All right, let's start at the end. We have the one, the
only, the other, the real, the real Polly Dartner. Melissa MacArthur
please introduce your Hi. I'm Melissa MacArthur. I'm the associate publisher at Falstaff
Books. So you know the Walden books, all the books you're supposed to
be buying. Um, and I'm playing Polly. Who did we let out
next to her? Hey, everybody. I'm Emily Kaplan. I write under
I'm Kaplain. I write Josie Tucker Mysteries. I write The Secret of the
Old Cock and a couple other shingles. I am Claudia, who our Lovely
Lady of Lays, the Lovely Lady of Later Late Live, the Lovely Larry
of the Lovely Lady of Layers, and the Later Lady Restart Rachel. Sorry,
I don't know where the power button is. We all know this.
Who was next? Come on? Save me missing, Save baby. I'm
Missy Massey. I am the author of the Madchestral series of pirate fantasy adventures.
Yes I said series, because book two is out and it is in
the bookstore. Go buy it so I don't have to take all those books
home. And today I am playing the cheerful, sun drenched cleric Malibu.
I've seen most of you this weekend already, But in case you don't know,
I'm Teresa Glover. I'm an author and editor at Falstaff Books and the
head book Bitch in the bookstore. So come see me. Give me your
money. I will give you books in exchange. I write the Caitlin Kelly
Monster Hunter series, which is also in there, and you should get some
because I don't have a lot of room in my car to take all that
show home and what else. Oh yeah, I'm Ella. As you can
see, my perception rules aren't that great in real life either. I was
about to say you're a bit on Brander. I guess that just leaves me
the admiral of the asshole Armada herself. I am Rachel, but most of
you know me as r. E. Car, author of the Rules Undying
series. I slummed it with a certain Rick gual Terry and wrote the False
Icon series. My latest book, The Accidental Summonar, which these lovely ladies
help published, is totally in the bookstore. Please buy it because I have
to fly to Boston and I don't want to pay the overweight carry on charge.
So when last we left before you began, I think you need a
visit. Oh my god, ohe oh I talent the taste of testerros.
Oh, there's even lime, as long as we don't have to smell testers.
Dear lord. They gave us alcohol, and now I have to start.
But yes, and more alcohol. Yeah, but it's but it's mixed
with juice, so it's like breakfast. Yes, that's my breakfast. Yes,
it's damn tasty. So when last we left our intrepid adventures, everything's
fine, right, everything's fine, fine, fine, Yeah, Polly's not
transparent anymore, and I'm not made of sponge sugar. So I'm feeling like
we're doing d percent right now. But you kind of all woke up in
a donkey cart with a creepy fifteen year old who's crushing on Claudia. Um,
it's Tuesday, it is I thought you said it was Saturday. Use
your name? So confused. Also, we need to give it up real
quick before we begin our honorary honey the Badger bit. We gave him an
in depth character bio. He's making us look good, so please everyone love
on the Badger, but don't feed him and don't stand behind it either.
But yes, yes, oh you're finally awake. What's that? But it's
a badger and a wife beater? Oh no, no, no, no,
I got a really bad feeling about this. Okay, Malibu is climbing
behind Polly. He kind of looks at everyone. He puts, puts a
pink slip down on the ground, grabs elizabetheh no, and then poof.
They will vanish as soon as my mouse works, son of a bitch.
Well, we're having just everyone use your imagination as Elizabeth and the wear badger
and a wife beater go poof, leaving only a pink slip of paper on
the ground where they once clearly stood. A pink slip. It's pink,
it's pink. Does this mean that we have to go find her and get
her pregnant? Does Ella even notice the pink slip? Look they vanished?
I noticed something? Yes, you do see the pink slip of paper?
Would you like to read it? Yes? I wiss. The HR Department
from the Salon, dated twenty something years ago, has asked Elizabetha to testify
for Tim's Section ual Harassment UM in how session. She will be back as
soon as the lawyers are done. Oh Jesus, oh dear, are we
going to live that long? But yeah, it was a it was dated
kind of nine months before Polly was born. Well done, done done,
and he just got to you guys now, man, hr is slow.
It's the legal system. Maybe that explains why the paper's pink. Oh yeah,
it's a gender. There is also a summons on the ground for a
paternity suit for one fan Dingo the Fantastical A Tuesday Pork the Paladin Save the
Bar. Well, okay, so you're on a cart. There's the guy
who's looking at you like you finally woke up. You you passed out at
the bar, and the pirates said that there was no consent, so we
had to take you outside. So wait what, Well, no one.
They didn't want anyone to take advantage of you, because pirates even they take
treasure, but they don't take women. They take the treasure that they don't
take the booty, not without consent. Okay kind of pirates are these positive
masculinity. They met this barbarian once and he taught them the way. But
yeah, so you guys have been like passed out for a full eight hours
you've actually gotten a long rest so you can finally restoring your God damn spells.
I can do shit again. It only took an entire season to get
through a day. Hey, at least it wasn't a well yet. That's
cool and all. But what am I wearing? You are back in your
layers and you have your hat. And guess what you have in your pocket?
Yes? That powder that smells like band aids, taste the Peppie power?
Yes? Well then all right, so what about the orb? Oh,
it's back in your pocket. You're not lyne your ell. That's yeah,
your orb is back. You are in the real world now. I
don't know who reality is anymore, but I'll pull out the ORB and give
it a good shake and see if I can activate this thing, because I'm
sure as hell don't remember. How do we have to ask you a question?
Help? Help? I need a hero. Oh God, I'm and
they've got to be strong and they have to go to be reasonable day rates
meal, Wait on mel Hell, okay, y'all, it's a kitty.
Where is it? It's not just any kitty, it's an eaty bitty kitty
person. Oh do we need to stage an intervention before we lose Polly.
Here, please, I need help. I need so much help. I
also haven't been to the letter box in about fifteen hours, so please can
someone help? I need a hero or five? We have to say,
is the kitty in the orb? No, the kitty's not on the orb.
The kitty interrupted before you could do anything with the orb. Okay,
okay, I was gonna say, because we totally got to break that orb.
Where's the kittie? The kitty? Look, it is right in front
of you, in front of Malibu. Oh, she takes one look at
at your attire. He goes, Sharon, kitty, could here come here?
Oh please? Oh thank goodness. I have been traveling for fifteen hours
and I haven't used the litter mox. And we're in so much trouble.
