Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. I hope you're all
doing well. It's me Chris Raygun. It's it's him, Tom Sweeney.
It's him, Derek, Derek black person. Look at him, look at
him with his with his looney mask. You better be careful with that ship.
You gotta be careful with that ship. That ship can be How how
much did that cost you? How much was that mask? One hundred and
fifty bones? Oh damn. So that's like not even like a joke,
that's like, that's no, this is like I invested to because I was
like, I need real ship, not some rubber bull shit. Yeah.
So that's like mask one hundred and fifty on condos my whole life. Bro.
That's crazy. That's that's that's potentially a haunted mask. So you gotta
be fucking careful with that ship. I would be. I would be.
I would be worried if it wasn't it was built in it was customized in
the Southeast Asia. But if it was in like say, like some a
lot of ghosts, yeah, I mean yeah, a lot of a lot
of a lot of a lot of yeah, a lot of war casualty ghosts,
probably it's actually probably way more haunted, because you know how people always
say, uh, Indian Native American burial grounds are like haunted and ship,
so like, yeah, it's probably just as bad over there. Actually,
I feel like they're not haunted by everybody there. It's just like I'm just
I'm just dead now let me be. They're definitely absolutely haunted. I don't
think that absolutely. I've been every time I've been to cemeteries at night,
and let me tell you, there's like a I have never I have never
been to a cemetery at night and not seen at least five Wendy gooes.
That's insane. Even haunting creatures, that's what. That's what Mason, even
like, what are you experiencing eight other people? That's it. They're not
even like spirits, They're just they're most there's always like every time I yeah,
every time I see one, there's always a ghost that whispers to me.
He's like, did you say that one to go run away? The
idea of that goes I'm out of here, dude. You know the idea
of a ghost of being afraid of anything is I I love that idea.
I've definitely been to I've definitely been to like graveyards a night time and their
eerie, but they're not really who are you with when you did that?
Like just just it's been friends obviously, Yeah, like white peop. Yeah,
obviously I would in my dumber days and my dumber days when I was
trying to make an older situation work. Yes, the white woman. Now
I don't. Now, I'm like, oh no, Like if really asked
me to do that lever, I'd be like, wow, that's crazy.
You were almost forever, and then I'll just almost forever. I've definitely kicked
over toombstones, definitely stole their flowers. I mean, people love bodies up,
slap the bodies around a few times. Like I look at this thinking
selfies, I've done all that ship man, there's you dug and slapped the
bodies. I love how there's nothing more disrespectful than slapping something. There's something
about it that is I'm gone to wakes and my open hands slap the body
in viewing. Everybody's getting mad. I'm like, shut the fuck up,
I do it again, you do it again, do it again. Yeah.
Yeah, me and my bro we have we have fond memories of you
know, tag teaming. I don't know if you ever heard of the Dudley
Boys. They have just like finishing move called the Dudley Depth death drop,
just do a three D and fucking just over the coffin and snapping in half.
Those were good days, man, those were good days. Growing apart
since then, we probably need to crash another funeral and like get back together,
you know what I mean, get back together? What kind kind of
creature does that? You know, like, what kind of person goes to
funerals? And they just like, I'm a disrespect this person, this person
that I don't even know. I never met this person ever in my life.
They've never bothered me. There's no person. It's just a box there,
No but the being that's willing to direspect, not the not the fucking
what do they what do they call? What's the new word? I found
out about a new version for a body called it's another for a dead body?
What was it called? I don't look at the word like a slang
term for dead body's an official term, but it sounds funny, okay,
caver, Yes, yes, that's not a new phrase. That's what I
found out. I found out cataver cadaver recently, because it's yeah, like
maybe within like the last like three or four years. I never I never
heard cadaver before. I've heard cadaver if I never what it meant because I
didn't know what I meant about it. Because cadaver, because canaver. Listen,
let's listen. Cadaver is such a like cadaver doesn't sound like it's it's
an object. Then there's nothing personable about it anymore. When you say,
oh, go go get the cadaver, put it in a room. That
doesn't sound like you're talking about a human's body. It sounds so detached from
I mean, I get that's so funny to me. You've ever heard that?
Probably I've probably heard it, but I never really put it really gets
me. That's not caver is not a common English word. No. The
thing that gets me about it is that, surely is that not like at
the very least like a like a D and D or like a that doesn't
come up in like fantasy talk at all. Like no, people I don't
know, people don't because that's that is a word, that is an official
word, right, But you don't hear cadaver. You don't hear people say
that. People say dead body, that's what people say. People don't say
can. I don't know. I feel like I've heard that's surprising to me
anyway people have said it. Yeah, people say ad average, especially people
when they're referring to like moving a dead body, they all move a cadaver
like people that are like doing like mortuary work. It is is, but
it is interesting that like you never somehow you never made the connection by you've
heard it, but you never be cause it's like it's it's one of those
things where only usually when I found out what it meant, I was like,
oh, definitely, that's what it means. That's that That is so
interesting because I just for as long as I can remember watching but it's probably
also has to do with watching Nice to Watch SVU like when I was young.
And then there's also like there was a death metal band called Waken the
Cadaver that I just but like I just there's I just I don't know,
I can't remember actually learning it, but I will say I've heard a lot
of horror movies and stuff. Yeah, I don't know. Like when I
was young, I remember juxtaposition was a word that I I heard a lot,
but I never even bothered to look it up. And then it and
then it's like when I paid attention to her, I'm like, well,
I don't exactly know what that means, but I've heard it enough in context
where I think I know what it means. It's like, because it's just
a weird that is a weird sounding fucking word to be it is. It
sounds like tricky, I don't know. It sounds I don't know, like
a gesture. It sounds like it would be tied to something good. The
word like in and of itself, almost sounds like a juxtaposition, you know
what I mean, Because it's like you have the word, which is like
a completely normal word, and then you have chucksto, which is like,
what the fuck? That's not in anything? That's that's that sound doesn't exist
at anything. So it's kind of a person like a clown or something like
it would be like a medieval gesture or something. Another word, but hey,
they throw a ship at them and stuff, and the I'm so,
hey, man, I'm sort of in between these things. I'm compared to
these things. So that's the worst possible entertainment gimmick I've ever heard for fucking
anybody. I'm juxtough the jest there watched me put two things that shouldn't be
together together? Say that really rolls off the chunk tongue though, don't it?
Though? Yeah? I could see that on a sign, a big
sign for me mark the word the word homologous. I didn't know that word.
I didn't. I knew that before I knew the word analogous, because
homologous analogous kind of mean the same thing. I actually don't think I've ever
heard somebody use that word homologous. Nothing science, that's why. Yeah,
like bio, Oh yeah, okay, I know you're like, I haven't
heard this word since fucking definitely high school. But we're we're like, oh,
that's homologous, and people say analogous, and I was like, don't
you mean? I was because I didn't know analogous. I didn't know what
analogous meant, and I thought it meant the other one of the amalus.
Yeah, homologous, homologous is analogous. But again in bio, yeah,
exactly, but it's funny, it's just anal But the I don't know what
the fuck are we talking. We gotta we gotta look first of all.
First of all, first of all, a hey, first of all,
Merry Christmas, Happy holidays to all people out there. Thank thank you for
being listeners, especially long time niggas. We're hopping. We're hopping in.
We're close to like be for for four years of this ship, which sounds
insane to me. It's something that wait, we've been doing this for four
fucking years. That doesn't sound right to like that happened. It's the same
thing, same thing happened with with Sacred where it's like, hey, we're
doing like we've done this for five years. It's like, how is that
fucking possible? But whatever, I mean, I guess we're here. We've
had our We've consistently had our biggest month on Patreon every month for the last
like a few months, which is fucking I needed to log into the Patreon
for whatever reason. I can't remember why, and uh, when I saw
the number, like my eyes were like, what wild man, it's wild,
It's so fucking awesome. It's it's it's really insane. Yeah, you
know, we've got as I appreciate you guys, any of you. In
fact, I've never had somebody. I've never had somebody undercut what I was,
what I was trying to say, so quickly and so immediately in such
a specific way. It's crazy. I can't speak for Kingston. I would
never wish to those days, But all I would like to say is I
really, I really appreciate you guys. I don't even care. I don't
even care that you guys are homeless. It does bother me a little bit.
I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna pretend like it doesn't Like I think
about it. Sometimes I try to leave I try to leave that information out
where I tell people about you guys. I try to, like, I
leave the homelessness kind of like on the side, because it's fucking embarrassing,
quite frankly. But uh, you know, we'd still appreciate your support.
We still appreciate your support, and you know we've, like I said,
just the fact that every month for the last several months has been our biggest
month yet and it just seems to keep going up is fucking crazy. It's
also very confusing because the subscriber number for the YouTube channel goes down constantly,
so like, I don't understand what the it doesn't seem to make sense at
all, Like it's like, Okay, we make we make more money and
we get more viewers, but also we lose subscribe. I don't get it.
I don't know. Maybe maybe YouTube's being weird, but YouTube is absolutely
being weird. I'll I'll just leave it at that. It is. I've
had that problem. A lot of people have had that same fucking problem,
even when they've seen I have one time, I just want to say,
real quick, actually before you move one, because I'm glad you brought this
up, because it upset me so much that after years of suffering that with
my main channel, one person in the support team was actually told me the
truth and no one ever again, and they said, you have too many
yellow dollar signs. When this happens, your shit goes in the algorithmic abysses,
it starts shaping, it fucks your channel up. Like that makes fucking
perfect sense, because I think we have maybe three green videos in the entirety
of this channel. I think maybe three episodes of this podcast are monetized.
And that's it. Because immediately right off the bat, everything that we talk
about so fuck this is usually an N word. In the first ten seconds
obviously obviously, Yeah, okay, that makes perfect sense. So YouTube is
just uh man, maybe I should just like restart my original channel then too,
because that's definitely happening with my original channel as well, because there's something
worse. I think the here's the problem with that. I think the only
way you can actually fix it is that you have to it has to be
intervention from their side, like they have to give you a clean slate because
you've already been marked. For example, you know, I figured out here,
here's a sad fucking thing where people there are some people that were being
like, oh man, your channel, your main channel is completely dead,
and I'm like, yeah, I know, but you know what's fucked up.
I'm right now with this podcast, I'm making more money than I ever
did with my main channel because my main channel was so fucked from the very
get go. When I started comparing money with people like here, I always
use it as an example. December twenty sixteen was a huge month for a
lot of people in the community to estate at whatever. I know some people
that made upwards of tens to twenty thousands whatever. We had similar numbers and
views. I made less than three thousand dollars and that was an amazing month
for me. And so when I started learning there was people making like upwards
of this type of money and this and their addman. So I'm like,
oh, my channel's been fun fucking dead since twenty fifteen because of some of
the subjects I talked about, like Islamic terrorism and blah blah blah and some
other shit that I was talking about, and they just immediately like, this
guy's not cool to fucking make money. They were avaged and so the so
I was like, me losing this, all this views and all this shit
on my main channel. It really didn't mean anything to me because I was
barely it was only advertising was I was making money through that, And once
they went away, I'm like, I have no reason to fucking up keep
the channel anymore. It makes no difference to me. It's just so crazy
to me that that like the channel keeps losing, but like the show is.
It's just it's so interesting to me that like the show is making more
money, it's getting more viewers, it's getting more listeners, it's getting more
downloads. But then this is it doesn't make sense because just the channel watches
the algorithmic of this that's so weird. It's like why, Yes, That's
what I really don't like about YouTube is especially now, is that it's not
even really representative. Like I put it this way a long time ago.
But if a video fails, it's not even because the video. You can't
even know for sure if it's oh, is it because the video is bad?
Is it because the side is broken? Is it because the site is
working as intended? And it's just built in a stupid way? Like there's
there used to be a really clear defining understanding of like why something would fail.
If your video didn't hit, it's because it didn't it just wasn't good
or people didn't care about it. There was like an actual connecting line between
how good something was and how interesting something was to the audience versus how well
it did. And now that kind of doesn't exist at all. Now.
It doesn't matter if the thing is good or if it like, if the
audience responds well to it, or if it's really engaging to people, if
people are willing to pay money for it, because if your channel has this
many fucking yellow dollar signs attribute to it, it will actively work against that
content for no reason. So it's just like it's it's a fucking annoying platform.
It's really stupid. It's terrible, And the only thing I've seen to
counteract it even at all is in which you can't do with a podcast format
is uh, you have to change titles, change thumb you have to continuously
fuck with things to get people to return to the video, to trick the
algorithm to be like, oh, this video must be really interesting because X,
Y and Z keep returning to this video and they'll try to boost in
the algorithm. So if you've noticed, there's a lot of people nowadays that
will change their thumbnail like almost like three times in a month and change the
title to almost like make it almost yeah. But you can't podcast not really.
I mean you can change the picture within it, but you're not going
to change the number of the episode. You can't really change the fucking title,
not really. It's just it's not really good for to do with the
podcast. So it's just it is what it is. I think the there's
not much that can be done other than if we specifically, and we've talked
about doing this before, making the putting the clips on the channel, putting
clips on that channel specifically to just start shifting stuff out, and then the
algorithm being oh, they're really active, maybe we should fucking it's just like
it's it's gay, that's long, it's stupid. I'm I'm I'm already at
the point where we could just not put it on YouTube. That's where I've
been there. I've been there for a while. I've already been there for
a while. I know it would we would lose a significant amount of people.
Now, I know, like say, you know, it's crazy.
I feel like we'd lose no money, but I feel like we would lose
people wouldn't see the podcast, and that's not fair to those people. That
is where I stand on it. That's where I'm at where I'm like,
we shouldn't just take it away with some people, some people watching on you
know there was a way like yeah, yeah, if there was a way
to put video on Spotify, that would be uh yeah, were working on
that, I think, aren't they? I Mean they said that fucking years
ago, and I'm like, well, they're slowly rolling shit out but not
fast enough. And I feel like they've had the capability to do it a
long time ago, and they just kind of don't really, it's not that
important to them. I look at the numbers. Every week, we gotta
look at the numbers and analyze the numbers, and every week it's up.
It's upward trajection. And then you go look at YouTube and you're like this
weird stagnation, like why YouTube is not a YouTube? Is? Why?
Like why is it here? Because it's not a meritocracy at all. It's
just it exists almost to stifle good ship. Like it almost like it's it's
it really does suck, but it's it's more about kid. It's like a
little let's let's make a friendly vlog about fucking rainbows or something like. It's
it's just like that's the only ship that's even remotely profitable. Or you have
a big audience that I don't know, like people like uh, I don't
know, like critical have where Like it's just kind of they were already kind
of huge before and so they kind of can make it work regardless. But
it's just like I don't know, but even they do like other stuff.
It's like, hey, here's a comic, here's a merch line, here's
like an event, here's you know what I mean. It's like you can't
really just do YouTube anymore, which is lame. I've been like I have
like a certain content right about like certain nas I, S, B and
D content. Right. I got all these names before, and then now
I'm going back looking through and I'm getting all these smaller names now because now
these people are part of the algorithm when these videos are made like four years
ago, and I'm like, where was this video when I was first looking
for this content? Now I find it. That's really cool. Three years
ago would have been helpful to find this as well. You know, you
know, you know what. The answer to that is, no clue,
you're gay. Let's move on to the let's make a big facts. It's
always I'm gay. Every time somebody I saw that clip going around for some
reason, I don't know why, that clip has showed up on my like,
Instagram and on my Twitter like a million times since we posted that episode.
I don't even remember what episode that's from. I don't I don't know
what the fuck we were talking about, but like I said something like,
you know what my retort to that is, and you're like, what I
said, you're gay, and it's just that clip. I don't know what
the fucking context was for that at all, but not even a little bit.
We have a we have a lot to get to today, uh,
and we do want to get to a lot of questions as well. So
I do want to start with this Insomniac leak because I'm sincerely fascinated by the
reaction that certain people have had to this. And for people who don't know,
I mean, I don't even know how how would I sisen? A
few days ago at the time of recording this episode. Insomniac Games the developer
of like you know, classic Ratchet and Clanks, on Set Overdrive and more
recently the smash Hit like a PlayStation Uh, spider Man the exclusive, the
Placetation inclusive spider Man Games. They're the victim of like this massive data breach.
Hacker somehow got their hands on an insane amount of data that they held
over Sony for for a two million dollars ransom. These actors were like,
hey, give us the two million dollars or else all this information goes out.
Uh. Then information including like a full test build of their upcoming Wolverine
game or at least like a vertical slice of it, or early gameplay footage
screenshots, story spoilers, the internal documents, revenue data, budgets, sales
data, personal information about employees including you know, like uh like voice actors,
passports and and personal information, contracts, emails, all that kind of
It's yeah, probably a new or two in there. I don't know if
that's a bunch of dicks. There's a bunch of like is a Spider Man's
dick, like a bunch of Spider Man's hyper realistic cock and it's pronged,
which is crazy, but you know, there's so there's a lot of this
information is like over terriby of this information, right, Lots of videos of
the game have leaked as well, like vertical slices and stuff. Is crazy.
