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Hey, everybody, welcome to Rose
Pricks. Today's edition Thursday is and just

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like that, we're on episode three. Oh my god, we're a little

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behind where the show is, but
you know, we just wanted everyone to

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have enough time to catch up.
Why don't you guys slow down and just

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enjoy life a little bit? You
know? Why? Why is such a

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rush rush, like try to get
through it, trying to get you know

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what, You're all being a Miranda
when like what you should be is just

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like a little bit of a Samantha. That is my impression of Tony Danza

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saying Samantha as who's the boss,
Tony. So there's a lot of layers

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there, because if you've got through
this episode you're here to talk about this

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episode, then you know that Tony
Danza or last week is involved in this

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show that we're talking about now.
Yeah, and that's not finally involved,

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but a little bit involved. Yeah, but it's pretty genius that I took

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the name Samantha, right, and
Samantha. Now, this episode was a

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little better, but not much,
but a little bit better. But don't

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worry, because the next episode goes
back to being horrendous. Oh yeah,

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yeah, you know, and it's
pretty like it does start, it has,

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it has a couple of moments that
I didn't hate as much maybe,

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but let's get into it. Yeah, let's just break it down. First

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of all, I don't know if
you remember, but Carrie has this neighbor

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that's like apparently her best friend,
right, yeah, yeah, we see

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twice exactly. I think that this
girl, Lizette, we'll set well,

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Sette is kind of supposed to be
a younger Carrie because when we ad her,

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she's wearing like this really like colorful
windbreaker type jacket popularized by hip hop

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artists in the eighties. Right,
But plus she's paired it with some like

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these floral bi high boots and then
pink bike shorts, which do you remember

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how Carrie like back in the day
when she was wearing two tu's and like,

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so of course I'll never forget.
I feel like they were trying to

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have and she's got the long curly
hair. I feel like they were trying

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to do a like a young carry
and then nothing really came of it.

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I have so many things to tell
you now that I'm thinking of this,

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because yeah, the old Carrie,
like last season, they had a little

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bit more Whittle set where she broke
up with her girl her boyfriend. Remember

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that, there was a little bit
with her and Carrie is like, wait,

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what's going on? And they became
and now it's just they just popped

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her back in. We hadn't heard
from her in a long time, Right,

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we forgot she existed. But hell, we forgot about this character we

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wrote in last season. We shouldn't
do something with her. Oh yeah,

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she lives for some reason, because
Carrie moved back to her studio apartment,

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right, being the multi millionaire that
she is. Right, Okay, that's

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fine. She likes the area.
It's the Upper east Side, and so

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it's not the upper side. She
lives on the lower. She lives on

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the lower. Where does she live? She lives lower? She lives below

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the Park. I know that on
the West Side. I do know that

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because I visited the Carrie Bradshaw House
when I was in New York in March.

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Because I'm a fan of that stoop. Because I'm a fan of the

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show, which makes it all the
harder to hate on it as much as

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we do. But how can we
not? It's real bad? So can

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I tell you something before we even
start? Yeah, I forgot. I

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sent you a screenshot, but I
don't think you responded to it. So

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remember I was talking about, like, why did they write in that Steve,

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Miranda's ex husband is like deaf?
Why they randomly add that? But

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it does turn out that the real
actor who plays Steve is having hearing loss,

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like he's struggling with us. So
you were right about that. So

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when I googled that, a couple
other things came up too, And there's

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an entire fucking theory out there.
Did you see this that it just says,

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so does Carrie? So does Carrie
have dementia? And there's a whole

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like rabbit hole that you can go
and they're they're saying, people are saying

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that they're trying to give us clues
that Carrie Bradshaw has dementia. Now,

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had you heard this before I sent
that to you or did you see?

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I had not heard it, but
I did. I did, in fact

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respond to that. If you go
look, I said, I said,

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do you think this is real?
Or do you think this is Are they

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speculating? Oh of course they're speculating. Oh no, absolutely, it's definitely.

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We don't know if it's real.
This isn't like written by that,

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but I just like, yeah,
Google just says, does Carrie have dementia?

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Carrie? Then someone wrote Carrie is
at the beginning stages of dementia.

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Then there's an article that's supposed to
give you these Easter eggs. I look,

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they weren't great, but I thought, maybe that's why she's talking the

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way she's talking like kind of a
little I see. And I haven't noticed

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the talking thing, although other people
definitely have. He's talking so slowly,

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now know if that's a dementia thing. And they they haven't planted any like

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she's forgetting things. Well, they
did have one, but it was right

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after Big died, and so she
was like in somewhere she couldn't remember where

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she put her she was gonna make
coffee for someone, couldn't remember where she

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put the coffee can, and it
was in like the wrong it was in

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a drawer. But wouldn't that just
happen if you're mourning the death of your

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guys. I think that's a stress. Well of course, yeah, But

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there were a couple others and I
don't remember, but I just was like,

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what, because if that's where this
is all leading something they wouldn't do

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that. That just would be too
sad. It would be funny if you

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could google anything and be like,
is Miranda on set on and just like

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that a serial killer? Here are
ten clues that she is, and there's

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probably are ten clues that she is, like killed eight people and she might

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be that's yeah, we don't know, or Jay, let it be cha,

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Please let it be Chay. Let
her be the first kill. Wouldn't

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that be crazy if it turns into
that Miranda as a serial killer and you're

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like, what, they really took
a turn? And then she kills Jay,

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but everyone's like and everyone's kind of
on hers exactly, everyone's a little

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bit on her side. And then
she says, well, she was abusive,

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and then we don't know if she
was. Yeah, we don't know

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that she wasn't y'all kind of saw
it. So so anyway, anyway,

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rights show that is going to have
a show, and she tells Carrie,

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hey, um, you're coming to
my show, right, and then she

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says to her, you're the only
one I care about being there. Yeah,

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that's so like, and then she's
like accept nimons and whatever. But

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she makes a little joke so she
makes your friend that's her best friend,

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because you know that situation where like, Okay, Carrie might be your best

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friend, but you're not her best
friend. I hate to tell ye.

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She's never mentioned you to any of
her other friend No, you haven't come

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up in a season, girl,
I guess been a minute, right,

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And now all of a sudden,
you're like, you're the only one I

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care. It's like, really why? And she carries kind of annoying about

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it. She's like, I mean, okay, she never really like she's

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so unenthusiastic about other people, right, care about anybody else? Of course

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not. It's like, but she's
a little depressed. Okay, we'll give

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her that. So then okay,
so then it cuts to Seema. Oh

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she has her broken robbed. Now
didn't this happen? Yes? To carry

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she Carrie got muggs. So are
they just are they Is that a wink

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to the audience or is that like
a what is that? I don't know

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because when they did it back in
the day in Sex and the City,

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it was a door you know,
she got mug that had I think they

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had to show something like that in
New York at the time, you know,

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and but it was kind of cute
and she's just like, I mean,

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she was so good Sarah Jessica Parker
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such so good at her job,
like as Carrie. So I guess I

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just always just followed along, but
now it just didn't like a broken a

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twenty five thousand dollars burken you're just
carrying that around. Yeah, I guess

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I feel so sad about I mean, it is sad. It's terrible.

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No one should do that rob somebody, but like, what is who is

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this audience now? And I do
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to be Samantha and it's not working
totally totally. It's not working totally totally.

