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For the thousands in attendance and the
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the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive
and kicking mun over here. I'll hit

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but your ass a couple of times. You you know what I'm saying.

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This brother breaking on the forty yard. But this brother, Come on,

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sid, I hope I didn't kiss
off. Jesus you call that a penalty's

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number one? That was number one. It's the La Clippers. Shut up,

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you're staying it for all people.
I would get a pregnant They just

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called in and hangs up. Your
mother fucker that can kiss me off?

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Are you? Are you in the
shower house totally in the show. Yeah,

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he's not a coach. Can give
me James stupid. You're a super

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idiot. For get soup up tight
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for attention my life at start y'all, you're coming, got it high buddy,

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Welcome punch stock. Sam Tripli isn't
here yet, but he's taking a

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ship and he told us to hurry
up and ready. But wait, I

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gotta take a ship first, so
we're gonna start show it out. Joining

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us is already Yes, today,
Nick special that just came out, oh

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yeah, only on YouTube only on
YouTube called take Care Shot at the Zinc

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Bar, and I loved it.
Nick I posted it. I'm blasted it,

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but I just watched it. I
watched the whole nice, beautiful man.

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Well done, Thanks, dude.
Took a lot of work and a

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ton of just like effort and getting
people together. I had produced the whole

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thing like alone, which was crazy. It was like I was putting all

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the pieces together and all that shit. I've never done anything like that before.

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Um, it was exhausting. There's
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recommend it. I don't recommend producing
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if you can avoid that, dude, I loved how you ended it.

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Thanks. You had one joke.
You had a joke when you're talking

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about feet, and I thought,
for sure you're gonna go this way,

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but you didn't. When you're talking
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a while, pets and shit,
and you go, oh, by the

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way, you have people like legs. You know what legs are connected to.

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I thought for sure you were gonna
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too? From an arts standpoint,
From an arts standpoint, the way you

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I've never seen somebody ease into a
special the way you did at the beginning.

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That was, well, where'd you
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Are you cribbing that from somewhere?
Was that your idea? No? That

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was me? I I just I
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of seeing special start with the whole, Like there's a sketch at the beginning,

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or there is a you know,
introduction, and the comic goes up

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and waves and says thank you and
says, hey, how's it going,

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how's everyone doing? It's like,
we get it. It's a comedy show,

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it's a special. You're going on
the people at the bar because you

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walk in its t walk right through
the door, so it looks like you're

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walking into a bar where the people
watching said let's get starting when the people

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were So you walk by and there's
a bar on the left and there's people

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sitting at the bar. Were those
like extras because I would imagine you would

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want them in the room watching the
show, but they look like they were

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just sitting there having drinks and ship. That was the people that were already

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in the bar, minus I think
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and we had closed it down,
so I rented the whole place. But

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they, the owner, had like
a couple employees and then a couple of

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customers come into order so they could
drink outside. They have like those outdoors

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seating things from COVID, so that
was the only thing they could do,

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so they were like some people there. But but yeah, the whole idea

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was like, let's have an intro
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it's like clear that it's in New
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a cool old school jazz venue,
and then let's just like float in and

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then this show's happening, like you
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like, oh, there's this stand
up show. I thought I was in

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it, and and I just watched
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minute, Yeah, I thought I
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for it. Yeah, you know, we had those ended up on the

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cutting room floor. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, we shall like six hours

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of teabe. Can I be indirect
the director's cut? You can? Yeah,

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Because somebody was plunger fucking the shit
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I go, this is gonna make
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kid, you're gonna be a stock. He kept in You're going to

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be a star. I remember him. Yeah, I mean, and you

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will once director's cut comes out,
which I think is like contractually we have

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to wait twenty three years before we
can release the director's cut and Sam trip

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I have joined us. Now I
should say that I this Inside Baseball of

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Comedy special Nick. Nick, one
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while since I saw it, so
I don't quite remember. Was there a

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cut there? How did you time
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I can't remember if you have a
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I wonder the material you did before
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we actually hear you fully. What
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was part of this cycle of material? Or is it just kind of you

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warming up the audience? No,
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that I would do when I start
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hearing it right at the beginning though, really yeah, yeah, that's like

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I'm talking about you know what's going
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happening. Okay, Yeah, yeah, Nice came out February eighteenth, was

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producer one of the people special.
Yeah, excited for you, Thank you,

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glad, I'm glad you got it
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a coincidence that's just how the stage
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look like the main room of the
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kind of book around it? Did? So, I mean that was a

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coincidence, believe it or not.
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Manhattan, Yeah, at a at
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designer that I hired is works at
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great, she's a pro, she's
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look at the venue and get some
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like enhance or whatever. So she
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like things in the place and you
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they might look like this or this, and she sent some like just drawings

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or whatever. I'm like, sounds
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you want. And when she sent
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oh yeah, those are like old
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then when they brought them in and
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like, wow, that reminds me
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them. Yeah, which I thought
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because it was sort of like this
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um, minus the piano on stage
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pianist. Yeah yeah, the dead. Yeah, I have Jeff's corpse on

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the piano. Um. But yeah, that was completely bioxide. That was

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all her design. She saw these
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there and she based it off of
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like somebody shot the fucking uh Comedy
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ray gun or like took that stage
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Nick, I want to get into
the John Jones fights and know you're MMA

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guy. I watched it M fight
this weekend. Yeah, but I just

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feel like this fight isn't getting any
love. And it's such a great fight

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too. It's a great fight,
but I mean it's just like, I

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don't know, man, It's like
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World Series the weekend after the Super
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John Jones fight and wanted to see
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like in the shadow of that fight. But Sam's right, this could be

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what's that mean? What's this fight? Who is it? This is Edwards

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versus whom? Who's the third time
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rubber match? Jason? Can we
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How great your haircut is? Slick
haircut? Good Bye, Thanks guys,

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Thanks, thanks, thanks, We
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I just got a text pop down
on my thing. Jamal Williams wid Love

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might be the funniest guy in the
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Johnny and the Panthers just signed Miles
Sanders. Oh really yeah? Whoa?

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I mean, everybody's leaving the Eagles. Huh Yeah. It's so hard to

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keep a team together, man,
It's so hard to keep It's impossible to

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keep a team together in the NFL
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some crazy shit right there. The
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far about this Aaron Rodgers fucking ridiculousness, by the way, and this guy,

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can he be more of a fucking
pampered bitch baby? Really feel darkness

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turning the Jets. I feel about
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But he's really turning the Jets into
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hasn't even signed yet. He's like, you need like fucking this, you

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need this guy, you gotta sign
and they're doing everything he says and he

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still hasn't gone. I mean,
he's got to go there. But the

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funniest one I saw was that,
like, I mean, it wasn't true,

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but that Aaron Rodgers um told the
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Jordan Love and just bench him.
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yeah he I wouldn't put it past
them either. He seems like he could

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be that kind of petty guy who
would love to listen to him on Rogan

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and I'll tell you what, you
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When he was on Rogan and I'm
golfing, I'm just listening to this

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guy talked. Seemed like a fucking
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For some reason, he just gets
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him out to be this prima donna
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I mean, that's never a good
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that are at biologically predisposed to like
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that could change their lives, and

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they're like, you know what,
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you still have Christmas lights up,
So I mean, like inside now,

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shit, dude, dude, you
smoke a fucking you smoke a nice bait

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pen. Sit down here, watch
some fucking uh air disasters slights. He

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loves air disasters. That's his that's
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on the plane? If I'm going
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be one on a dude in the
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did this to myself. By the
way that Johnny tweeted that tinfoil hat thing

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that was like a bingo card.
Yeah, fourteen out of the twenties squares

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that are on there also applied to
punch Ruck. Yeah, that's the same

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person. It is the exact same
person. But I mean topically the topics

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are different on the show, but
there's still the Young Christian Warriors. There's

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still the fucking uh or reminding me
of it right there. It was like

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it's always some some someone sucking some
sort of dick somewhere. Somebody's sucking some

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sort of dick somewhere. Always bro, there's all let's get back in the

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NFL. It's like, you know, there's always been like a smugginess to

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Josh McDaniels, but you gotta be
on. I mean, like this,

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dude, could there be a bigger
piece of shit in the world than to

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trade a guy a day after he
gets married like one of the hottest chicks

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in the w NBA, which said
something really because there's only like four of

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them. Mary's one of the hot
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immediately he's like like it's like Josh
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like, oh yeah, really,
Oh you think you're gonna have her enjoy

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New York bitch? Okay? And
trades are the trades in the next day,

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dude, what does That's so funny. She played for like the New

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York Liberty or whatever that that team
is is she did that? You're like,

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what a nice wedding gift. Thank
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market city like New York and my
wife fucking plays there with Oliver lesbian friends

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and they're fucking little rinky dink game. This is the woman. Yeah,

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you know that kind of looks like
she's stout. You know that comedian kids

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are gonna be just fucking vikings.
Oh yeah, I mean your mom is

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a pro basketball player. Usually the
rings, the jeans, right, You're

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like, okay, but the mom. If the mom is athletic, the

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kid is a killer. I can
see that. Okay. Yeah, you

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know she looks like one of those
people that throws the ball in the Olympics.

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What's that ship called shot put shot? It's just like a shot put

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specialist. She looks like she does
whatever. She has an iron jaw,

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dude, real, Yeah, that's
probably why he married her. She could

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take a punch and keep a secret. Now I'm turned on. Yeah,

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I'm with you, bro, with
you. I want Nick. I want

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Nick to go last on this question
because I know it's going to be very

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in depth. Let's go through all
of our teams and give ourselves up first

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two days of free agency grade.
I'll start first, A plus plus for

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the focus. Johnny hold On,
I say why we got the best free

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agenc safety, which we needed.
We resigned everybody good on our offensive line,

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and we're just gonna get a left
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be great. We didn't get most
importantly, we didn't go in on this

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Lamar Jackson bullshit and mortgage our future. We're sticking with our guy, fucking

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Pineke to back him up. Push
push Ridder a little bit. We still

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need some receivers. Uh, Pinicky
will be starting for your team? What's

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that? Pinekey will be starting for
your team? You want to you want

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to go, I'll bet you up. By mid season, he'll be to

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some Christmas light. Loser gets to
cap now not partnering with us, loser

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gets Topah, let's do that.
I'm willing to lose the new haircut from

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the neck up, but I'm not
losing the lights stamp. It's the new

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bag of bets, Bag of Bets
Extreme Edition decapitation. That's how we gotta

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up it. We gotta start losing
from fucking body parts. Pinky half of

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your pinky. Okay, I'm down
with that. Stam gets to swing the

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fucking meat cleaver. Yeah, I'm
in Johnny. Yeah, I'm happy with

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the Panthers so far. B plus, especially now that they just signed Miles

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Sanders. I mean that's a Pro
Bowl running back. Uh plant Foreman Uh

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yeah, and he gives you something
back, some of what you lost with

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McCaffrey pass catching. Um. You
know they've they signed that letter grade bro

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B plus yeah, B plus.
Sure, I would say I would say

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a minus for Lamb. They slash
some needs, but we still have a

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shipload of money. Be interested to
see where Austin network goes. I mean

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we traded, We traded for the
first pick in the draft, so it's

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a lot of it's going to depend
on how that turns out. You know,

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I get I hate all these people
grading that trade. Now, how

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can you grade the trade before?
Are we taking a guy and don't know

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anything about it? Doesn't make any
sense. Yeah, that is funny.

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That's like I'm gonna make you go. I'm gonna gona make you an omelet

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right now, and you're gonna go
I'm gonna give it a C. I

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haven't even fucking stood up yet,
doesn't make any sense. I eat it

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and then tell me where you fucking
think it's a free omelet? Strange tably

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about a CC minus omelet. If
I'm honest, you like skit skittles omelets.

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But Sammy, what do you think
about you? Guys? You got

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a quarterback? Maybe I think I
give I'm gonna give us. Okay,

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I'm gonna give us a B dot
dot dot to be to be determined,

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because I gotta see. Listen,
you want to get rid of the car.

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You want to blame everything on car. Fine, car wasn't the problem,

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but car wasn't the answer either,
So that's fine. And you got

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Jimmy g who gets hurt all the
time, uh for half the money.

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Okay, good move. Then you
get rid of our our our tight end

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who's like a fucking killer and he's
just shipping out. Okay. So now

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I got saved thirty million in cap
I want to know what you're gonna do

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with that. I want to know
what you're gonna do with the first pick.

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I really do, because if you
go get just another quarterback, especially

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a project quarterback. Right, nothing, We've done nothing. Our line sucks

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and our d back suck. Until
I see somebody address that. I'm not

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excited about anything we need we do. We're dude. We've had multiple chances

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to get Jalen Ramsey, they never
go for it. We need shutdown corners

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in the AFC West. I think
a quarterback from the projects would be a

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good idea. Give him to give
him a chance of a new life.

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Yes, that's what we need.
What we're really looking for economic level,

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what would decide like his mother is
really bad? Off? Let's trap it

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in. Well, dude, did
you ever see Dion Standards talking about like

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what type of player he wants in
each position? He literally up for defensive

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lineman. He wants a kid from
a broken home with a single He literally

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wants a quarterback to have two parents. He wants quarterback two parents. Incredible

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women, women, women, man, but I want to quarterback have two

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parents. This is real. He
really was defensive lineman one. If a

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white man had said that, he
would have been merely executed. And you

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know what, right, let me
see, I think this is it right

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here. This is incredible heart,
tough, fast discipline with character, we're

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looking at now quarterbacks, but different. Ye we want mother father, you

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know, due parent. We wanted
a kid to be three five and up

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because he got to be smart,
um, not bad decisions off the field

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at all, because he has to
be a leader of men. It's so

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many different attributes and what we look
for when we see a quarterback. And

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you would love a coach's son somewhere
that the coaches coached him. And I'm

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not going down my road. I
see you smiling. You try. I

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know who you're talking, who your
quarterback is talking. I didn't just build

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a template for my son, but
that's what really was. Quarterback is quarterback.

