So before I forget, you had said, there's a game that you want
to show us how to play, but we can't do it on the radio.
You gotta do it on the Minnesota go buying friends so that they do
it with their friends. And it's just as simple as would you put your
dick in it? So any any type of hole, any hole they see
anywhere, so they'll let go pass a train, there's an exhaust, would
you put your would you put your dick in it? And then they come
up with funny reasons why they would or wouldn't, So like they would.
We went to dinner and they had a teapot and they go, oh,
let me get a picture of the spout of this teapot real quick. The
text of the friend to say, would you put your pee in it?
Um? I think it's kind of funny, I really don't. UM.
There was an old commercial on Saturday Night Live back in the nineties where a
car was like, oh, this car is so sexy. This is a
very sexy car. And Will Ferrell was standing behind the car fucking it and
yeah, and it was like this is basically he was saying, this car
is so sexy, you're gonna want to have sex with it? Yeah,
and that's funny. Um, but I would never I mean, of course
not. I don't really want to put mine in anything. Um, and
neither does anything want mine in it? So what I with a pump?
Ativity. It's your challenge, your creativity of why you would obviously you don't
want to enroll why okay, Okay, it's a funny bit. Okay.
Then you challenges like why would you why all of a sudden did you want
to with that train exhaust but not with this teapot? You know, Um,
well, train exhaust would be very hot, But then I mean hot
might feel really good. I mean body heat is ninety eight point six or
so degrees. What if you were putting in something that was like really hot,
like one hundred and twenty degrees, it might be like, oh that's
really that's really sexy. That kind of thing. Sure, okay, sure,
yeah, anything else if you're wondering about would you put your dick in
it? What other things came up? Blender which put you mention a blender
didn't mention that didn't get to the full thing. But it was just a
funny bit that he has with his friends, and I enjoyed it burnhouse,
which that yeah, why not? Well no, here's why I don't want
that bird. Confuse it for a worm, you know, So now we're
pecking on it, you know, yeah, exactly, Yeah, Okay,
well interesting. I don't know that it'll play well on the radio, but
you know, maybe on a road trip. Not on the radio. No,
it's what we did it on this whole podcast podcast instead of on the
radio. All right, let's move on to some emails on the Minnesota goodbye.
Let's see what we got here. Who another long one? So I'm
going to come back to that one if after I preread it, because I
honestly have not got a chance to preread it. Let's try this one a
little bit shorter. You were listening, but you were soliciting stories about finding
parents porn. So here you go. Back in the summer in ninety six,
I was going to be I was going into sixth grade the next year
and allowed to stay home alone. But like any little shit kid, I
started snoopings from my parents closet with some friends one day, probably expecting to
find money. Your presence, imagine my excitement. Now, remember she's in
sixth grade going into sixth grade, about ten years old at that point,
I discovered a crinkled brown grocery bag on a back shelf in the closet.
We enthusiastically open it, only to find two nineteen seventies porno VHS tapes.
Naturally, being the little freaks we were, we watched both titles Trailblazers and
Chocolate and Vanilla. These tapes lived on as sort of cult classics within my
friend group over the next ten years, so much so that I named my
very first car as Chevy Cavalier Nudge, after one of the characters in the
porn. Twenty five years later, I think that paper bag is still in
my parents closet and they have no clue that literally everyone in my friend group
watched their first porn courtesy of the VHS tapes we found in the closet.
Lindsay, that is a great story. I love it. Thank you for
sharing an honor that was for you to expose all your friends to that.
You know, not to get too deep into this, but the first time
I saw a hardcore porn I was eighteen. I never saw like penetration,
hardcore anything like that. I just saw naked people until I went to the
porn store when I was eighteen years old. That's why they're so worried about
the youth. And I say that in a joking but serious way, because
they are exposed to all of that because they all have phones, and it's
like there's no I mean, there is a way to block some of it,
but most people aren't doing it, and it's overexposure desensitizes them. And
it's a scary thing that people are really concerned about because I really don't think
that you should be exposed to what your body is capable of doing with another
consenting adult until you're I don't know. I mean, there's fourteen year olds
they have sex. There's sixteen year olds that have sex. But there's no
way I don't think as six or an eight year old should understand what other
body parts do and that type of thing, and that is kind of scary.
There was something and I don't want to give it too many details,
but somebody I know they've got children that are preteens, children busted watching porn.
Mom and dad were out. Children were busted watching porn and they got
in big trouble for it, and of course they blamed other kids. In
blah blah blah. But it's like, oh my god, they're so young,
they should not see penetrative porn. Seeing naked bodies is one thing,
and that's probably not good either, but penetrative porn is like, that's too
much for a little kid's mind to understand. And it's like scary as a
parent because you can control only so much because you don't know what they're doing
at other friends houses or what friends are doing. And a lot of people
like drugs back in the day or alcohol. They're too afraid to say,
no, I don't want to look at that. I know better because you
don't want to be that person or be uncool or whatever it may be.
I mean, my first experience was definitely like I was in high school.
My friend Joshua Stutsman shout out. He had the channels at his house,
so everyone would come over. His parents were always working. We'd all just
sit around on the couches and it would just be on in the background.
It wasn't like people weren't getting into it. It was like, yeah,
you were talking to the last week, you told a story about how you
went to go wedding dress shopping, and all I came along, you know,
for somebody else, obviously not you. All of your little girl came
along and they said, oh, I want She's like, I want to
try on dresses, and the clerk said, yeah, we will in a
little bit. But then they ran at a time and she did not get
to try on dresses, and you were kind of surprised that all those feelings
were hurt. And the clerk was like, kind of wrote it off.
