And we're back. So I'm gonna hit you with a slew of movies here,
of projects that are rumored in development and you let me know. So
right now, there's rumored to be two parts of Caribbean movies. There's a
reboot and there is the one that Margaret Robbie was working on and previously had
talked about. It's weird because that rumor kind of went away, But I
think the only reason this is happening because Barbie was a big hit, and
I think Disney now is like, hey, remember when you want to make
that Pirts movie, We would still love to do that with you, but
for the reboot. The reason this is the big deal is the rumored star
attached right now as Austin Butler. The other is Margot Robbie not part of
it anymore though, No, So the trajectory was they announced this movie was
in development, and then she was working on it, and then she'd give
some interviews about that kind of like just sound like it kind of died out,
like they couldn't get on the same map. But then the producer,
Jerry Bruckheimer said this week that he thinks Disney really wants to make it so
I think what happens after Barbie Disney maybe came back around to and said,
like, hey, would you still maybe like to do that Pirates thing?
I don't think it's gonna happen. But that's literally the producer of the franch
I said, though, like there's two movies in the work. He also
said he'd loved work Giant Debt, but the rumored star for the reboot is
awesome. Butler, this is like an official one. These two are official
john Wick Caine spin off. So obviously Kine from John Wick four. You
know, The Blind Assassin. That's a movie that's being made. Happy Gilmour
two is going to Netflix. That's movies that being made. And then two
rumored projects is Incredibles three and Finding Something three, so Nemo Dorry a third.
I can't even think of another character's name from those movies. Finde Marlin
probably right there you go the Dad this time and Dory and the Sun Turtle,
like the Stone Turtle. That's like, yeah, dude, I don't
know if you can make it about him, but we'll find I remember,
isn't his son like swashbucking so high and he just went in the wrong whatever
they call those like tunnels. What do they call like the I can't remember
the name, like the water Yeah, the water tunnel things like that.
Yeah, I know, travels. It's like a sea pocket, but it's
not like it's something like if we hit it in real life, it's dangerous,
right, Like it's yeah, current, that's the word I was looking
for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, current Yeah, trag you under Yeah,
okay, all the There's a lot going on here. Uh, Pirates,
I'm excited for that because I want to do that retrospective. I want
to go back to those movies because uh I yeah, like I've not watched
those in a very long time. I don't even think I watched really any
of them in preparation for the newest movie they came on, Like what was
it twenty seventeen eighteen when that one came out for Pirates, Yeah, twenty
seven, I said, twenty twenty seven. I'm like, no, no,
that's not Stephane not correct. I think twenty seventeen sounds right, that
sounds right. So yeah, those are very much ones that remain, Like
I watched them a lot as a kid, maybe like the first like two
or three of them or I don't even know how many there are these days.
I don't think i've ever there's there's five, because that the newest one
that came of that in twenty seventeen. That was the fifth one, right,
yes, my correct, I don't think I've ever seen the fourth one.
So I have a spotty history with these. But I don't want to
go through there, and I'll watch them again, but I don't think i'll
do it on my own. I think I need a retro to push me
to do that. So cool, I'm down for that. It's weird that
there's two, Like maybe you should just do one at a time, but
you know, who am I to judge? They can do whatever they want.
