Comedy Central Podcast fucking Mother. Thank you, thank you, thank you,
I amÁlvaro Verasco demostols. I don' t presume it either. Twenty
of my colleagues, comedians fuck a lot and I say the good ones.
Yeah, I eat shit. I have a condom in my wallet that knows
three Midna renovations and a royal anedot. Royal anedot. Strolling through Madrid appreciated
street of an aunt I like mogojo, super pretty you cups, awesome.
It was a hippie, it had a sign that put a free hug.
I went to talk to her and she told me she wasn' t out
of school. Very humiliating. I wanted to have been a musician. The
life of cool musicians, sex, drugs and Latin electro that roll cool.
How would it be normal for a musician to wake up in the morning for
a beer breakfast. Then cubatas, then jager master, which is the best
there is, because if you forget the day before, you can fuck a
conger, you raise your dick, you don' t care, then cocaine,
whores, then you take the drunk car, you start to run over
people. This in the People' s Party is called company dinner. Now
you can only succeed in music, just like on TV. If they have
giant tits put on TV. Who wins now. Simon Pilar, Rubio,
Carlos Gin what the fuck. Carlos Gins is black, fat, Galician law.
It' s like a lot of minorities, in a single person it
' s worth. If Carlos Jin were a lesbian, the state would pay
him directly to me. I like American musicians high, well malnourished. You
' ve seen what Jane Montana' s name is Malisiirus all Disney girls eat
dicks. Then, but I' m cool because I see her and I
say this cool aunt is flesh overdose Carlos Gines. On the contrary, it
' s an overdose of holy meat and there' s shitty pitting names.
That' s a disease. I' ve got a sling, stay home.
You' re well- fucked second- hand car, that' s
piting tools. I' m peeing to fix the melendis. Sometimes I mess
with people who have as much more success than I do, and it'
s because I' m a miserable man I' m going to tell you
the day I realized that the miserable is in my house watching series online.
This is cool, it' s not free and it' s Barcelona.
So you' re cool to see if on the Internet you' re watching
the typical cult series I was always watching fellow kimvy with the always uncompromising valley
bike. Nothing was too cold in Madrid in August. I want it to
come to you. The typical is that you don' t see walking dead
zombies that eat your head or a Wolking can' t eat anyone' s
head metaphorically. You know literally yes, I mean, the ones that get
you shits are whores, these ars ngs in the folders that I tell you
is so they eat your head. Some of these whores that come to you
and tell you have a myth for the environment, that is, they can
also very good strips. If you say a run- in I don'
t have twenty pas parta to you every month flute dog. You know recently
I answered super bad some comes and says you have a myth for me of
atmosphere. I say you have a minute to fuck my dick. Am I
not educated? I' m not educated. I felt super bad. I
felt and that aunt told me the nicest thing they' ve told me in
a long time. He told me a beautiful thing. He told me you
' re a fucking son of a bitch. There' s a miserable one
and you' re gonna leave your kids a shitty world. That aunt talked
about my children. That chick assumed I' d be late from here.
I' m going to fuck at least twice Hahahaha, I sign it,
I sign it twice. Cachis the good sea. I was watching series and
I was eating fries and the fries sounded a lot in my mouth. Okay,
and I couldn' t watch TV well because it sounded a lot like
French fries in my mouth. He has a sense of pleasure and guilt.
At the same time, it' s like when you get a stripe of
gym jamming. Very similar to people. Who knows I' m on drugs
because I talk a lot about drugs. I' m a monologue. I
didn' t get high in my life. You know why. I like
it and it hooks me up. It' s the same reason I'
ve never eaten a dick. I really like it. I' ve had
them in my face and I' ve never been hit. You know,
daughter, I was watching the show. He' s eating fries and so
and I felt like shit. I feel bad and I have food. And
there are people in Africa who don' t have food, who read up
their asses and say fuck I' m gonna be and not if racist it
' s okay I' m racist. I' m from muskets, mustards.
There are a lot of blacks in kings and must we paint two blacks
in low white. The fashion that pisses me off the most is that of
the ranners. Some of me' s a ranner. There are ranners Runners.
People who go out on the street to run and that' s it.
They put on a pair of two hundred- dollar sneakers and they'
re gonna run. It' s just that I' ll run hooks,
hooks the cocaine to run, tires with maya. You can only go well
if you' re a fucking superhero, what you look like is a bullfighter
in a hurry. I' m going to runner. If you say I
' m going to run, I' m not going to make Ranner.
They say I' m going to run, I' m going to make
Ranner, because I' m going to make Ranner. In the face of
your idiot girlfriend. These people are the ones who tell you that if you
take a cubata, it takes seven minutes of your life, that if you
leave a cigarette, it takes ten minutes in life, that if you take
fat. I should have died in the 18th century. Directly, I don
' t want to be the typical monologuer everyone says is an idiot. I
' m super cool because I' m the king of idiots. It happens
to me with the specks. I' m super- fashionable. I see
a guy with a stick in his head, I say asshole. I see
four and I say the biggest, most expensive. For me, Pogon is
a one- to- one sticker bitten and I say a thousand bucks.
