This is a Downbeata. Well, we have breaking football news two minutes ago.
Really, oh, Bill Belichick? What the New England Patriots have hired
Gered Mayo or Jared Mayo's I was called Jared it' spelt grod Jared Mayo as
their next head coach. He will be formally introduced at a press conference next
week. That hit two minutes ago Vegas yesterday because I was kind of keeping
an eye on odds and there was like minus seven hundred he was yesterday morning,
and then right in the middle of the day it went to like plus
one fifty, like they got the word that. I guess maybe when that
story broke, but that there was a done deal. Yes, wow,
And that makes so Mike Rabel's like because it felt like he wanted to go
there. Yeah, that feel like felt like a natural fit. I guess
Washington or Seattle could make sense for Rabel. Dan Quinn would make sense there.
Rabel might make sense in Carolina too. I guess options for him.
He's just got a huge head. But that's now seven openings. I think
it may have been what defensive coach there was a linebacker coach I believe,
so he might be good I like, but I don't know. He'd been
coaching there for a few years. I mean didn't seem like that long ago
he was playing. He played eight seasons there and he was highly thought of
by I mean he's been people have been talking about him a long time.
He will be a future coach. He's only thirty seven years old. In
fact, he retired in twenty fifteen. Fifteen. Yeah, then since twenty
nineteen inside linebackers coach and just handed the job of the Patriots. But I
mean cool, they keep it in the family, and so much was gonna
happen. That's why Vrabel made sense, yeap, and kind of like that
honestly, he kind of keep things in the family. And hey man,
I mean it happened here though, like I said, I didn't like it,
and Campo got the job and Jason Garrett got the job, and when
they've gone out side of the family, they've had more success with Bill Parcells
and Mike McCarthy. But you know, I don't know, it's that just
happened right now. So also, coming out of that presser yesterday with Craft
and Belichick was like kind of verbiage that Belichick is ain't done coaching, which
I guess kind of we thought, you know, but his age, you
never know what he wants to do. But yeah, wherever he goes,
I am fascinated with how that's going to play out, all of it because
he ain't changing in the Navy. But how do you walk in with that
vibe that he has to a new city, new ownership, new everything.
Like part of why it worked is because he was so entrenched in New England
and he was just the guy and you had to fall in to build Belichick's
way and check the trophy case, it works. Okay, so go to
how do you have that same kind of attitude in Carolina or wherever? Go
to Atlanta? And where he's the favorite to go to Atlanta? Is that
where? Okay, where they don't have a quarterback? Still does he win?
Are you the best quarterback? Are you the best coach of all time?
Without Tom Brady? And those all questions are seem very Generican. They
are, but they're also legit questions. It's hilarious. Yah, not gonna
happen. Cowboys, big time favorites to win, It's not gonna happen.
Yesterday we had their sideline reporter who's you know, embedded with the team going,
the Cowboys should be really confident, he said that, John Coon.
Yeah, but what if what if the Cowboys lose and they fire Mike?
No, no, no, suspend disbelief for a moment and they do fire
McCarthy. Is this the number one landing spot for Belichick? I don't.
I still think no, just because Jerry and again he did this with Parcels
a long time ago, where you have someone who's a bigger personality, and
that's an odd thing to apply to Belichick because he's not verbose in press conferences.
But Jerry's nightmare is feeling uncomfortable walking into his meeting room. But as
the years add on for Jerry, isn't he willing to say, Okay,
I'll do whatever it takes. I've got to win one super Bowl before I
leave this earth. And you have the greatest coach of all the Yes,
I think that this makes I think that makes Dallas his number one landing spot.
I do because it's a little bit different scenario. When Parcels got here,
they weren't as complete of a team then as they are now nowhere close
right, and he took them from being pretty poor to legit good, like
really good, and help develop Romo like we never expected him to turn into
what he was, And I'm sure you do in that scenario. Lose Dan
Quinn. You need somebody to You're not going to feel too big of a
drop off on defense, and Belichick is a defensive whiz. You probably lose
Will McLay in that situation too. Who drafts the players? But this is
all hypothetical because Bill Belichick is not an option if Mike McCarthy wins one or
two playoff games, and it probably shouldn't even be discussed anyway, but quite
simply no salary cap for coaches. It should boil down to this, who
would I rather have? If I'm Jerry Jones and think about the emotion Jerry
would have after another disappointing playoff run, Who would I rather have Mike McCarthy
for his last year at ten million dollars Bill Belichick for three years at twenty
five million dollars a year. I think he would say that. I think
he would pick Bill. I think in that scenario, and I don't know,
I mean Jerry's ambig us on purpose, he knows it creates headlines.
