What the what what is that that it can still be It's an energy drink
that I didn't think it was that frozen, Like it's that like this awful
moment where it's it's oh man, it's just stupid. Oh man, this
is what a disaster looks like. Aquab right now, so sadd we're recording
with the drink exploding. It's so cold, du it's so cold. Welcome
to this Dark Tank Podcast. We are your hosts, Chris Ray, Good
dark Blackman, top sweetee. With no particular order, like real fast,
all right, right, we got to the class. This will be in
this will be this will be in the show, by the way, it
will We're not cutting this out. It will class class sink three two one.
Oh my god. So cold. Okay, that was that was delayed,
but it seems to it's whatever, we'll figure it out. Figure it
out. His time, go start. I don't know how you managed to
do that. That was like it's like the elephant's foot in there, just
like won't stop. We'll get this. That's insane. Jesus, you're you're
like one percent on your You're I understand that we are in an awkward position
where you kind of have to leave that a little bit. But if you
want to go, if you want to step up, if you want to
stand up and like go like clean, like make sure clean whatever you gotta
clean. I don't know if you've got carpets or whatever. Carpet n Actually
no, I saved the carpets. I put down my crew neck. My
elvis. The alien crew neck is now soaked in damn, damn, Oh
god. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. O J.
Simpson has been murdered. Uh, it's a shame. I always loved him,
Yeah, rip O J. Simpson. I loved him in the Naked
Gun. I don't know what else he did, but he was punning the
Naked gun. He was a game changing football player, actually, like genuinely,
like probably one of the best. I meant it's it's he's an unfortunate
soul. That's what I'm saying about OJ the best. Easier to describe him.
It's an unfortunate soul. He is trash, but I love him crazy.
That is crazy, he said that, is it crazy? Is it
crazy? It's crazy? No? No, no, no, no,
no no no. He's trash for killing his He's trash for at least letting
it up that motherfucker had something to do with it. Something he did,
something did it, he did it. I don't think I think he hired
someone to do it. I think that's what happened. And he's very complacent
with it. He was like, well, I think I think he he
There's no question in my mind that he absolutely he he did it. Then
he did not get That's my thing. How did they not? Because that's
the whole point, the whole race Roger thing just happening. Johnny Cochrane,
Yes, fucking Mark Furman. The race was literally literally America was like,
we can't take another black people going crazy countrywide. Let him go. It
was just it was that literally was overlooking the where they were like just to
just to get back to the white man for once, for all the injustices,
for all the times that there in the first situation. Then they did
it by they did it by setting like a rich just a rich guy for
you basically that he was. He was so popular. That's the problem because
rappeness. It was literally it wasn't it wasn't it less than a year later
after Rodney, it was three days after second after and Callie Cally was already
on fire. Literally, it was like La was on fire. I remember
seeing my grandpa's a shotgun he had My grandpa had a shotgun under his bed
because Sunday absolutely when was it early early nineties? Six years old? Man,
I was definitely alive. Holy fun because it was it was just before
minding Christmas time of life, like just just before us. Yeah, you
guys were just sperm or something. I don't know. Yeah, I was
ros my Jamaican dad's nutsack singing Bob Marley and yeah, man, it's been
it's been interesting seeing all the responses to OJ's death because naturally, yeah,
of course, you know people on the ride that are trying to just say,
oh, look at all these people that are worshiping this guy, and
then everybody else is saying where I think people are talking about the complexity.
I'm like, I'm really trying to find the post of like who the fuck
is like ojo oja that is so fucking funny, the worcep this guy,
and everybody's like where are they at? Like I show me the post that
people are like, oh, this guy was the goat, and it's just
like, oh, he was obviously very talented, very charismatic. He's a
murder funny, funny guy man unfortunately complex, but like say, it doesn't
matter. See this is the way that I see it, because let's just
take all of the mysticism out of that trial. If you just look at
him in a way, say, if we're looking at Roman Polanski, well
there's no complication there. It's like, this guy's kind of a scumbag.
And so I felt no remorse making fun of him on Twitter, you know
what I mean. Yeah, The issue with the issue with Oja Simpson is
is that it's strange because he acts in a way he acts very much like
a person who didn't do it right, you know what I mean. Right,
but like in a way that in a way that even super sedes in
a way that's per seed. Like the fact that he went on that talk
show and made that joke about like being the psycho killer, like when you
had the knife. Yeah you remember that video where like the news reporter was
talking about like how like he played a joke on me and I didn't think
it was very funny and she opened the door and she was the only but
it's it's just called but the only, the only reason that you would do
you There are only two. There are two definitive reasons why you would do
that. Either A you genuinely didn't do it, believe it so strongly that
it genuinely doesn't matter to you that you can make a joke that way,
or B you are genuinely insane. I would don't care how that makes you
look. I would I would go with the latter. I think there's a
lot of because it because because because sincerely, like if I was if I
ever got like, if I ever got like me too or whatever, I
would sincerely like, it's so that is so fictional to me that even if
like there were like serious, even if somebody was like, hey man,
look I got all these like doctor screenshots or whatever, I'd be like,
this is so not real that I cannot even begin to take this seriously like
I could. I can't fathom how I would do it, and I woul
probably would end up making a joke like that like a psycho thing. I
would ignore it because it's it's so impossible to stick that to me, you
like, you can't stick one of those things to me. It's so impossible.
That is just like I wouldn't even care, like, mister Jamison,
you're you're you're convicted of murder and rape of the eighteenth degree. I'd be
like, that's not true, and I would just walk off and and go
about my like doing whatever I'm doing. Yeah, exactly, that's impossible.
But I feel like that's we always attribute these scenarios to ourselves, and that's
why we can't share them. Yeah, And I feel like that's always the
bit we don't know, We don't really we don't really know what it's,
what that what that would mean. But and I also think about maybe because
it's also because it's murder and like really heinous, like violent crimes. Sorry,
every time I hear the word violent crimes, I think of this.
Uh. I think his name's John Kennedy or something like. He's like violent
crime and he was like, next time you want to you, next time
you need the cops, call a crack head. I don't know if you
remember that fucking guy. Every time I hear the word violent crimes, I
think of that fucking old time. But I think it because there's all these
white collar crimes that people do brazenly right, and they walk around as if
nothing's happening. They'll they'll I feel like, because it's heinous murder or something,
we kind of see it in a different light because technically it is.
But in the same thing, like a Trump can do anything illegal, but
then just actually like everything's fine. There's a brutality that you know. The
thing is, It's like it's like even if like someone like Bernie made Off
steals a ton of money and materially impacts millions of like you know, low
income lives for the objective worse, that doesn't feel as brutal as somebody going
in and like, you know, kicking somebody to like one individual kicking somebody
to death in a subway, you know what I mean. Like, it's
like it's a lot more it's a lot easier to be angry at that,
right. But yeah, I don't know, dude, I gotta say,
man, I am these I don't know. I don't know if anybody in
the audience can relate. We're recording this on April thirteenth. I got I
got, I got sick yesterday and so we couldn't record. But it's food
poisoning. I won't get any into any more detailed than that, But don't
don't get Del Taco. I made one mistake. I was like, I'll
go to Del Taco. God, you know what, it's right there.
I'm not even fucking joking. I swear to you, I'm not even remotely
kidding. I just got like the number. I just got, like a,
I got a burger. I probably shouldn't go a burger. But because
I didn't, you know what it is, I didn't trust their tacos.
I went on a tribe of like, the chicken is actually good there you
chickens, Actually you did say that. You said that, and I forgot
that. I just remember giving in like Dell Taco is kind of good.
But so I was like, man, I was, I was in.
I was in dire straits. But I've never had taco once. I'll never
have it, ye see. And that's the thing, like of this dude
saying the chickens not good and then saying I've never had Del Taco, I'm
like, how could you trust somebody that says something like that? How could
you somebody that would say something so rigorous it's like ignorant, But Dell Taco
every time I walked past up here. See that's the thing, like I
I just you sound like you're like, God, shut the fuck up,
you like a like a are you do you have? Do you have allergies?
Yes? Of course, Yeah, dude, that's what I was gonna
say. Almost they just started, like they they just started to kick my
ass almost analogies. I was shivering, I was cold, I was my
head I had the worst headache ever, dude, Like for see the analogies.
It's I think that's COVID again. No, no season, dude,
there's You should see the uptick in hospitalizations from seasonologies. It's hilarious, Like,
yeah, people some people get it so bad that they're like I think
I'm dying and they'll go to the hospital. And I did. I used
to have I used to have that. I used to have seasonologies that were
so bad that like I I would get I had asthma temporarily. I had
like a subscription to asthma basically because it would I would only have asthma during
allergy season, but like outside, I didn't have it. Isn't insane.
Yeah, I didn't know that that was even fucking possible. But uh yeah,
dude, Like they they hit the thing about them is that they hit
overnight, Like you're you will feel fucking fine, and then you'll wake up
and it'll all be over. It'll all be over before this. The only
time it hits me at night is if the it depends on the central air,
if it's due and it's thing like, say, for example, the
AC has not been on for a very long time because we just got out
a winner and uh to the a C kicking in because it got fucking hot
a shit over here recently. So then all of a sudden the dust is
blown out of the vents and then that destroyed, absolutely destroyed, or everything
bloomed at once over here. So I went outside with my windows down for
a little week because it felt nice, and I was done ten minutes later.
