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Thank you so much for tuning in
to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura

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Kane, your host. You are
I am wow. And here's your co

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host, Eric Rimmer. I'm next, hi, and we have a producer,

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amos, Wait what I'm next to
the famous Laura Kane. I really

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wanted to hear him say that.
That's Brian, our producer. You don't

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like that? Do you like what
him calling me famous? Why does that

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make you? Why does that make
you want to puke? I mean because

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you hate puking so much. We're
going to get down to business one of

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these days. Business. I don't
know what that business. That just sounded

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no idea what that meant. Just
sounded dirty. No, it wasn't dirty.

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I meant to be like threatening cage
man. Elvis just started, why

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because it stinks? Oh god,
it's not me, trust hopefully it is.

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Oh whoever smelt it dealt it?
Oh man? Remember that saying it's

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your dog. I feel like it's
like he's the one that's saying it's probably

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him. It's not me, it's
probably the dog. Oh it's bad,

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this one. It's not me.
He didn't deny it. He smelt it.

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You denied it. It was not
me. I would actually I would

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actually fess up, you know,
I would rather you deny it fessing up

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his awkward No, well I would, you know me, so I would

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fess up, but I didn't do
it. Well, let's not fess up.

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It was the dog. It definitely
was at Okay, Sam is here?

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Hey in turn? Sam? What's
up? Okay? So before we

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begin, I'm going to tell you
why I'm also in a funky mood.

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Oh still, Yes, it's Thursday
and you're still in the fun I mean,

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and time flies. And I almost
said a really bad word, f

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word. Yes, I meant I
was trying to say funky, and I

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almost said something else, bucky.
Oh, there you go. You can

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say, don't say we don't.
We don't. We try not to,

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but we're very who We're a Christian
podcast kid. Do I not just have

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like a sex work around like last
week ago? Oh? Oh my god?

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Okay, um, she is so
pretty? Oh h h um.

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I was gonna say, aria Ala, yes she is she. Have you

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seen any videos of her dancing?
Yes? Crazy you and I, mother

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of God, you and I are
taking a pole dancer. Wld you They're

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so sexy. Oh my god,
I do not want to see either of

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you on a pole. Amazon.
By the way, what hundred nine dollars?

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Don't tell me that, because I'll
buy one. I think for amous

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reasons, no one wants in the
pole. That would be hysterical. Actually,

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to see Eric on a pole,
I would love it. Why would

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that be hysterical? Eric, I
might be me and my bikini bod might

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be you're in your speedo. Yeah, because you don't generally see men on

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a pole for good reason, there
is a reason. But I want to

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do that so bad. I want
to get a pole in here. But

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what am I gonna do? Where
Am I going to put it? Right

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there in the middle of the living
room? Sure? Why not? I've

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turned my whole house. Have you
ever seen have you ever seen the videos

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of like pole dancing fails and like
the whole falling all over? No,

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you were gold be You're going to
go down a rabbit hole so fast if

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you start watching those, they're hilarious. Just now a pole real fact?

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Yeah? Oh god, okay,
Oh, I'm into this. I need

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something to make me to cheer me
out because I'm in a weird one.

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Oh, I'll cheer you up.
Okay, before we get into any of

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this nonsense, we have to talk
about business. We have to talk business.

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Are we going to talk about Jay? Yes? Oh, excellent our

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bf J Wurtzler. We love Jay
the best. He's a money manager,

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he's a financial advisor, he's a
divorce financial analyst, and he knows what

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to do with your money. If
you have an inheritance of four on one

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k, you just have some money
you don't really know what to do with

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and you want it to grow.
Jay's your man, and here's some advice

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that he's given us to pass on
to you. And it's good stuff.

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It is good stuff. Yeah.
Financial scams in twenty twenty three are becoming

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more sophisticated, so fraudsters methods to
scam you are becoming less obvious. Some

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of these scams are repeats of the
old scenarios, like romance scams. Fraudsters

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will steal your heart and then steal
your money. They will usually ask you

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to pay for unexpected medical bills.
They'll tell you to wire the money or

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put it on a gift card.
They'll pull your heart strings and you need

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to avoid these at all costs.
Learn to just say no, right.

