It's the downbeat on ninety seven to one with the freak good Monday morning everyone,
This could be the Monday of all of our Mondays. We have Rangers.
We have cowboys, all happening tonight. Rangers at three thirty seven,
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Just be Collar five two and four or eight one seven seven, eight
seven one nine seven one wear earplugs or bullet for my Valentine. Yeah,
I think people confuse them for my Bloody vealum, my Bloody Valentine, which
is notoriously arguably the loudest band to ever play. I've just done what you
said people do yeah mm hmm, because they both have Valentine and their and
their band name. I get it. Yeah, I understand why. Yeah,
they they are notoriously the loudest live band of all times. My bloody
trying to spell it out for Mike, that's what they're known as, Like,
that's their bit. Yeah, Like if you've ever talked to anybody that
has seen them live, they will say it's the loudest concert they've ever attended.
Yeah, I've never seen them, so I can't speak to that well.
But later in the week we'll have maybe I'll put a bit together.
Maybe we have MAVs preseason game tickets. If you want to go to see
the MAVs this Friday, maybe we'll give all those away at once, if
you can answer my trivia game. That'll be on Wednesday. Okay, what's
our countdown to MAVs Opening Day? Mavericks Opening Day is next Wednesday, the
twenty fifth, in San Antonio at eight thirty start the NBA debut of Victor
Wimbanaya is Yama. I'm gonna figure out how to say his name. We
all have, You've all figured it out and I have it. Eight thirty
eight pm start Danny ESPM. So we're not going to be affected by any
of their games. We're not going to get off early. No, not
us, not anymore. Yeah, not things have changed. Although woman y'all
has been ripping it up in pre season. I'm excited to see him.
Although I would like to challenge the speakeasy to work late tonight. You know
the Rangers are on while you're on three thirty. You're gonna shut that thing
off at six. Really, you stay with it, do impromptu post game
I think you stay with him. The three thirty game ends at six thirty,
six thirty five, forty five. They're not gonna leave here. You
leave here at six. Just a challenge to our speakeasy friends. How many
words that Jeff for Julie say, will mike here today starting at three thirty?
Same Jeff Julie Reiner in groups two to six, but seven. Really,
I'm not trying to create more work. I'm just saying, you think
they should push it. I also think it's incumbent on them to do a
post game show as well. I think they should do. I mean it's
you have baseball, Jesus, I know, yeah, I mean, he
lives and dies for his Texas Rangers. It only makes sense that they would
broadcast through the end of the game. In the second the final out is
recorded, you switch over to uh, I don't know, outfield talk or
whatever you want to call it. Jewel talk, yea jewel talk, pearl
talk. Another precious stone of note Oh, it's so funny. It is,
that's not so what we did on Friday, though, we made three
predictions from the Ghost Pepper Pavilion, which is where this takes place. It's
the arena, that's the pavilion, really, and we made three predictions each
of things that would happen for last night's Rangers and Astros and guys. We
recorded it and saved it. We did what you actually record that I have
them. My god, what we said on Friday, those were just for
didn't come to life, and we relive it on Monday. If I'd have
known that, I would have taken it more seriously. Yeah you should now,
Mike, you're keeping up with the tabs on this throughout the season.
What's the score? Uh? The score currently is two and a half points
for me, one point for Danny, zero points for Kevoh. Listeners were
given a half point for being cool on an otherwise hostile Friday. Good for
them, I was a few days ago. Do they lose a point if
we find out that it was a listener who shot three people, If the
twenty two year old young man was a big Glen Cameron Turner, yeah,
he's gonna cost you guys, your half point. Damn, hopefully he wasn't
listening. Then the rare case that I hope a twenty two year old wasn't
listening. Well, I think that the listener may lose their half point today.
Oh really? Oh, didn't we say that if one of the predictions
came true, that it was going to come from them? I don't know.
