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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven to one, the freak all right,

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six thirty six, A lot of
state champions Texan and in honor of

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Danny's state championship that he won left
handed state champion. I don't know if

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they're all real. There's a lot
of jokes. Okay, is there high

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school fishing in Texas? I don't
know high school fishing? Yeah, I

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bet there is. I'm sure there
is somewhere. We have at least three

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people making the Master Baier joke.
Oh yeah, well the beast Master's Classics

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coming to Fort Worth this year,
Mike, you know who you could call

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it would know definitively is Julie.
Yes, she's a fish expert. Yes,

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the fishing show. Of course,
she can tell you what kind of

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bait do you use? I also
have I've been in contact with the guy

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who's caught a couple of record He's
from fourth caught a couple of record bass

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and I was thinking about having him
having him on sometime just to how do

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you find the biggest a fisherman?
That's what it would be, ask a

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professional fisherman. I bet those guys
on that weekend car show would know a

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little long Dong silver and mister Bill
whoever they are? You mean Kurt Chase

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and big Big Bulge Bo, that's
the one. Do you think they know

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fisherman? Yeah, they like cars. Sure. This guy won the ninety

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eight Texas for a baseball state championship. Chris Young was our starting pitcher,

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Oh wow, and hit for himself
when he pitched, sohed four day.

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So this guy got dhed for by
Chris Young, who hit for himself,

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who was the pitcher, and he
was a designated fielder. That's crazy.

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That's amazing. Are you kidding?
That's a beauty. He come in and

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run for Chris Young to what he
get on base? What a strike zone

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that would be. This guy was
a Lewisville Fighting Farmer football ninety six state

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champ and he sent a picture first
and only high school football team on a

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Cereal box. And there's a team
Cheerio's picture of the Lewisville Fight and Farmers

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on Cereal. You wanna hear my
bass story real quick? Sure? So

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it starts sad, but then it's
kind of sad and funny. I'm not

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much of a fisherman. I don't
really like fishing sorry, but my dad

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had cancer, right, and he
was about to pass away, and he

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knew it, and we didn't.
He didn't really tell us, you know,

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but he knew this was probably his
last trip with us. So he

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took his boys fishing in Lake Okachobe
and it was just nice and peaceful,

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you know, and we knew it
he was sick. We didn't know it

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was anywhere near that bad. He
was passed away two or three months later.

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Anyway, we went fishing, couldn't
get a bite. It was just

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us and there was a guide.
You know, We're out there just talking,

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having a pleasant time, peaceful morning
in Lake Okachobe, Central Florida.

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We went out hours, hours on
end, nothing, no bites, no

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bites. And then finally I get
a bite right, and I yank the

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thing right. I don't set the
hook, and the guy's yelling. We're

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like, my god, we gotta
bite, we gotta bring this thing in.

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Whatever I do, it's not right. And the bass is gone.

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Three seconds later, my brother,
who polls right to the left of mine,

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same idiot bass, gets on his
He does everything properly and pulls in

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this glorious, very large bass and
he still has it. He took it

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to a taxidermis. He has it
mounted on his wall. And then obviously

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our dad passed away a few months
later, and it's just symbolic of our

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lives, of my failures and my
close calls and his ultimate success and achievement,

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just brought together in one magical morning
with our dad. And he's still

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in his office, has this gorgeous
bass. So we, you know,

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sort of obviously think of our dad
when we see of course, and I

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have nothing. How were you when
this happened? Twenty? Wow? Yeah,

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because I died when I was still
twenty when my dad passed away.

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You should just have like an empty
hook in a picture frame, yeah,

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or a little plaque yeah, or
a full plaque with a little gold thing,

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an empty gold plate on it.
Just a hook, no ingravement and

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a hook, yeah, a single
hook just says fishing, fishing, fishing,

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and the date, because he has
the date that he caught. It's

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awesome. I'm gonna get that for
you, please don't. I don't want

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any crap on the walls. Birthday
coming up. Yeah, we'll go ahead

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and handle that up up the down
that Danny. It's good's getting that fishing

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empty fishing plaque. I appreciate that'd
be very sweet. Take a picture of

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tweet cash cash like this. Let's
see yours cash. This guy won one

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hundred and fourteen contestant N sixty four
GoldenEye tournament for one thousand dollars. Incredible.