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Different positions are different, like like
like old Liman, I look for

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dude, parent homes, a strong
father that they adhered too, um,

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smart kid three at least three three
and above. You're also describing hurts.

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Yeah, it's tough, physical,
I mean offensive line. My deepens Limans

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told the opposite. Single mama trying
to get it. I mean like I

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mean I'm talking about just trying to
he trying to rescue mama, like mama

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badly made the flight, trying to
get out the mother get it. It's

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a whole different at is that you
look for different positions, and we have

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that stuff just chronicle. We know
what we want and we go get it.

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Sanders here on the Rich Eyes and
show saying the saying the silent thing

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out loud, thank you, wow
fast enough? By the way, did

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you that's that's what you want?
Look like? Mike Myers, he was

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I saw George black people, which
could be true. I was watching Dion's

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Instagram and he somebody was videotape,
videotaping. I'm fucking sixty seven years old.

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Somebody was taking a bunch of stills
of him, you know, somebody

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was sketching him talking to his son
and it was oil painting him. But

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they were fucking recording him talking to
his son. And his son was arguing

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about you know that he's a thinker
and Dion's just all action and all this

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and Dan's and now you he says
to his own son, you're pro.

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And he's in a suit and he's
at the coach's table and he says to

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his son, who's the quarterback Colorado. Now he goes on, your problem

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is you don't have a role model, and then he points to himself and

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he goes you got a model doing
roles so ridiculous. Well, I find

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it very interesting because Dn knows where
the money is. He's like, now

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you're a dude quarterback, You're a
due quarter you know. He was the

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HBCU went to Jackson State last year
DM, and he was just I look

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his stats up. He had something
ridiculous like forty seven touchdowns and six interceptions

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or something. He was the HBCU
MVP of the entire conference and they had

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played quarterbacks. So Shadoor Sanders had
thirty seven hundred yards, forty touchdowns,

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six interceptions. H and did he
rush the ball? Let me see?

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Hold on? What's his height?
How tall is he? He's six two

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two fifteen. Hey, you're a
bad over that too? You over that

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six? You gotta be tad six
in my opinion, a chance to be

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decent in the NBA. And he's
got multiple I mean he is dian as

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a dad and probably fourteen different moms. He must be a super duper quarterback.

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Doesn't run the ball much? Do
I mean? He can? So?

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Uh So, Nick, what is
your team and what do you what

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great do you give them? Honestly? Eat squad? Right from I think

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it's the Pomona Skate Decks. Oh, is the Denver Denim Jackets a team?

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No, it's the Silver Lake Baristas. Yeah they got a lot of

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Yeah, No, I'm with the
team. He actually stole the words out

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of my mouth about the Falcons.
I was gonna say the exact same thing

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he did. Well, I'm right
up right, up right, up right

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up right, I'm excited. And
now a lot of people that can get

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cut. And now because it's Wednesday, you can start talking to other people's

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teams. So there's gonna be some
free agents that are getting cut. There's

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gonna be some big games. Ze
cut today, right Ezekiel Elliott got cut

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today? The ewok got cut?
Yeah, where's he going? Because he's

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got nut left. You could go
to Chicago, he can go somewhere.

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He's gonna have to go somewhere and
share the ball like he did in Dallas.

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I mean, he ain't who he
used to be. You know,

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they were just counting the moment,
you know when they were getting when they

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when the countdowns coming, they were
it was just like New Year's Eve.

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They had like just people like and
they were just like four three two one

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cut him, and they all called
him in the stream room so excited to

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get out of that contract. Everybody
was. That's today is just you break

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up with somebody as sick of fucking
them. Suck Johnny, show up.

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Nick The comparison of Ezekiel Elliott compared
to an Ewoka, it's try. Now

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there's does the progressive part of you
get uncomfortable with this, nick U of

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Jason comparing black people to animals?
Does that make this not of real animals?

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Fictional characters? Okay, okay,
okay. And walks are adorable,

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so I was not gonna say that. He looks pretty adorable. Look at

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this one that is really funny.
Yeah he's cute. Yeah, see he's

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adorable. He's just long in the
tooth e walks can't can't carry that many.

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I like the bottom Unray's jumping over
the guy. Yeah, it does

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help when you're comparing a person to
like a a fictional character. That's really

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funny. That's the worst photoshop I've
seen, but that's what makes it so

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funny. Yeah, how about go
down that one that's right there. Oh

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yeah, it needs to be bad, that's what makes it funny. Yeah,

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for sure, you're all right about
that now, I'm gonna ask you

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a question. If now, maybe
Johnny, you can pull us up.

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There's a new quarterback in town.
He's probably the sexiest quarterback in the NFL.

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He's going to Vegas. Jimmy Garoppolo. Hot, motherfucking guy. He

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gets his first day, he goes
to some NFL function and I believe he

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took a porn star. Yeah,
how great was that? Everyone was going

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that's when he was in what New
England? No, San Francisco. Oh

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yeah, that's right, he got
the big contract San Francisco. Shows up

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at some function with a porn star. Single guy thinks still single show,

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Johnny, can you pull up that
hold on? I just found this hilarious

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at the look at this headline,
the cruel porn star shaming of forty forty

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nine ers QB Jimmy Garoppolo. That's
from the Daily Beast. Of course.

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Okay, there's the chick nicky.
I'm gonna break up big rule here.

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But I used to go to recovery
meetings with that porn star and she would

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just be all about Jesus bro And
then one day didn't see her again,

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and next thing you know, she's
just punching holes now, Nick, look,

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I've been looking this guy as we
already know his propensity, even just

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from Sam his time in San Francisco. He just got signed to the Las

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Vengas Raiders. How much is he
gonna be making it rain and strip clubs?

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This guy, he is gonna be
dead in eighteen months the place.

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You think this is not good for
people with advices like that, Sam,

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what do you think the odds are
that this guy pulls a lamar odom?

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No? Well, look at him, dude, how is Jimmy g He's

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romantically taking a porn star on a
day Like, She's like, you know

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I I I fuck, that's what
I do. And he's like, let's

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go grab some nice dinner, maybe
a movie will have a conversation. I

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couldn't your parents. They're telling his
buddies, dude, I mean, don't

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look at her. Look at her
titles here rob Buster. They're doing her

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mama's big booby scene for good.
Good for her, good for her.

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That also is something that a guy
named Jimmy Garoppolo would do. Italians like,

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hey, yeah, yeah, we're
making those woman out of her.

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Good for him, dude, good
for him, dude? What like he

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likes what he likes. Go for
it. It's so good. I think

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it's a marriage made in heaven.
I just worry that he gets overdoses on

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those fucking Rhino pills. Like,
do you worry about that? Miami's wayward?

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Listen, man, I turned everywhere
Miami is by far. If you're

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talking about vices and temptation, there's
nothing that comes close to Miami. Miami.

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Everybody's good looking. Every Like you
go to a dunkin Donuts and see

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a woman at the cash register,
You're willing to leave everyone you care about

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and never say hi to them again
for this fucking Double D didd cash register

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kick working at dunkin Donuts. Dog. They're all like that here in Michigan

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too, but they're all guys with
Double D's. Johnny pull her picture back

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up because she looks very familiar.
Because I just Johnny pulled the picture back

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up. Team wants to finish off. No, No, because if she's

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the same person that I think it
is, hold on, hold on,

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I mean it's an audio podcast.
I don't really need to see her face

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to get this gig. I think
I auditioned for everything. Everywhere. All

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in my mouth is punch trunk nowhere
on video. I was just kidding Picton,

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but I auditioned for everything everywhere,
all in my mouth with her,

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and I guess you want a bunch
of fucking bunner a big Bonner awards for

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that. But did you watch the
Oscars? Nick? No way, dude,

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I'm so watching. But this was
the best one. It was still

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hot trash, but it was the
best one in years. You stop taking

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themselves as well, because I loved
everything everywhere all at once. It's like

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one of my favorite movies of all
time. I haven't seen it yet.

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I have to watch it. Good. Indian Indians were pissed off that they

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did a big Indian dance and they
had no Indians in it. That was

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They were super angry about that.
I mean, Indians an outrage outraged by

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the Oscars. Do you guys hear
polish your He's like to Jimmy Kimmel,

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my feelings are her. It's like, I get it, bro. Everybody

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in your movie was up for an
Oscar. I mean, I dude,

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everybody from Encino Man was up for
an Oscar. Think about the world we

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live in, the timeline we're at
from in Cino Man, we're up for

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Oscars. That is weird. I
mean a kid from our childhood fucking movies?

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Uh is a sixty year old man
that wanted to cat at me?

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Or oh fucking up short round?
No, John, Oh, I forgot

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he was in that. He was
in that, wasn't he? Oh I

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forgot about that. Yeah, he
was fucking Indiana Jones is fucking little,

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but he was in Encino Man,
right, Yeah, yeah he was.

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00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,599
Yeah. Yeah, that was the
joke that Jimmy Kimbles did. Then Jimmy

406
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:29,000
Kibbles, like there were some movies
that were nominated, like Woman King based

407
00:30:29,039 --> 00:30:33,160
on a real story, Like no, that's actually not based on the real

408
00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:37,519
story. That's based on a story
that they rewrote and made the bad people

409
00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:41,920
look like heroes. Okay, did
you did you hear that that? The

410
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,960
way that script was written was that
the man was originally meant to be the

411
00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:49,599
lead and it was gonna be Jackie
Chan and then he turned the roll down.

412
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:53,480
Yeah, because he knew was hot, trash, what everything everywhere all

413
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,599
at once. That's your favorite film
of all time? No? No,

414
00:30:56,599 --> 00:31:00,240
no, that's great, that's great. So you really hadn't heard that story

415
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,160
that you said you had heard no, no, no, because I as

416
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:07,400
you've heard that and you said yes, and because he knew it was trash,

417
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:15,279
so he just got caught completely lying. I agree. I heard everything

418
00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:22,920
he said. Mh. I was
writing some fucking awesome news guys. Guys.

419
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,640
So anyways, John Jones is John
Jones fight. I talked to Gabe

420
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,920
the banker, a good friend on
the show, all right, but I

421
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,960
know he's crazy about making all these
beats. So I hit him up and

422
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,680
I go, Gabe, I'm thinking
about throwing down a parlay on these fights.

423
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,720
Gabe says to me, I will
probably probably probably wouldn't put put put

424
00:31:42,759 --> 00:31:48,559
John Jones in your parlay. He
gets me thinking, oh fuck, maybe

425
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:56,640
John Jones. It's b b been
over over two years and sent four and

426
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,519
I got fucking man. He starts
talking out of there. So I made

427
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:04,559
two separate bets. I bet against
John Jones. Yeah, I lose.

428
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:10,799
I make I thought twenty bucks on
the five other fucking fights to Gabe called

429
00:32:12,319 --> 00:32:15,079
he hit off fucking five of those
fights, and I was good at that.

430
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:19,920
Man. Gabe set came to except
for John Jones, but thank god

431
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,680
he told me to take that.
But I would have thrown John Jones on

432
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,200
that parlay, I probably would have
hit about two hundred bucks, but he

433
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:30,599
talked me out of John Jones.
That I took was your gon and man

434
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:37,759
did he went through him like butter, Yeah, I mean that was crazy.

435
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,720
That was crazy. He got a
he took a shot to the nuts

436
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,559
and then that was really the I
mean, any fucking John Jones. He's

437
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,880
one of the greatest of all time, if not the greatest. But man,

438
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:58,160
there's guys in Pride that get no
love. Fade Or and Dude Van

439
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:05,880
de Les Sylball WoT twenty two fight
winning streak and nobody intimidating fighter two,

440
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,240
Like if you saw him you would
pee a little bit, dude, they

441
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:12,319
were all I mean in dude,
I don't know, man, maybe just

442
00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:16,440
maybe, um you know, Fador
was on the juice. He just kind

443
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:20,599
of looked like he was one of
those like, um yeah, one of

444
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,759
those farmer guys that were just super
strong. Was on everything. He was

445
00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:32,319
on jews and he was taking steroids
and math at the same time. Wow,

446
00:33:32,359 --> 00:33:36,319
don't you just go to zero at
that point? No, that's that's

447
00:33:36,319 --> 00:33:38,480
called that, you know what they
called the mixing those two drugs. It's

448
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:45,559
called road rage. Well my favorite
thing is um what George Floyd was on,

449
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:52,400
which was uh bettanal and speed and
they called it a goofball. Jesus

450
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:57,680
goofball, bro That's some crip.
Nope, nobody s went me on that

451
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,799
one. Trying to think about that
what that does to you? Yeah,

452
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:05,599
it's also such a weird name for
it. Yeah, well you gotta be

453
00:34:05,599 --> 00:34:07,760
a retard to be on either of
those. Yeah, it does sound kind

454
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:15,880
of lighthearted, right like, oh
you know, try some goofballs. It

455
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,559
sounds like something Willy Wonka would hell, you know, it sounds like someboding

456
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:22,119
like what you'd call someone who like
hit a helium balloon and then ate a

457
00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:29,440
bunch of sugar like that's the comboy
killy goofball. Yeah, yeah, he's

458
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:34,480
on a goofball. That guys,
those cops aren't killing him. He's on

459
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,880
a goofball, right yeah, yeah, okay, okay, we want to

460
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,840
get into that. No anyway,
what is is uh what happened with the

461
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,559
rumors that John Jones was doping?
I kept I kept hearing that on and

462
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:51,320
off for years. Well, the
um, the testing body, I forget

463
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,280
the name of it, came out
and said what we we feel like it

464
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:59,480
was such a small thing that it's
when I'm gonna test for that that number

465
00:34:59,519 --> 00:35:04,639
anymore. It was along the lines
of that. So I mean, does

466
00:35:04,679 --> 00:35:08,199
everybody buy that or like, what's
do you think he was doping back then?

