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Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the
Snark Tank Podcast. I hope you're all

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doing well. It's me Chris Raygun. It's it's him, Tom Sweeney.

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It's him, Derek, Derek black
person. Look at him, look at

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him with his with his looney mask. You better be careful with that ship.

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You gotta be careful with that ship. That ship can be How how

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much did that cost you? How
much was that mask? One hundred and

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fifty bones? Oh damn. So
that's like not even like a joke,

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that's like, that's no, this
is like I invested to because I was

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like, I need real ship,
not some rubber bull shit. Yeah.

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So that's like mask one hundred and
fifty on condos my whole life. Bro.

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That's crazy. That's that's that's potentially
a haunted mask. So you gotta

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be fucking careful with that ship.
I would be. I would be.

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I would be worried if it wasn't
it was built in it was customized in

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the Southeast Asia. But if it
was in like say, like some a

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lot of ghosts, yeah, I
mean yeah, a lot of a lot

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of a lot of a lot of
yeah, a lot of war casualty ghosts,

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probably it's actually probably way more haunted, because you know how people always

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say, uh, Indian Native American
burial grounds are like haunted and ship,

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so like, yeah, it's probably
just as bad over there. Actually,

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I feel like they're not haunted by
everybody there. It's just like I'm just

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I'm just dead now let me be. They're definitely absolutely haunted. I don't

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think that absolutely. I've been every
time I've been to cemeteries at night,

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and let me tell you, there's
like a I have never I have never

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been to a cemetery at night and
not seen at least five Wendy gooes.

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That's insane. Even haunting creatures,
that's what. That's what Mason, even

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like, what are you experiencing eight
other people? That's it. They're not

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even like spirits, They're just they're
most there's always like every time I yeah,

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every time I see one, there's
always a ghost that whispers to me.

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He's like, did you say that
one to go run away? The

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idea of that goes I'm out of
here, dude. You know the idea

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of a ghost of being afraid of
anything is I I love that idea.

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I've definitely been to I've definitely been
to like graveyards a night time and their

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eerie, but they're not really who
are you with when you did that?

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Like just just it's been friends obviously, Yeah, like white peop. Yeah,

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obviously I would in my dumber days
and my dumber days when I was

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trying to make an older situation work. Yes, the white woman. Now

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I don't. Now, I'm like, oh no, Like if really asked

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me to do that lever, I'd
be like, wow, that's crazy.

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You were almost forever, and then
I'll just almost forever. I've definitely kicked

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over toombstones, definitely stole their flowers. I mean, people love bodies up,

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slap the bodies around a few times. Like I look at this thinking

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selfies, I've done all that ship
man, there's you dug and slapped the

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bodies. I love how there's nothing
more disrespectful than slapping something. There's something

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about it that is I'm gone to
wakes and my open hands slap the body

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in viewing. Everybody's getting mad.
I'm like, shut the fuck up,

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I do it again, you do
it again, do it again. Yeah.

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Yeah, me and my bro we
have we have fond memories of you

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know, tag teaming. I don't
know if you ever heard of the Dudley

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Boys. They have just like finishing
move called the Dudley Depth death drop,

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just do a three D and fucking
just over the coffin and snapping in half.

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Those were good days, man,
those were good days. Growing apart

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since then, we probably need to
crash another funeral and like get back together,

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you know what I mean, get
back together? What kind kind of

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creature does that? You know,
like, what kind of person goes to

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funerals? And they just like,
I'm a disrespect this person, this person

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that I don't even know. I
never met this person ever in my life.

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They've never bothered me. There's no
person. It's just a box there,

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No but the being that's willing to
direspect, not the not the fucking

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what do they what do they call? What's the new word? I found

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out about a new version for a
body called it's another for a dead body?

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What was it called? I don't
look at the word like a slang

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term for dead body's an official term, but it sounds funny, okay,

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caver, Yes, yes, that's
not a new phrase. That's what I

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found out. I found out cataver
cadaver recently, because it's yeah, like

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maybe within like the last like three
or four years. I never I never

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heard cadaver before. I've heard cadaver
if I never what it meant because I

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didn't know what I meant about it. Because cadaver, because canaver. Listen,

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let's listen. Cadaver is such a
like cadaver doesn't sound like it's it's

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an object. Then there's nothing personable
about it anymore. When you say,

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oh, go go get the cadaver, put it in a room. That

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doesn't sound like you're talking about a
human's body. It sounds so detached from

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I mean, I get that's so
funny to me. You've ever heard that?

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Probably I've probably heard it, but
I never really put it really gets

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me. That's not caver is not
a common English word. No. The

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thing that gets me about it is
that, surely is that not like at

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the very least like a like a
D and D or like a that doesn't

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come up in like fantasy talk at
all. Like no, people I don't

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know, people don't because that's that
is a word, that is an official

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word, right, But you don't
hear cadaver. You don't hear people say

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that. People say dead body,
that's what people say. People don't say

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can. I don't know. I
feel like I've heard that's surprising to me

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anyway people have said it. Yeah, people say ad average, especially people

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when they're referring to like moving a
dead body, they all move a cadaver

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like people that are like doing like
mortuary work. It is is, but

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it is interesting that like you never
somehow you never made the connection by you've

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heard it, but you never be
cause it's like it's it's one of those

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things where only usually when I found
out what it meant, I was like,

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oh, definitely, that's what it
means. That's that That is so

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interesting because I just for as long
as I can remember watching but it's probably

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also has to do with watching Nice
to Watch SVU like when I was young.

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And then there's also like there was
a death metal band called Waken the

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Cadaver that I just but like I
just there's I just I don't know,

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I can't remember actually learning it,
but I will say I've heard a lot

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of horror movies and stuff. Yeah, I don't know. Like when I

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was young, I remember juxtaposition was
a word that I I heard a lot,

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but I never even bothered to look
it up. And then it and

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then it's like when I paid attention
to her, I'm like, well,

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I don't exactly know what that means, but I've heard it enough in context

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where I think I know what it
means. It's like, because it's just

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a weird that is a weird sounding
fucking word to be it is. It

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sounds like tricky, I don't know. It sounds I don't know, like

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a gesture. It sounds like it
would be tied to something good. The

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word like in and of itself,
almost sounds like a juxtaposition, you know

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what I mean, Because it's like
you have the word, which is like

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a completely normal word, and then
you have chucksto, which is like,

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what the fuck? That's not in
anything? That's that's that sound doesn't exist

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at anything. So it's kind of
a person like a clown or something like

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it would be like a medieval gesture
or something. Another word, but hey,

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they throw a ship at them and
stuff, and the I'm so,

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hey, man, I'm sort of
in between these things. I'm compared to

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these things. So that's the worst
possible entertainment gimmick I've ever heard for fucking

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anybody. I'm juxtough the jest there
watched me put two things that shouldn't be

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together together? Say that really rolls
off the chunk tongue though, don't it?