We have been in vain and our temple grounds have been in vaded. Our
island is in trouble. The Bruskies are here. Not the Bruskies, Yes,
yelled, we've we've got to help the kittie. Yes, it has
come from sharing it want it? Okay? Excuse me? Hey, hey,
holy fun Wait what is that cat talking? Yes? It is a
cat person? Whoa I'm not holding a kittie cat. It is a tough
backseat. It is it is a humanoid kitty in a hat. The cats
don't always talk to you. No, that is that is your special gift,
my darling. Que We don't have much time. We don't have much
time. I don't know what to do. We will help you. We
will help you. That is what we did. We help right references Um
talk to the badger. The badger Ella will just pull out her squirrel of
pedigree and like flap it in front of her. This is this is a
reference enough? Really, I mean, let's be real. You're related to
a queen, yes, and royalty. Yes, queens are royalty. Not
this one. He's just gonna give her a sneer, put her pedigree away.
Not worth my time. All kiddies are worth your time. But yes,
but okay, so so you you will help save us. We don't
know. They have threatened a brunami. What's a brunami? You don't know.
Our enemies, the Church of the brew they they have threatened to throw
a grand holy cag upon our rounds. They got booted by the quarrag people,
and they took over our garden and made it a beer garden. We
can totally fix this. We shall make it a lady garden. Will it
be a well trimmed lady garden? Oh? Yeah, have you seen us?
Yeah, but a lady garden is only good if it is well used.
But don't worry about that. We have the kiddie. Yeah. Well,
why do you have a bear on your head? Hey? Cat person?
Is your hat removable? Most hats are removable. I met this tortoise
guy. Apparently his show wasn't removable. She pulls her little hat thing back
and goes, yes, it comes up. There is a sage. There
is the Sage budd the Wiser of the cult. We could reason with,
but now he is he is so hungover that no one can reach him.
And without his guidance, we are afraid that the evil other factions will take
over, and then they will cause the brunami. Please please help us,
but we need a hangover cure. I was told there was a merchant in
this town who might have it. Her name is Katerina. Oh wed her
you have, you have? You must take me to her. We must
find her, because if we cannot save but the Wiser his paladin, but
the light will run rampant. Well, we can't have that. Okay,
take me, take me this Katerina. Um, does anybody remember which way
Katerina's stall was? Yeah, it's good behind us over here, somewhere like
over Yes, it is over there. Yeah alrighty, then so you like
to hit she she will follow, y'all. Yeah, Ella's gonna walk over
here. And the excitement of real time moving tokens without mice. Wait,
we're on a cart and we're walking. I've jumped off, I've just follow.
Yeah, I get popped off. The donkeys are still sleeping off the
cocaine. You need to walk And Okay, but I was told to get
five, five mighty heroes, and I only see four of you. Every
time you see you, say lady, I snicker, Yeah, because pretty
much Ella is the only one that said anywhere close to lady. Well,
I mean, we've got a badger. Doesn't that make five? The badger
sentient? Badger's not a beaver kind of Well, what are we gonna do?
I was told taking five heroes? What will we do? Well,
let's deal with the Katina thing first. Okay, maybe Katerina knows a hero.
That's possible. We can ask yes, you arrive at the potion dealer.
They are in much disarray and panicking as you see the guy behind the
counter going, oh my god, oh my god, what are we gonna
do? What are we gonna do? Where's that Katerina chick? She disappeared?
Crap? She would have kidnapped by a bunch of guys with cans.
Well, at least it wasn't a badger in a wife beater or like we
made a six pack of not jugs cans. The ones with jugs came yesterday
and didn't kidnap anybody. Well they did, but just no one who worked
here. Okay, was it a six pack of hands? No, it
was an eight pack. It was quite pleasant. So what are we gonna
do? All right, we're gonna find Katarina. Let's let's start there at
least, because then we won't forget what we're doing. But I need five.
Please, if anyone out there who can help, anyone, anyone,
anyone, anyone, A totally random person from the mob has appeared. There's
a mob. Would you introduce yourself totally random person to a cat person?
Vogel? Oh no, I am Gigi. I hear you need a helo
I happen to think I am very heelic. But don't you surrender at the
earliest opportunity. You're not a shot. Very nice to bring up the infanol
balls in a pleasant company. Besides, have you watched the news lately that
they're not surrendering to anybody? They're being the hell? Queue up now?
So that was like a five teen time thing. Okay, okay, one,
tully four, five, I have extra tolls, so so I could
go to six, but I think we're okay for now a bag six so
so yes, this, uh, this little Tvacci has actually extra fingers on
her paw. Sheaves, so she's so she's a polydactyl. To Vacci,
try saying that a probably adult Baxi who you've never gotten her name, but
she is there, but she is with us always in this game. Well,
okay, what do you do? I haven't do whatever you want?
What do you pay? Do you know where the litter boxes? I mean?
Is it not a beach? Is that like you can just like dig
in the sand? Excuse me, t talk amongst yourselves and the beach the
litter box of the people. I can I follow the kiddie? Can I
don't really want to follow the kiddie while it's why do you want to watch
people pee? And what the kiddie person? I mean, we all like
Katie's I assume who are you at the gig? You can call me Gigi.
It is a short name just for my friends. So I have decided
that we are friends. Congratulations on your upgrade from strangers. We have been
adopted friend. Who are you? I mean, I don't really need your
names. I could just point, but it seems a little rude. Again,
Ella will pull out her degree of her pedigree and just flap it at
her. You don't need to know more than my name is Ella. Congratulations.
I'm sorry, I'm not reading all of that. That's fine. I
did my time in school. I am not reading again. And Malibu,
Hi, I'm Polly. Can we be besties? Of course? Yea,
you already have me as Gigi. So therefore it is decided tremble before the
great and mighty Brew. My head is mighty, my phone is eternal,
the great Tunomi the brun army shall be brought forth when the Sunds fall trouble
and be inebriated. Did you get that scent from the beach? Because that
is a litter box day. I'm an omnimpertuent bru God, I will not
laugh at such crass humor, such crap humor, you mean, I am
serious. You must all fish the hop monster. Nothing can't stop the destruction.
You are all dunny. The hot monster is at a bunny. Oh
that would be very good. I like buy they do it, they do
that. I won't say the word. It is very hard hard for me.
What did I miss? What did I miss? The little there's anny?
Someone collected your little box and and made like a little or not thing.
