It's the twenty twenty three ninety seven to one the Freak Clip of the Year
clip show count now, as voted on by our listeners. I put up
a Google form and laid out labeled, I mean, just half assed labeled
a bunch of audio clips from this year on ninety seven to one the Freak
and our listeners could get on there and go vote, vote, vote yep,
And after talling nearly seven billion votes, Wow, I've taken the top
fifty. And we're gonna do a little countdown all week long, all week
long at nine o'clock. Yeah, and we'll podcast these of course. But
you know, I think it's it's a lot of stuff in it. If
I've missed something, it happens, right, But it's kind of a good
look because here's the deal. This is the last ratings book year. All
right, We're gonna be here next week. It's over going anywhere anything.
We're kind of treating this like the last week of the year. And I
love year in summaries and making things seem bigger than they are. So no
other station cares about you after Wednesday, all right, they don't. So
if a station you like happens to be doing some big event for something on
Wednesday. It's cool. I've done it for a long time. But that's
the key, that's the ender, that's the signal that it's over. Yeah,
and if they care about you, they'd give you what you really wanted
all those years anyways, right, Yeah, So we start the countdown with
number fifty, and I've labeled this one exercising the dump button. I will
warn you this is a bit of a montage. There's actually more than one
clip. It's a bonus. This is all the times someone on our on
air staff cussed on the air and had to be dump Oh, number fifty.
Now, it was a little it was a couple of good old days
nineties cowboys references. When what's the number forty? The cowboys full about when
he got in there? You remember those days when you were a full back
moves. I remember that, like thirty years ago. Whoa dump cheese?
How does one get so comfortable that they just drop an F bomb? You're
a hose like, it's not like it's a guess I'm embarrassed. I meant
to say freaking. She's been humble bragging about her view from the peloton every
morning because it's like overlooking the ocean. Basically on the ocean. She made
any Baltimore trips this year, trips land. I really hope you give her
all of this, not that. Excuse me, you haven't got your margarita
yet. Geese, congrats. If you're straw, you got to hear with
me. I'm sorry. You have a technique to get more and exotic birds
to come to your bird feeder, because Mike's technique was to walk into his
backyard and yell at them. You can hear this audio. This is this
was Okay, stop here. You're not gonna be anywhere else. Are out
here? Don't get this scared the mom I mean, you can't say that
word. I am allowed. I think the station says you can say it
all. That's what you advertise time. Oh my god, our positioning statement
was you can say it all. I think you advertised that you can say
it all. My favorite Julie, excuse me, oh excuse me? Cover
oops you were chill boy on. Oh my god, I remember that like
thirty years ago. The board off. This is springing action. At least
they both said s too. Yeah with the news, because we don't know
whether these dump buttons work or if we're getting like a discount at Staples.
Yeah, exactly, all right, there's fifty so far, so good,
dude. Clip of the Year Clip show countdown, clip number forty nine.
Uh. Occasionally I will this is all voted on by the listeners. I
will spring into action and collect some questions and then prank a blogger like a
soundboard style prank. Come a drop interview. This is Los Angeles Angels blogger
Chuck taking questions from me, basically playing them off of a computer. Number
forty nine. You know, we have him for this season. We haven't
signed him to an extension yet, so there's going to be a lot of
media around that. Did you see my new Twitter pick? I did not
know. You have Joe Namaths and your phone? Yeah? Do you have
elon in your phone? Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Let's see.
You guys want to hear a one minute story, Let's hear it. You
know, it's funny. Before my parents split up when I was about ten,
Dad would load up the car and you guys would drive damn near halfway
across the country. We had relatives that were kind of all over the place,
and there was this one relative that I think lived out in West Texas,
like near Snyder, and they lived out in the country, and it
was one of those types of aunt and uncle situations. And we were out
there staying with him for a couple of days. And their house was in
the country, but it was positioned at the back of a drive in theater.
So you think of one fence of the drive in theater being along the
road or the highway, and they were kind of their house was back there,
so if you went outside, you could kind of see the screen.
You won't be able to hear anything that you could kind of see the screen.
I remember one night. I remember walking out out in front of the
house. It was right after dusk, I guess, and my dad was
standing out in the in their in their backyard, and he had binoculars.
He's standing out there with these white binoculars up to his face so he can
see the screen, and I go, what movie are they showing? And
he takes his binoculars off, and he looks at me and he goes,
I have no idea, but Linda Carter's in it. She ain't got a
stitch of clothes on. Oh my gosh, how do you feel about the
Texas Rangers. I think you guys are going to be a team to be
reckoned. Well, okay, let's talk about the Cullens story because you were
actually you played stand far in the Heather Locklear movie about this court case.
Is that right? Guys, I think we're on the wrong I think he
got the wrong guy, wrong question. I'm the Angels guy. Do Bear's
part while hibernating Bear's part? Well, well, harbonating, Yeah, I'm
gonna go ahead say yeah. I bumped into Garrett from Dude Perfect at an
FC Dallas game and he was just raving about you. You guys, I
think you may have You guys are still on with Chuck Ricker, right,
man, I got to tell you you have such a great reputation. Dude
Perfect loves you. The great Gena Miller speaks very highly of you, and
we love Gina and so many people are like, you got to get him
on the show. So we've been really looking forward to this. You guys
with me, so you do like deserved and breaking Benjamin Coach, We appreciate
it. Hey, good luck with the season opener. All right? Sound
good. I me to see you very soon, and I'm very happy about
it, and I'm very proud of the badass that you've become that you always
were. Congratulations on all your success and I can't wait to see you buddy.
We'd like to have you on again during the season if you have time
for Oh my god, that's face hurt. The whole pile exhausting, just
in a good way. Something funny. Danny goes off, takes one minute,
see his eyes widen even to hear He's like, oh no, yeah,
sure, one minute. Linda Carter, your clothing owner. The guy
kind of that cod though. He said that he had Joe Namath and Elon
Musk and his phone. Yeah, Like he's kind of just going for whatever.
I love them. Right to the end, he goes KT you with
me. Yeah, these other people I've been ran into Dude Perfect and the
Garrett from Dude Purpose, like you gotta get Chuck on from the Angel's blog.
And then you ran into Gina Miller, you know, and Gena Miller's
like, if you guys should get Chuck on the Angel's blog, let's get
that's great. Continue the Clip of the Year clip show countdown now with number
forty eight. This is from the Ben and Skin Show. It's called The
Fight, McMahon's pranking author. You've guys probably heard a little bit of Ronnie
and Terry McMahon, two brothers who liked to fight and host of one hour
long weekend show. They had an author on and it went something like this,
You millennials need to do to be better at stuff. Yeah? Uh,
well, I think they are doing it. They're doing the best they
can. Why did you write a book? Didn't your book calling calling out
millennials for being dumbasses? Well, look, the problem is millennials are inheriting
a social system. Man, I'm bored. Who your favorite football man?
I was asking Ronnie y'arl hang on with Roger Staubach. That's a dumb ass
question. We're talking to Jarl Jensen. He two sixty, hard as a
rock, he got no body fat. He's a big old boy, and
here you know, he got a boner. I know how hard is you?
Shut up? Shut up, Terry. How much longer are we going
to talk? Jarl? Hey, that's up to you, guys. I
got time, all right, Jerrold, thanks for jumping on the show.
The Fat McMahon Let him say his book, say your book and tell everybody
how to go back and how expensive it is and what you're going to do
with the money. Well, the book is called The Big Solution. It's
just deactivating the taking time bomb of today's economy. You wanted to figure out
what's going on, especially for millennials and the Generation Z and Joe. You
got to spice up this. Look, if you're gonna promote your book,
you need to be it's about economics, it's about whipping ass, and it's
about shark attacks. And like to hype up the sales and then feel like,
oh, I'll read the economics part just to hear about the shark attacks.
I would too, charl thank you for your time, Thank you,
good luck with your book, and we hope to have you back on when
you write your next book. Hey, that sounds great. This was a
lot of fun. You guys are really fun guys. Yeah, thank y'all.
We had fun. Bro. Hey y'all that was great, man,
great, well done, y'all. Thanks a lot, guys. Thank you
a lot of fun. You guys. Are I really like your show?
I hope I can get it up here in New England. All right,
man, Hey John, we'll talk to you later. Uh. Let the
man go. Let the man hang on Terry, but tell him goodbye,
and then let him go. Go to Spotify and search. Yarl Jensen then
tell me what the dude, John, keep making orders? Now that's right.
I know you're a big boy, but you don't tell me what to
do. You go to spot Promise you this, Joel. He wouldn't talk
that to your face. I'm talking to you. You would not with your
ass. Jarl. Awesome, I know you do because you want it.
What Hey, we're going now, I have a great day. I have
a great day. Laugh, We're going out. It's very righteous. Jimston
say your book. This economics professor from New England, say your book.
That's forty eight, so good it on by the listeners. That's pretty good.
Number forty seven. Let's go to Jeff Cavanaugh to speak easy two to
six pm. Of course this actually comes from what he was doing mornings.
This was labeled very simply. Jeff can't say the word firefighter. Although I
might have led him down a bad path here too. Of me had to
go to hospital. Fire officials who rice first responders, firefighters who responded to
the scene. They're estimating it to be over ten thousand bees. What is
a firefighter you're going to do about it? Break out the hose, can
say firefighter. Probably I tried right there and it did not work. It's
hard firefighter. I don't think it's that, And that's why we call him
a firemans crazy. He started off with fire officials forders. I had got
three struggles with it, and then he got it and gets the one that
gets labeled. But I was too up med to go to hospital. Fire
officials who rice first responders, fire fighters who responded to the scene. They're
estimating it to be over ten thousand bees. What is a firefighter going to
do about it? Bring up the host? Someone can say firefighter properly love
her, you won't let anyone get ready in general, love it, and
she's it's like this reluctance encouragement to get you to keep your story going where
she's kind of like got one eye kind of half closed, going okay,
yeah, okay, she's all of us get chowders, okay, yeah,
okay. She's the best. Clip number forty six on the Clip of the
Year Clip Show Countdown. We added a new cast member this year. Strip
Mallt Steve Yeah has added to the Ben and Skin Show now strip mall.
Steve has an incredible low voice that we all know, but here he is
reacting to Danny's diarrhea playing song, and No's the way he sounds was kind
of funny because to tie in a celebrity death to the biggest story, I
mean, those are the two biggest stories, and to combine them into a
you know, peanut butter and chocolate, you know together. Yeah, and
to be able to use the lyric my anus was tender, yeah, which
is a beautiful I like that. I liked they'll need a defender. It's
very very solid, ryding. I loved it. Your voice did my voice
go weird? Dude? It sounded like four muppets inside your Sometimes I take
it into the nose very art. The full sentence bubble is hard to maintain,
and I sure did most people aboard. You know, you either realize
it or then you commit. And I'm going for it and hope no one
notices. But yeah, he he went. But they pounced song like a
push cat, every chip in front of him. I shouldn't he Muppets are
in your butt? You have you have just like yeah, yeah, just
muppet. I liked that. I liked They'll need a defender, very very
solid, Ryan, I love it. Your voice, my voice go weird,
dude, very very solid. Fold I loved it. I loved it,
loved it. Bubble voice happens to everyone, though you know it happened.
Let's go cut number forty five on the countdown. Groups had to think
on the fly as his mic was not working, but he was still going
to communicate with his friends on the speakeasy in the afternoon by using some technology.
It is, shoopy. You can't talk about it though my mic is
not working. Okay, So he's clearly found something in the type what he
wants to groups. This will be a show. Was prepared to take deviltry
to an entire next level here. Yeah ha ha ha ha, I'm laughing.
Yeah, Hi Shoopy, Hi Shoopy, can you change his voice?