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Though? Yeah? I could see
that on a sign, a big

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sign for me mark the word the
word homologous. I didn't know that word.

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I didn't. I knew that before
I knew the word analogous, because

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homologous analogous kind of mean the same
thing. I actually don't think I've ever

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heard somebody use that word homologous.
Nothing science, that's why. Yeah,

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like bio, Oh yeah, okay, I know you're like, I haven't

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heard this word since fucking definitely high
school. But we're we're like, oh,

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that's homologous, and people say analogous, and I was like, don't

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you mean? I was because I
didn't know analogous. I didn't know what

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analogous meant, and I thought it
meant the other one of the amalus.

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Yeah, homologous, homologous is analogous. But again in bio, yeah,

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exactly, but it's funny, it's
just anal But the I don't know what

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the fuck are we talking. We
gotta we gotta look first of all.

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First of all, first of all, a hey, first of all,

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Merry Christmas, Happy holidays to all
people out there. Thank thank you for

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being listeners, especially long time niggas. We're hopping. We're hopping in.

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We're close to like be for for
four years of this ship, which sounds

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insane to me. It's something that
wait, we've been doing this for four

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fucking years. That doesn't sound right
to like that happened. It's the same

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thing, same thing happened with with
Sacred where it's like, hey, we're

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doing like we've done this for five
years. It's like, how is that

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fucking possible? But whatever, I
mean, I guess we're here. We've

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had our We've consistently had our biggest
month on Patreon every month for the last

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like a few months, which is
fucking I needed to log into the Patreon

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for whatever reason. I can't remember
why, and uh, when I saw

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the number, like my eyes were
like, what wild man, it's wild,

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It's so fucking awesome. It's it's
it's really insane. Yeah, you

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know, we've got as I appreciate
you guys, any of you. In

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fact, I've never had somebody.
I've never had somebody undercut what I was,

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what I was trying to say,
so quickly and so immediately in such

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a specific way. It's crazy.
I can't speak for Kingston. I would

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never wish to those days, But
all I would like to say is I

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really, I really appreciate you guys. I don't even care. I don't

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even care that you guys are homeless. It does bother me a little bit.

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I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna
pretend like it doesn't Like I think

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about it. Sometimes I try to
leave I try to leave that information out

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where I tell people about you guys. I try to, like, I

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leave the homelessness kind of like on
the side, because it's fucking embarrassing,

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quite frankly. But uh, you
know, we'd still appreciate your support.

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We still appreciate your support, and
you know we've, like I said,

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just the fact that every month for
the last several months has been our biggest

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month yet and it just seems to
keep going up is fucking crazy. It's

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also very confusing because the subscriber number
for the YouTube channel goes down constantly,

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so like, I don't understand what
the it doesn't seem to make sense at

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all, Like it's like, Okay, we make we make more money and

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we get more viewers, but also
we lose subscribe. I don't get it.

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I don't know. Maybe maybe YouTube's
being weird, but YouTube is absolutely

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being weird. I'll I'll just leave
it at that. It is. I've

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had that problem. A lot of
people have had that same fucking problem,

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even when they've seen I have one
time, I just want to say,

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real quick, actually before you move
one, because I'm glad you brought this

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up, because it upset me so
much that after years of suffering that with

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my main channel, one person in
the support team was actually told me the

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truth and no one ever again,
and they said, you have too many

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yellow dollar signs. When this happens, your shit goes in the algorithmic abysses,

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it starts shaping, it fucks your
channel up. Like that makes fucking

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perfect sense, because I think we
have maybe three green videos in the entirety

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of this channel. I think maybe
three episodes of this podcast are monetized.

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And that's it. Because immediately right
off the bat, everything that we talk

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about so fuck this is usually an
N word. In the first ten seconds

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obviously obviously, Yeah, okay,
that makes perfect sense. So YouTube is

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just uh man, maybe I should
just like restart my original channel then too,

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because that's definitely happening with my original
channel as well, because there's something

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worse. I think the here's the
problem with that. I think the only

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way you can actually fix it is
that you have to it has to be

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intervention from their side, like they
have to give you a clean slate because

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you've already been marked. For example, you know, I figured out here,

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here's a sad fucking thing where people
there are some people that were being

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like, oh man, your channel, your main channel is completely dead,

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and I'm like, yeah, I
know, but you know what's fucked up.

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I'm right now with this podcast,
I'm making more money than I ever

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did with my main channel because my
main channel was so fucked from the very

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get go. When I started comparing
money with people like here, I always

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use it as an example. December
twenty sixteen was a huge month for a

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lot of people in the community to
estate at whatever. I know some people

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that made upwards of tens to twenty
thousands whatever. We had similar numbers and

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views. I made less than three
thousand dollars and that was an amazing month

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for me. And so when I
started learning there was people making like upwards

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of this type of money and this
and their addman. So I'm like,

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oh, my channel's been fun fucking
dead since twenty fifteen because of some of

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the subjects I talked about, like
Islamic terrorism and blah blah blah and some

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other shit that I was talking about, and they just immediately like, this

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guy's not cool to fucking make money. They were avaged and so the so

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I was like, me losing this, all this views and all this shit

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on my main channel. It really
didn't mean anything to me because I was

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barely it was only advertising was I
was making money through that, And once

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they went away, I'm like,
I have no reason to fucking up keep

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the channel anymore. It makes no
difference to me. It's just so crazy

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to me that that like the channel
keeps losing, but like the show is.

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It's just it's so interesting to me
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money, it's getting more viewers,
it's getting more listeners, it's getting more

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downloads. But then this is it
doesn't make sense because just the channel watches

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the algorithmic of this that's so weird. It's like why, Yes, That's

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what I really don't like about YouTube
is especially now, is that it's not

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even really representative. Like I put
it this way a long time ago.

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not even because the video. You can't

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even know for sure if it's oh, is it because the video is bad?

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Is it because the side is broken? Is it because the site is

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working as intended? And it's just
built in a stupid way? Like there's

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there used to be a really clear
defining understanding of like why something would fail.

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If your video didn't hit, it's
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or people didn't care about it.
There was like an actual connecting line between

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how good something was and how interesting
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it did. And now that kind
of doesn't exist at all. Now.

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It doesn't matter if the thing is
good or if it like, if the

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audience responds well to it, or
if it's really engaging to people, if

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people are willing to pay money for
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many fucking yellow dollar signs attribute to
it, it will actively work against that

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content for no reason. So it's
just like it's it's a fucking annoying platform.