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So then so then they go working
Lawrence of Milabia. So then this

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is where it gets really bad,
maybe worse than it's ever been. Then

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we go to the school. We
go to Charlotte's and like a school conference

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because you know how you're always going
to every school conference, and their best

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friend Lisa with three names, all
their best friends, they're all just sit

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together at the school because the principle
has something to tell you every single week

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that they couldn't send an email.
Nope, go there and sit in an

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auditorium and have like meetings with the
principle. First of all, that's so

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incredibly wrong. Everything is done through
email. That's what I'm saying. Get

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an yes, right, But they're
all there, and why are they there?

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This is what the topic is.
Somebody has released an Oh my god,

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a milf list. What year is
this? Right? What does anyone's

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talk about MILFs anymore? No,
that's the thing. This is why you

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just go. It is just a
bunch of gay men sitting in a writer's

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room. And I know it's not, but that's is what it feels like.

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It's just sort of this weird like, oh this is what this is

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what women talk about. It's not
so out of touch, and they're like,

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oh, we're on this. Oh
this some guy, some senior released

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a milf list and they're very excited. Charlotte and her friends are very excited

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about hopefully being on the milf list. The mothers I'd like to buck list.

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Yeah, so that's weird and out
of touch, but okay, okay,

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so now then we go, Yeah, go ahead, Jerry's recording that

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you're right, like which, God
came back kind of on Earth a little

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bit for a second. Yeah,
and you tell us about that she's recording.

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The thing that is annoying about this
is just in line with my big

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annoyance about the kind of I think
making fun of woke people. So the

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guy, one of the guys in
the studio is double masked, which is

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why so no one else's mask but
this guy's double masked, and why it's

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to go. This guy's so extra, he's afraid and the other guy's wearing

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a bow tie? Did you notice
for no reason in like in a hot

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studio, right, it can't even
have a air on because the recording stop.

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Right. And then they make a
joke because the guy with whose mask

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comes into the comes into like,
I don't know, adjust the mic or

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something, and he's stinky. It's
so rude. They're so mean, right,

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he's so stinky. The assistants like, we're the ones you need a

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mask? Ha ha ha you all
might ye did Joe Rogan write this?

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That's what I was. Oh my
god, I'm surprised they didn't have like

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a little cartoon come in. I
was like, and vaccines give you cancer,

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Like I'm surprised that there was some
not like this was so bad.

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I know, I'm so annoyed.
I'm so annoyed by the make by the

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obvious nods to like everything's like,
yeah, we have to do this,

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but we're not happy about it,
all right, funny, And I want

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to say this before you go to
Chay. This really annoyed me too,

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writing wise, So she's in there
and she doesn't want to read her own

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thing because it's too close to home
to read about write dying, and so

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she makes this joke to her publisher, who wouldn't probably be there but okay

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maybe, but she makes this joke
and she's like, can't we get one

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of the Julianne's to Julianne Moore Julianne
Margolies. First of all, again the

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reference wise, when's the last time
you saw Julianne Margalies julian Margalies, Yes,

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and then the good Wife. I
understand she's worked, but like,

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that's not a thing where all actresses
are named Julianne, you name, you

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have two and they're not reading people's
books. They're not reading somebody else's book,

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Like there are professional voiceover actresses.
That reads like that's not really a

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thing that was bad. I mean
that was like, oh, or the

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writer's already on strike kind of joke, because that's sorry. I mean,

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that's unacceptable. It's like they don't
have a showrunner, but they do.

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It's it's Michael Patrick King right because
the runner of that, right, the

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writer's room, like showrunner or the
person in that room should be like,

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all right, give me give me
twenty alds each for that line. But

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I don't think they said that,
No, I don't think so. I

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think somebody was like, let's savor
say, like we'll get some get a

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famous actress to play me. I
mean, it really wouldn't be that much

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different if I was like when my
book comes out, if I was like,

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can you get can you just get
like Tom Cruise right, do my

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joke, But then the joke would
be worse, like Tom, who's another

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Tom? Like can you either get
like one of the Tryan Austin Green or

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Brian Hawks, any of the Brians. Like that's not a thing. They're

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not great, all right, Yes, yes, we'll go out to them.

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We'll go out to them, Carrie, because you're such a huge name,

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right yeah, all right, so
then so she But but it is

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kind of sad. She's we're reliving
the her Big dying and so she's emotional.

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It's sad on many levels because it's
sad about how poorly they wrote him

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off. It's not necessarily sad.
I mean, it's sad because yes,

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in the character lost her husband,
but it's also sad because we're being reminded

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that they didn't just have her divorce
big and it's right, it killed him

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on a peloton. Right. So
back at Chase House, they're reading lines

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from Chase sitcom script, which is
so sitcommie and again with the fucking woke

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shit okay, because the line is
Tony Dance is like, go's it gool

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with my little Canoli? And then
Chase says, dad, please don't call

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me that. And then Miranda reads
the line, Oh who am I offending

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now pastry or cream? Like what? What? Why? Why are you

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going straight for the Like, Oh, Chase is gonna be really mad.

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Oh we're offending people because we're making
we're taught making jokes about you know,

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Oh I can't call you a canoli. It's like everybody's so sensitive now,

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so woke okay. Also, so
Miranda is just a mess. They're the

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worst couple I've ever seen. She's
a complete mess and she can't work her

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phone, and the jokes like,
oh, what's an android? Like it's

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your phone? It's twenty twenty three. First of all, I don't know

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why you wouldn't have got an iPhone, right, but okay, I got

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an Android and you don't understand at
all how it works, how to turn

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it off, how to turn the
sound off. Like you're a lawyer,

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a partner at a law firm,
right, and you don't know she's quit

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her job because oh because cha right, somebody, I need to say this.

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It's something I noticed a little bit
later, but I feel like it's

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time to say it now. Please
don't get mad at me. And if

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we need to cut this, like
edit it, I'm just gonna say it.

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But for a moment, cha from
they showed Chase from the back and

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Shade looks exactly like Kim Jong un, And I do not mean that to

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be mean, but I swear to
you I will put a back to back

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picture. I'm just gonna put it
up. I'm not trying to be mean.

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Facts for fact, that's what I
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do you see it? After I
can picture that face hair. Yes,

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and it's like last but really short
in the back yeah, yes,

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yeah, from the back, yeah, from the back. So okay,

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So now Chase supposed to cry and
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supposed to cry, and Chase like
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It's like not important. And then
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kind of you're kind of really supposed
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to be like why are you crying? Chase like a, oh well,

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I don't think it's important. I
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being non binaries a tragedy. So
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thought was kind of interesting because then
uh, Chase like I don't want to

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keep arguing with the showrunner because then
the showrunners act like I'm being difficult,

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which actually is relatable. Yeah,
I're like I don't really agree with this

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at all, but like I don't
want to be the reason, Like I

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don't want to be a huge problem. M Yeah, yeah, no,

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I did agree with that scene in
that moment of like but you know,

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still it's just excruciating. Then we
cut back, we cut over to Lisa.

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Lisa is doing her documentary about women
and Nia's and is it nia She's

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in it, right, and that's
when Okay, so that's the hot mic

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woman, right, the sound guy, Yeah, oh my mic, hit

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my mic. I think my mic
fell into my cleavage. And again we

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were saying, how like every single
episode it seems like there's just some hot

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guy out of nowhere that's like hey
baby, as though there's just like a

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plethora of them. They're just always
hitting on older women constantly, constantly.