John Wick Kine, that's he's a great character. This isn't very exciting
for me. Like I'm excited for Ballerina because I had Armous of course,
but I feel with John Wick like it took a while. Finally they nailed
it with Chapter four, Like that was a movie for me. I loved
it, Like I don't want too much of a good thing, you know,
So I don't know if I'm terribly excited for it, especially after just
like Continent until like did not like I didn't watch it, but I just
mean in terms of the actual intrigue of it was like not there for me,
and I like, I'm more interested in than Kan for Kine than I
am continental I think, but like only a very small amount, so not
too intrigued by that one happy could I pitch you on that to say,
like a way to make it? I feel like I'm trying to look up
the character's name right now, but I feel like in that review where is
it, it was the daughter of Gosh. I can't find her, but
remember the guy that had the hotel, Yes in Japan, he gets killed
money as the daughter. I feel like after review we were all like,
oh, we like a movie of her? What if that's like a backdoor
like because I feel like, if you're selling the movie and you say,
hey, we're making a spin off of her, I don't know if the
producer's stuff might look at that as a big hit. But if it's a
movie that Okay, it's Kane, but the end credit that movie was her
trying to kill him, right, I wonder if it's like really a movie
about her, but they're using him to sell. Because a lot of people
liked like the blind Assass would that get you any more excited bringing that character
back, that daughter, because we were all big fans of her on the
review and we I think we know her for Golden Geeks, I think we,
I mean I think we like that got nomination too, he did for
Best Something. Yeah, so I still feel all those positive thoughts. But
I think for me, it's like, you know, they nailed it one
of the four movies, and I feel like it was mostly the same team
making all of them. So I was just feeling because some say it was
like random chance that one of them. I really love. The other ones
I just don't really care about. And I guess the more I get away
from it, like I don't, I'm losing steam a little bit. So
I don't know. A trailer for sure could sway me. Yeah, I'd
be curious to see with the like if that that what's his name chat chat
Stahelski right like, if he's involved in a big way directing again and stuff,
you know, I'll probably be there more than like. Continental was a
harder pill to swallow with the however long it was, and they didn't actually
have much to do with that as well. It came out later on Yes
a lot of that. Yeah, they didn't have they it was came wrong.
I'll probably see this movie, but if it came out the same day
as Incredibles three, for example, I would go see Incredibles three instead,
for example. And then let's see Happy Gilmour too. It's funny that that's
happening. That's that's one of those classics for me. You know, I
love that movie. Have I watched it in the last decade. No,
But it's one of those ones like Anchorment to Zoolander too. It's just like,
yeah, of course they're making a sequel this all these years later,
with with Netflix and and Adam Sandler having that connection there, it makes sense.
It's probably not gonna be very good, but I will definitely watch it
nonetheless. And then, yeah, so I wanted to ask you about this
with Incredibles and Finding Nemo, uh, because I distinctly remember, like a
couple of years ago, Disney had like this new standpoint, like they weren't
doing any more sequels, like only new ip for like the Pixar stuf.
Has that just gone out the window, Like has the CEO shifted? Who
wanted to do that? And now they're just like trying to go for like
cashing in on Inside Out too, and these sequels here and probably another Frozen
and and what not or what? Nor did I miss part of the memo
here? Uh? I think with the box office trailing, they've decided that
Iger said this year that they're gonna be doing a mix of originals and sequels
and stuff. Just the right answer, right, you gotta you gotta,
you gotta do a mix at the end of the day. Yeah. But
I think with a lot of these movies, the original ones not doing too
well, and Inside Out tracking to have right now a bigger opening than Dune
being the biggest opening of the year, I think that. Yeah. I
think they are probably looking at more sequels now to whether they need them or
not. Like a toy story, I think they just go, oh,
well, it's probably guaranteed money, so let's do that. Inside Out and
Deadpool. That could be a big summer for Disney. It really could be.
Yeah. And that character's name was uh Akura, I think for John
Wick, I was trying to look up a cura akira akira it's a k
I r A because I don't think that is that how they spelled curra though,
because I don't think it is, but I could be wrong. Yeah,
I have to see it spelled out. It doesn't sound familiar. For
some reason. I feel like she had a code name or something that I
can't remember. I don't know, and yeah, so find anymore like I
don't. I don't think I've ever seen Finding Dory, to be honest,
Like maybe I put it on at some point and then dipped, So I
don't really care about that particularly. I loved that first one back in the
day when I was a wee lad. But more than that, I loved
Incredibles. That was one of my favorite movies as a kid, and you
can go back. It's in geek first history. How heartbreaking the sequel was
for me, and I just just did not do it now. I've never
rewatched it, and I should do that at some point. I definitely would
before this third one here, but that's still like a day one. I
would go see that third one because I just love that first one so much.
