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What the what what is that that
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that I didn't think it was that
frozen, Like it's that like this awful

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moment where it's it's oh man,
it's just stupid. Oh man, this

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is what a disaster looks like.
Aquab right now, so sadd we're recording

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with the drink exploding. It's so
cold, du it's so cold. Welcome

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to this Dark Tank Podcast. We
are your hosts, Chris Ray, Good

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dark Blackman, top sweetee. With
no particular order, like real fast,

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all right, right, we got
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this will be this will be in
the show, by the way, it

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will We're not cutting this out.
It will class class sink three two one.

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Oh my god. So cold.
Okay, that was that was delayed,

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but it seems to it's whatever,
we'll figure it out. Figure it

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out. His time, go start. I don't know how you managed to

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do that. That was like it's
like the elephant's foot in there, just

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like won't stop. We'll get this. That's insane. Jesus, you're you're

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like one percent on your You're I
understand that we are in an awkward position

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where you kind of have to leave
that a little bit. But if you

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want to go, if you want
to step up, if you want to

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stand up and like go like clean, like make sure clean whatever you gotta

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clean. I don't know if you've
got carpets or whatever. Carpet n Actually

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no, I saved the carpets.
I put down my crew neck. My

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elvis. The alien crew neck is
now soaked in damn, damn, Oh

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god. Welcome to the show.
Welcome to the show. O J.

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Simpson has been murdered. Uh,
it's a shame. I always loved him,

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Yeah, rip O J. Simpson. I loved him in the Naked

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Gun. I don't know what else
he did, but he was punning the

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Naked gun. He was a game
changing football player, actually, like genuinely,

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like probably one of the best.
I meant it's it's he's an unfortunate

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soul. That's what I'm saying about
OJ the best. Easier to describe him.

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It's an unfortunate soul. He is
trash, but I love him crazy.

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That is crazy, he said that, is it crazy? Is it

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crazy? It's crazy? No?
No, no, no, no,

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no no no. He's trash for
killing his He's trash for at least letting

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it up that motherfucker had something to
do with it. Something he did,

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something did it, he did it. I don't think I think he hired

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someone to do it. I think
that's what happened. And he's very complacent

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with it. He was like,
well, I think I think he he

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There's no question in my mind that
he absolutely he he did it. Then

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he did not get That's my thing. How did they not? Because that's

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the whole point, the whole race
Roger thing just happening. Johnny Cochrane,

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Yes, fucking Mark Furman. The
race was literally literally America was like,

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we can't take another black people going
crazy countrywide. Let him go. It

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was just it was that literally was
overlooking the where they were like just to

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just to get back to the white
man for once, for all the injustices,

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for all the times that there in
the first situation. Then they did

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it by they did it by setting
like a rich just a rich guy for

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you basically that he was. He
was so popular. That's the problem because

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rappeness. It was literally it wasn't
it wasn't it less than a year later

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after Rodney, it was three days
after second after and Callie Cally was already

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on fire. Literally, it was
like La was on fire. I remember

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seeing my grandpa's a shotgun he had
My grandpa had a shotgun under his bed

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because Sunday absolutely when was it early
early nineties? Six years old? Man,

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I was definitely alive. Holy fun
because it was it was just before

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minding Christmas time of life, like
just just before us. Yeah, you

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guys were just sperm or something.
I don't know. Yeah, I was

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ros my Jamaican dad's nutsack singing Bob
Marley and yeah, man, it's been

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it's been interesting seeing all the responses
to OJ's death because naturally, yeah,

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of course, you know people on
the ride that are trying to just say,

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oh, look at all these people
that are worshiping this guy, and

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then everybody else is saying where I
think people are talking about the complexity.

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I'm like, I'm really trying to
find the post of like who the fuck

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is like ojo oja that is so
fucking funny, the worcep this guy,

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and everybody's like where are they at? Like I show me the post that

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people are like, oh, this
guy was the goat, and it's just

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like, oh, he was obviously
very talented, very charismatic. He's a

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murder funny, funny guy man unfortunately
complex, but like say, it doesn't

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matter. See this is the way
that I see it, because let's just

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take all of the mysticism out of
that trial. If you just look at

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him in a way, say,
if we're looking at Roman Polanski, well

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there's no complication there. It's like, this guy's kind of a scumbag.

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And so I felt no remorse making
fun of him on Twitter, you know

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what I mean. Yeah, The
issue with the issue with Oja Simpson is

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is that it's strange because he acts
in a way he acts very much like

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a person who didn't do it right, you know what I mean. Right,

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but like in a way that in
a way that even super sedes in

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a way that's per seed. Like
the fact that he went on that talk

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show and made that joke about like
being the psycho killer, like when you

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had the knife. Yeah you remember
that video where like the news reporter was

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talking about like how like he played
a joke on me and I didn't think

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it was very funny and she opened
the door and she was the only but

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it's it's just called but the only, the only reason that you would do

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you There are only two. There
are two definitive reasons why you would do

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that. Either A you genuinely didn't
do it, believe it so strongly that

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it genuinely doesn't matter to you that
you can make a joke that way,

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or B you are genuinely insane.
I would don't care how that makes you

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look. I would I would go
with the latter. I think there's a

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lot of because it because because because
sincerely, like if I was if I

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ever got like, if I ever
got like me too or whatever, I

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would sincerely like, it's so that
is so fictional to me that even if

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like there were like serious, even
if somebody was like, hey man,

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look I got all these like doctor
screenshots or whatever, I'd be like,

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this is so not real that I
cannot even begin to take this seriously like

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I could. I can't fathom how
I would do it, and I woul

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probably would end up making a joke
like that like a psycho thing. I

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would ignore it because it's it's so
impossible to stick that to me, you

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like, you can't stick one of
those things to me. It's so impossible.

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That is just like I wouldn't even
care, like, mister Jamison,

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you're you're you're convicted of murder and
rape of the eighteenth degree. I'd be

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like, that's not true, and
I would just walk off and and go

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about my like doing whatever I'm doing. Yeah, exactly, that's impossible.

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But I feel like that's we always
attribute these scenarios to ourselves, and that's

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why we can't share them. Yeah, And I feel like that's always the

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bit we don't know, We don't
really we don't really know what it's,

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what that what that would mean.
But and I also think about maybe because

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it's also because it's murder and like
really heinous, like violent crimes. Sorry,

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every time I hear the word violent
crimes, I think of this.

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Uh. I think his name's John
Kennedy or something like. He's like violent

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crime and he was like, next
time you want to you, next time

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you need the cops, call a
crack head. I don't know if you

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remember that fucking guy. Every time
I hear the word violent crimes, I

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think of that fucking old time.
But I think it because there's all these

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white collar crimes that people do brazenly
right, and they walk around as if

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nothing's happening. They'll they'll I feel
like, because it's heinous murder or something,

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we kind of see it in a
different light because technically it is.

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But in the same thing, like
a Trump can do anything illegal, but

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then just actually like everything's fine.
There's a brutality that you know. The

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thing is, It's like it's like
even if like someone like Bernie made Off

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steals a ton of money and materially
impacts millions of like you know, low

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income lives for the objective worse,
that doesn't feel as brutal as somebody going

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in and like, you know,
kicking somebody to like one individual kicking somebody

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to death in a subway, you
know what I mean. Like, it's

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like it's a lot more it's a
lot easier to be angry at that,

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right. But yeah, I don't
know, dude, I gotta say,

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man, I am these I don't
know. I don't know if anybody in

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the audience can relate. We're recording
this on April thirteenth. I got I

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got, I got sick yesterday and
so we couldn't record. But it's food

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poisoning. I won't get any into
any more detailed than that, But don't

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don't get Del Taco. I made
one mistake. I was like, I'll

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go to Del Taco. God,
you know what, it's right there.

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I'm not even fucking joking. I
swear to you, I'm not even remotely

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kidding. I just got like the
number. I just got, like a,

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I got a burger. I probably
shouldn't go a burger. But because

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I didn't, you know what it
is, I didn't trust their tacos.

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I went on a tribe of like, the chicken is actually good there you

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chickens, Actually you did say that. You said that, and I forgot

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that. I just remember giving in
like Dell Taco is kind of good.

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But so I was like, man, I was, I was in.

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I was in dire straits. But
I've never had taco once. I'll never

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have it, ye see. And
that's the thing, like of this dude

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saying the chickens not good and then
saying I've never had Del Taco, I'm

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like, how could you trust somebody
that says something like that? How could

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you somebody that would say something so
rigorous it's like ignorant, But Dell Taco

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every time I walked past up here. See that's the thing, like I

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I just you sound like you're like, God, shut the fuck up,

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you like a like a are you
do you have? Do you have allergies?

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Yes? Of course, Yeah,
dude, that's what I was gonna

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say. Almost they just started,
like they they just started to kick my

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ass almost analogies. I was shivering, I was cold, I was my

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head I had the worst headache ever, dude, Like for see the analogies.

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It's I think that's COVID again.
No, no season, dude,

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there's You should see the uptick in
hospitalizations from seasonologies. It's hilarious, Like,

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yeah, people some people get it
so bad that they're like I think

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I'm dying and they'll go to the
hospital. And I did. I used

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to have I used to have that. I used to have seasonologies that were

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so bad that like I I would
get I had asthma temporarily. I had

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like a subscription to asthma basically because
it would I would only have asthma during

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allergy season, but like outside,
I didn't have it. Isn't insane.

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Yeah, I didn't know that that
was even fucking possible. But uh yeah,

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dude, Like they they hit the
thing about them is that they hit

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overnight, Like you're you will feel
fucking fine, and then you'll wake up

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and it'll all be over. It'll
all be over before this. The only

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time it hits me at night is
if the it depends on the central air,

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if it's due and it's thing like, say, for example, the

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AC has not been on for a
very long time because we just got out

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a winner and uh to the a
C kicking in because it got fucking hot

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a shit over here recently. So
then all of a sudden the dust is

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blown out of the vents and then
that destroyed, absolutely destroyed, or everything

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bloomed at once over here. So
I went outside with my windows down for

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a little week because it felt nice, and I was done ten minutes later.

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It's it's it's it's an assault on
people, And I feel like,

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how I just get Let can I
get the powers of a god? I

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will make this world so much better? No, there won't. That won't

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be a thing anymore. You don't
I'm cutting out of allergies are not even

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gonna be a thing anymore. No
one's gonna be able to you can't.

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I can't you. No person that
asked for the powers of the god needs

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them. No one is like can
you get no one reponsibility? Can I?

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Can I point something out real quick? The sutherfucker just picked up the

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mic stand the mic, started his
audio and slammed it against his desk three

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times. I don't move it.
You know what's funny, You don't have

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microphone micro movements pick up. We
were leave at stationary, right, Jojo

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and I were just having a conversation
about us, you know, moving to

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Cali and then the whole situation,
because the whole thing, the whole thing

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is is kind of a nightmare scenario
trying to get everything figured out. But

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then I'm like, all right,
you know, but still the point of

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it to do it is to you
know, make the podcast grow, doing

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the person stuff like that. And
then we're talking about just things being better

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quality, and specifically what came up
is your gay ass stand. Your your

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gay ass stand came up in that
conversation. It was like, why does

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this nigga not have like a proper
fucking armstand that it can suspend and just

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not fucking better that one. It
was so stupid. It was such a

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stupid like botched one, and I'm
like, you bought watched away with it

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was like fucking like it looked like
a massive dildo, and I was like,

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what is this one? And I
would have been it and it would

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it would snap back and almost through
my fucking mic, through my closet door,

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and I was like, what is
going on? It is one hundred

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dollars. What is happening right now? You probably have one of those fancy

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I think I saw them on like
Joe Rogan or something that, like you

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said, it looks like it should
be worth it. There's if it's one

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hundred dollars, because the one that
I have is I mean definitely not that.

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Mine was probably like forty bucks,
fifty bucks or something like that,

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and uh, I bought it.
I thought a twenty dollars one that was

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a little weak, but then I
just upgraded it by like paying hundred percent

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more. I guess technically, yeah, I I wrote, I put down

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a list of like everything that we
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the math on it, and goddamn, yeah, goddamn it is. It

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is expensive. It is so it's
like doable, it's not crazy, but

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it's so annoyingly like prohibitively expensive to
make a like but even before just like

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a table and chairs, which is
like the easiest thing. I'll figure that

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out. That's easy. Yeah,
but I just need to man, Yeah,

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it'll be it'll be exciting. I'm
excited to like we have I have

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a general idea, I know exactly
the cameras that we need. I'm gonna

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actually go see a guy about maybe
potentially renting some, uh I think on

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Tuesday, see if that might be
worth it. But renting cameras, yeah,

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yeah, just like because you we
could buy them, but they were

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they're you know, they're you know, podcasts cameras. I'm not looking for

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like tricasters or anything. But uh, it's just kind of a it's a

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bitch to have and maintain. So
it'd be like, ah, you know,

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if you could rent it for like
a fucking little bit. I don't

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know, I'm looking at it.
This is this is outside podcast stuff anyway,

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should be talking about this off camera
anyway? What else? So o

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Ja Simpson's gone he died? Uh
oh well whatever. He was completely overshadowed,

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by the way by Conan O'Brien going
on going on Sean Evans's Fucking Hot

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Wing Show, because he was trending
for only a little bit before that.

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And it's like, oh interesting,
nobody really nobody cares like at all.

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Do you remember that golf cart video
where he was like, I knew Michael

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Jackson, look at this photo of
us, and then he says rest in

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peace, Michael, take care and
then he drives away in a golf cart.

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I up a camera. That was
the thing he kept doing, like

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being on his golf cart and golf
piecing out. He would drive off and

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that iconic was it like hey,
like hello, hey, Twitter world,

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it's yours true, It's yours true. Twitter start off. I once I

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missed my old Twitter account because I
wanted to pull it up where I responded

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or I applied to one of his
tweets with I just I had a oven

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mid on and I just went up
to my dish rack and I was like,

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hey, Twitter World, it's yours
truly, and I would just I

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just grab a butcher knife really fast. It was like a two second video

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and it got so much traffic,
and I was surprised none of his team

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deleted or anything. Was just there
and I was like, this is I

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love everything about OJ being on Twitter
because he wasn't verified, Because back then,

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I think, what's his name Jack
Dorsey had I guess a teeny bit

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of morals. You know, obviously
he's still the owner of Twitter, but

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enough to be like, maybe we
shouldn't like prop up this dude, Maybe

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we shouldn't give this guy verification.
I hope so, because it made it

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so much better. Funny fucking those
accounts, the parodies, those ship like

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were just propping like crazy. Joe's
truly he thought, that's what he was

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like, Damn man, that was
a funny joke. I did. I

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did kill her, you know that
I killed her? Right, It's like

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what I almost wish it would be. I almost like if only he said

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something like with his last words that
was that would like really fuck with people,

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right, you know what I mean. I feel like if I if

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I were in that position, even
if I did do it, you know,

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I'd be like, I'm about to
go, I really didn't do it.

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But we're in the room with the
person who did they just leave,

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you know what I mean, just
some some absolute ca It's kind of like

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that thing where we were talking about
like how if if I were if like

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we were Trump or whatever, we
would like pretend to be like taking control

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of my forces beyond the control.
Yeah, uh, just the vague like

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it tell everybody in the world it's
true, and then everyone's like, oh,

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you must be talking about this obviously, but oh yeah, it's just

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like vague, cryptic bullshit. Man. I do love the joke that it's

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you know, it's it's whatever.
But the joke of like cancer has spoken

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out and has denied anything to do
with something like that, that whole meme

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is like, I it's very dumb, but I like it's like it's exactly

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like that's that's good. That's like
a safe that's a safe one. But

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since this is gone, rest in
peace, I guess I don't know.

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I don't give a ship. The
Fall Show, Oh there you go,

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Fallout Show, The Fall Show.
I've only gotten two minutes into it every

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time. Didn't have time to finish
it. I didn't have time that Actually

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I was watching I was watching X
Men ninety seven right before it, and

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so five bro, we'll talk about
that a minute'll talk about the minute.

