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It's the downbeat on ninety seven to
one with the freak good Monday morning everyone,

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This could be the Monday of all
of our Mondays. We have Rangers.

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We have cowboys, all happening tonight. Rangers at three thirty seven,

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Cowboys after that, got a chance
for you to win something right now?

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Collar five two one four or eight
one seven, seven, eight seven one

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nine seven one bullet for My Valentine
and of mice and Men. Tickets at

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House of Blues Sunday, November fifth. Tickets, more Informationlive nation dot com.

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Just be Collar five two and four
or eight one seven seven, eight

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seven one nine seven one wear earplugs
or bullet for my Valentine. Yeah,

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I think people confuse them for my
Bloody vealum, my Bloody Valentine, which

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is notoriously arguably the loudest band to
ever play. I've just done what you

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said people do yeah mm hmm,
because they both have Valentine and their and

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their band name. I get it. Yeah, I understand why. Yeah,

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they they are notoriously the loudest live
band of all times. My bloody

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trying to spell it out for Mike, that's what they're known as, Like,

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that's their bit. Yeah, Like
if you've ever talked to anybody that

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has seen them live, they will
say it's the loudest concert they've ever attended.

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Yeah, I've never seen them,
so I can't speak to that well.

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But later in the week we'll have
maybe I'll put a bit together.

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Maybe we have MAVs preseason game tickets. If you want to go to see

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the MAVs this Friday, maybe we'll
give all those away at once, if

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you can answer my trivia game.
That'll be on Wednesday. Okay, what's

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our countdown to MAVs Opening Day?
Mavericks Opening Day is next Wednesday, the

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twenty fifth, in San Antonio at
eight thirty start the NBA debut of Victor

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Wimbanaya is Yama. I'm gonna figure
out how to say his name. We

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all have, You've all figured it
out and I have it. Eight thirty

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eight pm start Danny ESPM. So
we're not going to be affected by any

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of their games. We're not going
to get off early. No, not

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us, not anymore. Yeah,
not things have changed. Although woman y'all

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has been ripping it up in pre
season. I'm excited to see him.

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Although I would like to challenge the
speakeasy to work late tonight. You know

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the Rangers are on while you're on
three thirty. You're gonna shut that thing

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off at six. Really, you
stay with it, do impromptu post game

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I think you stay with him.
The three thirty game ends at six thirty,

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six thirty five, forty five.
They're not gonna leave here. You

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leave here at six. Just a
challenge to our speakeasy friends. How many

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words that Jeff for Julie say,
will mike here today starting at three thirty?

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Same Jeff Julie Reiner in groups two
to six, but seven. Really,

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I'm not trying to create more work. I'm just saying, you think

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they should push it. I also
think it's incumbent on them to do a

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post game show as well. I
think they should do. I mean it's

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you have baseball, Jesus, I
know, yeah, I mean, he

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lives and dies for his Texas Rangers. It only makes sense that they would

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broadcast through the end of the game. In the second the final out is

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recorded, you switch over to uh, I don't know, outfield talk or

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whatever you want to call it.
Jewel talk, yea jewel talk, pearl

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talk. Another precious stone of note
Oh, it's so funny. It is,

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that's not so what we did on
Friday, though, we made three

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predictions from the Ghost Pepper Pavilion,
which is where this takes place. It's

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the arena, that's the pavilion,
really, and we made three predictions each

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of things that would happen for last
night's Rangers and Astros and guys. We

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recorded it and saved it. We
did what you actually record that I have

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them. My god, what we
said on Friday, those were just for

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didn't come to life, and we
relive it on Monday. If I'd have

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known that, I would have taken
it more seriously. Yeah you should now,

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Mike, you're keeping up with the
tabs on this throughout the season.

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What's the score? Uh? The
score currently is two and a half points

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for me, one point for Danny, zero points for Kevoh. Listeners were

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given a half point for being cool
on an otherwise hostile Friday. Good for

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them, I was a few days
ago. Do they lose a point if

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we find out that it was a
listener who shot three people, If the

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twenty two year old young man was
a big Glen Cameron Turner, yeah,

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he's gonna cost you guys, your
half point. Damn, hopefully he wasn't

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listening. Then the rare case that
I hope a twenty two year old wasn't

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listening. Well, I think that
the listener may lose their half point today.

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Oh really? Oh, didn't we
say that if one of the predictions

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came true, that it was going
to come from them? I don't know.

