1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:04,360 She fucking hates Natalia right. Also, I said this to you both earlier. 2 00:00:04,759 --> 00:00:08,599 They're both acting like they were raped by each other, and it is 3 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:13,720 insane for Kyle to start to run, to trot away into the bathroom and 4 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:18,480 say hearing her voice is triggering to me, and I won't be here anymore 5 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:24,359 if she's here after you. You Kyle said that she would nava control you 6 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:32,960 repeatedly. Is it's like beyond I would. I would completely understand if Dakota 7 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:38,679 Fanning's character was saying that about the men that captured her fire yep. But 8 00:00:38,880 --> 00:01:00,240 Kyle and Natalia, they're just fighting about him. Bullshit. Welcome a board 9 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:04,680 another brands making new episode of another Below Deck podcast. My name is Dylan. 10 00:01:04,719 --> 00:01:10,519 I'm settled up next to one Patrick h in studio tonight. It's the 11 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,480 holiday season, and you know what that means. Our little house Elf is 12 00:01:14,519 --> 00:01:18,359 here, My baby sister Papia, dog girl Ruby Ren is joining us. 13 00:01:19,359 --> 00:01:26,040 Say a hi, Hi, so Rubes, we haven't had you on the 14 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:33,159 show since Luke tried to sexually assault Margo, So it's cool that you're here 15 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:38,200 tonight because it's not as intense, no no, no, not as intense, 16 00:01:38,239 --> 00:01:41,439 but it's certainly intense, Yes, very intense episode. You know. 17 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:48,400 I was listening to Sizzo on the way to pick Papaya Dog Girl up, 18 00:01:48,719 --> 00:01:53,400 and she has a song called love Language, and what took place tonight was 19 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,760 the opposite of that. I it's like hate language. Everything that was said 20 00:01:57,799 --> 00:02:04,959 tonight is the exact opposite of love language. I mean poison, insidious, 21 00:02:05,239 --> 00:02:08,280 deceitful. I mean, we are in a Richard the third kind of sea 22 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:14,280 rat tragedy here, And I'm gonna keep rambling if you don't mind for a 23 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:17,120 little bit. I say tragedy, but I don't mean it, because there 24 00:02:17,199 --> 00:02:23,520 is literally nothing tragic about the fake relationship of Kyle and Natalia ending. So 25 00:02:23,719 --> 00:02:27,719 their brother insist. Wow, I'm getting ahead of myself. We have some 26 00:02:27,759 --> 00:02:30,400 public service announcements to get out of the way first, do we not? 27 00:02:30,599 --> 00:02:32,280 Oh? Yes we do? Okay, so lots of exciting news. Ruby. 28 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:35,479 How long you in town for? I love having you in studio a 29 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,280 week? Okay, we'll good shy Did you say that like that? Because 30 00:02:38,319 --> 00:02:40,840 I couldn't remember? Okay, okay, Well can you just get right up 31 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,840 in that mic? Ok sare okay? So at patreon dot com, Slash 32 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:49,360 another podcast network, we have season two of Blow Deck Med. We just 33 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,840 started doing that. Yeah, it's really fun. I've already spoken with some 34 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,919 members of the cast on that season. Yah. Yeah, they're gonna come 35 00:02:54,960 --> 00:03:00,199 back on to reflect their memories of filming being Sea Rats on season two. 36 00:03:00,199 --> 00:03:02,280 With Sandy's first season, that's gonna be a whole lot of fun. For 37 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:06,639 five bucks, you get one of those episodes a week, plus another podcast 38 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,000 show where Dilly and I just gab and goof about whatever's top of mind. 39 00:03:09,039 --> 00:03:13,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then also on bad TV, we're wrapping 40 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,439 up our coverage of Golden Batchler. Get on over there. It's the water 41 00:03:15,479 --> 00:03:21,080 cooler show of the year. Everybody is talking about Gary. Everybody's talking about 42 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:27,159 Gary, everybody's talking about the Marvels, and everybody's talking about Gary. You 43 00:03:27,159 --> 00:03:30,680 know, we just had the sulkne great episode, hilarious episode. Go over 44 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,759 there and listen to it. And then also we'll be breaking down Winterhouse there, 45 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,840 but that will be on this feed as well. It's very you know, 46 00:03:37,479 --> 00:03:42,280 it's all it's all podcasts and it's all good. That's right, So 47 00:03:42,919 --> 00:03:46,639 great job, thank you, yeah, great, great. Let's get into 48 00:03:46,639 --> 00:03:52,439 the episode. We begin every episode with thoughts and pots and I want to 49 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:53,879 go first. This is a big one to lay out. Please go first. 50 00:03:53,919 --> 00:03:58,159 Okay, this is We're about halfway through the season. I think I 51 00:03:58,159 --> 00:04:00,400 heard Lucas say in the episode that they got four more charters to go in. 52 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,879 He was saying that as he was attempting to convince Max to stick around. 53 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:10,759 What I've really come to realize is, because you can point your fingers 54 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:15,439 at any one of these c RAT crew members, you could say it's it's 55 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:19,439 Kyle's fault. You could say it's Natalia's fault, you could say it's Toomey's 56 00:04:19,439 --> 00:04:23,639 fault. But in reality, and you guys can give your thoughts, but 57 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:28,040 in my opinion, it's all of their fault. There's not a single emotionally 58 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:33,319 mature individual on this boat, and they're all disappointing because they're all super super 59 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:38,560 high school and to me, being in a management position, I hate to 60 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,959 put this on her. She needs to be a little bit better because Kyle's 61 00:04:42,959 --> 00:04:45,040 going to do what Kyle's going to do in Italian's going to do it, 62 00:04:45,079 --> 00:04:47,720 in Ittali's going to do Now. In the final minute of this episode, 63 00:04:47,879 --> 00:04:54,839 it was wonderful. I got goosebumps as Sandy her now new no nonsense demeanor. 64 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,800 Oh high, Captain Sandy, sit down, it's not a good day 65 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:02,680 for me. Shut up. Okay, you're a loser and you're mean and 66 00:05:02,759 --> 00:05:08,560 you're a bully, and I have eyes and dear, that's right. And 67 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:14,319 but prior to that conversation with Kyle, she spoke with Toomey about Toomey being 68 00:05:14,319 --> 00:05:16,920 a leader, whether being on the boat or off the boat, and that 69 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,959 she needed to step up with kind of all the gossipy stuff. Toomey nods 70 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,519 like she completely understands, then proceeds to go down to a part of the 71 00:05:25,519 --> 00:05:30,959 boat and tell Anne Slash Jessica what Sandy had talked about with Kyle. She 72 00:05:31,079 --> 00:05:35,759 was basically trading in gossip once. Not a good move to me. I 73 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:39,399 know you probably feel like I'm giving you ship here, but you are a 74 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:42,360 supervisor, and I know this is kind of you are doing that. I 75 00:05:42,399 --> 00:05:45,360 am giving this to you because I think you're going to give it to Natalia 76 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,000 and Kyle, So I just want to spread it around a little bit. 77 00:05:47,879 --> 00:05:51,639 If you want to gossip, call your mother, yeah, okay, not 78 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:57,439 your coworkers or your subordinates. Because you're kind of keeping this cycle of backstabbing 79 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:01,160 going. Do you understand how lore baby? That being said, I enjoyed 80 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:05,680 the episode because I feel like we're getting we're reaching some kind of end here, 81 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:09,879 and I think that end is getting rid of Kyle. Yeah, and 82 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,839 Italia's already gone, So we may have a boring show after this, but 83 00:06:12,879 --> 00:06:15,360 who cares. I love a good firing Kyle. You deserve it more than 84 00:06:15,399 --> 00:06:19,000 anybody else. Yeah, ninety knots. You know it equate it to being 85 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:24,759 like addicted to you know, some kind of like methamphetamine, like hardcore fucking 86 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:28,199 narcotic or something like that, because you know, the times are fun, 87 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,040 but eventually, you know the next day is a kicker. Well, you 88 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,560 need to cool down and you need to start paying taxes, and it's not 89 00:06:34,639 --> 00:06:40,800 as exciting as you know, tossing into strangers you meet on street corners and 90 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:46,600 stuff and doing hardcore fucking narcotics. But this show needs a little picket fence, 91 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,480 is right. We need like we need calmer waters. Okay, And 92 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:56,600 I'm honestly obviously not trying to say that the picket fence era of America, 93 00:06:56,639 --> 00:07:00,399 the Rockwell