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We'll talk about that later. We'll
talk about it because grammy levels, grammy

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levels of word don't we'll talk about
that later. I don't want my head

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to explode right now. Because that
shit was insane so good and let's not

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get into it yet, but just
episode five X Men ninety seven was fucking

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phenomenal. It was crazy. It
was so it was so good that like

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will line quote from that episode?
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one question, one question, one
question about X Men before we uh is

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it? Are they doing it like
a weekly thing. They're not doing it

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like fall Out where they drop it
all at once. Right, this weekly

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followers dropped all I'll maybe check it
out. It's all out, Yeah,

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fall up, they dropped it the
whole They dropped the whole season. Yeah,

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oh, very cool. I'll probably
watch it tonight after you have Three's

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crazy. Oh dude, that's why
I gotta go at uh three, because

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that starts. Because the fucking this
card is so since it's the three hundredth

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thing, it's so stacked that even
the fucking prelims, which usually just has

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nobody's on it, you know,
to the to the casual person, no

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to, a former champion of the
lightweight division is starting off the main card

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at three PM, And I'm like, this is it? This is It's

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that's how stacked it is that I'm
like, fuck, I got I gotta

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go get to my place. I
gotta you know, and so it's a

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whole thing, but yeah, I
want to watch. So you guys,

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I've heard great things about Fallout.
I've said, I've literally only ten minutes

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into it where we're literally they're just
doing the you know, there's no spoilers,

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just they're doing an exchange right or
resources for a breeder kind of a

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thing. That's literally as far as
I've got. And then I just turned

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it off racially ambiguous. Baby,
No, I haven't even know. I

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haven't even gotten to Like I said, like, I'm like ten minutes,

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don't don't He's yeah, leave it, leave it alone for that, but

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like, dude, like it's yeah, it's really good. I'm on like

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the I'm about to start the last
episode. I finished the penultimate one last

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night. This makes a lot of
sense that you get the whole thing is

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out because I thought it was gonna
be episodic and I'm like, why is

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everybody saying it's so good? Like
I was like, is this has one

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episode? Just drop? I was
just like I was like, how good

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can it be within one episode?
Like don't they even set everything up?

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I was literally confused. The first
episode is really good though, also like

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it's it's it's uh, they nailed
it, you know, they nailed the

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vibe. I said before that,
like it is kind of like a cheat

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code with thought because just that just
like the nineteen fifties, like Wasteland aesthetic

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with like old timy music playing is
just so cool. It's just such a

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it's just such a good vibe that
like you could really you could probably put

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young Sheldon in that universe and it
would be like a really highly watched you'll

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enjoy you know what I mean,
Like it's it died war films, like

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think of think of a war film
or a war show that people are like

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that was so much ass. It's
almost like I can't think of one off

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the top of my head. I
mean people were like I watched Bandon Brothers,

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for example, and it was way
too overhyph for me. I still

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enjoyed it. I got incredibly sad
at the part when they're in a the

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fucking the the death camps and the
ternment camps that actually like fucked my brain

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up. Whoa, whoa spoilers,
Oh yeah, big spoilers unless you didn't

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know it was about world War two. That is kind of a spoiler spoilers

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for spoilers for World War two,
but like that's the formula meisod that there

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are certain things I would love to
be a charge of because then I would

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be like, oh yeah, I
even though I have no experience in this,

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all the people around me will make
it great. And I feel like

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Fallout is one of those things that
I did see a lot of politics because

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apparently the same people they don't the
same people that complain about everything about video

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games and this, this and that, like they didn't know the origins is

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a fall Fallout, They don't know
how it's a well, it should be

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pretty obvious that it's an anti war
sentiment in the same vein of oh yeah

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people, the same people that are
like, oh, hell, divers is

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fucking awesome, but not understanding how
anti war and anti fascist it is.

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It's the same people that don't understand. I don't know how you don't miss

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it, Like I don't know how
they miss it. The stupidest, the

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stupidest shit that I saw about the
show We're Dude. It feels so funny

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as you're just seeing a show this
good as good as as the Fallout show

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and how like how it captures like
the vibe and like there's there's props from

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the from the game in there,
like they're the Bobbleheads, the two Headed

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Brahmins, the fucking you know,
the Ghoules look great, the stimpacked sound

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effect, like everything is there.
It's like and the producer even said,

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like, dude, I played Fall
three and I fell in love with it,

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and I've always wanted to I wanted
to make this a real show so

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you could tell. You could tell, like the people making it loved what

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the fucking you know the games were, And people are still like, man,

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the T sixty power armor doesn't work
that way, or like the helmet

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doesn't open that way, and it's
like, dude, I wish I was

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you, I wish I was.
Do you understand we got a I got

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I got a Halo show where Master
Chief fuck's a prisoner of war. Like,

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you have no idea how good you
have it? If they have,

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they cannot fathom. They cannot fathom
how blessed air is, like, oh

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wow, your your show actually uses
sound effects and props and music from the

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games. Wild crazy. They didn't
even do. They didn't do any of

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that the Halo Show at all.
It's crazy, but Washington sort of that

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guy out of his fucking uh what
is it the Mulenai armor? Right,

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yeah, And like I was just
like, fucking so stupid. I was

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like, Okay, I you know, this is a cool action sci fi

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show. That's not it's just weird. It's it was. It's entirely fine

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until you see the follow show and
you're like damn, You're like, oh,

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like we really could have had I'm
gonna give guys a take of mine.

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I think the Halo Show is a
fine show. It is not a

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good Halo show though, right,
That's exactly that. That's the that's the

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problem is that the fall Up Show
is a fine show, and it's a

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great Fallout show. The Last of
Us is a is a fine show,

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and it's a great Last of a
show. There's no reason why the Halo

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Show couldn't have been a great Halo
show. What do you think when these

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people want maximum money and stuff,
producers and everybody that are running ship.

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I thought, I thought, I
swear to god, I thought after Deadpool

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one came out, I thought it
was we we we figured it out.

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I thought it was over. It
was like, okay, great, this

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made a ton of money for ratedar
film. This is what this is the

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this is the formula. Now just
do what the dumb fucking audience wants.

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You know that includes myself. Just
just give it to them, Just give

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them what they want one and then
they're going to watch it. I don't

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understand, like because I know there's
people that take the artistic liberties, but

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I thought the producers are supposed to
tell them to shut the fuck up,

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because the producers want to maximize their
profits to get their money back and ship

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and make more money. I don't
know. And there are there are some

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liberal there. It's like, very
mind they did. They do take some

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liberties too. It's like there's nothing
wrong with that. It's like it's just

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a matter of like, man,
this is actually this is just genuinely the

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game in a show for like,
my parents would love this show, I

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think. And it's a great representation
of Fallout. And I see people being

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like, well, this is Bethesda's
fall This isn't like the original Fallow.

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It's like, I'm sorry, I
hate to break this to you. Shut

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the fuck up, Fallout bees.
This bethes this fall Out, even New

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Vegas, which is based you know, I mean, you know, let's

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be real, like it's it's it's
that's Bethesda's bones, that's the bones of

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a Pathesta game. There of course, I mean, just because Obsidian did

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it, it would it exists without
right, no one would have done it.

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And it's like, look, dude, this is when, this is

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when Fallout was the biggest and the
most popular. Like I understand, I

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understand. It's like, oh,
I want it to be like the originals,

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but like people really vibed with Fallout
three and and New Vegas in a

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way that they didn't with the originals. And I'm sorry, and and I

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know people be like, well,
you fucking you want the Halo Show to

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be like the original. It's like, yeah, because the originals are more

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popular than the people. That's not
the same problem people Fallout games, man,

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like, they're not at all people
original still want Who do you know

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personally that played fall Out one and
two. I know one of the people.

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I don't few people, but they're
but they are Fallout fans. I

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know tru regroactive people. I know
people that played Fallout three and then they

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went back and played the first two
people that played that played Fallout one,

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they plaid all of them though they
played all of them. They're not even

404
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you guys aren't even that fucking old. I don't believe that. I don't

405
00:27:56.359 --> 00:27:59.319
believe that people that have played definitely
played Fallout. I believe that they played

406
00:27:59.359 --> 00:28:00.680
a retroactive I don't think they grew
up with it. I think you guys

407
00:28:00.680 --> 00:28:03.680
are too young for that. Oh
yeah, for sure. Yeah, it's

408
00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:07.720
definitely. I totally think you guys
are definitely no one. Definitely no one

409
00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:10.119
in my age group for sure.
But I know people that have played that.

410
00:28:10.279 --> 00:28:11.079
I like it would be like the
same way and be like, oh,

411
00:28:11.119 --> 00:28:14.599
man, I grew up playing fucking
Balder's Gate and Ship. I'm like,

412
00:28:14.640 --> 00:28:18.000
no, you didn't, you didn't. But what I'm saying, I

413
00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:22.359
tell you one thing. I played
Balder's Gate one and two because of my

414
00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:26.400
uncle. I didn't know what the
fuck was going on. I admit that,

415
00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:29.880
but I did play because he liked
that ship. And then I'm like,

416
00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:33.039
oh, yeah, now I'm I
played balld and I played Deadly Aliant

417
00:28:33.079 --> 00:28:34.839
as well. That was me playing
it. It's just like, and I'm

418
00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:38.920
not even trying to criticize I'm just
saying, like I most people didn't.

419
00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:41.599
I'm older, so there were some
games I grew up with, like I

420
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:45.839
grew up with StarCraft and a lot
of old that ship Diablo. But like

421
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:48.319
say, there's a lot of people
that they had to play it way after

422
00:28:48.359 --> 00:28:52.680
the fact because it just wasn't their
time, and the same way, I

423
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:56.400
feel like Fallout was the same fucking
thing where nobody answered. My brother didn't

424
00:28:56.400 --> 00:28:59.319
play Fallout so I had no chance
to play fall Out one and two because

425
00:28:59.359 --> 00:29:02.599
he was the one that showed me
everything, like also you RPGs, yeah,

426
00:29:02.599 --> 00:29:04.759
And so I missed it and I
played Fallout three and I was like,

427
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:07.920
this game's fucking rad. I tried
playing the older ones, and I'm

428
00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:11.960
like, I don't really, It's
just like they're not really for me,

429
00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:17.960
to be honest, the gameplay of
it is just very different. And and

430
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:21.759
look, it's like I understand,
like as an original fan wanting that,

431
00:29:21.799 --> 00:29:23.680
but at the same times, like
these are not really comparable things, you

432
00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:26.519
know, like Fallout was really put
on the map by three. That is

433
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:30.200
the Fallout that most people know.
It is the most well received and like

434
00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:33.559
most universally acclaimed Fallout, the Halo
show to the Halo Show doesn't even go

435
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:37.319
by like the rules of even the
shittier games. It makes its own bullshit

436
00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:40.319
up, which is even stupider.
Like even if they wanted to do like,

437
00:29:40.359 --> 00:29:41.640
oh well, based off the new
stuff, I would have been like,

438
00:29:41.640 --> 00:29:44.680
all right, well, at least
they're basing it on the fucking game

439
00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:47.680
in some way, even though I
would have preferred like the originals, because

440
00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:52.480
the originals were were too Halo what
Fallout three was to the original Fallouts,

441
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:56.440
But whatever, it doesn't matter.
The fall show is really fucking good.

442
00:29:56.519 --> 00:30:02.480
Walton Goggins is so good in that
show, very good man everything. I

443
00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:07.640
loved it and everything. Yeah,
he's great. Love, There's nothing,

444
00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:11.559
nothing, nothing. Every time I've
seen him he was, uh, he

445
00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:15.000
kills everything. Matt Matt Barry being
in it was so nice to see,

446
00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:18.319
Like I was like, oh my
god, they got this fucking guy.

447
00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:21.640
Man, I didn't know that would
have been a nice little surprise. It's

448
00:30:21.640 --> 00:30:26.799
not, it's not, it's not. It's because it's Matt Barry, though,

449
00:30:26.920 --> 00:30:30.559
Is he like Matt Barry in the
show. Somewhat? Yeah, it's

450
00:30:30.599 --> 00:30:33.359
it's it's enough, it's enough to
notice, but like, yeah, it's

451
00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:37.839
it's it's good. It's good ship. Like, I highly recommend everybody if

452
00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:40.200
you have Prime check it out.
Although Prime is doing this weird thing now

453
00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:41.440
that I didn't know that they were
doing. Where like I was watching Half

454
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:45.960
I finished like three episodes or four
episodes, and then an ad played and

455
00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:49.160
I was like, yeah, oh
yeah, they what is it? So

456
00:30:49.640 --> 00:30:53.960
every streaming service now is because they
realized that ads is more profitable than the

457
00:30:55.079 --> 00:31:00.400
premium versions of their So they're they're
even a Netflix Disney pluster all trying to

458
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:03.960
get people to do the ad version
of the thing. You can still pay

459
00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:07.240
more for premium stuff and no ads, but they're gearing people more towards it

460
00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:10.480
because they make more money with the
ads revenue. And so now all of

461
00:31:10.519 --> 00:31:12.519
a sudden, they just happened to
just put ads in their shit. I

462
00:31:12.559 --> 00:31:17.079
started realizing this, I'm like,
what the fuck? And then that they

463
00:31:17.079 --> 00:31:21.480
have a thing that I thought was
illegal, that their ads are louder than

464
00:31:21.480 --> 00:31:23.759
the fucking show because that used to
be a thing, like a Hulu used

465
00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:27.160
to do this thing notoriously. And
then they're like, nah, you can't

466
00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:32.599
do that shit because it was Spotify
louder Spotify. I remember Spotify being like

467
00:31:32.680 --> 00:31:34.519
really popular because it's like you'd be
listening to you, you'd be listening to

468
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:42.160
fucking I don't know, uh,
fucking love Me Browning because for whatever reason,

469
00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:48.039
that's what you're listening to. And
then tired of the ads and they

470
00:31:48.039 --> 00:31:52.200
would screen at you and they would
just like have these these like it would

471
00:31:52.200 --> 00:31:55.920
be like like a cow being slaughtered
in the background and like a pig being

472
00:31:56.000 --> 00:32:01.319
dipped in battery acid? Are you
tired of the ads? Subscribed to Spotify

473
00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:06.759
Premium and get all sorts of fucking
ads? And then you just hear the

474
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:13.599
nine to eleven happening behind the guy
and people screaming and explosions and oil and

475
00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:17.240
death by like a fucking like a
big game beat to death with a log?

476
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:23.359
Is there anything worse than like a
pig being slaughtered? Noise sound?

477
00:32:23.920 --> 00:32:28.279
That ship sounds so bad in person, man, I've heard it in person

478
00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:31.599
more than one. That shit sounds
bad. It feels like it's funny,

479
00:32:31.599 --> 00:32:36.799
That's how bad it sounds. It's
almost funny, almost funny, like actually

480
00:32:36.920 --> 00:32:42.079
this like holy really it sounds like
something that we we shouldn't fuck with pigs

481
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:46.599
because of how like almost demonic in
a way, like it's just such a

482
00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:51.000
sound that you're like, bro,
should we be eating this thing? This

483
00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:53.920
is crazy? But it's just the
way they kill it too, Dude.

484
00:32:53.960 --> 00:33:00.440
I saw them kill it with a
log. It's a log and a people,

485
00:33:00.480 --> 00:33:04.960
and they just hit it with logs
till they died. Who were the

486
00:33:05.039 --> 00:33:09.480
people that were killing fucking farmers?
Farmers in the cribbe that are just assholes,

487
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:15.599
Like just get a knife and slid
its throat or something. The log

488
00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:20.400
The most terrible, the most terrible
thing that I saw, Just the most

489
00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:23.400
terrible thing. Oh my god.
The most terrible thing that I saw was

490
00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:28.240
like on a farm somewhere where they
like they killed pigs by having them stand

491
00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:30.920
in the center of a room and
then they swing too heavy logs down and

492
00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:40.519
crushing in between. Uh, they
lure a pig up to like a piece

493
00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:43.799
of like I don't know whatever they
whatever they eat? What do pigs eat?

494
00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:53.079
Literally slop? Yeah, I did
waiting the idea of leading a pig

495
00:33:53.160 --> 00:33:55.920
down a thing and then somebody comes
and kicks in the head's ared and died.

496
00:33:55.960 --> 00:34:05.160
That's crazy. That's a punter.
Yeah, maybe you're at like why

497
00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:07.680
even lead it? Why even lead
it? Somewhere where you just have a

498
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:12.360
guy run up to it and kick
it. Need his track, he's enough

499
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:15.519
track to get his enough speed.
Do you think the pigs pigs, if

500
00:34:15.519 --> 00:34:17.840
there was enough pigs, they would
rise up, Like say, for example,

501
00:34:17.840 --> 00:34:21.159
you're just one guy and you're kicking
the pigs to death. Do you

502
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:22.159
think all of them would just wait
to be kicked to death? Or do

503
00:34:22.159 --> 00:34:24.519
you think some of them might try
to bite you and eat you and something?

504
00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:28.800
What do you think, Uh,
If you can kick a pig to

505
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:31.079
death in the head and it will
die, those pigs better stay where the

506
00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:37.920
fun they are and die quiet,
because that's a strong Pigs are tough.

