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So before I forget, you had
said, there's a game that you want

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to show us how to play,
but we can't do it on the radio.

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You gotta do it on the Minnesota
go buying friends so that they do

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it with their friends. And it's
just as simple as would you put your

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dick in it? So any any
type of hole, any hole they see

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anywhere, so they'll let go pass
a train, there's an exhaust, would

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you put your would you put your
dick in it? And then they come

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up with funny reasons why they would
or wouldn't, So like they would.

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We went to dinner and they had
a teapot and they go, oh,

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let me get a picture of the
spout of this teapot real quick. The

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text of the friend to say,
would you put your pee in it?

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Um? I think it's kind of
funny, I really don't. UM.

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There was an old commercial on Saturday
Night Live back in the nineties where a

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car was like, oh, this
car is so sexy. This is a

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very sexy car. And Will Ferrell
was standing behind the car fucking it and

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yeah, and it was like this
is basically he was saying, this car

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is so sexy, you're gonna want
to have sex with it? Yeah,

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and that's funny. Um, but
I would never I mean, of course

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not. I don't really want to
put mine in anything. Um, and

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neither does anything want mine in it? So what I with a pump?

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Ativity. It's your challenge, your
creativity of why you would obviously you don't

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want to enroll why okay, Okay, it's a funny bit. Okay.

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Then you challenges like why would you
why all of a sudden did you want

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to with that train exhaust but not
with this teapot? You know, Um,

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well, train exhaust would be very
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might feel really good. I mean
body heat is ninety eight point six or

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so degrees. What if you were
putting in something that was like really hot,

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like one hundred and twenty degrees,
it might be like, oh that's

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really that's really sexy. That kind
of thing. Sure, okay, sure,

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yeah, anything else if you're wondering
about would you put your dick in

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it? What other things came up? Blender which put you mention a blender

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didn't mention that didn't get to the
full thing. But it was just a

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funny bit that he has with his
friends, and I enjoyed it burnhouse,

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which that yeah, why not?
Well no, here's why I don't want

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that bird. Confuse it for a
worm, you know, So now we're

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pecking on it, you know,
yeah, exactly, Yeah, Okay,

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well interesting. I don't know that
it'll play well on the radio, but

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you know, maybe on a road
trip. Not on the radio. No,

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it's what we did it on this
whole podcast podcast instead of on the

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radio. All right, let's move
on to some emails on the Minnesota goodbye.

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Let's see what we got here.
Who another long one? So I'm

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going to come back to that one
if after I preread it, because I

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honestly have not got a chance to
preread it. Let's try this one a

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little bit shorter. You were listening, but you were soliciting stories about finding

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parents porn. So here you go. Back in the summer in ninety six,

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I was going to be I was
going into sixth grade the next year

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and allowed to stay home alone.
But like any little shit kid, I

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started snoopings from my parents closet with
some friends one day, probably expecting to

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find money. Your presence, imagine
my excitement. Now, remember she's in

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sixth grade going into sixth grade,
about ten years old at that point,

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I discovered a crinkled brown grocery bag
on a back shelf in the closet.

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We enthusiastically open it, only to
find two nineteen seventies porno VHS tapes.

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Naturally, being the little freaks we
were, we watched both titles Trailblazers and

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Chocolate and Vanilla. These tapes lived
on as sort of cult classics within my

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friend group over the next ten years, so much so that I named my

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very first car as Chevy Cavalier Nudge, after one of the characters in the

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porn. Twenty five years later,
I think that paper bag is still in

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my parents closet and they have no
clue that literally everyone in my friend group

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watched their first porn courtesy of the
VHS tapes we found in the closet.

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Lindsay, that is a great story. I love it. Thank you for

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sharing an honor that was for you
to expose all your friends to that.