era, was one of I'm not getting drunk it three in the 94 00:07:00,399 --> 00:07:03,000 afternoon and punching their wife. That wasn't pretty hell yeah, yeah, helly 95 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:12,240 Ruby thoughts and pots. I thought that this episode was and draper so good. 96 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:15,879 Yeah, I thought that where have you been for three days? Shut 97 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:20,000 the fuck up? I've told you not to talk. Yeah, sorry, 98 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:28,160 I was daddy. Oh he moved to Florida with his secretary. Eat the 99 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:33,199 Jella Mommy, why are you sad? All the time I thought this episode 100 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:39,120 was fantastic. I love Lada, I hate almost everybody else. Haley Hallie 101 00:07:39,199 --> 00:07:42,920 whatever he name is. I don't know. She's weird though she's so weird, 102 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:45,079 but she was Patrick. There were so many moments tonight where I just 103 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,959 kept saying, oh, I love you so much. I think the people 104 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,439 I liked tonight they shined their bright, little, bright little lights. The 105 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:56,079 people I hated were easy to hate. They were black holes. Yeah, 106 00:07:56,079 --> 00:07:59,160 I can't wait to talk about it. Speaking speaking of light, I believe 107 00:07:59,199 --> 00:08:03,279 Haley said it that beach party, something along lines of the uh, the 108 00:08:03,319 --> 00:08:07,600 son's always over her, but no one's son is ever in her yep, 109 00:08:09,199 --> 00:08:11,720 followed by a casual you know what I mean? That was an odd way 110 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:18,240 of saying that she's not getting enough dick but also not enough lifelong commitment and 111 00:08:18,319 --> 00:08:20,800 family started right into that. Huh. Later on the episode, she admitted 112 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,279 that she used to date an anteater buddy left her for an ardvark. She's 113 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:28,439 a wacky one and that's why she hates them. Aren't those things the same 114 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:33,320 thing? Though? Well? Not tell him? So what do I think 115 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:41,720 about this episode? Here's what I think about this episode? Who was it? 116 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:46,399 A system of a down that's sitting? Toxicity? That's a record? 117 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:50,120 Oh but the song, yeah, I think it's a song too. Well? 118 00:08:50,519 --> 00:08:54,320 Oh man? Was this toxicity? And my goodness, it is such 119 00:08:54,399 --> 00:09:01,679 a marvel to see Natalia and Kyle be mirror images of one another. It's 120 00:09:01,759 --> 00:09:07,720 kind of like if a really gossipy ram got a look of him or herself 121 00:09:07,879 --> 00:09:13,559 in a funhouse mirror and just started getting really emotional and upset and trying to 122 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:18,879 ram the mirror image. That's what Kyle and Italia have been doing all fucking 123 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:22,840 season, and it really came to ahead tonight. What an episode, Captain 124 00:09:22,879 --> 00:09:31,240 Sandy, Emperor Palpatine. You have blossomed into such a executioner, and I 125 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:35,279 love it. I love that you're just eating doritos. Keep it to yourself. 126 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:39,080 You're just sliding on the teak and having a fun time. You're not 127 00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:43,159 trying to get people on banana boats and tasting food. This is what we 128 00:09:43,279 --> 00:09:46,799 need you to do. We need you to drop the guillotine soon on Kyle. 129 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,480 But yes, like you mentioned, we're purging and it feels fantastic. 130 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,840 Four pots. So let's get into it. Pat where we leave off, 131 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,240 Well, would you have known a Frenchman's desire to join the LBGTQ dash ass 132 00:09:58,279 --> 00:10:03,559 community? What if sparked such an ugly fight between an Italian and Kyle? 133 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:11,240 But that's what it does. You wll never may we'll later find out that 134 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:16,679 it was just a communication error there, just the languages, you know, 135 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:20,320 because he is definitely gonna be an ally. Well anyway, he tells Kyle 136 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:24,360 tells Natalia to take a back seat, and then he tells a replete repeatedly 137 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:31,600 she will not control him, and then you w never he's still grandiose when 138 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:37,159 he's at himself. I'm agents right now, it's a bad Kyle. Well 139 00:10:37,159 --> 00:10:39,639 anyway, well, Jesus, you couldn't understand the words you were saying. 140 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,399 That's right, So what's interesting during this fight, and we can talk about 141 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,679 the fight and break down the game film. But while all this is going 142 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:50,240 on, Jessica and Luca, they're closing up to one another. Okay, 143 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:54,120 it's like they're on a goddamn date. And I thought about this. You 144 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,000 know, it's like when those dudes used to go off to war back in 145 00:10:56,159 --> 00:11:00,960 like the forties and whatnot. It's always a shoe repair and they couldn't get 146 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,720 into the military because his ears were too big blood feet. Yes, exactly. 147 00:11:05,279 --> 00:11:07,679 He's going around there and he's bang and everybody's goddamn girlfriend. I would 148 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:16,120 equate Luca's behavior to a coyote that's feeding on the youth of other animals, 149 00:11:16,519 --> 00:11:24,000 you know, small dogs, and it's it's scorpio. It's scorpio, and 150 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:31,559 it's scorpio. What are you thinking about right now? Luca will eat anything 151 00:11:31,919 --> 00:11:37,200 because he's a scorpio. Yeah. So there's just this it's very, very 152 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:43,279 difficult to there's this odd thing where I care about the drama that's going on. 153 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:48,799 But we've talked about it before. My eyes hurt because they're rolling so 154 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:52,919 far into the back of my head every time. Kyle and Italia really do 155 00:11:54,080 --> 00:12:00,679 us single anything. But when they're talking about their friendship, that is when 156 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:07,480 I can see the front of my brain because there is that word does not 157 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:11,840 apply to these two. It really hasn't ever applied to these two. They've 158 00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:16,720 always been two daggerous just trying to stab at one another. Yeah, in 159 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:20,679 between having fun drunken nights and cozy sleepovers with me, right other. Well 160 00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:22,240 so, so Tomy finally steps in, and you got to give her a 161 00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:24,399 little credit here. She leads a bit. She goes, all right, 162 00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:30,320 you need to take a breath. You guys absolutely cannot sleep in the same 163 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:37,399 room. Natalia gets the master and she says, Kyle, you're a horrible 164 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:41,720 person. What is the point of trying to argue with satan? Right? 165 00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:46,159 And she lets us know that Kyle's not the fun loving, sassy gay that 166 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:50,320 he pretends to be. Right, and to that, I'd say, no 167 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:54,600 shit, no shit, no shit. By the way, half the internet 168 00:12:54,799 --> 00:12:58,039 is calling him vile. Oh yeah, yeah, which we have not joined 169 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:01,080 in that, you know, I don't. No, no, it's insulting 170 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,080 enough. So we get to Kyle's OTF, which is, to no one's 171 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:13,679 surprise, lacking self awareness. She's backstabbing, she's dishonest, and she always 172 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:18,960 interjects herself in things that are not her business. I mean, this ram 173 00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:24,480 is just, this mirror is in a million little piece. A million little 174 00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:31,159 fires are burning everywhere because there he's talking about himself. How vile he is. 175 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,720 Yep, he pick up a mirror. Vile. Yeah, the ram 176 00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:37,960 is slipping on all the shards of glass. Yeah, it's getting more med. 177 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,360 It's die hard. And if he didn't have hoofs and had human feet, 178 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:46,559 there would be blood every Okay, So Jessica shoots Luca down kind of 179 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:54,480 we'll get to this soul budding romance later. But tomb Raider heads in and 180 00:13:54,639 --> 00:13:58,879 lends his shoulder to Natalia because she's friends with Natalia, and also if she 181 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,840 can hook up with Natalia, that'll make it a Baker's dozen, which