467
00:35:09,199 --> 00:35:13,360
Yeah? I think that. I
think I think so many of them

468
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,159
were at that time, right,
And I think that you see, you

469
00:35:16,199 --> 00:35:21,639
see a bunch of people fall right
off a cliff when they started doing the

470
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:28,159
USADA testing. Um, Johnny Hendrix
never was the same. Anthony Pettis big

471
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:32,559
fall off, and um and Chris
Widman. I hate to say, because

472
00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:37,280
I really like Chris Widman, but
that dude had a giant fall off when

473
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:42,800
he when they started doing testing again. So I mean, like hardcore testing.

474
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,079
So somebody who somebody just got busting, who's over raine, just got

475
00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:52,519
a wind taken away? Yesterday he
tested positive for doping, And I'm like,

476
00:35:52,639 --> 00:35:58,440
no shit, that still that guy's
testing, He's still doing dope.

477
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:04,440
What a fucking crazy he's our age, he's got in between knicks age and

478
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,320
our age. I bet he's got. I mean, and he looks like,

479
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,840
I mean, he looks like you
won't like me when I'm angry.

480
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,800
He looks like the incredible Hulk,
and you go, yeah, really,

481
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,320
oh he tested positive for Oh yeah, no shit, look at the fucking

482
00:36:19,559 --> 00:36:24,199
he got suspended too for a year. Tell you something. As you guys

483
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:30,039
know, I've been taking craftmagaw learning
to kill all with my hands. You

484
00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:32,639
guys know that, right, that's
well known. Yeah we'd heard that.

485
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:37,280
Yeah, I'm up forty yellow bell. I finally got my yellow bell.

486
00:36:37,559 --> 00:36:39,599
Is that the class when you learn
how to hit people with your purse?

487
00:36:40,079 --> 00:36:46,159
Yeah? Yeah, that's it.
So I um so. So they're like,

488
00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:50,000
hey, you're gonna test. It's
in April. Try to get your

489
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,000
your endurance up because it's like a
long test. It's like three hours.

490
00:36:53,239 --> 00:37:02,639
So I'm thinking about just doing Royds. I no sycle for this test,

491
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:07,320
and come in and just ripped dicks, get my yellow bell, and then

492
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:12,679
cycle off just every time my test, just hit the sauce. Yeah,

493
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,320
there's no rules against that, right, you're not. I'm gonna do I

494
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:23,920
just like you do it. It
would feel quiet, feel I just let's

495
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:29,159
go find some Palestinians right now.
Just fuck about you're talking to you?

496
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:37,519
Is that I contact motherfucker. I'm
sorry. I'm I'm off for that to

497
00:37:37,599 --> 00:37:40,400
the right up just for tests.
Every like a couple of months, you

498
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:45,760
get new tests right up for it. Do you ever get that urged though,

499
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,880
to just see how what you would
look like if you got in really

500
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:52,599
good shape, like just once in
your life, really have it for I

501
00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:54,719
still have that fantasy there, like
one day, you know, for four

502
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:59,760
months, I'm gonna wish it.
With some steroids that fantasy could become a

503
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:06,920
reality. Johnny, steroids. Is
it hard to get steroid? Sam?

504
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,199
What is it hard to get steroids? No? I don't think so.

505
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:15,679
Imagine if you train it like those
facilities, somebody is going to be able

506
00:38:15,679 --> 00:38:19,519
to have a hook up. I
just wish somebody would tell me the difference

507
00:38:19,519 --> 00:38:25,119
between roids and HH, like why
is one different than the other? Yeah,

508
00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:29,119
I don't know. Well, I
think I think human growth hormone is

509
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:37,360
you know, isn't steroids a human
growth hormone? Anabolic steroids is like the

510
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,760
old school one of them, but
it's like not the healthy one. Let's

511
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:47,760
see, Anabolic steroids are synthetic versions
of testosterone according to this, So that's

512
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:54,840
why it's bad. Why because it's
synthetic? And then HH is produce produced

513
00:38:54,840 --> 00:39:00,519
by the pituitary glam. But too
much of either is not good. Yeah,

514
00:39:00,519 --> 00:39:02,199
well, I think the concern with
both is that they could, you

515
00:39:02,199 --> 00:39:07,000
know, kick off some tumors and
shit like that. Yeah, it just

516
00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:10,920
fucks with your natural levels of kind
of everything, right, I think so.

517
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:15,159
So the synthetic one obviously is gonna
be worse because's just your body does

518
00:39:15,159 --> 00:39:17,599
not need. There's some dude in
the audience right now just pissed off that

519
00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:24,960
we're fucking know what do you mean? In the audiences? Like video taping,

520
00:39:27,039 --> 00:39:31,360
it's like, howe when he called
our our our taping? Oh,

521
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,639
I thought you were talking about what
he called it? He's taping at the

522
00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:38,159
at the when what's ever happened with
that? By the way, is that

523
00:39:38,199 --> 00:39:42,679
ever coming out? What's the deal? No, it's never coming out ever

524
00:39:44,119 --> 00:39:46,280
because he can't. We'll watch himself. Is that hard for you, nick

525
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:51,920
to watch yourself when you're editing your
special? Yeah? I I hate watching

526
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:59,480
anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I do. And if you listen to

527
00:39:59,559 --> 00:40:04,039
him right after, you know,
I try to because that's usually the easiest

528
00:40:04,199 --> 00:40:07,119
time because you're it's just fresh in
your mind. But like having to hear

529
00:40:07,159 --> 00:40:09,519
your own voice like the next day
during the day or some shit, it's

530
00:40:09,519 --> 00:40:15,079
like, oh, you know,
I hate it, but you gotta do

531
00:40:15,199 --> 00:40:17,000
it. You know. It's the
same feeling I had when when like you're

532
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:20,679
a kid and then like your parents
are like, hey, you gotta you

533
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,159
gotta mow the lawn all day Saturday, and you go, oh, I

534
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,039
need you wake up Saturday. Go
fuck. I'd rather do anything than this

535
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:30,199
Right now. I can't stand watching
myself or listening myself. Yeah, I

536
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:36,199
do not like it, and they
were just somebody. It's worse when your

537
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,119
It's one thing if you like,
hey, I recorded my set last night.

538
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,679
I wanted I'm working on some new
shits. I wanna listen to it

539
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,719
and jot some shit down. That's
one thing only I will hear this.

540
00:40:45,599 --> 00:40:46,400
I can edit in my head.
I know how to make it better.

541
00:40:46,599 --> 00:40:51,280
Well, when you're editing something that
you're gonna put out for everyone to listen

542
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,760
to, it makes really fucking hate
yourself. Yeah, because it's like now

543
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,760
and I listen to myself, I
go, oh, now, I know

544
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,800
why nobody thinks I'm fun this garbage. It's almost easier to listen to the

545
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,199
new stuff because you know it's not
good yet, so you're like, okay,

546
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,360
like kind of like you were saying, You're like, I know how

547
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,480
to fix this, but yeah,
if you're listening to a set that you're

548
00:41:13,519 --> 00:41:16,159
like, I'm in your mind,
You're like, I'm already done wanting to

549
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,800
do this material, like you know. But so by the time you shoot

550
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,760
a special, you're like, I
don't want to watch this anymore. I

551
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,320
just this part of it. I
was like, I don't care. Just

552
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:30,000
to put it out the way this
put it out. Yeah, everyone's doing

553
00:41:30,039 --> 00:41:34,480
these big tour egg I'm promoting my
special. I'm just gonna put it on

554
00:41:34,559 --> 00:41:37,199
YouTube, put it on my website. Hope you find it, enjoy it.

555
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:42,599
I ever read one comment about my
album good or bad. I don't

556
00:41:42,599 --> 00:41:45,000
even know if there are any comments. I just put it out there and

557
00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:47,000
I go, Okay, next ship. Yeah I don't because I will go

558
00:41:47,199 --> 00:41:54,920
fucking send it forward. So how
long is your special again? One or

559
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:59,239
fifty? Are you talking to me
your tibow? No? You, uh,

560
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,639
fifty one? Fifty two? I
think like right right about and a

561
00:42:01,679 --> 00:42:06,679
half. Now, do you have
a bunch of materials still ready to go

562
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,519
for when you go on the road
and you have to do some jokes.

563
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:13,800
Yeah, well there is about fifteen
minutes cut out of it that we just

564
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,880
like edited out, and then so
I could do some of that if I

565
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,239
felt like it, and then I
have some like newer stuff that I can

566
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,480
pepper in. But one of another
thing I've realized over the last couple of

567
00:42:24,519 --> 00:42:30,320
years is, you know, having
doing an hour, releasing an album or

568
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:36,039
a special and junking all that material
is like you can't really get rid of

569
00:42:36,079 --> 00:42:38,880
all of it and go on the
road like I'm not Louis c k Famous,

570
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:43,320
where everyone has memorized all the material
and it needs to be a new

571
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,320
hour. Most places I go,
half the crowd has no idea who I

572
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,239
am. So it's almost benefits me
to do some of the older stuff because

573
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,719
they'll go, hey, that was
all really funny. Where do I find

574
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,559
more of that? I go,
well, there's this new special some of

575
00:42:57,679 --> 00:43:00,000
what you heard, But then there's
plenty of new ship and then also older

576
00:43:00,079 --> 00:43:04,440
albums where I've done none of the
material. So there's enough out there,

577
00:43:04,559 --> 00:43:07,280
and it's like you're only gonna gain
more fans if you just put on the

578
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:12,920
best show old new crowd work.
Whatever. Well, I think, like

579
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,199
I think for the longest time,
there was this notion that crowds don't like

580
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:21,800
to hear jokes that they've heard before, And I think that's a big lie.

581
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,159
I think people really love to hear
some classics. They just don't want

582
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:31,440
all the same act they would like, Yeah, maybe like eighty twenty seventy

583
00:43:31,639 --> 00:43:37,199
thirty, but probably eighty twenty ninety
ten, like a bunch of new shit

584
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,920
with some classics. I'm about I
want to go back and go through,

585
00:43:40,079 --> 00:43:44,920
like I have like six albums.
I want to go through, take my

586
00:43:45,079 --> 00:43:50,280
favorites and put out a fucking one
album of all them. Yeah, on

587
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,079
video, like a special right,
Yeah, because that also gives a new

588
00:43:54,199 --> 00:44:00,480
life, because it's I if they
heard those bits and audio form at only

589
00:44:00,119 --> 00:44:04,760
doing them like on video is gonna
just give it a whole new dimension and

590
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,960
like they'll be funny or even to
the fans that already like it, it's

591
00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:12,079
well. And also just see you
try to do what you're really physical bits

592
00:44:12,119 --> 00:44:14,880
from when you were starting. Oh
yeah, you just want to see me

593
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:19,000
do handicap stripper, and I do, I really do, because once you

594
00:44:19,039 --> 00:44:24,039
get on steroids, that chap.
Yeah, we never climbed the pole breaking

595
00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:29,960
over your knee. Yeah, yeah, yeah, call that a chip.

596
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,760
When I usually go like a mix
of from like old Ship and new Ship

597
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:40,599
is like one hundred to zero.
I like some of these regging jokes and

598
00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:45,159
these fucking Clinton jokes are still popping. Yeah, they're coming back around.

599
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:51,800
Man. You don't just like Nick, You've been doing it, Jason,

600
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,840
Nick, myself, we've all been
doing stamp for so long. Like and

601
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,599
as you get older, now you
got you're much younger than us, Nick,

602
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:06,400
but it's like you're younger. It's
like it's like you start going,

603
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,760
am I gonna run out of shit
to talk about? Like I go on

604
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,639
the road with some of these guys
and they're like much younger than me,

605
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,000
and like they got all these stories
they haven't talked about, Like Eddie Bravo,

606
00:45:16,119 --> 00:45:20,679
like he's my age, but he's
brand new to stand up. Yeah,

607
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:24,079
and he just has all these stories
he's never tapped into. And I'm

608
00:45:24,119 --> 00:45:29,360
like, I've talked about all the
shit that I care about, Like I

609
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,280
have to find new Ship to give
a fuck about. But how many times

610
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:36,480
have you said that over the years
where you're like, I'm all out of

611
00:45:36,519 --> 00:45:39,440
shit? And then you remember the
story and that's that's how you that's how

612
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:45,519
you end up on a cruise ship
by not writing new material. Yeah yeah,

613
00:45:45,199 --> 00:45:50,719
on cruise ships that dude I have
there's nothing wrong that they pay well,

614
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,159
I guess get it. But for
me, it's just like I like,

615
00:45:52,679 --> 00:45:55,960
I like doing comedy clubs, but
it's oh, I have to keep

616
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,840
writing her else I'm gonna go nuts
and more to my act by Saturday Late

617
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:05,960
show, Saturday Late show, I'm
like, this fucking act. I'm fucking

618
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:09,360
over it. But I also know
I gotta bring a show because the people.