And evidently these people did not get that two million dollars because otherwise we
wouldn't be talking about this stuff. Uh Now, leaks in and of themselves
are like not really anything new to the game's industry. In fact, they've
been like astoundingly common lately. In particular, we had the Nvidiao leak a
few years back that kind of spoiled everything until like twenty twenty five we had
the GTA five leaks or the GA six leaks, the Capcom leak from a
while back. Even just last week there was this massive suicide squad killed the
Justice League leak that was being covered by fucking everybody. There's an Xbox leak
too that detailed like what their next console was going to be in like twenty
twenty six or whatever the fuck, and like even just the design of it
patents for like controllers and stuff. There's been a lot of leaks just in
the last year, and for some reason, the Insomniac League happens, and
I saw this kind of sentiment going around from people that are really big in
the industry, and even some people that I like genuinely like like and respect
and know personally. We're talking about how like, oh, well, we're
not going to cover this leak, because you know, leaks hurt the developers,
and you know, you know, it's not cool. They work really
hard to make these games, They work really hard to put these stuff together,
and it's the industry's been suffering like an insane amental layoffs. So you
know what we're not going to cover. We're not going to cover the Sony
leaks or the early Insomniac leaks, which is like as a as a as
a premise and a sentiment. I get because developers do get a lot of
shit for no reason, especially like when a lot of the times publishers are
to blame for a lot of the shit that people blame developers for. I
get that. But these people, these same people were covering leaks the entire
year, gleefully, like really happily talking about how like, oh man,
look at all these fucking suicide squad leaks. Oh my god, look at
the Xbox leaks. But suddenly because it's Insomniac and because it's a PlayStation studio,
and unfortunately I have put two and two together with some of these people,
where like they have a really close relationship with Sony Studios, even specific
Insomniac. I can't help but look at that and be like, well,
it kind of feels like you just don't want to upset your friends, And
I get that, but maybe this isn't really what your job should be.
Then, like, if you want to schmooze with these people and you want
to be of course do would I want to be friends with Sam Lake and
like Hydeo Kajima apps a fucking lutely, that'd be awesome. It'd be so
sick to call these people up or talk to them whenever the fuck you wanted.
But at the same time, it's like, doesn't that kind of I
don't know, should you be covering games in that way if that's what your
goal is, I don't know. That's fucking crazy to me, because there's
a lot of news here that is really fucking incredible, like really interesting.
Shit. Sunset Overdrive made five hundred and sixty seven dollars in profit. That's
crazy. Stay so good, dude. Wait wait, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry. Wait what the fuck did you just say a Sunset over Sunset over
I've made five hundred dollars in profit, which by the way, made more
apparently than fucking the new Ration Clank game, because the New Rational Clank game
didn't didn't turn a profit apparently. So like, there's just really fucking fascinating
things in there. And then obviously, like the entire release schedule for the
the entire release schedule for insomniacs like games leading up to twenty release schedules,
the first terly schedule is fucking absurd. That is. First of first,
let me let me, let me, let me air out with Era.
Okay, I think that the fact that people's personal information, the fact that
it was hacked and then they attempted to negotiate that shit is super shitty and
it needs to be condemned. I think the whole entire leak, the leak
culture needs to be fucking quelled and Sunny's happened to somebody really quick, like
some shit needs to be initiated fast, because we've developed this really bad effect
where we assume when we deserve to see the games for people already, and
granted there are sentences where there's like there's the halos and the less of the
halo, it's not when do we deserve to see them? It's just,
oh, well, it's out there and it's news. No no, no,
no, no, no, no no no, that's not that's not
what I Meah, that's that exactly. If it's out there, it's out
there, you know, and like what's out there, you know, might
as well see it if it's out there. But the fact that it's become
so common that it's out there in general is a bit of a problem now,
right, like right, the culture has become too common. It's just
too common now, it's ways too common. In the last four years.
I know what you're saying. It's just a matter of, like, I
don't like the clickiness that I feel from this. It's there, it seemed
because dude, fucking what was it there were I don't know, man,
if the the idea with you that like its suddenly no no, but the
idea that suddenly we are like really empathetic to people in this situation, like
we're oh, suddenly we're like really empathetic to Insomniac for having this massive leak,
because like, developers want to be able to surprise people, and they
want to They don't want to show stuff before it's ready because it's not ready
yet, and they want you to see their stuff when it's when it's actually
ready and when it's actually indicative of like what you're going to be seeing.
And I understand that, but where was that attitude the entire last year?
Where was this attitude last week when these people were covering the fucking suicide squad
leaks in great fucking detail. I don't. I don't I agree with you.
I don't want the idea certain people are exempt from that empathy Like that
bothers the hell out of me. It's like, either you cover all Either
either you cover all of these leaks with the understanding that it sucks for the
people involved, but it's news and we'll cover it, or you have the
empathetic stance where it's like, hey, listen, we understand that this is
really hard on the studios, and so we're not going to cover leaks in
general. That should be your only two, you know, operating procedures.
When as far as that goes, you can't pick and choose and look because
like I saw Greg Miller from Kind of Funny, I know people are gonna
be like, oh, well, you do a podcast with Colin, Greg's
old co host. It really has nothing to do with that. I have
no real negative opinion about Greg Miller at all, but I saw this this
thing where he's like, hey, you know, this is really hard on
Insomniac, so we're not going to cover it. And I know for a
fact that Greg is in Spider Man like his like, there's a character in
Spider Man that's he's an Easter Egg in Spider Man, and I can't help
but see that, No notice that, well he's not an Easter egg,
and he's not an Easter egg. And in Suicide Squad killed the Justice League.
He's not an Easter Egg in any Xbox game. He's not an Easter
Egg in GTA six. Probably he's not an Easter Egg in any Capcom game.
But he's an Easter egon a Spider Man game. And just so happens,
that's the one that he refuses to cover, like it it sits really
incorrectly with me, And look, I don't I'm not saying that you have
to cover every single bit of it, because there's information in there that has
no business being shared by anybody. Like there's no need to show like,
oh hey, here's oh it's news, here's Uri loan Thal's passport. That's
not fucking necessary. That's not news. That's just doxing, Like there's nothing
newsworthy that you get out of knowing what the eury loan Thal's passport looks like.
But there's massive news to be uncover from the fact that fucking Sunset Overdrive
made five hundred dollars. That is crazy and that's fucking fascinating, Like that's
like a really interesting thing. I don't think anybody's I don't think anybody would
have ever thought that that was true or like the entire slate of their releases
up to twenty thirty and even some some uh some things about about that and
how interesting that is and how fucking often they are planning to release shit,
which is fucked like, They've got a lot of games planned for the next
couple of years, and that's that's whether whether we like it or not,
whether that destroys the surprise or not. And I get I it totally does,
like it ruins a lot of surprises, but it's a news and I
don't I agree. You're you're right about this nature of my it's my friend,
So I'm not gonna say anything because that's not fair in journalism, you
know. Yeah, integrity, I totally, I totally get the impulse.
I get it, But at the same time, it's like, dude,
you got you're in this sphere and it just doesn't And I also understand that,
like hipocrisy is not like everybody's a fucking hypocrite, right, everybody's got
something, everybody's got a bunch of shit that they're like completely contractory on.
So it's not like a massive point necessarily to say, like, oh,
condemn these people. It's not like these people are like evil people. It's
just a matter of just like, listen, man, it looks weird when
you covered Suicide Squad leaks yesterday and today you're like, oh, well,
not this studio because I'm an easter egg in this game. Like it just
looks I agree, But the context between Suicide Squad and this leak are very
different contexts. What's the game is the information's game information? You know that's
freed. No one's personal information got leaked from the Suicide Squad thing. Not
so mach to Suicide Squad has been in development and delayed four times. I
know people that are working on that game, and that game has just been
a fucking disaster from me hearing directly from them, outside of them, if
everyone's heard, it's granted still there's good information that came from it, but
the context is slightly different. But nonetheless, you're going to be a journalists,
be real. I just understand what makes the context different. Leak is
a leak, right, well, a leak about people's personal information is a
very different thing. Well, that's very different, that's but that's the thing.
It's like, that's not news, you know what I mean, That's
why they were geting it that's why that's the nature of the condemning. It
is because of the fact that people could actually very much so get hurt from
the information that was released from the stuff. Well, I guess the question
is would there be any different in action if there was no DOXY and it
was this purely gaming information. Do you hear it'd still be the same kind
of attitude. If it would still be the same, then Chris's points still
holds up. Ye, you're right, Yeah, I feel like the only
because do you know what this feels like to me, Like with those people
being biased like that, It feels like to me when people like say,
for example, a mister Beast where he's he's helping out everybody, but you
know, it's it's a it's a balance where if you do this charity work
for views, you get to write all this shit off. So it's like
a thing where it's not like even though it's kind of like he's doing great
ship, there is another intention behind it. And so with with those people
going to bat for Insomniac, even though it's kind of messed up, that
didn't do the same thing for Suicide Squad or anyone else, there's good behind
it. Still it's still a pot thing. But yeah, like moving forward,
moving forward, you need to just keep that same energy. Doesn't keep
that same energy now, Yeah, and that's the only thing. Yeah,
that's the only thing. You can't You can't cover leaks now straight up because
then you were just looking like a fucking asshole. So you've written yourself into
a corner here. And it's also I don't know, man, it's just
it's it's it's weird. And I saw some people going like, well,
oh, it's different because uh, you know, certain those leaks came directly
from the company. Uh you know, like or like the Xbox leakue was
a big was a big one because the eye that leak happened because a lawyer,
one lawyer at Microsoft apparently tried to black out or redact some stuff with
like an incorrect pen, Like there's a specific pen that you have to use
to redact information from court documents, and he didn't use it. He used
like a standard marker. And so because of that, all of the stuff
was kind of really easily legible, like through the black ink, and so
a lot of that information got let loose and a lot of and you know,
a lot of that information ended up, you know, getting out to
the public. And I know what people mean when they say that. It's
like, oh, it's fair game if you know it's the company's fault,
and but if if they get hacked, it's not fair. It's not exactly
the same thing. I get that. But at the same time, if
your argument is that it's hard on the team for their surprises to be ruined
and it's hard on the team for their hard work to be let go,
I don't know if that really matters. And also, couldn't you argue that
somebody Insomniac probably clicked a link that they shouldn't have that ended up giving these
hackers a backdoor into the studio in the first place, walking it anyway,
So like i'm it's I'm so I agree with that, But we don't know,
we don't know, we don't know. We don't know that, right,
we do know, And here's what we don't know. Here's what we
do know. Nobody at any of these studios wants that information out there.
What we do know is that it's objectively that they don't want it out there,
that it ruins morale at the team, and that it's a really big
fucking deal for the team to go through it. And so if that's the
main point, if that's the empathetic angle that we're taking, then it shouldn't
matter if they got hacked or if it is the fault of the company,
because the reality is it's always one person's fault and it's and the rest of
the company shouldn't pay the most of the time focusing on that most of the
time hacks. That's one thing that people always miss that most of the time
someone got duped into doing some dumb shit they shouldn't have done. This happened
so fucking dude, with the amount of remember in twenty fourteen, what was
it called the fappening, Like that whole wave of shit was like when you
figured out how everybody got pretty much hacked, it's almost mind boggling, like
how did you fall for this? How did you fall for this obviously fake,
fucking fishing thing. But uh, it was one of those things.
It happened to so many people, and it's just like oh wow, so
yeah, these people are human and every once in a while, doesn't matter
how tech savvy you are, you saw something that oh you got signed out
of your fucking x y Z, now you need to go back in and
then all of a sudden you're fucked. And uh, it'sact because I've heard
a lot. I saw a lot of people saying things like these companies need
to do a better job protecting their shit and this this and this and that,
and I always say, well, there's also a lot of companies out
there that you would assume these hackers would want their information too, But why
aren't they getting it from them? Like there's a lot of you know what
I mean, Like you got to think about the same bro, They're not
letting nothing happen. They're not let even let get a chance, right,
And so what are they doing? And what do these companies What does Insomnia
and PlayStation have to do to correct this ship so this shit doesn't happen,
you know, Like of course hackers are this is one thing. Hackers are
always gonna be there. It's that's it's fucked up to fuck the reality.
They're always gonna try to get you. So we got to get ahead ahead
of it somewhat way. Even as like say consumers, for example, if
we want to like say not say make murderers and school shooters or whatever popular
or well, we can't guess, we can't prop them up as much.
So I kind of understand the sentiment of like not wanting to talk about this
stuff, but it's like, now you've got to be consistent. You have
to be consistent now if that's how you feel legitimately moving forward, can't talk
about this shit. But I have a feeling and Chris, I know,
and y'all have a feeling that that's not how it's gonna go down. It's
not gonna go down that way, and it it's gonna like juicy shit's gonna
come out again, and like what enough time passes by, they're gonna talk
about again at it? Yeah, I mean probably, like I don't know,
Like I mean, I feel bad about it for the people. So
it sucks, like it's like a lot of sure, a lot of shit
that's out there that really shouldn't be a lot of uh, I don't know,
man, that that sucks. It's got to be a really bleak mood.
And I feel for them, but it's like, you know, it's
out there, man, it's it's it's news and people are gonna be picking
through this shit for a really really long time. And I think the best
thing that you can do really is cover the stuff that is actually important,
or cover the stuff that is actually like newsworthy, instead of doing this whole
thing where it's like, Okay, well we're not going to cover it.
Because what I feel like that leads to people being like, Okay, well
it's weird that they're not covering it. Let me dig into the stuff myself,
and then suddenly people's actual personal information like passports and stuff is actually it's
that's that stuff's actually going to be seen by people that don't really need to
see it, you know. I feel like it's better for them to be
like, hey, let's here's all the newsworthy. Here's all the newsworthy stuff.
Actually, here's all the newsworthy stuff from the from the from what from
this leak, Here's you know, the released slight. Here's like the financials
and interesting that details from it. I look at it. I can't.
I don't know if I here's the thing. I don't know if I agree
with that, only because just the people that I think, I'm pretty sure
that less people would know about if it wouldn't for the outlets, I wouldn't
even know about this shit to be honest. That's just kind of how things
operate, and that's how people operate in But that's what I'm saying. That's
what I'm saying. It's like they to cover it, to cover it in
the way that they so specifically No what I mean what no, holdahan,
because like what I'm saying is, let's just say, for the sake of
argument, everybody, the biggest news outlets and whatnot, people that cover games,
they decided not to cover it. I imagine most people who consume their
content would just not know about it now. They just would not. It's
in the same vein as like say that, do you remember when that fucking
Dylan mulvaney bud Light thing where it's OK, if those fucking pieces of shit
just chose to not even mention that shit, no, no the fuck she
is, like they would do anything, and they never would have came across
it. So it's just one of those things where it's like I think,
technically, look, man, I be real, I feel bad, But
at the same time, I'm I'm more on your side where I'm like,
fuck it's out, people are gonna talk about it. If this is an
industry too, people want to get clicks. I get it. So it's
kind of like you kind of have to deal with that. Unfortunately, you
can't expect everybody to do that noble thing and not mention it, Like you
can't expect that, You just can't. I guess. I guess the thing
for me is that when I because I didn't really look that deeply into it.
I heard that they got hacked, but I didn't. Yeah, I
don't know, like I didn't care that much about it. Yeah, we
talked about it a little bit before all this information came out on Sacred Symbols.
Obvious because it's a big story and it'll probably be the biggest story next
year or two. But you know, when this happened, and then I
saw that video of Greg Miller being like, Hey, we're not going to
cover and I was like, well, what that's weird, Like, if
you're not going to cover, just don't mention it at all, because that
made me like so fucking curious. Like the second I saw was like,
oh, we're not going to cover this because like this isn't that It's like
okay, no, I have to see this. I have to see what
the good point because they have point that good point because they covered everything else.
That's that's kind of the thing that comes into into into play with this.
It's like they covered suicide spot, they covered Xbox, the covered cap
on the covergy T six. What the fuck is in this leak that they
that is like I have to I have I'm so curious now because now there's
like someps to I guess, I guess what I understand where you're coming.