It's so important to me, and I watched it recently and I still
love it. So I yeah, I catch me the theater for that,
and hopefully I can be more positive this time around. Then with a sequel
that just broke my heart. Yeah. Yeah, so I think I add
on the John Wick thing. For me. I like Kane, but if
it's not tied to that character, the daughter a Care will go with us
right now, because that's who I wanted to spin off of. I love
that character. If it's not tie that and it's just like a prequel of
Kane like when he was on a mission. I don't really need it,
but I get why people would because they really liked him. So that's like
a TVD for me. Uh, the Incredibles and Dory Dory is not needed,
but the last we made a billion dollars, so I get why they
do it. It was a billion dollar. Hey, that's insane, little
billion dollars. Yeah, so I get it, And yeah, they'll probably
do fine with twenty eighteen for that one. Twenty I just looked pre COVID
obviously. Yeah, it's uh, give me a year twenty sixteen so early
into the podcast, yeah, okay, crazy, Yeah, they kept try
and pump it out for yeah, exactly right, they can try to pump
that out. So, uh you got that happy gil War two. I'm
kind of all four because I think even if it's now granted we've been here
before, right Zoolander Anchorman, Like, there's a couple others in there,
like we've been there before. I don't know why, like famous last words,
like I feel like I don't know if they can do anything with happy
Gilma. It's gonna make me like that's the first one, and I think
that one has more room because sometimes you just go, like Anchorman two,
it's kind of like, Okay, what's the story here? And there wasn't
much of a story Zoolander. I thought there was a story and they just
kind of botch it. But lots of times like okay, what can we
do here? I think with an age he haby Gilmore, there's something to
do. I think you've gotta have shoot a McGavin. He has to come
back, And I think it's yeah, I think he said he's seen the
script, so like that ass I think, I like you say it that
way instead of like he liked the script, he's seen it, Well,
he's read it. I love christ McDonald. You know, I just watched
him tonight in Flubber, But like, what else has he been up to
recently? You know he was, oh, he was in something recently,
Remember he popped up in some random wise I remember what he was, No,
you want to look up or do you want to know? Do you
know what it was? He was in Secret Invasion that it was and we
were like, oh, because we're like I walked it last year and can't
remember what it was. Because we were all like, oh, he's probably
somebody important because he's like a bigger actor than some of these people. Know.
It wasn't so I think there was fun stuff of him training a rookie,
like whatever it could be. I think there's especially in like the age
of social media, there gonna be a whole storyline about people trying to cancel
happy or like he's not PG enough, like oh, I think I don't
want that movie. There could be like he could do somebody in today's at
day and age, that's not proper any We're happy, like I don't know,
like there's things you could do. We'll see, but I just kind
of trust them. Uh, And Adam said, I'm kind of fine.
It seems like he does like one for you, one for me, for
every uncut Gems and spaceman. He'll do a murder mystery or grown up six
like whatever, and that's fine, Like, as long as he's doing uncut
gems type of movie, that's great. Pirates, I do want one to
come out because I want that question as much as Yeah, I think Gihant
Depp coming back is a big wild card, lots of baggage there. I
truthfully can't tell you what that franchise's health is without Jack Sparrow. I don't
know if that can survive with or without them. That's legitimately one where I'm
a fifty to fifty I see pros and cons. I think even a youngster
like awesome Butler like, I don't think that like as an automatic win.
We're be like, oh, awesome Butler, like, I don't think it's
Butler the same level as joined Depp, even though after Dune, I'm even
becoming a bigger fan of Butler. I loved in that movie. But uh,
I don't even know if one hundred million was the box office of five.
Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, but again Jack Sparrow, right,
So that's where it's just like, without Jack, I don't know.
We'll have to see and that's why I'm curious to see one. I don't
think the Robbie one ever happens. I think they're just trying to sweet talker
and coming back and maybe picking up that project. And honestly, if I
was Butler, I if I was Asian, I would say pass on this
one because I think, yeah, I think that's probably wise. I think
before Dune maybe not. But after Dune and he's got the Bike Riders movie
coming out, I think he's gonna be which actually looks good. I was
surprised. I feel like that's not my cup of tea. But the trailer
played before a probably fall Guy that I saw recently, Yeah, and I
thought it looked really good and like Tom Hardy in a voice he's doing in
there, like I want to see this movie always with the voice, always
with the eyes. You know, he's making some choice. But I just
feel like, because there's some upswing potential there, I'll see a big paycheck
whatever. I get that right. If it's for money higher and he wants
to do that, that makes sense. If it's just hey, I want
to star in Pirates so I can go start in five indies, then go
do you? But I think there's a chance, like you don't want to
be the guy that is a part of the pirates have bombs after Johnny,
you know, like, I just feel like that gives you a bad narrative,
and I think he could do it. I think he's he has similar
things to Johined Debt, where he's charismatic. He can be a ladies guy,
get it, but he can be a little tough like I think Butler.