619
00:46:09,679 --> 00:46:13,119
Sometimes you get something like I drove
five hours here, You're like,

620
00:46:13,199 --> 00:46:15,599
oh my god, I go okay, I gotta fucking perform. Yeah,

621
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:20,440
I mean the best, like the
best sets that I like, the ones

622
00:46:20,519 --> 00:46:23,239
I feel the best about are the
ones where like I feel so in the

623
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:28,440
moment that I can do new stuff, old stuff, crowd work, and

624
00:46:28,559 --> 00:46:31,079
it all feels like it's happening in
real time. So like you know,

625
00:46:31,199 --> 00:46:35,719
you're you're you're doing a bit,
and then you kind of are riffing a

626
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,079
little bit, and then you remember
an old bit and you're like that would

627
00:46:38,159 --> 00:46:42,719
fit perfectly right now where you're doing
crowd work. And you're like, I

628
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,440
could segue into this old bit and
you just let yourself do it and just

629
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:52,079
it just feels so in the moment. The crowd also feels that way.

630
00:46:52,639 --> 00:46:55,960
No one's gonna leave unhappy, you
know, they're gonna be like that was

631
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,519
really entertaining beginning to end. Was
in the moment, and sometimes I can't

632
00:47:00,599 --> 00:47:04,559
tell what was the material or not. There's no way to go wrong with

633
00:47:04,679 --> 00:47:08,119
that, you know, and they're
I'm dealing with. So so I have

634
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:13,760
two Bobby Lee jokes, right,
and they're they're they're they're not the same,

635
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,800
but they have they are kind of
like. The first joke is like

636
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:20,360
almost twenty years old because when we
first Matt, he brought me to a

637
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:25,159
destructible and he just disappeared, and
like I couldn't find Bobby at this Korean

638
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:29,840
festival. Yeah I remember that.
Yeah, okay, that's a true story.

639
00:47:30,119 --> 00:47:32,079
So then I have this new one, which is a true story.

640
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:37,840
You guys say the punchline though,
Oh what's the punch line? The punch

641
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,880
line is, I've bent to this
Korean festival with my friend Bobby Lee,

642
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,320
who's Korean. I don't know if
you've been to a Korean testival with the

643
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,239
Korean, but we got separated and
trying to find him again was like finding

644
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:52,880
a needle in a needle stack.
Yeah, so so thank you, thank

645
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:59,880
you. So this story just fel
is that when Bobby Lee, Brian came,

646
00:48:00,039 --> 00:48:05,320
Brandon Show got in that podcast war, Bobby Lee goes on his his

647
00:48:06,639 --> 00:48:09,960
podcast and it's like they're bullying me, right, but he wouldn't say who

648
00:48:10,039 --> 00:48:14,159
it was, and for some reason, his fans all thought it was me.

649
00:48:15,519 --> 00:48:21,119
So the next day, my my
my dms on my Instagram were just

650
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:27,800
all Bobby Lee fans call me homophobic
slurs and maybe laugh because they all looked

651
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,679
like Bobby Lee. Like and I
got a picture and I can say to

652
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:35,440
you one time, You're like,
that's not Bobby Lee, like all hair

653
00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:39,679
everything. Yeah. So, like
what I did on my last special was

654
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,280
like went back to some of the
audio where I go, is there any

655
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,079
good bits that I were just an
audio that I'd like to put on a

656
00:48:46,119 --> 00:48:50,880
special and the koream Bobby at a
Bobby at a cream festival? Is it?

657
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,320
So now I want to tell this
Bobby Lee story and I'm worried that

658
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:59,320
some people might think that's almost the
same bit which it's not. But I

659
00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:04,760
just have this weird thing. No, it's it's different enough, and you

660
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,400
can said one. You can literally
tell it just like that story, you

661
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:13,599
know what I mean, Just like, yeah, well, I just I

662
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:17,599
told by no legs matters fucking the
special. I told that Bobby Lee story.

663
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,599
Now I want to tell this story
because it's so fucking funny, just

664
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:29,440
like just just waking up to nothing
but homophobia and your dms and they're just

665
00:49:29,599 --> 00:49:32,599
so cute and cuddly and they're just
yelling at you. It's so fun.

666
00:49:34,199 --> 00:49:37,199
The directions you could take that are
already going to be different enough than the

667
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:42,480
Korean festival one um, and you
could tie them both together, just like

668
00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:45,480
the fact that you've known him for
thirty years or whatever the fuck? I

669
00:49:45,519 --> 00:49:47,239
mean, do the Headberg thing,
you know where he had the joke that

670
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,760
he wrote more later and said,
you know this joke was on my last

671
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,159
special. Here here's more to it. I remember you had that. I

672
00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:57,880
can't remember the bit what was it? The thing the ducks and the subway,

673
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,920
Brad, what was it? I
can't remember. I don't remember the

674
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
other. But yeah, dude,
there's I mean, you know this already

675
00:50:04,079 --> 00:50:07,480
there's there are no rules. Just
do whatever you want and people will.

676
00:50:07,559 --> 00:50:12,000
I guess there's more rules for us
personally, right, we like we have

677
00:50:12,199 --> 00:50:15,519
this. It's so much we're trying
to work up here when everybody else is

678
00:50:15,559 --> 00:50:21,000
working down here. Yeah, and
that's more reason to remind yourself there are

679
00:50:21,079 --> 00:50:23,079
no rules. They're only self imposed. At the end of the day.

680
00:50:23,679 --> 00:50:27,719
If you are telling yourself, I
want to bring this bit back, then

681
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,280
like bring it back, like you've
already proven that you could write new shit

682
00:50:31,639 --> 00:50:36,639
for twenty years and put out six
albums. I mean, you love a

683
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:39,400
bit bringing it back. Your fans
love you love the bit. I agree,

684
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:43,599
dude. And they have a lot
of bits about have to take a

685
00:50:43,679 --> 00:50:47,239
shit on a plane, Like I'm
almost like I want to have where I

686
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:52,400
have like either a zombie bit on
every on every album, yeah, and

687
00:50:52,679 --> 00:50:57,280
taking a shit on a plane because
I'm constantly battling taking a shit on the

688
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,400
plane. It happened almost on every
because I fly so much and I take

689
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:05,360
a lot of shit. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean it's in a way

690
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,440
that's like a challenge where you're like, I'm going to write another bit about

691
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:13,000
this, how can I make it
different? And funnier and like, that's

692
00:51:13,039 --> 00:51:15,880
what's gonna be having fans. They
will they will be like a triple he's

693
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:20,880
doing another and they'll find a way
to fucking you know, make funny for

694
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,320
it or laugh at Then they at
the at the end of the album,

695
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,880
they'll be like, I enjoyed the
album, and no one's gonna be like

696
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,559
you did want too many shitting on
a plane jokes. Yeah, then you're

697
00:51:30,599 --> 00:51:36,159
giving out for free. That's yeah, like here charged thirty dollars, No,

698
00:51:36,679 --> 00:51:38,480
you go take it. I'm just
gonna Bata bad bad bad. Are

699
00:51:38,519 --> 00:51:45,320
you a basketball fan at all?
Yeah? I mean you are giving people

700
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:51,679
shit for free? I mean what
if the fact that anybody could complain is

701
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,760
like, okay, well then see
you later. Yeah, Nick, Can

702
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:59,199
I ask you a question? Nick? Yeah? Are you with your background

703
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:04,440
right there? Are you calling us
from a time machine outside in front of

704
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:10,119
a nineteen seventy seven to eleven I'm
on breaking from my shifts at a fifties

705
00:52:10,199 --> 00:52:15,239
roller skating diner. Nick, Do
you ever see Ari out in New York?

706
00:52:15,519 --> 00:52:19,000
Yeah, I mean every once in
a while, like grab coffee or

707
00:52:19,119 --> 00:52:22,039
something like that. Um, but
he's on the road a lot, a

708
00:52:22,159 --> 00:52:25,800
lot a lot, so we don't
really like to enjoyed You and I don't

709
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:30,079
perform at the same clock. He's
a seller. He does a seller and

710
00:52:30,199 --> 00:52:34,280
the stand. I never get spots
at the stand anymore, and I've never

711
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,719
actually tried to get into the seller, so I don't see him enjoyed you.

712
00:52:38,199 --> 00:52:40,840
Did you enjoyed You? Yeah?
I went to the taping. It

713
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,239
was It was dude, it was
so good. I sat at the taping.

714
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,440
I was like upstairs in the back
with like Fahim and Santino or like

715
00:52:49,519 --> 00:52:53,320
sat in the back row or like
some other comics and stuff. Watched watched

716
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:57,239
the whole thing. It was great. And then when I watched it when

717
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,119
it came out, it was like
really cool to see like the live version,

718
00:53:00,639 --> 00:53:07,559
uh done as a special because it
was just those candles in the background,

719
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:12,719
Like it looked cool striking. Yeah. Yeah yeah. When you walk

720
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,079
in, like you walk, you
enter the theater and you just like are

721
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:20,679
hit with this wall of candles because
they're real candles, so the stage feels

722
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,880
alive, you know, it's like
moving. Uh. But the way they

723
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:28,880
put it together into special, I
mean it's just it's like Netflix HBO quality

724
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:34,320
production, like it's it's really really
good. You stick around for the credits,

725
00:53:34,519 --> 00:53:37,159
find a chance the Did I watch
the credits? I probably did.

726
00:53:37,199 --> 00:53:39,760
I think I watched it to the
end. It's all like all the thank

727
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:44,559
yous and oh yeah I did.
Because he had like a couple of paragraphs

728
00:53:44,599 --> 00:53:50,920
about like Eric. I think the
Eric abrooms a director. Well, I

729
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,559
think he thinks just a lot of
people, almost so many people. It's

730
00:53:54,679 --> 00:54:02,639
virtually meaningless. I would say,
don't say that number one credit, please

731
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:08,760
stop. I don't remember. But
what show? Naughty show is my only

732
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:13,480
real credit? But that? Yeah, but I watched Nick's credits. Banks's

733
00:54:13,599 --> 00:54:19,800
dog who hates me? Kill me
everything? Nick's I just lay on my

734
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,519
floor and put a bunch of treats
all over your body. Dog, try

735
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:27,360
to go right up my throat.
Noah, that actually worried. Actually did

736
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,800
go for the treats. He liked
you in the car, He got along

737
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:34,960
with you in the car. Remember
what kind of dog? Right? You

738
00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:37,360
know? When you like they have
those beautiful models on, like on like

739
00:54:37,559 --> 00:54:40,840
a big ass yachts and they just
lay on a table and they put a

740
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:45,039
bunch of sushi on their naked body. That's what Nick had to do with

741
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:50,719
fifty dog treats for his doc.
Even the guy contact with me. I

742
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,280
mean he's not like a He's like
park cattle dog, part Grizzly bear,

743
00:54:53,400 --> 00:55:01,920
So I don't understand like what he's
part wolverine party. He's a half cattle

744
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:07,360
dog and then like some Australian shepherd
and some other random bullshit. But literally,

745
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,599
he loves every single point and every
dog likes me. It's the only

746
00:55:10,679 --> 00:55:14,880
dog on the plant by my mom. Dog eaten too. But I'm noticing

747
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,679
a pattern here speaking of your mom's. By the way, is that dogs

748
00:55:17,679 --> 00:55:22,880
still alive? The dog that bit
me in Indiana? Unfortunate? Wow?

749
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:24,320
Yeah, I mean I still have
a mark on my leg from that.

750
00:55:25,519 --> 00:55:30,440
Yes she did. He was climbing
through the window at three am. Dog's

751
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:35,960
gonna bite anybody? Yeah yeah,
yeah, what did you guys? Speaking

752
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,239
of specials, let me hear you
guys thoughts on the Chris Rock Chris Rock

753
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:45,159
special. I liked what that surprised
me, Sam, I don't really watch.

754
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,360
I'm gonna be honest with you,
man, unless I know someone is

755
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:52,280
completely and utterly different than me,
and not that Chris Rock and are are

756
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:57,119
like at all. But I like
The only special I've watched in the last

757
00:55:57,199 --> 00:56:00,440
couple of years is Sam Morrel's special. That's it, because we're just so

758
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:07,000
different that I don't want to watch
you watch j right and due? Yeah,

759
00:56:07,119 --> 00:56:08,760
Jude, that was it? What
about what have you seen any of

760
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:15,039
Nate Bargatsi specials? You guys are
He's so funny. He's really funny.

761
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:20,599
He's really funny, and he's a
good dude too. That's always. It's

762
00:56:20,599 --> 00:56:24,079
also a great comic, so that's
always fun to watch. Yeah. So

763
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:30,159
yeah, where did you watch the
Last Rock Special Tambourine? Oh? Yeah,

764
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:34,519
Okay, I like that one too. I think one day, whenever

765
00:56:34,639 --> 00:56:37,599
that day comes where I decided to
take a break and Mike stand Up,

766
00:56:37,639 --> 00:56:42,400
I'm good. I'll just go and
just watch everybody shit right. I'm gonna

767
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,519
be the opposite whenever I go fuck
stand Up. I think I'm just never

768
00:56:45,639 --> 00:56:50,840
gonna watch stand up again. What
about uh Rogan's new club. Congratulations to

769
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,039
not only Joe Rogan, but all
of our good friends, Carrie Mitchell,

770
00:56:54,159 --> 00:56:59,239
Roadhouse, Eric Anderson, Jodi Bart
all of our friends work there. Now

771
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:05,559
I don't know any those people.
Yeah, I'm happy for a Rogan.