Let me let me ask, Let me ask you an honest question. Can
I ask an honest question? Kingston? Okay, what's that? Did you
see any of it? Did you see any of the wolverine footage? I
saw? I saw all of this. I saw all of the information period,
I saw your raising fucking thing. It's fast part because when I clicked
the link, all of it popped up like this link to this place,
to that place of that place. And that is a problem is the nature
of what it all was, right, Not that it is game information gamers
is gameformation. You know that shit gets leaked all the time, And though
I don't like how often it happens, that's where my stances it happens too
often. That is a problem when when it would happen like when we'd get
a small look about Halo, like two thousand and seven, Right, you
get a small leak about something, right, you wouldn't get person information and
dropping you would get like rainy. You used to get like grainy image shots
or like grainy images word slip. I remember a very famous I remember a
very famous they're famous to me assumed my life. No, there's a Halo
Reach one in two thousand and nine, and there were screenshots of I think
the Night Mission. I don't remember what the fucking I don't remember what it
was called, but it was like it had the words tom Morello written over
it in paint, in like Microsoft paint for some reason, Like I don't
know why the fuck, but I remember that physical So I associate, I
say, Tom Morello with fucking with Halo Halo Cha forever now, because I
think I think it was to I think it was to cover certain or just
to like distort the image as much as they can to leak stuff without actually
like getting away who they were or whatever. But yeah, but that's what
they were before, you know, that's yeah. Yeah, But in the
modern era, like that's not, that's not that's not what leaks are Like
that full hour of Granda thought was six footage that leaked earlier this year,
like that's insane. That sucks. And then there's also the Wolverine gameplay.
Wolvering looks sick. The game looks insane also, yet it also I'm not
seeking it out though it bothers the hell out of me, by the way.
That like that, like so many people are like, dude, this
looks so fucking unfinished. It's like you should be killed. Yeah, people,
Lily was saying that. It was like, why does this Spider Man
look batter is like, honey, it's not done. It's like it's literally
it's not done yet. It is finish a lak. It's like, how
do you not Like I don't understand how the word leak doesn't already come prepackaged
with obviously it's not fucking done because it's leaked. It's not finished, it's
not ready to be out yet, Like it's how is it is the weirdest
fucking thing that any The amount of people that said that about GTA six and
that footage is like astonished. Look, let me let me be let me
be clear. Okay, looks horrible. It looks really bad. But also
it's the alpha. It's not even the beta yet, but that was an
alpha bill. How did you think, like, look at okay, no,
no, I understand no, but I'm not talking about you specifically,
but people, but I'm just like, Okay, that footage looked worse than
g T A five. Now think about this. Obviously, they're not going
to release a g T A six that looks worse than g T A five
is wrong, which, for a second, it's so weird too, because
like it's so interesting to see like people who have like a solid understanding of
like how the game is industry works, versus people who are very very clearly
layman or are just not really interested actually, because like so many people were
like because I saw that GT six footage, uh, and I remember thinking
like, damn, a lot of this is done, Like this looks actually
like surprisingly complete for like an alpha bill, right, And I was like,
wow, this is this could be fucking cool. And then every everybody
else is like this looks fucking this looks incomplete and not done, and it's
like, yes, that's the whole point that every game looks like that,
by the way, everything do you think the amazing video game looks like that
polished at something first, Like when they're there's a skeletal world, do you
think of like, how could you possibly think that that is? Do you
think people? Dude, people don't know how people put people fucking planks and
ship and like looks like you do not. People do not know how games
are made at all. They really they do anything building anything, crazy thing.
These people haven't built anything, Derek, you think the people are building?
That is very absolutely true. They've never built. It's just it's just
insane hearing people talk about It's like, like, what are you like,
it's not done? Like it's what that's this cake is this cake is just
it's like yes, because that's how the cake starts off as mix and eggs
and milk and make it. It makes me, It saddens me. It
makes me lose, Like I say when I say things like this, because
I always feel like I've already lost all hope in humanity when there's really horrible,
horrific events happened. But then I'll go around and then I'll like say,
for example, actually literally today this morning, I was dropping Jojo off
and there was a husky in the in the middle of the street and so
I dropped her off, I pulled, I parked, I got, I
followed the husky up to the adjacent building. Me and this lady we called
the animal control. We got it, you know, we got it all.
And it was just like it was a great moment of like the like
me and two other people coming together and helping this dog that clearly got out
and stuff. And it just like made me feel good about people in humanity.
And then I think about shit like this again, and I'm like,
fuck, like what people if they brought that dog? What if they take
that dog in the back of the van and just kicked it to death?
Just what if some guy was like, oh, thanks, you found my
dog and he picks it up at the belly and it takes a huge bite
out of it takes a huge you guys, it just starts crying. It
starts crying. Video of that woman, of that woman who threw her dog
at someone. Yeah, no, she was like high on drugs. She's
like crack and methd like every single thing at once, and she just threw
her away from because like he's like, hey, yo, And I think
that I think that guy has the dog now. I think he kept the
dog. He kept a dog, which is hilarious. It's a hilarious way
to get a dog. Yeah, hell yeah it is. I'm actually gonna
check up on that, answering that question. How did you get this?
How did you When did you get this dog? It's like, oh,
some some drug addict threw this literally threw this dog at me. Uh so
now I have it. Made it funny, made it funny. This is
not funny, but it is funny. At the same time, when she's
like on a swing the dog after the dog is just suspended in the air,
just dangling, and it's just a little puppy just dangling, and it's
just like, I don't know why I'm here. I really was created to
make people happy. I don't want to do this. There's something about people
that they just like, I'm taking this dog now. People who uh,
people who just treat animals like that really pissed me off. I don't know,
you could beat up. I could watch videos of people beating each other
up all day, like all day. I can watch those videos and people
fighting each other on the train tracks or whatever, and that's fine, but
like, I don't know, man, you hit a dog and it like
it really enrages me. Oh, it's it's on man, it's it's it's
one of those things. It's that's when I've seen humans on the same street
that Jojo works on. She works in a shady neighborhood, in a hospital.
I've seen it in horrible, horrific conditions. I see a dog that's
a little confused, and I immediately rush and spring into action. That is
the difference between like I am not helping the confuse homeless person that I'm like,
yeah, I get fuck out of you. You're full of stink here.
I don't want to. I'm not gonna touch you. But the dog,
it's dishoveled, it has some looks like has it looks like it has
pain on it or something. The dog has like purple pain on it somehow,
I don't know where. It had a scarf and a collar that looks
like it had been torn a little bit, so maybe it had a tag
on it before. And I'm like, I have shit to do, but
I'm gonna stay with this dog till we get this sorted out. I ain't
doing that for person unless they're like shot or something. Like I gonna see
someone who's like bleeding. Then maybe I'll be oh, fuck, what can
I do beyond that? If you're just like a human that passed out,
I might not even stop. I might just walk over them be like,
oh, well, you know, they'll be I'm sure they'll be fine.
It's it's it's kind of fucked up. But hey, what do you like?
Yeah, yeah, it's a kid. I saw a dude pass out
in the middle of the street in la and in South Central and dudes and
I thought they were gonna help him up. Instead, they just robbed him.
They just they just witnessed pockets and then they left. Californians though Californians
New Yorkers are like this, right, don't inconvenience me, and I won't
fuck with you. But there's always like we have a weird nature of like
we'll curse at you, we'll attack each other. Once someone gets hurt,
they'll care like I Like, I know people that were like serious drug dealers,
Like when a car skirt stage ducked down, they grabbed their hip,
you know what they're about to do like like that. But then when my
grandmother would be coming home with the fucking groceries, they would drop what they
were doing, and they would help my grandmother with the groceries up the stairs,
or when I was little crossing the street, they will cross the street
with me. And I think that's a New York culture thing because CALLI,
I never like that happened. Like I know people that have people have other
homies as parents over here, and I'm just like, what the fuck old
people? They treat old people specifically really well in New York. I've just
noticed. And I don't know if it's just like the neighborhood, you know,
like I've known you're just a normal person. But if you're but if
you're just a normal like if it's just you kingson, like they're not helping
you. And if they do help you, they'll like make fun of you.
Probably they'll they'll be like, no, they're not exactly. It depends
on where you are, depends on what you are, dependings if you know
anybody. If you like trip on the ground, If you trip on the
ground and you have a hard time getting up, somebody will somebody will pick
you up and they'll be like the fuck you thinking, idiot, or like
what the fuck are you doing? You're okay, Like what are you doing?
Man like, why are you here like this? You fucking like like
that. They'll like they'll help you while they harass you. It's it's fucking
fat, I've seen It'll pay for a cab, they get you to your
house, and they'll be in salty the whole time. You're like, yeah,
I'm having an episode. Oh my god. Do you remember that story
from like a couple Like I think it was like maybe like a maybe like
exactly a month ago, probably not, probably no longer than that of that
guy who came to New York and he made a TikTok about how like he
he ordered a scoop bagel. Did you see this? Oh, I heard
about the school bagel school exactly so, so scoop bagel is a bagel,
but they scoop all of the bagel, the bread out of it, so
it's just the shell of the bagel, and then you get it filled with
like I don't know, cream, cheese or or something else, like I
don't know, I I don't I don't get it. I've never had one.
It's definitely not a New York thing. I think it's more like a
West Coast or like everywhere else thing. I've never experienced that New York ever.
But but so this guy ordered a scoop bagel and the guy told him,
get the fuck out of here. We don't do that, Like,
what are you talking about, We're not gonna scoop your bagel aut And he
made a TikTok about it. He was like, so it was. It
was something about like, never order a scoop bagel in New York. I
just I just tried, and they said get the fuck out of here.
And someone it went so viral that somebody literally got in touch with him,
and it's somebody in New York got in touch with him. He said,
listen, I will buy you a first class flight back to wherever you came
from if you get the fuck out of here. And he did it,
like he actually did. Like the dude got a free first class flight out
of New York because they just they didn't They didn't want him there so bad
that they were willing to put him in an actual luxurious exile to get him
out of there. It's like, don't you dare order a scoop bagel in
my city. You freak get the fuck out of your first class flight home.
I love that. That is hilarious today because that is like, yeah,
I'll take I'll take good care of you as I exile you to the
far reaches of this fucking country. That is. That was so fucking that's
awesome. New York is such a crazy place, dude, Like I like,
like I'm I've lived there, Like that was like where I find because
I don't consider myself exactly the most New York person anymore because I left New
York off the city at like thirteen twelve thirteen, and then I left New
York State like seven years ago, and the amount of changes every time I
go back is so weird. But it's the most perplect because it's the most
like everyone's such an asshole, but at the same time everyone is so there's
like this weird kindredness that you I've never seen anywhere else, like never even
close anyway maybe on Yeah, So I do want to talk at least briefly
about this, dude, this this Hunter Avalance shit is it is pretty wild,
so people can explain to me what I fuck that is. Really.
Yeah, so we're shifting gears here, pretty dressing, But I really want
to talk about this before we get into questions because it's it's probably one of
the craziest things I think I've ever seen that happen in YouTube in general.
So crazy is yeah, yeah, I struggled to think of something crazier really.
Uh maybe, well that would spoil it a little bit, but all
right, just lay let me lay the groundwork a little bit. Hunter Avalone
obviously like a big political commentary guy. He used to be on the conservative
side. He kind of changed a lot over the years. He's definitely more
like on the on the left leaning side now. He does a lot of
debates with people. He was he was just on Oh my god, it's
not the cut. But you know those I don't know those those those shows
where they gather people in a room to talk about ship and it's I don't,
I don't know what. Yeah, like those yeah, like like Jubilee
like that. Yeah, yeah, Middle Grounds something like that. I love
like that Middle Grounds. He was on one of those, and like he
was, he's arguing. He's a very left leaning guy now, uh,
and uh, you know he I remember, I don't. I don't have
a lot of history with Hunter. I remember kind of I remember, I
remember kind of talking to him a little bit. I've We've never really been
friends, is what I'm saying, or like animes or anything like, He's
just some some person who just I was friendly with him, and even when
he was like a right winged like Chud, I respected him because he was
HERU. He genuinely believed that stuff. At the time. He was extremely
what I would call integral, because I remember it just real quick. He
came out this was probably like twenty seventeen or some shit, to say that,
letting his audience know that like, I'm not religious anymore, Like I
just it just doesn't make any sense to me. Like when he started and
I was like, oh, he's here's somebody who's not just lying for the
sake of lying and making money. And I thought, oh, that's weird.
He literally didn't have to say that to his audience at all. You
could have just been like, I'm not religious anymore and keeping making conservative content.
But he felt like, I want to be honest, and so that's
I feel like that started his arc towards becoming progressive because he started looking at
things in a you know, in a in an objective way and making sense
of the world. And so I'm like, oh, it was a mad
respect. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I've never had a problem with
him or anything, but like he was in our in our circle. I
feel like I met him in person at least once. I'm not super sure
about that though, to be honest. But anyway, the point is this
is person somebody that we we kind of know or somebody that's like we're kind
of familiar with who's in our sphere. And so this guy, he's obviously
gone through a political evolution, he's changed a lot over the over the last
several years. And I guess he is in a relationship with somebody and they
were streamer. They were yeah, some streamer and they were you know,
together, and I guess this streamer's ex boyfriend came to their apartment with a
fucking gun. And actually, like I Derek, let me pay that.
I get overwhelmed when I talk about this because it's so it is so wild,
It is so wild. So I'll just set up just a little bit
more where so Hunter used to be married, you know, he got divorced
and stuff. Cool met this new stream He has a girlfriend, this girl,
the streamer, I don't remember her name, Hally or something like that
is something like that could be wrong. Had an ex boyfriend for a long
time. This guy has obviously major mental health issues. He fucking she went
to go stay with Hunter for like a week. He lived somewhere on the
East coast and they live all the way on the west coast. That dude
air tagged her luggage to you know know where he lived. Fucking shows up,
buys a fucking it's crazy, this is all a problem with control.
Buys a gun with the intent to murder, somebody easily gets it with no
fucking problem. Right, buys a shotgun with slugs. Oh, he has
multiple animal but he specifically used slugs to make sure to kill. Hunter shows
up at the apartment. Fucking there's a glass door that they have a glass
door whatever the front door. To get in, he fucking shoots at the
bottom of the door. That chick happens to be close by the door.
Hunter's already fucking running away. She gets hit by some of the ricochet right
of the glass. She didn't get hit by a slug, luckily, because
that probably would have bleur her fucking leg off. But like, she's already
been injured by some of that shit. So they go upstairs after that and
fucking calling the cops and everything. The cops show up a few minutes later,
dudes having a hard time getting in. Luckily he didn't just get in
all of a sudden. He's having a shootout with the fucking cops, injured
a couple of the cops, not not fatally or anything, just and then
once he realized that he's pretty much fucked, he just blows his own head
off. Essentially, it's the craziest and then there's a little bit of footage
that's the thing that like Hunter had this wherewithal So some people found it controversial
that he was able to pull out his phone and do this, but I
think that's kind of just the culture now. People are like, I'm more
like I grew up without my phone, so I'm more a little detached from
it where I don't pull it out right away, and sometimes I get upset
when I don't because I'm like, fuck, that would have been awesome footage
to have. But I feel like a lot of people that are younger,
they're more attached to it, they can do it a little bit easier.
So I don't think it was kind of like natural, something crazy is happening,
and he wanted a document. Obviously, I guess his last moments he
thought. So you can see there's footage you see them on the balcony and
then you just hear the cops giving orders and then just a bunch of shots
ringing out, and it's like, it's fucking chilling to like know this person
to be kind of somewhat, you know, a few degrees removed from this.
You're like, dude, I know this fucking guy. This guy was
this close and inches away from death. That shot was intended for a Hunter.
He legitimately wanted to kill him. He that guy the X was like
really disappointed that he hurt the girl because he just wanted to kill Hunter.
And it's just like the crazy because you know, there's been some instances.
There's there's that one chick she got shot at like a meet and greet or
something. She got killed at that up. Yeah, but that was like
that was like twenty ten, like fucking lunch. Yeah, it was ago.
It was a while ago, and that was that was fucked up.
But it was very similar to what happened to Dimebag Daryl, you know,
the guitarist of a of a Pantera, Like where a guy came to the
show in two thousand and four and just shot him. And it's like,
there's some just insane people just doing this ship. This was such a meticulously
planned thing, like where it's like okay, air tags and all this and
flew all the way over whatever. The fucking just got all this stuff together.
He planned things out and like to it's it's so fucking crazy that I'm
like, yo, uh when it comes to doc seeing and all this shit,
man, Like it's like everybody's gonna take this shit way more seriously now
when you like so it makes you think about Jack's films, like where how
fucked up a situation could be because one of her simps could have been that
crazy easily. Like it's just like it's crazy, man, Yeah, it's
it's it's it's fucking honestly, like some of the crazy. Yeah. I
saw people having a problem with him recording, but it's like, I don't
know, man, what do you fucking especially you're already you're talking to the
police. You're already talking to the police. You're you know, you've done
what you have to do. You're definitely not gonna run back in there to
get like a weapon when you could just you know, stay where you are,
or like if he gets in there, you can just run away,
you know, like there's there's a number of things that you could do.