It's it's it's it's an assault on people, And I feel like,
how I just get Let can I get the powers of a god? I
will make this world so much better? No, there won't. That won't
be a thing anymore. You don't I'm cutting out of allergies are not even
gonna be a thing anymore. No one's gonna be able to you can't.
I can't you. No person that asked for the powers of the god needs
them. No one is like can you get no one reponsibility? Can I?
Can I point something out real quick? The sutherfucker just picked up the
mic stand the mic, started his audio and slammed it against his desk three
times. I don't move it. You know what's funny, You don't have
microphone micro movements pick up. We were leave at stationary, right, Jojo
and I were just having a conversation about us, you know, moving to
Cali and then the whole situation, because the whole thing, the whole thing
is is kind of a nightmare scenario trying to get everything figured out. But
then I'm like, all right, you know, but still the point of
it to do it is to you know, make the podcast grow, doing
the person stuff like that. And then we're talking about just things being better
quality, and specifically what came up is your gay ass stand. Your your
gay ass stand came up in that conversation. It was like, why does
this nigga not have like a proper fucking armstand that it can suspend and just
not fucking better that one. It was so stupid. It was such a
stupid like botched one, and I'm like, you bought watched away with it
was like fucking like it looked like a massive dildo, and I was like,
what is this one? And I would have been it and it would
it would snap back and almost through my fucking mic, through my closet door,
and I was like, what is going on? It is one hundred
dollars. What is happening right now? You probably have one of those fancy
I think I saw them on like Joe Rogan or something that, like you
said, it looks like it should be worth it. There's if it's one
hundred dollars, because the one that I have is I mean definitely not that.
Mine was probably like forty bucks, fifty bucks or something like that,
and uh, I bought it. I thought a twenty dollars one that was
a little weak, but then I just upgraded it by like paying hundred percent
more. I guess technically, yeah, I I wrote, I put down
a list of like everything that we would we would need. I did all
the math on it, and goddamn, yeah, goddamn it is. It
is expensive. It is so it's like doable, it's not crazy, but
it's so annoyingly like prohibitively expensive to make a like but even before just like
a table and chairs, which is like the easiest thing. I'll figure that
out. That's easy. Yeah, but I just need to man, Yeah,
it'll be it'll be exciting. I'm excited to like we have I have
a general idea, I know exactly the cameras that we need. I'm gonna
actually go see a guy about maybe potentially renting some, uh I think on
Tuesday, see if that might be worth it. But renting cameras, yeah,
yeah, just like because you we could buy them, but they were
they're you know, they're you know, podcasts cameras. I'm not looking for
like tricasters or anything. But uh, it's just kind of a it's a
bitch to have and maintain. So it'd be like, ah, you know,
if you could rent it for like a fucking little bit. I don't
know, I'm looking at it. This is this is outside podcast stuff anyway,
should be talking about this off camera anyway? What else? So o
Ja Simpson's gone he died? Uh oh well whatever. He was completely overshadowed,
by the way by Conan O'Brien going on going on Sean Evans's Fucking Hot
Wing Show, because he was trending for only a little bit before that.
And it's like, oh interesting, nobody really nobody cares like at all.
Do you remember that golf cart video where he was like, I knew Michael
Jackson, look at this photo of us, and then he says rest in
peace, Michael, take care and then he drives away in a golf cart.
I up a camera. That was the thing he kept doing, like
being on his golf cart and golf piecing out. He would drive off and
that iconic was it like hey, like hello, hey, Twitter world,
it's yours true, It's yours true. Twitter start off. I once I
missed my old Twitter account because I wanted to pull it up where I responded
or I applied to one of his tweets with I just I had a oven
mid on and I just went up to my dish rack and I was like,
hey, Twitter World, it's yours truly, and I would just I
just grab a butcher knife really fast. It was like a two second video
and it got so much traffic, and I was surprised none of his team
deleted or anything. Was just there and I was like, this is I
love everything about OJ being on Twitter because he wasn't verified, Because back then,
I think, what's his name Jack Dorsey had I guess a teeny bit
of morals. You know, obviously he's still the owner of Twitter, but
enough to be like, maybe we shouldn't like prop up this dude, Maybe
we shouldn't give this guy verification. I hope so, because it made it
so much better. Funny fucking those accounts, the parodies, those ship like
were just propping like crazy. Joe's truly he thought, that's what he was
like, Damn man, that was a funny joke. I did. I
did kill her, you know that I killed her? Right, It's like
what I almost wish it would be. I almost like if only he said
something like with his last words that was that would like really fuck with people,
right, you know what I mean. I feel like if I if
I were in that position, even if I did do it, you know,
I'd be like, I'm about to go, I really didn't do it.
But we're in the room with the person who did they just leave,
you know what I mean, just some some absolute ca It's kind of like
that thing where we were talking about like how if if I were if like
we were Trump or whatever, we would like pretend to be like taking control
of my forces beyond the control. Yeah, uh, just the vague like
it tell everybody in the world it's true, and then everyone's like, oh,
you must be talking about this obviously, but oh yeah, it's just
like vague, cryptic bullshit. Man. I do love the joke that it's
you know, it's it's whatever. But the joke of like cancer has spoken
out and has denied anything to do with something like that, that whole meme
is like, I it's very dumb, but I like it's like it's exactly
like that's that's good. That's like a safe that's a safe one. But
since this is gone, rest in peace, I guess I don't know.
I don't give a ship. The Fall Show, Oh there you go,
Fallout Show, The Fall Show. I've only gotten two minutes into it every
time. Didn't have time to finish it. I didn't have time that Actually
I was watching I was watching X Men ninety seven right before it, and
so five bro, we'll talk about that a minute'll talk about the minute.
We'll talk about that later. We'll talk about it because grammy levels, grammy
levels of word don't we'll talk about that later. I don't want my head
to explode right now. Because that shit was insane so good and let's not
get into it yet, but just episode five X Men ninety seven was fucking
phenomenal. It was crazy. It was so it was so good that like
will line quote from that episode? Yeah, you can. I ask you
one question, one question, one question about X Men before we uh is
it? Are they doing it like a weekly thing. They're not doing it
like fall Out where they drop it all at once. Right, this weekly
followers dropped all I'll maybe check it out. It's all out, Yeah,
fall up, they dropped it the whole They dropped the whole season. Yeah,
oh, very cool. I'll probably watch it tonight after you have Three's
crazy. Oh dude, that's why I gotta go at uh three, because
that starts. Because the fucking this card is so since it's the three hundredth
thing, it's so stacked that even the fucking prelims, which usually just has
nobody's on it, you know, to the to the casual person, no
to, a former champion of the lightweight division is starting off the main card
at three PM, And I'm like, this is it? This is It's
that's how stacked it is that I'm like, fuck, I got I gotta
go get to my place. I gotta you know, and so it's a
whole thing, but yeah, I want to watch. So you guys,
I've heard great things about Fallout. I've said, I've literally only ten minutes
into it where we're literally they're just doing the you know, there's no spoilers,
just they're doing an exchange right or resources for a breeder kind of a
thing. That's literally as far as I've got. And then I just turned
it off racially ambiguous. Baby, No, I haven't even know. I
haven't even gotten to Like I said, like, I'm like ten minutes,
don't don't He's yeah, leave it, leave it alone for that, but
like, dude, like it's yeah, it's really good. I'm on like
the I'm about to start the last episode. I finished the penultimate one last
night. This makes a lot of sense that you get the whole thing is
out because I thought it was gonna be episodic and I'm like, why is
everybody saying it's so good? Like I was like, is this has one
episode? Just drop? I was just like I was like, how good
can it be within one episode? Like don't they even set everything up?
I was literally confused. The first episode is really good though, also like
it's it's it's uh, they nailed it, you know, they nailed the
vibe. I said before that, like it is kind of like a cheat
code with thought because just that just like the nineteen fifties, like Wasteland aesthetic
with like old timy music playing is just so cool. It's just such a
it's just such a good vibe that like you could really you could probably put
young Sheldon in that universe and it would be like a really highly watched you'll
enjoy you know what I mean, Like it's it died war films, like
think of think of a war film or a war show that people are like
that was so much ass. It's almost like I can't think of one off
the top of my head. I mean people were like I watched Bandon Brothers,
for example, and it was way too overhyph for me. I still
enjoyed it. I got incredibly sad at the part when they're in a the
fucking the the death camps and the ternment camps that actually like fucked my brain
up. Whoa, whoa spoilers, Oh yeah, big spoilers unless you didn't
know it was about world War two. That is kind of a spoiler spoilers
for spoilers for World War two, but like that's the formula meisod that there
are certain things I would love to be a charge of because then I would
be like, oh yeah, I even though I have no experience in this,
all the people around me will make it great. And I feel like
Fallout is one of those things that I did see a lot of politics because
apparently the same people they don't the same people that complain about everything about video
games and this, this and that, like they didn't know the origins is
a fall Fallout, They don't know how it's a well, it should be
pretty obvious that it's an anti war sentiment in the same vein of oh yeah
people, the same people that are like, oh, hell, divers is
fucking awesome, but not understanding how anti war and anti fascist it is.