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It's really stupid. It's terrible,
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counteract it even at all is in
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is uh, you have to change
titles, change thumb you have to continuously

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fuck with things to get people to
return to the video, to trick the

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algorithm to be like, oh,
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the algorithm. So if you've noticed, there's a lot of people nowadays that

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will change their thumbnail like almost like
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title to almost like make it almost
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to change the number of the episode. You can't really change the fucking title,

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not really. It's just it's not
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podcast. So it's just it is
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not much that can be done other
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about doing this before, making the
putting the clips on the channel, putting

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clips on that channel specifically to just
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algorithm being oh, they're really active, maybe we should fucking it's just like

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it's it's gay, that's long,
it's stupid. I'm I'm I'm already at

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the point where we could just not
put it on YouTube. That's where I've

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been there. I've been there for
a while. I've already been there for

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a while. I know it would
we would lose a significant amount of people.

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I feel like we'd lose no money, but I feel like we would lose

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people wouldn't see the podcast, and
that's not fair to those people. That

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is where I stand on it.
That's where I'm at where I'm like,

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we shouldn't just take it away with
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know there was a way like yeah, yeah, if there was a way

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to put video on Spotify, that
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that, I think, aren't they? I Mean they said that fucking years

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ago, and I'm like, well, they're slowly rolling shit out but not

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fast enough. And I feel like
they've had the capability to do it a

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long time ago, and they just
kind of don't really, it's not that

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important to them. I look at
the numbers. Every week, we gotta

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look at the numbers and analyze the
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It's upward trajection. And then you
go look at YouTube and you're like this

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weird stagnation, like why YouTube is
not a YouTube? Is? Why?

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just it exists almost to stifle good
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it really does suck, but it's
it's more about kid. It's like a

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little let's let's make a friendly vlog
about fucking rainbows or something like. It's

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it's just like that's the only ship
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a big audience that I don't know, like people like uh, I don't

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of huge before and so they kind
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it's just like I don't know,
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It's like, hey, here's a
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like an event, here's you know
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really just do YouTube anymore, which
is lame. I've been like I have

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certain nas I, S, B and

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these people are part of the algorithm
when these videos are made like four years

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ago, and I'm like, where
was this video when I was first looking

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for this content? Now I find
it. That's really cool. Three years

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ago would have been helpful to find
this as well. You know, you

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know, you know what. The
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you're gay. Let's move on to
the let's make a big facts. It's

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always I'm gay. Every time somebody
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reason, I don't know why,
that clip has showed up on my like,

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Instagram and on my Twitter like a
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I don't even remember what episode that's
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what the fuck we were talking about, but like I said something like,

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you know what my retort to that
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said, you're gay, and it's
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the fucking context was for that at
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We have a we have a lot
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and we do want to get to
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I do want to start with this
Insomniac leak because I'm sincerely fascinated by the

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reaction that certain people have had to
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I mean, I don't even know
how how would I sisen? A

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few days ago at the time of
recording this episode. Insomniac Games the developer

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of like you know, classic Ratchet
and Clanks, on Set Overdrive and more

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recently the smash Hit like a PlayStation
Uh, spider Man the exclusive, the

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Placetation inclusive spider Man Games. They're
the victim of like this massive data breach.

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Hacker somehow got their hands on an
insane amount of data that they held

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over Sony for for a two million
dollars ransom. These actors were like,

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hey, give us the two million
dollars or else all this information goes out.

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Uh. Then information including like a
full test build of their upcoming Wolverine

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game or at least like a vertical
slice of it, or early gameplay footage

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screenshots, story spoilers, the internal
documents, revenue data, budgets, sales

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data, personal information about employees including
you know, like uh like voice actors,

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passports and and personal information, contracts, emails, all that kind of

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It's yeah, probably a new or
two in there. I don't know if

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that's a bunch of dicks. There's
a bunch of like is a Spider Man's

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dick, like a bunch of Spider
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which is crazy, but you know, there's so there's a lot of this

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information is like over terriby of this
information, right, Lots of videos of

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the game have leaked as well,
like vertical slices and stuff. Is crazy.

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And evidently these people did not get
that two million dollars because otherwise we

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wouldn't be talking about this stuff.
Uh Now, leaks in and of themselves

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are like not really anything new to
the game's industry. In fact, they've

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been like astoundingly common lately. In
particular, we had the Nvidiao leak a

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few years back that kind of spoiled
everything until like twenty twenty five we had

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the GTA five leaks or the GA
six leaks, the Capcom leak from a

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while back. Even just last week
there was this massive suicide squad killed the

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Justice League leak that was being covered
by fucking everybody. There's an Xbox leak

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too that detailed like what their next
console was going to be in like twenty

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twenty six or whatever the fuck,
and like even just the design of it

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patents for like controllers and stuff.
There's been a lot of leaks just in

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the last year, and for some
reason, the Insomniac League happens, and

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I saw this kind of sentiment going
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the industry, and even some people
that I like genuinely like like and respect

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and know personally. We're talking about
how like, oh, well, we're

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not going to cover this leak,
because you know, leaks hurt the developers,

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and you know, you know,
it's not cool. They work really

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hard to make these games, They
work really hard to put these stuff together,

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and it's the industry's been suffering like
an insane amental layoffs. So you

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know what we're not going to cover. We're not going to cover the Sony

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leaks or the early Insomniac leaks,
which is like as a as a as

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a premise and a sentiment. I
get because developers do get a lot of

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shit for no reason, especially like
when a lot of the times publishers are

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to blame for a lot of the
shit that people blame developers for. I

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get that. But these people,
these same people were covering leaks the entire

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year, gleefully, like really happily
talking about how like, oh man,

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look at all these fucking suicide squad
leaks. Oh my god, look at

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the Xbox leaks. But suddenly because
it's Insomniac and because it's a PlayStation studio,

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and unfortunately I have put two and
two together with some of these people,

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where like they have a really close
relationship with Sony Studios, even specific

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Insomniac. I can't help but look
at that and be like, well,

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it kind of feels like you just
don't want to upset your friends, And

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I get that, but maybe this
isn't really what your job should be.

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Then, like, if you want
to schmooze with these people and you want

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to be of course do would I
want to be friends with Sam Lake and

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like Hydeo Kajima apps a fucking lutely, that'd be awesome. It'd be so

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sick to call these people up or
talk to them whenever the fuck you wanted.

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But at the same time, it's
like, doesn't that kind of I

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don't know, should you be covering
games in that way if that's what your

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goal is, I don't know.
That's fucking crazy to me, because there's

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a lot of news here that is
really fucking incredible, like really interesting.