I don't know, man, I feel like a lot of people think that
they would handle that situation better, but the reality is, like a lot
of those people probably just be dead. Those people understand fucking stupid. The
ones they like, they would have pissed their fucking pants and then they would
have gotten themselves killed. Like the amount of people people that like, not
just not just the trolls in the comments section that hate Hunter because he's progressive
now, but like people that I know that Like, I don't know them
personally, but I've seen them around. I've seen some people like, oh
they're there. They were saying. She's like, oh, you used her
as a human shield. You did all they like doing. Some of the
craziest somebody started to go fund me for a Hunter because he wants to move,
Like he wants to obviously move because his place has been compromised and there
was a dead fucking body is in his front fucking like, obviously you would
want to remove yourself from that apartment. So somebody started to GoFundMe for him
and like, oh, how fucking like people were giving him shit for I'm
like, this is we're in a We're in an era so weird. That
is so bizarre, That is so fucking fake that to give somebody ship like
this, This dude almost got fucking Swiss cheese, and they're making excuses and
trying to hate on it. And I'm like, bro, if anybody though,
if any like say, if it happened to them or anyone in their
family, it's like, would you do the same thing, would you keep
the same fucking energy, You'd be like, oh, how could you use
so and so was a fucking meat shield. Oh man, you're trying to
raise money so you can fucking move. You're a fucking grifter. I'm like,
I don't even know. I didn't say anything because it's just it's just
too much. I was just like, yeah, yeah, people people don't
know what words mean anymore. And also just like I don't know, people
are just weirdly detached. I think it's just the Internet where it's like,
oh, I don't know anybody in person, so like I don't know what
it's. I don't know what being a human being is like, it's fucking
yeah, I don't know that. That was one of the craziest things I
think I've ever met. I remember that shit was some shit that was a
throw ride, bro. I was not ready to hear any of that swer.
I was like, what in darnation? Well and retarnations Yeah, And
as of right now, they seem to be handling it almost and uh.
Hunter released a video a few days ago of recording this, and he seemed
now. He also mentioned in the video that like he was even kind of
surprised himself that how well he's kind of handling it in a way that it's
one of those things that, oh, maybe it'll hit him harder later,
or this might be it. Because I've had traumatic events happen in my life,
and I've also thought that, like, I'm not as bothered as I
thought I would be, or even in situations where I was threatened that gunpoint
at one time, and the only thing that bothered me was how far I
was away from the person it was. This. I think I mentioned this
before because I think I remember saying that it was this chick that went to
ASU and her mom pulled up that looked like Drew Carrey like her mom legitimately
looked like Drew carry this fucking bowl, fucking flat top haircut. H well,
I guess redneck Drew Cary because she had cut off sleeves, but she
had this giant fucking hand cannon. And I'm like, oh, I'm too
far away to even have a chance to do anything. I'm just And then
that was the only thing that truly bothered me, because I felt like,
if we were point blank or something, I'm like, I'll fucking rest I'll
kill this bitch. I'll fucking I will in this bitch for even daring to
try to threaten me. But I was probably like ten feet plus away from
her, So I'm like, I'm fuck, you're that far away, You're
fucked. If you move in any if you move to eat your fucked.
So then after that you can't move fast and they can react to shoot you.
Yeah, you can't do shit. So I was just like, that's
the only thing that bothered me in that situation when I thought it, Like
when I think about it, I was like, a stupid bitch, but
then not really dealing with I could have easily have been killed. I easily
could have been shot off I said the wrong thing if I reacted in any
different way. And I'm not even trying to compare it to his situation.
His situation is way more fucked infinitely more like the motherfucker actually more let go
a slug chick got hit blood everywhere, Like it's just like but the fact
that he's handling it and her seemed to be handling it in a way that
it's like, Wow, the human mind is fucking insane. Oh it could
do that sometimes where it's like, well that happened. I mean, honestly
that when I heard about all when I heard about all this happening, the
first thought that I had was that if I were in a situation like that
and it unfolded the same way, I'd be like, I'd probably feel pretty,
I'd probably feel pretty like, oh, all right, well that guy's
gone, you know what I mean, Like that's not gonna be a you
know what I mean, Like I don't mean to I don't mean to be
crash about it, but like I'm not, I mean, think about it,
think about it statistically. Think about it statistically, What what is the
likelihood that anyone what's the likelihood that anyone is going to try and seek you
out to kill you, you know what I mean? Right, probably like
very that's probably low and like by by default, so to know that not
only did somebody try to kill you, but they're fucking dead that I don't
know, that's gotta it's kind of bring with it. That's got to bring
with it some level of comfort where it's like, well, how likely is
this to happen again? What are the odds of this? How unlucky though
to think about that, because it's not like it's not like fucking like the
only reason that guy wanted to kill hunters because he started dating his ex.
That like, how unlucky is that? Like it could have been anyone else
and then they happen to bond, and so by that fact, that guy's
like, I gotta kill you, and I gotta say and I gotta look
at I feel fucked up saying this. I'm be honest, but this is
something that like this is not this specific reason because this is such a wild
card. But I'm like, I don't want to date fame. I never
I never wanted to date. Like the people that are like have a large
following, especially pretty streamers, because the they have unfortunately they have those fucking
crazy ass fans. Even Oh my god, I don't want to say her
name. I guess it's just but someone that we know closely. She had
a a guy that was like, oh, we're in a relationship together,
and even flew to her country like to to like, oh, hey I'm
here. Kind of a thing she had like a crazy stalker situation, and
I just don't I just don't want to, like mention the name. I
mean I can talk about it, of course, but yeah, it's just
yeah, I just don't want to, like, I just want to,
Yeah, I don't want to put her business out there like be like,
oh this is you know that because I don't know if she told everybody or
not. I really don't know. But it's just one of those things that
like, well she actually knows. She didn't make avde about it, but
the point being that how it's way too common, like the crazies that did
you guys see that guy he went viral. He was a crypto bro.
He uh, he made his money in crypto and he gave Tamras thousands of
dollars to not amoranth This is uh. I think she was just specifically an
OnlyFans content creator. I don't think she was a streamer. This was some
chick. I think she's black, like light skin or something. She had
a she's name, her name's like something of it. I'm like, that's
not your real name. It's like somebody it's like a celebrity already exists or
something. I wish I remembered it. But there's this bald guy with a
big fucking beard, and this happened very recently that he he was so obsessed
she leaked all of his text messages and it's the saddest, simpiest shit ever,
basically being like I will give you five crypto like basically one hundreds of
thousand of dollars if you just respond with me with one word. I'm so
obsessed with you. I cannot live without you. It was the most pathetic
thing you would ever see. And all I was thinking is like, someone
needs to message that girl and tell her go and hiding. Fucking Now.
That guy has millions of dollars and he's very he already ran in quote unquote
ran into her in public, and he had those weird Google glass things with
the camera and shit, so who God knows, you know, like what
footage he has and scan you know, who fucking knows. But it's just
I wish I remember the name so I could easily have you guys pull it
up. But I feel like there's enough information to go off of people are
listening that if you if you don't know about this situation, you'd be like,
oh, yeah, I can find it. But it's crazy. You
read the text messages if you get a chance, because it's the craziest,
most pathetic ship you'll ever read in your life. I don't know if I've
ever seen simping to that level before. And that's saying a lot, because
you know, when you work on the internet, you run into this ship
every once in a while. It makes me really it's just like that's just
that's just mental health. That's just people just being mentally mental health. Hunter
made actually Hunter empathized with that guy. Actually he humanized him after the whole
ordeal and was like thinking about like apparently he he tried to actually get help,
and the people that he reached out to, the the professionals or something,
didn't get back to him in time, so we actually didn't get any
help, and which is obviously this whole situation probably could have been avoided if
this system, if our system a you know, obviously our health care system
was set up for people to succeed and to be actually treated. And it's
it's a it's a fucking it's a it's a completely fucking joke, especially like
it was a young man of color. D. I had the dog,
I got prescribed. Fucking uh, what is it adderall for the eighty eight
D and I still have not. I still have not. I've only so
I've been to like eight different pharmacies. I think I've told the story.
Did I tell the story on the podcast already? I don't remember. If
I think I might have told you, I don't remember one of you I
remember. So, like basically, they can't pharmacies can't tell you if they
have adderall, Like if you call and ask them, they can't tell you,
like they I don't know why. I think it's I think the idea
is like, oh, well, they get robbed if they just give that
information out in the open, right, So they will not tell you.
You have to have a prescription for that filed with that pharmacy for them to
even tell you if they have it or not. So you have to basically
get on the phone with your provider tell them to send a prescription to this
pharmacy, and then you have to wait for however long that takes, and
then you'll get the message okay, okay, they have it, and then
you can call and then you can ask. But then sometimes they won't even
tell you over the phone. Sometimes you have to go in person and then
be like, hey, I have a prescription for this, and even though
they take the prescription, they'll be like, oh, well, we don't
carry that medicine here. And so I've had to do that about like eight
different times, and even to the point where it's like I went back to
the original pharmacy that I went the first time and got it, and they
send out these automatic texts that say like Okay, hey, your prescription is
being filled, right or hey we're at a stock. I'll get that message
a lot, and then like one day I remember getting hey, your prescription
is being filled, and I was like, okay, cool, So I
book it over there to the pharmacy the second I get that text, and
then they tell me, oh, we don't actually carry this medication. So
the entire system is really fucked with this stuff, because I guarantee you the
only reason this stuff is being stolen in the first place is because it's hard
for the it's hard to fucking attain. If you could just buy this ship,
I don't think people would have a fucking sorry, that's dude, It's
ridiculous. I've the only the only adderall that I've been able to get,
or like, the only medicine that I've able to get is from like friends
of mine, like giving it to me completely fucking illegally, because I've done
everything. I look, I've done everything correct for like the last for like
the last year, I've been trying to figure the ship out, and it's
still like a really fuck situation. So like, yeah, I mean,
granted, you know, my shit's a lot less, like not as high
stakes as this is. This whatever the fuck's going on with this guy,
but like the mental health the mental health system is really fucked Like it's not
it's not a good system at all. The healthcare system's really fucking backwards and
completely fucked up. Middlemen really fuck everything up. So I mean, I
I appreciate the fact that he can empathize I I probably I understand on some
level, but at the same time, I can't pretend like I wouldn't be
like, I can't I can't pretend like I wouldn't be like astoundingly relieved that
that guy is fucking gone. Issues. Bro, I sold the issues.
I'm fine now perfect. Finally I sold all that I was. I was
wilding for a bit, I was bugging for a little while when I got
balanced myself out. Bro, Yeah, I'm sure I feel like you're I
feel like you're gonna snap when you're like fifty. I think I'm gonna snap.
No, I'm not gonna snap. Yeah, I think I think something
is gonna get I don't think you're gonna murder anybody. I think you're probably
gonna Like I think what's going to happen is you're going to I don't know,
you're gonna you're gonna publicly urinate, and then you're gonna get put on
the sex offender registry, and then that's gonna really fuck with you because like
you'd be like you'd be like I didn't even do anything wrong, Like I
didn't like what did I do? Like like I just like a train in
between the cars and now I'm like this, like this is really not fair.
This is really not fair. There should I feel like I think there
needs to be a secondary registry for like, if you're going to if you're
going to put people on a on a on a registry for pissing in public,
I feel like that needs to be separate from a sex offender registry.
That seems like way too fucking much, And I don't think that should be
you shouldn't be on for that, Like that's just like, it's just that,
That's what I mean though, But then I guess you should give that
you should not be labeled as that. Yeah, should be fine. What
are you doing? Yeah, a little fine, and be like don't do
it again, bitch. Yeah, if you publicly urinate in front of a
fucking school at recess, I guess that's different. But that's obvious, Like
the difference in that that's obvious. Like it's wild to me that people get
put on that registry for public urination because I've definitely pissed in the street.
Absolutely absolutely, I've seen people I've been I've been with people who pissed the
street. I remember being on a date where we were out so late,
we were out so like nowhere was open, and we were like, hey's
some New York ship. That's some New York what happens you're in the city,
you do it. First of all, can I say this just straight
up peek outside is fucking incredible, Like it is a beautiful feeling, like
not even necessarily not even not even just like in a city, but even
in just like the fucking woods. Like I remember living in living in uh
in Upstate New York with my with my parents, and we just have so
much fucking woods. And I remember just being up super late and I was
like, I could go to the bathroom, but I think I'm gonna go
outside. I think I'm just gonna go to the woods and go outside because
it's just like there is something there. Man, there's like a liberating like
like I'm I'm back returned to monkey type ship going on. So I don't
know, I feel like that shouldn't I feel like that shouldn't be a that
shouldn't be a sex offender. That's crazy. Yeah, but also you can
put yeah, shout shout not being put on a sex offender registry. He's
not on a sex offender registry. Thank him. He's got he's got to
kill under his belt. You know, probably feels pretty good. Do you
do you think do you think you feel stronger after someone dies because of you?
Do you think you feel stronger? I guess it depends on how it
don't happen. If I had, if I specifically had a hand in their
death, right like say even if I like say I I I pushed them
and then a car hit them or something. But you know they were attacking
me. They were attacking me, and that's what you're saying. That's the
story you're gonna have. Though they attacked me. As you put somebody in
front of a train, I have no desire to murder. He's attacking Well,
that's not true. That is Notice there's a couple of people. There's
a couple of people I would easily push in front of a bus. But
only like that. And if you if you push, if you push,
let's say this, right, So if that, if that's the reason why
if you had a direct hand in it. So let's say Barack Obama,
he's had a lot of drone strong, someone that's got accumud a lot of
kills over their time. If you push that, if you get them,
if you get them in as situation where they pass away, do you then
get all that XP inherit their power? Yeah, we works. Ever,
that's not how. It's not anything like dark souls or anything. When you
kill these you kill these ads, you kill these uh, these minions or
whatever that have probably killed a lot of different people, but you don't absorb
like all of their his the history of what they've done, which I feel
like I would like that. I feel like I I liked you. Imagine
the transformation you'd undergo. I'm getting so strong. Oh my kill god,
Oh my god. If you killed Henry Kissinger and just man, like,
what what would become of you? You would start glowing? Light would come
out of your mouth, eyes and nose. Dude, yeah you you nobody
you just you you. No one can stop you at that point. So
yeah, and somebody and see people fucked up because no one no one killed
him. He just he just died of sorry, no one could kill him
because wrong he was by that point green man. His health his help is
on a different You need an ultra to see his health. He picks up
his weapon and his health are starts going in like, oh it's gonna stop.
Wait, I don't know where you know when Dragon ball Z, the
Boudokay games where like it goes from like green yellow to green. Yeah,
it has level white. It's like, what mean, goddamn, why is
this fucking boss Sam's crazy? What the fuck? Kissinger Jesus ship you had
you had to wait, you had to wait to like the cancer O T
KTA. That's it. I haven't before we get into questions, if you
want to say, oh, yeah, I'm really since you brought up Bai,
I'm just I'm really excited. I'm really excited about that new bud Kai
game. Bring that up. Yeah, I'm just I'm so stoked. I'm
so stuking. That's real stupid name that they've chosen. But it's okay,
let's move on. I'm excited for the cast Bro. I want to play
his best and ship Man Gohan. I want to see and Go Goku and
in that kind of setting that because we've seen them in games, but I
want to see them in that kind of setting where like they get to do
all those cool like sway moves. I remember the sway ability in being so
being so just like moving out the way that they hit you back go flying.
Yeah, I hope, I hope. Kid, book still has his
broke completely broken combo that just two hundred, the one where you like it
was like a couple punches and then he flipped upside down and kicked you in
the head, and then he would like trip you and then he would like
beat you up, and then he would send you up in the air,
and then he would do that combo over and over again. I fucked people
up with that did that character. It was so mean, like nobody wanted
to play with me, and I get it. Anyway, Let's move on
the billboard. The Billboard posted on KSI's massive fucking forehead wrote in he says,
what's ups Crinkus and Sweetest Swing? Did you all know that the girl
who played Cindy lu Whu Taylor Momson in Jim Carrey's Grinch grew up to be
the lead singer a hard rock man called the Pretty Reckless staying sufferable. You
fucking God, I hate you guys. Well all right, let's that's that's
really too. I didn't know that. I knew that she, I knew
that she had a band. I knew I know the pretty Reckless, Uh
one of my exes. You still into them a lot and then she actually
got me into them. It's kind of nuts, like that's a weird thing
to me, Like, I get it, people get older, but it's
so I'll put it this way. Do you guys remember Full House? Do
you guys remember how like they had a Full House reboot that was called Fuller
House? Oh yeah, yeah. I remember specifically when the first episode that
came out. I watched it out of sheer curiosity. I was like,
what the fuck is this gonna be? Like? What era are we in
that we're doing this now? And the first episode you see Stephanie and she's
in this ridiculous dress, this this absurd like would just black Cat looking like
just like and like an absurd like yeah, with these fucking cannons on her,
And I'm like, I can't watch this. I can't. This feels
fucking weird. I understand, I understand that this is a grown way.
