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And welcome back to the eighty seventh
annual west Chesterfield Cryptid Show with your hosts

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Flint Gatesman and Delbert Ketcham. Welcome
back to the eighty seventh venue lest Chesterfield

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Cryptid Club Freak Show. It is
amazing to be here. It is amazing

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to see all of nature's most insane
abnormalities here on display today. That's right,

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Delbert, you gotta find selection of
all kinds of crazy cryptids today.

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They are going to be fine for
the prestigious award a blue Ribbon of the

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west Chesterfield twenty fourteen Crypton Club Best
in Show, Right you are, Flint.

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Now we've already finished competition for the
airborne cryptids. But I'll tell you

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what my favorite has and always will
be the cryptids that are bound to the

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earth. These are the walkers,
the crawlers, the slitherers, and the

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rollers. That's right, Delbert.
It's been twenty years since a roller one

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the competition, and it's going to
be tough competition for anyone going against any

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of these fair, unfair cryptids.
Oh, you hit the nail on the

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head to place you off bag,
Delbot. But we've got them coming out

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now, here's the parade of land
Dwelling Cottage. Oh look at them.

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They are such fang examples of whatever
it is. They are Marley days in

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the Cryptid Club. We called this
a hobo's nightmare. Here's the first into

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the field. The yo Yo Yo
kai I said before. Here they comes

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rolling down. This is just an
amazing specimen. It says that the Westchester

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Fieldcrypted Club is ready to step into
the new millennium and embrace cultures from around

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the world. And I'm just tickled
shitless about it. Here's our second contestant

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for the Landwellers, the man Tacklaw. What a fine coat of crimson.

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This one is spotting for this competition. You couldn't be more right, Flint,

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this is an amazing specimen. That's
right there now. But next up

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we have the beautiful knuckle leave.
No shirt, no shoes, no problem

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for this one, Flint. The
knuck leave is a beautiful spectral steed where

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skin need not apply. Next,
stop slithering its way across the field.

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Ray have that tots alarm. Slithers
are always fun to watch, Flint,

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and the tossil worm never disappoints.
That's right. Even from the press box.

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Hair I can see its eyes talling. Everyone y'all shout to leave plant.

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And finally we have the squunk who's
having a little trouble coming out of

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the gate Terria. Now, the
Squawks were disqualified from competition for over twenty

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seven years following an unfortunate incident during
the Second World War, which was at

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the time misinterpreted is critical of the
war effort. But we were able to

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clear that up, and now the
squawk is a problem. Oh oh,

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dear dear maid. Out of the
majesty of the live crypto clubbing. You

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can't force a squawk. One of
the wash things you can do twice squank

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is put it's on a leash and
make it try and do things you wanted

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to do. That handler's gonna be
looking for a new job tomorrow, Flint.

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We'll have to have someone clean up
that puddle where it used to be

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here. That squawk melted right away, And so while we have that happening,

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let's go down to our field correspondent
Jeff boy then Delbert Flint. I've

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got to say, I mean back
in the seventies when I was I'm a

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normalous say, when I was king
of this that's right, seven time Cryptic

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Cloud champion from nineteen seventy two to
nineteens have any nine Jeff talking mongoose.

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This is a foreigner group of cryptics
as ever I've seen a Flint, I

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mean being down here with them.
These are all champions in their own right,

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and I've seen a lot of champions
come, a lot of champions go,

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and these they bring it to you
tomorrow. I oh, hello,

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back to you, Flint. And
now the judge will make her examination of

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a fine specimen presented hair. First
up, she's a protein demand to car

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currently they I'll tell you, Flint, they say Latin, don't strike twice.

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But there is a certain carelessness to
her approats that I feel for boots

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Ill. I believe she is examining
the jaw line and sharp teeth to cause

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nope, that went the hand of
the judge down the lant to cause throat

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just excellent. Now take a look
at this, Flint. We're gonna get

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this on the replay. Watch her
face. You see she registers nothing.

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These teeth are so sharp. It
took her good seven seconds for her to

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realize her hand was gone and it
won't never coming back. Oh, that

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is an arterial spray. But good
news. I mean that squawk team can

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just move right on over. While
the judge gets that bandages, she looks

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at the hunches of the knocking hand. It's about silver linings, flint and

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the Nutlavie ain't got none of them. Quite honestly, I can't tell all

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the hunches and and the tosso bagans, nor should and onto the totso m

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Well, she's checking the fur versus
scale ratio. That try. You want

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thick cat and as scales, but
soft pillowy fur, and this totsal worm

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has them both in spades. Flint. This is a glorious example of the

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brooded. That's right, Delbard,
what's an amazing special And we have the

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far us and now the judge is
ready to make her decision. She's calling

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out the knuckle of V and the
tottle them. Oh I could have called

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it, but then the top two
competitors for the land. And now she'll

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pick the winner of those two.
Who do you think it? We'll be

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debot. I gotta tell you,
I'm putting all mom on the on the

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totsal worm. A judge is inspecting
them both, and now they're parading her

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on the arena and she don't select
a total live totsal is the land flowna

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sweet screaming vajeebs. I can call
them all talson. One moves on to

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competition for best in Show for the
twenty fourteen West Chest Filled Crypto Club Contests.

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We'll be back in a moment with
more amazing crypt and action, and

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we'll fill in the time in between. Oh, sweet screaming vjeebies. It's

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blurry photos. Hey everybody, I
am David Flora and I am the pretty

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show pony David Stecco. That's right. We have been finally groomed. We

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have been created around our dw claws
have been pushed in, our gums have

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been examined, as has our richtle
regions. And this is blurry photos.

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We prefer to be lifted by the
neck and crotch, only preferably at the

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same time we stay perfectly still.
Uh you love a nice trot. Yeah,

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I gotta tell you I would never
what never no never what never had

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mostly never occasionally I hardly. I
would never subject my dog to that,

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mostly because she's a Maltese and they
look really weird when they have the long

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hair and they're akc standard you know
what I mean. No, you don't

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know. They're supposed to be like
no, no, man, Oh,

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where I come from, I'm pretty
sure you get your ass kicked for that.

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Well, that's where I come from. Two, that's why I don't

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do it. No, Maltese are
supposed to have very like floor length hair

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all over their body. Oh they
look like like a little silky mops right

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exactly. And I don't like that. I like the short hair Pixie cut

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for my dog. So Pixie cuts, the King of haircuts, that's what

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she gets. And she's blue ribbon
in my heart. So little beauty queen

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have morale. She's actually she's she's
asleep here with her head on a tripod

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or like that. Can't possibly and
badly I have no idea how that's comfortable

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at all, But okay, anyway, she's drunk. We're glad that you've

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found us, or joined us,
or come back to us. We're listening

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this as a part of some sort
of um bet yeah, dear public public

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service for a d y Banks Date
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one of the best partnerships we've made
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correct, Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders
knows what he's doing. I'm our

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best senator. I put forward.
Well, you guys are probably wondering what

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the hell we're here for? Yeah, what what are we here for?

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You know what? You know what
we're here for? What we're here for?

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You? Uh? And I gotta
take nobody nobody speak right now.

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Don't don't ruin this feeling I'm getting
from me. Just one moment. Oh,

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I'll take this quick moment to switch
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going on a vacation and I'm gonna
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gonna get an audiobook just right,
and you're gonna listen to the Civil War

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episode, and I'll listen to the
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by d oh Man, it'll be
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vacation. I'm taking my ten year
old cousin to Disney World for a week.

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Are you really? Yeah? Oh, I didn't know that. Yep.

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Is your sister gonna be there too. Sister is gonna be there.

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Fun, We're gonna We're gonna melt
this kid's brain, I gotta say.

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Unfortunately, even with the beeps,
I can't quite let him know what what

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it is would do here on account
of us being filthy without ever uttering a

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swear. That's a thing, man. We should be taught in the classroom,

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but we shouldn't. Here's an example, bone hole, there's no swears

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there. You can't say that to
a ten year old. I would now,

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that's why you're not allowed to live
near schools. Damn it. She'd

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bringing that up on the podcast.
So yeah, that's that's what I will

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be listening to Uh, well that's
fun. Yeah, it's gonna be a

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hoot. I'm excited about it.
I'll stay here and work. Oh but

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you need it, you need a
break. But that's not why you're here.

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You're not here to listen to us. Uh. You want your here

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to listen to us, but not
this part of us. This is what.

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You don't want to dig too deep. You're not you're not greedy little

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bit wants to know how a hooker's
day went. Let's just get to why

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we're here. Blurry Photos the hooker
of podcasts. Right, all right,

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I won't ask you your name because
I know it's whatever I want it to

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be. So tonight we're talking about
hell Hounds tonight on Blurry Photos. Hell

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Hounds. Are you safe? No, we we we we We've already we

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that's trademark to another in the Blurry
Photos family of horseship podcasts. I really

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I really enjoyed. Was it was
it Emerson who wrote in that had that

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long list of all the weird podcasts
and sub podcasts and sidecasts. Yeah,

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yeah, it was kind of hilarious
to like have that list that man,

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good grief, we have we have
what you call the sociopath's memory, so

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we really just think of the most
recent kill and it keeps us from the

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crushing weight of our own crimes.
Yeah, that's exactly That's exactly it.

