In the year twenty seven fourteen, a new squad of Opera Davis was chosen
by the College of Illusion. These fools promptly went on to frustrate their DM
at every opportunity. Today, still working together because really, who else would
work with them? They survive as adventurers of fortune. If you have a
problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the Second Breakfast Club. Tony Kinney as Eddie Falzoni,
Jess Owen as a deer a Glow, Michael Cole as Urag and Jesse
Wicks as Bill Crilliance, Nico Rodriguez as your DM. Welcome back to the
continuing Tales of a Fool's Quest, all right, So you head towards the
barracks. As you get there. Before you get to the barracks, you
see a goliath out there telling some orders to a couple other guardsmen, and
then they take off, and he's wearing some marks of the captain. So
he's got a patch sewn in and he's a he's a goliath. He's got
long red hair, and he's got a giant battle axe strapped to his flowing
red hair. Yeah, it's gorgeous. As you walk near him, you
hear a chorus of angels and and yeah nice, Oh yeah, I was
a stuff cart and hot down and excuse me, captain. Oh yeah,
hello there there. My name's Eddy fell Zone. And well we're here on
official business from the college. We're not we're just passing through, but I
just want to let you know we're around. Oh, that's fantastic news.
I'm Delbert and Delbert mcclintlock. Delbert mcclintlock. And how long will you be
staying here? Probably just a day, But you know, like I said,
we just we thought it'd be polite to let you know we're around if
you happen to need anything from people of our persuasion or anything like that.
Oh, I mean, we have a couple of illusionists here already, but
it's always nice to have more here from the college. Yeah. Are you
going through the woods? That's the plan, unless unless you know of a
reason we shouldn't. I mean, there are plenty of reasons not to go
in there. That's a dangerous place. People die in there. Well not,
but what's the alternative? Go back to the city. I mean,
I don't know what you're doing here. Why are you You said you're just
passing through official business. Yeah, I'll fill in when we're we're going to
pick pick up some enchanted goods. Oh, okay, for the for the
college there, so you know we kind of got to go through. Yeah,
sure, how are you doing on rations? We can kind of help
stock you up before you go, yes, please, Yeah, it wouldn't
hurt the to refill our stocks a bit. That's a mighty nice acts you
got there, same to you. Thinks you don't look are you two feeling
all right? You ladies? You you okay? You don't look so great.
Oh, they got poisoned a little bit. I think they haven't been
feeling good. It might just be allergies building you say it with allergies.
Yeah, they're just playing it out. It's fine. It was the red
flowers. Feel wouldn't hurt. It wouldn't hurt to see an alchemists as soon
as we canned. Oh yeah, I mean we've got some stuff here to
help with poison. Was it was it spider about them? It was the
flowers. Oh, the red flowers. He went through a flower patch.
Yeah, there's bees and balloons and vomit, vomit, and vomit. Yeah,
let me uh, I'll tell you what before you guys head out,
stop back here tomorrow or today or tonight or whatever. I'll have a couple
of vials pulled out for you. He'll make you feel better, wondrous,
much obliged cat. Yeah, do be careful though in the forest. There
are some other types of spiders in there that have venoms that can't really be
cured. If you know what I'm getting that, I'm not sure I do.
Oh of the fatal kind oh oh yeah, Like you don't live once
they bite you. Now I understand, Like, if they get you and
it gets into your bloodstre going to perish? Is that a fire? Mike
actually looked actually point all the time when I'm talking. I'm like, over
there, I'm actually pointing. It's nothing. There's nothing but about a point.
I don't know why I do. And every time Mike's like yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, that's we're immersed. What do these spiders look
like? Oh well, I mean there are a few different kinds of spiders,
so uh, there's like wolf spiders and huntsmen spiders and transport into a
large version of I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't
like that. I U. I unfortunately got elected here as the captain of
the city guard last year because I'm so good at killing spiders. But it
turns out that being a city captain of a city guard is a lot more
paperwork than it is actually killing spiders. So it's unfortunate you got any tricks,
you got any any insider knowledge about killing them, just in case.