By the way, would the unruly mob please keep a one hour timer
just in case this cheap hourglass really is litter box. I'm I'm I'm confused,
but I mean not my normal level of confusion. This is like an
extra super layer of confusion. So, um, was the voice just then?
Was it coming from a bunny or was it coming from the sky?
It was coming from everywhere, Okay, so it might have been both a
bunny and the sky. It was a sky bunny. It was great.
I was I was lost from okay. So this was just a voice we
heard from the sky announcing its supremacy over us all. Yeah, it was
like a fairsome face in the clouds, but I don't think anybody was actually
looking. No, we were, they pay attention, we were walking.
We want I thought maybe this was like Zardas. I watched Zardas the other
week and it was very weird and strange, and so I am not putting
on that outfit for this game. That's now we have to find Katerina and
the inevitable bunny Monster. There's a funny monster. That's what they call it,
a hot monster. We are assuming, I mean no, y'all,
it's the great hots is what she used to make beer. Oh, it's
it's like a it's like a beer, a monster who drinks beer Wednesday as
wine. I don't know the ritual will start. Are we all doomed?
Are they going to summon the brunami? Not not yet, but they're they're
going to, they just haven't yet. That's what the timer don't voist in
the cowds said that, Yeah, going to the Lida box or no timer,
it's counting down to the bu ha too? Not do you mean a
lozenge that's spelled with a J. I refuse to write things down as when
we how are we gonna find or what are we gonna do? I'm a
can't. I can't make decisions like job. It's okay, it's okay,
and I'm petting, okay, all right? Here want a tree? Yes,
okay, here's a treat. I don't know what it is. What
oh, please don't say it was the unidentified dumpling. No no, no,
no, no no no, It's something from my rations whatever, whatever
was in my rations. They will probably take one bite of it. Look
at you, just very derisively eat it and then say I will want more
in fifteen minutes, of course you will. Kitty lady, kitty lady,
what are we supposed to call you? Because I don't think kitty ladies?
Probably what you want to be called. My name is Luna, Luna,
Luna. I live on the second floor. That is fucking precious. I'm
not precious. I'm a fearsome accolade of serenay. You are terrifying, shareny,
because we don't want to say, huh. You can be cute as
hell and terrifying. You can be cute and terrifying. Yea, yes,
just get people to rub your tummy and then you can and then you fuck
him up. Yes, the tummy always a trap. I learned that as
a kitten. Exactly. See you go, oh, I'm so cute in
enothing. Okay, okay, I can do that, baby. Well,
they've set up in our garden. They've made it a beer garden. We
could go there and maybe they can help us, because if I can't find
a hangover here, we're never going to get past. I mean, not
cut poison in his hangover, not just poison, because they not just like
slap them silly and be like be healed by the name of my God.
You beach first, look here clerics. Okay, No, it is magical
brew. It can only apparently be dispelled by this one herb. And they
said that someone here had it. It's very convenience. What is the herb?
Where's that? An old guy? Wasn't his name? Herb? It
is ground him up, ground him and pound him. You can pound him.
I don't day should should we should? Should we try? Yes?
Actually gonna go someplace other than this stupid shopping mall? Yes, yes,
if we must be sure, Yes, you're actually gonna leave this and there's
no badger I dream of leaving the shopping area. Okay, we can do
this. You just gonna have to. Haven't we got a cart? Yes?
But yes, the donkeys are stones. I think the donkeys are dead.
They are just like like I don't got to be Let's see, I
must have a spell. Something'll wake him up. Are you going to give
the donkeys cocaine? Again? Maybe? Why do I everybody get aboard first?
Okay, whole animal handling? Seat belts on seat belts? What is
a seatbelt? Claudia rules are nine? Is anyone going to help give cocaine
to the donkeys? No? I am going to watch. No. I
saw what happened last time. I could cast haste on the donkeys. I
don't know if it would help anything. Then it would be dead and fast.
We don't need fast zombies. Well, I can't animate the dead.
So if they are actually dead, then I can just be like, wake
up, you listen to me now, and then they will do stuff.
But if they're not dead, I cannot do that. I mean I can,
but that spells generally round upon in polite society because it makes people do
things that are bad. I mean, anyway, don't listen to me.
I have done that. It involves jail time. The donkeys actually do get
a bit hot. They are ready to go. Please, everyone, just
make a simple deck check to get in the cart in one piece before the
donkeys race to the next island. There is a bridge. Don't worry,
they're not swimming. I have a feeling we should have gotten in the cart
before. Probably. Yeah, that would have been smart, wouldn't it.
But we'll elimate it in that one. Did I get in? You just
have to beat a ten? Okay? I did? I'm in? Did
everyone beat a ten? So far? If my kiaka sheet will cooperate,
I will let you know. But for now I'm going to You can roll
a D twenty if you need to. I don't know if that will go
any better given yesterdays. Oh that's a ten exact. By some grace of
Charonnay, everyone got in the cocaine fuel donkey guard in time. Who who?
It's happening, guys, it's actually happening. They are changing maps without
a fart involved. Good a calamity Jane's first for season two. We did
it. Oh my god, the map actually changed. I should probably go
there all right then, Well, after an incredibly fast journey involving some incredibly
piped up donkeys who now need a long rest to do anything. They are
currently sleeping it off in a haystack outside. That's will You enter an island
and with a beautiful statue of charney, all full of sunshine and light,
and you smell vomit. Oh this is not going to do at all.
It is supposed to smell like flowers and cotton, candy and sunshine. Here
now it smells like sadness and testosterone. No, we get that world already
been there. I don't smell anything. It smells like Tuesday, Claudia,
it smells like Tuesday. Well, then, as I said, you have
entered a lively, happy little garden full of inebriated people. You don't see
any of the acolytes of Charnay and Una. Luna is kind of like,
are we too late? Look all these people. I don't know who any
of them are. Help You don't know any of these at all? Well,
some of them might have been around town, but they just try to
pet me and condescend. Where is do I know the Do I know this
temple at all? Have you ever left the shopping village on your island voluntarily?
Before we got on the ship at the very beginning. Yes, well,
you just wrecked on this island. This is like a little archipelago,
so this is your first time actually checking in with your own church. But
I might have heard of this one before. Did you ask anybody about it?
Yes? Are you sure? To the DM who took notes and was
here for everything. No, I asked them about it before we started recording
our adventures, before we got on the ship. But I had a life
before I got on the ship to bullshit your kind hundred episodes? Yes,
yeah, y'all heard those right, See they heard it. Did anyone hear
her actually asking about the temple in the first one hundred episodes? The mob?