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I know. You may also find
yourself a victim of gift card scams.

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That's a thing. Be very careful
when buying gift cards to give to friends

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and families, especially now because it's
almost graduation season. There's a lot of

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weddings happening. Many of the fraudsters
have already used the gift cards balance before

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you even get the chance to buy
anything. So you see those gift cards

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sitting there when you're like in line
at wherever Walmart or Walgreens or whatever,

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I mean, chances are they've been
hacked. Sometimes it's best to just give

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cash. Yes, cash is king. It is good advice. Don't use

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debit cards. They are directly linked
to your checking account or savings account.

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They do not offer the same consumer
protections as credit cards do. When somebody

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steals your money, it may be
really hard to get it back for that

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reason, and it's best to use
credit cards for most transactions. Plus,

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you can earn rewards for these credit
cards in the form of airline miles or

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cash back. I need to get
a credit card like that, an airline

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credit card. Anyway, Jay Wertzler
is your man, you'd be able to

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go on a trip around the world
in about a week. No, i'd

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be really good. I know I
wouldn't have a problem, and I need

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to get help. Jay has thirty
five years of experience. He's been in

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the same place for the same company
for thirty five years. It's the Aventine

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Lavoya. You know where that is, right off a Nobel And so here's

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his number eight five eight five five
two six nine six zero or email him

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at j A. Y w at
Capital Growth Inc. Dot com. And

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he has a website. No,
it's www dot Capital Growth Inc. Dot

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com. Thank you for the www. You're welcome. Didn't sound bad as

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official sometimes six really all the time? Amazing, Thank you Jay. All

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right, I'm going to read you
a story now. And this has me

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twisted. Everything has you twisted lately? Yes, I don't know why I'm

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so sensitive lately. The show Beef
got me crazy. Just old, thank

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you. And now now that now
that you can add that to the list

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of things that are making me depressed, my own son calling me old.

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Okay, So here's a story about
a woman. She is fifty years old.

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Is this a biography like an autobiography? No, okay, not yet,

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but it will be she's going to
write a book, but this is

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going to be a great book.
She's from Spain. She just spent five

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hundred days in a cave two hundred
and thirty feet underground. Her name is

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Beatrice. It was an experiment to
steady our internal clock and how we react

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to extreme isolation Leberger experiments. See, I think you would do well with

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this. I wouldn't want to,
I know, right, But listen to

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what she says. She okay,
So scientists watched her the whole time,

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but she had no contact with anybody. She had two GoPros, so they

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could see her, she couldn't see
anybody else. She went in November twentieth

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of twenty twenty one. To put
that into perspective, pandemic was still going

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on. Queen Elizabeth was still alive. The war in Ukraine hadn't even started

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yet. She was forty eight when
she went in. She celebrated two birthdays

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down there. She didn't actually know
it was her birthday, five hundred days

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Jesus Christ. She wasn't. She
didn't have any clocks, she didn't have

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a calendar. She says she tried. She stopped trying to keep track after

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day sixty five. She says she
was shocked when they came to get her

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on Friday. She thought, like
one hundred and thirty days had passed,

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that's it, and five hundred had
passed, and she said she didn't want

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to leave. She said she loved
it down there because she got to read

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books, and she got to knit, and she did all sorts of fun

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things. And she said she kind
of misses it now and she's going to

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write a book. And thinking about
that made me so depressed. I actually

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I can elaborate on a little bit. She never showered the whole time time.

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She didn't shower or much TV.
She didn't have access to the news.

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They first did this experiment, I
think in the sixties, because it's

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a big social psychology experiment. Turns
out, though, the reason that you

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lose track of times to easily because
you'll start sleeping for like three to four

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days at a time. So your
body's yeah, your body doesn't actually have

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a great circadian rhythm. It relies
on the outside influence, which they called

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I think they called Zeitburgers, like
the sun, I mean, like the

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sun like clock. So yeah,
eventually your body will just kind of give

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up and they'll just start like going
to its own rhythm. That's kind of

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erratic. So yeah, you'll sleep
for like three days at a time,

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then you'll be up for like seventy
two hours straight, and oh my god,

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that's really interesting. She said she
did a lot of drawing, and

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she read sixty books and she really
enjoyed her time down there. But I

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don't think I think I would go
insane. I'd go insane. I think

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it'd be kind of cool, no
expectations of you. Plus, she probably

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got paid a ton of money.
Well, she's gonna write a book.