I don't. I don't. I don't have that. I don't have that
because Stephanie every period of time I've ever watched that show, she has been
older than me. It's just like, yeah, nice, No, I
I really could use some milk with my cereal. You know, I get
that. It's just like it's just weird because like, this person has existed
in such a specific way in my brain for so long and now they're this,
and it's it's like a really sudden it's a sudden shift and the kind
it's a similar thing with Taylor. There's a similar thing with Taylor. Mom
said in a way different way though, because like I mean, the Grinch
is one movie, and at this point, I think I've been exposed to
more of the pretty reckless than I have the Grinch, And so to me,
it's like, Okay, well, this is a full woman. This
is a woman now hot, cool, this is dope. I appreciate this.
Yeah, but it is still fucking weird. It is. It is
a jarring shift to go from singing where are you Christmas? To you know,
any any of the songs that she sings Now it's it's pretty fucking weird.
She did a song with Tom Morello too that I didn't I didn't actually
listen to, but I saw it and I was like, WHOA, what
the fuck? But yeah, it's a I don't know it's I didn't know
this. Uh. It has always fascinated me. Is there are there any
other examples like this where there were just like child stars that grew up to
just do ship that made no fucking sense, Like does anything like ring a
bell to you? When you think about that. That's a bunch specifically the
child stars, though I think about it, you know what, I think
about a lot. I think I think I think about this a lot because
it was me and my friend Rob would watch this show and we we loved
this is back when I was really into trash TV, like in high school,
and I would watch like v H one, like I would watch I
Love New York and Rock of Love and Flavor of Love and all those oh
yeah, stupid like like I would watch The Shadows, just absolute garbage.
But I still remember so fucking much of it. I remember chance on I
Love New York saying I'm gonna cut you. I remember all these like moment
do you remember that? I remember that ship too, because because like I
just remember being so out of podcasts, like he's gonna he just threatened to
cut someone on fucking television. That's nuts. But so we were watching these
shows, and Celebrity Fit Club was one of the shows that we we just
couldn't get another. We were just laughing so hard. It's like, look
at all these fucking washed up celebrities trying to get unfat. This is hilarious.
And Dustin Diamond Screech from Saved by the Bell was on it, and
he was an absolute menace on that show. He was a demon, Like
I think he literally like tried to be the villain of the show, like
intentionally, yeah, and he just made everybody was his enemy. He was
such a dick. He was so cocky and annoying, so snarky for no
reason, but like he was snarky in like the way that a seventeen year
old would be, but he was like thirty six or something, or like
however old the fucking was like forty or something like. I don't know.
He recently died, but he died a couple He died many years ago.
Now at this point, yes, some Diamond, But it's so funny.
When he died, I didn't think of him as like, oh, that's
scream. I thought of him as, oh, fucking celebrity celebrity thick club,
the demon in Celebrity fit Club. He had a sex tape too that
was like, oh my god, what the fuck was it? Called Saved
by the smell. Yeah, it's called Saved by the Smell. No,
because he talked about it and it was called like there was like a dirty
Sanchez scene or something like that. Like you don't forget it like that.
I don't say any smell fact save save by the smell? Yeah, man,
like you don't. You don't forget things like that, you know when
you have something that is a play on of the fucking show that he was
on, Like you don't forget. There's also a movie, a movie Dustin
Diamond reveals sex tape Penis was fake. I mean, come on, whatever,
I didn't I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it, but like
I I didn't see I look up. I look up Dustin Diamonds sex tape
and something comes up on IMDb called Screeched Video two thousand and six and it
says he's just screeched. It's a screech directed by Dustin Diamond with the bride,
the bridesmaid, Dustin Diamond, Christine Fankee, Dustin Diamond, and the
plot synopsis is Dustin Diamond has sex with two women. I fucking love this
complex. That's so awesome. That is so stupid, stupid, don't I
just remembered right now. I just remembered that there was There was a girl
named Claire and her friend Heather in my high school, and one of them,
I don't remember which one, but they wrote an actual sex a porn
scene. It was very what do you call it, stereotypical pizza type shit,
and like they're like, yo, you want to like fucking you want
to like do this, and I'm like, yeah, that's badass, but
like there's supposed to be another guy in it, and I'm like, I
don't know, fucking I don't know if I want to with any other niggas
man. So my friend Josh used to bang the chick Claire, but I
guess he got in some troubles. He was gone. And there was this
guy that he's such a weirdo and they're like, oh, we heard,
we're gonna get this. He was the goth. He was goth and they're
like, I was friends with him. We actually even jammed a little bit.
But they're like, oh, let's get this guy, and I was
like I don't want. I was like, I'm out. I am the
fact that like I completely forgot this even existed, but like the fact that
like I was like, oh, this is gonna be fun. I'm just
gonna do some crazy shit with some chicks. And then this fucking weirdo gothrough
that apparently had's he was literally shorter than you, but had apparently had this
legendary giant people like I was like, I'm not, I'm fucking you.
The whole thing was ruined by and it just reminded me that, oh,
yes, a porn scene a plot. It's funny that that was even something
that like, my childhood was fucking weird dude, Like there was just some
stupid what an excuse to like, who does a child who even like,
well, you know, I was in high school. I was. I
was high school. Every every moment like that I would I would say yes,
get really close to doing something like that, and then just not do
it. And then so many moments like that where I'm like, this is
a good idea, like and you start wrapping yourself up, and then you
take one moment and you think, you take one moment of like serious constructive
thought, and you're like, I'm not gonna go bang one of my teachers.
I shouldn't do that. I shouldn't been going. I shouldn't be I
got very very very very close, and I chose not to. And I
think like a student. Was it a straight up teacher? Was it like
a student teacher? Teachers were like younger was a Spanish teacher, a black
Latina Spanish teacher who was very attractive. Any of my friends that watched this
from high school are gonna know, like because she banged other students and I
could have been one of them, and I was just like, I'm not
going to do this. I'm not going to do this crazy, just like
a pedophile working at your school. That's a lot. It came out,
it came out, and I was just like I should she was fucking fine,
and it was just like, come out? Did that? Did that?
Did it? Did it? Come out? Very much? Came out
very much? Is she? Is she in prison? I don't know.
Probably not. I don't know. Woman. Probably women for a while a
little women are probation societally. That's how people treat it. It's kind of
crazy. It really is insane to me, like the level of I really
don't I don't know, man, I that is something about there's something about
that that really is so infuriating to me on like a deep level, where
it's like they as a group, they just they don't. Yeah, I
don't know, I can't fathom it, Like that's that's like that's objectively pedophile
by a George objectivity. But the one thing that is so obvious why society
doesn't give a shit is because of the power dynamic even even like even like
and what I mean by that, I'm talking about real power and strength where
it's like a boy is supposed to still be like a man in this scenario,
so they don't see it as the woman taking advantage of like, they
don't. They have a hard time trying to do that when you know,
because like even the uh like say the boys, the boys that I'm talking
about, well, think about think about I mean, think about it from
the perspective of the how many women do you know, sorry not women,
what I mean is girls, high school girls. How many high schools do
you know would be bragging to all their homegirls that like, yeah, I
fucking I fucked the shit out of you know this teacher versus you know,
the male counterparts that obviously are celebrating the fuck out of that. The society
people have made it in this way to do that. Bro, your homies
are like, Yo, you're not paying for anything today, dog, we
got you. It's like, damn fellow, Like the way that tossing you
is so toxic. They're tossing that guy. Meanwhile, you're trying to figure
out what you just did and really understand that I'm something kind of wrong dancing
with you, bro. I feel like you wouldn't figure that out until you
started to get around that person's age, Like fuck, like what what?
Like? What the fuck was I thinking? It's the ability to reflect,
you know, because it's like you just you have a moment to sit down
and think and you're like, dang, that's kind of crazy. That was
a grown ass adult. Yeah, the moment you be the moment you become
an adult, like for real mentally, that's when that shows up where you're
like when you're that age, especially like when you're the age of the people,
you know what I mean, Like when I'm thirty now, so like
now it's like, oh man, I can't even funk imagine how do you
think? Imagine? How do you think I was a dude? I was
thirteen with like fucking twenty six year old and shit like that. And now
I look back and I'm like, yeah, see that's dude. God they
have like self respect, thank god, because like that's very what the fuck
is? Well, how do you think you would have behaved? How do
you think you would have? Uh? Because like were you? Because you
know, most obviously, most teenagers in general all talk a big game.
It's all bullshit, of course, but there are a handful of them that
that mentally, maybe because of trauma in their past, grow up way faster
than most people, and they can handle shit like that. But how do
you think you would have handled that? Say, for example, just twenty
five year old teacher and you're fucking sixteen, y'all smash? Do you think
that would affect you today? Or do you think that like you probably would
just reflect on and be like, well, that's fucked up, Like how
do you think you would have had? Young? But I guess young me,
I have had a very traumat traumatizing experience having sex the first time.
It was definitely a very like not thanks thanks for laughing at me. Holy
by Look, I'm lucky, so lucky I worked through this. You're so
lucky to something I worked through on my own to be like what the fuck?
Look, I'm not a therapy first and foremost. I look, my
first encounter was not good, but it's you guys are kind, so I
want to say this is my I'm my I'm still immature, I'm still immature.
My mind you have trauma for me? Yes, my immature mind is
immediately in a snap instant, is this picturing you like I don't know,
crying and like like you're you're getting your dick suck and you're like crying or
something like it's not coming out of my nose. And I know you've mentioned
this before though to did you did you? I don't remember if you shared
what happened, what made it so if I definitely did, I'm pretty sure.
But yeah, my first time I heard, but somebody was definitely like
kind of very much so like not I wouldn't want to say for because she
didn't like three four something me, but it was very much so I wasn't
ready and I was kind of vocal about like obviously you talk a big game
and get there and you're like, uh, I don't know I wanted to
do that. She was like, let's just let's just do it, and
I was just like I don't really want to and She's like, let's just
let's just come on. Let's just like there's no better time to do it
than now. And I was like okay, and then I did it and
I did not have a good time at all. And then like my cousin
picked me up. I called my cousin from prom. He picked me up
and I cried to him about it, and he was just like, damn
bro, because my cousin's a thug, so he was just like piece of
ship. My cousin's like a super thug. He's like super thuggish. So
he was just like I was like, yo, I don't I didn't like
banging girls. Does that make me gay? And he was like, Nigga,
I don't know. Nigga, Like, Nigga, I don't think you
gay. Nigga, Come on, you bugging niggat. Come on, nigga.
He couldn't accept that at all either. He's like, come on,
fuck at it with this ship. No, no, he was. He
was just like he was just like, Nigga is weird. Nigga like,
go on, this weird sometimes, but Nigga like that's exactly how he was
speaking to me too. He was like his super hood little phase of his
life because he because I was like maybe like I was, he was maybe
like nineteen, first year of college, and he was just like, man,
you try, shit happens, you know, like you just bugging you
know, He's going, I'm trying to figure out what you trying to do.
But I guess it's interesting. It is. Yeah, it's I don't
know, man, like getting It's weird to be like, yeah, I
don't really want to do this and then have that argued yeah, get Yeah.
I've definitely had that experience, like many, many times, it's like
I don't really want to do this, and it's like it's like thirty minutes
of convincing and it's like I've been I've been technically, I will see.
Do you see how conditioned I am? Exact right, I've literally I have
literally even have been assaulted. If you want to, let let me be
with my real actual words. It just the way I'm conditioned. It doesn't
feel real to me, but it is real. I have. I have
to get up at work early in the morning. Chick did not take no
for an answer, pulled my pants down and went to work kind of a
thing, completely uninterested, passed out while I was doing it because I was
that fucking tired and and and how I It's just it's weird, man,
It's it's it's it's dichotomy's kind of dude. Most let me say, let
me say this real quick. Most guys that I have ever known have experiences
like this, absolutely a million percent. I have not spoken with one person
who has not had an experience like that. And it's just it is just,
you know, we don't take it seriously. We do. It's fascinating.
That's that. That was even like my language was going to be like
I've already don't want to be right because you don't want to call it that,
because that's a heavy thing to call it, And if you're conflicted about
it, then that's like a whole other thing where it's like, I don't
know, it's it's it's it feels almost disrespectful. Yeah, it feels even
though it literally is the same thing, it feels almost like it's not.
And that's probably just because of conditioning. We we we we definitely don't.
We definitely don't allow that to be true in some way. Like I remember
reading a statistic a long time ago where it's like and I remember feeling immediately
like it was bullshit where it's like one in or like three and five.
I don't remember the exact statistic, right, but it was like three and
three and four women or three and five women experienced sexual assault and you know
what that statistic is for men? Zero? And I remember being like,
that's not true, absolutely no. But that was a that was a believed
thing, like in twenty sixteen, twenty fifteen, anytime before that, that
was like a unanimously agreed upon thing where it's like, yeah, men don't
get sexually right, Like that was a genuine fact to most people. And
I remember thinking that, dude, you believe that. I think it's like
people just like, yeah, yeah, dude, people pass Literally most people
thought that. Like I remember being taught that in like a class, like
and I remember feeling like that does and I remember feeling like that doesn't see.
I feel like that's not really I've never I feel like I feel like
I feel like what that is is a lot of men don't talk about that
stuff, and a lot of men don't identify it as that stuff. But
if we're talking about like the ingredients, if we're talking about the ingredients of
a situation of what makes up that kind of experience. Every man I've ever
known has had that experience, and quite frankly, every woman I've I've known
has had that experience as well. It's like a unanimous kind of experience that
a lot of people have in some way, shape or form or another.
And that's depressing, but it's actually but it's monsters. Remember being like,
Oh, you're just trying to you're trying to diminish it. It's like,
no, I don't think three and four three and five women experience actual assault.
I think probably the overwhelming majority of them do. And I think a
shocking degree of men do too as well. And this is just I don't
know, man, I think people under report it men, especially because why
the fuck it's it's just a it's just an emotional I'm gonna tell you right
now. If I if I went for a walk today and some fucking freak
jump me and fucked my ass, I probably wouldn't tell anybody. It is
such a just it's just you would tell somebody you got beat up, though,
right you? Probably I would tell Yeah, I would definitely know what's
crazy. It's crazy if you told me that, Derek I would not want
to, but I'd fear giggle. It's so wild that like I'm like,
I know because even me, though, it would be so fucked up that
I would have to laugh about it if I ever talked about it because of
how just the way like I talk about conditioning, how absurd it seems to
me because we take it, we don't take it serious. Chuckle. You
gotta go to the police and be like, Officer, this guy laughing maniacally
pulled my pants down and fucked me. And I'm gonna be like, get
the too. He's gonna be like, yeah, they you you king six
three they they they held you down hard, hard, And it's like it's
listen to me laugh, just the the scenario of it, and it's like,
we got we we have to do better. They did, They did.
Definitely We're not the generation that's gonna solve this. We're not the generation.
I hope for gen Z because I feel like there's so much more open
about Like I mean, there there's a there's a there's a wave of gen
zs that, for example, are not afraid to paint their fingernails and toenails
and stuff, and they're not afraid they don't feel emasculated. I'm glad you
can finally do that, bro, thank God. Like it's something that we
personally like. I just it doesn't look it's anesthetic for me. But I've
had friends that have been in the metal industry that have painted their nails and
stuff like that, like black and stuff, and I'm like, yeah,
fine, And but I've seen so many people open toad younger and they're doing
stuff like that and other examples too that they seem less constricted by, like
I don't want to I don't want to appear, and I guess yeah,
yeah, yeah, like they don't give a ship really And I'm like,
I have hope that that's good. We didn't do we didn't. I will
beat I will beat you up though if I see you with with painted fingernails
in my house, but I'll beat you the fuck to that home. But
but I'm happy, comfortable. I want to do that. I want to
pay my finger and I think this is cool. I can't. I can't
care about it, like I don't. I don't think I have a problem
with you think I won't do it. That's crazy, that isn't French tips
French tips. And then paint them. No, no, I'm not doing
French. But he was having a color on your nail. That's fucking sick.
I think that's I guess to me, I don't like I don't like
fingernails in the first place. There's some don't like the people that are queer.
I don't like queerness. Exactly what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm
saying. I don't There's something when I when I think too much about what
a nail is, it really bothers me. Like I don't like that they're
there at all. So I don't like the idea of drawing attention to them,
Like it's it doesn't appeal to me at all, Like I would have
no interest in paying it. Also because like you have to sit there and
like wait for it to dry, and it's like it's a whole fucking process.