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And also, by the way,
this is you know, the year twenty

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twenty three, as we've talked about, and Mike guys don't just reached their

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hand down and feel your tits.
That's just not how it works anymore.

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I've not some brag, but I've
had a lot of sound guys put a

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lot of mics on me, and
they just don't do that. They go

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here and they hand you the mic
and they go drop this down your shirt

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and then I'm not making a joke
for me, they have they have their

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hands. Now, I'm not saying
you're not attractive. You are. You

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know you're got miked up. Was
it when you were eighteen? No,

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No, it's been like a couple
of years. But I did a lot

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of TV. I did Scarborough Show, I did MSNBC for every week,

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at this point because back when I I

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the last time I got miked up
wasn't that long ago, and they still

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didn't do it that way. But
maybe you're right. Maybe I'm not sorry.

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I think it's just say they're not
sexy. It's just that I'm like

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sexier, or maybe I'm more like, hey, I don't know, I'm

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so stupid. I don't know how
to do. They at one and you

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and then they'll just do it,
okay, So I hear you. I

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hear you. So Nia's super flirty
about it. I guess she likes that

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even though their whole thing because every
time you have a black person on the

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show, they have to be commenting
about like Nia hasn't. Her whole thing

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has to be that she's here giving
a talk about like race stuff, because

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I guess black people only talk about
the race, right and what it's like

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to live in you whatever. And
then the cute mic guy comes over and

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she's like, I've never I've been
out of the game for so long.

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I just it's only that it's also
over the top that it's like Nia,

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she's black, but she's very intelligent
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we have to go back to season one

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when Miranda was just like, wait, you're the professor. But I mean

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we why can't I just don't understand
why there can't be any like real moments,

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like why can't there just be black
people in the show that aren't I

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mean, it has to be candy
the right, but the writers have to

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make everything a thing. It's like, do you see how woke we are?

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Do you see it? But then
I'm just why listen? It's hard.

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This is hard to review because it's
like, we want to be funny,

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but we're not because we're just pissed. We're too angry to like even

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see the joy in this anymore.
Yeah, but then okay gets worse.

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So Charlotte and Carry have lunch because
they have all day, both of them,

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I guess they do. And then
they all of these people do is

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hang out with each other, All
these people with these jobs just hang out.

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Okay, let me ask you this
about the milf list. So they

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get the Millf list. So they're
like, oh, they got it texted

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by someone first of all, who
texted the MILF list? Right? Who

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put together this list and they wrote
it out? So what they do like

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took a screenshot over this guy like
who where it's like it's a cast list

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or something, and it really it
made me cringe so much that I like

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like curled into a tiny ball.
I disappeared, I evaporated, and then

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I like had to be reborn as
like a new baby. All that happened

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out of the cringe from this milf
shit. Yeah Milf. I'm maybe he

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didn't feel it the same. Would
I have wanted to be on the mill

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List if this stuff I was in
that situation? Probably yeah, But like

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would that be a real thing?
Would would we be all? Would all

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the women be like, oh my
god, did the millth lists come out?

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Am I on it? If I
was on it? Would I be?

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Would I be like how dare they? Or would I be like,

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oh, Okay, this guy is
supposed to be this is like how is

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he seventeen? Right? So let's
let me we I guess can assume maybe

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he's eighteen. But they're not in
their final stretch yet so he's probably seventeen,

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right, Yeah, So that's fucking
weird and I'm sorry I don't approve.

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Okay, oh my god, am
I a mother? He'd like to

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fuck? And if so, I
think I'm gonna fuck it. Like,

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what is happening? Charlotte so has
nothing. It's the we're We're in like

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four different shows, right, It's
so weird these people. None of these

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people would actually be friends. Like, if this was an actual friend group,

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none of these people would be friends. I've always kind of said that,

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but that other theories. Why would
Lisa the woman Lisa be friends with

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Charlotte? There is, you know, nothing those two women would really they

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live next door to each other,
I think I just think they both kids

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at the school they live, I
think in the same building. Because remember

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they needed black friends, so they
were going door to door to ask them

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to come to their dinner party.
God, I just cringed so hard now

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hearing about that. I know,
I know, I know. So then

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Carrie goes back and reads her Sad, her Sad chapter. She kind of

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does some more recording, and then
afterwards she's like, yeah, I'm so

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sad, and she runs into mitsy
Van crazy Muffy. Also now that she's

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she's from the original Sex in the
City. She was married to what's his

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face Nathan Lane. Remember, in
the joke was always like, but isn't

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he gay? So we finally get
it confirmed obviously of course mitsy Von Muffy.

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It's it's such a it's such a
like lazy writing name. It'd be

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like naming like Biff Witherspoon. Right, Okay, we get it, we

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get who is supposed to be,
but we can write do be best?

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So runding her and I liked their
conversation about death. Actually I liked her

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m No, yeah, you disagree. No, that was that was a

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perfectly fine scene. You know.
I like that scene where she's like,

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what are the ultimate? Some days
you can't you fake it till you make

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it, but you know, you
do whatever your think. For her,

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it was getting a facelift for you, you do whatever. So I thought,

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for a second, because I'm so
stupid, I thought for one second,

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Carrie would be like, oh well, maybe something I could do would

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be of service, Like I could
go volunteer with seniors or with people that

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like also lost. That's so cute, that's so cute that you thought she

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would do that for a second,
I did. And what she actually did

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tell us that adorable. She went
on a shopping spree because she's Carrie,

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and she spent like fifteen thousand dollars
on shoes and clothes. That's exactly what

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I wrote down, fifteen thousand dollars. I don't know, Oh that you

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really did. I wrote fifteen thousan
dollars. Yeah, yeah, because about

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those shoes had to have been like
thousand dollars shoes, shoe each choo or

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whatever. Her big thing is.
Yea, she was at sack. She

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wasn't she wasn't going to the rack. She wasn't going to Loman's. No,

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son, she's reading her book to
herself. Come on, she just

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picks up her book just for some
reading, and she's like, yeah this,

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Oh my god, whoever wrote this? Uh? They really they tap,

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they tap into the emotion and I'm
not gonna be able to get through

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this. So then she calls and
she's like, oh my god, I'm

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I have COVID. She's gonna have
to get one of the Julian's to do

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it. Yeah, this joke again, you know, because Julian Margali is

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the tip of everyone's tongue. Right, So then Miranda decides that she's going

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to get a tat. She's back
in LA and she calls Carrie and she

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tells her she wants to get a
tattoo, and Carrie in this day and

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Age is going to try to talk
her out of it, like and and

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that is just so crazy. Not
that she just quit her job and decided

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to move in with her new non
binary lover. No, it's the tattoo,

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that's what. That's where Carrie draws
the line. She's like, you

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know what time to come back to
New York, right right? Yeah,

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that's what because she's a No,
I'm surprised. And that was the whole

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thing with Samantha when she went to
LA, you know, with Smith for

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a while, and they you know, they always made they made fun of

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it. Was it felt like a
Woody Allen remember that, Like there was

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one Woody Allen movie and there's been
pretty bad ones. It was called Hollywood

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Ending. And by the end you're
just like, oh my god, I

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get it. You don't like Los
Angeles, Jesus, you made your point

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in every movie, Like, I
get it. You like New York,

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right, you know what I mean? And that's what I feel like these

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people are doing too. It's like, oh my god, yes they're tan

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in LA and they don't we don't
like smoking, not the same. It's

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okay to like both for different reasons. And I feel like they just hit

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so every time they have someone go
to LA, and like I said,

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they did it with Samantha. And
then there was one where they all went

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out on a vacation, which is
never good. You ever want the vacation

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bottle episode? No? Great?
And yeah, it's like, oh god.

