You're so jelly of my jacket and I love it. I love it and
hope we already because it's time, Tosh, it's about to get weird.
Be prepared for it to get weird. Thinks you're gonna get weird. It's
getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird.
Let's get it. Where? Where? Get? Where? Are you ready
to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening. I got you're
listening to that one hundred and sixty fifth aka the twenty twenty four episode of
Let's Get Weird. My name is Hodi, I'm Eric, and we're finally
back. We take a long hiatus because it gets busy for us. It's
real busy, you know what. We're back in full for his baby,
are we Yeah, you're already jelly of my jacket? Okay, So can
I tell you why I'm jelly of your car jacket? Ahead? Because I
saw I've been jelly ever since you got because I like it. Then Amazon
has one that's black that's also button and zipper, both the hood but the
sand zipperd boppy. It looks too much, too much, and it's like
a wool in lay. Oh and it's black like my heart. How much
is it? It says here want where does it go? It's like one
thirty or something. Huh, but I want it? You know what's interesting
to Actually Amazon actually surprised me, Yester, sorry, because you know I'm
really in the Catan the board game. You've ever played it? Yeah?
Yeah? So? Uh. I think for my birthday two years ago,
I got the three D edition. Is nice? It is nice. That
normally costs you like three hundred bucks. Right turns out Amazon selling it for
one fifty and I was like, what's the disconnect here? Why is Amazon
selling it for half the price? And I haven't bought it yet, but
it's sitting there one fifty right there. I gave you a gift card.
Oh no, my gift card for the Tar Target. Every time you give
me a gift card, I need it for a different website. So I'm
sitting on the Target. I'm like, what can I buy a Target?
Now? That moral will prove? Can't you take that gift card and buy
an Amazon gift card? No? I can't use gift cards to buy gift
cards. That's the only rule. Why is that? It's like My grandparents
gave me a Coles gift card to buy clothes, and they put in the
notes, don't buy anything that's not closed. It's like Coles only has clothes.
No, they have toys and other things, but not like oh and
that for Andrew. It's like lagos and kit toys for Max, but not
for me. Have you seen the new release of the Lego of twenty twenty
four? Yeah? I did. Have you seen the new mechs because me
and Max like, Max, you really, one of them's war Machine,
one of them's Venom, and they have the nineteen eighty four X Wing.
Doesn't look that good though, so x men X Wing Sorry, nineteen ninety
four, nineteen ninety four, yeah, two ninety three x ninety seven,
ninety four whatever. I don't know, but yeah. So I'm like,
all right, I'm just sitting on gift cards now. I don't know what
to spend them on because Coles is going through that period where they're like getting
all the spring stuff out so that all the winter stuff is gone, or
it's like all the web sizes and stuff. Clearance. No, but bro,
the calls clearance section is like a mine field. You'd be in there
for days try to find it. Nine. This is true. I would
online shop like crazy. I'm so that's why I need to get rid of
the cell phone. Because there's like yesterday, Tuesday and Monday, I was
sitting there while I was bored at home, just doing nothing looking at sneaker,
the sneaker app, Nike app, under Armour app, all these things.
Car Heart. That's why I went down the car Heart website of like
what's the streetwear look versus the workwear look? And it's like three jacket up
my staff twur. You know what I'm saying. Well, I mean,
yeah kind of, but it's just like, man, I need it.
Also, every wee we come together to give you the weird stories from our
lives. The Internet, the skies, the darkness, the lightness. You
could have skipped all the Weekarle keep going, why you got to do that
to me? Because you just remember, didn't you? I did, so
I had to do it. Yeah, I think. I think with the
Cole's gift card, we're just going to figure out what this online shot shop.
I guess, yeah, just do it. What do you do today?
Hang out with Teddy watch Echo. I'm not I'm not gonna watch Echo.
I did get I did get hooked on the person Jackson train thing about
the Percy Jackson show. I'm like, I'm getting bored, Like I need
like two episodes to come out, Like yeah, worth waiting a week for
one episode every week, especial when like barely thirty minutes. Yeah, which
is fine, I get it, but just we're that day to age of
like if it's an hour, great, I'll wait a week for it,
but if it's thirty minutes, I need that a Netflix train, you know.
