And welcome back to the eighty seventh annual west Chesterfield Cryptid Show with your hosts
Flint Gatesman and Delbert Ketcham. Welcome back to the eighty seventh venue lest Chesterfield
Cryptid Club Freak Show. It is amazing to be here. It is amazing
to see all of nature's most insane abnormalities here on display today. That's right,
Delbert, you gotta find selection of all kinds of crazy cryptids today.
They are going to be fine for the prestigious award a blue Ribbon of the
west Chesterfield twenty fourteen Crypton Club Best in Show, Right you are, Flint.
Now we've already finished competition for the airborne cryptids. But I'll tell you
what my favorite has and always will be the cryptids that are bound to the
earth. These are the walkers, the crawlers, the slitherers, and the
rollers. That's right, Delbert. It's been twenty years since a roller one
the competition, and it's going to be tough competition for anyone going against any
of these fair, unfair cryptids. Oh, you hit the nail on the
head to place you off bag, Delbot. But we've got them coming out
now, here's the parade of land Dwelling Cottage. Oh look at them.
They are such fang examples of whatever it is. They are Marley days in
the Cryptid Club. We called this a hobo's nightmare. Here's the first into
the field. The yo Yo Yo kai I said before. Here they comes
rolling down. This is just an amazing specimen. It says that the Westchester
Fieldcrypted Club is ready to step into the new millennium and embrace cultures from around
the world. And I'm just tickled shitless about it. Here's our second contestant
for the Landwellers, the man Tacklaw. What a fine coat of crimson.
This one is spotting for this competition. You couldn't be more right, Flint,
this is an amazing specimen. That's right there now. But next up
we have the beautiful knuckle leave. No shirt, no shoes, no problem
for this one, Flint. The knuck leave is a beautiful spectral steed where
skin need not apply. Next, stop slithering its way across the field.
Ray have that tots alarm. Slithers are always fun to watch, Flint,
and the tossil worm never disappoints. That's right. Even from the press box.
Hair I can see its eyes talling. Everyone y'all shout to leave plant.
And finally we have the squunk who's having a little trouble coming out of
the gate Terria. Now, the Squawks were disqualified from competition for over twenty
seven years following an unfortunate incident during the Second World War, which was at
the time misinterpreted is critical of the war effort. But we were able to
clear that up, and now the squawk is a problem. Oh oh,
dear dear maid. Out of the majesty of the live crypto clubbing. You
can't force a squawk. One of the wash things you can do twice squank
is put it's on a leash and make it try and do things you wanted
to do. That handler's gonna be looking for a new job tomorrow, Flint.
We'll have to have someone clean up that puddle where it used to be
here. That squawk melted right away, And so while we have that happening,
let's go down to our field correspondent Jeff boy then Delbert Flint. I've
got to say, I mean back in the seventies when I was I'm a
normalous say, when I was king of this that's right, seven time Cryptic
Cloud champion from nineteen seventy two to nineteens have any nine Jeff talking mongoose.
This is a foreigner group of cryptics as ever I've seen a Flint, I
mean being down here with them. These are all champions in their own right,
and I've seen a lot of champions come, a lot of champions go,
and these they bring it to you tomorrow. I oh, hello,
back to you, Flint. And now the judge will make her examination of
a fine specimen presented hair. First up, she's a protein demand to car
currently they I'll tell you, Flint, they say Latin, don't strike twice.
But there is a certain carelessness to her approats that I feel for boots
Ill. I believe she is examining the jaw line and sharp teeth to cause
nope, that went the hand of the judge down the lant to cause throat
just excellent. Now take a look at this, Flint. We're gonna get
this on the replay. Watch her face. You see she registers nothing.
These teeth are so sharp. It took her good seven seconds for her to
realize her hand was gone and it won't never coming back. Oh, that
is an arterial spray. But good news. I mean that squawk team can
just move right on over. While the judge gets that bandages, she looks
at the hunches of the knocking hand. It's about silver linings, flint and
the Nutlavie ain't got none of them. Quite honestly, I can't tell all
the hunches and and the tosso bagans, nor should and onto the totso m
Well, she's checking the fur versus scale ratio. That try. You want
thick cat and as scales, but soft pillowy fur, and this totsal worm
has them both in spades. Flint. This is a glorious example of the
brooded. That's right, Delbard, what's an amazing special And we have the
far us and now the judge is ready to make her decision. She's calling
out the knuckle of V and the tottle them. Oh I could have called
it, but then the top two competitors for the land. And now she'll
pick the winner of those two. Who do you think it? We'll be
debot. I gotta tell you, I'm putting all mom on the on the
totsal worm. A judge is inspecting them both, and now they're parading her
on the arena and she don't select a total live totsal is the land flowna
sweet screaming vajeebs. I can call them all talson. One moves on to
competition for best in Show for the twenty fourteen West Chest Filled Crypto Club Contests.
We'll be back in a moment with more amazing crypt and action, and
we'll fill in the time in between. Oh, sweet screaming vjeebies. It's
blurry photos. Hey everybody, I am David Flora and I am the pretty
show pony David Stecco. That's right. We have been finally groomed. We
have been created around our dw claws have been pushed in, our gums have
been examined, as has our richtle regions. And this is blurry photos.
We prefer to be lifted by the neck and crotch, only preferably at the
same time we stay perfectly still. Uh you love a nice trot. Yeah,
I gotta tell you I would never what never no never what never had
mostly never occasionally I hardly. I would never subject my dog to that,
mostly because she's a Maltese and they look really weird when they have the long
hair and they're akc standard you know what I mean. No, you don't
know. They're supposed to be like no, no, man, Oh,
where I come from, I'm pretty sure you get your ass kicked for that.
Well, that's where I come from. Two, that's why I don't
do it. No, Maltese are supposed to have very like floor length hair
all over their body. Oh they look like like a little silky mops right
exactly. And I don't like that. I like the short hair Pixie cut
for my dog. So Pixie cuts, the King of haircuts, that's what
she gets. And she's blue ribbon in my heart. So little beauty queen
have morale. She's actually she's she's asleep here with her head on a tripod
or like that. Can't possibly and badly I have no idea how that's comfortable
at all, But okay, anyway, she's drunk. We're glad that you've
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You know what? You know what we're here for? What we're here for?