she's 182 00:14:03,919 --> 00:14:07,200 never done. She's done a dozen in one night many times before, and 183 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:11,600 never a Baker's dozen. So go, Laura be the shoulder she needs to 184 00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:16,320 cry on. Unfortunately, you know, she strikes out because Natalia's just being 185 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,440 a total drama queen right now. She's not horny at all. Well, 186 00:14:18,519 --> 00:14:20,480 she's not stressed. Yeah, the stress will take the horniness away totally, 187 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,919 totally. I want to say this. In this moment where she talks with 188 00:14:24,039 --> 00:14:28,960 Laura tomb Raider, she grapples with trying to understand that how ugly that fight 189 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:33,879 was and the brother's sister relationship. She has. My thought on this is 190 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:39,559 there is a point where people say things to each other that are so vile 191 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:43,960 and ugly there's no going back from there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, 192 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,600 And these guys have had at least a half a dozen of those. Sure, 193 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,200 yeah, so no, I've time to block them on Instagram. I 194 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:54,519 think, yeah, block each other. Do you remember that time around your 195 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,600 about mitzvah where we said all those horrible things to each other that we did 196 00:14:56,759 --> 00:15:01,559 speak for a decade because we're brother and sister. Yeah, it was hard. 197 00:15:07,399 --> 00:15:11,879 Kyle cat up to the teak and they figure out we should clarify that 198 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:18,440 didn't happen. Oh, we go. We go up to the teak and 199 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:26,759 Kyle and Max kind of figure out homophobia, and Max says, I'm a 200 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:33,039 teletubby. If you want me to be a teletubby, he makes It's not 201 00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:39,279 no sense, because it's more harmful than no sense. When somebody doesn't make 202 00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:41,720 any sense, you can't make any sense. What he does is he speaks 203 00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:46,080 in kind of like psychic weaponry, where when he's done with sentences, your 204 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:54,840 brain hurts because naturally you make an attempt, but it stings how fucking nonsensical 205 00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:58,960 it is. He's just out of his fucking mind when he's talking. Later 206 00:15:58,039 --> 00:16:04,320 in the episode, my Eiffel Tower is down and that means Dylan his spirits 207 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:08,039 are off. Kyle is creating an environment for him where he doesn't feel like 208 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,559 he can arrive. And I think that he is an understanding angel of an 209 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,080 ally. And I'm not even being sarcastic. No, I know you're not. 210 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,399 And I think he's a good ally too. Well. Their beef gets 211 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:22,559 squashed, or does it? Or does it to me? Heads in checks 212 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:30,200 on Italian checks on Italia and Italia says, with no irony at all, 213 00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:40,039 at least you and I talk to one another. The I will work for 214 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:44,840 you, but I will not be your friend. The fraudulent stink on both 215 00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:49,720 on really everybody, but it's mainly inn Italia and Kyle. They speak in 216 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:57,000 pathological fallacy. That that is their language. They they just that that line 217 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:03,000 is this kind of desperate attempt to try to find some kind of allyship and 218 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,200 someone you hate. It makes it feel like summer camp. It makes me 219 00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:07,720 feel like I'm back at summer camp. You remember the summer camp where I 220 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:11,960 got bullied all the time with the ice cream scoopers for sports Range. It 221 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:15,400 makes me feel like I'm back there, and it's so yucky. It's just 222 00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:19,000 the yuckiest. It is the yucky. I think Natalia right there was thinking 223 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:22,200 to me, can't stand Kyle either, and if we both have the same 224 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:26,240 enemy, we might just be friends. But no to me is no ally 225 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:33,400 to anyone. No no, no, no. So Kyle a perfect example 226 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:37,720 of this kind of pathology. Kyle tells Max that he loves him. M 227 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,160 hm, oh wow. He says, I love you, right, but 228 00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:45,039 Max doesn't say that. Kyle says I love you to Max. Why go 229 00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:53,359 out of your way to lie, disarm, just say things that never in 230 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:59,400 a million years ring true to anything inside of you at all. It's their 231 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:03,279 language. It's not love language, no, yep, it's hit language. 232 00:18:03,319 --> 00:18:10,440 It's lie language. So we get to oh Anna got kuddle for two minutes, 233 00:18:10,519 --> 00:18:15,200 and then he retreats to his bunk when I think he realizes he's not 234 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,279 gonna get any action. No no, no, and then Anne is a 235 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:22,200 tough nut to crack. I also need to clarify every time that anyone has 236 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,720 had sex on these shows in their cabins, has it always been really hot? 237 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,519 Because she was like, we don't touch me. It's too hot in 238 00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:30,359 here. And I feel like Anne is not a person that would be like, 239 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:34,480 very uncomfortable with heat. So I think all these sea rats have been 240 00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:38,640 sweating all over each other for eleven seasons in those rooms. Yeah, that's 241 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,559 why you got a bang in the shower. It's not just sweat, it's 242 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:47,799 blood, it's lots of stuff. But that's just the kind of you know, 243 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:52,799 standard operating procedure. Next morning, so we get to a beach day. 244 00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:55,359 Well, I've forgotten this is one of those days because we left off 245 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,680 with the last episode, you know, because I was the sea rats wake 246 00:18:56,759 --> 00:18:59,160 up. I'm like, oh, they got to start cleaning up, you 247 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,640 know. Yeah, the people people who are financing the squid games, they 248 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,599 got a vacation for everybody, which, by the way, these beach days, 249 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,440 they got to stop doing them. And they never go well, no, 250 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:11,839 no, no, they don't ever go well because what happens is they 251 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:17,079 drink themselves into oblivion the night before, right, so their mental walls are 252 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:22,000 down. There are always problems. And then we get to a hair of 253 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:26,519 the dog kind of sunbaked nightmare, which we've seen time and time again. 254 00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:30,599 You know, Gabby kicking Marcos in the face or no, Gabby getting kicked 255 00:19:30,599 --> 00:19:33,640 in the face. You know, stuff like that. So it's really great 256 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:37,519 television, and they need to keep doing them, and they should do them 257 00:19:37,599 --> 00:19:40,279 more often. Actually I think so too. Every three charters they should have 258 00:19:40,319 --> 00:19:45,160 a beach day. So Luca says that this morning, when I woke up, 259 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:51,960 I told myself that I would never drink again. He then cracks a 260 00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:55,759 beer with a cheeky little smile. Because sea rats are a lot of things. 261 00:19:56,319 --> 00:20:00,119 They are runaways, they are redderless, and they are most off and 262 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:06,279 alcoholics. So true, and that, Hey, that's a tough thing to 263 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:11,559 beat, you know. Think about how early they have to get up and 264 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:15,480 all the booze they drink. Yes, that's hard. Oh my god, 265 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:18,200 it's the worst. One time when I had a really bad drinking problem, 266 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:23,200 I was so drunk that I decided I wasn't going to go home for Christmas. 