It's the same people that don't understand. I don't know how you don't miss
it, Like I don't know how they miss it. The stupidest, the
stupidest shit that I saw about the show We're Dude. It feels so funny
as you're just seeing a show this good as good as as the Fallout show
and how like how it captures like the vibe and like there's there's props from
the from the game in there, like they're the Bobbleheads, the two Headed
Brahmins, the fucking you know, the Ghoules look great, the stimpacked sound
effect, like everything is there. It's like and the producer even said,
like, dude, I played Fall three and I fell in love with it,
and I've always wanted to I wanted to make this a real show so
you could tell. You could tell, like the people making it loved what
the fucking you know the games were, And people are still like, man,
the T sixty power armor doesn't work that way, or like the helmet
doesn't open that way, and it's like, dude, I wish I was
you, I wish I was. Do you understand we got a I got
I got a Halo show where Master Chief fuck's a prisoner of war. Like,
you have no idea how good you have it? If they have,
they cannot fathom. They cannot fathom how blessed air is, like, oh
wow, your your show actually uses sound effects and props and music from the
games. Wild crazy. They didn't even do. They didn't do any of
that the Halo Show at all. It's crazy, but Washington sort of that
guy out of his fucking uh what is it the Mulenai armor? Right,
yeah, And like I was just like, fucking so stupid. I was
like, Okay, I you know, this is a cool action sci fi
show. That's not it's just weird. It's it was. It's entirely fine
until you see the follow show and you're like damn, You're like, oh,
like we really could have had I'm gonna give guys a take of mine.
I think the Halo Show is a fine show. It is not a
good Halo show though, right, That's exactly that. That's the that's the
problem is that the fall Up Show is a fine show, and it's a
great Fallout show. The Last of Us is a is a fine show,
and it's a great Last of a show. There's no reason why the Halo
Show couldn't have been a great Halo show. What do you think when these
people want maximum money and stuff, producers and everybody that are running ship.
I thought, I thought, I swear to god, I thought after Deadpool
one came out, I thought it was we we we figured it out.
I thought it was over. It was like, okay, great, this
made a ton of money for ratedar film. This is what this is the
this is the formula. Now just do what the dumb fucking audience wants.
You know that includes myself. Just just give it to them, Just give
them what they want one and then they're going to watch it. I don't
understand, like because I know there's people that take the artistic liberties, but
I thought the producers are supposed to tell them to shut the fuck up,
because the producers want to maximize their profits to get their money back and ship
and make more money. I don't know. And there are there are some
liberal there. It's like, very mind they did. They do take some
liberties too. It's like there's nothing wrong with that. It's like it's just
a matter of like, man, this is actually this is just genuinely the
game in a show for like, my parents would love this show, I
think. And it's a great representation of Fallout. And I see people being
like, well, this is Bethesda's fall This isn't like the original Fallow.
It's like, I'm sorry, I hate to break this to you. Shut
the fuck up, Fallout bees. This bethes this fall Out, even New
Vegas, which is based you know, I mean, you know, let's
be real, like it's it's it's that's Bethesda's bones, that's the bones of
a Pathesta game. There of course, I mean, just because Obsidian did
it, it would it exists without right, no one would have done it.
And it's like, look, dude, this is when, this is
when Fallout was the biggest and the most popular. Like I understand, I
understand. It's like, oh, I want it to be like the originals,
but like people really vibed with Fallout three and and New Vegas in a
way that they didn't with the originals. And I'm sorry, and and I
know people be like, well, you fucking you want the Halo Show to
be like the original. It's like, yeah, because the originals are more
popular than the people. That's not the same problem people Fallout games, man,
like, they're not at all people original still want Who do you know
personally that played fall Out one and two. I know one of the people.
I don't few people, but they're but they are Fallout fans. I
know tru regroactive people. I know people that played Fallout three and then they
went back and played the first two people that played that played Fallout one,
they plaid all of them though they played all of them. They're not even
you guys aren't even that fucking old. I don't believe that. I don't
believe that people that have played definitely played Fallout. I believe that they played
a retroactive I don't think they grew up with it. I think you guys
are too young for that. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, it's
definitely. I totally think you guys are definitely no one. Definitely no one
in my age group for sure. But I know people that have played that.
I like it would be like the same way and be like, oh,
man, I grew up playing fucking Balder's Gate and Ship. I'm like,
no, you didn't, you didn't. But what I'm saying, I
tell you one thing. I played Balder's Gate one and two because of my
uncle. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I admit that,
but I did play because he liked that ship. And then I'm like,
oh, yeah, now I'm I played balld and I played Deadly Aliant
as well. That was me playing it. It's just like, and I'm
not even trying to criticize I'm just saying, like I most people didn't.
I'm older, so there were some games I grew up with, like I
grew up with StarCraft and a lot of old that ship Diablo. But like
say, there's a lot of people that they had to play it way after
the fact because it just wasn't their time, and the same way, I
feel like Fallout was the same fucking thing where nobody answered. My brother didn't
play Fallout so I had no chance to play fall Out one and two because
he was the one that showed me everything, like also you RPGs, yeah,
And so I missed it and I played Fallout three and I was like,
this game's fucking rad. I tried playing the older ones, and I'm
like, I don't really, It's just like they're not really for me,
to be honest, the gameplay of it is just very different. And and
look, it's like I understand, like as an original fan wanting that,
but at the same times, like these are not really comparable things, you
know, like Fallout was really put on the map by three. That is
the Fallout that most people know. It is the most well received and like
most universally acclaimed Fallout, the Halo show to the Halo Show doesn't even go
by like the rules of even the shittier games. It makes its own bullshit
up, which is even stupider. Like even if they wanted to do like,
oh well, based off the new stuff, I would have been like,
all right, well, at least they're basing it on the fucking game
in some way, even though I would have preferred like the originals, because
the originals were were too Halo what Fallout three was to the original Fallouts,
But whatever, it doesn't matter. The fall show is really fucking good.
Walton Goggins is so good in that show, very good man everything. I
loved it and everything. Yeah, he's great. Love, There's nothing,
nothing, nothing. Every time I've seen him he was, uh, he
kills everything. Matt Matt Barry being in it was so nice to see,
Like I was like, oh my god, they got this fucking guy.
Man, I didn't know that would have been a nice little surprise. It's
not, it's not, it's not. It's because it's Matt Barry, though,
Is he like Matt Barry in the show. Somewhat? Yeah, it's
it's it's enough, it's enough to notice, but like, yeah, it's
it's it's good. It's good ship. Like, I highly recommend everybody if
you have Prime check it out. Although Prime is doing this weird thing now
that I didn't know that they were doing. Where like I was watching Half
I finished like three episodes or four episodes, and then an ad played and
I was like, yeah, oh yeah, they what is it? So
every streaming service now is because they realized that ads is more profitable than the
premium versions of their So they're they're even a Netflix Disney pluster all trying to
get people to do the ad version of the thing. You can still pay
more for premium stuff and no ads, but they're gearing people more towards it
because they make more money with the ads revenue. And so now all of
a sudden, they just happened to just put ads in their shit. I
started realizing this, I'm like, what the fuck? And then that they
have a thing that I thought was illegal, that their ads are louder than
the fucking show because that used to be a thing, like a Hulu used
to do this thing notoriously. And then they're like, nah, you can't
do that shit because it was Spotify louder Spotify. I remember Spotify being like
really popular because it's like you'd be listening to you, you'd be listening to
fucking I don't know, uh, fucking love Me Browning because for whatever reason,
that's what you're listening to. And then tired of the ads and they
would screen at you and they would just like have these these like it would
be like like a cow being slaughtered in the background and like a pig being
dipped in battery acid? Are you tired of the ads? Subscribed to Spotify
Premium and get all sorts of fucking ads? And then you just hear the
nine to eleven happening behind the guy and people screaming and explosions and oil and
death by like a fucking like a big game beat to death with a log?
Is there anything worse than like a pig being slaughtered? Noise sound?
That ship sounds so bad in person, man, I've heard it in person
more than one. That shit sounds bad. It feels like it's funny,
That's how bad it sounds. It's almost funny, almost funny, like actually
this like holy really it sounds like something that we we shouldn't fuck with pigs
because of how like almost demonic in a way, like it's just such a
sound that you're like, bro, should we be eating this thing? This
is crazy? But it's just the way they kill it too, Dude.
I saw them kill it with a log. It's a log and a people,
and they just hit it with logs till they died. Who were the
people that were killing fucking farmers? Farmers in the cribbe that are just assholes,
Like just get a knife and slid its throat or something. The log
The most terrible, the most terrible thing that I saw, Just the most
terrible thing. Oh my god. The most terrible thing that I saw was
like on a farm somewhere where they like they killed pigs by having them stand
in the center of a room and then they swing too heavy logs down and
crushing in between. Uh, they lure a pig up to like a piece
of like I don't know whatever they whatever they eat? What do pigs eat?
Literally slop? Yeah, I did waiting the idea of leading a pig
down a thing and then somebody comes and kicks in the head's ared and died.
That's crazy. That's a punter. Yeah, maybe you're at like why
even lead it? Why even lead it? Somewhere where you just have a
guy run up to it and kick it. Need his track, he's enough
track to get his enough speed. Do you think the pigs pigs, if
there was enough pigs, they would rise up, Like say, for example,
you're just one guy and you're kicking the pigs to death. Do you
think all of them would just wait to be kicked to death? Or do
you think some of them might try to bite you and eat you and something?
What do you think, Uh, If you can kick a pig to
death in the head and it will die, those pigs better stay where the
fun they are and die quiet, because that's a strong Pigs are tough.