Yeah, you see, I have this axe, and remember he's a goliath.
So he's like huge and like lifts up this huge equally huge X.
He's like and I just chop down like this and then it splaits it like
right in half. It's really a thing of beauty if you can dazzle them
with your hair too, And he like throws his hair back like fabio.
Everything goes in slow motion for a moment and he's like, that'll distract him,
and then he whacked really hard, like whack, Really, I get
him in the eyeballs. They have a bunch of eyeballs, but if you
get them, all right, Thanks for your time, kat Hey, before
you go, just you know, there have been rumors about demon packs hitting
travelers out and about so yeah, we ran into one on the way here.
I can confidently say they don't really go into the forest unless they have
to, but just flowing your traveling, be mindful. Yeah, I appreciate
that. Did we ask about any other strange goings on in the city?
Should we do it? Yeah? Do you've noticed anything else going on in
the city, anything strange, anything sticking out, upticks in any kind of
odd crimes or in this city? Yeah? No, this city is pretty
pretty good. I mean there are always rumors around and stuff, and then
you know, obviously the bee farmers kind of like to be all about stuff.
But the bee farmers, oh yeah, there's a whole bunch of bee
farmers up and down like yeah, large giant bees. We have lots of
honey here. Most of the honey for the illucination comes from this area.
Honey, that's where they make all the mead. Yeah, let's good.
Let's good. Check out that cabin. All right, that does sound good.
That does sound good. Oh wait, you said the farmers were complaining
lately. Uh, yeah, I mean they were complaining a little bit.
The demon packs hit a couple of them there, and then we had a
couple of travelers come through and they had stopped and talked to the bee farmers,
and we're trying to get information about the woods and hassling them and stuff,
and thinking that they knew some weirdness. I don't know. They headed
off into the woods. That's traveler. Yeah they did. Yep, yep.
They spent a couple of nights up at the at the end before they
went. Got to spend a night at the end. See who we can
talk to about that? All right, thanks for your time, Yeah,
Tilbert Twinslock. It's been a pleasure to meet y'all too. Hey, if
you're out and about, if you hear any rumors about any warlocks. We
got message from carrier Chiggle and we heard that there might be one in the
area. We haven't seen or heard anything here, but I just figure if
you're from the college, you probably want to know and nothing here. But
if you do hear anything, let us know and we can send us chigole
back to the back to the academy. What did you mean, What do
you mean about those travelers thinking they knew some weirdness. I'm not sure.
I know they they were looking for like legends and stuff, something about some
buried treasure or magic, treasure, and they were trying to get the lay
of the land from the bee farmers, thinking that they were hiding something around
here. I don't know. They stayed a couple of nights at the inn,
and then they went to the shop, the Magic Shop here in town,
bought some supplies, and then headed off into the forest. All right,
all right, all right, thanks captain. I think we gotta I
think we gotta visit that in in the magic shop at the magic shop.
Yeah, magical sho got to see the magic shop, all right? Well
later later second breakfast club, right, and one of my guards told me,
and that's what you guys said, and at the door, that's a
that's a that's a cool name. We have breakfast all day at the end.
But do you have second breakfast? I mean depends if he the first,
not depends on how many times you eat. What about eleven seas Now
it's the only time the end closes for cleaning from eleven to noon. Oh
it's not. Then they have lunch in afternoon, tea, dinner, supper.
Okay, all right, we're at the end. Where are you guys
off to next to the end? Yeah, yeah, all right, so
you get to the inn. As you come to the end, you see
a sign on it that says the Howling Spider Tavern and in. It's three
stories tall, built with brick walls. The building has windows only on the
second and third floor. The tavern keat as you walk into the tavern is
a half orc. He's stands behind the bar washing down the rail in that
perpetual motion that tavern keeps do. He looks up as you come in and
he says, oooh, hello, come on into my establishment. Oh I'll
go into his establishment. I too shall enter the establishment be too. Even
though it seems too queen, does it? It does seem kind of clean?