It's confusing enough already. It was the monopoly bank. Remember we had
joke. Anyway, a special guest calls in an eight thirty five who was
barricaded at the State Fair in the shooting. But right now, let's start
with Mike's aroy. This week, we have been starting with last place to
me. Let's start with Mike this time. Here's one of Mike's predictions from
last week. I'm a fun guy number one Boom, the Rangers offense stays
hot, and we'll score at least seven runs in game one and the Rangers
lose. Oh. I appreciate the leaving the noise in after because I know
we all do it. Oh uh, I would vote that I should not
get a point. No one. That was completely wrong. It's very brave
of you to say that the game didn't shake out the way I was expecting
in my head strategy question because it was brought up on the broadcast. Mitch
Garver hit third, and it was like, he is not a good matchup
for Verlander, or Verlander's not a good matchup for him. Would you guys
have been okay if Garvo was out for Robbie Grossman, because that's where I
would put Having Carter at third, hitting third, I would mess with it.
Where was Carter fifth? Look? Get him to the plate? Does
Rangers have not lost a playoff game. I'm not gonna sit here and Nicol
and dime Boachi over lineup decisions, but generally I would rather have Garber and
than Grossman, I believe. So, Yeah, keep doing whatever you're doing.
Yeah, you do what you're doing, Playboy. Today it's EAVOLDI and
Framber, Uhmer Mike Struck to take to strike one. Yep, here's the
oh one pitch. What an exciting time. Prediction two for this Sunday's game
one Tan Hoot Texas center Ted Cruz will be in attendance in Astro's gear.
He will be biting his lip in an oddly seductive manner, and he will
be thinking about adult star that Corey Chase. Okay, okay. To me,
there's only one way to award this because the thing that was factual that
we know happened, nobody knows what he was thinking about. We don't,
and he very well could have been I think that gets a fully, I
really do. Tay Cruz was absolutely there Ian Astro's gear, yep, and
he was with a girl. I didn't know who that was. For all,
I knew it could have been that woman you had mentioned. Well,
no, that was his daughter? You sure? Yes, maybe it was
that woman you mentioned dressed as his daughter. No, not Corey Chase,
but yeah, I tend to agree with you having any arguments over there.
No, I didn't know until after the game though. Did y'all know before
the game or no idea? No, he tweeted the picture. It's probably
not something that Fox four wants to highlight. Wait, look, there's Ted
Cruz on the screen. Yeah, with Catherine at game one of the LCS
goostros, and he's I checked, I assumed in he is biting his lips
eductively a little bit, a little bit his face. He just always looks
that way. He's kind of got the lips of a of a person who
who's played a lot of trumpet has a nice ambush. He tighten those lips.
He's certainly he knows when he posts something like that on Twitter that the
comment section is just going to be a damn diarrhea show, because I read
about forty of them, just quick little one liners. Ted, why shouldn't
need disabled comments? Like the ticket? Just avoid it? I mean,
also, I was thinking of what, fine, he's an Astros fan,
but you're playing the Rangers like you're alienating half of your state. He's safe
either way. Probably, Yeah, there's nothing. He's proven that nothing matters,
so just go man. And also that's the Cancun daughter. I would
imagine it was her who wanted to go to Cancun for her birthday. As
he left tearing a power grid failure, which that says, what was he
going to do? I know the grid, He's gonna be out there on
your transformer with a wrench. Yeah, it is a highly convenient a welding
mask. On half point, I think he gets full. I mean,
because there's no way to know. He he called it that he number one,
he would be there in full Astro's gear. What he was thinking about
only Ted knows he takes ood of his daughter. He wasn't thinking about Corey
Chase. Now, if Ted Cruz is willing to call in to the downbeat
and tell us that he wasn't thinking about Corey Chase, then we will reduce
that to a half. Okay, but now I think it's a full.
Yeah. I talked about to leave a talk back as best we get.
This is what I'm doing. It's called the setup. We'll take a point
then for now. Okay, thank you, good job. Here's the one
one pitch to Soroy all right, preach number three, ow an umpire will
get hitting the nuts. I didn't see this, didn't see it. I
was looking for it. I was on it all night. But to my
knowledge, it's to no. It just appeared to be a no. But
good job. You got a point in the game. That's it. Points
are hard to come by. Congratulations, Thanks you running away with it.