I am a woman now, it's pretty crazy. That's amazing a woman now,
that's so good. Oh man, one, I'm so glad made it
because this is just amazing to me. This has labeled Ben's lunch problem.
And this will be No. Number forty four on this year's countdown, And
uh, you know this could show they do struggle with the mid day.
The midday shift is tough to you have to plan ahead if you want to
have lunch, you just got to plan ahead. But you know, Ben
obviously does make the money in his family, right, so his wife usually
has you know, food ready for him. And there's a lot of discussions
that happen here that involve what's in his lunch body also bolves the idea that
have been just fed up that he just leaves him. So Ben's lunch problem
is number four is voted on by the listeners during the next break. I'm
going to step out there and use that third rate microwave that we have out
in the hall. I bought that. You didn't do a good job.
I can't believe how bad that microwave is. Do you know why it sucks?
You put so much unmanageable stew in it. It is not convenience food
for you to eat. You need something like it, like this that's handheld.
My wife won't learn. Dude. Every day Ben brings in this crock
pot and they're like all these ladles and all He's like ah, and there's
like he's juggling bowls to try to eat something in a break. It's not
manageable. You need something that you can eat with your hands, that is
quickly. Would you mind teaching my wife. She's not gonna understand my words,
Christina. I'm just amazing. She still makes food for you every day.
I make all the money, Christina. Yeah, how is she going
to hang on her How is she going to hang onto her lifestyle? She
stops making food for Ben should be underneath that bridge over there, just spring
valley of the toll way with a sign that says I didn't make food for
Ben, please help. Ben's kids and dogs will be there. Then will
be driving by in his audi, waving with his new cook like this new
young, his new young, beautiful cook. Oh my god, I will
never find love again. And there will be a line at our front door
to get in with her. So there's so many pool boys. They're all
like stretching, getting ready to do something real athletic in the bedroom personal trainers
are totally greased up and the sun is bouncing off their muscles, he said.
The cat and their kids and their dogs are underneath the fr Ben drives
by with a hot chif the hot Russian gal, I don't make anything being
it's so funny to me. I think it's funny just the idea of Ben
trying to nuke you know, a pound and a half of beef stew and
a fifteen wat microwave. Just I mean, seriously, that is you go
to Walmart and find the cheapest, like the twenty nine dollars microwave. That's
the one. Yeah, that's right outside. No digital just the knob right
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Free Never sounded so good. We're continue to countdown now. At number forty
three, This is labeled a Mike Siroy Weird tush push scenario. Final prediction
ew Eagles will attempt the tush push on a big fourth and one and running
back kend game Well's hand will actually penetrate QB Jalen Hurts, who will fumble
with pleasure? Oh just oh, just forget the football. Trying to hold
on to a football during your yearly physical I can't. Every time they run
that play, I think about what could happen. Number forty two voted on
by the listeners. Danny, this is your moment listener. This is actually
our friend Brad North, who he's been friends with me and been in skin
for a long time now from here, but he works in La or in
California, and he's an audio guy on tons of TV shows, has been.
He did the first couple of seasons Stranger Things. He did The Watchman
Well on HBO for a while, but I remember he listened to our stations
times and he asked me to send him Christina Chicken. So this is Christina
Chicken gets on HBO thanks to our friend and Brad North as he joined the
Biting Skin Show. Ain, you guys talk about it slaying golf with KT
last summer and I said, do you think Christina would be cool if I
threw that into a show? And he's like absolutely, So he sent me
the file, and I mean, I was working on Perry Mason at the
time, so I knew exactly where I wanted to put it, and it
was going to be an episode four. Perry Mason's like kind of want to
be girlfriend walks up and there's like a flurry of chickens, and I was
like, that's a perfect spot for it. There's a dialogue there and stick
out fine, And then we played it back for season. Downey who was
Robert down Janeor's wife, she's an executive on it. She's kind of Koshow
running it, and she she's like, there's just too many chickens right there,
and some of the chickens and so I was like, I gotta make
it up. I gotta I gotta find a good spot. So like at
the peak of the show, there's a little flurry of chickens in the background.
That was production, and so I just snuck it in right after the
line. Let's take a list to the original to what inspired Christina to get
Christina chicken laugh on HBO. Now let's hear what Brad has done with Christina's
chicken laugh. The season finale of Perry Mason on HBO. What was that
thing you said about Los Angeles? No one tells you what it was?
What can be? Maybe eventually you could see me. Now, pretty good
man, that is so cool? Cool? And that show is in credit.
Is it good? Amazing? It's one of the most like underrated HBO
shows that nobody watches. But it's absolutely phenomenal. I just love that.
The first try, Robert down and Junior's wife was like, I love the
whole thing, but one note too much chickens, too much chicken only not
it was a get rid of Christian and he's like, damn it. And
then the series finale, Yeah it is, I mean and I watched that,
dude. It is a serious seed. It is perfect. So there's
forty two as voted on by the listener's in forty one, the last one
we will get to today and again tomorrow at nine o'clock. We'll start at
number forty. A new character for the Men and Skin show called Gooby.
But Gooby. This is before a prank ever happened, and it's the genesis
of a potential pairing maybe weekends around the freak the host Rick Condom and Gooby,
and this is just them on the air, kicking around and discussing what
normally would be an off air maybe production meeting type thing. Here it's just
happening on the air and it's pretty funny. Prank interview scheduled for Thursday morning,
but we got to figure out which fake show do we want to do.
I like the idea of the Rick Condoman Gooby, Rick con Gooby.
It could be like do you have a muppet boy? Tooby has a mumpet
voice and he keeps coming back and you're very serious and you're like, hey,
man, respect Gooby. It's like whoa Booby? Bubby wants to know?
Do you think the stars will advants in the place? Way after the
question be whoa Gooby? Scared of politics? You think Trump will scared.
Ooh, it's a very seated dogging to Gooby. It's very serious question for
Goolby, because why with this serious guy to a show with a guy named
Goooby. He's always I'm Rick Goolby, scared of me? I do you
like a sex robots valid fear? Answer, Gooby. I think we found
our answer. Guys. Now we're not doing that. Come on, let's
get serious guys, Rick Condom, and that's what I'm more concerned about.
If I'm like getting this interview, I'm on with who okay, Gooby,
that's fighting anybody. They got a guy on that does NFL and analysis is
called Booger. So you can be on with a Gooby, but Rick Condom,
there's a boomer of Booger, right, you can have a Gooby.
Please answer Google clearly, on Gooby, that's a very important political question for
you. I don't know why you're avoiding it. Go ahead, and Gooby,
you're kind of gonna have to Paul Harvey vibe a little bit. Yeah,
Condom. So those are your fifty through fan. I love it,
and they're only better, all right, number forty and the voting yesterday we
did fifty through forty one, right on pace, right on pace. That's
the most shocking thing. Speaking of pace. At number forty, the F
one debut of one Garland Richardson. His surprising last minute replacements will be a
fifty one year old Texas rookie driver from the Dallas suburb of Grand Prairie,
one Garland Richardson, widely known as DFW's Fastest Man. This is Goland's first
ever F one race. Let's listen in now on the race radio communication with
Garland and his alpatry team. All right, boys, here we go,
sit back and watch DFW's Fastest Man show you how it's done. Okay,
holy this thing is fastest, too fast, too fast, Holy shit,
stay fukus Garland. All right, fellas, there's about seventy five buttons on
this steering wheel. They are all blinking, they are all flashing, and
I don't have a damn clue what any of them do. By Garland,
you're going to native fere. I'm a y'all see this sphere yet I think
it's badass. What was that, Garland? Was that an aluminium kin?
No, Sir Jesus Christ fair Well, the love of God eyes on the
road. Garland fear Caesar's palace. That's a casino, evil fucking canieval cocy
magnet. Ma'am, boys, I have packed in here tight, son of
a bitch, it is tight. Or pop this seamelt off for a few
laps. Please do not touch your seatbelt Garllt, fuck you. I'm freaking
out in here, damn it. I just got passed by the little Japanese
boy Kamakazi. Move. My granddaddy would not be happy about this, gullin.
You slowed down a bit? Is everything? All right? I tried
my goddamn lighter. All right, I'm trying to fish it out with my
foot from under the brake pedal. Give me a goddamn minute. American Glin
Richardson continues to struggle. He's currently in lost place. All right, boys,
what's bottom? I am currently p twenty? How many cars are in
this race? There are twenty? Bullshit? Watch your oil pressure fee.
Stop looking at the bloody sphere. All right, fellas, I'm coming in.
How long do these pit stops usually take? I gotta pop out for
a minute or two, take a piss hit. Stops take about three seconds,
Garling, very seconds? Bullsh maintain focus? D what the hell was
that Golling? That was Max for stopping you again for Sam. Alright,
fellas, you gotta know there's a serious emergency in turn four. What is
it, Garland? There's a blonde gal with the biggest parents I've ever seen
in my life just right on top of the overpass. Garlin, please focus,
all right, all right, I'm gonna slow down just a little bit
and get a look at them. Go back, Colin would keep me here.
What sounds like alumingham cans being opened? What is that? I got
two words for you, pants blue Jesus Christ. Oh, Dear Colin Richardson
has seemed to have lost control over his car, launched over the embankment and
into the lobby of Harrah's Hotel and Casino. A ghostly event for Team Offer
Torri. The F one community is just gutted and the Las Vegas Grand Prix
is in total shambles. Boy, it was, wasn't it, oh Man.
The announcer was from Australia, South Ast Dublin, South Africa in England.
Yeah, uh huh, something weird, some weird expert. Good Lord
Garlin richards and ze f one day you coming in at number forty he did
pretty good. Hip show can number thirty nine. The people have spoken and
they want to hear Christina Ray Howling a tribute for the Old Gray Wolf.
It is Mike Rener's birthday today. I saw that. Wow, Oh did
you just do a wolf howl? He's a gray wolf? What would you
do were clapped over that? Would you give us one more? Here is
Christina with an honor. Yeah, let's show some respects to Mike Rinder.
Here it is a Christina Howell. Hold on, don't don't do it like
you did. That was very tepid. You were doing it like pointing the
other because it was supposed to be in the back, not draw attention.
Walks up to the mic, and let's show Mike render the respect he deserves,
not make it make him stand in the background. Yeah, Christina,
all right, Happy birthday to the old Gray Wolf. Oh I hate myself
for doucing it so good? What am I gonna do? You're gonna force
me to coming up next to the cancy masters. They make her do it
and then lay out on her. Yeah, they're kind of mean, aren't
they. This is the first one to get that. So funny, not
that wow, you any nothing without this pouncing. It's mainly skin Yeah,
gosh. It was mean number thirty eight on the year end Clip of the
Year clip show cap down I was voted on by the listeners. This is
happened on live remote at old seventy five Beer Garden. This would have been
the old version of the Downbeat and Afternoon Drive. Okay, but you guys
had Julie on as well as nights, you know, or sometimes Julie might
show up to remote at the end of the day and she's been off work
when she was in the morning show, so she's been off for a while
and a week end had started early. She ended the show with a very,
very weird question, did you have similar taste in women to your father?
Super weird? Boy? That is super weird and I have never been
asked, why is it lave like? That's a I think my old man
went for just about anything and was slightly more deserting. Was your mom particularly
busting? I wouldn't say, so, okay, is mine? What was
a monstrous rag? Oh? My god? Yeah, real mom? Real?