I don't need this. But no, pauls remover smells like diarrhea to
me too, Like I can't funk with you. I can't like it.
It makes my brain. I don't know. I'm not about that life.
But like a fair play, fair play, we gotta do questions, do
we fucking yeah, we gotta do questions. We like episode, it's a
Christmas episode, so obviously we're to get into sexual assault. Uh you know
why why wouldn't we? Uh? Were there any Were there any teachers that
like, Because I gotta be honest, I gotta be completely straight up here,
I don't like there were There was at least one teacher in my school
that I was like, I mean middle middle school, middle school. Obviously,
no chance we're in middle school. That's America, in Latin America,
middle school. People in work bro, my uncle, my uncles, my
uncles have have saw stuff. So many of the teachers that like eleven and
I'm like, that's insane. I hate hearing about like different cultures and say,
you hear about how common this ship is and and then a lot of
other cultures. And I'm like, I don't want. I don't I've heard
about so often. I haven't have. I have too aunts that are twelve
years older than their kids have two aunts like that, Oh my god,
their kid they are thirty six and their kid is twenty three, twenty four,
two of them, and then one is like and then one is like
forty and the kid is like thirty. That's like old shit, man,
and it's like disgusting, dude. It's like they're pretty much siblings. Oh
you can uh you uh you're bleeding. Oh I guess we can fucking impregnate
you now. And I'm like, dude, that's so fucking yeah, it's
insane, dark man, that's what they used to do backything. But yeah,
yeah, but no, I was say in high school, there was
a student teacher in my graphics class that would show up every once in a
while and every guy was like would break their neck because she had it.
She was like she was some fucking random white chick, but she had the
fattest ass. It was like, what is happening? It was like every
look that that happens, that that that will happen now. Now, to
be clear, if she would have done, if if I would have had
that opportunity with that teacher, she she still would have been a massive creep
that's very creepy. Still, absolutely that absolutely that doesn't. But I do
think, like I don't know, like would it bother me today? No,
like me personally, like if if I had gone through that, I
don't. I don't think so. I don't think it bothered you. I
would have bothered me for sure, but I would have done it. I
would have done it. I would like the thing about me is that like
post post like my my going through and becoming a not upcoming a virgin.
After that, like that few years until I like moved here and Lily re
rewired my mind into like how what a healthy relationship should be at least this
healthy relationship is. Yeah, before that, I was wilent. I was
wildin out. I was like doing shit I should have been doing. But
yeah, yeah, like after like because that, it was before I was
like I lost every day. I was like maybe like fifteen, and I
was like I should just go. I should go, I should go over
there, I should do this. And then I thought about it. I
was like, I'm too scared to do this. If she would have offered
it me to that to me right after I turned seventeen, I'm like,
oh, yeah, it's jackpot, it's time. It's time. I would
have stopped by the Walmart, got my equipment and I would have went over
there with no problem at all. Dude, my equipment, tools and weapons,
and I would that. But let's get out of Chris. That's that's
another JA troma. I don't need I don't need it. Yeah, probably
yeah, probably would have I mean, who am I kiding? Probably would
have fined out whatever, Chris you broke ass, Crayon eating, no Brain,
have a Titan Player? Hello, Salvation Service, grip, I guess,
Coliny and Darcy. If someone asks you ask what your favorite songs are,
is it socially acceptable to answer with video game music? No? No,
it's not your favorite song. I love video game music, making a
mistake. In fact, they're like my preferred listening generally, like when I'm
throughout the day and working. But if your favorite song is a video game
song, like I don't, you're fucking crazy. I feel I feel like
it would only work if because people usually expect you to answer with the song
that has lyrics in it and uh, and so it would have to be
like say, like like that snake Eater ship or something like it's a it's
a proper song, Like yeah, I think. But if someone told you
that their favorite song was snake Eater though, like, well, that would
I would think they're lying. I would think they were lying. That's how
I would force the like, oh, you're trying to You're trying to say
a cool answer, like you're trying to be that guy, like like I
always feel like about that those hipster types that say some ship like that where
I'm like yeah, or like, fucking what is it? What is it?
When was it? Vivek Ramaswami was like uh or was it one of
the I can't remember if it was him or or somebody else, but like
one of the other one of the conservative people when they were like, here's
my Spotify list or whatever, and one of them had like Mozart the funk
up like some people. Some people do the Mozart right, all right,
murderers, I'll put on some Mozart in some bos because some people are class
like some people are. They're like, if you're clean of your train classically
musically, you'll listen to that ship you actually like it? If that's like
yeah, but friend, but your friend Ron isn't listening to Mozart, He's
not, like, honestly, can I say can I say something? Can
I say that if I went to your house one day and I opened the
door and you were sitting there in silence listening to like fucking Moonlight Sonata or
something, I would leave. I would leave. I would not it does
feel a little weird. It does. It does feel a little weird,
like you're just sitting down on the couch like it's anata. It's just like
what you like, like like I like like I like songs like let me
listen, like it's the dance Ma Cop, Like I like that song,
right, good song, But I don't listen to that ship like if I'm
writing, if I'm like, I got to get into a real like imaginative
mindset. I'll put that shirt on now, right to it. What did
you say, oh dance? Oh a ghost? Huh? Is that from
ghosts? Or who's that we're talking about? No, it's from freaking to
Saint Sean. Come here, Sint Sean's like old old timy music. It's
old. Oh wait, wait wait, wait, hold dude, don't tell
hold on, hold on a second. I might have said it wrong.
No, no, no, you're probably right. You're probably right. But
the dance is a song called but like Dance. It's also it's also an
album by Duran durant At, an album called Dance Ma Cop. But Jesus
yah, then there's a swan like you know, every once in a while
you realize songs and covers. I was I almost thought I just got my
mind blown right now, but like those are like those recent one of those,
it was like talking about on the podcast that you got oh oh a
black magic Woman by Fleetwood mac oh right, yeah, that's yeah, yeah,
because I literally had no idea. It's crazy. But that's still crazy.
That's still crazy to me. It almost makes me feel like crazier to
me, that is crazier to me. That is crazier to me than than
a C d C. Being Australian, you know, like I didn't know
that for the longest time, and that was that was shocking. But that's
not as shocking as finding black magic by fucking I would say, I would
agree with you. I think that is a little more shocking because to me,
when I think of Santana, I do think a black magic woman.
Now I have to erase that from my memory and think of smooth smooth.
So let me Yeah, I don't know, man, Like if your favorite
it's weird for your favorite song to be video music, but I mean,
like it's fine. I guess like it's You're not coming in crime. I
just think it's I just think it's weird for like even if it even for
classical stuff, like it's like, oh, hey, my favorite song is
The Entertainer by Scott Joplin, and it's like that's crazy. That's crazy.
If that's your favorite song, that's crazy. But I remember agreeing there depends
on the music some people don't listen to, Like some people listen to classical
mother like look, okay, okay, maybe okay maybe, but like but
like that's the ice cream music. That music. It doesn't ice cream truck
year. That's it. That's that is that's favorite music. That is Yeah,
we can come over to my house and can listen to The Entertainer five
hour loop. Uh what what kind of what kind of child would you develop
and you played that to them for when he went to bed like a very
cheery, happy kid, or they would be fucking scary. Oh, there's
might be a happy kid like oh the song makes their Americans like I remember
this song when they would be stabbing doll, his little Dan, he's a
little dance. It's him stabbing his fucking doll. I really, I really
want now that I've mentioned this, I want to have sex to the Entertainer.
I want to have like a normal playlist going, I want to have
a normal playlist going just for one song, just for the lead up,
like the fore play is like maybe like I don't know, one five minute
song, and then it goes into the next song and it's like during full
full on, it's it's Scott Joplin's the entertainer on the on the original ragtime
piano to not not even like a re a remaster like or like a modern
version piano. Yeah, dude, that would be piano. Yeah, that's
sick as. That's sick as in the middle of your playlist. That's so
awesome, Like it's just all normal background ambi and then it's it's like it's
like sex tape by Deaftones. Yeah, and then yeah, and then and
then the entertainer you're you're like you're like stroking her up good and then like
all of a sudden that comes on and you start like you start getting silly
in the bedroom, like you get on top of her. You're like there's
a moment you're dancing on her back and he doesn't know how you got there,
but you're like dancing, and then all of a sudden, what you're
doing, it's like it's it's that drawing of It's that famous image from the
Doctor SEUs book of like the cat and the hat on the ball. That's
like, that's your that is that is the vibe that you are fucking exuding.
You're just silly, You're just at the point where you've hit you've hit
terminal silly. Everything's a joke and a laugh. Everything. Everything sounds like
you're spinning a fucking little propeller hat on your head. Everything's doing. What
if you do the complete opposite though, What if you're like you're hitting her
really, you're you're you're beating it up, and then that shit kicks in.
You just fucking actually centrally start kissing her in her thighs and stuff,
and you start like really sentially like playing with her, like you know,
you really try to set it like some slow jams are on it, and
she's like, what the fuck's happening? You're like, you try to make
essential as possible somehow dim the lights even more of all that shit is is
fucking you know how it like you know what I would love to do?
You know what I would love to do? I would love to do that.
And then all of a sudden, like the lights flicker and there's a
clown in a corner of the room, like a clown front of the room.
It just I am afraid of clowns. But that would scare Lily more
than it would scare me. It would scare her way more. There's like
when there's a clown here, hunk, and the lights flicker immediately again and
it's gone, What was that? And I'm like, what do you mean.
One of my biggest regrets, I think was when we lived together.
When we lived together, I never met Jalen and Joe had like this idea
that we would we were gonna rent or not rent, but like buy clown
costumes and then just like wake you up in the middle of the night screaming.
And we never did it. And my biggest, I think, my
biggest regret is that I didn't. We never did that insane because I just
I though would have been I would have known one of you guys, I
would have ate one of you guys, and I would have been in I
would have just went to jail. I would I would have harmed one of
my friends for no reason, and I would have went to jail for cannibalism.
What happened, Oh, yeah, my friends decided that and I bit
one of their throats out and now I'm here. You have to admit,
though, if like, if that footage existed, it would probably be like
that would be like a really viral clip would have created a Columbine version of
myself. I would have lost my mind. I would have just became dark
ending Kingston. Here he is, but it would have been that's my dark
urge ending. It would have just been like the bad ending for gatest It.
That's your that's your mister scratch uh Crimson, Crimson roadin Crimson Road,
he says, el O Mo Molary and Curly Curly. I guess oh,
the Three Stooges, right, incredible, the three f slurs this. I
like how this person's clearly Crimson, You're you're clearly thirty plus years old.
I know that. I know that purely because you know who the Three Stooges
are. You know, even thoughts that reference. It is crazy, by
the way, that we even know who the Three Stooges are when you consider
how fucking ancient they are even to us. But regardless, not a question,
but a follow up. If you thought Miles was getting absurd, you'll
absolutely love Japanese Spider Man, especially the story of his mech. I have
seen that. Oh yeah, I don't like it. That's as cool as
fun. You know what's even better Italian Spider Man. Yeah yeah, yeah,
what does he do? If you haven't seen it? Oh my god,
does pasta? Actually? If you ever know? So Italian spot So
there's this. I can't remember what the name of the studio is. I
forgot, it's been too many years. But uh, they also made a
series called Danger five and they actually and they actually used to be on Netflix,
which it was shocking to me that they actually got on Netflix for a
while. But Danger five is is one of my favorite things of all time.
Please go check it out if you haven't seen it. But they made
Italian Spider Man before that. And I'll just put it this way, Spider
Man looks like Ron Jeremy with the shotgun. I'm just gonna put it in.
That's all that's I need to say. I totally forget. That's so
funny. I love Danger five. Danger five is fucking incredible. You know,
do you know how I found Danger five? I found so I knew
about Italian Spider Man, and then I didn't know they made anything else after
that. All of a sudden, I'm on Tumblr in whatever year, twenty
eleven, whatever fuck it was, whatever year it was, and I see
a gift of a fucking dude. No no, no, no no,
it is a dude with a fucking a fucking swastika insignia and a chainsaw and
the chainsaws on fire. And it's like one of those you know when those
dudes are big, like it's like when they fight and shit. And I
was like, what the fuck is this? Like the craziest they ever said,
And it's great. It's it's such a great show. It only had
two seasons, but the first season was it was that Netflix was crazy back
then because it also had Kung Fury. They were putting on shit that like,
it seems like there was a fan of like just obscure bullshit for a
while that was working at Netflix green lighting stuff because they don't put stuff like
that on there anymore. That was old. Yeah, Netflix was crazy.
I remember also in like two thousand and like eight or nine, Netflix,
the Ship you'd find you'd find all of them, like the ship everybody talks
about, but you'd find like absurd stuff on there too. They were just
like what the fuck is doing two and eighty nine. Yeah, you know,
they were still they were still doing streaming back then, they were doing
a video. They were just doing video. They were doing video. But
and I had to convince my mom, like stop getting stop renting, stop
mailing in DVDs from net because Netflix used to do would you would rint DVDs
from them? And I was like, mom, you can stream now,
like I set it up for under PS three. I was like for sure.
Nine yeah, two thousand and nine. So January two thousand and seven
is when Netflix online streaming first came to video. But what was confusing me
was it was it wasn't available on console until two thousand and like eight.
Uh, because I remember Xbox I remember. I remember the Xbox to sixty
had had Netflix streaming exclusivity for a while, Like I remember that's probably yeah,
remember yeah, I remember two thousand exclusively streaming on Xbox three sixty.
And that's when I saw Batman The Red Hood and I was like, this
is the fucking greatest. I was so like, I was like, man,
they're really stepping up their game with animated movies, like The Red Hood
is still like one of my favorites with fucking John Demagio is the Joker.
That's a great one. That's great, fun, great one. Yeah,
it's like Mask of the Phantasm is one of my favorite favorite stat I mean,
that's the classic. I wish I would have got to see that in
the theater man, like they really stand the fucking Yeah. I never Yeah,
that would have been nice. Yeah, but fuck anyway, Yeah is
great. You should. You should definitely watch Danger five. You haven'tatched Danger
five. It has this very I don't know how to there's no way to
explain it. You just have to watch it. It is so good.
It's it's very It reminds me a lot of there's a British kind of not
a British version of it, but there's something that's there's a British show that's
very much kind of like it in that same kind of vein. It's a
lot more dry, obviously because it's British, but it's called Garth Meringue's Dark
Place, and it is a very it's a similar it's not the same premise,
but it's it's a similar vibe. This like kind of like low budget
almost like there's like a dr where there doesn't need to be Yeah, it's
and this is the delivery on it. It's so weird. It's about like
this, like this amazing. It's like a doctor house kind of scenario,
but it's it's set more like an eighties kind of Twin Peaks type type deal.
This there's a scene where a guy explodes in a hospital room. He
explodes and his head's on the ground and he he's the heads like, can
you put me out of my misery? It really hurts. And it's the
thumbas. It's so fucking stupid, but it's so good. Uh, everybody's
Both of those things are highly recommended from me. But anyway, the last
one Hitler and and as always, kill Hitler, Kill Hitler, as always
cream Queen Cream Queen Swing wrote and he says, what's up, fuck snarks.
You guys have bad, bad nicknames. Scam. I think it's the
you know what it is? I mean yeah, I mean you're homeless.
I can't blame you. First time, the lack of walls and warming.
Yeah, it's just frised the first time. Patreon support a longtime listener,
welcome aboard, thanks for being finally becoming homeless. Uh, this is Uh,
this is for Chris and not a question. But I was going through
my grandmother's pantry and found not one, but two completely sealed glass snapples.
And I can't think of anyone else who would adore them more than Chris.
So there's any way that I can get them to you, a fellow New
Yorker, let me know. Uh, look, I'm fine. I will
let you know. I have a full case of unopened glass snapples in my
parents' house in New York. I don't need any extra ones. You enjoy
that one, all right, shake it up, hit the bottom, do
that little pound at the bottom, crack the seal, enjoy it yourself.
I give you permission. I have plenty. I'm saving them for when they
inevitably bring them back and admit that it was a fucking stupid decision, like
they did, like they did with everything else, like they did with fucking
chicken fries back in like the mid two thousands, where they're like, oh,
nobody wants sicken fries, and that was like the only it's the only
thing people go to BurgerKing for, So why would you stop doing that?
Stupid? But yeah, you can, I appreciate it, But it's not
necessary, And I guess that wasn't really a question, So to wrap it
up a really quick one ran Deep Kang. Sup, Guys, what's your
opinion on how H three's show ended with Hasan? That shit was wild?