What a bitch that lady was, says Todd. I'm a guy, so
I don't have any clue how it works there. But I would think as
a business, the better I treat this girl, the more of a sale
I might make with a wedding dress. Now you kind of have a bad
taste in your mouth about that place. Yeah, it was just kind of
puzzling why that happened. It was all right. By the way, I'm
gonna put this in the middle of the podcast, because we never do.
I'm gonna say the email address is Ryan Show at KDWB dot com. Here
we go love listen to you guys every day on the podcast and the iHeartRadio
app. Please don't use my name. I'm looking for some advice from my
husband who is considering leaving his job for another opportunity. He likes his current
job. He likes the work he's doing and the people he works with.
He's good friends with the boss. However, he doesn't love the culture of
the office. They're not social at all, and several people have left recently.
It's also a higher stress environment and long hours during the summer. It
was as small office to begin with, so there are few people left.
He has an opportunity that is horizontal as far as pay is concerned, but
potentially a better office culture, a few fewer hours, and less work stress.
He wants to ultimately have more work life balance and be home more with
his family. He is struggling because there's already been a mass exodus at his
current office, and he really cares about his friend boss. He feels guilty
leaving him hanging. I think he needs to pursue this new opportunity, but
any words of wisdom or advice would be appreciated. He is a kind,
kind human to be concerned about his boss. That is not his problem.
He cannot build his life around his boss's situation, and he can be as
apologetic as he can. He can say give you two weeks notice whatever,
But he is in no way responsible in any way morally or ethically to your
friend his boss. I would also say, I bet that boss is incredibly
stressed as well, and so if the boss was offered a similar opportunity,
I bet the boss would consider, you know, his personal life and his
personal time and family, which is more important than your husband's feelings. You
know, he'd probably feel bad leaving him high and dry, But I think
that at the end of the day, your priority first is your family,
and if that gives him more time with the family and less stress while he
is with the family, seems like an easy answer. Okay, so there's
an answer. I think that is an easy answer. Next one, I
was listening to the radio, not this weekend, but last I heard Rich
Davis on Saturday afternoon. Is that Rich your boss? Yes? Does he
have to fill in if somebody else calls in sick? I mean, yeah,
potentially, he doesn't. Really. A few weeks ago, I made
a really quick reel on Instagram which showed how to make a dairy Queen blizzard
at home is actually super easy and just as good as DQ. My real
now has over four million views. Most of my videos get maybe one hundred
and fifty views. Briar's ice Cream even reached out to me and asked to
use the video on their social media. Am I am I an influencer?
Now why simple twenty second video about making a sweet treat brought so many that's
awesome comments but also brought so many negative comments. I've been lucky enough to
not have to deal with such negativity until now, and I'm not really letting
it affect me too much. But everything from that stupid, you're fat,
and you're an idiot does take a little toll. I did take delight with
these comments, which were misspelled or had horrible grammar. There is a correlation
between uneducated and troll There just is. Yeah. I wish people could be
good to other people. I really do not understand the need for people to
make other people feel bad for no reason. So to everyone out there,
keep your chin up and don't let people online make you feel bad. They
are thanks, Rebecca. I think the thing is with that is it's like
why you got bullied in school. The kids that bullied me, I look
back and I think they probably had a really shitty home life and they probably
were getting bullied or picked on or molested or something at home, and they
felt the need to lash out at somebody else. I was treated wonderfully at
home. Mom and dad were a little bit strict, but they were definitely
loving, and I knew I was safe and never had to worry about getting
beaten or neglected or starving at home, So I didn't feel the need to
pick on anybody. But I think of like, there's one kid and it
doesn't matter what his name is, you don't know him anyway, but he
picked on me in ninth grade relentlessly. It was awful, and it was
humiliating because when you pick on a kid, you're not just picking on him.
All the people around you are watching you get picked on, and you
know you're not big enough to fight back, so you just let them do
it. This kid, he must have had a crap life. He's got
a crap life now. I heard about him at our last class reunion and
he's homeless and he's got a serious drug addiction and alcohol problems. And it
was like, I'm going to guess part of that stem from when he was
little or when he was when he was growing up. So absolutely, I'm
sorry to experienced that though, because I feel like the only thing that we
can do is number one. I've learned. It took a long time to
learn to not engage with them. The easiest thing to do, it's a
block and move on. It's very difficult because you want to engage. And
then another thing is I like, like try to put out as much positivity
as you can into that space or world, Like I try to leave nice
comments on people's posts. I don't know, it's just it's mind boggling that
people feel the right to do that. But but don't be surprised by it,
because every budy knows that Internet rolls exists and Facebook trolls and Instagram trolls,
and we don't get a whole lot because most of the people that look
at our posts on Instagram and Facebook are fans of the show. But once
in a while, somebody will like, out of nowhere, they'll be like,
you know, let's say I've got a new hat, which is a
stupid example, but most people who listen to the show will be like,
hey, sweet hat, nice hat, whatever, or you know, make
of something funny like oh my god, did Josie pick that out or something,
and then once in a while you get something like, you know what,
I never liked you, but now that you've got that stupid hat,
I really hate you. And and we don't tend to focus on those.
Yeah, you're right for most people to follow. If you're right, they
are fans though. It is that the few tiktoks I've had go viral,
that's where the madest comments have come out for sure, because they don't know
me. Yeah, and that is going to wrap it up for the Minnesota
Goodbye. I love to hear from you. To send your emails to Ryan's
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