But the mob will decide did she come? I don't believe a drunken
mob roll for me? Thank you for trying? What am I rolling?
What am I rolling? Religion? Make a religion checks? You have no
fucking clue about your own church? Okay, I'm a cleric, I'm not
a con artist. So I tried. I mean it does look like the
kind of island location the Temple of Charnet, so we don't get sued,
but would actually have set up I mean, all the could your months are
there you can see the statue, but somebody has put a keg on either
side of her in the center of the garden. See, if it didn't
smell so bad, she wouldn't mind this at all because parties and drinking and
stuff. That's fun for us. But it's just beer smells so bad.
There there is a lot of beer, and there's a lot of beer.
There is also there was an old sign all but it has been defamed and
broken, and all you can see on one side is the taste of and
the other has testeros. They have defamed the ivory talon sign. Okay,
this is not going to stand, y'all. Y'all this this cannot stand.
This sign um No, okay, I can fire balls a whole thing and
we can just stop from scratch. You do realize there's a great deal of
combustible Oh I absolutely do. Yea, that's the point. But you are
surrounded by this combustible alcohol vapor. Just it is thick. I am resistant
to fire. I do not care. I'm not. That's that's a new
problem, I said, I guess biable. That's how big it's the room.
They always wait till the DM is drinking of course, of course,
that's the best time. Yet there are people. There are also the other
word things. Everyone roll perception please but who and you know what? Because
want to feeling spicy? Go ahead and roll for initiative, just so I
can get you in an order. Okay, something is wrong with the world
because Ella Rolda twenty whoa, whoa. The end times have arrived. We
are in the upside down. Did everyone click on their token before checking initiative?
Yes, some one person didn't. I know I'm not buyout. I
miss my extra monitor. I know we're all like we're playing. I can't
get to my I don't So if you didn't click on your toe before roll
against, you get in the in the turn order. I see, Ella,
I see Cloudia. I see. This is something that guys have not
successfully done for how many years? All right? Everyone who made their perception
role of fifty? Oh my god, it's the end times. Ella.
You notice something? Holy shit, there's some rich people at these tables.
Some of them look like they might even be worth talking to. Thus you
notice that around the beer enhanced statue of Charonay and this central flower garden that
has been trampled and vomited in multiple times. There are three archery targets.
There is also a whole roasting pig that smells much better than the rest of
the entire garden. And there's a table with shots on it, but on
the table with shots are all is also a crossbow, but there is no
ammunition for it. Okay, that is what you have noticed so far.
There's also an old dude sort of passed out on a table, very drunk.
Okay, not that that's such really, it's just that he's wearing like
these holy looking robes. He is. He's right there if you can see
the little bing bing bing. There's also in front of the pig a very
evil looking person with a black cloak with a red lining who is occasionally twirling
her mustache. Mh, does she look rich. She looks plebian, but
she does have some nice rings in her in her beard. Dwarfs. Man,
don't judge. Okay, Luna, do you know where the hostess mother
of this temple? It might be right now, she's supposed to be here.
They're look at all these people, they're drinking. I don't know what
to do. I'm gonna panic. I'm gonna room myself while you'll figure out
what we're supposed to do? What? Wait before you go? What is
the hostess mother's name? Mistress? Okay, hey, hey, you and
the ugly cloak, You and the ugly cloak. Hey hey hey, shut
up, shut up. You don't even do it good? What you don't
even do it good? If you're going to evil laugh, you have to
let go from the diaph m. She's not wrong, yeah, ye,
not that far into the dit. If you puke on me, I will
kill you. You will come on stop us. The Bruskies are here.
Yes, unconsciously drunk. I'm very scared. You will never have a stop
us. We have it all within our temple. A. You're going to
go your name? Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah blah, blace us
to hear about it. She vanishes in a puff of beer. You on
fire because it's so quick, it did catch on fire. So for once,
a non badger fart was witnessed in in the Calamity Janes. Okay,
just because I'm curious, what color is beer fire? Beer fart fire?
Beer fart fire is a north normal reddish color. Okay, well, you
know, if you have an if you have a plum pudding at Christmas and
you light the brandy. It's blue. So I didn't know if beer farts
were not brandy or pudding beforehand. Okay, but maybe some pineapples. All
right, what do y'all do? We are in initiative order, so we
are going to start with maala. I hate going first. Um you rolled
well, bitch made me. I'm gonna try to I'm going to start asking
around and try to find the hostess mother of this temple, where she might
be if anybody seems to know or remember or who are first At the table,
there is a woman with a billow on her head and a bow,
and a guy who is a little haffling who is doing this hand motion and
nursing a larger than average bottle. I'm heading for a pillow bow lady.
She seems slightly less harmless than this the hafling. Hey, Hello, how's
it going? Oh it's very I'm very confused. This used to be the
temple of Sharon. A dude, it's gonna be the most rock and keggars
going down. I'm about three in that many. This is great. Sometimes
when I sneeze, I levitate, who are you? Oh? Or do
you do want to take my order? I want one more of this special
levitates slightly as she sneezes, because I can't sneeze on a camera. Actually,
do you know where the hostess mother of the temple went? The person
I took my dream? Thanks, went that way? Okay, I will
go that way, all right? Ella ella, ella, Hey, what
are you doing? Um? I'm gonna go talk to the this guy over
here and just like poke at him and henna wake him up. He is
most hungover. He is like, yeah, bevan at the end of con
Yeah, I don't care. It's non responsive. Kick him in the butt
non responsive. Well shit, um, I guess let me look and look
around and see if I can find anybody else who might be make a perception
check again. Can't strike twice, can it? No? Nope, nope
restored. The apocalypse has been averted. You're welcome as you're staying there.
A very buff man with a logo you don't quite recognize and a sword and
shield her. Why do you bother the sage budd the Wiser? Oh,
he needs his rest before the great cleansing of the brunami, all will fall
before the foam. This Kegar shall be remembered till the end of days and
those red assholes will pay for kicking us out. Blomb lam lamlah and the
Kirkland we defeated, then, as we defeated the Foster Clan and the Red
Stripe Guild, all perish before the Mighty Bud the light order. Do I
look like I work here? Of course not? Damn all right, ELL's
going to go back and tell the rest of these fools who but the wiser
is He's that drunk dude passed down on the table. Claudia BARRELLI power.