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I don't know about the money.
It didn't say anything about your money.

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She got paid to give up five
hundred days of her life. That's a

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ton of money. Well, and
her people say that she broke a record,

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although Guinness hasn't confirmed it yet.
But I think the previous longest is

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like two hundred days, five hundred
days alone. I would do that,

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no shower, shower, Can you
imagine what actually small? Eventually you stop,

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you kind of like neutral, like
kind of equalize in terms of that.

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Yeah, she says that you she
didn't talk to anybody either, so

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she has she's having a hard time
conversing. Was she allow to brush her

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teeth? I'm guessing I don't know. Five hundred days without a shower,

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well, without a shower, does
that affect your health? Yeah, I

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don't think so, because I think
it would think after a while, your

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body starts to kind of equalize,
but your teeth, your tea the other

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that would be so. Yes,
I'm sure they feed her. I wonder

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um didn't say um, because that
could be because feeding times could be a

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stable message of time. They did
bring They brought her down food. She

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told them not to contact her even
if there was a death in the family.

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She had a panic button in case
she was too freaked out and wanted

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to leave, but she never pushed
it. She said she never even had

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the urge. Um, she said, let's see, she didn't. She

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did have to come out for eight
days once when a router had to be

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fixed, but she stayed in a
tent alone router. Yeh. Never talked

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to anybody, and those eight days
didn't count towards the five hundred. They

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sent food down to her, Yes, and she sent her waist back up.

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You No, I'm just wondering.
No, Okay, So this sounds

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like a pretty preliminary or basic experiment. Yeah, I'm just wondering though,

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Like that means she pooped in like
a like a well she probably it's probably

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not as gross as you think.
She sent her waist back up, so

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it's probably a bucket. Well you
know, what are you going to be?

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Okay, Well, I'm when I
said waste, I thought she meant

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from the food. Oh well that
waste, I'm thinking of human waste.

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Okay, that didn't occur to me. Now I'm even more depressed. Yea,

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But I don't know why, but
this this really got me because I'm

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already in a weird like mindset because
those damn shows that I watch, and

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then this thinking about doing it just
put me in a tailspin. And then

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guess what what? Next week We're
going to see Evil Dead right? Oh

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my god. Now it's not zombies
right, it's like something different. It's

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a zombiesque it's a demon. I'm
into that. Well, now I need

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to get into a better headspace before
that happens. It's going to be fine.

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I know we're going as a family. We are next Friday, our

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little our little family, and I'm
going to New York City on Thursday,

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Oh my god. To see Evan
perform in her very first play and she's

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the only freshman in the whole school
cast in a play this year. That's

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amazing, I know. And she's
so into it and she's just thriving.

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It's great. It's so good.
She almost told me, or she told

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me but that she wasn't going to
come back for the summer, that she

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had an opportunity to stay there.
But then she told me today that she's

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going to come home. Oh I
know, And that's like in May,

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so I don't have to wait very
long to see her. It's gonna be

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great to Hugger, it's here.
I'm going with Maggie. Oh yeah,

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Maggie knows her way around that city, sure does. And I'm going to

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buy a ton of fake stuff.
What do you want let me know.

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I'll FaceTime you. Oh yes,
please do. Because they only come out

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at night, and they come at
they lay out these tarps and they put

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the fake Louis Vatan and all the
other fake stuff on the tarps and they're

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like, okay, sixty months.
You have to look at it real fast

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because if a cop comes by,
that's illegal. So they they wrap up

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the tarp real quick, and they
bail and then I'll end you. I

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won't. I don't worry. I'm
not gonna worry about the money. I'll

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just get you something you can paybe
later. Oh my god, but how

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fun? How big of a suitcase
you have to one? Okay? And

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I'm not packing a whole lot for
that exactly, just a couple of teddies

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and some my heels. So excited
about the shopping that I'm real quick.