507
00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:42.239
They're not weak animals. That's why
when you when they beat him with the

508
00:34:42.280 --> 00:34:45.800
log, it takes so long for
them to die. You eat it crazy,

509
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:51.000
like they'll eat your feet man,
They'll they'll bite you, they'll eat

510
00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:52.800
people. People have talked abou eating
by pig because they fall down and they

511
00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:58.599
get hurt really badly. And they
learned that in a red I Get You,

512
00:34:58.760 --> 00:35:00.440
I was I was I was trying
to lead to like a hilarious little

513
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:04.400
scenario that we could have rifted on
about a guy with no feet fighting a

514
00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:07.119
pig. But it's okay. It's
try to smother it if you want.

515
00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:10.960
That was a dumb thing. That
was a dumb it would have been.

516
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:19.880
It was gonna be like to get
off the way of problems. Oh wow,

517
00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:23.000
look at you having fun riffic about
it. It's silly. Do you

518
00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:28.119
think do you think you could beat
a pig with no feet? Maybe?

519
00:35:28.280 --> 00:35:30.119
I think I could think. I
think I can figure it out. So

520
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:36.599
the so what do you got?
What do you mean? How do you

521
00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:38.159
how do you beat the pig?
How do you beat the pigs? Well?

522
00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:43.400
I feel like I feel like now
that I'm not encumbered by my feet,

523
00:35:44.840 --> 00:35:47.519
I could move around the battlefield a
lot more like limberly. You know.

524
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:51.000
It's it's almost like I have spider
legs now because they're all there.

525
00:35:51.719 --> 00:35:57.079
Yeah, yeah, that and maybe
it's exactly like that. It's like walking

526
00:35:57.119 --> 00:35:59.880
around It's like do you ever do
you guys ever like walk around on crutches,

527
00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:02.639
but like without your feet? You
know what I mean? Yes?

528
00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:10.320
Like that. So in this scenario, are been severed. We don't have

529
00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:15.559
any We don't we don't feel are
because so are we talking about? Like

530
00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:19.440
they? So the pigs did they
eat your feet to where you just have

531
00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:22.960
perfect stumps. Yeah, okay,
all right, I can I can deal

532
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:27.800
with that. Yeah, it's like
one it's one one, one swift chomp

533
00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:30.119
and your feet are gone. Okay, it's just and it's like clean.

534
00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:36.599
And then see what I want.
I was hoping they would chompy to where

535
00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:38.679
you have, like you know,
a piece of your bone is kind of

536
00:36:39.440 --> 00:36:45.199
sharp, and then you could really
just kind of rapier the pigs. You

537
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:49.079
can really what I'm saying, it's
like it's not good because yeah, you

538
00:36:49.079 --> 00:36:52.239
could skewer them with your new pointy
legs like that. I think you'd be

539
00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:54.559
in a good spot, I think. And now you and now your feet

540
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:57.960
aren't open to weakness because they can't. They can't eat you feet once they've

541
00:36:57.960 --> 00:37:01.199
eat your feet already, you know, do you think it can? I

542
00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:05.360
yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Well I was gonna say, like,

543
00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:08.159
do you feel like if you lose
a limb, let's say you lost your

544
00:37:08.280 --> 00:37:12.519
arm or something, or let's say
you know what, you lost your left

545
00:37:12.599 --> 00:37:15.599
arm and your right leg and you
have like prosthetics, is there any part

546
00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:22.880
of you that is like relatively relieved
that there's less of you that there could

547
00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:30.039
be a problem with no, because
really the biggest problems that I worry about

548
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:35.400
are all in my fucking torso.
Like you know, like, oh,

549
00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:39.599
I have this bar like by my
sternum I think it's called sternum, yeah,

550
00:37:39.599 --> 00:37:45.000
by the that bone by yeah yeah. Like I have the this bump

551
00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:45.800
here, and I'm like, oh
no, what is this? Should I

552
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:50.360
get this screened? Like god?
You know, it's usually I don't feel

553
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:53.719
I felt a lump on my calve
one time and then I forgot about it

554
00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:57.840
immediately and then I was like,
oh yeah, and then I checked.

555
00:37:57.880 --> 00:38:00.440
I'm like, oh sweet, it's
gone. Who cares. But if it's

556
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:04.719
like on my torso, I get
way more scared and I just want,

557
00:38:04.800 --> 00:38:10.320
like I wish we can. There's
this picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger where most of

558
00:38:10.320 --> 00:38:15.679
his torso's gone and it's just his
legs pretty much just into his chest,

559
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:20.239
so it shows him like flexing and
so he's pretty much just arms and legs.

560
00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:22.920
That's what I want to be.
I just want to be arms and

561
00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:25.519
legs. And I feel like there's
so much less maintenance your body. Your

562
00:38:25.519 --> 00:38:30.719
body would probably run really efficiently because
you have to do if you didn't have

563
00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:34.360
all of the middle parts of your
body, and I keep you alive.

564
00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:38.000
Sure, okay, so let me
guess. Also, wait a second,

565
00:38:38.079 --> 00:38:42.079
what if all of my organs are
just in just right. Because it's just

566
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:49.440
right, it's pretty much arms.
I think bodies are brilliant at adapting.

567
00:38:49.760 --> 00:38:52.800
I think that is a real scenario
that could happen. It's like you ever

568
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:54.360
seen. I just want magnetic I
just want to be prosthetic limbs. I

569
00:38:54.360 --> 00:38:59.000
want like fucking like cybernetic limbs so
bad to want you cut your legs.

570
00:38:59.000 --> 00:39:01.000
I want to look down. I
want to look down at my Cybrita can

571
00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:07.480
close it and open it and realize
I could smack the fuck out of somebody's

572
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:15.719
genuine, genuine questions, nice,
actual, actual, genuine question if there

573
00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:17.119
were, if there were, if
we were at a point right now where

574
00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:22.280
like there are like amazing uh robotic
prosthetics where like you could basically even like

575
00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:25.760
it even mimics the sensation of touch, you know, like you can feel,

576
00:39:25.800 --> 00:39:30.480
you can you're basically you're you're like
ninety percent the way where your normal

577
00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:32.960
hand would be. Like as far
as like mobility and dexterity and all that

578
00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:39.639
stuff, would you willingly get rid
of your arm for that, not yet.

579
00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:45.440
No, I mean I'm saying hypothetically. In a world it has to

580
00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:50.840
be, it has to be.
It has to be better than like,

581
00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:53.239
I have to be better than I
was. I can't be worse than I

582
00:39:53.280 --> 00:39:59.679
am. There's no point I'm just
downgrading. Okay, Okay, let's put

583
00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:01.679
it this way. The arm is
stronger than your human arm, but you

584
00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:07.400
only have you you're missing ten percent
of the sensations that you would normally get

585
00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:10.159
from it from your arm, so
you can't feel necessarily everything, and you're

586
00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:14.360
not you're not as limber, but
it is. It is considerably stronger,

587
00:40:14.519 --> 00:40:16.039
not like that to the point where
you're able to lift a car necessarily,

588
00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:22.119
like easily, but enough that it's
like it's noticeable what you can strong?

589
00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:24.800
Are you talking about? Like you
could rip a door off its hinges,

590
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:29.000
like really easily, but like a
car is still a strong car? Oh?

591
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:34.320
Really easily? Brother, for just
a little less sensation? What what?

592
00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:37.159
Of course? Of course I'm in
the middle. Yeah, I don't

593
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:38.599
even know why. I don't even
know why this is a debate. Really,

594
00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:40.760
I'll do it for my legs.
I won't do it for my arms,

595
00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:45.519
brother, for just like I mean, I want less sensation. Man,

596
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:49.559
when you fucking like over my legs, not my arms, my arm,

597
00:40:49.960 --> 00:40:52.719
pa, no, my legs.
Hell yeah. I would kicked the

598
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:57.199
fuck out of trees. I would
kick trees, I'd kick dogs. I'd

599
00:40:57.280 --> 00:41:00.400
kick people in the middle of their
bodies and break their backs. The idea

600
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:06.519
of just spinning kicking somebody in the
spine with my leg and there's fine,

601
00:41:06.679 --> 00:41:12.320
just pops like an X ray for
botal coma. This right here is evidence

602
00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:15.239
that when we have these upgrades available
in the future, you will not be

603
00:41:15.280 --> 00:41:20.519
able to get them. You you
just want to. You've sealed your fate

604
00:41:20.559 --> 00:41:23.480
because in the background history and they're
gonna be like, oh no, this

605
00:41:23.559 --> 00:41:28.119
guy literally just wants to kill everyone. And they're like, we can't want

606
00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:30.920
to. I want to. I
want to do something fucked up, sound

607
00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:32.000
like weird. And people are like
chasing after me that I look at them

608
00:41:32.039 --> 00:41:35.800
and I jump over like a fucking
wall, and they're like, what the

609
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:40.400
fuck was that? Well, I
wouldn't necessarily. I want to get cybernetics

610
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:45.960
to become a cryptid. I okay, you get rid of both your legs.

611
00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:50.280
It works. Huh would you get
rid of both your legs then,

612
00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:54.079
yeah, both of them. That's
wild. I wouldn't do that. My

613
00:41:54.199 --> 00:42:01.039
legs go to my spine. Yeah, everything that everything that doesn't directly touch

614
00:42:01.119 --> 00:42:05.559
things like touch and grab things I
get of No, I keep my eyes

615
00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:08.800
for now until I would, like
I get bored. Maybe I don't want

616
00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:12.599
my eyes would probably the first thing. My eyes would probably be the first

617
00:42:12.599 --> 00:42:14.320
thing to go. I think.
I think I would immediately be like,

618
00:42:14.360 --> 00:42:16.800
get me, get me out of
these eyes. I don't know. I

619
00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:21.920
wouldn't get a dick that comes out
and it swings real fast like a propeller

620
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:27.599
and then it stops. So you
want to So you're okay with having a

621
00:42:27.639 --> 00:42:30.840
fake dick, but you you want
your Yeah, but like you're like,

622
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:32.360
because I want to be able to
touch. I want to be able to

623
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:35.880
touch and feel things. I feel
like that can ground me. That I'll

624
00:42:35.920 --> 00:42:37.800
be doing that that grounds me when
i'm like, like when I'm really walling

625
00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:43.920
out. So it's like, hey, touch my head, like I feel

626
00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:49.320
like having I feel like sensation is
probably the most grounding thing that really reminds

627
00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:52.800
you think I'm not fucking no more. I'm not there to fuck. I'm

628
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:59.360
gonna cause trouble man. It's because
your penis is already broken, isn't it?

629
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:02.519
With my fucking cyber, Dick,
I'm just gonna hump a hole through

630
00:43:02.519 --> 00:43:06.679
a car like someone's gonna be driving
a car and my cyber is gonna come

631
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:12.599
right through that window and today side. You're villain, Dude, you're a

632
00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:15.320
villain. But what are you doing, dude, I'm hump the car over

633
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:20.480
And then fucking do you're gonna like
convince all the doctors and scientists that you

634
00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:24.039
like need this for like benevolent reasons, sir, sir, I need this.

635
00:43:24.079 --> 00:43:28.159
I'm in so much pain all the
time. I need it. And

636
00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:30.719
then you'll be like, are you
sure like? Leave my arms though?

637
00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:34.320
Leave my arms the same And as
soon as you're off the operating table,

638
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:46.800
you just hump a hole to the
fucking surgetycap open. You're fucking still drugged

639
00:43:46.800 --> 00:43:51.719
with anesthesia, you're naked. You
just bust out of there and just start

640
00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:57.320
wreaking having immediately. All right,
I can't get something, but I can

641
00:43:57.519 --> 00:44:02.239
hear, and I'm just listening here, except it is listening for stagged eye.

642
00:44:02.840 --> 00:44:09.159
That's crazy. He's a fucking villain. I always do it. Come

643
00:44:09.239 --> 00:44:12.360
on, dude, it has to
be one person to do dumb shit like

644
00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:17.199
that. There's gonna be way too
many that would do that. But really

645
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:21.880
superheroes and like and and villains,
that's that's when that shit's gonna happen.

646
00:44:21.920 --> 00:44:25.360
We're gonna really have that. But
do you think who do you think there

647
00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:30.079
would be? So what is the
raceihow between humans the heroes villain you think

648
00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:35.800
would be? Let's population got powers? I think it'd be thirty seventy So

649
00:44:36.159 --> 00:44:40.000
I think it'd be like thirty fifty
twenty percent doesn't do anything, there's not

650
00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:46.280
involved, they're just doing what for
themselves. Yeah, I think there would

651
00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:52.039
be more villains. I think there
definitely would be more. No that most

652
00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:58.639
people aren't level it. I think
that I would say ten percent would actually

653
00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:04.840
be villains, but they would be
really villainous and they would crush a lot

654
00:45:04.880 --> 00:45:07.960
of people, so that's usually.
I think there'd be more villains. I

655
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:12.079
think it'd be a lot of people. You'd have a lot of people who

656
00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:13.960
are villains in the same way that
like, I don't know, like a

657
00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:17.800
petty criminal is like like doing really
low level stuff. You probably have a

658
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:21.159
lot of those. But I do
think you would have more people trying to

659
00:45:21.159 --> 00:45:24.280
be like legit heroes and like ten
percent of villains being like, you know,

660
00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:30.559
fucking really diabolically evil. It'd be
like Magnetos. It'd be like it'd

661
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:34.440
be like twenty percent Magnetos and doctor
Doom niggas, you know, just like

662
00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:40.199
these guys are bad fucking nuts because
evil niggas that got good powers, right,

663
00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:44.480
like I can control fucking lightning,
but and it'd be like, why

664
00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:46.960
would he get that? But I
think there would. I think there were

665
00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:50.519
genuinely be more heroes. I just
think like the heroes would be more.

666
00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:52.199
I feel like everything in the real
world is a lot more gray than it

667
00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:54.079
normally would be anyway, Like I
think I think you'd have a lot of

668
00:45:54.159 --> 00:45:58.480
villains who are probably like doing villain
shit for good, like relatively like moralistic

669
00:45:58.519 --> 00:46:00.000
reasons. You probably have a lot
of super heroes who are doing really good

670
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:04.559
shit, but like are probably not
great individuals, not necessarily like the boys

671
00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:07.239
level where they're like fucking you know, rapists or whatever. But like,

672
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:12.599
I do think you'd have a lot
more of a gray scale just because I

673
00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:15.239
look at and I've brought this up
before because like, dude, the amount

674
00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:21.519
of trust that we have in each
other as a society. Like even in

675
00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:23.199
this society, which is like a
really really low trust one in comparison to

676
00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:31.079
like other places like Japan, is
like we we have cars, big metal

677
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:38.760
vehicles barreling through the streets at like
really like dangerous speeds at pretty much all

678
00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:45.320
moments of the day. Yeah,
and yet the amount of people who are

679
00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:49.480
killed by that is not remotely as
high as I would have assumed, as

680
00:46:49.519 --> 00:46:52.039
I assume it would be same thing
with guns, the amount of guns that

681
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:53.360
are on the street, or like
the amount of guns that are present in

682
00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:58.440
like the American population versus how many
people actually like just go around shooting each

683
00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:01.000
other. It's actually fucking romote markably
low, given like the sheer volume.

684
00:47:01.320 --> 00:47:05.760
So like, I do think most
people are inherently good, and most people

685
00:47:05.800 --> 00:47:07.559
are like like, if they had
some kind of level of power, they

686
00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:12.519
would try to exert it in a
positive way, but I think they would

687
00:47:12.519 --> 00:47:15.760
still be pretty fucked up people,
right, Most people just want to coast

688
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:22.360
this even it's twisted as like say, a lot of exsanely racist bigots are

689
00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:27.760
they are fucking angels to their own
kind or something, or people who they

690
00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:30.840
tolerate. It's so it's such a
fucked up dynamic, you know, like

691
00:47:31.239 --> 00:47:35.800
they just think in their little worldview
that like oh yeah, because you'll see

692
00:47:35.920 --> 00:47:37.519
hey, neighbor and shit and stuff. But then that you know, a

693
00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:42.199
black person passed by and starts snarling
and shit. So it's like it's it's

694
00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:46.000
just weird. It's like this weird
fucking cognitive disiness they kind of have where

695
00:47:46.039 --> 00:47:50.000
it's like, yeah, I love
my brothers, and then but then you

696
00:47:50.039 --> 00:47:52.920
know there's that nigga over there that
he just doesn't think is human, and

697
00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:55.559
it's like fuck. So I do
think most people do try to do good

698
00:47:55.719 --> 00:48:00.800
and they're doing fucked up things before, like you said, the for the

699
00:48:00.880 --> 00:48:05.840
wrong reasons. So yeah, I
agree with that, but I think I

700
00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:08.280
just don't no way man. The
only thing I feel like what happened is

701
00:48:08.639 --> 00:48:13.119
there's so many like, what's that
one quote that one of the founding fathers

702
00:48:13.119 --> 00:48:17.639
says, something like evil flourishes or
something when good men and women do nothing,

703
00:48:17.679 --> 00:48:21.440
or they say good men, they
just say women when good men do

704
00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:24.280
nothing, and it's in the same
vein. I feel like there'd be just

705
00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:29.840
a handful of ultra villains that would
be decimating a bunch of stuff, and

706
00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:32.400
most people wouldn't do anything about it
because they'd be too afraid. And then

707
00:48:32.639 --> 00:48:37.679
there would be a lot of good
people trying to do something, but they'd

708
00:48:37.679 --> 00:48:43.599
get slaughtered to because they get I
get jaded. I thought this would be

709
00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:45.480
right, it'd be a lot of
it'd be a lot of heroes. The

710
00:48:45.519 --> 00:48:47.199
first wave right to be a plan
of heroes. Everybody's doing the right thing.