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Are you really? Yeah? Oh, I didn't know that. Yep.
Is your sister gonna be there too. Sister is gonna be there.
Fun, We're gonna We're gonna melt this kid's brain, I gotta say.
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I won't ask you your name because I know it's whatever I want it to
be. So tonight we're talking about hell Hounds tonight on Blurry Photos. Hell
Hounds. Are you safe? No, we we we we We've already we
that's trademark to another in the Blurry Photos family of horseship podcasts. I really
I really enjoyed. Was it was it Emerson who wrote in that had that
long list of all the weird podcasts and sub podcasts and sidecasts. Yeah,
yeah, it was kind of hilarious to like have that list that man,
good grief, we have we have what you call the sociopath's memory, so
we really just think of the most recent kill and it keeps us from the
crushing weight of our own crimes. Yeah, that's exactly That's exactly it.
Tonight we're talking about hell hounds or heck hounds. If the children are listening,
off, get hellhounds. And this is uh, part three of our
four part blurry Photober Frank and Duck. We're talking about hell hounds. This
is a fun subject for blurry Photober. I think, oh it's perfect.
The ownes of Hell. It gets into a lot of great weird goofy ass
territory two does and when when we opened up the treasure chest there was a
lot of booty in there. Now you may be familiar with hell hounds from
Vincent Price's spoken word bridge from thriller Must Stand then face the House of Hell
inside a gulps this. Yeah, MVP goes to your phone, your popular,
dude, banco popular. So that was me getting um a high five
from someone and going yeah, wait, wait a yeah, hey, I
haven't heard enough of Vincent Price in the podcast. Exactly, vicent Um.
I know we like to occasionally talk about other podcasts, but uh, and
I may have mentioned this before, but Harmontown Dan Harmon's podcast one of my
favorites. And not only does he there's this running joke about the spoken word
rap break, but he does like this really great terrible Vincent Price impersonation where
he does a freestyle rap and then he gets the bridge and he goes spidest.
Did lighting a corpse? Is captain a thousand demons? He just it's
the phrase Spider's delights. Uh you know what, I'll I'll will, I
will take one more moment to uh high five The Boys at fair Point podcast.
Oh yes, go listen. We are on their part two of their
Guy Fawks Halloween Special Escapades. Yeah yeah, I like radio plays. They
do a whole novella starting with the first episode of their Scare Point of October
and then we continue it in episode two. You, in particular have a
starring role. Oh look KUSA media darling. So go listen to it to
fair Point and don't like their page like ours, because yeah, we are
still at war. But anyways, all that it's time for hell Hounds.
We're buckling down or else is going to become number stations. We're gonna talk
about what hell ounce are what kind of history they have? What are some
examples of hellhounds? And holy do we have a bunch of suckers. It's
time for you to stand in faith. Then we might even talk about explanations
if we have time. But here's an overview, maybe of Harold Henron's dogs
are prevalent in mythology, folklore, and fiction throughout the world. Wouldn't you
say, oh? I would. One type of particularly fearsome canine, however,
shares traits and characteristics among cultures. The hellhound yes, also known as
black dog, devil dog, doom dog, bearer of death, or any
of a number of colloquial terms. Oh yeah. Hellhounds are described as large,
jet black dogs with glowing eyes, sometimes red, sometimes yellow. They
move with supernatural speed and have unnatural strength. Many are described as being ghost
like in appearance, and some have a terrible odor, not unlike brimstone yep
stankard dog. In cultures that associate fire with the afterlife, they may have
fire based abilities, and perhaps wreaths of flames around their bodies, so they're
susceptible to water and ice spells. You would think you would hope, you
would hope, you would guess. Interestingly, despite its menacing appearance, there
are less stories of them causing physical damage than of them just being foreboding.
Yeah, I think most of the things that I saw, I mean,
there's a few stories about people being like torn asunder or hunted by the by
the hounds of hell, depending on culture maybe right right, But for the
most part, it's that that you saw the hellhound and it saw you,
and then it waved at you and the baby waves. But no, that
but that it is it is this this dark, ominous what's the word I'm
looking for? Omen? Yeah, omen is good. A portent. Portent
is that in Harry Potter, did you see a big black dog? Yeah?
The grim Yeah yeah, which that'll come back. Well, we'll get
back to that. A common thought is that to see one, or even
hearing one's how you guys love this? To see one or hearing one's howl
was a bad omen even being a sign of imminent death bogaty. Some stories
say a person has to look into its glowing eyes three times once twice before
death takes them. Really bred eye, if not heralds of death. Hellhounds
might be found guarding an entrance to the underworld or spirit real cerebrus Yep,
yep, yep, yep. And in some cases they are collectors of so
rules sold to the devil. Whoa like asie like your dog. Yep,
she's a soul collector. She'll get them you've bitten. She's getting that devil
money for all them souls. She ain't sharing it. I'll tell you that
she can buy some boots. She hates boots. Let's talk about the history
of these damned old things. And he's crazy, old puppet. The dog
has a long history and many cultures of being a constant companion, a guardian,
and a guide to humanity. Not every culture shares this view, however,
Judaic and Islamic cultures tend to view the dog as unclean as scavengers,
as companions of sorcerers, blasphemers, and fornicators. The hellhound or canine sinestro
has always been the best friend of the faunicat That's why I have one canus
senestro left handed dog eat that market so loft. Yeah. Dogs have featured
heavily in mythology and often have a connection to the underworld yep. In Egyptian
mythology, a Nubis, the jackal headed God was guardian of tombs, patron
of embalming, and conducted the dead into the judgment halls of a Mintie better
known as Duat, the Realm of the Dead. Yeah, I bet you
A lot of listeners were like, does he mean Duat? Yeah, a
Mintie. I don't know. Maybe, Sorry, you're gonna You're gonna crossover.
