For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This is
the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive and kicking mun over here. I'll hit
but your ass a couple of times. You you know what I'm saying.
This brother breaking on the forty yard. But this brother, Come on,
sid, I hope I didn't kiss off. Jesus you call that a penalty's
number one? That was number one. It's the La Clippers. Shut up,
you're staying it for all people. I would get a pregnant They just
called in and hangs up. Your mother fucker that can kiss me off?
Are you? Are you in the shower house totally in the show. Yeah,
he's not a coach. Can give me James stupid. You're a super
idiot. For get soup up tight over literally to clearly why I will lie
for attention my life at start y'all, you're coming, got it high buddy,
Welcome punch stock. Sam Tripli isn't here yet, but he's taking a
ship and he told us to hurry up and ready. But wait, I
gotta take a ship first, so we're gonna start show it out. Joining
us is already Yes, today, Nick special that just came out, oh
yeah, only on YouTube only on YouTube called take Care Shot at the Zinc
Bar, and I loved it. Nick I posted it. I'm blasted it,
but I just watched it. I watched the whole nice, beautiful man.
Well done, Thanks, dude. Took a lot of work and a
ton of just like effort and getting people together. I had produced the whole
thing like alone, which was crazy. It was like I was putting all
the pieces together and all that shit. I've never done anything like that before.
Um, it was exhausting. There's a lot of work. I don't
recommend it. I don't recommend producing a thing that you're also in. Um,
if you can avoid that, dude, I loved how you ended it.
Thanks. You had one joke. You had a joke when you're talking
about feet, and I thought, for sure you're gonna go this way,
but you didn't. When you're talking about legs, you're talking about feet for
a while, pets and shit, and you go, oh, by the
way, you have people like legs. You know what legs are connected to.
I thought for sure you were gonna say pussy. Can I just say
too? From an arts standpoint, From an arts standpoint, the way you
I've never seen somebody ease into a special the way you did at the beginning.
That was, well, where'd you get that idea? Did you?
Are you cribbing that from somewhere? Was that your idea? No? That
was me? I I just I it was a combination of I am tired
of seeing special start with the whole, Like there's a sketch at the beginning,
or there is a you know, introduction, and the comic goes up
and waves and says thank you and says, hey, how's it going,
how's everyone doing? It's like, we get it. It's a comedy show,
it's a special. You're going on the people at the bar because you
walk in its t walk right through the door, so it looks like you're
walking into a bar where the people watching said let's get starting when the people
were So you walk by and there's a bar on the left and there's people
sitting at the bar. Were those like extras because I would imagine you would
want them in the room watching the show, but they look like they were
just sitting there having drinks and ship. That was the people that were already
in the bar, minus I think one person who was on the crew,
and we had closed it down, so I rented the whole place. But
they, the owner, had like a couple employees and then a couple of
customers come into order so they could drink outside. They have like those outdoors
seating things from COVID, so that was the only thing they could do,
so they were like some people there. But but yeah, the whole idea
was like, let's have an intro that shows where we are, which so
it's like clear that it's in New York City and shows the exterior of like
a cool old school jazz venue, and then let's just like float in and
then this show's happening, like you just walked in off the street and they're
like, oh, there's this stand up show. I thought I was in
it, and and I just watched it, and I go, wait a
minute, Yeah, I thought I remember shooting like a whole bunch of scenes
for it. Yeah, you know, we had those ended up on the
cutting room floor. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we shall like six hours
of teabe. Can I be indirect the director's cut? You can? Yeah,
Because somebody was plunger fucking the shit out of me for a while and
I go, this is gonna make it to the final He goes, yeah,
kid, you're gonna be a stock. He kept in You're going to
be a star. I remember him. Yeah, I mean, and you
will once director's cut comes out, which I think is like contractually we have
to wait twenty three years before we can release the director's cut and Sam trip
I have joined us. Now I should say that I this Inside Baseball of
Comedy special Nick. Nick, one more question about it. It's been a
while since I saw it, so I don't quite remember. Was there a
cut there? How did you time that with with them bringing in the camera.
I can't remember if you have a cut there. Uh. I just
I wonder the material you did before it actually? Uh, you know,
we actually hear you fully. What was that? Was that actually stuff that
was part of this cycle of material? Or is it just kind of you
warming up the audience? No, it was kind of like a half bit
that I would do when I start that. I'm kind of so you were
hearing it right at the beginning though, really yeah, yeah, that's like
I'm talking about you know what's going on, and you're coming in as it's
happening. Okay, Yeah, yeah, Nice came out February eighteenth, was
producer one of the people special. Yeah, excited for you, Thank you,
glad, I'm glad you got it done and thank you. Is that
a coincidence that's just how the stage is at that club or does it really
look like the main room of the comedy store with those red lights around the
kind of book around it? Did? So, I mean that was a
coincidence, believe it or not. So the stage in New York, in
Manhattan, Yeah, at a at like a jazz nightclub. So the set
designer that I hired is works at Saturday night Live, right, So she's
great, she's a pro, she's awesome. And we brought her in to
look at the venue and get some ideas for stage stuff and how could we
like enhance or whatever. So she took like photos and stuff of like different
like things in the place and you know what she could like use for ideas.
And then she goes, hey, I'm gonna do some like lights and
they might look like this or this, and she sent some like just drawings
or whatever. I'm like, sounds great, balls in your car, whatever
you want. And when she sent me the photos, I was like,
oh yeah, those are like old school fifties style kind of whatever. And
then when they brought them in and set them up, and I was just
like, wow, that reminds me of those main room lights a lot like
them. Yeah, which I thought was like ended up being kind of cool
because it was sort of like this like homage to the fucking My Home Club,
um, minus the piano on stage and you know, or the dead
pianist. Yeah yeah, the dead. Yeah, I have Jeff's corpse on
the piano. Um. But yeah, that was completely bioxide. That was
all her design. She saw these like spirally kind of things on the staircase
there and she based it off of that. It looks beautiful. It looked
like somebody shot the fucking uh Comedy Store main room stage with like a shrink
ray gun or like took that stage put it in the belly room. And
Nick, I want to get into the John Jones fights and know you're MMA
guy. I watched it M fight this weekend. Yeah, but I just
feel like this fight isn't getting any love. And it's such a great fight
too. It's a great fight, but I mean it's just like, I
don't know, man, It's like havn't if, like if they had the
World Series the weekend after the Super Bowl. Everybody was so down for that
John Jones fight and wanted to see him. So this one's just kind of
like in the shadow of that fight. But Sam's right, this could be
what's that mean? What's this fight? Who is it? This is Edwards
versus whom? Who's the third time around? Okay, so this is the
rubber match? Jason? Can we talk about the elf in the room?
How great your haircut is? Slick haircut? Good Bye, Thanks guys,
Thanks, thanks, thanks, We do have breaking in f on news.
I just got a text pop down on my thing. Jamal Williams wid Love
might be the funniest guy in the NFL. Just went to the Saints,
Johnny and the Panthers just signed Miles Sanders. Oh really yeah? Whoa?
I mean, everybody's leaving the Eagles. Huh Yeah. It's so hard to
keep a team together, man, It's so hard to keep It's impossible to
keep a team together in the NFL because it's salary kept. That's some that's
some crazy shit right there. The funniest thing the meme that I've seen so
far about this Aaron Rodgers fucking ridiculousness, by the way, and this guy,
can he be more of a fucking pampered bitch baby? Really feel darkness
turning the Jets. I feel about Aaron Rodgers the way Sam feels about Lebron.
But he's really turning the Jets into a cup situation where he's like he
hasn't even signed yet. He's like, you need like fucking this, you
need this guy, you gotta sign and they're doing everything he says and he
still hasn't gone. I mean, he's got to go there. But the
funniest one I saw was that, like, I mean, it wasn't true,
but that Aaron Rodgers um told the Jets that he wants them to sign
Jordan Love and just bench him. Yeah that would be funny. Yeah,
yeah he I wouldn't put it past them either. He seems like he could
be that kind of petty guy who would love to listen to him on Rogan
and I'll tell you what, you know, this is fucking in the summer.
When he was on Rogan and I'm golfing, I'm just listening to this
guy talked. Seemed like a fucking down to earth real decent guy totally.
For some reason, he just gets raked through the coals and everybody just makes
him out to be this prima donna fucking bitch I think. I mean,
I mean, his own family isn't that big of a fan of his.
I mean, that's never a good sign. Never that's true. The people
that are at biologically predisposed to like you no matter what, right, right,
And he's a rich, famous person that could change their lives, and
they're like, you know what, n B, your family loves you and
you still have Christmas lights up, So I mean, like inside now,
shit, dude, dude, you smoke a fucking you smoke a nice bait
pen. Sit down here, watch some fucking uh air disasters slights. He
loves air disasters. That's his that's his favorite. Did you watch the one
on the plane? If I'm going down in a plane and I'm literally just
be one on a dude in the backroom myself, I'm just gonna say I
did this to myself. By the way that Johnny tweeted that tinfoil hat thing
that was like a bingo card. Yeah, fourteen out of the twenties squares
that are on there also applied to punch Ruck. Yeah, that's the same
person. It is the exact same person. But I mean topically the topics
are different on the show, but there's still the Young Christian Warriors. There's
still the fucking uh or reminding me of it right there. It was like
it's always some some someone sucking some sort of dick somewhere. Somebody's sucking some
sort of dick somewhere. Always bro, there's all let's get back in the
NFL. It's like, you know, there's always been like a smugginess to
Josh McDaniels, but you gotta be on. I mean, like this,
dude, could there be a bigger piece of shit in the world than to
trade a guy a day after he gets married like one of the hottest chicks
in the w NBA, which said something really because there's only like four of
them. Mary's one of the hot tricks in the w NBA. And then
immediately he's like like it's like Josh McDaniel had a cross shown her. He's
like, oh yeah, really, Oh you think you're gonna have her enjoy
New York bitch? Okay? And trades are the trades in the next day,
dude, what does That's so funny. She played for like the New
York Liberty or whatever that that team is is she did that? You're like,
what a nice wedding gift. Thank you. You traded me to big
market city like New York and my wife fucking plays there with Oliver lesbian friends
and they're fucking little rinky dink game. This is the woman. Yeah,
you know that kind of looks like she's stout. You know that comedian kids
are gonna be just fucking vikings. Oh yeah, I mean your mom is
a pro basketball player. Usually the rings, the jeans, right, You're
like, okay, but the mom. If the mom is athletic, the
kid is a killer. I can see that. Okay. Yeah, you
know she looks like one of those people that throws the ball in the Olympics.