267 00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:26,519 My mother had mailed me a plane ticket. I was like, not 268 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,759 today, I just slept in. Did never get on the plane. Yeah, 269 00:20:30,799 --> 00:20:33,759 yeah, Yeah, it's tough waking up early to get on a plane 270 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:36,680 from La X. Yeah. You know, it was tough for Haley to 271 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,799 wake up too and have no fucking idea what happened and being like, wait, 272 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:44,039 what happened? Who fought? Wait with what? That's how Pat fell? 273 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:49,240 What did mom say? Oh? Jesus, so you're not coming home 274 00:20:51,279 --> 00:20:57,359 a right? Book a night flight? Moms? Did you book a night 275 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:02,039 fight? I forgot. I was trying to wrap up. You know what 276 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:03,559 I think you did? What did I do? Got drunk? I think 277 00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:07,759 you got a little drunk, and I think you poured yourself a big bull 278 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:12,039 of cereal. You don't want to know what's funny. One year I didn't 279 00:21:12,079 --> 00:21:17,240 go home for Christmas, and I told my mom. She's like, she 280 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,960 felt bad, you know, she goes, what are you doing? She's 281 00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:22,920 like, Oh, I'm going over Lewis's house. He's gonna have turkey with 282 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,920 his family. I'm going to be over there today. Yeah, I wasn't. 283 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,839 I got some Ben and Jerry's ice cream right right, and Carl Junior. 284 00:21:30,839 --> 00:21:33,799 I don't know if they still have the six dollar burger. Yeah, 285 00:21:33,839 --> 00:21:37,200 I got like two of those. Oh well, that was the best Christmas 286 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:41,480 I've ever had. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's amazing when you are 287 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:48,240 just by yourself sometimes it's really amazing. Yeah. So should we take a 288 00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:52,359 break and talk about my credits? Absolutely? You know the family times, 289 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:57,680 the holiday season, you know it. What is it? Ruby stressful? 290 00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:03,640 It's stressful. What do you need around the holidays? You need a little 291 00:22:03,079 --> 00:22:07,319 bit of money. 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Max 310 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,839 and Italia forego the beach party. At least initially, Max plans on staying 311 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,759 on the boat and dry humping his bed and eating croissants all day. This 312 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,839 is again, what are you taught? What are you actually saying with with 313 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,160 your words? He's like, I'm just gonna stay home, and then he 314 00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:44,039 just starts fucking his bed. What what is What does that mean? I 315 00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:47,279 think he was trying to tell us that he was still pretty pissed off at 316 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:52,079 Kyle. Uh huh and they needed a ree So how could that mean that? 317 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,359 I don't know it's hard, you know what I mean? Real quick, 318 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,839 before we get to the beach party and Italia comes out and starts kind 319 00:23:57,839 --> 00:24:06,440 of asking Luca about a cheeky little kiss with Jess. Now I I will 320 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:11,039 have plenty to pick on Natalia about later on in the episode, I e 321 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,559 sending a text to everybody at dinner saying I need help with my suitcase in 322 00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:19,680 the morning, which is a lifeline for a million dollar you want to be 323 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,759 a millionaire. Whatever that was with Regis Filman, Yeah, they always gave 324 00:24:22,799 --> 00:24:26,240 you one thing you could do, a call to somebody to help you out. 325 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,440 You know, that's what that was. I was trying to get some 326 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:32,000 help, get some people to help her. No, it was trying to 327 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:37,440 get attention. Well, okay, are you sure? Yeah? Yeah, 328 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:41,640 yeah, yeah. It didn't work. She didn't get help. So I'm 329 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:48,440 gonna go with the tropic of cancer. You sure, well, you sound 330 00:24:48,559 --> 00:24:52,240 like I don't think that that's a good answer to read. So this thing 331 00:24:52,279 --> 00:24:56,319 where an Italian goes up to Luca and she's like, cheeky little kiss. 332 00:24:56,519 --> 00:24:57,720 I know it's not that big of a deal, and she may just be 333 00:24:57,839 --> 00:25:06,559 teasing him, but she's clearly not and this bizarre thing where I'm little, 334 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:11,279 I'm a little out of practice with psychology, but she seems to want to 335 00:25:11,519 --> 00:25:22,240 have ownership over everything, or at least be a part of everything. And 336 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:29,519 this Luca thing drives me fucking insane the entire episode, and Luca does shrink 337 00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:33,240 even smaller this evening. We'll have more to say about his lack of chivalry. 338 00:25:33,559 --> 00:25:41,599 But this, this just betrayal by Luca that she feels is I'm rambling, 339 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:48,000 but it's it's disgusting. It's disgusting your dat. You're in an open 340 00:25:48,039 --> 00:25:52,240 relationship with a controlling jerk off, and Luca doesn't want any part of it, 341 00:25:52,839 --> 00:25:56,519 and that is his choice. I think she's also so because her relationship 342 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:02,079 is so out of control and she lacks such control and ownership over her partner, 343 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,759 but she clearly likes to be in the upper hand position. She's using 344 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:12,200 that insecurity to try to oos everybody else into her control not working. At 345 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,559 the heart of this, I believe me. She had her fights in her 346 00:26:15,799 --> 00:26:18,799 crazy outburst last season, but this season, I think at the heart of 347 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:23,839 this is just her insecurity of a relationship with an open relationship with an asshole. 348 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,759 I feel bad for her, but let the chips fall where they may. 349 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:33,480 What we got was the totalia that we got, and it is nausea 350 00:26:33,079 --> 00:26:37,240 inducing. So Jack needs someone to shave his back, and silent film actor 351 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:45,799 is evidently not okay with Kyle Still. He talks about exploding, he talks 352 00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:48,839 about fucking the bed. This was it didn't make any sense, But it 353 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,519 was just confusing to me that Max was the one that was holding on to 354 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,799 the drama of last night. I did not expect. I expected the Frenchman 355 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,599 to be a little bit more water off a duck's back than he was. 356 00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:04,200 He's very sensitive. This is so sensitive. Remember our positive reinforcement that really 357 00:27:04,319 --> 00:27:07,039 kind of you get him in line with that, you throw some negativity or 358 00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:11,599 drama out of him and completely crumbles. Yeah, he is an emotional midget, 359 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:18,119 Dylan. So I think he's protecting his peace quite well, and I 360 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,240 respect him not going on time. He's grown on me. I'll be honest, 361 00:27:22,279 --> 00:27:25,799 he's grown on me. I think in his heart he's probably a nice 362 00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:30,119 guy. Remember the first four episodes they tried to or he helped them kind 363 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,079 of create this narrative that he's just a lazy piece of shit, and then 364 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,160 suddenly he's working in It's fine. And then he's kind of a nice guy 365 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,599 that's into like all the self help start. Sure he's grown on. Yeah 366 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,440 not me. I think he's mentally ill. And I don't like adults that 367 00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:48,720 need to be showered with praise all the time. That's fair. So Jack 368 00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:56,720 needs needs that backshaped. And there is literally no multiverse wherein it's not tomb 369 00:27:56,799 --> 00:28:02,519 Raider that walks in and does for him. Because she is the MVP of 370 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,960 this boat. Yep, she is the queen of this boat. She is 371 00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:10,799 my favorite person on the show far and away. We have big plans for 372 00:28:10,839 --> 00:28:17,680 her in the Blowdeck universe. So she is the person that I'm talking to, 373 00:28:17,839 --> 00:28:23,480 and that she is Natalia. She walks into someone's bunk and says that 374 00:28:23,599 --> 00:28:30,359 she's quitting. It's Jack's right, Is it Jack's bunk? Anyways? She 375 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,599 lists all the things that have made her season tough, and it is dealing 376 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:40,640 with the terminator, confusion over her relationship, confusion over Luca, and dealing 377 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:49,200 with Kyle. These things that she listed are go ahead. They're not things 378 00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:56,200 that they're not things. They're just not things. And that's not to discredit 379 00:28:56,359 --> 00:29:00,759 the emotional weight that they have on her. It's just that they're not because 380 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:04,160 they're so The match was so struck by her in so many different things, 381 00:29:04,319 --> 00:29:08,599 or at least she hit the mirror back with her horns. I mean, 382 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:15,200 Natalia is so wrapped up in all of the consequence of the things that she's 383 00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:18,920 laying out, but she's speaking on them as though they've been done to her 384 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:25,799 in this psychotic floor routine. To be fair, a male shouldn't be standing 385 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,440 up and point his finger at you and saying the things to Kyle. Let's 386 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:32,799 get this out of the way now. The onus of that evening is one 387 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:38,000 hundred percent on Kyle, one hundred percent. I know that Italian I Amo, 388 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:45,279 I know that Italian him have had this deceitful, Shakespearean bullshit relationship. 