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It's confusing enough already. It was
the monopoly bank. Remember we had

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joke. Anyway, a special guest
calls in an eight thirty five who was

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barricaded at the State Fair in the
shooting. But right now, let's start

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with Mike's aroy. This week,
we have been starting with last place to

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me. Let's start with Mike this
time. Here's one of Mike's predictions from

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last week. I'm a fun guy
number one Boom, the Rangers offense stays

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hot, and we'll score at least
seven runs in game one and the Rangers

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lose. Oh. I appreciate the
leaving the noise in after because I know

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we all do it. Oh uh, I would vote that I should not

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get a point. No one.
That was completely wrong. It's very brave

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of you to say that the game
didn't shake out the way I was expecting

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in my head strategy question because it
was brought up on the broadcast. Mitch

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Garver hit third, and it was
like, he is not a good matchup

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for Verlander, or Verlander's not a
good matchup for him. Would you guys

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have been okay if Garvo was out
for Robbie Grossman, because that's where I

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would put Having Carter at third,
hitting third, I would mess with it.

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Where was Carter fifth? Look?
Get him to the plate? Does

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Rangers have not lost a playoff game. I'm not gonna sit here and Nicol

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and dime Boachi over lineup decisions,
but generally I would rather have Garber and

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than Grossman, I believe. So, Yeah, keep doing whatever you're doing.

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Yeah, you do what you're doing, Playboy. Today it's EAVOLDI and

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Framber, Uhmer Mike Struck to take
to strike one. Yep, here's the

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oh one pitch. What an exciting
time. Prediction two for this Sunday's game

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one Tan Hoot Texas center Ted Cruz
will be in attendance in Astro's gear.

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He will be biting his lip in
an oddly seductive manner, and he will

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be thinking about adult star that Corey
Chase. Okay, okay. To me,

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there's only one way to award this
because the thing that was factual that

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we know happened, nobody knows what
he was thinking about. We don't,

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and he very well could have been
I think that gets a fully, I

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really do. Tay Cruz was absolutely
there Ian Astro's gear, yep, and

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he was with a girl. I
didn't know who that was. For all,

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I knew it could have been that
woman you had mentioned. Well,

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no, that was his daughter?
You sure? Yes, maybe it was

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that woman you mentioned dressed as his
daughter. No, not Corey Chase,

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but yeah, I tend to agree
with you having any arguments over there.

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No, I didn't know until after
the game though. Did y'all know before

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the game or no idea? No, he tweeted the picture. It's probably

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not something that Fox four wants to
highlight. Wait, look, there's Ted

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Cruz on the screen. Yeah,
with Catherine at game one of the LCS

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goostros, and he's I checked,
I assumed in he is biting his lips

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eductively a little bit, a little
bit his face. He just always looks

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that way. He's kind of got
the lips of a of a person who

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who's played a lot of trumpet has
a nice ambush. He tighten those lips.

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He's certainly he knows when he posts
something like that on Twitter that the

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comment section is just going to be
a damn diarrhea show, because I read

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about forty of them, just quick
little one liners. Ted, why shouldn't

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need disabled comments? Like the ticket? Just avoid it? I mean,

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also, I was thinking of what, fine, he's an Astros fan,

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but you're playing the Rangers like you're
alienating half of your state. He's safe

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either way. Probably, Yeah,
there's nothing. He's proven that nothing matters,

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so just go man. And also
that's the Cancun daughter. I would

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imagine it was her who wanted to
go to Cancun for her birthday. As

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he left tearing a power grid failure, which that says, what was he

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going to do? I know the
grid, He's gonna be out there on

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your transformer with a wrench. Yeah, it is a highly convenient a welding

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mask. On half point, I
think he gets full. I mean,

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because there's no way to know.
He he called it that he number one,

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he would be there in full Astro's
gear. What he was thinking about

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only Ted knows he takes ood of
his daughter. He wasn't thinking about Corey

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Chase. Now, if Ted Cruz
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and tell us that he wasn't thinking
about Corey Chase, then we will reduce

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that to a half. Okay,
but now I think it's a full.

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Yeah. I talked about to leave
a talk back as best we get.

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This is what I'm doing. It's
called the setup. We'll take a point

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then for now. Okay, thank
you, good job. Here's the one

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one pitch to Soroy all right,
preach number three, ow an umpire will

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get hitting the nuts. I didn't
see this, didn't see it. I

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was looking for it. I was
on it all night. But to my

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knowledge, it's to no. It
just appeared to be a no. But

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good job. You got a point
in the game. That's it. Points

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are hard to come by. Congratulations, Thanks you running away with it.

