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Hello, everybody, Welcome to Laura
Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane.

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You are This's Eric. Remember what's
ups? Oh my god, our hair,

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our hair tone is exactly the same
color. And this is like a

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rooty wig that I have. I
was gonna say, this is my magic,

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this is my actual hair. Yeah
right, you just totally grew it

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out. Eric was me like,
okay, you saw the last episode.

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You know it was a complete disaster. It was great, awesome, did

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a great job. I did a
good job. Brian was a little office

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game. I think, Wait,
me me being you, I don't know

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anyways, all I'll say is when
we were starting this show, I had

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to go through and correct a number
of things that she screwed up. I

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was like why, I don't know. I got I got nervous. But

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our opening bumper did not play,
and I was like, why is it

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not playing? And I was like, anybody, we're going straight to it.

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And I was like, oh,
because she turned it off. Our

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sponsors played, and that's all that
really matters, right Okay, right now,

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great, Now I'm gonna have to
get my hair done because if my

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hair looks like that, do you
want to take that off or you're like

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gonna be you still have blue right
here? I do from your eye shadow

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like I wear a blue eye shadow. He punched in the face and Rob

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Zombie. You guys, I have
something very important we have to do,

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and I and after we talk about
our sponsors. But I want to talk

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about something first. So first of
all, our last episode, it was

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I was screaming inside because you guys
are so incredibly mean. What do you

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mean me and my private parts?
That wasn't very nice. That was Eric.

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I just want to point out I
did you did say I forgot it

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was funny though you don't remember what
you said, said all sorts of horrible

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thing. Oh that you had to
drive Vagina, drive Vagina, A drive

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Vagina, and then my auditions on
my milk corn whatever. Listen. That

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was very off the cuff. That's
what they call spontaneous improv. Yeah,

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if you're gonna play with your wig
the entire time, you're gonna need it.

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I had to move it to one
side because I was getting very You're

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playing with your wig the whole time
during our last time, the last part,

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because I'm not used to being a
girl. Okay, so so now

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get used Eric slash Laura last episode
kind of let it out of the bag.

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This hasn't been confirmed yet by the
bye, but we are having supposedly

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wanting to planning on having a party
in May for Brian's second anniversary slash my

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birthday. Wait to let it out
of the bag, Laura, you did

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you did it? No? Uh, And we'd really love to have it.

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It's a kwan, So we're gonna
we're trying to like make that happen

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because I'd be so fun. It's
called manifesting. You're not me anymore.

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I'm me, You're you. I
take the way off because it's making it's

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throwing you off. I'm me,
not you. It's throwing you off.

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Oh, by the way, I
got a comment. What was on TikTok

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yes about my hands? Somebody wrote
enough with the hands already because I always

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do this, you know, I'm
always I gesticulate a lot. No,

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it's not a good thing. I
see I talk with my hands. Did

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you want to talk about the other
compliment that you got? What compliment?

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The one that you sent Brian and
I would you like me to read that

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book? No? No, no, no, don't read it. That's

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just that would get us in a
huge trouble. Could I bleep out certain

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words? Can I read it?
Let me read it? Yeah, Brian,

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please be a producer. Well you
are, but produce this this segment

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that's about to happen. I would, I don't think so here, I'll

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do it. I don't trust you
either. Oh, I swear to God

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I'll do it, and I'll do
it great. Watch you're just like These

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are just some of the dms I
get. I'm ready to mute him if

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we need to. Okay, please, okay, I'll have a dump button

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or you have a dum dum.
Well whatever mute button we do. Yeah,

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and so, I mean, it
was so sweet. And that's the

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thing that I thought was really nice
about it. It was, Yeah,

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some dms I get are really sweet. They were. Some dms I get

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are like the guy who wanted me
to step on his temple with the highest

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stiletto I could find so his brain
could come out of his ears. This

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was a little worse. I mean, this one is that one was just

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plain disturbing. This one is just
plain gross and like naughty and really naughty

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from some stranger like ew. So
I said to the boys and I'm like,

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Okay, here's one of our fans. Here's some you're some fan feedback.

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Yeah, well, I don't want
you to read it. I don't

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I don't try. I don't know
what you mean. You don't trust I

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don't try it. Okay, Brian, you do it. I'll read it,

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think about think about your mom,
well, think about your mom watching

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it. No, look at I'll
read it. I have it right here.

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It really says, get your finger
ready, to get your finger ready,

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okay, okay, I would like
to slip your bank blank panties down

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your legs ever so lightly, then
gently touch your now dripping blank, slide

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my fingers into blank for more baby. Oh, if you have nudes,

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I'd love it if you sent me
some of your sexy self so I can

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blank thinking of your blank. Okay, that was better. That was better.

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There you go anyway, So that's
just kind of that insane. No,

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it's it's not actually Brian, And
that's that's what's insane about it.

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For the rat that was fathom saying
I can't even fath them say that someone

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I am in the relationship, right, Yeah, it's shockingly just also corny

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too, totally. Please take the
wig off. You're you're throwing me off.

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Okay, is it like looking in
a mirror if you have like a

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horrmone problem. I do have a
hormone problem. It's like looking one of

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those funhouse mirrors, Like looking at
a funhouse Mirrorhuh. Okay. We have

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to do something very important, but
we needs well, we're going to do

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that. But there's something that we
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and I'm willing to do it every
twice a week or once a week,

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you guys, guys. Okay,
see love you. Now. I know

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somebody one either the Mega Millions or
the powerball. It was like a one

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point five billion or some damn thing. It's somebody New New Jersey or something.

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One I don't know won the big
one that just happened. Do you

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guys follow this at all? Do
you follow the Mega Millions lottery? I

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never even bought it, Okay,
I never have either. Right about scratchers,

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that's it. I've avery bought a
scratcher. Alright. Here we are

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kind of fun. First of all, I have this is what we have

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to do first as a show.
We're gonna pick You're gonna pick two numbers.

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You're gonna pick two numbers. I'm
gonna pick two numbers, and I'm

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gonna play those numbers every week.
Those are my two numbers? You're going

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to be like that? What's wrong
with one and two? I guess I

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mean it could happen. What I
mean the gods of Actually it could happen.

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Okay, six thousand, No,
you can't. Doesn't go up that

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far. Then it goes to up
to like fifty or something. Fifty one.

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Okay, so sixty one. No, I don't think it was at

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sixty one. Go do one and
two? One and two? I actually

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I don't like that. What are
your favorite numbers? Seventy seven and then

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seven? So we get some angel
numbers? They don't it doesn't go up

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to seventy seven. Oh that's right. Sorry, there's other angel numbers.

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There's I don't like the other ones. How about seven? Okay, seven

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is one of them? Then what
how about twenty three for your age?

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All right, okay, twenty three
and seven? Those are your numbers?

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Take my numbers? No, no, I'll remember. Oh is this an

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astrology bullshit thing? No, I'm
going to take these numbers. I'm playing

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it. I'm going to play them
every week. Are you going to charge

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it with crystals or something? I'll
tell you what's in my wallet. There's

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something there's wait, you will believe
what's in my wallet for woo woo stuff.

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My mom even sent me something.
This is unbelievable. But first of

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all, Eric, what are your
numbers? Because I'm going to play him

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every week and we're gonna win the
one of these to our age, Let's

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just do our age. Fifty seven
and seven, yes, he is,

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you're fifty seven? No your fifty
six? Yes, but I'll be fifty

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seven next year, so no,
to you'll be fifty seven next I don't

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want to do my age. I
have my own favorite numbers. We know

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you're like fifty nine or something.
Wow, Okay, I'll do fifty six.

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Okay and wait two wait, it's
fifty six too high though, I

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okay, let's not do our age
then, I don't think I think you.

