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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to The Padulah Show. The Padula Show.

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This is episode two seventy, Yes, Episode two seventy YouTube, Roku,

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rumble X, Instagram. Hey what
can I say? Two ndred seventy

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episodes, ten years. Please share, like, comment, and sub for

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free. We all need a laugh. We are consumable. Nonsense. You

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don't believe me? Why here it
goes? This is a joke, Halloween

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joke for my friends, a cool
world order. Why does it Dracula have

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a lot of friends. It's because
he's a pain in the neck. Excuse

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me, Yeah, paint in a
neck and guess who's not a pain in

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the neck. That's right vs.
Three? Changing away you watch TV,

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NFL, college football, w NBA
basketball, spiritual things, cultural things,

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entertainment things. Grab that ro acoustic, Ladies and gentlemen, and check out

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bistory, changing the way you watch
TV. I'm so happy, so excited

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to be affiliated with Ben in the
Klan. While it's been fourteen she's been

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fourteen. It's been fourteen days since
I don't know when. No, it's

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been four years from history. Hey, that's not your bad. Since I

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saw her with my best friend do
you know what I mean? Hey,

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I'm sorry. I just saw her
yesterday. I just saw her, got

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nothing to say. Do you know
what I mean? No, I don't

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know what you mean. Yes I
do. I'm sorry. I apologize.

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Wow, I'm excited because my teacher
when I was young, she told me

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I'm never reminded to anything because I
procrastinate so much. You know what I

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told her? Just you wait,
that's right. Horse barks into a bar,

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the bark fenders says, hey,
the horse says sure, that's right.

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You're gonna say shure too when you
listen to my good friend Pamela Parker

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Rocks check her out on YouTube on
Instagram along with I mean, she's great.

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Her whole band, the whole sound
fantastic like Mikey g On on FCC

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Free Radio promo shorts right, Mikey
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on Instagram. And I already told
you about my friendship wal Order. Yes,

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I did, I know. Stop
Padula stopped on your jokes. You're

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stupid. We don't want to hear
it anymore. I got a day job.

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I got news for you people,
all right. I did get a

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day job and I got one last
week. Is a tailor? Yeah,

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it's so so yeah. Anyway,
I just saw her yesterday. I just

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saw her. Got enough into say
everybody, come on, just yeah,

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just you know about it, Bob, Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah? I do know what you
mean about adopting. You know, people

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adopt pets, right, and I
adopted a homing pitcher. I can't remember

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its name. Man, I'm sure
I'll come back to me. Oh.

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Man, Hey, if you're adopting
any type of an animal, before you

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adopted or after you adopt, stop
at Bucks, Car Cigars, Great Variety

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Cigars, a voland Pennsylvania my man, Bobby Petty, and also get a

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drink from Deryn Distilleries again with my
friend out in valand Pa. Bobby p

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Great place is great variety, great
price is great service. It's great,

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great, great, great. Wow. You can see have a lot of

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energy. I'll tell you when I
have a lot of energy, I go

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to the gym. That's right,
I weren't God. In fact, I

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went last try to pick up my
game a little bit, and I asked

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my trainer. I says, can
you teach me how to do splits?

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He says, sure, how flexible? Are you? I said, I

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can't make it on Tuesdays. I
just saw her yesterday. Come on,

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everybody, I just saw her.
Got nothing to say, you know what

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I mean? Come on anyway?
H Well, I don't know. I'm

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very excited, because well I shouldn't
be excited. You know. When I

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think about my father, I try
to be happy and just think about the

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good things about him, and then
just realizing he was such a heavy drinker.

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And I told you about that about
my father. Yeah, when he

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blew on the birthday cake, he
lit the candles. Hey, do you

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know what I mean? Okay,
listen, ladies and gentlemen, when you

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wake up in the morning, right, don't step on my blue straight each

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now. Sorry, I went too
far with this stuff. When you wake

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up in the morning, please please
please, just just open your eyes and

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have gratitude, positive attitude, enjoy
your friends, your family, and don't

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you ever forget to laugh. The
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thank you for watching. And I
know you know what I mean.