They're not weak animals. That's why when you when they beat him with the
log, it takes so long for them to die. You eat it crazy,
like they'll eat your feet man, They'll they'll bite you, they'll eat
people. People have talked abou eating by pig because they fall down and they
get hurt really badly. And they learned that in a red I Get You,
I was I was I was trying to lead to like a hilarious little
scenario that we could have rifted on about a guy with no feet fighting a
pig. But it's okay. It's try to smother it if you want.
That was a dumb thing. That was a dumb it would have been.
It was gonna be like to get off the way of problems. Oh wow,
look at you having fun riffic about it. It's silly. Do you
think do you think you could beat a pig with no feet? Maybe?
I think I could think. I think I can figure it out. So
the so what do you got? What do you mean? How do you
how do you beat the pig? How do you beat the pigs? Well?
I feel like I feel like now that I'm not encumbered by my feet,
I could move around the battlefield a lot more like limberly. You know.
It's it's almost like I have spider legs now because they're all there.
Yeah, yeah, that and maybe it's exactly like that. It's like walking
around It's like do you ever do you guys ever like walk around on crutches,
but like without your feet? You know what I mean? Yes?
Like that. So in this scenario, are been severed. We don't have
any We don't we don't feel are because so are we talking about? Like
they? So the pigs did they eat your feet to where you just have
perfect stumps. Yeah, okay, all right, I can I can deal
with that. Yeah, it's like one it's one one, one swift chomp
and your feet are gone. Okay, it's just and it's like clean.
And then see what I want. I was hoping they would chompy to where
you have, like you know, a piece of your bone is kind of
sharp, and then you could really just kind of rapier the pigs. You
can really what I'm saying, it's like it's not good because yeah, you
could skewer them with your new pointy legs like that. I think you'd be
in a good spot, I think. And now you and now your feet
aren't open to weakness because they can't. They can't eat you feet once they've
eat your feet already, you know, do you think it can? I
yeah, yeah, go ahead. Well I was gonna say, like,
do you feel like if you lose a limb, let's say you lost your
arm or something, or let's say you know what, you lost your left
arm and your right leg and you have like prosthetics, is there any part
of you that is like relatively relieved that there's less of you that there could
be a problem with no, because really the biggest problems that I worry about
are all in my fucking torso. Like you know, like, oh,
I have this bar like by my sternum I think it's called sternum, yeah,
by the that bone by yeah yeah. Like I have the this bump
here, and I'm like, oh no, what is this? Should I
get this screened? Like god? You know, it's usually I don't feel
I felt a lump on my calve one time and then I forgot about it
immediately and then I was like, oh yeah, and then I checked.
I'm like, oh sweet, it's gone. Who cares. But if it's
like on my torso, I get way more scared and I just want,
like I wish we can. There's this picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger where most of
his torso's gone and it's just his legs pretty much just into his chest,
so it shows him like flexing and so he's pretty much just arms and legs.
That's what I want to be. I just want to be arms and
legs. And I feel like there's so much less maintenance your body. Your
body would probably run really efficiently because you have to do if you didn't have
all of the middle parts of your body, and I keep you alive.
Sure, okay, so let me guess. Also, wait a second,
what if all of my organs are just in just right. Because it's just
right, it's pretty much arms. I think bodies are brilliant at adapting.
I think that is a real scenario that could happen. It's like you ever
seen. I just want magnetic I just want to be prosthetic limbs. I
want like fucking like cybernetic limbs so bad to want you cut your legs.
I want to look down. I want to look down at my Cybrita can
close it and open it and realize I could smack the fuck out of somebody's
genuine, genuine questions, nice, actual, actual, genuine question if there
were, if there were, if we were at a point right now where
like there are like amazing uh robotic prosthetics where like you could basically even like
it even mimics the sensation of touch, you know, like you can feel,
you can you're basically you're you're like ninety percent the way where your normal
hand would be. Like as far as like mobility and dexterity and all that
stuff, would you willingly get rid of your arm for that, not yet.
No, I mean I'm saying hypothetically. In a world it has to
be, it has to be. It has to be better than like,
I have to be better than I was. I can't be worse than I
am. There's no point I'm just downgrading. Okay, Okay, let's put
it this way. The arm is stronger than your human arm, but you
only have you you're missing ten percent of the sensations that you would normally get
from it from your arm, so you can't feel necessarily everything, and you're
not you're not as limber, but it is. It is considerably stronger,
not like that to the point where you're able to lift a car necessarily,
like easily, but enough that it's like it's noticeable what you can strong?
Are you talking about? Like you could rip a door off its hinges,
like really easily, but like a car is still a strong car? Oh?
Really easily? Brother, for just a little less sensation? What what?
Of course? Of course I'm in the middle. Yeah, I don't
even know why. I don't even know why this is a debate. Really,
I'll do it for my legs. I won't do it for my arms,
brother, for just like I mean, I want less sensation. Man,
when you fucking like over my legs, not my arms, my arm,
pa, no, my legs. Hell yeah. I would kicked the
fuck out of trees. I would kick trees, I'd kick dogs. I'd
kick people in the middle of their bodies and break their backs. The idea
of just spinning kicking somebody in the spine with my leg and there's fine,
just pops like an X ray for botal coma. This right here is evidence
that when we have these upgrades available in the future, you will not be
able to get them. You you just want to. You've sealed your fate
because in the background history and they're gonna be like, oh no, this
guy literally just wants to kill everyone. And they're like, we can't want
to. I want to. I want to do something fucked up, sound
like weird. And people are like chasing after me that I look at them
and I jump over like a fucking wall, and they're like, what the
fuck was that? Well, I wouldn't necessarily. I want to get cybernetics
to become a cryptid. I okay, you get rid of both your legs.
It works. Huh would you get rid of both your legs then,
yeah, both of them. That's wild. I wouldn't do that. My
legs go to my spine. Yeah, everything that everything that doesn't directly touch
things like touch and grab things I get of No, I keep my eyes
for now until I would, like I get bored. Maybe I don't want
my eyes would probably the first thing. My eyes would probably be the first
thing to go. I think. I think I would immediately be like,
get me, get me out of these eyes. I don't know. I
wouldn't get a dick that comes out and it swings real fast like a propeller
and then it stops. So you want to So you're okay with having a
fake dick, but you you want your Yeah, but like you're like,
because I want to be able to touch. I want to be able to
touch and feel things. I feel like that can ground me. That I'll
be doing that that grounds me when i'm like, like when I'm really walling
out. So it's like, hey, touch my head, like I feel
like having I feel like sensation is probably the most grounding thing that really reminds
you think I'm not fucking no more. I'm not there to fuck. I'm
gonna cause trouble man. It's because your penis is already broken, isn't it?
With my fucking cyber, Dick, I'm just gonna hump a hole through
a car like someone's gonna be driving a car and my cyber is gonna come
right through that window and today side. You're villain, Dude, you're a
villain. But what are you doing, dude, I'm hump the car over
And then fucking do you're gonna like convince all the doctors and scientists that you
like need this for like benevolent reasons, sir, sir, I need this.
I'm in so much pain all the time. I need it. And
then you'll be like, are you sure like? Leave my arms though?
Leave my arms the same And as soon as you're off the operating table,
you just hump a hole to the fucking surgetycap open. You're fucking still drugged
with anesthesia, you're naked. You just bust out of there and just start
wreaking having immediately. All right, I can't get something, but I can
hear, and I'm just listening here, except it is listening for stagged eye.
That's crazy. He's a fucking villain. I always do it. Come
on, dude, it has to be one person to do dumb shit like
that. There's gonna be way too many that would do that. But really
superheroes and like and and villains, that's that's when that shit's gonna happen.
We're gonna really have that. But do you think who do you think there
would be? So what is the raceihow between humans the heroes villain you think
would be? Let's population got powers? I think it'd be thirty seventy So
I think it'd be like thirty fifty twenty percent doesn't do anything, there's not
involved, they're just doing what for themselves. Yeah, I think there would
be more villains. I think there definitely would be more. No that most
people aren't level it. I think that I would say ten percent would actually
be villains, but they would be really villainous and they would crush a lot
of people, so that's usually. I think there'd be more villains. I
think it'd be a lot of people. You'd have a lot of people who
are villains in the same way that like, I don't know, like a
petty criminal is like like doing really low level stuff. You probably have a
lot of those. But I do think you would have more people trying to
be like legit heroes and like ten percent of villains being like, you know,
fucking really diabolically evil. It'd be like Magnetos. It'd be like it'd
be like twenty percent Magnetos and doctor Doom niggas, you know, just like
these guys are bad fucking nuts because evil niggas that got good powers, right,
like I can control fucking lightning, but and it'd be like, why
would he get that? But I think there would. I think there were
genuinely be more heroes. I just think like the heroes would be more.
I feel like everything in the real world is a lot more gray than it
normally would be anyway, Like I think I think you'd have a lot of
villains who are probably like doing villain shit for good, like relatively like moralistic
reasons. You probably have a lot of super heroes who are doing really good
shit, but like are probably not great individuals, not necessarily like the boys
level where they're like fucking you know, rapists or whatever. But like,
I do think you'd have a lot more of a gray scale just because I
look at and I've brought this up before because like, dude, the amount
of trust that we have in each other as a society. Like even in
this society, which is like a really really low trust one in comparison to
like other places like Japan, is like we we have cars, big metal
vehicles barreling through the streets at like really like dangerous speeds at pretty much all
moments of the day. Yeah, and yet the amount of people who are
killed by that is not remotely as high as I would have assumed, as
I assume it would be same thing with guns, the amount of guns that
are on the street, or like the amount of guns that are present in
like the American population versus how many people actually like just go around shooting each
other. It's actually fucking romote markably low, given like the sheer volume.