What's that ship called shot put shot? It's just like a shot put
specialist. She looks like she does whatever. She has an iron jaw,
dude, real, Yeah, that's probably why he married her. She could
take a punch and keep a secret. Now I'm turned on. Yeah,
I'm with you, bro, with you. I want Nick. I want
Nick to go last on this question because I know it's going to be very
in depth. Let's go through all of our teams and give ourselves up first
two days of free agency grade. I'll start first, A plus plus for
the focus. Johnny hold On, I say why we got the best free
agenc safety, which we needed. We resigned everybody good on our offensive line,
and we're just gonna get a left guard and our offensive lines is gonna
be great. We didn't get most importantly, we didn't go in on this
Lamar Jackson bullshit and mortgage our future. We're sticking with our guy, fucking
Pineke to back him up. Push push Ridder a little bit. We still
need some receivers. Uh, Pinicky will be starting for your team? What's
that? Pinekey will be starting for your team? You want to you want
to go, I'll bet you up. By mid season, he'll be to
some Christmas light. Loser gets to cap now not partnering with us, loser
gets Topah, let's do that. I'm willing to lose the new haircut from
the neck up, but I'm not losing the lights stamp. It's the new
bag of bets, Bag of Bets Extreme Edition decapitation. That's how we gotta
up it. We gotta start losing from fucking body parts. Pinky half of
your pinky. Okay, I'm down with that. Stam gets to swing the
fucking meat cleaver. Yeah, I'm in Johnny. Yeah, I'm happy with
the Panthers so far. B plus, especially now that they just signed Miles
Sanders. I mean that's a Pro Bowl running back. Uh plant Foreman Uh
yeah, and he gives you something back, some of what you lost with
McCaffrey pass catching. Um. You know they've they signed that letter grade bro
B plus yeah, B plus. Sure, I would say I would say
a minus for Lamb. They slash some needs, but we still have a
shipload of money. Be interested to see where Austin network goes. I mean
we traded, We traded for the first pick in the draft, so it's
a lot of it's going to depend on how that turns out. You know,
I get I hate all these people grading that trade. Now, how
can you grade the trade before? Are we taking a guy and don't know
anything about it? Doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that is funny.
That's like I'm gonna make you go. I'm gonna gona make you an omelet
right now, and you're gonna go I'm gonna give it a C. I
haven't even fucking stood up yet, doesn't make any sense. I eat it
and then tell me where you fucking think it's a free omelet? Strange tably
about a CC minus omelet. If I'm honest, you like skit skittles omelets.
But Sammy, what do you think about you? Guys? You got
a quarterback? Maybe I think I give I'm gonna give us. Okay,
I'm gonna give us a B dot dot dot to be to be determined,
because I gotta see. Listen, you want to get rid of the car.
You want to blame everything on car. Fine, car wasn't the problem,
but car wasn't the answer either, So that's fine. And you got
Jimmy g who gets hurt all the time, uh for half the money.
Okay, good move. Then you get rid of our our our tight end
who's like a fucking killer and he's just shipping out. Okay. So now
I got saved thirty million in cap I want to know what you're gonna do
with that. I want to know what you're gonna do with the first pick.
I really do, because if you go get just another quarterback, especially
a project quarterback. Right, nothing, We've done nothing. Our line sucks
and our d back suck. Until I see somebody address that. I'm not
excited about anything we need we do. We're dude. We've had multiple chances
to get Jalen Ramsey, they never go for it. We need shutdown corners
in the AFC West. I think a quarterback from the projects would be a
good idea. Give him to give him a chance of a new life.
Yes, that's what we need. What we're really looking for economic level,
what would decide like his mother is really bad? Off? Let's trap it
in. Well, dude, did you ever see Dion Standards talking about like
what type of player he wants in each position? He literally up for defensive
lineman. He wants a kid from a broken home with a single He literally
wants a quarterback to have two parents. He wants quarterback two parents. Incredible
women, women, women, man, but I want to quarterback have two
parents. This is real. He really was defensive lineman one. If a
white man had said that, he would have been merely executed. And you
know what, right, let me see, I think this is it right
here. This is incredible heart, tough, fast discipline with character, we're
looking at now quarterbacks, but different. Ye we want mother father, you
know, due parent. We wanted a kid to be three five and up
because he got to be smart, um, not bad decisions off the field
at all, because he has to be a leader of men. It's so
many different attributes and what we look for when we see a quarterback. And
you would love a coach's son somewhere that the coaches coached him. And I'm
not going down my road. I see you smiling. You try. I
know who you're talking, who your quarterback is talking. I didn't just build
a template for my son, but that's what really was. Quarterback is quarterback.
Different positions are different, like like like old Liman, I look for
dude, parent homes, a strong father that they adhered too, um,
smart kid three at least three three and above. You're also describing hurts.
Yeah, it's tough, physical, I mean offensive line. My deepens Limans
told the opposite. Single mama trying to get it. I mean like I
mean I'm talking about just trying to he trying to rescue mama, like mama
badly made the flight, trying to get out the mother get it. It's
a whole different at is that you look for different positions, and we have
that stuff just chronicle. We know what we want and we go get it.
Sanders here on the Rich Eyes and show saying the saying the silent thing
out loud, thank you, wow fast enough? By the way, did
you that's that's what you want? Look like? Mike Myers, he was
I saw George black people, which could be true. I was watching Dion's
Instagram and he somebody was videotape, videotaping. I'm fucking sixty seven years old.
Somebody was taking a bunch of stills of him, you know, somebody
was sketching him talking to his son and it was oil painting him. But
they were fucking recording him talking to his son. And his son was arguing
about you know that he's a thinker and Dion's just all action and all this
and Dan's and now you he says to his own son, you're pro.
And he's in a suit and he's at the coach's table and he says to
his son, who's the quarterback Colorado. Now he goes on, your problem
is you don't have a role model, and then he points to himself and
he goes you got a model doing roles so ridiculous. Well, I find
it very interesting because Dn knows where the money is. He's like, now
you're a dude quarterback, You're a due quarter you know. He was the
HBCU went to Jackson State last year DM, and he was just I look
his stats up. He had something ridiculous like forty seven touchdowns and six interceptions
or something. He was the HBCU MVP of the entire conference and they had
played quarterbacks. So Shadoor Sanders had thirty seven hundred yards, forty touchdowns,
six interceptions. H and did he rush the ball? Let me see?
Hold on? What's his height? How tall is he? He's six two
two fifteen. Hey, you're a bad over that too? You over that
six? You gotta be tad six in my opinion, a chance to be
decent in the NBA. And he's got multiple I mean he is dian as
a dad and probably fourteen different moms. He must be a super duper quarterback.
Doesn't run the ball much? Do I mean? He can? So?
Uh So, Nick, what is your team and what do you what
great do you give them? Honestly? Eat squad? Right from I think
it's the Pomona Skate Decks. Oh, is the Denver Denim Jackets a team?
No, it's the Silver Lake Baristas. Yeah they got a lot of
Yeah, No, I'm with the team. He actually stole the words out
of my mouth about the Falcons. I was gonna say the exact same thing
he did. Well, I'm right up right, up right, up right
up right, I'm excited. And now a lot of people that can get
cut. And now because it's Wednesday, you can start talking to other people's
teams. So there's gonna be some free agents that are getting cut. There's
gonna be some big games. Ze cut today, right Ezekiel Elliott got cut
today? The ewok got cut? Yeah, where's he going? Because he's
got nut left. You could go to Chicago, he can go somewhere.
He's gonna have to go somewhere and share the ball like he did in Dallas.
I mean, he ain't who he used to be. You know,
they were just counting the moment, you know when they were getting when they
when the countdowns coming, they were it was just like New Year's Eve.
They had like just people like and they were just like four three two one
cut him, and they all called him in the stream room so excited to
get out of that contract. Everybody was. That's today is just you break
up with somebody as sick of fucking them. Suck Johnny, show up.
Nick The comparison of Ezekiel Elliott compared to an Ewoka, it's try. Now
there's does the progressive part of you get uncomfortable with this, nick U of
Jason comparing black people to animals? Does that make this not of real animals?
Fictional characters? Okay, okay, okay. And walks are adorable,
so I was not gonna say that. He looks pretty adorable. Look at
this one that is really funny. Yeah he's cute. Yeah, see he's
adorable. He's just long in the tooth e walks can't can't carry that many.
