He's been nigh about twenty years, and them cool Yon fool Dune broke magic
and the world ain't been right since monster freon from them other worlds running round
tero cles and down in a bole and got the gree gree water. This
is some kind of evil set on sort of good many folk. So beware,
my friends, go carefully. Any lazy brought the moon else the mucky
water gonna lead you to the grave. So come with us as we go
on another fool's quest, all the true blood less we lift their heroes.
You guys have just rescued a street musician by the name of Sam Old Turtle,
playing some blues. He gave me directions to the three Legged Snake,
a local die. Do you realize as you come into sight of it places
crowding. It's kind of a kind of a ramshackle sort of building, not
a fancy place at all. As you go inside, it's noisy and crowded.
There's a band playing over in the corner. You know, the accordion
and a fiddle and a guitar, and you know the whole the whole zaydeco
thing going on u And every time they finished the song, there's rockets applause
and people are throwing bugs and bottles and everything else. That's one of those
places. Yeah, one of those places. Rockets arcas arcas it is.
It is noisy and rowdy. There is a dwark behind the bar, polishing
a mug and you know, filling cuffs for people and whatnot, just sort
of glaring at everyone. Other than that, though, music's going. And
yeah, you guys standing by the door there, this is my kind of
place. And I'm gonna walk right in wearing my fancy clothes. I'll walk
right up to the bar. Hey, bartender, I'm right there with him.
Yea bartender looks up, I'll be right with you. Any fishes,
pooring whatever, drinking whatever drink he's poring and comes on ours, and what
do you want? I want a beer and a mug beer. I got
a couple of mon tap, half shell pirate. You got swamp ass sour
and bogberry cider. I'll take the swamp ass sour. Yeah. He fills
one up, and as he's filling one up, he looks to each of
you guys in turn. Their pills are an elmer. Hey, those are
my dad's bruise. Yeah, my dad likes drinking that stuff too. No,
no, my dad makes those what yeah you mean hold your dad?
Yeah, daddy, and man's a legend. He's pretty cool. Yeah,
give me two of them. What you on can Marcy? Over the counter?
Just over the counter. I'll have one of the same ones in the
big cup. And I reach up and slam the card out of the table
and show him a pup paying for it with the card. They do come
and fight. That guy got us a credit card and just took over.
He pours your four drinks for the three of you and takes the card and
goes and does something. It comes back and drops the card on the table
and says, yo, Sha, you need anything else? You tipped?
Well, Roger, I take a drink of it, and that's good stuff.
That's a lot um. So do you guys think we should hu get
a room here? I'll slammed the first one to put it down. Oh
yeah, that's a stuff, brother. How many rooms do you have available?
Bartender looks back rooms. What do you think this is? Oh?
Building, it's just a building. I see at least one room right now.
Not like your tone. That guy on the table is sleeping, he's
not sleeping. I bet he sticklish. Can you recommend a good in I
got a couple of rooms upstairs. I'll tell you what for the son of
the legendary involved out in the air. I can get you the rooms.
Uh, they're they're not the nicest. There's a little bit of smell.
They're right above the outhouses. But five goals for the week. Oh yeah,
buy you Bill said to send us down here. He said that we're
working with old Bayou Bill and to drop his name. Y'all know, buy
you Bill, and you're the on a ink ball. You know what?
We will make that three goals for the week. Wow, man, Yeah,
that was pretty right. Do we know any other people? Oh?
Have you have you met our friend an Anthronoxis? Kind of name is Anthronoxus?
It's a dragon. Well you don't know them, hopefully I never do.
Maybe I'll bring them with us, kind of We never catch the name
of that swag now swag? Yeah, the s wallpeg. What about John
Smith? You know what John Smith? John Smith sounds like a made up
name to me. Damn right. Sound yeah, we'll take the rooms,
all right, Swipe the credit card, start, swars the card again.
It starts a tab broxus I spend I spend the night drinking and entertaining myself
by shaping people using shapewater to make the beer do tricks. Um yeah,
he brings back, brings back the card says it's through that room, through
that doorway over there, points across the bar, and we go up the
stairs and there's there's it's just one room, but there's four beds in there.
