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It's the twenty twenty three ninety seven
to one the Freak Clip of the Year

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clip show count now, as voted
on by our listeners. I put up

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a Google form and laid out labeled, I mean, just half assed labeled

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a bunch of audio clips from this
year on ninety seven to one the Freak

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and our listeners could get on there
and go vote, vote, vote yep,

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And after talling nearly seven billion votes, Wow, I've taken the top

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fifty. And we're gonna do a
little countdown all week long, all week

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long at nine o'clock. Yeah,
and we'll podcast these of course. But

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you know, I think it's it's
a lot of stuff in it. If

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I've missed something, it happens,
right, But it's kind of a good

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look because here's the deal. This
is the last ratings book year. All

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right, We're gonna be here next
week. It's over going anywhere anything.

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We're kind of treating this like the
last week of the year. And I

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love year in summaries and making things
seem bigger than they are. So no

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other station cares about you after Wednesday, all right, they don't. So

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if a station you like happens to
be doing some big event for something on

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Wednesday. It's cool. I've done
it for a long time. But that's

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the key, that's the ender,
that's the signal that it's over. Yeah,

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and if they care about you,
they'd give you what you really wanted

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all those years anyways, right,
Yeah, So we start the countdown with

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number fifty, and I've labeled this
one exercising the dump button. I will

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warn you this is a bit of
a montage. There's actually more than one

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clip. It's a bonus. This
is all the times someone on our on

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air staff cussed on the air and
had to be dump Oh, number fifty.

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Now, it was a little it
was a couple of good old days

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nineties cowboys references. When what's the
number forty? The cowboys full about when

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he got in there? You remember
those days when you were a full back

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moves. I remember that, like
thirty years ago. Whoa dump cheese?

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How does one get so comfortable that
they just drop an F bomb? You're

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a hose like, it's not like
it's a guess I'm embarrassed. I meant

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to say freaking. She's been humble
bragging about her view from the peloton every

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morning because it's like overlooking the ocean. Basically on the ocean. She made

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any Baltimore trips this year, trips
land. I really hope you give her

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all of this, not that.
Excuse me, you haven't got your margarita

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yet. Geese, congrats. If
you're straw, you got to hear with

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me. I'm sorry. You have
a technique to get more and exotic birds

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to come to your bird feeder,
because Mike's technique was to walk into his

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backyard and yell at them. You
can hear this audio. This is this

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was Okay, stop here. You're
not gonna be anywhere else. Are out

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here? Don't get this scared the
mom I mean, you can't say that

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word. I am allowed. I
think the station says you can say it

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all. That's what you advertise time. Oh my god, our positioning statement

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was you can say it all.
I think you advertised that you can say

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it all. My favorite Julie,
excuse me, oh excuse me? Cover

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oops you were chill boy on.
Oh my god, I remember that like

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thirty years ago. The board off. This is springing action. At least

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they both said s too. Yeah
with the news, because we don't know

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whether these dump buttons work or if
we're getting like a discount at Staples.

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Yeah, exactly, all right,
there's fifty so far, so good,

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dude. Clip of the Year Clip
show countdown, clip number forty nine.

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Uh. Occasionally I will this is
all voted on by the listeners. I

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will spring into action and collect some
questions and then prank a blogger like a

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soundboard style prank. Come a drop
interview. This is Los Angeles Angels blogger

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Chuck taking questions from me, basically
playing them off of a computer. Number

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forty nine. You know, we
have him for this season. We haven't

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signed him to an extension yet,
so there's going to be a lot of

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media around that. Did you see
my new Twitter pick? I did not

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know. You have Joe Namaths and
your phone? Yeah? Do you have

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elon in your phone? Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Let's see.

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You guys want to hear a one
minute story, Let's hear it. You

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know, it's funny. Before my
parents split up when I was about ten,

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Dad would load up the car and
you guys would drive damn near halfway

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across the country. We had relatives
that were kind of all over the place,

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and there was this one relative that
I think lived out in West Texas,

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like near Snyder, and they lived
out in the country, and it

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was one of those types of aunt
and uncle situations. And we were out

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there staying with him for a couple
of days. And their house was in

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the country, but it was positioned
at the back of a drive in theater.

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So you think of one fence of
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road or the highway, and they
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so if you went outside, you
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You won't be able to hear anything
that you could kind of see the screen.

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I remember one night. I remember
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house. It was right after dusk, I guess, and my dad was

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standing out in the in their in
their backyard, and he had binoculars.

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He's standing out there with these white
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see the screen, and I go, what movie are they showing? And

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he takes his binoculars off, and
he looks at me and he goes,

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I have no idea, but Linda
Carter's in it. She ain't got a

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stitch of clothes on. Oh my
gosh, how do you feel about the

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Texas Rangers. I think you guys
are going to be a team to be

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reckoned. Well, okay, let's
talk about the Cullens story because you were

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actually you played stand far in the
Heather Locklear movie about this court case.

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Is that right? Guys, I
think we're on the wrong I think he

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got the wrong guy, wrong question. I'm the Angels guy. Do Bear's

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part while hibernating Bear's part? Well, well, harbonating, Yeah, I'm

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gonna go ahead say yeah. I
bumped into Garrett from Dude Perfect at an

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FC Dallas game and he was just
raving about you. You guys, I

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think you may have You guys are
still on with Chuck Ricker, right,

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man, I got to tell you
you have such a great reputation. Dude

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Perfect loves you. The great Gena
Miller speaks very highly of you, and

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we love Gina and so many people
are like, you got to get him

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on the show. So we've been
really looking forward to this. You guys

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with me, so you do like
deserved and breaking Benjamin Coach, We appreciate

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it. Hey, good luck with
the season opener. All right? Sound

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good. I me to see you
very soon, and I'm very happy about

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it, and I'm very proud of
the badass that you've become that you always

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were. Congratulations on all your success
and I can't wait to see you buddy.

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We'd like to have you on again
during the season if you have time

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for Oh my god, that's face
hurt. The whole pile exhausting, just

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in a good way. Something funny. Danny goes off, takes one minute,

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see his eyes widen even to hear
He's like, oh no, yeah,

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sure, one minute. Linda Carter, your clothing owner. The guy

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kind of that cod though. He
said that he had Joe Namath and Elon

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Musk and his phone. Yeah,
Like he's kind of just going for whatever.

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I love them. Right to the
end, he goes KT you with

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me. Yeah, these other people
I've been ran into Dude Perfect and the

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Garrett from Dude Purpose, like you
gotta get Chuck on from the Angel's blog.

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And then you ran into Gina Miller, you know, and Gena Miller's

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like, if you guys should get
Chuck on the Angel's blog, let's get

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that's great. Continue the Clip of
the Year clip show countdown now with number

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forty eight. This is from the
Ben and Skin Show. It's called The

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Fight, McMahon's pranking author. You've
guys probably heard a little bit of Ronnie

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and Terry McMahon, two brothers who
liked to fight and host of one hour

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long weekend show. They had an
author on and it went something like this,

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You millennials need to do to be
better at stuff. Yeah? Uh,

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well, I think they are doing
it. They're doing the best they

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can. Why did you write a
book? Didn't your book calling calling out

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millennials for being dumbasses? Well,
look, the problem is millennials are inheriting

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a social system. Man, I'm
bored. Who your favorite football man?

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I was asking Ronnie y'arl hang on
with Roger Staubach. That's a dumb ass

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question. We're talking to Jarl Jensen. He two sixty, hard as a

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rock, he got no body fat. He's a big old boy, and

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here you know, he got a
boner. I know how hard is you?

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Shut up? Shut up, Terry. How much longer are we going

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to talk? Jarl? Hey,
that's up to you, guys. I

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got time, all right, Jerrold, thanks for jumping on the show.

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The Fat McMahon Let him say his
book, say your book and tell everybody

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how to go back and how expensive
it is and what you're going to do

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with the money. Well, the
book is called The Big Solution. It's

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just deactivating the taking time bomb of
today's economy. You wanted to figure out

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what's going on, especially for millennials
and the Generation Z and Joe. You

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got to spice up this. Look, if you're gonna promote your book,

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you need to be it's about economics, it's about whipping ass, and it's

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about shark attacks. And like to
hype up the sales and then feel like,

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oh, I'll read the economics part
just to hear about the shark attacks.

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I would too, charl thank you
for your time, Thank you,

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good luck with your book, and
we hope to have you back on when

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you write your next book. Hey, that sounds great. This was a

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lot of fun. You guys are
really fun guys. Yeah, thank y'all.

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We had fun. Bro. Hey
y'all that was great, man,

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great, well done, y'all.
Thanks a lot, guys. Thank you

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a lot of fun. You guys. Are I really like your show?

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I hope I can get it up
here in New England. All right,

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man, Hey John, we'll talk
to you later. Uh. Let the

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man go. Let the man hang
on Terry, but tell him goodbye,

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and then let him go. Go
to Spotify and search. Yarl Jensen then

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tell me what the dude, John, keep making orders? Now that's right.

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I know you're a big boy,
but you don't tell me what to

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do. You go to spot Promise
you this, Joel. He wouldn't talk

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that to your face. I'm talking
to you. You would not with your

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ass. Jarl. Awesome, I
know you do because you want it.

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What Hey, we're going now,
I have a great day. I have

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a great day. Laugh, We're
going out. It's very righteous. Jimston

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say your book. This economics professor
from New England, say your book.

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That's forty eight, so good it
on by the listeners. That's pretty good.

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Number forty seven. Let's go to
Jeff Cavanaugh to speak easy two to

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six pm. Of course this actually
comes from what he was doing mornings.

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This was labeled very simply. Jeff
can't say the word firefighter. Although I

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might have led him down a bad
path here too. Of me had to

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go to hospital. Fire officials who
rice first responders, firefighters who responded to

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the scene. They're estimating it to
be over ten thousand bees. What is

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a firefighter you're going to do about
it? Break out the hose, can

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say firefighter. Probably I tried right
there and it did not work. It's

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hard firefighter. I don't think it's
that, And that's why we call him

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a firemans crazy. He started off
with fire officials forders. I had got

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three struggles with it, and then
he got it and gets the one that

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gets labeled. But I was too
up med to go to hospital. Fire

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officials who rice first responders, fire
fighters who responded to the scene. They're

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estimating it to be over ten thousand
bees. What is a firefighter going to

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do about it? Bring up the
host? Someone can say firefighter properly love

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her, you won't let anyone get
ready in general, love it, and

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she's it's like this reluctance encouragement to
get you to keep your story going where

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she's kind of like got one eye
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yeah, okay, she's all of
us get chowders, okay, yeah,

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okay. She's the best. Clip
number forty six on the Clip of the

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Year Clip Show Countdown. We added
a new cast member this year. Strip

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Mallt Steve Yeah has added to the
Ben and Skin Show now strip mall.

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Steve has an incredible low voice that
we all know, but here he is

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reacting to Danny's diarrhea playing song,
and No's the way he sounds was kind

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of funny because to tie in a
celebrity death to the biggest story, I

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mean, those are the two biggest
stories, and to combine them into a

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you know, peanut butter and chocolate, you know together. Yeah, and

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to be able to use the lyric
my anus was tender, yeah, which

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is a beautiful I like that.
I liked they'll need a defender. It's

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very very solid, ryding. I
loved it. Your voice did my voice

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go weird? Dude? It sounded
like four muppets inside your Sometimes I take

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it into the nose very art.
The full sentence bubble is hard to maintain,

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and I sure did most people aboard. You know, you either realize

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it or then you commit. And
I'm going for it and hope no one

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notices. But yeah, he he
went. But they pounced song like a

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push cat, every chip in front
of him. I shouldn't he Muppets are

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in your butt? You have you
have just like yeah, yeah, just

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muppet. I liked that. I
liked They'll need a defender, very very

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solid, Ryan, I love it. Your voice, my voice go weird,

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dude, very very solid. Fold
I loved it. I loved it,

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loved it. Bubble voice happens to
everyone, though you know it happened.

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Let's go cut number forty five on
the countdown. Groups had to think

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on the fly as his mic was
not working, but he was still going

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to communicate with his friends on the
speakeasy in the afternoon by using some technology.

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It is, shoopy. You can't
talk about it though my mic is

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not working. Okay, So he's
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wants to groups. This will be
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to an entire next level here.
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Yeah, Hi Shoopy, Hi Shoopy, can you change his voice?

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I am a woman now, it's
pretty crazy. That's amazing a woman now,

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that's so good. Oh man,
one, I'm so glad made it

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because this is just amazing to me. This has labeled Ben's lunch problem.

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And this will be No. Number
forty four on this year's countdown, And

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uh, you know this could show
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The midday shift is tough to you
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have lunch, you just got to
plan ahead. But you know, Ben

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obviously does make the money in his
family, right, so his wife usually

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has you know, food ready for
him. And there's a lot of discussions

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that happen here that involve what's in
his lunch body also bolves the idea that

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have been just fed up that he
just leaves him. So Ben's lunch problem

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is number four is voted on by
the listeners during the next break. I'm

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going to step out there and use
that third rate microwave that we have out

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in the hall. I bought that. You didn't do a good job.

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I can't believe how bad that microwave
is. Do you know why it sucks?

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You put so much unmanageable stew in
it. It is not convenience food

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for you to eat. You need
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My wife won't learn. Dude.
Every day Ben brings in this crock

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pot and they're like all these ladles
and all He's like ah, and there's

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like he's juggling bowls to try to
eat something in a break. It's not

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manageable. You need something that you
can eat with your hands, that is

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quickly. Would you mind teaching my
wife. She's not gonna understand my words,

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Christina. I'm just amazing. She
still makes food for you every day.

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I make all the money, Christina. Yeah, how is she going

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to hang on her How is she
going to hang onto her lifestyle? She

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stops making food for Ben should be
underneath that bridge over there, just spring

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valley of the toll way with a
sign that says I didn't make food for

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Ben, please help. Ben's kids
and dogs will be there. Then will

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be driving by in his audi,
waving with his new cook like this new

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young, his new young, beautiful
cook. Oh my god, I will

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never find love again. And there
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to get in with her. So
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like stretching, getting ready to do
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are totally greased up and the sun
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The cat and their kids and their
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by with a hot chif the hot
Russian gal, I don't make anything being

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it's so funny to me. I
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trying to nuke you know, a
pound and a half of beef stew and

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a fifteen wat microwave. Just I
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to Walmart and find the cheapest,
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continue to countdown now. At number forty

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three, This is labeled a Mike
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back kend game Well's hand will actually
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with pleasure? Oh just oh,
just forget the football. Trying to hold

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on to a football during your yearly
physical I can't. Every time they run

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that play, I think about what
could happen. Number forty two voted on

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by the listeners. Danny, this
is your moment listener. This is actually

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our friend Brad North, who he's
been friends with me and been in skin

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for a long time now from here, but he works in La or in

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California, and he's an audio guy
on tons of TV shows, has been.

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He did the first couple of seasons
Stranger Things. He did The Watchman

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Well on HBO for a while,
but I remember he listened to our stations

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times and he asked me to send
him Christina Chicken. So this is Christina

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Chicken gets on HBO thanks to our
friend and Brad North as he joined the

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Biting Skin Show. Ain, you
guys talk about it slaying golf with KT

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last summer and I said, do
you think Christina would be cool if I

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threw that into a show? And
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the file, and I mean,
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time, so I knew exactly where
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was going to be an episode four. Perry Mason's like kind of want to

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be girlfriend walks up and there's like
a flurry of chickens, and I was

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like, that's a perfect spot for
it. There's a dialogue there and stick

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out fine, And then we played
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Robert down Janeor's wife, she's an
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running it, and she she's like, there's just too many chickens right there,

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and some of the chickens and so
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it up. I gotta I gotta
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the peak of the show, there's
a little flurry of chickens in the background.

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That was production, and so I
just snuck it in right after the

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line. Let's take a list to
the original to what inspired Christina to get

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Christina chicken laugh on HBO. Now
let's hear what Brad has done with Christina's

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chicken laugh. The season finale of
Perry Mason on HBO. What was that

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thing you said about Los Angeles?
No one tells you what it was?

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What can be? Maybe eventually you
could see me. Now, pretty good

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man, that is so cool?
Cool? And that show is in credit.

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Is it good? Amazing? It's
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shows that nobody watches. But it's
absolutely phenomenal. I just love that.

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The first try, Robert down and
Junior's wife was like, I love the

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whole thing, but one note too
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it was a get rid of Christian
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then the series finale, Yeah it
is, I mean and I watched that,

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dude. It is a serious seed. It is perfect. So there's

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forty two as voted on by the
listener's in forty one, the last one

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we will get to today and again
tomorrow at nine o'clock. We'll start at

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number forty. A new character for
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But Gooby. This is before a
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of a potential pairing maybe weekends around
the freak the host Rick Condom and Gooby,

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and this is just them on the
air, kicking around and discussing what

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normally would be an off air maybe
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happening on the air and it's pretty
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but we got to figure out which
fake show do we want to do.

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I like the idea of the Rick
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It could be like do you have
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voice and he keeps coming back and
you're very serious and you're like, hey,

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man, respect Gooby. It's like
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Do you think the stars will advants
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question be whoa Gooby? Scared of
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Ooh, it's a very seated dogging
to Gooby. It's very serious question for

403
00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:07.720
Goolby, because why with this serious
guy to a show with a guy named

404
00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:16.160
Goooby. He's always I'm Rick Goolby, scared of me? I do you

405
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:22.960
like a sex robots valid fear?
Answer, Gooby. I think we found

406
00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:27.400
our answer. Guys. Now we're
not doing that. Come on, let's

407
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:31.480
get serious guys, Rick Condom,
and that's what I'm more concerned about.

408
00:32:31.480 --> 00:32:35.920
If I'm like getting this interview,
I'm on with who okay, Gooby,

409
00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:39.680
that's fighting anybody. They got a
guy on that does NFL and analysis is

410
00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:44.359
called Booger. So you can be
on with a Gooby, but Rick Condom,

411
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:46.559
there's a boomer of Booger, right, you can have a Gooby.

412
00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:52.720
Please answer Google clearly, on Gooby, that's a very important political question for

413
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:55.640
you. I don't know why you're
avoiding it. Go ahead, and Gooby,

414
00:32:57.400 --> 00:33:00.400
you're kind of gonna have to Paul
Harvey vibe a little bit. Yeah,

415
00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:07.240
Condom. So those are your fifty
through fan. I love it,

416
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:30.119
and they're only better, all right, number forty and the voting yesterday we

417
00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:34.640
did fifty through forty one, right
on pace, right on pace. That's

418
00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:39.599
the most shocking thing. Speaking of
pace. At number forty, the F

419
00:33:39.680 --> 00:33:45.319
one debut of one Garland Richardson.
His surprising last minute replacements will be a

420
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:52.160
fifty one year old Texas rookie driver
from the Dallas suburb of Grand Prairie,

421
00:33:52.480 --> 00:34:00.000
one Garland Richardson, widely known as
DFW's Fastest Man. This is Goland's first

422
00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:05.880
ever F one race. Let's listen
in now on the race radio communication with

423
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:09.360
Garland and his alpatry team. All
right, boys, here we go,

424
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:15.000
sit back and watch DFW's Fastest Man
show you how it's done. Okay,

425
00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:21.639
holy this thing is fastest, too
fast, too fast, Holy shit,

426
00:34:21.920 --> 00:34:24.159
stay fukus Garland. All right,
fellas, there's about seventy five buttons on

427
00:34:24.199 --> 00:34:28.599
this steering wheel. They are all
blinking, they are all flashing, and

428
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:30.840
I don't have a damn clue what
any of them do. By Garland,

429
00:34:30.840 --> 00:34:36.599
you're going to native fere. I'm
a y'all see this sphere yet I think

430
00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:45.400
it's badass. What was that,
Garland? Was that an aluminium kin?