I like the bottom Unray's jumping over the guy. Yeah, it does
help when you're comparing a person to like a a fictional character. That's really
funny. That's the worst photoshop I've seen, but that's what makes it so
funny. Yeah, how about go down that one that's right there. Oh
yeah, it needs to be bad, that's what makes it funny. Yeah,
for sure, you're all right about that now, I'm gonna ask you
a question. If now, maybe Johnny, you can pull us up.
There's a new quarterback in town. He's probably the sexiest quarterback in the NFL.
He's going to Vegas. Jimmy Garoppolo. Hot, motherfucking guy. He
gets his first day, he goes to some NFL function and I believe he
took a porn star. Yeah, how great was that? Everyone was going
that's when he was in what New England? No, San Francisco. Oh
yeah, that's right, he got the big contract San Francisco. Shows up
at some function with a porn star. Single guy thinks still single show,
Johnny, can you pull up that hold on? I just found this hilarious
at the look at this headline, the cruel porn star shaming of forty forty
nine ers QB Jimmy Garoppolo. That's from the Daily Beast. Of course.
Okay, there's the chick nicky. I'm gonna break up big rule here.
But I used to go to recovery meetings with that porn star and she would
just be all about Jesus bro And then one day didn't see her again,
and next thing you know, she's just punching holes now, Nick, look,
I've been looking this guy as we already know his propensity, even just
from Sam his time in San Francisco. He just got signed to the Las
Vengas Raiders. How much is he gonna be making it rain and strip clubs?
This guy, he is gonna be dead in eighteen months the place.
You think this is not good for people with advices like that, Sam,
what do you think the odds are that this guy pulls a lamar odom?
No? Well, look at him, dude, how is Jimmy g He's
romantically taking a porn star on a day Like, She's like, you know
I I I fuck, that's what I do. And he's like, let's
go grab some nice dinner, maybe a movie will have a conversation. I
couldn't your parents. They're telling his buddies, dude, I mean, don't
look at her. Look at her titles here rob Buster. They're doing her
mama's big booby scene for good. Good for her, good for her.
That also is something that a guy named Jimmy Garoppolo would do. Italians like,
hey, yeah, yeah, we're making those woman out of her.
Good for him, dude, good for him, dude? What like he
likes what he likes. Go for it. It's so good. I think
it's a marriage made in heaven. I just worry that he gets overdoses on
those fucking Rhino pills. Like, do you worry about that? Miami's wayward?
Listen, man, I turned everywhere Miami is by far. If you're
talking about vices and temptation, there's nothing that comes close to Miami. Miami.
Everybody's good looking. Every Like you go to a dunkin Donuts and see
a woman at the cash register, You're willing to leave everyone you care about
and never say hi to them again for this fucking Double D didd cash register
kick working at dunkin Donuts. Dog. They're all like that here in Michigan
too, but they're all guys with Double D's. Johnny pull her picture back
up because she looks very familiar. Because I just Johnny pulled the picture back
up. Team wants to finish off. No, No, because if she's
the same person that I think it is, hold on, hold on,
I mean it's an audio podcast. I don't really need to see her face
to get this gig. I think I auditioned for everything. Everywhere. All
in my mouth is punch trunk nowhere on video. I was just kidding Picton,
but I auditioned for everything everywhere, all in my mouth with her,
and I guess you want a bunch of fucking bunner a big Bonner awards for
that. But did you watch the Oscars? Nick? No way, dude,
I'm so watching. But this was the best one. It was still
hot trash, but it was the best one in years. You stop taking
themselves as well, because I loved everything everywhere all at once. It's like
one of my favorite movies of all time. I haven't seen it yet.
I have to watch it. Good. Indian Indians were pissed off that they
did a big Indian dance and they had no Indians in it. That was
They were super angry about that. I mean, Indians an outrage outraged by
the Oscars. Do you guys hear polish your He's like to Jimmy Kimmel,
my feelings are her. It's like, I get it, bro. Everybody
in your movie was up for an Oscar. I mean, I dude,
everybody from Encino Man was up for an Oscar. Think about the world we
live in, the timeline we're at from in Cino Man, we're up for
Oscars. That is weird. I mean a kid from our childhood fucking movies?
Uh is a sixty year old man that wanted to cat at me?
Or oh fucking up short round? No, John, Oh, I forgot
he was in that. He was in that, wasn't he? Oh I
forgot about that. Yeah, he was fucking Indiana Jones is fucking little,
but he was in Encino Man, right, Yeah, yeah he was.
Yeah. Yeah, that was the joke that Jimmy Kimbles did. Then Jimmy
Kibbles, like there were some movies that were nominated, like Woman King based
on a real story, Like no, that's actually not based on the real
story. That's based on a story that they rewrote and made the bad people
look like heroes. Okay, did you did you hear that that? The
way that script was written was that the man was originally meant to be the
lead and it was gonna be Jackie Chan and then he turned the roll down.
Yeah, because he knew was hot, trash, what everything everywhere all
at once. That's your favorite film of all time? No? No,
no, that's great, that's great. So you really hadn't heard that story
that you said you had heard no, no, no, because I as
you've heard that and you said yes, and because he knew it was trash,
so he just got caught completely lying. I agree. I heard everything
he said. Mh. I was writing some fucking awesome news guys. Guys.
So anyways, John Jones is John Jones fight. I talked to Gabe
the banker, a good friend on the show, all right, but I
know he's crazy about making all these beats. So I hit him up and
I go, Gabe, I'm thinking about throwing down a parlay on these fights.
Gabe says to me, I will probably probably probably wouldn't put put put
John Jones in your parlay. He gets me thinking, oh fuck, maybe
John Jones. It's b b been over over two years and sent four and
I got fucking man. He starts talking out of there. So I made
two separate bets. I bet against John Jones. Yeah, I lose.
I make I thought twenty bucks on the five other fucking fights to Gabe called
he hit off fucking five of those fights, and I was good at that.
Man. Gabe set came to except for John Jones, but thank god
he told me to take that. But I would have thrown John Jones on
that parlay, I probably would have hit about two hundred bucks, but he
talked me out of John Jones. That I took was your gon and man
did he went through him like butter, Yeah, I mean that was crazy.
That was crazy. He got a he took a shot to the nuts
and then that was really the I mean, any fucking John Jones. He's
one of the greatest of all time, if not the greatest. But man,
there's guys in Pride that get no love. Fade Or and Dude Van
de Les Sylball WoT twenty two fight winning streak and nobody intimidating fighter two,
Like if you saw him you would pee a little bit, dude, they
were all I mean in dude, I don't know, man, maybe just
maybe, um you know, Fador was on the juice. He just kind
of looked like he was one of those like, um yeah, one of
those farmer guys that were just super strong. Was on everything. He was
on jews and he was taking steroids and math at the same time. Wow,
don't you just go to zero at that point? No, that's that's
called that, you know what they called the mixing those two drugs. It's
called road rage. Well my favorite thing is um what George Floyd was on,
which was uh bettanal and speed and they called it a goofball. Jesus
goofball, bro That's some crip. Nope, nobody s went me on that
one. Trying to think about that what that does to you? Yeah,
it's also such a weird name for it. Yeah, well you gotta be
a retard to be on either of those. Yeah, it does sound kind
of lighthearted, right like, oh you know, try some goofballs. It
sounds like something Willy Wonka would hell, you know, it sounds like someboding
like what you'd call someone who like hit a helium balloon and then ate a
bunch of sugar like that's the comboy killy goofball. Yeah, yeah, he's
on a goofball. That guys, those cops aren't killing him. He's on
a goofball, right yeah, yeah, okay, okay, we want to
get into that. No anyway, what is is uh what happened with the
rumors that John Jones was doping? I kept I kept hearing that on and
off for years. Well, the um, the testing body, I forget
the name of it, came out and said what we we feel like it
was such a small thing that it's when I'm gonna test for that that number
anymore. It was along the lines of that. So I mean, does
everybody buy that or like, what's do you think he was doping back then?
Yeah? I think that. I think I think so many of them
were at that time, right, And I think that you see, you
see a bunch of people fall right off a cliff when they started doing the
USADA testing. Um, Johnny Hendrix never was the same. Anthony Pettis big
fall off, and um and Chris Widman. I hate to say, because
I really like Chris Widman, but that dude had a giant fall off when
he when they started doing testing again. So I mean, like hardcore testing.
So somebody who somebody just got busting, who's over raine, just got
a wind taken away? Yesterday he tested positive for doping, And I'm like,
no shit, that still that guy's testing, He's still doing dope.
What a fucking crazy he's our age, he's got in between knicks age and
our age. I bet he's got. I mean, and he looks like,
I mean, he looks like you won't like me when I'm angry.
He looks like the incredible Hulk, and you go, yeah, really,
oh he tested positive for Oh yeah, no shit, look at the fucking
he got suspended too for a year. Tell you something. As you guys
know, I've been taking craftmagaw learning to kill all with my hands. You
guys know that, right, that's well known. Yeah we'd heard that.
Yeah, I'm up forty yellow bell. I finally got my yellow bell.
Is that the class when you learn how to hit people with your purse?
Yeah? Yeah, that's it. So I um so. So they're like,
hey, you're gonna test. It's in April. Try to get your
your endurance up because it's like a long test. It's like three hours.
So I'm thinking about just doing Royds. I no sycle for this test,
and come in and just ripped dicks, get my yellow bell, and then
cycle off just every time my test, just hit the sauce. Yeah,
there's no rules against that, right, you're not. I'm gonna do I
just like you do it. It would feel quiet, feel I just let's
go find some Palestinians right now. Just fuck about you're talking to you?