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Tonight we're talking about hell hounds or
heck hounds. If the children are listening,

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off, get hellhounds. And this
is uh, part three of our

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four part blurry Photober Frank and Duck. We're talking about hell hounds. This

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is a fun subject for blurry Photober. I think, oh it's perfect.

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The ownes of Hell. It gets
into a lot of great weird goofy ass

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territory two does and when when we
opened up the treasure chest there was a

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lot of booty in there. Now
you may be familiar with hell hounds from

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Vincent Price's spoken word bridge from thriller
Must Stand then face the House of Hell

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inside a gulps this. Yeah,
MVP goes to your phone, your popular,

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dude, banco popular. So that
was me getting um a high five

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from someone and going yeah, wait, wait a yeah, hey, I

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haven't heard enough of Vincent Price in
the podcast. Exactly, vicent Um.

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I know we like to occasionally talk
about other podcasts, but uh, and

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I may have mentioned this before,
but Harmontown Dan Harmon's podcast one of my

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favorites. And not only does he
there's this running joke about the spoken word

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rap break, but he does like
this really great terrible Vincent Price impersonation where

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he does a freestyle rap and then
he gets the bridge and he goes spidest.

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Did lighting a corpse? Is captain
a thousand demons? He just it's

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the phrase Spider's delights. Uh you
know what, I'll I'll will, I

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will take one more moment to uh
high five The Boys at fair Point podcast.

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Oh yes, go listen. We
are on their part two of their

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Guy Fawks Halloween Special Escapades. Yeah
yeah, I like radio plays. They

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do a whole novella starting with the
first episode of their Scare Point of October

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and then we continue it in episode
two. You, in particular have a

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starring role. Oh look KUSA media
darling. So go listen to it to

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fair Point and don't like their page
like ours, because yeah, we are

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still at war. But anyways,
all that it's time for hell Hounds.

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We're buckling down or else is going
to become number stations. We're gonna talk

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about what hell ounce are what kind
of history they have? What are some

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examples of hellhounds? And holy do
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time for you to stand in faith. Then we might even talk about explanations

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if we have time. But here's
an overview, maybe of Harold Henron's dogs

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are prevalent in mythology, folklore,
and fiction throughout the world. Wouldn't you

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say, oh? I would.
One type of particularly fearsome canine, however,

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shares traits and characteristics among cultures.
The hellhound yes, also known as

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black dog, devil dog, doom
dog, bearer of death, or any

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of a number of colloquial terms.
Oh yeah. Hellhounds are described as large,

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jet black dogs with glowing eyes,
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move with supernatural speed and have unnatural
strength. Many are described as being ghost

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like in appearance, and some have
a terrible odor, not unlike brimstone yep

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stankard dog. In cultures that associate
fire with the afterlife, they may have

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fire based abilities, and perhaps wreaths
of flames around their bodies, so they're

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susceptible to water and ice spells.
You would think you would hope, you

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would hope, you would guess.
Interestingly, despite its menacing appearance, there

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are less stories of them causing physical
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Yeah, I think most of the
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the hounds of hell, depending on
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most part, it's that that you
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and then it waved at you and
the baby waves. But no, that

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but that it is it is this
this dark, ominous what's the word I'm

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looking for? Omen? Yeah,
omen is good. A portent. Portent

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is that in Harry Potter, did
you see a big black dog? Yeah?

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The grim Yeah yeah, which that'll
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back to that. A common thought
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hearing one's how you guys love this? To see one or hearing one's howl

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was a bad omen even being a
sign of imminent death bogaty. Some stories

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say a person has to look into
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death takes them. Really bred eye, if not heralds of death. Hellhounds

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might be found guarding an entrance to
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yep, yep, yep. And
in some cases they are collectors of so

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rules sold to the devil. Whoa
like asie like your dog. Yep,

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she's a soul collector. She'll get
them you've bitten. She's getting that devil

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money for all them souls. She
ain't sharing it. I'll tell you that

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she can buy some boots. She
hates boots. Let's talk about the history

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of these damned old things. And
he's crazy, old puppet. The dog

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has a long history and many cultures
of being a constant companion, a guardian,

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and a guide to humanity. Not
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Judaic and Islamic cultures tend to view
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as companions of sorcerers, blasphemers,
and fornicators. The hellhound or canine sinestro

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has always been the best friend of
the faunicat That's why I have one canus

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senestro left handed dog eat that market
so loft. Yeah. Dogs have featured

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heavily in mythology and often have a
connection to the underworld yep. In Egyptian

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mythology, a Nubis, the jackal
headed God was guardian of tombs, patron

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of embalming, and conducted the dead
into the judgment halls of a Mintie better

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known as Duat, the Realm of
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A lot of listeners were like,
does he mean Duat? Yeah, a

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Mintie. I don't know. Maybe, Sorry, you're gonna You're gonna crossover.

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Come on, you guys, just
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dut and it's burned. That's why
I didn't write it down because I knew

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we were. Psychopomp is that term
that is? That is what William Gibson

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writes. That's the term for a
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cultural icon that conducts souls into the
afterlife. Really, they lead them into

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the next world. Psychopomp, Stop
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though. Psychopomp. Let's put that
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eschatology. Eschatology. Psychopomp. Yeah, we're gonna get you guys, good

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scrabbled scores. If we have anything
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are gonna roll that scrabble tea balls. Yeah, you are, listeners delight

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to scrabble scores sing oh um.
Dogs were venerated in Sarastrianism. They were

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faithful and wise and spirit. Dogs
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the afterlife. I expect of that
patronum. Okay, And in ancient Indian

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tradition, Yama, the vaded god
of the dead, had two ferocious four

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eyed dogs as yeah, as scouts
and messengers searching the world for those about

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to die. Wow, I mean, I don't know what so uh badger

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sound. We don't have it.
We don't have one for that. I

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do it. I just do it
fresh every time. So beetlejuice. We'll

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just do it. Beetlejuice. That's
a great movie. Might I gotta watch

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that. I don't watch that tonight
while I pack. Now this is and

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we're well, you're gonna mention this
a million times, so get used to

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that idea. Um, this is
kind of like when we talked about reptiles,

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dragons, serpents. This is one
of those those kind of strangely inexplicable,

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inexplicable things that shows up in so
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of the of the dog as either
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always it's either the harbinger of death
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exit. And I think that's really
fascinating. And I mean, do you

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think, I mean, do you
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has been so associated with dogs once
is the domestication process there that they

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were required part, they were a
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that comes from. That's a very
good question. I'm not sure. The

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dog is a creature that has been
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and we're talking between seven and eight
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into being, culminating in society's greatest
canine friend that would be George Clinton's atomic

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dog. Well that's wow, wow
y bo yipp a, wow, wow,

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yippio yippa. That's what you say. Mine is right down here,

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though. Oh, we've taken a
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fierce, man, you know it. She's she's tried to Oh no,

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we have a story on the podcast. Remember asking her political questions? Oh

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yeah, I remember she hates uh
Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda, she lost

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her damn mine. That was great. Yeah, it's it's interesting. For

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some reason, it doesn't strike as
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the reptilian or the dragon crossing cultures
that way, Maybe because the dog isn't

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as fantastical. I don't know,
you know that to be that fantastic and

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to permeate all those cultures, to
me, is more striking than than a

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dog permeating all the cultures. See. For me, it's the mundanity of

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the dog that makes it interesting.
It makes me think that there's something there.

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It's it's that that that it's normal
enough that your eye slides off of

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it a little bit, and that's
the thing that makes me want to watch

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it all the more. Yeah.
Well, like it's like way more fun

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to stare at a girl's ass when
she's got those yoga pants and it's like

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you can almost see through them.
But like if a girl just had like

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I don't know, like short shorts
on, it's like you wouldn't even stare

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as much because it's like this potty
you. It's like trying to see war.

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You know, It's like you know, it's like you gotta do the

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work. It's like you're you're like
in a tug war with you and yoga

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pants, and it's like here I
am earning it. I'm doing the job.

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I gotta see this. But like
if it's just regular pants, you're

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like, well, I mean what
you what you give? What am I

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supposed to do? You told me
you dictated the terms of this arrangement,

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But yoga pants, this is open
negotiations. You got your two sides.

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You you're choosing the kind of table. You got a whole bunch of delegates.

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Everyone's got reams of paper, and
you're working it out. You're working

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it out. I want to you
offer what as my camerapha, how much

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can I see? I'd like to
see everything. Yolda pants are like,

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whoa buddy, Well the brakes,
I'm gonnavo. You see nothing and you

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just gotta work it out. Well, I hear reams of paper, canoe

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sticking my news, everyone's business.
I can't imagine that's gonna get to make

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it in because it's just me and
see, we'll see how the time rambling.

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We'll see how the timing works.
The great yoga pants negotiation. I'll

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tell you this, yoga pants less
than short shorts? Less less what less

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than the sign? Less than you
would rather see short shorts than yoga pants?

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Yeah? Okay, uh, all
right, what other culture we're gonna

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talk about? Hey? Norse mythology? Oh man, oh I love.