772
00:57:05,599 --> 00:57:09,480
I'm happy for the mothership. It
looks cool you I don't know if you

773
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:15,719
guys feel this. I'm kind of
sad because I'm not like in the mix

774
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:21,679
and being there for that, because
those are all my friends and Nick well

775
00:57:21,719 --> 00:57:23,840
you know, Jay, We're all
there at the Comedy Store when it kind

776
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:30,079
of went from the Dead Period and
the slow kept growing burned to when it

777
00:57:30,199 --> 00:57:35,119
burnt so bright at the end,
you know, break before COVID hit.

778
00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:37,400
And it was fun to be a
part of that time in history, both

779
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:42,639
the Dead period, which doesn't get
any love, which it was the best

780
00:57:42,719 --> 00:57:45,639
period, the best fun time at
the Comedy Store. Nobody, nobody,

781
00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:52,320
Yeah, the Dead period was the
best that time there. And then you

782
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:57,719
know, to see this kind of
new revolution happened in Austin that everyone's been

783
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,880
talking about. I hear that Theo's
movement there and now and party would love

784
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:05,199
to get a spot there just to
go check it out. I mean,

785
00:58:05,559 --> 00:58:07,280
but my kids are in LA and
I just want to hang out with them

786
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,679
as much as I can. So
would you ever move to Austin, like

787
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:15,320
with the family, I mean,
if there was nothing tying us here,

788
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:20,079
yeah, I would. I mean, if everybody here, Dana and all

789
00:58:20,159 --> 00:58:24,000
the baby's mama and everybody was like, Alex go, I go maybe,

790
00:58:24,159 --> 00:58:29,599
But I also love LA I love
southern California at the same time. So

791
00:58:29,719 --> 00:58:31,920
it's like a weird thing. But
I would love to have at least a

792
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:36,400
foot there so I could hang out
with all my friends that are just doing

793
00:58:36,559 --> 00:58:39,679
so well out there. So but
it makes me guy said, aren't part

794
00:58:39,719 --> 00:58:45,480
of seeing Duncan there, Tony Red
Band and all the guys crushing it.

795
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,559
I wish I was there hanging out
with them. Me too. I'm going

796
00:58:47,559 --> 00:58:52,559
I'm gonna go there in May,
late May, like and last week of

797
00:58:52,639 --> 00:58:58,079
May. I'm gonna go out there
and Red Band and whatnot. Yeah,

798
00:58:58,119 --> 00:59:00,119
so I'm looking forward to that.
And I'm coming to LA next and fucking

799
00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:07,159
I get the twenty second. I'm
not the twenty second to April sixteenth or

800
00:59:07,239 --> 00:59:10,000
something like that. Um So,
guys, come see me at the cost,

801
00:59:10,039 --> 00:59:13,159
Come see me at the same You've
been in the new Ice House yet,

802
00:59:14,239 --> 00:59:15,400
No. I was supposed to do
a gig there, but I had

803
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:21,360
to I had to cancel. I
want or they put a ton of money

804
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:25,199
in the renovating it. As I
think, I like, dude, I

805
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:30,360
mean, I think there needs to
be more comedy and and uh, you

806
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:35,840
know clubs like that. Yeah,
I think we also need sucking some tiny

807
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,960
clubs out here like New York has. We don't need them to be all

808
00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:43,360
giant clubs, just and we need
a place for people to go and work

809
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:47,280
on shit. Like the one thing
that happened the store that it just when

810
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:52,920
it blew up and all everybody,
you know, when Mitzi kind released or

811
00:59:52,039 --> 00:59:58,239
grip on it and they started like
kissing agents and managers asses. The game

812
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:02,360
cut gott to change their everyone just
kept doing a list material instead of working

813
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:07,440
on ship. We need a workout
room. Yeah, before the the before

814
01:00:07,519 --> 01:00:10,880
that boom, it was, that's
all the whole place was was a big

815
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:17,239
workout room. And then best on
all the shows out right. Yeah yeah,

816
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:21,320
when the when every night is sold
out and the room is still packed

817
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:24,280
at like twelve thirty in the morning, you're like you can't take risks and

818
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:29,760
work on new ship and it's just
the pressure was like too much to you

819
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:34,280
always just do your good stuff.
And yeah, it was fun to just

820
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,719
be able to go in there.
Were they making money at the Comedy Store

821
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,039
through that era, No, I
mean they were like losing money, maybe

822
01:00:40,199 --> 01:00:45,559
sometimes breaking even. And then Lajoia
was keeping the place a floor. That

823
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:51,280
crazy Leya was keeping Hollywood alive.
Yeah, well I was still popping off.

824
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:57,280
I'm sure San Diego has an insane
scene. Now there's I think there's

825
01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:01,880
like four or five comedy clubs now
wow. And you look at like Taylor,

826
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,840
Tomlinson, Brian Simpson, they're all
outher There's like, you know,

827
01:01:07,519 --> 01:01:10,360
there's like some great comedy coming out
there, and there's and the cool thing

828
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:19,159
about there's the Madhouse, there's the
There Comedy Company, the American Comedy Company,

829
01:01:19,199 --> 01:01:22,119
and the Laugh Factory, and they're
all on the same block. Right

830
01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:29,360
castle we did what remember that comedy
castle thing me and you did. That's

831
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,000
not star out there, is it? It literally looked like a castle.

832
01:01:32,079 --> 01:01:36,599
Whether there's like the kind of by
a mall or some shit we did that

833
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:39,480
what used to be I forget the
name of is now Mike Drop, and

834
01:01:39,559 --> 01:01:45,400
I hear nothing but amazing things about
it. But yeah, it's Mike Drop

835
01:01:45,599 --> 01:01:49,039
is a new comedy club out there. But the three clubs on the same

836
01:01:49,159 --> 01:01:52,559
block, they all kind of help
each other because like if one sells out,

837
01:01:52,599 --> 01:01:55,639
you can just walk to the other
comedy club. Yeah yeah, yeah,

838
01:01:55,679 --> 01:02:00,360
that's good. I mean up there
in the gas, like this trict

839
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:04,920
where the most beautiful people outside of
Miami walk around, like San Diego's white

840
01:02:05,039 --> 01:02:12,840
Miami, yeah, and Miami is
ethnic san Diego right right? Oh yeah

841
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,719
yeah, yeah, God, jam
Jammy. I love you, Buddy,

842
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:20,400
love you guys. Nick on your
what's your name of your special It's called

843
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:24,480
take care all right, man?
Uh send me a link, dude,

844
01:02:24,559 --> 01:02:30,400
and I'll tweet. Yeah yeah,
wait, definitely yeah. No basketball talk,

845
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,559
don't worry about We're almost in playoffs, but that's okay. That's the

846
01:02:32,679 --> 01:02:36,880
one we didn't talk about the super
Bowl right after the Falcons lost the Super

847
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,280
Bowl. I appreciated that, and
I still haven't talked about it. Sammy.

848
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,320
I'll see you in one week,
buddy. I can't wait to see

849
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:49,079
you and give you a big hug. The one time he bitches about not

850
01:02:49,199 --> 01:02:52,599
doing basketball, go brother. Every
podcast starts, you got a forty minute

851
01:02:52,679 --> 01:02:58,719
ran about Lebron. This is the
one time I was gonna write down lebrono

852
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,400
meter. Every time he brings up
Lebron, how we're gonna talk about we

853
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:06,639
haven't we had? And Johnny's a
big boxing fan or the fight card this

854
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,920
weekend. Guys, Before we do
that, I gotta make a quick correction

855
01:03:10,039 --> 01:03:15,440
here um for a previous advice.
You might not understand this, but I

856
01:03:15,519 --> 01:03:19,840
just gotta make this quick correction.
Guys. The Shining Fuck is no longer

857
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:24,519
affiliated with Punch Trunk and it is
not a subsidiary of not a court there

858
01:03:24,519 --> 01:03:29,440
Are. It will be no tire
waxing and no reverse cowgirl if you use

859
01:03:29,519 --> 01:03:32,840
the code punch shrunk um instead,
I would like to say a big hello

860
01:03:34,519 --> 01:03:39,280
to our good friend at Pythagrim's Harem. It's on the corner of Hypotous and

861
01:03:39,639 --> 01:03:45,280
there Um Away. This is a
real brothel, unlike Shining Fuck, which

862
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:51,119
was just a vacant car wash.
Use the code pd for a free slice

863
01:03:51,159 --> 01:03:57,280
of pizza at Pthagrian's Harem, a
subsidiary of not a Cord And now back

864
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:00,000
to the show. Okay, I'm
I got that out of the way.

865
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:03,679
That was funny. How are you
getting paid for those reads? Jason?

866
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,239
How are you getting paid for those? I wonder because I haven't seen any

867
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:11,400
money from either. I got nothing
out of Shining Fuck. I went down

868
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,920
to Shine and Fuck and I even
sang their song with you got a chart,

869
01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:17,119
you gotta druck, bring your wife
down to the shine and fuck.

870
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:21,159
And they didn't give me and I
got nothing. It was closed, and

871
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:25,199
I realized, Okay, this was
just a people were just fucking in their

872
01:04:25,239 --> 01:04:30,000
cars at this abandoned car walk.
But at Pythagorean's Harem, which is a

873
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:36,320
brothel. Um, I get a
free sice pizza. Nice, so that's

874
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:42,760
gonna be sweet. Um. I
even gave Sam I processed the soft because

875
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,599
I gave a little Patrick Ewing window
won't put that next week? Oh yeah,

876
01:04:45,639 --> 01:04:51,039
he's not. He's gone, Sam. That Patrick Ewing was a great

877
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:57,639
and NBA player forever, great diving
in morning the like shack. When he

878
01:04:57,719 --> 01:05:00,159
was in college, he was just
absolutely dominant. And then he was coaching

879
01:05:00,239 --> 01:05:02,840
his alma mater for a long time, and then it just finally let him

880
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,920
go. How often does that work
out, though, where you see a

881
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:09,159
guy who's a great basketball player come
back and make a great coach or executive.

882
01:05:09,199 --> 01:05:13,039
It doesn't happen too often. It's
very good coach. I was a

883
01:05:13,119 --> 01:05:15,519
great coach. Was he a great
coach? I believe it might have been

884
01:05:15,559 --> 01:05:17,800
Coach of the Year. Looked bad
up but would you say he was a

885
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:21,119
great coach though over the over the
full run of his career, right,

886
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,679
But I don't think of him as
a coach. I think it as a

887
01:05:24,719 --> 01:05:27,840
gout player that coached for a little
bit. But he's the only person to

888
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:31,880
be Executive of the Year NBA player
executive. You see it more. You

889
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:38,599
see it more with the executive.
But yeah, for sure, I know

890
01:05:38,679 --> 01:05:40,960
you don't give a shit about golf. I'm not gonna talk about pro golf,

891
01:05:41,039 --> 01:05:45,239
Nick. But has anybody seen this
Netflix show Full Swing? No?

892
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:49,079
I don't even know what that is, Oh, Johnny, So now do

893
01:05:49,119 --> 01:05:53,559
you know I'm out on golf?
Man? I would sell lies. I

894
01:05:53,639 --> 01:05:58,159
haven't played since the last time we
played together because I was so demoralized.

895
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,760
I mean just crushed. My soul
was rushed. It made me so I

896
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:02,719
do honestly, I was sad all
day. I just moped around. It's

897
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:06,599
not worth it. I don't let
it get to me anymore. I actually

898
01:06:06,639 --> 01:06:12,039
I don't believe that. I don't
believe that it's impossible it has get you.

899
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,239
Yeah, it's nice. I'm called
a miserable game four beans. I

900
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,280
used to be like that, but
now I'm cool being so Anyways, the

901
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:25,840
show Netflix. They followed around a
plethora of PGA tour golfers all season,

902
01:06:26,079 --> 01:06:30,760
all the way through. Yeah,
I have seen trying scenes when they're on

903
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,119
the jets. So it's the guys
that make a hundred million dollars and the

904
01:06:32,199 --> 01:06:36,559
guys that make fucking sixty grand,
and they put and it's really well done,

905
01:06:36,719 --> 01:06:41,840
and it's almost like it is a
reality show. I'd watch that brooks

906
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:45,119
Kept. Here's my favorite scene in
it. Brooks Kept a very good looking

907
01:06:45,199 --> 01:06:49,559
guy, very very wealthy. He's
got his uh new wife who's like a

908
01:06:49,679 --> 01:06:54,079
fucking Instagram smoke show, you know
what I mean. They're interviewing her.

909
01:06:54,159 --> 01:06:57,320
Hey, how'd you guys meet?
I just slid into his fucking DMS on

910
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:01,840
his Instagram. I go that you
did bed. He's having a meltdown.

911
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:05,960
He's doing terrible in the season.
All the lift golf shitsb happened. He's

912
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:10,719
literally sitting in his mansion after just
not making the cut, didn't make any

913
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,920
money, and he's sitting like this. If you guys, he's gonna be

914
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:18,800
sitting on his couch like this,
and he's not even blinking and you could

915
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:24,599
just see in his head. Our
monkeys clanging symbols like this, while his

916
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:30,679
new wife is just on repeat,
like she's a one of those moving laundry

917
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,280
hangers. And then I bought this
and this can go with this, and

918
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:38,920
she's just showing him the thousands of
dollars that she has just been spending.