Yeah, how was your break? By the way, Well, actually
this is the question. I just realized the question I had because I was
gifted for overbreak a gift card to Amazon. Someone told me on the little
note thing I said it was for thirty five dollars. I looked at it
the other day, like I looked up how much like to put on Amazon
account? It was seven five dollars? Okay? Should I tell them at
seventy five dollars? No? Run that, jont you think that's rude of
like, oh, you gave me the wrong gift card? No, I
think that's actually really rud because when they take it back, I don't think
you can take back a physical games definitely take back a physically, like if
it's with me, you're not even can I get that gift card bag?
Yeah, but like, oh crap, I was supposed to give it to
my brother, or supposed to go to my niece, or could have gone
to my grandma. Got seventy five dollars on Amazon. So now you can
use to get seven as a good that's still seventy five dollars my real money.
You know you wait, I'll get a gift card here or there.
What's upon a time? And how do you play that game? By the
way, you always got it, wasn't talking about it, and then it's
really only when we go over to my back home in Virginia Beach because the
scalies don't like playing it because it takes a long time, especially if you
have like all six of the scalies want to play like like a normal four
person games like hour twenty minutes, but if you add two more people,
it goes up to two hours to play a boy game. Yeah, but
what do you do again? Collect, you trade, you build the whole
good thing, and so like every board game does that now though it's kind
of like Catan was like it kind of influenced the trend. You know,
really are there expansion packs? Yeah, there's so many. My god,
there's like six normal ones. There's a Game of Thrones one, there's a
Space one. All right, I'll never play this game Monday. Well one
day, if you guys do a game night, we should do that.
Who wants to take Hoodie on sellers? You all going to lose. I
have a little because you're probably your place, you guys probably like a community
area. I've got a community area with the big it's kind of big.
I always forget that we have it. Maybe we should do one of those.
I could rent it out, we get everyone could come over, get
some ZA because I feel like running out like a community room always goes to
wolves za. You know you want to cater and make a fancy ZA.
That's all you need, one of those those little house thingies goods, some
locals some locals up. Yeah yeah, oh baby, I just had an
idea pop in my head. Welcome. Should I put it in our show
prep or should I just text it in our group chat show prep? See
if they read it? They won't. You should be like, I want
to do one in in uh In March or February March, and then everyone's
like I'm busy or no one says anything like hey and prep. Two months
ago, I said, there's the game night? Where is everyone? Let's
do a game night. I used to hate it when my old roommate used
to do those without me because he always did it when I wasn't in town.
Well, I think what you do is if we're gonna host our own
game night, is everyone, it's like b yog, bring your own game.
It's like I'd bring Catan. John would probably bring like Blockbuster or something.
We gotta bring. We gotta play you Classic. You know they have
Giant Uno cards. That's like we need Giant Uno. Did you also say
they have Star Wars now where if you get certain cards you can different things.
Now it's also like uh no mercy, you know where everything has a
plus four plus ten. There's actually a question do you believe in the stacking
role? And you know, so I grew up playing the stacking role?
I didn't too, and then Mora's family didn't know about it. We started
playing. It was where I lived with the Skellies. They're like stacking What
the hell is that? Like? Oh, if you have a skip,
you could skip the next person you're good. Or if like you have a
plus two, you could play plus four, you could reverse all the way
back to you and such as you two the whole time. Yeah, but
I played recently where people don't like the stacking role oversize. It's not it's
not in the rules. That's why somebody whipped out the rules and was like,
it's not in air, and I was not. I was not a
fan of that. You know, it's uh, but what's the difference.
It's it's like this big the card. I think it's cool, Like no
one can you know how secretly Sometimes if you're sitting next to someone you can
see everyone's card. You're still getting to see somebody's car. You like a
foot you're gonna buy like one hundred white clause by the way, I hate
I'm done hanging out with Shelby. That girl does not finish. Do you
have a friend? This irks me with this one. Do you have a
friend or know somebody that just doesn't finish their cocktails or their white claws or
their high noons? It just leaves. As my bartender friends called grenades.
Why is it called grenade? Because you can pick it up and oh you
thought it was empty, but it's skilled everywhere. That's what happens. I
don't have a friend like that. You're my friends, You're my only friends.