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Thank you, Eric Daniel. Hi
are we ready? Prediction number one,

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you will see a replay of Alex
Rodriguez being struck out by Neftali Feliz in

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the twenty ten ALCS, but they
will not show any highlights from the twenty

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eleven World Series, it didn't show
any maybe and you made Yeah, I

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think number one because a Rod is
on the pregame postgame, and number two

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they might do it if they're at
home, but maybe not while they're in

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Houston, right, or if they
have a close out opportunity. Yeah,

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you you'll probably see it, but
we forget there's way more Astro's moments from

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the last seven years for them to
choose from and for us. You're right,

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you're right. But the first first
pregame, yeah, I think that

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was my only chance at a point, as you'll hear now, yeah,

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a Rod made it. Quick think
about these managers. It's good to see

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managers who manage the game with their
gut. They don't need computers and laptops

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telling them what to do. Meanwhile, Bochie and Dusty Baker have both made

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comments about how do they do a
lot of work pregame to help them make

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decisions later in the game, Like, let's not act like these guys are

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just idiots, Like, yeah,
they do. And Arod he's got a

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big heart on against the analytics crowd
in the last week too, all right,

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bro, analytics loved you, my
dude, Like, stop beating this

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dead horse. Yeah, this makes
sense. What Prediction Number two? Jose

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Altuve will hit a home run and
before he crosses the plate to celebrate,

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he will remove what appears to be
a secret service earpiece from his ear that

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none of those things happened in this
game. Don't even try, fine,

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I won't try. Don't try,
and Danny's most likely one to get right.

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We'll see. I love. Prediction
number three. Jose Abreu will replace

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Dusty Baker's toothpicks with special Carolina Reaper
flavored toothpicks, and Baker will have to

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miss half an inning from the dugout
as he and the training staff search for

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milk. There was no milk search
last night. An incredible prediction. I

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had my eyes on Baker all night
long. He was always there and nothing

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appeared to be wrong with his mouth. Scorching hot prediction. If in the

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one on one thousand chance any milk
appeared on camera, I would have argued

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so hard for a point for you, my god, if they had to

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just run a damn milk ad or
for the Dairy Association for Light Farms made

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a bid milk, I would have
given you a half point. If there

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was a milk ad vendor walking up
the steps. Get your milk care,

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got your milk care? Chocolate's drop
it. Okay, let's go to mind.

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Just really appreciate that one. I
laughed at that one half dozen times

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over the weekend. Let's Jose Bray, you're doing this. Just worry about

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your matchup, Jose Brad and who
would do it? The fact that it

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would get traced back to Jose Bray. Who that's not even a brand Carolina

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Reaper like he did and he created
them himself. No, he got their

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joke toothpicks. You can get them
at Spencer's Gifts. The big decision coming

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up. Dusty Baker nowhere to be
found. What are they gonna do?

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Let's go down to Verducci's nervous on
the air, a lot more information on

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the missing Dusty Baker, and then
Dusty Baker comes steaming out with a milk

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mustache. Neil meala. Here's mine
from fred Vin Prediction number one. The

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benches will clear in game one,
probably due to the ongoing feud between Adully

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Scarcia and Martin Maldonado. Not quiet, and I should have let the tension

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building the series a little bit.
I think when mclerk almost hit Chaz in

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the wrist last night and the ninth
inning, they did flash the camera over

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to Bregman, who was undoubtedly talking
smack because that's what he does. They're

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so unlikable. They really are.
They really are, and I love it.

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Oh jeh, Yeah, I've failed
there again. I struggle to get

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points. It's okay, awesome.
Game prediction number two Travis Janikowski will make

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some impact on the game. Likely
he's a pinch runner, but possibly is

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a defensive replacement. Like it.
He liked it at the time. That's

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the long haired dude, right,
yes, yeah, he's a surfer.

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Josh Hamilton. I thought of this
one driving home on Friday. Janikowski your

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prediction about this, and I'm like, like, there's no rules to this

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game, so this is Most of
them are just to be funny, and

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some of them I could but to
call Travis Janikowski being put in as a

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defensive replacement as a real week on
this team Jose Pepper Pavilion. Which is

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prediction, which is arguably the greatest
defensive team the Rangers has ever fielded.

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They ain't taking Leodi or Evan Carter
out, but he's like, maybe as

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a hitter or possibly as a defensive
replacement out of a weak point. Well,

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you know, they still get on
the board. They used him as

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a component of the very confusing late
inning Bochee double switch. Yeah, it

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was a bit of a checkdown.
No reason. Last one for me,

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tell us what you're thinking. Prediction
number three. The broadcast will mention the

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ongoing controversy involving Hedge's ass. They
never got to it, and they should

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have because it's the biggest question going
on in town. Where is that python

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in Oklahoma City? All right,
I still don't know. Let's get to

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these, man, Let's get to
them for football tonight. We have Cowboys,

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we have Chargers. Let's step inside. I'm ready, Yes, me

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too. There's no open or nothing
right, yeah, song and all this

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stuff. Okay, Ghost Pepper Pavilion, Cowboys, Chargers. Predictions Number one.