Jerry could easily have said, Mike Safe, he's our coach next year.
He's might do that because that's no fun to him. You know, there's
no juice there. And Jerry always does know the value of the stay in
news cycle whatever I mean. NFL's heads would explode. If Bill Belichick I
don't think he wants and I don't know if that falls into that category for
Jerry where it overshadows him. Yeah, I would, Jerry. I think
it could end up Bill getting credit for putting the Cowboys over the hunt.
Yeah, humping Jerry because if that happens, if they if that happens,
they win the Super Bowl next year, he is He's in the exact Jimmy
Johnson boat where no one will everyone will immediately credit man Bill Belichick, which
you should. But to my point, do you think that as he gets
older that he cares less about that and just wants the trophy. I don't
know, and I think no, you probably. I think he wants to
bring a championship back. And if he bring Belichick in and he wins it,
what a torturely Belichick will get all the credit. What a tortured state,
What a tortured state of football, purgatory. Jerry's mind must live in
constantly weighing how much how good can I a coach be that I hire without
them getting the bulk of the credit. Yeah, maybe that's why. Yeah,
but you know, yeah, great, twelve win seasons are awesome.
Love it. Most teams in the NFL would give their left butt cheeks for
that. But that's not what it's about here, man. And as long
as we've you know that, we've in this room have been covering this team.
If it went down that way you said the NFL world would explode,
they probably would, but we'd all look at each other go, yeah,
okay, not really surprised by this. If the Cowboys lose on Sunday,
and I don't think they will again, I mean, dude, I think
anything goes with Jerry. I do too. You that team at home lined
up for you to get to the place that you haven't been in thirty years.
Defense, dude, so healthy, and I think they will. I
think them off the floor of the Packers. Personally, we said, we
said that uh McCarthy's job was likely safe as long as it if they did
lose, if it didn't come down to it being his fault, even if
McCarthy pushes all the right buttons and is clean in this game and they lose,
he's gone one. I think it's close to it. I truly do.
Really you both think that, Yeah, I do. If they lose
to Green Bay is effing going backwards. He's not going backwards. I love
it. He got time for this. I love it. It's juicy Cowboys,
Packers, Ghost Pepper, Pavilion predictions coming for you. At eight o'clock
plus, we had covered a song from a cover band called a Green Day
cover band, Green Bay, and they're they've gone viral this morning with their
their anti cowboys. Yeah, they're basically anti cowboys song. So we'll play
that for you at eight twenty ish, you know, so stick around for
that. You had your bronie. But now it's time for the news,
brought to you by Parker University. It's the scuttle Butt Michael Irvin. This
is weird, guys, Michael Irvin. He's the subject of an Allen Police
investigation because the department received an allegation and that's it. The police spokesperson said
they're not prepared to release more information at this time, all because Pro Football
Talk reported it yesterday. I heard that. I heard Steve see that pop
up. And when the sentence starts, you know, you're like, TMZ
is reporting Michael Irvin and I'm like, oh oh, and the sentence with
a wet fart, like you're just like, what, all right, that's
nothing. It's very rare. It's very rare for someone to be publicly involved
in an investigation or tied to an investigation and then there be no details about
it, like that's that didn't happen much. In fact, Michael Wrbin's attorney
leave I mcathyn. I'm leave I mcanthyn, and I'm unable to clear up
the situation. He said, Michael hasn't done generic lawyer, southern lawyer.
Michael has a John Grissom novel lawyer. Yes, Michael hasn't done anything wrong,
So not even show what an investigation will be about. Michael hasn't done
anything wrong. It's a fair How can you know that is a fair statement.