You should find it comfortable. It just doesn't smell the best sweet.
So I spend even getting drunk and giving these guys dart lessons in um oh,
there's a hit dart lessons and you're doing magic tricks through people's beer.
Yeah. Also, I just realized we have a house, so I don't
know why we're Um where did we park the house? It's back by by
the great Terrify Trading Companies? Uh uh and ren, what are you doing
for the evening there? Huh? I'm gonna try and clear out a booth
at some point when I want to actually get some food, So I'll cast
night and crawler like I have a bunch of step bugs, gonna land on
the table and scare away the people at that table, right and bills.
We can just walk by a rip walk maybe goodbye, big fuck everyone.
Make dexterity saves or not saves, but checks um, but make them as
at disadvantage as you're. You're you're getting quite drunk off of this h half
shell pirate through all right, I doesn't take much of it. I got
a seventeen and hellos a nine six five. Okay, so three fails.
Yeah, ran, As you're making your way across the across the room,
you bump into someone and fills his beer all over and he turns around and
it's it's that kind of that kind of place, and he throws a punch.
Oh man, what was your armor class? Yeah, he hits you
right in the nose. You take two two damage, Elmer. As you're
doing magic tricks with someone's with with with various people's beers, he decided to
try to do two at once and it fails spectacularly, and he just knocks
the glasses over into someone's lap. Bitch must And he gets up and throws
a punch at you, and he misses because he's really drunk. He slips
in the beer and balls and swims over your head, knocks over someone else's
drink and it's a whole chain reaction thing. And then pilsner um. As
you're you're lining up your throat with the darts. Uh, just as someone
pushes someone else right in front of you and you you hit him right in
the ouch, right in the cheek out with a dart and he turns and
sorry the other two darts and he just comes rushing right at you. You
jump out of the way though, and he punches the guy behind you,
and uh, role initiative. It's a barroom brawl. It's all well,
well twelve five nine, Oh, it's always looking sound we're gonna get looked.
We already got that one rend to speak at this. It's there the
whole bar. This kind of descends into chaos, and there are about it
looks like about six guys come after the three of you, and there's other
Nazi groups NASA people fighting and wrestling with each other and smashing chairs on each
other and things like that. But uh yeah, the first one runs up
and attacks Rend and that's gonna that's gonna hit for another two damage as he
punches you again. Second one at X pills nerd and missus, and the
third one grabs a chair and swings with that elmer bo and that'll hit for
six damage as the chair just just shatters. Oh that's cool. The chair
does a bunch of damage. Is the critical strike. Dinna get fong to
the chair. The other three are not able to get close enough to attack
you guys. They're just kind of hanging back and waiting. And then it
is Ren's turned. I really wish you guys would stop punging me in the
nose nightcrawlers. And I cast the stell and the stink bugs that I had
on the table. I moved them over and hit the guy closest to me.
So that is a DC fourteen constitution. And that was this seven Yeah,
get them this stink bugs. That's eight points of stink bug damage.
All right, are you now? Are you trying to make that non lethal?
Yeah? I'm not trying to kill him. I'm just trying to like
incapacity. Yeah, maybe get them to trip and fall down and knock themselves
out, gotcha? Yeah? He uh you cast out the stink bug is
just kind of swarmer. Then he starts thrashing around, falls and smacks his
head on the table. He jumps right back up, um. Pilsner is
next. Yeah, well, Pilsner just saw his little buddy Homer take a
chair to the face and that is not fucking cool, bro, and he
rages. I don't remember. It's rage in the action or bonus action bonus
s action. Okay, that's what I thought. I could never remember for
sure. Yeah, I gotta gets to roll on the table. Yeah,
both those. Oh yeah, okay, I got a two on the wild
Surge, so I teleport up to thirty feet to an unoccupied space that I
can see until my rage ends. I can use this effect again on each
of my turns as a bonus action. That's kind of awesome. I just
turned into red. It just turned into red. Now it has a side
effect of the wild magic. My persona changes too. Mister Howell, Oh
my god, mister Rowell goes right off. Oh right, lovely, let's
go kick some ass. You commencement? Do you fish the cups? Indeed?
