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This is a Downbeata. Well,
we have breaking football news two minutes ago.

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Really, oh, Bill Belichick?
What the New England Patriots have hired

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Gered Mayo or Jared Mayo's I was
called Jared it' spelt grod Jared Mayo as

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their next head coach. He will
be formally introduced at a press conference next

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week. That hit two minutes ago
Vegas yesterday because I was kind of keeping

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an eye on odds and there was
like minus seven hundred he was yesterday morning,

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and then right in the middle of
the day it went to like plus

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one fifty, like they got the
word that. I guess maybe when that

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story broke, but that there was
a done deal. Yes, wow,

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And that makes so Mike Rabel's like
because it felt like he wanted to go

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there. Yeah, that feel like
felt like a natural fit. I guess

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Washington or Seattle could make sense for
Rabel. Dan Quinn would make sense there.

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Rabel might make sense in Carolina too. I guess options for him.

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He's just got a huge head.
But that's now seven openings. I think

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it may have been what defensive coach
there was a linebacker coach I believe,

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so he might be good I like, but I don't know. He'd been

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coaching there for a few years.
I mean didn't seem like that long ago

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he was playing. He played eight
seasons there and he was highly thought of

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by I mean he's been people have
been talking about him a long time.

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He will be a future coach.
He's only thirty seven years old. In

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fact, he retired in twenty fifteen. Fifteen. Yeah, then since twenty

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nineteen inside linebackers coach and just handed
the job of the Patriots. But I

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mean cool, they keep it in
the family, and so much was gonna

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happen. That's why Vrabel made sense, yeap, and kind of like that

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honestly, he kind of keep things
in the family. And hey man,

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I mean it happened here though,
like I said, I didn't like it,

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and Campo got the job and Jason
Garrett got the job, and when

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they've gone out side of the family, they've had more success with Bill Parcells

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and Mike McCarthy. But you know, I don't know, it's that just

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happened right now. So also,
coming out of that presser yesterday with Craft

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and Belichick was like kind of verbiage
that Belichick is ain't done coaching, which

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I guess kind of we thought,
you know, but his age, you

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never know what he wants to do. But yeah, wherever he goes,

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I am fascinated with how that's going
to play out, all of it because

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he ain't changing in the Navy.
But how do you walk in with that

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vibe that he has to a new
city, new ownership, new everything.

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Like part of why it worked is
because he was so entrenched in New England

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and he was just the guy and
you had to fall in to build Belichick's

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way and check the trophy case,
it works. Okay, so go to

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how do you have that same kind
of attitude in Carolina or wherever? Go

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to Atlanta? And where he's the
favorite to go to Atlanta? Is that

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where? Okay, where they don't
have a quarterback? Still does he win?

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Are you the best quarterback? Are
you the best coach of all time?

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Without Tom Brady? And those all
questions are seem very Generican. They

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are, but they're also legit questions. It's hilarious. Yah, not gonna

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happen. Cowboys, big time favorites
to win, It's not gonna happen.

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Yesterday we had their sideline reporter who's
you know, embedded with the team going,

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the Cowboys should be really confident,
he said that, John Coon.

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Yeah, but what if what if
the Cowboys lose and they fire Mike?

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No, no, no, suspend
disbelief for a moment and they do fire

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McCarthy. Is this the number one
landing spot for Belichick? I don't.

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I still think no, just because
Jerry and again he did this with Parcels

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a long time ago, where you
have someone who's a bigger personality, and

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that's an odd thing to apply to
Belichick because he's not verbose in press conferences.

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But Jerry's nightmare is feeling uncomfortable walking
into his meeting room. But as

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the years add on for Jerry,
isn't he willing to say, Okay,

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I'll do whatever it takes. I've
got to win one super Bowl before I

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leave this earth. And you have
the greatest coach of all the Yes,

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I think that this makes I think
that makes Dallas his number one landing spot.