Is that I contact motherfucker. I'm sorry. I'm I'm off for that to
the right up just for tests. Every like a couple of months, you
get new tests right up for it. Do you ever get that urged though,
to just see how what you would look like if you got in really
good shape, like just once in your life, really have it for I
still have that fantasy there, like one day, you know, for four
months, I'm gonna wish it. With some steroids that fantasy could become a
reality. Johnny, steroids. Is it hard to get steroid? Sam?
What is it hard to get steroids? No? I don't think so.
Imagine if you train it like those facilities, somebody is going to be able
to have a hook up. I just wish somebody would tell me the difference
between roids and HH, like why is one different than the other? Yeah,
I don't know. Well, I think I think human growth hormone is
you know, isn't steroids a human growth hormone? Anabolic steroids is like the
old school one of them, but it's like not the healthy one. Let's
see, Anabolic steroids are synthetic versions of testosterone according to this, So that's
why it's bad. Why because it's synthetic? And then HH is produce produced
by the pituitary glam. But too much of either is not good. Yeah,
well, I think the concern with both is that they could, you
know, kick off some tumors and shit like that. Yeah, it just
fucks with your natural levels of kind of everything, right, I think so.
So the synthetic one obviously is gonna be worse because's just your body does
not need. There's some dude in the audience right now just pissed off that
we're fucking know what do you mean? In the audiences? Like video taping,
it's like, howe when he called our our our taping? Oh,
I thought you were talking about what he called it? He's taping at the
at the when what's ever happened with that? By the way, is that
ever coming out? What's the deal? No, it's never coming out ever
because he can't. We'll watch himself. Is that hard for you, nick
to watch yourself when you're editing your special? Yeah? I I hate watching
anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah I do. And if you listen to
him right after, you know, I try to because that's usually the easiest
time because you're it's just fresh in your mind. But like having to hear
your own voice like the next day during the day or some shit, it's
like, oh, you know, I hate it, but you gotta do
it. You know. It's the same feeling I had when when like you're
a kid and then like your parents are like, hey, you gotta you
gotta mow the lawn all day Saturday, and you go, oh, I
need you wake up Saturday. Go fuck. I'd rather do anything than this
Right now. I can't stand watching myself or listening myself. Yeah, I
do not like it, and they were just somebody. It's worse when your
It's one thing if you like, hey, I recorded my set last night.
I wanted I'm working on some new shits. I wanna listen to it
and jot some shit down. That's one thing only I will hear this.
I can edit in my head. I know how to make it better.
Well, when you're editing something that you're gonna put out for everyone to listen
to, it makes really fucking hate yourself. Yeah, because it's like now
and I listen to myself, I go, oh, now, I know
why nobody thinks I'm fun this garbage. It's almost easier to listen to the
new stuff because you know it's not good yet, so you're like, okay,
like kind of like you were saying, You're like, I know how
to fix this, but yeah, if you're listening to a set that you're
like, I'm in your mind, You're like, I'm already done wanting to
do this material, like you know. But so by the time you shoot
a special, you're like, I don't want to watch this anymore. I
just this part of it. I was like, I don't care. Just
to put it out the way this put it out. Yeah, everyone's doing
these big tour egg I'm promoting my special. I'm just gonna put it on
YouTube, put it on my website. Hope you find it, enjoy it.
I ever read one comment about my album good or bad. I don't
even know if there are any comments. I just put it out there and
I go, Okay, next ship. Yeah I don't because I will go
fucking send it forward. So how long is your special again? One or
fifty? Are you talking to me your tibow? No? You, uh,
fifty one? Fifty two? I think like right right about and a
half. Now, do you have a bunch of materials still ready to go
for when you go on the road and you have to do some jokes.
Yeah, well there is about fifteen minutes cut out of it that we just
like edited out, and then so I could do some of that if I
felt like it, and then I have some like newer stuff that I can
pepper in. But one of another thing I've realized over the last couple of
years is, you know, having doing an hour, releasing an album or
a special and junking all that material is like you can't really get rid of
all of it and go on the road like I'm not Louis c k Famous,
where everyone has memorized all the material and it needs to be a new
hour. Most places I go, half the crowd has no idea who I
am. So it's almost benefits me to do some of the older stuff because
they'll go, hey, that was all really funny. Where do I find
more of that? I go, well, there's this new special some of
what you heard, But then there's plenty of new ship and then also older
albums where I've done none of the material. So there's enough out there,
and it's like you're only gonna gain more fans if you just put on the
best show old new crowd work. Whatever. Well, I think, like
I think for the longest time, there was this notion that crowds don't like
to hear jokes that they've heard before, And I think that's a big lie.
I think people really love to hear some classics. They just don't want
all the same act they would like, Yeah, maybe like eighty twenty seventy
thirty, but probably eighty twenty ninety ten, like a bunch of new shit
with some classics. I'm about I want to go back and go through,
like I have like six albums. I want to go through, take my
favorites and put out a fucking one album of all them. Yeah, on
video, like a special right, Yeah, because that also gives a new
life, because it's I if they heard those bits and audio form at only
doing them like on video is gonna just give it a whole new dimension and
like they'll be funny or even to the fans that already like it, it's
well. And also just see you try to do what you're really physical bits
from when you were starting. Oh yeah, you just want to see me
do handicap stripper, and I do, I really do, because once you
get on steroids, that chap. Yeah, we never climbed the pole breaking
over your knee. Yeah, yeah, yeah, call that a chip.
When I usually go like a mix of from like old Ship and new Ship
is like one hundred to zero. I like some of these regging jokes and
these fucking Clinton jokes are still popping. Yeah, they're coming back around.
Man. You don't just like Nick, You've been doing it, Jason,
Nick, myself, we've all been doing stamp for so long. Like and
as you get older, now you got you're much younger than us, Nick,
but it's like you're younger. It's like it's like you start going,
am I gonna run out of shit to talk about? Like I go on
the road with some of these guys and they're like much younger than me,
and like they got all these stories they haven't talked about, Like Eddie Bravo,
like he's my age, but he's brand new to stand up. Yeah,
and he just has all these stories he's never tapped into. And I'm
like, I've talked about all the shit that I care about, Like I
have to find new Ship to give a fuck about. But how many times
have you said that over the years where you're like, I'm all out of
shit? And then you remember the story and that's that's how you that's how
you end up on a cruise ship by not writing new material. Yeah yeah,
on cruise ships that dude I have there's nothing wrong that they pay well,
I guess get it. But for me, it's just like I like,
I like doing comedy clubs, but it's oh, I have to keep
writing her else I'm gonna go nuts and more to my act by Saturday Late
show, Saturday Late show, I'm like, this fucking act. I'm fucking
over it. But I also know I gotta bring a show because the people.
Sometimes you get something like I drove five hours here, You're like,
oh my god, I go okay, I gotta fucking perform. Yeah,
I mean the best, like the best sets that I like, the ones
I feel the best about are the ones where like I feel so in the
moment that I can do new stuff, old stuff, crowd work, and
it all feels like it's happening in real time. So like you know,
you're you're you're doing a bit, and then you kind of are riffing a
little bit, and then you remember an old bit and you're like that would
fit perfectly right now where you're doing crowd work. And you're like, I
could segue into this old bit and you just let yourself do it and just
it just feels so in the moment. The crowd also feels that way.
No one's gonna leave unhappy, you know, they're gonna be like that was
really entertaining beginning to end. Was in the moment, and sometimes I can't
tell what was the material or not. There's no way to go wrong with
that, you know, and they're I'm dealing with. So so I have
two Bobby Lee jokes, right, and they're they're they're they're not the same,
but they have they are kind of like. The first joke is like
almost twenty years old because when we first Matt, he brought me to a
destructible and he just disappeared, and like I couldn't find Bobby at this Korean
festival. Yeah I remember that. Yeah, okay, that's a true story.
So then I have this new one, which is a true story.
You guys say the punchline though, Oh what's the punch line? The punch
line is, I've bent to this Korean festival with my friend Bobby Lee,
who's Korean. I don't know if you've been to a Korean testival with the
Korean, but we got separated and trying to find him again was like finding
a needle in a needle stack. Yeah, so so thank you, thank
you. So this story just fel is that when Bobby Lee, Brian came,
Brandon Show got in that podcast war, Bobby Lee goes on his his
podcast and it's like they're bullying me, right, but he wouldn't say who
it was, and for some reason, his fans all thought it was me.
So the next day, my my my dms on my Instagram were just
all Bobby Lee fans call me homophobic slurs and maybe laugh because they all looked
like Bobby Lee. Like and I got a picture and I can say to
you one time, You're like, that's not Bobby Lee, like all hair
everything. Yeah. So, like what I did on my last special was
like went back to some of the audio where I go, is there any
good bits that I were just an audio that I'd like to put on a
special and the koream Bobby at a Bobby at a cream festival? Is it?
So now I want to tell this Bobby Lee story and I'm worried that
some people might think that's almost the same bit which it's not. But I
just have this weird thing. No, it's it's different enough, and you
can said one. You can literally tell it just like that story, you
know what I mean, Just like, yeah, well, I just I
told by no legs matters fucking the special. I told that Bobby Lee story.
Now I want to tell this story because it's so fucking funny, just
like just just waking up to nothing but homophobia and your dms and they're just
so cute and cuddly and they're just yelling at you. It's so fun.