So you got I mean you're where you're standing now you can reach two
of them. The one. Oh yeah, I'm right into it. Let's
go, boys. That is a sixteen for the first one and an eighteen
on the second one. Both will hit four damage for each one, um,
which actually that's uh six for each one. That's the dude that uh
that hit Elmer with a chair. Yeah okay, um yeah, you run
up eating punch him right in the face a couple of times. He's tank
that you hooligan. He's a little bit spool stunned there, um Jesse,
tell our next um or you don't run up to be a telephone over a
bunch and I'm not gonna make you bake instead, I'm gonna make you both
fast haste. All right, Well, hell yeah, I'm both of them.
And as I do, I'm going to seebec you know, my ten
feet and without provoking my attack of opportunity, and I'm gonna run outside and
watch through the window. You shoot back the ten feet into a table which
ships over and fills. And yeah, you run across the room, make
a make a indexterity check with disadvantage to get the whole way across the room
because of the crowds stuff flying it. Yeah, and then you're kind of
dropped. It's just true. See your head to have the big cup.
Also, I do have as a bonus action I can don't know. I
never used upon a section to shoot backwards and never mind, um said disadvantage
of dexterity man six. Yeah, you make it about half way still out
from fifteen feet away. Um, and you hasted those two. I just
um, so what are the effects of hastain? So you both get a
plus two bonus to your ac advantage on all dexterity saving throws, and an
additional action on each of your turns that can be used to attack one weapon,
attack only, dash, dish, engage, hide, or use an
object. All right, okay, additional action do you do anything with their
armor class? And this plus two? Yes, when the spell ends,
the target also being over take actions until actress next term because you've got the
target. So yeah, yeah, I tried to not get so there's not
so much of the concentration. It's the bad guys turns. Yeah, bringing
on there. Yeah, two of them are gonna run up third, well,
the one that you just punched Pilsner, and then another one is going
to run up from from behind and attack you. What was your armor class
now? Eighteen eighteen. That is one hit for two damage. The other
one misses, so half of that one, oh yeah, raging and the
other two are going to attack Brents. The first one attacks and missus.
Okay, the world of one. But the second one was at four but
he misses in back. The second one attacks and also rolled the four and
miss badly. Uh. And then the last two one of them is going
to chuck a bottle at Elmer your arm with less was what now thirteen?
Okay he missed battle. Uh there's a gobble on your tea. Yeah,
bottle goes flying right past your manages on the wall. Did you miss me?
And then the other one's gonna ro up and try to punch you,
and that one hit or two more damage to damage and a concentration check and
a concentration or ship. I think probably twelve. I think that's gonna do
it. Probably two damage? Yeah, twelve is I should do it.
I can't remember what the dcs are. It's like, I think it's ten
or three three times of damage or something. Link here here we go ten
or half the damage you take, which ever is higher? So ten?
Yeah? Okay, So yeah, you've managed to concentrate after getting punched.
It's Ren's turned all right, Well, Wren is going to um I mean,
do they look like thug like people or do They just like barroom brawling.
Like nobody's trying to really kill anybody right now. He's trying. No
weapons have come out. They actually all seem like they're having a pretty good
time. Sweet. I'm gonna grab a chair and I'm just gonna I don't
have a word for this, and I just swing with an improvised weapon.
Um so me, Oh god, the chairs? Well, I got a
twenty uh twenty one to hit. I think they'll do it. Um what
damage should I do for a chair? Chair him? A D six?
It's gonna be minus one because my strength is minus one. God damnit's eyeing
him for one damage. But I'm gonna I'm gonna try and hit him again.
Um roll a percentage first? Okay, that is a twelve. Yeah,
you hit him with the chair the first time and it shatters, then
I'm an unharmed strike him. Well yeah, I'm just holding like a leg
of the chair. I'm just gonna hit him with a leg then, okay,
which like we'll treat that as a club, so it'll be D six.
Okay, Nope, I missed with that's like only it's a ten to
hit. It's like the bridge scene in Robbing him in the tights, keeps
sing smaller especial chair out of him and did one damage movie shattered chair over
his back and he just turned around like what oh sorry, so sorry,
this was a fake chair Bills. How far away is rent for me?