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I do because it's a little bit
different scenario. When Parcels got here,

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they weren't as complete of a team
then as they are now nowhere close

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right, and he took them from
being pretty poor to legit good, like

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really good, and help develop Romo
like we never expected him to turn into

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what he was, And I'm sure
you do in that scenario. Lose Dan

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Quinn. You need somebody to You're
not going to feel too big of a

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drop off on defense, and Belichick
is a defensive whiz. You probably lose

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Will McLay in that situation too.
Who drafts the players? But this is

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all hypothetical because Bill Belichick is not
an option if Mike McCarthy wins one or

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two playoff games, and it probably
shouldn't even be discussed anyway, but quite

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simply no salary cap for coaches.
It should boil down to this, who

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would I rather have? If I'm
Jerry Jones and think about the emotion Jerry

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would have after another disappointing playoff run, Who would I rather have Mike McCarthy

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for his last year at ten million
dollars Bill Belichick for three years at twenty

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five million dollars a year. I
think he would say that. I think

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he would pick Bill. I think
in that scenario, and I don't know,

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I mean Jerry's ambig us on purpose, he knows it creates headlines.

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Jerry could easily have said, Mike
Safe, he's our coach next year.

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He's might do that because that's no
fun to him. You know, there's

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no juice there. And Jerry always
does know the value of the stay in

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news cycle whatever I mean. NFL's
heads would explode. If Bill Belichick I

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don't think he wants and I don't
know if that falls into that category for

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Jerry where it overshadows him. Yeah, I would, Jerry. I think

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it could end up Bill getting credit
for putting the Cowboys over the hunt.

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Yeah, humping Jerry because if that
happens, if they if that happens,

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they win the Super Bowl next year, he is He's in the exact Jimmy

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Johnson boat where no one will everyone
will immediately credit man Bill Belichick, which

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you should. But to my point, do you think that as he gets

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older that he cares less about that
and just wants the trophy. I don't

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know, and I think no,
you probably. I think he wants to

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bring a championship back. And if
he bring Belichick in and he wins it,

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what a torturely Belichick will get all
the credit. What a tortured state,

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What a tortured state of football,
purgatory. Jerry's mind must live in

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constantly weighing how much how good can
I a coach be that I hire without

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them getting the bulk of the credit. Yeah, maybe that's why. Yeah,

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but you know, yeah, great, twelve win seasons are awesome.

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Love it. Most teams in the
NFL would give their left butt cheeks for

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that. But that's not what it's
about here, man. And as long

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as we've you know that, we've
in this room have been covering this team.

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If it went down that way you
said the NFL world would explode,

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they probably would, but we'd all
look at each other go, yeah,

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okay, not really surprised by this. If the Cowboys lose on Sunday,

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and I don't think they will again, I mean, dude, I think

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anything goes with Jerry. I do
too. You that team at home lined

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up for you to get to the
place that you haven't been in thirty years.

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Defense, dude, so healthy,
and I think they will. I

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think them off the floor of the
Packers. Personally, we said, we

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said that uh McCarthy's job was likely
safe as long as it if they did

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lose, if it didn't come down
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McCarthy pushes all the right buttons and
is clean in this game and they lose,

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he's gone one. I think it's
close to it. I truly do.

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Really you both think that, Yeah, I do. If they lose

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to Green Bay is effing going backwards. He's not going backwards. I love

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it. He got time for this. I love it. It's juicy Cowboys,

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Packers, Ghost Pepper, Pavilion predictions
coming for you. At eight o'clock

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plus, we had covered a song
from a cover band called a Green Day

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cover band, Green Bay, and
they're they've gone viral this morning with their

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their anti cowboys. Yeah, they're
basically anti cowboys song. So we'll play

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that for you at eight twenty ish, you know, so stick around for

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that. You had your bronie.
But now it's time for the news,

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brought to you by Parker University.
It's the scuttle Butt Michael Irvin. This

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is weird, guys, Michael Irvin. He's the subject of an Allen Police

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investigation because the department received an allegation
and that's it. The police spokesperson said

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they're not prepared to release more information
at this time, all because Pro Football

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Talk reported it yesterday. I heard
that. I heard Steve see that pop

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up. And when the sentence starts, you know, you're like, TMZ

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is reporting Michael Irvin and I'm like, oh oh, and the sentence with

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a wet fart, like you're just
like, what, all right, that's

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nothing. It's very rare. It's
very rare for someone to be publicly involved

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in an investigation or tied to an
investigation and then there be no details about

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it, like that's that didn't happen
much. In fact, Michael Wrbin's attorney

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leave I mcathyn. I'm leave I
mcanthyn, and I'm unable to clear up

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the situation. He said, Michael
hasn't done generic lawyer, southern lawyer.

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Michael has a John Grissom novel lawyer. Yes, Michael hasn't done anything wrong,

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So not even show what an investigation
will be about. Michael hasn't done

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anything wrong. It's a fair How
can you know that is a fair statement.