Five eleven double ds? Why did everyone doing? Why did I do
that? That is the drunk last hour crowd in front of you to I
had a distillery. What do you do you want from us? Good God,
I'm sorry, Mom? Did you have similar taste in women to your
father? A weird question. You get a crowd of people in front of
you, too, you'll just say whatever. I try to make one guy
laugh in the front. It was a strange question. At the expense and
the relationships with your family, Mom, I mean, only slightly more discerning
excellent. You know sometimes when you and it's it's probably we should probably be
better at it. But sometimes you're on the fly doing a show that you
might go to the board up, hey, if you play this and play
this and maybe we'd always give like a good head start. I knew this
is back when I was in the Morning show and Matt Cather's on the board
and I just said, Matt, just get a cowmu and if you can
get an explosion sound, that'd be great because I knew a story I was
doing about it, cow explosion, but I had not heard the finishing product,
and it killed me when I was reporting the story. And you kind
of forgot about it, probably, Yeah, I absolutely forgot about it.
Yeah, And here's here's the cow explosion story Number thirty seven, as voted
on by Youthless. Approximately eighteen thousand cows were killed after an explosion at a
dairy farm in the pandandle can't believe we had the live coverage. It's a
lot of cows. This king. Evin was so excited for this. Did
It's funny. We have tears. Kevin's crying. It's so funny to hear
the cow go. No, it's just the random cow. A single always
called that cow a dirt cow dud because it kind of sounds like dark a
little bit does sound like a dude trying to sound like a cow, right,
yeah, but I heard it. I was like, oh my god,
that's moo and explosion. That is a good combo, and that got
him. You're seeing the cow is just funning you over here, just trying
everything to get this guy to laugh, and all he does is look at
us and then fall asleep. But you get my moomoo and a pal falls
over mumo. I'm telling you there's something to this lowest common denominator. That's
our strategy radio system. We did have a little bit of a rine up
change back in July. So this is number thirty six. This has been
long labeled Old down Beats, so this would be an afternoon drive at the
time. Old Downbeat commenting on Jeff Cavanaugh as sex Toys number thirty six,
Cavanaugh was throwing out antal beads. Yeah, he's got enough private collection,
certified, certified, pre owned evil beads. He walked out of there with
seventeenth grand with of toys that every one of them ever, they all already
had his scent on. It's like licking your food. I saw him.
Yeah, he was leaving and he had his trunk and he was trying to
slam his truck shot and he wouldn't close, and there's like jelly fish.
He's like, it'll it'll go too many things. Yeah, everything's boying,
vibrating. I wouldn't buy a Ryder ranks it of the sex toys. Oh
my god. That great. That's enriving. Hall were ended on the way
home. This trunk just spills out all. I'd be the one time to
get pulled over by a cough You mind popping the trunk? Not at all.
Traffic was stopped today on six because there was a loop spill all over
the forest lane, actually speeding into a battery shop. He ran a light.
What have you guys going on the air today? Is what we're doing
good? You know what? A cavalcade of jokes. Yeah, like that
was incredible, which I remember was my favorite part. I'm sorry though,
for part of the whole thing was your skin reference, keeping it local by
referencing the forest lane ax throwing an actual cross street. What's funny about that
too? I remember listening to that. I remember listening back to it,
and I remember going, Okay, so that's all very funny, and the
point of it's all very funny. But then at the end, Serroy gives
a tarzan sounds that what's groups behind it? And I labeled that Siroy Tarzan?
And then I got bored, and then I got bored that night.
This was months ago. I did this, but George, George, George,
un like, that's break, Wait to get six street. It's good
if it's do we need to re record Jeff Jeff Jeff of the Button,
of the Mess, of the bung Hole, George Jeff Jeff of the Mongol.
It's so weird, it's so stupid. All right, let's go all
right, that's funny. Once again, we're doing good, Miss Christina Rayah
number thirty five on the countdown, And this is the Christina goat joke.
I love her so much. There was a nearby construction site. I guess
it's common when they had before they do all the excavation, just send a
team of goats out there and they'll just start eating up all the crap because
goats have goat stomachs. These goats banded together like the penguins and Madagascar banded
together. Sorry, I mean that's secondly a sheep anyways, I don't know
why I did it. It's also an animal. Do you have any other
animal noises you would like to make, Christina that would help the story along.
You can ask that. I was wondering why they don't have the little
hard hats on them if they're helping construction workers out, if they're on a
construction site, they should have. You are on fire right now. I
love I love the little subtle Christina laugh after she goes. And they banded
together like the penguins and Madagascar banded together. Sorry, I don't apologize.
I mean that's secondly sheep anyway, So I don't know why I did it,
Okay, he asked questions or doubts. It's like it was a sheet,
not coat. I guess just headway. Now, that's a good pun.
It was great I And that's how you get the number thirty five.
That's how you get your top. Okay. This is from this Downbeat Lee
Downbeat the Current. It's labeled now and voted on by the listeners. It's
labeled what would happen if Katie told the greatest joke of all time? And
I think I may. I don't know if we need to reset. I'll
say, uh, sometimes when I tell a joke, I might pass out
a little bit because of a disease. Don't worry about that so much,
but just it might help explain what would happen if Katy told the greatest joke
of all time. So let's say kat crafts the greatest joke of all time
and it comes out. We're dying on the floor laughing. Sophie tells a
joke that's so good. His eyes rolling in the back of his head,
and he just starts floating beamed up to the heavens. We just grab a
leg and yank him back on his chair, but his pants come off and
he keeps going floating up floating up to meet Jesus, passes, He passes
the Korean embassy as a minsun is sitting at his desk, eyes dark.
There's a window washer. He loses me, steps into a bucket and falls
off. God, the butterfly effectiveness, just because you had to issue the
greatest joke of all time. Here comes, here comes a plane flying.
I'll fight museum. The pilot does like the Double Days. Meanwhile, Mikey
and I are just watching this levitation transpire wall. We're each holding a leg
of pant saggy pant hotter blue. Oh my god, Kevin levitating to the
heavens. Underwear is white underwear? Yeah, past men's son, it's ghost
o s just guttural Korean grunts. No appointment, okay, no appointment,
noot A good job underwear, I get it. This is might appen.
What if it happens during this gosh floating just making sure he's wearing loose fitting
pants travel law and that's not number one thirty four, Okay, we're thirty
three. But it's a good show. This is Mosquito and the Hulkyites,
the Giant Hulk of the Giant Hulk satellite, the what the whole satellite crash
the Earth. Guys, when six hundred pound space craft and you said six
hundred pounds, six hundred pounds, that doesn't seem very big, especially the
size of the hulk. Yeah, that's the size of a man. Imagine
if the hulk was falling from space and turning fat as he came barreling down
there Jesus Christ, the mosquito fits standing there waiting for put his hands on
his hips, just waiting for the Holk to come barreling back into the atmosphere.
Always says, I've never been happier. That is magical, so funny.
You just see the whole breaking like some whatever atmospheric barrier, and you
know there's always like the flame that's kind of surrounding this comment looking thing comes
to the heat wave towards Jesus, his hands on his hips, just stand
there waiting for him, looking up and squinting up in the air. Mustache
pat O face who did the art for making the men as did the artwork.
Have you seen that like cartoon of that? Oh, yes, yes
I have, Yes, I have. It's great, incredible, Yeah,
holy moly, to look at that, Dilbert, Jesus christ Le, do
that that needs to be on the internet. Oh gosh, and here's thirty
two. I was voted on by the listeners Julie and I in our fight,
it's gonna end via camel clutch. I'm gonna have you tap out the
camel clue. I think you say that was a wrestling finishing move at sergeants
Slaughter did, wasn't it. I said, you get you get No,
No, you get them where you pull, you pull them up by the
chin like that tap out. No, that only is if I said a
different word after the camo, I'm out to get a picture a I think
that I would prefer that all the wrestling finished. Greeks. You went with
Kim and realizing on the air at the time, we weren't really describing much
of what was happening, but I had I was acting it out in the
studio. What I thought the Kim clutch was Okay, you're showing I was
showing, Julie. I was showing you like I thought, because you thought
it was, you know, off, Mike, that's what was. You
know. Julie and Matt were laughing at I think because jeffal the only one
in the room who knew what the camel clut actual camel clutch was. I
mean, he got a few things wrong, but yeah, you know started.
Yeah, I'm not mad forgivable very forgiven. Number thirty one boy Christina
raised on a heater today, Christina accidentally hit some drops. Oh yeah,
this is this is pretty recent here, number thirty one and uh and he
so you you see this when you have young teams. That is not that
was that was that was not supposed to happen. I want to hear more
of you. I'm sorry. Five drops on top of each other. Well,
that was amazing. Don't apologize. Trying to look up Luca's injury last
night. My sister was asking if it was as bad as it sounded,
and y'all were talking about women, Yama, So I don't want to bring
it up. And then that happened, and wow, we're sorry. Where
did it happen? What Luca? Are you not at the injury? Yes?
I was trying to type in Luca and then all of those drops.
Now, funny, that was one of the drops. It's a drop of
her young teams suba. Steve's reactions the best instant. He loves it.
I don't think anybody loves crap falling apart for chaos More than that, it
is genuine too play it all again. I'm sorry, screw it and uh
and he So you see this when you have young teams. All right,
here we go number thirty as voted on by our audience, and it involves
our friends Mosquito and the Hulk. I have a feeling we're going to see
a lot of them in this list the clip show countdown? Does I do
emphasize the word clip? I will say I went through this. I kept
it as short as I could keep it because this is the iconic one that
took over the lexicon of our station all summer long. With Philadelphia Eagles blogger
Kevin Steak. Here is Mosquito and the Hulk number thirty on the year end
Coundo talking to Kevin bro Steak Stadium rat Kevin. One of the things we
do with the lunchtime buffet is we like to Oh my god, I'm sorry.
I know I said I wouldn't do it again. I'm very sorry.
I apologize. WNA smell really bad. It does. Oh that smell bad
even to me and I like mine. Oh my god, it smells like
an autops shit. Yeah, no, that's not good, Kevin. You
haven't to everybody do it. It's part of life. I'm sorry, Kevin.
I've rattled. The hulk has farted, so it is absolutely disgusting.
I think I can taste it. I think I can smell it over here.
Oh no, yeah, man, don't do me like that now.
Man, come on, man, we gotta stick that dude. That do
smell bad though. That's bad. That's really bad. We should take a
break it throw. Sincerely, gentlemen, I apologize for my lack of professionalism.
I total program directed. I would stop far in here in this tiny
little studio. It's unprofessional. But the folks that Meta liquid told me it
would be part of the side effects of the body transformation I'm trying to go
through. So is the liquid part of beta liquid? A liquid fart?
This is not a shark, is it? Hold? Unfortunately I did it
again. I'm gonna need to leave, but you guys, you guys continue
the rest of the interview. Kevin, I'm sorry for my lack of professionalism.
I've gone through some things right now. Oh god, it smells so
bad. I keep some underwear at my desk, so I'm gonna go change
real quick. And but thank you man, and fly goes fly Man.
It spells so bad. Have you ever felt a smart fart so bad that
it's it's like your eyes become hot, you know, you feel the heat,
the heat between and you Well, last question, though, do you
do you be really? Do you believe in your team? Okay, that's
a good question, Kevin, I absolutely do. I think this is a
special team that that the Eagles put out this year. I mean, I
mean I was gonna leave now I can't stop it from coming out. I'm
out of here. Hey, Kevin, thank you man, I gotta go,
Christina, could you heade? Thank you? Kevin? A right,
that's gonna yeah. We gotta have to, man, Kevin, he has
covered up. This is just horrible. Uh but thank you. Well can
we edit all of this out, Christina? But I do Kevin hear me?
Kevin, Jesus christ please leave? Can you hear me? Kevin?
I just want to apologize. I wasn't trying to be unprofessional, but uh,
the metal liquid diety causes long sorts of chaos and my guns, hold
on, hold on, I think I have to furt out. That was
wild. You know they say, they say yods are contagious. I wonder
farts are contagious. I love you, man, thank you for the time.