The directions you could take that are already going to be different enough than the
Korean festival one um, and you could tie them both together, just like
the fact that you've known him for thirty years or whatever the fuck? I
mean, do the Headberg thing, you know where he had the joke that
he wrote more later and said, you know this joke was on my last
special. Here here's more to it. I remember you had that. I
can't remember the bit what was it? The thing the ducks and the subway,
Brad, what was it? I can't remember. I don't remember the
other. But yeah, dude, there's I mean, you know this already
there's there are no rules. Just do whatever you want and people will.
I guess there's more rules for us personally, right, we like we have
this. It's so much we're trying to work up here when everybody else is
working down here. Yeah, and that's more reason to remind yourself there are
no rules. They're only self imposed. At the end of the day.
If you are telling yourself, I want to bring this bit back, then
like bring it back, like you've already proven that you could write new shit
for twenty years and put out six albums. I mean, you love a
bit bringing it back. Your fans love you love the bit. I agree,
dude. And they have a lot of bits about have to take a
shit on a plane, Like I'm almost like I want to have where I
have like either a zombie bit on every on every album, yeah, and
taking a shit on a plane because I'm constantly battling taking a shit on the
plane. It happened almost on every because I fly so much and I take
a lot of shit. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it's in a way
that's like a challenge where you're like, I'm going to write another bit about
this, how can I make it different? And funnier and like, that's
what's gonna be having fans. They will they will be like a triple he's
doing another and they'll find a way to fucking you know, make funny for
it or laugh at Then they at the at the end of the album,
they'll be like, I enjoyed the album, and no one's gonna be like
you did want too many shitting on a plane jokes. Yeah, then you're
giving out for free. That's yeah, like here charged thirty dollars, No,
you go take it. I'm just gonna Bata bad bad bad. Are
you a basketball fan at all? Yeah? I mean you are giving people
shit for free? I mean what if the fact that anybody could complain is
like, okay, well then see you later. Yeah, Nick, Can
I ask you a question? Nick? Yeah? Are you with your background
right there? Are you calling us from a time machine outside in front of
a nineteen seventy seven to eleven I'm on breaking from my shifts at a fifties
roller skating diner. Nick, Do you ever see Ari out in New York?
Yeah, I mean every once in a while, like grab coffee or
something like that. Um, but he's on the road a lot, a
lot a lot, so we don't really like to enjoyed You and I don't
perform at the same clock. He's a seller. He does a seller and
the stand. I never get spots at the stand anymore, and I've never
actually tried to get into the seller, so I don't see him enjoyed you.
Did you enjoyed You? Yeah? I went to the taping. It
was It was dude, it was so good. I sat at the taping.
I was like upstairs in the back with like Fahim and Santino or like
sat in the back row or like some other comics and stuff. Watched watched
the whole thing. It was great. And then when I watched it when
it came out, it was like really cool to see like the live version,
uh done as a special because it was just those candles in the background,
Like it looked cool striking. Yeah. Yeah yeah. When you walk
in, like you walk, you enter the theater and you just like are
hit with this wall of candles because they're real candles, so the stage feels
alive, you know, it's like moving. Uh. But the way they
put it together into special, I mean it's just it's like Netflix HBO quality
production, like it's it's really really good. You stick around for the credits,
find a chance the Did I watch the credits? I probably did.
I think I watched it to the end. It's all like all the thank
yous and oh yeah I did. Because he had like a couple of paragraphs
about like Eric. I think the Eric abrooms a director. Well, I
think he thinks just a lot of people, almost so many people. It's
virtually meaningless. I would say, don't say that number one credit, please
stop. I don't remember. But what show? Naughty show is my only
real credit? But that? Yeah, but I watched Nick's credits. Banks's
dog who hates me? Kill me everything? Nick's I just lay on my
floor and put a bunch of treats all over your body. Dog, try
to go right up my throat. Noah, that actually worried. Actually did
go for the treats. He liked you in the car, He got along
with you in the car. Remember what kind of dog? Right? You
know? When you like they have those beautiful models on, like on like
a big ass yachts and they just lay on a table and they put a
bunch of sushi on their naked body. That's what Nick had to do with
fifty dog treats for his doc. Even the guy contact with me. I
mean he's not like a He's like park cattle dog, part Grizzly bear,
So I don't understand like what he's part wolverine party. He's a half cattle
dog and then like some Australian shepherd and some other random bullshit. But literally,
he loves every single point and every dog likes me. It's the only
dog on the plant by my mom. Dog eaten too. But I'm noticing
a pattern here speaking of your mom's. By the way, is that dogs
still alive? The dog that bit me in Indiana? Unfortunate? Wow?
Yeah, I mean I still have a mark on my leg from that.
Yes she did. He was climbing through the window at three am. Dog's
gonna bite anybody? Yeah yeah, yeah, what did you guys? Speaking
of specials, let me hear you guys thoughts on the Chris Rock Chris Rock
special. I liked what that surprised me, Sam, I don't really watch.
I'm gonna be honest with you, man, unless I know someone is
completely and utterly different than me, and not that Chris Rock and are are
like at all. But I like The only special I've watched in the last
couple of years is Sam Morrel's special. That's it, because we're just so
different that I don't want to watch you watch j right and due? Yeah,
Jude, that was it? What about what have you seen any of
Nate Bargatsi specials? You guys are He's so funny. He's really funny.
He's really funny, and he's a good dude too. That's always. It's
also a great comic, so that's always fun to watch. Yeah. So
yeah, where did you watch the Last Rock Special Tambourine? Oh? Yeah,
Okay, I like that one too. I think one day, whenever
that day comes where I decided to take a break and Mike stand Up,
I'm good. I'll just go and just watch everybody shit right. I'm gonna
be the opposite whenever I go fuck stand Up. I think I'm just never
gonna watch stand up again. What about uh Rogan's new club. Congratulations to
not only Joe Rogan, but all of our good friends, Carrie Mitchell,
Roadhouse, Eric Anderson, Jodi Bart all of our friends work there. Now
I don't know any those people. Yeah, I'm happy for a Rogan.
I'm happy for the mothership. It looks cool you I don't know if you
guys feel this. I'm kind of sad because I'm not like in the mix
and being there for that, because those are all my friends and Nick well
you know, Jay, We're all there at the Comedy Store when it kind
of went from the Dead Period and the slow kept growing burned to when it
burnt so bright at the end, you know, break before COVID hit.
And it was fun to be a part of that time in history, both
the Dead period, which doesn't get any love, which it was the best
period, the best fun time at the Comedy Store. Nobody, nobody,
Yeah, the Dead period was the best that time there. And then you
know, to see this kind of new revolution happened in Austin that everyone's been
talking about. I hear that Theo's movement there and now and party would love
to get a spot there just to go check it out. I mean,
but my kids are in LA and I just want to hang out with them
as much as I can. So would you ever move to Austin, like
with the family, I mean, if there was nothing tying us here,
yeah, I would. I mean, if everybody here, Dana and all
the baby's mama and everybody was like, Alex go, I go maybe,
But I also love LA I love southern California at the same time. So
it's like a weird thing. But I would love to have at least a
foot there so I could hang out with all my friends that are just doing
so well out there. So but it makes me guy said, aren't part
of seeing Duncan there, Tony Red Band and all the guys crushing it.
I wish I was there hanging out with them. Me too. I'm going
I'm gonna go there in May, late May, like and last week of
May. I'm gonna go out there and Red Band and whatnot. Yeah,
so I'm looking forward to that. And I'm coming to LA next and fucking
I get the twenty second. I'm not the twenty second to April sixteenth or
something like that. Um So, guys, come see me at the cost,
Come see me at the same You've been in the new Ice House yet,
No. I was supposed to do a gig there, but I had
to I had to cancel. I want or they put a ton of money
in the renovating it. As I think, I like, dude, I
mean, I think there needs to be more comedy and and uh, you
know clubs like that. Yeah, I think we also need sucking some tiny
clubs out here like New York has. We don't need them to be all
giant clubs, just and we need a place for people to go and work
on shit. Like the one thing that happened the store that it just when
it blew up and all everybody, you know, when Mitzi kind released or
grip on it and they started like kissing agents and managers asses. The game
cut gott to change their everyone just kept doing a list material instead of working
on ship. We need a workout room. Yeah, before the the before
that boom, it was, that's all the whole place was was a big
workout room. And then best on all the shows out right. Yeah yeah,
when the when every night is sold out and the room is still packed
at like twelve thirty in the morning, you're like you can't take risks and
work on new ship and it's just the pressure was like too much to you
always just do your good stuff. And yeah, it was fun to just
be able to go in there. Were they making money at the Comedy Store
through that era, No, I mean they were like losing money, maybe
sometimes breaking even. And then Lajoia was keeping the place a floor. That
crazy Leya was keeping Hollywood alive. Yeah, well I was still popping off.
I'm sure San Diego has an insane scene. Now there's I think there's
like four or five comedy clubs now wow. And you look at like Taylor,
Tomlinson, Brian Simpson, they're all outher There's like, you know,
there's like some great comedy coming out there, and there's and the cool thing
about there's the Madhouse, there's the There Comedy Company, the American Comedy Company,
and the Laugh Factory, and they're all on the same block. Right
castle we did what remember that comedy castle thing me and you did. That's
not star out there, is it? It literally looked like a castle.