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Shit. Sunset Overdrive made five hundred
and sixty seven dollars in profit. That's

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crazy. Stay so good, dude. Wait wait, I'm sorry, I'm

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sorry. Wait what the fuck did
you just say a Sunset over Sunset over

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I've made five hundred dollars in profit, which by the way, made more

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apparently than fucking the new Ration Clank
game, because the New Rational Clank game

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didn't didn't turn a profit apparently.
So like, there's just really fucking fascinating

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things in there. And then obviously, like the entire release schedule for the

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the entire release schedule for insomniacs like
games leading up to twenty release schedules,

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the first terly schedule is fucking absurd. That is. First of first,

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let me let me, let me, let me air out with Era.

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Okay, I think that the fact
that people's personal information, the fact that

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it was hacked and then they attempted
to negotiate that shit is super shitty and

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it needs to be condemned. I
think the whole entire leak, the leak

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culture needs to be fucking quelled and
Sunny's happened to somebody really quick, like

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some shit needs to be initiated fast, because we've developed this really bad effect

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where we assume when we deserve to
see the games for people already, and

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granted there are sentences where there's like
there's the halos and the less of the

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halo, it's not when do we
deserve to see them? It's just,

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oh, well, it's out there
and it's news. No no, no,

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no, no, no, no
no no, that's not that's not

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what I Meah, that's that exactly. If it's out there, it's out

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there, you know, and like
what's out there, you know, might

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as well see it if it's out
there. But the fact that it's become

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so common that it's out there in
general is a bit of a problem now,

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right, like right, the culture
has become too common. It's just

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too common now, it's ways too
common. In the last four years.

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I know what you're saying. It's
just a matter of, like, I

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don't like the clickiness that I feel
from this. It's there, it seemed

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because dude, fucking what was it
there were I don't know, man,

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if the the idea with you that
like its suddenly no no, but the

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idea that suddenly we are like really
empathetic to people in this situation, like

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we're oh, suddenly we're like really
empathetic to Insomniac for having this massive leak,

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because like, developers want to be
able to surprise people, and they

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want to They don't want to show
stuff before it's ready because it's not ready

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yet, and they want you to
see their stuff when it's when it's actually

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ready and when it's actually indicative of
like what you're going to be seeing.

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And I understand that, but where
was that attitude the entire last year?

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Where was this attitude last week when
these people were covering the fucking suicide squad

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leaks in great fucking detail. I
don't. I don't I agree with you.

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I don't want the idea certain people
are exempt from that empathy Like that

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bothers the hell out of me.
It's like, either you cover all Either

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either you cover all of these leaks
with the understanding that it sucks for the

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people involved, but it's news and
we'll cover it, or you have the

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empathetic stance where it's like, hey, listen, we understand that this is

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really hard on the studios, and
so we're not going to cover leaks in

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general. That should be your only
two, you know, operating procedures.

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When as far as that goes,
you can't pick and choose and look because

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like I saw Greg Miller from Kind
of Funny, I know people are gonna

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be like, oh, well,
you do a podcast with Colin, Greg's

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old co host. It really has
nothing to do with that. I have

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no real negative opinion about Greg Miller
at all, but I saw this this

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thing where he's like, hey,
you know, this is really hard on

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Insomniac, so we're not going to
cover it. And I know for a

405
00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:33.279
fact that Greg is in Spider Man
like his like, there's a character in

406
00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:37.680
Spider Man that's he's an Easter Egg
in Spider Man, and I can't help

407
00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:40.240
but see that, No notice that, well he's not an Easter egg,

408
00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:42.960
and he's not an Easter egg.
And in Suicide Squad killed the Justice League.

409
00:28:44.240 --> 00:28:47.640
He's not an Easter Egg in any
Xbox game. He's not an Easter

410
00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:52.640
Egg in GTA six. Probably he's
not an Easter Egg in any Capcom game.

411
00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:55.359
But he's an Easter egon a Spider
Man game. And just so happens,

412
00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:57.799
that's the one that he refuses to
cover, like it it sits really

413
00:28:57.839 --> 00:29:02.079
incorrectly with me, And look,
I don't I'm not saying that you have

414
00:29:02.279 --> 00:29:04.640
to cover every single bit of it, because there's information in there that has

415
00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:07.880
no business being shared by anybody.
Like there's no need to show like,

416
00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:14.400
oh hey, here's oh it's news, here's Uri loan Thal's passport. That's

417
00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:18.519
not fucking necessary. That's not news. That's just doxing, Like there's nothing

418
00:29:18.599 --> 00:29:23.079
newsworthy that you get out of knowing
what the eury loan Thal's passport looks like.

419
00:29:23.319 --> 00:29:30.559
But there's massive news to be uncover
from the fact that fucking Sunset Overdrive

420
00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:36.720
made five hundred dollars. That is
crazy and that's fucking fascinating, Like that's

421
00:29:36.759 --> 00:29:38.680
like a really interesting thing. I
don't think anybody's I don't think anybody would

422
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:41.960
have ever thought that that was true
or like the entire slate of their releases

423
00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:47.160
up to twenty thirty and even some
some uh some things about about that and

424
00:29:47.240 --> 00:29:51.880
how interesting that is and how fucking
often they are planning to release shit,

425
00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:56.599
which is fucked like, They've got
a lot of games planned for the next

426
00:29:56.640 --> 00:29:59.720
couple of years, and that's that's
whether whether we like it or not,

427
00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:03.440
whether that destroys the surprise or not. And I get I it totally does,

428
00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:07.640
like it ruins a lot of surprises, but it's a news and I

429
00:30:07.559 --> 00:30:15.799
don't I agree. You're you're right
about this nature of my it's my friend,

430
00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:18.359
So I'm not gonna say anything because
that's not fair in journalism, you

431
00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:25.079
know. Yeah, integrity, I
totally, I totally get the impulse.

432
00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:27.200
I get it, But at the
same time, it's like, dude,

433
00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:33.160
you got you're in this sphere and
it just doesn't And I also understand that,

434
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:37.359
like hipocrisy is not like everybody's a
fucking hypocrite, right, everybody's got

435
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:40.079
something, everybody's got a bunch of
shit that they're like completely contractory on.

436
00:30:40.400 --> 00:30:42.039
So it's not like a massive point
necessarily to say, like, oh,

437
00:30:42.279 --> 00:30:45.599
condemn these people. It's not like
these people are like evil people. It's

438
00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:48.799
just a matter of just like,
listen, man, it looks weird when

439
00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:53.279
you covered Suicide Squad leaks yesterday and
today you're like, oh, well,

440
00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:56.759
not this studio because I'm an easter
egg in this game. Like it just

441
00:30:56.839 --> 00:31:02.119
looks I agree, But the context
between Suicide Squad and this leak are very

442
00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:06.839
different contexts. What's the game is
the information's game information? You know that's

443
00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:11.799
freed. No one's personal information got
leaked from the Suicide Squad thing. Not

444
00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:17.400
so mach to Suicide Squad has been
in development and delayed four times. I

445
00:31:17.519 --> 00:31:18.519
know people that are working on that
game, and that game has just been

446
00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:25.680
a fucking disaster from me hearing directly
from them, outside of them, if

447
00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:30.039
everyone's heard, it's granted still there's
good information that came from it, but

448
00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:36.759
the context is slightly different. But
nonetheless, you're going to be a journalists,

449
00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:40.160
be real. I just understand what
makes the context different. Leak is

450
00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:42.440
a leak, right, well,
a leak about people's personal information is a

451
00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:48.119
very different thing. Well, that's
very different, that's but that's the thing.