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And you know what I think too, is I think that the writers

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that are writing these episodes are all
New York. I mean, they're all

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LA writers. So it's almost worse
because at least Woody Allen, you know,

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did Love's New York? Yeah right, he loves New York, so

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like that's real. He's making fun
of it, right, But this is

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like LA people going, Okay,
what do New Yorkers hate us for?

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Let's just make jokes about that.
There's just nothing authentic about it. It

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doesn't feel authentic at all exactly.
So I forget if she gets I zoned

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out because she was not going to
get the tat then she was she made

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friends with the tattoo artists, but
did they did she get it or not?

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No? Not here, No,
she's just thinking about it. So

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she leaves. And also then Carrie
tells her she has COVID, but she's

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like symptoms. Then Miranda apparently turns
right around and call Charlotte because you just

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you can see that those two are
just constantly in touch, just constantly calling

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Charlotte, who Miranda has nothing in
common with, well nothing, well except

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that now Charlotte suddenly has a non
binary child and Miranda has a non binary

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partner. So I guess now they
have lots so much to talk about.

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Okay, So then Charlotte calls Carrie
and is like, I'm sending you over,

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I'm making you suit. She's like
cooking for her already right immediately,

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like that's what you do. Just
the COVID like that. And as they

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said, it's late in the game, as Anthony's like, you got COVID,

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I still enjoy him. He's like
this late in the game, like

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it's like me when I got it
the very the last person that got it

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was me, and no one really
cared at that point. You certainly aren't

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getting like muffin baskets. No,
like you just are like, oh yeah,

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it's terrible, right, yeah,
okay, So then Seema is having

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lunch with Anthony and Mike. When
did they become best friends? Never?

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They weren't friend right, they were
not friends? Now, okay, so

406
00:27:03.160 --> 00:27:07.839
how are all these people having constant
lunches with each other? It's just constant.

407
00:27:08.240 --> 00:27:12.200
And doesn't Anthony have that bait that
the bakery the hot cross buns thing?

408
00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:15.279
Well, sure he does. Well, of course he doesn't ever have

409
00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:22.559
to be there apparently, ever,
because all to the met or wait on

410
00:27:22.599 --> 00:27:25.359
the couch to be asked to go
to the met when like all his friends

411
00:27:25.400 --> 00:27:29.119
suck him over every second, and
like no one's dealing with it. No

412
00:27:29.160 --> 00:27:32.880
one ever even says like, hey, are you sad about Stanford moving to

413
00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:36.759
Japan? Does that make you sad
that your husband that you like got You

414
00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:40.440
had this huge wedding it was probably
five hundred thousand dollars, he got mad

415
00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:42.680
and he just moved to Tokyo.
That's weird, right, No one mentions

416
00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:48.920
it, nothing, no one,
It's so bizarre. Oh my god,

417
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:52.440
there is a mention. I'm seven
episodes in so spoiler, there is a

418
00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:56.519
slight mention of Stanford that's going to
that it's that I've seen, but it's

419
00:27:56.880 --> 00:28:00.920
nothing. It's nothing. It might
have been in this episode. Actually,

420
00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:04.880
well there was also a mention when
Carrie said that Stamford sent her a kimono?

421
00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:08.000
Ko was that? Did that already
happen? Yeah, but it was

422
00:28:08.039 --> 00:28:11.960
like that had nothing to do with
anybody feeling bad for Anthony. Nobody cares

423
00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:15.519
about Anthon. They're just so mean
to him. It's like, hey,

424
00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:18.319
buddy, you know that's really terrible. You must have a heart. You're

425
00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:22.119
crying on your couch like eating chips. It's seriously come to the met You've

426
00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:25.599
been my best friend for twenty years. And my husband's like kind of gross.

427
00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:29.160
Yeah, he's wearing a top hat. He looks like mister peanut and

428
00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:32.480
he doesn't even want to go no, and he doesn't even understand what it

429
00:28:32.599 --> 00:28:34.079
is. Okay, So back to
Milkgate, Is that what you were talking

430
00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:40.799
about the mills again? No,
we have the one thing that I liked

431
00:28:40.839 --> 00:28:44.279
that Carrie was home eating takeout,
like eating a burger and playing wordle.

432
00:28:44.559 --> 00:28:47.200
I like that, and her starting
word was audio, which is a bomb

433
00:28:47.279 --> 00:28:52.039
starting word mine is all du which
is very close. Oh, this is

434
00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:55.880
an interesting thing. I and I
know you're not supposed to do that.

435
00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:57.319
You're supposed to always start with the
same word, but I start with whatever

436
00:28:57.359 --> 00:29:02.799
word just pops into my head that
day. Oh, don't judge, don't

437
00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:06.039
word all judge me. Well,
I just I'm really good at it.

438
00:29:06.759 --> 00:29:08.480
What are you usually? What are
you at? Three? Are you always

439
00:29:08.519 --> 00:29:15.319
three? Oh? No, sometimes
four? We're all okay, So well

440
00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:18.640
that's our time, you guys,
Thank you so much. All right,

441
00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:22.759
So yeah, all the so the
moms are all at the school and they

442
00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:26.759
find out that one of the boys
at school they was the one who started

443
00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:30.720
the list, and they all like
are like, oh my god, he's

444
00:29:30.759 --> 00:29:33.119
like cute and sexy, and he's
looking at the very young looking guy.

445
00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:38.759
He looks sixteen. Yeah, yes
he looks sixteen, but he all he

446
00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:42.359
looks at all the moms like yeah, bitches, what's up? Yeah?

447
00:29:42.359 --> 00:29:45.079
I put you on the list.
Oh, And the music is like fuck

448
00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:48.960
this fuck but did you notice that
I'm not joking? Like out of nowhere,

449
00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:52.839
there's this crap thing like yeah,
yeah, look me up, look

450
00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:56.440
me right, And you're like,
well, what's happened. He's not,

451
00:29:56.640 --> 00:30:02.640
he's like a sophomore. Oh god. So then they're back in the meeting

452
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:07.839
because apparently every update leads to another
meeting. Are these people just getting SOS

453
00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:11.279
calls on their phone? Like and
then they just head right to the school

454
00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:15.839
so that he can say, like, we found out who put out the

455
00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:19.319
list, And then and then they're
like, let's not get them in trouble

456
00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:23.720
because like, you know, he's
like he didn't really mean to do anything

457
00:30:23.720 --> 00:30:26.759
wrong and it's really going to mess
up with his future. And then the

458
00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:32.200
principles like, oh so then some
of the moms are like, you're just

459
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:34.519
saying that because you're number two and
three on the list, right, And

460
00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:40.240
then the principles like I just should
this Just in a couple of moms were

461
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:45.319
seen objectifying a student this is and
they're like, who, I mean,

462
00:30:45.359 --> 00:30:48.759
the reaction is so stupidly over the
time. I mean, I don't even

463
00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:52.599
know what. I think the reason
we get kind of tongue tied when we

464
00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:56.319
do these particular recasts, if I
may just be really like inside baseball on

465
00:30:56.519 --> 00:31:00.079
us, I think it's because it's
so terrible that kind of don't even know

466
00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:03.559
what angle to come at it front, right, like we hate the writing,

467
00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:08.440
but we also hate like every layer
of it is bad and and disappointing.