So like, I do think most people are inherently good, and most people
are like like, if they had some kind of level of power, they
would try to exert it in a positive way, but I think they would
still be pretty fucked up people, right, Most people just want to coast
this even it's twisted as like say, a lot of exsanely racist bigots are
they are fucking angels to their own kind or something, or people who they
tolerate. It's so it's such a fucked up dynamic, you know, like
they just think in their little worldview that like oh yeah, because you'll see
hey, neighbor and shit and stuff. But then that you know, a
black person passed by and starts snarling and shit. So it's like it's it's
just weird. It's like this weird fucking cognitive disiness they kind of have where
it's like, yeah, I love my brothers, and then but then you
know there's that nigga over there that he just doesn't think is human, and
it's like fuck. So I do think most people do try to do good
and they're doing fucked up things before, like you said, the for the
wrong reasons. So yeah, I agree with that, but I think I
just don't no way man. The only thing I feel like what happened is
there's so many like, what's that one quote that one of the founding fathers
says, something like evil flourishes or something when good men and women do nothing,
or they say good men, they just say women when good men do
nothing, and it's in the same vein. I feel like there'd be just
a handful of ultra villains that would be decimating a bunch of stuff, and
most people wouldn't do anything about it because they'd be too afraid. And then
there would be a lot of good people trying to do something, but they'd
get slaughtered to because they get I get jaded. I thought this would be
right, it'd be a lot of it'd be a lot of heroes. The
first wave right to be a plan of heroes. Everybody's doing the right thing.
And then what happened would be people would get still discriminated and hurt for
just being heroes, and then it would just lead down a really fucked up
path. Also, I feel like it'd be like one horrible like pedophile like
gets like time travel or some fuck ability, and it's like, no,
this is so bad. In your aunts, this is so not good having
sex with historical babies going back and every person he rapes the dude, every
doctor, King, he Blincoln, fucking who else, Oppenheimer fucking, every
fucking Jesus Christ, he gets kids, Jesus, he finds the real Jesus,
like, oh Jesus is real and rapes the baby in the main and
its like what, like the world would be completely different. It wouldn't be
such a rut versus universe. Let's do questions. Man, this is fucking
that's crazy. It just be one guy with why way too much power doing
really fucked up things. Let's let's let's yeah, let's gotta let's get to
some questions. Mental retardation. I can make nuclear explosions, Yeah, yeah,
Zorro Comido wrote in he said, howdy have you ever wild? Have
you ever? Have you ever smacked your dick accidentally when taking a bath while
trying to grab falling soap or something you dropped? This happened to me recently,
so it left me pondering and quaking in pain. I don't know,
I don't know this specific this specific scenario has never happened to me. But
I've definitely, I definitely tapped myself like a number of times. I'm just
like, how do I wait? I really can't massively hit my testicles before.
I'm sure that persons scenario, what did they smile gave immediately? I
don't know his hand is that's stupid? That's so stupid that he's so he
smacked his own dick trying to grab soap soap? Is that what he's saying
his matters so little to me. I'm gonna be real. Gee, I
just I just I just thought it was a good question because I often find
myself not often, but like every time that it does happen to me where
I hit myself in the balls, I feel like such a fucking idiot where
it's like how do I? How did I do this? To me?
It's usually like some like I'm like, it usually happens whenever I'm like managing
wires and it's like, oh, a bunch of wires, and then I'll
like do the thing where like I roll it around my hand real fast to
get it in a role, and then it'll like it'll tap me, and
I'll be like, oh, how did I do this? How does this?
It's almost like biting your tongue when you're eating, where it's like how
the fuck that's so much experience. I have so much experience navigating this,
and it's like how do I? How did I manage to be so stupid
in this one instance where I like just forgot the mechanics of my own body.
It's unfortunate that shit's whack. Buying the tongue is a fuck God damn
uh so yeah, I can't, he said, smack dick. Like,
so I'm like, the first of all, it's already weird because I think
probably people hit their dicks all the time they don't notice it's hitting the balls,
like you were saying, that's the thing that stands out where I have
I have one burn. It to my memory of it was, uh,
I think so I was really young and I was balancing a book on my
I was laying down in my bed balancing a book on my knee like kind
of like reading it in a way that it's almost falling off my knee,
but I'm kind of have my hand and it's just like it was kind of
like a little thing so I can just read it from a distance. It
was nice. And then I was I got careless where it just fell to
the side a little bit and I was wearing very just silky boxers, so
no protection really, and the corner of the book, the sturdiest part just
perfectly hit me in my ball, and I was just like, I can't
believe I let this happen to me, Like it's it was the dumbest fucking
scenario that like I've never done. I never have done that again in my
life. As far as how reading a book that way, because it's kind
of it was kind of a nice way to do it. You're laying down,
your knees are perched up in a book kind of against your knee.
It was kind of nice. Not anymore. Yeah, I learned my lesson.
It's the most when I get you feeling in the world. When it
happens, I get really upset. When I get really upset, I squeezed
my balls. I squeeze them tight, dude. Like stand you can see
the veins bulging out of my fucking arm and one side on my face,
and I squeeze them. I squeeze them. When I calmed down, I
don't squeeze them no more. That is insane, dude. I gotta get
really mad to do it, though. I gotta be really upset. If
you see me put my hand on my pants when I'm mad at you and
I start squeezing my balls, you're in danger. You better watch out.
How many times have you squeezed your pants while you're doing PvP? Damn bro?
Every time I'm playing with one hand pretty much, I'm competently playing a
pvpach too at one head don't call me, don't don't call me Shirley road
In. She says, quick question, if all of you were to do
a commentary track for a movie, which movie would it be? The idea
of watching Rocky with the commentary track being all about piss bits sounds more enjoyable,
possible extra animal material. I have. So I've so, I'm I'm
gonna admit that this is like pretty shameless, but there's a there's a YouTube
channel called pretty much it where it's just these guys. I've never met any
of them. I don't know any of them individually or anything, but they
do these like commentary tracks for like movies. That's like their whole thing,
and they do it for pretty much everything, Like they cover every single movie,
and they they sell their their commentary track on their patreons so you could
like listen to it alongside the movie. I've always felt like that was like
a brilliant idea because it's a way to monetize other people's content without actually stealing
it. You can sell it and it has nothing You're not selling the movie.
It's so it's it's such a smart idea, and I have thought about
how fun it would be like if we were all in person, not necessarily
do this for every single movie, but like for like special one offs,
to do something like that where we're like, especially when we're all in person
and we can watch it in person and do all that stuff like in house
in the room with each other. How fun it would be to watch something
like Spider Man or Rocky or something that like has relevant or like or something
that has relevance to us, not like fucking Lindsay Lohan movies or anything,
every like couple months. Just do one of those. I feel like that
would be fun. Sincerely, But yeah, that's I've actually thought about.
So I have a I have a seven minute video that exists in my hard
drive of my friends and I commentating over what was it The Force Awakened,
And it's probably one of my favorite moments because we turned Han Solo into just
a seethingly old racist man and just it was just like it was the part
where his cargo ship is like, well he's getting the ship's getting invaded.
I think it gets a they get a captured or whatever. I can't really
remember, Like he all the way, all those people come, all those
people come ship and there on the ship too. Yeah, it was that.
It was that it was just like that scene or whatever, it was
that all that whole segment. It was just I was like, Yo,
let's do this. We did a couple of things. We did like Full
Metal Alchemists on fucking Netflix, and we're just doing some dumb bullshit and uh,
anyway, we didn't really go far with it. But I was thinking
about this recently because we talked about bringing the N Word Club back. But
I was I was like, I don't really want it to be a clip
show anymore because I'm just not that interested in harvesting clips. But I was
like, what if, Yeah, it was that, what if it was
that movie commentary ship, because that's to me, that's always Yeah, whenever
my homies are whenever we're watching, that's all we do. Essentially, we're
just talking ship. It was just like we fucking made fun of that.
We made fun of that fucking horror movie that Ben Pack dude, our friend
Ben put on a movie. That's where the piss came from, That's where
the piss started, that's what first was born. But he made fun of
chose the movie we should experiment. We made fun of it. I'm down
to do that. For actually AMMO where one time we just record us all
watching something and we just make fun of it and to the make fun of
it to the pull bone we could pull, we could pull the we could
put the we could Yeah, we'll figure it out behind the scenes. But
I've always it would I don't. I just don't. I don't want it
to be like, oh, you guys are ripping off, you know whatever.
It's like it's like it's not really have them off, Like I don't
think you're doing that ship way before. I'm sorry, I don't. I
don't know, you're sure yeah, like meal back for example, for like
over a decade and then one of my favorite things is the main co host
Now he would come on every once in a while and they would just do
commentary over every Batman film and it was funnis an old style of I mean,
it is like Mystery Sign Stated of three thousand also was doing it.
It's just like the I do think. Yeah, I mean, it's it's
whatever. It's it's an open idea. But I do want to do that
at least a handful of times. I wouldn't want it to be like the
main thing or like what we would do every single week or anything, but
I think every once in a while. I think it would make a lot
of sense, like for like for Rocky, for spider Man, for some
other movie. Uh, that's not a bad idea I want to do.