Thank you, Eric Daniel. Hi are we ready? Prediction number one,
you will see a replay of Alex Rodriguez being struck out by Neftali Feliz in
the twenty ten ALCS, but they will not show any highlights from the twenty
eleven World Series, it didn't show any maybe and you made Yeah, I
think number one because a Rod is on the pregame postgame, and number two
they might do it if they're at home, but maybe not while they're in
Houston, right, or if they have a close out opportunity. Yeah,
you you'll probably see it, but we forget there's way more Astro's moments from
the last seven years for them to choose from and for us. You're right,
you're right. But the first first pregame, yeah, I think that
was my only chance at a point, as you'll hear now, yeah,
a Rod made it. Quick think about these managers. It's good to see
managers who manage the game with their gut. They don't need computers and laptops
telling them what to do. Meanwhile, Bochie and Dusty Baker have both made
comments about how do they do a lot of work pregame to help them make
decisions later in the game, Like, let's not act like these guys are
just idiots, Like, yeah, they do. And Arod he's got a
big heart on against the analytics crowd in the last week too, all right,
bro, analytics loved you, my dude, Like, stop beating this
dead horse. Yeah, this makes sense. What Prediction Number two? Jose
Altuve will hit a home run and before he crosses the plate to celebrate,
he will remove what appears to be a secret service earpiece from his ear that
none of those things happened in this game. Don't even try, fine,
I won't try. Don't try, and Danny's most likely one to get right.
We'll see. I love. Prediction number three. Jose Abreu will replace
Dusty Baker's toothpicks with special Carolina Reaper flavored toothpicks, and Baker will have to
miss half an inning from the dugout as he and the training staff search for
milk. There was no milk search last night. An incredible prediction. I
had my eyes on Baker all night long. He was always there and nothing
appeared to be wrong with his mouth. Scorching hot prediction. If in the
one on one thousand chance any milk appeared on camera, I would have argued
so hard for a point for you, my god, if they had to
just run a damn milk ad or for the Dairy Association for Light Farms made
a bid milk, I would have given you a half point. If there
was a milk ad vendor walking up the steps. Get your milk care,
got your milk care? Chocolate's drop it. Okay, let's go to mind.
Just really appreciate that one. I laughed at that one half dozen times
over the weekend. Let's Jose Bray, you're doing this. Just worry about
your matchup, Jose Brad and who would do it? The fact that it
would get traced back to Jose Bray. Who that's not even a brand Carolina
Reaper like he did and he created them himself. No, he got their
joke toothpicks. You can get them at Spencer's Gifts. The big decision coming
up. Dusty Baker nowhere to be found. What are they gonna do?
Let's go down to Verducci's nervous on the air, a lot more information on
the missing Dusty Baker, and then Dusty Baker comes steaming out with a milk
mustache. Neil meala. Here's mine from fred Vin Prediction number one. The
benches will clear in game one, probably due to the ongoing feud between Adully
Scarcia and Martin Maldonado. Not quiet, and I should have let the tension
building the series a little bit. I think when mclerk almost hit Chaz in
the wrist last night and the ninth inning, they did flash the camera over
to Bregman, who was undoubtedly talking smack because that's what he does. They're
so unlikable. They really are. They really are, and I love it.
Oh jeh, Yeah, I've failed there again. I struggle to get
points. It's okay, awesome. Game prediction number two Travis Janikowski will make
some impact on the game. Likely he's a pinch runner, but possibly is
a defensive replacement. Like it. He liked it at the time. That's
the long haired dude, right, yes, yeah, he's a surfer.
Josh Hamilton. I thought of this one driving home on Friday. Janikowski your
prediction about this, and I'm like, like, there's no rules to this
game, so this is Most of them are just to be funny, and
some of them I could but to call Travis Janikowski being put in as a
defensive replacement as a real week on this team Jose Pepper Pavilion. Which is
prediction, which is arguably the greatest defensive team the Rangers has ever fielded.
They ain't taking Leodi or Evan Carter out, but he's like, maybe as
a hitter or possibly as a defensive replacement out of a weak point. Well,
you know, they still get on the board. They used him as
a component of the very confusing late inning Bochee double switch. Yeah, it
was a bit of a checkdown. No reason. Last one for me,
tell us what you're thinking. Prediction number three. The broadcast will mention the
ongoing controversy involving Hedge's ass. They never got to it, and they should
have because it's the biggest question going on in town. Where is that python
in Oklahoma City? All right, I still don't know. Let's get to
these, man, Let's get to them for football tonight. We have Cowboys,
we have Chargers. Let's step inside. I'm ready, Yes, me
too. There's no open or nothing right, yeah, song and all this
stuff. Okay, Ghost Pepper Pavilion, Cowboys, Chargers. Predictions Number one.
