brief,

984
01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:52.639
Oh my god. That's become our
recurrent gag. Now, yeah, we

985
01:00:52.079 --> 01:00:54.360
were doing well for a second,
had come up with new gags for the

986
01:00:54.400 --> 01:00:58.039
Simpson and then all of a sudden, we're just reverting to Oh, Southark,

987
01:00:58.079 --> 01:01:01.559
wasn't it the South voices? Oh
my god, I got mister kat

988
01:01:01.599 --> 01:01:06.800
I'm a goat Jimmy though it's all
right, I mean, come on,

989
01:01:07.000 --> 01:01:12.960
come man, all right, Lisa
thinks he's brave beat me up there.

990
01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:15.559
Maybe I'll feel something. Oh if
I saw a kid says at school,

991
01:01:15.559 --> 01:01:19.119
I'll probably go, what a bad
He's not scared of being beaten up on

992
01:01:19.239 --> 01:01:22.679
my and Nelson in return doesn't want
to beat him u because there's no point.

993
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:24.639
It's like that's how you get bullies, no reaction. It's like,

994
01:01:24.760 --> 01:01:27.800
I'm a bit of a guy who
wants to be beaten up. This isn't

995
01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:30.559
fun. I would have applaud a
kid if you did this at school.

996
01:01:30.679 --> 01:01:35.679
It is not just reverse psychology.
Is the jiu jitsu, throw it down

997
01:01:35.719 --> 01:01:38.360
flip and reverse psychology. That's great
because some kids might say that and then

998
01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:39.880
when they have a fist in their
face, so you go, oh,

999
01:01:39.920 --> 01:01:43.360
actually, he's like, no,
do it. And then then Nelson's like,

1000
01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:45.119
oh, well okay, I won't
then, but Lisa then holds his

1001
01:01:45.239 --> 01:01:49.119
hand and he's too numb to feel
anything, and Lisa thinks it's so poetic,

1002
01:01:49.480 --> 01:01:51.199
and Bart says, you know,
he's happy to see him get some

1003
01:01:51.239 --> 01:01:52.400
hand in hand action, he thinks, but he thinks that he's still the

1004
01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:57.360
cool kid. And meanwhile, Nelson
says, wait till lunchtime. Even Ralph

1005
01:01:57.360 --> 01:02:00.880
won't sit with Bart. You're just
embarrassing yourself. You're embarrass yourself, and

1006
01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:05.400
everyone invites Milhouse to their place after
school. If you're a fan of everything

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I liked Milhouse being at their house right

1015
01:02:35.719 --> 01:02:37.440
gave a reason to have the family
involved and didn't feel like we're comming back

1016
01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:39.840
to the Simpson We're coming back to
the Simpsons because Milhouse was living with them.

1017
01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:43.400
So he gets off the bus at
their house. Lisa is just in

1018
01:02:43.480 --> 01:02:45.199
love with him. Now the boys
all want to you know, he says,

1019
01:02:45.199 --> 01:02:46.719
I'm going to walk alone. The
boys saying, oh my god,

1020
01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:49.599
that's great. And he's like,
I'm going to work some stuff out.

1021
01:02:49.599 --> 01:02:52.800
And the girl's like, oh my
god. I never forget when Elliott came

1022
01:02:52.880 --> 01:02:57.000
home from daycare, right, and
so how's the day he goes good?

1023
01:02:57.239 --> 01:02:59.239
Henry was sad though. I said, oh, oh was it? What?

1024
01:02:59.280 --> 01:03:02.199
What was Henry saying? He guess
he's going through some stuff. You're

1025
01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:07.519
four? What stuff are you going
through? You know? It's just he's

1026
01:03:07.559 --> 01:03:13.559
going through some stuff. You can't
make that up. It's like when I

1027
01:03:13.679 --> 01:03:16.119
had just met Lou this was five
years ago, and her young her younger

1028
01:03:16.159 --> 01:03:21.360
son Felix was getting like a big
game out of the fridge or something,

1029
01:03:21.400 --> 01:03:37.039
and he opened it's five o'clock somewhere. Kids are amazing. Some ship the

1030
01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:40.280
Holy a new thing now is here. We say, sounds good. She

1031
01:03:40.360 --> 01:03:45.519
has good sounds. Do you want
to go to the shop. Yeah?