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We're gonna wrap up in this point. Two large wolves, Gary and Frecky,

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sit by Odin and may have helped
the ravens Hugen and Munin on their

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daily scouting missions. Yeah, their
names both roughly mean greedy or ravenous,

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Gary and Fricky. The granddaddy of
all hell hounds, though, is Cerberus.

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That's right, the three headed murder
tyrant Greek mythology, three headed dog

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who guards the entrance to Haydes,
charged with keeping the living out. He

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fulfilled this task, but four three
exceptions. One Harry Hamlin, two Harry

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Potter, and three Harry Diamond from
down at the seven to eleven. Who

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shuld me those takitos last night?
Damn you, Harry Diamond. The third

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one was Harry carry Harry carry hiy
servus. I don't think I like a

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dog that you lick me with three
hands, simultaneous dog. It's one that

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comes from the ballpark. Did you
ever see a dog with three hands?

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God? It was crazy, will
I hated it. It was like a

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terrible knap in there or something.
But I was already to dance. So

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what am I gonna do. Here's
a secret for you. If you ever

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want to do an impression, just
do it the way that somebody else does

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it. Yeah, and your golden
right. That's how I lived my life.

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Here are the three guys that made
it pass Cerberus who were alive,

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Orpheus, Aeneas, and Odysseus.
Not Perseus, not no, not Perseus.

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Perseus was the Medusa guy. Yeah, but that was a documentary with

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Harry Hamlin. I'm pretty sure he
killed Cerberus. So you know what that

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was? A two headed dog?
Was it? I think, shit,

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I'm gonna have to go back and
watch it, but I think it was

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two which in that case would be
Cerberus's brother Orpus, which lived on the

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island of the Hyclops, which Hercules
ended up killing. It's dangerous to be

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different back then. It's dangerous to
be Greek. Yeah, it's dangerous to

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dip your toe. In Greek mythology
too, because your toe comes back shriveled

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and stupid. Many descriptions include black
fur for cerberus, a serpent tail,

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and red flaming eyes. Red eyes
again fights hail. Carrying on or perhaps

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sparking the fearsome view of other worldly
dogs is the infamous account of the black

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Shuck in Suffolk, England, fifteen
seventy seven. The old black Shuck Black

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Shuck, a huge black canine the
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have busted through the doors of Holy
Trinity Church in blithe Berg and crushed through

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the doors on the other side,
killing a man and child and causing a

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steeple to fall in the process.
What a bastard, Yeah, that dog

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was the son of a bitch,
black shock, Can you dig it?

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It then ran to Saint Mary's Church
in Bungay, and the encounter was described

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thusly by Reverend Abraham Fleming. This
black dog or the durable, in such

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a likeness. God, he knoweth
all who work at all, running along

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down the body of the chat with
great swiftness, an incredible haste among the

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people, in a visible fool and
shape passed between two persons, and as

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they weren't even being upon their knees
they're occupied in prayers. It seemed around

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the necks of them both at once
instant claimed backward insomuch that even at a

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moment they were kneeled, they strangled
died. That's Middle English kind of sounds

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like a low grade penalty box,
really does. I have to believe,

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though, that we really play up
the extra vowels and syllables in oh yeah,

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in Middle English and Old English,
when in reality I'm sure, I'm

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sure phonetically it's we just talked the
same anyway. That's the account from Old

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Abraham Fleming. It's said to be
a demon or the devil himself, and

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commonly haunts the salt marshes, forests, crossroads, graveyards and coasts of East

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Anglia, or as I like to
call it, everywhere. Yeah, uh,

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spooky places in Suffolk and Norfolk.
To have it follow you on the

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road, Augur's sickness or death what. I don't know how you can augur

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death, but the black does.
Oh yeah, dude, he's always shucking

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shucks shucking shucker is going to shuck
in mother shucka yeah. In Essex,

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However, it is a guardian of
travelers, which is interesting as it contrasts

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with the common hellhound perception. And
that'll come back later. Actually, this

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guy's bucking the trend. He's like, I'm gonna be my own hellhound.

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Now you can't tell me how to
hellhound. Shut the shuck up? Owned,

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how I hound. Black Dogs are
a big part of British folklore.

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Again, either menacing travelers or protecting
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They are generally assumed to be spectral. There should be some sort of map

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that probably probably is you know what, if there's not, make one,

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okay. They are generally assumed to
be spectral, but can turn physically vicious

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if challenged, So don't get all
up in a hellhound's face, yo,

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don't challenge that. Don't be shucking
with this. Eh oh nice. There

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are several legends of black dogs in
England. Indeed, every county seems to

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have its own version, which we
will list some of shortly. Every county's

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version welcome to our first seven hour
podcast. If it sounds familiar. The

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black dog legend was the inspiration for
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Hound of the

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Baskavi is Bully easily easily least favorite
Sherlock episode. They really that one up

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by Oh hmm, I really didn't
care for that one. I don't know

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that I remembered enough. That's they
went to the like the weird underground research

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places search plays, right, Okay, I don't think I minded that one.

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I don't know. I love all
the Sherlock I really do two.

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That one that was easily that's the
bottom of the Yeah, well, have

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it ranked mine so it could be
the same thing. Well, why haven't

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you, dude, I've been to
keep sending I keep sending you the reminders.

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Hey, don't forget to rank your
your Sherlock episodes. Well when you

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reply to my Lost Girl episode,
listen to it. When something's important,

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you make time like ranking. That's
why that's why it took so long for

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Civil War to come out. Oh
noise. Moving on, Let's go through

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some example. Oh yeah, have
the best names. And for this,

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we are going to take a trip
with you, dear listener. For we

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are bringing you how around. Sorry
I didn't let go when I should have.

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We're starting out in the British Isles. I you know what you're gonna

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get it in the British Isles.
What are we gonna get a bar guest

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bar guest? Oh, but I
mean, come on, do you really

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think that's the only way to pronounce
that. I don't good because it's also

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the bar guest, the bar gest, the bow guest, oh, the

399
00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:46.800
burghest, the bar Quest. Oh
yeah, that's the video game based on

400
00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:51.280
chasing a dog. That's what I
do every Saturday. Actually, yeah,

401
00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:55.400
see go on my own bar Quest
World of bar Quest, Yorkshire, England.

402
00:35:55.840 --> 00:36:02.119
A huge black mastiff wrapped in or
dragging chains, appearing at the death

403
00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:07.400
of a famous person, followed by
all the dogs of the region, all

404
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:12.559
howling. I would love to see
a giant black dog dragging chains followed by

405
00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:15.400
a ton of dogs howling. Yeah, I mean I want to see it

406
00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:17.039
if I knew it was supernatural.
Otherwise it's just really sad, like we

407
00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:23.079
put those chains on that down.
Yeah. Also known as pad foot guytresh

408
00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:30.440
grim Striker and in whales say it, pronounce it perfectly. Ralph can kill

409
00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:36.880
you one shot, Flora gwilt ge
gwilt gee. I'll let it pass.

410
00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:42.239
Sounds like a magua name to me. Same thing, dude, How about

411
00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:47.239
we take a quick jaunt to Devon, England and the yeth hound, which

412
00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:52.840
is too easy, That's what that
is. It's too easy. A headless

413
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:58.960
black dog, maybe the spirit of
an unbaptized child which whales in the forest

414
00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:01.559
at night. Didn't you already cover
un baptized children? What happens to them?

415
00:37:01.840 --> 00:37:07.000
Dude? Lots of stuff happens to
them? Yeah, little bastards.

416
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:13.039
Yeah. What about up in Scotland, Scotland, you have got the ku

417
00:37:13.239 --> 00:37:16.599
seed? Oh yeah, coo seed. That's a huge dog that seas of

418
00:37:16.679 --> 00:37:22.079
a steer stod in dark green air. Yea, having supernatural space sped.

419
00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:27.960
Have you hear it? Spectral bark? Oh yep? Shelter sonny Jim,

420
00:37:28.199 --> 00:37:32.159
because there's no surviving here in that
barthday times you hear three times your skirt

421
00:37:32.239 --> 00:37:39.960
to death? Yea? D yeah
coo sid dude? How about we flying

422
00:37:40.079 --> 00:37:47.079
down to whales? Why? And
uh take a look at the con anun

423
00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:54.079
this is These are spectral hounds of
a nun the Welsh other world. White

424
00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:59.800
with red ears. They pursue wrongdoers
to take them too the other world.

425
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:07.000
Their growling is loudest when they are
farthest away. Weird and it also pretends

426
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:12.719
death. It's likened unto the wild
Hunt, which we have talked about before,

427
00:38:12.840 --> 00:38:16.239
and we will refresh you on short. They are also known as Gabriel

428
00:38:16.360 --> 00:38:22.440
Hounds in England. Really I haven't
heard that. Stay tuned, bitch,

429
00:38:23.719 --> 00:38:30.519
your ignorance disappoints me. And then
rounding out our British isles again we are

430
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:35.239
this is a very incomprehensive list.
We are giving you some highlights. There

431
00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:38.119
are a ton of these things.
If we left at your favorite spectral dog,

432
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:44.320
we apologize. Yeah, and let
us know Dartmoor, England the Devil's

433
00:38:44.519 --> 00:38:51.480
Dandy Dogs. Hello boys, a
pack of fire breathing, fire eyed hounds

434
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:57.760
led by the Devil himself on stormy
nights, getting their way and be torn

435
00:38:57.880 --> 00:39:02.079
to pieces. Dude, dogs work, but prayer can turn them aside.