I want to do one for Doune Bro, the one for Doom. Make
it extremely racist, like ext like turn that universe, take all of the
respectable parts of that universe out, and just make Paul the biggest biggot ever.
We'll figure something out. I think I think it. I think I
don't know. Instead of that's fine, I think I think that just a
better idea than just some one off shit though that's the only thing that I
have. I just think it's like a that's a oh just n But yeah,
I would love to do that because it's always that's just just just whatever
now is, and it could be, and I think it could be.
It could also be edited down into like a highlight reel for like the Channel
too, like to I don't know. I think like I would love to
do that, and that's my favorite content to edit, honestly, Like when
when we did a while ago, Sweeney and I and Gabby actually did uh,
we did like a playthrough of life is Strange. We did. We
played it for like an hour and just recorded us playing it and like riffing
on it and editing that down into like a fun ten minutes was like a
really good, like that's fun as fuck, like sincere, Like I love
editing that kind of because it's not just me, it's like other people and
I get to like strengthen other people's anytime I get a chance to strengthen somebody
else's joke with like some editing or like some visual flair, like some audio
effect or anything like that, it's like it's so much more fun and gratifying
than to do it to myself. Uh So, I even I would love
to just edit those. It's a good idea. But yeah, anyway,
there's something that I've also, This is a real quick before we move on,
I just want to say there's something that I've of course, yeah,
I've thought about what this is different, but in the same vein just within
the main show and as segments. One of my favorite things that I would
see some podcastsould do, which is a completely normal thing because they're telling stories,
but usually they're telling stories about a movie or they're just explaining the plot.
And then what people will do, their fans will take clips of that
movie or something alongside of their commentary explaining it. And there it's really fucking
entertaining, especially for movies that you don't really give a shit about. Like,
for an example, come down talking about Steven Seagall's movie it's called Sniper
Special Ops and talking about how fucking insane, saying that movie is because stevens
Gall is an insane person, and I'm like, this is I'm never gonna
watch that movie. But that like segment of them explaining how crazy it is
and seeing some of the scenes on top of and I was just like this,
I can't believe this movie exists. I can't. Honestly, Stevensagall is
is that a wild character? That is a character? Wild character? Character
is a perfect description of who he is. He's a character. You ever
heard his reggae album? Yes, I have? I have? Why the
fuck have you heard his reggae album? I am a low I'm I'm I
wouldn't say I'm obsessed, but I'm obsessed with everything that he's been involved in.
Like there's so many things he's been involved in, like the him being
involved with Anderson Silva, for example, and Anderson Silva is saying that,
like, yeah, he's the one that taught me the front kick, like
just a front kick, you know. And Manison Silva's knocked out a couple
of people with that shit, just hitting them in the jaw with the front
kick and giving credit to Steven Sagal and See was like yeah, you know,
uh and ironically being like yeah, like I Todd Anderson Silva had to
do this, So I'm like, this is I can't believe this is happening.
This is it's give me such a fake. Artist's a fake. He's
amazing, He's amazing, insane watching him do martial arts. That's crazy,
Like he would he insulted Michael J. White, and I was just like,
how are you gonna how are you gonna insult Michael J. White.
He's like a proven sparred like titled, he's the title held like martial artists.
He's done, like the Olympic Martial Arts. It's just like being like,
he's not a real fighter. I just imagine like this in the context.
I imagine this in the context of like an RPG, where like Steven
Segall is the quest giver and you do a quest for him and he rewards
you with the fucking front kick. And that's that's like the scenario in my
head where it's like your rewards for finishing this mission and collecting like fucking eight
I don't know ahamkara clause. It's like you learn a front eight eight dragons
Claus Late Games, Steven, so I was like, here, here's a
front kick. It's like, dude, I can throw meteorites. You gave
me a front kick. It's crazy. Hero does have some accolades though,
like he okay, he is an Akito master, but Akito is really not
that viable, not really like you. It's almost like a kin to Judo,
but like fake Judo, I guess. But then like he spent time
in Japan learning some real martial arts with an actual real sense is and ship.
He knows how to speak Japanese, like there's some real ship to him,
but like he's also coupled with That's why it's so fascinating. He's real,
and then it's faking guiding guys around and throwing them and them just doing
up over like that's not real. Dude. I love it. I love
it so much. I love how fake maybe when he was and also he
was he was, it was weird because he wasna be the in shape guy
in like the eighties movies, and he wasn't really in shape. He was
just kind of he's his tone his fight seemed to he's no, he's no
what's called John Claude van Dam. There you go, He's no, none
of them. And he ships on John. He sh ships on John Cloud
Vadam, which is hilarious. He's he's talked ship about him multiple times.
But go ahead, let's let's get past this guy like he's don't talk about
I need like a half hour to talk about him, dude, Like there's
not uptime. Let's move on. Mariah Carrey more like Mariah Scarry. Ha
wrote in that's her name, Durer the person's name. He says, what
up? Wild? Especially and and uh maybe a few too many racial slurs.
Maybe My question is this, especially with all the wild shenanigans going on
at Boeing, how do you guys stay calm leading up to and on flights.
I've been trying to remind myself that dying in a fiery crashes statistically incredibly
unlikely, but I can't get out of the back of my head that maybe
mine will end in tragedy and be the one that finally forces these pieces of
issues to change the business fundamentally. Uh, it's a good question, because
I just make me nervous because I have to fly next month. He's made
me nervous. He fucked up my energy. You're not You're gonna be fine.
I don't even likely, like I'm going to fucking Ohio or Illinois.
Why are you going to Ohio? Ohio? My needs graduation until you twice?
Oh, I mean, like, I'm look, man, you have
so many nieces graduations, Like how am I supposed to keep track? I
have three nieces that are all on the same age are graduating, right.
But what I'm saying is, like you you often have like family things going
on that like you have nothing to do with you, So like I I've
already had it in my mind that I'm like, I'm not going to commit
anything that he says regarding effectively my sister because effectively my sister, because my
sister's so much older than me that my niece is close to aged me and
my sister is I understand, but like you're always talking about like how I
can't. I can't, I can't go do this thing because I have to
go to my accountant's nieces, sisters, bris on, Like I'm sorry,
Like I can't do it. You know, it's everything's for a reason,
man, whatever free accounts. The point is, you just have to accept
that you're gonna die once you once you accept, once you accept that once
you're on a plane, you are as good as dead. Everything's fine,
like sincerely, because then you're pleasantly it's almost like you're pleasantly surprised by the
fact that you've made it home. I always think about like the I'm more
afraid of the landing going wrong than I am about anything in the air,
like because my assumption is like when we land, the wheel's gonna get fucked
up, or like they're not gonna be able to break in time. Because
it feels really fucking fast, and it doesn't. It still doesn't really make
shaking, the shaking. It really doesn't fundamentally make sense to me how a
plane going that fast could slow down as quick as it does with everything,
like especially on those fucking wheels that look so small and harrison like they look
like such little dinky fucking baby wheels that like it doesn't fully make sense to
me. So I'm always thinking like we're gonna we're gonna kreem, We're gonna
drift into like the airport and crash and explode. But there's landing they land
them and taking back off again, and you're like, no, no,
that's the worst experience. That is so terrible because you're almost free, you're
almost playing, and then someone starts getting really loud and you're like, oh,
man, but yeah, I don't know, man, flying flying doesn't
scare me as much as it used to, because like I remember having this
experience where like the masks came down. I think I must have told the
story on the podcast before, but like I was on a plane, but
there was like so much turbulence and like some fucking weird thing happened. I
think I think it was described as like a glitch, although I don't.
I feel like I'm just like making I'm feeling that in in my head because
I don't know why that would have been anything other than that, because there's
nobody somebody did that on purpose. So like the masks came down when there
was urbulence, and I remember like that was in the early days of me
flying a lot, when I started flying like oh like often, like when
I would go home and to La like five times a year, and I
was totally calm and fine, because like at that point I was so nervous
getting on the flight that I was like, I'm gonna die on this plane.
And then when the mask came down, I was like, yeah,
okay, here it is. And then they were like false alarm, sorry,
and I was like, that's crazy. That is a wild hypothetical.
Okay, guys, hypothetic. Right, Let's say you guys are on the
plane, right, and one guy gets somebody starts getting line, he's like
everybody, and then right as he says that, one guy grabs him and
you know, you don't see it, but you notice his jaw is a
little bigger than it should be, bite solidly into his throat and you hear
like a few crunches, crunch, crunch, and a guy's not moving anymore.
The guy's not making noise. Anybody's gone. Do you get mad or
do you continue just like ad thanks, Oh dude, I think I would
spend so would get like say that you just keep flying? Sitting down quietly
going. I would think I would have to think about it. I would
sit there in silence, pondering for a good five minutes, because there's two
scenarios that that could be. There's two scenarios there. Either a the person
who got up was about to hijack the plane and that guy saved us,
or that guy was getting up to warn you about this guy who just bit
his throat out, and so like you would have to really sit and think
about like who is the real who? Like is this concerning or was I
just saved play head over and over again. I would be so still in
my seat. I would just sit there and try to focus. I would
think it was a former like he saved us, and as long as the
jaw man didn't do like to another person, then he's completely after I had
no, no, nothing, He's back to what you're doing. I would
think it's the original scenario'd be like he saved terror. He coughs him cough,
and everybody everybody stops breathing when he calls me just the fucking cart titan
looking up for us. Man, Like did a good job, man,
I just used the guy. Man, Yeah, we were gonna get I
was in this in twenty In twenty twenty four, I was in his flight
right and this guy I think he was gonna attack hijack the plane, but
some dude unhinged this jaw and like swallowed like three eighths of him. Man,
and we just went back, let's continue to fly in it was.