1032
01:03:45.519 --> 01:03:50.440
Good sounds to steal my co hosting
role on the podcast and coming up with

1033
01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:54.360
Zingers know she's not We sawry before
earlier she came in, she got shit

1034
01:03:54.400 --> 01:03:57.679
scared. Whether it was the camera
or you, I'm not too sure it

1035
01:03:57.800 --> 01:04:02.760
was, but yes, Millhouse.
You know he wants to be alone,

1036
01:04:02.760 --> 01:04:05.559
he's gonna work some stuff out.
But then does the crump. Everyone thinks

1037
01:04:05.599 --> 01:04:08.920
it's ridiculous, the Marshes. I'll
come with your honey, and we get

1038
01:04:08.920 --> 01:04:12.159
the iconic Marsch crump dance. The
crumb dance itself not so iconic, but

1039
01:04:12.360 --> 01:04:15.000
just there's a visual of Marshal like
leaning down. You see that. A

1040
01:04:15.039 --> 01:04:19.559
lot of Simpsons memes we come up
from commercial Partsi's Millhouse now is more popular

1041
01:04:19.559 --> 01:04:23.039
than have He's more popularan him in
the school paper. It used to be

1042
01:04:23.039 --> 01:04:26.480
a comic figure. Now he's a
tragic one. And Homer says, stop

1043
01:04:26.559 --> 01:04:30.000
speaking your thoughts out loud, which
was a metagag because why do people do

1044
01:04:30.360 --> 01:04:31.800
sometimes watching TV shows and I'm like, why are you talking to yourself?

1045
01:04:31.880 --> 01:04:34.800
Why are you saying all these things? I'll coop it out, read your

1046
01:04:34.840 --> 01:04:39.400
mind, And then of course Homer
then says, now what to do about

1047
01:04:39.639 --> 01:04:45.199
marsh but then calls the uncle in
Solvang. Solvang. Yeah, yeah,

1048
01:04:45.360 --> 01:04:47.159
California. I need to look this
up. Actual place, not for sure,

1049
01:04:47.480 --> 01:04:50.599
because they're very specific with the gags. Yeah, it felt like very

1050
01:04:50.760 --> 01:04:55.239
Simpsons go somewhere gay, didn't it? But he gives in Danish butter cookies

1051
01:04:55.280 --> 01:04:58.000
at Christmas time and you get that. A little bit of Denmark in the

1052
01:04:58.079 --> 01:05:02.360
California East Coast sounds about whatever the
Californi Coaster it's like. In South Australia,

1053
01:05:02.440 --> 01:05:09.480
there's that either German place Berenberg that
that it's not called that thoughts of

1054
01:05:09.639 --> 01:05:12.400
h the actual name for it.
Oh yeah, but I mean that the

1055
01:05:12.920 --> 01:05:16.480
strip it's all German shops, that
what you're talking about. Yeah, it's

1056
01:05:16.519 --> 01:05:21.719
not even a strip. It feels
like an actual town or suburb like that

1057
01:05:21.800 --> 01:05:27.480
place that that's Flannders went to that
time, the place he went to and

1058
01:05:27.519 --> 01:05:29.800
everyone was all happy and nice and
you didn't like it there? Oh that's

1059
01:05:29.920 --> 01:05:35.559
right, German street. It was
h Yeah, Harndorf. Yeah. I

1060
01:05:36.079 --> 01:05:41.480
did a road trip to Adelaigh once
and near stopped off in Harndorf and I

1061
01:05:41.480 --> 01:05:49.519
did have Did you order it like
that? Please state the premises on your

1062
01:05:49.559 --> 01:05:58.119
only card Or kicking his chemicals.
Please, they're using snaz he fun boys

1063
01:06:00.599 --> 01:06:02.760
off to Let's just do it?
Was real, It was really nice.

1064
01:06:03.840 --> 01:06:08.559
The brad first or handleff the handle. Yeah, it feels like but you're

1065
01:06:08.559 --> 01:06:10.719
there for like half down and you're
like, I'm done, I'm done.

1066
01:06:10.760 --> 01:06:13.199
Yeah, I've got all the I've
got my old the verse I need.

1067
01:06:15.119 --> 01:06:20.280
Well, that's the Can I make
a terrible joke? I was driving to

1068
01:06:20.320 --> 01:06:23.559
Adelaide. Should you reckon this joke? Yeah? Oh yeah, no,

1069
01:06:23.639 --> 01:06:27.239
no it's not. It's not a
bad joke in terms of tasteless. It's

1070
01:06:27.239 --> 01:06:29.440
not going to be getting me cancels. It's just it's just a dad joke.