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I did some follow up research on
this cave experiment. Um, they did

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collect her waist, her poop,
yuck, and they did about every five

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shits she took, they would collect
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had like sawdust or something she could
put over it, so it wouldn't sure

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she had something by a bucket that
they had a lid too. But still,

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wow, okay, yuck. I
know. Anyway, that's my little

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host chat story. What's your host
chat? So this might go from my

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host chat to being a bigger segment
than I thought. But have you guys

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ever had just a boss that you
I hate? Yes? Sure, okay,

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who's the can we say names?
Um? If we don't say last

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name? Well, it's been so
long ago I don't make up names,

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I would say, just to be
safe. Well, mine are so long

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ago. I'm not going to give
a first, dam last. No,

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I'm not gonna give a last,
but I'll give a first. I'll give

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it first. So you want to
go first? Sure? So I was.

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I was watching that movie Horrible Bosses. Great movie. Yeah, and

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I thought, oh my gosh,
I've had in my in my entire career,

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in the career i'm in now,
which has been over thirty years,

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I had a boss that I absolutely
hated. Was this the one? Is

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this from a long long time ago? Okay, So I don't know this

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one, you might Okay. Her
name was Danielle. Okay, I don't

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recognize that name, and I don't
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Screw you. Well, so here
we go. I was working for a

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company that got bought out by another
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So they said my boss at the
time, who I love and I

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still talked to, she said,
um, I'm going to go to them

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and tell them that they need to
hire you because she really liked the way

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I worked and she liked my job
performance and everything. So she did.

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So they said Okay, great,
you're hired. You're going to go meet

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your boss. And I went to
this restaurant to meet her, and she

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was with the girl whose position I
was taking, because this girl was leaving,

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she was moving away or something,
and it was a Mexican restaurant.

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I walked in and my ass was
not in the chair for more than about

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three seconds. And she looked at
me and she goes, I already don't

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like you, and I'm going to
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And I was like, what I
thought? I literally thought it was

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a joke, and so I started
laughing. And then she called me a

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the F word, but not the
word that you would think a mother ever.

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it means a cigarette in like k
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I'm sorry, what and she goes, my husband left me for another

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man, so I don't And I
was like, wait a minute, you

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don't know anything about me. What
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this was back in like ninety even
then that I was so blown away.

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So then it went from like that
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so she was up in La and
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conference calls with all the other sales
reps and they would like get it.

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They would literally call me after and
go are you okay? Like they'd be

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like, don't yell at him,
like he has nothing to do with what's

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going on up here, and so
um oh it was crazy. And then

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I wound up quitting after months.
Seven years. Yeah, stayed there for

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seven years and I wound up quitting. And the day I quit, So

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this is an example, Like one
day she came in and I see her

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car pull up and she goes,
she walks in, She's like, well,

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since I now remember I worked in
a satellite office by myself, she

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came in and she goes, well, since I'm in a bad mood,

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I'm going to write you up.
And I was like, huh for what,

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I've never been written up in my
life and um and she goes,

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well, you threw a stapler at
someone, And I said I'm the only

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one here, Like, unless I
was insane enough to throw a stapler at

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myself, what the hell? Yeah, I'm like, are you kidding?

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So I was like, I'm not
signing it. So wound up, I

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quit, and then she had a
melt down because she was like, no,

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I wanted to fire you, and
I'm like, sorry, I quit.

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Yeah, okay, you have a
problem that you put up with that

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for seven and she wound up getting
fired like right after I quit. Well

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that must have been glorious. Has
it turned out that she was taking commissions

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from me and not paying me?
So she did you get your money?

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Eventually I did? Yes, Oh
yeah you could. Can you imagine like

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this day and age you could have
been you could have taken her for all

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she's worth. She was such oh
my god. Wow. Well I don't

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have that severe of a story.
But when I worked at Channel eight,

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I was an assistant producer and I
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was a man named Carl siskin Very. He was old when I was there

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and I was twenty two, and
he was the editorial director. So he

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would do like an editorial every Wednesday
night on the news about something in politics

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or what ever, and my job
was to ride it out and ride it

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on the teleprompter. And then also
we did a show called Assignment San Diego,

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and we had different stories, like
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or you know, YadA YadA.
So my job was to get all the

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b roll and all the stuff for
the shows. That was when I had

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to watch all the b roll from
that nineteen seventy six airplane crash park.