919
01:07:40,159 --> 01:07:43,760
A dress after bathing suit after dress
after this is for evening. This could

920
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,639
be I could wait, I can
throw this over my bathing suit. And

921
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:50,079
he's just sitting there like this,
I'm gonna fucking kill You can see I'm

922
01:07:50,119 --> 01:07:55,559
gonna fucking kill myself just on in
his eyes. He doesn't say anything.

923
01:07:55,599 --> 01:08:00,599
He's just yeah, huh, that's
nice. He's not look, he's not

924
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:04,360
listening. I got that's really funny. That's the show. Oh that's all

925
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:08,960
in the Netflix. And you just
can't. You could see it in his

926
01:08:09,039 --> 01:08:13,159
face of like, fucking my whole
career has literally fallen apart in the last

927
01:08:13,239 --> 01:08:16,199
year. I get married and this
is just blow it. I literally made

928
01:08:16,279 --> 01:08:19,800
no money, this became I lost
money. He went to Florida, lost

929
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:24,239
money, didn't make any money.
He had to fly himself back and they

930
01:08:24,319 --> 01:08:26,520
gets into his mansion, just wants
to chill out, and she's like,

931
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:30,439
while you were going you won't believe
all the outfits that about from himself.

932
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:35,720
That's what you get and you're famous
and rich and hot chick start David Spade

933
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:39,039
said it. I was listening to
Spade the other day on a podcast or

934
01:08:39,079 --> 01:08:41,239
something. He had a great line
and they were asking him, did you

935
01:08:41,279 --> 01:08:43,720
get a lot? You know ladies? Man kind of Spade, did you

936
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:45,520
get a lot pussy in high school? He goes, Fuck, no,

937
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:48,039
I didn't get any pussy in high
school. He goes. When I got

938
01:08:48,159 --> 01:08:55,600
on Staight Live and kind of famous, I became interesting, and then when

939
01:08:55,640 --> 01:09:00,199
I got rich, I became handsome
as fuck. That works for sure,

940
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:04,800
And that's exactly the truth. Man
bokes kept but kept a good looking guy.

941
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:09,880
So, guys, I'm gonna watch
um Full Swing on Netflix. Pretty

942
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:14,239
good, pretty funny people makes you
kind of like certain people? Who makes

943
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:17,319
you not like certain people that I
thought I like? But it's fucking super

944
01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:21,640
intesting. I guess they're shooting a
second season of it now? Uh?

945
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:25,720
Nick? What? What? What
fights you good like? Coming up?

946
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:30,399
I know you're a big box Evan
and are this fucking UFC fight on Saturday

947
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:32,479
is gonna be a home Dinger.
Yeah, I'll try. I'll actually probably

948
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:39,079
watch that. Um the well they
just made the Garcia Tank Davis fight.

949
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:45,560
Yeah, um, so I actually
want that to uh to happen. I'm

950
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:48,319
sorry, I've wanted that to happen. So I feel like I feel like

951
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:56,119
tankle when that. Um I would
take Tank, but tickets are so expensive

952
01:09:56,159 --> 01:09:59,720
for that, by the way,
Oh yeah, it's in Vegas. Yeah

953
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:03,439
yeah, yeah, you think ten
by ko or Decisions. That's that syncre

954
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:09,199
To Maya, is it? Uh
no, it's April twenty second. The

955
01:10:09,319 --> 01:10:14,399
cheapest ticket right now on ticket Masters
eight hundred twenty seven bucks. That's yeah.

956
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:17,960
Well that's crazy. Um that's dick. That should come with a fucking

957
01:10:18,239 --> 01:10:25,520
h five hun Vegas back lower level, not ringside, just lower level,

958
01:10:26,239 --> 01:10:30,520
fifty yard line style tickets. The
Chiefs they get thousand dollars three thousand.

959
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:34,000
Fuck you, those things are just
comped. They don't even sell those two

960
01:10:34,039 --> 01:10:36,319
people. If you're dumb enough to
buy it, buy it. And the

961
01:10:36,439 --> 01:10:42,640
ring side. We're talking about ringside
and the right like not the closest though,

962
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:46,840
but ringside thirteen thousand dollars is the
cheapest thing. Crazy damn. I

963
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:50,399
mean, that's why have you been
to up pro boxing at any level?

964
01:10:51,399 --> 01:10:54,520
No, I haven't. I would
love to go, but it's like,

965
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,600
you know, fights are either not
where you are or they're not expensive,

966
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:02,039
and you're like, what's what's the
point because sitting sitting like thirty rows Backer

967
01:11:02,079 --> 01:11:05,039
in the nosebleed is not worth it. You're it's like you can't. You

968
01:11:05,119 --> 01:11:08,600
were just watching it on the screen
at that point. Just stay home.

969
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:11,239
They had won it. They had
one at the Forum. It was but

970
01:11:11,319 --> 01:11:14,840
it was an HBO fight night.
Yeah, Johnny and I got tickets at

971
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:17,880
the last minute for like twenty bucks
and they were pretty good seats. Dude.

972
01:11:20,319 --> 01:11:23,279
Oh yeah, it was me,
you and Sammy. Yeah, because

973
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:26,600
that's when he was driving and he
was swerving all over the road because what

974
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,880
the fuck are you doing? And
then I looked in the front seat and

975
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:33,640
while he was driving, he was
making making a flyer for his comedy show.

976
01:11:34,279 --> 01:11:40,359
Not like reposting it, not retweeting
it, like making finding the right

977
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:46,399
fun. They got Marshall Fifth,
Jason, Ben and Vitez in plan Bas

978
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:50,399
fighting at Morongo, and that's that'll
be a fun one at Morongo. You

979
01:11:50,479 --> 01:11:53,960
could just show up. It's gerald
mission. You gotta get there early enough

980
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:58,239
to wow, I would I would
actually want to see that. I like

981
01:11:58,359 --> 01:12:02,079
bena Vitez. I think he's I
think he is a good fighter. But

982
01:12:02,239 --> 01:12:09,119
who do you think wins that?
Johnny probably Benavidez. Yeah, I think

983
01:12:09,159 --> 01:12:12,279
so. I like him, I
do, Yeah, I think. I

984
01:12:12,359 --> 01:12:15,319
mean, I think he's he's he's
faster and stronger than Plant and watching the

985
01:12:15,359 --> 01:12:19,680
way Plant handle himself for his canello
for a minute, I was like,

986
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:25,279
I think that would go the distance, but I feel like Benevitez could stop

987
01:12:25,359 --> 01:12:29,199
him, like late tenth round.
I could totally see that. It also

988
01:12:29,279 --> 01:12:31,840
depends on because I mean, Plants
not he's he's hit thirty. Now,

989
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:35,760
you know he's not gonna get any
better. I don't think so. Yeah,

990
01:12:36,039 --> 01:12:40,079
Yeah, that's gonna be a good
fight. I was talking about going

991
01:12:40,279 --> 01:12:44,159
you can't lose, you can't lose
speed and quickness nothing. Yeah, yeah,

992
01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:46,800
because he can do is move up
and wait right right? You know

993
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:49,399
what I mean? Um? But
yeah, I mean yeah, and he's

994
01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:53,920
a he's a good fighter, but
it's just he's not I don't know.

995
01:12:54,039 --> 01:12:57,960
There's just there's this there's a level
up, and I think Benevitez is pretty

996
01:12:58,039 --> 01:13:01,600
much there. I think, I
think you're right. Um, I also

997
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:04,560
am. I'm like, for the
last couple of years, I've been just

998
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:10,279
mad at boxing for not making like
the fights that people really want to fucking

999
01:13:10,359 --> 01:13:14,560
see. Um, the last couple
of years, the last three decades,

1000
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:18,279
last twenty five years of my life. Um, I mean we never got

1001
01:13:18,359 --> 01:13:24,840
to see fucking the real Pakia Mayweather. I know, yeah that the Weather

1002
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:28,720
ducked him until Pakia was, like
we just said, in a weight class

1003
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:31,680
where you can't lose speed and you
can't lose quickness. Yeah, and he

1004
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,840
took Canelo to I'm not I'm Mayweather
is one of the best ever, but

1005
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:41,880
listening, I mean he fought Canelo
when Cannelo wasn't Canelo, Yeah he was,

1006
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,880
and he knew that he yea,
I better fight this kid before I

1007
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,119
punked him. Though, I mean
he did punk him. He was taught

1008
01:13:47,159 --> 01:13:50,239
him a lesson. He never looked
like that again. Never He never feel

1009
01:13:50,399 --> 01:13:55,239
I mean anybody else. Yeah,
Cannello probably is the way he is because

1010
01:13:55,279 --> 01:13:59,800
of that fight. You know that's
true. Um. Yeah, his de

1011
01:14:00,039 --> 01:14:02,000
fensive skills and he was just like, I'm never gonna get mayweathered again.

1012
01:14:04,319 --> 01:14:09,239
Seen the Mayweather's just on this Asian
hate tour now, he's just going over

1013
01:14:09,279 --> 01:14:12,039
to Japan beating the ship out of
these karate guys. Yeah, it's so

1014
01:14:12,199 --> 01:14:15,000
weird. It's just like exhibition.
It must be such good money where he's

1015
01:14:15,039 --> 01:14:19,319
just beating the ship out of these
guys, beating the ship money. It's

1016
01:14:19,359 --> 01:14:24,279
weird. I mean, get your
get your bags of money if you can.

1017
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:30,760
Do you think the Fury and Usic
fight would be even entertaining? No,

1018
01:14:31,239 --> 01:14:33,399
No, I don't. And USI's
a good fighter, He's just not

1019
01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:36,800
big enough to fight Tyson Fury.
Have you seen what Tyson Fury's doing on

1020
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:41,159
Instagram. He's trying to make the
fight and he's told us, listen,

1021
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:45,079
you want to split the person me, that's ridiculous. I'll give you thirty

1022
01:14:45,159 --> 01:14:47,640
percent, and every day you delay, I'm taking up a point off of

1023
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:54,640
Well. The last thing I saw
was he wonderful. He said no rematch

1024
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:57,840
clause for either of them, either
of us, Yeah, which I thought

1025
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,840
was pretty cool. He's he's dude, he's a brilliant marketer. He's a

1026
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:05,000
genius marketer. Yeah, yeah,
he really is. And he's a fucking

1027
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:11,840
legitimately great heavyweight and I didn't think
he was in the beginning. He didn't

1028
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:15,000
think he was at all. I
never saw that coming. I thought he

1029
01:15:15,159 --> 01:15:17,880
was a flash in the pan,
just like a big body, stiff yeah,

1030
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,840
stiff Tebow. Do you remember,
do you remember when I told you

1031
01:15:21,039 --> 01:15:28,239
that he would not get Kote in
that first Wilder fight, and you didn't

1032
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:31,079
even point eight seconds away from being
right? Yeah, And I was.

1033
01:15:31,239 --> 01:15:33,479
I I was so close. I
was like, oh, I was so

1034
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:38,960
sure of it. And then he
just wakes up from the dead. It

1035
01:15:39,079 --> 01:15:43,479
was insane. He woke up like
in like the nineteen fifties vampire movies were

1036
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,359
just a vampire sit up in his
coffin in the middle. It was crazy.

1037
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:49,720
Yeah, it really is one of
the great moments, like the last

1038
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:54,039
decade. Yeah, yeah, and
then the next two fights, which just

1039
01:15:54,199 --> 01:15:58,479
like put that to rest. Yeah, it's just like I am the better

1040
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:03,319
heavyweight. I will outwork this fucking
one punch, you know, maniac.

1041
01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:08,359
The only guy I could think that
recently that could have beaten him was either

1042
01:16:08,479 --> 01:16:11,720
the clitch Cos maybe in their prime, but even he's so much bigger than

1043
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,640
even either of them, man,
and and then their prime, I could

1044
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:19,199
have seen that those would have been
good fights for sure. Yeah, I

1045
01:16:19,279 --> 01:16:24,760
mean he's he's toast man. Yeah, he cut like now he's gonna be

1046
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:28,119
like his whole thing is like,
you know, I just have to work

1047
01:16:28,199 --> 01:16:30,960
harder and then I could be three
time the heavyweight champion. It's like,

1048
01:16:31,119 --> 01:16:34,960
how many times do you get to
regain the title before you're like, Okay,

1049
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:40,000
it's not like impressive anymore. After
what are you gonna be the sixth

1050
01:16:40,119 --> 01:16:43,279
time the heavyweight? I think the
Holy Field has a record for that.