There's nothing wrong acting wise. I just I think it's risk. I
don't know. I don't know if I would do that and then Incredibles,
I'm all for it, as long as they age them up. If it's
another movie of them at the exact same age that was already my problem with
two. If they do this again, we're baby jack Jack still baby jack
Jack, and Violet still a teenage girl, and Dash is still in elementary
school. No thanks, I don't need any of that. I think that
was a mistake of the last one, among other things. I think that
was a big mistake. But I think that they would be smart enough this
go around to age them up a little, you know, like that was
one of the best things about the Toy Story franchise was and he was getting
older. And I know it was different because it was toys, but you
saw some progression there, right, I'd like that with Incredibles to see,
Okay, let's see mister Incredible and miss Elastic like or Elastic Girl. Sit
back, and now their kids have grown up in there like the Superheroes,
especially with how long those took, like Toy story that was like, there's
not even let me use between those half a decade or some incredible long time
less sense than ever. Yeah, So that's where I am. And as
far as same thing, Maddy asked, what is the anticipation for these ones?
I don't know what I'd put it first. I guess i'd put like,
I'll put john Wick Kine, just hoping that Akira is in there at
number one. If she wasn't, it'd be like in the middling. So
I would say john Wick, I'd somehow say Happy Gilmore, and then I'd
say whatever. The combination of Pirates is Incredibles three and finding Nemo. And
again, if I knew the Incredibles was the kids aged up, that's probably
two or one because I think there's some potential there. But hey, I'll
go Incredibles number one, Pirates two, John Wick, three, Gilmore for
Nemo. Bottom of the list. Give more that low. Hey, I
thought'd be a bit harder for you. I mean, it's probably not gonna
be good. That's where I'm at with that these other ones. Pirates has
potential, Incredibles has potential even if the last ones weren't great. John Wick,
like, you know, if it's the same team, good characters,
is probably gonna be good. Nimoy who cares? And then gilmore like,
that's not gonna be how can but how can It's a simple golf? How
can you screw up? Kare you know? It's so many of these Adams
on their Netflix movies suck, Travis. They're not funny, they're so like
out of time, they're just like they just phone it in. So that
for those reasons, which I feel like are pretty valid reasons, Yeah,
there's there's more chance if this movie is bad than it is good, right,
I think so Sandy Wexler was fine and hub Halloween was all right,
but maybe they had Saftie to come over you. This is revisionist history.
Those movies are worse than you're giving. They're fine, Okay Wexler, I
am giving a revisionous history. Hube Halloween I genuinely generally like, but you
think that the one that Saft needs to come over help them out. That
would be great. I would love to see existential dread Gilmore after all these
years. He's washed up. His hockey stick is banned officially, so you
can't use that anymore. Says he's a lacrosse stick now or something? Or
is that it? Is it this time he goes back to hockey? Is
that the movie? Oh? I don't know, is that any better?
No, it's not. That was my one pitch for Happy Gilmore, and
that that's all I got. But uh, yeah, we'll see. I
know if Taytum's here, Happy Gilmore probably be like Strong number one, because
that man was watching it target at any chance he got her number. It
was always playing the room, and I feel like he was laughing all the
time. That was iconic. I feel like, I mean, I imagine
that that after that plays the Grandma. I don't know if she's around anymore.
Chubbs dies and that movie spoiler for an old movie. Well, Chubbs
is dead in real life now. Remember he passed away this year. I
forgot about that too. Well, I'm not like you, bring he was
the character died in movies, so I don't think that's one that they would
bring a force ghost back for anyway. But he did. But he did.
He looked when he looked at heave and you saw him. They did,
right, there's dream of sequences. Yeah, I don't know if they
would have done that either way, but yeah, I guess they're gonna have
to get some a new crop of characters in there. I hope it's not
just like Adam Sandler's random good friends, because I feel like that movie didn't
actually have a lot of those people. I had a couple. Maybe I'm
misremembering. I know I had the weird guy who's always like, uh,
heckling him when he's about to shoot that guy. He's like one of the
Adams Handler classic characters, right, But I feel like, for the most
part, you don't have like all those regular people that you expect. You
know, they have that one guy. Do you remember that he's in the
like I Got Stone with Grandma or like Getting Hive with Grandma. Oh?