436
00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:07.519
Also likened into the wild hunt.
What do we what do we? What

437
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:10.480
do we call that? The Halloween
thing? It's like the religious fire hose

438
00:39:10.519 --> 00:39:15.960
that pushes them away constant prayer.
Oh yeah, is that history? Halloween?

439
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:17.559
God? That was a long time
ago. I know. I was

440
00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:21.679
listening to him the other weekend.
I was just nerding out and I was

441
00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:24.840
like, oh, I'll just listen
to me, because I'm narcissistic, lunatic

442
00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:31.360
wand I listened to today, how
about me? I'm not making nearly enough

443
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:36.960
thout here by myself, but I
couldn't fake it if I just had a

444
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:43.239
recording of me and my friend David
Flora. Oh hour with you x.

445
00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:50.159
Now that's differently, that's different time, Matt Levin's okay. Uh. These

446
00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:57.519
are also known as whist towns,
Devil's Dandy dogs, whist towns. Yeah,

447
00:39:57.599 --> 00:40:00.280
yeah, yeah, yeah, all
right. Let's let's jump over to

448
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:06.039
Scandinavia and the Germanic regions and let's
tell you. Let's let's give you a

449
00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:12.480
quick refresher on the wild hunt.
Originally, this is uh this Germanic.

450
00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:17.960
This comes out of Germanic folklore.
Wait what what kind of folklore? Germanic

451
00:40:20.320 --> 00:40:23.199
Germanic? Yeah, because that's that's
a super German thing, the wild hunt,

452
00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:29.000
humans being torn apart by dogs.
This, I think, what do

453
00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:31.679
we talk When did we talk about
this? Uh? Yule? Probably?

454
00:40:31.840 --> 00:40:35.880
I think it was Yule that we
talked about. Not that I have a

455
00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:37.679
log. I don't have a log, not on the way you think I

456
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:39.840
said I had a log. Oh, first of the season. I'm gonna

457
00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:45.239
say it amount a million times.
This is a phantasmical group of huntsmen with

458
00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:52.960
the accouterments of hunting with horses and
hounds in mad pursuit across the skies or

459
00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:55.880
along the ground or just above it. So it's like a like a version

460
00:40:55.920 --> 00:41:00.320
of the Ghost Riders in the Sky. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, or

461
00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:16.320
the ghost version or version of Great
Seeing. The Wild Hunt was thought to

462
00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:22.880
presage some catastrophic events such as war
or plague, or at best, the

463
00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:28.920
death of the one who witnessed it. Yeah, okay, what happens?

464
00:41:29.480 --> 00:41:32.760
You die? What happens if you
see the Wild Hunt and they're chasing the

465
00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:36.880
moth man? How are you?
How bad? Is something about to go?

466
00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:42.599
Hmmm? Pretty bad, dude,
Pretty bad man. We could get

467
00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:45.719
real philosophical on this. We could
get deep on that ass, but we're

468
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:51.800
not going to. We're not going
to. Yeah, sat talk runs deep,

469
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:58.519
so deep. Put the listeners to
sleep. Uh, we're sticking with

470
00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:02.159
dogs. Sticking with dogs. Um. In the wake of a passing storm,

471
00:42:02.440 --> 00:42:07.519
with which the hunt was often identified, a black dog would be found

472
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:12.679
upon a neighboring hearth. To remove
it, it would need to be exercised

473
00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:16.639
similar to the custom for removing changelings. However, if it could not be

474
00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:20.880
removed by trickery, Wait, was
that the white hot? Was that the

475
00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:24.280
poker down the throat? Oh?
Maybe? Yeah? With the baby and

476
00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:31.840
you boil eggshells. And then it's
like, what's the dog couldn't ask in

477
00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:34.880
the first place? So how do
you know when to shut the poker in?

478
00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:37.920
M You know, I gotta be
honest, I don't think they thought

479
00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:45.280
through some of these remedies. If
if it couldn't be removed by trickery,

480
00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:49.400
however you do it. It must
be kept for a whole year and carefully

481
00:42:49.559 --> 00:42:53.119
tended. Wow, yeah, pretty
silly. That's that's how you adopt a

482
00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:58.320
dog. That's called fostering. Yeah, let it go. Yeah, And

483
00:42:58.519 --> 00:43:02.000
now, Dave, we moved into
the Norse region of the podcast that we

484
00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:07.480
already had forever ago. Are you
a Lillian to me now? Now we're

485
00:43:07.559 --> 00:43:13.880
buried in it? Finn rear Oh, yes, the gigantic wolf, the

486
00:43:14.039 --> 00:43:19.599
offspring of Loki, father of the
wolves Skull and Hati, who chase the

487
00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:23.960
Sun and Moon across the sky.
During Ragnarok, Skull and Hati will eat

488
00:43:24.039 --> 00:43:30.480
the Sun and Moon and Finn Rear
will break free from his chains which the

489
00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:37.000
gods have chained him up with,
and trule reek Havoc on the world,

490
00:43:37.199 --> 00:43:43.599
killing Odin before being killed by Odin's
son Vidar. Wow, Finn Rear is

491
00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:46.320
a badass. Yeah, do not
mess with Finn Rear. You should have

492
00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:52.000
a sign in your home do not
mess with Finn Rear. Gigantic wolf.

493
00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:57.079
Yeah? What was the name of
the wolf from um the Never Ending Story?

494
00:43:58.000 --> 00:44:00.159
The flying guy? No, that
was foul core. Yeah, no,

495
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:04.840
like the bad guy, the wolf
that was chasing in. I need

496
00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:08.679
to watch that. I haven't watched
that since the eighties. No fun fact.

497
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:15.000
The bully that picks on him is
Jack Black? Really? M wow?

498
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:22.800
Oh, atray you. I hope
your knowledge didn't betray you. Jesus

499
00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:31.239
real proud of that, baby.
I just shut out. Look at it,

500
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:37.000
everybody, look at it, Fin
Rear? Uhait wait wait okay,

501
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:43.199
but it's the never Ending Story three
oh three? That never mind. That

502
00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:46.559
doesn't count at all. Sorry,
dude. Jack Black was also in a

503
00:44:46.679 --> 00:44:54.159
commercial for Adventure by Atari. I
don't care um Oh. I got a

504
00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:59.199
tari when it was not cool to
have a tory, which means I bought

505
00:44:59.199 --> 00:45:02.679
a bunch of sh at big lots, and by buying it, I mean

506
00:45:02.800 --> 00:45:07.480
my parents buying it. Nice.
Finn Rey are also known as a warg.

507
00:45:08.360 --> 00:45:13.400
Whoa where have you heard warg before? Dave by j r r r

508
00:45:13.639 --> 00:45:16.960
r r r r r r Martin
Tolkien. That's right, that's right,

509
00:45:17.480 --> 00:45:22.360
huge huge wolf right. Yeah,
bad news so big, so bad,

510
00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:30.679
such news bad news wolves yeah.
Uh? Then still staying in Norse mythology,

511
00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:38.679
Garm or Garmer, and I'm darm. Arm is the bloodstained watchdog who

512
00:45:38.760 --> 00:45:44.079
guards the gates of Hell Hell.
Ever heard of this? With one hel

513
00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:49.440
Hell? Paul anything you can go
downtown you you buy some of this Hell

514
00:45:49.639 --> 00:45:55.960
for the weekend. Paul Hell,
Dave Hell Hell, his howling heralds the

515
00:45:57.039 --> 00:46:02.800
coming of Ragnarok. Garm also known
as Serma in Finland. That's pretty cool

516
00:46:04.440 --> 00:46:07.320
to our Finnish listeners, all one
of you, Yeah, and thank you

517
00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:09.440
for listening. By the way,
Guten's blured. Go back to our cryptocon

518
00:46:09.519 --> 00:46:16.440
test and find the heasy I speak
perfect Finish Finnish in it. But Arm

519
00:46:16.519 --> 00:46:27.920
though Hell Hell is Hell is the
region and also the goddess that that guards

520
00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:32.719
its coming with him over it Hell
one Hell. Yeah, But it means

521
00:46:32.760 --> 00:46:38.000
the floor I have has the questions
for you. Yeah, I'm so bods

522
00:46:38.039 --> 00:46:43.719
by this because you are speakings of
the Finland's and Siskansas navy is. It's

523
00:46:44.920 --> 00:46:47.760
do you have any things that's more
truman that I could be appreciate? Perhaps

524
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:54.559
maybe some Swatch vatches that on top
of a snake that looks via is maybe

525
00:46:54.760 --> 00:46:58.960
a snake and read to mind or
some I'm sing, but he's got the

526
00:46:59.039 --> 00:47:05.559
Swatch watches on it. Nine vehn
saa. This star is already making me

527
00:47:05.880 --> 00:47:14.639
so tat import They have a nice
selection of hooting gusts. Donka they have.