Man, you too. All right back, Kevin, go Eagles man,
much respect, my friend. What are you gonna do now, Kevin?
I mean, I'm just gonna enjoy, enjoy the two weeks of attention
that's gonna be put on the shut off. The Eagles NFC champs and uh
you even bring the super Bowl home second in franchise history. It's like I
want to see it. Mm hmmm. Oh I can smell that from over
here. That's pretty good. Oh my god, I left my cell phone
in here. I came back in here. Man, it smells so bad,
I call it. I'm not even gonna get my phone. Man,
bring it out when you leave the studio. Is this what it smells like?
Alice? Oh man, what'd you do there? Mhm Kevin, Man,
that's starting to smell now. Mm hm oh wow, what's going on
in Dallas? Is he doing? Oh? Push to the break, man,
I can smell it over here. H m hm h m hmm.
Pez man, what'd you eat today? Hell O, Kevin, can you
hear me? Yeah? What what's your biggest concern in the game. I
think the biggest concern for me is how are we going to stop hands Toy's
biggest game makers, Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce like one of the things that
we struggled with, like as soon as like Nick Sirianni took over in twenty
twenty one. Hey, man, you like you. I like you.
Man. You like sports, don't you? You love sports? You love
sports, man, I love it. I respect it, big sports.
Then all right, Kevin, we're gonna go down. All right, all
right, great talking with you. Goodbye, Kevin, say bye to the
Holk. Kevin, yep, all right, later Hawk No, no,
no, it's Hulk. Yeah, I think you said Hawk later, Hulk.
Thank you man, good. I love you. Take care all right,
great, tell be a part of it. Tell it you love him?
All right, Love you Hawk? Hulk? There you man, that
means that means a lot. You know what I'm saying. R rauh Do
you hear that? Kevin? H Yeah, that is so weird. You
like it weird, don't you. Times you gotta turn up the weirdness a
little bit. When the gillag gets weird, the weird turd pro you have
an amazing stab at it? Are you talking? If you're good to be
a part of it. It's like, let's let's go Eagles take home the
championship and and keep it going. Man, that's a basic side off.
Do you write if we use that to end all of our shows? Yeah,
that's fine. Yeah, all right, don't have any copyright infringement.
Al Right, I'm gonna go go the hooker, I'll I'll catch you later,
Kevin. All right, sounds good. I'm gonna get ready to watch
the Eagles in the super Bowl now all right? Oh my oh god,
that's a lot. I can it petered out? It's some six minutes ago,
and he just hung around. He wouldn't hang up. He did a
ninety second to two minute interview with just farts. Yeah. Oh like he
was answering questions, what you hate today? What's going on in Dallas?
What a waste of everyone's time? And that is hilarious. It's still love
skin. Oh the Hulk's back. Ben just palms up like I'm sorry,
Hulk, Like I don't know. He won't get off out of my cell
phone in here. I'm gonna just leave you bring it to me when You're
done. That's ridiculous. That's so good. You're like it weird, don't
you, Kevin? Oh yeah, turn up the weirdness. I love obligated
to keep him on. When the weird get tough, the tough turn pro
what is that slogan? And then just sil a real one and wait for
the other one to say something else, like, I guess if Kevin's not
hanging up, we'll just run this out. It's basically the only time in
the history of that bit where the Mosquito and the Hulk have to hang up
on the other guy. I beg him to believe. Yes, jeez,
I want to meet that dude, Kevin Brosteak. Yes. I like how
twenty seconds in Hulk every fireday we need to go to break because the metal
liquid diets, no grid is chaos. That is good. How was it
not that? How was that not? Number one thirty? That's the funniest
thing I've ever heard in my damn We just did one. We have eight
nine to go, Oh my god. Number twenty nine on the Clip of
the Year countdown is voted on by the listeners. Green blood rogers, what
colors blood when it's inside your body? He doesn't know. Maybe there's some
science that I'm not aware of. I'm gonna say what maybe the stupidest answer
I've ever given green? Oh you say you think what a screen on the
radio. You said that we recorded what you just said. Children everywhere at
you everywhere. That's amazing. That was so wid. I mean, Julie
steals the show there. Obviously total hero, but I do love it.
Insight into Ben's brain of like, overthink, quick, overthink, talk myself
into this out of this bad answer answer green, red blue. He kind
of I'm ordering off the menu, narrated Dad. I think you might have
said purple. And he's like, I don't think Ben has been the same
since that moment. No, he's changed. Rattle. Yeah, this is
a number twenty eight. We had Julie on our show. Second we've done
a couple times called the shot clock. Give you guys topic. You get
twenty four seconds to come up with an answer or answer my prompt. You
know, a question. Give a hot take on hate that game, by
the way, yeah, really really hate. Katie stopped making you do it.
We haven't done it since terrible since you know you guys both actually told
me you hate that segment and we haven't done it. I don't hate it.
It's hard. It's hard, it's really hard, and it's supposed to
be shot Clock. Why they put it through tomorrow. I'm in no,
I don't have time. All right, so much stuff. You guys should
do it next week. But we brought in Judge Judy, I mean sorry,
she judged Julie and Judge Judy judge Julie to gotta be the judge because
the way it works is you get a judge to kind of give the point,
like you had the best answer, and Julie Dobbs did something that broke
me and really the rest of the show. This is called Julie shot Clock
slip up. If you had to change your name to one casual food spot,
what would it be and why Danny Bayles or shot Clock begins now?
My love of Taco Bueno dates back to the mid eighties, and I think
I would probably change my name to my most favorite item on their menu,
Mexi Dips and chips. That's right, the downbeat with Mike Siroy, Kevin
Turner and me Mexi Dips and chips. You know, crowd is not like
it Mexi Dips and Chips, Bayless, If you could change your name to
one casual food spot, what would it be? And why? Who?
Shut clock begins? Now? Who? You miss? One d percent of
the shots you don't take? Michael Scott said that, quoting Wayne Gretzky,
quoting the great Nelson Mandela. If I had to go off an individual sandwich,
I would go with Monte Cristo, which just sounds badass, and it's
a great novel by the great Alexander Dumas. An actual restaurant, he's the
answer. Call me Schlatsky, Celia shatzy Sy. I like it. Swatsky
is pretty good. It's brilliant. But I do love me some Dips and
Chips. So for that reason and that reason alone, I'm going with Mexi
Dixon, Mexi dis Yeah, baby, Okay, you've been too many years
with that Canadian. You want to on the other side of that other bard,
don't you? All right? I think your audio box is full now
too. Here, Yeah, what do you do with the ball? She's
under her desk? Well, what do you do with the Mexi balls?
Julie? That was a setup? Oh man, So our Latin listeners let
up the text line. Yeah, he started following her on Twitter. Oh
nah, oh god, that was funny. I like the Guera number twenty
seven. This is a nice song made by Ben Rogers about some of the
high jinks of Launch Air Friday. Oh this is so good our listeners do.
This was stuck in my brain. The year was sometimes led by freak
Jesus. Sometimes they just plant themselves underneath the lawn outside of our studio.
And they've had inflatables, We've had barbecue grills, pricky grills. We had
an office center, office center, unplug copies five cents, yeah, business
center with a little signing truck swinging by, giving lyftgate rides. Yes,
masks thanks to Costume World. But also they were having some illegal snow cones
down there, and this is the song illegal snow Cones by Ben Rogers.
Outside lines within some custom signs, and I think they got snow cones.
Carries outside under the power lines win some custom signs, and I think they
got snow cone. This is not something we advertised. It's unauthorized. Those
are illegals. Snow cone. Wio, you got the long hair, oh,
Wio, Wio, they got the lawn chair carries outside under power lines,
within some custom signs and some illegals snow cone. We got a code
red code redal security report to the lawn. Is it legal? That's the
bit of boat. It got sketches with the bacon blade of boat made the
building say hold up, missed the wade. Or maybe that was when the
crew land Shaped got launches for boys and girls In communication with the folks at
Costume World because of Ruckus, because they only kind to win. Don't ever
under estimate the power up the gleans. Harry's outside under the power years win
some custom signs, and I think they got snow gone. This is not
something we advertise. It's unauthorized. Those are illegals. Snow cone. Oh
olio he got the long hair. Oh will oio, they got the lung
chair. Harry's outside under the power lines. You win some custom signs and
some illegals snow cones. Fantastic good. It's legitimately great. He's so good.
All the rapping and whether it be freestyle or pre pro here at twenty
six this is something that would be I would considers old downbeat. This is
one of the really good, hearty laughs of the early days. Of the
freak. This is Planet Earth groups. I heard a recording of me doing
a live spot the other day that was amazing. Do you want to hear
it? Oh? Yeah, right now it's time for me to tell you
about all profoundation repair. Oh you know, just having heard things can go
wrong, They damn sure can. Boy, I'm sorry, but his he
created a new animal that can hang out with Christina Raccoon and Julie Frog in
the pond. What's the name of that animal? No, Mike Toad,
you know you and then they're talking. Should won't be quiet, they're talking
to each other. They're made you don't and then you know. Then it's
the Rhiner maiden call. He's attracting though here we are David Attenburgh. You
know, you don't, then you don't, you don't? Then know?
Then he's positive. Christ talk to the side unless the over has been fertilized.
Mic Toad immediately leave the area. Yes to somewhere to some whips who
love on a different pond with his classic yeah non resist. Oh my god,
I swear I could listen. I could listen to Groob's Planet Earth all
day. It could be a whole show. Jeez, it's so gread.
I love how he starts it and then groobs. He goes away for good
fifteen seconds where he's getting the background bed of pond ambient pond, or however
he does it, and then he restarts the whole theatrical performance from the beginning
with with dueling Attenborg. Yes, good, we're twenty five. This is
old Downbeat here. As we continue to the clip of the eclipse, you'll
count down. Ben and Schinchul join us here in a bit number twenty five
Old Downbeat here wireless Mike with hostile Chelsea. What is your name? Madam?
What? Chelsea? Chelsea? You seem extremely reluctant. I don't know
who any of y'all are. Well, that's fine, that's okay. Would
you live with that? We deal with this every day, you know,
I don't know. So what brings you out here today? Chelsea? Enjoying
a quiet happy hour with my friends? Read that, enjoying a quiet happy
hour with my friend Gt. F O. All right, well, thank
them for their service. All right, I guess we'll wander off without any
further input from you. It's too bad, your lovely ladies, and I
think you would like me if you got to know me, curled her eyes.
All right, let's find him someone friendly. We need a confidence all
right, we do need a confidence. Ouch, don't make this weird.
Say look, Chelsea, apologize. Floral print dress. Chelsea, I'm sorry
to interrupt you again, but I'd just like to apologize because I feel like
I haven't made your night better. And if I could, I'd like to
buy you a nice shark heuterie board. I'm eating already, so I'm okay,
what a nice cocktail? How about a nice cocktail? We'll see.
Okay, we'll take it. It's a win win, converting listeners left and
right. Woman at a time, goods out, Mike, Hey, thanks
guys. She was grouchy instantly. I don't know any of you are,
which is fine. Yeah, it's funny. I don't know how Yeah,
that's it. But a couple of times right when he walked away, you
know, do anything, We're like, you know, come back and ask
Chelsea about that. We all were trying to steer him back to Chelsea for
more awkwardness already eight So I'm fine. Play grouchy Woman at a time.
Amazing number twenty four Clip of the Year clip show count down voted on by
the listeners Mosquito and the Hulk. This is the Hulk's threesome with the Raiders
Blocker. What is the wildest thing you ever did to Vegas Bat, I
don't know. I'm kind of a calm guy. I just kind of like
to, you know, get my freeze drinks and play my blackjack and I'll
go too crazy. Unfortunately for you, guys don't have any wild stories like
that. For me, it was threesome. Sounds amazing. Who are the
other two guys? You're making a hope now, I'm a big man.