Come on, you guys, just do what Nike Nike Embalming were just
dut and it's burned. That's why I didn't write it down because I knew
we were. Psychopomp is that term that is? That is what William Gibson
writes. That's the term for a creature of mythology or you know, a
cultural icon that conducts souls into the afterlife. Really, they lead them into
the next world. Psychopomp, Stop burning yours. That's a fun word,
though. Psychopomp. Let's put that on the list, right up next to
eschatology. Eschatology. Psychopomp. Yeah, we're gonna get you guys, good
scrabbled scores. If we have anything to see up about it. You guys
are gonna roll that scrabble tea balls. Yeah, you are, listeners delight
to scrabble scores sing oh um. Dogs were venerated in Sarastrianism. They were
faithful and wise and spirit. Dogs could be invoked to accompany a soul to
the afterlife. I expect of that patronum. Okay, And in ancient Indian
tradition, Yama, the vaded god of the dead, had two ferocious four
eyed dogs as yeah, as scouts and messengers searching the world for those about
to die. Wow, I mean, I don't know what so uh badger
sound. We don't have it. We don't have one for that. I
do it. I just do it fresh every time. So beetlejuice. We'll
just do it. Beetlejuice. That's a great movie. Might I gotta watch
that. I don't watch that tonight while I pack. Now this is and
we're well, you're gonna mention this a million times, so get used to
that idea. Um, this is kind of like when we talked about reptiles,
dragons, serpents. This is one of those those kind of strangely inexplicable,
inexplicable things that shows up in so many disparate cultures. Is this idea
of the of the dog as either the guide to the other side or guardian.
Yeah, and it's and it's always that that crossing over process. It's
always it's either the harbinger of death or it's the the facilitator of the soul's
exit. And I think that's really fascinating. And I mean, do you
think, I mean, do you think that that's because mankind, you know,
has been so associated with dogs once is the domestication process there that they
were required part, they were a needed ally. Do you think that's where
that comes from. That's a very good question. I'm not sure. The
dog is a creature that has been a companion to mankind for thousands of years,
and we're talking between seven and eight thousand BC is when domesticated dogs came
into being, culminating in society's greatest canine friend that would be George Clinton's atomic
dog. Well that's wow, wow y bo yipp a, wow, wow,
yippio yippa. That's what you say. Mine is right down here,
though. Oh, we've taken a wolf and we've made it eight pounds.
Yeah, you get you get wolf, and y she's fierce. She's pretty
fierce, man, you know it. She's she's tried to Oh no,
we have a story on the podcast. Remember asking her political questions? Oh
yeah, I remember she hates uh Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda, she lost
her damn mine. That was great. Yeah, it's it's interesting. For
some reason, it doesn't strike as big a chord with me as does is
the reptilian or the dragon crossing cultures that way, Maybe because the dog isn't
as fantastical. I don't know, you know that to be that fantastic and
to permeate all those cultures, to me, is more striking than than a
dog permeating all the cultures. See. For me, it's the mundanity of
the dog that makes it interesting. It makes me think that there's something there.
It's it's that that that it's normal enough that your eye slides off of
it a little bit, and that's the thing that makes me want to watch
it all the more. Yeah. Well, like it's like way more fun
to stare at a girl's ass when she's got those yoga pants and it's like
you can almost see through them. But like if a girl just had like
I don't know, like short shorts on, it's like you wouldn't even stare
as much because it's like this potty you. It's like trying to see war.
You know, It's like you know, it's like you gotta do the
work. It's like you're you're like in a tug war with you and yoga
pants, and it's like here I am earning it. I'm doing the job.
I gotta see this. But like if it's just regular pants, you're
like, well, I mean what you what you give? What am I
supposed to do? You told me you dictated the terms of this arrangement,
But yoga pants, this is open negotiations. You got your two sides.
You you're choosing the kind of table. You got a whole bunch of delegates.
Everyone's got reams of paper, and you're working it out. You're working
it out. I want to you offer what as my camerapha, how much
can I see? I'd like to see everything. Yolda pants are like,
whoa buddy, Well the brakes, I'm gonnavo. You see nothing and you
just gotta work it out. Well, I hear reams of paper, canoe
sticking my news, everyone's business. I can't imagine that's gonna get to make
it in because it's just me and see, we'll see how the time rambling.
We'll see how the timing works. The great yoga pants negotiation. I'll
tell you this, yoga pants less than short shorts? Less less what less
than the sign? Less than you would rather see short shorts than yoga pants?
Yeah? Okay, uh, all right, what other culture we're gonna
talk about? Hey? Norse mythology? Oh man, oh I love.
We're gonna wrap up in this point. Two large wolves, Gary and Frecky,
sit by Odin and may have helped the ravens Hugen and Munin on their
daily scouting missions. Yeah, their names both roughly mean greedy or ravenous,
Gary and Fricky. The granddaddy of all hell hounds, though, is Cerberus.
That's right, the three headed murder tyrant Greek mythology, three headed dog
who guards the entrance to Haydes, charged with keeping the living out. He
fulfilled this task, but four three exceptions. One Harry Hamlin, two Harry
Potter, and three Harry Diamond from down at the seven to eleven. Who
shuld me those takitos last night? Damn you, Harry Diamond. The third
one was Harry carry Harry carry hiy servus. I don't think I like a
dog that you lick me with three hands, simultaneous dog. It's one that
comes from the ballpark. Did you ever see a dog with three hands?
God? It was crazy, will I hated it. It was like a
terrible knap in there or something. But I was already to dance. So
what am I gonna do. Here's a secret for you. If you ever
want to do an impression, just do it the way that somebody else does
it. Yeah, and your golden right. That's how I lived my life.
Here are the three guys that made it pass Cerberus who were alive,
Orpheus, Aeneas, and Odysseus. Not Perseus, not no, not Perseus.