I think that was pretty obviously that was like I was wondering when that would
happen. It is kind of fascinating to me that Ethan has two podcasts now
that have just kind of yeah, like it's it's strange. It's a strange
pattern. I wonder what the third as soon as as soon as the Hamas
thing came for. From what I've seen so far, those when it comes
to people that are on each side of that conversation very on, like steaks
on each side, there's never I've never seen a middle ground be reached.
Ever, Yeah, it's a conversation in like just like the activists. For
the activists, I've never seen them. And I'm talking about people to have
actual stakes in it, not like us or like another person you'd know,
like people that are like family on each side, they cannot and will not
see the weird thing about that, And it's insane that because my experience is
totally different when I see I see people who are like, for example,
I've seen people who have had family, you know, Palestinians directly killed,
but are still being reasonable about the scenario of what is actually happening, and
vice versa of saying I had people that were close to me that were brutalized
by Hamas, but that doesn't justify killing five six times more than about you
know what I'm saying, like, there's there's people now usually people are telling
them to shut the fuck up, which is kind of crazy. But the
one thing that I you know, going back to the Ethan because this is
what it's really about, is what weirded me out is how how famous,
how influential Ethan Klin is and how well off he is. And the thing
that I just can't understand is the reason why that show ended specifically is because
Ethan could not stop reading Reddit and fucking Discord. And what baffles me is
if I were in the position of Ethan Klein that my eyes would never lay.
I couldn't even I don't I don't really read. I don't do that
shit now, just just just not it's just not. But like say,
if I was set with that type of money, I am fucking doing only
shit that I love and I am not diving. Because he specifically was like,
I was reading I was seeing your discord, Hassan, because it's it's
unofficial one, it's the unofficial official, right, because he didn't started it
organically, came up and reading all of the stuff that was going on in
there. There was all these fucking horrible people saying terrible things about Ethan and
all this shit, and I'm like, the fact that you're seeking this shit
out, dude, is really where I'm like, I want to talk to
you, brother, Like I want to be like, why would you even
do that when you know how fucked up some people are that they're gonna say
the worship imaginable and you are. And it killed him. He came back
on one of his shows, one of his podcasts, and he was like,
this shit kept me up, like it really bothered him. And I'm
just like, bro, if I did that what he did, Like say,
even when I made videos, I made video shitting on Joe Rogan because
he was being such an idiot and during the pandemic, and if I read
every single comment, yeah, I'd probably'd be pretty fucking annoyed too, because
you know, there was a lot of fanboys of Joe Rogan that were just
just saying probably some really not colorful things about me that normally they wouldn't say.
To them the colorful colorful, they were savory. They're probably very colorful
oriented, absolutely, and so purposefully. I mean, just okay, I'm
not gonna read all that shit because you already know what you're gonna You're just
all you're gonna do is hurt yourself by diving into all of that shit,
because it's not constructive criticism. They're just talking shit. And so eventually they
kept having these crazy disagreements. They already had healthy conversations on the show itself
and basically agreed they disagree. They both literally had moments where they cried.
But then all of a sudden, Ethan's like, I'm gonna dive deep into
all of this stuff. And he's like an old school type of person that
just can't stay off. He reminds me not to the same degree, but
we've all kind of said, boogie, stay the fuck off the internet,
stop reading all this shit, stop responding to these people, and they seem
they can't help themselves about it. There's a different parts The problem is that
he's older, right, And he's an older person. His family's from one
of the places where sure those things are. He's an objective of one of
the groups. He's also Jewish, granted that there's a lot of being a
Jewish person historically, and seeing the way the Jewish government is behaving right now
has to be tough. That has to be a really really tough thing to
see. How you know, you guys were the ones that were being kicked
around for centuries and now you guys are doing the kicking around. It must
be a tough thing. And it's it's also something that like you could I
could almost believe this isn't fake because of the history of the people's involved,
you know, simply because of the because like look at this, like look
at what's happening. Like they sailed over the water and just started killing people
on the beach. That fucking really happened. That wasn't like a fucking people
like, that's not some shit that we do in America. We'd lie about
it, where the America, like fucking the Maga people would be like they're
stealing our things. Look at it. The frogs. No, that straight
up was a real thing that happened. People sailed across the water and murdered
other people for not the best reason. So like it's a it's an insane
thing. I think even it takes too much. He's he's too close to
the problem. He's just standing too close to the fire to see those situations
right now. But I think that's a lot of people because I really,
I really hope that's situation gets cleared out because everyone is just so barred and
armed towards one another. It makes my heart hurt. It's crazy, but
I just if he you have to know, being is big of an influencer
or whatever, you know, I hate that word, but still being as
big as he is and he's not a dumb person that it's like, you
gotta know, you gotta know you're gonna discord, dude. I hate discord.
I really, I truly it brings that there is so it's it's like
an extension of four channe almost in some people's servers. In some people's servers,
so you'll find, like in certain chats and whatever, some of the
worst people on the Internet. And you got to know when it comes to
something that's heated, like you're specifically, what did you think you were gonna
find? On on Hassan's discord by reading all that shit? Do you think
it was gonna be everybody being like, oh, everything's great when there's the
radical people that are just defending Palestinians at all costs, that to the point
where some of them are even just defending jimas like, did you what you
thought you weren't gonna find that? Did you seriously think you weren't going to
Like so, once he sought it out and found it, it hurt,
It destroyed his heart. And it's like this is somewhat of a representation of
Hassan at least how he felt, which it feels a little unfair because I'm
like, you know, Hassan doesn't feel that way. They've had very productive,
like I said, conversations on I watched their leftovers and their talks about
that shit, and they had very four hour fucking conversation, very productive about
this shit, very understanding on each other's points and sides and stuff. And
then you know, it's like, damn and inevitably that shit. It just
they had a falling out. They've had more arguments because of this stuff,
because of that catalyst, And you know, it's unfortunate because I actually thought
there was a The podcast started off horrible. I thought it was terrible,
but then they started to actually gain some chemistry and ultimately because cause the things
that I don't like about a song, he doesn't do in that podcast,
which is steamroll and be like a complete piece of ship, and then Ethan
started to become less of like a this is my show, I'm gonna talk
whenever I want, and it actually started to become like I was like this,
this is actually a pretty good show to talk about some ship that you
know, a lot of people don't talk about on that high of a level
of podcast, I guess. And so it's kind of unfortunate that it's gone.
But hey man, if he's still got all his other other ship going
on, so he's fine and they're both fine. They're both fine. Yeah,
there's happened this week. Didn't that should happen? Oh yeah I didn't.
I didn't. I've never watched that. Oh yeah, I forgot about
it. They had their they had their reconcilation. They don't touch me,
don't you ever touch me? Eat and just cold cockxer Bro, don't fucking
tell this, I don't even there. I probably my first reaction, but
there's no way that's real. There's no way that happened, and it would
and then when finding out that it's real, I didn't know. I don't
know what to think. I hit her like that, why do you do
it? And it's a set. It's like he shakes free squares up,
starts curtsing at her and then cold cockser bro. That would make so that
would make so many people happy, you know what I mean, Like so
many people would be like, yeah, finally that would make the kind of
people, the kind of people and me happy. That's it. It would
make it would make it would make Kingston very happy, because I don't like
Tanamojo at all, and then it'd be like very not great group of people
happy. I did. Yeah. I saw that clip of them going around
here like say forgiveness, and I was like, that's kind of there's something
kind of nice. I don't know I that made that there was like there's
something because it's so long ago and seeing like this kind of full circle thing
happen, it is kind of like, oh, it's I wish I don't
know. I guess for me, I look at it as and and this
might not be true for them, but I look at it as like,
oh, yeah, this is the Internet, and it's not really that fucking
serious, you know what I mean. Like there's something about it where it's
like there there are there are people that I've made videos about or that I
have like insulted for sure that I do not fucking remember today. Like I
just straight up, I straight up to like I think I had. I
think I I had somebody come up to me and it's like, hey,
you made a you you made a joke about me a couple of years ago.
I was like, Oh, I don't remember who who? I sincerely
like, I don't I don't remember what did you do it? Maybe I
don't know make fun of you? Yeah, that's the thing. It's like
I've never made fun of it. Anybody who didn't I think didn't rightfully have,
like like I'd never sent like death threats to anybody or fucking denitying crazy.
I just like, hey, that's a really dumb thing for you to
say. Uh, but you know, I don't care about it really,
like on a deep level, to the point where I'm carrying it around with
me for years and years and year. Hell no, so, like I
don't know, seeing them together in that context with that, with that kind
of meme kind of repurpose, was like, it's it's probably the only example
of like a physical manifestation of that attitude that I've actually seen occur in real
time where it's like, oh, this is it really isn't that big of
a fucking deal. Yeah, it's just then I thought it was interesting.
We're not at each other's throats and like fucking you know, hating each other
to the core of each other's being. Uh, I appreciate that. Anyway,
what were you saying, Oh, I was just just adding to what
you were saying. Is I saw I think she. I think Tanna was
streaming around the time where or maybe I think she was reacting to his apology
video when he put out that one video about like I wish the back or
whatever, and she was saying she was like, for she didn't even think
he had a reason, She didn't even think he really should have apologized.
She actually was like, yeah, at the time, I was a complete
fucking idiot, and like that they reflecting on how she used to behave and
like she she cringes at the thought of that. So there was no bad
blood. It was not like you know, at the time, obviously she
was upset, but as a much older woman, she was like, nah,
like I was, I was an idiot, and I understand why this
dude went after me, even though you know, obviously it's not the nicest
way to go about it. But she understood that her behavior and being like,
you know, just being some dumb white bitch and just like just using
hard rs like like it's nothing, is not the smartest thing to do.
And so it was. It was interesting. Her reflection on it was very
mature, and uh, you know, Jesus, she's the porn star now,
so you know, a lot of those a lot of those bitches actually
have a lot of perspective on the world. It's interesting. I feel like
a lot of sex workers have such a perspective on the world that a lot
of people don't because of for sure, just to talk to yeah, because
when I get coming, all I do is feel shame for them. They
get enlightened men. It's crazy. It's wild. Shout up to Tannis stits
man. I've never seen them not looking. Is she a sex worker?
I didn't even know I thought she Yeah, she I found out because I
used to, God, everyone's a fucking Degenner before I knew about the origins
of Adam twenty two. That dude sucks, like Jesus Christ, the guy
sucks. But like, uh, yeah, he used to. I saw
that they did some content back in the day. I thought it was fake,
but apparently it was real. We're like, oh, we're gonna like,
uh Adam twenty two when somebody's gonna bang off camera and she's Tanna's gonna
give commentary, and then they were like talking about the whole industry, and
it was like not too far. Afterwards, she was basically being like,
oh, I'm doing OnlyFans, and that's basically I think she just makes her
money because she doesn't. I don't. I've never seen her do anything as
far as content like this. She's a podcast. She she had Matt Rifle
shit, I remember, and she kind of cooked him a little bit.
Remember, Oh that was her? Yeah, yeah, that was the podcast.
She looks also very different. There's something up Tana. I didn't know.
I don't know if it's I don't know if it's just me, but
like her face has never looked the same to me every time I've seen it,
Like, she looks different every time I see this person, Like I
don't know what it is. I've been told that I have a face like
that too, where it's like people see me from different angles. I look
at a complete different person. So I get it. Maybe she's like one
of those people. But I did not recognize her in that clip with Matt
Rayfi there and I was like, oh, ship, that's Tantamo. Joe
had sunglasses and the hat on, so that's Bobby. Why I didn't recognize
her and I she did not, like you couldn't see her face. But
what I'm saying, even in that clip of them together, like her and
Ian, I'm like, you guys look very I mean, Ian looks different
than he used to, but he still looks like Ian. Ian. I
don't know deeply into it looks very different. It looks very different because he
has the mullet thing going on completely, because the one thing that stood out
about items to me mostly was his glasses and his forehead and they're both gone
essentially because he has the hair covering it up and then his glasses gone.
So it's like he looks I'm like if I saw him walking down the street.
No, I'm so used to him looking like this now. But if
I if that was my introduction seeing him like this when I only remember that
guy, I wouldn't connect it immediately. That's just fucking red Nick and one
guy. One thing I wanted and we wanted to read. We want to
answer it because we technically answered this question on I think the last episode,
So it's a double up, but it is a nice sentiment. Shut up,
swingey or gay road in. This is hi high cutie babies, what
is your most memorable gift that you've ever received for Christmas as a kid?
We we I'm I swear to god. We just answered this exact question,
so it sounds like we did in the last episode. Uh, but they
also ran and also thanks for keeping me sane. I'm curious as to what
my brain looks like after binging the Sleepy Cabin podcast along with one hundred and
sixty episodes of The Snark Tank back to back by the time I caught up
real time. Love you guys, that's a wild combination, man, be
be careful with that and with that, have a have a beautiful little fucking
Christmas. Uh? Do all the holiday ship, eat your I don't know
what if you're know what do people do for Christmas? If you if you,
if you actually what is it called fruitcake? If you actually make fruitcake
used to be shot into the sun. No one really makes fruitcake. My
grandma liked fruitcake, and my grandma is also from My grandmother was also around
with Hitler was around. So let that, let that make sense to you.
I want you all to know that I don't care about any of you.
None of you mean anything to me. Only that matters the money you
guys give me. I appreciate you. My grandmother's yes, was born in
the thirties, Your grandma's old. I want you guys all to know that
I'm coming for you. Every dollar you have, I'm taking it from you.
I know your information. I know you guys love them. A show
uping your house in the dark, when it's the dark, when it's at
this darkest where you where you live, is at its absolute darkest. I
want you to know I'm behind you. I'm right behind you at that moment
when you are scared, I'm always near you. I want you to understand
that, as as of right now, I want to let you know,
there's a quick little update about the podcast that that fifty Sweeney's cut of the
money, it just goes dust. Now, Yeah, he's at its darkest,
at its at your house's literal darkest, when there is no light in
your home. I'm in your house, ruffling through your fucking garbage. I'm
picking your kid up off the bed and throwing them on the floor over and
over and over again. You're gonna hear your kids screaming, like somebody lifted
me up and threw me on the ground. And you're gonna know it was
me that did That's your kid. I'm coming for you. What are you
doing? You're you're trying to be a poltergeist or something. What are you
doing? The scariest, scariest it's me Kingston, the Christmas Poultergeist. Here
the idea, Yeah, I hit on the ground. So the idea of
your you hearing your kids scream You go in there your bedroom. Yeah,
your kids on the floor, like what happened? Some big black guy picked
me up and threw me on the floor. That I swear to God,
it's like what that didn't happens? That it just going to be shut up,
getting your bed again, getting again, I'll be again. Don't go
to Animal? Did you? For the longest time, I thought that was
a real movie. Did we talk about that? Dude? I thought so
too. I thought that that was a real movie until until the high resolution
version of the movie came out and then you could see the title is like
the title of the movie is like Angels with Filthy Souls, And I'm like,
that's not a real fucking movie. That's so fucking ridiculous. But yeah,
I totally thought that was real. But anyway, we're gonna move what
I was gonna say, The real update, Oh yeah, the real update
is, uh, aside from Kingston losing all of his shares of the money
and they're all going to kings a freelancer, uh he we we are.
So we're going to double up on episodes where we're going to have episodes for
an episode for Christmas, obviously the one you're listening to now. We're going
to have an episode for New Year's basically, or an episode for just before
New Year's. We're gonna have extra amos to accompany them. But we're recording
that all this week basically. Uh, and the first week of January,
we're going to take some some low down time. So the first week of
January, we're gonna be we're gonna be taking it off just so we can
plan for some stuff. There's some there's some merch stuff that we want to
get to definitely, and I want to just clear my schedule in that sense,
just to get a clean handle on that. So first week of January,
we're gonna be taking a little bit of a break, but we'll be
we'll be back what like the seventh of the eighth or something like that,
something like that. Yeah, yeah, early January will be there. So
the question the question thread will still go up in time. We'll get to
all your questions obviously, and you know, the schedule is going to remain
the same episode Extra Amo, Episode X two episodes Extra Amo two episodes Extra
Amo. But uh, you know, there's gonna be a little bit of
a break. Yes, saw, so fucking there. I called make Cuban
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actually read all all of the names in complete succinct order. I want to
what sorry, sorry a family guy, I think he said. I think
Peter said, do you remember that all the everyone in the world, you're
just jealousy. It's a good joke. It's a stupid joke. Sitting on
the cock because I'm gay is is from that Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld,
uh Chris Rock and uh Lucy Kaye interview. You're not fooling me. I
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they need that hog metal metal case. Did you guys see that? Jerry
seinfelds at Israel right now? Something so funny about that. I don't know
why. It's just I mean, obviously he would be like that makes perfect
sense, but like it's just it's fun. I can't imagine that in any
other context. But a Seinfeld episode cars to like the Slaughtered Families or something.