Yea. Is it busy in here? I mean it's still kind of
like early morning, so no, not super busy yet. There are a
few people eating breakfast, but it's because they have breakfast all day. Say
yeah, I'll just walk up to the tavern and sally, hello, how
are you today? I'm fantastic, how are you? I am doing wonderful.
Listen, we were we're here on college business, and we were looking
to acquire some rooms and I was hoping maybe we could we got some kind
of deal. It's been a long time since I've gotten to an entertaining group,
and it seems like you have a common room that could use some business.
Oh yeah, I could do that. Yeah, that sounds like a
plan. Excellent, excellent. I hope you like the symbols. I've never
had a symbolist here. Ye, fantastic. We just got off the road.
I could use a drink. I oh, I think there might be
some confusion here. My name is Mead, Mead fantastic. That's amazing.
I uh yeah, Well, I'm happy to get your rooms. Normally we
charge six gold a night, but uh, if you're willing to play the
room and could bring in some of the other townsfolk that I'll already live here
and probably will come. You're not really going to draw another crowd because we're
closed for it, but it's fine. We could use the entertainment. I
will get them to drink. I promise you. I could knock that down
to three gold for the night each each two two gold each, three gold
each, and I'll give you guys all a free drink on the house deal.
All right, that's just a gold each for our drinks. Because it
was two gold each that I turned into three gold each with a free drink.
Let's just sell me a drink with Moore steps. I like the way
this guy thinks. I mean, I've got sure he's not a goblin.
I've got mead, I've got honeyed wine, and I got honey dew shandy
from the Half Shell Pirate Brewing Company. I think meat, all right in
a bottle? Oh at the maybe all right, you know that's fine,
that's fine. Here's this. He sets a bottle down on the counter of
mead, A bigger bottle, a chunk. Okay. He grabs up this
pail that he uses for like washing stuff and dump some water out of it,
and uh pours two jugs of mead into the pail like this. Yeah.
Sure, just grab a bucket and snack a mug, and I'm gonna
go sit at the table, just like dip your own like a punch.
I'm really gonna just drink one mug of it, though, I'm gonna go
wine. Okay, the honey dew, the honeyed wine. There you go.
I'm gonna take that over, figure that over and sit down at the
table until it's time to perform. I'm gonna take two seats at the bar.
I would like to try one of those. And I just point to
the whole wall, like all of them together, whoa one at a time?
Oh all right, we do have a drink here called the suicide where
he just makes them all together in a big bucket and then stab yourself in
the neck. So that could added to the pistol. Oh yeah, I
would like to try that with a straw. Okay, so he cuts down
filling up your bucket and for you miss nothing for me, and I'm sure
Bally will agree. Still, no thanks at least, like do you have
soda, water, ginger ale? No, ginger root? I got honey.
He sets a little a little bear, a little bear jar. It's
got honey. Right in front of me. Some crackers tossed some crackers on
the table. Just trump back to the table carrying my bucket and a straw.
Look what they have. Buckets comes in buckets. I'm getting one.
Cheers. Actually you got the bucket too. No, you need to have
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now let's get back to the fun. All right, So the time has
come. You guys are still chilling at the cawling Coyote, no Colleen Spider.
Yeah, so you guys are still chilling at the howling Spider, and
the bartender Mead comes around the corner and says, hey, time for you
to hop on stage. We're starting to fill up here. And you guys
realize after finishing two full buckets of I was nursing my bucket. Okay,
I mean you both had a bucket though. Yeah, So after finishing your
buckets of booze, and then Adira in Valley finishing their bear of honey and
crackers, they bring out some free food on the house for you and some
rocky Mountain oysters, and they dropped them off at the table, and then
they come back and meet says it's it's if you don't mind starting to fill
up, and you can go ahead and do whatever performance you were gonna do.