So so let me get this straight. We are in a crowd of a
temple of very rich people, and most of them are drunk. That is
absolutely correct. Claudia is going to go to the pasted out guy and um
try to see PI has any pockets. The pasted out guy, I should
note, is in a very simple robe with a etched emblem of a can
on his back. It's tattered on the edges and looks like he may be
a poor and humble man of the church. She's gonna check his pockets,
yeah, because aaronnais not into the poorness. She's into into gold and glitters
and all that. So it's probably got something hidden. Go ahead, give
you in the sky know is it sleight of hand or do you have another
steel shit skill that you would like to use? Use sleight of hand?
Eighteen You discover a small packet of some tablets that look like they might be
some sort of medicine. Claudie is gonna need to go to rehab. But
but and a few like scraps of pocket lint. She'll take the tablets.
Okay, you have taken an old, passed out man's heart medicine. It
is so on brand it hurts anything else, lovely lady of layers? Well,
does he have anything removable on his clothes or no? His hood is
indeed attached to his robes. Okay, all right, that's it? Okay,
what ho? Why are you visiting? Are you here to get the
wisdom of Bud the Wiser? Even in his unconsciousness, dusky not exude the
power of the broom? Who was that? That was Bud the Light?
I assume you said you went to the stage looking guy that was passed out,
right, because you're standing next to the really hyper hafling O. Where's
the stage guy? That guy there, the one who has the axe?
Because I couldn't find a guy in a robe keep table. The other table.
This guy, this guy, this guy. Guy. They do not
notice you pickpocketing though, because he is still a drunk paladin. They all
would like to me. She wasn't paying attention to what he said again on
brand. He assumes that you are indeed absorbing the wisdom of the past.
Out drunk guy. Absolutely, you would make a fine acolyte. I know.
Do you have those layers so that if you vomit you are still prepared
for the day. Okay, to our flock. Would you like to teach
your symposium to our flock? Okay, go forth and check with the mistress
of orders. She will set you up on stage and you may educate us
all on layering for vomitsh reduction. This is awesome. Actually has been recruited.
And I thought Silas was bad? Anything else where is the stage?
Is that in the center? But yeah, there's there are some steps leading
up to a statue, and they have put extra kegs there. He was
pointing roughly towards this lady down here when he said to the mistress of the
orders, Okay, she'll wait till the next turn. Okay, Polly,
So the little sparkly line that leads to the order. Lady, Ah,
there are sparkles. Please please roll a perception. It is even with that,
you know? Yeah, there is sort of a sparkling line that looks
like it may have been drawn by an inebriated person attempting to make it straight.
Can I go and follow it? Sure? There is a woman standing
on it? Oh? Hello, are you here for the brunami? Yes?
Actually, oh God, please help yourself to the sacred Brew. It
is an altering experience, if you know what I mean. I don't need
any altering. I'm good. Oh, but it is most delightful. What't
you have experienced the joy of the Brew? Real life feels so mundane.
It truly brings enlightenment and closer to our divine realm of alcoholism. Do you
have kiddies in that realm? We see all manner of animals. One person
jock of the Brew, and was followed by a clouder of kittens for a
week. God, Now I'm gonna take a drink. Is anybody surprised?
All right? Are you you're going to She points to the table. Are
you going to take one of the row of shots on the table? Yeah?
Like three of them. You can only take one at a time.
Okay, could be rude otherwise okay, all right, you are going you
would like to drink one? Yes? Could I please have a D one
hundred and a constitution safe? Oh? Dear um? Okay, oh okay,
Well you are a bard, so you're just mildly tipsy. But now,
for some reason, the concept of seven is inconceivable. It's math to
skip it. Don't. However, once you have taken that drink, a
cross bowl bolt appears on the table next to the crossbow. Oh, I'm
gonna take it. Okay, but something has happened. You are mildly drunk
and no longer understand the concept of seven. Please keep that in mind for
the rest of the game. Okay, So, now can I take a
crossbow too? Like? Because that looks kind of fun. That also means
anytime you roll a seven you must reroll for anything. Okay, okay,
okay, all right, what are you talking about? The number between six
and eight? There isn't one exactly doesn't exist. Everyone make her count to
ten for the rest of con I. Well, then the number of the
counting shall be not seven. You will also stand as you win the crossbow
bowl appears. Also, the line on the ground those little sparkles flashes into
a bright, squiggly solid line. I've seen the light. You have seen
the light? Would you like to do anything else? Can I follow the
squiggly line? It literally just goes back and forth in front of those tables.
Yeah, that's fine. Okay, Gee, oh my god, I
just realized an initiative. We're pretty much almost going exactly down the table.
This is brilliant. That's okay. Okay, So Bud the Light, I
would like to use message, okay, and send him a message teleport the
message? Are you sending to Bud the Light? Um? Hey, hello,
it is me your God. Um, you should stop doing this here.
This is a DC's defung Shi is very bad. And the moons are
in the wrong position, um for a boo seeing and and you really should
move it to a different location. Because I am your God, and that
is what I say. You can reply to this message, but only the
one. Don't get annoying one. Okay, that's it. That's all you
got. One. Why do I try and communicate? Did my God drink
the brew? I've heard of this effect. Even God can be affected.
This brew is magical. I must take another of drink. Why do I
even trying to talk to people? People of the West disgusting? I admire
the effort, just to know bug the light takes a drink and now has
dogo ears and a tail coming out of his arm. Now see the last
time that I did something like this and they talked me into consuming something,
I turned in the cotton candy. So no, no, Well, since
I did not successfully pull off pull off pretending to be God, I guess
I'm gonna wander towards the Mistress of ceremonies or whatever the mistress of orders say,
Yo, yeah too? Would you like to partake? The Brew is
wonderful. It expands the ball. No, I don't shut up. Thank
you you listen? Oh I thought, okay, thank you You're my new
favorite because my duty to listen to all, even if they are horribly disguided.
Friend, Okay, wasn't I I am infan? No? That is
it difference? Um, okay, if you have to listen to leave,
you said you have to listen to leave. You can see if anyone else
has an order, please help yourself to the brew. It is mind scrumbble.
Probably English. Okay, she's gonna wander around. She's gonna take this
guy's order. Alrighty, then we are back to Malabou. There's a lot
of cups around. Um did Polly, did you tell anyone what you did?
No? Oh? Okay, but she's but we see her walking up
and down the glitter path, back and forth. That's really not all that.