528
00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:17.760
I really showed I'm putting on too
much faith. What's the good well

529
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:23.199
made? If they have an hound
for you? So? Oh well,

530
00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:32.920
that's this name of this name is
alf Hakka alf fuca alf hakka fuca a

531
00:47:34.239 --> 00:47:45.360
fuca the gat this hien alf hakka
from Germany, gigantic demon dog which preys

532
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:53.239
on unwary travelers by leaping upon them
and growing heavier and heavier until the person

533
00:47:53.519 --> 00:48:00.079
is crushed, or if that doesn't
work, standing on its hind legs and

534
00:48:00.199 --> 00:48:04.480
growing until it can reach the person's
throat and tear it out. Yeesh,

535
00:48:04.960 --> 00:48:07.400
quick question, Flora. Okay,
we have a really good opportunity here to

536
00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:12.960
really calibrate the podcast. So,
you know, let's just see how far

537
00:48:13.079 --> 00:48:20.119
we get with this, Flora,
Alfacca, alfacca, alfacker, al fucker

538
00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:29.079
off fuker, al fucker alfawka.
So which ones of those are you going

539
00:48:29.199 --> 00:48:34.800
to beat? This is a really
good opportunity for us to really you know,

540
00:48:34.920 --> 00:48:37.119
it's like a well, yes,
no, which ones of those get

541
00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:47.159
beeped and which ones don't? Whoa
And we have to be sure, Flora,

542
00:48:47.320 --> 00:48:50.639
we have to know where the line
is. Yeah, we all do,

543
00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:59.800
so say we all. Uh,
the alfaca attacks at night, but

544
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:04.360
if the victim can survive until the
morning, they may get free. And

545
00:49:04.599 --> 00:49:07.760
that's that's enough of that one.
That's like that dollar in your pocket superpower.

546
00:49:09.960 --> 00:49:16.679
If the victim survives, they survive
dollar dollar in the park. Pocket

547
00:49:16.840 --> 00:49:22.679
is becoming a gold standard of Yeah
the podcast right now. Uh, let's

548
00:49:23.320 --> 00:49:29.360
jump over to Belgium. Um,
how it good? Is your best Belgian

549
00:49:29.559 --> 00:49:34.199
accent? I don't have one?
It sounds weird. Can we get a

550
00:49:34.280 --> 00:49:37.280
quick Can we get a Belgian in
here? Do we even know any Belgians?

551
00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:40.639
I don't think I do not even
one. None that are awake anyway.

552
00:49:40.920 --> 00:49:49.000
Oh, that's right, our Belgian's
asleep. What about the clued clue

553
00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:54.440
to Uh? This is a giant
dog that attacked travelers at night. They

554
00:49:55.079 --> 00:49:59.880
do not like the light. Uh. It's head had a blue flame around

555
00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:05.000
it, and it had a growing
ability like the alf haka. Oh that

556
00:50:05.079 --> 00:50:10.880
one made it through. Huh,
but unlike the off hucker, the off

557
00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:15.360
fucker, unlike the off fucker.
You're just doing this because you're at Disney

558
00:50:15.480 --> 00:50:19.599
right now. It's right. You
don't give a ship. Oh, I

559
00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:22.719
always give a ship. It's also
got a second name, the ash Heart.

560
00:50:23.559 --> 00:50:30.480
Yeah. So it's like a nose
shart itself. A lot of these,

561
00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:35.519
you guys, friends and lovers,
a lot of a lot of the

562
00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:40.719
same thing with different names in the
regions. Yeah. And and these regions

563
00:50:40.760 --> 00:50:45.840
aren't like hugely far from each they're
not. That makes I mean, it's

564
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:52.119
it makes sense. Now, Everyone
climb aboard this this completely wonderful commercial aircraft

565
00:50:52.199 --> 00:50:59.280
where smoking is totally legit. As
we fly to Asia, how about the

566
00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:04.840
ten cool. Oh it's from China
and it's a huge celestial dog with a

567
00:51:04.920 --> 00:51:07.800
tail like a comet, and it
comes to earth looking for kids to eat.

568
00:51:08.039 --> 00:51:12.639
Yeah, and if they couldn't find
a child, sure, I'll eat

569
00:51:12.639 --> 00:51:16.119
your liver. Yep, got an
adult, got a liver, it needs

570
00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:20.360
that liver. I'm gonna a lot
of essential oils. Yeah. Also a

571
00:51:20.440 --> 00:51:24.239
hunts at night there. Yeah.
You know what what? Asia very big

572
00:51:24.280 --> 00:51:30.079
on the dog as guardian. Yeah, not so much as the dog that

573
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:35.559
everyone's very familiar with, the big
sculptural guardian dog. Yeah. A lot

574
00:51:35.599 --> 00:51:38.840
of a lot of guardian dogs in
Asia. Good good dogs, good good

575
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:45.320
dogs, sit good. What if
we went to amery Cap go back and

576
00:51:45.440 --> 00:51:52.599
listen to El Dorado Eldarto the America's
I'm lumping them together, but we're gonna

577
00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:58.679
start in mixical, lump them with
the Cadejo. Who you calling Kiddejo?

578
00:51:58.920 --> 00:52:04.400
Yeah. Mama usually appears in the
form of in the form of a large

579
00:52:04.760 --> 00:52:08.440
and I mean up to the size
of a cow, shaggy dog with burning

580
00:52:08.519 --> 00:52:13.719
red eyes and a goat's hoofs.
That's a new one. Yeah, appears

581
00:52:13.800 --> 00:52:16.760
two travelers when Dave, when when
do you think this thing comes out?

582
00:52:17.199 --> 00:52:24.760
Because it's midnight, It's got a
herd of a lion and the wings of

583
00:52:25.039 --> 00:52:29.800
the bat. Because it's me anight, that's correct, and that's an actual

584
00:52:29.880 --> 00:52:32.719
song by Limousine. I believe you. Okay, at first I thought you

585
00:52:32.840 --> 00:52:39.559
were a TG. I'm not dendicating
this one to lead Billy comes out of

586
00:52:39.679 --> 00:52:44.679
night and apparently this one comes in
two models for you, Dave. Oh

587
00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:49.280
yeah, a white one and a
black one. Oh and one of them's

588
00:52:49.960 --> 00:52:52.880
the white one. They come in, yes, and no varieties. White

589
00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:55.920
one will help you, a black
one will hurt. Yeah. Speaking to

590
00:52:57.679 --> 00:53:02.280
the day hoe, speaking to it. Talking to it will also induce insanity

591
00:53:02.480 --> 00:53:07.760
in you or the dog in you. Oh so that like just blabbering at

592
00:53:07.800 --> 00:53:10.360
it's not like a good defense.
I mean, don't don't be like kapasa

593
00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:19.199
amigo, because you're gonna be like
wow, wow, I really enjoyed that.

594
00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:22.639
Okay, well, what if we
just stayed in Mexico and Chuck checked

595
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:29.159
out the shaladdle. Let's do it. This mother Hubbard is a god associated

596
00:53:29.199 --> 00:53:34.199
with lightning, fire, sickness,
deformities, and death everything. Jesus,

597
00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:37.960
not Jesus, not not at all, not even close. But I mean

598
00:53:38.000 --> 00:53:43.519
I can believe it because this thing
is the shalattle. And we tried chocolattle.

599
00:53:44.119 --> 00:53:47.079
Oh gosh, that was That was
death. That was just terrible.

600
00:53:47.360 --> 00:53:52.920
That was death. It's the twin
of ketsuquaddle and appearing hitting the bottle,

601
00:53:53.400 --> 00:53:59.039
hitting the bottle. It appears as
a hairless dog and it guards the sun

602
00:53:59.559 --> 00:54:06.519
when it through the underworld at night. Another guardian in the underworld a dog.

603
00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:12.320
Well, that's what they do,
They're a guardian guard What else we

604
00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:17.159
got? How about the calcona of
Chile That is a dog with a long

605
00:54:17.360 --> 00:54:22.360
goat like fleece and a tangled beard, and it scares travelers, but he

606
00:54:22.440 --> 00:54:29.519
just wants food. When does he
scare them at night? Presumably dogs at

607
00:54:29.599 --> 00:54:34.000
night? What do you got,
Fluriba, I'm gonna jump all the way

608
00:54:34.800 --> 00:54:38.639
north, and I'm talking all the
way north. In Inuit mythology, what

609
00:54:39.639 --> 00:54:45.559
we've got the Amarrock, which is
a gigantic wolf said to hunt down and

610
00:54:45.719 --> 00:54:51.199
devour anyone foolish enough to hunt alone
at night. Yeah, that makes sense.