1071
01:06:29.480 --> 01:06:30.719
Okay, I love that joke.
Yeah. Well, I was driving

1072
01:06:30.719 --> 01:06:34.280
to Adelaide and I saw the sign
for handorf IoT. It was a bit

1073
01:06:34.360 --> 01:06:41.559
hungry, so I took a turn
for the worst. It should be a

1074
01:06:41.639 --> 01:06:49.559
tour for the first right. Not
explaining what's it called Solvang City in California

1075
01:06:49.639 --> 01:06:55.119
actual place? That was straight up
a gag you get out of the Christmas

1076
01:06:55.760 --> 01:07:03.519
bomb bomb thing. Solvang is a
city in southern California's Santa Inez Valley.

1077
01:07:03.760 --> 01:07:08.159
Okay, sorry about that. Lotsos
pronunciation. It is known for his Danish

1078
01:07:08.199 --> 01:07:12.199
style architecture and many wineries. Sounds
all right, But meanwhile, those at

1079
01:07:12.199 --> 01:07:15.719
the airport wedding for Norbert, and
we get gay lord q tinkledink and I

1080
01:07:15.800 --> 01:07:16.639
was like, well, we couldn't
go and up over there a gay joe

1081
01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:19.880
kill me? No, not at
all. Norbert then flies in in his

1082
01:07:20.039 --> 01:07:24.760
own plane. Nobbitt's his name,
but call him Zach much called the Norbert,

1083
01:07:25.719 --> 01:07:29.000
and he's doing he's doing like cool
turns and in his biplane. I

1084
01:07:29.079 --> 01:07:32.840
felt very The story felt very slight
grounded and believable to an extent. And

1085
01:07:32.960 --> 01:07:36.400
this guy is coming into someone like
this just feels like so like random in

1086
01:07:36.519 --> 01:07:39.679
this story, That's what I mean. It's like, let's get silly.

1087
01:07:39.840 --> 01:07:42.760
He's a cool guy that flies his
own planes and doesn't care. He's playing

1088
01:07:42.800 --> 01:07:46.559
blows up and I was like,
what, Yeah, it's just we're abandoning

1089
01:07:46.639 --> 01:07:50.119
reality. And he wasn't even a
guest star. That's true, I'm guessing.

1090
01:07:50.440 --> 01:07:54.679
I don't know. Well, he's
brought in this character for for some

1091
01:07:54.880 --> 01:07:58.559
random reason anyway, But then because
the whole and then Danish not Dutch,

1092
01:07:59.599 --> 01:08:01.960
I couldn't I didn't get it.
No, I don't take any start.

1093
01:08:02.880 --> 01:08:06.119
I was like, Hamlet, difference
is there between Danish and large don't know,

1094
01:08:06.480 --> 01:08:09.960
probably a lot to them. I
imagine I'm gonna we're gonna have a

1095
01:08:10.000 --> 01:08:15.359
lot of Danes and Dutch people.
Well, let me explain, yes,

1096
01:08:15.760 --> 01:08:19.880
cracks knuckles. But Zach arrives at
the school, Millhouse says, I don't

1097
01:08:19.920 --> 01:08:23.520
need you. I don't need you, and no, I sees you've shed

1098
01:08:23.560 --> 01:08:27.720
your Dutch ways and become a true
Dane. And so I just don't get

1099
01:08:27.800 --> 01:08:30.520
They keep going with the Dutch and
Danish game. Yeah. Tell you what

1100
01:08:30.640 --> 01:08:35.680
though, in a nice sort of
united unified theory of fourthing a discount money,

1101
01:08:35.840 --> 01:08:40.800
we're going to be talking about Terrence
Philip behind the blow episode of Going

1102
01:08:40.840 --> 01:08:43.720
down to South Park, which we're
going to record after this. What is

1103
01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:47.920
Philip appearing in in that episode?
Hamlet aka the Dane. Yeah, we

1104
01:08:48.000 --> 01:08:53.520
didn't prepare this. This would preclude
us preparing anything. Didn't happen. No

1105
01:08:53.680 --> 01:08:58.960
notes, no notes, Millhouse,
there's someone who wants to see you,

1106
01:09:01.079 --> 01:09:05.359
uncle, Zack Millhouse. Your parents
may be gone, but I'm here for

1107
01:09:05.479 --> 01:09:11.000
you now. Well, I don't
need you. I've learned to take care