And one of the problems was, all right, I got distracted in the
course of the act and forgot that it was an extra I forgot there was
an extra person. To be honest with you, I can't imagine that's it.
I just can't even begin to imagine that you're going to town and you
look up and there's a third That is crazy to bel my peripheral. I
picked it up and realized it was almost suffocating. I totally neglected the time.
Who did you? I forgot that I was in a threesome, and
so I had been laying on one of the people. That is the craziest
butt that he I've ever heard it by life. It's embarrassing, is you
know? But I'm down to four seventy three. I backed up to four
seventy six with a cheat day. He's so big that he forgot there was
a third person in the threesome because she was underneath his body. Person on
the sight of his eyes, like oh a foot, oh yeah, another
person when they laugh mid chicker, so good, my man. Number twenty
three Clip of the Year clip show can another song here? This one,
though still kind of hard to believe. The Rangers won the World Series.
Danny wrote the greatest song about it, The Beatles one. All the Beatles
tricks even try to slight Sea side? How are you even? Twenty twenty
three, every basely Frost today, Sexes Range, It's just one thet Ye're
the champions of the world. Yeah hourrise right. The biggest honor in my
life would be if they took the field to that song on opening day next
year. Chuck Margat are you last day? Come on? Chuck? I
mean, look, I didn't rent a freaking Hoffner in a vox lamp for
you know, six hundred dollars for a one minute long tune for nothing.
Yeah, to play once live and then once during the clip countdown show,
right and now the world Champion Texas render. It does work and there's nothing.
There's a jokes in her. Oh man, it's great serious. That
is very clean. Yeah for a sick mind like you. Yeah, sick
f h. Christina Ray is back on the count now, number twenty two.
Christina can't say the word rural. So there are certain words. I
mean, it's fun to laugh at the way he says regularly, but it's
a hard word to say regularly. Exactly groups you say it regularly. Oh
my god. He's all things that I say decently. He's a professional.
He should be on the radio more. That guy's incredible. You know what
the most difficult is to say rural, rural, rural duror what rural rural?
Wait? I think we found her Achilles the old country there rual duror
rural Wait. You're as you say it, You're questioning yourself as you say
it. This is amazing it. I can't move on with the show,
keep going well because I told you I have to picture it in my head
before I say it, like I spill it out in my head. So
rural rural juror. Okay, what if the one no, no, no,
no, no, this is fun. What if the diamond factory picked
up their operation and moved it out to crandall? What would they be known
as the rural diamond? A rural jeweler? Okay, so please tell us
what it is. Sorry, A rural jeweler is a tough one. She
chimes in and they just shine the light and all she tries to is grab
their wrists and move the flashlight away from her, and they won't allow he
rural rural, rural, rural jeweler, rural d rural durer. Weird one
last one twenty one. This is labeled oddly. Julie doesn't like the muff.
This is from old speakeasy days. I'm gonna go eat me a good,
delicious sandwich this year because I like that place. Get the muff,
Yeah, of course the muff, lot of I did have that thought.
No, I haven't thought about the muff ever. It's good. Actually,
never considered it. I don't think I ever will, but that's just me,
you don't know. I considered the sausage time two. Yeah, I'm
mostly sausage kind of gout. I want to tweet out everything. Just said
some things don't need to be on the internet. Yep, we try not
to sexualize Julie around here, and we didn't. You didn't try that hard.
You failed in that segment. You failed her. Sweet Julie trying to
help your show. She just said that she's not living the Billie Eilish lifestyle.
I haven't thought about the muff in it ever. I think we learned
a lot about Q ratings in this exercise of letting the listeners vote for things,
because Julie and Christina there get a lot of votes. More to come.
Oh yeah, then you succeed. She said she's had a hard time
with plastics. All right, cop of the your countdown? You're stressing over
that down to the top twenty Yeah, yeah, thank god we found it.
We can proceed. I mean I could have done that is my mouth.
But it was a great open as well, because Kevin's a great person.
I'm not an idiot. It's attracted our gaming listeners because that's the final
fantasy intro. Got it and a lot of people are shout out, all
right, number twenty. Ben Rogers known to have had a lobotomy or two.
It's even funnier when he incorporates it with a food from out of the
refrigerator. She's totally doing finger guns. He says that you're so close to
having another now. No, I can't laugh a lot on the show,
and I can't. I can't modify it. It's kind of like people when
they're an ugly crier. You're like, man, hope you don't cry.
I can't. I'm gonna be an ugly laugher. It's gonna beto lobotomy.
Laugh at all time. Please turn the sound er off. I don't want
to cry when I hear those laughs. I just imagine you staring and you
have a bunch of melted butter in your hands, and you're looking at it.
You're just looking at all this melty. You're looking down melted butter.
Ben. Oh, no, Ben got into the butter again. Hey who
left the door open of the refrigerator. He didn't know what I'm hoping it.
You're saying, Chris Cross apple sauce on the kitchen floor, staring at
melted butter in your hands. I don't know why. I have laughs that
are in the higher register and the ones that are lower. I don't know
why that visual killed me. Yeah, Ben got into the butter again.
And I'll give credit to Ryaner in the break that day, He's grabbed the
acoustic and in the break and I don't know why he just started strumming and
singing. Ben got into the butter again. We spent a whole break just
singing that song and I'm not playing it on the air for some reason.
Number nineteen clip of Your and I was voted on about the listeners. They
voted on a big Google document of all the clips. We're in the top
nineteen. Now, y'all the long Gonzales goes to Mike Render and his strip
Mall Steve impression. Oh we have Specs gift cards, so come out here
and register. Christina is going to get out of here with two Ranger hats
and every Specs gift card. It's gonna be incredible. And one strip Mall
Steve didn't take. Yeah that's true, Well there was. I'm taking these
crrors. Shoopy rarely does impressions, but it makes me happy anytime that he's
strip. Mall give us some more again. I have a word shot this
and that it was great. Always leave them one and more. Yeah,
I'm taking these. Steve does sound like a pirate sometimes. It's a unique
voice, no doubt, and that's why he was known as in high school
as the angry Angry Pirate. So that Steve, you don't know that,
I don't know that I didn't know him. That You're right. Number eighteen
involves groups in Mike Siroy. It's me. No further explanation needed. Oh
this is bad. My hands are shaking. You got We're only doing like
two minutes, right, That's fine, Just get out the chorus. There
used to be a green tower alone on the sea. You became the light
on the dark side of me, a drug that's the high and not the
pill. But did you know when it snows my eyes become Oh damn,
the light that you shine can't be seen. Baby. I compare you to
a kiss from a Rose on the grave boom before I get are you stranger?
It bees? Yeah, And now that Joe Rose is in bloom,
alight hits the glue on the grave. Here, I hopped off the plane
at La Yes with the dream of my card again. God, hell,
you welcome to the land of fame. That messing I gonna spit in up
in the cab. Here I am for the first time, looked to my
run and see the Hollywood sign. This is all so crazy everyone, it
seems so famous. He's start them feeling too much pressure and I'm nervous.
That's when the texts turned on radio and the jay Z song was on,
and the jay Z song was on, and the jay Z's song was on.
So put my hands playing my song butterflus by a way, not on
my head. My gap move My head's like gap yeah, playing my song
No gonna be okay yay. The US, Yeah, it's a party in
the US. Get to the club and my taxi cab beautiful. That's kamakazi
karaoke wor. Nobody knew what song they're singing until you pull it out of
a bucket and then one minute ten seconds later you're singing it live on the
race and radio. It's fun and we gotta do it again sometime. Not
much better than grooves laughing at himself, knowing that he's like failing at something.
Yeah, but also can sassy too. He got a little sassy groups.
He's incredible. Yeah, am I going to fit in? Oh my
god, he's trying to catch up with the lyrics, it gets behind and
it's like the buffering happens. Beautiful, no rhythm at all, yeah either.
I think I saw you crying a little when I was doing seal.
I was like, can we help him find the note? Because than that
singing doesn't come as natural to some of us as it does for you know,
I don't know legendary musicians like Danny Bayley or the Yeah similar for them,
Yes, pretty natural for them. Bina is in this form, you
have to try your best and try to emulate the legitimately, try hard because
that'll embarrass you more. That's okay, And get out of your comfort zone.
Yeah, all the way out. Yeah, okay, what's move on
to number seventeen. Mike Siroy's bad election endorsement. Other election news today,
guys, on election Day. Brad Vinson is a candidate in Tuesday's Granbury City
Council. Before you say anymore, I'm gonna say him all in on this
man. This is a man I trust and I support his candidacy and everything
he's involved in. Team Brad Benjamin, Brad Vincent, Team Brad Benson.
Now continue. He's a candidate in Tuesday's Grandberry City Council election. Arrested yesterday
morning on felony charges of possession of child born What district did you say?
I have misunderstood. I may have misunderstood the candidate you brought up. Look.
To Mikey's credit, he was in full support of Brad Benjamin. Dude.
I tried to help when he stopped it down and Kattie I started hopping,
Yes, please please keep it. He's gonna get it because I knew
a it was his policies that I liked, and then once I learned more
about what he did, obviously I'd like to withdraw my support, you know,
of both Brad Benson and Brad ben I don't want to get it up,
just to be safe, all Brad both human garbage. Number sixteen the
clip of the ear clip show countdown and on the top fifty that our listeners
voted on. This involves Jeff skin Wade, who yeah, sometimes he has
a little stroke and gets his words inner twelve here and there is this next
Oh yeah, if you have an above water hat, do not take that
thing into the water with you or it could get really heavy with all the
water. I mean, it could ruin that hat. It could ruin possibly
the entire weekend. I've seen people pop up from underneath water with a water
soaked above water hat and then their nap just snacks right off. What snacks?
Can you roll the tape back on that? No, you're right,
the sogginess of a wet hat bill could cause your neck to sack off,
zeg, your neck to snack nep snack. Okay, here's a short form.
I've seen people pop up from underneath water with a water soaked above water
hat and then their nap just snacks right off. Let me tell you about
it Injustice, and it's that thing only being number sixteen. And it's almost
not because of the screw up nip snack, which is insane and beautiful,
but it's just the idiocy of that conversation and what they're talking about, because
you can screw up the words in any conversation, but to have the courage
to talk about getting above water hat wet and the weight of it, I
don't know. That's been brill thing where he thought that he had invested in
a bunch of underwater hats. Okay, it's like a hat, does it
mean that it works underwater? He claims it does and it works underwater.
I just wouldn't challenging anymore. You put that in the same category as the
lapkin. Yeah, this is the roy industry stuff. The underwater hat.
You just keep going over the same weird copy point, you know. Yeah,
like the lapin, it's permanent, permanent, it works underwater, an
underwater hat. He's swimming in a ball cab. Well. I love the
entire topic. It's fascinating how those idiots would be talking about that and then
the magical moment happens within that. Yeah, like I've seen someone pop up.
I've seen someone pop up from underwater with a soaked above water hat,
and their pop up from underneath water where a water soaked above water hat,
and then their nap just snacks right off what okay? I mean finally passing
the bong around in college and having that conversation and that happened, you would
have fallen on the ground and out of the window laughing. I like that
Christina got a little bit of revenge on skin there, because usually it's him,
Yeah, immediately immediately jumping on her. Yeah, from underneath water where
a water soaked above water. Okay, water soaked above water Hat. It's
a new band named water Hat. Okay, where a water soaked above water
hat and then their nap just snacks right off. What snacks? Incredible?