431
00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:50.559
No, Sir Jesus Christ fair Well, the love of God eyes on the

432
00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:58.840
road. Garland fear Caesar's palace.
That's a casino, evil fucking canieval cocy

433
00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:01.679
magnet. Ma'am, boys, I
have packed in here tight, son of

434
00:35:01.719 --> 00:35:06.400
a bitch, it is tight.
Or pop this seamelt off for a few

435
00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:09.480
laps. Please do not touch your
seatbelt Garllt, fuck you. I'm freaking

436
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:14.800
out in here, damn it.
I just got passed by the little Japanese

437
00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:19.599
boy Kamakazi. Move. My granddaddy
would not be happy about this, gullin.

438
00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:21.840
You slowed down a bit? Is
everything? All right? I tried

439
00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:23.639
my goddamn lighter. All right,
I'm trying to fish it out with my

440
00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:28.239
foot from under the brake pedal.
Give me a goddamn minute. American Glin

441
00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:32.320
Richardson continues to struggle. He's currently
in lost place. All right, boys,

442
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:36.599
what's bottom? I am currently p
twenty? How many cars are in

443
00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:40.079
this race? There are twenty?
Bullshit? Watch your oil pressure fee.

444
00:35:42.559 --> 00:35:45.800
Stop looking at the bloody sphere.
All right, fellas, I'm coming in.

445
00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:47.639
How long do these pit stops usually
take? I gotta pop out for

446
00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:52.119
a minute or two, take a
piss hit. Stops take about three seconds,

447
00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:57.800
Garling, very seconds? Bullsh maintain
focus? D what the hell was

448
00:35:57.840 --> 00:36:04.519
that Golling? That was Max for
stopping you again for Sam. Alright,

449
00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:07.760
fellas, you gotta know there's a
serious emergency in turn four. What is

450
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:10.280
it, Garland? There's a blonde
gal with the biggest parents I've ever seen

451
00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:15.199
in my life just right on top
of the overpass. Garlin, please focus,

452
00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:17.000
all right, all right, I'm
gonna slow down just a little bit

453
00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:20.639
and get a look at them.
Go back, Colin would keep me here.

454
00:36:20.800 --> 00:36:23.800
What sounds like alumingham cans being opened? What is that? I got

455
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:39.199
two words for you, pants blue
Jesus Christ. Oh, Dear Colin Richardson

456
00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:45.199
has seemed to have lost control over
his car, launched over the embankment and

457
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:50.519
into the lobby of Harrah's Hotel and
Casino. A ghostly event for Team Offer

458
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:55.039
Torri. The F one community is
just gutted and the Las Vegas Grand Prix

459
00:36:55.320 --> 00:37:00.960
is in total shambles. Boy,
it was, wasn't it, oh Man.

460
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:07.920
The announcer was from Australia, South
Ast Dublin, South Africa in England.

461
00:37:08.039 --> 00:37:15.559
Yeah, uh huh, something weird, some weird expert. Good Lord

462
00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:17.719
Garlin richards and ze f one day
you coming in at number forty he did

463
00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:22.280
pretty good. Hip show can number
thirty nine. The people have spoken and

464
00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:28.519
they want to hear Christina Ray Howling
a tribute for the Old Gray Wolf.

465
00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:32.639
It is Mike Rener's birthday today.
I saw that. Wow, Oh did

466
00:37:32.679 --> 00:37:36.800
you just do a wolf howl?
He's a gray wolf? What would you

467
00:37:36.880 --> 00:37:38.519
do were clapped over that? Would
you give us one more? Here is

468
00:37:38.599 --> 00:37:45.119
Christina with an honor. Yeah,
let's show some respects to Mike Rinder.

469
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:47.519
Here it is a Christina Howell.
Hold on, don't don't do it like

470
00:37:47.559 --> 00:37:51.119
you did. That was very tepid. You were doing it like pointing the

471
00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:53.280
other because it was supposed to be
in the back, not draw attention.

472
00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:58.360
Walks up to the mic, and
let's show Mike render the respect he deserves,

473
00:37:58.440 --> 00:38:00.920
not make it make him stand in
the background. Yeah, Christina,

474
00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:10.320
all right, Happy birthday to the
old Gray Wolf. Oh I hate myself

475
00:38:10.360 --> 00:38:14.239
for doucing it so good? What
am I gonna do? You're gonna force

476
00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:20.880
me to coming up next to the
cancy masters. They make her do it

477
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:24.280
and then lay out on her.
Yeah, they're kind of mean, aren't

478
00:38:24.280 --> 00:38:27.800
they. This is the first one
to get that. So funny, not

479
00:38:28.119 --> 00:38:37.559
that wow, you any nothing without
this pouncing. It's mainly skin Yeah,

480
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:43.079
gosh. It was mean number thirty
eight on the year end Clip of the

481
00:38:43.159 --> 00:38:46.000
Year clip show cap down I was
voted on by the listeners. This is

482
00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:50.880
happened on live remote at old seventy
five Beer Garden. This would have been

483
00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:54.159
the old version of the Downbeat and
Afternoon Drive. Okay, but you guys

484
00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:59.440
had Julie on as well as nights, you know, or sometimes Julie might

485
00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:01.800
show up to remote at the end
of the day and she's been off work

486
00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:04.679
when she was in the morning show, so she's been off for a while

487
00:39:04.679 --> 00:39:07.599
and a week end had started early. She ended the show with a very,

488
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:14.400
very weird question, did you have
similar taste in women to your father?

489
00:39:17.960 --> 00:39:22.320
Super weird? Boy? That is
super weird and I have never been

490
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:27.400
asked, why is it lave like? That's a I think my old man

491
00:39:27.480 --> 00:39:38.239
went for just about anything and was
slightly more deserting. Was your mom particularly

492
00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:45.440
busting? I wouldn't say, so, okay, is mine? What was

493
00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:51.400
a monstrous rag? Oh? My
god? Yeah, real mom? Real?

494
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:59.760
Five eleven double ds? Why did
everyone doing? Why did I do

495
00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:04.320
that? That is the drunk last
hour crowd in front of you to I

496
00:40:04.360 --> 00:40:08.000
had a distillery. What do you
do you want from us? Good God,

497
00:40:08.159 --> 00:40:13.000
I'm sorry, Mom? Did you
have similar taste in women to your

498
00:40:13.079 --> 00:40:16.480
father? A weird question. You
get a crowd of people in front of

499
00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:19.800
you, too, you'll just say
whatever. I try to make one guy

500
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:23.039
laugh in the front. It was
a strange question. At the expense and

501
00:40:23.239 --> 00:40:30.239
the relationships with your family, Mom, I mean, only slightly more discerning

502
00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:38.559
excellent. You know sometimes when you
and it's it's probably we should probably be

503
00:40:38.559 --> 00:40:42.400
better at it. But sometimes you're
on the fly doing a show that you

504
00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:45.760
might go to the board up,
hey, if you play this and play

505
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:50.320
this and maybe we'd always give like
a good head start. I knew this

506
00:40:50.360 --> 00:40:52.760
is back when I was in the
Morning show and Matt Cather's on the board

507
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:55.599
and I just said, Matt,
just get a cowmu and if you can

508
00:40:55.639 --> 00:40:59.360
get an explosion sound, that'd be
great because I knew a story I was

509
00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:04.119
doing about it, cow explosion,
but I had not heard the finishing product,

510
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:07.360
and it killed me when I was
reporting the story. And you kind

511
00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:10.159
of forgot about it, probably,
Yeah, I absolutely forgot about it.

512
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:16.559
Yeah, And here's here's the cow
explosion story Number thirty seven, as voted

513
00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:22.679
on by Youthless. Approximately eighteen thousand
cows were killed after an explosion at a

514
00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:40.000
dairy farm in the pandandle can't believe
we had the live coverage. It's a

515
00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:57.800
lot of cows. This king.
Evin was so excited for this. Did

516
00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:08.480
It's funny. We have tears.
Kevin's crying. It's so funny to hear

517
00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:13.920
the cow go. No, it's
just the random cow. A single always

518
00:42:13.960 --> 00:42:16.400
called that cow a dirt cow dud
because it kind of sounds like dark a

519
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:20.559
little bit does sound like a dude
trying to sound like a cow, right,

520
00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:29.920
yeah, but I heard it.
I was like, oh my god,

521
00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:32.239
that's moo and explosion. That is
a good combo, and that got

522
00:42:32.320 --> 00:42:37.199
him. You're seeing the cow is
just funning you over here, just trying

523
00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:39.280
everything to get this guy to laugh, and all he does is look at

524
00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:49.199
us and then fall asleep. But
you get my moomoo and a pal falls

525
00:42:49.199 --> 00:42:53.280
over mumo. I'm telling you there's
something to this lowest common denominator. That's

526
00:42:53.280 --> 00:43:01.559
our strategy radio system. We did
have a little bit of a rine up

527
00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:06.840
change back in July. So this
is number thirty six. This has been

528
00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:09.519
long labeled Old down Beats, so
this would be an afternoon drive at the

529
00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:15.840
time. Old Downbeat commenting on Jeff
Cavanaugh as sex Toys number thirty six,

530
00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:20.079
Cavanaugh was throwing out antal beads.
Yeah, he's got enough private collection,

531
00:43:21.960 --> 00:43:24.360
certified, certified, pre owned evil
beads. He walked out of there with

532
00:43:24.440 --> 00:43:30.199
seventeenth grand with of toys that every
one of them ever, they all already

533
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:38.480
had his scent on. It's like
licking your food. I saw him.

534
00:43:38.760 --> 00:43:42.000
Yeah, he was leaving and he
had his trunk and he was trying to

535
00:43:42.039 --> 00:43:46.599
slam his truck shot and he wouldn't
close, and there's like jelly fish.

536
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:52.360
He's like, it'll it'll go too
many things. Yeah, everything's boying,

537
00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:57.320
vibrating. I wouldn't buy a Ryder
ranks it of the sex toys. Oh

538
00:43:57.360 --> 00:44:05.000
my god. That great. That's
enriving. Hall were ended on the way

539
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:10.440
home. This trunk just spills out
all. I'd be the one time to

540
00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:16.039
get pulled over by a cough You
mind popping the trunk? Not at all.

541
00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:22.280
Traffic was stopped today on six because
there was a loop spill all over

542
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:35.159
the forest lane, actually speeding into
a battery shop. He ran a light.

543
00:44:39.719 --> 00:44:43.360
What have you guys going on the
air today? Is what we're doing

544
00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:55.199
good? You know what? A
cavalcade of jokes. Yeah, like that

545
00:44:55.360 --> 00:44:59.800
was incredible, which I remember was
my favorite part. I'm sorry though,

546
00:44:59.840 --> 00:45:02.400
for part of the whole thing was
your skin reference, keeping it local by

547
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:08.320
referencing the forest lane ax throwing an
actual cross street. What's funny about that

548
00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:14.239
too? I remember listening to that. I remember listening back to it,

549
00:45:14.960 --> 00:45:19.000
and I remember going, Okay,
so that's all very funny, and the

550
00:45:19.039 --> 00:45:22.480
point of it's all very funny.
But then at the end, Serroy gives

551
00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:35.039
a tarzan sounds that what's groups behind
it? And I labeled that Siroy Tarzan?

552
00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:40.400
And then I got bored, and
then I got bored that night.

553
00:45:43.559 --> 00:46:00.159
This was months ago. I did
this, but George, George, George,

554
00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:08.800
un like, that's break, Wait
to get six street. It's good

555
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:13.960
if it's do we need to re
record Jeff Jeff Jeff of the Button,

556
00:46:14.440 --> 00:46:39.159
of the Mess, of the bung
Hole, George Jeff Jeff of the Mongol.

557
00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:51.320
It's so weird, it's so stupid. All right, let's go all

558
00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:55.360
right, that's funny. Once again, we're doing good, Miss Christina Rayah

559
00:46:55.599 --> 00:47:00.719
number thirty five on the countdown,
And this is the Christina goat joke.

560
00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:07.199
I love her so much. There
was a nearby construction site. I guess

561
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:10.039
it's common when they had before they
do all the excavation, just send a

562
00:47:10.079 --> 00:47:15.599
team of goats out there and they'll
just start eating up all the crap because

563
00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:22.320
goats have goat stomachs. These goats
banded together like the penguins and Madagascar banded

564
00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:36.400
together. Sorry, I mean that's
secondly a sheep anyways, I don't know

565
00:47:36.440 --> 00:47:42.519
why I did it. It's also
an animal. Do you have any other

566
00:47:42.519 --> 00:47:45.840
animal noises you would like to make, Christina that would help the story along.

567
00:47:46.039 --> 00:47:52.360
You can ask that. I was
wondering why they don't have the little

568
00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:54.840
hard hats on them if they're helping
construction workers out, if they're on a

569
00:47:54.840 --> 00:48:04.599
construction site, they should have.
You are on fire right now. I

570
00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:09.880
love I love the little subtle Christina
laugh after she goes. And they banded

571
00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:24.239
together like the penguins and Madagascar banded
together. Sorry, I don't apologize.

572
00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:29.559
I mean that's secondly sheep anyway,
So I don't know why I did it,

573
00:48:29.639 --> 00:48:32.920
Okay, he asked questions or doubts. It's like it was a sheet,

574
00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:39.559
not coat. I guess just headway. Now, that's a good pun.

575
00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:44.599
It was great I And that's how
you get the number thirty five.

576
00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:52.000
That's how you get your top.
Okay. This is from this Downbeat Lee

577
00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:58.239
Downbeat the Current. It's labeled now
and voted on by the listeners. It's

578
00:48:58.280 --> 00:49:00.719
labeled what would happen if Katie told
the greatest joke of all time? And

579
00:49:00.760 --> 00:49:04.000
I think I may. I don't
know if we need to reset. I'll

580
00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:07.039
say, uh, sometimes when I
tell a joke, I might pass out

581
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:12.039
a little bit because of a disease. Don't worry about that so much,

582
00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:15.519
but just it might help explain what
would happen if Katy told the greatest joke

583
00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:22.960
of all time. So let's say
kat crafts the greatest joke of all time

584
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:27.679
and it comes out. We're dying
on the floor laughing. Sophie tells a

585
00:49:27.760 --> 00:49:29.679
joke that's so good. His eyes
rolling in the back of his head,

586
00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:34.239
and he just starts floating beamed up
to the heavens. We just grab a

587
00:49:34.360 --> 00:49:37.719
leg and yank him back on his
chair, but his pants come off and

588
00:49:37.760 --> 00:49:43.840
he keeps going floating up floating up
to meet Jesus, passes, He passes

589
00:49:43.880 --> 00:49:49.199
the Korean embassy as a minsun is
sitting at his desk, eyes dark.

590
00:49:57.960 --> 00:50:01.880
There's a window washer. He loses
me, steps into a bucket and falls

591
00:50:01.920 --> 00:50:08.440
off. God, the butterfly effectiveness, just because you had to issue the

592
00:50:08.440 --> 00:50:13.360
greatest joke of all time. Here
comes, here comes a plane flying.

593
00:50:14.239 --> 00:50:19.840
I'll fight museum. The pilot does
like the Double Days. Meanwhile, Mikey

594
00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:23.119
and I are just watching this levitation
transpire wall. We're each holding a leg

595
00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:39.199
of pant saggy pant hotter blue.
Oh my god, Kevin levitating to the

596
00:50:39.239 --> 00:50:52.840
heavens. Underwear is white underwear?
Yeah, past men's son, it's ghost

597
00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:21.639
o s just guttural Korean grunts.
No appointment, okay, no appointment,

598
00:51:23.639 --> 00:51:37.360
noot A good job underwear, I
get it. This is might appen.

599
00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:45.760
What if it happens during this gosh
floating just making sure he's wearing loose fitting

600
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:59.800
pants travel law and that's not number
one thirty four, Okay, we're thirty

601
00:51:59.800 --> 00:52:04.039
three. But it's a good show. This is Mosquito and the Hulkyites,

602
00:52:05.280 --> 00:52:15.400
the Giant Hulk of the Giant Hulk
satellite, the what the whole satellite crash

603
00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:21.559
the Earth. Guys, when six
hundred pound space craft and you said six

604
00:52:21.639 --> 00:52:25.559
hundred pounds, six hundred pounds,
that doesn't seem very big, especially the

605
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:30.639
size of the hulk. Yeah,
that's the size of a man. Imagine

606
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:34.840
if the hulk was falling from space
and turning fat as he came barreling down

607
00:52:34.880 --> 00:52:53.360
there Jesus Christ, the mosquito fits
standing there waiting for put his hands on

608
00:52:53.440 --> 00:52:58.159
his hips, just waiting for the
Holk to come barreling back into the atmosphere.

609
00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:12.559
Always says, I've never been happier. That is magical, so funny.

610
00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:17.519
You just see the whole breaking like
some whatever atmospheric barrier, and you

611
00:53:17.519 --> 00:53:22.639
know there's always like the flame that's
kind of surrounding this comment looking thing comes

612
00:53:22.679 --> 00:53:29.280
to the heat wave towards Jesus,
his hands on his hips, just stand

613
00:53:29.360 --> 00:53:34.519
there waiting for him, looking up
and squinting up in the air. Mustache

614
00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:38.840
pat O face who did the art
for making the men as did the artwork.

615
00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:43.079
Have you seen that like cartoon of
that? Oh, yes, yes

616
00:53:43.119 --> 00:53:45.840
I have, Yes, I have. It's great, incredible, Yeah,

617
00:53:46.039 --> 00:54:02.960
holy moly, to look at that, Dilbert, Jesus christ Le, do

618
00:54:04.079 --> 00:54:08.440
that that needs to be on the
internet. Oh gosh, and here's thirty

619
00:54:08.440 --> 00:54:13.239
two. I was voted on by
the listeners Julie and I in our fight,

620
00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:17.039
it's gonna end via camel clutch.
I'm gonna have you tap out the

621
00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:25.159
camel clue. I think you say
that was a wrestling finishing move at sergeants

622
00:54:25.159 --> 00:54:30.519
Slaughter did, wasn't it. I
said, you get you get No,

623
00:54:34.440 --> 00:54:37.079
No, you get them where you
pull, you pull them up by the

624
00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:46.239
chin like that tap out. No, that only is if I said a

625
00:54:46.239 --> 00:55:01.679
different word after the camo, I'm
out to get a picture a I think

626
00:55:01.719 --> 00:55:07.000
that I would prefer that all the
wrestling finished. Greeks. You went with

627
00:55:07.159 --> 00:55:15.280
Kim and realizing on the air at
the time, we weren't really describing much

628
00:55:15.280 --> 00:55:17.360
of what was happening, but I
had I was acting it out in the

629
00:55:17.440 --> 00:55:22.079
studio. What I thought the Kim
clutch was Okay, you're showing I was

630
00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:24.480
showing, Julie. I was showing
you like I thought, because you thought

631
00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:30.000
it was, you know, off, Mike, that's what was. You

632
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:34.599
know. Julie and Matt were laughing
at I think because jeffal the only one

633
00:55:34.639 --> 00:55:37.280
in the room who knew what the
camel clut actual camel clutch was. I

634
00:55:37.280 --> 00:55:39.840
mean, he got a few things
wrong, but yeah, you know started.

635
00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:46.559
Yeah, I'm not mad forgivable very
forgiven. Number thirty one boy Christina

636
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:52.239
raised on a heater today, Christina
accidentally hit some drops. Oh yeah,

637
00:55:52.239 --> 00:55:57.480
this is this is pretty recent here, number thirty one and uh and he

638
00:55:57.719 --> 00:56:05.760
so you you see this when you
have young teams. That is not that

639
00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:09.159
was that was that was not supposed
to happen. I want to hear more

640
00:56:09.159 --> 00:56:14.639
of you. I'm sorry. Five
drops on top of each other. Well,

641
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:19.519
that was amazing. Don't apologize.
Trying to look up Luca's injury last

642
00:56:19.559 --> 00:56:22.079
night. My sister was asking if
it was as bad as it sounded,

643
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:22.920
and y'all were talking about women,
Yama, So I don't want to bring

644
00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:27.559
it up. And then that happened, and wow, we're sorry. Where

645
00:56:27.559 --> 00:56:30.519
did it happen? What Luca?
Are you not at the injury? Yes?