452
00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:49.680
It's like, that's not news,
you know what I mean, That's

453
00:31:49.680 --> 00:31:52.519
why they were geting it that's why
that's the nature of the condemning. It

454
00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:56.480
is because of the fact that people
could actually very much so get hurt from

455
00:31:56.519 --> 00:32:00.480
the information that was released from the
stuff. Well, I guess the question

456
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:06.839
is would there be any different in
action if there was no DOXY and it

457
00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:12.799
was this purely gaming information. Do
you hear it'd still be the same kind

458
00:32:12.839 --> 00:32:15.039
of attitude. If it would still
be the same, then Chris's points still

459
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:20.200
holds up. Ye, you're right, Yeah, I feel like the only

460
00:32:21.319 --> 00:32:22.759
because do you know what this feels
like to me, Like with those people

461
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:27.519
being biased like that, It feels
like to me when people like say,

462
00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:31.880
for example, a mister Beast where
he's he's helping out everybody, but you

463
00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:37.839
know, it's it's a it's a
balance where if you do this charity work

464
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:42.279
for views, you get to write
all this shit off. So it's like

465
00:32:42.319 --> 00:32:45.960
a thing where it's not like even
though it's kind of like he's doing great

466
00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:50.720
ship, there is another intention behind
it. And so with with those people

467
00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:54.000
going to bat for Insomniac, even
though it's kind of messed up, that

468
00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:58.759
didn't do the same thing for Suicide
Squad or anyone else, there's good behind

469
00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:01.680
it. Still it's still a pot
thing. But yeah, like moving forward,

470
00:33:02.039 --> 00:33:07.359
moving forward, you need to just
keep that same energy. Doesn't keep

471
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:09.400
that same energy now, Yeah,
and that's the only thing. Yeah,

472
00:33:09.400 --> 00:33:13.799
that's the only thing. You can't
You can't cover leaks now straight up because

473
00:33:13.799 --> 00:33:16.359
then you were just looking like a
fucking asshole. So you've written yourself into

474
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:19.559
a corner here. And it's also
I don't know, man, it's just

475
00:33:19.680 --> 00:33:22.200
it's it's it's weird. And I
saw some people going like, well,

476
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:27.599
oh, it's different because uh,
you know, certain those leaks came directly

477
00:33:27.680 --> 00:33:30.799
from the company. Uh you know, like or like the Xbox leakue was

478
00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:35.640
a big was a big one because
the eye that leak happened because a lawyer,

479
00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:40.039
one lawyer at Microsoft apparently tried to
black out or redact some stuff with

480
00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:43.960
like an incorrect pen, Like there's
a specific pen that you have to use

481
00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:45.920
to redact information from court documents,
and he didn't use it. He used

482
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:50.079
like a standard marker. And so
because of that, all of the stuff

483
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:52.240
was kind of really easily legible,
like through the black ink, and so

484
00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:55.359
a lot of that information got let
loose and a lot of and you know,

485
00:33:55.599 --> 00:33:59.920
a lot of that information ended up, you know, getting out to

486
00:33:59.920 --> 00:34:02.519
the public. And I know what
people mean when they say that. It's

487
00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:06.920
like, oh, it's fair game
if you know it's the company's fault,

488
00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:08.599
and but if if they get hacked, it's not fair. It's not exactly

489
00:34:08.679 --> 00:34:12.039
the same thing. I get that. But at the same time, if

490
00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:15.599
your argument is that it's hard on
the team for their surprises to be ruined

491
00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:16.519
and it's hard on the team for
their hard work to be let go,

492
00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:21.679
I don't know if that really matters. And also, couldn't you argue that

493
00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:25.559
somebody Insomniac probably clicked a link that
they shouldn't have that ended up giving these

494
00:34:25.599 --> 00:34:30.360
hackers a backdoor into the studio in
the first place, walking it anyway,

495
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:36.519
So like i'm it's I'm so I
agree with that, But we don't know,

496
00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:37.880
we don't know, we don't know. We don't know that, right,

497
00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:42.039
we do know, And here's what
we don't know. Here's what we

498
00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:45.159
do know. Nobody at any of
these studios wants that information out there.

499
00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:49.079
What we do know is that it's
objectively that they don't want it out there,

500
00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:51.760
that it ruins morale at the team, and that it's a really big

501
00:34:51.880 --> 00:34:53.519
fucking deal for the team to go
through it. And so if that's the

502
00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:58.440
main point, if that's the empathetic
angle that we're taking, then it shouldn't

503
00:34:58.440 --> 00:35:00.000
matter if they got hacked or if
it is the fault of the company,

504
00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:04.320
because the reality is it's always one
person's fault and it's and the rest of

505
00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:07.800
the company shouldn't pay the most of
the time focusing on that most of the

506
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:13.440
time hacks. That's one thing that
people always miss that most of the time

507
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:16.840
someone got duped into doing some dumb
shit they shouldn't have done. This happened

508
00:35:16.920 --> 00:35:25.400
so fucking dude, with the amount
of remember in twenty fourteen, what was

509
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:30.559
it called the fappening, Like that
whole wave of shit was like when you

510
00:35:30.639 --> 00:35:37.559
figured out how everybody got pretty much
hacked, it's almost mind boggling, like

511
00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:43.639
how did you fall for this?
How did you fall for this obviously fake,

512
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:47.199
fucking fishing thing. But uh,
it was one of those things.