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Look, when your reputation proceeds you
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Mike, this is why this is
reported. Yeah, I mean an allegation

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with no details. If it was
anybody other than Mike, we would not

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know about this, right, I
think so, probably mc Levi, mgather

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Levi, mcgalther. No truth to
the allegation. He didn't do anything wronger

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inappropriate. If you remember now last
February he had the thing at the Marriotte

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at the Super Bowl where also weird
and settled in case and Michael Irvan was

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ended up suing the Jane Doe involved
in the Marriott hotel for all of the

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defamation that could have came from their
allegations on him saying that he touched her

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on the arms and that he would
find her later in the work week.

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But that sucruded that video when they
released it, and I guess, you

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know, words can who knows what, But it looked like he did nothing.

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That looked like just conversation. It
looked, yeah, exactly not what's

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a man who'd been wronged quite frankly, yeah, I really did. Now.

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I want to play some audio though, real quick for you, because

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yesterday on the ERA I played audio
from the nineteen ninety five NFL Championship Game

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trophy presentation with Mike Rvin and which
he said you can fill the electricity in

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the air, and then I just
real I thought about this last night.

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I mean, I kind of want
to place again. Listen to this great

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Elmer Fudd by Danny Bayless after this
oh J J. Fiel electricity. It's

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so I'll go to Elmer fudduh to
uh the comments. We are happy about

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the electricity. Dude, anybody can
do. The guy who's doing Elmer Fudd

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were to die, he probably died
sixty years ago. Well, the current

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one, the current one on the
real weird Looney Tunes that they is there

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one? Yeah, there's a current. Yeah. The ephics are too good.

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It's very strange, right, The
voices are like kind of really bad

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facts similes of the originals. Yeah, what genius came up with a name?

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Elmer Fudd? Elmer, he's really
good. You could have stopped at

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Elmer and pretty much encapsulated his entire
PERSONA Eller is perfect, But we need

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a last name. That's what sounds
really stupid. Fud fud. Oh fuck,

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you know what, Let's give him
a speech impediment. Yeah, we'll

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make it old. No, no, that's a given, yeah, I

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guess. And then if we individual, we'll give him a shotgun that's limped,

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a limp shotgun. Why don't you
just saw that barrel off Elmer Elmer

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Fudd tearing around that long gun.
Bro. God, they were geniuses.

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Yeah, they were so probably nothing
coming to that, but so they're gonna

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be putting Brian on the streets.
Get ready for the cold front. We

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talked about it a little bit ago. Gonna little Coldie have thirty to forty

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and on some models fifty percent chance
of mix of sleet, snow, freezing

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rain on Sunday night. What's the
percentages on euro up models? Your latest?

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Yeah, okay, that's on mine, but you know it's trickling down

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down by the hour, Kevin.
You you being a renowned meteorologist in this

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community. The coverage forty percent means
the coverage area that you're going to get

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precipitation that will cover forty percent of
the area. It doesn't mean that your

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neighborhood has a forty three percent chance
that you're going to get it in your

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neighborhood. That's what that means.
I'm pretty sure, But aren't they I

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don't think before it happens, isn't
it sort of synonymous, like because we

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don't know what the forty three percent
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a particular, they know that a
cell is coming. But you've seen like

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last night, I don't think I
got any hail at all. I did,

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but you guys did. I got
hail, but in Farias Dallas,

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I don't think it hit me at
all. Well, and then they've got

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to cut down. Some areas are
gonna get freezing rings. Some areas are

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going to get sleet and snow.
In some areas south you go won't get

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a lot of sleet and snow.
But if you if you go to the

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forty percent, and I'm sure somebody
that knows more about whether than me can

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text or call us at two one
four seven eight seven one, there's some

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areas that will get absolutely nothing.
But if I if I sit here,

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sat here right now and said forty
three percent of DFW houses are gonna have

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X happen to them, wouldn't that
mean you sitting in your house have a

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forty three percent chance of that happening
to your house. Okay, that is

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where trigonometry comes into play or something. Two things are synonymous. I don't

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think they are, but I could
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I don't think that. I don't
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say you have a forty three percent
chance of getting it wherever you live.

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And it's always been implied that way, but that was corrected to me a

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number of years back that said,
no, it means forty three percent of

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the area that we're talking about as
a chance of getting some. I don't

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even want percentages. Ay, yes, and no, I wouldn't. Any

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people will be direct with me.
Getting rain or not, we coldmar or

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not? Yes, no, no
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Yes, the weather is good weather
and getting dumber. You are getting shorter.