468
00:31:10.559 --> 00:31:12.200
Right, So it's just the reaction
to that, like it would just

469
00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:15.319
none of that would ever happen.
It's so awful. I think we've made

470
00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:18.720
that clear. Okay, So then
the gasp because you know whatever. But

471
00:31:18.759 --> 00:31:22.640
then back to their life, because
you know, they have a New York's

472
00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:26.359
really easy to get around. They
have time. So now, so now

473
00:31:26.359 --> 00:31:30.079
we're Miranda is in line. It's
time for Chase studio taping, right,

474
00:31:30.359 --> 00:31:33.519
um, but Brady calls while she's
in line, Oh yeah, this is

475
00:31:33.599 --> 00:31:40.119
huge, yeah, line, and
why is she in line? Leading?

476
00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:44.440
Note? Oh my god, let's
talk about this for a second. Chase

477
00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:48.200
filming a pilot. Apparently huge one
is the ABC. It's like a huge

478
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:49.480
network. Did they ever say the
network? I don't know. No,

479
00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:53.880
it's huge and they're on a lot. I think it's Warner or something.

480
00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:57.720
And so then so you would just
be backstage. You would just go in

481
00:31:57.759 --> 00:32:00.720
with Chay, you'd be in the
you'd be hanging out in the green room

482
00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:07.519
of your partner, right they lived
together. You would never ever be standing

483
00:32:07.559 --> 00:32:10.000
in line with the with just the
regular people. Ever, like on a

484
00:32:10.039 --> 00:32:15.000
hot day in Los Angeles, you're
just lined up outside. No, so

485
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:17.319
that makes no sense. So yes, So Miranda gets this call. She's

486
00:32:17.359 --> 00:32:22.000
having problems with her android, right, and she gets a call from Brady,

487
00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:25.000
who's screaming into the phone. Brady's
first sign those you don't know.

488
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:35.000
He's so mad at her. So
she's like, so sorry. Yeah,

489
00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:37.640
He's like, well you should have
picked up before. And she's like this

490
00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:40.880
phone, he's being kind of abusive
and she just seems like a moron,

491
00:32:42.599 --> 00:32:45.720
and he's being a little like yeah, he's yelling at her. He's having

492
00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:51.559
a tough time, but it's so
awful to why he's He's like in the

493
00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:53.759
rein, his hair's all cur its
curlier than usual, and he's just and

494
00:32:53.799 --> 00:32:58.359
they just annoying me. And then
like he a car kind of almost hits

495
00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:00.359
him and and and he kind of
gets out of the way and then he's

496
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:05.440
like whoa And Miranda's like what happened
And he goes, oh, I was

497
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:08.400
going to buy a car. I
wish I had got right, So she

498
00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:12.480
then she's like he's got to kill
himself. She's like, you call me,

499
00:33:12.920 --> 00:33:15.720
can you imagine. Then Miranda goes, you've got to go to the

500
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:19.880
hospital, check yourself into the hospital. She said that, yes, I

501
00:33:20.039 --> 00:33:22.359
know that. She's like, call
me when you get to the hospital.

502
00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:24.799
She said, you have to know. She did not. Yes, she

503
00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:28.519
goes, call me when you get
to the hospital, which I was like,

504
00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:30.839
she said, go home and call
me when you get home. She

505
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:35.279
did not say call me check yourself
into a mental hospital. She did not

506
00:33:35.400 --> 00:33:39.039
say that. Now we have to
go back and rewatch, I'm gonna check.

507
00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:43.079
But I'm pretty sure she said call
me when you get to the hospital.

508
00:33:44.319 --> 00:33:46.160
Okay, I'm you know what this
is. This is our first fight

509
00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:49.799
on this show. It's not a
fight. So you're saying, she's like,

510
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.039
you need to fifty one fifty yrself
into a mental hospital. I think

511
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:55.039
that's what happened. I don't.
Okay, I'll go back and check,

512
00:33:55.279 --> 00:33:59.640
but I think so either way,
she's very upset, rightfully, I understand,

513
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:02.039
Yeah, having a meltdown. He's
being awful and um. So then

514
00:34:02.039 --> 00:34:06.119
she gets up to the security guard. But also she says also, she

515
00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:09.519
says, did you did you call
your dad? And he's like, well,

516
00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:13.000
I wanted to talk to you.
Yeah, so's like, this is

517
00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:16.760
like a weird thing because he does
have another parent. Yeah, that he

518
00:34:16.760 --> 00:34:21.840
could call, which is just a
which is weird. And I understand and

519
00:34:21.880 --> 00:34:23.760
I listen. I'm on Miranda's side. I would go I would go straight

520
00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:30.119
home too. But he it is
weird that she, like she left Steve

521
00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:32.760
and he was a perfectly nice guy. There wasn't anything wrong with him.

522
00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:37.400
It's not like he's abusive. So
why wouldn't she have been like, please

523
00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:42.440
call your dad, please call him? Well, he's mad, I guess

524
00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:45.280
if I'm thinking this out, Brady's
mad because Miranda like up and abandoned that,

525
00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:50.320
like forget Steve. She's like,
yeah, I just randomly decided all

526
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:52.079
this stuff about myself and fell in
love with Chay, who's like an out

527
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:57.599
of work kind of awful comedian.
Right, and I'm see you later.

528
00:34:57.719 --> 00:35:02.400
I'm moving to California by right,
So wouldn't he be mad at her?

529
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:06.800
He is, right, So why
wouldn't he call his dad? Why is

530
00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:10.199
he punishing the dad? Oh,
because he's punishing the mom. He's like,

531
00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:14.360
he's just he feels I can't believe
we're being serious about this, but

532
00:35:14.440 --> 00:35:19.039
we are, Like he feels that
she's not been there for her for him.

533
00:35:19.920 --> 00:35:22.119
I mean, everyone's just so fucking
self centered. So you know,

534
00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:27.239
I guess you know when you have
your first college breakup, don't you feel

535
00:35:27.239 --> 00:35:29.800
all the feels? Of course?
And my mom, by the way,

536
00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:32.119
would be like what she said when
I went through exactly what Brady's going through

537
00:35:32.159 --> 00:35:36.679
and saying things like that. She's
like, Okay, honey, you'll get

538
00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:39.440
through it, like give it four
days, and guess what never got over

539
00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:47.880
it? Ha ha jokes on her
because I'm still Facebook stocking that guy from

540
00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:53.960
college, so ha. Okay.
So Miranda goes into the taping anyway,

541
00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:57.559
but she finds out she can't have
her phone, and she's like, oh

542
00:35:57.559 --> 00:36:00.119
shit, I need my phone,
so she tucks it into her her clothes

543
00:36:00.360 --> 00:36:05.320
and then she tells the security lady
like, oh, I lost my phone

544
00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:07.840
at the beach, and the security
lady rightfully, so it's like, well,

545
00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:10.440
you didn't replace it or use find
my phone and she's like, yeah,

546
00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:14.760
no, I don't really know.
So she's like, okay, I

547
00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.519
believe. But the security goes so
extra nice, like you they're just never

548
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:21.920
like that. So she was just
like, I hear you, that does

549
00:36:21.960 --> 00:36:24.639
sound nice. So cat fun yeah, like that's just not how it goes.