513
00:35:47.239 --> 00:35:52.880
It happened to so many people,
and it's just like oh wow, so

514
00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:57.119
yeah, these people are human and
every once in a while, doesn't matter

515
00:35:57.199 --> 00:36:00.920
how tech savvy you are, you
saw something that oh you got signed out

516
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:05.480
of your fucking x y Z,
now you need to go back in and

517
00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:08.280
then all of a sudden you're fucked. And uh, it'sact because I've heard

518
00:36:08.280 --> 00:36:10.760
a lot. I saw a lot
of people saying things like these companies need

519
00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:14.079
to do a better job protecting their
shit and this this and this and that,

520
00:36:14.199 --> 00:36:16.440
and I always say, well,
there's also a lot of companies out

521
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:21.239
there that you would assume these hackers
would want their information too, But why

522
00:36:21.239 --> 00:36:23.599
aren't they getting it from them?
Like there's a lot of you know what

523
00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:27.360
I mean, Like you got to
think about the same bro, They're not

524
00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:29.559
letting nothing happen. They're not let
even let get a chance, right,

525
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:32.360
And so what are they doing?
And what do these companies What does Insomnia

526
00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:37.039
and PlayStation have to do to correct
this ship so this shit doesn't happen,

527
00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:42.159
you know, Like of course hackers
are this is one thing. Hackers are

528
00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:44.960
always gonna be there. It's that's
it's fucked up to fuck the reality.

529
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:49.559
They're always gonna try to get you. So we got to get ahead ahead

530
00:36:49.559 --> 00:36:53.039
of it somewhat way. Even as
like say consumers, for example, if

531
00:36:53.079 --> 00:36:59.920
we want to like say not say
make murderers and school shooters or whatever popular

532
00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:01.519
or well, we can't guess,
we can't prop them up as much.

533
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:06.199
So I kind of understand the sentiment
of like not wanting to talk about this

534
00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:07.679
stuff, but it's like, now
you've got to be consistent. You have

535
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:15.519
to be consistent now if that's how
you feel legitimately moving forward, can't talk

536
00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:17.480
about this shit. But I have
a feeling and Chris, I know,

537
00:37:17.559 --> 00:37:22.280
and y'all have a feeling that that's
not how it's gonna go down. It's

538
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:25.079
not gonna go down that way,
and it it's gonna like juicy shit's gonna

539
00:37:25.079 --> 00:37:29.800
come out again, and like what
enough time passes by, they're gonna talk

540
00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:31.800
about again at it? Yeah,
I mean probably, like I don't know,

541
00:37:31.960 --> 00:37:35.519
Like I mean, I feel bad
about it for the people. So

542
00:37:35.880 --> 00:37:37.639
it sucks, like it's like a
lot of sure, a lot of shit

543
00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:42.199
that's out there that really shouldn't be
a lot of uh, I don't know,

544
00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:45.360
man, that that sucks. It's
got to be a really bleak mood.

545
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:49.519
And I feel for them, but
it's like, you know, it's

546
00:37:49.559 --> 00:37:53.039
out there, man, it's it's
it's news and people are gonna be picking

547
00:37:53.079 --> 00:37:57.400
through this shit for a really really
long time. And I think the best

548
00:37:57.440 --> 00:38:02.079
thing that you can do really is
cover the stuff that is actually important,

549
00:38:02.320 --> 00:38:07.079
or cover the stuff that is actually
like newsworthy, instead of doing this whole

550
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:07.920
thing where it's like, Okay,
well we're not going to cover it.

551
00:38:08.000 --> 00:38:10.800
Because what I feel like that leads
to people being like, Okay, well

552
00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:14.159
it's weird that they're not covering it. Let me dig into the stuff myself,

553
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:21.760
and then suddenly people's actual personal information
like passports and stuff is actually it's

554
00:38:21.880 --> 00:38:23.719
that's that stuff's actually going to be
seen by people that don't really need to

555
00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:28.440
see it, you know. I
feel like it's better for them to be

556
00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:32.199
like, hey, let's here's all
the newsworthy. Here's all the newsworthy stuff.

557
00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:37.559
Actually, here's all the newsworthy stuff
from the from the from what from

558
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:42.360
this leak, Here's you know,
the released slight. Here's like the financials

559
00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:46.559
and interesting that details from it.
I look at it. I can't.

560
00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:49.800
I don't know if I here's the
thing. I don't know if I agree

561
00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:54.119
with that, only because just the
people that I think, I'm pretty sure

562
00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:59.679
that less people would know about if
it wouldn't for the outlets, I wouldn't

563
00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:01.320
even know about this shit to be
honest. That's just kind of how things

564
00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:05.159
operate, and that's how people operate
in But that's what I'm saying. That's

565
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:07.960
what I'm saying. It's like they
to cover it, to cover it in

566
00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:10.840
the way that they so specifically No
what I mean what no, holdahan,

567
00:39:12.119 --> 00:39:15.519
because like what I'm saying is,
let's just say, for the sake of

568
00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:20.920
argument, everybody, the biggest news
outlets and whatnot, people that cover games,

569
00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:25.159
they decided not to cover it.
I imagine most people who consume their

570
00:39:25.239 --> 00:39:29.920
content would just not know about it
now. They just would not. It's

571
00:39:29.960 --> 00:39:31.920
in the same vein as like say
that, do you remember when that fucking

572
00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:37.679
Dylan mulvaney bud Light thing where it's
OK, if those fucking pieces of shit

573
00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:40.719
just chose to not even mention that
shit, no, no the fuck she

574
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:44.880
is, like they would do anything, and they never would have came across

575
00:39:44.920 --> 00:39:46.519
it. So it's just one of
those things where it's like I think,

576
00:39:47.079 --> 00:39:52.199
technically, look, man, I
be real, I feel bad, But

577
00:39:52.280 --> 00:39:54.599
at the same time, I'm I'm
more on your side where I'm like,

578
00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:58.400
fuck it's out, people are gonna
talk about it. If this is an

579
00:39:58.440 --> 00:40:01.119
industry too, people want to get
clicks. I get it. So it's

580
00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:04.679
kind of like you kind of have
to deal with that. Unfortunately, you

581
00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:08.519
can't expect everybody to do that noble
thing and not mention it, Like you

582
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:12.000
can't expect that, You just can't. I guess. I guess the thing

583
00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:15.519
for me is that when I because
I didn't really look that deeply into it.

584
00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:16.440
I heard that they got hacked,
but I didn't. Yeah, I

585
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:20.320
don't know, like I didn't care
that much about it. Yeah, we

586
00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:22.719
talked about it a little bit before
all this information came out on Sacred Symbols.

587
00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:27.400
Obvious because it's a big story and
it'll probably be the biggest story next

588
00:40:27.480 --> 00:40:34.000
year or two. But you know, when this happened, and then I

589
00:40:34.039 --> 00:40:35.960
saw that video of Greg Miller being
like, Hey, we're not going to

590
00:40:36.000 --> 00:40:38.880
cover and I was like, well, what that's weird, Like, if

591
00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:42.559
you're not going to cover, just
don't mention it at all, because that

592
00:40:42.679 --> 00:40:45.480
made me like so fucking curious.
Like the second I saw was like,

593
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:46.880
oh, we're not going to cover
this because like this isn't that It's like

594
00:40:46.920 --> 00:40:50.119
okay, no, I have to
see this. I have to see what

595
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:53.760
the good point because they have point
that good point because they covered everything else.