611
00:54:51.800 --> 00:54:55.800
It's similar to the kilt, which
is a hairless dog, and the

612
00:54:57.440 --> 00:55:01.119
Wahila, which is a wolf like
crip. Did notice I'm saying cryptid and

613
00:55:01.239 --> 00:55:07.000
not a creature from mythology? And
the Souslika, which is an Alaskan a

614
00:55:07.239 --> 00:55:17.679
version souslika, so slika, alfakka, and and rounding out our trip around

615
00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:22.760
the globe? What else we got
the key word also Inuit? This mother

616
00:55:22.880 --> 00:55:29.239
Hubbard is a bald dog spirit.
It's got hair on his ears, feet,

617
00:55:29.360 --> 00:55:31.519
mouth, and tail at tip,
but nowhere else. It's like a

618
00:55:32.760 --> 00:55:37.880
kind of like where a lion has
its main Really, I guess it's huge

619
00:55:38.559 --> 00:55:44.320
and scary and it makes spooky sounds. It's all like, oh, it's

620
00:55:44.400 --> 00:55:47.360
scared of sounds. Actually, oh, I rest misread that. It's it's

621
00:55:47.440 --> 00:55:52.519
real. It's real scary to look
at. But if you're like then it's

622
00:55:52.599 --> 00:55:55.199
like I thought it made scary sounds, so it'd like creep up and be

623
00:55:55.320 --> 00:56:05.320
like Spider's delight shield doing dear no, actually creeps up and it's like will

624
00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:12.159
will oh man look at the buttocks? So um, that's a that's a

625
00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:15.920
trip around the world. How make
your way to customs? Declare everything and

626
00:56:16.360 --> 00:56:20.920
don't tell them if you put anything
up here about to smuggle it? Dave,

627
00:56:21.039 --> 00:56:24.079
is there anything you think these things
could actually be besides just folk tales?

628
00:56:25.719 --> 00:56:29.039
I you know what I think it
is. I think that the reason

629
00:56:29.079 --> 00:56:31.119
why there's so much homogeneity here is
and I think that dogs have been a

630
00:56:31.159 --> 00:56:37.039
part of our culture for such a
long time that that we we incorporate them

631
00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:38.840
on a level that we don't with
other animals. You know, other animals

632
00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:43.079
have trying to you know, think
of examples. You're like, oh,

633
00:56:43.440 --> 00:56:49.519
that they have associations. But there's
something to my opinion that there's something much

634
00:56:49.559 --> 00:56:54.199
more deep with with mankind's connection with
dogs. And so I think it makes

635
00:56:54.239 --> 00:57:00.519
sense that they that that incorporates into
our death and I and I think that

636
00:57:00.719 --> 00:57:04.000
especially in a lot of cultures.
You know, there was when you died,

637
00:57:04.119 --> 00:57:07.039
you know, your dogs were killed
with you. And I can see

638
00:57:07.079 --> 00:57:09.639
how that would Yeah, they're gonna
guide you in That's what God dogs do.

639
00:57:09.880 --> 00:57:13.159
You know, they find the prey
and they guide you to it,

640
00:57:13.239 --> 00:57:16.159
you know, that role for the
living. I can see how that could

641
00:57:16.639 --> 00:57:21.559
easily be kind of pushed into the
now for the dead category. Yeah,

642
00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:24.159
with a description of these that that
we've thrown out there, you know,

643
00:57:24.239 --> 00:57:30.960
they could fall in the demon category. Oh easily easily in fire. What

644
00:57:30.159 --> 00:57:36.440
else do you need? Oh?
Yeah, uh, the alien category has

645
00:57:36.519 --> 00:57:42.360
been thrown out there. George Suklos, sound is such a thing even possible?

646
00:57:43.400 --> 00:57:47.159
Yes, it is? This to
me in listening to a bunch of

647
00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:53.880
stuff the spectral or or spooky cats
that that are talked about. Yeah,

648
00:57:55.079 --> 00:58:06.079
spectre cats, spiders, those fall
more alien to me rather than dogs.

649
00:58:06.159 --> 00:58:08.079
I don't know, Aliens is lower
on my list. I don't know.

650
00:58:08.280 --> 00:58:10.760
It's you know, folklore is up
at the top. We don't have to

651
00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:15.639
necessarily explain this stuff. It's all
mythology, folklore and fun to talk about.

652
00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:24.119
Whether some of the stuff happened or
not. Or things like the Shinka

653
00:58:24.159 --> 00:58:29.719
warricke that we talked about it back
in the Old Miscrypted Contest a while ago,

654
00:58:30.079 --> 00:58:35.960
would fall under this this category.
Probably it's a canine like creature.

655
00:58:36.000 --> 00:58:39.559
And yeah, the Wahila is a
lot like that from the Inuit and the

656
00:58:39.719 --> 00:58:45.079
lask and Canadian all that territory.
But I think you're right. You know,

657
00:58:45.440 --> 00:58:51.079
dogs have been there. Yeah,
foe ever and ever and ever and

658
00:58:51.280 --> 00:58:58.079
ever and hopefully, in my opinion, away stay there, foe. But

659
00:58:58.559 --> 00:59:01.760
if you do get followed by by
one of these at night, you're just

660
00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:07.360
you're just screwed. Don't don't pretend
you have a choice. Keep keep your

661
00:59:07.440 --> 00:59:12.880
distance. But it maybe they don't
look at its eyes. Maybe there for

662
00:59:13.000 --> 00:59:15.760
protection, but it may be there
to uck your shit. So we don't

663
00:59:15.880 --> 00:59:22.480
have advice for you in the end. But what we do have after we

664
00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:28.480
wrap this up in a black,
fiery eyed nutshell, what do we have

665
00:59:28.760 --> 00:59:31.639
plodding along beside us here in the
dark? Our constant companion, the one

666
00:59:31.679 --> 00:59:37.719
who keeps us safe pawns so Flora, the eternal question who goes there?

667
00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:39.960
That's right, who goes first?
I'll go first, go for it.

668
00:59:40.360 --> 00:59:47.519
I have the first dog, a
black Portuguese water dog Jesus picked up in

669
00:59:47.639 --> 00:59:54.800
Devon. It's the if we can
hound. Oh God, is that Athona

670
00:59:54.840 --> 01:00:00.440
accent? Well, you know there
is a there's a variety of dog,

671
01:00:00.840 --> 01:00:06.880
spectral dog that is also a harbinger
of the end of an evening of partying.

672
01:00:07.159 --> 01:00:09.639
Yeah, it's how like, especially
at a frat house. Like people

673
01:00:09.719 --> 01:00:14.400
who have this vision of this dog
know that the good times are over.

674
01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:25.559
It's the hurlhound for some of it
just begins right in Wrigleyville at ten am.

675
01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:34.199
Oh god, alright, I have
I have a huge dog with a

676
01:00:34.400 --> 01:00:37.800
powdery coat. Did it save a
deer's life? It didn't, It didn't.

677
01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:42.000
It is the dog powder no,
okay, But it guards the fridges

678
01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:51.840
of hell from bad odor. Okay, it's garment hammer. That's great,

679
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:54.480
all right, all right, I
got I got one for you here do

680
01:00:54.639 --> 01:01:00.559
you? Yeah? Good new sponsor
for the podcast. You like in meats

681
01:01:00.880 --> 01:01:05.519
and I do. And you like
hot food and I do. Come on

682
01:01:05.679 --> 01:01:10.519
down to Big Al's Devil Dandy Dogs. It's it's as though it's staring at

683
01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:16.280
you bailefully and on fire. That's
how hot those dogs are. Tasty boom

684
01:01:19.159 --> 01:01:22.199
damns. Puns and you know what
else puns need because we roll like a

685
01:01:22.320 --> 01:01:29.119
pack pack mentality. I need a
whole grip of listener mail up on the

686
01:01:29.239 --> 01:01:44.800
ass. Dave. Yeah, but
this is me. It don't look speaking

687
01:01:44.880 --> 01:01:50.079
to you Dave specifically, Well,
I mean, don't Luke. I mean,

688
01:01:50.199 --> 01:01:52.559
that's really really nice to you to
talk to me that this is a

689
01:01:52.679 --> 01:02:00.880
slightly more seriously man. But thank
you for the most recent discussion and aliens

690
01:02:00.159 --> 01:02:06.679
theory. More to the point of
television program, Don Luke. If you're

691
01:02:06.679 --> 01:02:08.000
a fan of that show, I'll
find a way to watch. Is the

692
01:02:08.039 --> 01:02:14.159
subject that I have a particularly strong
feelings about. Tell me Don Luke as

693
01:02:14.199 --> 01:02:22.039
an inspiring archologists, human coologist,
human kindstability to create things, anything to

694
01:02:22.280 --> 01:02:25.440
leave permanent traces of ourselves on the
planet. Wait wait, wait, Don

695
01:02:25.519 --> 01:02:30.719
Luke, did you say oncologists,
archaeologists, archaeologists? Sorry, that is

696
01:02:30.760 --> 01:02:37.119
a capacity that I have always found
very all inspiring. That being said,

697
01:02:37.239 --> 01:02:44.519
I always found the idea that people
ascribe great achievements to horness space aliens a

698
01:02:44.719 --> 01:02:50.119
little frustrating. But there goes a
little deeper than that. What makes me

699
01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:55.000
downright angry is when people credit these
aliens was creating every single facet of a

700
01:02:55.199 --> 01:03:01.000
culture. When they say that these
people are primitive, uncivilized, unable to

701
01:03:01.119 --> 01:03:07.320
do anything to create for themselves.
The orientation of history that leads us to

702
01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:13.519
dismiss ancient people's as unimportant. I'm
physically unable to wash the ancient alias show.