But seriously, let's do a game night. I'm down. February is
probably the best time because April we got something going on. What do we
have in April? WrestleMania? Oh right? But was he like a Friday
night? Yeah? But like I'm saying, the three of us are going
to be so we spend so much money, we were out so long.
They're like, I can't do anything else. No, I mean think like
like any begging even do with Max there or whatever, because then you can
just hang out with all of us and you know, he'll be annoying,
he'll drive me crazy, and Max just be playing Fortnite. Max will bring
Fortnite is his game. But they don't have to spring my Xbox to play
with him on the tea in the Xbox, do you know, because he
won't want to play anything else other than Fortnite. He's still there. As
long as he's there, that's what matter's, baby, I mean, why
don't we do it like the Friday before Valentine's Day. I got players.
I did. We're taking the Morris parents out. Oh, we're going day
again the thirteenth, usually the thirteenth. Are you my Galentine this year?
Oh? Forever? Forever? You're game? I think I'm gonna really put
it in prep today that we should do a game night invite Rob put in
February. That way like kind of solidifies when then you can start figuring out,
I can't do this week, I can't do that week things. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, look at that. Look at you, leol,
little hostess with the mostest over there. Well, I gotta use everything that
I got you. You have to pay for the room. I feel like
you can kind of just put I think squatters. It's pretty coold with me
that I'm about to DM them and ask him right now, be like,
hey, so my friend lives lives in technically Arlington and their apartment complex has
three of those community rooms or whatever. I'm like, why do you need
three? That makes no sense? You know, people probably use it more
than you think, though. Yeah, well, I think for like work
from home. When we were touring apartments before this one, like every apartment
this is like the height of working from home and coming down was like,
yeah, you can work in this little community room. There's Wi Fi or
whatever to get out of the route, get out of your apartment because a
lot of people would do that back. Yeah, and then I was seeing
somebody. Uh they were oh god, it was a TikToker and they were
touring some guys Chicago apartment complex and the community room had expresso machine, had
everything it looked looked legity. And Mar's got a printer that no one knows
how to use because it's like connect to Wi Fi, then connect to phone.
And then I'm like, oh, I'm not printing for my phone.
I need print for my computer. You print from phone? No, you
just through a Wi Fi. Those are the same dimensions and everything. Yeah,
it'll prove eight by twelve, eight by eleven. Because I have to
do with my parents. When my parents had the daycare, my eye at
the print forms my dad and it was on the home Wi Fi. So
you get in the home Wi Fi, you find the printer, hit print
there you go just from my I phone. There's something new. I mean,
do I have to keep teaching you everything? Yeah, at some point
you got to learn. I have learned, have you. Yeah, sometimes
I'm teaching you. You are teaching me. Tope, life I live.
I do love how everyone makes fun of me for not doing anything in this
place. But it's still I've been here for eighteen years. It's like the
only conversations they have about you with her are you. I know, it's
like, what do you do here? I'm like, you know what?
Like today? How to put a trouble ticket in for something that's been happening
for god knows how long it's going to continue to happen. And yet still
they're not going to figure it out because why because we need to get you
bigger ticket is essentially a request for someone to fix something right, And it's
just a simple answer. Maybe we just need more bandwidth. If it's a
if it's as Google, give us some more fiber. Yeah, if it's
an Internet based phone system, maybe we need the highest peed of Internet.
Or does Eric's work if he's fired? You know, why use this in
the court of law? Anyways? Sometimes i'll'll digress. What do you think
about mean girls? Yesterday? By the way, I liked it. I
liked that we were in the center of the theater and it felt like we
were the cool kids. We were the cool kids. I liked it with
a shout out Aaron that we met yesterday. We're not gonna shout out her
friend. She did want to be shot She wanted to be shot out like
a hundred times. And then I liked it. I did not like the
person behind me. I don't think they saw the movie, no, meaning
you did they saw the movie. They didn't see the original Mean Girls,
Yes, thank you, which is wild. I think there's people like out
there that have not seen the original Mean Girls movie. This person would not
stop talking and then she was like did she leave? Where would you've gone?
In the one scene, it's like, where are they going, buddy?
Main character? She's the main character. Everything revolves around Katie Caddy whatever
her name is, and it's like, get with the program, buddy.