646
00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:34.760
I was trying to type in Luca
and then all of those drops.

647
00:56:34.800 --> 00:56:45.159
Now, funny, that was one
of the drops. It's a drop of

648
00:56:45.199 --> 00:56:54.519
her young teams suba. Steve's reactions
the best instant. He loves it.

649
00:56:55.719 --> 00:57:00.760
I don't think anybody loves crap falling
apart for chaos More than that, it

650
00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:06.639
is genuine too play it all again. I'm sorry, screw it and uh

651
00:57:06.920 --> 00:57:29.800
and he So you see this when
you have young teams. All right,

652
00:57:29.800 --> 00:57:36.199
here we go number thirty as voted
on by our audience, and it involves

653
00:57:36.239 --> 00:57:39.400
our friends Mosquito and the Hulk.
I have a feeling we're going to see

654
00:57:39.440 --> 00:57:45.599
a lot of them in this list
the clip show countdown? Does I do

655
00:57:45.679 --> 00:57:50.039
emphasize the word clip? I will
say I went through this. I kept

656
00:57:50.039 --> 00:57:53.199
it as short as I could keep
it because this is the iconic one that

657
00:57:53.320 --> 00:57:59.239
took over the lexicon of our station
all summer long. With Philadelphia Eagles blogger

658
00:57:59.480 --> 00:58:02.519
Kevin Steak. Here is Mosquito and
the Hulk number thirty on the year end

659
00:58:02.519 --> 00:58:07.760
Coundo talking to Kevin bro Steak Stadium
rat Kevin. One of the things we

660
00:58:07.800 --> 00:58:12.840
do with the lunchtime buffet is we
like to Oh my god, I'm sorry.

661
00:58:13.360 --> 00:58:15.320
I know I said I wouldn't do
it again. I'm very sorry.

662
00:58:17.159 --> 00:58:23.400
I apologize. WNA smell really bad. It does. Oh that smell bad

663
00:58:23.559 --> 00:58:27.599
even to me and I like mine. Oh my god, it smells like

664
00:58:27.639 --> 00:58:30.960
an autops shit. Yeah, no, that's not good, Kevin. You

665
00:58:30.960 --> 00:58:32.920
haven't to everybody do it. It's
part of life. I'm sorry, Kevin.

666
00:58:32.960 --> 00:58:39.000
I've rattled. The hulk has farted, so it is absolutely disgusting.

667
00:58:39.039 --> 00:58:43.280
I think I can taste it.
I think I can smell it over here.

668
00:58:43.480 --> 00:58:45.280
Oh no, yeah, man,
don't do me like that now.

669
00:58:45.400 --> 00:58:47.880
Man, come on, man,
we gotta stick that dude. That do

670
00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:52.159
smell bad though. That's bad.
That's really bad. We should take a

671
00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:59.199
break it throw. Sincerely, gentlemen, I apologize for my lack of professionalism.

672
00:58:59.239 --> 00:59:00.960
I total program directed. I would
stop far in here in this tiny

673
00:59:00.960 --> 00:59:06.280
little studio. It's unprofessional. But
the folks that Meta liquid told me it

674
00:59:06.280 --> 00:59:09.440
would be part of the side effects
of the body transformation I'm trying to go

675
00:59:09.519 --> 00:59:13.679
through. So is the liquid part
of beta liquid? A liquid fart?

676
00:59:13.760 --> 00:59:16.880
This is not a shark, is
it? Hold? Unfortunately I did it

677
00:59:16.920 --> 00:59:22.599
again. I'm gonna need to leave, but you guys, you guys continue

678
00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:27.400
the rest of the interview. Kevin, I'm sorry for my lack of professionalism.

679
00:59:27.440 --> 00:59:30.760
I've gone through some things right now. Oh god, it smells so

680
00:59:30.840 --> 00:59:35.800
bad. I keep some underwear at
my desk, so I'm gonna go change

681
00:59:35.840 --> 00:59:38.159
real quick. And but thank you
man, and fly goes fly Man.

682
00:59:38.480 --> 00:59:43.079
It spells so bad. Have you
ever felt a smart fart so bad that

683
00:59:43.320 --> 00:59:46.280
it's it's like your eyes become hot, you know, you feel the heat,

684
00:59:46.840 --> 00:59:52.679
the heat between and you Well,
last question, though, do you

685
00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:54.719
do you be really? Do you
believe in your team? Okay, that's

686
00:59:54.760 --> 00:59:59.199
a good question, Kevin, I
absolutely do. I think this is a

687
00:59:59.239 --> 01:00:01.800
special team that that the Eagles put
out this year. I mean, I

688
01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:10.199
mean I was gonna leave now I
can't stop it from coming out. I'm

689
01:00:10.239 --> 01:00:13.320
out of here. Hey, Kevin, thank you man, I gotta go,

690
01:00:13.480 --> 01:00:15.400
Christina, could you heade? Thank
you? Kevin? A right,

691
01:00:15.519 --> 01:00:19.559
that's gonna yeah. We gotta have
to, man, Kevin, he has

692
01:00:19.599 --> 01:00:25.320
covered up. This is just horrible. Uh but thank you. Well can

693
01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:30.360
we edit all of this out,
Christina? But I do Kevin hear me?

694
01:00:30.440 --> 01:00:36.159
Kevin, Jesus christ please leave?
Can you hear me? Kevin?

695
01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:38.840
I just want to apologize. I
wasn't trying to be unprofessional, but uh,

696
01:00:39.400 --> 01:00:45.239
the metal liquid diety causes long sorts
of chaos and my guns, hold

697
01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:52.239
on, hold on, I think
I have to furt out. That was

698
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:57.159
wild. You know they say,
they say yods are contagious. I wonder

699
01:00:57.320 --> 01:01:00.000
farts are contagious. I love you, man, thank you for the time.

700
01:01:00.119 --> 01:01:06.960
Man, you too. All right
back, Kevin, go Eagles man,

701
01:01:08.880 --> 01:01:12.360
much respect, my friend. What
are you gonna do now, Kevin?

702
01:01:12.960 --> 01:01:15.880
I mean, I'm just gonna enjoy, enjoy the two weeks of attention

703
01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:20.880
that's gonna be put on the shut
off. The Eagles NFC champs and uh

704
01:01:21.400 --> 01:01:24.400
you even bring the super Bowl home
second in franchise history. It's like I

705
01:01:24.440 --> 01:01:31.079
want to see it. Mm hmmm. Oh I can smell that from over

706
01:01:31.159 --> 01:01:44.039
here. That's pretty good. Oh
my god, I left my cell phone

707
01:01:44.079 --> 01:01:46.360
in here. I came back in
here. Man, it smells so bad,

708
01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:50.760
I call it. I'm not even
gonna get my phone. Man,

709
01:01:50.800 --> 01:01:59.760
bring it out when you leave the
studio. Is this what it smells like?

710
01:02:00.039 --> 01:02:19.559
Alice? Oh man, what'd you
do there? Mhm Kevin, Man,

711
01:02:19.639 --> 01:02:30.239
that's starting to smell now. Mm
hm oh wow, what's going on

712
01:02:30.320 --> 01:02:43.239
in Dallas? Is he doing?
Oh? Push to the break, man,

713
01:02:43.239 --> 01:02:50.159
I can smell it over here.
H m hm h m hmm.

714
01:02:52.719 --> 01:03:07.639
Pez man, what'd you eat today? Hell O, Kevin, can you

715
01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:14.760
hear me? Yeah? What what's
your biggest concern in the game. I

716
01:03:14.800 --> 01:03:17.239
think the biggest concern for me is
how are we going to stop hands Toy's

717
01:03:17.280 --> 01:03:22.199
biggest game makers, Patrick Mahomes,
Travis Kelce like one of the things that

718
01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:25.239
we struggled with, like as soon
as like Nick Sirianni took over in twenty

719
01:03:25.280 --> 01:03:28.639
twenty one. Hey, man,
you like you. I like you.

720
01:03:28.679 --> 01:03:32.440
Man. You like sports, don't
you? You love sports? You love

721
01:03:32.519 --> 01:03:36.519
sports, man, I love it. I respect it, big sports.

722
01:03:36.519 --> 01:03:39.800
Then all right, Kevin, we're
gonna go down. All right, all

723
01:03:39.880 --> 01:03:44.519
right, great talking with you.
Goodbye, Kevin, say bye to the

724
01:03:44.559 --> 01:03:49.440
Holk. Kevin, yep, all
right, later Hawk No, no,

725
01:03:49.440 --> 01:03:52.960
no, it's Hulk. Yeah,
I think you said Hawk later, Hulk.

726
01:03:53.639 --> 01:03:57.639
Thank you man, good. I
love you. Take care all right,

727
01:03:57.679 --> 01:04:00.440
great, tell be a part of
it. Tell it you love him?

728
01:04:00.480 --> 01:04:06.000
All right, Love you Hawk?
Hulk? There you man, that

729
01:04:06.119 --> 01:04:12.079
means that means a lot. You
know what I'm saying. R rauh Do

730
01:04:12.119 --> 01:04:28.880
you hear that? Kevin? H
Yeah, that is so weird. You

731
01:04:29.000 --> 01:04:31.840
like it weird, don't you.
Times you gotta turn up the weirdness a

732
01:04:31.880 --> 01:04:40.679
little bit. When the gillag gets
weird, the weird turd pro you have

733
01:04:40.679 --> 01:04:45.440
an amazing stab at it? Are
you talking? If you're good to be

734
01:04:45.480 --> 01:04:48.679
a part of it. It's like, let's let's go Eagles take home the

735
01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:55.280
championship and and keep it going.
Man, that's a basic side off.

736
01:04:55.760 --> 01:04:59.840
Do you write if we use that
to end all of our shows? Yeah,

737
01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:03.480
that's fine. Yeah, all right, don't have any copyright infringement.

738
01:05:05.960 --> 01:05:10.920
Al Right, I'm gonna go go
the hooker, I'll I'll catch you later,

739
01:05:11.039 --> 01:05:15.480
Kevin. All right, sounds good. I'm gonna get ready to watch

740
01:05:15.519 --> 01:05:18.679
the Eagles in the super Bowl now
all right? Oh my oh god,

741
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:24.320
that's a lot. I can it
petered out? It's some six minutes ago,

742
01:05:25.039 --> 01:05:28.920
and he just hung around. He
wouldn't hang up. He did a

743
01:05:29.559 --> 01:05:32.920
ninety second to two minute interview with
just farts. Yeah. Oh like he

744
01:05:33.000 --> 01:05:38.519
was answering questions, what you hate
today? What's going on in Dallas?

745
01:05:39.000 --> 01:05:42.960
What a waste of everyone's time?
And that is hilarious. It's still love

746
01:05:43.039 --> 01:05:48.199
skin. Oh the Hulk's back.
Ben just palms up like I'm sorry,

747
01:05:48.280 --> 01:05:51.800
Hulk, Like I don't know.
He won't get off out of my cell

748
01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:56.159
phone in here. I'm gonna just
leave you bring it to me when You're

749
01:05:56.199 --> 01:05:59.840
done. That's ridiculous. That's so
good. You're like it weird, don't

750
01:05:59.880 --> 01:06:08.639
you, Kevin? Oh yeah,
turn up the weirdness. I love obligated

751
01:06:08.639 --> 01:06:12.400
to keep him on. When the
weird get tough, the tough turn pro

752
01:06:12.920 --> 01:06:16.760
what is that slogan? And then
just sil a real one and wait for

753
01:06:16.800 --> 01:06:19.599
the other one to say something else, like, I guess if Kevin's not

754
01:06:19.639 --> 01:06:24.760
hanging up, we'll just run this
out. It's basically the only time in

755
01:06:24.760 --> 01:06:28.840
the history of that bit where the
Mosquito and the Hulk have to hang up

756
01:06:28.920 --> 01:06:31.599
on the other guy. I beg
him to believe. Yes, jeez,

757
01:06:31.960 --> 01:06:36.320
I want to meet that dude,
Kevin Brosteak. Yes. I like how

758
01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:45.599
twenty seconds in Hulk every fireday we
need to go to break because the metal

759
01:06:45.639 --> 01:06:49.639
liquid diets, no grid is chaos. That is good. How was it

760
01:06:49.719 --> 01:06:55.519
not that? How was that not? Number one thirty? That's the funniest

761
01:06:55.519 --> 01:06:58.440
thing I've ever heard in my damn
We just did one. We have eight

762
01:06:58.599 --> 01:07:00.639
nine to go, Oh my god. Number twenty nine on the Clip of

763
01:07:00.679 --> 01:07:04.480
the Year countdown is voted on by
the listeners. Green blood rogers, what

764
01:07:04.679 --> 01:07:09.719
colors blood when it's inside your body? He doesn't know. Maybe there's some

765
01:07:09.800 --> 01:07:13.400
science that I'm not aware of.
I'm gonna say what maybe the stupidest answer

766
01:07:13.440 --> 01:07:23.480
I've ever given green? Oh you
say you think what a screen on the

767
01:07:23.599 --> 01:07:32.079
radio. You said that we recorded
what you just said. Children everywhere at

768
01:07:32.119 --> 01:07:38.519
you everywhere. That's amazing. That
was so wid. I mean, Julie

769
01:07:38.519 --> 01:07:41.079
steals the show there. Obviously total
hero, but I do love it.

770
01:07:41.400 --> 01:07:45.519
Insight into Ben's brain of like,
overthink, quick, overthink, talk myself

771
01:07:45.559 --> 01:07:53.119
into this out of this bad answer
answer green, red blue. He kind

772
01:07:53.119 --> 01:07:55.320
of I'm ordering off the menu,
narrated Dad. I think you might have

773
01:07:55.360 --> 01:07:59.599
said purple. And he's like,
I don't think Ben has been the same

774
01:07:59.719 --> 01:08:04.920
since that moment. No, he's
changed. Rattle. Yeah, this is

775
01:08:04.960 --> 01:08:09.360
a number twenty eight. We had
Julie on our show. Second we've done

776
01:08:09.360 --> 01:08:11.920
a couple times called the shot clock. Give you guys topic. You get

777
01:08:11.960 --> 01:08:15.559
twenty four seconds to come up with
an answer or answer my prompt. You

778
01:08:15.599 --> 01:08:17.119
know, a question. Give a
hot take on hate that game, by

779
01:08:17.119 --> 01:08:20.800
the way, yeah, really really
hate. Katie stopped making you do it.

780
01:08:20.840 --> 01:08:25.159
We haven't done it since terrible since
you know you guys both actually told

781
01:08:25.159 --> 01:08:28.399
me you hate that segment and we
haven't done it. I don't hate it.

782
01:08:28.399 --> 01:08:30.560
It's hard. It's hard, it's
really hard, and it's supposed to

783
01:08:30.560 --> 01:08:34.159
be shot Clock. Why they put
it through tomorrow. I'm in no,

784
01:08:34.159 --> 01:08:38.159
I don't have time. All right, so much stuff. You guys should

785
01:08:38.159 --> 01:08:42.479
do it next week. But we
brought in Judge Judy, I mean sorry,

786
01:08:42.520 --> 01:08:45.840
she judged Julie and Judge Judy judge
Julie to gotta be the judge because

787
01:08:45.920 --> 01:08:47.920
the way it works is you get
a judge to kind of give the point,

788
01:08:47.960 --> 01:08:51.600
like you had the best answer,
and Julie Dobbs did something that broke

789
01:08:51.680 --> 01:08:55.760
me and really the rest of the
show. This is called Julie shot Clock

790
01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:59.119
slip up. If you had to
change your name to one casual food spot,

791
01:08:59.159 --> 01:09:01.439
what would it be and why Danny
Bayles or shot Clock begins now?

792
01:09:01.680 --> 01:09:05.359
My love of Taco Bueno dates back
to the mid eighties, and I think

793
01:09:05.399 --> 01:09:11.199
I would probably change my name to
my most favorite item on their menu,

794
01:09:11.600 --> 01:09:15.880
Mexi Dips and chips. That's right, the downbeat with Mike Siroy, Kevin

795
01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:21.600
Turner and me Mexi Dips and chips. You know, crowd is not like

796
01:09:21.640 --> 01:09:26.760
it Mexi Dips and Chips, Bayless, If you could change your name to

797
01:09:26.800 --> 01:09:30.119
one casual food spot, what would
it be? And why? Who?

798
01:09:30.119 --> 01:09:32.319
Shut clock begins? Now? Who? You miss? One d percent of

799
01:09:32.359 --> 01:09:36.439
the shots you don't take? Michael
Scott said that, quoting Wayne Gretzky,

800
01:09:36.560 --> 01:09:42.159
quoting the great Nelson Mandela. If
I had to go off an individual sandwich,

801
01:09:42.239 --> 01:09:45.800
I would go with Monte Cristo,
which just sounds badass, and it's

802
01:09:45.800 --> 01:09:49.439
a great novel by the great Alexander
Dumas. An actual restaurant, he's the

803
01:09:49.520 --> 01:10:01.920
answer. Call me Schlatsky, Celia
shatzy Sy. I like it. Swatsky

804
01:10:02.079 --> 01:10:08.039
is pretty good. It's brilliant.
But I do love me some Dips and

805
01:10:08.119 --> 01:10:11.960
Chips. So for that reason and
that reason alone, I'm going with Mexi

806
01:10:12.079 --> 01:10:20.960
Dixon, Mexi dis Yeah, baby, Okay, you've been too many years

807
01:10:20.960 --> 01:10:25.680
with that Canadian. You want to
on the other side of that other bard,

808
01:10:25.800 --> 01:10:32.760
don't you? All right? I
think your audio box is full now

809
01:10:32.880 --> 01:10:41.479
too. Here, Yeah, what
do you do with the ball? She's

810
01:10:41.600 --> 01:10:44.680
under her desk? Well, what
do you do with the Mexi balls?

811
01:10:44.760 --> 01:10:56.359
Julie? That was a setup?
Oh man, So our Latin listeners let

812
01:10:56.399 --> 01:11:00.800
up the text line. Yeah,
he started following her on Twitter. Oh

813
01:11:01.239 --> 01:11:10.039
nah, oh god, that was
funny. I like the Guera number twenty

814
01:11:10.079 --> 01:11:15.000
seven. This is a nice song
made by Ben Rogers about some of the

815
01:11:15.039 --> 01:11:19.680
high jinks of Launch Air Friday.
Oh this is so good our listeners do.

816
01:11:20.000 --> 01:11:24.000
This was stuck in my brain.
The year was sometimes led by freak

817
01:11:24.079 --> 01:11:28.439
Jesus. Sometimes they just plant themselves
underneath the lawn outside of our studio.

818
01:11:28.560 --> 01:11:34.479
And they've had inflatables, We've had
barbecue grills, pricky grills. We had

819
01:11:34.479 --> 01:11:42.640
an office center, office center,
unplug copies five cents, yeah, business

820
01:11:42.680 --> 01:11:46.239
center with a little signing truck swinging
by, giving lyftgate rides. Yes,

821
01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:53.800
masks thanks to Costume World. But
also they were having some illegal snow cones

822
01:11:53.840 --> 01:11:56.800
down there, and this is the
song illegal snow Cones by Ben Rogers.

823
01:11:57.359 --> 01:12:03.119
Outside lines within some custom signs,
and I think they got snow cones.