711
00:48:47.519 --> 00:48:52.480
And then what happened would be people
would get still discriminated and hurt for

712
00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:54.960
just being heroes, and then it
would just lead down a really fucked up

713
00:48:54.960 --> 00:49:00.159
path. Also, I feel like
it'd be like one horrible like pedophile like

714
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:05.760
gets like time travel or some fuck
ability, and it's like, no,

715
00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:10.000
this is so bad. In your
aunts, this is so not good having

716
00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:17.960
sex with historical babies going back and
every person he rapes the dude, every

717
00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:29.320
doctor, King, he Blincoln,
fucking who else, Oppenheimer fucking, every

718
00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:34.880
fucking Jesus Christ, he gets kids, Jesus, he finds the real Jesus,

719
00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:39.920
like, oh Jesus is real and
rapes the baby in the main and

720
00:49:40.039 --> 00:49:46.599
its like what, like the world
would be completely different. It wouldn't be

721
00:49:47.159 --> 00:49:52.239
such a rut versus universe. Let's
do questions. Man, this is fucking

722
00:49:53.159 --> 00:49:57.880
that's crazy. It just be one
guy with why way too much power doing

723
00:49:58.000 --> 00:50:00.920
really fucked up things. Let's let's
let's yeah, let's gotta let's get to

724
00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:07.400
some questions. Mental retardation. I
can make nuclear explosions, Yeah, yeah,

725
00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:14.400
Zorro Comido wrote in he said,
howdy have you ever wild? Have

726
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:20.639
you ever? Have you ever smacked
your dick accidentally when taking a bath while

727
00:50:20.679 --> 00:50:23.599
trying to grab falling soap or something
you dropped? This happened to me recently,

728
00:50:23.840 --> 00:50:27.960
so it left me pondering and quaking
in pain. I don't know,

729
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:30.639
I don't know this specific this specific
scenario has never happened to me. But

730
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:35.199
I've definitely, I definitely tapped myself
like a number of times. I'm just

731
00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:39.320
like, how do I wait?
I really can't massively hit my testicles before.

732
00:50:40.519 --> 00:50:46.400
I'm sure that persons scenario, what
did they smile gave immediately? I

733
00:50:46.440 --> 00:50:54.280
don't know his hand is that's stupid? That's so stupid that he's so he

734
00:50:54.320 --> 00:50:58.199
smacked his own dick trying to grab
soap soap? Is that what he's saying

735
00:50:59.679 --> 00:51:04.199
his matters so little to me.
I'm gonna be real. Gee, I

736
00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:08.880
just I just I just thought it
was a good question because I often find

737
00:51:08.880 --> 00:51:12.480
myself not often, but like every
time that it does happen to me where

738
00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:15.679
I hit myself in the balls,
I feel like such a fucking idiot where

739
00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:16.760
it's like how do I? How
did I do this? To me?

740
00:51:17.000 --> 00:51:22.239
It's usually like some like I'm like, it usually happens whenever I'm like managing

741
00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:24.599
wires and it's like, oh,
a bunch of wires, and then I'll

742
00:51:24.599 --> 00:51:28.360
like do the thing where like I
roll it around my hand real fast to

743
00:51:28.360 --> 00:51:30.360
get it in a role, and
then it'll like it'll tap me, and

744
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:35.199
I'll be like, oh, how
did I do this? How does this?

745
00:51:35.360 --> 00:51:37.480
It's almost like biting your tongue when
you're eating, where it's like how

746
00:51:37.480 --> 00:51:43.719
the fuck that's so much experience.
I have so much experience navigating this,

747
00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:45.960
and it's like how do I?
How did I manage to be so stupid

748
00:51:45.960 --> 00:51:49.119
in this one instance where I like
just forgot the mechanics of my own body.

749
00:51:50.519 --> 00:51:53.960
It's unfortunate that shit's whack. Buying
the tongue is a fuck God damn

750
00:51:54.719 --> 00:51:58.840
uh so yeah, I can't,
he said, smack dick. Like,

751
00:51:58.880 --> 00:52:01.079
so I'm like, the first of
all, it's already weird because I think

752
00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:05.280
probably people hit their dicks all the
time they don't notice it's hitting the balls,

753
00:52:05.280 --> 00:52:07.719
like you were saying, that's the
thing that stands out where I have

754
00:52:09.079 --> 00:52:14.280
I have one burn. It to
my memory of it was, uh,

755
00:52:14.360 --> 00:52:19.760
I think so I was really young
and I was balancing a book on my

756
00:52:19.800 --> 00:52:22.760
I was laying down in my bed
balancing a book on my knee like kind

757
00:52:22.760 --> 00:52:27.239
of like reading it in a way
that it's almost falling off my knee,

758
00:52:27.239 --> 00:52:29.920
but I'm kind of have my hand
and it's just like it was kind of

759
00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:34.320
like a little thing so I can
just read it from a distance. It

760
00:52:34.440 --> 00:52:37.880
was nice. And then I was
I got careless where it just fell to

761
00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:45.039
the side a little bit and I
was wearing very just silky boxers, so

762
00:52:45.719 --> 00:52:50.519
no protection really, and the corner
of the book, the sturdiest part just

763
00:52:50.920 --> 00:52:53.199
perfectly hit me in my ball,
and I was just like, I can't

764
00:52:53.199 --> 00:52:58.000
believe I let this happen to me, Like it's it was the dumbest fucking

765
00:52:58.039 --> 00:53:01.599
scenario that like I've never done.
I never have done that again in my

766
00:53:01.639 --> 00:53:05.880
life. As far as how reading
a book that way, because it's kind

767
00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:07.199
of it was kind of a nice
way to do it. You're laying down,

768
00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:09.800
your knees are perched up in a
book kind of against your knee.

769
00:53:10.280 --> 00:53:14.559
It was kind of nice. Not
anymore. Yeah, I learned my lesson.

770
00:53:14.679 --> 00:53:16.440
It's the most when I get you
feeling in the world. When it

771
00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:20.840
happens, I get really upset.
When I get really upset, I squeezed

772
00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:30.280
my balls. I squeeze them tight, dude. Like stand you can see

773
00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:34.239
the veins bulging out of my fucking
arm and one side on my face,

774
00:53:34.519 --> 00:53:36.800
and I squeeze them. I squeeze
them. When I calmed down, I

775
00:53:36.840 --> 00:53:38.880
don't squeeze them no more. That
is insane, dude. I gotta get

776
00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:42.039
really mad to do it, though. I gotta be really upset. If

777
00:53:42.039 --> 00:53:44.440
you see me put my hand on
my pants when I'm mad at you and

778
00:53:44.480 --> 00:53:46.039
I start squeezing my balls, you're
in danger. You better watch out.

779
00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:52.199
How many times have you squeezed your
pants while you're doing PvP? Damn bro?

780
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:59.159
Every time I'm playing with one hand
pretty much, I'm competently playing a

781
00:53:59.239 --> 00:54:12.199
pvpach too at one head don't call
me, don't don't call me Shirley road

782
00:54:12.239 --> 00:54:15.119
In. She says, quick question, if all of you were to do

783
00:54:15.159 --> 00:54:19.840
a commentary track for a movie,
which movie would it be? The idea

784
00:54:19.840 --> 00:54:23.280
of watching Rocky with the commentary track
being all about piss bits sounds more enjoyable,

785
00:54:23.519 --> 00:54:28.920
possible extra animal material. I have. So I've so, I'm I'm

786
00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:31.719
gonna admit that this is like pretty
shameless, but there's a there's a YouTube

787
00:54:31.760 --> 00:54:36.159
channel called pretty much it where it's
just these guys. I've never met any

788
00:54:36.159 --> 00:54:37.320
of them. I don't know any
of them individually or anything, but they

789
00:54:37.360 --> 00:54:40.039
do these like commentary tracks for like
movies. That's like their whole thing,

790
00:54:40.119 --> 00:54:44.280
and they do it for pretty much
everything, Like they cover every single movie,

791
00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:47.119
and they they sell their their commentary
track on their patreons so you could

792
00:54:47.119 --> 00:54:50.639
like listen to it alongside the movie. I've always felt like that was like

793
00:54:50.679 --> 00:54:53.280
a brilliant idea because it's a way
to monetize other people's content without actually stealing

794
00:54:53.320 --> 00:54:58.000
it. You can sell it and
it has nothing You're not selling the movie.

795
00:54:58.280 --> 00:55:01.119
It's so it's it's such a smart
idea, and I have thought about

796
00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:04.559
how fun it would be like if
we were all in person, not necessarily

797
00:55:04.639 --> 00:55:07.880
do this for every single movie,
but like for like special one offs,

798
00:55:08.320 --> 00:55:12.679
to do something like that where we're
like, especially when we're all in person

799
00:55:12.719 --> 00:55:15.480
and we can watch it in person
and do all that stuff like in house

800
00:55:15.719 --> 00:55:19.480
in the room with each other.
How fun it would be to watch something

801
00:55:19.639 --> 00:55:23.800
like Spider Man or Rocky or something
that like has relevant or like or something

802
00:55:23.800 --> 00:55:29.360
that has relevance to us, not
like fucking Lindsay Lohan movies or anything,

803
00:55:29.760 --> 00:55:32.119
every like couple months. Just do
one of those. I feel like that

804
00:55:32.119 --> 00:55:37.119
would be fun. Sincerely, But
yeah, that's I've actually thought about.

805
00:55:38.960 --> 00:55:44.960
So I have a I have a
seven minute video that exists in my hard

806
00:55:45.039 --> 00:55:52.440
drive of my friends and I commentating
over what was it The Force Awakened,

807
00:55:52.400 --> 00:56:00.639
And it's probably one of my favorite
moments because we turned Han Solo into just

808
00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:05.360
a seethingly old racist man and just
it was just like it was the part

809
00:56:05.400 --> 00:56:07.800
where his cargo ship is like,
well he's getting the ship's getting invaded.

810
00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:12.280
I think it gets a they get
a captured or whatever. I can't really

811
00:56:12.280 --> 00:56:15.320
remember, Like he all the way, all those people come, all those

812
00:56:15.320 --> 00:56:19.480
people come ship and there on the
ship too. Yeah, it was that.

813
00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:21.719
It was that it was just like
that scene or whatever, it was

814
00:56:21.760 --> 00:56:23.719
that all that whole segment. It
was just I was like, Yo,

815
00:56:24.480 --> 00:56:28.119
let's do this. We did a
couple of things. We did like Full

816
00:56:28.159 --> 00:56:31.679
Metal Alchemists on fucking Netflix, and
we're just doing some dumb bullshit and uh,

817
00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:35.960
anyway, we didn't really go far
with it. But I was thinking

818
00:56:36.000 --> 00:56:40.079
about this recently because we talked about
bringing the N Word Club back. But

819
00:56:40.159 --> 00:56:43.800
I was I was like, I
don't really want it to be a clip

820
00:56:43.840 --> 00:56:49.039
show anymore because I'm just not that
interested in harvesting clips. But I was

821
00:56:49.079 --> 00:56:52.039
like, what if, Yeah,
it was that, what if it was

822
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:57.360
that movie commentary ship, because that's
to me, that's always Yeah, whenever

823
00:56:57.440 --> 00:57:00.280
my homies are whenever we're watching,
that's all we do. Essentially, we're

824
00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:04.320
just talking ship. It was just
like we fucking made fun of that.

825
00:57:04.400 --> 00:57:07.480
We made fun of that fucking horror
movie that Ben Pack dude, our friend

826
00:57:07.559 --> 00:57:10.519
Ben put on a movie. That's
where the piss came from, That's where

827
00:57:10.519 --> 00:57:16.320
the piss started, that's what first
was born. But he made fun of

828
00:57:17.159 --> 00:57:21.159
chose the movie we should experiment.
We made fun of it. I'm down

829
00:57:21.159 --> 00:57:24.239
to do that. For actually AMMO
where one time we just record us all

830
00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:29.480
watching something and we just make fun
of it and to the make fun of

831
00:57:29.519 --> 00:57:32.000
it to the pull bone we could
pull, we could pull the we could

832
00:57:32.000 --> 00:57:35.199
put the we could Yeah, we'll
figure it out behind the scenes. But

833
00:57:35.199 --> 00:57:38.159
I've always it would I don't.
I just don't. I don't want it

834
00:57:38.199 --> 00:57:40.119
to be like, oh, you
guys are ripping off, you know whatever.

835
00:57:40.159 --> 00:57:45.079
It's like it's like it's not really
have them off, Like I don't

836
00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:46.360
think you're doing that ship way before. I'm sorry, I don't. I

837
00:57:46.360 --> 00:57:52.159
don't know, you're sure yeah,
like meal back for example, for like

838
00:57:52.639 --> 00:57:58.039
over a decade and then one of
my favorite things is the main co host

839
00:57:58.079 --> 00:58:01.840
Now he would come on every once
in a while and they would just do

840
00:58:02.039 --> 00:58:08.159
commentary over every Batman film and it
was funnis an old style of I mean,

841
00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:10.599
it is like Mystery Sign Stated of
three thousand also was doing it.

842
00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:14.800
It's just like the I do think. Yeah, I mean, it's it's

843
00:58:14.840 --> 00:58:16.400
whatever. It's it's an open idea. But I do want to do that

844
00:58:16.440 --> 00:58:20.039
at least a handful of times.
I wouldn't want it to be like the

845
00:58:20.079 --> 00:58:22.480
main thing or like what we would
do every single week or anything, but

846
00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:24.159
I think every once in a while. I think it would make a lot

847
00:58:24.199 --> 00:58:29.360
of sense, like for like for
Rocky, for spider Man, for some

848
00:58:29.480 --> 00:58:32.519
other movie. Uh, that's not
a bad idea I want to do.

849
00:58:32.599 --> 00:58:37.679
I want to do one for Doune
Bro, the one for Doom. Make

850
00:58:37.760 --> 00:58:43.239
it extremely racist, like ext like
turn that universe, take all of the

851
00:58:43.239 --> 00:58:47.679
respectable parts of that universe out,
and just make Paul the biggest biggot ever.

852
00:58:51.039 --> 00:58:52.840
We'll figure something out. I think
I think it. I think I

853
00:58:52.840 --> 00:59:00.920
don't know. Instead of that's fine, I think I think that just a

854
00:59:00.960 --> 00:59:04.000
better idea than just some one off
shit though that's the only thing that I

855
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:09.159
have. I just think it's like
a that's a oh just n But yeah,

856
00:59:09.320 --> 00:59:14.519
I would love to do that because
it's always that's just just just whatever

857
00:59:14.599 --> 00:59:15.960
now is, and it could be, and I think it could be.

858
00:59:16.639 --> 00:59:20.840
It could also be edited down into
like a highlight reel for like the Channel

859
00:59:20.840 --> 00:59:22.800
too, like to I don't know. I think like I would love to

860
00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:24.960
do that, and that's my favorite
content to edit, honestly, Like when

861
00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:31.519
when we did a while ago,
Sweeney and I and Gabby actually did uh,

862
00:59:32.119 --> 00:59:35.559
we did like a playthrough of life
is Strange. We did. We

863
00:59:35.599 --> 00:59:38.800
played it for like an hour and
just recorded us playing it and like riffing

864
00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:45.280
on it and editing that down into
like a fun ten minutes was like a

865
00:59:45.400 --> 00:59:50.119
really good, like that's fun as
fuck, like sincere, Like I love

866
00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:52.000
editing that kind of because it's not
just me, it's like other people and

867
00:59:52.039 --> 00:59:55.719
I get to like strengthen other people's
anytime I get a chance to strengthen somebody

868
00:59:55.760 --> 01:00:00.920
else's joke with like some editing or
like some visual flair, like some audio

869
01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:02.840
effect or anything like that, it's
like it's so much more fun and gratifying

870
01:00:02.880 --> 01:00:07.519
than to do it to myself.
Uh So, I even I would love

871
01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:12.440
to just edit those. It's a
good idea. But yeah, anyway,

872
01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:16.360
there's something that I've also, This
is a real quick before we move on,

873
01:00:16.400 --> 01:00:19.360
I just want to say there's something
that I've of course, yeah,

874
01:00:19.599 --> 01:00:24.039
I've thought about what this is different, but in the same vein just within

875
01:00:24.159 --> 01:00:29.199
the main show and as segments.
One of my favorite things that I would

876
01:00:29.199 --> 01:00:32.880
see some podcastsould do, which is
a completely normal thing because they're telling stories,

877
01:00:34.119 --> 01:00:37.960
but usually they're telling stories about a
movie or they're just explaining the plot.