Red is just maybe like ten feet? Okay, so I can reaching pretty
pretty easily, pretty easily. You got two guys right in front of that.
Um, do you get an opportunity at tacks when you're on armed?
If you do? Anyway? Hell, everybody's within five feet. Yeah,
it's close enough. You know, he wants like an opportunity to let me
toss you. I got an idea, what draw your blades? Draw my
blades. This was just like over and scoop him up and toss him at
the dude, I've been beating on Fastball Special. Make your attack roll.
We're gonna call rent an improvised weapon sixteen bell hit. How much damage does
want to d Oh, we'll give you. I'll give you a eight plus
two strength and Red's gonna pick half hoops seven plus strength ten rental tick five.
Well, I still get another attack. I went better in my head.
Yeah, he still get one more attack? Yeah, two attacks,
right, because I hate Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because I hate
all right, saw follow behind and just come in fish to cuffs on the
pillow. All right, attack broke. It's only thirteen to hit these guys.
That's a twenty four on first name and a nine on the second one.
That one will miss. So it's sick from a punch. Oh you
know what, So the one guy that you chucked rend into he's out of
the fight, outcold. Okay, he's out cold, so him the guy
just so this the punches here at the next the other guy and how much
how much damage you get? Six? Six? Ye six? And then
I got the extra attack from haste. Yeah. Now does that count as
an actual like, well, that would have been I get I get two
attacks per whenever I take the attack action. Yep, tug it two more
swings except throwing some Yeah it was one full action. Okay, I was
gonna say, what gast only gives you specifically one specifically it's only one cuck
just clarifying, Okay, so that's a fifteen. So he takes another six,
So I'm quite a jump to there's fisticus, right, Queensbury rules.
Just sit there and take your puming like a man Sacco lay sho, He's
gumble yeah yeah down here in the miles, say Clay magnets feet. We're
gonna take a quick break to grab us some crawlins and maybe dress us up.
Move alata a lot of it is, y'all, Hold on time.
We're gonna be right back after this. Hey everyone, Nico here. I
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anyway back to the show. Um, I'll kick it over to you,
Tony. Look, lay, we're winning over it's back you. Yeah,
got one guy right there in your face, and then the other ones the
others what three of them over tangling with what skills are in and ran there
and then another one's kind of hanging back. I'm is I'm like near tables
you say, knocked over table when I landed. Yeah, I'm gonna look,
I get one of the glasses that I can clearly reach and just throw
at him and instead catapult to do the guy next to me. Nice,
Oh he feels saved, all right. So I'm also going to sneeze and
shoot towards the door. All right, all right? So I catapult that
only five damage. It's three D eight for blood and maybe you're not.
I'm an old man. I got that, and then I'll shoot back towards
the door. M boy made it. How far off am I from?
Like getting outside? Yeah, you're like you're close up the door. You
can get outside, all right. I'm gonna take my movement action and run
around and I'm just gonna be peeking through the window. He peek through the
window. Someone comes to smashing through it right over your head like an old
Western just outside. You guys are doing great, keep it up, lands
in the dust outside, starts to sit up, and then just you're so
fast. It's bad guys again. And we've got um. One of them,
the same one who threw a bottle at you last time, is gonna
be a plate at you through the window. Do I get like partial cover?
Yeah? Yeah, just okay, just like you are taller now I
specified I ducked. I've never had to do that before. Yeah, something
new. Uh one of them hits pillows nerd. Yeah, right on the
chain there. Yeah, for two hit points or raging Jesus um and the
other two that we're attacking you missed and then the last one is attacking ran
and also missus ground laying on the ground. Well, he threw me right,
that's right, so he's still missed. Okay, I try to give
with the bit giving you the benefit. He's still miss h and it's Ren's
turned all right. Well, Ren's gonna stand up slowly and look at the
one who is right next to me. I'm gonna grab a beer mug off
the bar next to me and drink the rest of whatever beer was in it.
