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This is the downbeat in ninety one
for Freak that can't do better, Better

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Danny, one of my favorites.
Toxic by Bretty Spears is a hot tune.

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Who didn't like this? I think
you have one. I think everyone

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likes it. I can't you have
to. It's so good. All again.

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Reminder Fargo season five the slow version
of this as John Hamm is walking

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epic. It's just so good,
so good. Uh. New show alert,

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and I don't know if it'll be
good or not, but I think

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we all like Kristin Wig, right, Yeah, do that brilliant new show

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on Apple TV called Palm Springs.
I think I've got to bring her Palm

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Springs. Yeah, it is Palm
Royal, Palm Palm Royle. It's set

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in the sixties and she's trying to
like fit into a country club. So

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I don't know. It may not
be good, but that is what it

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is. New and thank you,
she at least gets She's got enough equity

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built up in the world of comedy
that she gets one for sure. One

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episode, Yeah, just to see. Yeah, I started episode one of

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a four parter and again I'm not
asking you guys to watch this. By

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the way. But I am going
to pull audio from it because it's kind

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of been a big story in the
world, and I hope it's not too

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generational. I think you guys would
be in. It is about the allegations

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at Nickelodeon from the nineties and oh
yeah, it's pretty insane. Yes a

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little yesterday? Did you really?
Yeah? I saw that? Are we

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talking about that? One kind of
chubby dude, Dan Schneider's name. He

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came out and apologized for some stuff
in the news, asking for some neck

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massages. It's done on creeper ID, so it's not like your good HBO

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documentary, and that is what's going
to prevent me from really loving this.

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But I think it's gonna be a
thing where I'm gonna fight through it tonight

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and do it and I'll grab audio
and we'll get to it whenever we get

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to it. I think it's on
Hulu. Is on Hulu too, okay.

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But idea is who's doing it the
investigat, you know, And so

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it's like, you don't have a
lot of huge names talking about this yet,

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but I mean this is involving I
mean the part they get to in

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the first episode is him putting a
thirteen year old Ariana Grande and she's on

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her the show that she was on, and she's got a potato up to

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her mouth, holding it with two
hands and going, how do you make

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the juice come out of the potato? She pours water all over her stuff.

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I mean, dude, it's pretty. It's incredible. She couldn't think

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of a way to serve potatoes.
Now, that's like light stuff compared to

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the other. Yeah, he's written
for those shows, and JJ's seen all

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some of this stuff. I've seen. It's all coming. I'm gonna I'm

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gonna try to get through it tonight. So yeah, Tod, you want

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to go watch that. I'm just
saying they do give a big disclaimer.

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If you're a kid of the nineties, you just know that your your childhood

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is about to be ruined, Like
oh god, okay, oh no.

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But I always kind of love the
adult stuff that you David sneak into those

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Nickelodeon shows. I mean, dude, in the show Doug, it is

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basically they kind of put it that
his neighbor, mister Dink might be a

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pedophile. The assistant principal's name was
mister Bone, but there's a lot of

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stuff on there. Whatever birthday's for
today, On this day, the twentieth

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some guys died. Chester Bennington would
have been forty eight. Anyone, Oh

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what what did you say? Hell? Oh oh yeah, olympuskit and Lincoln

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part, Lincoln part. Jerry Reid
would have been eighty seven. Damn Amos

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Moses eastbounding down. He lived by
himself in a swamp. He hunted alligator

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for a living. You just knock
him in the head with a stomp,

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is the analog going to get James. It ain't legal hunting alligators down in

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the swamp, boy, everybody said, only in Knox City. Duet here

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making him as mean as a snake, was a boy. His daddy would

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use him as alligator bait. Die
rope around his waist, throw him in

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the swamp alligator bait, and by
you, yep, that's country stuff.

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Dude for minutes named metal, raised
up as on that and eat up his

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wad and groceries. The dou named
a mat of the claw cult, the

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Bamous Moleses. Don't don't bannel,
Don't don't banel. That songs bad as

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one of my favorite songs ever,
almost right cables. Okay, what is

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it? Was Jerry Reid's famous song
Amos Moses about a dude that got his

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arm bit off by alligator and you
don't get the real version. Now you

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get that, Now you get that
right, Mister Rogers would have been ninety

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four left arm dang clean up to
the elbow. That's humongo, mister Rogers.

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Yeah, Fred, do you like
him? I love mister Rogers.