878
01:00:38.400 --> 01:00:44.000
And then what people will do,
their fans will take clips of that

879
01:00:44.079 --> 01:00:47.920
movie or something alongside of their commentary
explaining it. And there it's really fucking

880
01:00:49.000 --> 01:00:52.079
entertaining, especially for movies that you
don't really give a shit about. Like,

881
01:00:52.119 --> 01:00:55.760
for an example, come down talking
about Steven Seagall's movie it's called Sniper

882
01:00:55.800 --> 01:01:00.679
Special Ops and talking about how fucking
insane, saying that movie is because stevens

883
01:01:00.880 --> 01:01:05.599
Gall is an insane person, and
I'm like, this is I'm never gonna

884
01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:09.840
watch that movie. But that like
segment of them explaining how crazy it is

885
01:01:09.880 --> 01:01:14.440
and seeing some of the scenes on
top of and I was just like this,

886
01:01:14.559 --> 01:01:19.440
I can't believe this movie exists.
I can't. Honestly, Stevensagall is

887
01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:23.639
is that a wild character? That
is a character? Wild character? Character

888
01:01:23.800 --> 01:01:27.599
is a perfect description of who he
is. He's a character. You ever

889
01:01:27.639 --> 01:01:30.280
heard his reggae album? Yes,
I have? I have? Why the

890
01:01:30.320 --> 01:01:35.719
fuck have you heard his reggae album? I am a low I'm I'm I

891
01:01:35.719 --> 01:01:38.519
wouldn't say I'm obsessed, but I'm
obsessed with everything that he's been involved in.

892
01:01:39.519 --> 01:01:45.480
Like there's so many things he's been
involved in, like the him being

893
01:01:45.519 --> 01:01:49.239
involved with Anderson Silva, for example, and Anderson Silva is saying that,

894
01:01:49.360 --> 01:01:52.039
like, yeah, he's the one
that taught me the front kick, like

895
01:01:52.119 --> 01:01:53.440
just a front kick, you know. And Manison Silva's knocked out a couple

896
01:01:53.480 --> 01:01:55.920
of people with that shit, just
hitting them in the jaw with the front

897
01:01:55.960 --> 01:02:00.519
kick and giving credit to Steven Sagal
and See was like yeah, you know,

898
01:02:00.760 --> 01:02:06.719
uh and ironically being like yeah,
like I Todd Anderson Silva had to

899
01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:09.159
do this, So I'm like,
this is I can't believe this is happening.

900
01:02:09.239 --> 01:02:15.400
This is it's give me such a
fake. Artist's a fake. He's

901
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:19.599
amazing, He's amazing, insane watching
him do martial arts. That's crazy,

902
01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:22.840
Like he would he insulted Michael J. White, and I was just like,

903
01:02:22.880 --> 01:02:27.320
how are you gonna how are you
gonna insult Michael J. White.

904
01:02:27.320 --> 01:02:32.440
He's like a proven sparred like titled, he's the title held like martial artists.

905
01:02:32.440 --> 01:02:37.440
He's done, like the Olympic Martial
Arts. It's just like being like,

906
01:02:37.559 --> 01:02:42.280
he's not a real fighter. I
just imagine like this in the context.

907
01:02:42.360 --> 01:02:45.239
I imagine this in the context of
like an RPG, where like Steven

908
01:02:45.239 --> 01:02:47.840
Segall is the quest giver and you
do a quest for him and he rewards

909
01:02:47.840 --> 01:02:52.400
you with the fucking front kick.
And that's that's like the scenario in my

910
01:02:52.440 --> 01:02:57.280
head where it's like your rewards for
finishing this mission and collecting like fucking eight

911
01:02:58.119 --> 01:03:04.079
I don't know ahamkara clause. It's
like you learn a front eight eight dragons

912
01:03:04.119 --> 01:03:07.239
Claus Late Games, Steven, so
I was like, here, here's a

913
01:03:07.280 --> 01:03:10.960
front kick. It's like, dude, I can throw meteorites. You gave

914
01:03:12.000 --> 01:03:17.000
me a front kick. It's crazy. Hero does have some accolades though,

915
01:03:17.079 --> 01:03:21.440
like he okay, he is an
Akito master, but Akito is really not

916
01:03:21.679 --> 01:03:25.800
that viable, not really like you. It's almost like a kin to Judo,

917
01:03:25.880 --> 01:03:30.280
but like fake Judo, I guess. But then like he spent time

918
01:03:30.559 --> 01:03:35.079
in Japan learning some real martial arts
with an actual real sense is and ship.

919
01:03:35.320 --> 01:03:37.159
He knows how to speak Japanese,
like there's some real ship to him,

920
01:03:37.679 --> 01:03:43.119
but like he's also coupled with That's
why it's so fascinating. He's real,

921
01:03:43.199 --> 01:03:46.440
and then it's faking guiding guys around
and throwing them and them just doing

922
01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:50.559
up over like that's not real.
Dude. I love it. I love

923
01:03:50.559 --> 01:03:52.960
it so much. I love how
fake maybe when he was and also he

924
01:03:52.320 --> 01:03:55.159
was he was, it was weird
because he wasna be the in shape guy

925
01:03:55.239 --> 01:03:59.280
in like the eighties movies, and
he wasn't really in shape. He was

926
01:03:59.320 --> 01:04:05.199
just kind of he's his tone his
fight seemed to he's no, he's no

927
01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:09.559
what's called John Claude van Dam.
There you go, He's no, none

928
01:04:09.599 --> 01:04:13.960
of them. And he ships on
John. He sh ships on John Cloud

929
01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:16.519
Vadam, which is hilarious. He's
he's talked ship about him multiple times.

930
01:04:16.679 --> 01:04:19.639
But go ahead, let's let's get
past this guy like he's don't talk about

931
01:04:23.320 --> 01:04:25.719
I need like a half hour to
talk about him, dude, Like there's

932
01:04:25.760 --> 01:04:29.400
not uptime. Let's move on.
Mariah Carrey more like Mariah Scarry. Ha

933
01:04:29.880 --> 01:04:32.199
wrote in that's her name, Durer
the person's name. He says, what

934
01:04:32.320 --> 01:04:38.320
up? Wild? Especially and and
uh maybe a few too many racial slurs.

935
01:04:38.360 --> 01:04:42.599
Maybe My question is this, especially
with all the wild shenanigans going on

936
01:04:42.599 --> 01:04:45.800
at Boeing, how do you guys
stay calm leading up to and on flights.

937
01:04:45.000 --> 01:04:48.480
I've been trying to remind myself that
dying in a fiery crashes statistically incredibly

938
01:04:48.519 --> 01:04:51.039
unlikely, but I can't get out
of the back of my head that maybe

939
01:04:51.079 --> 01:04:55.599
mine will end in tragedy and be
the one that finally forces these pieces of

940
01:04:55.599 --> 01:05:00.360
issues to change the business fundamentally.
Uh, it's a good question, because

941
01:05:00.360 --> 01:05:02.840
I just make me nervous because I
have to fly next month. He's made

942
01:05:02.880 --> 01:05:08.320
me nervous. He fucked up my
energy. You're not You're gonna be fine.

943
01:05:09.920 --> 01:05:14.199
I don't even likely, like I'm
going to fucking Ohio or Illinois.

944
01:05:14.280 --> 01:05:18.519
Why are you going to Ohio?
Ohio? My needs graduation until you twice?

945
01:05:18.880 --> 01:05:23.119
Oh, I mean, like,
I'm look, man, you have

946
01:05:23.119 --> 01:05:26.719
so many nieces graduations, Like how
am I supposed to keep track? I

947
01:05:26.760 --> 01:05:30.199
have three nieces that are all on
the same age are graduating, right.

948
01:05:30.199 --> 01:05:32.719
But what I'm saying is, like
you you often have like family things going

949
01:05:32.760 --> 01:05:35.679
on that like you have nothing to
do with you, So like I I've

950
01:05:35.679 --> 01:05:38.920
already had it in my mind that
I'm like, I'm not going to commit

951
01:05:38.960 --> 01:05:45.239
anything that he says regarding effectively my
sister because effectively my sister, because my

952
01:05:45.280 --> 01:05:48.599
sister's so much older than me that
my niece is close to aged me and

953
01:05:48.679 --> 01:05:51.960
my sister is I understand, but
like you're always talking about like how I

954
01:05:51.960 --> 01:05:54.880
can't. I can't, I can't
go do this thing because I have to

955
01:05:54.880 --> 01:05:59.159
go to my accountant's nieces, sisters, bris on, Like I'm sorry,

956
01:05:59.199 --> 01:06:04.800
Like I can't do it. You
know, it's everything's for a reason,

957
01:06:04.800 --> 01:06:15.719
man, whatever free accounts. The
point is, you just have to accept

958
01:06:15.719 --> 01:06:21.280
that you're gonna die once you once
you accept, once you accept that once

959
01:06:21.320 --> 01:06:25.239
you're on a plane, you are
as good as dead. Everything's fine,

960
01:06:25.760 --> 01:06:29.920
like sincerely, because then you're pleasantly
it's almost like you're pleasantly surprised by the

961
01:06:29.920 --> 01:06:32.480
fact that you've made it home.
I always think about like the I'm more

962
01:06:32.519 --> 01:06:36.760
afraid of the landing going wrong than
I am about anything in the air,

963
01:06:36.800 --> 01:06:40.599
like because my assumption is like when
we land, the wheel's gonna get fucked

964
01:06:40.679 --> 01:06:43.079
up, or like they're not gonna
be able to break in time. Because

965
01:06:43.079 --> 01:06:45.960
it feels really fucking fast, and
it doesn't. It still doesn't really make

966
01:06:46.039 --> 01:06:51.280
shaking, the shaking. It really
doesn't fundamentally make sense to me how a

967
01:06:51.320 --> 01:06:56.679
plane going that fast could slow down
as quick as it does with everything,

968
01:06:56.719 --> 01:07:00.199
like especially on those fucking wheels that
look so small and harrison like they look

969
01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:04.599
like such little dinky fucking baby wheels
that like it doesn't fully make sense to

970
01:07:04.639 --> 01:07:08.360
me. So I'm always thinking like
we're gonna we're gonna kreem, We're gonna

971
01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:14.239
drift into like the airport and crash
and explode. But there's landing they land

972
01:07:14.280 --> 01:07:17.280
them and taking back off again,
and you're like, no, no,

973
01:07:19.599 --> 01:07:27.679
that's the worst experience. That is
so terrible because you're almost free, you're

974
01:07:27.760 --> 01:07:30.079
almost playing, and then someone starts
getting really loud and you're like, oh,

975
01:07:30.400 --> 01:07:36.760
man, but yeah, I don't
know, man, flying flying doesn't

976
01:07:36.760 --> 01:07:39.599
scare me as much as it used
to, because like I remember having this

977
01:07:39.639 --> 01:07:42.400
experience where like the masks came down. I think I must have told the

978
01:07:42.400 --> 01:07:44.039
story on the podcast before, but
like I was on a plane, but

979
01:07:44.079 --> 01:07:45.760
there was like so much turbulence and
like some fucking weird thing happened. I

980
01:07:45.760 --> 01:07:48.199
think I think it was described as
like a glitch, although I don't.

981
01:07:48.199 --> 01:07:51.000
I feel like I'm just like making
I'm feeling that in in my head because

982
01:07:51.039 --> 01:07:54.960
I don't know why that would have
been anything other than that, because there's

983
01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:59.719
nobody somebody did that on purpose.
So like the masks came down when there

984
01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:01.880
was urbulence, and I remember like
that was in the early days of me

985
01:08:01.920 --> 01:08:05.320
flying a lot, when I started
flying like oh like often, like when

986
01:08:05.320 --> 01:08:12.599
I would go home and to La
like five times a year, and I

987
01:08:12.840 --> 01:08:16.119
was totally calm and fine, because
like at that point I was so nervous

988
01:08:16.159 --> 01:08:18.079
getting on the flight that I was
like, I'm gonna die on this plane.

989
01:08:18.920 --> 01:08:20.399
And then when the mask came down, I was like, yeah,

990
01:08:20.399 --> 01:08:25.760
okay, here it is. And
then they were like false alarm, sorry,

991
01:08:25.800 --> 01:08:29.560
and I was like, that's crazy. That is a wild hypothetical.

992
01:08:29.600 --> 01:08:30.840
Okay, guys, hypothetic. Right, Let's say you guys are on the

993
01:08:30.880 --> 01:08:33.600
plane, right, and one guy
gets somebody starts getting line, he's like

994
01:08:33.720 --> 01:08:41.359
everybody, and then right as he
says that, one guy grabs him and

995
01:08:41.680 --> 01:08:44.119
you know, you don't see it, but you notice his jaw is a

996
01:08:44.159 --> 01:08:47.199
little bigger than it should be,
bite solidly into his throat and you hear

997
01:08:47.239 --> 01:08:51.920
like a few crunches, crunch,
crunch, and a guy's not moving anymore.

998
01:08:51.960 --> 01:08:55.840
The guy's not making noise. Anybody's
gone. Do you get mad or

999
01:08:55.880 --> 01:08:59.960
do you continue just like ad thanks, Oh dude, I think I would

1000
01:09:00.239 --> 01:09:04.920
spend so would get like say that
you just keep flying? Sitting down quietly

1001
01:09:05.640 --> 01:09:09.439
going. I would think I would
have to think about it. I would

1002
01:09:09.479 --> 01:09:12.720
sit there in silence, pondering for
a good five minutes, because there's two

1003
01:09:12.760 --> 01:09:16.560
scenarios that that could be. There's
two scenarios there. Either a the person

1004
01:09:16.560 --> 01:09:20.800
who got up was about to hijack
the plane and that guy saved us,

1005
01:09:21.560 --> 01:09:26.479
or that guy was getting up to
warn you about this guy who just bit

1006
01:09:26.520 --> 01:09:30.239
his throat out, and so like
you would have to really sit and think

1007
01:09:30.319 --> 01:09:35.000
about like who is the real who? Like is this concerning or was I

1008
01:09:35.119 --> 01:09:42.159
just saved play head over and over
again. I would be so still in

1009
01:09:42.199 --> 01:09:47.920
my seat. I would just sit
there and try to focus. I would

1010
01:09:47.920 --> 01:09:53.119
think it was a former like he
saved us, and as long as the

1011
01:09:53.279 --> 01:09:59.600
jaw man didn't do like to another
person, then he's completely after I had

1012
01:10:00.039 --> 01:10:02.039
no, no, nothing, He's
back to what you're doing. I would

1013
01:10:02.039 --> 01:10:06.720
think it's the original scenario'd be like
he saved terror. He coughs him cough,

1014
01:10:06.760 --> 01:10:13.840
and everybody everybody stops breathing when he
calls me just the fucking cart titan

1015
01:10:13.880 --> 01:10:16.439
looking up for us. Man,
Like did a good job, man,

1016
01:10:16.479 --> 01:10:18.680
I just used the guy. Man, Yeah, we were gonna get I

1017
01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:23.159
was in this in twenty In twenty
twenty four, I was in his flight

1018
01:10:23.279 --> 01:10:26.399
right and this guy I think he
was gonna attack hijack the plane, but

1019
01:10:26.560 --> 01:10:30.720
some dude unhinged this jaw and like
swallowed like three eighths of him. Man,

1020
01:10:30.279 --> 01:10:33.840
and we just went back, let's
continue to fly in it was.

1021
01:10:33.920 --> 01:10:36.039
We didn't want to say anything.
He kind of saved us, but like

1022
01:10:36.159 --> 01:10:39.399
I would be totally okay with that, to be honest, we let him

1023
01:10:39.399 --> 01:10:43.800
off. We let him off the
plane first too. Why hero like you

1024
01:10:43.880 --> 01:10:47.079
talking about like fucking give him some
medal, give him some fucking stupid dopey

1025
01:10:47.399 --> 01:10:50.680
army vets medal of honor. I
would not get. I would just want

1026
01:10:50.720 --> 01:10:55.119
to be not near him. I
would just want to not be near that

1027
01:10:55.159 --> 01:10:58.520
guy. Hey, Like whatever speeds
up be not being near him, I'm

1028
01:10:58.560 --> 01:11:00.640
okay. As long as there're thread
is not Like, as long as I'm

1029
01:11:00.640 --> 01:11:03.560
not agu with them, I don't
care. Like that doesn't that doesn't bother

1030
01:11:03.680 --> 01:11:05.960
him. I'll be like, man, I'm pretty hungry, just like,

1031
01:11:06.760 --> 01:11:10.119
yeah, as long as I'm not
in their vicinity, I'm like, all

1032
01:11:10.239 --> 01:11:14.680
right, Yeah, when you're on
a plane, you're in everyone's a city

1033
01:11:14.760 --> 01:11:17.920
on that plane. Well, I
mean not a tech well not not really.