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You know, not to get too
deep into this, but the first time

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I saw a hardcore porn I was
eighteen. I never saw like penetration,

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hardcore anything like that. I just
saw naked people until I went to the

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porn store when I was eighteen years
old. That's why they're so worried about

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the youth. And I say that
in a joking but serious way, because

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they are exposed to all of that
because they all have phones, and it's

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like there's no I mean, there
is a way to block some of it,

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but most people aren't doing it,
and it's overexposure desensitizes them. And

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it's a scary thing that people are
really concerned about because I really don't think

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that you should be exposed to what
your body is capable of doing with another

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consenting adult until you're I don't know. I mean, there's fourteen year olds

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they have sex. There's sixteen year
olds that have sex. But there's no

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way I don't think as six or
an eight year old should understand what other

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body parts do and that type of
thing, and that is kind of scary.

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There was something and I don't want
to give it too many details,

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but somebody I know they've got children
that are preteens, children busted watching porn.

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Mom and dad were out. Children
were busted watching porn and they got

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in big trouble for it, and
of course they blamed other kids. In

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blah blah blah. But it's like, oh my god, they're so young,

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they should not see penetrative porn.
Seeing naked bodies is one thing,

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and that's probably not good either,
but penetrative porn is like, that's too

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much for a little kid's mind to
understand. And it's like scary as a

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parent because you can control only so
much because you don't know what they're doing

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at other friends houses or what friends
are doing. And a lot of people

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like drugs back in the day or
alcohol. They're too afraid to say,

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no, I don't want to look
at that. I know better because you

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don't want to be that person or
be uncool or whatever it may be.

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I mean, my first experience was
definitely like I was in high school.

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My friend Joshua Stutsman shout out.
He had the channels at his house,

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so everyone would come over. His
parents were always working. We'd all just

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sit around on the couches and it
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It wasn't like people weren't getting into
it. It was like, yeah,

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you were talking to the last week, you told a story about how you

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went to go wedding dress shopping,
and all I came along, you know,

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for somebody else, obviously not you. All of your little girl came

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along and they said, oh,
I want She's like, I want to

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try on dresses, and the clerk
said, yeah, we will in a

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little bit. But then they ran
at a time and she did not get

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to try on dresses, and you
were kind of surprised that all those feelings

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were hurt. And the clerk was
like, kind of wrote it off.

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What a bitch that lady was,
says Todd. I'm a guy, so

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I don't have any clue how it
works there. But I would think as

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a business, the better I treat
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I might make with a wedding dress. Now you kind of have a bad

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taste in your mouth about that place. Yeah, it was just kind of

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puzzling why that happened. It was
all right. By the way, I'm

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gonna put this in the middle of
the podcast, because we never do.

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I'm gonna say the email address is
Ryan Show at KDWB dot com. Here

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we go love listen to you guys
every day on the podcast and the iHeartRadio

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app. Please don't use my name. I'm looking for some advice from my

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husband who is considering leaving his job
for another opportunity. He likes his current

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job. He likes the work he's
doing and the people he works with.

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He's good friends with the boss.
However, he doesn't love the culture of

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the office. They're not social at
all, and several people have left recently.

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It's also a higher stress environment and
long hours during the summer. It

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was as small office to begin with, so there are few people left.

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He has an opportunity that is horizontal
as far as pay is concerned, but

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potentially a better office culture, a
few fewer hours, and less work stress.

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He wants to ultimately have more work
life balance and be home more with

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his family. He is struggling because
there's already been a mass exodus at his

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current office, and he really cares
about his friend boss. He feels guilty

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leaving him hanging. I think he
needs to pursue this new opportunity, but

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any words of wisdom or advice would
be appreciated. He is a kind,

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kind human to be concerned about his
boss. That is not his problem.