1051
01:16:43,399 --> 01:16:45,640
And by the end, everybody was
just like, dude, it's not it's

1052
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:47,039
not that's not a good thing.
You know, Yeah, you have just

1053
01:16:47,199 --> 01:16:54,439
seven losses now, you know.
But I feel like losing that um,

1054
01:16:55,119 --> 01:16:58,960
losing that fight was I mean,
I mean I think that just like he

1055
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:03,319
had to beat us. He had
to and the fact that he just got

1056
01:17:03,479 --> 01:17:09,920
out class was like it was almost
more embarrassing that way, where he just

1057
01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:14,760
he couldn't find anything that worked against
him. And you know, Usic's not

1058
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,279
a natural heavyweight at all. He's
a small guy, but he's fast and

1059
01:17:17,359 --> 01:17:23,560
he's skilled, and it's like if
Joshua can't take him out, what chance

1060
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,319
does he stand against Tyson Fury?
No, Yeah, I mean, yeah,

1061
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:29,520
cruiserweight. I mean a pumped up
cruiserweight, that's all. Yeah,

1062
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,560
And yeah he's got no chance again
Tyson Fury. It won't even be a

1063
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:34,640
good fight. I mean, they'll
sell a lot of tickets probably, but

1064
01:17:35,159 --> 01:17:41,399
it would either be a lot of
a lot of you know, dancing around

1065
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:44,880
each other, and it will be
fun to watch for a few rounds because

1066
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:46,920
you're like watching watch these guys moving
because they're really light on their feet,

1067
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:51,119
they're they're super skilled, their football
is great. And then probably a lot

1068
01:17:51,159 --> 01:17:56,560
of clinching and then by round six
or seven, you're gonna be like I

1069
01:17:56,800 --> 01:18:00,640
all right, you know, yeah, it'll just be Joshua Gay and then

1070
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:02,720
Tyson Fury just jabbing him to death
if you want. And he could take

1071
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,760
him in at any time, I
think late in the fight. Are we

1072
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:10,239
talking? Are you talking Fury and
Joshua or Fury? And I don't think

1073
01:18:10,319 --> 01:18:14,439
even I think Tyson would have him
whenever he wanted him. Really, you

1074
01:18:14,479 --> 01:18:16,119
think he would take you think he
would take him out? Yeah? Yeah,

1075
01:18:16,119 --> 01:18:18,920
I mean, because how's he gonna
get inside on on Fury? You

1076
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:23,319
know, it's it's a Fury has
such a good strong jab. I mean

1077
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,520
he's got such a heavy jab and
he just keeps him on the end of

1078
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:30,279
that and it's disciplined. There's Yeah, I don't think that. I mean

1079
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:32,880
US is I somehime For some reason, I lost my camera, but can

1080
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:36,600
you still hear me? Yeah?
We got um. Yeah, I don't

1081
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:42,279
know what happened to camera. Sorry, But I mean us I could see

1082
01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:45,520
him. I could see him.
I mean, because he's a smart fighter.

1083
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:49,479
I could see him finding a way
inside. But I don't see him

1084
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:53,560
being effective when he gets in there. I could see him getting in there,

1085
01:18:54,119 --> 01:18:58,439
working the body a little bit and
just clinching a lot, because you

1086
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:03,279
know, Fury is all so very
light on his feet, like he would

1087
01:19:03,279 --> 01:19:09,840
have to happen early and it won't, so he would have to just have

1088
01:19:10,119 --> 01:19:14,880
the endurance to last twelve rounds and
just basically not get hit in the same

1089
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:17,399
way Fury was trying to not get
hit by like Wild there's one punch.

1090
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:21,960
If USA kid danced around him for
twelve rounds, he could maybe pull a

1091
01:19:23,119 --> 01:19:27,039
draw. Maybe maybe. Yeah,
And they're probably gonna be fighting in the

1092
01:19:27,159 --> 01:19:29,880
UK, right, so good luck
with that. Yeah. Yeah. But

1093
01:19:30,079 --> 01:19:33,880
also, I mean, you couldn't
create a worse champion for USA to try

1094
01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:36,880
to try to be taking the boat
from I know, I know exactly.

1095
01:19:38,279 --> 01:19:43,000
It's just not fair for him.
He just has he has everything that you

1096
01:19:43,199 --> 01:19:47,680
need to be an undefeated heavyweight until
you feel like retiring. It's like it's

1097
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:51,279
like Lewis was for holy Field.
Holy fild Is never gonna beat Lennox Lewis

1098
01:19:51,399 --> 01:19:56,359
because Lennox was too tall. Yeah, and just had that job man,

1099
01:19:56,560 --> 01:20:00,000
that job. Yeah. Yeah,
he's and he's a com fighter. You

1100
01:20:00,079 --> 01:20:04,199
can keep somebody away with just a
fucking simple, straight other guy who was

1101
01:20:04,239 --> 01:20:09,119
just a pumped up Cruiserway's he's my
favorite fighter of all time, but he's

1102
01:20:09,159 --> 01:20:12,760
a pumped up Cruiserway you know,
just fought on heart and uh yeah yeah.

1103
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:14,760
I mean, don't get me wrong, He's very skilled, but he's

1104
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,359
just wasn't a big guy. I
mean you go back and watch his fight

1105
01:20:16,439 --> 01:20:20,880
with like, uh, Dwight Mohammad
Cowie, right that Cowie fight one of

1106
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:26,399
his last cruiserweight fights before Yeah,
yeah, Dwight Muhammawi. Yeah, before

1107
01:20:26,439 --> 01:20:30,039
he moved up the heavyweight. That's
one of the that's where that's Holy filled

1108
01:20:30,199 --> 01:20:32,319
at home right there, right Cruiserway, Yeah, yeah, and everything else

1109
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:41,880
was just chasing money in the heavyweight
division. Um. Nothing at well.

1110
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:45,800
I mean I got like a I
got a gig in May and des Moines

1111
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:49,319
at this club called T He's t
Are you serious? Yeah yeah that's what's

1112
01:20:49,359 --> 01:20:53,560
called. It's actually a good venue. I played it last year. Um,

1113
01:20:54,199 --> 01:20:56,520
it's a good venue. It's like
a new it's a new comedy club.

1114
01:20:57,159 --> 01:21:00,439
Um. And then I got a
few others, uh that haven't been

1115
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:04,239
announced yet, but uh, go
to my website. I'm gonna be posting

1116
01:21:04,319 --> 01:21:09,319
road gigs. I really did.
I really did love the special Nick thanks

1117
01:21:09,319 --> 01:21:12,560
to really be proud, so proud
of you man, Thank you man.

1118
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:16,520
Than you started and you're talking and
walking right into like goes right into it.

1119
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:21,640
I've never seen that. Yeah you
point versus uf joke or something like

1120
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:25,640
that. Yeah, oh yeah,
you kind of go like, oh this

1121
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,840
is this is cool. And then
I loved the I really love the ending.

1122
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:33,279
I don't want to spoil anything for
anybody, but the way, well,

1123
01:21:33,319 --> 01:21:35,520
I don't want to say anything.
And to our listeners, watch it

1124
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:39,399
in a darkened room, you know, treat it like a film. I

1125
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:42,199
I encourage you to do that because
you get the club experience. If you

1126
01:21:42,279 --> 01:21:45,239
do that, you know, it's
kind of shot during the fucking audience.

1127
01:21:45,319 --> 01:21:48,439
It really does feel like you're in
the room. If that's what you wanted,

1128
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:54,399
you achieved it. Yeah, yeah, I mean the guys I hired

1129
01:21:54,479 --> 01:22:00,239
were are like filmmakers, Like I
got like, uh, the DPS name

1130
01:22:00,319 --> 01:22:02,439
is Michael Koshkin, and he's like
a film guy. He has like I

1131
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:06,319
mean, the camera he used was
like just like beautiful film camera with these

1132
01:22:06,399 --> 01:22:11,199
like vintage lenses. Like, yeah, we were going for that look and

1133
01:22:12,239 --> 01:22:15,359
it looks I would describe it as
it looks pretty. Yeah, that's what

1134
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:18,279
we were going for. I had
like an idea in my mind. I'm

1135
01:22:18,319 --> 01:22:21,520
like I wanted to look like this
and I wanted to feel like old school

1136
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:28,039
seventies New York jazz club. Um, and yeah, it just it all

1137
01:22:28,119 --> 01:22:31,279
just came together that way. And
those those like the lighting fixtures that end

1138
01:22:31,359 --> 01:22:36,439
up looking like the store was like
a weird marsual. It just the way

1139
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:40,199
that happened. I was just like, I can't believe these came out looking

1140
01:22:40,239 --> 01:22:42,840
like it was like it's almost like
Jeff Scott did it. And I'm not

1141
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:45,560
joking when I say, you know
what I mean? Yeah, the Little

1142
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,439
Angels kind of like, you know
what, this will make him feel like

1143
01:22:48,479 --> 01:22:53,840
at home, because I don't think
she'd ever seen the comedy store, like

1144
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:59,880
she's I don't think I've ever been
there. Yeah again, Uh, Nick,

1145
01:23:00,159 --> 01:23:03,439
would you do that? Yeah,
self producer, you would? I

1146
01:23:04,279 --> 01:23:09,880
um, not to the degree that
I self produced it. Like the fundraising

1147
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:14,000
and hiring the people great, but
I feel like I would need an actual

1148
01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:18,439
producer to handle the day to day
make sure people are doing the things they

1149
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:21,720
need to be doing, and you
know, because sometimes you have to stay

1150
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:25,880
on people and then or if there's
always gonna be shit that goes wrong,

1151
01:23:26,079 --> 01:23:31,319
like all of a sudden, I
didn't even think about that autr your comedy.

1152
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:35,680
You're worrying about all the Yeah.
Yeah, And some of that time

1153
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:40,000
I was like on the road doing
gigs, but I'm also trying to still

1154
01:23:40,119 --> 01:23:43,960
secure a venue. And then like
you're meeting with people and hiring people and

1155
01:23:44,079 --> 01:23:47,319
go into places and it's it's a
lot of work and things always go wrong,

1156
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:51,880
so you're always having to fix things
that you didn't foresee and and it's

1157
01:23:53,039 --> 01:23:57,000
up to the last literally up to
the night of the show. As the

1158
01:23:57,079 --> 01:24:00,399
doors are opening, you're making sure
that everyone is fine. You know,

1159
01:24:00,439 --> 01:24:04,479
everyone's taken care of and and obviously
the people who are doing their jobs know

1160
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:08,359
how to do their jobs. But
sometimes it's like, oh, we we

1161
01:24:08,479 --> 01:24:11,840
are missing a thing that we need, you know, and then that you

1162
01:24:12,079 --> 01:24:16,560
have to go figure that out or
whatever. So that is something I would

1163
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:20,520
not want to have to deal with
again because I want to be able to

1164
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:25,760
enjoy it, and I didn't enjoy
it as much as I wanted, like

1165
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:30,640
the actual you know, the process
was. It's just really it was really

1166
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:33,960
stressful. But now I could say
I enjoyed it because it like I learned

1167
01:24:34,039 --> 01:24:39,680
a lot, a lot, and
even just you talking about it, I'm

1168
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:43,359
learning a lot because like like self
produced, I would do that again.

1169
01:24:43,439 --> 01:24:46,960
But you're talking about these camera guys
where I go. That's I should have

1170
01:24:47,039 --> 01:24:54,319
gone that direction because I had drywallers
shooting it for me and I'm not fucking

1171
01:24:54,439 --> 01:24:57,680
kid man. That's that's why it's
an audio album. This thing would look

1172
01:24:57,720 --> 01:25:00,600
like a viewmaster. I go which
way? You why? It's like all

1173
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:03,279
selfies and shitty cap getting to take
the lens gap off. That's great,

1174
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:08,800
it was fuck it was fucked up. So yeah, I can't imna write

1175
01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:13,880
that down, camera guy. That's
so funny album too, The Consequences of

1176
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:18,560
My Apathy. It's actually a good
title. Yeah, thank yeah, that

1177
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:23,600
is. That's with my working title
on my knew The Consequences of My Apathy.

1178
01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:28,239
Did you just come up? Yeah, I wrote it down about four

1179
01:25:28,279 --> 01:25:30,640
months ago. I like that.
That's great. Yeah that really? That

1180
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:34,119
really is a good title. That's
that's album or something that. Yeah.

1181
01:25:34,199 --> 01:25:38,079
Really. You know what I did
is I was doing a gig. I

1182
01:25:38,239 --> 01:25:41,760
know, maybe too much ago.
I was doing a gig and I had

1183
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:45,880
a joke about it was an improv
to an existing joke about I say something

1184
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:49,159
ridiculous, and I go, maybe
you read that in my book, which

1185
01:25:49,279 --> 01:25:55,880
was an unauthorized autobiography. No know
what you're thinking, Why didn't you authorize

1186
01:25:56,039 --> 01:26:01,680
yourself? Right? It's a stupid
thing. Hey, I'll tell you why,

1187
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:04,560
because this book is a bunch of
lies, like the time I allegedly

1188
01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:13,079
kidd that the Hindenburg baby joke is
just to say Hindenburg baby. Yea.

1189
01:26:14,319 --> 01:26:16,600
Hey, look, I don't know
nothing about the Hindenburg baby. And you

1190
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:19,680
heard that from me. So when
you see me on the street, punched

1191
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:25,680
myself in the mouth and tell me. That was from me, so joke

1192
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:30,079
about the whole joke about an unauthorized
autobiography yea. And then at the so

1193
01:26:30,159 --> 01:26:33,479
I did it, like one time
it was like too confusing to the small

1194
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,399
room, and then the second time
I did it was a bigger room and

1195
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:40,800
then went really good. And then
I tagged it with the name of the

1196
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:45,359
book is the Consequences of My Appsteat. That was an improv in that joke.

1197
01:26:45,439 --> 01:26:47,479
At the end, it's just a
tag. And then I wrote it

1198
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:50,760
down like, oh, that's a
fucking funny album name. That's that's great.

1199
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:54,600
Does anybody even know who the Lindenburg
Baby is anymore? Though? Like,

1200
01:26:55,159 --> 01:26:59,520
you know what, But in the
Midwest you get a little skewed older

1201
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:03,199
audience. Um, and I was
kind of at like a fucking regular I

1202
01:27:03,239 --> 01:27:06,119
don't saying comedy club. It was
more like a rock club that was doing

1203
01:27:06,199 --> 01:27:13,600
comedy. And the audience was probably
thirty five to fifty maybe it's one hundred

1204
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:15,640
people, and I would say eighty
percent of them were older than thirty five.