1108
01:09:11.039 --> 01:09:15.680
of myself. I see you've become
quite a young man, self reliant,

1109
01:09:15.800 --> 01:09:20.199
mature, you've shed your Dutch ways
and become a true day But perhaps you're

1110
01:09:20.279 --> 01:09:29.000
not too cool to give your uncle
a hug. I promise you won't be

1111
01:09:29.039 --> 01:09:40.520
alone anymore, son, And that
takes care of that man. No,

1112
01:09:40.640 --> 01:09:45.520
he's even more popular. He's troubled, but I can save him all for

1113
01:09:45.760 --> 01:09:48.439
crying out loud. This was a
nice moment here with Millhouse though, because

1114
01:09:48.479 --> 01:09:51.199
he's trying to act tough. You
know, this isn't the real Millhouse,

1115
01:09:51.239 --> 01:09:56.560
but he's putting on this strong sort
of exterior. But then he promises,

1116
01:09:56.600 --> 01:09:58.439
you know, won't be a larone
anymore, son, and just brings him

1117
01:09:58.439 --> 01:10:00.920
into a Millhouse sort of like cracks
and just he's a big cut on.

1118
01:10:00.000 --> 01:10:03.359
He's like, okayed, I need
some sort of support. Homer is,

1119
01:10:03.399 --> 01:10:08.720
then we haven't actually seen Millhouse sad
about his parents, like actually weep.

1120
01:10:09.560 --> 01:10:14.079
That's he's clearly sad, but it's
such a bone deep sadness. So it's

1121
01:10:14.159 --> 01:10:19.119
manifesting itself as this absolute distream boat. Yeah, as this moody dreamboat.

1122
01:10:19.560 --> 01:10:24.600
Homer's raking leaves trying to guess much's
eye color things like brown orange alm Rake

1123
01:10:24.680 --> 01:10:30.359
guessing that's similar to what was it
the Oh no, it was the the

1124
01:10:30.479 --> 01:10:34.079
same gag as the Wigan one.
That's right, closing credits. That's the

1125
01:10:34.239 --> 01:10:41.600
same joke. We're for recycling planet
and all that. But still but again

1126
01:10:41.760 --> 01:10:44.920
they closing credits. That's another one
of those things where it's saying things over

1127
01:10:45.159 --> 01:10:47.920
just listing, listing, listing.
Yeah, Grandpa, there is just randomly

1128
01:10:47.960 --> 01:10:51.000
there on the on them on the
hammit because he has to say something here,

1129
01:10:51.000 --> 01:10:54.560
reminds me about the song that he
wrote for Marge and uses a rate

1130
01:10:54.640 --> 01:10:56.880
to pretend to play the song.
He remembers that Marge ever hears it,

1131
01:10:57.039 --> 01:10:59.960
and she reveals her hazel eyes and
all as well in the world. Yeah,

1132
01:11:00.159 --> 01:11:04.239
happy again, Millhouse. That's a
similar story to Hank Hill when he's

1133
01:11:04.239 --> 01:11:08.880
sang the Peaga leg song. Oh
yeah, last ending that wasn't an episode

1134
01:11:08.920 --> 01:11:13.359
four I reckon the season one.
Millhouse and Zach then arrive and the plane

1135
01:11:13.359 --> 01:11:15.399
blows up. Let Milhouse fly the
plane. I think he didn't turn the

1136
01:11:15.439 --> 01:11:18.079
engine off or something. It explodes. He's happy for that. He doesn't

1137
01:11:18.079 --> 01:11:23.159
give a shit obviously, Rich I
guess, but then asks you know why

1138
01:11:23.159 --> 01:11:25.720
am I annoyed at? Why my
annoy about Millhouse? You know, everyone

1139
01:11:25.800 --> 01:11:28.239
loving him, as she explained to
him, is because you miss him.

