This is the downbeat in ninety one for Freak that can't do better, Better
Danny, one of my favorites. Toxic by Bretty Spears is a hot tune.
Who didn't like this? I think you have one. I think everyone
likes it. I can't you have to. It's so good. All again.
Reminder Fargo season five the slow version of this as John Hamm is walking
epic. It's just so good, so good. Uh. New show alert,
and I don't know if it'll be good or not, but I think
we all like Kristin Wig, right, Yeah, do that brilliant new show
on Apple TV called Palm Springs. I think I've got to bring her Palm
Springs. Yeah, it is Palm Royal, Palm Palm Royle. It's set
in the sixties and she's trying to like fit into a country club. So
I don't know. It may not be good, but that is what it
is. New and thank you, she at least gets She's got enough equity
built up in the world of comedy that she gets one for sure. One
episode, Yeah, just to see. Yeah, I started episode one of
a four parter and again I'm not asking you guys to watch this. By
the way. But I am going to pull audio from it because it's kind
of been a big story in the world, and I hope it's not too
generational. I think you guys would be in. It is about the allegations
at Nickelodeon from the nineties and oh yeah, it's pretty insane. Yes a
little yesterday? Did you really? Yeah? I saw that? Are we
talking about that? One kind of chubby dude, Dan Schneider's name. He
came out and apologized for some stuff in the news, asking for some neck
massages. It's done on creeper ID, so it's not like your good HBO
documentary, and that is what's going to prevent me from really loving this.
But I think it's gonna be a thing where I'm gonna fight through it tonight
and do it and I'll grab audio and we'll get to it whenever we get
to it. I think it's on Hulu. Is on Hulu too, okay.
But idea is who's doing it the investigat, you know, And so
it's like, you don't have a lot of huge names talking about this yet,
but I mean this is involving I mean the part they get to in
the first episode is him putting a thirteen year old Ariana Grande and she's on
her the show that she was on, and she's got a potato up to
her mouth, holding it with two hands and going, how do you make
the juice come out of the potato? She pours water all over her stuff.
I mean, dude, it's pretty. It's incredible. She couldn't think
of a way to serve potatoes. Now, that's like light stuff compared to
the other. Yeah, he's written for those shows, and JJ's seen all
some of this stuff. I've seen. It's all coming. I'm gonna I'm
gonna try to get through it tonight. So yeah, Tod, you want
to go watch that. I'm just saying they do give a big disclaimer.
If you're a kid of the nineties, you just know that your your childhood
is about to be ruined, Like oh god, okay, oh no.
But I always kind of love the adult stuff that you David sneak into those
Nickelodeon shows. I mean, dude, in the show Doug, it is
basically they kind of put it that his neighbor, mister Dink might be a
pedophile. The assistant principal's name was mister Bone, but there's a lot of
stuff on there. Whatever birthday's for today, On this day, the twentieth
some guys died. Chester Bennington would have been forty eight. Anyone, Oh
what what did you say? Hell? Oh oh yeah, olympuskit and Lincoln
part, Lincoln part. Jerry Reid would have been eighty seven. Damn Amos
Moses eastbounding down. He lived by himself in a swamp. He hunted alligator
for a living. You just knock him in the head with a stomp,
is the analog going to get James. It ain't legal hunting alligators down in
the swamp, boy, everybody said, only in Knox City. Duet here
making him as mean as a snake, was a boy. His daddy would
use him as alligator bait. Die rope around his waist, throw him in
the swamp alligator bait, and by you, yep, that's country stuff.
Dude for minutes named metal, raised up as on that and eat up his
wad and groceries. The dou named a mat of the claw cult, the
Bamous Moleses. Don't don't bannel, Don't don't banel. That songs bad as
one of my favorite songs ever, almost right cables. Okay, what is
it? Was Jerry Reid's famous song Amos Moses about a dude that got his
arm bit off by alligator and you don't get the real version. Now you
get that, Now you get that right, Mister Rogers would have been ninety
four left arm dang clean up to the elbow. That's humongo, mister Rogers.
Yeah, Fred, do you like him? I love mister Rogers.