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Let's be safe and just pick numbers
we know we're safe. Okay,

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twenty two and seventeen that was my
number. Okay, but I'll pick a

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different number, oka, okay,
seventeen, twenty two, I'm going forty

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four and eleven. Okay, also
twenty three and seven right? Seven okay,

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seven, twenty three, twenty two, forty four, seventeen and fifty

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No no fifties. What was the
other one? Eleven four forty four forty

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four? Better all write about them. I'll do it after the show.

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But I'm gonna play it every week
now we hit it. Yeah, we'll

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all split it, even though I'm
the one that's probably going to pay for

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the tickets every single time. You
can have tickets plus the less than one

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hundred dollars it will take. Okay, then I bet I put out.

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Okay, I'll take all. We
will repay your money plus a healthy seven

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percent interest, which amount to about
three dollars or something. How long it

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takes, I'm okay with that.
So we all split. Let's say it's

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up to six hundred million. Let's
say go TAXI plus then minus taxes.

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Well whatever, Okay. I have
a couple of questions for you. If

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we win the lottery and we all
split it three ways, who is the

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first person you're gonna tell to go
to hell? Nobody? What? Like?

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I just want them. I just
want the lottery, you know what,

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I believe it? Bleep, no
peace out. Would you quit your

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job? You know what I would
not? I would I would put in

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minimal effort. That's not okay.
I just wouldn't feel back. So I'm

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like, if I don't get like
we are, they gonna fire me?

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Like it's fine, Like no,
I would totally still work. But I

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know I would too because I actually
really like what I do. Me too,

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so I would take a lot more. I would, Well, here's

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what I would do. You would
invest it with Jay? Of course,

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God, I wouldn't be believe me
if this next half of my life,

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I'm gonna be a lot smarter about
my real quick Let's oh, you're over

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halfway. Just to put that out
there, Let's just say we each get

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okay, let's say we get six
hundred million. Let's say after taxes we

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each get sixty million. Break it
down from what are you doing? Well,

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I'm gonna give Okay, I'm gonna
buy my car out because it's the

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least, so I don't have a
car payment anymore. I pay all my

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debt and to play all okay,
that's all to the casino. Oh no,

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I'm going to pay off all my
kids student loans and all of that.

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So I wiped clean, clean clean. Then I'm going to go on

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a trip and you know where I
really want to go with Evan because her

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boyfriend is from Vietnam. I want
to go to Vietnam. I want to

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go to Hochiman City. Want to
go too? Do you do you want

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to go in December because Hot Lee's
going to meet me there. He is.

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Yeah, we're well, I'll talk
to you about it. I'm manifesting

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it. I'm manifesting it. Vie
to Vietnam. Well, this is what

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we want to do in December.
But this is not somecember. You are

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just this year. I don't run. Well, if it is, you

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know how much it is to fly
right now? And it's the layover is

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I think it's like a thirty hour
trip with a layover that's twelve hours somewhere.

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It's thirteen dollars a ticket. I
know that's the cheapest. And that's

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like this far ahead of time.
Yeah, So anyway, I think I'll

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just watch Good Morning Vietnam. So
anyway I would I would say to my

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job, hey, I'm going to
take a little time off, but I

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don't. I mean, I really
like this job and I'm grateful. I

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hope you let me do that because
life's too short and you should see the

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world, right, So I would
do that. I would take a little

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money out obviously and go on a
trip. But I wouldn't move, I

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like where I live. I wouldn't. I wouldn't change anything drastically. And

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I wouldn't tell anybody no way.
I mean, I would tell my mom,

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of course, because I'd help my
mom out. But you know what,

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she'd probably spend the money in the
casino. Wait, i'd have to

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show you something that my mom sent
me. You'd you'd have to give her

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an allowance while she's doing that.
Eric, what would you do with your

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sixty million invest it? Oh boy, that was almost a all of this,

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Like would you keep anything to splurge
for yourself or yeah, I'd keep

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smon an account and I'd like,
would you splurre? John like im media

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travel just travel, just travel.
Yeah, okay, I would I go

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on a big Amazon fun filled fun
filled Amazon offers the big Giant team.

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I would buy TIMU. Okay.
So my mom, she's one of the

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last people I think on the planet
that has a subscription to the National Inquirer.

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No way, dead serious. Now, she sent me this thing that

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is from the National Inquiry and supposedly
this has been in the National Inquirer for

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years and years and years and years, and it supposedly gives you good luck.

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It's the dumbest thing you've ever ever
seen in your life. This is

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from the National you know what,
you know what, but you know what

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is in the National Inquirer. It's
every everybody's bad luck. Well, the

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fact that they're advertising something that brings
you good like I don't know. And

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you know what I did with it. It was getting so crumpled in my

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wallet that I glued it to a
piece of harder, harder paper so it

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wouldn't it's the blue dot. Now
you're supposed I know, seriously, this

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is it is so dumb. But
my mom mailed this to me and she

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said, Laura, you're supposed to
stare at this blue dot. It's there

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were instructions on it, and then
you rub your hand around it clockwise,

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or you put it next to your
money, which I have it next to

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my money, and it's supposed to
multiply your money. I want to be

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the idiot that gets paid six figures
to make up ritual glible white woman,

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I know. And then I also
have a photo of a rupie because you're

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supposed to keep a rupee in your
wallet. It's an Indian dollar. Well,

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why would you keep a rupia?
It's not even hard because I looked

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up what's good luck and what brings
money? And supposedly you're supposed to put

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some shells. I didn't. I
could order them on Amazon, but I

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haven't ordered them yet. And then
a picture of this goddess but I can't.

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Which it's a lot to cram in. Your wallet has no money,

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so it's got plenty of space.
I don't even want to tell you guys

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what I did. Oh no,
you went to the casino. Oh my

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god, are you kidding me?
I'm concerned about to start getting upset.

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Listen, wait, this wasn't wait
we're talking about the lottery here. I'm

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not addicted. I could stop at
any time. What did you do?

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Just tell me now so I can. She'll be like, she's like,

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I've been gambling for twenty years.
If I was addicted, I think I

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would know. First of all,
I do not have a gambling fund.

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If you know what I mean,
there's funds somebody else have no money anymore.

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I I'm not going to do.
Not ask me any questions about this,

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Okay, but I had a really
bad day on Friday, night Friday

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night, I can't. Okay,
now you have to tell her, no,

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no, no, it's really inside. I'm not inside, but I

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can't. Was the dress with the
er in the front that you wore to

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the cane? Oh? Oh yeah, she told us about that. Yeah,

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you already told us about that.
Are you recovering okay from that?

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So on Saturday, I was really
kind of bummed out about something and I

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was I was just really bummed,
and a friend of mine was with another

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friend and she's like, she randomly
texted me and she's like, hey,

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where at Sekwan? We'd love it
if you came. And I'm like,

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I just got out of the shower. I just blowed down my hair,

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I had no makeup on, and
I go but and then I kind of

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told her what had happened, and
she's like, oh my gosh, you

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need some girl energy. Come with
us, she goes, she goes,

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I'll lend you one hundred dollars.
You can play it and you know,

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and we'll just have fun and we'll
just talk and don't. I'm like,

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okay. So I literally drove out
there, no makeup on, no money,

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I wore sunglasses inside the casino at
night like I was at some celebrity

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or something because I didn't have any
makeup on. I was embarrassed with the

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one missing lens. There they were
a different fake bear and then lost it.

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No big surprise there. And then
my roommate called, and then I

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was on the way home, so
I was there for just a little while.

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We had a piece of pizza,
we talked. It was fun,

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We had our time. So then
my roommate calls it this, Hey,

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where are you right now? I
go, oh, well, I'm at

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Sakwan, but I'm leaving. I'm
coming home. And he goes, well,

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I'm at this other casino. Just
meet me there, and I'm like

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no, I go, well,
it is kind of close. I went

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to two freaking casinos. Was no, we don't talk about it any other

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casinos except for Saquon. Oh okay, so I went there was another one.