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I would never forget that I had
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to do some we we're doing an
airport story, and I mean there were

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people flames like in their house,
and they were like watering the flames with

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this tiny little holes like people were
in shock. There were holes through people's

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houses where bodies went through. It
was unbelievable anyway, horrible, I digress.

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He was so mean. I had
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I got like I was his girl, like you know, and uh,

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and then he would yell at me
very severely. And one time he

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said to me, I will never
forget and it's good that I don't forget

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this. But he'd be like,
Laura, everything is just good enough.

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Well that's not good enough. I'm
like, WHOA, So now, I

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mean you have to Obviously I was
not being thorough enough, so that should

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have taught me that I should be
more thorough with things. But I don't

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know if I listened but anyway,
I don't know there were other things,

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but you know, he did teach
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But it was very it was very
much scary to go to work. Oh

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god. Yeah. I worked there
for I don't know, a couple of

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years. I used to cry getting
getting dressed for work. Oh my god,

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you didn't quit? Why did you
know? Because I refused. I

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refused to let someone like that take
me down. Okay, I wasn't going

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to do it. I was so
stubborn. I wasn't going to do it.

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I ever fil like a complaint against
her. Oh yeah, I did,

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and they were like, this was
the management at the time. They

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were like, maybe you should just
find another job. And I was like,

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oh no, wow, I went
I went to her boss. Is

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about them? Yeah yeah, but
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Um. I lived on site,
and UM we had like one night

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I was sound asleep and I hear
like and I thought, what it was

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like three thirty in the morning.
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front balcony, and I always left
my dining room blinds open and to the

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front balcony. And UM, I
remember coming out of my bedroom and night.

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It was. It was like the
middle of summer and I was in

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like my underwear and I come out
and I was like, get somebody at

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my front door and I go to
look out the people and I realized there's

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a guy looking through my blinds into
my apartment. And I'm like, what

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the hell? I go? So
I run and put on a robe and

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I I'm like and he said,
he said, my boss. He's like,

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oh, um, my car got
towed, so you have to take

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me to the towing yard. Oh
my god. My boss had given him,

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he was a corporate client, had
given him my address and told him

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to go there. And I called
her and I'm like, I'm not taking

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him and she's like, oh,
yes you are, and I'm all,

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no, I'm not. Yeah.
It was crazy. Seven years. How

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old were you? Oh? I
was my twenties. God, yeah,

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twenty year old MEO have sued?
I know, right, who's your worst

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boss? You know? Honestly,
I haven't had too many terrible I was

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the boss for a long time.
Um, you were the boss I worked

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in fast food. Yeah. Oh
yeah, you were a young boss.

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Yeah, really young. Actually,
Um, it's easy to be a bad

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boss and it's also easy to be
a good boss. So I didn't have

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I had. I had people that
didn't like working with buy an enjoyed outside

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of work, who I just you
know, basically just didn't agree with their

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management. But I didn't have any
terrible, god awful bosses. So what

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about Wait, what about Eric,
I'm a delt I'm gonna plead the fifth

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on that one, but I'll let
you guys take it back over. Terrible.

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Well, you're gonna have to come
up here and talk because you are

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off the mic. We need you
on the mic. Hello, everybody,

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Hello, in turn, Sam,
everybody. Um. My first job was

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at a restaurant. It was so
bad, so bad. Um. It

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basically was just a nearby in the
local town. Um. It kind of

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just turned into the main guy.
He just would deny every request off I

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ever would put in, and it
would be like six months in advance to

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a year in advance, no way, And it would be like my sister's

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wedding was a fun one. He
tried telling me now so many times,

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for like six months straight, I
had to be there. I was like

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six months. I was like,
I do have that one weekend. It's

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only Friday, and Saturday. I
can be here on Sunday if you need

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me. I was sixteen at the
time. It was already illegal for me

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to be working that much because it
was an almost everyday thing. And then

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COVID hit, and then it turned
into he fired everyone in his staff,

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kept me on because I was the
newest person, and he's like, you

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have to work every single day.
If you call out sick with COVID,

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we're firing you. No, if
you request off at any point in the

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next year, we're firing you.
Like Ron said, it's easy to be

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a good boss. Is that as
it easy to be a bad boss?