I' ll pay you. Example, Brain and Halloween. It' s
not Halloween. I really like Halloween. There are people who say it'
s not that I don' t celebrate Halloween because it' s an American
party and you celebrate Christmas because Jesus Christ does. Or clearly getaphe that yes,
do you believe in God, do you believe in God? No,
yeah, no balls. I respect a lot of the people in God is
worth because I respect a lot of people with imaginary friends. I' m
a non- agnostic atheist. Agnostic isn' t that I don' t
even think I stop believing you are. Bullshit is what you are in life.
It is necessary to define beach or mountain beings, of sound or of
Selena. You have to choose the guys we are, ass or tits.
It' s not me that I' m expensive, you' re bouquets.
Haha, I don' t understand. There are no believers or Catholics
who believe in a fat God with a valva, a father not of the
flute dog and two who I least understand are Muslims. I don' t
know if there' s any Moors and here or Muslim, I don'
t understand Muslims. They want in wing that is a merciful god, which
is supposed to be of good roll. And now he' s a God
who forbids pork and alcohol, a God who forbids ham and cubatas. He
' s not a God, he' s a dietitian. God, it
' s not divine, it' s an endo crino, the rabadán a
month that you throw during the day without drinking, smoking and fucking and at
night you get up your ass. I just call ibiza vacation of all God
' s life and hurbible take away that you' re on that God'
s will be hell. I' m thirty- one, and I'
m fat- nofol myself. I don' t have any money. He
saw my parents. I can' t go any further down. You know,
I can say whatever comes out of my dick. One r says you
don' t think there' s an energy and a force in every house
that you can' t live on. It' s called WiFi. I
' m gonna finish the monologue by talking about love. The same, no,
because I don' t usually talk much about love, But in this
monologue, if I have decided to speak a little bit of love and I
wasn' t very lucky and love I' ve had girlfriends, but he
' s not very lucky and now I' ve been in love. I
put in a website called Darlin. I saw the TV and I said I
' m worth the ad orc. I make myself forward, but at first
I scratched because it was for demanding singles. I' m not picky,
and the point is, I' ve met a chick. I fall in
love with her and she' s so cool. She' s an aunt,
she' s hot and she feels like funny and cool people because we
' ve gotten fucked friends, she fucks. I' m his friend.
Hahahahaha. I' m paying fantasies to set up a factory in Nigeria.
This factory I pay for is that I have Christ one thing. I don
' t know if I suppose you' ve come a lot of couples.
I' ve written a few verses about love and we rhyme either, but
it' s like some intimate written things are called love nine years late in
finishing journalism, nor am I like very shocked and written what I think a
man has to do for guys in the room understand this well, which has
to make a name to make his wife happy and that six happy and all
these fucking shits. People who say come and see, monologues are like love
suckers, comedians, we make them laugh you put them in, dick is
our roll. It' s called love. Let' s see if it
' s cool with you, to see to shame that you are many and
this is like very intimate. I believe that in order to be a neo
- idea to which the joy of the child has, at the strength of
the man and the knowledge of the elder, to be a friend, a
companion, a brother, a lover and a father, to be careful and
ordered that you like the party, but without passing by, not to forget
the important dates, but to surprise them, to import the date, to
make her laugh but that I do not know how to laugh at you to
do all kinds of crazy and sufferings like accompany her to a medieval market.
There are more medieval markets now than in the Middle Ages that charge you twenty
arms for one who goes, it is not medieval to be affectionate and hug
her at night and you fall asleep your arm and you can not take advantage
to jerk off with the other because of course she is and this very comfortable
and you buy with her, but enjoying the if agonizing that you go to
buy you cross with another uncle. Look at those eyes. We' re
in the same shit. You and I know ballad, you come in the
afternoon to buy them a guy with bags one day and you say it'
s my fucking future. You know how to be determined, reliable, respectful.
Leal do it, compliment the messing, not look at other women being
for it, but without passing by and meeting them. You have to do
all this, take into account your family, pro without giving more importance than
her being very man. Above all, don' t protest when the grains
in your back are hot, because it hurts, that is, it hurts
and comes out pus and doesn' t disgust you, that is? I
mean, it comes out if I don' t gas him and then,
for whatever it is, you run into his face and disgust him, because
I get zero to be clean. He' s set up handymen all this
and what to do jor is a good cook' s collazo. He did
the bathroom in fontan hero and artist, hiker, driver, friend of his
friends, but not of his friends and less of her friend. The whore
who just gets off every single one, she' s out there eating dicks
like crazy. You know that one, that one, that one that you
' re talking to her and looking at you, since you' re not
here. We' re just talking, you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you
know, That then psychologist, you harapeta compression, that have educated her,
make her feel special twenty- four hours a day, three hundred sixty-
five days a year, that this doesn' t even open the English fucking
court. Be kind to have initiatives know, listen to good advice, solve
problems, you score namely, recognize, mistakes, make decisions. That good
host in having a sense of humor, generous, to be a worker of
intelligent, to be attentive, to be a fighter and when you get all
this, you know what happens, because she is burdened by a world of
perfection and is hooked up with a woman and a balcolic. Good evening,
Mr Lo Rasco. Thank you very much, Pamy Centra. Thank you,
keep it.