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I went to, Oh boy,
and you get a card when you

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go to when you go to a
casino, you get like a player's card.

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If you're insane, yeah no,
if she it gives you points.

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I used to gamble. I never
got a card because that's how they get

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you. You never sign up for
their card. It's also how they track

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you. If you're counting cards,
you never get a card. You know

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what. My friend said that she
goes the minute I win, because she

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won one thousand dollars on the slots
and she took out her card right away.

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She's like, I don't want them
tracking how much you want. So

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she didn't win anything else that night. But anyway, I don't know.

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But but with the card, I
got like thirty dollars worth of free food.

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Oh yeah, the comps can be
nice. Yeah, the comps were

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pretty fun. I don't know.
So that's what I did there. My

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name So when I was counting cards, they couldn't stop me. You could.

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You can count cards, not very
well, I used to a little

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bit. Not what does that mean
cards? Yeah, it's when you so

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every card that gets laid out in
that they use casinos when you're playing blackjack,

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use six decks in their shuffle.
There is a way to kind of

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mentally ballpark or calculate the ballpark probability
of the next what the next card is

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going to be, not either a
face card or anything else either, trying

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to figure out it's going to be, whether what's the chance of it being

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a face card or not being a
face card, because generally, if there's

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more face cards going out, you're
more likely to win. So you basically

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you're you are keeping track of every
card that's coming out, you are assigning

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it a number, and then you're
adding it all up. It's called the

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running counts, and so the higher
the running count, the lower the chances

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are you have of winning that revice
versa. So basically, if you know

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the count's low, and that means
that there should be a lot more face

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cards coming up, you want to
up your bet, whereas if there's not

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many, you want to lower your
bet. So when you play the tables,

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do you give them your card?
Is that? How how do they

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track you out? I didn't have
a card, Oh just saw because you

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just stick it in the machine when
you play the lot. Normally you would

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just hand them. You would just
you would sit down on the table,

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you'd throw them your card. They'll
oh, I see, We'll like swipe

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you in, and they swipe you
in and then they yeah, okay,

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I got it. But yeah,
so I'm like, okay, that's was

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pretty sad. But I didn't I
didn't do anything, that's right. I

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just went you need to play real
games. Your money will last longer.

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I know, you know what what
game I played where my money lasted a

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long time was Keynote. It's just
such a dumb, boring game. Keino

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is just you just pick up like
eight numbers and then you push start in

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it, like numbers pop up and
if they match, like if you get

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three, you get a dollar,
if you get four, you get like

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ten dollars. Blackjack, Blackjack's fun. I was scared. I'm just scared

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to play the card games. Me
and Eric will go with you sometime and

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Eric will never well he'll go to
saquand. But that's about it. We'll

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play it. We'll play the five
dollars minimums. They still exist. And

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black check's fun. Even if you're
like an ovie, it can. The

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rules of blackjack are really you can
you can learn the rules of blackjack in

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like ten minutes. Okay, you
can learn to actually the master of the

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rules of blackjack in ten minutes.
Master the rules. Because blackjacket is all

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comes down the probability. So there
is a the like the have you played

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Roulette rule? It sucks. Don't
play roulette. That's the worst odds.

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Blackjack. You you already know the
set probability of your win rate, so

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you might win, you might not, You probably won't. It's always favored

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against you, but you can at
least already know that out like I already

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know the odds. Don't talk to
me. Don't talk me into playing anything

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else. You have at least two
hundred bucks you could go spend it.

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No dot, if it exists,
it's ready for to be gambled. Let

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me tell you one funny story.
Okay, a long time ago, the

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CEO of fed X, I think
it's fed X, the company was about

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to go under. You have thirty
three thousand Yes, I've heard this.

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Wait wait allegedly, whild say allegedly
because what if it isn't? Pretty sure

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it's true? Okay, anyways,
it doesn't matter if it's like, I'm

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not accusing him of crime, So
okay, anyways, takes the last thirty

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three thousand dollars in companies money they're
about to go under the next week or

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two, takes it to a casino, turns into like four hundred thousand dollars,

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pushes them through, and they end
up becoming are today. Yeah,

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no, you're you're I saw that
on some documentary. I don't know if

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it's true now, but I don't
know if it's true. But I did

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see that on a documentary. What
Yeah, what a legend? Yeah,

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legend. I was like, all
right, you sold me. I got

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right, you were right. I
do have at least two hundred bucks.

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Oh wait, what time is it
right now? Okay? Oh no,

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dear god, oh my god.
Open twenty four to seven okay. And

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then I have one final question about
the lottery, because we're going to play

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it every I remember the numbers,
or I'll get the numbers and I'll play

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it every week, and I'll let
you know. If you were guaranteed to

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win the lottery, but you had
to give up some part of your body,

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how much would you require and what
would you give that? A single

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strand of hair that's all give up. No, it'll never grow back.

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The I'm talking about, like that
single strand of hair is gone forever.

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That's that's a cop out. Yeah, it is fine. Arm hair,

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Eric. What let's be realistic if
because I'm talking, I'll tell you what.

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I'd give up your legs, you
know, half your body? No,

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an arm for sure. Four let's
say twenty million, uh, huh

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minimum, I'd give a kidney for
five hundred billion dollars. I give up

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some of my hair, just a
couple of strands for for twenty million,

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you said i'd give a kidney.
Is that the but? Is that the

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price? Or can we go higher? I want more? Yeah? I

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want five hundred billion for ten hairs. That's my that's my minimum. I

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mean you can give me more if
you want to, but I'm like,

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that's the least all. So someone
said that I would get one hundred million

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dollars. Would you give up a
kidney? No, I'd give up like

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my little toe. No, don't, don't give up a toe toes.

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Your little toe is actually very important
to your balance. What about your pinky?

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No, that's like your hand strength
or something. What about this one?

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No, I use that a lot. That's the most important. I

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use that finger more than any other
fingers. I didn't want to give up

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anything. Yeah, no amount of
money. You're life changing life. Oh

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you know what? Okay? Here
for for five hundred million, I would

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get a a sectomy. That's not
taking anything not Yeah, it is,

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nothing gets removed exactly. I couldn't
get anybody pregnant. That nothing gets removed.

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Though. Okay, here's what I
yeah, it's my it's my the

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kids with a like one hundred billion. I give my left arm from the

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elbow down if I could get one, it was like a super cool terminator

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arm for real, one hundred billion. If I could get like the most

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advance it's prosthetic. Ever, that
was like a term in their arm.

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Yeah, I do it for a
hundred and it have to be one hundred

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billion. That's like ridiculous, guys. That is come on, I know,

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like I was trying to be realistic. I am being realistic. Why

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would you just give up a kidney
you don't need both of them? Yeah,

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but there's health issues when you lose
your kidneys. I wouldn't. I

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wouldn't do anything one. Yeah,
okay, I can use my gall bladder.

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I don't think you want to,
though it's pretty important. People get

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it out all the time. Yeah
they can't or you're appendix. But mean,

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do you need your clean I can
get I get here five hundred million

406
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:47.720
tonsils oh million. The only thing
I'll say is I've heard that is incredibly

407
00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:51.440
painful. For that is like one
of the most painful recoveries. I don't

408
00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:56.400
know why tons getting your tonsils out, I'd be willing to risk it.

409
00:28:56.920 --> 00:28:59.759
Do kids do that all the time? Isn't that like a yeah, I

410
00:28:59.759 --> 00:29:03.559
have to be able to be able
to eat ice cream all day done.