824
01:12:11.479 --> 01:12:16.319
Carries outside under the power lines win
some custom signs, and I think they

825
01:12:16.399 --> 01:12:24.039
got snow cone. This is not
something we advertised. It's unauthorized. Those

826
01:12:24.039 --> 01:12:30.199
are illegals. Snow cone. Wio, you got the long hair, oh,

827
01:12:30.359 --> 01:12:35.239
Wio, Wio, they got the
lawn chair carries outside under power lines,

828
01:12:35.560 --> 01:12:41.520
within some custom signs and some illegals
snow cone. We got a code

829
01:12:41.560 --> 01:12:45.159
red code redal security report to the
lawn. Is it legal? That's the

830
01:12:45.279 --> 01:12:49.680
bit of boat. It got sketches
with the bacon blade of boat made the

831
01:12:49.760 --> 01:12:55.279
building say hold up, missed the
wade. Or maybe that was when the

832
01:12:55.439 --> 01:13:02.520
crew land Shaped got launches for boys
and girls In communication with the folks at

833
01:13:02.600 --> 01:13:08.960
Costume World because of Ruckus, because
they only kind to win. Don't ever

834
01:13:09.199 --> 01:13:16.079
under estimate the power up the gleans. Harry's outside under the power years win

835
01:13:16.199 --> 01:13:20.680
some custom signs, and I think
they got snow gone. This is not

836
01:13:21.000 --> 01:13:29.119
something we advertise. It's unauthorized.
Those are illegals. Snow cone. Oh

837
01:13:29.359 --> 01:13:34.159
olio he got the long hair.
Oh will oio, they got the lung

838
01:13:34.319 --> 01:13:40.880
chair. Harry's outside under the power
lines. You win some custom signs and

839
01:13:40.960 --> 01:13:48.560
some illegals snow cones. Fantastic good. It's legitimately great. He's so good.

840
01:13:50.479 --> 01:13:58.319
All the rapping and whether it be
freestyle or pre pro here at twenty

841
01:13:58.359 --> 01:14:03.159
six this is something that would be
I would considers old downbeat. This is

842
01:14:04.359 --> 01:14:09.920
one of the really good, hearty
laughs of the early days. Of the

843
01:14:09.960 --> 01:14:15.560
freak. This is Planet Earth groups. I heard a recording of me doing

844
01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:20.279
a live spot the other day that
was amazing. Do you want to hear

845
01:14:20.319 --> 01:14:24.600
it? Oh? Yeah, right
now it's time for me to tell you

846
01:14:24.600 --> 01:14:29.960
about all profoundation repair. Oh you
know, just having heard things can go

847
01:14:30.039 --> 01:14:38.640
wrong, They damn sure can.
Boy, I'm sorry, but his he

848
01:14:38.760 --> 01:14:44.279
created a new animal that can hang
out with Christina Raccoon and Julie Frog in

849
01:14:44.800 --> 01:14:54.680
the pond. What's the name of
that animal? No, Mike Toad,

850
01:14:56.600 --> 01:15:04.159
you know you and then they're talking. Should won't be quiet, they're talking

851
01:15:04.159 --> 01:15:13.680
to each other. They're made you
don't and then you know. Then it's

852
01:15:13.680 --> 01:15:29.920
the Rhiner maiden call. He's attracting
though here we are David Attenburgh. You

853
01:15:30.039 --> 01:15:39.960
know, you don't, then you
don't, you don't? Then know?

854
01:15:40.359 --> 01:15:53.159
Then he's positive. Christ talk to
the side unless the over has been fertilized.

855
01:15:53.680 --> 01:16:03.079
Mic Toad immediately leave the area.
Yes to somewhere to some whips who

856
01:16:03.159 --> 01:16:26.760
love on a different pond with his
classic yeah non resist. Oh my god,

857
01:16:26.840 --> 01:16:31.359
I swear I could listen. I
could listen to Groob's Planet Earth all

858
01:16:31.439 --> 01:16:38.319
day. It could be a whole
show. Jeez, it's so gread.

859
01:16:38.319 --> 01:16:41.840
I love how he starts it and
then groobs. He goes away for good

860
01:16:42.119 --> 01:16:47.119
fifteen seconds where he's getting the background
bed of pond ambient pond, or however

861
01:16:47.159 --> 01:16:51.720
he does it, and then he
restarts the whole theatrical performance from the beginning

862
01:16:51.760 --> 01:17:01.199
with with dueling Attenborg. Yes,
good, we're twenty five. This is

863
01:17:01.319 --> 01:17:04.039
old Downbeat here. As we continue
to the clip of the eclipse, you'll

864
01:17:04.079 --> 01:17:06.720
count down. Ben and Schinchul join
us here in a bit number twenty five

865
01:17:08.439 --> 01:17:12.600
Old Downbeat here wireless Mike with hostile
Chelsea. What is your name? Madam?

866
01:17:13.960 --> 01:17:20.840
What? Chelsea? Chelsea? You
seem extremely reluctant. I don't know

867
01:17:20.840 --> 01:17:25.319
who any of y'all are. Well, that's fine, that's okay. Would

868
01:17:25.319 --> 01:17:27.479
you live with that? We deal
with this every day, you know,

869
01:17:27.960 --> 01:17:31.199
I don't know. So what brings
you out here today? Chelsea? Enjoying

870
01:17:31.239 --> 01:17:40.600
a quiet happy hour with my friends? Read that, enjoying a quiet happy

871
01:17:40.640 --> 01:17:45.359
hour with my friend Gt. F
O. All right, well, thank

872
01:17:45.439 --> 01:17:50.279
them for their service. All right, I guess we'll wander off without any

873
01:17:50.279 --> 01:17:55.720
further input from you. It's too
bad, your lovely ladies, and I

874
01:17:55.760 --> 01:18:00.840
think you would like me if you
got to know me, curled her eyes.

875
01:18:00.560 --> 01:18:03.560
All right, let's find him someone
friendly. We need a confidence all

876
01:18:03.680 --> 01:18:08.680
right, we do need a confidence. Ouch, don't make this weird.

877
01:18:09.159 --> 01:18:15.720
Say look, Chelsea, apologize.
Floral print dress. Chelsea, I'm sorry

878
01:18:15.720 --> 01:18:19.600
to interrupt you again, but I'd
just like to apologize because I feel like

879
01:18:19.680 --> 01:18:26.159
I haven't made your night better.
And if I could, I'd like to

880
01:18:26.159 --> 01:18:30.840
buy you a nice shark heuterie board. I'm eating already, so I'm okay,

881
01:18:32.560 --> 01:18:36.359
what a nice cocktail? How about
a nice cocktail? We'll see.

882
01:18:36.680 --> 01:18:44.119
Okay, we'll take it. It's
a win win, converting listeners left and

883
01:18:44.199 --> 01:18:49.800
right. Woman at a time,
goods out, Mike, Hey, thanks

884
01:18:49.840 --> 01:18:59.199
guys. She was grouchy instantly.
I don't know any of you are,

885
01:18:59.560 --> 01:19:01.279
which is fine. Yeah, it's
funny. I don't know how Yeah,

886
01:19:01.359 --> 01:19:04.159
that's it. But a couple of
times right when he walked away, you

887
01:19:04.159 --> 01:19:06.520
know, do anything, We're like, you know, come back and ask

888
01:19:06.640 --> 01:19:11.479
Chelsea about that. We all were
trying to steer him back to Chelsea for

889
01:19:11.600 --> 01:19:15.880
more awkwardness already eight So I'm fine. Play grouchy Woman at a time.

890
01:19:16.359 --> 01:19:20.600
Amazing number twenty four Clip of the
Year clip show count down voted on by

891
01:19:20.600 --> 01:19:25.159
the listeners Mosquito and the Hulk.
This is the Hulk's threesome with the Raiders

892
01:19:25.159 --> 01:19:29.439
Blocker. What is the wildest thing
you ever did to Vegas Bat, I

893
01:19:29.439 --> 01:19:30.640
don't know. I'm kind of a
calm guy. I just kind of like

894
01:19:30.680 --> 01:19:33.680
to, you know, get my
freeze drinks and play my blackjack and I'll

895
01:19:33.800 --> 01:19:38.359
go too crazy. Unfortunately for you, guys don't have any wild stories like

896
01:19:38.399 --> 01:19:45.640
that. For me, it was
threesome. Sounds amazing. Who are the

897
01:19:45.680 --> 01:19:50.399
other two guys? You're making a
hope now, I'm a big man.

898
01:19:50.800 --> 01:19:55.880
And one of the problems was,
all right, I got distracted in the

899
01:19:55.920 --> 01:20:00.520
course of the act and forgot that
it was an extra I forgot there was

900
01:20:00.560 --> 01:20:08.119
an extra person. To be honest
with you, I can't imagine that's it.

901
01:20:08.920 --> 01:20:11.880
I just can't even begin to imagine
that you're going to town and you

902
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:16.239
look up and there's a third That
is crazy to bel my peripheral. I

903
01:20:16.279 --> 01:20:21.960
picked it up and realized it was
almost suffocating. I totally neglected the time.

904
01:20:25.279 --> 01:20:28.399
Who did you? I forgot that
I was in a threesome, and

905
01:20:28.439 --> 01:20:36.039
so I had been laying on one
of the people. That is the craziest

906
01:20:36.359 --> 01:20:41.359
butt that he I've ever heard it
by life. It's embarrassing, is you

907
01:20:41.399 --> 01:20:44.520
know? But I'm down to four
seventy three. I backed up to four

908
01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:51.720
seventy six with a cheat day.
He's so big that he forgot there was

909
01:20:51.760 --> 01:20:59.359
a third person in the threesome because
she was underneath his body. Person on

910
01:20:59.560 --> 01:21:02.279
the sight of his eyes, like
oh a foot, oh yeah, another

911
01:21:02.319 --> 01:21:09.399
person when they laugh mid chicker,
so good, my man. Number twenty

912
01:21:09.439 --> 01:21:12.880
three Clip of the Year clip show
can another song here? This one,

913
01:21:12.920 --> 01:21:16.319
though still kind of hard to believe. The Rangers won the World Series.

914
01:21:16.760 --> 01:21:26.399
Danny wrote the greatest song about it, The Beatles one. All the Beatles

915
01:21:26.399 --> 01:22:05.680
tricks even try to slight Sea side? How are you even? Twenty twenty

916
01:22:05.880 --> 01:22:28.479
three, every basely Frost today,
Sexes Range, It's just one thet Ye're

917
01:22:28.560 --> 01:22:45.960
the champions of the world. Yeah
hourrise right. The biggest honor in my

918
01:22:45.039 --> 01:22:48.680
life would be if they took the
field to that song on opening day next

919
01:22:48.800 --> 01:22:50.920
year. Chuck Margat are you last
day? Come on? Chuck? I

920
01:22:50.960 --> 01:22:55.840
mean, look, I didn't rent
a freaking Hoffner in a vox lamp for

921
01:22:56.319 --> 01:23:00.000
you know, six hundred dollars for
a one minute long tune for nothing.

922
01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:03.760
Yeah, to play once live and
then once during the clip countdown show,

923
01:23:04.000 --> 01:23:12.840
right and now the world Champion Texas
render. It does work and there's nothing.

924
01:23:13.079 --> 01:23:15.960
There's a jokes in her. Oh
man, it's great serious. That

925
01:23:15.079 --> 01:23:19.840
is very clean. Yeah for a
sick mind like you. Yeah, sick

926
01:23:20.079 --> 01:23:24.720
f h. Christina Ray is back
on the count now, number twenty two.

927
01:23:24.880 --> 01:23:28.359
Christina can't say the word rural.
So there are certain words. I

928
01:23:28.439 --> 01:23:31.319
mean, it's fun to laugh at
the way he says regularly, but it's

929
01:23:31.359 --> 01:23:38.640
a hard word to say regularly.
Exactly groups you say it regularly. Oh

930
01:23:38.720 --> 01:23:41.760
my god. He's all things that
I say decently. He's a professional.

931
01:23:41.920 --> 01:23:44.560
He should be on the radio more. That guy's incredible. You know what

932
01:23:44.640 --> 01:23:51.039
the most difficult is to say rural, rural, rural duror what rural rural?

933
01:23:51.960 --> 01:23:58.159
Wait? I think we found her
Achilles the old country there rual duror

934
01:23:58.960 --> 01:24:03.920
rural Wait. You're as you say
it, You're questioning yourself as you say

935
01:24:03.960 --> 01:24:06.840
it. This is amazing it.
I can't move on with the show,

936
01:24:06.920 --> 01:24:10.720
keep going well because I told you
I have to picture it in my head

937
01:24:10.840 --> 01:24:13.279
before I say it, like I
spill it out in my head. So

938
01:24:13.600 --> 01:24:18.560
rural rural juror. Okay, what
if the one no, no, no,

939
01:24:18.640 --> 01:24:25.800
no, no, this is fun. What if the diamond factory picked

940
01:24:25.840 --> 01:24:30.319
up their operation and moved it out
to crandall? What would they be known

941
01:24:30.399 --> 01:24:38.079
as the rural diamond? A rural
jeweler? Okay, so please tell us

942
01:24:38.119 --> 01:24:49.359
what it is. Sorry, A
rural jeweler is a tough one. She

943
01:24:49.560 --> 01:24:54.920
chimes in and they just shine the
light and all she tries to is grab

944
01:24:55.000 --> 01:24:58.800
their wrists and move the flashlight away
from her, and they won't allow he

945
01:25:00.159 --> 01:25:08.039
rural rural, rural, rural jeweler, rural d rural durer. Weird one

946
01:25:08.520 --> 01:25:14.119
last one twenty one. This is
labeled oddly. Julie doesn't like the muff.

947
01:25:15.079 --> 01:25:17.359
This is from old speakeasy days.
I'm gonna go eat me a good,

948
01:25:17.439 --> 01:25:20.920
delicious sandwich this year because I like
that place. Get the muff,

949
01:25:21.279 --> 01:25:25.119
Yeah, of course the muff,
lot of I did have that thought.

950
01:25:26.359 --> 01:25:30.279
No, I haven't thought about the
muff ever. It's good. Actually,

951
01:25:30.359 --> 01:25:32.960
never considered it. I don't think
I ever will, but that's just me,

952
01:25:33.199 --> 01:25:36.800
you don't know. I considered the
sausage time two. Yeah, I'm

953
01:25:38.479 --> 01:25:43.840
mostly sausage kind of gout. I
want to tweet out everything. Just said

954
01:25:45.279 --> 01:25:47.960
some things don't need to be on
the internet. Yep, we try not

955
01:25:48.039 --> 01:25:51.960
to sexualize Julie around here, and
we didn't. You didn't try that hard.

956
01:25:53.119 --> 01:25:57.239
You failed in that segment. You
failed her. Sweet Julie trying to

957
01:25:57.239 --> 01:26:00.880
help your show. She just said
that she's not living the Billie Eilish lifestyle.

958
01:26:02.520 --> 01:26:06.479
I haven't thought about the muff in
it ever. I think we learned

959
01:26:06.479 --> 01:26:10.640
a lot about Q ratings in this
exercise of letting the listeners vote for things,

960
01:26:10.680 --> 01:26:15.239
because Julie and Christina there get a
lot of votes. More to come.

961
01:26:15.720 --> 01:26:30.600
Oh yeah, then you succeed.
She said she's had a hard time

962
01:26:30.680 --> 01:26:40.399
with plastics. All right, cop
of the your countdown? You're stressing over

963
01:26:40.520 --> 01:26:44.439
that down to the top twenty Yeah, yeah, thank god we found it.

964
01:26:45.319 --> 01:26:54.319
We can proceed. I mean I
could have done that is my mouth.

965
01:26:55.960 --> 01:26:58.640
But it was a great open as
well, because Kevin's a great person.

966
01:26:58.960 --> 01:27:02.359
I'm not an idiot. It's attracted
our gaming listeners because that's the final

967
01:27:02.439 --> 01:27:06.479
fantasy intro. Got it and a
lot of people are shout out, all

968
01:27:06.560 --> 01:27:13.359
right, number twenty. Ben Rogers
known to have had a lobotomy or two.

969
01:27:15.239 --> 01:27:17.520
It's even funnier when he incorporates it
with a food from out of the

970
01:27:17.520 --> 01:27:24.840
refrigerator. She's totally doing finger guns. He says that you're so close to

971
01:27:24.840 --> 01:27:33.439
having another now. No, I
can't laugh a lot on the show,

972
01:27:33.520 --> 01:27:39.079
and I can't. I can't modify
it. It's kind of like people when

973
01:27:39.079 --> 01:27:42.000
they're an ugly crier. You're like, man, hope you don't cry.

974
01:27:42.119 --> 01:27:45.640
I can't. I'm gonna be an
ugly laugher. It's gonna beto lobotomy.

975
01:27:45.760 --> 01:27:49.279
Laugh at all time. Please turn
the sound er off. I don't want

976
01:27:49.279 --> 01:27:54.960
to cry when I hear those laughs. I just imagine you staring and you

977
01:27:55.079 --> 01:27:57.760
have a bunch of melted butter in
your hands, and you're looking at it.

978
01:27:58.319 --> 01:28:01.319
You're just looking at all this melty. You're looking down melted butter.

979
01:28:08.439 --> 01:28:15.680
Ben. Oh, no, Ben
got into the butter again. Hey who

980
01:28:15.840 --> 01:28:18.560
left the door open of the refrigerator. He didn't know what I'm hoping it.

981
01:28:19.159 --> 01:28:23.239
You're saying, Chris Cross apple sauce
on the kitchen floor, staring at

982
01:28:23.279 --> 01:28:26.960
melted butter in your hands. I
don't know why. I have laughs that

983
01:28:27.079 --> 01:28:29.720
are in the higher register and the
ones that are lower. I don't know

984
01:28:29.880 --> 01:28:39.760
why that visual killed me. Yeah, Ben got into the butter again.

985
01:28:39.960 --> 01:28:43.520
And I'll give credit to Ryaner in
the break that day, He's grabbed the

986
01:28:43.560 --> 01:28:46.640
acoustic and in the break and I
don't know why he just started strumming and

987
01:28:46.760 --> 01:28:51.920
singing. Ben got into the butter
again. We spent a whole break just

988
01:28:51.960 --> 01:28:56.319
singing that song and I'm not playing
it on the air for some reason.

989
01:28:57.920 --> 01:29:00.439
Number nineteen clip of Your and I
was voted on about the listeners. They

990
01:29:00.520 --> 01:29:03.640
voted on a big Google document of
all the clips. We're in the top

991
01:29:03.760 --> 01:29:09.359
nineteen. Now, y'all the long
Gonzales goes to Mike Render and his strip

992
01:29:09.439 --> 01:29:12.920
Mall Steve impression. Oh we have
Specs gift cards, so come out here

993
01:29:12.960 --> 01:29:16.680
and register. Christina is going to
get out of here with two Ranger hats

994
01:29:16.720 --> 01:29:21.479
and every Specs gift card. It's
gonna be incredible. And one strip Mall

995
01:29:21.600 --> 01:29:27.920
Steve didn't take. Yeah that's true, Well there was. I'm taking these

996
01:29:28.079 --> 01:29:33.439
crrors. Shoopy rarely does impressions,
but it makes me happy anytime that he's

997
01:29:33.720 --> 01:29:42.439
strip. Mall give us some more
again. I have a word shot this

998
01:29:42.560 --> 01:29:45.520
and that it was great. Always
leave them one and more. Yeah,

999
01:29:46.680 --> 01:29:56.720
I'm taking these. Steve does sound
like a pirate sometimes. It's a unique

1000
01:29:56.760 --> 01:30:00.000
voice, no doubt, and that's
why he was known as in high school

1001
01:30:00.039 --> 01:30:02.680
as the angry Angry Pirate. So
that Steve, you don't know that,

1002
01:30:03.159 --> 01:30:09.560
I don't know that I didn't know
him. That You're right. Number eighteen

1003
01:30:12.399 --> 01:30:17.439
involves groups in Mike Siroy. It's
me. No further explanation needed. Oh

1004
01:30:17.680 --> 01:30:28.239
this is bad. My hands are
shaking. You got We're only doing like

1005
01:30:28.319 --> 01:30:35.359
two minutes, right, That's fine, Just get out the chorus. There

1006
01:30:35.560 --> 01:30:45.039
used to be a green tower alone
on the sea. You became the light

1007
01:30:45.279 --> 01:30:54.039
on the dark side of me,
a drug that's the high and not the

1008
01:30:54.239 --> 01:31:00.600
pill. But did you know when
it snows my eyes become Oh damn,

1009
01:31:00.760 --> 01:31:09.000
the light that you shine can't be
seen. Baby. I compare you to

1010
01:31:09.239 --> 01:31:15.479
a kiss from a Rose on the
grave boom before I get are you stranger?