That's not normal, not really. No. The only thing is you're
not following a cat. And so I am a little confused because this behavior
generally accompany's a cat sighting. And you know who's a cat? I don't
see it, though, I will tell you this is a potential for a
cat. So, but no, Paul's gonna drink. She's gonna take her
clothes off, isn't she? Me? Oh dear, what do you?
Okay? So apparently the the Holy Mistress, um, the host Mother is
somewhere this direction. Maybe, so I'm going to walk to let's see how
many I can go, six of them. You may also make a perception
check or investigation if you're really searching and doing nothing else. This turn.
Okay, Well, I'm moving up to that table where I just moved to,
and you are behind Bud the light who now has dogo ears and details
like ears. Okay, that's actually kind of cute. You just have jugs
with him and cups. If you wish to partake in anything. Um,
you said, perception or investigation. If you're going to spend the whole turn,
you can investigate and get more details, or you can just do a
perception check as a bonus action. Let me perceive. I have a higher
chance of that, so so says LATAs. All you see is a very
fine paladin acid armor. It is absolutely mesmerized. Am I getting trashed off
the fumes? This happened to me in college once? Oh? Okay,
oh well, you are riveted by metallic holy buns, Holy buns, cross
buns? Who did dde? Um? Have you seen? Have you seen
the host mother that used to run things here? Oh? Yes, I
was in charge of incarcerating her so that we may be inebriated. Oh awesome.
Where'd you put her? Oh? You know, a very mocked sanctum
that no one sober may enter. Oh it's a good thing. I'm not
sober. Oh my god, Can I get because I want to go make
fun of her? Oh? No, only the worthy who passed the challenge
of the Great and mighty roommate. Enter do I'm not look worthy? And
if bluff my hair and kind of I'll fix the girls, all right?
He will cast detect sobriety breathing fins. How am I sober? You are
totally sober. He just gives you up like I am not some mere drunkard.
I have dedicated my life since I left the Holy Cross of Fitness,
I have dedicated it to the study of intoxication. And I know when someone
is lying about being drunk to just get in you, you, lady,
no slatin drunk. I've got my lip poked up chest a little bit and
I'm looking from up under my lad Are you going to attempt animal handling for
seduction? Sure you will get advantage because he is lit. Everybody cross everything
not bad. He is mildly interested. Why don't we have a drink together?
I look back at Polly and I look up ahead to the building.
I assume is where the host mother is, and I go, fine,
can I have a constitution? Save? And please? Oh God, oh
god, oh god. Nothing like peer pressure in a game, is it?
I'm turning into into maple syrup? Aren't I Oh my god, you
hammered for the rest of this session. No, no, no, no,
oh oh, let's move you out. No sober decisions will be accepted
from Malibu for the rest of this game. Did you just say eleven?
No, I've this did I didn't say it? This didn't. A giant
bubble appears around Malibu. It didnt. Of strawberries inside too, Yes,
inside and smells of strawberries. You no longer smell the bear guard, and
you just smell delightful strawberries and mint, like a good strawberry. Mohito.
This is so much better. It is. It is so much You can
breathe normally, but you are surrounded by a bouncy, unbreakable soap bubble.
Now can I bounce around in the bubble? Yes? You may, goodbye
boy. Oh Ella's us. Malibu is now bouncing in a bubble. Yeah,
Polly seems perfect. She took a drink and it is perfectly fine.
Um. Did Polly did you tell anyone you've gone across bow bowl? No?
Okay, can we see the crossbow bowlt? Well did you take the
crossbow bolt? Yes? Are you hiding it? I mean no, I
mean she's carrying a crossbow bolt and following the little laser pointer line back in.
Okay, um oh, By the way, the kid the TOBACXI is
just staring at the red dotted line like this. Of course it is.
Um. Well, since I can see that Malibu has a crossbow bowl,
I'm gonna go try Malibu does not have a crossbowl, I mean has a
drinking so much better than um. I feel like I've already taken my shot
here. Ella will go to Polly and try to decipher where this crossbow bolt
came from him what she's doing with it. Polly, what would you like
to explain? You have your good friend Ella, I mean you have Ellen
here, Polly. What are you doing with this crossbow bolt? Where did
it come from? She noticed me? Yeah? Who are you? It's
me? Don't you recognize me? No, because you recognize me. Okay,
that's a fair point. Um, well, can can can I hold
that crossbow bowl? No? Why not? Because your foe? Ella?
Oh? Um, with cast illusion, I can cast delusion for Kitty and
distract her. Do it again. By the way, angry mob, what
are we at for time before the brunami lands? Sixteen fifty to go or
oh yeah, So I'll cast minor illusion and make a cat somewhere between the
roasting pig and the ring of flowers to see if I can distract Polly and
snatch the crossbow bolt from her. Do you have a specific type of cat,
the cutest, fluffiest, tiniest little kitten that Polly could just not resist?
Steve? Yeah, Steve, if you guys follow John Hartness Facebook Stevie
little tut tuto floofy baby. It makes sixty and it's muling in the cutest
possible way in the steviest manner ever. Do I see it? Oh boy,
here it comes byam Yeah, Oh there it is, I see.
Oh no, it's a little black kitty with the big gold eyes. Polly,
please roll a will pat wisdom save to see if you can resist this
kittie if you want to, If you want to, Polly rolled at thirteen.
You may wait a second to pet the cat if you wish, but
you don't have to take them. Take the crossbow bolt and stick it like
back with my ukulele. Pet the kitty. There's always room for a crossbow
bolt with a ukulele. Always a jellah yeah, let me do that and
then I'm gonna go go pet the kittie. Okay, Polly, you have
a kittie to pet? Ella's at your turn. I believe that is yeah.
I don't think I can take another action and try to stee from her
yet? Can I not? Yet? Okay, that will be an ext
her. Okay, Claudia Barley Bower, your your friend. Malibu now has
a big bounty bubble or ring bling bling and is lit as fuck. Well,
Claudia had been looking at this stage. She was gonna go over there,
but she she saw that guy but the light sprout his ears and tail
and after drinking. Yes, yeah, and and she first she wants to
know if they're removable or um if not, if she can sprout them herself.
I mean they're permanent. She won't have to lose them every time.
This is a blessing of the crew. Every time some freak farts, she
won't lose her ears. There is a jug and a cup, all right,
you going for it? Yeah, she's gonna She's gonna slap it down,
all right, you know the drill. Can I please have a constitution?