Perseus was the Medusa guy. Yeah, but that was a documentary with
Harry Hamlin. I'm pretty sure he killed Cerberus. So you know what that
was? A two headed dog? Was it? I think, shit,
I'm gonna have to go back and watch it, but I think it was
two which in that case would be Cerberus's brother Orpus, which lived on the
island of the Hyclops, which Hercules ended up killing. It's dangerous to be
different back then. It's dangerous to be Greek. Yeah, it's dangerous to
dip your toe. In Greek mythology too, because your toe comes back shriveled
and stupid. Many descriptions include black fur for cerberus, a serpent tail,
and red flaming eyes. Red eyes again fights hail. Carrying on or perhaps
sparking the fearsome view of other worldly dogs is the infamous account of the black
Shuck in Suffolk, England, fifteen seventy seven. The old black Shuck Black
Shuck, a huge black canine the size of a donkey, was said to
have busted through the doors of Holy Trinity Church in blithe Berg and crushed through
the doors on the other side, killing a man and child and causing a
steeple to fall in the process. What a bastard, Yeah, that dog
was the son of a bitch, black shock, Can you dig it?
It then ran to Saint Mary's Church in Bungay, and the encounter was described
thusly by Reverend Abraham Fleming. This black dog or the durable, in such
a likeness. God, he knoweth all who work at all, running along
down the body of the chat with great swiftness, an incredible haste among the
people, in a visible fool and shape passed between two persons, and as
they weren't even being upon their knees they're occupied in prayers. It seemed around
the necks of them both at once instant claimed backward insomuch that even at a
moment they were kneeled, they strangled died. That's Middle English kind of sounds
like a low grade penalty box, really does. I have to believe,
though, that we really play up the extra vowels and syllables in oh yeah,
in Middle English and Old English, when in reality I'm sure, I'm
sure phonetically it's we just talked the same anyway. That's the account from Old
Abraham Fleming. It's said to be a demon or the devil himself, and
commonly haunts the salt marshes, forests, crossroads, graveyards and coasts of East
Anglia, or as I like to call it, everywhere. Yeah, uh,
spooky places in Suffolk and Norfolk. To have it follow you on the
road, Augur's sickness or death what. I don't know how you can augur
death, but the black does. Oh yeah, dude, he's always shucking
shucks shucking shucker is going to shuck in mother shucka yeah. In Essex,
However, it is a guardian of travelers, which is interesting as it contrasts
with the common hellhound perception. And that'll come back later. Actually, this
guy's bucking the trend. He's like, I'm gonna be my own hellhound.
Now you can't tell me how to hellhound. Shut the shuck up? Owned,
how I hound. Black Dogs are a big part of British folklore.
Again, either menacing travelers or protecting them, it depends on the region.
They are generally assumed to be spectral. There should be some sort of map
that probably probably is you know what, if there's not, make one,
okay. They are generally assumed to be spectral, but can turn physically vicious
if challenged, So don't get all up in a hellhound's face, yo,
don't challenge that. Don't be shucking with this. Eh oh nice. There
are several legends of black dogs in England. Indeed, every county seems to
have its own version, which we will list some of shortly. Every county's
version welcome to our first seven hour podcast. If it sounds familiar. The
black dog legend was the inspiration for Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Hound of the
Baskavi is Bully easily easily least favorite Sherlock episode. They really that one up
by Oh hmm, I really didn't care for that one. I don't know
that I remembered enough. That's they went to the like the weird underground research
places search plays, right, Okay, I don't think I minded that one.
I don't know. I love all the Sherlock I really do two.
That one that was easily that's the bottom of the Yeah, well, have
it ranked mine so it could be the same thing. Well, why haven't
you, dude, I've been to keep sending I keep sending you the reminders.
Hey, don't forget to rank your your Sherlock episodes. Well when you
reply to my Lost Girl episode, listen to it. When something's important,
you make time like ranking. That's why that's why it took so long for
Civil War to come out. Oh noise. Moving on, Let's go through
some example. Oh yeah, have the best names. And for this,
we are going to take a trip with you, dear listener. For we
are bringing you how around. Sorry I didn't let go when I should have.
We're starting out in the British Isles. I you know what you're gonna
get it in the British Isles. What are we gonna get a bar guest
bar guest? Oh, but I mean, come on, do you really
think that's the only way to pronounce that. I don't good because it's also
the bar guest, the bar gest, the bow guest, oh, the
burghest, the bar Quest. Oh yeah, that's the video game based on
chasing a dog. That's what I do every Saturday. Actually, yeah,
see go on my own bar Quest World of bar Quest, Yorkshire, England.
A huge black mastiff wrapped in or dragging chains, appearing at the death
of a famous person, followed by all the dogs of the region, all
howling. I would love to see a giant black dog dragging chains followed by
a ton of dogs howling. Yeah, I mean I want to see it
if I knew it was supernatural. Otherwise it's just really sad, like we
put those chains on that down. Yeah. Also known as pad foot guytresh
grim Striker and in whales say it, pronounce it perfectly. Ralph can kill
you one shot, Flora gwilt ge gwilt gee. I'll let it pass.
Sounds like a magua name to me. Same thing, dude, How about
we take a quick jaunt to Devon, England and the yeth hound, which
is too easy, That's what that is. It's too easy. A headless
black dog, maybe the spirit of an unbaptized child which whales in the forest
at night. Didn't you already cover un baptized children? What happens to them?
Dude? Lots of stuff happens to them? Yeah, little bastards.
Yeah. What about up in Scotland, Scotland, you have got the ku
seed? Oh yeah, coo seed. That's a huge dog that seas of
a steer stod in dark green air. Yea, having supernatural space sped.
Have you hear it? Spectral bark? Oh yep? Shelter sonny Jim,
because there's no surviving here in that barthday times you hear three times your skirt
to death? Yea? D yeah coo sid dude? How about we flying
down to whales? Why? And uh take a look at the con anun
this is These are spectral hounds of a nun the Welsh other world. White
with red ears. They pursue wrongdoers to take them too the other world.