We didn't want to say anything. He kind of saved us, but like
I would be totally okay with that, to be honest, we let him
off. We let him off the plane first too. Why hero like you
talking about like fucking give him some medal, give him some fucking stupid dopey
army vets medal of honor. I would not get. I would just want
to be not near him. I would just want to not be near that
guy. Hey, Like whatever speeds up be not being near him, I'm
okay. As long as there're thread is not Like, as long as I'm
not agu with them, I don't care. Like that doesn't that doesn't bother
him. I'll be like, man, I'm pretty hungry, just like,
yeah, as long as I'm not in their vicinity, I'm like, all
right, Yeah, when you're on a plane, you're in everyone's a city
on that plane. Well, I mean not a tech well not not really.
It just depends to me. It's like I just don't fuck with the
captain and don't fuck with me. That's that's it. You can eat.
Everyone else is leave me alone. So all right, you leave me alone
and I'm I'm cooling man. One more help everybody else for me? You
get another question, Yeah, let's get another question in here. Imagine coming
home and Ethan Ralph is there. He says, I thought you could talk
talk ship hot Darky and comes on your doorknob. That's his name, he
wrote in He says, hello, Darky, darker and white man in all
caps. Why God damn that feels man. There's something about white man in
all caps that feels like a more offensive phrase than fucking darky to me.
It made me feel dangerous. It makes me feel I don't know why.
Yeah, Times Times New Roman. Uh. This question is more towards Derek
and Swen. What did you guys think of the House of Dragon show?
What are your favorite moments? And and are you guys worried about this fucking
up like Game of Thrones? Yeah, I've not seen the show at all.
I still haven't seen that. I'm not I'm not worried about it.
Good. Yes, I like you. I liked it. I liked it.
It's Matt Smith got he's I think he's I think I think he's great
as uh he's he's been doing some villainous roles and I think he's perfect that
because he has this. You have you noticed like a lot of British people,
they they're quote unquote handsome, but they're also hideous at the same time,
And he's like one of those people. You look at that motherfucker,
You're like, what is what is going on with this dude? Happens?
Is this right? I like violently inbred and they dictated, they dictated what
beautiful was for a while. So like now it's like this person's gors This
looks like this looks like he's definitely his cousin and his own daughter. Yeah,
just like same thing with the Benedict Cumberbatch, Like he's another person like,
oh, he's kind of handsome, but then you also look at him
You're like, the fuck is wrong with this dude? I think he's like
very fine looking. I don't think I think he's I think he's literally like
like an optical illusion where you see one thing where he looks handsome, and
you see the other he's like fucking just just a monster, Like he looks
like an alien. I think that think that's what I think of an Adam
Driver. I thought it was British because of how he looks, you know,
because I was thinking when I first noticed him, like acting, I
thought he was just putting on an American accent, right. I was just
think he's just doing an American guy American and but yeah, he was in
a fucking army and ship and I was just like, no, you look
British. What is this? I don't when you talking about he looks,
he looks like is he in if he fucking bro, there's plin that you
don't have to be porcelain white to be British, Like it's fucking uh,
what's his name? Superman? Superman is not porcelain white either. He's just
he's a fucking regular white guy. To me, he's blessed he does.
He doesn't count as one of those I can uh a bald headed nigga that
does all the action films Jason Statham. He looks not a fut Adam Driver
doesn't look I'm not I never say he doesn't look fucky. I said,
never thought he was British. That's what it is. Driving looks fuy.
I remember that image of the mouse looks like Adam Driver. There's a mouse
that looks like him. Do you think? Do you do you understand why?
I think Adam Driver looks British by just because looking he looks unique,
Say, he looks him bred like. He looks like a guy that's like
had one too many cuts. He looks close to who is it Prince Charles
or Charlie? He does that? Really? Dude? Put them together.
They looked like they were cousins and they they and their parents fucked or something.
At some point, some weird shit happens. But Adam Driver just happened
to come out English American anyway. How's the Dragon's Fun Show? Uh?
Pretty good? Obviously I enjoyed it. I need to watch it again,
though I don't because they said favorite moments, I actually forgot most of the
show. Watch when the dragon ate o the dragon easily, when his mother
got on the dragon. When this little dumbass kid went to a castle,
he saw a lightning flash and the dragon was bigger than the castle, and
he stayed there instead of leaving with his dragon. That is my favorite moment.
I'm like, oh, you deserve to die right now, you deserve
to be killed. My favorite moment was the incession. Yeah yeah, it
is a was incests, man. Where there's targames that will be in sests,
there will be some sweet incests. Their family members. They always fucking
their family members. I'm like, that's how it is, girl, that's
how they like it. This is how it goes. If you had good
bloody they would do it too, lily. You know, all right,
there's like, uh oh, there's a couple of good ones that I want
I would want to end on. Oh you know what, let's do this
one. It's someone interesting Mike Sapien, right, and by always I meeting
Cashews, I got like really hungry Ola Trio Los Snarko's as your only conservative
listener, I wonder would you be open to having a guess with an opposing
viewpoint on the show. Someone like Sargon or Jon Tron would probably be up
for it an entertaining guest. I don't know why Ton Trons did that.
This is strange, but I think sorry on I don't know, like the
things like I don't think I would mind having somebody with an opposing view on
the show. I just don't know, Like who would. I think the
issue is it's like we're not a debate show, Like that's kind of the
thing. It's like we don't really care, like we're not here to teach
you anything. We're not here to like, you know, anything like what
we're talking about, like what we Yeah, like we talk about how we
feel and what we think about certain things politically, and that that'll come up
on the show, like when it's you know, I you know, sometimes
it comes up because it's just relevant to the story. Sometimes it's just comes
up because it's just an interesting faster in the conversation. Sometimes it's spread on
by a question. But we're not here to like argue like policy or any
of these things or like we could, I guess, but like that's not
really the point or like anything. Yeah, I mean, if if somebody
with some opposing viewpoint wanted to come on and like riff, it would also
have to It would also depend on like how like what kind of opposing viewpoint
is it? You know, there's a line for all sorts of things,
Like I wouldn't want to have somebody on the show who's like, yeah,
I'm a I'm pro pedophile, you know what I mean, Like I wouldn't
want that show. Look, there is there is absolutely a there is a
threshold you absolutely wouldn't cross. Obviously, uh, but there is like say,
for example, a A Jon Tron is a perfect example if somebody would
be awesome to be on the show because we're most likely not going to talk
about political views and yeah, there are some uh disagreeable things we've had just
from some of this, you know, but that that that's not what we're
doing. Sargon for example, would be different because pretty much all he does
is top politics, so he wouldn't be a good guest for our show,
you know, like in that way, and say like I don't mind having
a conversation with him outside of that, where I would talk to a lot
of conservatives if they want to like have an actual conversation. The only thing
this sounds kind of pretentious. It's like there is it's they're wrong on like
almost everything. It's just like it's one of those things where people would be
like, oh, that's such an ignorant thing to say because this is that
and I'm like, no, I just I just live in reality, I
read, I understand history, and so many talking points that come from that
side it it is based on non factual things, because it just that's not
how you control people and keep them listening and stuff like even when you're talking
about anything, like only any subject where I was just trying to have a
conversation with somebody about fucking World War two and the whole the just the the
idea of national socialism, and then from the conservative talking points, for example,
saying, well, it has the word socialist in it, so they're
socialists, and I'm like, that's not even like do you do any history
at all, like anything, like you just read Hitler's own words where it's
just a psyop essentially where he's like, I'm gonna call it socialist, but
it has nothing to do with actual socialism, Marxism or anything. And then
obviously what actually happened in Nazi Germany. And it's like we can have these
conversations and there's a fundamental there's a fundamental misunderstanding about like a lot of things
politically speaking, like like even just labels like Marxist Marxists are considered like really
really like so so far left that it's crazy, but like they like Marxism
is pro gun even though it's like a super like left leaning belief, and
like, I feel like a lot of right right wing people would probably be
like, what the fuck is it? How it like it is? They
don't more complicated than you think they are, and yeah, they're not getting
a lot of fact and yeah, and it's also it's like I don't want
clips of the show. I don't want clips of our show where like it's
just debate stuff. I hate that. It's like the worst. It's the
most annoying content that I see on my feed on TikTok or anywhere else where.
It's just like people debating on a podcast because it's always no matter what
you do, you could clip the same exact argument out of a debate and
post it on the fan sites for either of these two people, and both
audiences would be like, Wow, he crushed it. And it's just it's
so not avalid or interesting and and this is that that is my biggest problem.
And whenever I see a debate, one thing that they always leave out
and why it frustrates me and why I never finish them is they just don't
even there's no concession and I'm like, I'm sorry, we can't move forward
until you admit what was said or whatever. This point is I just gave
you real shit right now, whether be verified or whatever. I need you
to concede that you're fucking wrong so your audience understands that you're wrong. And
if it's on and if I'm the one that's wrong, I would see the
thing is and here's the biggest thing that I want to say. I think
this is really important, and then we'll just end the show, you know
whatever. But when it comes to why I say that blanketed thing about the
right is like usually don't have facts a lot of times because just from watching
the people always ask people like, hey, how many times have the people
that you watch made retractions? How many times do they take the videos down
when they get shit wrong? Right now, there is a lawsuit happening right
now that is going after Fox fucking fucking Tim Poole all the big out's because
they just put shit out, don't verify anything. They're getting fucking sued.