1034
01:11:18.359 --> 01:11:20.680
It just depends to me. It's
like I just don't fuck with the

1035
01:11:20.720 --> 01:11:25.359
captain and don't fuck with me.
That's that's it. You can eat.

1036
01:11:25.439 --> 01:11:29.760
Everyone else is leave me alone.
So all right, you leave me alone

1037
01:11:29.760 --> 01:11:33.960
and I'm I'm cooling man. One
more help everybody else for me? You

1038
01:11:34.119 --> 01:11:39.680
get another question, Yeah, let's
get another question in here. Imagine coming

1039
01:11:39.720 --> 01:11:42.159
home and Ethan Ralph is there.
He says, I thought you could talk

1040
01:11:42.279 --> 01:11:45.399
talk ship hot Darky and comes on
your doorknob. That's his name, he

1041
01:11:45.439 --> 01:11:48.920
wrote in He says, hello,
Darky, darker and white man in all

1042
01:11:49.039 --> 01:11:55.239
caps. Why God damn that feels
man. There's something about white man in

1043
01:11:55.279 --> 01:11:58.319
all caps that feels like a more
offensive phrase than fucking darky to me.

1044
01:11:58.560 --> 01:12:01.079
It made me feel dangerous. It
makes me feel I don't know why.

1045
01:12:02.039 --> 01:12:09.079
Yeah, Times Times New Roman.
Uh. This question is more towards Derek

1046
01:12:09.199 --> 01:12:12.239
and Swen. What did you guys
think of the House of Dragon show?

1047
01:12:12.239 --> 01:12:15.560
What are your favorite moments? And
and are you guys worried about this fucking

1048
01:12:15.640 --> 01:12:16.920
up like Game of Thrones? Yeah, I've not seen the show at all.

1049
01:12:16.960 --> 01:12:20.640
I still haven't seen that. I'm
not I'm not worried about it.

1050
01:12:20.920 --> 01:12:27.520
Good. Yes, I like you. I liked it. I liked it.

1051
01:12:27.520 --> 01:12:33.000
It's Matt Smith got he's I think
he's I think I think he's great

1052
01:12:33.119 --> 01:12:38.520
as uh he's he's been doing some
villainous roles and I think he's perfect that

1053
01:12:38.560 --> 01:12:41.760
because he has this. You have
you noticed like a lot of British people,

1054
01:12:42.520 --> 01:12:45.720
they they're quote unquote handsome, but
they're also hideous at the same time,

1055
01:12:46.800 --> 01:12:49.279
And he's like one of those people. You look at that motherfucker,

1056
01:12:49.279 --> 01:12:51.960
You're like, what is what is
going on with this dude? Happens?

1057
01:12:53.000 --> 01:12:57.920
Is this right? I like violently
inbred and they dictated, they dictated what

1058
01:12:58.000 --> 01:13:01.479
beautiful was for a while. So
like now it's like this person's gors This

1059
01:13:01.760 --> 01:13:05.720
looks like this looks like he's definitely
his cousin and his own daughter. Yeah,

1060
01:13:06.239 --> 01:13:13.239
just like same thing with the Benedict
Cumberbatch, Like he's another person like,

1061
01:13:13.279 --> 01:13:15.640
oh, he's kind of handsome,
but then you also look at him

1062
01:13:15.640 --> 01:13:17.119
You're like, the fuck is wrong
with this dude? I think he's like

1063
01:13:17.319 --> 01:13:23.119
very fine looking. I don't think
I think he's I think he's literally like

1064
01:13:23.119 --> 01:13:26.319
like an optical illusion where you see
one thing where he looks handsome, and

1065
01:13:26.319 --> 01:13:29.239
you see the other he's like fucking
just just a monster, Like he looks

1066
01:13:29.239 --> 01:13:31.199
like an alien. I think that
think that's what I think of an Adam

1067
01:13:31.279 --> 01:13:39.600
Driver. I thought it was British
because of how he looks, you know,

1068
01:13:39.600 --> 01:13:42.600
because I was thinking when I first
noticed him, like acting, I

1069
01:13:42.640 --> 01:13:45.039
thought he was just putting on an
American accent, right. I was just

1070
01:13:45.079 --> 01:13:47.119
think he's just doing an American guy
American and but yeah, he was in

1071
01:13:47.119 --> 01:13:50.119
a fucking army and ship and I
was just like, no, you look

1072
01:13:50.239 --> 01:13:57.560
British. What is this? I
don't when you talking about he looks,

1073
01:13:57.239 --> 01:14:02.479
he looks like is he in if
he fucking bro, there's plin that you

1074
01:14:02.479 --> 01:14:05.600
don't have to be porcelain white to
be British, Like it's fucking uh,

1075
01:14:05.880 --> 01:14:10.199
what's his name? Superman? Superman
is not porcelain white either. He's just

1076
01:14:10.319 --> 01:14:13.359
he's a fucking regular white guy.
To me, he's blessed he does.

1077
01:14:13.399 --> 01:14:18.279
He doesn't count as one of those
I can uh a bald headed nigga that

1078
01:14:18.279 --> 01:14:30.720
does all the action films Jason Statham. He looks not a fut Adam Driver

1079
01:14:30.840 --> 01:14:33.520
doesn't look I'm not I never say
he doesn't look fucky. I said,

1080
01:14:33.600 --> 01:14:36.319
never thought he was British. That's
what it is. Driving looks fuy.

1081
01:14:36.319 --> 01:14:41.239
I remember that image of the mouse
looks like Adam Driver. There's a mouse

1082
01:14:41.279 --> 01:14:46.560
that looks like him. Do you
think? Do you do you understand why?

1083
01:14:46.680 --> 01:14:53.159
I think Adam Driver looks British by
just because looking he looks unique,

1084
01:14:53.880 --> 01:14:58.319
Say, he looks him bred like. He looks like a guy that's like

1085
01:14:58.479 --> 01:15:01.760
had one too many cuts. He
looks close to who is it Prince Charles

1086
01:15:01.840 --> 01:15:06.279
or Charlie? He does that?
Really? Dude? Put them together.

1087
01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:12.680
They looked like they were cousins and
they they and their parents fucked or something.

1088
01:15:12.720 --> 01:15:15.600
At some point, some weird shit
happens. But Adam Driver just happened

1089
01:15:15.640 --> 01:15:23.159
to come out English American anyway.
How's the Dragon's Fun Show? Uh?

1090
01:15:23.319 --> 01:15:27.880
Pretty good? Obviously I enjoyed it. I need to watch it again,

1091
01:15:27.880 --> 01:15:30.840
though I don't because they said favorite
moments, I actually forgot most of the

1092
01:15:30.880 --> 01:15:35.399
show. Watch when the dragon ate
o the dragon easily, when his mother

1093
01:15:35.680 --> 01:15:40.199
got on the dragon. When this
little dumbass kid went to a castle,

1094
01:15:40.560 --> 01:15:45.720
he saw a lightning flash and the
dragon was bigger than the castle, and

1095
01:15:45.760 --> 01:15:49.760
he stayed there instead of leaving with
his dragon. That is my favorite moment.

1096
01:15:49.760 --> 01:15:54.079
I'm like, oh, you deserve
to die right now, you deserve

1097
01:15:54.159 --> 01:15:59.680
to be killed. My favorite moment
was the incession. Yeah yeah, it

1098
01:15:59.760 --> 01:16:02.840
is a was incests, man.
Where there's targames that will be in sests,

1099
01:16:02.880 --> 01:16:15.159
there will be some sweet incests.
Their family members. They always fucking

1100
01:16:15.199 --> 01:16:16.840
their family members. I'm like,
that's how it is, girl, that's

1101
01:16:16.840 --> 01:16:20.760
how they like it. This is
how it goes. If you had good

1102
01:16:20.760 --> 01:16:29.680
bloody they would do it too,
lily. You know, all right,

1103
01:16:30.279 --> 01:16:32.239
there's like, uh oh, there's
a couple of good ones that I want

1104
01:16:32.239 --> 01:16:34.439
I would want to end on.
Oh you know what, let's do this

1105
01:16:34.479 --> 01:16:40.119
one. It's someone interesting Mike Sapien, right, and by always I meeting

1106
01:16:40.159 --> 01:16:45.479
Cashews, I got like really hungry
Ola Trio Los Snarko's as your only conservative

1107
01:16:45.520 --> 01:16:48.960
listener, I wonder would you be
open to having a guess with an opposing

1108
01:16:49.000 --> 01:16:53.840
viewpoint on the show. Someone like
Sargon or Jon Tron would probably be up

1109
01:16:53.880 --> 01:16:56.680
for it an entertaining guest. I
don't know why Ton Trons did that.

1110
01:16:56.720 --> 01:17:01.520
This is strange, but I think
sorry on I don't know, like the

1111
01:17:01.760 --> 01:17:04.800
things like I don't think I would
mind having somebody with an opposing view on

1112
01:17:04.840 --> 01:17:09.199
the show. I just don't know, Like who would. I think the

1113
01:17:09.239 --> 01:17:13.600
issue is it's like we're not a
debate show, Like that's kind of the

1114
01:17:13.600 --> 01:17:15.560
thing. It's like we don't really
care, like we're not here to teach

1115
01:17:15.560 --> 01:17:18.279
you anything. We're not here to
like, you know, anything like what

1116
01:17:18.319 --> 01:17:21.880
we're talking about, like what we
Yeah, like we talk about how we

1117
01:17:21.880 --> 01:17:25.079
feel and what we think about certain
things politically, and that that'll come up

1118
01:17:25.079 --> 01:17:27.239
on the show, like when it's
you know, I you know, sometimes

1119
01:17:27.239 --> 01:17:29.880
it comes up because it's just relevant
to the story. Sometimes it's just comes

1120
01:17:29.920 --> 01:17:31.880
up because it's just an interesting faster
in the conversation. Sometimes it's spread on

1121
01:17:31.920 --> 01:17:36.399
by a question. But we're not
here to like argue like policy or any

1122
01:17:36.399 --> 01:17:40.520
of these things or like we could, I guess, but like that's not

1123
01:17:40.680 --> 01:17:45.800
really the point or like anything.
Yeah, I mean, if if somebody

1124
01:17:45.880 --> 01:17:48.000
with some opposing viewpoint wanted to come
on and like riff, it would also

1125
01:17:48.079 --> 01:17:51.359
have to It would also depend on
like how like what kind of opposing viewpoint

1126
01:17:51.399 --> 01:17:55.399
is it? You know, there's
a line for all sorts of things,

1127
01:17:55.520 --> 01:17:57.359
Like I wouldn't want to have somebody
on the show who's like, yeah,

1128
01:17:57.399 --> 01:18:00.239
I'm a I'm pro pedophile, you
know what I mean, Like I wouldn't

1129
01:18:00.239 --> 01:18:06.039
want that show. Look, there
is there is absolutely a there is a

1130
01:18:06.079 --> 01:18:11.359
threshold you absolutely wouldn't cross. Obviously, uh, but there is like say,

1131
01:18:11.399 --> 01:18:15.039
for example, a A Jon Tron
is a perfect example if somebody would

1132
01:18:15.039 --> 01:18:17.640
be awesome to be on the show
because we're most likely not going to talk

1133
01:18:17.640 --> 01:18:24.199
about political views and yeah, there
are some uh disagreeable things we've had just

1134
01:18:24.199 --> 01:18:27.039
from some of this, you know, but that that that's not what we're

1135
01:18:27.039 --> 01:18:30.800
doing. Sargon for example, would
be different because pretty much all he does

1136
01:18:31.199 --> 01:18:35.039
is top politics, so he wouldn't
be a good guest for our show,

1137
01:18:35.840 --> 01:18:39.479
you know, like in that way, and say like I don't mind having

1138
01:18:39.479 --> 01:18:42.680
a conversation with him outside of that, where I would talk to a lot

1139
01:18:42.720 --> 01:18:47.520
of conservatives if they want to like
have an actual conversation. The only thing

1140
01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:56.920
this sounds kind of pretentious. It's
like there is it's they're wrong on like

1141
01:18:57.000 --> 01:18:59.920
almost everything. It's just like it's
one of those things where people would be

1142
01:18:59.960 --> 01:19:01.520
like, oh, that's such an
ignorant thing to say because this is that

1143
01:19:01.560 --> 01:19:04.159
and I'm like, no, I
just I just live in reality, I

1144
01:19:05.359 --> 01:19:11.239
read, I understand history, and
so many talking points that come from that

1145
01:19:11.319 --> 01:19:15.520
side it it is based on non
factual things, because it just that's not

1146
01:19:15.560 --> 01:19:18.920
how you control people and keep them
listening and stuff like even when you're talking

1147
01:19:18.920 --> 01:19:21.119
about anything, like only any subject
where I was just trying to have a

1148
01:19:21.119 --> 01:19:27.600
conversation with somebody about fucking World War
two and the whole the just the the

1149
01:19:27.680 --> 01:19:31.399
idea of national socialism, and then
from the conservative talking points, for example,

1150
01:19:31.439 --> 01:19:33.720
saying, well, it has the
word socialist in it, so they're

1151
01:19:33.760 --> 01:19:38.840
socialists, and I'm like, that's
not even like do you do any history

1152
01:19:38.880 --> 01:19:42.560
at all, like anything, like
you just read Hitler's own words where it's

1153
01:19:42.560 --> 01:19:45.199
just a psyop essentially where he's like, I'm gonna call it socialist, but

1154
01:19:45.199 --> 01:19:48.720
it has nothing to do with actual
socialism, Marxism or anything. And then

1155
01:19:48.760 --> 01:19:53.800
obviously what actually happened in Nazi Germany. And it's like we can have these

1156
01:19:53.840 --> 01:19:58.079
conversations and there's a fundamental there's a
fundamental misunderstanding about like a lot of things

1157
01:19:58.119 --> 01:20:02.279
politically speaking, like like even just
labels like Marxist Marxists are considered like really

1158
01:20:02.319 --> 01:20:05.359
really like so so far left that
it's crazy, but like they like Marxism

1159
01:20:05.439 --> 01:20:11.199
is pro gun even though it's like
a super like left leaning belief, and

1160
01:20:11.239 --> 01:20:13.359
like, I feel like a lot
of right right wing people would probably be

1161
01:20:13.359 --> 01:20:15.960
like, what the fuck is it? How it like it is? They

1162
01:20:15.039 --> 01:20:19.640
don't more complicated than you think they
are, and yeah, they're not getting

1163
01:20:19.680 --> 01:20:25.479
a lot of fact and yeah,
and it's also it's like I don't want

1164
01:20:25.600 --> 01:20:29.680
clips of the show. I don't
want clips of our show where like it's

1165
01:20:29.760 --> 01:20:31.079
just debate stuff. I hate that. It's like the worst. It's the

1166
01:20:31.119 --> 01:20:35.199
most annoying content that I see on
my feed on TikTok or anywhere else where.

1167
01:20:35.199 --> 01:20:41.439
It's just like people debating on a
podcast because it's always no matter what

1168
01:20:41.560 --> 01:20:45.880
you do, you could clip the
same exact argument out of a debate and

1169
01:20:45.960 --> 01:20:49.239
post it on the fan sites for
either of these two people, and both

1170
01:20:49.279 --> 01:20:53.920
audiences would be like, Wow,
he crushed it. And it's just it's

1171
01:20:53.960 --> 01:20:59.800
so not avalid or interesting and and
this is that that is my biggest problem.