703
01:03:14.519 --> 01:03:16.159
Oh it's because it's a show.
Thank you, Don Lukan, You're

704
01:03:16.199 --> 01:03:20.440
correct. Keep trucking. I'm not
done listening to you. But they do

705
01:03:20.599 --> 01:03:25.079
not focus on Europe or the creator
civilization. Hell though they wouldn't. They

706
01:03:25.159 --> 01:03:30.199
focus on areas that can be dismissed
the unimportant to the great narrative of Western

707
01:03:30.360 --> 01:03:36.920
civilization, places like Utah. Especially
frustrating is the dismissal of the Native American

708
01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:44.159
contributions truth preach brother, I feel
deeply that the ancient Aliens paradigm is done

709
01:03:44.159 --> 01:03:50.360
are harmful to any real appreciation we
can have for other cultures or shared history,

710
01:03:50.440 --> 01:03:54.079
for building bridges, but during cultures
currently at each other's throats. This,

711
01:03:54.800 --> 01:03:59.159
this is true, but painfully true. Don't know. I gotta I

712
01:03:59.239 --> 01:04:01.159
gotta be honest. I mean should
I should I go at least let Sergey

713
01:04:01.159 --> 01:04:03.599
Garcia. You know that you're around. I mean no, he kind of

714
01:04:03.679 --> 01:04:10.800
likes you. No, Sergeant Arstia
could not understand the concept that we have

715
01:04:11.000 --> 01:04:15.400
in the gravity of the situation.
Okay, okay, okay, okay,

716
01:04:15.599 --> 01:04:19.599
fine, But I want to thank
you guys for thanking mister Sukulo sent company

717
01:04:19.679 --> 01:04:26.920
to task and for consistently championing Commas
sense while still being open minded. Well

718
01:04:27.280 --> 01:04:31.119
grassiest, don luke Grassies. I
have to give the Siberian value of death

719
01:04:31.199 --> 01:04:39.519
episode, as with all episodes,
five me writing Reindeers out of five ya

720
01:04:39.639 --> 01:04:43.920
ya, and so thank you for
reading. I give you a pun.

721
01:04:44.679 --> 01:04:49.199
Give them your pun. Did you
hear that the History Channel as the new

722
01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:58.679
television show he talks about possible estroterestri
urgins of artificial Sweden what they called who

723
01:04:58.760 --> 01:05:10.920
cares what it's called. It's hosted
by Giorgio Scarros. He just disappeared.

724
01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:16.440
He's so charming. I know what
Sergeant Garcia is season him. Thank you,

725
01:05:17.079 --> 01:05:21.760
thank you, Don Lowe. We
agree whole heartedly. This is we're

726
01:05:21.840 --> 01:05:24.960
changing things up a little bit.
I gotta I gotta riddle for you.

727
01:05:25.239 --> 01:05:29.079
Okay, what's another name for a
lime? A line? A lime?

728
01:05:29.480 --> 01:05:33.239
Oh? A lime? Um?
A green lemon, A dark lemon?

729
01:05:34.239 --> 01:05:41.000
Mother you. Yeah. By the
way, in the history of the world,

730
01:05:41.559 --> 01:05:46.679
the world's best motherfers have always been
said by Joe PESHI mother. He

731
01:05:46.800 --> 01:05:51.320
kind of just cocks that. He's
so mad. All right, let's do

732
01:05:51.480 --> 01:05:56.760
a dark lemon. What's good to
see love the palmistry show? Yea,

733
01:05:57.400 --> 01:06:00.159
And especially about talking about how the
state of the part the time rather than

734
01:06:00.199 --> 01:06:06.159
the future. And he made him
wonder if it has its roots in medical

735
01:06:06.199 --> 01:06:10.000
examination, which I think so.
I think. I don't think there was

736
01:06:10.039 --> 01:06:13.239
a time when there wasn't a difference, when there was all it was all

737
01:06:13.239 --> 01:06:16.679
the same thing. Yeah. Formally, most systematic examinations i'd be at cardiovascular

738
01:06:16.760 --> 01:06:21.760
respiratory elementary begin with a general inspection
of the patient and examination of the hands

739
01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:25.920
and this is you know, even
the hands are kind of missed for brevity.

740
01:06:26.000 --> 01:06:30.440
He says fun interjection here that when
people die and their bodies are donated

741
01:06:30.480 --> 01:06:35.199
to science, the two things people
have the biggest problems with are the face

742
01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:40.440
and the hands. So during training
they have to put covers over the heads

743
01:06:40.480 --> 01:06:43.760
of the corpses and also over the
hands. There's something about the hands that

744
01:06:43.920 --> 01:06:46.599
really affect people. It's very interesting. He goes on to say that as

745
01:06:46.639 --> 01:06:51.760
well as pulse rate and character,
nail changes are indicative of mineral abnormalities,

746
01:06:53.599 --> 01:06:58.480
um liver problems, different types of
tremors, and there's just a lot of

747
01:06:58.519 --> 01:07:04.199
other pathogenic common signs. Roth spots, Jane Waye lesions. You get Jane

748
01:07:04.239 --> 01:07:11.039
way lesions from watching too much Voyager, that's a fact. Those firefly man

749
01:07:11.480 --> 01:07:17.719
dark lemon real quick? What are
blood spots on feet and hands? Like

750
01:07:18.360 --> 01:07:24.760
feet around the Yeah, I also
get blood spots all over, usually right

751
01:07:24.840 --> 01:07:30.880
after chainsaw murdering. Mine is usually
after drinking. Oh well, I mean

752
01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:34.599
dark lemon assumed right underneath the skin
though, It's like capillaries are busting or

753
01:07:34.639 --> 01:07:38.199
something. What is that? What
is that? Oh? Yeah, We've

754
01:07:38.199 --> 01:07:43.800
got a question for you. How
about that stuck on that dark Oh,

755
01:07:43.920 --> 01:07:47.320
and he points out that the bulgy
bit on the hand is not the flexor

756
01:07:47.519 --> 01:07:51.320
polysis. I think I thought it
was extensor openings, but I don't know,

757
01:07:51.599 --> 01:07:56.440
but rather the thin r eminence,
which is a pretty cool name.

758
01:07:56.519 --> 01:08:00.159
I agree with you, Dark Lemon. Is it not the fin rear up?

759
01:08:01.159 --> 01:08:05.440
But and and thank you dark Lemon. That is nitpicking though, and

760
01:08:05.679 --> 01:08:12.360
not really worth the penalty box courts
time. Oh saving money for texts,

761
01:08:12.639 --> 01:08:15.239
that's right, that's right. He
would decry Adam for calling out dark lemonade,

762
01:08:15.279 --> 01:08:21.039
but that would make him Adam the
cursed mane oh whoop, I am

763
01:08:21.479 --> 01:08:30.760
thanks Dark Lemon Dave. We heard
from listener Blinovich. Whoa Blinovich? Is

764
01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:33.800
it written in what does he make? What? What does he make?

765
01:08:33.880 --> 01:08:41.520
Say to us? Blinovich not really
pun make what? But crady superpower?

766
01:08:42.239 --> 01:08:45.920
Ah, yes is make benefit glorious
podcast, Give to me super pour.

767
01:08:46.279 --> 01:08:53.680
Blinovich not really is make superpower,
but his friend come up with I listening

768
01:08:54.399 --> 01:09:00.560
the ability to travel through time but
only to shop for fresh produce a farmer's

769
01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:06.239
market. Lots of ruldoos based superpowers. You are noticing noticing of late I'm

770
01:09:06.399 --> 01:09:20.359
watching thank you, Blinovic. Up
next a lot uh favorite library and literally

771
01:09:20.560 --> 01:09:27.880
favorite library. Literally. Laterally,
it turns out there's a real thing of

772
01:09:28.159 --> 01:09:31.479
bigfoot erotica. I have not read
any of it, but that's what I'm

773
01:09:31.560 --> 01:09:39.840
doing now. I'm going to read
that right away audible audible listen. Uh

774
01:09:40.039 --> 01:09:43.600
yeah, she said, might not
be appropriate for the uh the library Bigfoot

775
01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:46.960
program, but I guess they do
have fifty shades and some Amish erotica.

776
01:09:47.439 --> 01:09:53.840
What yeah, a lot of mentioned
m Yeah, i'mish rodica. But you

777
01:09:53.880 --> 01:09:58.000
know, whatever, whatever we do, they do half again. So yeah,

778
01:09:58.720 --> 01:10:06.359
they work hard and they play hard. Cool. Everybody raise a barn.

779
01:10:09.960 --> 01:10:15.399
Thank you, Lana. Thanks.
I've heard of like crypti erotica.

780
01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:19.199
I'm looking it up. I think
if you do it halfway decently, you

781
01:10:19.399 --> 01:10:24.279
make a ton of money. That's
what I've heard. Well, then we

782
01:10:24.439 --> 01:10:29.960
are in the crypted erotica business.
Come on, we have we have years

783
01:10:30.079 --> 01:10:34.039
of institutional crypto knowledge. Yeah,
you know how to land to Corey.