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That was before U k oh what
he had done well on the Fred bracket.

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Yeah he should have. That's his
real name, Fred Rad Rodgers,

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Fred Rogers. I mean out not
using cartoons. Famous Fred's up there.

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I mean you're gonna get your Willard
the Great Fred Willard Snider Fred Schneider to

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be fifty two Armison Armisan couple.
Since you said Limp biscuit, Fred Durst

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Funk Funk Fuddles couples. Yeah,
Mercury Bred and Mercury the Great Fred Mercury

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Flintstone. Now look at it.
Fred's a pretty funny name. Is a

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great wown Fred Fred. Happy birthday, mister Roger, Fred mikey days forty

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four? Nucky day? Is it
take? He's forty four? Wow,

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he looks young he's great. He's
really young looking, good funny dude.

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Yeah, he's a he's a good, solid cast member. He's the straight

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man you need who can kind of
do a little bit of everything. Ye,

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he's the glue funny, he's funny. It's a glue guy, blue

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guy. My good friend Alex Caprano, so Franz Ferdinand's fifty two, met

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him the great. Yeah, they're
good friends. Getting on the show and

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uh hung out with him backstage on
day at the House of Blues. He

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like, can't jump on the show
and just wanted to talk. He actually

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lived down here as he was recording. You probably know he was. He

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recorded with the guy. The Guy's
got a kind of funny name studio.

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Uh. He did an album with
the band Sparks. You remember them,

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Danny by name only. What is
the name of the music producer in town?

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Stuart Sykes Wastee time on it now
and Wade not Matt Pence, not

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Dallas Bishop partser thanks where he stayed
He lived here for a few months.

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Hit The funny thing that he said, it is just amazing, just talking

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about every time I come to the
United States, I can't believe how much

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food y'all have like we have a
lot of abortion. Fred Savage. Fred

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Savage would make it. Yeah,
you'd have to Fender Freddie Mitchell, Freddy

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Mitchell, fred Finder, Freddy fit. You should wish to nurge I have

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bar Yeah. Do you like us
singing? It's like that last one.

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They were both playing air guitar,
both like wide eyes singing about some alligator

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to me, bit idea, Mike, you you will have to take a

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next week. I don't want a
day or two before Beyonce's album drops.

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Let's find out who the King of
country music is on the show. Oh

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yeah, okay, between you two. Yeah, the King Country quiz Okay,

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and Skin actually has the title of
King of Country music weirdly, so

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maybe we can have him jump in
as another contestant if that's allowed. I'd

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love to have and the loser has
to sing a country music karaoke song of

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the winter's choice. Okay, about
that? I love it, I love

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it and a thousand dollars and it's
under a reporter. This guy made six

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hundred and sixty six dollars off of
off of gol, off of golf with

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YouTube golf blowhards because I had the
smart depict Scott Scotty won the first draft

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pick. Michael Rappaport's fifty three Friend
of the Station, Friend of lawn Chair

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Friday Rappaports Only, how was that? I thought he was like sixty four.

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Yeah, he yells a lot,
yo yo oh. What do you

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think about the maps? This year? Was a question and then he talks

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a lot, but he asked questions. Mookie Blaylock fifty seven, Pearl Jams

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Pearl Jam Mike what Brody Pearl jam
Wiry fifth year old sixty fifth year for

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Sting Sting YEA had his final match
just a couple of weekends ago, and

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Brody was there? Which Sting?
Gordon Sumner the Wrestler. Okay, take

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out a letter, add another letter, hashtag ruin a wrestler? Stink Kevin

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Turner? Do you got more?
Hashtag ruined a wrestler? Hulk Rogan He's

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Kevin Turner, Bulk Hogan. I'm
working on it. Sult Hogan. There

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he's just sulking like that. That's
pretty good. But then if you changed

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it to Sulk Sogan Jesus Soaker,
whose other birthday is it? Holly Hunter

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sixty six Holly Hunter Yeah, Yeah, she's pretty good. Bone cold Steve

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Austin, Yeah, you don't want
to date him. Dwayne the Doc Johnson,

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he's a doctor. Spike Lee sixty
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Dust. You just removed the letter, you didn't change one. Eh,

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yeah true. Dan gund he's just
danned man, Dan gun, guy named

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Dan Kine, sane, no weird
bits, He's pretty locked, insane,

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ready to go. He's just chill. Uh huh yeah underfaker. Pat Riley

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seventy nine g Q rals Yeah,
Adrian and Brody alright, talkbacks are just

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loaded today. Dear Lord, did
anybody watch season two of Showtime? No?