1172
01:20:59.880 --> 01:21:02.159
And whenever I see a debate,
one thing that they always leave out

1173
01:21:02.159 --> 01:21:06.560
and why it frustrates me and why
I never finish them is they just don't

1174
01:21:06.600 --> 01:21:12.399
even there's no concession and I'm like, I'm sorry, we can't move forward

1175
01:21:12.479 --> 01:21:16.159
until you admit what was said or
whatever. This point is I just gave

1176
01:21:16.199 --> 01:21:20.800
you real shit right now, whether
be verified or whatever. I need you

1177
01:21:20.880 --> 01:21:26.359
to concede that you're fucking wrong so
your audience understands that you're wrong. And

1178
01:21:26.399 --> 01:21:29.239
if it's on and if I'm the
one that's wrong, I would see the

1179
01:21:29.279 --> 01:21:31.000
thing is and here's the biggest thing
that I want to say. I think

1180
01:21:31.000 --> 01:21:33.319
this is really important, and then
we'll just end the show, you know

1181
01:21:33.439 --> 01:21:38.920
whatever. But when it comes to
why I say that blanketed thing about the

1182
01:21:39.039 --> 01:21:42.399
right is like usually don't have facts
a lot of times because just from watching

1183
01:21:42.439 --> 01:21:45.800
the people always ask people like,
hey, how many times have the people

1184
01:21:45.800 --> 01:21:48.800
that you watch made retractions? How
many times do they take the videos down

1185
01:21:48.840 --> 01:21:54.159
when they get shit wrong? Right
now, there is a lawsuit happening right

1186
01:21:54.199 --> 01:22:00.760
now that is going after Fox fucking
fucking Tim Poole all the big out's because

1187
01:22:00.039 --> 01:22:03.720
they just put shit out, don't
verify anything. They're getting fucking sued.

1188
01:22:03.960 --> 01:22:08.960
So it happened Alex Jones, how
many times has this happened to left ween

1189
01:22:09.039 --> 01:22:12.439
pundits? How often do is that. No, they always do retractions every

1190
01:22:12.439 --> 01:22:15.199
time I watch these people on the
left, like, oh, we fucked

1191
01:22:15.199 --> 01:22:17.479
this up. Sorry guys, we
did this because they're doing real journalism and

1192
01:22:17.560 --> 01:22:20.720
people don't want to hear this because
it's like, you know, it's pitting

1193
01:22:20.800 --> 01:22:26.319
left and right. But I'm just
being objectively. I watch media on both

1194
01:22:26.359 --> 01:22:30.880
sides, and there's a very big
difference between left wing media and the right.

1195
01:22:30.920 --> 01:22:33.199
And it's not just all not everything
is perfect, obviously, but you

1196
01:22:33.239 --> 01:22:38.399
can tell when people are trying to
do real journalism where they do retractions.

1197
01:22:38.640 --> 01:22:42.399
They make sure that they print retractions
on their fucking websites because they have to

1198
01:22:42.399 --> 01:22:46.119
do that legally. So you don't
because people don't sue because it's hard,

1199
01:22:46.680 --> 01:22:49.800
but they can get sued in right
now, Tim Poole and all those people

1200
01:22:49.840 --> 01:22:55.199
are getting sued right now because of
that that nazi white supremacist that fucking did

1201
01:22:55.199 --> 01:22:58.359
the shootings and stuff, and they
they pinned it on some other some fucking

1202
01:22:58.840 --> 01:23:02.439
Vato that had nothing to do with
it, spawn from Twitter, and now

1203
01:23:02.520 --> 01:23:08.159
they're in trouble because of this shit
because someone's actually decided to sue and it's

1204
01:23:08.199 --> 01:23:11.880
like, well, she wasn't actually
I'm just saying this is m yeah,

1205
01:23:11.920 --> 01:23:15.439
no, a great example of this
and I and we'll cut off immediately after.

1206
01:23:15.560 --> 01:23:17.119
It was what I wanted to talk
about the fall show, but I

1207
01:23:17.319 --> 01:23:19.880
totally got derailed and I totally forgot
what I was saying. All right,

1208
01:23:21.279 --> 01:23:25.159
where I saw some people complaining,
I saw like the biggest posts that I

1209
01:23:25.199 --> 01:23:28.199
saw when about people complaining about the
show. It's like, man, the

1210
01:23:28.239 --> 01:23:30.640
show retcon's New Vegas just to mean
that it like never happened or whatever,

1211
01:23:30.840 --> 01:23:34.279
like or like they show New Vegas
in flames or whatever, and it shows

1212
01:23:34.319 --> 01:23:38.159
a screenshot of that happening in the
show. It's like, this show sucks.

1213
01:23:38.199 --> 01:23:42.000
I can't believe they did this.
They don't care. That is from

1214
01:23:42.000 --> 01:23:45.920
a stylized title sequence. It's not
true. It's not true at all.

1215
01:23:45.960 --> 01:23:47.960
I saw this thing with like fifty
thousand up votes. It's like, wow,

1216
01:23:48.000 --> 01:23:51.119
they retcon ne Vegas. Not true
at all, just completely made up

1217
01:23:51.439 --> 01:23:56.359
from like right, but like,
but fifty thousand people believe it because they

1218
01:23:56.359 --> 01:23:58.239
saw an out of context screenshot,
being like, oh, well, in

1219
01:23:58.279 --> 01:24:02.720
the stylized that would be like that
is believing that a stylized the introductory sequence

1220
01:24:02.760 --> 01:24:08.239
where it's just clearly motion graphics.
Going through credits is literal. Canon is

1221
01:24:08.239 --> 01:24:12.800
is like one step removed from people
believing that characters in media can see their

1222
01:24:12.840 --> 01:24:16.319
own fucking subtitles. It is.
It is a level of media. It

1223
01:24:16.399 --> 01:24:20.079
is a media of It's a level
of media literacy that I fucking cannot fathom.

1224
01:24:20.479 --> 01:24:24.520
And for that reason, I don't
believe that we can really be trusted

1225
01:24:24.520 --> 01:24:27.720
with political discourse anymore. Like I
just I just don't think it's like it

1226
01:24:27.760 --> 01:24:30.239
helps anybody. I think it's completely
fucked. I think it's warped. I

1227
01:24:30.239 --> 01:24:33.920
think there's an algorithmic uh incentive to
just say the wrong shit and not care

1228
01:24:33.920 --> 01:24:36.640
about whether or not you get shit
wrong. Even dude, there's so many

1229
01:24:36.680 --> 01:24:43.439
I think I think it's gotten worse
on post Dude, on that post and

1230
01:24:43.520 --> 01:24:46.720
posts like it, I see people
like everybody's correcting them and they're like,

1231
01:24:46.720 --> 01:24:49.840
oh, you should take this down
because it's like just literally misinformation. And

1232
01:24:49.880 --> 01:24:53.159
then they're like, oh, yeah, you're right. I'm gonna leave the

1233
01:24:53.199 --> 01:24:56.800
tweet up though, because I don't
hide from my mistakes, and it's like

1234
01:24:56.960 --> 01:25:00.760
you're just engagement, No, you're
engagement. Shut the fuck up. It

1235
01:25:00.840 --> 01:25:03.479
why it's difficult it might take anything
like that seriously. It's like, I

1236
01:25:03.520 --> 01:25:09.399
don't know who's really so difficult.
I do want people like I'm so glad

1237
01:25:09.399 --> 01:25:14.279
that some people are like Alex Jones
got held accountable. Great people say that

1238
01:25:14.399 --> 01:25:16.640
like because well, look at look
at say he got held accountable because all

1239
01:25:16.640 --> 01:25:19.680
the shit it finally caught up with
him. It's because some people finally get

1240
01:25:19.720 --> 01:25:23.560
the resources together and actually do something
about it. Most people won't do anything

1241
01:25:23.600 --> 01:25:27.760
about it. That that lives a
TikTok person, she's next. It's gonna

1242
01:25:27.760 --> 01:25:30.760
happen to her very soon, once
the people get their duckets in order.

1243
01:25:30.800 --> 01:25:33.439
A Chaia Ragic, whatever the fuck
her name is. The thing is like

1244
01:25:33.600 --> 01:25:39.319
I would, I would talk to
anybody, and I would I guarant fucking

1245
01:25:39.359 --> 01:25:43.000
to you. I am not a
like oh, I'm an always right type

1246
01:25:43.000 --> 01:25:45.680
of person. I can be wrong. I've been wrong so many fucking times.

1247
01:25:45.720 --> 01:25:49.399
But when I tell you the difference
between these two sides, it's fucking

1248
01:25:49.520 --> 01:25:53.840
night and day. And the only
reason you don't think that is because you

1249
01:25:53.920 --> 01:26:00.920
consume one side that will always lie
about fucking everything, and there's not enough

1250
01:26:00.960 --> 01:26:04.640
time to go through all the lies. And the one thing is I said

1251
01:26:04.720 --> 01:26:10.279
that there's the lack of concession.
Like I watched a what was it the

1252
01:26:10.520 --> 01:26:17.319
Israel Palestine debate between these scholars three
scholars and then fucking destiny, and I'm

1253
01:26:17.399 --> 01:26:21.279
just like, Okay, I'm seeing
this thing kind of get moved on and

1254
01:26:21.279 --> 01:26:25.600
push forward and all this shit.
But I'm like, can we not move

1255
01:26:25.640 --> 01:26:29.680
forward until there is a consensus,
there is an agreement that who is right

1256
01:26:29.720 --> 01:26:31.680
and who is wrong. I feel
like if debates worked that way, they

1257
01:26:31.720 --> 01:26:36.560
would actually be viable, they would
actually because then I can't I think if

1258
01:26:36.600 --> 01:26:41.560
it is impossible to acquire now,
I think like the because there is there

1259
01:26:41.600 --> 01:26:44.800
is a right and wrong, and
there is a right and wrong and things

1260
01:26:44.800 --> 01:26:47.600
often there is more often than not
right and wrong. What happens is that

1261
01:26:47.960 --> 01:26:54.760
these political people they don't they they
getting in them and to submits them themselves

1262
01:26:54.760 --> 01:26:59.279
being wrong is like trying to get
the fucking sun to stay up all day.

1263
01:26:59.319 --> 01:27:01.479
It just can't. It doesn't work
well because we don't have a format

1264
01:27:01.560 --> 01:27:04.640
of doing that. Though. I
feel like it's like trying to play basketell

1265
01:27:06.239 --> 01:27:09.960
like a back like, well,
no, there's I feel like it's just

1266
01:27:10.000 --> 01:27:14.399
in the same way. How there's
clear winners and losers in sports and debates,

1267
01:27:14.840 --> 01:27:16.720
there is a debate to ideals.
Man, I think it's different.

1268
01:27:16.840 --> 01:27:19.159
No, it's not not all the
time. Absolutely, you can debate,

1269
01:27:20.880 --> 01:27:26.920
not all the time, brother,
So what I'm trying to say is what

1270
01:27:26.960 --> 01:27:30.640
I'm trying to say is and it's
not. It's not that deep. It's

1271
01:27:30.760 --> 01:27:33.359
just like I said, imagine playing
basketball without a fucking hoop man. Who

1272
01:27:33.399 --> 01:27:38.159
we got to score? Somebody's got
to win. And in these debates,

1273
01:27:38.239 --> 01:27:41.760
I think there's gonna be debates of
ideas, which is a completely different thing.

1274
01:27:41.800 --> 01:27:45.039
That's a conversation, a debate.
To me, there should be a

1275
01:27:45.159 --> 01:27:49.199
victor so we can really understand truly
who's right in this situation. And because

1276
01:27:49.239 --> 01:27:53.359
I feel like there's a lot of
times there's clearly is somebody who's right if

1277
01:27:53.359 --> 01:27:57.479
you're being objective about it. But
since nobody ever concedes or knowing that never

1278
01:27:57.560 --> 01:28:01.439
happens, even the fucking moderator that's
there doesn't do it, it just kind

1279
01:28:01.479 --> 01:28:04.199
of becomes like what did we do
this for? Because, like you said,

1280
01:28:04.279 --> 01:28:09.199
Chris, the whoever the fans of
this parasocial relationship, like, oh,

1281
01:28:09.239 --> 01:28:11.800
you mop the floor with them,
and vice versa, and it's like,

1282
01:28:11.840 --> 01:28:14.600
Okay, this got nothing, but
I agree. I agree in some

1283
01:28:14.640 --> 01:28:15.960
way. I agree in some way
because I think it's like almost like there

1284
01:28:15.960 --> 01:28:20.600
should be like a completely impartial moderator
there who is fact checking everything that these

1285
01:28:20.600 --> 01:28:27.359
people are saying, and like like
hey and talent, and basically you have

1286
01:28:27.399 --> 01:28:29.720
a you have a tally at the
end being like how many things did this

1287
01:28:29.760 --> 01:28:32.600
person get right? How many times
did this guess? How many times?

1288
01:28:32.720 --> 01:28:36.760
How many times did this person cite
something like I said, playing basketball without

1289
01:28:36.760 --> 01:28:40.359
a fucking hoop doesn't make sense.
We need to keep scoring. There needs

1290
01:28:40.399 --> 01:28:43.359
to be a victory, Okay,
so there should be. It's yeah,

1291
01:28:43.600 --> 01:28:45.079
we went if you went through,
if you went through a conversation, if

1292
01:28:45.119 --> 01:28:50.399
you listen, if you listen to
a debate, and even if you agreed

1293
01:28:50.520 --> 01:28:55.039
with the guy who lost. Right. Let's say you watch like an hour

1294
01:28:55.039 --> 01:28:58.279
and a half of a debate and
then like it ends, and then you're

1295
01:28:58.279 --> 01:29:00.119
like, man, I think that
other guy really got it. And then

1296
01:29:00.119 --> 01:29:01.159
a guy comes in he says,
all right, this is how many times

1297
01:29:01.199 --> 01:29:05.000
you This is how many times you
got something right. This is how many

1298
01:29:05.000 --> 01:29:09.760
times you cited something that was incorrect. This is how many times you know,

1299
01:29:09.800 --> 01:29:12.560
and basically keep a tally of like
almost like a KD in some way,

1300
01:29:12.680 --> 01:29:15.199
Who's like, this is how many
things you said that were like verifiably

1301
01:29:15.239 --> 01:29:17.359
true? This is how many things
you said that were like verifiably false.

1302
01:29:18.000 --> 01:29:23.239
And I feel like the person who
has there's a way there must be a

1303
01:29:23.239 --> 01:29:24.960
way to map that out where it's
like, oh my god, this guy

1304
01:29:25.000 --> 01:29:29.720
told like fifty lies and the other
and ten truths, and the other guy

1305
01:29:29.800 --> 01:29:33.920
told like forty truths and like seven
lies, like very clearly the guy who

1306
01:29:34.000 --> 01:29:36.880
lied more lost, you know what
I mean, Yeah, Like there's a

1307
01:29:36.880 --> 01:29:43.399
way to I think there's a way
to do that. When I think of

1308
01:29:43.399 --> 01:29:45.960
a debate, we don't think of
a real debate between somebody. I when

1309
01:29:45.960 --> 01:29:49.199
I think of a debated to somebody, I think of this of arguing ideals.

1310
01:29:49.279 --> 01:29:53.479
Right, Well, you're thinking of
a discussion ideals and then and what

1311
01:29:53.600 --> 01:29:58.439
are often arguing of ideals? There
are often arguments of ideals. There are

1312
01:29:58.600 --> 01:30:01.600
facts and truths that lead people to
get to these certain ideals they have,

1313
01:30:01.680 --> 01:30:08.600
Right, So I think people always
what people argue with sites with citing they

1314
01:30:08.680 --> 01:30:13.680
site sources to like they arguing ideals, but they're using like real evidence to

1315
01:30:13.760 --> 01:30:15.600
back up why their ideal is correct. And that's usually like how it's supposed

1316
01:30:15.640 --> 01:30:19.640
to go. Yeah, your feelings
are separate from the matter. Yeah,

1317
01:30:20.840 --> 01:30:24.239
there's going to be like people are
just gonna because I think I thought that

1318
01:30:24.239 --> 01:30:28.119
would just also how language is used. Then people would be like it would

1319
01:30:28.199 --> 01:30:30.720
change because it's just it's the day
debate is supposed to be. I feel

1320
01:30:30.720 --> 01:30:32.880
like once upon a time, there
might have been a time people could like

1321
01:30:32.920 --> 01:30:34.680
debate. You want to be like, oh, that doesn't make sense.