I don't mind. I don't mind either. Hey, real quick meat.
Yes, that's a fine drink. Meat, a fine drink. No.
We wanted to ask you about some travelers though, that came through here,
A couple of them. Oh, they stayed here a few nights.
We heard the okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, what can what can
you tell us about them? Uh? It's uh, you're probably talking about
Fraser the Face and his group. Could be? Could be? Were they
hassling the bee farmers? Yeah, that was them, Yeah, Fraser real
up at each chap there were. They said that there was some lost treasure
in the forest of a Nooxie and they were gonna go find it. And
they thought that the the bee farmers may have been going in and out of
the forest and new secret ways around. They had it wrapped up in their
head that the bee farmers did. But bee farmers don't go in that forest.
Bee farmers care about bees, not spiders. You ever you ever met
a bee farmer and been like, hey, what do you know about Spiders'?
Fuck you do you think they know about spiders? The beef farmers.
No, they're beef farmers. Not Yeah, they don't know about spiders.
Why would they? Now? They know about bees? Honey? And need
need what any need? What do you need? Just needed that pal?
Oh? All right? Uh? Hey the keys, the keys? Oh
yeah, here you go, he says him. Down on the thing.
Hey, he'll tell you which rooms are yours. And if you guys are
here for the late night shows, there will be two other illusionists that come
in and they'll put on a little a little play. All right, cool,
get on stage, Bill, I'll get down stage, Bill, stage
Bill. All right, what should I introduce you as? Uh Bill cliver
Lance in the bar? Right, he stands up on your table. He
like takes a step on the stool and then stands up on your table.
Everybody shut up that Bill Quiverlan. That's the bar and everyone he's gonna do
something bartic. Everybody put your hands together and everybody starts clapping. As he
was climbing up on the table, I'm gonna go go gadget quote and then
walk up to the stage while invisible and just ruin. A lot of people's
nails had a waft of something awful smelling, walking by beginning to smell a
lot like the bill mean, I'll appear on stage already shaking the singles together
and taking a vow, and I'll be very performative, flourish, lots of
flourishing. Okay, what kind of hat? Kind of that's something I would
have, I guess checked out on my way in what seems to be the
style in this town. It's probably pretty close to what's the style in the
city, right, Yeah, assumably? I mean you you pretty much tell
me military. I'll let you decide the hats of each towne. So what
is your hat? Like? We're illusionist? Let me think what do I
want an illusionist to? They're all, you know, what's the style in
this area? Is all brimless, itmless like it is beanie only it's like
a cowboy hat. You have to fasten it on with a belt, you
mean, a helmet. It's like those football counts. There you go,
Yeah, I'll show up on stage with that and I will world War one
aviator flaps down around the ears, little buckle. All right, the real
fashionable, fashionable people put goggles on the forehead. Steampunk. Yeah, let's
do a like a basic variant of caraus so you don't have to spend money
and stuff on it, but you can still make the role and see if
you can get information with a performance. So make your bar role for performance.
But then the carousing like benefits are there's the seven oh wow, okay,
the role of four. It's so you choose one of those things after
you as you perform. So what's your performance? Like? What are you
doing? Like I said, I'm playing the symbols in time. I'm using
those along with stamping my feet on the ground to you know, build as
much of an ambiance as I can, motioning Eddie for some help here and
there, with little flickering lights and whatnot. And it's used to my performances.