1140
01:11:28.279 --> 01:11:30.800
It's not jealousy. He miss him, and I actually had that my notes

1141
01:11:30.840 --> 01:11:33.399
at the start. I like that
Bart's anger towards Millhouse wasn't and a jealousy

1142
01:11:33.439 --> 01:11:35.720
of him saying I want to be
the cool kid. It's just he wants

1143
01:11:35.800 --> 01:11:40.640
Millhouse back and everyone he used to
be the only one that actually likes Millhouse

1144
01:11:40.760 --> 01:11:43.039
and now everyone loves him. But
it's not the real Millhouse, and he

1145
01:11:43.119 --> 01:11:45.199
knows who the real Millhouse is,
and he is this Millhouse's line here,

1146
01:11:45.239 --> 01:11:48.720
when you're mean, I'm a trampoline. I like I would have used that

1147
01:11:48.720 --> 01:11:51.279
when I was a kid, when
I'm when you're mean, I'm a trampoline

1148
01:11:51.279 --> 01:11:55.439
and bounces back and hits you.
That's a Millhouse line. Skinner then says

1149
01:11:55.479 --> 01:11:58.600
that Millhouse is leaving just random.
He's going now he's going to be going

1150
01:11:58.640 --> 01:12:00.000
to live with his uncle and the
live via a hot air balloon, but

1151
01:12:00.119 --> 01:12:04.079
says, don't go. We make
fun of mister Johnson that he goes into

1152
01:12:04.119 --> 01:12:06.600
the rope. He climbs the rope
and who's up for a trip around the

1153
01:12:06.600 --> 01:12:10.680
world? So random. Then it
just cuts to Kirk and Lewen, who

1154
01:12:10.760 --> 01:12:13.960
have stranded on an island that built
a hang glider. They're about to fly

1155
01:12:14.159 --> 01:12:16.119
back to safety, and then they
drive straight into the hot air balloon and

1156
01:12:16.199 --> 01:12:18.960
Milhous is happy that they're not going
to he's going to be self religed anymore.

1157
01:12:19.239 --> 01:12:23.680
And Zach and Kirk fight over the
term Dutchman the end. Yeah,

1158
01:12:24.520 --> 01:12:28.560
the last two minutes of this episode. What happened? That happened? Yeah?

1159
01:12:30.199 --> 01:12:32.560
What was the point of Zach?
That was such a bizarre addition now

1160
01:12:32.600 --> 01:12:35.239
that you think about it, now
that you bought it up, What was

1161
01:12:35.279 --> 01:12:41.439
the point of having Zach? Yeah, I don't know. From a story

1162
01:12:42.039 --> 01:12:45.119
stretched point of view, the only
reason to have Zach was to get them

1163
01:12:45.880 --> 01:12:46.520
to the hot air balloon, to
get them to the island, to get

1164
01:12:46.520 --> 01:12:48.760
the reunion. Why couldn't I have
just gone to look for them again?

1165
01:12:48.800 --> 01:12:55.560
Why couldn't they have Why couldn't have
one of the navy guys, coast Guard

1166
01:12:55.560 --> 01:12:59.840
guards or whatever become like a surrogate
uncle. That's one is incredibly insensitive,

1167
01:13:00.520 --> 01:13:02.079
No, We're never gonna find him. The other one's like we could try

1168
01:13:02.119 --> 01:13:04.359
and help the kid out because you
just know we're never gonna see Norbit again.

1169
01:13:04.720 --> 01:13:09.319
No random eighty five percent of this
episode I really enjoyed. Upon reflection,

1170
01:13:09.640 --> 01:13:13.000
that addition of Zach just felt random
to me. I think it's because

1171
01:13:13.000 --> 01:13:15.800
the Dutch Danish jokes just fell flat
with me as well. Well, here's

1172
01:13:15.840 --> 01:13:21.520
the thing. If you make a
sandwiches eighty five percent tasty ingredients and fifteen

1173
01:13:21.520 --> 01:13:30.600
percent dirt, genuine dirt, not
even the storeboard dirt dirt. I really

1174
01:13:30.680 --> 01:13:36.520
taste the dirt in the sandwich.
It's really messing with my mortardella experience.

1175
01:13:38.159 --> 01:13:41.880
What do we learn? Saw you
left the episode of Davis? Uh that

1176
01:13:42.720 --> 01:13:46.800
in Barbaral four final for car always
bet On Suit, I learned I need

1177
01:13:46.840 --> 01:13:54.000
to stop drinking my moomo from Holly's
Bubba instead drink your meta mood from this

1178
01:13:56.279 --> 01:14:00.960
Why it's a good meta mood.
I had no idea. Man from forward,

1179
01:14:01.039 --> 01:14:04.720
your names will be It's a Guy
Davis New Name Championship. Currently the

1180
01:14:04.760 --> 01:14:09.720
board stands at this in first position, we have Adam Moorehouse and Philip Jay

1181
01:14:09.720 --> 01:14:13.920
Hawkins on seven points. In second
position on five points, Kyle Muldoon clever