Ben Stiller's character too, Oh, I forgot about him in there too.
Ben Stiller's a happy Gilmore, isn't he not? With the Remember the Old
Folks Home? And he's like the really abusive, Like, honestly, think
about it. The more I'm close, I'm close with you on this.
That's a good thing though, because yeah, that's me and tears my favorite
character that like like go to sleep or I'll put you to sleep, and
he's like always. But the thing is, I forgot warm glass of milk,
warm glasses that I think we used that line a lot in the beginning
of Keepers. Yeah, yeah, shut the hell up now that character.
This is what you got me so excited. Hube Halloween was on Netflix.
They brought that character back in Hube Halloween. I remember that Ben Stiller came
back as that character, so I think we are going to get him in
the Old Folks home and stuff, So that would be I don't know who
the old folk person is now. But and then I'm looking at like the
love interest character I was just seen, like what she's done. She was
a hub Halloween too, apparently is she She plays a character named Violet Valentine.
So and isn't she in Modern Family? She's late from her family?
He is, yeah, yeah, okay. And then the guy who's old
Grandma's boy, that's the movie it is. He played his caddy in the
movie that's another Adam Sandler guy. That guy's hilarious. He's like, yeah,
bullying dynamite type. But but in uh in Habby Gilmore, he had
the long hair and a big beard, so he didn't look like the same
but uh right, okay, And think I get the aligear back, even
though I hear he charges a lot nowadays the alligator. So yeah, it's
harder these days for animal actors, right, Yeah, they just c GI
them all these days, as long as they get shooter. And like,
is that guy he's a kid at the time, he had like the perm
but it was really bleached blonde you were talking about earlier. That's a Caddy.
No, no, no, not that count Now I know who you're
talking about. Yea, yeah, that guy, he's an Adam Sandler.
He's like the homeless guy and then he hires him as Yeah, he was
one of the only other Adam Sandler actors that was in that but that was
before he was even bigger. But yeah, I don't even associate that guy
as one of those. Oh he was in a bunch of the early ones
until he replaced them with a Chris Rock. There's an era of Adam Sandler
with a budget. And then there's Adam Sandler without a budget, and without
a budget is when all his friends are always around. You know somehowmy was
in both eras though, so well, he's the great bum he got it
he is. I think there's no better way to end the cast and on
Steve Bmi because he can't get much higher than that. So yeah, maybe
I could. I'd be fine. SHEMI is like a rival golfer or something
like that too, you know I could, I could, I could suck
on that. So but shoot, McGavin needs to he needs to be there.
You got to bring me back to remember the guy who like hits,
the really big scary guy who has like the nail in his head too.
I think he's passed away as well, has he? Dang man? Actually,
like all these people that are part of this movie that I think unfortunately
that was tied to his uh because he's like Andre, Like people that have
giantism don't live as long. I think, yeah, just things with their
organs and how they move it just can expand what is it to expediate their
rate of life? But shout him a great little character piece in that whole
thing, And and you can't break that. No, no, everybody,
all these highlight characters just gone. That's how you need Shooter though, she
needs to be there. So yeah, I mean if you only have him
and the love interest character, like, yeah, you gotta gotta bring them
all back at that point eight pieces of shit like you for breakfast Pieces.
I gotta put that movie on it. Yeah, it's been too long.
We watched it so much in the Target day is that. I don't think
I've watched it since I've had to me for the last decade, I had
too many because literally, people you started working together Target, it was it
was either Frozen or Happy Gilmore on the lunch that's only two movies, and
Happy Gilmore. I feel like what happens anytime Taylor gone there he would switch
away Happy Kill Moore, And my shift was always the nighttime like after this,
like Happy Gilmore was just on and that's not even a PC movie,
Like how are they? It's kind of a weird pick, isn't it.
Yeah, we'll have to ask him about that in the future when we well,
we got review Happy that was like peak Frozen Arrow though, so that
one made sense. Yeah, Happy Gilmore. I don't know how he caught
that in there, so yeah, well there you go, Ladys homen.
We have done it. Lots of big news cover. We didn't do newscasts
last week, so I'm not sure if they do on next week. News
is always touching. God. We'll see, but I promise you it'll not
be boring.