Whether there's like the kind of by a mall or some shit we did that
what used to be I forget the name of is now Mike Drop, and
I hear nothing but amazing things about it. But yeah, it's Mike Drop
is a new comedy club out there. But the three clubs on the same
block, they all kind of help each other because like if one sells out,
you can just walk to the other comedy club. Yeah yeah, yeah,
that's good. I mean up there in the gas, like this trict
where the most beautiful people outside of Miami walk around, like San Diego's white
Miami, yeah, and Miami is ethnic san Diego right right? Oh yeah
yeah, yeah, God, jam Jammy. I love you, Buddy,
love you guys. Nick on your what's your name of your special It's called
take care all right, man? Uh send me a link, dude,
and I'll tweet. Yeah yeah, wait, definitely yeah. No basketball talk,
don't worry about We're almost in playoffs, but that's okay. That's the
one we didn't talk about the super Bowl right after the Falcons lost the Super
Bowl. I appreciated that, and I still haven't talked about it. Sammy.
I'll see you in one week, buddy. I can't wait to see
you and give you a big hug. The one time he bitches about not
doing basketball, go brother. Every podcast starts, you got a forty minute
ran about Lebron. This is the one time I was gonna write down lebrono
meter. Every time he brings up Lebron, how we're gonna talk about we
haven't we had? And Johnny's a big boxing fan or the fight card this
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That was funny. How are you getting paid for those reads? Jason?
How are you getting paid for those? I wonder because I haven't seen any
money from either. I got nothing out of Shining Fuck. I went down
to Shine and Fuck and I even sang their song with you got a chart,
you gotta druck, bring your wife down to the shine and fuck.
And they didn't give me and I got nothing. It was closed, and
I realized, Okay, this was just a people were just fucking in their
cars at this abandoned car walk. But at Pythagorean's Harem, which is a
brothel. Um, I get a free sice pizza. Nice, so that's
gonna be sweet. Um. I even gave Sam I processed the soft because
I gave a little Patrick Ewing window won't put that next week? Oh yeah,
he's not. He's gone, Sam. That Patrick Ewing was a great
and NBA player forever, great diving in morning the like shack. When he
was in college, he was just absolutely dominant. And then he was coaching
his alma mater for a long time, and then it just finally let him
go. How often does that work out, though, where you see a
guy who's a great basketball player come back and make a great coach or executive.
It doesn't happen too often. It's very good coach. I was a
great coach. Was he a great coach? I believe it might have been
Coach of the Year. Looked bad up but would you say he was a
great coach though over the over the full run of his career, right,
But I don't think of him as a coach. I think it as a
gout player that coached for a little bit. But he's the only person to
be Executive of the Year NBA player executive. You see it more. You
see it more with the executive. But yeah, for sure, I know
you don't give a shit about golf. I'm not gonna talk about pro golf,
Nick. But has anybody seen this Netflix show Full Swing? No?
I don't even know what that is, Oh, Johnny, So now do
you know I'm out on golf? Man? I would sell lies. I
haven't played since the last time we played together because I was so demoralized.
I mean just crushed. My soul was rushed. It made me so I
do honestly, I was sad all day. I just moped around. It's
not worth it. I don't let it get to me anymore. I actually
I don't believe that. I don't believe that it's impossible it has get you.
Yeah, it's nice. I'm called a miserable game four beans. I
used to be like that, but now I'm cool being so Anyways, the
show Netflix. They followed around a plethora of PGA tour golfers all season,
all the way through. Yeah, I have seen trying scenes when they're on
the jets. So it's the guys that make a hundred million dollars and the
guys that make fucking sixty grand, and they put and it's really well done,
and it's almost like it is a reality show. I'd watch that brooks
Kept. Here's my favorite scene in it. Brooks Kept a very good looking
guy, very very wealthy. He's got his uh new wife who's like a
fucking Instagram smoke show, you know what I mean. They're interviewing her.
Hey, how'd you guys meet? I just slid into his fucking DMS on
his Instagram. I go that you did bed. He's having a meltdown.
He's doing terrible in the season. All the lift golf shitsb happened. He's
literally sitting in his mansion after just not making the cut, didn't make any
money, and he's sitting like this. If you guys, he's gonna be
sitting on his couch like this, and he's not even blinking and you could
just see in his head. Our monkeys clanging symbols like this, while his
new wife is just on repeat, like she's a one of those moving laundry
hangers. And then I bought this and this can go with this, and
she's just showing him the thousands of dollars that she has just been spending.
A dress after bathing suit after dress after this is for evening. This could
be I could wait, I can throw this over my bathing suit. And
he's just sitting there like this, I'm gonna fucking kill You can see I'm
gonna fucking kill myself just on in his eyes. He doesn't say anything.
He's just yeah, huh, that's nice. He's not look, he's not
listening. I got that's really funny. That's the show. Oh that's all
in the Netflix. And you just can't. You could see it in his
face of like, fucking my whole career has literally fallen apart in the last
year. I get married and this is just blow it. I literally made
no money, this became I lost money. He went to Florida, lost
money, didn't make any money. He had to fly himself back and they
gets into his mansion, just wants to chill out, and she's like,
while you were going you won't believe all the outfits that about from himself.
That's what you get and you're famous and rich and hot chick start David Spade
said it. I was listening to Spade the other day on a podcast or
something. He had a great line and they were asking him, did you
get a lot? You know ladies? Man kind of Spade, did you
get a lot pussy in high school? He goes, Fuck, no,
I didn't get any pussy in high school. He goes. When I got
on Staight Live and kind of famous, I became interesting, and then when
I got rich, I became handsome as fuck. That works for sure,
And that's exactly the truth. Man bokes kept but kept a good looking guy.
So, guys, I'm gonna watch um Full Swing on Netflix. Pretty
good, pretty funny people makes you kind of like certain people? Who makes
you not like certain people that I thought I like? But it's fucking super
intesting. I guess they're shooting a second season of it now? Uh?
Nick? What? What? What fights you good like? Coming up?
I know you're a big box Evan and are this fucking UFC fight on Saturday
is gonna be a home Dinger. Yeah, I'll try. I'll actually probably
watch that. Um the well they just made the Garcia Tank Davis fight.
Yeah, um, so I actually want that to uh to happen. I'm
sorry, I've wanted that to happen. So I feel like I feel like
tankle when that. Um I would take Tank, but tickets are so expensive
for that, by the way, Oh yeah, it's in Vegas. Yeah
yeah, yeah, you think ten by ko or Decisions. That's that syncre
To Maya, is it? Uh no, it's April twenty second. The
cheapest ticket right now on ticket Masters eight hundred twenty seven bucks. That's yeah.
Well that's crazy. Um that's dick. That should come with a fucking
h five hun Vegas back lower level, not ringside, just lower level,
fifty yard line style tickets. The Chiefs they get thousand dollars three thousand.
Fuck you, those things are just comped. They don't even sell those two
people. If you're dumb enough to buy it, buy it. And the
ring side. We're talking about ringside and the right like not the closest though,
but ringside thirteen thousand dollars is the cheapest thing. Crazy damn. I
mean, that's why have you been to up pro boxing at any level?
No, I haven't. I would love to go, but it's like,
you know, fights are either not where you are or they're not expensive,
and you're like, what's what's the point because sitting sitting like thirty rows Backer
in the nosebleed is not worth it. You're it's like you can't. You
were just watching it on the screen at that point. Just stay home.
They had won it. They had one at the Forum. It was but
it was an HBO fight night. Yeah, Johnny and I got tickets at
the last minute for like twenty bucks and they were pretty good seats. Dude.
Oh yeah, it was me, you and Sammy. Yeah, because
that's when he was driving and he was swerving all over the road because what
the fuck are you doing? And then I looked in the front seat and
while he was driving, he was making making a flyer for his comedy show.
Not like reposting it, not retweeting it, like making finding the right
fun. They got Marshall Fifth, Jason, Ben and Vitez in plan Bas
fighting at Morongo, and that's that'll be a fun one at Morongo. You
could just show up. It's gerald mission. You gotta get there early enough
to wow, I would I would actually want to see that. I like
bena Vitez. I think he's I think he is a good fighter. But
who do you think wins that? Johnny probably Benavidez. Yeah, I think
so. I like him, I do, Yeah, I think. I
mean, I think he's he's he's faster and stronger than Plant and watching the
way Plant handle himself for his canello for a minute, I was like,
I think that would go the distance, but I feel like Benevitez could stop
him, like late tenth round. I could totally see that. It also
depends on because I mean, Plants not he's he's hit thirty. Now,
you know he's not gonna get any better. I don't think so. Yeah,
Yeah, that's gonna be a good fight. I was talking about going
you can't lose, you can't lose speed and quickness nothing. Yeah, yeah,
because he can do is move up and wait right right? You know
what I mean? Um? But yeah, I mean yeah, and he's
a he's a good fighter, but it's just he's not I don't know.
There's just there's this there's a level up, and I think Benevitez is pretty
much there. I think, I think you're right. Um, I also
am. I'm like, for the last couple of years, I've been just
mad at boxing for not making like the fights that people really want to fucking
see. Um, the last couple of years, the last three decades,
last twenty five years of my life. Um, I mean we never got
to see fucking the real Pakia Mayweather. I know, yeah that the Weather
ducked him until Pakia was, like we just said, in a weight class
where you can't lose speed and you can't lose quickness. Yeah, and he
took Canelo to I'm not I'm Mayweather is one of the best ever, but
listening, I mean he fought Canelo when Cannelo wasn't Canelo, Yeah he was,
and he knew that he yea, I better fight this kid before I
punked him. Though, I mean he did punk him. He was taught
him a lesson. He never looked like that again. Never He never feel
I mean anybody else. Yeah, Cannello probably is the way he is because
of that fight. You know that's true. Um. Yeah, his de
fensive skills and he was just like, I'm never gonna get mayweathered again.