Their growling is loudest when they are farthest away. Weird and it also pretends
death. It's likened unto the wild Hunt, which we have talked about before,
and we will refresh you on short. They are also known as Gabriel
Hounds in England. Really I haven't heard that. Stay tuned, bitch,
your ignorance disappoints me. And then rounding out our British isles again we are
this is a very incomprehensive list. We are giving you some highlights. There
are a ton of these things. If we left at your favorite spectral dog,
we apologize. Yeah, and let us know Dartmoor, England the Devil's
Dandy Dogs. Hello boys, a pack of fire breathing, fire eyed hounds
led by the Devil himself on stormy nights, getting their way and be torn
to pieces. Dude, dogs work, but prayer can turn them aside.
Also likened into the wild hunt. What do we what do we? What
do we call that? The Halloween thing? It's like the religious fire hose
that pushes them away constant prayer. Oh yeah, is that history? Halloween?
God? That was a long time ago. I know. I was
listening to him the other weekend. I was just nerding out and I was
like, oh, I'll just listen to me, because I'm narcissistic, lunatic
wand I listened to today, how about me? I'm not making nearly enough
thout here by myself, but I couldn't fake it if I just had a
recording of me and my friend David Flora. Oh hour with you x.
Now that's differently, that's different time, Matt Levin's okay. Uh. These
are also known as whist towns, Devil's Dandy dogs, whist towns. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Let's let's jump over to
Scandinavia and the Germanic regions and let's tell you. Let's let's give you a
quick refresher on the wild hunt. Originally, this is uh this Germanic.
This comes out of Germanic folklore. Wait what what kind of folklore? Germanic
Germanic? Yeah, because that's that's a super German thing, the wild hunt,
humans being torn apart by dogs. This, I think, what do
we talk When did we talk about this? Uh? Yule? Probably?
I think it was Yule that we talked about. Not that I have a
log. I don't have a log, not on the way you think I
said I had a log. Oh, first of the season. I'm gonna
say it amount a million times. This is a phantasmical group of huntsmen with
the accouterments of hunting with horses and hounds in mad pursuit across the skies or
along the ground or just above it. So it's like a like a version
of the Ghost Riders in the Sky. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, or
the ghost version or version of Great Seeing. The Wild Hunt was thought to
presage some catastrophic events such as war or plague, or at best, the
death of the one who witnessed it. Yeah, okay, what happens?
You die? What happens if you see the Wild Hunt and they're chasing the
moth man? How are you? How bad? Is something about to go?
Hmmm? Pretty bad, dude, Pretty bad man. We could get
real philosophical on this. We could get deep on that ass, but we're
not going to. We're not going to. Yeah, sat talk runs deep,
so deep. Put the listeners to sleep. Uh, we're sticking with
dogs. Sticking with dogs. Um. In the wake of a passing storm,
with which the hunt was often identified, a black dog would be found
upon a neighboring hearth. To remove it, it would need to be exercised
similar to the custom for removing changelings. However, if it could not be
removed by trickery, Wait, was that the white hot? Was that the
poker down the throat? Oh? Maybe? Yeah? With the baby and
you boil eggshells. And then it's like, what's the dog couldn't ask in
the first place? So how do you know when to shut the poker in?
M You know, I gotta be honest, I don't think they thought
through some of these remedies. If if it couldn't be removed by trickery,
however you do it. It must be kept for a whole year and carefully
tended. Wow, yeah, pretty silly. That's that's how you adopt a
dog. That's called fostering. Yeah, let it go. Yeah, And
now, Dave, we moved into the Norse region of the podcast that we
already had forever ago. Are you a Lillian to me now? Now we're
buried in it? Finn rear Oh, yes, the gigantic wolf, the
offspring of Loki, father of the wolves Skull and Hati, who chase the
Sun and Moon across the sky. During Ragnarok, Skull and Hati will eat
the Sun and Moon and Finn Rear will break free from his chains which the
gods have chained him up with, and trule reek Havoc on the world,
killing Odin before being killed by Odin's son Vidar. Wow, Finn Rear is
a badass. Yeah, do not mess with Finn Rear. You should have
a sign in your home do not mess with Finn Rear. Gigantic wolf.
Yeah? What was the name of the wolf from um the Never Ending Story?
The flying guy? No, that was foul core. Yeah, no,
like the bad guy, the wolf that was chasing in. I need
to watch that. I haven't watched that since the eighties. No fun fact.
The bully that picks on him is Jack Black? Really? M wow?
Oh, atray you. I hope your knowledge didn't betray you. Jesus
real proud of that, baby. I just shut out. Look at it,
everybody, look at it, Fin Rear? Uhait wait wait okay,
but it's the never Ending Story three oh three? That never mind. That
doesn't count at all. Sorry, dude. Jack Black was also in a
commercial for Adventure by Atari. I don't care um Oh. I got a
tari when it was not cool to have a tory, which means I bought
a bunch of sh at big lots, and by buying it, I mean
my parents buying it. Nice. Finn Rey are also known as a warg.
Whoa where have you heard warg before? Dave by j r r r
r r r r r r Martin Tolkien. That's right, that's right,
huge huge wolf right. Yeah, bad news so big, so bad,
such news bad news wolves yeah. Uh? Then still staying in Norse mythology,
Garm or Garmer, and I'm darm. Arm is the bloodstained watchdog who
guards the gates of Hell Hell. Ever heard of this? With one hel
Hell? Paul anything you can go downtown you you buy some of this Hell
for the weekend. Paul Hell, Dave Hell Hell, his howling heralds the
coming of Ragnarok. Garm also known as Serma in Finland. That's pretty cool
to our Finnish listeners, all one of you, Yeah, and thank you
for listening. By the way, Guten's blured. Go back to our cryptocon
test and find the heasy I speak perfect Finish Finnish in it. But Arm
though Hell Hell is Hell is the region and also the goddess that that guards
its coming with him over it Hell one Hell. Yeah, But it means
the floor I have has the questions for you. Yeah, I'm so bods
by this because you are speakings of the Finland's and Siskansas navy is. It's
do you have any things that's more truman that I could be appreciate? Perhaps
maybe some Swatch vatches that on top of a snake that looks via is maybe
a snake and read to mind or some I'm sing, but he's got the
Swatch watches on it. Nine vehn saa. This star is already making me
so tat import They have a nice selection of hooting gusts. Donka they have.