1011
01:31:15.760 --> 01:31:20.960
It bees? Yeah, And now
that Joe Rose is in bloom,

1012
01:31:21.760 --> 01:31:29.640
alight hits the glue on the grave. Here, I hopped off the plane

1013
01:31:29.720 --> 01:31:32.399
at La Yes with the dream of
my card again. God, hell,

1014
01:31:32.479 --> 01:31:39.039
you welcome to the land of fame. That messing I gonna spit in up

1015
01:31:39.119 --> 01:31:41.960
in the cab. Here I am
for the first time, looked to my

1016
01:31:42.039 --> 01:31:45.279
run and see the Hollywood sign.
This is all so crazy everyone, it

1017
01:31:45.399 --> 01:31:51.840
seems so famous. He's start them
feeling too much pressure and I'm nervous.

1018
01:31:53.560 --> 01:31:57.399
That's when the texts turned on radio
and the jay Z song was on,

1019
01:31:58.319 --> 01:32:01.399
and the jay Z song was on, and the jay Z's song was on.

1020
01:32:01.880 --> 01:32:08.800
So put my hands playing my song
butterflus by a way, not on

1021
01:32:08.960 --> 01:32:15.359
my head. My gap move My
head's like gap yeah, playing my song

1022
01:32:15.720 --> 01:32:26.439
No gonna be okay yay. The
US, Yeah, it's a party in

1023
01:32:26.479 --> 01:32:35.079
the US. Get to the club
and my taxi cab beautiful. That's kamakazi

1024
01:32:35.159 --> 01:32:38.960
karaoke wor. Nobody knew what song
they're singing until you pull it out of

1025
01:32:39.039 --> 01:32:43.680
a bucket and then one minute ten
seconds later you're singing it live on the

1026
01:32:43.880 --> 01:32:48.800
race and radio. It's fun and
we gotta do it again sometime. Not

1027
01:32:48.960 --> 01:32:54.279
much better than grooves laughing at himself, knowing that he's like failing at something.

1028
01:32:54.479 --> 01:32:58.880
Yeah, but also can sassy too. He got a little sassy groups.

1029
01:32:59.119 --> 01:33:01.439
He's incredible. Yeah, am I
going to fit in? Oh my

1030
01:33:01.560 --> 01:33:04.319
god, he's trying to catch up
with the lyrics, it gets behind and

1031
01:33:05.479 --> 01:33:11.640
it's like the buffering happens. Beautiful, no rhythm at all, yeah either.

1032
01:33:12.000 --> 01:33:14.720
I think I saw you crying a
little when I was doing seal.

1033
01:33:14.880 --> 01:33:18.800
I was like, can we help
him find the note? Because than that

1034
01:33:19.600 --> 01:33:24.600
singing doesn't come as natural to some
of us as it does for you know,

1035
01:33:24.880 --> 01:33:30.439
I don't know legendary musicians like Danny
Bayley or the Yeah similar for them,

1036
01:33:30.600 --> 01:33:35.119
Yes, pretty natural for them.
Bina is in this form, you

1037
01:33:35.279 --> 01:33:41.119
have to try your best and try
to emulate the legitimately, try hard because

1038
01:33:41.119 --> 01:33:44.640
that'll embarrass you more. That's okay, And get out of your comfort zone.

1039
01:33:44.720 --> 01:33:47.039
Yeah, all the way out.
Yeah, okay, what's move on

1040
01:33:47.079 --> 01:33:53.279
to number seventeen. Mike Siroy's bad
election endorsement. Other election news today,

1041
01:33:53.319 --> 01:33:57.960
guys, on election Day. Brad
Vinson is a candidate in Tuesday's Granbury City

1042
01:33:58.000 --> 01:34:00.640
Council. Before you say anymore,
I'm gonna say him all in on this

1043
01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:06.199
man. This is a man I
trust and I support his candidacy and everything

1044
01:34:06.239 --> 01:34:14.319
he's involved in. Team Brad Benjamin, Brad Vincent, Team Brad Benson.

1045
01:34:14.399 --> 01:34:19.159
Now continue. He's a candidate in
Tuesday's Grandberry City Council election. Arrested yesterday

1046
01:34:19.239 --> 01:34:32.199
morning on felony charges of possession of
child born What district did you say?

1047
01:34:32.279 --> 01:34:40.399
I have misunderstood. I may have
misunderstood the candidate you brought up. Look.

1048
01:34:42.479 --> 01:34:47.640
To Mikey's credit, he was in
full support of Brad Benjamin. Dude.

1049
01:34:48.520 --> 01:34:53.159
I tried to help when he stopped
it down and Kattie I started hopping,

1050
01:34:54.000 --> 01:34:59.800
Yes, please please keep it.
He's gonna get it because I knew

1051
01:34:59.840 --> 01:35:02.399
a it was his policies that I
liked, and then once I learned more

1052
01:35:02.399 --> 01:35:06.640
about what he did, obviously I'd
like to withdraw my support, you know,

1053
01:35:06.840 --> 01:35:10.880
of both Brad Benson and Brad ben
I don't want to get it up,

1054
01:35:11.079 --> 01:35:17.359
just to be safe, all Brad
both human garbage. Number sixteen the

1055
01:35:17.399 --> 01:35:23.159
clip of the ear clip show countdown
and on the top fifty that our listeners

1056
01:35:23.199 --> 01:35:27.960
voted on. This involves Jeff skin
Wade, who yeah, sometimes he has

1057
01:35:28.000 --> 01:35:31.960
a little stroke and gets his words
inner twelve here and there is this next

1058
01:35:32.119 --> 01:35:35.880
Oh yeah, if you have an
above water hat, do not take that

1059
01:35:36.039 --> 01:35:40.479
thing into the water with you or
it could get really heavy with all the

1060
01:35:40.560 --> 01:35:43.600
water. I mean, it could
ruin that hat. It could ruin possibly

1061
01:35:43.720 --> 01:35:48.800
the entire weekend. I've seen people
pop up from underneath water with a water

1062
01:35:48.960 --> 01:35:57.560
soaked above water hat and then their
nap just snacks right off. What snacks?

1063
01:35:58.720 --> 01:36:01.760
Can you roll the tape back on
that? No, you're right,

1064
01:36:01.960 --> 01:36:09.920
the sogginess of a wet hat bill
could cause your neck to sack off,

1065
01:36:11.319 --> 01:36:15.760
zeg, your neck to snack nep
snack. Okay, here's a short form.

1066
01:36:15.439 --> 01:36:21.439
I've seen people pop up from underneath
water with a water soaked above water

1067
01:36:21.920 --> 01:36:30.000
hat and then their nap just snacks
right off. Let me tell you about

1068
01:36:30.039 --> 01:36:36.079
it Injustice, and it's that thing
only being number sixteen. And it's almost

1069
01:36:36.239 --> 01:36:43.000
not because of the screw up nip
snack, which is insane and beautiful,

1070
01:36:43.640 --> 01:36:48.159
but it's just the idiocy of that
conversation and what they're talking about, because

1071
01:36:48.159 --> 01:36:53.880
you can screw up the words in
any conversation, but to have the courage

1072
01:36:53.920 --> 01:36:59.600
to talk about getting above water hat
wet and the weight of it, I

1073
01:36:59.640 --> 01:37:02.399
don't know. That's been brill thing
where he thought that he had invested in

1074
01:37:02.439 --> 01:37:08.640
a bunch of underwater hats. Okay, it's like a hat, does it

1075
01:37:08.760 --> 01:37:13.760
mean that it works underwater? He
claims it does and it works underwater.

1076
01:37:13.960 --> 01:37:16.760
I just wouldn't challenging anymore. You
put that in the same category as the

1077
01:37:17.239 --> 01:37:20.840
lapkin. Yeah, this is the
roy industry stuff. The underwater hat.

1078
01:37:21.000 --> 01:37:26.079
You just keep going over the same
weird copy point, you know. Yeah,

1079
01:37:26.279 --> 01:37:30.880
like the lapin, it's permanent,
permanent, it works underwater, an

1080
01:37:30.920 --> 01:37:34.920
underwater hat. He's swimming in a
ball cab. Well. I love the

1081
01:37:35.159 --> 01:37:40.239
entire topic. It's fascinating how those
idiots would be talking about that and then

1082
01:37:40.319 --> 01:37:45.439
the magical moment happens within that.
Yeah, like I've seen someone pop up.

1083
01:37:45.560 --> 01:37:49.600
I've seen someone pop up from underwater
with a soaked above water hat,

1084
01:37:50.600 --> 01:37:59.920
and their pop up from underneath water
where a water soaked above water hat,

1085
01:38:00.359 --> 01:38:08.279
and then their nap just snacks right
off what okay? I mean finally passing

1086
01:38:08.319 --> 01:38:13.399
the bong around in college and having
that conversation and that happened, you would

1087
01:38:13.439 --> 01:38:16.319
have fallen on the ground and out
of the window laughing. I like that

1088
01:38:16.439 --> 01:38:20.680
Christina got a little bit of revenge
on skin there, because usually it's him,

1089
01:38:20.880 --> 01:38:28.279
Yeah, immediately immediately jumping on her. Yeah, from underneath water where

1090
01:38:28.319 --> 01:38:31.680
a water soaked above water. Okay, water soaked above water Hat. It's

1091
01:38:31.680 --> 01:38:38.439
a new band named water Hat.
Okay, where a water soaked above water

1092
01:38:38.920 --> 01:38:48.119
hat and then their nap just snacks
right off. What snacks? Incredible?

1093
01:38:48.199 --> 01:38:56.560
I've seen it. Incredible. Number
fifteen that's art is uh. Number fifteen

1094
01:38:56.680 --> 01:39:03.800
involves well most Sroyd's straight up getting
dunked on. This is Julie's son Rider,

1095
01:39:04.439 --> 01:39:08.720
who's the number one guy like besides
Tyler? That's making us feel good

1096
01:39:08.800 --> 01:39:14.119
right now? Mama, Jake yep? Who said he's coming to your birthday

1097
01:39:14.159 --> 01:39:18.359
party? Tyler Sagan? N yep, Tyler's gonna come and out. Jake's

1098
01:39:18.399 --> 01:39:21.079
on his list. He's trying to
get Jake to his birthday party. When's

1099
01:39:21.119 --> 01:39:27.399
his birthday party? Twenty fourth?
Al Right, where's me and Uncle Mike's

1100
01:39:27.439 --> 01:39:30.640
invite? Yeah, we didn't.
I'll stand by my mailbox. It doesn't

1101
01:39:30.680 --> 01:39:32.680
arrived. Tyler Sagan's never put you
on the radio before, little man,

1102
01:39:33.920 --> 01:39:36.239
what's Taylor? Tyler Sagan? Got
that? We don't got that's right?

1103
01:39:38.199 --> 01:39:45.079
What about me? Why am I
not? What he saying? An Invitation's

1104
01:39:45.359 --> 01:39:50.399
amazing, Bode Julie's kid. I
was about to say, you've been hanging

1105
01:39:50.399 --> 01:39:57.920
around your mom too annihilated that was
some deep comedy. Man. Yeah,

1106
01:39:58.680 --> 01:40:02.720
that was the old seventy five.
I believe what's Tyler saying that I don't

1107
01:40:02.720 --> 01:40:06.079
have an invitation? Just the way
he said it? Beautiful? Yeah.

1108
01:40:06.520 --> 01:40:10.600
God. One thing I kept saying
for months after this too is this first

1109
01:40:10.640 --> 01:40:14.119
part. Who's the number one guy
like besides Tyler that's making us feel good?

1110
01:40:14.159 --> 01:40:25.640
Right now? Oh that's the sister
right well? Oh my god,

1111
01:40:25.720 --> 01:40:30.840
sha Number fourteen. Look, it's
well documented the challenges of working on the

1112
01:40:30.880 --> 01:40:34.840
Ben and Skin Show if you're a
male imagining a female working on the Ben

1113
01:40:34.880 --> 01:40:39.439
and Skin Show and having to deal
with this harassment Number fourteen on the clip

1114
01:40:39.479 --> 01:40:43.720
of your clip show caut down Ben's
awkward compliment to Christina. All Right,

1115
01:40:43.760 --> 01:40:46.520
I always have Christina pull audio for
me, and sometimes I get to it.

1116
01:40:46.640 --> 01:40:49.600
Sometimes I don't, So I apologize
for that, Christina. But you're

1117
01:40:49.600 --> 01:40:54.800
always doing a great job at pulling
whatever I'm asking you to. Uh.

1118
01:40:55.720 --> 01:40:59.560
Almost almost said You're always doing a
good job of pulling whatever I'm asking you

1119
01:40:59.640 --> 01:41:01.800
to. Grab almost said that,
but I did not. Well, the

1120
01:41:01.880 --> 01:41:06.199
fact that you're now making it dirty
is the problem. If you I didn't.

1121
01:41:06.239 --> 01:41:10.359
I did just say you're shining a
light on what you were thinking of

1122
01:41:10.880 --> 01:41:14.359
your thoughts. I was pure and
innocent with my thoughts. You are dirty

1123
01:41:14.399 --> 01:41:18.640
heathen. They're disgusting. Yeah.
I love how she's just sitting there.

1124
01:41:20.560 --> 01:41:27.880
You guys go ahead. I love
that earnestly he's coming in than there was

1125
01:41:27.960 --> 01:41:31.199
before, because just to hear Ben
go on this journey in his own head,

1126
01:41:33.800 --> 01:41:38.399
all right. I always have Christina
pull audio for me, and sometimes

1127
01:41:38.439 --> 01:41:40.720
I get to it. Sometimes I
don't, so I apologize for that,

1128
01:41:40.840 --> 01:41:45.600
Christina. But you're always doing a
great job of pulling whatever I'm asking you

1129
01:41:45.720 --> 01:41:49.319
to. Uh almost almost said You're
always doing a good job of pulling whatever

1130
01:41:49.359 --> 01:41:54.119
I'm asking you to grab almost said
that, but I did not. Well,

1131
01:41:54.159 --> 01:41:56.880
the fact that you're now making it
dirty is the problem if you.

1132
01:41:58.319 --> 01:42:00.359
I didn't. I did just say, shining a light on what you were

1133
01:42:00.399 --> 01:42:04.039
thinking of your thoughts. I was
pure and innocent with my thoughts. You

1134
01:42:04.199 --> 01:42:09.840
are a dirty heathen. They're disgusting. Yeah, of your thoughts. Of

1135
01:42:09.960 --> 01:42:20.760
your thoughts also, Steve goes,
and these are your thoughts. No appointments

1136
01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:26.279
sound. But you're always doing a
great job at pulling whatever I'm asking you

1137
01:42:26.439 --> 01:42:30.039
to, uh almost almost said,
always doing a good job of pulling whatever

1138
01:42:30.079 --> 01:42:33.520
I'm asking you to. Like,
Steve was ahead of it. Yeah,

1139
01:42:33.680 --> 01:42:38.920
yeah, he saw the gears,
but to hear it while he's talking to

1140
01:42:39.079 --> 01:42:41.439
him, realize what he's doing,
and then not nowhere to go, and

1141
01:42:41.520 --> 01:42:45.399
it's really good. He saw the
hamster fall asleep on the wheel and just

1142
01:42:45.479 --> 01:42:53.000
kind of yeah. But number thirteen
on the year in countdown that our listeners

1143
01:42:53.079 --> 01:42:57.640
voted on. I love this.
KT gets kicked in the nuts by everyone

1144
01:42:58.520 --> 01:43:01.399
is here. The incredible makes his
between KT and Chuck and big Bulch bo.

1145
01:43:01.840 --> 01:43:10.079
Yeah, yes, amazing country k
Helly, guys, it's me car.

1146
01:43:14.800 --> 01:43:18.119
Guys, listen to how many bells
of Hey, what's going on?

1147
01:43:18.279 --> 01:43:25.800
Guys? Going on? Guy?
KT? Uh? How shoot you in

1148
01:43:25.920 --> 01:43:33.800
text and iron things out? And
I didn't sheet cheat shoot your text and

1149
01:43:34.000 --> 01:43:40.760
iron things out? Guy, he
didn't even take the straw out of his

1150
01:43:40.880 --> 01:43:45.800
mouth. That's amazing talk some pop
culture or something. I don't know what's

1151
01:43:45.880 --> 01:43:55.760
going on, guys. I love
KT chunter, I love KT forever,

1152
01:43:55.880 --> 01:43:59.560
But for some reason the last couple
of months, it's his voice echoing in

1153
01:43:59.640 --> 01:44:02.439
my ear. Most anything he says
just cracks me up. And you don't

1154
01:44:02.479 --> 01:44:10.159
help with the end of your when
it comes to bisks and chowders, Okay,

1155
01:44:12.279 --> 01:44:16.239
thank you that thing that think we
play at the end of our show.

1156
01:44:17.000 --> 01:44:20.239
And as he's saying it, I
picture him just kind of staring at

1157
01:44:20.279 --> 01:44:24.920
his hands a little bit, and
as quick on this world, so enjoy

1158
01:44:25.000 --> 01:44:29.560
you every minute while you have it. The sign off sounds like Kat is

1159
01:44:30.119 --> 01:44:35.000
on his deathbed and that's those are
his last words, has the morphine dripping

1160
01:44:40.000 --> 01:44:45.640
like he's trying to He's trying to
drop the most poignant last words, but

1161
01:44:45.720 --> 01:44:48.960
it just doesn't go right because the
quick on this world, So enjoy every

1162
01:44:49.000 --> 01:44:54.600
minute. He's doing that. The
dirty dabber is at the footiest bed,

1163
01:44:54.720 --> 01:44:58.279
texting the tennis mom, not looking
at him as he's saying that. Okay,

1164
01:44:58.720 --> 01:45:03.640
then he said, miss, they
enjoy your every your every minute while

1165
01:45:03.680 --> 01:45:06.840
you have out. Let's hear it
again. They changed things out as quick

1166
01:45:06.880 --> 01:45:11.760
on this world, So enjoy you
every minute while you have it. It's

1167
01:45:11.840 --> 01:45:17.319
kind of perfect. It's amazing.
Wow, damn did you forget to wear

1168
01:45:17.359 --> 01:45:21.520
your cup to work that day?
Oh? My god? Most days?

1169
01:45:23.640 --> 01:45:26.680
And then the whole time while that's
going on, I'm hearing y'all talk about

1170
01:45:26.680 --> 01:45:28.600
me and I'm like, God,
why is everyone's so obsessed with me?