But yeah, so I thought it was pretty good. I liked the an
eight, which is actually let's see what it's sitting at because the reviewing Bargo
just dropped for it. Oh yeah, as of this podcast, what are
you using tomatoes? This seventy six on rot Tomatoes. So I'm pretty right
right there. Okay, well, I always forget the name of the of
the guy and the girl that were friends. What are their names? Damien
Damien? That that actor Jamien Stolen. This is giving me that that.
Yeah, what the hell's the other girls name? What was the girls?
Uh? Janie David Janis, Yeah, they were great. Yeah. Ali
Cravillo was Janie and the Damien guy. This is kind of like his first
big movie, kind of with Renee Rap being Regina George. By the way,
you, I haven't seen her in anything. I looked it up yesterday.
You haven't seen anything. I know, I looked at this morning.
But she looks very like that they cast is a Busy Phillips, right was
the mom? Yes, that they cast her, and they look kind of
similar. So I'm kind of in my head headcannon of Oh they cast Busy
Phillips because she looked like Renee Rap a little bit. Yeah, and I
didn't no, but no, no, Renee Rap looks like somebody that I've
seen. All right, Well, good for you, proud of you see
me. Girls' reviews twenty four Not the old one, uh, a new
one. It's everyone's all over. Someone said, just hit me with a
buzz instead. I liked it that it was bad. I thought it was
good, but it's not like I think it's a good time. You know,
at the end of the day, if you need a good date night
movie, that's a good one. I feel like a little modern out of
the modern reboots of old movies we've had, it's probably one of the better
ones. It made sense. I'm waiting. You know, they're gonna do
Breakfast Club soon and it's gonna be like, they can't do that. They're
gonna why though, that's not dead because they haven't yet, that's why.
But I don't think you can. You can't remake that movie. There's not
enough actors or actresses or act whatever you young actors, yeh, actors that
could fit those characters that well. And too like do they even still do
detention like that on the weekends? Like it doesn't seem realistic. I mean,
well, the Holdovers that was different. That was set in the seventies.
That movie was And I also think that that movie. You need to
watch it as a young teen. Oh you've never seen it. I know
every all the it's kind of like the family guy affect. You know,
all the jokes about it and everything. Have never seen it. It's the
family guy effect. You've seen every joke about it, and you know,
kind of some da sixteen I know that I've never seen that either. Is
this O ro rom com challenge for February. I don't think there's sixteen candles
of rom comp. Sixty candles is but not on the Breakfast Club. Okay,
well maybe we'll just do who made sixteen candles? John? What's his
face? John Hughes. We'll just do with John Hughes February. There's too
many movies. John Hughes, he did both those movies. He's fire faris
Bueller's Day Off. I've seen that Uncle Buck, seeing the Christmas Vacation,
seeing that, all the vacation movies. Actually, actually he was a writer.
He wrote those Curly Sue. I ain't seen that Curly Sue. That's
a weird scienced science is really funny, playing trains automobiles. We saw that
together one Saturday or one Thursday or one great Tuesday. And that's it.
Everything else he's a writer. There you go, yeah, but he wrote
Breakfast Club, yeah and directed it and yeah yeah, but then there's Saint
Elmo's fine, you have to watch. There's sixteen Candles, there's Breakfast Club,
and then there's one more that you need to watch from that that eighties
Buck. No, Uncle Buck has nothing to do with those movies. Uncle
Buck is John Candy as an uncle coming back to be weird. Macaulay call
eighties right, Ferris Bueller. But everyone's watched that Breakfast Club, Uh huh.
Adventures and Babysitting a one too. It's Pretty in pink, Pretty in
pink. That's the one. That's the other one. That's the guy with
John Criers. Yeah, John Criers in it. Yeah, and that apparently
talk about how that movie kind of like screwed him a little short circuit Johnny
five, which is very problematic, Shohnny five. That man was a white
man, a white man. But switching topics, it is twenty twenty four.
It's a new year. But you know what that means a whole lot
of stress. Why because I'm getting married this year. So the knot decided
to say, hey, hoody, let's let's fuck with you. I'd send
you an email one hundred. This was a couple of days ago, one
hundred and sixteen days ago, so it's less now, so it's even more.