I don't even know. I'm just gonna look at him, and I'm
gonna say, you shit. Run. I'm gonna cast fay presence. I
need a DC fourteen save a four bug because I have another action from ACE
so I can do an attack. I'm gonna chuck it at someone else and
try to hit one of the people fighting fuels. This is great. That
is a twenty fucking three four plus well minus one? Is it strength stuff
for this, because yeah, it's rain strength or decks whichever is higher.
Well, definitely decks. Well you get a bonus for decks from hasty us
save oh save, okay, get advantage um. That's four points of damage
four. It's a nice heavy like pewter mugs. He smacked the guy in
the head with it, and it's the one that's already been beat up a
little bit. He just he goes down. The mug doesn't even shatter.
Just you know, it's a big None of the none of the mugs here
have been shattering. They're a metal or running lugs. All the kind of
bugs are all like structural and chairs are Yeah, the plate the guy threw
at you was ten. The chairs are actually breakaway chairs like in movies to
be broken. They're made of so just put it back together. They've all
just been glued back together after every fuck. It's more gloved would at this
point that was Nico's turn. Then Mike, it's pills. Yeah, how
many? How many do we have left in our immediate vicinity? Um from
the original group two? Well there's three, but one of them is terrified
and his wetting his pants. So come on, now, can't you go
find some more friends? It looks like you're surrounded. I just do this
and I'll take up more swings at him, all right, make your tack
roles first times eight second. One's a sixteen sixteen o kid or sixth damage
and that is enough, and oh okay, you drop that guy. And
then can you get one more attack on the on the Yeah, I'll just
laba table at him. Make your attack role. Okay, so I'm loving
a table at someone. I missed the guy that smashes into another table and
brings the boat. Legos fly everywhere, legos. It's gonna feel terrible to
walk in here, waiter, Just make you wear shoes hell or you're up.
Now. I pop back up and peek through the window. He said,
there's one running away and one still up. Yeah, there's one still
up and one of them. Yeah, that's different, one running away.
Yeah, I am going to cataporta chunk at that table that Mike just broke
back at the guy. All right, Uh, that's saved, right,
that's a that's a one yea. So you know what, double the damage.
M hmm, couch twenty five. Okay, you just fling the whole
table just flies end over and smacks just right into the guy and just marries
him. So that's the one that was running away from Rent. I got
the rebo. That was the one that's not running. Well, that one
now was gonna run for the door and to leap out the window. Yeah,
he's out of there. I didn't mean the jog a hard Joe cooms
so hung and that's the that's that things are kind of calming down. You
look around and there's about two thirds of the bar is on the floor,
groaning and rolling around. I snagged two of the ones that we just knocked
out and dragged them to the bar. Beer. Ren is bleeding, Ren
is hurting, He's in a rough spot. He takes another button mug off
beer off the bar and he like drinks it. He's like, I order
an extra beer, take it over to Wren. Pop the lid off.
One of the potions of healing. Drop it in the beer like a boiler
berger. Sorry about that ship. That was fun enough. I'll drain it
like you feel better. Yeah, it's real drunk. I'm both right.
They love something and then drop the haste so that they just got exhausted.
Huh. So the bartender, uh, he comes around the bar and he
chuckling and flipping, flipping some of the some of the losers of the fight
over and going through their pockets and each one of them me pulls out just
one coin from each of them, and he says, all right, rounds
are on the losers place. Bro. Meanwhile, the band is not quit
playing. They're still right the corner, just rocking out. They don't seem
aware that there was just this brawl. I got an eight for that healing
potion. Sweet good deal. Cooming feeling a little bit better now, I'm
also not feeling great. I think I'm gonna drink one too. I have
one of the water down ones. Come back outside. I used to do
personal stock. I've never been in a bar fight before. That was prettty
wonderful. Bro. Yeah you're like a champ. Yeah, I don't even
remember how it got started these things at that kind of place. Also,
grab a gold coin out of the pockets of one of the people on the
ground, and I walk up to the band and I'm like, can you
play um uh, rock You like a Swamp, Tornado? Rock Hole,
Rock You Like a Monsoon? Yeah that's the song. Yeah, we got
that one of these. I dropped that tip, the coin for a tip.