That was before U k oh what he had done well on the Fred bracket.
Yeah he should have. That's his real name, Fred Rad Rodgers,
Fred Rogers. I mean out not using cartoons. Famous Fred's up there.
I mean you're gonna get your Willard the Great Fred Willard Snider Fred Schneider to
be fifty two Armison Armisan couple. Since you said Limp biscuit, Fred Durst
Funk Funk Fuddles couples. Yeah, Mercury Bred and Mercury the Great Fred Mercury
Flintstone. Now look at it. Fred's a pretty funny name. Is a
great wown Fred Fred. Happy birthday, mister Roger, Fred mikey days forty
four? Nucky day? Is it take? He's forty four? Wow,
he looks young he's great. He's really young looking, good funny dude.
Yeah, he's a he's a good, solid cast member. He's the straight
man you need who can kind of do a little bit of everything. Ye,
he's the glue funny, he's funny. It's a glue guy, blue
guy. My good friend Alex Caprano, so Franz Ferdinand's fifty two, met
him the great. Yeah, they're good friends. Getting on the show and
uh hung out with him backstage on day at the House of Blues. He
like, can't jump on the show and just wanted to talk. He actually
lived down here as he was recording. You probably know he was. He
recorded with the guy. The Guy's got a kind of funny name studio.
Uh. He did an album with the band Sparks. You remember them,
Danny by name only. What is the name of the music producer in town?
Stuart Sykes Wastee time on it now and Wade not Matt Pence, not
Dallas Bishop partser thanks where he stayed He lived here for a few months.
Hit The funny thing that he said, it is just amazing, just talking
about every time I come to the United States, I can't believe how much
food y'all have like we have a lot of abortion. Fred Savage. Fred
Savage would make it. Yeah, you'd have to Fender Freddie Mitchell, Freddy
Mitchell, fred Finder, Freddy fit. You should wish to nurge I have
bar Yeah. Do you like us singing? It's like that last one.
They were both playing air guitar, both like wide eyes singing about some alligator
to me, bit idea, Mike, you you will have to take a
next week. I don't want a day or two before Beyonce's album drops.
Let's find out who the King of country music is on the show. Oh
yeah, okay, between you two. Yeah, the King Country quiz Okay,
and Skin actually has the title of King of Country music weirdly, so
maybe we can have him jump in as another contestant if that's allowed. I'd
love to have and the loser has to sing a country music karaoke song of
the winter's choice. Okay, about that? I love it, I love
it and a thousand dollars and it's under a reporter. This guy made six
hundred and sixty six dollars off of off of gol, off of golf with
YouTube golf blowhards because I had the smart depict Scott Scotty won the first draft
pick. Michael Rappaport's fifty three Friend of the Station, Friend of lawn Chair
Friday Rappaports Only, how was that? I thought he was like sixty four.
Yeah, he yells a lot, yo yo oh. What do you
think about the maps? This year? Was a question and then he talks
a lot, but he asked questions. Mookie Blaylock fifty seven, Pearl Jams
Pearl Jam Mike what Brody Pearl jam Wiry fifth year old sixty fifth year for
Sting Sting YEA had his final match just a couple of weekends ago, and
Brody was there? Which Sting? Gordon Sumner the Wrestler. Okay, take
out a letter, add another letter, hashtag ruin a wrestler? Stink Kevin
Turner? Do you got more? Hashtag ruined a wrestler? Hulk Rogan He's
Kevin Turner, Bulk Hogan. I'm working on it. Sult Hogan. There
he's just sulking like that. That's pretty good. But then if you changed
it to Sulk Sogan Jesus Soaker, whose other birthday is it? Holly Hunter
sixty six Holly Hunter Yeah, Yeah, she's pretty good. Bone cold Steve
Austin, Yeah, you don't want to date him. Dwayne the Doc Johnson,
he's a doctor. Spike Lee sixty seven, brilliant genius filmmaker, Old
Dust. You just removed the letter, you didn't change one. Eh,
yeah true. Dan gund he's just danned man, Dan gun, guy named
Dan Kine, sane, no weird bits, He's pretty locked, insane,
ready to go. He's just chill. Uh huh yeah underfaker. Pat Riley
seventy nine g Q rals Yeah, Adrian and Brody alright, talkbacks are just
loaded today. Dear Lord, did anybody watch season two of Showtime? No?