Jake Ferguson will recover his own fumble. I love it. Number two
Kellen Moore will call a play that confuses the booth. What do you mean,
like the actual just went palms up toward me. Okay, I feel
the more open ended we leave these the better fans at that points you've learned
that now it took me week six to get it and vague. The booth
will be confused and we'll figure out what that means. Tomorrow you're on Joe
and Troy duty. Deny, I'll handle the Manning cast and number three,
Oh, there will be a fart at least a sound will happen during the
game that people online will wonder if it was a fart. Leave it.
There will be a po full online. Just leave it. There will be
a fart like a sound it could be. It could be a fart,
it could be a short and a headphone card or a microphone cable. It
could be just a sound that people can be like, well, hold on
a second, Troy fart that you know it would be one of those what
is that moment? But there will be a fart. They'll probably dozens of
farts, but will we hear any of them on microphone? All right?
I like it, Mike. I'm going to go now shoot prediction number one
for Kevin. On the broadcast, Troy Eightman will discuss the beaten topic of
Jimmy Johnson not being in the Cowboys, ring him honor because he cares about
it that much. Well on the road, all right, things come up
sometimes it's a terrible prediction. No point, the fart was a great one.
More possible. Kevin's prediction number two. Either Dak Prescott or Justin Herbert
will accidentally line up under the guard. It will not be something that was
schemed. It will have just been a booboo. Happens like every couple of
years to some random qb oops and the guard has to look around at him
the running back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it the
Apeman one where he had lined up under the guard and whoever it was turned
around and said, it ain't me, daddy, No, that's it,
ain't me, daddy. Chargers luminary Sorry. Kevin's prediction number three, Kevin
Chargers luminary Stan Humphreys will be in attendance at the game. You will see
him wearing a suit jacket, jeans and a polo with no tie. What
get right, man? Stay on Humphreys on the long list of Charger luminaries.
Super Bowl quarterback for them. Yeah, but he's gonna be do the
jeans, denim jeans, polo, suit jacket with no tie. But you
said polo or button polo? But it could be a button down. I
don't think you know well if I get the Stan Humphreys part. Look,
if Stan Humphreys is seen or even mentioned, I'm gonna be very lenient with
the points. Here. All our best of luck, Kevin. Here's my
three spicy hot ones from here behind the Resolute desk in the Ghost Pepper Pavilion.
Wait, what Justin Herbert will catch a pass in this game? Okay,
Kellen breaking out the trick plays. YEA almost said touchdown pass and I
almost said we'll pass for, run for and receive a pass. But I
want to have a chance. I mean take a hundred to one. If
you catch the touchdown, I'll give you a dollar. You give me a
hundred bucks. Wait, I'm making the prediction they's need to catch a touchdown
pass, so I would give you a dollar and gave me a hundred deal.
All right, dude, a touchdown bass, Yes, I will take
one hundred and one that Justin Herbert catches a touchdown here, I'll take my
dollar, all right, profit, I'm handing you a dollar, two wretch.
The Cowboys are dealing with a team illness. Someone will barf on camera
during this game. Either traditional barf or visible butt barf visible all right,
Yeah, the week six more happened. Have you ever seen somebody diary we
have? Yeah, not like full mud blast, but like visible bath.
It's not like that one rhino that one time where that hippo was doing it.
Yeah, there's visibles pritty three. Oh No, someone on the sidelines
will get hit in the face with a football. It will be bad enough
to elicit a guttural noise from Joe or Troy oh Lisassaulters will update their condition.
They will be fine. The face in the face this way that we
could be talking cameraman Parabola, Mic Holder, McCarthy himself, player, cheerleader,
and I'm ready to argue headshot versus face shot. But we're gonna get
a facial a football facial football facial tonight live on your television. What a
night. And there they are. Here are hot predictions for tonight's Cowboy Charger
game. Here from the Ghost Pepper Pavilion. A little more on both of
these games, Rangers and Cowboys a little bit later on the show. Coming
up next, a special guest calls into Dingu's Morning News. That's right,
we do have a first hand account of the shooting at the State Fair.
They will join us next on the DMN plus. Will this blonde bombshell make
it into down beat Heaven but