1322
01:30:35.199 --> 01:30:39.079
There's some truth to that. I
get that. And although it is meant

1323
01:30:39.079 --> 01:30:42.800
to just try to form someone of
something, I think you're thinking of conversations

1324
01:30:42.840 --> 01:30:46.399
still, Like I keeps saying the
simple informativeness. I think debate should be

1325
01:30:46.680 --> 01:30:53.399
a thing like how a sport is
a thing like, and then there's conversations,

1326
01:30:53.680 --> 01:30:58.640
there are there is discourse. There
is that is completely separate, that

1327
01:30:58.760 --> 01:31:00.920
is not keeping score, that is
just fucking whatever. But then there is

1328
01:31:00.960 --> 01:31:04.279
we're gonna set up this debate.
Now, let's challenge each other and let's

1329
01:31:04.319 --> 01:31:08.600
see who's correct. And I feel
like that is so easy to determine,

1330
01:31:08.840 --> 01:31:11.720
but they don't fucking do it,
And probably why they don't do it is

1331
01:31:11.760 --> 01:31:15.359
because after a while, certain people
would never show up anymore. Because there's

1332
01:31:15.359 --> 01:31:17.560
a lot of people that only have
lives on their side. That's how they

1333
01:31:17.720 --> 01:31:20.319
keep doing their thing and how they
keep making the money, how they stay

1334
01:31:20.359 --> 01:31:24.760
prominent. There are people. There
are people like say, I've I've shot

1335
01:31:24.800 --> 01:31:28.279
on Tempool so many times. That
makes sense, I've shot on so many

1336
01:31:28.279 --> 01:31:31.279
times, and we's grab it with
this, like he says things like he

1337
01:31:31.399 --> 01:31:34.520
calls Sam Edter from the majority of
report a grifter, and it's like,

1338
01:31:34.640 --> 01:31:40.159
if you it's it's a projection thing. Sure, but it's like somebody who

1339
01:31:40.239 --> 01:31:44.920
listens and watches Timpoole would think Sam
Cheeter is a grifter, but if they

1340
01:31:44.960 --> 01:31:47.960
watch both, then they would know
one percent what's the true answer. And

1341
01:31:48.039 --> 01:31:50.960
so like in a debate when it's
like we can just have the facts set

1342
01:31:51.000 --> 01:31:55.560
in stone, like no, here's
what Sam Cedar does. Here's this track

1343
01:31:55.600 --> 01:32:00.000
record of being truthful versus Timpoole,
And then we see side by side.

1344
01:32:00.039 --> 01:32:02.039
I hear it is you cannot deny
it, and I feel like that would

1345
01:32:02.039 --> 01:32:06.000
be awesome. But also, yeah, I'm doing I'm doing utopian ship.

1346
01:32:06.000 --> 01:32:10.920
I get it. I fucking get
it I'm gay. One day, perhaps

1347
01:32:10.920 --> 01:32:15.760
we will have a way to one
day everybody stop being gay, not today,

1348
01:32:15.880 --> 01:32:20.279
stop being so fucking dumb gay and
dumb. We uh we gotta uh

1349
01:32:20.319 --> 01:32:25.119
we gotta wrap up a little bit
early today. We have some time constraints,

1350
01:32:25.399 --> 01:32:28.760
but uh we will cut to me
reading the names and just a little

1351
01:32:28.760 --> 01:32:32.079
bit. Remember, pop on over
the to the uh patroon dot com,

1352
01:32:32.079 --> 01:32:38.279
slash the snark tank, throw your
throw your money over there, make make

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yourself homeless. Come on and join. The merch is on its way.

1354
01:32:45.279 --> 01:32:50.000
I'm plugging in. I'm plugging in
the merchandise into the site today, getting

1355
01:32:50.039 --> 01:32:54.720
everything ready. That will be life
for patrons first, probably at the end

1356
01:32:54.720 --> 01:32:57.399
of the month. I think,
Uh, I wanted to I want to

1357
01:32:57.399 --> 01:32:59.640
do some orders, some test orders, to make sure, like everything's fine.

1358
01:32:59.640 --> 01:33:03.760
But I I'm reasonably confident that everything's
probably fine, but just to make

1359
01:33:03.760 --> 01:33:06.079
sure, I want to make that. I want to do that first.

1360
01:33:06.520 --> 01:33:11.399
But uh yeah, well we'll catch
you guys next time. All right,

1361
01:33:11.439 --> 01:33:15.199
time to read the names. Sweeney's
taste buds were ruined by fermented dick cheese.

1362
01:33:15.600 --> 01:33:16.760
Guys. I think the recording stop, like for real, how much

1363
01:33:16.800 --> 01:33:19.439
for Chris to tatch you. My
name on is coch mcgillahairs transmass pussy.

1364
01:33:19.960 --> 01:33:24.560
What will you have after five hundred
queers? First things first, I am

1365
01:33:24.600 --> 01:33:27.680
gay and im and I love giving
you Ted. I'm fired up and tied

1366
01:33:27.720 --> 01:33:30.119
up with nine guys in my bed
o bowl. Relieve Terri and pussy in

1367
01:33:30.119 --> 01:33:31.880
this life for the next. I
just got a full time job milking sweet

1368
01:33:31.920 --> 01:33:35.760
hot, sweet piss. From Sween's
Big Bubbas Boy Tits, I'm fucked in

1369
01:33:35.800 --> 01:33:39.800
Florida. Say what you want,
khunt, Wipe me down because I'm covered

1370
01:33:39.800 --> 01:33:43.439
in come, little boozy. In
Allen's voice from Smiling Friends, I heard

1371
01:33:43.479 --> 01:33:49.560
you bread, I heard you bred
Pim Charlie, uh wait what In Allan's

1372
01:33:49.680 --> 01:33:55.439
oh man, you're giving stage directions. I'm not doing that pim voice.

1373
01:33:55.439 --> 01:33:58.560
Hooray for the hoorray. The whole
office knows Charlie. Chris can't even finished

1374
01:33:58.520 --> 01:34:00.199
a tearless series. Big Needy Stinks, Andy the man who's Andandy's arrest here

1375
01:34:00.239 --> 01:34:04.680
and Dandy some of those the horses
coming in the name of Oopsie. Chris's

1376
01:34:04.720 --> 01:34:08.720
dad accidentally forgot how many vcs they
loaded into the chopper. A Heath smoker

1377
01:34:09.279 --> 01:34:15.880
Charlie Sheen bending over Tom Sween and
serting his peen. Uh regulators, but

1378
01:34:15.960 --> 01:34:21.279
it's ejaculators by Warren Gay Trekan Sheed
Tourgan, She's secret why gay lover smormou

1379
01:34:21.359 --> 01:34:26.279
Hey smar homeless transferend who comes,
Uh gonna put my pep in your ear

1380
01:34:26.319 --> 01:34:31.439
lobes, Derek. Uh, there's
a wait seven nation army, but the

1381
01:34:31.439 --> 01:34:34.920
baseline is a quiet fart. Uh
there's a rumor. Filthy Frank wrote,

1382
01:34:35.000 --> 01:34:39.479
Dracula flow my queer spirit gave me
means balloon nuts like child's talk. At

1383
01:34:39.479 --> 01:34:42.520
a birthday party, one of the
lecturers got cucked by the lead singer of

1384
01:34:42.520 --> 01:34:45.439
the Pixies, gay ot Genesis b
like I'm in love with the homo.

1385
01:34:45.000 --> 01:34:49.159
Uh, don't know what that is, SpongeBob, piss Pants, mister Pants,

1386
01:34:49.239 --> 01:34:53.600
Chris Bitchnado and swing black Man.
How do you feel about? Into

1387
01:34:53.640 --> 01:34:56.640
the light and final shape ball of
the first sin spump of futters w.

1388
01:34:57.000 --> 01:34:59.800
I'm Chris and I'm big gay.
I'm a big gay baby. Who is

1389
01:34:59.840 --> 01:35:03.159
to names? Why jolly old dipshit
balls dipped red screaming in black and white.

1390
01:35:03.399 --> 01:35:08.520
Patrick hit him with that autistic flow. I beg to cream the rear

1391
01:35:08.640 --> 01:35:12.960
end of some horny guys. This
is my longing as I fist is behind.

1392
01:35:13.000 --> 01:35:17.359
I'm probably gay holligay by green gay
too many, too many holigay by

1393
01:35:17.359 --> 01:35:25.680
green day is fine Sweeney Cidney Sweeney's
tits is two moons, ciphergraph medium penis

1394
01:35:25.680 --> 01:35:28.840
har palsings be like here here they
come with lost and loss of juice and

1395
01:35:28.840 --> 01:35:30.880
planes. What if Jesse's tits aren't
that big and she just got armor shaped

1396
01:35:30.880 --> 01:35:36.880
like that, That's fine. We
don't discriminate against tit's size here. Hunter

1397
01:35:38.119 --> 01:35:42.119
Dubois ripping my bong daily since twenty
twenty. I'm really farting out some good

1398
01:35:42.119 --> 01:35:46.520
shit right now. Boys wrecked him
then I left him behind ten balls,

1399
01:35:46.680 --> 01:35:53.000
ate them up. Five guys,
Fuck Post you like I can't even read

1400
01:35:53.000 --> 01:35:57.199
this. This is this is incomprehensible
what you've written. What you've written,

1401
01:35:57.279 --> 01:36:00.560
five guys, Fuck Post you like
a fuck Possy I like, I like

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01:36:00.680 --> 01:36:03.600
Busy. You can't even spoke pu
see Jesus Christ. I like Busy.

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01:36:03.680 --> 01:36:06.760
Sucked of nine guys, I'm not
reading the rest of this. This is

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01:36:06.760 --> 01:36:13.520
a terrible name. You should actually
leave. I think Lilis asparagus, Big

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01:36:13.600 --> 01:36:15.439
jig piss Dealer, back to the
tank of piss, Caucasian Container, the

1406
01:36:15.520 --> 01:36:20.640
Crackerbil for gays disgruntled. Hey curb
Donald Trump burbing on Dom's clit. Super

1407
01:36:20.680 --> 01:36:24.640
Earth is just regular Earth with that
Israel Max silhouette and the people proud and

1408
01:36:24.680 --> 01:36:27.600
gay shouting give me a dick,
Horay, she pipped it on my pip

1409
01:36:27.680 --> 01:36:30.119
up possum. You guys mentioned OJ
Simpson in the last episode. Now he's

1410
01:36:30.159 --> 01:36:32.000
dead. Good job. Hey,
you know these things happen. We rebranding

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01:36:32.039 --> 01:36:35.640
the Star Tank as the Spank Tank, maybe slightly above average Clinton Energy just

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01:36:35.680 --> 01:36:41.640
the hard r uh Star Coffee never
made it as a straight man, only

1413
01:36:41.680 --> 01:36:45.000
made it as a gay man,
squealing j Cole letting nose down, and

1414
01:36:45.159 --> 01:36:49.479
Drake is texting little girls, and
Kendrick is short. My son froze to

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01:36:49.560 --> 01:36:55.199
death in the waste of Ohio by
going homeless to pay you Fox, And

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01:36:55.239 --> 01:37:00.000
now this is memorial rip John transferm
gremall exposing people would like those in tolls

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01:37:00.119 --> 01:37:03.199
ninety million rotten gins of vionizing radiation, yush wormst praaking the Canadian. The

1418
01:37:03.199 --> 01:37:06.920
worst mini game to ever exist is
playing the piano in Final Fantasy seven Rebirth.

1419
01:37:08.159 --> 01:37:10.880
It's not great. That's not the
worst one, though. It's a

1420
01:37:10.960 --> 01:37:14.600
boy. Shawne de Friendly neighborhood sex
offender, million dollar, million Dollar Date

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01:37:14.680 --> 01:37:17.680
Rate three x O, and other
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1422
01:37:17.720 --> 01:37:24.279
Eclipse. The Homeless Chat the Homeless
Cat that Shane Dawson impregnated, Slurpin's stroking,

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01:37:24.439 --> 01:37:27.520
smoking, joking, emoticons going like
this, drip him, drip m

1424
01:37:27.640 --> 01:37:30.680
h Lord of Homeless, drip,
beating off, jerggingoff, jagonoff, masturbating,

1425
01:37:30.680 --> 01:37:35.119
coming sperming, bustings, creaming,
jizzing, shooting, roping, zeus

1426
01:37:35.239 --> 01:37:40.399
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1427
01:37:40.479 --> 01:37:45.880
the hard arm means, Kremlin de
Gremlin, Hey Derek, who sucks the

1428
01:37:45.920 --> 01:37:49.479
best deck out of the group.
I'm gonna steal your bones. Fine elect

1429
01:37:49.600 --> 01:37:57.720
erectrify mine, erectrifying my homocock zoo
by Denzel Fury, But tonight we gate

1430
01:37:58.560 --> 01:38:09.000
by gay against in just terrible,
so so terrible Genghis Convoice. I'm over

1431
01:38:09.039 --> 01:38:10.960
here stroking my dick. I gotta
lotion on my dick right now. I'm

1432
01:38:10.960 --> 01:38:14.119
just stroking my shit wage Slagh five
to eighty three, a sad guy from

1433
01:38:14.119 --> 01:38:16.600
Michigan telling the boys it's not gay
to give sloppy toppy, lazy lazy couch

1434
01:38:16.600 --> 01:38:19.880
style and take back shots because I'm
secretly crossing my fingers. The pa Peenie

1435
01:38:19.880 --> 01:38:27.439
Brothers present masser Rochi flow call I
dick the turtle Hermit because it gets bigger

1436
01:38:27.600 --> 01:38:31.039
when it's shooting. Command is DONC
Donkerson, Hey Kingston, Pause, No,

1437
01:38:31.199 --> 01:38:34.800
this is literally what the name is. C H. Wasted ins salling

1438
01:38:34.840 --> 01:38:39.000
a faulty neurallink and chriss had the
place thunder on repeat. You gotta pay

1439
01:38:39.000 --> 01:38:43.279
the trollstos again. The boys hole
gay gade six H probably actually gonna get

1440
01:38:43.319 --> 01:38:45.399
evicted for being too poor, but
at least my stupid name got read.

1441
01:38:46.199 --> 01:38:54.399
Hell yeah, let the illiterate one
read the names that would be I next

1442
01:38:54.479 --> 01:39:04.600
time draz upop full, I don't
know uh da dazzapath finnick, I don't

1443
01:39:04.640 --> 01:39:10.159
know what that means. Uh using
the turkey baser because I hate gay sex.

1444
01:39:11.199 --> 01:39:14.680
Help fuck the dumbest lesbian They're coming
lots and lots of dick and balls.

1445
01:39:15.520 --> 01:39:18.800
I went homeless paying Ian Miles Schong
to swat the Chumbu Casino Guy,

1446
01:39:19.359 --> 01:39:23.079
John Strickland, I miss old Kanye. Go to the throw, Kanye pulls

1447
01:39:23.119 --> 01:39:26.000
in the whole Kanye, Dragon dance
Floor, Dragon Dance Floor, it doesn't

1448
01:39:26.039 --> 01:39:31.239
work. It's that last one's really
bad. Dragon Dance Dragon Dance Floor.

1449
01:39:31.319 --> 01:39:34.800
Kanye is fucking terrible because I miss
the old Kanye. Go to the throat,

1450
01:39:34.880 --> 01:39:39.039
Kanye pulls in the whole, Kanye. Those are all good, but

1451
01:39:39.239 --> 01:39:43.119
Dragon Dance Floor does not roll off
the throat at all. That does not

1452
01:39:43.239 --> 01:39:45.119
come out of the vocal. That's
so terrible. Merse eighteen eighty nine.

1453
01:39:45.319 --> 01:39:47.600
Tongue punched the firebox that I spelled
the hoe in the back of her on

1454
01:39:47.680 --> 01:39:50.079
the back of her teeth. That's
wild. The first art of Key David

1455
01:39:50.119 --> 01:39:57.319
presents Weekend at Sweeney's at Sweeney's Podcast
because he dies. Second Church of Key

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01:39:57.399 --> 01:40:00.359
David featuring being better than the first
Chart of Key David pre rod to Blake

1457
01:40:00.359 --> 01:40:03.600
eight ninety six. Rhino Rhino Pilling
Ja Jon and Jamison Chris trying to read

1458
01:40:04.239 --> 01:40:11.520
like Papa Pa Papa that is real? Uh not Israel? That is real

1459
01:40:11.720 --> 01:40:13.960
is what I mean? It was
what I meant. Lily steam Park ride

1460
01:40:14.000 --> 01:40:15.199
is just the lady Lazy River,
but it's pissed. Alastinon oid field,

1461
01:40:15.199 --> 01:40:18.720
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Sue Hulk took on my ass here as

1462
01:40:18.760 --> 01:40:24.399
Nikki Ziggy, I want to test
drive Chris's uh test Chris's dyslexia. Ginger

1463
01:40:25.079 --> 01:40:28.279
I piss is thick like a gas
station slushy and Lily chugs it. Live

1464
01:40:28.359 --> 01:40:30.840
Action nine to eleven, Wicked nine
O nine Sorry Miss Jackson, Badly Bravehockey,

1465
01:40:30.840 --> 01:40:33.159
Derek dt Hunt the Vegan Decker manser
I got consent. Eight Ran Virginian

1466
01:40:33.199 --> 01:40:36.520
Puncher Welfas one. They rehabilit finally
rehabilitated and back in the saddle with two

1467
01:40:36.520 --> 01:40:40.880
functioning hands and his running out of
rounding out the list as always, King

1468
01:40:40.960 --> 01:40:43.359
of Paphazard, Thank you, goodbye,