596
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:57.639
That's that's kind of the thing that
comes into into into play with this.

597
00:40:57.719 --> 00:40:59.960
It's like they covered suicide spot,
they covered Xbox, the covered cap

598
00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:01.599
on the covergy T six. What
the fuck is in this leak that they

599
00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:07.440
that is like I have to I
have I'm so curious now because now there's

600
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:13.599
like someps to I guess, I
guess what I understand where you're coming.

601
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:15.920
Let me let me ask, Let
me ask you an honest question. Can

602
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:19.119
I ask an honest question? Kingston? Okay, what's that? Did you

603
00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:21.679
see any of it? Did you
see any of the wolverine footage? I

604
00:41:21.960 --> 00:41:24.000
saw? I saw all of this. I saw all of the information period,

605
00:41:24.320 --> 00:41:28.840
I saw your raising fucking thing.
It's fast part because when I clicked

606
00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:30.400
the link, all of it popped
up like this link to this place,

607
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:36.000
to that place of that place.
And that is a problem is the nature

608
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:39.760
of what it all was, right, Not that it is game information gamers

609
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:43.119
is gameformation. You know that shit
gets leaked all the time, And though

610
00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:47.280
I don't like how often it happens, that's where my stances it happens too

611
00:41:47.400 --> 00:41:52.280
often. That is a problem when
when it would happen like when we'd get

612
00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:54.599
a small look about Halo, like
two thousand and seven, Right, you

613
00:41:54.719 --> 00:42:00.119
get a small leak about something,
right, you wouldn't get person information and

614
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:05.320
dropping you would get like rainy.
You used to get like grainy image shots

615
00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:09.960
or like grainy images word slip.
I remember a very famous I remember a

616
00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:15.599
very famous they're famous to me assumed
my life. No, there's a Halo

617
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:19.840
Reach one in two thousand and nine, and there were screenshots of I think

618
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:22.599
the Night Mission. I don't remember
what the fucking I don't remember what it

619
00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:28.440
was called, but it was like
it had the words tom Morello written over

620
00:42:28.559 --> 00:42:30.840
it in paint, in like Microsoft
paint for some reason, Like I don't

621
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:35.239
know why the fuck, but I
remember that physical So I associate, I

622
00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:42.400
say, Tom Morello with fucking with
Halo Halo Cha forever now, because I

623
00:42:42.440 --> 00:42:45.480
think I think it was to I
think it was to cover certain or just

624
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:49.599
to like distort the image as much
as they can to leak stuff without actually

625
00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:52.840
like getting away who they were or
whatever. But yeah, but that's what

626
00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:55.400
they were before, you know,
that's yeah. Yeah, But in the

627
00:42:55.480 --> 00:43:00.119
modern era, like that's not,
that's not that's not what leaks are Like

628
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:02.920
that full hour of Granda thought was
six footage that leaked earlier this year,

629
00:43:04.039 --> 00:43:07.639
like that's insane. That sucks.
And then there's also the Wolverine gameplay.

630
00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:15.119
Wolvering looks sick. The game looks
insane also, yet it also I'm not

631
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:19.360
seeking it out though it bothers the
hell out of me, by the way.

632
00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:22.280
That like that, like so many
people are like, dude, this

633
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:25.679
looks so fucking unfinished. It's like
you should be killed. Yeah, people,

634
00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:29.280
Lily was saying that. It was
like, why does this Spider Man

635
00:43:29.280 --> 00:43:31.960
look batter is like, honey,
it's not done. It's like it's literally

636
00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:39.039
it's not done yet. It is
finish a lak. It's like, how

637
00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:45.119
do you not Like I don't understand
how the word leak doesn't already come prepackaged

638
00:43:45.159 --> 00:43:49.639
with obviously it's not fucking done because
it's leaked. It's not finished, it's

639
00:43:49.719 --> 00:43:52.639
not ready to be out yet,
Like it's how is it is the weirdest

640
00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:57.800
fucking thing that any The amount of
people that said that about GTA six and

641
00:43:57.840 --> 00:44:00.280
that footage is like astonished. Look, let me let me be let me

642
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:04.880
be clear. Okay, looks horrible. It looks really bad. But also

643
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:07.360
it's the alpha. It's not even
the beta yet, but that was an

644
00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:12.119
alpha bill. How did you think, like, look at okay, no,

645
00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:15.280
no, I understand no, but
I'm not talking about you specifically,

646
00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:17.920
but people, but I'm just like, Okay, that footage looked worse than

647
00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:22.880
g T A five. Now think
about this. Obviously, they're not going

648
00:44:22.960 --> 00:44:27.079
to release a g T A six
that looks worse than g T A five

649
00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:32.280
is wrong, which, for a
second, it's so weird too, because

650
00:44:32.320 --> 00:44:37.519
like it's so interesting to see like
people who have like a solid understanding of

651
00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:39.920
like how the game is industry works, versus people who are very very clearly

652
00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:45.719
layman or are just not really interested
actually, because like so many people were

653
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:49.159
like because I saw that GT six
footage, uh, and I remember thinking

654
00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:52.800
like, damn, a lot of
this is done, Like this looks actually

655
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:57.800
like surprisingly complete for like an alpha
bill, right, And I was like,

656
00:44:57.880 --> 00:45:00.159
wow, this is this could be
fucking cool. And then every everybody

657
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:04.960
else is like this looks fucking this
looks incomplete and not done, and it's

658
00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:07.400
like, yes, that's the whole
point that every game looks like that,

659
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:10.960
by the way, everything do you
think the amazing video game looks like that

660
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:17.679
polished at something first, Like when
they're there's a skeletal world, do you

661
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:22.280
think of like, how could you
possibly think that that is? Do you

662
00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:27.440
think people? Dude, people don't
know how people put people fucking planks and

663
00:45:27.480 --> 00:45:30.960
ship and like looks like you do
not. People do not know how games

664
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:38.840
are made at all. They really
they do anything building anything, crazy thing.

665
00:45:39.840 --> 00:45:44.199
These people haven't built anything, Derek, you think the people are building?

666
00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:50.239
That is very absolutely true. They've
never built. It's just it's just

667
00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:53.519
insane hearing people talk about It's like, like, what are you like,

668
00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:59.719
it's not done? Like it's what
that's this cake is this cake is just

669
00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:06.280
it's like yes, because that's how
the cake starts off as mix and eggs

670
00:46:06.360 --> 00:46:10.719
and milk and make it. It
makes me, It saddens me. It

671
00:46:10.880 --> 00:46:15.679
makes me lose, Like I say
when I say things like this, because

672
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:19.760
I always feel like I've already lost
all hope in humanity when there's really horrible,

673
00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:23.480
horrific events happened. But then I'll
go around and then I'll like say,

674
00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:28.079
for example, actually literally today this
morning, I was dropping Jojo off

675
00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:31.320
and there was a husky in the
in the middle of the street and so

676
00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:35.760
I dropped her off, I pulled, I parked, I got, I

677
00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:39.079
followed the husky up to the adjacent
building. Me and this lady we called

678
00:46:39.119 --> 00:46:42.480
the animal control. We got it, you know, we got it all.