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Ye? Crazy? And then it
turned into when I left, I found

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out that the man had been hiring
from my high school and put out the

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same ad and I got my friend
to get the job after and then they

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got screwed. It was the full
cycle where everyone then started. I heard

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like I made a group chat with
all the X people and I was like,

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no, wait, it doesn't work. He doesn't approve this. This

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isn't okay, this is what he
does. Don't play into this. And

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then it would turn into like every
time I would have the wedding, I

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went to my sister's wedding. I
looked at him. I was like,

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so you can fire me now if
you'd like, but I'm not coming.

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I was like, I tried telling
you six months. Did you get fired?

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I did not. I turned into
when he decided to fire at the

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whole staff, he made a group
chat. Oh yeah, and then you

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didn't get He made a group chat
of four of us, him, the

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manager, a bartender, and me
the busser. Sat there and I was

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like, I just sent texts.
I was like, I'm so sorry.

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I'm good. I don't need good. I don't need this anymore. Good

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for sixteen, I was sixteen.
How long do you worked there? I

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was there for a year and a
half. Oh my god, wild stuff.

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Thank you. Everybody we have everybody
has a bad boss or anything,

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well most everybody, so for Brian
the Golden Boy. I there are lots

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of bosses I didn't enjoy working with, but they weren't bad bosses, not

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yet true. This is what you
have to look forward to. Well,

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maybe boss's bad. I'm looking at
right now. Yeah, I'm screw Oh

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my god. Um okay, now
we're gonna play a little game. I

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don't know, I really want there
to be like some jeopardy here like that,

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the loser has to do something to
throw up noises. Okay, oh

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okay, okay, that means that
she's gonna ace this. Okay, I'm

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we have tongue twisters. I'm pretty
what you're gonna do is you're gonna I'm

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gonna give you a car, but
you're not going to turn it over until

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it's your turn. Now, some
of these you just read, you have

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to just before. You can't read
it and then say it. You have

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to look at it and read it. Okay. Now some of them say

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read three times, but I put
that in parentheses on the top, so

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okay, okay, so those read
three times fast. Okay, all right,

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here we go. Let's start with
Brian, don't look at that,

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and then Eric and then me.
Okay, don't look at it. Okay,

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ready, Okay, you go first, Eric, red buick, yellow

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buick, red buick, yellow buck, red buick, yellow buick. That's

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pretty good. That was That was
pretty good, Brian, Okay, thin

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sticks, thick bricks, thin sticks, thick bricks, thin sticks, thick

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bricks. Well, this is not
hard at all. He's flash miss message,

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flash message, flash message. Your
first time, you already butchered that

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like you did you. I don't
even think you said the right words.

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I appreciate you. Okay, okay, okay, okay, one point,

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be back, Eric ahead, connect
your phone back. So oh, here

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we go. We have more.
Okay, don't look at it. The

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same goes for you. Okay,
Brian, this time you go first.

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Um eleven Benellovent Elephants eleven Banellovent Elephants
eleven Banellovent Elephants. Yeah, you are

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good at reading, and I feel
like, hey, I feel like you

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want a little weird on one of
the benevolence. But I'm gonna let I

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didn't add an extra word in on
the first sentence. Everybody said, Okay,

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do you want to go next?
Yeah, I'll go next. Yeah,

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say three times. See anyways,
she sees cheese, she sees cheese,

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she sees cheese. Besides the first
time where you had to restart,

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the time after that, you still
said you didn't say cheese. You said

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cheese again, she sees cheese.
Yeah, but the first time you didn't

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say cheese. You said she's again, you said she sees she's not.

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Well, you can't get me twice
on one round. She sees cheese.

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She sees cheese, she sees cheese. Man truly rural, truly rural,

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truly rule, no rural, that's
hard to say. Truly rule, truly

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rule, truly rule, rule,
role, role, rural, rural rule.

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But you rule. It's called an
accent. Okay, I grew up

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in East County, not downtown.
Here you go, all right, and

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then Eric and then me, Okay, here we go. I'll go first.