I really showed I'm putting on too much faith. What's the good well
made? If they have an hound for you? So? Oh well,
that's this name of this name is alf Hakka alf fuca alf hakka fuca a
fuca the gat this hien alf hakka from Germany, gigantic demon dog which preys
on unwary travelers by leaping upon them and growing heavier and heavier until the person
is crushed, or if that doesn't work, standing on its hind legs and
growing until it can reach the person's throat and tear it out. Yeesh,
quick question, Flora. Okay, we have a really good opportunity here to
really calibrate the podcast. So, you know, let's just see how far
we get with this, Flora, Alfacca, alfacca, alfacker, al fucker
off fuker, al fucker alfawka. So which ones of those are you going
to beat? This is a really good opportunity for us to really you know,
it's like a well, yes, no, which ones of those get
beeped and which ones don't? Whoa And we have to be sure, Flora,
we have to know where the line is. Yeah, we all do,
so say we all. Uh, the alfaca attacks at night, but
if the victim can survive until the morning, they may get free. And
that's that's enough of that one. That's like that dollar in your pocket superpower.
If the victim survives, they survive dollar dollar in the park. Pocket
is becoming a gold standard of Yeah the podcast right now. Uh, let's
jump over to Belgium. Um, how it good? Is your best Belgian
accent? I don't have one? It sounds weird. Can we get a
quick Can we get a Belgian in here? Do we even know any Belgians?
I don't think I do not even one. None that are awake anyway.
Oh, that's right, our Belgian's asleep. What about the clued clue
to Uh? This is a giant dog that attacked travelers at night. They
do not like the light. Uh. It's head had a blue flame around
it, and it had a growing ability like the alf haka. Oh that
one made it through. Huh, but unlike the off hucker, the off
fucker, unlike the off fucker. You're just doing this because you're at Disney
right now. It's right. You don't give a ship. Oh, I
always give a ship. It's also got a second name, the ash Heart.
Yeah. So it's like a nose shart itself. A lot of these,
you guys, friends and lovers, a lot of a lot of the
same thing with different names in the regions. Yeah. And and these regions
aren't like hugely far from each they're not. That makes I mean, it's
it makes sense. Now, Everyone climb aboard this this completely wonderful commercial aircraft
where smoking is totally legit. As we fly to Asia, how about the
ten cool. Oh it's from China and it's a huge celestial dog with a
tail like a comet, and it comes to earth looking for kids to eat.
Yeah, and if they couldn't find a child, sure, I'll eat
your liver. Yep, got an adult, got a liver, it needs
that liver. I'm gonna a lot of essential oils. Yeah. Also a
hunts at night there. Yeah. You know what what? Asia very big
on the dog as guardian. Yeah, not so much as the dog that
everyone's very familiar with, the big sculptural guardian dog. Yeah. A lot
of a lot of guardian dogs in Asia. Good good dogs, good good
dogs, sit good. What if we went to amery Cap go back and
listen to El Dorado Eldarto the America's I'm lumping them together, but we're gonna
start in mixical, lump them with the Cadejo. Who you calling Kiddejo?
Yeah. Mama usually appears in the form of in the form of a large
and I mean up to the size of a cow, shaggy dog with burning
red eyes and a goat's hoofs. That's a new one. Yeah, appears
two travelers when Dave, when when do you think this thing comes out?
Because it's midnight, It's got a herd of a lion and the wings of
the bat. Because it's me anight, that's correct, and that's an actual
song by Limousine. I believe you. Okay, at first I thought you
were a TG. I'm not dendicating this one to lead Billy comes out of
night and apparently this one comes in two models for you, Dave. Oh
yeah, a white one and a black one. Oh and one of them's
the white one. They come in, yes, and no varieties. White
one will help you, a black one will hurt. Yeah. Speaking to
the day hoe, speaking to it. Talking to it will also induce insanity
in you or the dog in you. Oh so that like just blabbering at
it's not like a good defense. I mean, don't don't be like kapasa
amigo, because you're gonna be like wow, wow, I really enjoyed that.
Okay, well, what if we just stayed in Mexico and Chuck checked
out the shaladdle. Let's do it. This mother Hubbard is a god associated
with lightning, fire, sickness, deformities, and death everything. Jesus,
not Jesus, not not at all, not even close. But I mean
I can believe it because this thing is the shalattle. And we tried chocolattle.
Oh gosh, that was That was death. That was just terrible.
That was death. It's the twin of ketsuquaddle and appearing hitting the bottle,
hitting the bottle. It appears as a hairless dog and it guards the sun
when it through the underworld at night. Another guardian in the underworld a dog.
Well, that's what they do, They're a guardian guard What else we
got? How about the calcona of Chile That is a dog with a long
goat like fleece and a tangled beard, and it scares travelers, but he
just wants food. When does he scare them at night? Presumably dogs at
night? What do you got, Fluriba, I'm gonna jump all the way
north, and I'm talking all the way north. In Inuit mythology, what
we've got the Amarrock, which is a gigantic wolf said to hunt down and
devour anyone foolish enough to hunt alone at night. Yeah, that makes sense.
It's similar to the kilt, which is a hairless dog, and the
Wahila, which is a wolf like crip. Did notice I'm saying cryptid and
not a creature from mythology? And the Souslika, which is an Alaskan a
version souslika, so slika, alfakka, and and rounding out our trip around
the globe? What else we got the key word also Inuit? This mother
Hubbard is a bald dog spirit. It's got hair on his ears, feet,
mouth, and tail at tip, but nowhere else. It's like a
kind of like where a lion has its main Really, I guess it's huge
and scary and it makes spooky sounds. It's all like, oh, it's
scared of sounds. Actually, oh, I rest misread that. It's it's
real. It's real scary to look at. But if you're like then it's
like I thought it made scary sounds, so it'd like creep up and be
like Spider's delight shield doing dear no, actually creeps up and it's like will
will oh man look at the buttocks? So um, that's a that's a
trip around the world. How make your way to customs? Declare everything and
don't tell them if you put anything up here about to smuggle it? Dave,
is there anything you think these things could actually be besides just folk tales?