550
00:36:24.679 --> 00:36:28.840
But okay, and she doesn't say, hey, Chay is my partner.

551
00:36:29.719 --> 00:36:31.360
No, can I get a good
spot? Maybe I'm not like in

552
00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:35.760
the middle and the back right right, like maybe put me on the end

553
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:39.039
or near where I could go see
Chay beforehand right after? Nope? Yeah,

554
00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:44.880
So I mean to carries carries a
book person calls and tells her,

555
00:36:44.920 --> 00:36:49.119
hey, guess what you have an
extra week? And carries bummed about that,

556
00:36:49.239 --> 00:36:52.239
which I get it. She's wearing
a face mask for no reason,

557
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:54.199
not a mask mask like she's doing
like a like oh right, right right,

558
00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:58.360
mask right. She's terrifying to me, right, all right, So

559
00:36:58.400 --> 00:37:04.400
the taping happens. This is so
awful. But it's supposed to be,

560
00:37:04.480 --> 00:37:07.280
is what I wrote down. Tony
Denzel's hamming it up. But I think

561
00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:09.599
it's supposed to be a really bad
sitcom. Is that kind of the point.

562
00:37:10.960 --> 00:37:15.119
Um. I think it's just supposed
to be very sitcommy. But I

563
00:37:15.159 --> 00:37:17.960
mean, this part, this part
is so awful, This part of the

564
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:22.639
this part of the episode, mh
is so is so awful to me.

565
00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:28.519
So cha that we get to the
part we're chase is supposed to cry and

566
00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:35.519
would you call you whether it's he
or she, they them or river rat

567
00:37:35.880 --> 00:37:39.360
or whatever. He says. It's
like, I don't care this. Yeah,

568
00:37:39.400 --> 00:37:43.039
now I think about this. So
he's saying all this, and you're

569
00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:45.000
shooting Chay from behind at one point, and that's when I saw the kim

570
00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:49.000
jongon like full force, and I
was like, that's when I was like,

571
00:37:49.000 --> 00:37:52.079
oh my god, my ambient has
kicked it. But when I went

572
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:53.280
back and looked at it again,
I was like, nope, full on

573
00:37:53.400 --> 00:37:58.920
kim jong. H. Yeah,
maybe that's on purpose. I don't know,

574
00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:04.440
but yes. So Miranda's phone rings
finally somehow, and she didn't even

575
00:38:04.480 --> 00:38:08.679
adjust her phone, but somehow it
just miraculously rang this time. And the

576
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:14.360
showrunner, now, this is a
thing that would never in a million years

577
00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:19.280
happen. Everybody stops, and Tony
Dan's is actually like cool with it,

578
00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:22.199
right, you know, because Miranda's
like, oh my god, I'm so

579
00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:25.840
so sorry, I'm so so sorry, and the showrunner loses their mind and

580
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:31.760
just starts screaming, hey lady with
the phone. First of all, the

581
00:38:31.880 --> 00:38:37.719
showrunner a blue haired person I forgot
their name dB or something dB, I

582
00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:40.519
think because it used to come up
on the phone. Let's just say dB.

583
00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:46.719
dB would know that that's Chase Defenson. Sorry, yeah, let's just

584
00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:54.199
call Tenson would know that that's Chase
girlfriend. They would know that they've met,

585
00:38:55.119 --> 00:39:00.639
they're working together all the time Miranda's
been on set, they've I mean,

586
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:05.599
that's just ridiculous. There's no the
showrunner wouldn't just start screaming. And

587
00:39:06.280 --> 00:39:09.159
then the showrunner starts yelling, you
run the moment and we're never gonna be

588
00:39:09.199 --> 00:39:13.920
able to do it again because guess
what, Jay is not an actor.

589
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:20.400
There is stand up. Okay,
what the that would never happen in front

590
00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:23.119
of none. But also, but
let's talk about Miranda just being so out

591
00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:27.800
of her mind as and she's like, I don't know, she's like hystrionic,

592
00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:30.760
she's gone insane. She can't handle
her phone, she can't she's stamp,

593
00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:35.320
she's like knocking things over all the
time. Like, it really is

594
00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:38.079
so hard to just watch that.
And you're right when pug Penson comes in

595
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:44.079
screaming, which is what I'm going
to call the showrunner like, of course

596
00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:46.559
they wouldn't say that, Well,
we can't get this take again because Jay,

597
00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:50.599
Like, why would you say that
in front of Jay, Why would

598
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:52.880
you say that in front of the
audience. There's no world in which any

599
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:54.119
This is why we hate it so
much. It just makes no sense.

600
00:39:54.440 --> 00:40:00.960
Right. But then also it's like
they're there's they're like the here's the problem.

601
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:07.239
The characters who were trying to show
that non binary people are people just

602
00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:09.639
like us, Right, that's supposed
to be kind of the point of the

603
00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:15.159
sitcom, right, But then we
have to make the non binary person who's

604
00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:21.000
running the show just like a horrible
so we can't have nice things. That's

605
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:23.079
what I can't have it on.
And it's then the warm up person,

606
00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:25.719
like I wrote, who is this
warm up person trying to give them back

607
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:30.079
in And that's when they like they
start yelling again, making fun of the

608
00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:32.000
woke stuff that you were saying,
because they were like they say something and

609
00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:36.480
they're like they they they they they
because someone says he or she right,

610
00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:39.800
which just shows oh see see these
non binary people, they're just like they're

611
00:40:39.800 --> 00:40:44.840
going to police your language. This
is why this is why pronouns are so

612
00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:47.760
stupid, because then and these non
binary people are always going to be correcting

613
00:40:47.800 --> 00:40:52.360
you exactly, which is not the
case. That is not I have met

614
00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:57.400
many non binary people, and they
usually do not yell at you and go

615
00:40:57.599 --> 00:41:02.480
stop calling me she or hey,
it's it's they anyway exactly. I have

616
00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:05.840
had that happen once, but we
won't go into that. Okay, So

617
00:41:06.320 --> 00:41:08.800
Charlotte is we have two quick scenes
where Charlotte's kind of the voice of reason.

618
00:41:09.079 --> 00:41:12.519
I guess Miranda calls and she's like, no, you're do you come

619
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:15.639
home? This is the most important
thing for you to do is come home

620
00:41:15.679 --> 00:41:17.480
and take care of Brady. And
I we both agree with Charlotte on that,

621
00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:22.039
right, And then there's a quick
thing of why wouldn't they have a

622
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:27.119
scene Why wouldn't Miranda call Steve?
You're so worried about your child, You're

623
00:41:27.239 --> 00:41:30.159
you think your child might be suicidal, but you're just calling your girlfriends and

624
00:41:30.199 --> 00:41:34.159
going what should I do? So
I think I'm gonna come home? You

625
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:37.280
wouldn't you would be why and if
obviously she would have called Steve, And

626
00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:40.119
why wouldn't they show that as a
scene. That would be so much more

627
00:41:40.199 --> 00:41:45.159
interesting, right, it really really
would And I don't have any answer for

628
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:47.079
it is just shit. But then
oh, then they have a quick scene

629
00:41:47.079 --> 00:41:51.920
of Carrie and Sema and they're talking
about death and how hard you know,

630
00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:53.719
girl, you just do you crawl
into bed if you have to. And

631
00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:58.440
you lost your husband. I lost
my burke in so I know. At

632
00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:00.440
least Carrie made a joke like,
my god, are you relating like that?