411
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:07.240
They can take my wisdom teeth excep. They're already gone. Oh my god,

412
00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:10.640
I'll give them one molar. They
can have one molar, okay,

413
00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:14.519
for one hundred billion, maybe a
submolar really cool, let's be real.

414
00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:18.920
Okay for one molar. How about
how about one million for one molar?

415
00:29:19.359 --> 00:29:22.240
Five million? Okay? Million?
And then because I'll just buy a replacement,

416
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:29.960
then one million, I'll buy a
Veneer. Good idea. They don't

417
00:29:29.960 --> 00:29:33.200
get to dictate that. I can
never get any replacement for it. If

418
00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:34.480
I take give them my arm,
I'm sure as hell getting on prosthetic.

419
00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:37.720
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying like, you wouldn't do it

420
00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:41.200
for just one million? You guys
are I want five million? Those are

421
00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:45.599
crazy willing? You were willing to
massage your dad for seventy five dollars.

422
00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:52.680
I didn't say I know, I
did. I said you did I know?

423
00:29:52.759 --> 00:29:56.160
I did? I know? I
did? All right? Cue the

424
00:29:56.240 --> 00:30:00.640
Rando news music because I have some
stories we need to discuss. Oh boy,

425
00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:07.119
okay, there's a new trend.
I have two new trends, gift

426
00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:12.680
registries, four divorces. That's kind
of dope. You agree with this?

427
00:30:12.880 --> 00:30:17.680
No, I would never give someone
a gift further so pretentious. But listen,

428
00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:23.519
here's the reason. When you split, obviously you split your things as

429
00:30:23.559 --> 00:30:29.079
well, so you are left without
sometimes things. I know, but that's

430
00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:32.440
what this trend is. Here's what
it is. Hey, we're getting married,

431
00:30:32.440 --> 00:30:34.400
can you give us stuff? Hey
we're getting divorced, can you still

432
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:38.519
give us some more stuff? That's
true, but there's like this is like

433
00:30:38.759 --> 00:30:41.279
one of the new things, the
new trends. Okay, let me ask

434
00:30:41.319 --> 00:30:47.640
you this. Oh what I've noticed. I've seen this happen a couple times

435
00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:55.200
in the last month. I just
had someone I know do this. When

436
00:30:55.640 --> 00:31:00.160
someone has a birthday, Do you
think it's appropriate to send someone a gift

437
00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:04.720
registry? No? I don't either. For their birthday, they send out

438
00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:07.400
a gift registry. Yeah, like
they'll say, here, you can buy

439
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:11.759
me something on Amazon. And some
of the stuff is so it was so

440
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:15.359
expensive I could wait, like a
four thousand dollars camera, Like I was

441
00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:18.200
like, if you're an adult,
I don't think you should be asking for

442
00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:22.200
gifts aying no, I don't need
even if someone now if they if someone's

443
00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:25.000
gonna bring you a gift, that's
fine regardless. But if like, if

444
00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:27.039
someone's like what should I get you? You should you must say nothing.

445
00:31:27.039 --> 00:31:30.359
I don't need any. Yeah,
I don't need any to say that.

446
00:31:30.119 --> 00:31:33.920
It should be a long you as
an adult can like ask for gifts.

447
00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:37.480
No is this was this a good
friend of yours or just like a point

448
00:31:38.279 --> 00:31:42.559
were you? Were you? Just
like well when it when it came through,

449
00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:45.960
I was like, oh, this
has got to be a joke because

450
00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:48.960
it was right before April Fool's Day, And so I clicked on the link

451
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:52.599
and it sent you directly to Amazon, and I could not believe the stuff

452
00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:56.039
that was on it. I think
that was a joke. It was not

453
00:31:56.119 --> 00:31:57.599
a joke. No, that takes
a lot of time to prepare registry.

454
00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:05.200
And there was the cheapest thing on
there. Uh, probably are going through

455
00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:07.920
the whole thing. Yeah, probably
a little over one hundred bucks. Did

456
00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:14.519
you buy anything? Hell no,
he barely spends money on themselves. Yeah.

457
00:32:14.599 --> 00:32:17.839
I was like, no way,
there's another new trend. You know

458
00:32:17.880 --> 00:32:23.119
how people are doing that, like
that intermittent fasting thing where they don't eat

459
00:32:23.160 --> 00:32:25.960
after a certain or they don't eat
for twelve hours or whatever. It is

460
00:32:27.160 --> 00:32:31.519
called managed anarexia. Yeah, I
don't eat for twelve days. There's something

461
00:32:31.599 --> 00:32:38.279
now called speech fasting where people try
to avoid talking until noon. Would you

462
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:43.440
like me to do that? What's
the benefit or point of that. It's

463
00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:46.519
going viral because a singer is doing
it to protect her voice. But there's

464
00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:52.640
science that says it can lower your
blood pressure if you are in I guess

465
00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:55.759
it's because you're kind of in a
meditative state because you're not oh my thinking

466
00:32:55.880 --> 00:32:59.200
and talking. This is so great. When she calls me at like six

467
00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:01.039
in the morning, I'll be like, I'm voice fasting. No, you

468
00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:07.039
wouldn't answer. I think Brian already
does that. Don't you speech fast until

469
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:08.839
Yeah, I can tell you.
I could just text you and say I'm

470
00:33:08.839 --> 00:33:13.480
speech fasting for the next week.
I don't. I actually don't talk a

471
00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:16.799
lot in the mornings. I'm getting
ready for Monday's podcast. Please don't call

472
00:33:16.920 --> 00:33:22.880
me. Okay, now we're going
back to the lottery. Now, I

473
00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:29.440
just have I forgot to ask you
this hypothetical, Eric, Yes, I

474
00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:36.200
need to borrow ten dollars because I'm
gonna go buy some lottery tickets. Oh,

475
00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:42.759
I know this is going I hit
it. What do you expect the

476
00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:46.200
ten dollars back? Half the winnings, some of the winnings, nothing.

477
00:33:47.759 --> 00:33:52.680
It depends on the conversation that we
had before. I agree, it's just

478
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:54.960
simply it's after the show. I'm
like, oh, by the way,

479
00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:58.279
Eric, can I borrow ten dollars
real quick? I'm gonna run up to

480
00:33:58.279 --> 00:34:01.880
seven and eleven and buy some lottery
tickets. And we don't have a discussion

481
00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:07.599
that we just that would never happen. Why not? If then I'd ask

482
00:34:07.639 --> 00:34:10.559
for the then I'd just be like, can I have the ten dollars back?

483
00:34:10.760 --> 00:34:15.559
Okay? Let me come on.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't expect to

484
00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:17.960
get it if you weren't. That
would be like I want if I hit

485
00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:22.920
it big with the ten dollars you
loaned me, you'd only want the ten

486
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:28.519
dollars back. Yeah, yeah,
you would not expect me. Okay,

487
00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:31.960
by the way, because I didn't
say I didn't say no, you didn't,

488
00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:36.960
you know, get me some lottery
tickets too, So no, I

489
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:38.719
just want to here's what, here's
what, here's how I at least I

490
00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:42.559
would see it anyone. Anytime anyone
says, can I borrow money? I'm

491
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:44.400
going to play lottery, It's like
ten bucks to say, fine, but

492
00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:46.519
how much do I am I getting
if you win? And then we negotiate

493
00:34:46.559 --> 00:34:50.320
what I'm going to get if they
win with my money? So that's my

494
00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:55.639
interest rate, and you know typically
it's a lot higher than individual investment.

495
00:34:55.679 --> 00:35:00.800
But you know, is this an
agreement? Is this? Is this legal

496
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:04.159
because you had this talk? Of
course, not I would make if we

497
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:07.639
had that discussion, I'd make you
sign your name in blood before you walked

498
00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:09.920
out of that Roman. I asked
to crick your finger and be like sign

499
00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:13.320
it. I'd asked for like ten
percent, Like I want ten percent of

500
00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:15.119
what you get. By the way, you guys know me, I'd give

501
00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:19.360
like I'd give you guys tons of
money. I'd give you money too.