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Jake Ferguson will recover his own fumble. I love it. Number two

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Kellen Moore will call a play that
confuses the booth. What do you mean,

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like the actual just went palms up
toward me. Okay, I feel

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the more open ended we leave these
the better fans at that points you've learned

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that now it took me week six
to get it and vague. The booth

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will be confused and we'll figure out
what that means. Tomorrow you're on Joe

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and Troy duty. Deny, I'll
handle the Manning cast and number three,

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Oh, there will be a fart
at least a sound will happen during the

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game that people online will wonder if
it was a fart. Leave it.

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There will be a po full online. Just leave it. There will be

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a fart like a sound it could
be. It could be a fart,

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it could be a short and a
headphone card or a microphone cable. It

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could be just a sound that people
can be like, well, hold on

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a second, Troy fart that you
know it would be one of those what

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is that moment? But there will
be a fart. They'll probably dozens of

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farts, but will we hear any
of them on microphone? All right?

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I like it, Mike. I'm
going to go now shoot prediction number one

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for Kevin. On the broadcast,
Troy Eightman will discuss the beaten topic of

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Jimmy Johnson not being in the Cowboys, ring him honor because he cares about

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it that much. Well on the
road, all right, things come up

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sometimes it's a terrible prediction. No
point, the fart was a great one.

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More possible. Kevin's prediction number two. Either Dak Prescott or Justin Herbert

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will accidentally line up under the guard. It will not be something that was

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schemed. It will have just been
a booboo. Happens like every couple of

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years to some random qb oops and
the guard has to look around at him

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the running back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it the

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Apeman one where he had lined up
under the guard and whoever it was turned

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around and said, it ain't me, daddy, No, that's it,

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ain't me, daddy. Chargers luminary
Sorry. Kevin's prediction number three, Kevin

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Chargers luminary Stan Humphreys will be in
attendance at the game. You will see

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him wearing a suit jacket, jeans
and a polo with no tie. What

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get right, man? Stay on
Humphreys on the long list of Charger luminaries.

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Super Bowl quarterback for them. Yeah, but he's gonna be do the

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jeans, denim jeans, polo,
suit jacket with no tie. But you

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said polo or button polo? But
it could be a button down. I

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don't think you know well if I
get the Stan Humphreys part. Look,

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if Stan Humphreys is seen or even
mentioned, I'm gonna be very lenient with

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the points. Here. All our
best of luck, Kevin. Here's my

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three spicy hot ones from here behind
the Resolute desk in the Ghost Pepper Pavilion.

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Wait, what Justin Herbert will catch
a pass in this game? Okay,

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Kellen breaking out the trick plays.
YEA almost said touchdown pass and I

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almost said we'll pass for, run
for and receive a pass. But I

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want to have a chance. I
mean take a hundred to one. If

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you catch the touchdown, I'll give
you a dollar. You give me a

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hundred bucks. Wait, I'm making
the prediction they's need to catch a touchdown

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pass, so I would give you
a dollar and gave me a hundred deal.

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All right, dude, a touchdown
bass, Yes, I will take

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one hundred and one that Justin Herbert
catches a touchdown here, I'll take my

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dollar, all right, profit,
I'm handing you a dollar, two wretch.

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The Cowboys are dealing with a team
illness. Someone will barf on camera

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during this game. Either traditional barf
or visible butt barf visible all right,

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Yeah, the week six more happened. Have you ever seen somebody diary we

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have? Yeah, not like full
mud blast, but like visible bath.

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It's not like that one rhino that
one time where that hippo was doing it.

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Yeah, there's visibles pritty three.
Oh No, someone on the sidelines

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will get hit in the face with
a football. It will be bad enough

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to elicit a guttural noise from Joe
or Troy oh Lisassaulters will update their condition.

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They will be fine. The face
in the face this way that we

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could be talking cameraman Parabola, Mic
Holder, McCarthy himself, player, cheerleader,

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and I'm ready to argue headshot versus
face shot. But we're gonna get

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a facial a football facial football facial
tonight live on your television. What a

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night. And there they are.
Here are hot predictions for tonight's Cowboy Charger

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game. Here from the Ghost Pepper
Pavilion. A little more on both of

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these games, Rangers and Cowboys a
little bit later on the show. Coming

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up next, a special guest calls
into Dingu's Morning News. That's right,

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we do have a first hand account
of the shooting at the State Fair.

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They will join us next on the
DMN plus. Will this blonde bombshell make

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it into down beat Heaven but