389 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,880 But the things that Kyle said to her that night, the unhinged manner in 390 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:55,000 which he said them, the triggered big fat baby that he turned into, 391 00:29:55,839 --> 00:30:02,839 was just across the board unfucking acceptable. So the thing that started this entire 392 00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:07,720 downfall was all Kyle right out of the way, which is going to be 393 00:30:07,759 --> 00:30:10,160 so enjoyable. I don't like to see people, but I like to see 394 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,799 people get fired who my kid? But uh and I never like to throw 395 00:30:12,839 --> 00:30:15,759 people away like I don't I honestly, the reason we don't say vile is 396 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,640 well, I didn't come up with the name. But also secondly, I 397 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,480 don't like that kind of name. We have fun, whimsical names, traffic 398 00:30:23,519 --> 00:30:26,240 and rhymes. If they do fire Kyle. I don't know how old he 399 00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:32,119 is. He's very immature, and I hope that he's able to learn from 400 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,480 this and grow. And I just because I saw some posts of just people 401 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,000 like letting him. I mean, he's on a stupid reality TV show. 402 00:30:37,039 --> 00:30:41,440 People say horrific things right right? Who cares? And who? Why are 403 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:47,359 you fucking in his Instagram telling him that he should burn in hell? Who 404 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:52,240 was who is the wife? And Casino? I don't know it was played 405 00:30:52,359 --> 00:30:59,039 by uh my god. You know there's too many actors and too many famous 406 00:30:59,079 --> 00:31:03,759 people. You know, Sharon Stone. Obviously Kyle is the Sharon Stone of 407 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:08,920 his relationship. That guy whoever he's he's dating or married to or engaged to, 408 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:15,400 is in for a fucking rude awakening because there's going to be some glasses 409 00:31:15,519 --> 00:31:19,559 thrown, There's going to be some tears. There should just Kyle needs to 410 00:31:19,599 --> 00:31:25,799 go to therapy. Yeah now, yeah, now, Kyle, Kyle suffers 411 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:30,599 from wanting unconditional love very badly. And that's my unprofessional opinion. None of 412 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,519 us are professionals. I'm stupid, but I'll say this. I'm going to 413 00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:37,359 go through the top of the three people that are completely immature. Kyle, 414 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,799 you need to go to therapy to learn why you're this person. To me, 415 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,759 you need to go to management class because apparently your last class was a 416 00:31:45,799 --> 00:31:48,559 school called fight school, a fight club, and then Italia you need to 417 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,799 go to the only role of fight school is we don't talk about fight school. 418 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,119 You went to fight club management school. And then finally, Natalia, 419 00:31:57,319 --> 00:32:01,000 you need to understand why you're attracted to guys that sleep with other women and 420 00:32:01,079 --> 00:32:04,640 then get to call you the next morning and tell you that they did it 421 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,400 and then oh my god. Yeah so yeah, let's yeah, but coming 422 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:14,039 from stuff an idiot. But anyway, Kyle is literally having panic attacks about 423 00:32:14,279 --> 00:32:21,240 how awful he's being. His inner child or inner psyche is screaming out your 424 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,119 being a vulture human being and he's having panic attacks. Also, he didn't 425 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,680 need a lot that day. That being said, we need to not excuse 426 00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:30,960 Natal his behavior and although it's not appropriate what Kyle did and said to her, 427 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,559 the things that she has been doing this entire season to revolting other people. 428 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:42,160 You see us, you see us on another BALLOWDG podcast. We're spreading 429 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,480 around. Yeah, yeah, everyone everyone, We're like Salt Bays. All 430 00:32:45,559 --> 00:32:51,240 of us are like Salt Bays. Yeah. So the quitters head to the 431 00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:57,640 beach, Luca and his six pack. Luca put the six pack away. 432 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,880 Don't lay like that, you know, I really do. It's very disgusting. 433 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,240 This shoots oh well, Natile an Italian max Riz arrived, and this 434 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:17,519 shoots Kyle into the bathroom. I will never work with her if she is 435 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,400 on if she is on this boat. The ultimatum, I am gone. 436 00:33:22,519 --> 00:33:25,319 It's a cowardly ultimatum because he knows that Toomey is going to side with him. 437 00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:30,319 She fucking hates Natalia right. Also, I said this to you both 438 00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:34,400 earlier. They are both acting like they were raped by each other, and 439 00:33:34,599 --> 00:33:38,440 it is insane for Kyle to start to run, to trot away into the 440 00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:43,880 bathroom and say hearing her voice is triggering to me, and I won't be 441 00:33:44,079 --> 00:33:49,720 here anymore if she's here after you you. Kyle said that she would neva 442 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:57,160 control you repeatedly. Is it's like beyond I would. I would completely understand 443 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:04,480 if Dakota Fannings character was saying that about the men that captured her on fire. 444 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:09,039 Yep. But Kyle and Natalia, they're just fighting about bullshit. So 445 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:13,800 take it away, Pat, Charl'll do a couple quick kind of Meanwhile, 446 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:19,320 so Natalia arrives and she cooses up to Luca and she's still confused essentially why 447 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,079 he turned off the vibes, you know, and we can tell you it's 448 00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:25,320 because you're in an open relationship with a controlling jerk named a j Yeah. 449 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,239 And to be be honest, Luca is too good looking to deal with that 450 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:37,760 bullshit. Yeah, and he's also a scorpio. There's Natalia is like this 451 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:44,119 this weird thing where she's got She's like, he's he's trying to go get 452 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,760 more pussy, and he's he's thrown me away because he's trying to get more 453 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:53,840 pussy. Uh, true and one false at the same time. It's a 454 00:34:54,119 --> 00:35:00,760 kind of the quantum truth where of course he is onto the next because he's 455 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,239 a sex addict and a scorpio and he's a sea rat. But your life 456 00:35:06,559 --> 00:35:12,960 is a grenade and it's going off all the time. There's never any pin 457 00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:15,400 in it ever, It's just one big explosion. So he can see that, 458 00:35:15,639 --> 00:35:19,440 smell it, and feel how hot it is. May I point out 459 00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:23,800 case in point Here Natalia overhears Max and A discussing cult leaders and something about 460 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,840 starting your day off with good energy. Yeah, nat used this opportunity to 461 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,199 burn another bridge. And this is where she kind of takes a turn where 462 00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:37,039 I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ, what are you doing here? She fucking 463 00:35:37,159 --> 00:35:40,519 lets Anne have it for not getting her back. There's this weird thing where 464 00:35:42,199 --> 00:35:46,880 the world that she wants to exist is nowhere near the world that actually exists, 465 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,280 and you have to have a healthier way to deal with that. You 466 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,320 have to like tell yourself, oh, maybe I was delusional, but you 467 00:35:54,559 --> 00:36:00,480 can't just start lashing at it. I mean, she literally she goes from 468 00:36:00,679 --> 00:36:06,840 thong to srong to popping up like a surfboard pop up and going and screaming 469 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,960 at Anne for listen. I understand that Natalia wants people to have her back, 470 00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:16,119 but she's been so awful to so many people that that's just not the 471 00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:21,760 way the world works, especially not when you're dealing with a nest of sea 472 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,440 rats. There's just that that's not gonna work, okay, Njin how confused 473 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:30,000 Max was when she just he was having this lovely conversation with Anne and then 474 00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:34,840 she just fucking walks over and starts screaming, I will say, and it's 475 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:39,639 probably because of the abusive stepfather. Anne's conflict resolution is pretty impressive to watch. 