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I'm getting They changed things out as
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your every minute while you have.
Kevin just started getting shorter. I will,

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we all will. Yeah, but
not for twenty five years. Notice

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you just said a word from the
medical world. Tsa IS announced their top

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ten findings. There are big catches
of the year. All right, I

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love this this every year. Love
it. And they tweeted out the pictures

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of it. Number ten, what
like most common thing caught? No,

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No, they're like wild of stuff
like they rank on themselves. Number ten

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Boston Logan Airport. They got some
narudo throwing knives discovered in a carry on

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bag. And they are awesome looking. I want these throwing they like the

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Uh okay, I know what that
is. I know from Call of Dude.

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Yeah, hell yeah they are what
they are a full set of those.

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Number nine, some rockets were discovered
in a checked luggage at uh Mississippi

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Airport. Yeah, I'm sorry,
Miannapolis. Saint Paul had some rockets in

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the back cord check bag. Yeah, check bag rockets. Number eight,

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sir, could you come talk to
us for a minute. Seattle Airport attack.

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They've had a knife inside some keto
bread. What it's a loaf of

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keto bread with a knife inside it. Okay, maybe unsliced keto bread.

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No, you can see the and
the knife. There's a picture of it.

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The knife is hiding in the loaf
of ketovers in or just pushed in.

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Pushed in. They probably just pushed
it. They repackaged it pretty good.

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Numbers thought the bread would prevent the
knife from being detected. Yeah,

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there's no way X rays will penetrate
this bread. Number seven, a bag

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of myth was found inside a container
of crab boil seasoning powder at New Orleans

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Airport UH Louis armstrong meth inside.
I like that they lived up to their

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stereotype by using crab boil season Yeah, pretty good. Number six, a

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thirty crack was found in a container
of slap Yo, Mama, this will

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be Charlotte Airport. Number six.
A bomb squad collected a thirty five millimeter

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projectile. Kind of big ass long
bomb. Not as exciting though as the

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crab boil to me. Number five
inside a prosthetic Here we go top five,

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and the prosthetic was being used as
a prosthetic, not a dildo.

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For those who called in yesterday call
back, they found a knife in that

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the piece. Was he wearing the
prosthetic? Yeah it did. Do they

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make you detach your prosthetic going through? Probably so, But it carried over

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your shoulder like an sixteen Yeah,
like Jim Duggan. And in their tweet

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they tically put not the sharpest idea. Number four. Are you on BuzzFeed?

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No, this is on the TSA
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just every year. It's great.
Fully loaded one hundred and sixty three rounds

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of ammo on a firearm and they
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Send the picture, lot lot Goscha. I don't know why you that's

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pretty obvious when you get caught there. Yeah, explosive fine. Number three,

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they detected an ied CO two cartridge
that a passenger tried to bring on

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where you're leaving on the airport.
Oh sorry, that would be at our

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friends at Sacramenta. Number two weed
inside of a baby's diaper. Number one,

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the number one thing according to them, weed in a baby's diaper.

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That's number two. And that's a
baby wearing the diaper. Oh yeah,

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I didn't think about that. Pretty
smart? Was the weed mixed in with

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the mud pie? I don't think
the baby had made a mud pie yet?

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Well, you might be able to
get away with that good. Just

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like that knife and the loaf of
bread. You could just push the yeah,

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the weed into the pie, and
who would go? Who would sifting?

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Go? Sifting your baby eating weed? Number one Tulsa. Of course,

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a bang energy drink can cut open, and they found an I E

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Ed hidden in the energy drink.
What are they doing? You look at

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it? What are they doing?
So they're you know, at least ten

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people had ideas to get these really
dangerous things on planes. Imagine how many

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times that happens. How many we've
probably been on a plane where someone snuck

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on a dangerous item. It's probably
dangerous item, fine, but not an

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improvised explosive device and they put it
in a bang. We'll get a doctor

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thunder or something less. I mean
it's called bang. I'm not going to

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take any doctor thunderslander. Doctor Thunder's
fine, fine. I mean they were

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probably intending to blow up a plane. If you actually have a poorly or

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crapply made bomb that you're trying to
sneak, I mean that's great. How

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stupid are you? Well? I'm
just happy they found it. I have

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my questions about TSA sometimes in their
efficiency, but that's good work. Yeah.

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