Seen the Mayweather's just on this Asian hate tour now, he's just going over
to Japan beating the ship out of these karate guys. Yeah, it's so
weird. It's just like exhibition. It must be such good money where he's
just beating the ship out of these guys, beating the ship money. It's
weird. I mean, get your get your bags of money if you can.
Do you think the Fury and Usic fight would be even entertaining? No,
No, I don't. And USI's a good fighter, He's just not
big enough to fight Tyson Fury. Have you seen what Tyson Fury's doing on
Instagram. He's trying to make the fight and he's told us, listen,
you want to split the person me, that's ridiculous. I'll give you thirty
percent, and every day you delay, I'm taking up a point off of
Well. The last thing I saw was he wonderful. He said no rematch
clause for either of them, either of us, Yeah, which I thought
was pretty cool. He's he's dude, he's a brilliant marketer. He's a
genius marketer. Yeah, yeah, he really is. And he's a fucking
legitimately great heavyweight and I didn't think he was in the beginning. He didn't
think he was at all. I never saw that coming. I thought he
was a flash in the pan, just like a big body, stiff yeah,
stiff Tebow. Do you remember, do you remember when I told you
that he would not get Kote in that first Wilder fight, and you didn't
even point eight seconds away from being right? Yeah, And I was.
I I was so close. I was like, oh, I was so
sure of it. And then he just wakes up from the dead. It
was insane. He woke up like in like the nineteen fifties vampire movies were
just a vampire sit up in his coffin in the middle. It was crazy.
Yeah, it really is one of the great moments, like the last
decade. Yeah, yeah, and then the next two fights, which just
like put that to rest. Yeah, it's just like I am the better
heavyweight. I will outwork this fucking one punch, you know, maniac.
The only guy I could think that recently that could have beaten him was either
the clitch Cos maybe in their prime, but even he's so much bigger than
even either of them, man, and and then their prime, I could
have seen that those would have been good fights for sure. Yeah, I
mean he's he's toast man. Yeah, he cut like now he's gonna be
like his whole thing is like, you know, I just have to work
harder and then I could be three time the heavyweight champion. It's like,
how many times do you get to regain the title before you're like, Okay,
it's not like impressive anymore. After what are you gonna be the sixth
time the heavyweight? I think the Holy Field has a record for that.
And by the end, everybody was just like, dude, it's not it's
not that's not a good thing. You know, Yeah, you have just
seven losses now, you know. But I feel like losing that um,
losing that fight was I mean, I mean I think that just like he
had to beat us. He had to and the fact that he just got
out class was like it was almost more embarrassing that way, where he just
he couldn't find anything that worked against him. And you know, Usic's not
a natural heavyweight at all. He's a small guy, but he's fast and
he's skilled, and it's like if Joshua can't take him out, what chance
does he stand against Tyson Fury? No, Yeah, I mean, yeah,
cruiserweight. I mean a pumped up cruiserweight, that's all. Yeah,
And yeah he's got no chance again Tyson Fury. It won't even be a
good fight. I mean, they'll sell a lot of tickets probably, but
it would either be a lot of a lot of you know, dancing around
each other, and it will be fun to watch for a few rounds because
you're like watching watch these guys moving because they're really light on their feet,
they're they're super skilled, their football is great. And then probably a lot
of clinching and then by round six or seven, you're gonna be like I
all right, you know, yeah, it'll just be Joshua Gay and then
Tyson Fury just jabbing him to death if you want. And he could take
him in at any time, I think late in the fight. Are we
talking? Are you talking Fury and Joshua or Fury? And I don't think
even I think Tyson would have him whenever he wanted him. Really, you
think he would take you think he would take him out? Yeah? Yeah,
I mean, because how's he gonna get inside on on Fury? You
know, it's it's a Fury has such a good strong jab. I mean
he's got such a heavy jab and he just keeps him on the end of
that and it's disciplined. There's Yeah, I don't think that. I mean
US is I somehime For some reason, I lost my camera, but can
you still hear me? Yeah? We got um. Yeah, I don't
know what happened to camera. Sorry, But I mean us I could see
him. I could see him. I mean, because he's a smart fighter.
I could see him finding a way inside. But I don't see him
being effective when he gets in there. I could see him getting in there,
working the body a little bit and just clinching a lot, because you
know, Fury is all so very light on his feet, like he would
have to happen early and it won't, so he would have to just have
the endurance to last twelve rounds and just basically not get hit in the same
way Fury was trying to not get hit by like Wild there's one punch.
If USA kid danced around him for twelve rounds, he could maybe pull a
draw. Maybe maybe. Yeah, And they're probably gonna be fighting in the
UK, right, so good luck with that. Yeah. Yeah. But
also, I mean, you couldn't create a worse champion for USA to try
to try to be taking the boat from I know, I know exactly.
It's just not fair for him. He just has he has everything that you
need to be an undefeated heavyweight until you feel like retiring. It's like it's
like Lewis was for holy Field. Holy fild Is never gonna beat Lennox Lewis
because Lennox was too tall. Yeah, and just had that job man,
that job. Yeah. Yeah, he's and he's a com fighter. You
can keep somebody away with just a fucking simple, straight other guy who was
just a pumped up Cruiserway's he's my favorite fighter of all time, but he's
a pumped up Cruiserway you know, just fought on heart and uh yeah yeah.
I mean, don't get me wrong, He's very skilled, but he's
just wasn't a big guy. I mean you go back and watch his fight
with like, uh, Dwight Mohammad Cowie, right that Cowie fight one of
his last cruiserweight fights before Yeah, yeah, Dwight Muhammawi. Yeah, before
he moved up the heavyweight. That's one of the that's where that's Holy filled
at home right there, right Cruiserway, Yeah, yeah, and everything else
was just chasing money in the heavyweight division. Um. Nothing at well.
I mean I got like a I got a gig in May and des Moines
at this club called T He's t Are you serious? Yeah yeah that's what's
called. It's actually a good venue. I played it last year. Um,
it's a good venue. It's like a new it's a new comedy club.
Um. And then I got a few others, uh that haven't been
announced yet, but uh, go to my website. I'm gonna be posting
road gigs. I really did. I really did love the special Nick thanks
to really be proud, so proud of you man, Thank you man.
Than you started and you're talking and walking right into like goes right into it.
I've never seen that. Yeah you point versus uf joke or something like
that. Yeah, oh yeah, you kind of go like, oh this
is this is cool. And then I loved the I really love the ending.
I don't want to spoil anything for anybody, but the way, well,
I don't want to say anything. And to our listeners, watch it
in a darkened room, you know, treat it like a film. I
I encourage you to do that because you get the club experience. If you
do that, you know, it's kind of shot during the fucking audience.
It really does feel like you're in the room. If that's what you wanted,
you achieved it. Yeah, yeah, I mean the guys I hired
were are like filmmakers, Like I got like, uh, the DPS name
is Michael Koshkin, and he's like a film guy. He has like I
mean, the camera he used was like just like beautiful film camera with these
like vintage lenses. Like, yeah, we were going for that look and
it looks I would describe it as it looks pretty. Yeah, that's what
we were going for. I had like an idea in my mind. I'm
like I wanted to look like this and I wanted to feel like old school
seventies New York jazz club. Um, and yeah, it just it all
just came together that way. And those those like the lighting fixtures that end
up looking like the store was like a weird marsual. It just the way
that happened. I was just like, I can't believe these came out looking
like it was like it's almost like Jeff Scott did it. And I'm not
joking when I say, you know what I mean? Yeah, the Little
Angels kind of like, you know what, this will make him feel like
at home, because I don't think she'd ever seen the comedy store, like
she's I don't think I've ever been there. Yeah again, Uh, Nick,
would you do that? Yeah, self producer, you would? I
um, not to the degree that I self produced it. Like the fundraising
and hiring the people great, but I feel like I would need an actual
producer to handle the day to day make sure people are doing the things they
need to be doing, and you know, because sometimes you have to stay
on people and then or if there's always gonna be shit that goes wrong,
like all of a sudden, I didn't even think about that autr your comedy.
You're worrying about all the Yeah. Yeah, And some of that time
I was like on the road doing gigs, but I'm also trying to still
secure a venue. And then like you're meeting with people and hiring people and
go into places and it's it's a lot of work and things always go wrong,
so you're always having to fix things that you didn't foresee and and it's
up to the last literally up to the night of the show. As the
doors are opening, you're making sure that everyone is fine. You know,
everyone's taken care of and and obviously the people who are doing their jobs know
how to do their jobs. But sometimes it's like, oh, we we
are missing a thing that we need, you know, and then that you
have to go figure that out or whatever. So that is something I would
not want to have to deal with again because I want to be able to
enjoy it, and I didn't enjoy it as much as I wanted, like
the actual you know, the process was. It's just really it was really
stressful. But now I could say I enjoyed it because it like I learned
a lot, a lot, and even just you talking about it, I'm
learning a lot because like like self produced, I would do that again.
But you're talking about these camera guys where I go. That's I should have
gone that direction because I had drywallers shooting it for me and I'm not fucking
kid man. That's that's why it's an audio album. This thing would look
like a viewmaster. I go which way? You why? It's like all
selfies and shitty cap getting to take the lens gap off. That's great,
it was fuck it was fucked up. So yeah, I can't imna write
that down, camera guy. That's so funny album too, The Consequences of
My Apathy. It's actually a good title. Yeah, thank yeah, that
is. That's with my working title on my knew The Consequences of My Apathy.