476 00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:42,639 She was just like, I'm so sorry, you were completely right, 477 00:36:42,639 --> 00:36:44,920 and then Natalia was like, but now I have nowhere to go, So 478 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,280 I'm just gonna stand here and be like, fuck you for signing that you 479 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:51,440 like energy, because you'lls is shit and mine was sad this morning. Them. 480 00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:58,679 Yeah, and she does run away and talks about to me Kyle Luca 481 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:04,960 and Anne not having her back and all these situations and they have something in 482 00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:12,079 common Natalia, you know, So it's it's I feel for her, but 483 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:19,119 why you're just because I think that she's She was better in season one when 484 00:37:19,199 --> 00:37:24,599 she wasn't being fucked with by A. I hope you're listening. AJ we're 485 00:37:24,639 --> 00:37:31,880 talking to you, buddy. I don't even know what like I view AJ 486 00:37:32,199 --> 00:37:38,079 as like his his knees are bent backwards like some kind of hellscape demon, 487 00:37:38,559 --> 00:37:43,960 and his tight tight jeans cover that up and kind of snap them back into 488 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,719 place. But you are subhuman, You're a rat, and you will be 489 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:52,360 in prison one day. So well, how about this case important? I 490 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,920 got the transcript of the phone call, you know, he called her or 491 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,280 something like that. Yeah, he's like, here's transcript. He's like, 492 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,000 hey, how you doing? And she says, well, Kyle's being an 493 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:05,719 evil asshole again. Who's he's being horrible? And then you hear, oh, 494 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,440 clutch my balls, I'm coming. Okay, Okay, sorry, honey, 495 00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:13,159 what about this Kyle? And then she says, well, he's being 496 00:38:13,199 --> 00:38:15,920 a jerk to my face again. And then he says, don't clean that 497 00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:17,760 off your face until I tell you you can'. She's like, I'm sorry 498 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,000 what he says? Oh? What about? What's that about? Kyle? 499 00:38:21,159 --> 00:38:25,000 Right? Right? So I have literally the same exact thing, and I 500 00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:30,960 used literally incorrectly because it was nowhere Nero's grotesque. But what I was thinking 501 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:36,400 was, thank god she has somebody that she can confide in who is getting 502 00:38:36,519 --> 00:38:42,800 his dick sucked as she is confiding, he did take the time to you 503 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,599 know talk to her that. He answered, well, I mean he was, 504 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:50,880 he was wandering. He was wandering, so he he was like, 505 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,239 you know, might as well, it's either going to be Instagram or I'll 506 00:38:54,280 --> 00:39:00,800 talk to this bitch, you know, my girlfriend. So hearing chef Sam 507 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:05,679 Wise talk about the lack of empathy for Natalia, keep in mind he's not 508 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:10,480 watching the television show that we are, right, Yeah, I guess this 509 00:39:10,679 --> 00:39:16,480 was my note. It just did kind of make me realize that the we've 510 00:39:16,559 --> 00:39:21,239 covered it, the onus was on Kyle that evening. They've both been awful. 511 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,679 They're both dementors. So we get ready and we head out for dinner 512 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:30,920 while Natalia heads home and packs and we sit down for dinner. And you 513 00:39:30,039 --> 00:39:35,079 know, it's a show about sea rats. So seven long islandized teas are 514 00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:37,960 ordered. Don't forget the blow job shots along with seven blow drop shots. 515 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:45,079 This night is going to be insane. And here is a Haley moment that 516 00:39:45,079 --> 00:39:50,039 is the reason why so many people, including do you love Haley as much 517 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:52,320 as me? And Ruby Lee mixed feelings about it. Okay, this is 518 00:39:52,360 --> 00:40:00,800 why me and Haley. She toasts to the group of people that she is 519 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:07,159 essentially stuck with that are not the people that she actually wants to be with, 520 00:40:07,599 --> 00:40:13,400 which is the most perfect description of this group of people. And she 521 00:40:13,559 --> 00:40:19,679 toasts to them and they let her do it. They liked it. Again. 522 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:27,320 I don't understand why Haley is so hot to me. I don't get 523 00:40:27,519 --> 00:40:32,639 why there isn't more. I guess she's so fucking oddball, but there's no 524 00:40:34,159 --> 00:40:37,800 like sexual energy between her any of the guys. It's not I'm not saying 525 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:43,039 that she has to put it out. Luca is a scorpion sex addict. 526 00:40:43,079 --> 00:40:46,480 I don't know why he's not attempting. I think that they sense the she's 527 00:40:46,599 --> 00:40:51,039 a little too freaky deaky, like, Haley, you're not gonna put cable 528 00:40:51,079 --> 00:40:54,239 ties on my ankles. I'm not letting that happen, right, But that 529 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:58,239 wouldn't even be sexual for her. It would just be for fun, yeah, 530 00:40:58,599 --> 00:41:00,360 kind of like yeah, I feel like the old The only person that 531 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,239 could be on her level maybe would be Sam Wise and they'd be kind of 532 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,800 cute together. Yeah, they would be. I don't know, everyone else 533 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,480 do basic for her. But it's so funny because he goes up to her 534 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:12,519 and he's black out at one point, but he's like I need to tell 535 00:41:12,559 --> 00:41:14,719 to somebody. You're like, I don't know what's going on, and she's 536 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,920 like, I'm confused, what are you talking about? Oh? Is this 537 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,760 one chef Jack was trying to understand. Was there anybody that had an Italia's 538 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,719 son? Right? Yeah, So at dinner, Natalia does the most annoying 539 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,960 thing she's ever done. Yes, and we've seen a season and a half 540 00:41:30,039 --> 00:41:34,679 of her. Can Luca help me with my suitcase in the morning, good 541 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,880 wait till he got back or in the next morning, just toos. Is 542 00:41:37,159 --> 00:41:39,840 the thing about in Italia that I hate the most. It's the thing that 543 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:44,440 I hate about melodramatic people in general, the thing I hate about people in 544 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:49,679 toxic relationships. They feed on this kind of thing that no one else traffics 545 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:55,800 in. So with Natalia's boyfriend will entertain that kind of thing because he is 546 00:41:57,159 --> 00:42:01,880 in love with that kind of bitches, brew of just stupid bullshit. But 547 00:42:02,159 --> 00:42:07,000 nobody else is okay with that, which is why Italian's having such a tough 548 00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:09,320 time this season. You know. Also, what I love is that she 549 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:14,480 sent that bitchy little text being like this, look at them, that could 550 00:42:14,519 --> 00:42:16,800 have fucking lose them, And then then they They're like, what cool, 551 00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:21,159 Yeah, yeah, hey you can take you can do the laundry, right, 552 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,079 yeah, I can do the laundry. Yeah cool, thank you? 553 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,559 Is that free up a bed? Yeah? I think it does. Oh 554 00:42:24,679 --> 00:42:28,199 nice. And again this is where you just have to cut your losses, 555 00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,840 because Natalia has to realize that she to no fault other than her own, 556 00:42:32,039 --> 00:42:37,760 has lost this war. She's she's there's nobody at that table outside of Laura 557 00:42:38,519 --> 00:42:45,320 who cares lu Chef Jack down right, But but you know, Sam Wise 558 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:52,440 doesn't have any poll in the council. You know, everybody's just like make 559 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:59,800 sure he gets there, fred Fred Frodo. So, yeah, this text 560 00:43:00,559 --> 00:43:02,519 is just an effort to try to make everybody pay attention to her. But 561 00:43:02,639 --> 00:43:06,960 to Mey hates her, Kyle hates her, Jess hates her. Hayley is 562 00:43:07,039 --> 00:43:12,639 in the stars, Max isn't. There's one other person, but you either 563 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,159 can't stand her or you have no feelings about her, right yeap. So 564 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:20,760 that text is not going to work. So Max heads home. He says, 565 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,039 being drunk in a car is a guillotine for me. Very French thing 566 00:43:24,119 --> 00:43:31,360 to say, and also couldn't agree more. I despise getting in cars when 567 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:35,119 I'm very drunk. It hasn't happened in a long time, but it's a 568 00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:39,760 surefire way to make me throw up. Now, the next thing that we're 569 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:46,679 going to talk about is the backseat of that van. Jesus Christ. So 570 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:50,760 we have two vans. We have Chef and Max, and then we have 571 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,599 Kyle and the party bus with the booty shaken and the exposed breast. Yeah. 572 00:43:53,679 --> 00:44:00,320 Now, I wouldn't mind Kyle ruining this thing if Kyle was a different 573 00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:05,480 guy. I wouldn't mind a gay guy pulling his ass out and shaking it 574 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:08,480 all over the place. But the fact that it's Kyle makes me want to 575 00:44:08,559 --> 00:44:15,119 say, put your ass away. Haley and Laura are sucking each other's tits. 576 00:44:15,159 --> 00:44:17,400 It's not cool that you're fucking up the vibes. Okay, nobody wants 577 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:22,519 to see your giant pink ass. Put it away. No one said while 578 00:44:22,599 --> 00:44:27,480 watching the episode, Oh, I wish we got more of Kyle's ass. 579 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,880 Yeah. I had to close one of my eyes just so I can enjoy 580 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,480 the other half of the van. Well, it was all cool. It 581 00:44:34,599 --> 00:44:39,320 was all really really cool. Kyle, Haley, Laura just an engine of 582 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,519 cool in the back of that van, you know what I mean. And 583 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,960 I think Laura and Laura and Luca just make out with each other. Yeah, 584 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,039 I really love it for them. Yeah, I love it for them 585 00:44:51,079 --> 00:44:53,639 too, because it just makes no sense. So to me, is trying 586 00:44:53,639 --> 00:44:58,840 to protect Jess from the viper that is Luca. When they get to this 587 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:05,039 club, and and that is when Chef Louby goes up to Haley. The 588 00:45:05,559 --> 00:45:10,880 night is devolving into a drunken tornado of nonsense. Oh yes, Chef Jack 589 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:15,079 he at some point, I think he just decides to give up and just 590 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:22,800 just drink himself into oblivion. Uh yeah, belivion as he should. I 591 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:30,639 mean fucking nuclear fallout oblivion. He is literally falling, He's doing pratfalls into 592 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:36,639 the patio furniture, and he's being helped by Haley and Laura get everywhere. 593 00:45:36,639 --> 00:45:39,000 It's a weekend at Bernie's kind of thing going on. Ben there, scouser, 594 00:45:39,519 --> 00:45:46,840 Yeah, we've all been there. So this is when Kyle begins to 595 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:53,840 I'm liberated. I'm liberated. Kyle is a drinking problem, Thank you, 596 00:45:54,119 --> 00:46:00,360 Kyle. When he gets really drunk, he gets super aggressive, super angry, 597 00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:05,639 super feeling himself and super feeling himself I've never said I've announced to the 598 00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:07,440 group of people and hang out with that a club. I'm liberated. Oh, 599 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,960 I've said it so many times every time I get drunk. I I 600 00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:15,480 just talked about how liberated I feel, on how free I feel, And 601 00:46:16,559 --> 00:46:21,280 yeah, I talk about how beautiful America is because I can only feel that 602 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,079 way. Here is the only place I can feel that way. You know. 603 00:46:24,079 --> 00:46:32,280 So we Kyle proceeds to do this thing where he keeps talking about Natalia, 604 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:38,079 and again, here is another mirror image of a mud monster. No 605 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:44,840 one cares about your fucking shit. It's similar to the text that Natalia sent. 606 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,920 Just stop. No one's playing the game that you two are playing. 607 00:46:49,159 --> 00:46:52,599 Okay, we're just trying to fuck each other and go home and pound pasta 608 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:58,599 until we throw up with this stuff's done to Laura Tombraider Man. All this 609 00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:02,000 goddamn stress is she's an emotional leader. She's fucking passing football sized poops that 610 00:47:02,039 --> 00:47:05,480 they were asking, Yeah, yeah, he'll do that to her, Yeah 611 00:47:05,559 --> 00:47:09,079 yeah, yeah. Can I say, Luca, really it becomes less of 612 00:47:09,119 --> 00:47:13,960 a short king here. And I know that he's drunk, but he's kind 613 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:21,480 of there's no loyalty with Cea rats, but he's almost antagonistic towards Natalia at 614 00:47:21,519 --> 00:47:24,480 this point, and it's like, Luca, you don't go too far with 615 00:47:24,599 --> 00:47:29,280 you, Okay, stay out of that. So we get back to the 616 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,679 boat. Laura is, like we said, she's eating a bucket of pasta. 617 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,400 She is again the most expired, the most valuable player on this team. 618 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:43,320 Toomey heads up to chat with Atalia. How was that ever going to 619 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,920 go? Well, Tomy is blackout and hates Natalia. So that was a 620 00:47:47,119 --> 00:47:51,559 very brief conversation. Now forgive me both of you. Let me know what 621 00:47:51,639 --> 00:47:53,360 took place here. I know Kyle said he was asking to me if it 622 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:58,239 was appropriate to go talk to Natalia. Didn't to me give the green light 623 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,159 because she did not, so he just did this without her permission. I 624 00:48:01,199 --> 00:48:06,480 think she gave like a she was giving like a definitely leaning red yellow. 625 00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:07,440 She was like, I don't think that's a very good idea. And he 626 00:48:07,559 --> 00:48:09,800 was like to me, I will be in and out to me, no, 627 00:48:10,079 --> 00:48:15,760 to me, you will never sorry. I forgot how Yeah, So 628 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,960 I think she was like, I would in and then he was like, 629 00:48:17,079 --> 00:48:21,039 perfect, I'm gonna fucking do it. Well he does, and I don't 630 00:48:21,039 --> 00:48:23,199 even know. It's one of those rambling things that he had, like a 631 00:48:23,559 --> 00:48:28,679 just a I have the transcrip, you do please? Going on Instagram and 632 00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:32,000 seeing that you're no longer following me made me realize how serious this whole thing 633 00:48:32,199 --> 00:48:39,079 was. He's right, that is there. That is serious to them. 634 00:48:39,519 --> 00:48:43,440 That's serious to them. Yeah, when it's Talia gets in the van, 635 00:48:43,559 --> 00:48:46,360 she's like he's blocked, and that's how you know it's official. Yep, 636 00:48:46,639 --> 00:48:52,440 you goddamn kids. It's not kids, because these people aren't kids. It's 637 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:59,400 a good point. Actually, it's just sad I want to know, speaking 638 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:08,679 of sad Aj call us when you're forty four? What? Shut up? 639 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,599 Don't make direct eye contact with me. I'm sorry, what are you saying? 640 00:49:12,679 --> 00:49:16,159 Ruby? This is Aj. I just feel like it's gonna be so 641 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,679 fun for a short amount of time, and then all the girls are going 642 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,679 to be either married or addicted to drugs or just gone because they don't live 643 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:28,719 in Bali anymore, and they got jobs. And then he'll be forty four 644 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,400 and he won't be Captain Jason because he's not cool, you know what I 645 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:36,079 mean. He doesn't have the body. No, no, no, that's 646 00:49:36,119 --> 00:49:37,760 when they take all their money and they buy like some kind of like I 647 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,719 guess, a version of a mansion out in the jungle in some South American 648 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:45,920 country. Right. They hire a bunch of security. They eventually like shoot 649 00:49:45,039 --> 00:49:49,960 someone's neighbors dogs and then run for the rest of their lives, right right. 