Look, when your reputation proceeds you to the degree that it does for
Mike, this is why this is reported. Yeah, I mean an allegation
with no details. If it was anybody other than Mike, we would not
know about this, right, I think so, probably mc Levi, mgather
Levi, mcgalther. No truth to the allegation. He didn't do anything wronger
inappropriate. If you remember now last February he had the thing at the Marriotte
at the Super Bowl where also weird and settled in case and Michael Irvan was
ended up suing the Jane Doe involved in the Marriott hotel for all of the
defamation that could have came from their allegations on him saying that he touched her
on the arms and that he would find her later in the work week.
But that sucruded that video when they released it, and I guess, you
know, words can who knows what, But it looked like he did nothing.
That looked like just conversation. It looked, yeah, exactly not what's
a man who'd been wronged quite frankly, yeah, I really did. Now.
I want to play some audio though, real quick for you, because
yesterday on the ERA I played audio from the nineteen ninety five NFL Championship Game
trophy presentation with Mike Rvin and which he said you can fill the electricity in
the air, and then I just real I thought about this last night.
I mean, I kind of want to place again. Listen to this great
Elmer Fudd by Danny Bayless after this oh J J. Fiel electricity. It's
so I'll go to Elmer fudduh to uh the comments. We are happy about
the electricity. Dude, anybody can do. The guy who's doing Elmer Fudd
were to die, he probably died sixty years ago. Well, the current
one, the current one on the real weird Looney Tunes that they is there
one? Yeah, there's a current. Yeah. The ephics are too good.
It's very strange, right, The voices are like kind of really bad
facts similes of the originals. Yeah, what genius came up with a name?
Elmer Fudd? Elmer, he's really good. You could have stopped at
Elmer and pretty much encapsulated his entire PERSONA Eller is perfect, But we need
a last name. That's what sounds really stupid. Fud fud. Oh fuck,
you know what, Let's give him a speech impediment. Yeah, we'll
make it old. No, no, that's a given, yeah, I
guess. And then if we individual, we'll give him a shotgun that's limped,
a limp shotgun. Why don't you just saw that barrel off Elmer Elmer
Fudd tearing around that long gun. Bro. God, they were geniuses.
Yeah, they were so probably nothing coming to that, but so they're gonna
be putting Brian on the streets. Get ready for the cold front. We
talked about it a little bit ago. Gonna little Coldie have thirty to forty
and on some models fifty percent chance of mix of sleet, snow, freezing
rain on Sunday night. What's the percentages on euro up models? Your latest?
Yeah, okay, that's on mine, but you know it's trickling down
down by the hour, Kevin. You you being a renowned meteorologist in this
community. The coverage forty percent means the coverage area that you're going to get
precipitation that will cover forty percent of the area. It doesn't mean that your
neighborhood has a forty three percent chance that you're going to get it in your
neighborhood. That's what that means. I'm pretty sure, But aren't they I
don't think before it happens, isn't it sort of synonymous, like because we
don't know what the forty three percent ah is. Goof, Well, it's
a particular, they know that a cell is coming. But you've seen like
last night, I don't think I got any hail at all. I did,
but you guys did. I got hail, but in Farias Dallas,
I don't think it hit me at all. Well, and then they've got
to cut down. Some areas are gonna get freezing rings. Some areas are
going to get sleet and snow. In some areas south you go won't get
a lot of sleet and snow. But if you if you go to the
forty percent, and I'm sure somebody that knows more about whether than me can
text or call us at two one four seven eight seven one, there's some
areas that will get absolutely nothing. But if I if I sit here,
sat here right now and said forty three percent of DFW houses are gonna have
X happen to them, wouldn't that mean you sitting in your house have a
forty three percent chance of that happening to your house. Okay, that is
where trigonometry comes into play or something. Two things are synonymous. I don't
think they are, but I could be wrong, but I would go with
I don't think that. I don't think that they're even otherwise they would just
say you have a forty three percent chance of getting it wherever you live.
And it's always been implied that way, but that was corrected to me a
number of years back that said, no, it means forty three percent of
the area that we're talking about as a chance of getting some. I don't
even want percentages. Ay, yes, and no, I wouldn't. Any
people will be direct with me. Getting rain or not, we coldmar or
not? Yes, no, no percentages. Well that's an exact science.