1171
01:45:30.880 --> 01:45:41.239
Number Twell, I've labeled this lawn
chair Friday. It's basically a collage four

1172
01:45:41.279 --> 01:45:45.560
minutes, but it is the day
that our listeners really took over the lawn

1173
01:45:45.640 --> 01:45:50.640
and then across the street up in
wood and built an inflatable and put y'all's

1174
01:45:50.680 --> 01:45:57.039
faces on it and called it Dingo's
World. The store known as Costume World,

1175
01:45:57.079 --> 01:46:00.359
which is now defunct, left them
just kind of sit there and get

1176
01:46:00.399 --> 01:46:04.880
a bounce house and turn it into
Dingu's World. It's a dinosaur themed bounce

1177
01:46:04.960 --> 01:46:10.079
house that said Dinoh World and they
changed it to Dingu's World. Just incredible

1178
01:46:10.119 --> 01:46:13.600
work by our listeners. And here's
us reacting to it kind of all throughout

1179
01:46:13.960 --> 01:46:17.520
the day on the station. And
it is officially a lawn chair Friday.

1180
01:46:17.680 --> 01:46:20.359
Wow at ninety seven. Freak,
Yeah, we got one out there.

1181
01:46:20.520 --> 01:46:24.720
We got a lawnchair in the lawn. Right outside the studio, there's a

1182
01:46:25.079 --> 01:46:29.520
there's a lawn chair folded out with
some sort of yetti cup next to it,

1183
01:46:30.079 --> 01:46:31.800
but no one's in it. It's
probably a chair belonging to the guy

1184
01:46:31.840 --> 01:46:35.920
who's also setting up a table across
the street. At Costume World. So

1185
01:46:36.399 --> 01:46:42.319
we got we got things brewing in
the parking lot or in the field.

1186
01:46:42.800 --> 01:46:48.720
Interesting. Interesting, lawn chair is
gone, but there's action. Across the

1187
01:46:48.800 --> 01:46:54.640
street is a store called Costume World, and there appears to be a table

1188
01:46:54.760 --> 01:46:58.159
set up and Jeff, what are
you seeing there in the parking lot of

1189
01:46:58.239 --> 01:47:01.640
Costume World. So we have a
table set up that says Glenn's Bagels and

1190
01:47:01.840 --> 01:47:09.840
more. And we appear to have
at least four inflatables being rolled off a

1191
01:47:10.000 --> 01:47:14.680
trailer that are about to I guess, be inflated over here here on the

1192
01:47:14.760 --> 01:47:17.159
freak. This is gonna be a
whole ass carnival. I have an update

1193
01:47:17.199 --> 01:47:21.840
on what the inflatable is. So
it's got trees at the corners, and

1194
01:47:23.239 --> 01:47:28.199
it looks like it's probably called Dino
World, but they have taped over the

1195
01:47:28.399 --> 01:47:35.319
oh and made it Dingo World.
We have a development. We have a

1196
01:47:35.399 --> 01:47:41.159
development marching out at Cossume. They
all came out of Costume World. Look

1197
01:47:41.199 --> 01:47:45.319
at that and they Oh my god, they all have boody costumes on group.

1198
01:47:45.399 --> 01:47:50.760
Seriously, get in here. This
is the nuttiest ass I've ever seen.

1199
01:47:51.079 --> 01:47:54.560
Oh my god, it's amazing.
Look at all the buddy wait,

1200
01:47:54.600 --> 01:47:58.640
they're about to cross inwood What is
happening? No? Wait, look what

1201
01:47:58.840 --> 01:48:02.439
is that over there? Oh my
gosh, what is that thing? Is

1202
01:48:02.479 --> 01:48:06.000
that like an alien? I just
see a bright green This is the dumbest

1203
01:48:06.079 --> 01:48:11.279
crap I have ever seen in my
life. He got an astronaut costume with

1204
01:48:11.319 --> 01:48:15.079
an alien head. I didn't think
I could love them more And here we

1205
01:48:15.279 --> 01:48:23.680
go. This is insanity. I'm
so happy right now. Oh man,

1206
01:48:25.399 --> 01:48:30.119
my testicle's hurt. Stop what because
I was laughing so hard? Do you

1207
01:48:30.159 --> 01:48:33.159
know how hard it has been to
sit here and watch that guy chip over

1208
01:48:33.199 --> 01:48:36.039
there by Dean Good World, And
I want to go over there and there,

1209
01:48:36.079 --> 01:48:38.920
go down there, go golf down
there. Give us a call from

1210
01:48:38.920 --> 01:48:41.000
down there, tell us what's going
on down there? Yeah? Yeah,

1211
01:48:42.000 --> 01:48:46.399
down there. Oh I think he's
slowing down. He's slowing down a little

1212
01:48:46.399 --> 01:48:50.479
bit. Okay, yeah, he's
slowing down. Their skin Now he's speeding

1213
01:48:50.560 --> 01:48:56.239
up. Okay, skin is speeding
up. Dude, What a unique opportunity

1214
01:48:56.560 --> 01:48:59.880
to actually chip a shot over inwood
Road? How many times do you get

1215
01:49:00.000 --> 01:49:03.159
a chance to do that? Ever? So I lined up and I called

1216
01:49:03.239 --> 01:49:06.680
my shot, and yes, I
shipped it across Inwood Road. And I

1217
01:49:06.840 --> 01:49:11.359
nailed the power line just like I
called. I would probably the greatest golf

1218
01:49:11.399 --> 01:49:15.560
shot of my career. We didn't
I get in trouble. Giant FedEx e

1219
01:49:15.880 --> 01:49:30.520
wheel. What's up game? He
brought a Giant FedEx truck. He's just

1220
01:49:30.760 --> 01:49:36.720
running over cars in the parking lot. Katie, can you give us an

1221
01:49:36.760 --> 01:49:41.760
up day? What's happening down there? So in the other uh side of

1222
01:49:41.800 --> 01:49:45.119
the parking lot of Costume World,
we got another truck that's pulled up and

1223
01:49:45.439 --> 01:49:48.600
is now giving a lift Kate ride, the third Listkate ride of the day.

1224
01:49:49.119 --> 01:49:54.319
It is on the stage with them. Yeah, going up, He's

1225
01:49:54.800 --> 01:49:59.239
going up. There they go.
They're up four feet and they're going back

1226
01:49:59.319 --> 01:50:02.880
down. It was right, y'all. Realize y'all's heads are on here on

1227
01:50:03.079 --> 01:50:09.159
Dinger World, y'all. No,
I didn't know that. For someone pointed

1228
01:50:09.239 --> 01:50:14.720
out the heads of Danny Reiner,
Julie and Ben Rogers based off of the

1229
01:50:14.960 --> 01:50:26.119
Committez graphic. I mean the buddy
on there, My Criner has showed up

1230
01:50:26.119 --> 01:50:32.199
at the back. Oh my god, how did that happened? That is

1231
01:50:32.279 --> 01:50:40.439
getting so weird. I just can't
explain how. I don't know why.

1232
01:50:40.680 --> 01:50:45.279
But that's like the best steroid shot
ever, looking out the window and seeing

1233
01:50:45.319 --> 01:50:50.239
people out there doing sometimes nothing or
odd activities. You know, one guy

1234
01:50:50.359 --> 01:50:54.920
just like having to work of my
short games. It was chipping ye quote

1235
01:50:55.000 --> 01:51:02.520
unquote whiffle balls. Absolutely where did
he really did hit it across in wood

1236
01:51:03.520 --> 01:51:08.720
and dogs it off the post on
his first shot and he's a terrible golfer.

1237
01:51:09.640 --> 01:51:14.560
It was so funny carry just started
that he did right? Yeah?

1238
01:51:15.920 --> 01:51:20.000
So was it I think it was
a memorabilia giveaway? Yeah, because I

1239
01:51:20.000 --> 01:51:24.119
would bring the mystery jersey, That's
what it was. I mean, I

1240
01:51:24.199 --> 01:51:28.159
had that idea before we started.
It was like, well's buy each other

1241
01:51:28.239 --> 01:51:30.600
random presents and if you don't want
them, we'll all just auto and the

1242
01:51:30.600 --> 01:51:34.199
autograph's a joke, you know,
we'll all autograph it and throw it out

1243
01:51:34.239 --> 01:51:36.680
in the grass and anyone else who
wants we can just come pick it up.

1244
01:51:36.760 --> 01:51:40.039
So he did it with those mystery
jerseys, a couple of them,

1245
01:51:40.560 --> 01:51:43.399
and there were people like immediately down
there. I guess that's what maybe drew

1246
01:51:43.439 --> 01:51:46.079
any attention to the lawn. At
first, it was just the grass where

1247
01:51:46.119 --> 01:51:49.760
we'd throw these dumb prizes out and
let anyone driving by pick them up.

1248
01:51:49.880 --> 01:51:54.560
And then I think Carrie made like
texted us or emailed us the bold claim

1249
01:51:54.600 --> 01:51:56.640
that he was going to set up
a lawn chair and just sit out there

1250
01:51:56.680 --> 01:51:59.680
and listen to our show, right, and he actually did it. Yeah,

1251
01:52:00.039 --> 01:52:02.359
And the first one it was just
him, yeah, by himself with

1252
01:52:02.680 --> 01:52:09.199
a yetti cup full of water or
whatever he's drinking. Bro Siggs and I

1253
01:52:09.319 --> 01:52:13.000
think, uh, I think Mike
and Grapevine was I think the second one

1254
01:52:13.039 --> 01:52:16.039
to get on board, yep.
And if I'm if I'm wrong, Jordan

1255
01:52:16.079 --> 01:52:19.439
I think was another guy who came
in and kind of helped kind of the

1256
01:52:19.560 --> 01:52:23.800
regulars. And then it kind of
got bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger.

1257
01:52:23.840 --> 01:52:26.640
And I'm sorry if I've left anyone
out, but it just kept getting

1258
01:52:26.880 --> 01:52:30.199
and then we had the day where
we got in trouble where a bounce house

1259
01:52:30.359 --> 01:52:34.560
was ordered on this side of the
lawn, which technically would be our property,

1260
01:52:35.640 --> 01:52:40.840
and it was ordered to shut it
down. But we were online looking

1261
01:52:40.920 --> 01:52:45.479
up like city ordinances of who owns
that land because it's power lines, like

1262
01:52:45.560 --> 01:52:48.920
the city owns it, so we
were pretty sure that anyone could kind of

1263
01:52:49.000 --> 01:52:53.359
just but it was our building management
that was pitching a bitch about it,

1264
01:52:53.439 --> 01:52:56.319
so we did them all, yeah, exactly, we're not looking at anyone

1265
01:52:56.359 --> 01:52:58.319
off. They were kind of cool
because they were just like de played it.

1266
01:52:58.399 --> 01:53:00.960
Take it down. So we took
it down. They took it down.

1267
01:53:00.239 --> 01:53:03.920
But I think the next day what
caused another stirs. Chris was like,

1268
01:53:05.319 --> 01:53:08.760
guys, like, you know what, I'll pay a lown crew to

1269
01:53:08.840 --> 01:53:11.840
come mow the lawn out there for
him. It's like, well, well

1270
01:53:11.920 --> 01:53:15.640
they got people to take care of
that already, and that just drew more

1271
01:53:15.680 --> 01:53:18.279
attention to it. And then they
reached out on their own to Costume World,

1272
01:53:18.319 --> 01:53:21.760
and Costume World's like, yeah,
sure, set up have a day.

1273
01:53:23.479 --> 01:53:25.439
I mean, it was awesome.
We all went in there and they

1274
01:53:25.479 --> 01:53:28.199
went and bought Costume World. And
I'm telling you, you guys were not

1275
01:53:28.279 --> 01:53:33.920
here for this. I was as
they are running across the streets and like

1276
01:53:34.159 --> 01:53:39.560
eight have bunny heads and a couple
of them have alien heads on, and

1277
01:53:39.640 --> 01:53:43.439
they're just coming over to wave at
us from up here. I don't know

1278
01:53:43.600 --> 01:53:46.319
why that was a version of cocaine
to help just get you through the day,

1279
01:53:46.439 --> 01:53:49.800
but it was. It was just
it's amazing. If you're a cop

1280
01:53:49.960 --> 01:53:55.640
driving down in you see a bunch
of people dressed up as rabbits running across

1281
01:53:55.720 --> 01:53:59.880
the street. You have questions,
are you obligated to stop for any reason?

1282
01:54:00.039 --> 01:54:04.199
Because I'm thinking this is some weird
bank robbery, like the Reagan masks

1283
01:54:04.279 --> 01:54:08.319
or something. President. Yeah,
total strange. I tried. I don't

1284
01:54:08.319 --> 01:54:10.560
know if it was Reiner. I
was trying to. I talked to Carrie

1285
01:54:10.840 --> 01:54:13.359
and I wanted all of them when
they had their like animal heads on,

1286
01:54:13.880 --> 01:54:15.640
They're all just mingling, you know, doing normal stuff. And then I

1287
01:54:15.680 --> 01:54:18.720
got them organized and I want them
all stand in like a single group,

1288
01:54:19.039 --> 01:54:24.960
motionless and just stare up at the
window with their bunny heads on. And

1289
01:54:25.000 --> 01:54:29.399
I'm like, that'll just be creepy. Yeah, exactly exactly what I was

1290
01:54:29.439 --> 01:54:31.560
going for. And they kind of
did it, but Carrie had his tilted

1291
01:54:31.640 --> 01:54:34.640
up while he was sposing to sing
underneath it. And well they had work

1292
01:54:34.680 --> 01:54:38.079
to do too, that's what they
always had an office space with them as

1293
01:54:38.119 --> 01:54:42.439
well. They're incredible. And then
then the the reviews of Costume World go

1294
01:54:43.239 --> 01:54:45.840
thing. We were driving that morning. I was telling her, Hey,

1295
01:54:45.920 --> 01:54:49.720
go to Yelp and just and Google
and just hammer a credit five store reviews

1296
01:54:49.760 --> 01:54:54.239
for costume World. It was going
out of business too in the costume world.

1297
01:54:55.119 --> 01:54:59.159
Uh manager building manager over there.
She came over and was talking to

1298
01:54:59.279 --> 01:55:03.119
us and she so it was like
that day. I just I was buzzing

1299
01:55:03.159 --> 01:55:05.800
over that for weeks. I mean, if you own a costume shop,

1300
01:55:05.880 --> 01:55:11.960
you're into cool fun bits, you
know, absolutely, Okay, Number eleven

1301
01:55:12.560 --> 01:55:15.800
last one will do today, well, ten through one tomorrow again. You

1302
01:55:15.880 --> 01:55:20.199
know, I don't know why everyone's
so obsessed with me. Kat jokestroke at

1303
01:55:20.239 --> 01:55:26.479
six o two am, one of
our comedians is leaving at eight o'clock.

1304
01:55:26.640 --> 01:55:30.239
Yes, I would say being forced
to leave by management. Yeah, for

1305
01:55:30.399 --> 01:55:34.479
charity. For management and charity,
the two things you hate the most.

1306
01:55:39.680 --> 01:55:45.920
All right, now we're rolling.
He needs one to get him cranked morning.

1307
01:55:45.960 --> 01:55:47.720
I know it was there somewhere clean
the pipes a little bit. Okay,

1308
01:55:47.800 --> 01:55:51.520
now we're rolling the two things you
hate the most. I don't know

1309
01:55:51.560 --> 01:55:55.920
why I thought that was funny in
my head. That's what sucks is telegraphing

1310
01:55:56.000 --> 01:55:59.000
what you think is funny. Ourdest
part about it, it's not the stroke.

1311
01:55:59.079 --> 01:56:00.640
Regular listeners all know this, and
I just want to reset it and

1312
01:56:00.720 --> 01:56:04.680
have anyone new hear that again because
that's a great audio example of what we

1313
01:56:04.800 --> 01:56:09.159
deal with. Kevin has is an
eclepsy, and part of that is when

1314
01:56:09.199 --> 01:56:15.720
he does it's excited, he has
a little episode where he flutters on,

1315
01:56:15.920 --> 01:56:19.760
losing consciousness for a fraction of a
second. Yeah, so he tells a

1316
01:56:19.800 --> 01:56:24.600
good joke. Sometimes when he knows
he's the joke's going to be great anticipation,

1317
01:56:25.159 --> 01:56:29.439
Like I can't get the joke,
he does like lower his head a

1318
01:56:29.479 --> 01:56:33.880
little bit, his eyes sort of
mostly closed and like gently blink and the

1319
01:56:33.920 --> 01:56:38.000
excitements too much for my brain.
Yes, it's a legiti medical thing.

1320
01:56:38.079 --> 01:56:41.960
It happens pretty much every day to
some degree, depending on how funny he

1321
01:56:42.159 --> 01:56:46.720
is. So I've noticed it happening
less and less lately. Yeah, I'm

1322
01:56:46.760 --> 01:56:53.319
worried about you, worried about us
if he's not stroking out. So we

1323
01:56:53.439 --> 01:56:56.119
called it the joke stroke. But
just listen very closely. You can tell

1324
01:56:56.239 --> 01:56:59.760
when he decides to make the joke
and how he can barely barely get it

1325
01:56:59.840 --> 01:57:04.279
out. Yeah, for charity.
For management and charity, the two things

1326
01:57:04.319 --> 01:57:14.439
you hate the most. All right
now, we're rolling want to get him

1327
01:57:14.479 --> 01:57:20.720
cranked. Mikey hates management and charity. Things you hate the most. Yeah,

1328
01:57:20.840 --> 01:57:25.439
well it's funny. We'll see if
any of my other strokes make the

1329
01:57:25.479 --> 01:57:34.399
top ten tomorrow at nine. Okay, once again, definitely worth waiting for

1330
01:57:34.560 --> 01:57:39.439
that. Okay, top ten clips
of the year. This is it,

1331
01:57:39.680 --> 01:57:44.359
dude. I put on a Google
form about over one hundred clips, just

1332
01:57:44.479 --> 01:57:48.680
labeled them carelessly and put them on
a Google form. Put the poll up.

1333
01:57:48.760 --> 01:57:51.239
Everyone can go voter on as many
as they wanted. Got a bunch

1334
01:57:51.279 --> 01:57:55.079
of votes from our listeners. I
tallied them last Sunday at noon, I

1335
01:57:55.159 --> 01:57:59.560
did the cutoff and tallied the votes, and every day this week we've done

1336
01:57:59.680 --> 01:58:01.760
about ten. So we did the
top fifty of the year, and we

1337
01:58:01.840 --> 01:58:05.640
are now to the final top ten
clips of the year. And the number

1338
01:58:05.680 --> 01:58:10.119
ten clip of the years voted on
our listeners involves the Old Downbeat, but

1339
01:58:10.199 --> 01:58:16.039
it's labeled Old Downbeat destroys KT about
bisks and chowders. Oh boy, this

1340
01:58:16.119 --> 01:58:19.840
one might hurt me. Just essentially
a promo for the Speakeasy. So here

1341
01:58:19.920 --> 01:58:24.880
you go. You holler at me
when it comes to bisks and chowders.

1342
01:58:25.279 --> 01:58:30.159
You know, Okay, mornings,
I love try and shout us eisode.

1343
01:58:30.159 --> 01:58:33.319
We're gonna holler at you. Let's
bring this down. When we are going

1344
01:58:33.359 --> 01:58:40.520
to order some, when we're when
when when we have a question about bisk,

1345
01:58:41.119 --> 01:58:51.279
when we have a craving, when
do we holler? So what does

1346
01:58:51.359 --> 01:58:55.600
he say at the very beginning,
Holler at me when it comes to bisks

1347
01:58:55.720 --> 01:58:59.880
and chowders, and holler at me
when it comes to bisks and chowders.