502
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:21.519
I know you would. I know
you I wouldn't, but I know you

503
00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:23.800
wouldn't. I'd give I would ask
for ten percent if you borrow money from

504
00:35:23.800 --> 00:35:27.199
me and won the lottery. I
mean, she's already in the will.

505
00:35:27.320 --> 00:35:30.079
If we didn't have the conversation.
Then I would just ask for my ten

506
00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:35.840
dollars back. Okay, now here
are things that are overpriced, but are

507
00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:40.239
they totally worth it? I'll be
the judge of that. Divorce is number

508
00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:45.400
ten. Let me tell you something. Is it overpriced but worth it?

509
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:52.559
Okay? I when I I did
it the wrong way so hard, because

510
00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:57.599
when I got divorced, it was
very contentious and it was we you know,

511
00:35:57.679 --> 00:36:00.719
obviously we wanted to hurt each other
because we were hurt, you know.

512
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:06.039
And so I hired this shark of
a lawyer, and I the bills

513
00:36:06.280 --> 00:36:10.280
added up like an all of a
sudden. I was thousands and thousands and

514
00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:15.079
thousands of dollars like not in debt, but that's what I owed. Like

515
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:19.280
I was paying like two grand a
month, oh my god, to pay

516
00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:23.639
off just in just as a payment. No, they didn't even cover it,

517
00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:27.719
Oh my god. At one point, and I'm like, this is

518
00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:32.880
not this is mediation divorce. I
don't agree with that. Divorce is overpriced?

519
00:36:32.920 --> 00:36:37.400
Do it? Don't get just do
mediation if you If you're doing that,

520
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:40.519
well, divorce expense anyways, because
you're giving up assets. It sucks.

521
00:36:40.519 --> 00:36:46.360
Okay, A solid warm winter coat
is that worth. Is that worth

522
00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:50.800
like two hundred bucks in San Diego? No? But generally speaking, yeah,

523
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:52.159
yeah, I know. Do we
ever? You know I have like

524
00:36:52.199 --> 00:36:57.159
coats in the garage that I've never
given a jacket all spend money on there

525
00:36:57.159 --> 00:37:00.480
you go, same thing. I
just spent money on it. Jacket from

526
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:07.840
where my Carlerfeld one? Is it
a is it a like a laser or

527
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:09.719
I didn't show it to you yet. Does it have sparkles on the back?

528
00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:15.039
No? No, that's the Alexander
McQueen. Okay, I like that

529
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:19.199
one. That one's cool. What
is this like a dinner jacket? Or

530
00:37:19.800 --> 00:37:22.559
is this a leather jacket? No, bomber jacket. I'll show it to

531
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:29.400
you all right. How about premium
wireless noise canceling headphones worth the money?

532
00:37:30.239 --> 00:37:37.760
Experiences? Yes, totally. Yeah. Dental care yes, boy, I

533
00:37:37.800 --> 00:37:44.639
need a couple things done, and
it's like thousands. Make sure, listen,

534
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:46.800
I want you to make sure that
if we're if we're going to be

535
00:37:47.719 --> 00:37:52.119
living together and feeding each other and
everything, you have a full set of

536
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:53.280
teeth. I don't care what you
need to do. A hole in one

537
00:37:53.320 --> 00:37:58.239
am I tell me that, And
they told me that I might need a

538
00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:01.719
tooth replacement. I know, I
don't want them to pull the tooth,

539
00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:07.480
but I start eating a stop drinking
a red Bull, Well that's sugar free.

540
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:10.280
It wasn't the red bull. It
was my gummy bear phase. That's

541
00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:17.840
what screwed me. Air Conditioning,
Yes, hiring movers worth the money,

542
00:38:19.159 --> 00:38:23.800
Yep, it's insane. A quality
mattress, a quality pillow, a quality

543
00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:30.159
sofa, Yes, But I would
if you're gonna, if you're gonna like

544
00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:32.400
skimp on one of those things,
I would say that the sofa mean too.

545
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:38.559
Well. No, not necessarily,
because I had a sofa from CB

546
00:38:38.679 --> 00:38:45.920
two, that high end furniture company. It's like a high end that I

547
00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:47.360
don't even know what it is.
Remember it was at my old place,

548
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:53.519
the blue one. It was so
uncomfortable I couldn't wait to get rid of

549
00:38:53.559 --> 00:39:00.519
it. This couch amazon most comfortable. I sleep on it all the time.

550
00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:02.280
Okay, this couch is not that
comfortable. It truly is. I

551
00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:07.599
sleep all right, But it's for
the money. Which was it for two?

552
00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:08.920
Okay? So this is this,
This is the love seat. But

553
00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:14.360
I have a bigger one that matches
for both. Eight hundred for both of

554
00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:17.079
these eight hundred, Yes, did
you have to build me yourself? It

555
00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:20.519
was the easiest thing. It was
like you slide thing one, and you

556
00:39:20.559 --> 00:39:22.599
slide to this other thing. You
slide the other things and then eight hundred

557
00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:25.679
I don't know seriously, I mean
it's like fake leather, but that doesn't

558
00:39:25.719 --> 00:39:30.719
matter. And then finally good comfortable
shoes and socks. Oh yeah, i'd

559
00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:35.679
scamp scamp, yeah, depending on
what their purpose. The purpose, Yes,

560
00:39:35.719 --> 00:39:38.480
because you have no idea you start
walking somewhere near and uncomfortable shoes.

561
00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:42.400
Oh, because you do a lot
of walking. So yeah, that that

562
00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:45.159
I don't know. That I that
I wouldn't know because I don't walk very

563
00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:51.159
much except for when I walked the
dog. Okay, so now, first

564
00:39:51.239 --> 00:39:55.079
dates over video now more popular than
first dates in person. No, no,

565
00:39:57.920 --> 00:40:01.760
so apparently. A poll of people
under thirty years old found first dates

566
00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:06.920
over video now more popular in person. Sixty five percent of people under the

567
00:40:06.960 --> 00:40:10.400
age of thirty would rather do their
first date via zoom and get to know

568
00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:15.920
a person or via like FaceTime.
Okay, if it's a FaceTime call before

569
00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:19.199
your first date, that I actually
would recommend. But zoom, that's weird.

570
00:40:19.639 --> 00:40:22.400
It's more efficient, it's cheaper than
a real date, and a lot

571
00:40:22.440 --> 00:40:25.000
of young people feel in intimidated face
to face. Now, is that true?

572
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:30.079
Yes, because everybody does everything online. So I have been on a

573
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:34.639
first date in a long time.
But I think probably if you haven't met

574
00:40:34.639 --> 00:40:37.719
the person in if you haven't met
them in person yet, maybe FaceTime first

575
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:40.159
is the idea. Yeah, please
make sure you're not getting caffished, true,

576
00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:45.679
because that's a thing now. Obviously, we have a new sleep hack

577
00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:52.119
if you have trouble sleeping. Apparently, what you do is you wrap your

578
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:55.840
hoodie around your entire head and then
wrap the arms of the hoodie under your

579
00:40:55.920 --> 00:41:00.679
chin to keep it on. And
that is better than a sleep mask.

580
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:08.039
So you could just strangle yourself apparently
in the front. What's wrong with just

581
00:41:08.239 --> 00:41:14.159
putting a pillow over somebody's face.
Also, I think sleep masks are underrated.

582
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:19.400
They're great. I've never I have
one. I've never once used it.