I you know what I think it is. I think that the reason
why there's so much homogeneity here is and I think that dogs have been a
part of our culture for such a long time that that we we incorporate them
on a level that we don't with other animals. You know, other animals
have trying to you know, think of examples. You're like, oh,
that they have associations. But there's something to my opinion that there's something much
more deep with with mankind's connection with dogs. And so I think it makes
sense that they that that incorporates into our death and I and I think that
especially in a lot of cultures. You know, there was when you died,
you know, your dogs were killed with you. And I can see
how that would Yeah, they're gonna guide you in That's what God dogs do.
You know, they find the prey and they guide you to it,
you know, that role for the living. I can see how that could
easily be kind of pushed into the now for the dead category. Yeah,
with a description of these that that we've thrown out there, you know,
they could fall in the demon category. Oh easily easily in fire. What
else do you need? Oh? Yeah, uh, the alien category has
been thrown out there. George Suklos, sound is such a thing even possible?
Yes, it is? This to me in listening to a bunch of
stuff the spectral or or spooky cats that that are talked about. Yeah,
spectre cats, spiders, those fall more alien to me rather than dogs.
I don't know, Aliens is lower on my list. I don't know.
It's you know, folklore is up at the top. We don't have to
necessarily explain this stuff. It's all mythology, folklore and fun to talk about.
Whether some of the stuff happened or not. Or things like the Shinka
warricke that we talked about it back in the Old Miscrypted Contest a while ago,
would fall under this this category. Probably it's a canine like creature.
And yeah, the Wahila is a lot like that from the Inuit and the
lask and Canadian all that territory. But I think you're right. You know,
dogs have been there. Yeah, foe ever and ever and ever and
ever and hopefully, in my opinion, away stay there, foe. But
if you do get followed by by one of these at night, you're just
you're just screwed. Don't don't pretend you have a choice. Keep keep your
distance. But it maybe they don't look at its eyes. Maybe there for
protection, but it may be there to uck your shit. So we don't
have advice for you in the end. But what we do have after we
wrap this up in a black, fiery eyed nutshell, what do we have
plodding along beside us here in the dark? Our constant companion, the one
who keeps us safe pawns so Flora, the eternal question who goes there?
That's right, who goes first? I'll go first, go for it.
I have the first dog, a black Portuguese water dog Jesus picked up in
Devon. It's the if we can hound. Oh God, is that Athona
accent? Well, you know there is a there's a variety of dog,
spectral dog that is also a harbinger of the end of an evening of partying.
Yeah, it's how like, especially at a frat house. Like people
who have this vision of this dog know that the good times are over.
It's the hurlhound for some of it just begins right in Wrigleyville at ten am.
Oh god, alright, I have I have a huge dog with a
powdery coat. Did it save a deer's life? It didn't, It didn't.
It is the dog powder no, okay, But it guards the fridges
of hell from bad odor. Okay, it's garment hammer. That's great,
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ass. Dave. Yeah, but this is me. It don't look speaking
to you Dave specifically, Well, I mean, don't Luke. I mean,
that's really really nice to you to talk to me that this is a
slightly more seriously man. But thank you for the most recent discussion and aliens
theory. More to the point of television program, Don Luke. If you're
a fan of that show, I'll find a way to watch. Is the
subject that I have a particularly strong feelings about. Tell me Don Luke as
an inspiring archologists, human coologist, human kindstability to create things, anything to
leave permanent traces of ourselves on the planet. Wait wait, wait, Don
Luke, did you say oncologists, archaeologists, archaeologists? Sorry, that is
a capacity that I have always found very all inspiring. That being said,
I always found the idea that people ascribe great achievements to horness space aliens a
little frustrating. But there goes a little deeper than that. What makes me
downright angry is when people credit these aliens was creating every single facet of a
culture. When they say that these people are primitive, uncivilized, unable to
do anything to create for themselves. The orientation of history that leads us to
dismiss ancient people's as unimportant. I'm physically unable to wash the ancient alias show.
Oh it's because it's a show. Thank you, Don Lukan, You're
correct. Keep trucking. I'm not done listening to you. But they do
not focus on Europe or the creator civilization. Hell though they wouldn't. They
focus on areas that can be dismissed the unimportant to the great narrative of Western
civilization, places like Utah. Especially frustrating is the dismissal of the Native American
contributions truth preach brother, I feel deeply that the ancient Aliens paradigm is done
are harmful to any real appreciation we can have for other cultures or shared history,
for building bridges, but during cultures currently at each other's throats. This,
this is true, but painfully true. Don't know. I gotta I
gotta be honest. I mean should I should I go at least let Sergey
Garcia. You know that you're around. I mean no, he kind of
likes you. No, Sergeant Arstia could not understand the concept that we have
in the gravity of the situation. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
fine, But I want to thank you guys for thanking mister Sukulo sent company
to task and for consistently championing Commas sense while still being open minded. Well
grassiest, don luke Grassies. I have to give the Siberian value of death
episode, as with all episodes, five me writing Reindeers out of five ya
ya, and so thank you for reading. I give you a pun.
Give them your pun. Did you hear that the History Channel as the new
television show he talks about possible estroterestri urgins of artificial Sweden what they called who
cares what it's called. It's hosted by Giorgio Scarros. He just disappeared.
He's so charming. I know what Sergeant Garcia is season him. Thank you,
thank you, Don Lowe. We agree whole heartedly. This is we're
changing things up a little bit. I gotta I gotta riddle for you.