He knows with timing, I'm sure, Yeah, I could do my
eyes and he does. Yeah, I'm dodging flames that he keeps making a
peer of Walter. Of course I'll hear. I'll gain useful information. So
while I'm doing it, I will do my best to get the crowd having
a good time. But I'll also be listening and trying to hear any any
conversations there have that might be helpful in the and that's moving forward into the
forester. Or give us more information about a Fraser with face. Okay,
okay, So you hear a couple of things. You hear the Fraser with
face. Uh. A couple of the beer bee farmers are here all right,
and their chit chat, and you hear overhear them while you're doing your
performance. They're bitching about how this is a second group of people coming through
in the last week when they finally just got rid of Fraser two nights ago,
and hopefully you guys don't start giving them a hard time about, you
know, their honey and finding random places in the woods and they don't know
what you're going on about. You also hear some people talking about the illusionists
Chip Rover and Dale Hunts, and that they should be in later to put
on a puppet show chi Chippendale. It's not the kind of show I did
expect for them to put on, be honest, Oh, it is only
with puppets. I have so many questions. I don't want answered John Fale's
puppet Adventure. That's just no staying behind and valley. All of a sudden,
you're feeling better looking forward tonight. And then finally you hear a rumor
about a pack of demons that killed the group of merchants that was supposed to
come here a month ago, and they were wondering when they were going to
actually see merchants come through, because it has been almost six full weeks since
the merchants, since any merchants have arrived. Okay, and so those are
the rumors that you pick up while playing your song. You're beat poetry with
your beats, a beat box in the middle, all right, and what
are the rest of you do? I'm just thoroughly enjoying Bill's beats. I
had a bucket of meat. You did, yeah, you did, resting
up for the evening the Late show? All right? Likewise, okay,
I'm trademarking bills beats my brand. Oh all right, did you guys eat
the food or or stowed away whatever? Oysters rotten rocky Mountain oysters. They're
delicacy. I'll have to chicken nuggets. These are so good. I just
watched to meet him. Part of the performing because I juggle Rocky mom Oyster
out of it, finish off the show by throwing all three in the air,
catching him in my mouth, and they just go down, just all
one swallow note cheer. He hears someone from the background and says, that's
what happens here in Chippendale's show too. Oh man, all right, act
okay, all right. So that pretty much wraps it up for this.
You guys collected the information you needed to hear. Anything else you want to
do in here before Chippendale come out and put on their show. I don't
think so. Is Delbert anywhere. Delbert's not here at the end. No,
he's out running the city's I got nothing getting all worked up with Delbert
watching Chippendale. All right, So Chippendale come in and uh there're two two
Tabaccis and they come in and they they get to putting on their their puppet
show. And uh, they they each stand out in front, and they
are illusionists, so they're not using real puppets. They just kind of have
like this little little stage built up that looks like a puppet stage, you
know. So they bring that in, they put that all together, and
then they make their little illusions to strip dances, and they got wild music
kind of going on in the background, and yeah, like a light show.
They got like little strobe lights happening here in applaud loudly. Oh yeah,
I mean they're like thank you, thank you, shout stuff like yeah,
get him. That's enough details into that and uh and yeah yeah anything
else that does with like to do night. Are you crashing here? Are
you just getting into the later hours? The shops have also have probably both
at this point, so they'll watch out the shop tomorrow. If you're going
to definitely shopping tomorrow. As much meat as we've mad, we I don't
care. Open up, grab one of the keys out of February is down
there, and just head up to that. All right, Just crash for
the night. Okay, we also am all right, so you guys all
go to bed Chippindale say good night. And they did catch the very end
of Beats by Bill and they, you know, say, hey, you
know, a really great job. Really enjoyed your show, and they wish
you good night, and yeah, it's all crash and wake up and do
your normal in the morning things. They do have breakfast all day, so
pancakes waffles, biscuits, hot pockets, hot pockets, those savors and sausage
sauce. The only thing that isn't good it's the eggs. They've got those
awful hotel always bad eggs always. I'm gonna go hunt down the leftover Rocky
Mountain ice ters. And I know they don't have a refrigeration. It'll be
fine the morning after breakfast, say cold pizza in the morning. But something's
wrong with you really? All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna open up this
cord and drop in Lisa's hold shop for you guys. All right, So
you guys wake up the next day, get your breakfast, you eat the
stuff, the Rocky Mountain oysters, and you head down to the shops.