1205
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:19,520
So it did really good. And
the people that didn't, they just

1206
01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:24,039
think it's a silly made up word. Yeah, yeah, because they're not

1207
01:27:24,079 --> 01:27:27,239
gonna know about the Lindberg gabing getting
kidnapped and nobody who knows what they hind

1208
01:27:27,399 --> 01:27:30,000
Bird. That's just it's just a
bunch of people, you know, Like

1209
01:27:30,279 --> 01:27:32,920
it just sounds like it sounds like
word. It just the story just gets

1210
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:36,880
so fucking sillier and sillier and sillier. But I do want to call it

1211
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:42,520
the consequences of my apathy. Uh, Johnny, you have anything to plug?

1212
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:45,600
Uh new broken Sam's out, Check
it out, broken simulation. We've

1213
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:50,800
been grinding those things out good time. Check it out. Um, that's

1214
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:56,520
what a fucking professional, fucking plug. Guys. I got a couple of

1215
01:27:56,560 --> 01:27:59,680
things on a plug, just two
things. Really. I'll be golfing Friday,

1216
01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:03,560
and I'll be golfing Monday. Uh, and then then I'll be in

1217
01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:06,199
LA on Wednesday. So I can't
wait to see you, Jason. Can't

1218
01:28:06,239 --> 01:28:09,640
wait to see you. Yeah,
I wish I was in town to hang

1219
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:13,199
out. Man. I know that's
literally gonna go to some shows. Dude,

1220
01:28:13,199 --> 01:28:15,720
Weezer is playing the fucking Roxy tonight. I would love to go to

1221
01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:18,279
that. It's such a small venue, but they sold they sold out in

1222
01:28:18,359 --> 01:28:21,119
like a day. It's then getting
ready to go on tour. It's it's

1223
01:28:21,159 --> 01:28:25,079
I mean it's sold out in like
less than an hour and I didn't find

1224
01:28:25,119 --> 01:28:29,159
out about until I woke up at
one pm. Yeah, soh tickets now

1225
01:28:29,239 --> 01:28:31,239
like five hundred dollars. I'm like, I gotta let me before we get

1226
01:28:31,319 --> 01:28:33,920
up, or I mean do it
afterwards, because there was some show that

1227
01:28:34,079 --> 01:28:38,079
was coming up that I saw the
lineup and I go. And that's what's

1228
01:28:38,079 --> 01:28:42,680
happening now with music. You know, all the music for free. Everybody

1229
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:45,640
just gets music for free. So
now and nobody wants to go to like,

1230
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:48,199
let's go to see one concert.
No, it's got to be seven

1231
01:28:48,319 --> 01:28:53,199
hundred bands. Hey, you want
to go see Oh are you talking about

1232
01:28:53,199 --> 01:28:57,640
the birthday concert? Is that what
you're gonna hill? And then it's Weezer,

1233
01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:02,000
And then it's fucking the fucking Rolling
Stones are getting back together. And

1234
01:29:02,079 --> 01:29:09,279
then it's I who has a kind
of time. Maybe it's just me.

1235
01:29:09,479 --> 01:29:13,560
Maybe I'm just over your right,
dud. That Willie Nelson concert is his

1236
01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:17,119
ninetieth birthday. It's two days and
each day is five hundred dollars. That's

1237
01:29:17,119 --> 01:29:21,000
the cheapest ticket you could find.
Face value was five hundred dollars. Who's

1238
01:29:21,079 --> 01:29:25,640
playing. It's I mean, it's
just it's a country stars. There's some

1239
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:30,319
legit rock names there to uh like
Snoop Dogg is playing. It's well,

1240
01:29:30,359 --> 01:29:33,880
you know, Adam assortment people.
It said the Hollywood Bowl though, I

1241
01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:38,039
mean that's the other thing. It's
always expensive there. That's well for sure,

1242
01:29:38,119 --> 01:29:40,520
Johnny, we gotta go hit up
some concerts while we're there. But

1243
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:42,640
yeah, there's dude, there's a
this is a big summer. There's a

1244
01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:46,279
lot of stuff this summer going on. Dude, Garnet's talking about coming out

1245
01:29:46,319 --> 01:29:50,159
there too. Hey, I apologize. Yay. You gotta see what the

1246
01:29:50,319 --> 01:29:56,039
Canadian dollar that they're compared to.
American boy really taking a bird bath on

1247
01:29:56,159 --> 01:30:01,239
this one, any birds that would
im went to a We met somewhere and

1248
01:30:01,319 --> 01:30:03,960
he was he wouldn't even late,
this Canadian guy, you know, everybody

1249
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:06,960
knows going back. I don't remember
if Nick remembers him, buddy. So

1250
01:30:08,159 --> 01:30:12,399
he comes down like he's late wherever
we were going, takes an uber from

1251
01:30:12,439 --> 01:30:15,319
his Airbnb, But he wasn't really
late. He was like right on time

1252
01:30:15,399 --> 01:30:18,159
or something. Hey, I want
to apologize there for being a little tardy

1253
01:30:18,199 --> 01:30:20,960
on the field. You know,
the old time there that got stuck in

1254
01:30:21,039 --> 01:30:25,000
the old traffic, and I go, buddy, you don't. You're an

1255
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:29,199
American now, motherfucker. You don't
have to apologize anymore. We don't apologize

1256
01:30:29,239 --> 01:30:31,800
for shit in America. And he
go, all right, I'm sorry about

1257
01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:38,239
that. There, pologize again.
This summer we got the cure. We

1258
01:30:38,359 --> 01:30:42,479
had that Willie Nelson show, My
Morning Jackets touring with Fleet Foxes. That's

1259
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:45,439
kind of cool. The Great Bakes
still kicking around. Dolls is gonna be

1260
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:49,359
out here, Ben Folds on tour
screaming females. If you know that band.

1261
01:30:49,399 --> 01:30:53,119
I like them. The Lemon Twigs, I like them. Colin Hay

1262
01:30:53,239 --> 01:30:58,159
is gonna be near nearby here,
the Head and the Heart, Father in

1263
01:30:58,199 --> 01:31:01,000
the Heart and Father John Misty are
gonna be together in La. That's a

1264
01:31:01,039 --> 01:31:04,520
good show. Had the Hearts good
Live. It was like it was like

1265
01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:13,319
will I and the Black Crows and
met like Muse and somebody in like somebody.

1266
01:31:13,359 --> 01:31:15,520
I was like, how the It's
like seven fuck, It's like,

1267
01:31:17,359 --> 01:31:19,800
let's go to a comedy show.
All right, let's go see Let's oh

1268
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:26,000
go by the way, let's see
Rogan Chappelle, Davittel and you know yet

1269
01:31:26,079 --> 01:31:29,119
and it's like eleven comics and all
do one hour. I think I'm gonna

1270
01:31:29,119 --> 01:31:31,279
go see Crowded House. Do you
remember Crowded House? Those guys of course

1271
01:31:31,359 --> 01:31:34,880
from Oh yeah, I don't wanna
go check them out. They're all playing

1272
01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:39,319
small venues to around LA. I
don't well when I come out there,

1273
01:31:39,439 --> 01:31:43,439
giant wait. Oh you know why
that is because they're probably all getting ready

1274
01:31:43,479 --> 01:31:46,560
to do Coachella. Oh yeah,
of course. Yeah, you're either they're

1275
01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:50,920
they're doing those gigs before or after, because there's always clauses where you can't

1276
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:56,640
play a certain amount of miles from
where that is or a certain size venue,

1277
01:31:56,760 --> 01:31:59,079
or if they're doing secret shows,
they could do them like that.

1278
01:31:59,399 --> 01:32:02,399
Sense. Yeah, they figure out
a way to make it. Man,

1279
01:32:02,479 --> 01:32:11,359
I thought I took a photograph of
this. Okay concert, No, it

1280
01:32:11,479 --> 01:32:15,560
was unbelievable. I've never seen a
line up like it. All right,

1281
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:17,359
but how is it's all one show? But the thing is, it's like

1282
01:32:17,880 --> 01:32:23,920
three days, eleven hours a day. I got Yeah, I can go

1283
01:32:24,039 --> 01:32:27,239
to like two concerts a month,
and then I'm just like okay, I

1284
01:32:27,359 --> 01:32:30,199
mean now it's okay. Yeah,
these like I mean, these are just

1285
01:32:30,319 --> 01:32:33,479
full on festivals, you know,
that's it's too much. This is nervous.

1286
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:38,760
This is just some nervous ship.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all

1287
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:42,760
right, But they're streaming cachell alive. Right, you can go to like

1288
01:32:42,920 --> 01:32:45,680
whatever website just watch it live.
I go, why the fuck do I

1289
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:47,640
gotta be around all these dirty,
dirty people? Well, dude, the

1290
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:50,960
move is to go up to like
Pioneertown or whatever and just go to Pappie

1291
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:54,640
and Harriet's at that little venue there. It's it's the best. Yeah,

1292
01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:59,840
And every everybody goes through there,
you know, Oh that's great. Yes,

1293
01:33:00,039 --> 01:33:03,560
yeah, I've seen. Yeah,
it's one of the best places California

1294
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:08,760
got to go to see an act
and they all everybody's cool, goes through

1295
01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:12,720
there before Coachella for at least a
night. Yeah. You just get a

1296
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:16,439
little house there or some airbnb and
go every night. It's great and you

1297
01:33:16,479 --> 01:33:20,399
don't have to deal with that whole
Coachella scene, which is it's become a

1298
01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:23,680
kind of gross thing. You know. It's just dude. I got an

1299
01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:30,159
airbnb about a week ago up in
fucking Way, northern Michigan, and I

1300
01:33:30,319 --> 01:33:33,439
go in there, and I'd like, the people that live there are at

1301
01:33:33,479 --> 01:33:36,239
this fucking thing, and we supposed
to had this thing for the weekends.

1302
01:33:36,239 --> 01:33:40,479
It's like a guy strip. Go
in there. There's three people already in

1303
01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:46,920
there, all dressed like fucking wizards
and ship as weird as fuck, and

1304
01:33:47,039 --> 01:33:55,079
then friends out. I got an
air D and D. She'd fucking tell

1305
01:33:55,119 --> 01:34:00,199
my ass. No way to sell
that in a serious way. There's just

1306
01:34:00,239 --> 01:34:02,880
no way. Nick, I fucking
love you, buddy. You're gonna be

1307
01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:05,560
out there as soon. But we
let's hook up the summer or something like

1308
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:10,279
that. Yeah, yeah, definitely, anyway the time you're trapping through,

1309
01:34:10,359 --> 01:34:12,800
I'll be back here in the summer
of Lenny be Austin and May again.

1310
01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:15,680
I'll be in LA for three weeks
starting next week, and Johnny, then

1311
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:19,600
you're coming to Chicago. Yeah,
I'm gonna be in Chicago for the the

1312
01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:26,640
Film Festival. Yeah, in April
eighteenth to twenty seconds something like that.

1313
01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:31,640
I think so literally, I I
think I leave there on the sixteenth and

1314
01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:34,119
then you come out here. So
cool. Oh fuck, I'm gonna miss

1315
01:34:34,119 --> 01:34:38,800
you. That's a drag. No, no, no, I I leave

1316
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:44,319
one day before you do to come
to Chicago. Oh okay, okay,

1317
01:34:44,399 --> 01:34:47,520
all right, so let's come hang
out. I think it's technically in Champagne.

1318
01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:53,800
But oh, you're in Champagne.
Yeah, the festival is we're gonna

1319
01:34:53,800 --> 01:34:57,520
be in Chicago for a day or
two. But we're chat when you're in

1320
01:34:57,600 --> 01:35:00,880
Chicago. No, it's not,
it's not. It's like an hour drive,

1321
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:04,800
right, ninety minutes something like that. That's the fun. Well,

1322
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:08,840
Johnny, I'll see you in La
but I'm not gonna fucking see you in

1323
01:35:09,039 --> 01:35:14,920
Champagne. Nothing against Champagne, but
fuck you again. I'll be golfing Friday.

1324
01:35:14,920 --> 01:35:16,760
I'll be golfing Monday, so if
you are out in the outdoors,

1325
01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:23,680
you might see me doing that.
Everybody, please go to Nick Usef's YouTube

1326
01:35:23,720 --> 01:35:30,399
patron. Just go to YouTube and
take care if you take care. Shot

1327
01:35:30,439 --> 01:35:34,000
in New York City at the Zinc
Bar, right yep, yeah, Zinc

1328
01:35:34,039 --> 01:35:38,840
Bar, Old School Jazz Club.
It's a beautiful place. Awesome man,

1329
01:35:38,880 --> 01:35:42,039
all right, buddy, Love you
guys, John love you guys. Take

1330
01:35:42,079 --> 01:35:45,600
it easy grass on this question.
Thank you guys. What what did they

1331
01:35:45,680 --> 01:36:00,119
say? My girlfriend? Every girl's
my girlfriend? Every good? And it

1332
01:36:00,319 --> 01:36:04,039
disturbed me how much Sam loved the
song. The dance was like, yeah,

1333
01:36:04,119 --> 01:36:16,319
special age, what am I saying? Dobby stop? Just let her

1334
01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:28,079
rock. These are kids we're supporting
now. If you are, if you're

1335
01:36:28,079 --> 01:36:34,920
a drunk puncher by problem, if
you want to find this UH and buy

1336
01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:41,000
it to keep with knee high.
Let's get busy. As the name of

1337
01:36:41,039 --> 01:36:50,840
the albums My girlfriend. If you
druss my girlfriend, I'm gonna make I'm

1338
01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:55,640
gonna put this a vote. Should
this be the new punch Drunk Uh The