784
01:10:34.239 --> 01:10:42.319
Yeah, we know how to make
the Totsom Totsal squirm. Gross. I

785
01:10:42.399 --> 01:10:51.720
apologize for that one, but thank
you, Lana. Did you hear that?

786
01:10:51.960 --> 01:11:00.800
Okay, well, I guess I'll
just he's right behind you. Turned

787
01:11:00.880 --> 01:11:06.920
off the motor. Mickey Wheels went
pre style, kept it under five.

788
01:11:08.319 --> 01:11:15.359
Mikey Wheels is not gonna PG his
story. Mother. Yeah, literary integrity's

789
01:11:15.399 --> 01:11:21.920
important. Nice, That's all Mikey
Wheels has to say. He's not going

790
01:11:23.039 --> 01:11:30.359
to sacrifice artistic integrity. I love
nor shitty for a couple of healed podcasters,

791
01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:38.039
right raising raising an IPA to you
play. I'm gonna respect your decision

792
01:11:38.159 --> 01:11:43.239
by by continuing to make references to
the gIBIS. Oh, we got one

793
01:11:43.359 --> 01:11:50.520
from our prodigal son. Who uh
that bad boy makes good Danny Giblets.

794
01:11:50.680 --> 01:11:58.600
Danny Giblets, Jesus he he in
honor of blurry October. He wants the

795
01:11:58.640 --> 01:12:01.720
EVP link. You know what,
Danny, I'd be happy to send you

796
01:12:01.800 --> 01:12:08.159
the EVP link. I sent it
to a few folks a couple of weeks

797
01:12:08.199 --> 01:12:14.039
ago. I think apparently their site
is under maintenance. Oh no, yeah,

798
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they say they're going to be back, but we've been probably keeping them

799
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running. Who knows, I don't
know. I apologize to everybody who has

800
01:12:21.319 --> 01:12:27.600
wanted that lately. They are elsewhere
or something. Maybe, Yeah, but

801
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the site that we referenced is under
construction or it's m I A, it's

802
01:12:33.680 --> 01:12:38.239
a wall, it's it's not there
right now. Hopefully it'll be back.

803
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If it does come back, I'll
be sending everybody the link, or at

804
01:12:41.840 --> 01:12:45.199
least telling everybody, Hey, go
to that link again. Yeah, if

805
01:12:45.279 --> 01:12:47.560
you haven't gotten a chance to listen
to it. But that's what's going on

806
01:12:47.760 --> 01:12:54.520
right now. So I'm sorry,
I'm sorry that we'll get there. Danny

807
01:12:54.560 --> 01:12:57.560
also want to say that he loves
the show, so thank you sir well,

808
01:12:57.760 --> 01:13:00.079
and he says, suck up and
all your your lineage. This is

809
01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:03.359
a new Danny. Okay, he's
out of the twelve step. He's apologized

810
01:13:03.399 --> 01:13:06.880
for his transgressions. He realized what's
happened to his father and his grandfather.

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Yeah. He ends with a ps
R I p Artemis Reginald Giblet h thank

812
01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:19.119
you Danny Giblets. And rounding out
our listener mail, who do we have?

813
01:13:19.560 --> 01:13:24.079
We must turn our eyes to the
skies and see how do you got

814
01:13:24.159 --> 01:13:31.840
Doddy? Oh, dude, Lunar
Kitty knows how to part. Wants us

815
01:13:31.920 --> 01:13:35.239
to know that, uh that if
we're talking, if you're all talking about

816
01:13:35.279 --> 01:13:42.399
bourbon, give eagle rare a try
eagle rare single malt scotch age ten years

817
01:13:43.000 --> 01:13:46.960
and wasn't a fan of bourbon until
a friend recommended that one to her,

818
01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:53.319
and after that she's she's hooked on
it. Eagle River Eagle, Rare Eagle,

819
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Rare, Eagle, Rare. Okay, I've never heard of it.

820
01:13:55.359 --> 01:13:58.680
I'm gonna track that down. For
two things I like is new things and

821
01:13:58.840 --> 01:14:02.199
being drunk. Yeah, I'll check
it out. Lunar Kitty, I'll tell

822
01:14:02.239 --> 01:14:12.640
you if it's good. That's hilarious. And Lana clipp and save. Maybe

823
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this is a bottle worth taking to
a party and not letting anybody have any

824
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of them. Right, I might
try it. I gotta tell you,

825
01:14:17.800 --> 01:14:21.880
though, if it's scotch, I'll
be very unhappy. Oh no, I

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think that that's the point that she
tried some scotch, and I don't mean

827
01:14:26.760 --> 01:14:29.840
it's similar to the scotch. I
don't know. I confused by that,

828
01:14:29.880 --> 01:14:31.560
but I'm still drinking it. I'm
not gonna stop. You can't stop it.

829
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You don't know me. I thank
you guys kind of know me.

830
01:14:33.680 --> 01:14:39.920
At this point. I'll fall by
the way. I don't even remember what

831
01:14:40.039 --> 01:14:46.439
podcast episode it was, but apparently
I was just happily dropping memories of my

832
01:14:47.279 --> 01:14:53.840
past sexual exploits of some kind or
another, and received a number of text

833
01:14:53.920 --> 01:14:58.720
messages from my mom, who was
on a road trip listening to the podcast

834
01:14:58.760 --> 01:15:02.680
because she's wonderful and port of and
she was like, uh, good good,

835
01:15:02.720 --> 01:15:08.319
he used sorry, Mom, this
is an honest podcast and gonna say

836
01:15:08.520 --> 01:15:12.520
players gonna play mama, player gonna
play grown ass man, grown as I'm

837
01:15:12.560 --> 01:15:16.520
a grown ass man. Grown ass
man's got needs. Okay, this is

838
01:15:16.640 --> 01:15:19.119
I'm gonna get more texts at this
point that I have to stop there.

839
01:15:19.479 --> 01:15:23.680
Thanks everybody for writing in. We're
gonna get to uh to some more.

840
01:15:24.319 --> 01:15:28.800
Dave is off to the the world. That's right. I love Disney World.

841
01:15:28.960 --> 01:15:31.720
We shouldn't shouldn't have a highatus.
The next one in the old barrel

842
01:15:32.000 --> 01:15:40.279
is the Old Ghost Story episode Classic
Bird third annual. Uh, I'll bet

843
01:15:40.319 --> 01:15:43.600
you there's a couple of old ladies
who might be making an appearance before the

844
01:15:43.680 --> 01:15:47.399
month is out. We'll see,
will will We We might have buddocks are

845
01:15:47.520 --> 01:15:53.840
not tight, but they do have
some some good ideas, and we do

846
01:15:54.000 --> 01:15:58.239
have a bullstone in the flip.
Yes, we'll see when that when that

847
01:15:58.359 --> 01:16:01.000
fires off, boom in the meantime, though, you can do us a

848
01:16:01.319 --> 01:16:05.680
huge solid and go to the Facebook
page and like us. Yes you haven't

849
01:16:05.760 --> 01:16:10.880
yet, go to Twitter, follow
us Blurry Underscore Photos. You can go

850
01:16:11.039 --> 01:16:14.039
to YouTube. I'm gonna try to
put some more up soon. Like I

851
01:16:14.119 --> 01:16:17.439
always say, get us on Pinterest. Just I don't know how you would

852
01:16:17.479 --> 01:16:20.119
do that, yeah, especially since
we don't have an account. Do you

853
01:16:20.199 --> 01:16:25.880
have to make an account to be
pinnable? I will yeah, Okay,

854
01:16:26.000 --> 01:16:27.399
I mean I don't know how it
works, man, I don't know.

855
01:16:27.439 --> 01:16:30.520
I don't. I don't. Ever, you crank a lever and you turn

856
01:16:30.600 --> 01:16:34.319
a swatch, virtual bill, bulletin
boards, pick out a paint for all

857
01:16:34.359 --> 01:16:38.880
the stuff you like. You can
hit our donate button and give us some

858
01:16:39.039 --> 01:16:42.399
lurur. Yeah, I know how
that works works out well, works out

859
01:16:42.479 --> 01:16:45.560
well. When people don't steal your
money on eway. Well, we've had

860
01:16:45.600 --> 01:16:48.960
some problems. We'll get it back. We'll get that store set up.

861
01:16:49.640 --> 01:16:55.039
Also, one more time, audible
trial dot com slash blurry Photos, do

862
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it. Do it? Sign up
there and you get a free audio book,

863
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You get books, we get things, and everybody wins. Everybody wins.

864
01:17:01.920 --> 01:17:12.119
But for this episode of Bltery Photos, I have been David b h

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01:17:12.680 --> 01:17:17.079
Bar guest b our Bar, guest
Flora. Yeah. I mean, I

866
01:17:17.159 --> 01:17:19.640
was gonna boo you a lot,
but then I was gonna say, and

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I have been David bow wow wow, Yippio Yippi A bow Wow, Yippio

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Yippi A Stacco bow Wow Wow,
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Yippie a t