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Wow, how about that. That
was a tough game too. Somebody

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says Jacksborough has a fishing team,
so I guess there are. Okay,

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high schools do have bass fishing teams. There you go. Cool, absolutely

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high school fishing. My kids.
I was a middle school fishing team as

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well. There you go, all
of our state champions chiming in on this

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very special day, on the very
special leap day before we get into leap

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day stuff real quick. Last night
or Tuesday night, was the season finale

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of the hit TV show of the
Floor, the two hour finale, which

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is about an hour when you fast
forward through everything brunch, fast forward through

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all the fluff, so many commercials, and so much teasing. Yes,

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I officially celebrated the last moments of
my life that I ever watched The Floor

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yesterday. Oh you're not gonna be
back there. No, it's not even

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that. It's not good. It
is good. It's not good, and

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I'm done with it. We did
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season. I'm never gonna watch the
floor again. I think because this was

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the first season, I think it's
pretty clear what your strategy should always be.

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Hide hide, yeah the girl that
won two hundred and fifty K.

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Hold on to your expert topic and
never vary from that. Ever, going

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for the twenty grand of the Daily
Winter or whatever that is, Yes,

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stop doing that. No, I
thought of this too. My category would

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be international car racing. Oh yeah, pick something that no one out there

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will avoid. You like to play? Yes, you just stand there and

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wait for a fifty to fifty at
the very damn end, because if they

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challenge you, you get to fight
your for your topic, right yeah?

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Yeah. Or we all do powerboat
racing, okay, powerboats nineteen eighties power

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boats and spend six months just studying
your buns off on your subject. No

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one picks you. You wait,
you're at the end. You have a

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fifty to fifty shot at a quarter
million dollars. Here are the very I

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have a lot of questions about this
show, though, because when the have

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these areas of expertise and you it's
takes place over a two month span on

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actual TV. It probably took a
week to film all this or less.

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They're all wearing the same clothes and
Rob Low changes clothes, so they must

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have mandated that they wear the same
out. Yeah, so it's easy ever

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tell who they are. And that's
fine. That makes sense. Now.

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They had mentioned studying, but there
was a girl. If I knew exactly

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where it was, I would have
pulled it and taken a time to time.

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But there was a girl, the
girl who ended up on the country

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music category, and like episode two
or three, that was funny. In

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episode two or three, she specifically
once she got in that spots it wasn't

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her category, she was like,
Oh, I don't like this. I

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don't know anything about country music.
And then when it was her turn to

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compete in the finals, she was
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pretty confident about country music. And
I was like, like, six episodes

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you said you knew nothing about it. So are they allowed to study?

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There were a few mentions throughout the
season that they had been studying up you

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shouldn't be allowed to study? Yeah
you should. Yeah, I don't know

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that one. That's a good one
because the girl who had International food said

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she's had it for a long time. She's sitting there. I just looked

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it up, so it says us
a quote. I was a contestant.

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It was five days of filming,
with two episodes a day for most of

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it. Day one was just one
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yeah, you go back to the
hotel, they're definitely going to sequester you

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like you're on a damn jury.
You have your phone in your laptop,

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and if you're sitting on International foods, yes, you spend all night looking

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at lists of the most common or
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But yeah, I think, what
unless they restrict your internet access for

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some real maybe they could do that. Maybe I'll get Gene on the show,

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one of the guys. I don't
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who attend game shows too. I'm
always fascinated by how that went, and

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that's partially because we've been following Jared
Watson of DFW, who's in the Jeopardy

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Tournament of Champions. I've attended a
game show. You never have. I

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attended double their family doubled there with
Mark Summers. Yes, hell, yes,

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a universal in Florida, Orlando.
Yeah, and you're there partying or

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having fun at Universal and you're like, wow, double there, that's awesome,

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and they just invite people in.
You know, it's free and they

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just want people to be in there
and clap. And it just took for

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ever. I remember it was so
long of just sitting there as they moved

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the giant nose with goosnot in it
off the set. You know. I

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think the only show that I would
be waiting I would wait for to see

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like that would be Saturday Night Live
because it is live. Yeah. Because

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like even like when I went to
New York, Steve's sister was gonna hook

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me up Steve Shackford on the Ben
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John Oliver, and he was going
to try to get me in, you

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know, but it was just like, can you be here from nine am

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to two pm? Or no,
it's just different hours. I don't know

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if that's what their specific hours were, but it was very much like,

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you know what, I would still
love to do that. I think I

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applied for all that stuff. I
was trying to get an SNL though.