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Okay, A skunk sat on a
stump and thought the stunk. Boy,

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you're the only person that's happy able
to make it through. And I

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wrote, A skunk sat on a
stump and thought the stump stunk, but

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the stump thought the skunk stunk.
Wow, I even that's okay. Go

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Brian, uh, pre shrunk silk
shirts, pre shrunk silk shirts, pre

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shrunk silk shirts. Okay, not
perfect, but thanks for calling me out

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on what's perfect and what's not.
Okay, go, Oh, lesser leather

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never weather a wetter weather better?
What again? Lesser No? Just once?

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I know, but do it again. Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather

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better. There you go. Good. You guys are good readers. Someone's

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not I know here right now,
Eric, you go first. Okay,

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Fred fed ted bread and ted fred
bread. Good boy, good boy,

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you're eating like a little tenny baby
book. Okay, go Brian, Um,

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I slit the sheet. The sheet
is slit, and on this slitted

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sheet, I said, damn.
Not as funny as I thought it was

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gonna be. Stupid superstition. Stupid
superstition, stupid superstition. That one more

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round, okay, and then we'll
tell you of the losers. We know

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the I know, I know.
Okay, Eric, go six sticky skeletons,

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sixty skeletons, six sticky Oh boy, down, Yeah, I'll go.

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You nice, nice night nurses nursing
nicely. Nice nice night nurses nursing

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nicely. Not just one. But
I thought i'd do it ice because I'm

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that good. You aren't that good. He threw three. I'm sorry,

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00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:06.920
you're hand running through. Okay,
you do it again. Okay, he

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threw three free throws. Okay,
go you got four wrong, I got

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00:32:14.279 --> 00:32:16.960
one Byron got wait wait wait,
I have three more left exactly. Okay,

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00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:20.200
let's do this. Yeah, maybe
you can redeem yourself. Yeah,

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00:32:20.279 --> 00:32:22.920
okay, hold on, Eric,
screw it up. Let's do triple or

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nothing or double or nothing. So
if you get it right, it's zero.

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If you get wrong's we're two negative. Okay, who goes first?

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Don't you go first? Because you
need this ice scream? You scream?

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We all scream for ice cream.
That one's easy. That's not even fair.

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Thank god I got it. However, thank god I got it.

456
00:32:40.519 --> 00:32:43.759
When I said this is the first
time when I was like six years old,

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I wet my pants. I cried
so hard laughing. I thought this

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was the funniest thing I've ever heard
of. Okay, go Eric, you

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know, oh come on, put
it down. Wait I okay, go,

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I'll give you another chance. You
know new York or you need New

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00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:05.480
York? You know you fuck?
All right? All right, here we

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go one. Tom threw Tim three
thumbtacks. Oh come on, okay,

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00:33:10.440 --> 00:33:13.640
we're tied. Well, no,
because you're supposed to get two. Is

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00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:15.200
double or nothing? Right? Yeah, we did say double nothing. Now

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00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:21.079
it's three against three? Shit,
wow, No, it's four against four.

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00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:24.720
No, you you had one point. You gave yourself two. I

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00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:29.200
already had three, So now we
have did I have four points? Yeah?

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Oh man, oh man, you
lost Who saw that coming. Well,

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00:33:35.640 --> 00:33:39.279
do it hurry all right? Well, I'm not enjoying. This is

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not fair or funny or nice,
Brian, I don't like this. This

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makes me very upset. Oh man, you're making me feel bad almost.

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This is my worst fear. It
doesn't make me feel sick. It makes

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me want to cry and die.
I hate everything about throw up. I

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can't listen to it. It makes
me scared. There's a video called vomit

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Noises ten hours. Oh yeah,
let's do that one. What you people

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00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:16.920
are sickos if they're into this?
Oh my god, well what is what's

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00:34:16.960 --> 00:34:20.880
the hold up? Give me one
second? Oh my god. Oh I'm

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dying. I'm just dying to hear
it. Oh my going. I can't

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golou no, this is your partition. I can't. I can't, I

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00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:37.960
really can't. I cannot. I'll
try it again, nay, I'll try

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to get anyway for the intern to
get in here. Just okay. Oh

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god, oh god, I can't. I can't even do that. Oh

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00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:58.280
oh god, is the worst part. Oh my god, that is gross.