I've seen it. Incredible. Number fifteen that's art is uh. Number fifteen
involves well most Sroyd's straight up getting dunked on. This is Julie's son Rider,
who's the number one guy like besides Tyler? That's making us feel good
right now? Mama, Jake yep? Who said he's coming to your birthday
party? Tyler Sagan? N yep, Tyler's gonna come and out. Jake's
on his list. He's trying to get Jake to his birthday party. When's
his birthday party? Twenty fourth? Al Right, where's me and Uncle Mike's
invite? Yeah, we didn't. I'll stand by my mailbox. It doesn't
arrived. Tyler Sagan's never put you on the radio before, little man,
what's Taylor? Tyler Sagan? Got that? We don't got that's right?
What about me? Why am I not? What he saying? An Invitation's
amazing, Bode Julie's kid. I was about to say, you've been hanging
around your mom too annihilated that was some deep comedy. Man. Yeah,
that was the old seventy five. I believe what's Tyler saying that I don't
have an invitation? Just the way he said it? Beautiful? Yeah.
God. One thing I kept saying for months after this too is this first
part. Who's the number one guy like besides Tyler that's making us feel good?
Right now? Oh that's the sister right well? Oh my god,
sha Number fourteen. Look, it's well documented the challenges of working on the
Ben and Skin Show if you're a male imagining a female working on the Ben
and Skin Show and having to deal with this harassment Number fourteen on the clip
of your clip show caut down Ben's awkward compliment to Christina. All Right,
I always have Christina pull audio for me, and sometimes I get to it.
Sometimes I don't, So I apologize for that, Christina. But you're
always doing a great job at pulling whatever I'm asking you to. Uh.
Almost almost said You're always doing a good job of pulling whatever I'm asking you
to. Grab almost said that, but I did not. Well, the
fact that you're now making it dirty is the problem. If you I didn't.
I did just say you're shining a light on what you were thinking of
your thoughts. I was pure and innocent with my thoughts. You are dirty
heathen. They're disgusting. Yeah. I love how she's just sitting there.
You guys go ahead. I love that earnestly he's coming in than there was
before, because just to hear Ben go on this journey in his own head,
all right. I always have Christina pull audio for me, and sometimes
I get to it. Sometimes I don't, so I apologize for that,
Christina. But you're always doing a great job of pulling whatever I'm asking you
to. Uh almost almost said You're always doing a good job of pulling whatever
I'm asking you to grab almost said that, but I did not. Well,
the fact that you're now making it dirty is the problem if you.
I didn't. I did just say, shining a light on what you were
thinking of your thoughts. I was pure and innocent with my thoughts. You
are a dirty heathen. They're disgusting. Yeah, of your thoughts. Of
your thoughts also, Steve goes, and these are your thoughts. No appointments
sound. But you're always doing a great job at pulling whatever I'm asking you
to, uh almost almost said, always doing a good job of pulling whatever
I'm asking you to. Like, Steve was ahead of it. Yeah,
yeah, he saw the gears, but to hear it while he's talking to
him, realize what he's doing, and then not nowhere to go, and
it's really good. He saw the hamster fall asleep on the wheel and just
kind of yeah. But number thirteen on the year in countdown that our listeners
voted on. I love this. KT gets kicked in the nuts by everyone
is here. The incredible makes his between KT and Chuck and big Bulch bo.
Yeah, yes, amazing country k Helly, guys, it's me car.
Guys, listen to how many bells of Hey, what's going on?
Guys? Going on? Guy? KT? Uh? How shoot you in
text and iron things out? And I didn't sheet cheat shoot your text and
iron things out? Guy, he didn't even take the straw out of his
mouth. That's amazing talk some pop culture or something. I don't know what's
going on, guys. I love KT chunter, I love KT forever,
But for some reason the last couple of months, it's his voice echoing in
my ear. Most anything he says just cracks me up. And you don't
help with the end of your when it comes to bisks and chowders, Okay,
thank you that thing that think we play at the end of our show.
And as he's saying it, I picture him just kind of staring at
his hands a little bit, and as quick on this world, so enjoy
you every minute while you have it. The sign off sounds like Kat is
on his deathbed and that's those are his last words, has the morphine dripping
like he's trying to He's trying to drop the most poignant last words, but
it just doesn't go right because the quick on this world, So enjoy every
minute. He's doing that. The dirty dabber is at the footiest bed,
texting the tennis mom, not looking at him as he's saying that. Okay,
then he said, miss, they enjoy your every your every minute while
you have out. Let's hear it again. They changed things out as quick
on this world, So enjoy you every minute while you have it. It's
kind of perfect. It's amazing. Wow, damn did you forget to wear
your cup to work that day? Oh? My god? Most days?
And then the whole time while that's going on, I'm hearing y'all talk about
me and I'm like, God, why is everyone's so obsessed with me?
Number Twell, I've labeled this lawn chair Friday. It's basically a collage four
minutes, but it is the day that our listeners really took over the lawn
and then across the street up in wood and built an inflatable and put y'all's
faces on it and called it Dingo's World. The store known as Costume World,
which is now defunct, left them just kind of sit there and get
a bounce house and turn it into Dingu's World. It's a dinosaur themed bounce
house that said Dinoh World and they changed it to Dingu's World. Just incredible
work by our listeners. And here's us reacting to it kind of all throughout
the day on the station. And it is officially a lawn chair Friday.
Wow at ninety seven. Freak, Yeah, we got one out there.
We got a lawnchair in the lawn. Right outside the studio, there's a
there's a lawn chair folded out with some sort of yetti cup next to it,
but no one's in it. It's probably a chair belonging to the guy
who's also setting up a table across the street. At Costume World. So
we got we got things brewing in the parking lot or in the field.
Interesting. Interesting, lawn chair is gone, but there's action. Across the
street is a store called Costume World, and there appears to be a table
set up and Jeff, what are you seeing there in the parking lot of
Costume World. So we have a table set up that says Glenn's Bagels and
more. And we appear to have at least four inflatables being rolled off a
trailer that are about to I guess, be inflated over here here on the
freak. This is gonna be a whole ass carnival. I have an update
on what the inflatable is. So it's got trees at the corners, and
it looks like it's probably called Dino World, but they have taped over the
oh and made it Dingo World. We have a development. We have a
development marching out at Cossume. They all came out of Costume World. Look
at that and they Oh my god, they all have boody costumes on group.
Seriously, get in here. This is the nuttiest ass I've ever seen.
Oh my god, it's amazing. Look at all the buddy wait,
they're about to cross inwood What is happening? No? Wait, look what
is that over there? Oh my gosh, what is that thing? Is
that like an alien? I just see a bright green This is the dumbest
crap I have ever seen in my life. He got an astronaut costume with
an alien head. I didn't think I could love them more And here we
go. This is insanity. I'm so happy right now. Oh man,
my testicle's hurt. Stop what because I was laughing so hard? Do you
know how hard it has been to sit here and watch that guy chip over
there by Dean Good World, And I want to go over there and there,
go down there, go golf down there. Give us a call from
down there, tell us what's going on down there? Yeah? Yeah,
down there. Oh I think he's slowing down. He's slowing down a little
bit. Okay, yeah, he's slowing down. Their skin Now he's speeding
up. Okay, skin is speeding up. Dude, What a unique opportunity
to actually chip a shot over inwood Road? How many times do you get
a chance to do that? Ever? So I lined up and I called
my shot, and yes, I shipped it across Inwood Road. And I
nailed the power line just like I called. I would probably the greatest golf
shot of my career. We didn't I get in trouble. Giant FedEx e
wheel. What's up game? He brought a Giant FedEx truck. He's just
running over cars in the parking lot. Katie, can you give us an
up day? What's happening down there? So in the other uh side of
the parking lot of Costume World, we got another truck that's pulled up and
is now giving a lift Kate ride, the third Listkate ride of the day.
It is on the stage with them. Yeah, going up, He's
going up. There they go. They're up four feet and they're going back
down. It was right, y'all. Realize y'all's heads are on here on
Dinger World, y'all. No, I didn't know that. For someone pointed
out the heads of Danny Reiner, Julie and Ben Rogers based off of the
Committez graphic. I mean the buddy on there, My Criner has showed up
at the back. Oh my god, how did that happened? That is
getting so weird. I just can't explain how. I don't know why.
But that's like the best steroid shot ever, looking out the window and seeing
people out there doing sometimes nothing or odd activities. You know, one guy
just like having to work of my short games. It was chipping ye quote
unquote whiffle balls. Absolutely where did he really did hit it across in wood
and dogs it off the post on his first shot and he's a terrible golfer.
It was so funny carry just started that he did right? Yeah?
So was it I think it was a memorabilia giveaway? Yeah, because I
would bring the mystery jersey, That's what it was. I mean, I
had that idea before we started. It was like, well's buy each other
random presents and if you don't want them, we'll all just auto and the
autograph's a joke, you know, we'll all autograph it and throw it out
in the grass and anyone else who wants we can just come pick it up.
So he did it with those mystery jerseys, a couple of them,
and there were people like immediately down there. I guess that's what maybe drew
any attention to the lawn. At first, it was just the grass where
we'd throw these dumb prizes out and let anyone driving by pick them up.
And then I think Carrie made like texted us or emailed us the bold claim
that he was going to set up a lawn chair and just sit out there
and listen to our show, right, and he actually did it. Yeah,
And the first one it was just him, yeah, by himself with
a yetti cup full of water or whatever he's drinking. Bro Siggs and I
think, uh, I think Mike and Grapevine was I think the second one
to get on board, yep. And if I'm if I'm wrong, Jordan
I think was another guy who came in and kind of helped kind of the
regulars. And then it kind of got bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger.
And I'm sorry if I've left anyone out, but it just kept getting
and then we had the day where we got in trouble where a bounce house
was ordered on this side of the lawn, which technically would be our property,
and it was ordered to shut it down. But we were online looking
up like city ordinances of who owns that land because it's power lines, like
the city owns it, so we were pretty sure that anyone could kind of
just but it was our building management that was pitching a bitch about it,
so we did them all, yeah, exactly, we're not looking at anyone
off. They were kind of cool because they were just like de played it.
Take it down. So we took it down. They took it down.
But I think the next day what caused another stirs. Chris was like,
guys, like, you know what, I'll pay a lown crew to
come mow the lawn out there for him. It's like, well, well
they got people to take care of that already, and that just drew more
attention to it. And then they reached out on their own to Costume World,
and Costume World's like, yeah, sure, set up have a day.
I mean, it was awesome. We all went in there and they
went and bought Costume World. And I'm telling you, you guys were not
here for this. I was as they are running across the streets and like
eight have bunny heads and a couple of them have alien heads on, and
they're just coming over to wave at us from up here. I don't know
why that was a version of cocaine to help just get you through the day,
but it was. It was just it's amazing. If you're a cop
driving down in you see a bunch of people dressed up as rabbits running across
the street. You have questions, are you obligated to stop for any reason?
Because I'm thinking this is some weird bank robbery, like the Reagan masks
or something. President. Yeah, total strange. I tried. I don't
know if it was Reiner. I was trying to. I talked to Carrie
and I wanted all of them when they had their like animal heads on,
They're all just mingling, you know, doing normal stuff. And then I
got them organized and I want them all stand in like a single group,
motionless and just stare up at the window with their bunny heads on. And
I'm like, that'll just be creepy. Yeah, exactly exactly what I was
going for. And they kind of did it, but Carrie had his tilted
up while he was sposing to sing underneath it. And well they had work
to do too, that's what they always had an office space with them as
well. They're incredible. And then then the the reviews of Costume World go
thing. We were driving that morning. I was telling her, Hey,
go to Yelp and just and Google and just hammer a credit five store reviews
for costume World. It was going out of business too in the costume world.