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Yeah. Whatever, But back to
the four Real Quick Yeah season two,

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I'm gonna give it a shot based
on two things. Number One, I

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think the gameplay will be better because
people are familiar with it, they watched

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it and kind of understand how to
play it better. And number two,

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they might need to make a few
tweaks. There's no reason have a two

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hour finale. That was too much. It was too much to take in,

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and they've got to They've got to
rig it. I'm sorry. How

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So, just like everything else in
the world, it's wrestling, you've got

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to you've got to not predeterminate,
but they've got to make choices. The

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randomizer cannot be random, if in
fact it even is random. Because the

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finale, the final game from Tuesday
night was the biggest effing confusing letdown.

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Like I spent nine weeks watching this
damn thing, and that's the finale.

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The guy that made the bonehead decision
he had. He could have chosen a

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national foods which you got a chance, or fashion icons against a young woman

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who clearly has her look together,
that looks like she's gonna know at minimum

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twice as much as you about fashion. She ended up knowing a lot more

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than him about fashion. The guy
gets up there and passes on every every

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picture of a fashion icon. He
didn't get sand Off, he couldn't get

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Cindy Crawford. Idiot. I don't
want to watch a finale where the dude's

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up there going uh pass, uh
pass. And that's how it ended.

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And it's just okay, make the
and make the finale. Give the finale

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some juice, make it longer.
I don't know. Yeah, random categories

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or what you do is get the
last few people up, reset the board

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to its original state, and randomize
the category, and then you have eighty

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one different categories. They will fix
you. Go the best of three on

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that, because look, the producers
of that show. The producers of that

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show are looking at that knowing that
that finale failed. She wasn't even jumping

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around either. She was just standing
there too. She didn't have to answer,

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but like one question, well,
most of the people who won didn't

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have to even do that much.
You just kind of sit back and watch

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the other person fail, and then
they've got to be able to look.

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Okay, Pink Panther, it was
your turn. Stop staring off into space.

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Oh yeah, he got yeah that
the interviews. I'm gonna kick that

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dude's ass and they get up there
and go pass past. Interviews have to

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be post. I don't know,
man, I I just did there watching

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the thing. There's I have a
lot of questions and a lot of fluff.

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They get. Gotta get rid of
unnecessary things, you know. And

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if you want to do more people
than eighty one and and just wipe out

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that fluff, that's fine. Going
to buy a new floor heaven. But

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they were just trying to get to
March. Expensive they were. Have you

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looked into flooring recently? Incredible?
Who forget about it? Rob is great

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though, He's perfect for that,
for that role. What's up? Let's

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not do an intro here. It's
Leap Day. Leap Day is one of

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the most unique years days of the
year. Yeah, Kevin, if you're

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one hundred years old, you're really
twenty five today. Huh. There's a

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lady named Edna, he's twenty five
today? What I'm serious? How about

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this? Did you know this?
The birthday list is not big today,

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and I wonder if that's really accurate
or not? Pretty sure? Today is

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Mike Rner's daughter's birthday. Yeah,
Jordan's a leap your baby? I love

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so jealous of people who have this. It's the one unique birthday, the

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single one. And I have some
friends of mine who had a babby a

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few years ago and they induced on
the twenty eighth just to make sure they

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wouldn't have the baby on the twenty
ninth. I'm like you, screen,

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this is I'm going to be on
Luca's birthday though, Okay, didn't Yeah

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was it pre Luca? Yeah it
wasn't. Yeah, but you have a

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chance to have the one magical birthday. You can get the gift, the

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most special gift you can give to
a baby. You gotta shoot for that

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day and then push ba how that
worked. That's how it works. He's

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not a licensed obg y n ladies, not yet, don't. I'm a

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detective. Feel the need to hire
Mike Soroy as your doula. Push go

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start your engines. Did you see
do you know the Pirates of Penzance?

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Yeah? I saw that wonderful movie
Stagneti in the Gang. Yeah, wonderful

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movie. I didn't know this.
There's a character right named Frederick, who

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it seems was born on February twenty
ninth, right, and they want he

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got in trouble and they put him
in jail, and he had to stay

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in jail until his twenty first birthday, but they hated him so much he

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had to stay in there for half
at more than half a century. And

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then Carmen Louvana showed up and made
a conjugal visit. No, yes,

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what a loophole like if it's your
mortal enemy, you're in jail to your

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twenty first birthday. And then they
pulled that technicality of not until you're like

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seventy years old. Damn pirates,
I old man. Don't let them in

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your house. Hardly any rules on
pirates. You don't let them in your

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house. Don't let pirates into your
house now? Is that part of your

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live spot? Yes, I'm sure. Yeah, Doctor Gold, Yeah,

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that was doctor Gold. It was
odd, but it was fun. Pirates

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love Gold, absolutely, dude,
I love Gold. They have lots of

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food options here on leap Day.
What's up? What does that mean?