633
00:42:01.199 --> 00:42:04.880
Right? Right, right, at
least they were smart enough to do

634
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:09.679
that. But okay, So now
Chay comes out of their taking and Miranda's

635
00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:15.480
waiting outside because even though apparently Miranda
had to wait in line with all the

636
00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:17.840
regular people, but now she can
suddenly just be wandering around the lot and

637
00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:23.599
be at the trailer or at the
door to the stage. Now Miranda has

638
00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:29.280
a full access to all the backstage
but had to be let in past the

639
00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:31.920
security guard and didn't come in with
Chay. But whatever, and Jay does

640
00:42:31.960 --> 00:42:36.239
not care at all, Kim John
does not care at all at all about

641
00:42:36.239 --> 00:42:38.360
like Branda's like Brady was suicidal and
I didn't know what to do, and

642
00:42:39.320 --> 00:42:45.239
changes goes you ruined the family scene
and then Miranda says, yeah, but

643
00:42:45.320 --> 00:42:47.719
this is real, and she's like, who cares about your kid? That's

644
00:42:47.719 --> 00:42:52.920
just stupid, Like it's gonna say
it was like whatever, it's a kid,

645
00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:55.760
It'll get over it. Yeah,
and then Miranda is now trying to

646
00:42:55.840 --> 00:43:00.719
get them not to leave on a
bad note. Well before she said something

647
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:02.719
very offensive to me, I cannot
tell you as someone who doesn't have kids,

648
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:07.239
and thank you, you've never been
like the people that say, like

649
00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:09.679
you don't you don't know what real
love is until you've had a child.

650
00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:13.599
I've told you that. People have
said that to me my whole life,

651
00:43:13.639 --> 00:43:15.280
and I'll just say that I had
the opportunity to say it to me yet,

652
00:43:16.199 --> 00:43:19.559
right, But I mean, you
know how much I love Judge,

653
00:43:19.639 --> 00:43:22.840
Judy, I know what real love
is. Guys, don't worry about me.

654
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:25.440
But then then Miranda yells at at
Chay. It was like, oh,

655
00:43:25.519 --> 00:43:29.880
now there's no winners here. I
was reading for Miranda. I don't

656
00:43:29.920 --> 00:43:32.239
even remember Miranda doing that. She
says that, she's like, you don't

657
00:43:32.239 --> 00:43:35.920
even know what real love like.
She says it in the because she's talking

658
00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:37.239
about her kid, and she's like, that's the most important thing to me.

659
00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:40.960
You wouldn't know anything about that.
And maybe she didn't mean the childless

660
00:43:42.039 --> 00:43:44.519
Jay, but it felt like that, like it felt that way, and

661
00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:47.079
then Jay was kind of pissed.
Maybe they did it on purpose so they

662
00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:52.320
could be just on equal asshole grounds. I don't know that they could be

663
00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:59.119
equally assholy though, because Jay is
just an over the top horrible character.

664
00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:02.719
But I'm feeling like Miranda is too
at this point. They always kind of

665
00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:06.239
were. I mean, Miranda always
was, even with Carrie, the way

666
00:44:06.280 --> 00:44:08.199
that they would fight, the thing
that how mean they would go with each

667
00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:16.639
other. Sometimes it just yeah,
gay men writing women fighting. Gay men

668
00:44:17.079 --> 00:44:22.039
can be and this is you know, a generalization, but can be very

669
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:28.639
bitchy with their with their female friends
and their male friends, and then just

670
00:44:28.679 --> 00:44:30.760
get over it right away because they
think, you know, again not all

671
00:44:30.840 --> 00:44:35.199
gay men, but that is you
know, I guess is that kind of

672
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:38.039
like a trope saying hashtag all gay
men. That's what I heard. Well,

673
00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:40.559
one thing I'll say, and they
probably get this kind of right.

674
00:44:40.679 --> 00:44:45.840
But there was a scene back in
the day old sexon City when Carrie is,

675
00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:49.159
you know, having boy problems I
can very much always relate to,

676
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:52.719
and you know, and she called
Miranda, who'd had you know, she's

677
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:55.400
like kind of a new mom and
she's really struggling and stressed, and she

678
00:44:55.559 --> 00:44:59.159
calls her and she's like, I
don't know, you know, and Miranda

679
00:44:59.239 --> 00:45:00.800
yelled at a lot. But she
she was like, why don't I don't

680
00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:02.519
know, I don't have time for
this. Why don't you call your friend

681
00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:06.719
Samantha, you know, like her
thing was like, I've got a real

682
00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:10.400
life and your sadness and your ship
doesn't matter to me. And I'm sure

683
00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:15.159
that's a real well blaming it.
I'm gonna stop saying that this is written

684
00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:19.519
by gay men because it's probably not
anymore. I know it was back in

685
00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:23.079
the day, so but you know, I don't I don't actually know who's

686
00:45:23.119 --> 00:45:28.199
writing it. I do know that
Michael Patrick King doesn't have share my same

687
00:45:28.199 --> 00:45:31.440
sensibility same But I thought that that
scene was interesting, but it was mean.

688
00:45:31.559 --> 00:45:34.800
It was like, yeah, that
that could ring true, that people

689
00:45:34.840 --> 00:45:38.960
could have that conversation. But Miranda
has always been like a scary friend.

690
00:45:38.960 --> 00:45:42.280
I don't think I would have stayed
friends with her if I was scary,

691
00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:45.280
because she's the kind of that cuts
deep, you know, like you gotta

692
00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:49.599
you can't even when you're really really
mad, you can't say like all the

693
00:45:49.639 --> 00:45:53.320
worst things. Of course not no, and Miranda. So Miranda here,

694
00:45:53.400 --> 00:45:57.760
she did it to Chay even though
we don't like Jay. I'm just like

695
00:45:57.800 --> 00:46:02.400
I don't, You're not that good
of a person. That's Yeah. I

696
00:46:02.440 --> 00:46:08.000
just think Chay is being written so
awful and narcissistic that you just you just

697
00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:10.960
go, why would you be with
that person? Right? Well, because

698
00:46:12.039 --> 00:46:16.400
Jay is running North Korea, you
know, And sorry I can't why why

699
00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:20.559
you know? It just bothers me. And I've now made this point twenty

700
00:46:20.599 --> 00:46:22.719
times, so this is the last
time I'm going to make this point.

701
00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:25.000
But like, why does Chay and
the show runner, the two non binary

702
00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:28.920
people, why do they have to
both be assholes? Right? And Rock?

703
00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:32.320
Who's Charlotte? Right? Non binary
child? Okay, so now we're

704
00:46:32.320 --> 00:46:37.000
almost done, So now we're going. Now they've gone to Lozette's design show

705
00:46:37.039 --> 00:46:39.159
whatever Lozette is, I guess jewelry
designer and stuff. Yeah, you need

706
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:44.960
to explain this, okay, yeah, oh yeah, Okay. There's a

707
00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:47.000
person pretending to be like a bus
boy or a waiter, but he's a

708
00:46:47.039 --> 00:46:52.920
thief. He's really a thief and
he's stealing jewels and they don't seem that

709
00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:58.280
concerned about it. To be honest, what's going on with this? What's

710
00:46:58.320 --> 00:47:01.840
he's like taking the stuff and then
then he then he holds them up.