Yes, the weather is good weather and getting dumber. You are getting shorter.
I'm getting They changed things out as quick on this world. So enjoy
your every minute while you have. Kevin just started getting shorter. I will,
we all will. Yeah, but not for twenty five years. Notice
you just said a word from the medical world. Tsa IS announced their top
ten findings. There are big catches of the year. All right, I
love this this every year. Love it. And they tweeted out the pictures
of it. Number ten, what like most common thing caught? No,
No, they're like wild of stuff like they rank on themselves. Number ten
Boston Logan Airport. They got some narudo throwing knives discovered in a carry on
bag. And they are awesome looking. I want these throwing they like the
Uh okay, I know what that is. I know from Call of Dude.
Yeah, hell yeah they are what they are a full set of those.
Number nine, some rockets were discovered in a checked luggage at uh Mississippi
Airport. Yeah, I'm sorry, Miannapolis. Saint Paul had some rockets in
the back cord check bag. Yeah, check bag rockets. Number eight,
sir, could you come talk to us for a minute. Seattle Airport attack.
They've had a knife inside some keto bread. What it's a loaf of
keto bread with a knife inside it. Okay, maybe unsliced keto bread.
No, you can see the and the knife. There's a picture of it.
The knife is hiding in the loaf of ketovers in or just pushed in.
Pushed in. They probably just pushed it. They repackaged it pretty good.
Numbers thought the bread would prevent the knife from being detected. Yeah,
there's no way X rays will penetrate this bread. Number seven, a bag
of myth was found inside a container of crab boil seasoning powder at New Orleans
Airport UH Louis armstrong meth inside. I like that they lived up to their
stereotype by using crab boil season Yeah, pretty good. Number six, a
thirty crack was found in a container of slap Yo, Mama, this will
be Charlotte Airport. Number six. A bomb squad collected a thirty five millimeter
projectile. Kind of big ass long bomb. Not as exciting though as the
crab boil to me. Number five inside a prosthetic Here we go top five,
and the prosthetic was being used as a prosthetic, not a dildo.
For those who called in yesterday call back, they found a knife in that
the piece. Was he wearing the prosthetic? Yeah it did. Do they
make you detach your prosthetic going through? Probably so, But it carried over
your shoulder like an sixteen Yeah, like Jim Duggan. And in their tweet
they tically put not the sharpest idea. Number four. Are you on BuzzFeed?
No, this is on the TSA Twitter account. Okay, yeah,
just every year. It's great. Fully loaded one hundred and sixty three rounds
of ammo on a firearm and they laid out all the ammo and the guns.
Send the picture, lot lot Goscha. I don't know why you that's
pretty obvious when you get caught there. Yeah, explosive fine. Number three,
they detected an ied CO two cartridge that a passenger tried to bring on
where you're leaving on the airport. Oh sorry, that would be at our
friends at Sacramenta. Number two weed inside of a baby's diaper. Number one,
the number one thing according to them, weed in a baby's diaper.
That's number two. And that's a baby wearing the diaper. Oh yeah,
I didn't think about that. Pretty smart? Was the weed mixed in with
the mud pie? I don't think the baby had made a mud pie yet?
Well, you might be able to get away with that good. Just
like that knife and the loaf of bread. You could just push the yeah,
the weed into the pie, and who would go? Who would sifting?
Go? Sifting your baby eating weed? Number one Tulsa. Of course,
a bang energy drink can cut open, and they found an I E
Ed hidden in the energy drink. What are they doing? You look at
it? What are they doing? So they're you know, at least ten
people had ideas to get these really dangerous things on planes. Imagine how many
times that happens. How many we've probably been on a plane where someone snuck
on a dangerous item. It's probably dangerous item, fine, but not an
improvised explosive device and they put it in a bang. We'll get a doctor
thunder or something less. I mean it's called bang. I'm not going to
take any doctor thunderslander. Doctor Thunder's fine, fine. I mean they were
probably intending to blow up a plane. If you actually have a poorly or
crapply made bomb that you're trying to sneak, I mean that's great. How
stupid are you? Well? I'm just happy they found it. I have
my questions about TSA sometimes in their efficiency, but that's good work. Yeah.
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