Did you just come up? Yeah, I wrote it down about four
months ago. I like that. That's great. Yeah that really? That
really is a good title. That's that's album or something that. Yeah.
Really. You know what I did is I was doing a gig. I
know, maybe too much ago. I was doing a gig and I had
a joke about it was an improv to an existing joke about I say something
ridiculous, and I go, maybe you read that in my book, which
was an unauthorized autobiography. No know what you're thinking, Why didn't you authorize
yourself? Right? It's a stupid thing. Hey, I'll tell you why,
because this book is a bunch of lies, like the time I allegedly
kidd that the Hindenburg baby joke is just to say Hindenburg baby. Yea.
Hey, look, I don't know nothing about the Hindenburg baby. And you
heard that from me. So when you see me on the street, punched
myself in the mouth and tell me. That was from me, so joke
about the whole joke about an unauthorized autobiography yea. And then at the so
I did it, like one time it was like too confusing to the small
room, and then the second time I did it was a bigger room and
then went really good. And then I tagged it with the name of the
book is the Consequences of My Appsteat. That was an improv in that joke.
At the end, it's just a tag. And then I wrote it
down like, oh, that's a fucking funny album name. That's that's great.
Does anybody even know who the Lindenburg Baby is anymore? Though? Like,
you know what, But in the Midwest you get a little skewed older
audience. Um, and I was kind of at like a fucking regular I
don't saying comedy club. It was more like a rock club that was doing
comedy. And the audience was probably thirty five to fifty maybe it's one hundred
people, and I would say eighty percent of them were older than thirty five.
So it did really good. And the people that didn't, they just
think it's a silly made up word. Yeah, yeah, because they're not
gonna know about the Lindberg gabing getting kidnapped and nobody who knows what they hind
Bird. That's just it's just a bunch of people, you know, Like
it just sounds like it sounds like word. It just the story just gets
so fucking sillier and sillier and sillier. But I do want to call it
the consequences of my apathy. Uh, Johnny, you have anything to plug?
Uh new broken Sam's out, Check it out, broken simulation. We've
been grinding those things out good time. Check it out. Um, that's
what a fucking professional, fucking plug. Guys. I got a couple of
things on a plug, just two things. Really. I'll be golfing Friday,
and I'll be golfing Monday. Uh, and then then I'll be in
LA on Wednesday. So I can't wait to see you, Jason. Can't
wait to see you. Yeah, I wish I was in town to hang
out. Man. I know that's literally gonna go to some shows. Dude,
Weezer is playing the fucking Roxy tonight. I would love to go to
that. It's such a small venue, but they sold they sold out in
like a day. It's then getting ready to go on tour. It's it's
I mean it's sold out in like less than an hour and I didn't find
out about until I woke up at one pm. Yeah, soh tickets now
like five hundred dollars. I'm like, I gotta let me before we get
up, or I mean do it afterwards, because there was some show that
was coming up that I saw the lineup and I go. And that's what's
happening now with music. You know, all the music for free. Everybody
just gets music for free. So now and nobody wants to go to like,
let's go to see one concert. No, it's got to be seven
hundred bands. Hey, you want to go see Oh are you talking about
the birthday concert? Is that what you're gonna hill? And then it's Weezer,
And then it's fucking the fucking Rolling Stones are getting back together. And
then it's I who has a kind of time. Maybe it's just me.
Maybe I'm just over your right, dud. That Willie Nelson concert is his
ninetieth birthday. It's two days and each day is five hundred dollars. That's
the cheapest ticket you could find. Face value was five hundred dollars. Who's
playing. It's I mean, it's just it's a country stars. There's some
legit rock names there to uh like Snoop Dogg is playing. It's well,
you know, Adam assortment people. It said the Hollywood Bowl though, I
mean that's the other thing. It's always expensive there. That's well for sure,
Johnny, we gotta go hit up some concerts while we're there. But
yeah, there's dude, there's a this is a big summer. There's a
lot of stuff this summer going on. Dude, Garnet's talking about coming out
there too. Hey, I apologize. Yay. You gotta see what the
Canadian dollar that they're compared to. American boy really taking a bird bath on
this one, any birds that would im went to a We met somewhere and
he was he wouldn't even late, this Canadian guy, you know, everybody
knows going back. I don't remember if Nick remembers him, buddy. So
he comes down like he's late wherever we were going, takes an uber from
his Airbnb, But he wasn't really late. He was like right on time
or something. Hey, I want to apologize there for being a little tardy
on the field. You know, the old time there that got stuck in
the old traffic, and I go, buddy, you don't. You're an
American now, motherfucker. You don't have to apologize anymore. We don't apologize
for shit in America. And he go, all right, I'm sorry about
that. There, pologize again. This summer we got the cure. We
had that Willie Nelson show, My Morning Jackets touring with Fleet Foxes. That's
kind of cool. The Great Bakes still kicking around. Dolls is gonna be
out here, Ben Folds on tour screaming females. If you know that band.
I like them. The Lemon Twigs, I like them. Colin Hay
is gonna be near nearby here, the Head and the Heart, Father in
the Heart and Father John Misty are gonna be together in La. That's a
good show. Had the Hearts good Live. It was like it was like
will I and the Black Crows and met like Muse and somebody in like somebody.
I was like, how the It's like seven fuck, It's like,
let's go to a comedy show. All right, let's go see Let's oh
go by the way, let's see Rogan Chappelle, Davittel and you know yet
and it's like eleven comics and all do one hour. I think I'm gonna
go see Crowded House. Do you remember Crowded House? Those guys of course
from Oh yeah, I don't wanna go check them out. They're all playing
small venues to around LA. I don't well when I come out there,
giant wait. Oh you know why that is because they're probably all getting ready
to do Coachella. Oh yeah, of course. Yeah, you're either they're
they're doing those gigs before or after, because there's always clauses where you can't
play a certain amount of miles from where that is or a certain size venue,
or if they're doing secret shows, they could do them like that.
Sense. Yeah, they figure out a way to make it. Man,
I thought I took a photograph of this. Okay concert, No, it
was unbelievable. I've never seen a line up like it. All right,
but how is it's all one show? But the thing is, it's like
three days, eleven hours a day. I got Yeah, I can go
to like two concerts a month, and then I'm just like okay, I
mean now it's okay. Yeah, these like I mean, these are just
full on festivals, you know, that's it's too much. This is nervous.
This is just some nervous ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all
right, But they're streaming cachell alive. Right, you can go to like
whatever website just watch it live. I go, why the fuck do I
gotta be around all these dirty, dirty people? Well, dude, the
move is to go up to like Pioneertown or whatever and just go to Pappie
and Harriet's at that little venue there. It's it's the best. Yeah,
And every everybody goes through there, you know, Oh that's great. Yes,
yeah, I've seen. Yeah, it's one of the best places California
got to go to see an act and they all everybody's cool, goes through
there before Coachella for at least a night. Yeah. You just get a
little house there or some airbnb and go every night. It's great and you
don't have to deal with that whole Coachella scene, which is it's become a
kind of gross thing. You know. It's just dude. I got an
airbnb about a week ago up in fucking Way, northern Michigan, and I
go in there, and I'd like, the people that live there are at
this fucking thing, and we supposed to had this thing for the weekends.
It's like a guy strip. Go in there. There's three people already in
there, all dressed like fucking wizards and ship as weird as fuck, and
then friends out. I got an air D and D. She'd fucking tell
my ass. No way to sell that in a serious way. There's just
no way. Nick, I fucking love you, buddy. You're gonna be
out there as soon. But we let's hook up the summer or something like
that. Yeah, yeah, definitely, anyway the time you're trapping through,
I'll be back here in the summer of Lenny be Austin and May again.
I'll be in LA for three weeks starting next week, and Johnny, then
you're coming to Chicago. Yeah, I'm gonna be in Chicago for the the
Film Festival. Yeah, in April eighteenth to twenty seconds something like that.
I think so literally, I I think I leave there on the sixteenth and
then you come out here. So cool. Oh fuck, I'm gonna miss
you. That's a drag. No, no, no, I I leave
one day before you do to come to Chicago. Oh okay, okay,
all right, so let's come hang out. I think it's technically in Champagne.
But oh, you're in Champagne. Yeah, the festival is we're gonna
be in Chicago for a day or two. But we're chat when you're in
Chicago. No, it's not, it's not. It's like an hour drive,
right, ninety minutes something like that. That's the fun. Well,
Johnny, I'll see you in La but I'm not gonna fucking see you in
Champagne. Nothing against Champagne, but fuck you again. I'll be golfing Friday.
I'll be golfing Monday, so if you are out in the outdoors,
you might see me doing that. Everybody, please go to Nick Usef's YouTube
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Bar, Old School Jazz Club. It's a beautiful place. Awesome man,
all right, buddy, Love you guys, John love you guys. Take
it easy grass on this question. Thank you guys. What what did they
say? My girlfriend? Every girl's my girlfriend? Every good? And it
disturbed me how much Sam loved the song. The dance was like, yeah,
special age, what am I saying? Dobby stop? Just let her
rock. These are kids we're supporting now. If you are, if you're
a drunk puncher by problem, if you want to find this UH and buy
it to keep with knee high. Let's get busy. As the name of
the albums My girlfriend. If you druss my girlfriend, I'm gonna make I'm
gonna put this a vote. Should this be the new punch Drunk Uh The