Okay, what's another name for a lime? A line? A lime?
Oh? A lime? Um? A green lemon, A dark lemon?
Mother you. Yeah. By the way, in the history of the world,
the world's best motherfers have always been said by Joe PESHI mother. He
kind of just cocks that. He's so mad. All right, let's do
a dark lemon. What's good to see love the palmistry show? Yea,
And especially about talking about how the state of the part the time rather than
the future. And he made him wonder if it has its roots in medical
examination, which I think so. I think. I don't think there was
a time when there wasn't a difference, when there was all it was all
the same thing. Yeah. Formally, most systematic examinations i'd be at cardiovascular
respiratory elementary begin with a general inspection of the patient and examination of the hands
and this is you know, even the hands are kind of missed for brevity.
He says fun interjection here that when people die and their bodies are donated
to science, the two things people have the biggest problems with are the face
and the hands. So during training they have to put covers over the heads
of the corpses and also over the hands. There's something about the hands that
really affect people. It's very interesting. He goes on to say that as
well as pulse rate and character, nail changes are indicative of mineral abnormalities,
um liver problems, different types of tremors, and there's just a lot of
other pathogenic common signs. Roth spots, Jane Waye lesions. You get Jane
way lesions from watching too much Voyager, that's a fact. Those firefly man
dark lemon real quick? What are blood spots on feet and hands? Like
feet around the Yeah, I also get blood spots all over, usually right
after chainsaw murdering. Mine is usually after drinking. Oh well, I mean
dark lemon assumed right underneath the skin though, It's like capillaries are busting or
something. What is that? What is that? Oh? Yeah, We've
got a question for you. How about that stuck on that dark Oh,
and he points out that the bulgy bit on the hand is not the flexor
polysis. I think I thought it was extensor openings, but I don't know,
but rather the thin r eminence, which is a pretty cool name.
I agree with you, Dark Lemon. Is it not the fin rear up?
But and and thank you dark Lemon. That is nitpicking though, and
not really worth the penalty box courts time. Oh saving money for texts,
that's right, that's right. He would decry Adam for calling out dark lemonade,
but that would make him Adam the cursed mane oh whoop, I am
thanks Dark Lemon Dave. We heard from listener Blinovich. Whoa Blinovich? Is
it written in what does he make? What? What does he make?
Say to us? Blinovich not really pun make what? But crady superpower?
Ah, yes is make benefit glorious podcast, Give to me super pour.
Blinovich not really is make superpower, but his friend come up with I listening
the ability to travel through time but only to shop for fresh produce a farmer's
market. Lots of ruldoos based superpowers. You are noticing noticing of late I'm
watching thank you, Blinovic. Up next a lot uh favorite library and literally
favorite library. Literally. Laterally, it turns out there's a real thing of
bigfoot erotica. I have not read any of it, but that's what I'm
doing now. I'm going to read that right away audible audible listen. Uh
yeah, she said, might not be appropriate for the uh the library Bigfoot
program, but I guess they do have fifty shades and some Amish erotica.
What yeah, a lot of mentioned m Yeah, i'mish rodica. But you
know, whatever, whatever we do, they do half again. So yeah,
they work hard and they play hard. Cool. Everybody raise a barn.
Thank you, Lana. Thanks. I've heard of like crypti erotica.
I'm looking it up. I think if you do it halfway decently, you
make a ton of money. That's what I've heard. Well, then we
are in the crypted erotica business. Come on, we have we have years
of institutional crypto knowledge. Yeah, you know how to land to Corey.
Yeah, we know how to make the Totsom Totsal squirm. Gross. I
apologize for that one, but thank you, Lana. Did you hear that?
Okay, well, I guess I'll just he's right behind you. Turned
off the motor. Mickey Wheels went pre style, kept it under five.
Mikey Wheels is not gonna PG his story. Mother. Yeah, literary integrity's
important. Nice, That's all Mikey Wheels has to say. He's not going
to sacrifice artistic integrity. I love nor shitty for a couple of healed podcasters,
right raising raising an IPA to you play. I'm gonna respect your decision
by by continuing to make references to the gIBIS. Oh, we got one
from our prodigal son. Who uh that bad boy makes good Danny Giblets.
Danny Giblets, Jesus he he in honor of blurry October. He wants the
EVP link. You know what, Danny, I'd be happy to send you
the EVP link. I sent it to a few folks a couple of weeks
ago. I think apparently their site is under maintenance. Oh no, yeah,
they say they're going to be back, but we've been probably keeping them
running. Who knows, I don't know. I apologize to everybody who has
wanted that lately. They are elsewhere or something. Maybe, Yeah, but
the site that we referenced is under construction or it's m I A, it's
a wall, it's it's not there right now. Hopefully it'll be back.
If it does come back, I'll be sending everybody the link, or at
least telling everybody, Hey, go to that link again. Yeah, if
you haven't gotten a chance to listen to it. But that's what's going on
right now. So I'm sorry, I'm sorry that we'll get there. Danny
also want to say that he loves the show, so thank you sir well,
and he says, suck up and all your your lineage. This is
a new Danny. Okay, he's out of the twelve step. He's apologized
for his transgressions. He realized what's happened to his father and his grandfather.
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you Danny Giblets. And rounding out our listener mail, who do we have?
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think that that's the point that she tried some scotch, and I don't mean
it's similar to the scotch. I don't know. I confused by that,
but I'm still drinking it. I'm not gonna stop. You can't stop it.
You don't know me. I thank you guys kind of know me.
At this point. I'll fall by the way. I don't even remember what
podcast episode it was, but apparently I was just happily dropping memories of my
past sexual exploits of some kind or another, and received a number of text
messages from my mom, who was on a road trip listening to the podcast
because she's wonderful and port of and she was like, uh, good good,
he used sorry, Mom, this is an honest podcast and gonna say
players gonna play mama, player gonna play grown ass man, grown as I'm
a grown ass man. Grown ass man's got needs. Okay, this is
I'm gonna get more texts at this point that I have to stop there.
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