650 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,000 And then they in their life in a jail cell in Europe allegedly, 651 00:49:53,239 --> 00:50:00,440 allegedly, and they stumble upon some hut in the forest and Jesse Ventura comes 652 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:07,119 out and he teaches he teaches the person how to live off the grid. 653 00:50:12,159 --> 00:50:19,000 Next morning, do you have any cell phones? Break them in half? 654 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:25,480 Governor of Minnesota nds his tenure there and then just gets off the grid. 655 00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,760 He's off the grid. It's unbelievable. I love Jesse Renter. I do 656 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,639 too. There was an interview one time that like some guy walks up to 657 00:50:32,679 --> 00:50:36,280 him at at like a Vikings and they're like, you should be president, 658 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,079 and he said, I don't want the job. Yeah. I punched the 659 00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:50,159 sniper in the face because he's he's practicing stolen valor. All right enough, 660 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:54,559 Jesse Max begins to speak a language that is English but not really. He 661 00:50:54,679 --> 00:51:00,360 says something about the Eiffel tower being his deck. He tells me, Luca, 662 00:51:00,679 --> 00:51:04,559 the goddamn hostile work environment is making him think he doesn't want to be 663 00:51:04,639 --> 00:51:09,719 here after this charter. Well, first, and where is this? Oh, 664 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,960 I'm sorry, he tells this. The hostile work environment is wreaking havoc 665 00:51:14,039 --> 00:51:19,239 on his spinal column. Well, there's a quick hit here, Yeah, 666 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,599 Max tells Luca, because Luca goes up to him and he goes, hey, 667 00:51:22,639 --> 00:51:24,679 how you doing. I was a little worried about you last night, 668 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:30,639 and Max says, you are. You're being an emotional bitch. You need 669 00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:35,039 to calm down. Okay. Also, I am so stressed out I am 670 00:51:35,119 --> 00:51:39,960 going to quit. And Luca's like, hang on, wait, what do 671 00:51:40,039 --> 00:51:45,360 you mean again? He's mentally ill. But we have to get to Natalia. 672 00:51:45,679 --> 00:51:50,880 Departing the boat, Natalia's last poisoned dagger thrown. She goes in and 673 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,440 talks to Sandy. Oh my god. She tells Sandy what took place, 674 00:51:54,559 --> 00:51:59,559 and you know, we see the footage now not really Well, I'm saying, 675 00:52:00,039 --> 00:52:05,159 I'm trying to like give my score on accuracy on her description of the 676 00:52:05,199 --> 00:52:07,960 events of sixty two percent accurate. How do you fail? Rubes twenty six 677 00:52:08,039 --> 00:52:12,159 percent? Yeah, you thought it was off. Well, anyway, Sandy's 678 00:52:12,159 --> 00:52:15,079 concerned about her mental health, so she understands why she's going there. There's 679 00:52:15,159 --> 00:52:19,320 a tough thing that Natalia's trying to navigate where she's trying to kill Kyle, 680 00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:24,280 right, but she's also trying to kill Kyle with a story about Kyle acting 681 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:30,039 inappropriately. The only issue is that she has to tell a lesbian that the 682 00:52:30,119 --> 00:52:34,199 thing that kicked it all off was a straight man whose French said that he's 683 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:39,719 LGBTQ. So she conveniently leaves that part out because the wire would snap and 684 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:46,360 she would fall to her death if that part was revealed. So not quite 685 00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:51,360 accurate. Well, I have to say, also she didn't kind of own 686 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,119 her side of the street either, Did you say I have a part to 687 00:52:54,159 --> 00:52:57,639 play in this as well? No? By the way, why is the 688 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:04,280 second witness called chef Jack Because that is dangerous because then he can get up 689 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:08,199 there and really drive the daggery in the Kyle's heart. I think because he 690 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:13,000 was honest about the shot, so Sandy trusted his judgment and she was like, 691 00:53:13,079 --> 00:53:15,280 I got to get a fucking semi normal sea right up here. Else. 692 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:21,400 When he leaves, Sandy says to herself, I wasn't expecting that, 693 00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:25,239 yeah, and that that was a witness that really truly did a lot for 694 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:30,320 the defense. Prosyeah, what's I We're on. What Natalia did is what 695 00:53:30,559 --> 00:53:37,000 I would do to our mom when Dylan and I were probably six and nine, 696 00:53:37,559 --> 00:53:39,760 and I would come in crying and I would say he hit me, 697 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:43,519 and then Mom would obviously take my side because you can't do that. But 698 00:53:43,639 --> 00:53:45,840 little did she know that I had been probably I don't know, probably like 699 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:51,760 throwing rocks at you or doing something horrible and making fun of how much weight 700 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,840 I had gained. Hopefully that was it. And then you probably pushed me 701 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,880 into a wall gently to say, hey, stop making fun of how I 702 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:05,039 got fat. Yeah, And then I went into mom and I'm so happy 703 00:54:05,079 --> 00:54:07,960 I have a boy, and the girl stories like that, I can't wait, 704 00:54:08,079 --> 00:54:12,719 so to me is called up to the bridge, and you know, 705 00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:19,920 Scott free essentially. Luca does help Natalia with the suitcases as she departs, 706 00:54:20,159 --> 00:54:28,199 and Natalia says that Luca was very disappointing in the end, as though she 707 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:36,679 is like troll toll on the river, like who what are you judging? 708 00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:39,480 Why do you have any judgment on him at all. But the thing that 709 00:54:39,599 --> 00:54:46,000 she has, she's not making I'm not making any sense. Tough night for 710 00:54:46,119 --> 00:54:51,559 me. My brain's not working very well. But I've been eating. I 711 00:54:51,679 --> 00:54:54,199 had Dominoes over the weekend. I think it. I don't think it's I 712 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:57,639 don't think I don't think it's out of my brain. You know how much 713 00:54:57,679 --> 00:55:00,880 salt is in there pizzas? Man, my face blows up to like a 714 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,880 basketball. You could bounce my fucking head. That's how much salts in those 715 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,480 things. And let me tell you something else. We got two thin crusts. 716 00:55:08,079 --> 00:55:16,719 Yeah, disgusting. So heat over to Dominos dot com use promo code 717 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:22,440 bad TV. I will tell you the transparency that they have with the preparation 718 00:55:22,599 --> 00:55:28,639 and delivery of their food is second to none. They tell you who's putting 719 00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:32,559 it in the oven. It's unbelievable. Yeah, yeah, cool. I 720 00:55:32,679 --> 00:55:37,320 want to end the episode. Yeah, all right. So Sandy calls up 721 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:42,039 Kyle, and as Dylan and I have recapped the transcript, Kyle's like, 722 00:55:42,079 --> 00:55:45,480 oh, good morning. She's like, sit down. I love That's just 723 00:55:45,639 --> 00:55:49,639 there's something great about not even not even feeling like you gotta be fake. 724 00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:54,480 Yeah, no, yeah, he's getting the axe. I don't think he's 725 00:55:54,519 --> 00:56:00,400 getting the axe because Anne and Toomey cannot handle a charter by themselves. That 726 00:56:00,519 --> 00:56:05,039 hasn't stopped Sandy before. I think he will get the acts soon, but 727 00:56:05,199 --> 00:56:07,199 he may stay the entire season. He'll either get fired in an episode or 728 00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,840 two, or he'll stay the entire season. What do you think. I 729 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:13,519 think he's not going to go. I think she's gonna say you're a bully 730 00:56:13,639 --> 00:56:15,039 and you're awful, and I don't want someone like you on the boat. 731 00:56:15,119 --> 00:56:19,800 But you can always Yeah, we have to come up with a compromisers. 732 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,159 I don't know. Yeah. But also I think that they have an lgbt 733 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,039 Q I a alliance between the two of them. Genuinely. I do think 734 00:56:25,079 --> 00:56:29,519 she lesbians don't like gay people. Yeah, we learned that last season with 735 00:56:29,599 --> 00:56:32,320 Frazier. I think it's just representation though in the industry when they're not. 736 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,920 But do they like lesbians? She tried to She screwed Malia over too, 737 00:56:37,079 --> 00:56:45,000 so she's just Malis. You guys didn't know it, but Malias fucking dyke. 738 00:56:45,119 --> 00:56:50,960 You guys, I've been sober. Follow Ruby at Papaya dog Girl on 739 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:53,280 TikTok Jump in the iTunes right his reviews five stars, kind words you want 740 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,960 us to page around on comp slash another podcast network for more and more and 741 00:56:57,039 --> 00:56:59,960 more. We love you guys very much. Have a lovely holiday with your 742 00:57:00,119 --> 00:57:06,559 family. And if you don't have family, just get some pen and Jerry's 743 00:57:06,559 --> 00:57:12,119 ice fucking treat yourself. Just you know, just be grateful that you don't 744 00:57:12,159 --> 00:57:15,239 have to have the conversations about the Second Amendment and Gaza. I mean it's 745 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:22,760 just tough. That's yeah. Happy, Thanks, I'm doing saying goodbye, 746 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:22,440 Pat, say goodbye.