So it happened Alex Jones, how many times has this happened to left ween
pundits? How often do is that. No, they always do retractions every
time I watch these people on the left, like, oh, we fucked
this up. Sorry guys, we did this because they're doing real journalism and
people don't want to hear this because it's like, you know, it's pitting
left and right. But I'm just being objectively. I watch media on both
sides, and there's a very big difference between left wing media and the right.
And it's not just all not everything is perfect, obviously, but you
can tell when people are trying to do real journalism where they do retractions.
They make sure that they print retractions on their fucking websites because they have to
do that legally. So you don't because people don't sue because it's hard,
but they can get sued in right now, Tim Poole and all those people
are getting sued right now because of that that nazi white supremacist that fucking did
the shootings and stuff, and they they pinned it on some other some fucking
Vato that had nothing to do with it, spawn from Twitter, and now
they're in trouble because of this shit because someone's actually decided to sue and it's
like, well, she wasn't actually I'm just saying this is m yeah,
no, a great example of this and I and we'll cut off immediately after.
It was what I wanted to talk about the fall show, but I
totally got derailed and I totally forgot what I was saying. All right,
where I saw some people complaining, I saw like the biggest posts that I
saw when about people complaining about the show. It's like, man, the
show retcon's New Vegas just to mean that it like never happened or whatever,
like or like they show New Vegas in flames or whatever, and it shows
a screenshot of that happening in the show. It's like, this show sucks.
I can't believe they did this. They don't care. That is from
a stylized title sequence. It's not true. It's not true at all.
I saw this thing with like fifty thousand up votes. It's like, wow,
they retcon ne Vegas. Not true at all, just completely made up
from like right, but like, but fifty thousand people believe it because they
saw an out of context screenshot, being like, oh, well, in
the stylized that would be like that is believing that a stylized the introductory sequence
where it's just clearly motion graphics. Going through credits is literal. Canon is
is like one step removed from people believing that characters in media can see their
own fucking subtitles. It is. It is a level of media. It
is a media of It's a level of media literacy that I fucking cannot fathom.
And for that reason, I don't believe that we can really be trusted
with political discourse anymore. Like I just I just don't think it's like it
helps anybody. I think it's completely fucked. I think it's warped. I
think there's an algorithmic uh incentive to just say the wrong shit and not care
about whether or not you get shit wrong. Even dude, there's so many
I think I think it's gotten worse on post Dude, on that post and
posts like it, I see people like everybody's correcting them and they're like,
oh, you should take this down because it's like just literally misinformation. And
then they're like, oh, yeah, you're right. I'm gonna leave the
tweet up though, because I don't hide from my mistakes, and it's like
you're just engagement, No, you're engagement. Shut the fuck up. It
why it's difficult it might take anything like that seriously. It's like, I
don't know who's really so difficult. I do want people like I'm so glad
that some people are like Alex Jones got held accountable. Great people say that
like because well, look at look at say he got held accountable because all
the shit it finally caught up with him. It's because some people finally get
the resources together and actually do something about it. Most people won't do anything
about it. That that lives a TikTok person, she's next. It's gonna
happen to her very soon, once the people get their duckets in order.
A Chaia Ragic, whatever the fuck her name is. The thing is like
I would, I would talk to anybody, and I would I guarant fucking
to you. I am not a like oh, I'm an always right type
of person. I can be wrong. I've been wrong so many fucking times.
But when I tell you the difference between these two sides, it's fucking
night and day. And the only reason you don't think that is because you
consume one side that will always lie about fucking everything, and there's not enough
time to go through all the lies. And the one thing is I said
that there's the lack of concession. Like I watched a what was it the
Israel Palestine debate between these scholars three scholars and then fucking destiny, and I'm
just like, Okay, I'm seeing this thing kind of get moved on and
push forward and all this shit. But I'm like, can we not move
forward until there is a consensus, there is an agreement that who is right
and who is wrong. I feel like if debates worked that way, they
would actually be viable, they would actually because then I can't I think if
it is impossible to acquire now, I think like the because there is there
is a right and wrong, and there is a right and wrong and things
often there is more often than not right and wrong. What happens is that
these political people they don't they they getting in them and to submits them themselves
being wrong is like trying to get the fucking sun to stay up all day.
It just can't. It doesn't work well because we don't have a format
of doing that. Though. I feel like it's like trying to play basketell
like a back like, well, no, there's I feel like it's just
in the same way. How there's clear winners and losers in sports and debates,
there is a debate to ideals. Man, I think it's different.
No, it's not not all the time. Absolutely, you can debate,
not all the time, brother, So what I'm trying to say is what
I'm trying to say is and it's not. It's not that deep. It's
just like I said, imagine playing basketball without a fucking hoop man. Who
we got to score? Somebody's got to win. And in these debates,
I think there's gonna be debates of ideas, which is a completely different thing.
That's a conversation, a debate. To me, there should be a
victor so we can really understand truly who's right in this situation. And because
I feel like there's a lot of times there's clearly is somebody who's right if
you're being objective about it. But since nobody ever concedes or knowing that never
happens, even the fucking moderator that's there doesn't do it, it just kind
of becomes like what did we do this for? Because, like you said,
Chris, the whoever the fans of this parasocial relationship, like, oh,
you mop the floor with them, and vice versa, and it's like,
Okay, this got nothing, but I agree. I agree in some
way. I agree in some way because I think it's like almost like there
should be like a completely impartial moderator there who is fact checking everything that these
people are saying, and like like hey and talent, and basically you have
a you have a tally at the end being like how many things did this
person get right? How many times did this guess? How many times?
How many times did this person cite something like I said, playing basketball without
a fucking hoop doesn't make sense. We need to keep scoring. There needs
to be a victory, Okay, so there should be. It's yeah,
we went if you went through, if you went through a conversation, if
you listen, if you listen to a debate, and even if you agreed
with the guy who lost. Right. Let's say you watch like an hour
and a half of a debate and then like it ends, and then you're
like, man, I think that other guy really got it. And then
a guy comes in he says, all right, this is how many times
you This is how many times you got something right. This is how many
times you cited something that was incorrect. This is how many times you know,
and basically keep a tally of like almost like a KD in some way,
Who's like, this is how many things you said that were like verifiably
true? This is how many things you said that were like verifiably false.
And I feel like the person who has there's a way there must be a
way to map that out where it's like, oh my god, this guy
told like fifty lies and the other and ten truths, and the other guy
told like forty truths and like seven lies, like very clearly the guy who
lied more lost, you know what I mean, Yeah, Like there's a
way to I think there's a way to do that. When I think of
a debate, we don't think of a real debate between somebody. I when
I think of a debated to somebody, I think of this of arguing ideals.
Right, Well, you're thinking of a discussion ideals and then and what
are often arguing of ideals? There are often arguments of ideals. There are
facts and truths that lead people to get to these certain ideals they have,
Right, So I think people always what people argue with sites with citing they
site sources to like they arguing ideals, but they're using like real evidence to
back up why their ideal is correct. And that's usually like how it's supposed
to go. Yeah, your feelings are separate from the matter. Yeah,
there's going to be like people are just gonna because I think I thought that
would just also how language is used. Then people would be like it would
change because it's just it's the day debate is supposed to be. I feel
like once upon a time, there might have been a time people could like
debate. You want to be like, oh, that doesn't make sense.
There's some truth to that. I get that. And although it is meant
to just try to form someone of something, I think you're thinking of conversations
still, Like I keeps saying the simple informativeness. I think debate should be
a thing like how a sport is a thing like, and then there's conversations,
there are there is discourse. There is that is completely separate, that
is not keeping score, that is just fucking whatever. But then there is
we're gonna set up this debate. Now, let's challenge each other and let's
see who's correct. And I feel like that is so easy to determine,
but they don't fucking do it, And probably why they don't do it is
because after a while, certain people would never show up anymore. Because there's
a lot of people that only have lives on their side. That's how they
keep doing their thing and how they keep making the money, how they stay
prominent. There are people. There are people like say, I've I've shot
on Tempool so many times. That makes sense, I've shot on so many
times, and we's grab it with this, like he says things like he
calls Sam Edter from the majority of report a grifter, and it's like,
if you it's it's a projection thing. Sure, but it's like somebody who
listens and watches Timpoole would think Sam Cheeter is a grifter, but if they
watch both, then they would know one percent what's the true answer. And
so like in a debate when it's like we can just have the facts set
in stone, like no, here's what Sam Cedar does. Here's this track
record of being truthful versus Timpoole, And then we see side by side.
I hear it is you cannot deny it, and I feel like that would
be awesome. But also, yeah, I'm doing I'm doing utopian ship.
I get it. I fucking get it I'm gay. One day, perhaps
we will have a way to one day everybody stop being gay, not today,
stop being so fucking dumb gay and dumb. We uh we gotta uh
we gotta wrap up a little bit early today. We have some time constraints,
but uh we will cut to me reading the names and just a little
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sure, I want to make that. I want to do that first.
But uh yeah, well we'll catch you guys next time. All right,
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