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He cannot build his life around his
boss's situation, and he can be as

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apologetic as he can. He can
say give you two weeks notice whatever,

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But he is in no way responsible
in any way morally or ethically to your

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friend his boss. I would also
say, I bet that boss is incredibly

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stressed as well, and so if
the boss was offered a similar opportunity,

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I bet the boss would consider,
you know, his personal life and his

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personal time and family, which is
more important than your husband's feelings. You

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know, he'd probably feel bad leaving
him high and dry, But I think

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that at the end of the day, your priority first is your family,

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and if that gives him more time
with the family and less stress while he

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is with the family, seems like
an easy answer. Okay, so there's

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an answer. I think that is
an easy answer. Next one, I

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was listening to the radio, not
this weekend, but last I heard Rich

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Davis on Saturday afternoon. Is that
Rich your boss? Yes? Does he

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have to fill in if somebody else
calls in sick? I mean, yeah,

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potentially, he doesn't. Really.
A few weeks ago, I made

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a really quick reel on Instagram which
showed how to make a dairy Queen blizzard

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at home is actually super easy and
just as good as DQ. My real

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now has over four million views.
Most of my videos get maybe one hundred

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and fifty views. Briar's ice Cream
even reached out to me and asked to

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use the video on their social media. Am I am I an influencer?

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Now why simple twenty second video about
making a sweet treat brought so many that's

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awesome comments but also brought so many
negative comments. I've been lucky enough to

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not have to deal with such negativity
until now, and I'm not really letting

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it affect me too much. But
everything from that stupid, you're fat,

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and you're an idiot does take a
little toll. I did take delight with

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these comments, which were misspelled or
had horrible grammar. There is a correlation

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between uneducated and troll There just is. Yeah. I wish people could be

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good to other people. I really
do not understand the need for people to

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make other people feel bad for no
reason. So to everyone out there,

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keep your chin up and don't let
people online make you feel bad. They

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are thanks, Rebecca. I think
the thing is with that is it's like

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why you got bullied in school.
The kids that bullied me, I look

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back and I think they probably had
a really shitty home life and they probably

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were getting bullied or picked on or
molested or something at home, and they

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felt the need to lash out at
somebody else. I was treated wonderfully at

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home. Mom and dad were a
little bit strict, but they were definitely

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loving, and I knew I was
safe and never had to worry about getting

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beaten or neglected or starving at home, So I didn't feel the need to

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pick on anybody. But I think
of like, there's one kid and it

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doesn't matter what his name is,
you don't know him anyway, but he

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picked on me in ninth grade relentlessly. It was awful, and it was

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humiliating because when you pick on a
kid, you're not just picking on him.

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All the people around you are watching
you get picked on, and you

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know you're not big enough to fight
back, so you just let them do

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it. This kid, he must
have had a crap life. He's got

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a crap life now. I heard
about him at our last class reunion and

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he's homeless and he's got a serious
drug addiction and alcohol problems. And it

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was like, I'm going to guess
part of that stem from when he was

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little or when he was when he
was growing up. So absolutely, I'm

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sorry to experienced that though, because
I feel like the only thing that we

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can do is number one. I've
learned. It took a long time to

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learn to not engage with them.
The easiest thing to do, it's a

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block and move on. It's very
difficult because you want to engage. And

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then another thing is I like,
like try to put out as much positivity

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as you can into that space or
world, Like I try to leave nice

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comments on people's posts. I don't
know, it's just it's mind boggling that

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people feel the right to do that. But but don't be surprised by it,

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because every budy knows that Internet rolls
exists and Facebook trolls and Instagram trolls,

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and we don't get a whole lot
because most of the people that look

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at our posts on Instagram and Facebook
are fans of the show. But once

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in a while, somebody will like, out of nowhere, they'll be like,

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you know, let's say I've got
a new hat, which is a

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stupid example, but most people who
listen to the show will be like,

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hey, sweet hat, nice hat, whatever, or you know, make

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of something funny like oh my god, did Josie pick that out or something,

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and then once in a while you
get something like, you know what,

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I never liked you, but now
that you've got that stupid hat,

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I really hate you. And and
we don't tend to focus on those.

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Yeah, you're right for most people
to follow. If you're right, they

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are fans though. It is that
the few tiktoks I've had go viral,

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that's where the madest comments have come
out for sure, because they don't know

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me. Yeah, and that is
going to wrap it up for the Minnesota

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Goodbye. I love to hear from
you. To send your emails to Ryan's

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show at KDWB dot com