Oh, we're honored. You've been planning, you've been using the knot
for four hundred and eighty four days is how long we've been or at least
that's when we read. I don't know if we've been used here that long
when we got the website. The most requested registry gift this year or in
twenty twenty three apparently was a home Depot gift card, which cool, glad
all these people have houses. When we go to home Depot for to buy
plans, Christmas decorations, some going to be buying a lawnmower, salty bear.
Appliance is look, you never know how appliance is? A home Depot
dishwasher? Yeah, buyoload apartment. Why would I buy the dishwasher? I
don't know. If you come into an apartment with your own dishwa or dishwasher
or dry or anything like, you got, you got problems, you got
you're pissing money away, as the experts. That's it. But here's some
other facts. According to the not myself, in two hundred and nineteen thousand
other couples booked a ballroom for your wedding. Great for us. Uh.
The average amount of guests in twenty twenty three was one hundred and fifteen,
So we're right on there, we inviting one to twenty people are expecting that,
and apparently seventy four thousand people are getting married in May this year,
so we are not one of the only. But we did find out,
according to astrology, we have a good wedding week because April twenty the week
of April twenty ninth, is like one of the best weeks to get married,
according to huh like, it's the according to assignment geology. I'm an
astrology like it's the most like the moon is in the best position. It
means love and stuff, so we'll take it. Huh yeah, according to
astrology. Oh okay, but I don't believe any of that stuff. So
I went to brides dot Com and we're gonna determine r more and I ahead
of schedule or behind schedule when it comes to our wedding. Okay, I'm
just gonna say this right now, knowing the two of you as little as
I know, I think you guys are perfectly on schedule. You say that
right now, and I haven't because we were giving a checklist thing when we
first like got with the venue. We haven't looked at it a lot.
But apparently twelve months out and sure they engage in ring. Did that our
turn budget? Did that, make a guess list, hire a day of
coordinator, kind of select the theme wedding, select the venue. Okay,
caterer got that eleven months out, choose a color, got that, got
our photographer, band DJ and videographer booked. Thank god, well you get
the photographer. Thought that was the one thing that was fucking up. No,
it was the flores was the thing that has been messing up. Okay,
yeah, ten months out we're supposed to start shopping for she did that,
all right, wedding dress, hotel, room block for guests. We
did that, create our wedding website. Did that? Start looking at invitations.
Haven't done that. I haven't done that one yet. I haven't looked
at what just look at wedding invitations. We did save the dates nine months
out, send to the dates. We did that. Register for gifts.
Haven't done that yet. Still got to do that. You haven't done that
yet because so it's like at the other day, we don't need more stuff.
We ain't got room for stuff. So then did the monetary thing.
Yeah, I think we're just doing the digital like send us a digital gift.
Card thing or whatever. Choose the accessories everyone's gonna be wearing. I
don't meet a floorist. Seven months out. Book the rehearsal dinner. Did
that? Hire the ceremony musicians? It's the same DJ. So I don't
know what that is. Hire an efficient got that six months out? Which
was a hire a lighting technician. Don't donate that. It's lights five months
out. Book transportation for guests if needed, you drive yourself. No,
you gotta have gut for what about like your wedding parties'll be together? Drive
yourself? Are you serious? I think right now this is five months out,
so we're kind of a little late on this if we're to do that.
Yeah, book the newlyweds transportation. You gotta figure that out. I'm
not driving you, I'm not driving. You go get your dad. You
get your dad's car from DC. You drive Carlos to make sure. If
it's three me MORI and you put no one else for you? You ain't
got no plus one, you know, Oh you don't have a plus one.
But the honeymoon, bring somebody there. You have no plus one?
Come on, I could sneak someone in. Who would you even bring?
Maybe some hinge date or somebody I met on a hinge date. Well,
somebody I met on one of the apps. Yeah, yeah, a week
before wedding, you got addressed and guy go his wedding thing or so how
awkward would that be? Hey? Who are you? I went there?
Cool? You won't be talking. I know, I won't be mean talking
to me at all. It says five months out, rent the groom's tuxedo
or buy it. I haven't done that yet, hoodie, I gotta do
that. I need more to help me because I can't do it by myself
because I'm like, I don't know if I like this or not. Some
more comes back this week from a work trip. So wait, you don't.