Say they feel nothing? This was water to you? You actually feel
better after drinking it, and it doesn't taste like bandaids. No, it
doesn't taste It actually tastes really good. It's like one of those like light
fruity kind of kind of it's kind of like to take a drink. Oh
God, an all of a sudden, little tiny red panda ears sprout from
your head and a big bushy red panda have appeared for Kadia bar In the
empower. If she might rolled one more, it would have been bare.
This is like a dream come true. It is this is red pandas redpan.
So now your main attack is to go. You do feel compelled before
any tack to go, all right, and yet you actually feel more sober
than when you started. All right, you have the blessing of the Great
Mighty bru He Sist for your symposium on layering. Okay, God, she's
gonna do it. I'm gonna be the new God. Didn't you already do
the future? Kiddy religion? How many religions are going to sprout in cloudy
this day? Can the l ron Flaudia? It's easier to say than Baron
Leebauer intology. All right, then, are you are you going to move
to the stage area? Yeah? Hell, yeah, okay, that will
be your turn. Okay, are you dashing there so you can just get
there? Yes? Okay, stupid rogues in their ability to dash and still
do an action. Polly, what you do? And I'm gonna whisper to
the kiddie stay right there, and I'm gonna turn around and get another one
of those drinks to see if I can get another prize. All right in
please, can I have a deal one hundred and a constitution save seven?
Would you please roll two D six for me? It's a seven seven,
it has a seven and I'm sorry, please reroll, reroll? What am
I rerolling the d D one hundred? There is no forty seven to you.
You do not understand the concept of seven oh twenty two twenty two?
Can I please up one D six oh one D six? Please? Oh
roll on the so for the next two hours, daisy petals have sprouted from
your head. Oh you have a legit crowd of flowers. Yes, Also,
another crossbow bolt appears on the table. I'm gonna swipe it and stick
it with the other. Okay, all right, even Gigi, what's you
doing well? When with the idiots? One must so, I um because
I don't want to actually touch these things. I'm going to use may chan
to pick up a shot glass to bring to me and core in my mouth.
Alrighty, then I'm not touching you know the drill by now I would
need a d one hunted and a constitution seth. Oh god, hello,
oh boy, Oh you're fine, Oh boy, Now there's an evil laugh.
Six, it's all right boy, for the next three turns. The
smell of beer, which permands all around you means you burst into song and
may only communicate via song. Oh no, it's lemis it is now bruy
lems ode. Oh no, I didn't play a bote fall. I didn't
hear that in song. I didn't play a bad boys on. Also,
a third crossbow bolt appears on the table. The machand is going to just
eat the shot there's still a crossbow on the table. By the way,
guys, I'm going to eat the shot glass at the crossbow with my mai
chand because I refuse, you are eating the rolling agility, Oh boy?
Or a yeah, unarmed at I'm not doing unarmed attack. I'm not drunk
enough. How do we get you there? Though? Oh that was a
deck saved, But it was good. Yes, you eat your glass and
hit the crossbow. It is a real crossbow. It just rabbles, clink,
clink, glass break. The glass does not break, as if the
glass is I need to drink one by the might of the great mighty Brew
is at the end of your turn. I didn't hear that song. Hey
Malibu, Yes, what are you doing in your big bouncy ball A drunk
as fuck I think I'm doing? Do I do I retain any semblance of
memory of my mission at all? Go back in your mind your college years
and a really good bender. What would you be thinking about. There is
a paladin with a perfect ass in front of you, there are lovely ladies,
and you are white girl wasted, and okay, that's what I just
needed to check so because it is your role playing decision. But no,
it's it's I'm white girl wasted, which means I am probably I've probably fall
cups just saying there is more brew. But I'm in the bubble, so
I have fallen down, and I am probably bouncing around and use in the
bubble and laughing like an idiot. So so that's what I have. Anything
that poison, I don't think so oh, I'm pretty sure we checked this
one time before and in another world and I did not. But yeah,
no spells, because even if I did, I wouldn't know that I needed
it. I don't think I have concentration now I will look, I will
not of concentration. Well, what do you do bouncing bubbly malibue? I
am bouncing into my friends, whichever friend is nearest. I'm going to bed.
So Fiefe is down here, and then there's more of a group in
the middle, and there's a kiddie and a big sparkly laser pointer, a
lot with a crossbow on a table, and three targets around this big statue
in the middle. Can I move further now that I'm in a bouncy bubble?
Oh, I'll give you an extra turn, just you know. Okay,
try not to hit the table too much. Two, three, four,
five, six. If you could bounce over there so you don't have
to count the table. There we go, can't You are in the sparkly
line and it sparkles through the bubble and low light show sparkles in the bubble.
Yes, um, I'm I am. I'm home, Yes home.
I don't understand why Sharon A wouldn't like this because sparkles and bubbles and strawberries
air, and this is perfect and I'm I'm yelling out of my bubble how
perfect this is. So there is a very happy Malibu party. What do
you say or sing? Does Ella even notice her bounce up? Yes,
because I'm I'm oh wait, I didn't move about bouncing. She's literally next
to you. I was gonna say five minute countdown. Oh I do notice
that's persuasion. Oh, per, the end times have come again. Yes,
I just look at him like, what the hell are you doing bouncing?
I shouldn't have asked. It is your turn next, Ella, What
would you? You've got a bouncing Malibu, a Polly with stuff on it,
a whole row of shot glasses. Well, there are actually only two
left because three have been drunk. Um. Claudia's got ears. Um,
so does the paladin. So Polly's distracted by the kitty. Correct, m
okay. So I'm gonna try to steal one of the crossbow bolts out from
where she tucked them with her ukulele, and see if I can do it
without her noticing. Slight of hand. Please, we have a rogue in
the party, we really do. Nineteen you successfully snag a crossbow bolt.
It is smooth and shiny and etched with emblems of ancient bruise. Okay,
um, because I really enjoy firing my cross boat, I want to try
to load it up in my cross boat and shoot it. What are you
shooting it? Um? Well, there's three targets. So there are three
targets, so while everybody's distracted, I'll just shoot the one that's directly and
you are standing behind that glowy line. Yes, yes, okay, make
your shot. I don't remember how I believe it's almost bruhaha time. Yeah,
we got three minutes. Okay, so sixteen funk. The target glows
suddenly and a streak of light goes towards that door that's locked in the upper
half, and there's an audible cool that is your turn though, yes it
is still closed, but there was an Okay, Claudia barn leave power um.