583
00:41:19.480 --> 00:41:21.719
I've only used them a couple of
times, but there is something comforting

584
00:41:21.719 --> 00:41:23.519
about them. Do you use one? I have one, but I've never

585
00:41:23.639 --> 00:41:28.559
used it, Like, I've never
tried it. I tried it once and

586
00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:32.719
it kept it kept. I have
to tell you what I just bought because

587
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:37.079
I think I realized something. Oh
my god, Oh my god. And

588
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:38.960
I bought it for my son too, because he suffers from this. What

589
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:45.000
Okay, I saw this on Instagram
and I'm like, oh boy, Well,

590
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:47.639
first of all, I woke up. I've been waking up recently.

591
00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:52.239
This is really embarrassing. This is
really really embarrassing. I can't believe I'm

592
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:57.800
telling you this. No, I'm
telling you I'm never ever ever going to

593
00:41:57.880 --> 00:42:05.239
get a date after this waking up
the period period. Oh so I think

594
00:42:05.440 --> 00:42:09.239
I'm a mouth breather at night.
Oh no, the mouth tape. There's

595
00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:15.119
stuff. There's a mouth tape called
hostage tape. Hostage tape. Yes,

596
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:19.760
and so you can get this whole
sleep pack where you get this thing that

597
00:42:19.840 --> 00:42:23.719
you breathe in your nose. It's
like it's like menthol and then you put

598
00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:29.360
I got Charlie because Charlie's a mouth
breather too. Sorry, Charlotte is out

599
00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:31.719
of him. I got him the
nose strips, and then I got us

600
00:42:31.760 --> 00:42:37.719
both the mouth tape. I wake
up every time. The tape is like

601
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:44.960
stuck to my forehead. But like
I got at least it's pink. It's

602
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:49.280
not like black. I got Charlie
Black hostage mouth tape. I have mouth

603
00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:52.920
tape at night because I sleep I'm
a mouth and I was. I went

604
00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:59.079
and got that nose tape and no, it was terrible. The first morning

605
00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:01.760
I woke up, I was like, where is it? And it was

606
00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:07.719
wrapped around my big toe, that
album. And then that like, the

607
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:10.199
second night I tried it, it
was on my it stuck to my back,

608
00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:14.239
and then the third night it was
on the headboard. I just threw

609
00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:16.519
it away. I am a nosed
either, and it's better, I know,

610
00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:20.599
but like, oh my god.
So anyway, my nose is stuff

611
00:43:20.599 --> 00:43:22.519
though, you know, sometimes you
gotta be a mouth for either. Yeah,

612
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:24.840
and then you wake up and your
tongues all dry and yeah, horrible

613
00:43:24.920 --> 00:43:29.280
one. Oh my god. Okay, and finally we're gonna end with just

614
00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:32.400
a couple of questions. We're gonna
play the question game. Alrighty, play

615
00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:37.400
a couple of little a little bit
of music. Interesting questions. I don't

616
00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:45.239
know, just play something. No, not like that one, not that

617
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:50.960
one. What are all these buttons? That's fine? The question game?

618
00:43:51.239 --> 00:44:00.960
Okay, what is the single most
unbelievable thing you've ever witnessed, ever witnessed

619
00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:08.159
I'm sure I'll go first. I
now this is gonna seem like a cop

620
00:44:08.199 --> 00:44:16.360
out, but it's truly was incredible
and it's not unbelievable. But to me,

621
00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:22.519
it was unbelievable when they handed when
they well they didn't actually hand me

622
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:25.079
my son because he was he had
to go to surgery right away. But

623
00:44:25.119 --> 00:44:30.440
when he showed me, when they
showed me my son, when he came

624
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:35.119
out of my stomach the first time, I was like, there is a

625
00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:39.000
god, that is this is a
gift from God? Where did this being

626
00:44:39.159 --> 00:44:46.280
come from? Like it was the
most incredible I know, but just experiencing

627
00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:52.440
that, I can't it just like
was mind blowing to me. That was

628
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:57.320
the most incredible thing, wholesome answer. I'm sorry, it just was the

629
00:44:57.320 --> 00:45:00.599
first answer. I know, I
know, I'm but that's the answer.

630
00:45:01.119 --> 00:45:05.039
Well, do you guys have an
answer? Some think unbelievable. I have

631
00:45:05.119 --> 00:45:07.360
no clue. I also have a
terrible memory, though I know you never

632
00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:10.840
have any That's why sometimes I give
you guys these questions ahead of time and

633
00:45:10.880 --> 00:45:15.719
you still don't have an answer.
Do you have anything unbelievable that you've witnessed?

634
00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:20.760
You've witnessed like what, well,
I don't even know if I've ever

635
00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:23.559
told you this story, because I
don't think it's ever come up. But

636
00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:30.800
when I was modeling, I had
come back to San Diego from I think

637
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:34.440
I had been in New York or
I don't even remember where I was,

638
00:45:35.079 --> 00:45:39.400
and I was going to another I
was back in San Diego and I was

639
00:45:39.400 --> 00:45:44.800
on the Eight. And this was
back in the late eighties early nineties,

640
00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:46.639
and there was a lot of freeway
shootings going on. I don't know if

641
00:45:46.679 --> 00:45:53.159
you remember that. There was people
getting shot at on the freeway. And

642
00:45:53.199 --> 00:46:00.880
I was in my car and I
heard this pop and then shattering, and

643
00:46:04.480 --> 00:46:09.559
there was It happened so fast,
and there was a car to my right,

644
00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:14.639
and there was a there was a
guy in the driver's seat, a

645
00:46:14.639 --> 00:46:16.400
guy in the passenger seat, and
a guy in the back seat, and

646
00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:21.599
he was leaning out and he had
a gun and he had shot through my

647
00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:27.840
back window. It missed me,
it went through, dude. Yeah,

648
00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:37.760
And I duck down and just I
couldn't believe I didn't hit somebody or get

649
00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:42.039
hit. And I just slammed my
brakes on and just started to like go

650
00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:44.840
over to the side of the road. I was on the eight going East

651
00:46:45.599 --> 00:46:51.280
and they sped off and it was
before cell phones, so I drove to

652
00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:55.800
my parents' house and called the police. And I was the third person in

653
00:46:55.960 --> 00:47:01.360
like four days that was shot at
in one person and had died. And

654
00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:06.440
never forget that. Yeah, and
it was killed by like a serial killer.

655
00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:09.559
That was crazy. I don't know
if they ever caught the person that

656
00:47:09.639 --> 00:47:13.639
did it. That is so scary
are the people that did it. But

657
00:47:13.760 --> 00:47:21.239
I'm so lucky. I will never
forget that. Uh what instantly turned your

658
00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:28.239
rage meter up to a thousand?
How long have we got this question?

659
00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:35.119
I know, okay, I'm sorry
if you're one of these people, I

660
00:47:35.199 --> 00:47:40.199
really am. But when you are
riding your bicycle in those little bike shirts

661
00:47:42.079 --> 00:47:45.800
and the little tight shirt that have
little pockets with like the little like logo

662
00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:50.360
because you're sponsored, and the little
thin wheels on the bike, and you're

663
00:47:50.639 --> 00:47:55.559
in the road in front of me, I get so mad. I do

664
00:47:55.639 --> 00:48:00.880
not like bicyclists. I don't mind, except when they're is a bike cleane

665
00:48:00.920 --> 00:48:01.880
or there is room for them to
be on the side of the road and

666
00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:07.400
they still insist on being blocking traffic. If there's no room, what can

667
00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:08.360
you do? But there are sometimes
there is room, and they're like,

668
00:48:09.239 --> 00:48:13.199
I'd rather you just go on the
sidewalk, like they can't. Actually,

669
00:48:13.199 --> 00:48:15.480
I think that's against the lot.
Well, so anyway, okay, don't

670
00:48:15.480 --> 00:48:21.239
get me started. What oh,
here we go. What's what's what gets

671
00:48:21.280 --> 00:48:24.960
your rage meter up to one?
Thing? Yeah? Got his fingers out.