Yeah yeah, okay, you head into the shops. As you head to
the shop, you find the name of the shop is the Evil Olive.
Evil Olive. Yep h and uh, I am about to do a really,
really horrible impression. So all right, so on the sign is the
O for olive like an actual olive? Yes, yes, it is just
making sure you guys walk in the shot to get a little dinglingling. Welcome
to the Evil Olive. How can I help you, And there is a
shop master in the back, a half help half elf shop keep. And
she says, what can I do get for? Oh? Yeah, we
were we heard that there was some some some folks in town hassling people.
Fraser the face. Oh yes, you're talking about Fraser. Yeah, did
you have any trouble with him while he was in town? Now, they
bought some stuff from me and then they skidrattled. What kind of stuff did
they buy? Oh, come on in, I'll show you. Oh yeah,
thanks, Helena, Helena, I am so scared, I'm all out.
What what are your names? I'm Eddie Foul's own Eddie Eddie. Well,
I mean I have a look around the ship, all right, But
what what was it that? Fraser? And I mean, I see you
sell a lot of a lot of scrolls and such here and some other things.
But what what did they get? Specifically? Do you recall they bought
a few things, including a map to Geramo's Gambit. Germo's Gambit? What's
that? It's a place inside the woods the forest. You want a map?
You might do? Might do? What are they run that? Yeah?
That'll fake one very nice. So she pulls a little folded out map
from behind the counter and sets it down. Anything else I can do for
you? You're sure it is a good map. Oh, it's as good
as they come. All right, I'm gonna look around a little bit.
We might we might do a little more shopping. Very good, you know
what to get me? And then she starts eating some food, buying the
counter some how? Was it taco bell her favorite? Yes? How much
are the potions? Oh? Which? All the prices around there? Can
you see the prices? Oh? They just scroll over everyone, They're all
priced. He's just the bottom of the potions. Didn't see the tag right
there? I'm buying the manacles. What do the manacles do? Let me
look, they're just manacles, I think, Oh, I think great,
They're just one goal. Yeah, yeah, they're just one goal. I'm
like, what did I give you? These shops are randomly generated fifteen head
points. Buy the bag of ball bearings? All right? All right?
Do we want the portable ram too? I thought about that. And again,
you can just turn into like a rock rhino or something, right,
yeah, like she'd turn into a ram. Now you know that the healing
potion will heal, it'll heal you for either ten damage or it will remove
one debility. So Valley takes fifty gold or wait, forty gold and sets
it up on the counter and she says, I need this please, and
she buys herself a healing potion to get rid of her debility. It was
forty gold. Yep, I need to make that times too one for more.
Yeah, I have forty gold. I think we got like one hundred
and fifty. Yeah, you got a few hundred gold. I think in
front of your graduation, well before I do any math with after you bought
the map, we had eight hundred and nine. So I need to know
how much the ball bearings and manacles and all that. I know they weren't
there. A second? Yeah, fourk over gold for two healing potions and
make sure a deer is all fixed up, and then I'll just stash the
other one. Okay, hold on a second, I have healing potions.
Yeah, it wasn't Delvert getting me a vial or something when we leave.
What was that? Yeah, and I actually have some in my starting year.
We can keep those healing potions just for later. It's yeah, be
a big deal. Better to happen than three healing potions. Okay, So
Valley did buy a healing potion for herself still, but she hasn't taken it
yet to tell her to wait? Yeah, okay, so she waits.
Is she buying her own though? Yeah? Yeah, she doesn't have a
lot of gold left. She didn't make like a bunch of gold like you
guys did, but she did have a sack of gold a purse of gold.
Do we want to check out Girmo's scambit? Yeah? I think it
could be worth our while. How far out of the way is that.