711
00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:07.480
He says, give me, give
me your necklaces, and that's when they

712
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:12.199
get upset. Well, specifically Carrie's
necklace, because it's her Carrie necklace that

713
00:47:12.280 --> 00:47:15.719
we've had since season one of the
show. So she doesn't want to that's

714
00:47:15.719 --> 00:47:20.159
her identity. But yeah, she
doesn't care that her best friend Wase and

715
00:47:20.199 --> 00:47:23.320
we never hear about all her diamonds
are being stolen. She's not really gonna

716
00:47:23.360 --> 00:47:28.039
She's like, that's weird, should
we okay? But no, please don't

717
00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:34.119
take my Carrie necklace. So then
and Seema doesn't is not like, doesn't

718
00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:37.440
care at all what's happening. Well, she takes out of what we think

719
00:47:37.519 --> 00:47:39.360
is a gun, right, doesn't
care because she pulls out a gun,

720
00:47:39.400 --> 00:47:42.679
but it turns out it's not a
gun, your guys, it's just a

721
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:45.480
lighter. But the guy thinks it's
a gun and it's also a weird way

722
00:47:45.519 --> 00:47:47.840
to you know, they do that, and then she just carry yells I

723
00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:53.119
have COVID and everyone runs, including
the thief who gets away. I did

724
00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:57.559
not understand this scene at all.
I made a note for myself, asks

725
00:47:57.599 --> 00:48:01.079
Cecily to please explain what happened?
What was the point of this? There

726
00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:05.480
was no point, nothing good happened, like they never got the jewels back,

727
00:48:05.559 --> 00:48:07.599
like Carrie did not care about the
other stuff being they just wanted this

728
00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:12.440
guy away so that she yelled out
of COVID so he'd run off. Although

729
00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:14.159
I guess for a second he was
like, no, I cut it out,

730
00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:16.400
give me your stuff. She's like
no. Then that's actually when when

731
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:20.119
Sema pulls out the gun, that's
when he runs. But they didn't yell

732
00:48:20.199 --> 00:48:22.840
like hey he's stolen the stuff,
or give the stuff back or anything,

733
00:48:23.159 --> 00:48:27.800
pretend to hold him at gunpoint long
enough that security can come get him exactly.

734
00:48:27.920 --> 00:48:30.039
Know, they just wanted him to
get away from them. They just

735
00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:35.800
I mean, it was such a
weird move, I thought. So then

736
00:48:35.840 --> 00:48:38.840
it goes We're going to go back
to her to Zette, but Miranda gets

737
00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:43.199
home. Brady is just being a
nightmare. Although I have been hard on

738
00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:45.119
Brady, he's not my favorite,
but like I guess we were all like

739
00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:50.760
that, we all had that breakup. Yeah, but then he's going to

740
00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:53.199
get bad again. So like we
could feel bad for him for one minute,

741
00:48:53.280 --> 00:48:57.800
but he's just to spoiled brat.
So yeah, no, he's being

742
00:48:57.840 --> 00:49:00.400
an asshole, like he's just a
nightmare to her, her whole life as

743
00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:05.559
a nightmare. Yeah. So then
okay, so oh yes, Seema is

744
00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:07.480
driving somewhere in a cab or something. I don't remember exactly, but she

745
00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:14.679
sees her burkin. You guys,
the birkin's just there, just laying street,

746
00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:20.559
Yeah, laying up like in pretty
plain sight. But she bends down

747
00:49:20.559 --> 00:49:22.320
to like petted dog, looks over
and it's like, there's her birkin,

748
00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:28.039
her twenty twenty to sixty thousand dollars
birkin. So there it is. We're

749
00:49:28.039 --> 00:49:30.920
good there, that all got wrapped
up. That's great. Then Lizette is

750
00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:34.360
so sad. That's the one we
don't. You're probably go on, who

751
00:49:34.400 --> 00:49:37.039
is that again? That's a sad
lady. Yeah, and she's in bed.

752
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:39.519
She can't get you out of your
bed because all her stuff got stolen.

753
00:49:39.800 --> 00:49:44.400
So Carrie somehow has a guess a
key to her house. Oh yeah,

754
00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:45.599
she does have a key. They
made that a thing last year.

755
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:49.119
She's a key. She comes in, she's like, I know, it's

756
00:49:49.159 --> 00:49:51.239
so sad, and all of a
sudden they're so close. She's like,

757
00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:53.000
can I lay in bed with you? Yeah? And why does why does

758
00:49:53.079 --> 00:50:00.639
Lisette have this huge apartment. I
don't understand. She's a struggling jewel redesigner

759
00:50:00.679 --> 00:50:04.880
that doesn't have any kind of distribution
and she only has the designs that she

760
00:50:05.000 --> 00:50:08.760
made. She's got nothing to her
name, but she's got her bedroom is

761
00:50:08.760 --> 00:50:13.920
bigger than my bedroom. I mean, what does she do for a living?

762
00:50:14.119 --> 00:50:15.559
I don't know. Maybe she's like
a trust funder, I don't know,

763
00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:20.119
but she comes. They're so close, even though it's like it's gonna

764
00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:22.000
be we'll lay in bed and then
maybe we'll get out of bed tomorrow.

765
00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:24.880
I would think it'd be girl so
great if they just made out. I'd

766
00:50:24.920 --> 00:50:31.400
make that the show. They should
make out. Yes, yes, that's

767
00:50:31.440 --> 00:50:36.679
what I think. Girl. Okay, So then so then Carrie makes it

768
00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:39.400
through. She goes and reads her
book and she makes it through, and

769
00:50:39.440 --> 00:50:45.119
then Seema and Carrie are out again. Because these people are always fucking out

770
00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:49.280
having drinks constantly. This is not
how people in their fifties live their lives.

771
00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:55.000
Every night. They're out having drinks
every single night, not every single

772
00:50:55.119 --> 00:51:02.320
night, but okay, all right, Well they meet some Australian guys and

773
00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:06.599
Karrie gets COVID the end. I
love that I did like that they're like

774
00:51:06.639 --> 00:51:07.760
and just like that, I got
COVID. I thought that was kind of

775
00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:12.440
funny, also kind of fucked up, Like how many of them did she

776
00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:14.639
sleep with? She like bangs all
of it. What if they're like and

777
00:51:14.679 --> 00:51:17.000
just like that, I banged every
guy at the table. Oh my god.

778
00:51:17.039 --> 00:51:23.039
The next episode is so bad.
I know that because I think we've

779
00:51:23.079 --> 00:51:27.719
done enough here. Yes, we've
done enough damage to our psyches. All

780
00:51:27.760 --> 00:51:29.519
right, Yeah, No, it's
tough. I'm gonna try to get it

781
00:51:29.519 --> 00:51:36.400
together. I might take like a
i don't know, at a van something

782
00:51:36.440 --> 00:51:38.000
to get me in a calmer place
the next time I watched. Yeah,

783
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:42.400
I'm just like that good idea.
All right, everybody, thanks for listening.

784
00:51:42.519 --> 00:51:46.880
Love you see day Here for episode
four. Hi, Hi,