672
00:48:25.159 --> 00:48:30.760
I know. I was ready to
start the countdown mountn entitlement. Oh,

673
00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:38.039
entitlement drives me insane. Same,
I can't stand it. Same.

674
00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:47.440
Best fast food item period? Go
oh god, come on, guys,

675
00:48:47.480 --> 00:48:52.360
audience. Some type of sauce either
from raising canes in and out or chick

676
00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:53.440
fl a one of those three.
It's it's one of their sauce. It's

677
00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:59.320
a sauce. It's the best thing
from a fast food restaurant. What was

678
00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:02.920
the question again? Best fast food
item? They're ever Peter McDonald's French fries.

679
00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:07.920
Thank you fries. Boom. Here's
the thing. They don't pass the

680
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:12.800
sniff test because if you let a
McDonald's fries sit for longer than five minutes,

681
00:49:12.880 --> 00:49:15.320
they suck. They're disgusting. That's
why I eat them if I have

682
00:49:16.920 --> 00:49:22.039
to. But if the fry being
good is conditional on your ability to eat

683
00:49:22.079 --> 00:49:25.440
it fast enough, it's disqualified.
Any French fry is bad if it gets

684
00:49:25.800 --> 00:49:30.000
lukewarm. Yes, yes, exhibit
to Chick fil a fries used to work

685
00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:32.280
there. We have some left fries. I eat them. They're not great

686
00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:36.039
when they're cold, but they are
still pretty edible and they're not even that

687
00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:40.519
bad. Those are my second favorite. Those fries are not good. Okay,

688
00:49:40.559 --> 00:49:45.719
Oh they're so good. I like
what you guys are. That's why

689
00:49:45.719 --> 00:49:52.159
we're soulmates. Yes, that's roast
chick fries are the best. And right

690
00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:54.880
now, you know what, that
sounds really good. Maybe we'll do that

691
00:49:55.119 --> 00:49:59.199
soon in a minute. It's really
good. A minute. Okay, what

692
00:49:59.440 --> 00:50:07.559
is the nicest thing somebody's ever said
to you? I had a teacher in

693
00:50:07.679 --> 00:50:10.960
high school tell me that I had
the most beautiful blue eyes she'd ever seen.

694
00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:15.559
Really, and you remember that I
do. And that's the most she

695
00:50:15.760 --> 00:50:19.320
was the French teacher. Yeah,
oh my god. And that's stuck with

696
00:50:19.440 --> 00:50:22.199
you. That really must have been
important to you. It was very nice.

697
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:25.519
I was very shy school. You
were, oh, very and not

698
00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:30.440
popular. Wait when and then Marla
came into play and then you guys were

699
00:50:30.480 --> 00:50:31.920
like, all, well, we
we knew each other before that. But

700
00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:36.880
when I went to from junior high
to high school, I was I wasn't

701
00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:39.000
popular in high school till my senior
year. Oh okay, yeah, I

702
00:50:39.199 --> 00:50:45.559
was super quiet. And then you
got and then you got hot because then

703
00:50:45.599 --> 00:50:50.719
you became a model. You went
through your your ugly dog. I definitely

704
00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:54.159
did, for sure, Brian.
What is the nicest thing somebody's ever said

705
00:50:54.199 --> 00:51:00.599
to you? And you're short years
of compliments? Oh my one, Yes,

706
00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:04.320
that's hard one to pick out.
I'm not sure. Actually, I

707
00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:07.960
think the nicest thing that somebody's ever
said to me is you thank you for

708
00:51:07.039 --> 00:51:12.079
saving my life? That's okay,
Laura always going for the dramatic, wholesome

709
00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:15.039
one. Yeah, nobody. Well, I'm not gonna I mean like humble

710
00:51:15.119 --> 00:51:20.840
brag, not humble brag. Maybe
it was the time that I saved someone's

711
00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:24.000
life, not like like our saved
someone from choking, but like you know,

712
00:51:24.320 --> 00:51:28.000
sobriety thing. Yeah, sobriety thing, like I walked them through.

713
00:51:28.239 --> 00:51:31.239
That's the best one, that's for
sure for sure. And uh, I

714
00:51:31.400 --> 00:51:37.159
don't know, Okay, this will
be different. What song takes you back

715
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:43.039
to your childhood? Immediately? Love
to Love You Baby by Donna Summer I've

716
00:51:43.079 --> 00:51:46.039
got two. Okay, this will
be good because this will be like us

717
00:51:46.199 --> 00:51:52.480
in like when we're like in our
thirties forties. Really because my answer is

718
00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:57.159
living on a Prayer by bon Jovie. Oh my god, it's childhood.

719
00:51:57.599 --> 00:52:01.519
It was my senior year in high
school or something, I think, or

720
00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:07.920
the Newsboys, which are like a
Christian but they were actually surprisingly good.

721
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:12.119
But mine is and it reminds me
of being I would think. I was

722
00:52:12.199 --> 00:52:17.000
like eight or nine or ten in
the backseat of Stacy's mom's Volvo and she

723
00:52:17.079 --> 00:52:23.400
had this scratchy yes I remember,
on the way to the beach and it

724
00:52:23.519 --> 00:52:30.000
was Bonnie what is her name?
Totally clips Tyler, Yes, totally you.

725
00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:37.360
She's still recording, she's still recording
albums. Yeah. And it was

726
00:52:37.440 --> 00:52:45.960
the longest music video ever made.
Yeah. I don't even think you know

727
00:52:46.039 --> 00:52:49.159
the words. How do you know? You know this? I know the

728
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:52.440
song? Wow. It will only
be making things right because we'll never be

729
00:52:52.599 --> 00:53:05.719
wrong. We're going on to night. I was gonna stop. Did you

730
00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:08.039
say we're going to murder tonight?
No? No, said, I don't

731
00:53:08.039 --> 00:53:12.000
know what I said? Oh my
god? All right? Do you want

732
00:53:12.039 --> 00:53:14.519
one more? Sure? One more? All right? What do you always

733
00:53:14.559 --> 00:53:21.519
buy online everything? At this point, I know vitamins. Vitamins actually my

734
00:53:21.599 --> 00:53:23.519
viamins like the one thing I buy
in person because I never purposely buy my

735
00:53:23.559 --> 00:53:25.519
just go I should get that.
Oh yeah, I know, like when

736
00:53:25.519 --> 00:53:30.840
you're Walgreens or something. I don't
know. Me. It's pretty much everything,

737
00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:35.239
except for when I go to my
favorite Ross and go on that little

738
00:53:35.280 --> 00:53:37.400
treasure hunt. Oh my god,
let's go to Ross and then I'm Chick

739
00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:40.679
fil a right now? Oh my
god, do that We're going to Chick

740
00:53:40.719 --> 00:53:45.400
fil av Ross run. Okay,
that sounds like so much fun. Yes,

741
00:53:45.679 --> 00:53:50.599
actually I'm going home. I have
to tell you guys know I got

742
00:53:50.639 --> 00:53:54.280
that vibe to Yeah. He was
like, yeah, of course, vibe.

743
00:53:54.760 --> 00:53:59.800
I would love to. Hell,
no, I'm doing it, totally

744
00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:02.039
do it. I don't. It's
no, I'm not going to go home

745
00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:07.440
after this, so I'll go with
your work tomorrow or anything. There was

746
00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:12.639
a total positive eye. He's like, yeah, should I wear this hair?