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And then I heard it sucked hard. Yeah. I watched the first

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episode of it and quit. I
heard it was terrible. Yeah. I

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got asked because I want to watch
it. Lot Sea sucks super pretend that

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it didn't suck. It's I'm going
to watch it. The first one.

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The first season was great. Yeah. The second season just sucked so bad.

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I didn't watch on it. I
quit. Yeah, it was bad?

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Is bad? How what did they
do that made it so bad?

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I don't know? Yes, group
thinking it might have gotten good in episode

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Yes, completely garbage. Yeah,
yeah, I mean the guy it still

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looks like magic you it's still like
I don't know, I don't know,

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it's just tired of it. I
don't know. But I haven't seen a

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single person said I loved it.
I think it was timing. I think

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them of it was so bad.
Maybe timing was bad. Yeah, yeah,

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makes you give it out a shot. I don't know. I mean,

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we watched the damn Tiger King.
Well it was a different watched the

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second season of Showtime, and if
you didn't get the Tiger King, you

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would have never gotten the famous line
I was got by all like golling nuggets

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to that boy. This soul down
he's ripping off an other artist. Beautiful.

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What a scene. That's That show
is better than people think. Here

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we go talk backs about you by
advanced hair restoration. You can leave us

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a thirty second voice message starting tomorrow. If you want to give thirty second

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stars up dates, we'll accept one. That's it. And if you do

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it under thirty seconds, better chance. Crank a little. I don't know

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why that made it, but it
did. I know. These all the

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ways you can work your body,
These all the ways you could work your

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body, bike, bench press,
elliptical, dumb bells. Okay, pull

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ups, dips, crunches, sit
ups, pull ups, dips, crunches,

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set up okay, I love it. Saved by the bell. Good

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morning boys. Uh, sweet sweet
Danny, you dropped the mic and just

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go home with your wacky morning show. Does Ramadan for a day for concert

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tickets and even worse, it's pussy
for tickets. So yeah, I have

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a good rest of your day off. Pale Love you guys. Much continued

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sex. You earned it, you
said, success right, Yeah, much

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continued sex. Yeah, good job
Danny, thank you. I appreciate you

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noticing. Get up. Good morning
boys. This is Daniel from Marlington.

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Now I had an X one time
that had a pet parakeet and oh my

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god, that bee would just never
shut up. Had to get rid of

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her. But the bird was pretty
cool. Hey, zinger for it is

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going for a walk in Arlington.
Yo, what's going on? Down beat?

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So I have decided that I'm going
to quit my job right now and

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just become a waiter. And I'm
going to specialize in explaining the people in

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which where I am employed that these
are the various ways that we serve potatoes.

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Just press play and sing your phone
down on the table. When you

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think it can't get any dumber,
you do it again, You magnificent bastards.

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You bring out Depeche Mode, Danny
loving it, and this time I'm

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not on a three hour drive.
Love y'all's buns have a hell of a

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morning. Thanks man, Sweet mirror
bons. Everyone really loved the Mosquito song,

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which you can hear but tomorrow morning
at six am or right after the

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show on the iHeartRadio, out Spotify, wherever your podcast will post them.

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Field of Dreams, ten Cups,
Robin Hood, Yellowstone. These are the

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ways you can watch Kevin cos O, Little Telegraph, but I love it,

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won't talk Yesterday's sneak attack. I
like tin Cup by the way that

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I love. Cut is great,
so good, underrated. It's better than

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Bagger Vans. I agree with you. Is nothing wrong with it. It's

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fine. I like Bag of Vans
too, but yes, tin Cup is

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great. There's not enough golf movies
here you go, thank you give me

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another ball golf, Happy Gilmore,
caddy Shack. You know what, I

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might put Happy Gilmore as the bottom
of the golf movies. Okay, I'm

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not kidding taking on that. I
just don't think it's that funny. I'll

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take the I'll take the you don't
think it's that funny, it's not.

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It's just me yelling all the time. Get out of my Facebo Parker,

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I'm yelling again, Golf, What
about the part where you don't have to

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start naming bits. I've seen it. It's fine. I'm not saying it's

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terrible. It's just you know,
it's okay. Good luck Shooter Happy you

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just birdied on five? Well,
good for happy Gil. No, my

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god, I hit the ball off
Franking Stein's fat foot. He's got to

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play the balls. Brody Mike from
Gray Vine, Free Jesus, fake Massie.