But I thought we picked the colors. We picked the colors, but
I haven't like, rented it or bought it yet. Brother, begining pre
metal counseling. We did that. It's going well. Four months out going,
have your final tasty with the caterer. We did have our tasting,
so that was grand. It was good. Choose your cake. We gotta
do that because we're about four months out now, buy the wedding bands.
Haven't done that, and have your hair and makeup trial more is going to
do that next month, So there we go. I think we're doing pretty
good right now. Okay, like I said, you guys are pretty much
on schedule. Yeah, you know, we're trying it, says Brainstorm.
Guests favors and gift bags. No one does favors anymore, so I know
that's on that list. Really you can get cookies if you want to take
them to go. That's all youse, mm hmm okay, oh, but
what what is that? How to get Eric to pay attention clicking style because
it's time for some where re read real his connections from the d MV.
You can go to Washington d C dot craiglis dot org slash m I s
I'll take you here. I don't know. And these are people posting on
we like to compete kind of with each other. Where they're posting at,
whether Maryland or Virginia. Virginia is a bunch of full New Year or so.
Erase the board forget what you know, y'all stills the FRAE. This
is what twenty twenty four says. First one up, Eric, what is
it? Excuse me? Looking for my private driver dot dot dot DC looking
for my private dr diver dot dot do. This is dam no dancer.
Sorry God, looking for my private dancer dot dot dot looking for my private
dancer. Me older white gentlemen, you younger, muscular, dark or Latin
male. Send me full stats and pick to reply DC. You can be
a private dancer if you want. I can shake this booty all day.
Baby. You'll see me on the dance floor, because on the dance floor,
Joe'll kill the room. Next one. This is in Dallas, So
Virginia gets one. Now we'll Maryland get one. Looking for couple, friend,
looking for couple to treat a dinner? Just let me watch? Wait,
what is a cuckold? Right? Doesn't a lawyer? A voyeur?
That's what it is. A voyeurs watching cuckling as you watch them as a
enter your partner, it says, just let me watch. So I'm assuming
he's a voyeur. They're gonna watch every year what leads after dinner? Hoodie
watching the TV shows? Okay, that's getting white people. What you do
after dinner? Get that thing, get that thing, get that thing?
What thing? You get that thing? Sex one? You came and help
me organize my mags. There are still they are a mess come help Clinton
Camp, Spring Suitland, Walt Dzy, the Maryland one that's a Merlin one.
You came by and helped me organize my magazines in the box. You
enjoyed looking at them while you organize and compliment me on my variety. Can't
find your info and there they are at a disarray. Please come by tonight
and help get them back in order from me. Help appreciate it. So
do you think this is something they just need the magazines ordered, or do
you think it's actually something sexual? I think something sexual. Magazines ordered.
Let's see on every organized magazines organized. But we're gonna say it's something sexual
in Maryland in some magazine somewhere Newdie magazines. Are you a female over fifty
in Maryland? Yep? Another one from Maryland? Are you just padding it?
I'm looking for a secret friend over fifty for ongoing friendship. Here's the
thing, looking for a secret friend. I think we know what that type
of friendship is secret. Not a lot of people gonna know. So North
Potomac, somebody trying to have a situation. She rich over there and then
air oh baby, oh I went away, it went away. It got
flagged so pretty much. What they do is I find misconnections and then oh
day off at the cinnabuns. Okay, me and Maryland would love a muffin
or some cinnamon to eat. Awe on my day off, tall slim,
white male with a soft beard beard. They looking for cinnabun to eat.
I mean there's actually a cinnabun in white and Plaza though, you know that,
right? So he should we reply there's one in waiting plaza. I
mean, let's go eat a cinnabon with this crazy sinnabun with this guy.
Why not? I think he's looking for something extra looking together. He's looking
for the cinnamon philly, the creamy filly. And that's our misconnections for this
week. I think I does it for us this first episode back in twenty
twenty four, and we'll do better next week. Just get weird even.
I can't wait for that one month when you have to do every episode by
yourself in May, when I get married. It's called hiatus. No,
it's called Eric time to find out where who? He keeps all the secrets
out for the podcast in the folder in your hoodie folder. Yeah, you're
right, I know you can follow Eric at myster ic because he knows at
Mr E r ic kV call me at Andrew Hoodie with the why have a
great week and I always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It
got weird, didn't it. Yeah,