747
00:54:13.519 --> 00:54:20.280
Yeah, let's go. Okay,
good, let's do that. I

748
00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:25.079
want to tell everybody how we prepared
for Tuesday show. So I was I

749
00:54:25.239 --> 00:54:30.840
had to run some errands and I
called Laura, of course, and if

750
00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:34.599
she doesn't answer. I just keep
calling her until she picks up, and

751
00:54:36.079 --> 00:54:37.920
she said, where are you,
I said, Cournie Mason. She goes,

752
00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:39.920
oh, I'm just getting off work, so i'll meet you there.

753
00:54:40.679 --> 00:54:45.400
I said, great. So she
goes meet me at Ross Dress for Less.

754
00:54:45.400 --> 00:54:50.719
So I walk in and we we
are kind of walking around doing our

755
00:54:50.760 --> 00:54:53.639
own thing, and then I come
over to her and she's got an armful

756
00:54:53.800 --> 00:54:58.679
of outfits and I said, and
she's looking. She goes, oh,

757
00:54:59.719 --> 00:55:02.679
she was holding one. And I'm
all, that is absolutely hideous, Like

758
00:55:04.280 --> 00:55:07.960
you're not wearing that. She goes, no, but you are, so

759
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:10.719
we you know. She's like,
I gotta we gotta get you a little

760
00:55:10.800 --> 00:55:15.559
something for the show. We go
to the dressing room and she's of course

761
00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:20.840
it's a guy, and she says
to the guy, he needs to try

762
00:55:20.880 --> 00:55:22.760
on these dresses. And I'm all, it's for a bit at work,

763
00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:28.400
like it's you know, I'm totally
like trying to batpedal, and and the

764
00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:30.599
guy was so nice. He goes, you can go ahead and go on

765
00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:32.440
in with him. Yeah, so
I was in the men's dressing. He's

766
00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:37.119
like, it's fine shirt, ma'am. Yeah, I don't know what.

767
00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:42.400
Yeah, what's what's your pronoun?
First problem was I was in sweats,

768
00:55:42.400 --> 00:55:45.480
I had no underwear on, and
I'm trying on dresses. Oh my god,

769
00:55:45.519 --> 00:55:50.400
that's silvery one with the feathers.
No, the slit went so far

770
00:55:50.559 --> 00:55:53.360
up to the to the crotch that
Laura's like, can you stand up straight?

771
00:55:53.400 --> 00:55:57.760
And I'm all, hell no,
I cannot. Right on the one

772
00:55:57.800 --> 00:56:00.800
that looked like it was so bad, and the flowery one that looked like

773
00:56:00.840 --> 00:56:05.920
you were. I was told that
I looked like Missus Roper. Yes,

774
00:56:06.079 --> 00:56:08.480
that's perfect, that's a perfect description. Yeah. I was like, you

775
00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:10.480
know, you look like Missus Roper. And I thought it was one of

776
00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:17.719
the funniest things I've ever heard.
And I realized that Britney Spears had been

777
00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:21.119
doing a video, so I just
posted who wore it better? And she

778
00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:23.199
wore like just about the same exactly. I was told that I wore it

779
00:56:23.320 --> 00:56:28.239
much better than she did. You
actually looked better in it than she did,

780
00:56:28.360 --> 00:56:30.079
And now I'm not I'm not pulling
your chain. And it was the

781
00:56:30.199 --> 00:56:34.119
same dress, it was just a
different color. Truly. Yeah, it

782
00:56:34.280 --> 00:56:37.199
was hilarious. So let's do it
again. You want to do it again?

783
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:40.920
Oh my god? I can't wait. It was really funny. But

784
00:56:42.559 --> 00:56:46.280
oh, this was the worst part. Where we finished this and we both

785
00:56:46.760 --> 00:56:53.039
select this you know that blue number. Yeah, we're walking through and Laura

786
00:56:53.480 --> 00:56:57.239
Laura was had like some stuff in
her hands. She's like, oh,

787
00:56:57.280 --> 00:56:59.559
I just want to dump this and
go. And she's like, oh,

788
00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:04.719
but we need to buy you your
dress. There's an older man walking by

789
00:57:04.880 --> 00:57:10.039
us with a shopping cart who looks
at me like I was the scum of

790
00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:15.480
the earth. And then she's looking
at hoodies and I'm all, Nope,

791
00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:17.320
you're not getting it. Nope,
you're not getting it. So I've determined

792
00:57:17.360 --> 00:57:21.760
that I should probably come shopping with
you all the time. Oh yes,

793
00:57:21.920 --> 00:57:22.840
yes, because I'd be like,
no, you're not getting it. I

794
00:57:22.960 --> 00:57:25.440
know. I'd like I need another
hoodie, like I need a hole in

795
00:57:25.480 --> 00:57:30.599
the head. Yeah. And he
literally makes a point to push his car

796
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:35.800
his cart by me and just stare
at me. That was so fun.

797
00:57:35.960 --> 00:57:37.119
We can do it again. But
by the way, like, don't get

798
00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:40.920
too close you might catch it,
I know, right, Like what's I

799
00:57:40.960 --> 00:57:44.360
was like, what makes you think
that I enjoy wearing dresses? Like I

800
00:57:44.519 --> 00:57:49.000
was like, this is a nightmare
for me, Like this is the worst

801
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:51.800
thing, Like, I think you
probably had to bleep out half the words

802
00:57:51.840 --> 00:57:53.679
I said, you are. You
probably are a little more comfortable than most

803
00:57:53.920 --> 00:57:57.679
men would be. Oh my god, no, it's it's the worst thing.

804
00:57:57.880 --> 00:58:00.519
Like, yeah, he was not
to point out that when you had

805
00:58:00.559 --> 00:58:05.639
all those clothes in your kitchen,
he was happily trying them all. Oh,

806
00:58:05.840 --> 00:58:07.880
yeah, I was. I thought
it was great. You are correct,

807
00:58:08.159 --> 00:58:12.280
yes, yes, And I was
shocked that I could fit into the

808
00:58:12.320 --> 00:58:16.480
same size that I know you are. She's a big woman. Marla texted

809
00:58:16.519 --> 00:58:20.079
me and she goes, what size
are you? I can't believe you fit

810
00:58:20.199 --> 00:58:22.920
into that dress. I said a
double zero. She said, yeah,

811
00:58:23.039 --> 00:58:28.039
keep telling yourself that it was a
junior size. It was, so there

812
00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:31.000
we go. Good boy, you
look at you. I know. All

813
00:58:31.079 --> 00:58:34.960
right, Okay, let's go.
We gotta go. We gotta cut this

814
00:58:35.119 --> 00:58:39.960
out. Yeah, we gotta get
a Chick fil a again. Thank you

815
00:58:40.039 --> 00:58:46.079
for watching this week. We apologize
deeply for Monday slash Tuesdays the last episode.

816
00:58:46.320 --> 00:58:51.400
What are you talking about? That
was great because you can't unsee what

817
00:58:51.519 --> 00:58:55.840
you saw. You cannot un it's
out there forever now for you've you've seen

818
00:58:55.920 --> 00:59:00.039
me in my underwear. I know. I know, dude, you stood

819
00:59:00.119 --> 00:59:05.320
up. That's all I'm saying.
We might have to pixelate that. I

820
00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:08.400
might have to go pixelate that after
the fact. Oh no, no,

821
00:59:08.840 --> 00:59:14.719
Now we're gonna have to market like
explicit. Well I was sitting down.

822
00:59:14.880 --> 00:59:19.840
No, I made you stand up. Remember, Oh all right, the

823
00:59:19.960 --> 00:59:22.199
things I do for this show,
I know. I love you. I

824
00:59:22.280 --> 00:59:24.920
love you all right. Thank you
so much for listening and watching, and

825
00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:29.920
we love you and love your podcast. I love you. Oh god,

826
00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:34.480
that was funny Brian, because he
always does that and it's very very annoying

827
00:59:34.719 --> 00:59:38.400
your podcast. Oh there we go, my sweet babies. Bye bye,