1348
01:59:00.960 --> 01:59:03.680
He says chout because then he gets
Boston with it. But it's not even

1349
01:59:03.720 --> 01:59:10.680
like chowder. It's just holler at
me when it comes to bisks and chowders

1350
01:59:11.000 --> 01:59:13.840
chowders. It's like he decided halfway
through the word he was gonna go Boston

1351
01:59:13.920 --> 01:59:17.960
with it. I just can't holler
at me. Then Julie immediately goes,

1352
01:59:18.039 --> 01:59:23.359
I'm sorry, but let's break this
down. Holler at me when it comes

1353
01:59:23.399 --> 01:59:30.399
to miss and the chowders, you
know, okay and shouders. So we're

1354
01:59:30.399 --> 01:59:33.399
gonna holler at you, let's bring
this down. Julie's ready to let it

1355
01:59:33.479 --> 01:59:39.279
go and just say okay, and
then Kat doubles down, so we're gonna

1356
01:59:39.319 --> 01:59:44.680
holler at you. Win. Like
the question comes to bisks and chowders,

1357
01:59:45.039 --> 01:59:49.159
Like when we're going to order some
holler at me, but only when it

1358
01:59:49.319 --> 01:59:55.920
comes right. If you're sitting at
home, you know, over the weekend,

1359
01:59:56.199 --> 02:00:00.520
and and you're like, man,
god, IM go for a nice

1360
02:00:00.720 --> 02:00:05.279
creamy New England soup, maybe one
with some clam in it. You know

1361
02:00:05.359 --> 02:00:09.399
what I need to call Kates.
I gotta holler at k holler at me

1362
02:00:09.800 --> 02:00:13.520
when it goes to misks and chowders. Hey, KT, I need some

1363
02:00:13.800 --> 02:00:16.520
bisks or chowder. What do you
got? Can holler at me when it

1364
02:00:16.600 --> 02:00:21.279
goes to misks and chowders. For
some reason, like a week now,

1365
02:00:21.479 --> 02:00:25.960
all I can think of is KTV
and the expert, which he's not not

1366
02:00:26.119 --> 02:00:30.600
really saying that, he's just saying
when he comes to that holler at me.

1367
02:00:30.800 --> 02:00:33.960
Then he admits I love trying chowders. Yeah, as if you're not,

1368
02:00:34.119 --> 02:00:38.199
you're clearly not positioning yourself as an
expert. No, because you still

1369
02:00:38.239 --> 02:00:41.159
haven't sampled all of them. You
like to continue to try chowders. So

1370
02:00:41.560 --> 02:00:45.840
my point is, you call KT
when you've got chowder or bisk on your

1371
02:00:45.920 --> 02:00:47.720
mind, right, but not if
you have questions. You get him on

1372
02:00:47.800 --> 02:00:53.520
the phone and you're like, hey
KT, this is Danny. I'm thinking

1373
02:00:53.560 --> 02:00:57.479
about bisks and chowders. Where do
we go from here? Yeah, what's

1374
02:00:57.520 --> 02:01:00.640
my next move? Yeah we should
holler at KT about discs and chowders this

1375
02:01:00.760 --> 02:01:06.119
weekend. And now every listener wow, every time they come across the holl

1376
02:01:06.159 --> 02:01:10.760
are you. Yeah, let's get
tagged everything. Well, once a week

1377
02:01:10.800 --> 02:01:13.720
I get tagged in some chowder.
I kept tagged in one this morning.

1378
02:01:13.800 --> 02:01:16.119
Yeah, there's a photo of a
bowl of chowder. And yeah, just

1379
02:01:16.239 --> 02:01:21.000
basically says I'm hollering. It's like
I went to Seattle and had some chowders

1380
02:01:21.039 --> 02:01:24.680
and then came back and I was
you're right, Mike's right. I was

1381
02:01:24.720 --> 02:01:29.560
not framing myself as an expert on
No. It's fascinating. Why the hell

1382
02:01:29.600 --> 02:01:31.720
you would ever say that? It
sounds so funny when he's saying it and

1383
02:01:31.760 --> 02:01:38.800
there's like Motley Crew playing behind him. Yeah, they were still airing promo

1384
02:01:38.960 --> 02:01:42.399
beds from the Eagle days. I
guess everything had a hard rock edge do

1385
02:01:42.520 --> 02:01:45.439
it. And I still think Julie's
okay, it's like one of the most

1386
02:01:45.479 --> 02:01:51.079
perfectly delivered okays. It says so
much okay that made it. I mean

1387
02:01:51.119 --> 02:01:56.720
that that discussion happened in twenty twenty
two. But y'all talking about it happened

1388
02:01:56.720 --> 02:02:00.640
in twenty twenty three. Okay,
number ten, Number ten, Number nine,

1389
02:02:00.520 --> 02:02:04.159
Julie Dobbs, back at it here. This one's called well, I

1390
02:02:04.359 --> 02:02:11.880
won't have to tell you I could
take our ass to the lounge ready for

1391
02:02:11.960 --> 02:02:18.159
a stiffy What like a stiff drink
in the sunset? I hate that the

1392
02:02:18.279 --> 02:02:24.199
music was playing. Come on,
y'all, a stiff drink in the sunset

1393
02:02:24.279 --> 02:02:27.199
lounge. It's a big day.
No one's ever called a drink that,

1394
02:02:27.479 --> 02:02:33.439
yes they have once I tried the
d It worked for me, Papa,

1395
02:02:41.439 --> 02:02:45.319
Even if you tried to be innocent, grooves as three drops incriminating you pile

1396
02:02:45.439 --> 02:02:53.359
on the evidence. I'm assuming that
was a performance by everyone else on the

1397
02:02:53.399 --> 02:02:57.319
show. They've heard a stiff A
stiff drink of course, of course.

1398
02:02:59.039 --> 02:03:04.880
So there's number nine. Number eight. First listeners voted on Danny had a

1399
02:03:04.920 --> 02:03:10.319
wild prediction when the Cowboys played the
forty nine ers. It led to me

1400
02:03:10.439 --> 02:03:15.319
having a stroke. So here it
is number eight. Number three. Denise

1401
02:03:16.000 --> 02:03:21.920
de Bartolo, York will be caught
on camera in the owner's box eating one

1402
02:03:23.479 --> 02:03:29.199
of the following three food items,
an ice cream cone, a wing or

1403
02:03:29.439 --> 02:03:32.560
cheese. It's right out of the
damn box. What is her title?

1404
02:03:33.359 --> 02:03:36.880
She's a co owner, Eddie de
Bartolo's daughter. Yep, boy, she

1405
02:03:38.000 --> 02:03:43.840
does look like she would take in
some stadium food. What do you mean,

1406
02:03:44.319 --> 02:03:53.720
because we all would? What a
saved? Kudos to you, Dallas,

1407
02:03:53.760 --> 02:03:56.319
Observer host of the year. But
that's the funniest thing it's been said

1408
02:03:56.359 --> 02:04:00.680
all week. Mi goes, oh, because he's tea it up. We

1409
02:04:01.000 --> 02:04:08.279
all would, because we all would
think the best it is the best saved.

1410
02:04:08.760 --> 02:04:12.439
Yes, oh boy, she looks
like she would love some of those

1411
02:04:12.560 --> 02:04:18.039
stadium foods. It's just oh,
okay, why why? That's why.

1412
02:04:18.319 --> 02:04:21.039
Part of the reason I had a
stroke there is because you said, when

1413
02:04:21.079 --> 02:04:27.239
I realized I gotta get myself out
of this pickle, I need it again.

1414
02:04:28.359 --> 02:04:31.119
She's a co owner, Eddie de
Bartilo's daughter. Boy, she does

1415
02:04:31.199 --> 02:04:36.840
look like she would take in some
stadium food. What do you mean,

1416
02:04:38.279 --> 02:04:46.760
because we all would? What a
save? Kudos to you, Dallas.

1417
02:04:48.159 --> 02:04:50.520
We really would, though, we
all what is it when we go to

1418
02:04:50.600 --> 02:04:54.840
a game, sometimes you just eat
more than we should. Yeah, I

1419
02:04:55.039 --> 02:04:59.560
don't like try to kill ever really
crave stadium food. But it's like you

1420
02:04:59.600 --> 02:05:02.119
get her some of the game.
Screw it. You know, if you

1421
02:05:02.199 --> 02:05:05.600
were in a Sweet like I was
the other night, geese some damage,

1422
02:05:05.680 --> 02:05:09.720
like why whine? I have to
eat everything that's in here? Because we

1423
02:05:09.840 --> 02:05:13.079
does? We all would. What
was on the menu at the Sweet chicken

1424
02:05:13.159 --> 02:05:20.680
fingers they had no, they had
some West End fahitas, and they had

1425
02:05:20.880 --> 02:05:25.279
a little brisket sandwich sliders, A
little sliders. Nice, that's pretty good.

1426
02:05:25.479 --> 02:05:30.920
Loaded up the wedge salad. Incredible
wedge. Yeah, I don't know,

1427
02:05:30.119 --> 02:05:33.600
you like a good wedge. It's
a spare, solid real. They

1428
02:05:33.680 --> 02:05:36.880
just cut of had an iceberg in
half and throw it on a plate.

1429
02:05:38.000 --> 02:05:40.880
Yeah, well they wedge it blats
some blue cheese on there or whatever.

1430
02:05:41.039 --> 02:05:45.359
But if you have crunchy bacon in
that old cheese, we all would,

1431
02:05:46.439 --> 02:05:51.840
because we all would. It wasn't
that she was like a huge woman,

1432
02:05:51.960 --> 02:05:57.359
though she had a huge mouth.
That's what I kept going to she did.

1433
02:05:57.439 --> 02:06:00.079
She had a big mouth. Number
seven be good for the Air,

1434
02:06:00.319 --> 02:06:06.840
Voted on by our listeners Jeff Cavanaugh
of The Speakeasy two to six versus Emily

1435
02:06:06.960 --> 02:06:12.680
Jones. You're you know and we
failed by not replaying this. This maybe

1436
02:06:12.680 --> 02:06:16.159
the first, we should have replayed
this. This is insane. Your your

1437
02:06:16.319 --> 02:06:20.880
job is to be not a moron
every day, but are you able to

1438
02:06:20.920 --> 02:06:26.039
do it? No? No,
I'm not okay, so stop, But

1439
02:06:26.239 --> 02:06:29.960
I can be a checked ive.
We don't have to pretend everyone was perfect

1440
02:06:29.960 --> 02:06:34.159
because we won this whole time.
Can we even make it to the playoffs?

1441
02:06:34.199 --> 02:06:36.239
Oh gosh, now we made it
to the playoff. Emily, we

1442
02:06:36.359 --> 02:06:41.159
have the worst bullpen to ever make
the MLB playoffs. It's a valid point.

1443
02:06:41.560 --> 02:06:45.760
No team with their success rate has
ever had a winning record ever.

1444
02:06:46.760 --> 02:06:56.319
Ever, you're still shut up.
Yes, I am observing sports. I

1445
02:06:56.520 --> 02:07:01.119
get it. Yes, yes,
No, I not. We're in the

1446
02:07:01.159 --> 02:07:04.880
World Series and you came on and
attacked me for literally no reason. No

1447
02:07:05.520 --> 02:07:15.560
because in the playoffs at it?
Wow? Yeah, I never heard that.

1448
02:07:15.800 --> 02:07:19.039
I saw it blow up, you
know, Twitter everything, But I've

1449
02:07:19.119 --> 02:07:21.319
not heard of these. I don't
like hearing it, and I don't like

1450
02:07:21.680 --> 02:07:28.279
seeing my friends fight now and they
both feel so bad about it. Do

1451
02:07:28.359 --> 02:07:30.840
they love each other? Absolutely?
I thought so good. Sports fight is

1452
02:07:30.920 --> 02:07:34.680
fun. It is sports fight is
a good time. I like how she

1453
02:07:35.279 --> 02:07:40.800
asked, got dumped and just kept
powering through because you know, normally when

1454
02:07:40.800 --> 02:07:44.079
you get asked that's a reset moment, or when you get dumped, it's

1455
02:07:44.119 --> 02:07:47.119
like we laugh about it. And
then whatever didn't even stop her down didn't

1456
02:07:47.119 --> 02:07:50.760
stop anything. It's worked up calling
for the dumb and you know what,

1457
02:07:51.199 --> 02:07:55.359
I think both of them are kind
of right too. Yeah, I was

1458
02:07:55.439 --> 02:07:58.479
thinking that too. We're like,
yes, we are the World Series.

1459
02:07:58.720 --> 02:08:03.640
Yes, the bullpit has been trash, Like those are things we could acknowledge,

1460
02:08:03.199 --> 02:08:05.159
and that's kind that. It was
a bit of a miracle that in

1461
02:08:05.199 --> 02:08:11.000
September and October the bullpen didn't get
it together. They're so good, so

1462
02:08:11.159 --> 02:08:16.880
many sweats, so many are oldest
Chapman first batter walks of an inning and

1463
02:08:16.000 --> 02:08:20.159
then and then fairly smooth sailing.
Yeah. I like Boach. You said

1464
02:08:20.159 --> 02:08:22.039
that like three cours away through the
year, and it kind of slapped me

1465
02:08:22.119 --> 02:08:24.600
into place. It's like, well, it's a baseball team. Not every

1466
02:08:26.000 --> 02:08:28.560
aspect is going to be perfect.
And it's like, yeah, you're right.

1467
02:08:28.640 --> 02:08:31.359
As long as you're good at most
things, you can't be You can't

1468
02:08:31.359 --> 02:08:35.199
be an A plus or an A
even at everything. It's just not possible.

1469
02:08:35.279 --> 02:08:37.960
Yeah, we he sort of acknowledge, Yeah, we have a d

1470
02:08:39.880 --> 02:08:43.319
maybe worse bullpen. And it's weird
that as wobbly as a Chapman was,

1471
02:08:45.079 --> 02:08:48.720
and I guess is you know,
good as the clerk was in the clinching

1472
02:08:48.800 --> 02:08:54.319
game. You didn't even clerk didn't
even pitch little clerk and chapmansores all had

1473
02:08:56.119 --> 02:08:58.920
periods of the year where you went, you can't put them in a game

1474
02:08:58.640 --> 02:09:05.159
like the parts of the season.
But that was the core of the late

1475
02:09:05.279 --> 02:09:07.119
game, you know, plan for
the Rangers, and it was great in

1476
02:09:07.159 --> 02:09:11.279
the playoffs, amazing. Emily was
right, and I think Jeff was too.

1477
02:09:11.760 --> 02:09:15.520
I think everyone was right sort of. Her point was just shot up

1478
02:09:15.520 --> 02:09:18.880
about the one bad thing from the
regular season, like you're in the FN

1479
02:09:18.920 --> 02:09:22.159
World Series. Yeah, And I
don't know if his point was still but

1480
02:09:22.680 --> 02:09:26.479
it's shocking that they're in the World
Series because they had this colossally bad bullpen.

1481
02:09:28.079 --> 02:09:31.760
So I guess both sure accurate,
but that's juicy. I was very

1482
02:09:31.840 --> 02:09:37.039
juicy. She told him to shut
up, like twelve tons shot up amazing,

1483
02:09:37.800 --> 02:09:39.640
and he was talking so loud over
it he couldn't hear her say shut

1484
02:09:39.720 --> 02:09:43.039
up. He heard it, good, he heard it, and now we're

1485
02:09:43.039 --> 02:09:48.840
all best friends. Number six Mixtroyd
came in one day and said, you

1486
02:09:48.880 --> 02:09:52.000
know what, guys, I'm gonna
face my fears. I'm gonna take a

1487
02:09:52.039 --> 02:09:58.279
hot air balloon ride. That's right. And iHeart got their national official national

1488
02:09:58.399 --> 02:10:00.840
hot air balloon and put up.
I couldn't leave us on the roof.

1489
02:10:00.960 --> 02:10:05.840
I think it's how we promoted jingle
ball. You know it's my biggest fear.

1490
02:10:05.960 --> 02:10:07.680
And I went up. Yeah,
So here is Mike s Roy's hot

1491
02:10:07.720 --> 02:10:11.720
air balloon right across the Metroplex from
on the departure point on top of the

1492
02:10:11.760 --> 02:10:18.159
iHeartRadio Building. Mikey Siroy has made
his way up onto the roof to jump

1493
02:10:18.199 --> 02:10:22.920
into the basket of the iHeart Radio
hot air balloon. Hello, can you

1494
02:10:22.000 --> 02:10:26.439
hear me? This thing's big.
I'm already a little terrified, but I'm

1495
02:10:26.479 --> 02:10:28.520
on the roof of the iHeart Building. Pilot's here, I'm ready to go.

1496
02:10:28.880 --> 02:10:31.319
They did give me a bottle of
champagne. I want to christen the

1497
02:10:33.000 --> 02:10:39.479
the iHeart Switcher ward of the wind
and I'm up like twenty foam kay Kevin.

1498
02:10:39.600 --> 02:10:43.319
Kevin drew a giant penis on the
roof of our building. If you

1499
02:10:43.560 --> 02:10:46.720
are an idiot, I thought you
go with a T T. Boys,

1500
02:10:46.920 --> 02:10:50.439
what with that curve that appeared to
be a Jacati. If I'm not mistaken,

1501
02:10:50.680 --> 02:10:52.840
all right, we're going up.
I need to carry in a lawn.

1502
02:10:52.960 --> 02:10:54.800
It's just an orange spec Man.
We're getting high ptty quick. There's

1503
02:10:54.800 --> 02:10:58.039
a little traffic on the tollway.
The little fender bender over there, and

1504
02:10:58.159 --> 02:11:03.520
that's a business vehicle. He won
four to three. Yeah, Raiko and

1505
02:11:03.600 --> 02:11:07.039
Frankel, they hurried me. They
give me a thumbs up. Over there,

1506
02:11:07.039 --> 02:11:09.920
he's in a phone chimberket. He's
gonna get compensated. Hey, I

1507
02:11:09.000 --> 02:11:13.159
see Zach RPD. He's on his
motorcycle. He got a hot chick on

1508
02:11:13.239 --> 02:11:16.600
the back. He looks like he's
both speeding and talking at over one hundred

1509
02:11:16.640 --> 02:11:20.439
miles an hour cruising. All right, people are waving. Hey, Trever

1510
02:11:20.520 --> 02:11:24.359
Shawn parked a bunch of cars back
to the parking spot. My having up.

1511
02:11:24.199 --> 02:11:31.159
Uh the American Airlines Center, now, yeah, there you go.

1512
02:11:31.239 --> 02:11:35.239
There's the AAC. That roof is
dirty. The couple of holes in this

1513
02:11:35.359 --> 02:11:37.520
thing that explains all the leaks.
All right, Victory Plaza. Uh,

1514
02:11:37.720 --> 02:11:39.920
Danny, did you guys hear me? Danny there? Yeah, yeah,

1515
02:11:39.960 --> 02:11:43.960
yeah, yeah. Remember our old
building and we used to work out him

1516
02:11:43.039 --> 02:11:46.520
right over there, I do.
I see a big line of talented people

1517
02:11:46.640 --> 02:11:52.720
walking out of there. Look at
all of them. A bunch of nerd

1518
02:11:52.840 --> 02:11:56.399
lawyer is chasing them with fists full
of paper. Oh my god, I

1519
02:11:56.399 --> 02:11:58.640
don't know. Go down, Nicholas, Nicholas, go down. I want

1520
02:11:58.640 --> 02:12:01.600
to say hi to some old friends
yet, but I say go lower.

1521
02:12:13.439 --> 02:12:18.560
Oh my god, what's Mike?
Are you there? I don't know,

1522
02:12:26.319 --> 02:12:31.319
Mike? Did he just crash in
the American Airlines Center? So me and

1523
02:12:31.439 --> 02:12:37.039
you, now, hey, we
will. I'll do a frinkle spot while

1524
02:12:37.079 --> 02:12:43.560
we notify next to Ken Damn survived
it? How'd you make it out alive?