And then I heard it sucked hard. Yeah. I watched the first
episode of it and quit. I heard it was terrible. Yeah. I
got asked because I want to watch it. Lot Sea sucks super pretend that
it didn't suck. It's I'm going to watch it. The first one.
The first season was great. Yeah. The second season just sucked so bad.
I didn't watch on it. I quit. Yeah, it was bad?
Is bad? How what did they do that made it so bad?
I don't know? Yes, group thinking it might have gotten good in episode
Yes, completely garbage. Yeah, yeah, I mean the guy it still
looks like magic you it's still like I don't know, I don't know,
it's just tired of it. I don't know. But I haven't seen a
single person said I loved it. I think it was timing. I think
them of it was so bad. Maybe timing was bad. Yeah, yeah,
makes you give it out a shot. I don't know. I mean,
we watched the damn Tiger King. Well it was a different watched the
second season of Showtime, and if you didn't get the Tiger King, you
would have never gotten the famous line I was got by all like golling nuggets
to that boy. This soul down he's ripping off an other artist. Beautiful.
What a scene. That's That show is better than people think. Here
we go talk backs about you by advanced hair restoration. You can leave us
a thirty second voice message starting tomorrow. If you want to give thirty second
stars up dates, we'll accept one. That's it. And if you do
it under thirty seconds, better chance. Crank a little. I don't know
why that made it, but it did. I know. These all the
ways you can work your body, These all the ways you could work your
body, bike, bench press, elliptical, dumb bells. Okay, pull
ups, dips, crunches, sit ups, pull ups, dips, crunches,
set up okay, I love it. Saved by the bell. Good
morning boys. Uh, sweet sweet Danny, you dropped the mic and just
go home with your wacky morning show. Does Ramadan for a day for concert
tickets and even worse, it's pussy for tickets. So yeah, I have
a good rest of your day off. Pale Love you guys. Much continued
sex. You earned it, you said, success right, Yeah, much
continued sex. Yeah, good job Danny, thank you. I appreciate you
noticing. Get up. Good morning boys. This is Daniel from Marlington.
Now I had an X one time that had a pet parakeet and oh my
god, that bee would just never shut up. Had to get rid of
her. But the bird was pretty cool. Hey, zinger for it is
going for a walk in Arlington. Yo, what's going on? Down beat?
So I have decided that I'm going to quit my job right now and
just become a waiter. And I'm going to specialize in explaining the people in
which where I am employed that these are the various ways that we serve potatoes.
Just press play and sing your phone down on the table. When you
think it can't get any dumber, you do it again, You magnificent bastards.
You bring out Depeche Mode, Danny loving it, and this time I'm
not on a three hour drive. Love y'all's buns have a hell of a
morning. Thanks man, Sweet mirror bons. Everyone really loved the Mosquito song,
which you can hear but tomorrow morning at six am or right after the
show on the iHeartRadio, out Spotify, wherever your podcast will post them.
Field of Dreams, ten Cups, Robin Hood, Yellowstone. These are the
ways you can watch Kevin cos O, Little Telegraph, but I love it,
won't talk Yesterday's sneak attack. I like tin Cup by the way that
I love. Cut is great, so good, underrated. It's better than
Bagger Vans. I agree with you. Is nothing wrong with it. It's
fine. I like Bag of Vans too, but yes, tin Cup is
great. There's not enough golf movies here you go, thank you give me
another ball golf, Happy Gilmore, caddy Shack. You know what, I
might put Happy Gilmore as the bottom of the golf movies. Okay, I'm
not kidding taking on that. I just don't think it's that funny. I'll
take the I'll take the you don't think it's that funny, it's not.