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00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:00.719
God, I didn't listen to that. That was the grass now,

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Oh, oh my god, I
think that horrible. That gave me a

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00:35:12.480 --> 00:35:17.000
bad taste time out picture. Look
what Eric drew while I'm being tormented a

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00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:23.039
girl farting? Why you pee your
pants because I'm peeing out of my butt.

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00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:29.119
I'm peeing out of my butt.
Isn't that where you out of my

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butt? You are you? No? The other holes up there? Well,

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00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:38.440
maybe you have three. I don't
know where it is you have three,

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00:35:38.559 --> 00:35:43.639
like I would know. Maybe you
have three ure throws, like I

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would know where that hole is.
Oh yeah, true, Okay, I'll

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00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:49.719
give you that. That's okay.
At least I got it in the right

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00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:52.760
general direction. No, you kind
of didn't. You kind of didn't.

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00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:57.159
At least you got it down there
in the right end. It got it

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00:35:57.199 --> 00:35:59.920
took a turn at the shell station. I don't know where it goes.

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00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:02.280
Who knows if i'd grab you for
a couple of seconds there. Anyway,

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00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:07.039
we are done with this podcast episode. Thank you for listening. I'm sorry

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00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:10.519
it ended that way. It's not
my fault, it's there. It's Brian's

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00:36:10.519 --> 00:36:14.880
fault. Now, it's your fault
for losing sucking at the game. It's

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00:36:14.920 --> 00:36:19.400
producer Brian's fault. No, it's
you tick the very worst throw up sound

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00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:25.039
of the world. Realistic one was
bad. Oh my god, I want

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00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:28.880
to know who. I want to
know who's recording throw up noises. They're

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00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:32.800
like, I'm a great for YouTube
sickos. Oh my god. Anyway,

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00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:38.199
thank you j Wurtzler for your support
and you're uh supporting this podcast. We

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00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:42.320
love it, and we love you, and we love you for listening and

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00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:45.360
watching. And I love you.
Okay, I love you, Eric,

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00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:49.639
You're a friend. Whatever. You
should put disclaimer in the description about the

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00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:52.360
throw up noises. See, I
didn't hear it. Was it that bad?

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00:36:53.239 --> 00:36:58.519
Yes? And then we sho if
anyone's as sensitive as you, then

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00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:00.599
yes, it's that bad? All
right? Then I will okay, because

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00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:04.440
who has to watch? I watched
the whole thing through so I can tell

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00:37:04.440 --> 00:37:07.400
you so I can write it up. Oh crap, I gotta be careful,

514
00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:12.280
Yeah you do, Oh my god. Anyway, Yeah, she's gonna

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00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:15.079
say it's a picture of her computer
after she didn't type me all love and

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00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:17.559
she just threw up everywhere. I'm
gonna send you pictures of my butt or

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00:37:17.599 --> 00:37:22.119
something, just to get you.
Why would I want exactly exactly? Why

518
00:37:22.159 --> 00:37:25.679
would you want that? Because they
would he would horrify you. I'm like,

519
00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:29.360
I'm like, oh no, don't
send me more uploading the only fans.

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00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:31.360
Oh my god, no, I
all of a sudden you start getting

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00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:36.159
like a whole cash flow. I
doubt it. Yeah, and I wouldn't

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00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:40.159
see a penny. She went back, Anyway, you know what, love

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00:37:40.199 --> 00:37:49.440
your podcast? Oh, he's definitely
He'll be like, oh, Laurie,

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00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:51.960
no grosses me out, feet,
and I'll sell it to the feet pick

525
00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:53.559
people. I want to do that
for real. Oh I bet you.

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00:37:53.960 --> 00:37:57.679
Okay, well I would do that. I know it's just feet. Who

527
00:37:57.719 --> 00:38:02.920
cares. I know you would.
Come on, I've been tortured enough here.

528
00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:07.800
I love your podcast. M how
we do it? Oh right,

529
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:13.199
m let me just connect some throat
noises. No, love your podcast.

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00:38:13.440 --> 00:38:17.920
God, thank God, Love you
my sweet sweet babies. Bye. Sorry