Not that ship starts playing rock You Like a Monsoon? Hey, thanks,
guys, Pilsner's tank. He goes and finds a bar winch and starts
dancing. I'll starting turn that ship down. You're just old, bro.
Yeah, the night wears on you guys are having a good time. You
know. The injuries are starting to get a little sore from that hits you
took, but not too bad. You know. The swamp assur really helps
with the pain management. Feeling the pain with feeling anything at all, really
really helps out a little bit. I feel it tomorrow, gonna feel it
tomorrow. You're not gonna feel great tomorrow. It's it's that. It's that
Valt beer, you know, that half that half shell pirate beer. It's
a it's a knockout punch. I transfer an hour and a half instead of
a normal hour. I had to sleep in. I'm starts talking about what
a wild night to spending. Goes to bed. At seven pm, Elmer
heads up the rendom pills are you? Guys are still hanging out, and
Sam, the old blues guy there, walks in the door and says,
YO made it down here, I've seen Look I lost a tooth since the
less It looks like it's a bit of a rough night. Yeah, I
mean it's a three legged snake. That's the best. He's a good time
usually. Look guy, uh, I've been doing some thinking and I'm worried
about my friend Flanders. Oh, yeah, yeah, you know those the
Tom's Day was looking for him, and well, I know he went down
to the Undertown to hide out because he was sick of me and harassed by
them. He ain't had money to pay him and not on a month and
reckon, they were gonna give him the beating. That was a couple of
weeks ago, and I ain't seen him since. It's if you guys could
just keep an eye out for him. You go down then, yeah,
yeah, look like oh he's a toilem. It doesn't really narrow it down
right here. Nah. Nah. He gives you a pretty good description markings
on his shell or something. He said, undertown, Undertown. Yeah,
how do I get to Undertown? Oh there's lots of ways, I reckon,
but uh old Flanders. But he said he was gonna he gives you
directions to us a storm drain basically, and he was going to climb in
that storm drain and hide out. And he said he knew a place down
there, sort of a safe house. We needs to hide out. But
I'm worried about it. I ain't seen him in a couple of weeks,
and now you fellas seemed like it seemed like the type of might get into
trouble, and judging by this barroom, my estimation was accurate. I'm a
I'm a little bit drunk, Sam, So you're gonna have to forgive me
here. But um, when we find Flanders, how is he gonna know
we're not a bad guy. We won't have shitty shoes like you. You
have something we could give him or something? YouTube? No or oh,
just tell him, Just tell him, old Sam. Since you're looking for
him, you wanted to check on him. There's not really any kind of
code I can give you. Okay, I'll try that. If he shoots
me, I'll be very angry shoots you. He don't. He's a pretty
non violent type most times. Oh okay, Well is if you go down
there and be careful. It's well, I ain't been down there since I
since I was a young adventurer myself, just because it gets dangerous. Oh
why did you stop adventuring? Oh got old? Oh? Well, I
mean Almur's old. Yeah, that's true. It's an old goblin. I'm
in bad. I don't there was an old goblin you brought by. I
think he drank some earl gray and went to sleep four hours ago. Could
be. That's the kind of thing that's old folks tend to do. Okay,
okay, well brother, yeah, I see your your buddy Flanders will
definitely check him out and make sure he's okay and on the up and up.
Well, thanks a lot, I appreciate it. Heck, if there's
ever anything I can do for the wance to you, you let me know.
Will do bro Yeah, yeah, he finishes someone's strength that was on
the table there, that's out. I'm like healing potion. I need to
make a note to invite Sam to answer an Oxus's birthday party so he can
play music for a birthday party. Do you do parties? I kind of
know what's happening my friends in my friend's life. Aldo's magic tricks not for
dragons. And oh did that have thought? There's still a big old pot
of stew guns back of the house. Yeah, there's. Uh, there's
been no mention. You haven't seen much in the way of food other than
the occasional pizza coming out of the kitchen. Total delicacy. Yeah, well,
I guess we eat some pizza here and some pizza pizza and call it
a night. Sounds good, all right? Gas order pizza because never did
ask the bartender's name. We have the dwarf there, Hey, Mark,
eat one pizza. He brings. He brings you pizza after it's ready.