It's just me yelling all the time. Get out of my Facebo Parker,
I'm yelling again, Golf, What about the part where you don't have to
start naming bits. I've seen it. It's fine. I'm not saying it's
terrible. It's just you know, it's okay. Good luck Shooter Happy you
just birdied on five? Well, good for happy Gil. No, my
god, I hit the ball off Franking Stein's fat foot. He's got to
play the balls. Brody Mike from Gray Vine, Free Jesus, fake Massie.
These sort of four listeners of the down be Okay. I hate to
be sincere and a talkback, but this show is seriously the best thing going
on the radio right now. You inevitably make me laugh, even to the
point of embarrassing myself when I'm around anyone else listening over headphones. Truly keep
it up. Hell yeah, that's nice because we walk out of here feeling
like turds everything. If you could, if you could spread that to my
guy Jim, who sent an angry email. That'd be great. Oh my
god, and our bosses fire trucks to good to get to get to get
to get Dorito's gette peanuts, got to get a paradot tree. Right.
What happened? He's right out of time? Yeah he ran out. Oh
man, these are the ways you try to get a pairado out of the
tree. Good morning, down beat. I just want to let you know
that I both love and hate you guys, because not only do have I
been walking around singing Crank a Little Rod to Kathy Ireland. Now I find
myself listening to them my inc. Dot Com commercial and thinking the background music
would be a very good beat for the potato song Love you Boys commercial,
But I believe I don't know the commercial either. I want to listen for
the ladders bucket lifts. News reporters, Oh, you gotta keep going.
One morning, this is Dirty Wayne O. Mike. Mike said, please
don't talk about me. I'm Dirty Wayne with the dirty Wane Mike sticks me
and mayonnaise every day. Dirty Wayne out Mike. Hey, Oh, I
am the commodore of the Corinthian Sailing Club. I rose to power after a
series of bloody victories on white Rock Lake and Lake Louisville and a little pond
by Turtle Creek Parkway intersection where my boss used to live. I'm calling because
you misunderstood what my swashbuckling vice commodore told you when you mentioned the two Olympic
sized pools full of poo. The reason we moved the rogatta is because that's
not enough poo to float yachts on. We needed a place more full of
craps. So now we're at Kevin's house. I mean idiot, I rose
to power after bloody victories. Okay, so there's a flag, but it's
on a statue of liberty. So she hold him the flag the freak plug
and then you put it in the ground or I don't know. That was
weird too, Yeah, and that was weird to be just as good as
most of them were. I think that he put into words what was going
on in our collective brains when Kevin tried to end that bit. Yeah,
we were all a little confused, including me, But I was also morphing
into a bird at the time. It's true. It's tough last one,
hey, boys. So I caught the first hour. Then I had to
go to a meeting work car stuff, don't bog. I come back and
Kevin's still talking about this bird. I don't know what his obsession is with
Umaga or whatever his name is, but I think most of the Metroplex would
agree getting pegged by Kevin Costner Hulk would be more entertaining. Well, anyways,
boys, we're seventeen days away from WrestleMania, that showcase the Immortals,
Mike, Me and almost s Roy love your eff and buns, especially UKT
joke trope. All right, I heard almost the Roy in the car seat.
I heard it trying to get the radio. Sweetie. Well, we
want you to go see the Ben and Skin Show at the Dallas Pluckers on
Greenville Avenue. We want you to download the Waterburger app, and we also
want to ask you We're sorry for asking you to do so much. We
also want you to get tickets to see step Brothers next Tuesday night at the
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just seven bucks a house. He brought us to a big theater. I'm
chill. We gotta film the big theater. Now we gotta go on have
a meeting it's like we needed help. If we could to have more people,
just buy the tickets for us, please to please uh back tomorrow though
maybe some more March Mayhams. That was fun, uh and god knows what
else. There's gonna be a ton of stuff on tomorrow show. All right,
it's gonna be so fun like always, including a replay of the Mosquito
song at six podcast and everything as soon as I can. And UH for
JJ, for Mike, for Danny, for all of you. Mike Roy
is gonna send you home with his signature catchphrase that he's been promoting all throughout
social media, apparently meant to represent, apparently meant to represent the one hundred
ways you can cook an egg. A chef's hat has one hundred plates.