Claudia had been approaching the stage, but then she realized that she really
doesn't want people to look at her, but also her weapons fire. Yeah,
she noticed that her friends have got some cross boats. Someone has a
cross bow at crossbow boat at so she gets out her own bow and arrow
and is looking for what she's supposed to shoot at. She sees that her
friend is trapped in a bubble um. That's trapped. I'm heapy, modern
problems, modern solutions. She she seems to be captured in this bubble um.
So Claudia is going to aim at the bubble Okay, you're you're going
to shoot your fellow party member. Rescue mm hmm okay, please roll your
attack, please roll. Well, we're not that's an option too. Dear
god, your friends are shooting at you, Malibu. It's so cool it
is. Did she what's your armor class? Me? Hell f I know?
Sixteen? Oh yeah she? It just it hits the bubbles, boin,
sparkles, erupt, and it flies around. Do it again, Do
it again? Next term, Malibu. One minute, the sands are growing.
Polly Hey, Polly hey, there's still two shots left. I'm taking
one. Okay, you know the drill by now, Ella, you gonna
drink anything. I am drinking. That's why I rolled the persuasion. Oh
my god, did you do your constitution too? Uh? You're you're you're
a little bit woozy. Finally, but you now believe you can speak to
animals even if you cannot, I could believe that drink had no effect.
Did I get another bolt? No? No, there was no seven involved
a bolt across another bolt? Yes you did. Another bolt has appeared you
you you have one? Or do you do? You take it? Yes?
And I want to try to do what Ella did? Do you have?
Do you have crossbows? Um? I took the first one that was
but do you have a crossbow? You have a bolt? Okay, yeah,
you have a crossbow. I picked it up there one lay in there
when I picked it up the first ball. You picked the bolt with a
cross bows though on the table. Yeah, I picked them up both.
You picked up both of the arrows. You picked up both arrows. But
there is a crossbow right there. You It's like, okay, I'll just
pick it up and yeah, well, is anyone gonna stop Polly? Oh
no, okay, what are you shooting at? I'm gonna shoot at the
um target that's um on the that side. Okay, shoot me, shoot
me roll your attack unless you're shooting Malibu, then tell people, Oh gosh,
I don't actually know how to shoot an attack. Let's see. Okay,
go find crossbowt on your sheet. It's Polly's first attack. Everyone?
Did I do it? No? You hit the reppin proficiency, Actually hit
on the cross across boat. Just roll me a D twenty lady, Okay,
roll all school. It is with you. You shoot over the head
and you it lands in a keg and then the mighty brewports more than there
is much everyone, mob Please can you provide me a yay? Yeah,
Paul? Did you know what else? You hear rumbles of thunder? You
see lightning in the sky. Everyone, please make a perception check? Can
I have some sound effects in them? Off? I need a Where did
I go? Oh? My god? I see so far everyone, but
ella, what you're talking about? There's some rich people around. This is
beneath you. But for the rest of you, as you look on the
horizon, you see nothing but a wave heading your way. A wave stands
run Now, can I have a wave? Please? I need a The
brunami approaches done, done, dune. Tune into the next calamity James to
find out what happens. So any questions from the audience or has arrived?
So what is your speak loud? Or you can come up here. I
don't care hand you one characters character or likes. All right, what about
you? Ella? Um? I started with a concept and worked backwards from
there. Basically, I'll taking what I was aiming for and doing the exact
opposite. How about you, mad lebu Yeah um. In this particular instance,
I had the concept first and then came up with the name. When
I'm writing, though, my characters do tend to walk in with their names
fully attached, So okay, Claudia, I start with the name. Just
like with books, I usually make a fake cover before I even start writing.
Oh, golling night. Yeah, she came with a story I had
to unpack that. It was really cool, Polly Well, in this case,
they had the concept in the name kind of went hand in hand.
Um. But usually I'm horrible with coming up with names, so that's usually
some thing else given to me by someone else, and not fiefie. You
don't have to sing since it's question time, thank god, because I don't
want to torment anyone with that. Um. Yeah. G she started as
a concept because I just wanted to do a really bad or let a accent
from dragon Age, which is just horrible knock off French accent. So and
obviously. I tend to just make up names because I forgot to put them
on character sheets as they come up, because I never know who these bitches
are going to talk to. Everyone. I mean everyone is the answer.
Thank you stop trashing Ella's kingdom. Yeah, damn it, we have,
Oh fuck you, Mark, So we have. We have heard rumors that
others are going to show up, but we've seen Rand. We see any
of you show up with the boys. That is a question for Drew and
is above my paygrade? Or possibly Rick? Or possibly Rick. Maybe one
day I'll get to play and maybe you'll get a barbarian for everyone who missed
yesterday. You really had to have been there like a salty bitches, yea,
like like leave the market place. Don't you point at me? I
mean nothing, but golly you are you are to everyone's just stare at Andrea.
You know no, I mean never say never. That's what I would
say, because we all love pirates. But come on, guys, I
got them off a map without having to use badger flatulates baby steps. But
you know, if if you suggest that to the boys, they would probably
do backflips, because they're honest to provide extra content anyway, so they get
tired of having we'll maybe discuss it. Yeah, I don't work in nursing
anymore, so we'll have a meeting. Oh no, no, no,
I'm meeting. Can we just send an email? Yeah, well we'll like
slack ping or because brings the kiddies, Yeah, yeah we will. That
works. I'll bring student in case you didn't know that. The whole joke
is my cat Tsunami is the assistant DM, and every once in a while
we have to edit the game because she will cut off my mic or she'll
lay on the thing and she yeah, she sometimes rolls for me, and
oh my god, she rolls much better than I do. Of course,
yes, the multi her nickname is Suna Luna. So because she could to
the game, she got promised she would. And yes, she really is
a cat, and I do talk to her like this is she a polydactyl?
Why she is polydactyl? She is an actual hemmingway cat that I got
as a writer. And I'm the only human being she ever opened up to.
So she went from unadoptable to my baby. Oh thank you. So
I got about five minutes left. I just wanted to say there would not
be a calamity James without you guys. We thank you so thank you guys
for playing the mob today in this game, and thank you for being here.
Yes, yes, thank you. This is so awesome. You're all.
We always kind of performing a vacuum, so actually seeing you guys is
amazing, and we would also like to give it up for hunting the badger.
He managed not to part. An entire game and Dragons brought to under
Creative Commons License, meaning you were free to share this material so long as
credit is given to those who created it, which is us people you just
heard to play the game opening and closing themes performed by the Gore Core four