It's on the far side of the forest according to the map, so we
could bull pass right by it on our way to Posha Fosha. Yeah,
let's do it them. Yeah uh, miss lamb Sauce. Yes, how
can I help you? What can you tell us about Girmo's gambit? It's
haunted? Don't go there, Oh haunted? How do you know it's haunted?
Well, do you know people who go by there say that they hear
ghosts and stuff. The spiders don't go in there. There's only one reason
spiders don't go into place that they own in the forest. Well, I'm
very familiar with spirits. Perhaps I can commune with them. Your funeral speaking
of funerals, did you hear anything about the merchants that were killed them the
way here? Oh, just that they didn't come to the shop. Which,
by the way, if you have any magic items that you're willing to
sell, I'll take them off your hands for you paying top gold. Should
I sell this quote? We do have an invisibility guy already? Well,
actually, I'm keeping the cloak. I thought about it for a while,
but I've bonded the cloak. It's mine, though you'd sell it and go,
oh, do you know which way were they coming in through from?
Were they coming in through the forest or were they coming in from the other
side? They were coming in from the other side. Okay, demons?
That was six weeks ago, though, have you heard that? Is there
just the one pack of demons around or is there supposed to be multiple packs
of those we Gotta we Gotta travel reports say there are multiple ports. Fine,
I'll leave again. Multiple ports? Sure that means packs and half of
it's its own language. Now yep. Huh. Are they like concentrated just
around the one side of town or are they just kind of all over?
They're just kind of all over as far as the reports go, so much
we could do about that. Does she recommend anything we should get besides,
you know, the map, especially since the merchants haven't been through here.
Is there anything sparse that we should collect now that we may not be able
to gather? She? Do you, guys tell her that you have a
wagon or anything that you're taken with you through the woods? We hadn't mentioned
it. No, yeah we didn't. We didn't mention it. And no,
she didn't really have anything for you. Then she can recommend. Well,
now I do. So we've got a wagon that we're taking through the
wars. Do you think there's anything we're gonna need? Oh, it's probably
really good that you brought that up. A coincidence. I'm the dumb one.
She tells you there's no road through the wagon, and she does,
there's no road through the forest. And so she shows you a couple of
like handheld things that you can, like carts that you can pull through that
would be easier to navigate those trails because there are small paths through, but
nothing that's going to be big enough for a full wagon. So we just
got to leave the wagon, I mean sounds like it. Perhaps we could
leave it in her care. Perhaps we could leave it in her care.
She'll trade you two of the handheld carts for the wagon. I think we're
keeping the horses. We may have to eat them, feed them to the
viers, and bait discraction. That sounds like a deal to me. All
right, yeah, I would. Yeah, scenes how my family is nomadic.
I feel like I would know more about traveling than you all would,
So let's just put that intelligence out there. Yeah, you and Urrag would
know the most about traveling. But normally, I mean, you guys have
never been on the eastern side of the forest of a Nuxia, so you've
only been on the western side of the illusion nation. There is a forest,
but I mean, people don't go traveling through a Nuxi the spider infested
forest just casually unless they have to. He agrees. Those are the wolf
spiders I told you. Sound pretty vicious. Sound hungry off in the distance.
All right, all right, you wanna stop off and grab those potions
that the captain was going to give us before we leave too, in case
it's definitely so you guys leave here. Yeah, I think we'll gut what
we need here. So she says goodbye, you guys leave. More spiders
are barking off in the distance, and you also, as you're walking,
you see a couple of potted plants that are you know, those little you
know that have been eating the insects. So, I mean really, not
a lot of the mosquitoes here near the forest because these plants just got them
ride up. Just crickets, just crickets, lots of crickets. Crickets have
learned not to jump on those those plants. You head back to Delbert,
and Delbert has a couple vials of anti toxin that you can take. This
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making everybody more uh more patriotic playing in the street. Gonna be a big
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rocket man, dude. We are stalling for you to look up this ability,
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So see you guys, walk in the shop. You get a little
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