You know, it takes takes fifteen quint minutes from making. He's meanwhile in
between running drinks for you guys and the other couple of customers that are still
conscious. He's like sweeping up broken wood and stuff like that, putting the
legos back together. You know, it's a delicious pizza. Nice. So
is it got bugs and shit on it too? Or? Oh yeah,
actually you know what? As you your order in the pizza, so what
do you want on it? He tosses your menu and there's all kinds of
toppings, you know, uh, ham and pepperoni and bacon and and mosquitoes
and dragon fly larva and minnows things like the all kinds of stuff. It
looks like someone cast night Crawler on this pizza. Cra craw that pizza definitely
a meat lover's meat lover. Do you want all the meat so I can
do it. I guess just mine should be like half whatever fish you have
here hand chovie salmon, uh whatever, eel swamp man? All right,
yeah, he goes make a fish pizza. I want to try one with
the bugs. Man bug, I'm ready? Did he do love turtles?
And Sohovi's had dragonfly larva? Here we go, Here we go. That
is a wonderful dish. Is a couple of beetles on the on the crust.
You know it was a little extra crunchy that's supposed to be there.
Are they still moving? They sing about the turtle food. You can't tell
if it's got bugs because it's bad or because it's good. So uh so
I'll started chomping down and on some pizza. So, m dude, why
don't you college place? It's like the three leggage snake. Bro No,
he lost one of them in the wall. God has some good pizza.
No real story as we had a big old crocodile come up from the sewer.
But uh there was a Northerner round and he didn't know what it was.
He thought it was a snow But I see this one. He's been
around in the sewers for a long time. He lost the legs, so
he called it a three legged snake. And well before that it was just
called the bar And I thought that was a much better name, So I
changed it. That's cool. I like that story. He'll tell that one
to my dad. He'll appreciate that. So it was a crocodile, not
a snake. Yeah, yeah, you've never seen one before, I guess.
Yeah, we saw one just the other day. Yeah, the thing
was huge. I think you have four legs though. Oh yeah, yeah,
So it's not the same snake. No, that'd be a different one
as one. Yeah, like science says points out, there's like a mirror
behind the bar, it's just three legged snake over the top of it.
Either So they ever find that one, or it came off it ate someone's
donkey and it went right on back down to the sewers. So I'm reckon
it is still down there somewhere. Damn. Whoa. Maybe we'll find him
when we go down there. Oh, that mirror reminds me. I pull
out the mirror of seeing and I look for any witches behind me. You
don't see any. We're a witch free, right, another slice of pizza?
What was your name? Oh? My name is Lefty. Lefty?
Why do they call you lefty? Oh? Because I'm all right, You're
all right, alright, alright, alright, it didn't make sense when when
they told me either my parents would be giving that joke since I was a
baby. Hated it's the worst than joker. I don't know. Actually his
last name is because I'm all right, all right, Well if we stay
here tomorrow night, is there going to be another fight? Oh what happens
most nights? Good chance it atee up for the week. Anyway. It
sounds like a plan. Alright. Man, Oh well that was some good
pizza, bro, Thanks for drinks. Thanks in the morning. Goes back
to cleaning up, you know, mayhem. I just head upstairs and bands
packing up and everything's wine. How many beds are there? There are four?
Okay, yeah, it's just a little room, two sets of bunk
beds and that's all that's in it. Really Elmer's Elmer's snoring on the bottom
bottom bunk. I assume, yeah, I teleport to the top climate from
the top. It's uh, they're they're surprisingly comfortable. These are surprisingly comfortable.
But there's a definitely definite odor from the bathrooms downstairs. I'm so drunk
I probably don't notice there's an odor from Elmer beer. I can't do that
anymore. I got punched in the nose twice. That's true. I grab
a bed by the by the window. Yeah, you guys turn in the
bets. Are aren't comfortable to get your your full rest. And you guys
are level five right, yeah, all right, it's going to be a
level up as well. That's what I appreciate about you. This concludes this
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