Uh manager building manager over there. She came over and was talking to
us and she so it was like that day. I just I was buzzing
over that for weeks. I mean, if you own a costume shop,
you're into cool fun bits, you know, absolutely, Okay, Number eleven
last one will do today, well, ten through one tomorrow again. You
know, I don't know why everyone's so obsessed with me. Kat jokestroke at
six o two am, one of our comedians is leaving at eight o'clock.
Yes, I would say being forced to leave by management. Yeah, for
charity. For management and charity, the two things you hate the most.
All right, now we're rolling. He needs one to get him cranked morning.
I know it was there somewhere clean the pipes a little bit. Okay,
now we're rolling the two things you hate the most. I don't know
why I thought that was funny in my head. That's what sucks is telegraphing
what you think is funny. Ourdest part about it, it's not the stroke.
Regular listeners all know this, and I just want to reset it and
have anyone new hear that again because that's a great audio example of what we
deal with. Kevin has is an eclepsy, and part of that is when
he does it's excited, he has a little episode where he flutters on,
losing consciousness for a fraction of a second. Yeah, so he tells a
good joke. Sometimes when he knows he's the joke's going to be great anticipation,
Like I can't get the joke, he does like lower his head a
little bit, his eyes sort of mostly closed and like gently blink and the
excitements too much for my brain. Yes, it's a legiti medical thing.
It happens pretty much every day to some degree, depending on how funny he
is. So I've noticed it happening less and less lately. Yeah, I'm
worried about you, worried about us if he's not stroking out. So we
called it the joke stroke. But just listen very closely. You can tell
when he decides to make the joke and how he can barely barely get it
out. Yeah, for charity. For management and charity, the two things
you hate the most. All right now, we're rolling want to get him
cranked. Mikey hates management and charity. Things you hate the most. Yeah,
well it's funny. We'll see if any of my other strokes make the
top ten tomorrow at nine. Okay, once again, definitely worth waiting for
that. Okay, top ten clips of the year. This is it,
dude. I put on a Google form about over one hundred clips, just
labeled them carelessly and put them on a Google form. Put the poll up.
Everyone can go voter on as many as they wanted. Got a bunch
of votes from our listeners. I tallied them last Sunday at noon, I
did the cutoff and tallied the votes, and every day this week we've done
about ten. So we did the top fifty of the year, and we
are now to the final top ten clips of the year. And the number
ten clip of the years voted on our listeners involves the Old Downbeat, but
it's labeled Old Downbeat destroys KT about bisks and chowders. Oh boy, this
one might hurt me. Just essentially a promo for the Speakeasy. So here
you go. You holler at me when it comes to bisks and chowders.
You know, Okay, mornings, I love try and shout us eisode.
We're gonna holler at you. Let's bring this down. When we are going
to order some, when we're when when when we have a question about bisk,
when we have a craving, when do we holler? So what does
he say at the very beginning, Holler at me when it comes to bisks
and chowders, and holler at me when it comes to bisks and chowders.
He says chout because then he gets Boston with it. But it's not even
like chowder. It's just holler at me when it comes to bisks and chowders
chowders. It's like he decided halfway through the word he was gonna go Boston
with it. I just can't holler at me. Then Julie immediately goes,
I'm sorry, but let's break this down. Holler at me when it comes
to miss and the chowders, you know, okay and shouders. So we're
gonna holler at you, let's bring this down. Julie's ready to let it
go and just say okay, and then Kat doubles down, so we're gonna
holler at you. Win. Like the question comes to bisks and chowders,
Like when we're going to order some holler at me, but only when it
comes right. If you're sitting at home, you know, over the weekend,
and and you're like, man, god, IM go for a nice
creamy New England soup, maybe one with some clam in it. You know
what I need to call Kates. I gotta holler at k holler at me
when it goes to misks and chowders. Hey, KT, I need some
bisks or chowder. What do you got? Can holler at me when it
goes to misks and chowders. For some reason, like a week now,
all I can think of is KTV and the expert, which he's not not
really saying that, he's just saying when he comes to that holler at me.
Then he admits I love trying chowders. Yeah, as if you're not,
you're clearly not positioning yourself as an expert. No, because you still
haven't sampled all of them. You like to continue to try chowders. So
my point is, you call KT when you've got chowder or bisk on your
mind, right, but not if you have questions. You get him on
the phone and you're like, hey KT, this is Danny. I'm thinking
about bisks and chowders. Where do we go from here? Yeah, what's
my next move? Yeah we should holler at KT about discs and chowders this
weekend. And now every listener wow, every time they come across the holl
are you. Yeah, let's get tagged everything. Well, once a week
I get tagged in some chowder. I kept tagged in one this morning.
Yeah, there's a photo of a bowl of chowder. And yeah, just
basically says I'm hollering. It's like I went to Seattle and had some chowders
and then came back and I was you're right, Mike's right. I was
not framing myself as an expert on No. It's fascinating. Why the hell
you would ever say that? It sounds so funny when he's saying it and
there's like Motley Crew playing behind him. Yeah, they were still airing promo
beds from the Eagle days. I guess everything had a hard rock edge do
it. And I still think Julie's okay, it's like one of the most
perfectly delivered okays. It says so much okay that made it. I mean
that that discussion happened in twenty twenty two. But y'all talking about it happened
in twenty twenty three. Okay, number ten, Number ten, Number nine,
Julie Dobbs, back at it here. This one's called well, I
won't have to tell you I could take our ass to the lounge ready for
a stiffy What like a stiff drink in the sunset? I hate that the
music was playing. Come on, y'all, a stiff drink in the sunset
lounge. It's a big day. No one's ever called a drink that,
yes they have once I tried the d It worked for me, Papa,
Even if you tried to be innocent, grooves as three drops incriminating you pile
on the evidence. I'm assuming that was a performance by everyone else on the
show. They've heard a stiff A stiff drink of course, of course.
So there's number nine. Number eight. First listeners voted on Danny had a
wild prediction when the Cowboys played the forty nine ers. It led to me
having a stroke. So here it is number eight. Number three. Denise
de Bartolo, York will be caught on camera in the owner's box eating one
of the following three food items, an ice cream cone, a wing or
cheese. It's right out of the damn box. What is her title?
She's a co owner, Eddie de Bartolo's daughter. Yep, boy, she
does look like she would take in some stadium food. What do you mean,
because we all would? What a saved? Kudos to you, Dallas,
Observer host of the year. But that's the funniest thing it's been said
all week. Mi goes, oh, because he's tea it up. We
all would, because we all would think the best it is the best saved.
Yes, oh boy, she looks like she would love some of those
stadium foods. It's just oh, okay, why why? That's why.
Part of the reason I had a stroke there is because you said, when
I realized I gotta get myself out of this pickle, I need it again.
She's a co owner, Eddie de Bartilo's daughter. Boy, she does
look like she would take in some stadium food. What do you mean,
because we all would? What a save? Kudos to you, Dallas.
We really would, though, we all what is it when we go to
a game, sometimes you just eat more than we should. Yeah, I
don't like try to kill ever really crave stadium food. But it's like you
get her some of the game. Screw it. You know, if you
were in a Sweet like I was the other night, geese some damage,
like why whine? I have to eat everything that's in here? Because we
does? We all would. What was on the menu at the Sweet chicken
fingers they had no, they had some West End fahitas, and they had
a little brisket sandwich sliders, A little sliders. Nice, that's pretty good.
Loaded up the wedge salad. Incredible wedge. Yeah, I don't know,
you like a good wedge. It's a spare, solid real. They
just cut of had an iceberg in half and throw it on a plate.
Yeah, well they wedge it blats some blue cheese on there or whatever.
But if you have crunchy bacon in that old cheese, we all would,
because we all would. It wasn't that she was like a huge woman,
though she had a huge mouth. That's what I kept going to she did.
She had a big mouth. Number seven be good for the Air,
Voted on by our listeners Jeff Cavanaugh of The Speakeasy two to six versus Emily
Jones. You're you know and we failed by not replaying this. This maybe
the first, we should have replayed this. This is insane. Your your
job is to be not a moron every day, but are you able to
do it? No? No, I'm not okay, so stop, But
I can be a checked ive. We don't have to pretend everyone was perfect
because we won this whole time. Can we even make it to the playoffs?
Oh gosh, now we made it to the playoff. Emily, we
have the worst bullpen to ever make the MLB playoffs. It's a valid point.
No team with their success rate has ever had a winning record ever.
Ever, you're still shut up. Yes, I am observing sports. I
get it. Yes, yes, No, I not. We're in the
World Series and you came on and attacked me for literally no reason. No
because in the playoffs at it? Wow? Yeah, I never heard that.
I saw it blow up, you know, Twitter everything, But I've
not heard of these. I don't like hearing it, and I don't like
seeing my friends fight now and they both feel so bad about it. Do
they love each other? Absolutely? I thought so good. Sports fight is
fun. It is sports fight is a good time. I like how she
asked, got dumped and just kept powering through because you know, normally when
you get asked that's a reset moment, or when you get dumped, it's
like we laugh about it. And then whatever didn't even stop her down didn't
stop anything. It's worked up calling for the dumb and you know what,
I think both of them are kind of right too. Yeah, I was
thinking that too. We're like, yes, we are the World Series.
Yes, the bullpit has been trash, Like those are things we could acknowledge,
and that's kind that. It was a bit of a miracle that in
September and October the bullpen didn't get it together. They're so good, so
many sweats, so many are oldest Chapman first batter walks of an inning and
then and then fairly smooth sailing. Yeah. I like Boach. You said
that like three cours away through the year, and it kind of slapped me
into place. It's like, well, it's a baseball team. Not every
aspect is going to be perfect. And it's like, yeah, you're right.
As long as you're good at most things, you can't be You can't
be an A plus or an A even at everything. It's just not possible.
Yeah, we he sort of acknowledge, Yeah, we have a d
maybe worse bullpen. And it's weird that as wobbly as a Chapman was,
and I guess is you know, good as the clerk was in the clinching
game. You didn't even clerk didn't even pitch little clerk and chapmansores all had
periods of the year where you went, you can't put them in a game
like the parts of the season. But that was the core of the late
game, you know, plan for the Rangers, and it was great in
the playoffs, amazing. Emily was right, and I think Jeff was too.
I think everyone was right sort of. Her point was just shot up
about the one bad thing from the regular season, like you're in the FN
World Series. Yeah, And I don't know if his point was still but
it's shocking that they're in the World Series because they had this colossally bad bullpen.
So I guess both sure accurate, but that's juicy. I was very
juicy. She told him to shut up, like twelve tons shot up amazing,
and he was talking so loud over it he couldn't hear her say shut
up. He heard it, good, he heard it, and now we're
all best friends. Number six Mixtroyd came in one day and said, you
know what, guys, I'm gonna face my fears. I'm gonna take a
hot air balloon ride. That's right. And iHeart got their national official national
hot air balloon and put up. I couldn't leave us on the roof.
I think it's how we promoted jingle ball. You know it's my biggest fear.
And I went up. Yeah, So here is Mike s Roy's hot
air balloon right across the Metroplex from on the departure point on top of the
iHeartRadio Building. Mikey Siroy has made his way up onto the roof to jump
into the basket of the iHeart Radio hot air balloon. Hello, can you
hear me? This thing's big. I'm already a little terrified, but I'm
on the roof of the iHeart Building. Pilot's here, I'm ready to go.
They did give me a bottle of champagne. I want to christen the
the iHeart Switcher ward of the wind and I'm up like twenty foam kay Kevin.
Kevin drew a giant penis on the roof of our building. If you
are an idiot, I thought you go with a T T. Boys,
what with that curve that appeared to be a Jacati. If I'm not mistaken,
all right, we're going up. I need to carry in a lawn.