What is he doing? What is he doing? I just I just
feel like I just love the idea of him there, and just it's so
not serious, you know what I mean, Like the idea, the idea
of it being there fucked up. He's like, what a fucked up scenario?
Or like the idea of like what like the hostages come up and they're
they're like they're like, uh, they're they're talking to him like, oh
man, Jerry help us, and it's like yeah, yeah, or the
idea of like he would find it like an awkward situation to be in a
room full of people who are a family who's who have hostages, because it's
like, well, none of them are any more special than the other one
then, right, like they're all kind of the same, like none of
them, none of them take priority over each other. They're all hostage people.
How do I handle this? And it's like some awkward like I don't
know, fucking George goes with him and refuses to tip I don't know.
I just can't I can't see it and and and I can't see this as
like a real trip to Israel for like a genuine humanitarian cause. I just
look at it as like a It's like what sitcom style sinanigans are going on?
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know. That's what. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
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on a clip but vomits. That's so funny. This is excellent. That
was absolutely disgusting. I can't hypothetically speaking, what if the pH balance here
was so off? Uh? Stop with the Briton slander. It already sucks
here listening to me, it makes me consider racism. Chris, you broke
ice Crayon eating no brain titan player, Uh, baller of the first sin.
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two hundred. I would like to thank all all the bitches, big bitches,
small bitches, tall bitches, short bitches. Yeah, sure, yeah,
Chris, please look up picts of Dizzy what Gillespie? The fuck is
this? That doesn't even sound like a real person. Dizzy no American bandleader
and composer. Mm hmm, what the fuck is the name? Dizzy Lesbian
Dizzy Gillespie? I wrote in the chat so you could google it. Uh?
What the fuck? What is going on with his face? Bro?
Is that real? Is he sick? I don't like the yo. What
is occurring with this man's face? He looks like he's like a frog.
Let's see. I know, I know Fouser, I know, exactly who
this is. There's some videos of him, there's videos of him and that
ship. Bro, you can like really fuck yourself up doing this. There's
some people that have like some permanent ship going on with him because of this
crazy that looks so impossible because literally his even his nose raises. Do you
think he has really big Like his lips are like like they go further back
up than multiple's lips do I don't know, almost feel like one of the
scared. Almost feel like we watch a clip of somebody doing this. We've
definitely watched a clip of this. We've definitely seen a clip of this because
I have I have, I have very full right even when I do it,
my nose doesn't raise. His nose raises when he does that. No,
it's crazy, dude, that is so out of pocket in every single
Like, how do you do this? I mean he's clear, he's clearly
good though. It's just like, I imagine how much coming can hold in
his mouth? You know what kind of fucking he's like a chick kind of
fuckery, what kind of fucking imagine how much coum to hold in his mouth?
Yeah, you know, this guy's got loose he's got a loose maw
though, you know what I mean, Like that's the loosest fucking that's the
loosest the history of clearly the cum King. Like look at this picture of
him, the cum King. He has he has a squirrel like cheeks.
That's insane, Like he just he packs a full of cumb and then he
can just slowly drink it throughout the day. Anyway, the upholstery ruining,
the postery of a four one fifty with the boys, when you get caught
between the cum and the dudes and some dude's penis. I know it's gay
shit, but it's true. Okay, Johnny Silvercock, Cipher graft Sweeney with
the Eenie Weenie Peenie Elmo found dead in New York City apartment. And I
think it's kind of busting'. I think it's kind of cap that the dreams
in which I'm dying are the ones that kind of slap damned. That's pretty
good. It's not a gay cover, but it's it's the idea of mad
world that's awesome. I think it's kind of fussing. I think it's kind
of cap The dreams in which I'm dying are the ones that kind of slap
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think about our space argument once a week? Hell yeah, dude, I
love it. Gaysonach to be like, start spreading your cheeks. I'm sucking
your ass, Start spreading your cheek, my dick in your butt. I
wish I had a voice that could that could lend itself well to that,
because I would ruin so many songs with that spreading cheese. We fun today.
Your ass. I want to see you far want my face inside of
it, your ass, your ass with like in the background, Frank motive,
Frank Fanks motor boating and open colon is crazy. We got a man.
He's pulled the poll of colon out your ass. He opened it,
digs out your colon's hold. He's holding it open like he's holding it open
like people lock their screen doors with like a poll. He just he's spreading
it open, and he's he put his foot there to jam and it's for
an elbow, so he just can't close. And he takes your cold.
The idea of Frank's not having his foot on the rectum and left end of
your rectum and the right end of your rectum, pry it open foot and
elbow, and then you know that image of you're that image of Will at
this moment ed that image in. Everybody knows what image we're talking about.
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dudes. I recognize that, but not really. But uh I don't.
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shall blow me Kremlin de Gremlin. That's it. I'm really gonna do it
this time, Deep Cavid. She spread it and let me take a sniff
of that Mahi fucking police coming hard as I thrust in pound Abby Marge's unburped
clit Halo two blow me away too, and only the gayest will survive.
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down bad for a helicopter dick emoticon so I can see Chris go emoticons going
like this. Uh. The Peppini Brothers Victorium has a celebrity shout out video
for the two hundreds episode coming. Uh, Don Donkerson, that level five
yap bussy got me gooped up for real, for real? No cap on,
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the cock. No, I didn't better like put the penis in my hole
or what's coming to like know what's coming to me? Something? Really some
jizz. I really want some jazz, really want some come everybody. Everybody
bought the bus, everybody's bout them again your rear, here we go,
here we go, here we go down for me to come on over come
something. I really want some jezz. I really want some jeers. I
really want some jeers. God, I love that. It's real. It's
how easy would be to write we just did it. Just rewind this and
be like, all right, cool, we got most of the song.
Yeah, we'll cut this out. How would that be We cut this out
and it's like, here's your extra AMMM. We're gonna write that and we
just post this and then that's the extra AMMO. You should do that for
April you see that for April fools. Yeah, it'll be good. Good.
We can say audio was just beating our dicks. Then I should post
that as the fucking extra amm. That's great. How that's nuts? Get
it? That's a crazy I mean if I mean, I really I really
have been thinking about this sincerely. I really want to do that radio thing.
Like I really want to do that, like where we do like where
we where we kind of do a whole hour of radio where we pick songs
that we like and that we have like interstitials of like fake like almost like
do our best to make what a grand theft auto radio station would be like,
but just fast and just like just like an hour or thirty minutes worth.
I feel like it'd be so fun. But everybody, welcome back to
snock FM. Look about we got we got dangers Kingston here and uh and
uh cummy Chris. I don't know, i'd wanna. I'd wanna. I'd
want to like write it and have like I'd want to write it and have
like other like YouTubers like coming A's like we were interviewing the famous author of
come Come Inside Yourself, not in your loved ones or like whatever the fun
and then we'll have like jacksphones be like thanks for having thanks for having me
on. I'd love to like all these it would be such a fun.
I have a perfect one like welcome back to Negroes and this big hey guys
going on today on Snark exactly. It would be so fun. We can
have all these like bits with like we could collaborate with like literally everybody.
That would be fun because you could put a lot of work into something cool,
like something really genuinely awesome. Yeah, fake, we could not be.
I would be more than happy to. I would be totally more than
happy to just edit all that and even just right, I just I it
just seems fun, especially because there's no video involved, so it's just like
all audio and you could really fun with it, and we can have our
friends. We have our friends come on and truly be as hilarious as they
want. And that's the radio, so they could be anybody they want to
be, So just pick a character and they come on and to be like
someone could be a used puppy salesman, someone could be freaking trying to sell
trying to sell you some insane ship. What I what I want is to
have so much of it, like at least an hour's worth of like music,
and then you know our innerticials that we could play it for an hour
in like you could play it in your car and people will be convinced that
it's like a like a real radio station. That'd be amazing. I'm like,
you know how they have those bumpers. You know they have those bumpers
where it's a bunch of like mixed sounds. Oh yeah, so this is
you know, just to make it and it's like Peter, Peter, I
have all these ben well like every dude could. It would be so it'd
be it'd be a bunch of my laughs. It'd be like various versions of
my laugh. He press up. Yeah, I'm marking on it. I'm
marking on well. Yeah, it'll be fun, it'll be great. I
might even just like I might. I might whip up just like a like
a test thing today. Just fake ads, fake fake ads. Oh dude,
yeah, totally from Booty Boys, boy Booty Boys. Oh yeah,
we can get like hot, we can Nick to do it because Mick has
like a perfect like like advertiser like voice acting he does like can he can
he can nail that ship? Yeah yeah, yeah, you know you guys
should do You should give me like a list of genuinely, like you should
give me like a list of like fifteen songs that you would want, like
like just songs that you you you like her or know that you'd have like
something just anything that would go in it, and you send me that list
like later today or like something, and I'll like get to work on like
doing like a yeah out because I want to do it and I just think
it sounds fun. Even though it would be to put together, it would
make no fucking money. It would make would be immediately cast. But I'm
okay with that. I'm totally fine with that. Yeah, it should be
good. Y you can donate, fuck you you can don't. Yeah,
some more money, you know it. We'll put it on we'll put it
on YouTube, but we'll put it up for patrons. I think that's yeah,
that's a great idea. Yeah, yeah, why not, let's do
it? Fuck yeah, anyway, I gotta piss goddamn just all right,
I'm not gonna on my wall. I'm not gonna piss on my wall and
have splashed back. Get on my computer. I pe hard for the final
Keith David on you're doing that Keith David and I'm gonna take my dick out
of show it to him. He's gonna stand up and and I can't.
I can't imagine this reaction. What the boy penis I've never been so disappointed
in my goddamn life. Boy, You've had me. Come on, here
asking me time and time again to be honest. Goddamn show I come here,
you show me a fucking penis. You are out of your frecking mind,
bro Hard, You're throbbing. You're actually betting pretty good at you are
actually getting pretty good at that. Keith David impression actually like that actually sounds
more and more like him the more you do. I can only do the
yelling thing when he does the yell like the mirrors. That's it. I
can't do his normal talking voice. That like I'm a that I can do.
Most impressions that I can do are like like I can do I can
do a really good Matthew Broderick, but only only a really good Matthew Broderick
in pain. That's all I can do. In pain. Yeah, like
after he's like crashed his car, after like hitting like several people, Yeah,
several people and crash his car. You can do a good impression.
Impression. I think I think I can do an impression of absolutely everybody on
earth, but being hurt being I think that's good do do Keith David being
hurt. I'm fucking moment, I'm fucking read right now. I gotta calm
down. Why. This is why you got. This is why fish it,
this is why you gotta That's why you gotta stick around for the credits,
man, because why people who skip the credits they miss out a lot.
You really, you really have to stick around for the credits. Like
I kid you not. The credits are always where it gets the most gets
in Shane, it's it's Hector's rectum is real, little dish rag. Come
come on my pean, I'll ask you. I feel trash, Texas State
or salad. My body is a machine that turns piss into more pissed.
I'm Doctor Roxo, the rock and roll clown. I do cocaine, Sue
hul tick on my ass. Here's Nicky Ziggy uh the locusts what the locust
that fucked the bulltok pistol? Hole in Maria's head? Holy hell damn,
I mean that head is gone to be fair, Like there's no hole in
that head. The bulltop pistol is so unreasonably powerful. Son. That gun,
Dude, the best gun back for those guys. Imagine, guys,
guys, do you understand the size of that gun? Have you looked at
the size of that fucking gun? That gun is a massive pistol. It's
the size of a book pag for a little kid. That pistol, that
gun. That pistol is the size of my ultra wide monitor. It's insane.
A roughly human shaped pile of red flags. Duck Penis Jackson DuPont,
Badly Brave Hugger, Derek Duck Kunt, Goliath Joys. I've been denied everything,
even my com ethery and Pegerian Hunter. Flying bacon with my shirt off,
Oh, frying bacon with my shirt off, that's mental. That's like
someone that likes to be hurt. If someone if you fly bacon with your
pants off, that's crazier though, that's crazy. Like, yeah, every
fucking get a little harder, bro. You just throw a little bit of
water to in the pan too, You just throw a little bit of water.
I'm about to I'm about to go in my kitchen right now and fry
bacon completely naked, just to prove that I'm hard and cool. It would
be something I look like a dalmatian. Probably the means of the guys like
me breaking in, me breaking into McDonald's and dipping my balls on the fryer.
And it's just so just a bunch of means people just dunking their balls.
That's in a fucking French fry machine, and it's like, what is
wrong with people? God? Sometimes you gotta do it. Sometimes you gotta
crispy, crisp them up a little bit, they get cold. You gotta
for presentations. You're like, hey, I got a girl coming over,
I gotta I gotta fry my nutsack a little bit so it looks cool.
He's like, yeah, the swing by like seven thirty, that's all.
That's not we're not in peak anymore. Yeah, imagine that being a completely
understandable thing to experience. You're just like making a sandwiches and you're like,
what the fuck is this guy? Yo? What is he doing? He's
he's frying his bo Where's John? What is johnn? John was supposed to
be here? He's like, he's off Johnson the Johns in the back,
frying his mustache or frying is frying? Is Fryan his his nutsack and he's
got a date Tonight's so he's doing Okay, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good. Assholes just just taking it like it's a fucking tattoo. Just
just it's fucking gay pop and left and right. It's like, you'll do
get your balls on it. I'm not done yet. It's fucking crazy there
that long, dude. And when it's not even fried that much, there's
not even that much of like cook. It's like it's resilient. Wrong.
Last two names literally last to enjoying the view from the Daily Plaza on the
sixth floor, and it's always running at our list, the King of Haphazard.
Merry Christmas to everybody, all of you homeless people out there. We
hope you're doing well. First, we have a good Christmas. Uh,
and uh, you know, I hope you get your toy or you're fucking
I don't know, you're whatever the fuck you want. I hope you get
it. If you're a homeless person and you want a home, I hope
you don't get it, because that means you're you'd no longer be a fan
of us. So I hope I think goes too well for everybody, but
you know, he'll be go in the spirit. Yeah, in the spirit
of the holidays, Merry Christmas. We appreciate you. Uh, we'll catch
you next episode. For New Year's David Heart his come right at the camera
oh, Keith, Keith before before we leave, and then you just the
last episode. That's the last episode. That would be crazy if we had
full on So here, let's at the stage. We have a full on
normal episode of the Star Tank with Keith David. We're interviewing, We're asking
him all these questions, we're hearing about all these fascinating times from Gargoyle,
Halo, mass Effect, all these all these famous roles. We spend an
hour and a half talking to him, and at the end, Casey goes,
wait before we go, lifts his shirt up with a hard penis comes
on command at the camera and that's it. It just perfectly hits the web
camera, the fucking the lens. What the hell's that? And that's what
a podcasts that is. That's the final podcast. We don't ever we don't
ever continue, We don't ever pick up the starch again. From there,
we all like go to our own separate ways. We refuse to talk about
it. Were never video, David, We're done. There's never a video
prove us all being in the same room again together, Like it's just if
we ever look, if we ever somehow convince Keith David to come on this
travesty of a program, which after today, I can't even imagine how that
would even be the case. But uh, then we would have to end
the Snark Tank. If we wanted to keep doing stuff, we would have
to make a whole new shown. We don't even make a new show.
That's it. We accept that if we wanted, if we wanted to continue,
we would have to be like, damn the neck, the Snark Tank
is gone. We fulfilled the goal of the Snark Tank. He got y.
That was the whole point is to keep David on the show. So
now we've got to do fucking I don't know, up with their shirt up
and the camera is crazy. Yeah, I like, like you've been jerking
off the entire time, just badging, But I've been I've been really in
the conversation, like really talking about like that. Yeah, you couldn't even
tell like you could even like he's probably probably in retrospect, you'd be impressed,
like the idea just you're you're cranking and you're like, so when you
were on this, when you were approached for for the for the Halo series,
what did you think that it would last? Like, did you did
you think that that was something that was going to be iconic for a lot
of people, like the character, the character of the right understanding the story
you had. Did you know did you know what you were doing with that
kind of character, because grant, people do love master Chief. But you're
right, you're right. Oh yeah, yeah, an our scenario, you'd
probably you fucking would fail agent, you would come too fast. I'm a
precise comer. I'm a very precise comer. Bro I've hit every woman I've
wanted in the eye and eye. I'm a precise comer. If I am
in the eyes, Brot, let's get the let's let's yea three hours,
man, Jesus Christ, write three hours. Very Christmas, fucking damn it.
We're supposed to guys, for reference, this is supposed to be an
hour and a half. Podcast is supposed to be. I mean, it's
it's it's Christmas whatever, like it's I figure Mary Christ. If there was
ever an appropriate time to have a long episode, why not today? So
miss everybody, get the get the fuck out of here, Get out of
here, go, get the fuck out of here, Get out out.
What are you fucking doing? Get out, leave, go