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Well, Mike, if you wanted
to go to Chipotle, you can get

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free guacamole today. Is that right? Yeah? Good, dude. I

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love their guacamole. They have good
gagt that's a couple of bucks. It's

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a couple of bucks. Oh at
uh seven to eleven, you can enjoy

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a combination of five wings for two
dollars and twenty nine cents. Oh okay,

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get that. Uh at five wings
and I'm stuffed. BJ's is offering

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fans two dollars and twenty nine cent
pazukies. You ever had a pazuki?

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No magical described the pazuki, well, pizza cookie. Yeah, I don't.

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I've never had a Bej's. There's
a place in Arizona that claims to

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have invented the pazuki. Yes,
it's a cookie in a pizza pan,

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hot fresh baked cookie, sure,
hot ice cream on top, whipped cream

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on that, a little chocolate,
drizzled cherry whatever. Then they melt some

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cheese and pepperoni. No, no, that's the separation from pizzas is clear.

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But yeah, then you slice it. Oh my god, you're seeing

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hot fresh cookie with ice cream?
What's What's nothing like? There? And

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Hooters Hoot Club rewards. Loyalty members
get a two dollars nine cent app How

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long have you been a member of
the Hoot Club? Mikey h twelve years.

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Twelve years a Hoot Club member?
He decided, ten years, he

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decided fifteen after college, it's gonna
be a Hoot club member. Now real

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quick back to the pazuki. Yes, all right, if you're I don't

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have any more info than when it
comes to combining combining two foods, it

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begins and ends with the ital choo
is one of the greatest. I love

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God, what a magical food.
How's no one? How's that not spread?

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Italian nacho? Like? I don't
care to screw it? Do it?

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Italian food? Are you the best
food in the world and you mix

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it with nachos? Holy crap?
Long John Silver's. You get a free

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piece of fish, free big ass
fish, as long as you use the

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promo code leap Day a check out
you have to say it, yeah,

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free piece of fish. And then
you have this this tray with all your

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fish on it, and they just
grab one with grab the tongs and throw

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one more pieces on the dude,
have it. They'll probably just do that

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if you ask. Anyway, a
regular day at my main intersection at Jim

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Miller in thirty, which is,
by the way, a fast food emporium.

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If you're interested, we have dueling
fast food fish establishments because across the

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street from one another, you have
a long John Silvers, and right across

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Jim Miller, Captain D. Captain
is there. The Captain is open and

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in and ready for business. That
Jim Miller in thirty and has been for

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a while. Can't say I've ever
seen anybody in the drive through really Captain

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D's well change that. You imagine
the manager fist on the counter at Long

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John Silver's the day Captain D sailed
into town. So and then the guy

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at Captain D's is like, damn
it, they're giving away a free piece

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of fish taco. Taco Bell gives
you a two twenty nine crunch rap only

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on the app though, Is that
a good price you'll get? Honestly?

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These days, Smoothie King twenty nine
percent off of twenty out smoothie or larger

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not bad. Wendy's is offering a
free Cinnabon pull apart. That's a different

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restaurant. I know. It's like
weird com tell you to go to Sinabon.

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Uh, yesterday we celebrated a leap
day by eating buttery pancakes and throwing

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them at people. You're gonna say
something else, Yeah he did. Danny

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was flinging pancakes at people yesterday,
like he was in the New Day.

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Brody, you caught your pancake,
you did, skin dropped his Jay didn't

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see that before the draft, quick
glove hand catch of the pancake. But

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I didn't know what it was.
And while pancake's flying at you and your

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friend throws it, you don't know
what it is. There's a moment of

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confusion. Do I want to catch
this? But you know instinctively you just

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catch it, and sure as hell
it was a pancake, a cold pancake

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he threw at me. Is that
a person is that warned you? I

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said, here, Mikey, I
got this. I got this. It

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was halfway the here, terrifying.
As I was looking at the TV behind

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your head, Mike, they were
discussing the Jerry Jones story and they're calling

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it a developing story. So I
don't know if they've got cameras on the

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scene as Jerry is gonna have to
take a DNA test and we'll tell you

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more about that after Mike's live spot
next on ninety seven. Won the Freak