1182
01:14:14.079 --> 01:14:17.760
Kyle and in third position on three
points, David Mott and Jared Horby take

1183
01:14:17.800 --> 01:14:19.399
it away with it, Davis,
what do we have this week? It's

1184
01:14:19.439 --> 01:14:25.359
a race? Okay? One point
goes to Millhouse undivided. Oh, it's

1185
01:14:25.359 --> 01:14:28.520
another point for mister Matt Collins puts
him now on too well done, mc

1186
01:14:28.560 --> 01:14:31.439
Collins, Matt. Two points goes
to of course, I was gonna choose

1187
01:14:31.479 --> 01:14:35.960
this Millhouse of Pain. I feel
like you mentioned House of Pain at least

1188
01:14:35.960 --> 01:14:41.800
once every ten episodes. We're about
yes for a shout out, So that

1189
01:14:41.880 --> 01:14:44.600
would be Steve Roberts. He knows
you well, man, Steve. Yeah,

1190
01:14:44.640 --> 01:14:46.159
So Steve Robbins now and a little
boar with the two points and three

1191
01:14:46.199 --> 01:14:53.720
points goes to three points goes to
Van overboard. Ooh, interesting, so

1192
01:14:53.840 --> 01:14:58.239
that we now have a different second
position. It's not only Clever Kyle,

1193
01:14:58.880 --> 01:15:01.479
it's now Jared Hornby three points there
all right, Jared, Jared Odd six

1194
01:15:01.600 --> 01:15:05.359
points and Clever Kyle's now in a
third position on five points. So outright

1195
01:15:05.439 --> 01:15:10.199
second is Jared Hornby. But does
mean Adam Willhouse and Philip Jay Hawkins are

1196
01:15:10.199 --> 01:15:13.239
still in first position on seven points, just hanging on there by one point

1197
01:15:13.439 --> 01:15:15.319
five, six, seven, one
two three. Wow, that's getting close,

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all right, guys. Well that
is our review of Little Orphan.

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pilot episodes of old and new shows. But the second episode of TV launch

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Pot is it an iconic show?
One of the most iconic teen dramas of

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all time? Is it called a
teen drama? Teen drama? It's got

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teenagers in it, and as a
somewhat of a drama, it's kind of

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dramatic. It's a great show.
So that's gonna be the episode two of

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TV launch Pot. The first episode
was Bob's Burgers, which was a lot

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of fun. Yeah, it's a
great show, but doesn't have a great

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pilot. This this is the that's
the thing. Yeah, this is what

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we'll discuss because we have to sort
of review the pilot in its own little

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like what would you call it?
Bubble bubble? Yeah, so even if

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we love the show, it's like, would this episode make you want to

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watch more? Yeah? So yes, that's what the whole purpose of TV

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launch Pod is. Well, also
entertainment. Entertainment, yes, relatability the

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hook well yeah no, but the
whole point of TV launch pot is to

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entertain the listeners. Yes, well
yeah, and we don't want to make

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it homework for we don't at all
enough homework. Next episode of season nineteen

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we shall be reviewing. It's called
Husband and Knives. I wonder what it

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could be A bad I thought it
might be a margin Homer marriage and crisis

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story. What who would have thought? Anyway, you guys, what do

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you actually think Husband and Knives?
Without looking at the plot Husband and Knives,

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what do you think? I think
Homer becomes some sort of chef.

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I would speculate that it's some kind
of murder mystery. Murder mystery, Yeah,

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like a Knives Out? Is that
what you're feeling? Maybe you see

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that they've started filming the next Knives
Out seat. I haven't watched the second

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one yet, that's all right,
Yeah, I've heard it's fine, very

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good cast it's in my list of
things to watch. We are very good

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cast with this new one. Okay, yeah, well they've always got very

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good casts over these films they do. Ye Anyway, next tiput A Husband

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and Knives can be doing a classic
review as well. Here and there in

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this month i've the month is at
June. That's right, we're more than

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halfway through the year. We are, indeed, Ali, it's going to

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be six very very soon. It's
all happening. You're going on a holiday

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at Bali again. I'm going away
for a few days to We're taking the

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kids to dandy knocks, to hills
or Sainctuarine things like that. The Dani

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Knungs is a very nice part of
the world. It is, indeed all

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right. Guys, think you four
of your sport? He add four finger

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discount. Mister Davis, you've gobbing
your hands together. Any final words for

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those amazing listeners out there. Well, you think putting pineapple and potatoes al

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is bad, try putting sweetness in
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