1525
02:12:45.159 --> 02:12:46.920
I see what you do is right
at the last second, you jump

1526
02:12:46.960 --> 02:12:52.319
as high as you can, and
I'll offset some of the terminal velocity that

1527
02:12:52.359 --> 02:12:56.560
you may have achieved. And I
just landed like ah, like the hull

1528
02:12:56.640 --> 02:13:01.600
clawing from outer space and a superhero
pose right next to the Dirk statue and

1529
02:13:01.760 --> 02:13:07.600
skin and survived and Skin said Jesus
Christ, Jesus, Oh, that's Somber

1530
02:13:07.600 --> 02:13:15.239
six number five. We got shut
out of opening day, so we created

1531
02:13:15.319 --> 02:13:20.000
thanks to Julie's idea, Opening May, and we went out and y'all killed

1532
02:13:20.000 --> 02:13:24.439
and y'all show at the ballpark and
first home game of May, and but

1533
02:13:24.640 --> 02:13:28.439
I want to hang out before and
I don't know if I got a bunch

1534
02:13:28.439 --> 02:13:31.319
of botes because I labeled it drunk
KT, but drunk KT at opening day,

1535
02:13:31.399 --> 02:13:37.520
calls Mike, Ryan or Mark as
I quickly arrived, had two Gin

1536
02:13:37.640 --> 02:13:41.000
and Tonics, and then it was
pretty much on all day long. Speaking's

1537
02:13:41.000 --> 02:13:43.239
anything you want to say to our
listeners before you head inside. Evan Carter

1538
02:13:43.560 --> 02:13:46.319
all right, look, I know
it's it's tough. Sometimes you want to

1539
02:13:46.359 --> 02:13:50.119
sleep in a little bit. We
could use you in the opening segment.

1540
02:13:50.159 --> 02:13:52.720
That's the big, hefty one that
we do. And I know you guys

1541
02:13:52.760 --> 02:13:54.520
get a little bit of a castrated
first segment. He doesn't talk for a

1542
02:13:54.560 --> 02:13:58.159
living. Our first segment goes up
twenty five minutes, Kevin talk, thank

1543
02:13:58.199 --> 02:14:01.079
you, And a lot of people
relate to me around here in this in

1544
02:14:01.199 --> 02:14:13.399
this these hillside smart have I been
drinking? Have I been drinking? As

1545
02:14:13.479 --> 02:14:16.000
I tryed to throw it to Ryan
or I called him Mark, Mark,

1546
02:14:16.279 --> 02:14:20.880
A lot of people relate to me
on these hillsides, Mark dumb quarter.

1547
02:14:22.319 --> 02:14:26.359
Our first segment goes up twenty five
minutes. Thank you, and a lot

1548
02:14:26.399 --> 02:14:28.119
of people relate to me around here, in this, in this, these

1549
02:14:28.199 --> 02:14:39.319
hillsides, Mart, have I been
drinking? I remember you're a disaster.

1550
02:14:39.520 --> 02:14:43.800
He'll relate to me on these and
I'll be having some gin and tonics and

1551
02:14:43.840 --> 02:14:46.600
getting loose this afternoon at Mike's Jimini
twin. Just so get ready for that.

1552
02:14:48.600 --> 02:14:52.600
Okay, number four Here, Ben
and Skin write love letters to each

1553
02:14:52.640 --> 02:14:54.520
other's wives. All right, get
ready, don't read mine yet. I'm

1554
02:14:54.520 --> 02:14:58.520
gonna read what Ben sent to my
wife that I'm now sending my wife.

1555
02:14:58.680 --> 02:15:01.520
Dear lover, It's National Love Letter
Day, and I know this is going

1556
02:15:01.600 --> 02:15:05.359
to seem strange, but I wanted
to send you a quick note to express

1557
02:15:05.439 --> 02:15:09.119
my feels quite candidly. You're my
love holster, and I am your ever

1558
02:15:09.239 --> 02:15:13.439
blasting, high powered love gun.
When I get home, I'm going to

1559
02:15:13.479 --> 02:15:16.880
catch Arnie giving you these love pumps. I know it's been real mediocre lately

1560
02:15:16.960 --> 02:15:22.079
in terms of my pants, but
that'll change tonight after I stretch love Jeff.

1561
02:15:24.960 --> 02:15:28.359
All right, all right, hear
Skins, my dearest and most electric

1562
02:15:28.520 --> 02:15:33.960
sexual partner. My lust for you
knows no bounds. I should probably prove

1563
02:15:35.079 --> 02:15:39.880
this. My lust for you knows
no bounds, and I love to make

1564
02:15:39.960 --> 02:15:48.840
it per all right, we get
ready to dump me? Ready to Yeah?

1565
02:15:48.840 --> 02:15:54.119
I think so. I'm very throbby
today and I want you to understand

1566
02:15:54.319 --> 02:16:01.520
that I'm very throbby today, and
I want you to understand this. Shall

1567
02:16:01.640 --> 02:16:09.079
we shall we play a game?
Let's love, Let's love on it and

1568
02:16:09.239 --> 02:16:13.720
live the life we always dreamt of
when we were young, before kids ruined

1569
02:16:13.720 --> 02:16:24.680
it all with love your big boy
thrust machine the bin. Did they actually

1570
02:16:24.760 --> 02:16:26.600
have to give those to their lives? Texted it to each other's wife?

1571
02:16:26.840 --> 02:16:31.520
And how are the responses? I
don't remember. Oh yeah, they wrote

1572
02:16:31.560 --> 02:16:35.399
those and had to text each other's
wives. Brilliant. You're listening to the

1573
02:16:35.479 --> 02:16:43.079
downbeat on ninety seven one the Freak. It's a fun ass week man.

1574
02:16:43.639 --> 02:16:50.280
Hell yeah, there's been fun times. Fun times were the disable I answer.

1575
02:16:56.559 --> 02:17:01.440
In a few minutes, I'll tell
you who won the TikTok Way Kevin

1576
02:17:01.479 --> 02:17:07.200
Hart tickets WinStar next Friday. Shutting
off your entries now though, right now?

1577
02:17:07.559 --> 02:17:11.520
Yes so the people who got up
in there good, but shutting them

1578
02:17:11.559 --> 02:17:16.360
off now. One ounce that ninety
five and then uh, this afternoon,

1579
02:17:16.360 --> 02:17:20.200
obviously we're having the gift drift at
Mike's, Jim and I twin with the

1580
02:17:20.440 --> 02:17:22.559
Speakeasy two to six. That'll get
going around four four thirty something like that.

1581
02:17:24.840 --> 02:17:28.360
So we have that. All right, We're gonna continue the clip of

1582
02:17:28.440 --> 02:17:35.040
the year countdown right, Yeah,
dude, final three. Great job on

1583
02:17:35.159 --> 02:17:37.719
this, man, Well, thank
you. I enjoyed doing it though,

1584
02:17:37.719 --> 02:17:41.440
you know, I know it's it's
fun to do it. I'm a pretty

1585
02:17:41.639 --> 02:17:50.479
OCD about having things organized and list
and saving stuff. A potential hoarder probably,

1586
02:17:52.200 --> 02:17:54.559
but I like doing this. I'm
not cutting our listeners vote on it,

1587
02:17:54.639 --> 02:17:58.959
even though it's just loosely labeled audio. Yeah whatever it clip's labeled and

1588
02:17:58.000 --> 02:18:01.319
then you like, you know,
they can't hear it before. One thing

1589
02:18:01.399 --> 02:18:07.360
that was highly memorable for people though, was the old downbeat, which is

1590
02:18:07.639 --> 02:18:09.959
no longer in tune with this because
we deal a lineup switch back on July

1591
02:18:11.079 --> 02:18:15.120
twenty fourth, but it was Mike
Siroy, Mike Reiner and then Groups and

1592
02:18:15.159 --> 02:18:20.280
then Danny was added at the end
of November and we had a big meeting

1593
02:18:20.479 --> 02:18:26.239
where they wanted us to say our
names more and Danny came back with an

1594
02:18:26.440 --> 02:18:31.040
iconic song that should never die even
though it's about a show that doesn't exist

1595
02:18:31.120 --> 02:18:54.600
anymore. Number three, Ryan's Mikey, Danny and Groobs Ryan Mike talking down

1596
02:18:54.719 --> 02:19:05.120
stuff and down bo with rhymes mike
Eth Danny Groots. There's a little guy

1597
02:19:05.399 --> 02:19:11.559
in a little room. He barts
in his sleep and he's not well groomed.

1598
02:19:11.879 --> 02:19:18.159
He's addicted to porn and wearing splitlocker
shoes. Allow me to introduce you

1599
02:19:18.319 --> 02:19:26.120
to groups rhymes my deep for Danny
groups talking about stuff in the afternoon.

1600
02:19:26.079 --> 02:19:33.760
Grabbed your phone and send the sidings
with rhymes. Mike Eath Danny Broots.

1601
02:19:33.040 --> 02:19:39.200
He's a failed musician. He looked
into this league. He's fifteen years old

1602
02:19:39.440 --> 02:19:43.239
and he just had a kid.
He rambles too much. His opinions are

1603
02:19:43.360 --> 02:19:50.639
lame. He showers once a week. And Danny's his name rhymes my pet

1604
02:19:50.079 --> 02:19:58.200
Danny groups talking about stuff in the
afternoon. Did he take her whip and

1605
02:19:58.440 --> 02:20:05.000
down some booze with ries Mikey Danny
broods the hills from Miami and he lives

1606
02:20:05.079 --> 02:20:09.319
at the park. He has to
blow in to him to start his car.

1607
02:20:09.600 --> 02:20:13.760
He loves the dolphins, the speedboats
and breaks some coke. Don't get

1608
02:20:13.840 --> 02:20:22.559
attached to bike because he'll probably just
crow lapping, Danny Groups talking bath stuff

1609
02:20:22.799 --> 02:20:31.920
in the afternoon. Australia has the
Kanger, got rides the Key, Danny

1610
02:20:31.239 --> 02:20:37.520
brews he's at that age where he
can die from the blue his content Physis

1611
02:20:37.760 --> 02:20:43.520
beer. After page forty two,
the dolphin craps his pants during the show

1612
02:20:43.719 --> 02:20:50.360
the Riders wearing a diapers So how
would we know pasting Rynes Mike, Danny

1613
02:20:50.639 --> 02:20:58.360
Grooves talking bath stuff in the afternoon, take her rip and downs and boos

1614
02:20:58.920 --> 02:21:24.440
with rides My yeah, we were
told so we were told to say our

1615
02:21:24.559 --> 02:21:28.000
names more. Yeah, so people
would know who they were listening to.

1616
02:21:28.520 --> 02:21:33.559
You made it easy. I tried, and I know that it's some people

1617
02:21:33.680 --> 02:21:37.399
in management that supported those ideas.
Not dude. That song was genius,

1618
02:21:37.440 --> 02:21:41.559
but I bet they were going,
mother, yeah, making a joke out

1619
02:21:41.719 --> 02:21:46.520
damn everything the first I love it. I still love it. It's nice

1620
02:21:46.559 --> 02:21:52.040
not to hear it every single day
because Danny started pulling the revolver out after

1621
02:21:52.159 --> 02:21:56.200
a couple of weeks to that.
But it's so cute and catchy. That's

1622
02:21:56.200 --> 02:21:58.040
the one where I was like,
Danny, we're starting at YouTube page,

1623
02:21:58.079 --> 02:22:01.079
You're writing kids songs and we're gonna
make a trillion dollar kids song. Right,

1624
02:22:01.120 --> 02:22:03.959
we're gonna make that song about the
zoo. Yes, and we're still

1625
02:22:05.000 --> 02:22:07.879
a rock duo. You and me. We're having fun at the zoo,

1626
02:22:09.120 --> 02:22:13.239
right with lions, tigers and Kinger. It's so easy, house, says

1627
02:22:13.399 --> 02:22:18.840
Moumo. Yeah whatever, get animals, smash hit, get cash to do

1628
02:22:18.920 --> 02:22:22.719
the video, and we just sit
back and avoid getting hit with one hundred

1629
02:22:22.760 --> 02:22:26.840
dollars bills. All we do is
sit back and refresh our bank direct deposit

1630
02:22:26.959 --> 02:22:31.040
statements, Sit on your millions,
wait and watch the ships come in.

1631
02:22:31.280 --> 02:22:37.920
It's it's it's great. We wipe
our butts with gold nuggets. Wait does

1632
02:22:37.000 --> 02:22:39.840
that work? It's excellent, dude, that's it. That was an ear

1633
02:22:39.879 --> 02:22:43.360
where I'm a lot of people struggled
with for a long time. Very very

1634
02:22:43.440 --> 02:22:48.239
good. Number three on the podium. Yes, yes, you got a

1635
02:22:48.280 --> 02:22:50.639
bronze. Pretty good. I did
a response song that was a fail.

1636
02:22:50.719 --> 02:22:52.799
This did not make the countdown,
clearly, that's what you heard at the

1637
02:22:52.879 --> 02:22:56.959
end. That was I forgot I
attached it to it. Uh, does

1638
02:22:56.200 --> 02:22:58.840
the same thing say the name things? I came in and please told me

1639
02:22:58.879 --> 02:23:09.159
you did it live? Not well
though, but it's it's terrible. It

1640
02:23:09.239 --> 02:23:20.479
doesn't take long. It's a short
Jeff, Katie Juliet gathered with Saunt together

1641
02:23:22.200 --> 02:23:31.760
about Jeff. Yeah, God,
it started out it sounded like an early

1642
02:23:31.879 --> 02:23:35.159
Tripping Daisy song. It was really
good. We're about to go on a

1643
02:23:35.239 --> 02:23:41.719
long journey. He plays a rooster. At seven, we'll gather and talk

1644
02:23:41.760 --> 02:23:46.200
about Jeff's uncircumcised winners. This is
like something out of Deep Ellen from ninety

1645
02:23:46.239 --> 02:23:48.600
one. Man, that was cool. That's a good idea or not.

1646
02:23:48.840 --> 02:23:52.760
But your show started at seven.
We did start at seven. Unbelievable.

1647
02:23:54.000 --> 02:24:00.879
Number two long and involves Christina Ray
from the Benskin Show. We're sticking at

1648
02:24:00.920 --> 02:24:03.959
dealing with the frustrations of working on
the Bit and Skin show here. Bracket

1649
02:24:05.079 --> 02:24:09.280
season. Always hated bracket season because
my brackets would get questioned, even though

1650
02:24:09.360 --> 02:24:13.719
I have created the proper, proper
formula to have a successful bracket every time.

1651
02:24:13.760 --> 02:24:16.680
But whatever, and I forgot what
the point of the bracket was.

1652
02:24:16.760 --> 02:24:20.280
But Christina got mad. Okay,
so you can just run it your guy

1653
02:24:20.399 --> 02:24:22.159
way. She said that to you, like, yeah, dumb man,

1654
02:24:22.360 --> 02:24:26.000
I'm able to keep up with a
bracket that I made. Okay, what's

1655
02:24:26.120 --> 02:24:30.559
next? Oh we're going? Are
we going? Back to the very beginning.

1656
02:24:30.639 --> 02:24:39.719
Now, Okay, I'd like to
apologize for attacking you, because bye,

1657
02:24:39.799 --> 02:24:46.120
guys, I'll see you. I'm
so pissed. No idea how much

1658
02:24:46.120 --> 02:24:58.760
I'm doing versus Foster the people.
Jesus what. Wow? And then a

1659
02:24:58.840 --> 02:25:07.600
real pleasant song comes. Wow.
I never see her upset, she never

1660
02:25:07.600 --> 02:25:09.760
gets mad. I always loved that
on the radio. She sounds like she's

1661
02:25:09.760 --> 02:25:15.079
smiling while she's talking. But yeah, you could hear there. She cried

1662
02:25:15.440 --> 02:25:18.920
really upset, like she'll she'll get
sad before she gets angry. Yeah,

1663
02:25:20.000 --> 02:25:22.680
probably, yeah, yeah, and
quiet a little bit. She'd had about

1664
02:25:22.799 --> 02:25:26.399
enough. And you know what,
I don't blame her. Can you imagine

1665
02:25:26.440 --> 02:25:37.000
having to work with those two bone
beaks every day? Gravy, No idea

1666
02:25:37.000 --> 02:25:48.319
how much I'm doing versus Foster than
people, Jesus Christ. Because here's the

1667
02:25:48.399 --> 02:25:52.719
thing about thin and Skin. They've
known each other since they were boys.

1668
02:25:52.520 --> 02:25:56.079
And as much as they will go
at each other and make fun of each

1669
02:25:56.120 --> 02:26:01.639
other and all that, when they
smell blood and there's chum in the water,

1670
02:26:01.920 --> 02:26:07.159
they will team up to bully and
eat the chum. To say,

1671
02:26:07.239 --> 02:26:11.559
what, maybe the stupidest answer I've
ever given, Green, Green, Green,

1672
02:26:11.520 --> 02:26:18.239
foster the people, and now anytime
you hear pumped up kicks, just

1673
02:26:18.319 --> 02:26:22.079
any type of foster the people,
which you're not referenced much anymore, but

1674
02:26:22.200 --> 02:26:26.520
I'll just go faster the people.
You kind of have that without a shredding

1675
02:26:26.600 --> 02:26:30.239
too. So I love you,
Christina. Good job. The best number

1676
02:26:30.280 --> 02:26:35.719
two of course, and now the
number one clip of the year countdown.

1677
02:26:37.600 --> 02:26:39.799
This one has been Uh, we've
been waiting on this all day. We've

1678
02:26:39.840 --> 02:26:50.040
been waiting so long that we have
this for it. I was like,

1679
02:26:50.360 --> 02:27:00.799
yeah, let's go go wait,
we waited for that number one. Julie

1680
02:27:00.840 --> 02:27:05.520
Dobbs, she Peter Pants. Well, thank you, Celsius energy. You

1681
02:27:05.680 --> 02:27:09.399
just added a letter and I don't
know what letter it was. What is

1682
02:27:09.440 --> 02:27:11.600
it, Celsius, Yeah, I
think you had an h So, yeah

1683
02:27:11.639 --> 02:27:16.799
I did because it's delicious and none
of us ever mispronounced words, so we

1684
02:27:16.920 --> 02:27:20.079
have to call you out on it. Well, I do mispronounced words,

1685
02:27:20.239 --> 02:27:26.239
yep, the only one on our
show, and I do, I promise

1686
02:27:26.719 --> 02:27:31.239
somewhere down the road. What was
that? That was when I was getting

1687
02:27:31.280 --> 02:27:35.079
down a bad place with trying to
make words, and I just made that

1688
02:27:35.280 --> 02:27:50.760
sound as a sis. Have to
do the next minute, that Julie legit

1689
02:27:50.799 --> 02:27:58.280
took her headphones off and has to
go to the bathroom leaving. Don't you

1690
02:27:58.360 --> 02:28:03.040
want to hear this, dude?
Okay, okay, the doors closed.

1691
02:28:03.719 --> 02:28:05.200
I think that means she probably went
a little bit. I think she said

1692
02:28:05.280 --> 02:28:09.360
she did. Okay, because unless
you're not leaving the room like you didn't

1693
02:28:09.360 --> 02:28:16.639
suddenly just have to go. She
had an accident, did incredible, as

1694
02:28:16.719 --> 02:28:20.040
Mike said yesterday, and he goes
he was guessing. Mike was like,

1695
02:28:20.799 --> 02:28:24.559
I bet Julie peen her pants are
number one. He's like, and as

1696
02:28:24.639 --> 02:28:28.879
it should be if anyone piece their
pants on the radio, locking in number

1697
02:28:28.959 --> 02:28:35.639
one, so like you could hide
the other What if you pooped your pants,

1698
02:28:37.559 --> 02:28:43.159
you could hide that, you know. Yeah, there's layers of protection,

1699
02:28:43.399 --> 02:28:46.879
maybe a little yeah, like a
little bit like, oh man,

1700
02:28:46.000 --> 02:28:50.840
that was more than I expected.
But a tinkle. You got to get

1701
02:28:50.840 --> 02:28:54.200
out. It's pending. Yeah,
you have to