It's just an orange spec Man. We're getting high ptty quick. There's
a little traffic on the tollway. The little fender bender over there, and
that's a business vehicle. He won four to three. Yeah, Raiko and
Frankel, they hurried me. They give me a thumbs up. Over there,
he's in a phone chimberket. He's gonna get compensated. Hey, I
see Zach RPD. He's on his motorcycle. He got a hot chick on
the back. He looks like he's both speeding and talking at over one hundred
miles an hour cruising. All right, people are waving. Hey, Trever
Shawn parked a bunch of cars back to the parking spot. My having up.
Uh the American Airlines Center, now, yeah, there you go.
There's the AAC. That roof is dirty. The couple of holes in this
thing that explains all the leaks. All right, Victory Plaza. Uh,
Danny, did you guys hear me? Danny there? Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Remember our old building and we used to work out him
right over there, I do. I see a big line of talented people
walking out of there. Look at all of them. A bunch of nerd
lawyer is chasing them with fists full of paper. Oh my god, I
don't know. Go down, Nicholas, Nicholas, go down. I want
to say hi to some old friends yet, but I say go lower.
Oh my god, what's Mike? Are you there? I don't know,
Mike? Did he just crash in the American Airlines Center? So me and
you, now, hey, we will. I'll do a frinkle spot while
we notify next to Ken Damn survived it? How'd you make it out alive?
I see what you do is right at the last second, you jump
as high as you can, and I'll offset some of the terminal velocity that
you may have achieved. And I just landed like ah, like the hull
clawing from outer space and a superhero pose right next to the Dirk statue and
skin and survived and Skin said Jesus Christ, Jesus, Oh, that's Somber
six number five. We got shut out of opening day, so we created
thanks to Julie's idea, Opening May, and we went out and y'all killed
and y'all show at the ballpark and first home game of May, and but
I want to hang out before and I don't know if I got a bunch
of botes because I labeled it drunk KT, but drunk KT at opening day,
calls Mike, Ryan or Mark as I quickly arrived, had two Gin
and Tonics, and then it was pretty much on all day long. Speaking's
anything you want to say to our listeners before you head inside. Evan Carter
all right, look, I know it's it's tough. Sometimes you want to
sleep in a little bit. We could use you in the opening segment.
That's the big, hefty one that we do. And I know you guys
get a little bit of a castrated first segment. He doesn't talk for a
living. Our first segment goes up twenty five minutes, Kevin talk, thank
you, And a lot of people relate to me around here in this in
this these hillside smart have I been drinking? Have I been drinking? As
I tryed to throw it to Ryan or I called him Mark, Mark,
A lot of people relate to me on these hillsides, Mark dumb quarter.
Our first segment goes up twenty five minutes. Thank you, and a lot
of people relate to me around here, in this, in this, these
hillsides, Mart, have I been drinking? I remember you're a disaster.
He'll relate to me on these and I'll be having some gin and tonics and
getting loose this afternoon at Mike's Jimini twin. Just so get ready for that.
Okay, number four Here, Ben and Skin write love letters to each
other's wives. All right, get ready, don't read mine yet. I'm
gonna read what Ben sent to my wife that I'm now sending my wife.
Dear lover, It's National Love Letter Day, and I know this is going
to seem strange, but I wanted to send you a quick note to express
my feels quite candidly. You're my love holster, and I am your ever
blasting, high powered love gun. When I get home, I'm going to
catch Arnie giving you these love pumps. I know it's been real mediocre lately
in terms of my pants, but that'll change tonight after I stretch love Jeff.
All right, all right, hear Skins, my dearest and most electric
sexual partner. My lust for you knows no bounds. I should probably prove
this. My lust for you knows no bounds, and I love to make
it per all right, we get ready to dump me? Ready to Yeah?
I think so. I'm very throbby today and I want you to understand
that I'm very throbby today, and I want you to understand this. Shall
we shall we play a game? Let's love, Let's love on it and
live the life we always dreamt of when we were young, before kids ruined
it all with love your big boy thrust machine the bin. Did they actually
have to give those to their lives? Texted it to each other's wife?
And how are the responses? I don't remember. Oh yeah, they wrote
those and had to text each other's wives. Brilliant. You're listening to the
downbeat on ninety seven one the Freak. It's a fun ass week man.
Hell yeah, there's been fun times. Fun times were the disable I answer.
In a few minutes, I'll tell you who won the TikTok Way Kevin
Hart tickets WinStar next Friday. Shutting off your entries now though, right now?
Yes so the people who got up in there good, but shutting them
off now. One ounce that ninety five and then uh, this afternoon,
obviously we're having the gift drift at Mike's, Jim and I twin with the
Speakeasy two to six. That'll get going around four four thirty something like that.
So we have that. All right, We're gonna continue the clip of
the year countdown right, Yeah, dude, final three. Great job on
this, man, Well, thank you. I enjoyed doing it though,
you know, I know it's it's fun to do it. I'm a pretty
OCD about having things organized and list and saving stuff. A potential hoarder probably,
but I like doing this. I'm not cutting our listeners vote on it,
even though it's just loosely labeled audio. Yeah whatever it clip's labeled and
then you like, you know, they can't hear it before. One thing
that was highly memorable for people though, was the old downbeat, which is
no longer in tune with this because we deal a lineup switch back on July
twenty fourth, but it was Mike Siroy, Mike Reiner and then Groups and
then Danny was added at the end of November and we had a big meeting
where they wanted us to say our names more and Danny came back with an
iconic song that should never die even though it's about a show that doesn't exist
anymore. Number three, Ryan's Mikey, Danny and Groobs Ryan Mike talking down
stuff and down bo with rhymes mike Eth Danny Groots. There's a little guy
in a little room. He barts in his sleep and he's not well groomed.
He's addicted to porn and wearing splitlocker shoes. Allow me to introduce you
to groups rhymes my deep for Danny groups talking about stuff in the afternoon.
Grabbed your phone and send the sidings with rhymes. Mike Eath Danny Broots.
He's a failed musician. He looked into this league. He's fifteen years old
and he just had a kid. He rambles too much. His opinions are
lame. He showers once a week. And Danny's his name rhymes my pet
Danny groups talking about stuff in the afternoon. Did he take her whip and
down some booze with ries Mikey Danny broods the hills from Miami and he lives
at the park. He has to blow in to him to start his car.
He loves the dolphins, the speedboats and breaks some coke. Don't get
attached to bike because he'll probably just crow lapping, Danny Groups talking bath stuff
in the afternoon. Australia has the Kanger, got rides the Key, Danny
brews he's at that age where he can die from the blue his content Physis
beer. After page forty two, the dolphin craps his pants during the show
the Riders wearing a diapers So how would we know pasting Rynes Mike, Danny
Grooves talking bath stuff in the afternoon, take her rip and downs and boos
with rides My yeah, we were told so we were told to say our
names more. Yeah, so people would know who they were listening to.
You made it easy. I tried, and I know that it's some people
in management that supported those ideas. Not dude. That song was genius,
but I bet they were going, mother, yeah, making a joke out
damn everything the first I love it. I still love it. It's nice
not to hear it every single day because Danny started pulling the revolver out after
a couple of weeks to that. But it's so cute and catchy. That's
the one where I was like, Danny, we're starting at YouTube page,
You're writing kids songs and we're gonna make a trillion dollar kids song. Right,
we're gonna make that song about the zoo. Yes, and we're still
a rock duo. You and me. We're having fun at the zoo,
right with lions, tigers and Kinger. It's so easy, house, says
Moumo. Yeah whatever, get animals, smash hit, get cash to do
the video, and we just sit back and avoid getting hit with one hundred
dollars bills. All we do is sit back and refresh our bank direct deposit
statements, Sit on your millions, wait and watch the ships come in.
It's it's it's great. We wipe our butts with gold nuggets. Wait does
that work? It's excellent, dude, that's it. That was an ear
where I'm a lot of people struggled with for a long time. Very very
good. Number three on the podium. Yes, yes, you got a
bronze. Pretty good. I did a response song that was a fail.
This did not make the countdown, clearly, that's what you heard at the
end. That was I forgot I attached it to it. Uh, does
the same thing say the name things? I came in and please told me
you did it live? Not well though, but it's it's terrible. It
doesn't take long. It's a short Jeff, Katie Juliet gathered with Saunt together
about Jeff. Yeah, God, it started out it sounded like an early
Tripping Daisy song. It was really good. We're about to go on a
long journey. He plays a rooster. At seven, we'll gather and talk
about Jeff's uncircumcised winners. This is like something out of Deep Ellen from ninety
one. Man, that was cool. That's a good idea or not.
But your show started at seven. We did start at seven. Unbelievable.
Number two long and involves Christina Ray from the Benskin Show. We're sticking at
dealing with the frustrations of working on the Bit and Skin show here. Bracket
season. Always hated bracket season because my brackets would get questioned, even though
I have created the proper, proper formula to have a successful bracket every time.
But whatever, and I forgot what the point of the bracket was.
But Christina got mad. Okay, so you can just run it your guy
way. She said that to you, like, yeah, dumb man,
I'm able to keep up with a bracket that I made. Okay, what's
next? Oh we're going? Are we going? Back to the very beginning.
Now, Okay, I'd like to apologize for attacking you, because bye,
guys, I'll see you. I'm so pissed. No idea how much
I'm doing versus Foster the people. Jesus what. Wow? And then a
real pleasant song comes. Wow. I never see her upset, she never
gets mad. I always loved that on the radio. She sounds like she's
smiling while she's talking. But yeah, you could hear there. She cried
really upset, like she'll she'll get sad before she gets angry. Yeah,
probably, yeah, yeah, and quiet a little bit. She'd had about
enough. And you know what, I don't blame her. Can you imagine
having to work with those two bone beaks every day? Gravy, No idea
how much I'm doing versus Foster than people, Jesus Christ. Because here's the
thing about thin and Skin. They've known each other since they were boys.
And as much as they will go at each other and make fun of each
other and all that, when they smell blood and there's chum in the water,
they will team up to bully and eat the chum. To say,
what, maybe the stupidest answer I've ever given, Green, Green, Green,
foster the people, and now anytime you hear pumped up kicks, just
any type of foster the people, which you're not referenced much anymore, but
I'll just go faster the people. You kind of have that without a shredding
too. So I love you, Christina. Good job. The best number
two of course, and now the number one clip of the year countdown.
This one has been Uh, we've been waiting on this all day. We've
been waiting so long that we have this for it. I was like,
yeah, let's go go wait, we waited for that number one. Julie
Dobbs, she Peter Pants. Well, thank you, Celsius energy. You
just added a letter and I don't know what letter it was. What is
it, Celsius, Yeah, I think you had an h So, yeah
I did because it's delicious and none of us ever mispronounced words, so we
have to call you out on it. Well, I do mispronounced words,
yep, the only one on our show, and I do, I promise
somewhere down the road. What was that? That was when I was getting
down a bad place with trying to make words, and I just made that
sound as a sis. Have to do the next minute, that Julie legit
took her headphones off and has to go to the bathroom leaving. Don't you
want to hear this, dude? Okay, okay, the doors closed.
I think that means she probably went a little bit. I think she said
she did. Okay, because unless you're not leaving the room like you didn't
suddenly just have to go. She had an accident, did incredible, as
Mike said yesterday, and he goes he was guessing. Mike was like,
I bet Julie peen her pants are number one. He's like, and as
it should be if anyone piece their pants on the radio, locking in number
one, so like you could hide the other What if you pooped your pants,
you could hide that, you know. Yeah, there's layers of protection,
maybe a little yeah, like a little bit like, oh man,
that was more than I expected. But a tinkle. You got to get
out. It's pending. Yeah, you have to