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These sort of four listeners of the
down be Okay. I hate to

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be sincere and a talkback, but
this show is seriously the best thing going

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on the radio right now. You
inevitably make me laugh, even to the

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point of embarrassing myself when I'm around
anyone else listening over headphones. Truly keep

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it up. Hell yeah, that's
nice because we walk out of here feeling

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like turds everything. If you could, if you could spread that to my

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guy Jim, who sent an angry
email. That'd be great. Oh my

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god, and our bosses fire trucks
to good to get to get to get

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to get Dorito's gette peanuts, got
to get a paradot tree. Right.

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What happened? He's right out of
time? Yeah he ran out. Oh

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man, these are the ways you
try to get a pairado out of the

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tree. Good morning, down beat. I just want to let you know

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that I both love and hate you
guys, because not only do have I

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been walking around singing Crank a Little
Rod to Kathy Ireland. Now I find

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myself listening to them my inc.
Dot Com commercial and thinking the background music

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would be a very good beat for
the potato song Love you Boys commercial,

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But I believe I don't know the
commercial either. I want to listen for

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the ladders bucket lifts. News reporters, Oh, you gotta keep going.

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One morning, this is Dirty Wayne
O. Mike. Mike said, please

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don't talk about me. I'm Dirty
Wayne with the dirty Wane Mike sticks me

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and mayonnaise every day. Dirty Wayne
out Mike. Hey, Oh, I

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am the commodore of the Corinthian Sailing
Club. I rose to power after a

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series of bloody victories on white Rock
Lake and Lake Louisville and a little pond

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by Turtle Creek Parkway intersection where my
boss used to live. I'm calling because

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you misunderstood what my swashbuckling vice commodore
told you when you mentioned the two Olympic

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sized pools full of poo. The
reason we moved the rogatta is because that's

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not enough poo to float yachts on. We needed a place more full of

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craps. So now we're at Kevin's
house. I mean idiot, I rose

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to power after bloody victories. Okay, so there's a flag, but it's

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on a statue of liberty. So
she hold him the flag the freak plug

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and then you put it in the
ground or I don't know. That was

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weird too, Yeah, and that
was weird to be just as good as

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most of them were. I think
that he put into words what was going

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on in our collective brains when Kevin
tried to end that bit. Yeah,

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we were all a little confused,
including me, But I was also morphing

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into a bird at the time.
It's true. It's tough last one,

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hey, boys. So I caught
the first hour. Then I had to

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go to a meeting work car stuff, don't bog. I come back and

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Kevin's still talking about this bird.
I don't know what his obsession is with

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Umaga or whatever his name is,
but I think most of the Metroplex would

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agree getting pegged by Kevin Costner Hulk
would be more entertaining. Well, anyways,

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boys, we're seventeen days away from
WrestleMania, that showcase the Immortals,

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Mike, Me and almost s Roy
love your eff and buns, especially UKT

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joke trope. All right, I
heard almost the Roy in the car seat.

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I heard it trying to get the
radio. Sweetie. Well, we

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want you to go see the Ben
and Skin Show at the Dallas Pluckers on

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Greenville Avenue. We want you to
download the Waterburger app, and we also

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want to ask you We're sorry for
asking you to do so much. We

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also want you to get tickets to
see step Brothers next Tuesday night at the

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theaters. Good nice, have onetfreak
dot com. Buy your tickets. They're

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just seven bucks a house. He
brought us to a big theater. I'm

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chill. We gotta film the big
theater. Now we gotta go on have

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a meeting it's like we needed help. If we could to have more people,

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just buy the tickets for us,
please to please uh back tomorrow though

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maybe some more March Mayhams. That
was fun, uh and god knows what

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else. There's gonna be a ton
of stuff on tomorrow show. All right,

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it's gonna be so fun like always, including a replay of the Mosquito

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song at six podcast and everything as
soon as I can. And UH for

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JJ, for Mike, for Danny, for all of you. Mike Roy

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is gonna send you home with his
signature catchphrase that he's been promoting all throughout

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social media, apparently meant to represent, apparently meant to represent the one hundred

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ways you can cook an egg.
A chef's hat has one hundred plates.