679
00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:45.159
And it was just like it was
a great moment of like the like

680
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:49.800
me and two other people coming together
and helping this dog that clearly got out

681
00:46:50.400 --> 00:46:53.480
and stuff. And it just like
made me feel good about people in humanity.

682
00:46:53.960 --> 00:46:57.239
And then I think about shit like
this again, and I'm like,

683
00:46:57.400 --> 00:47:00.599
fuck, like what people if they
brought that dog? What if they take

684
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:02.599
that dog in the back of the
van and just kicked it to death?

685
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:07.079
Just what if some guy was like, oh, thanks, you found my

686
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:10.159
dog and he picks it up at
the belly and it takes a huge bite

687
00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:17.760
out of it takes a huge you
guys, it just starts crying. It

688
00:47:17.960 --> 00:47:22.280
starts crying. Video of that woman, of that woman who threw her dog

689
00:47:22.360 --> 00:47:28.880
at someone. Yeah, no,
she was like high on drugs. She's

690
00:47:28.920 --> 00:47:34.800
like crack and methd like every single
thing at once, and she just threw

691
00:47:34.880 --> 00:47:37.559
her away from because like he's like, hey, yo, And I think

692
00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:40.880
that I think that guy has the
dog now. I think he kept the

693
00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:45.599
dog. He kept a dog,
which is hilarious. It's a hilarious way

694
00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:50.400
to get a dog. Yeah,
hell yeah it is. I'm actually gonna

695
00:47:50.440 --> 00:47:52.880
check up on that, answering that
question. How did you get this?

696
00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:53.960
How did you When did you get
this dog? It's like, oh,

697
00:47:54.039 --> 00:48:00.159
some some drug addict threw this literally
threw this dog at me. Uh so

698
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:04.039
now I have it. Made it
funny, made it funny. This is

699
00:48:04.119 --> 00:48:06.639
not funny, but it is funny. At the same time, when she's

700
00:48:06.679 --> 00:48:09.039
like on a swing the dog after
the dog is just suspended in the air,

701
00:48:09.159 --> 00:48:14.599
just dangling, and it's just a
little puppy just dangling, and it's

702
00:48:14.679 --> 00:48:19.000
just like, I don't know why
I'm here. I really was created to

703
00:48:19.079 --> 00:48:22.159
make people happy. I don't want
to do this. There's something about people

704
00:48:22.199 --> 00:48:25.840
that they just like, I'm taking
this dog now. People who uh,

705
00:48:28.639 --> 00:48:31.719
people who just treat animals like that
really pissed me off. I don't know,

706
00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:39.280
you could beat up. I could
watch videos of people beating each other

707
00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:44.199
up all day, like all day. I can watch those videos and people

708
00:48:44.280 --> 00:48:47.599
fighting each other on the train tracks
or whatever, and that's fine, but

709
00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:51.159
like, I don't know, man, you hit a dog and it like

710
00:48:51.239 --> 00:48:54.679
it really enrages me. Oh,
it's it's on man, it's it's it's

711
00:48:54.719 --> 00:49:00.599
one of those things. It's that's
when I've seen humans on the same street

712
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:05.320
that Jojo works on. She works
in a shady neighborhood, in a hospital.

713
00:49:06.159 --> 00:49:13.239
I've seen it in horrible, horrific
conditions. I see a dog that's

714
00:49:13.280 --> 00:49:16.800
a little confused, and I immediately
rush and spring into action. That is

715
00:49:16.920 --> 00:49:22.360
the difference between like I am not
helping the confuse homeless person that I'm like,

716
00:49:22.440 --> 00:49:24.679
yeah, I get fuck out of
you. You're full of stink here.

717
00:49:24.760 --> 00:49:28.360
I don't want to. I'm not
gonna touch you. But the dog,

718
00:49:28.440 --> 00:49:30.199
it's dishoveled, it has some looks
like has it looks like it has

719
00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:34.599
pain on it or something. The
dog has like purple pain on it somehow,

720
00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:37.840
I don't know where. It had
a scarf and a collar that looks

721
00:49:37.880 --> 00:49:39.800
like it had been torn a little
bit, so maybe it had a tag

722
00:49:39.880 --> 00:49:44.159
on it before. And I'm like, I have shit to do, but

723
00:49:44.239 --> 00:49:46.119
I'm gonna stay with this dog till
we get this sorted out. I ain't

724
00:49:46.159 --> 00:49:50.280
doing that for person unless they're like
shot or something. Like I gonna see

725
00:49:50.280 --> 00:49:52.199
someone who's like bleeding. Then maybe
I'll be oh, fuck, what can

726
00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:58.920
I do beyond that? If you're
just like a human that passed out,

727
00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:04.039
I might not even stop. I
might just walk over them be like,

728
00:50:04.400 --> 00:50:06.960
oh, well, you know,
they'll be I'm sure they'll be fine.

729
00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:09.599
It's it's it's kind of fucked up. But hey, what do you like?

730
00:50:10.079 --> 00:50:15.079
Yeah, yeah, it's a kid. I saw a dude pass out

731
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:20.199
in the middle of the street in
la and in South Central and dudes and

732
00:50:20.440 --> 00:50:22.199
I thought they were gonna help him
up. Instead, they just robbed him.

733
00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:28.719
They just they just witnessed pockets and
then they left. Californians though Californians

734
00:50:29.639 --> 00:50:32.840
New Yorkers are like this, right, don't inconvenience me, and I won't

735
00:50:32.880 --> 00:50:37.800
fuck with you. But there's always
like we have a weird nature of like

736
00:50:37.559 --> 00:50:40.639
we'll curse at you, we'll attack
each other. Once someone gets hurt,

737
00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:46.719
they'll care like I Like, I
know people that were like serious drug dealers,

738
00:50:47.280 --> 00:50:51.559
Like when a car skirt stage ducked
down, they grabbed their hip,

739
00:50:51.880 --> 00:50:53.840
you know what they're about to do
like like that. But then when my

740
00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:58.719
grandmother would be coming home with the
fucking groceries, they would drop what they

741
00:50:58.800 --> 00:51:01.039
were doing, and they would help
my grandmother with the groceries up the stairs,

742
00:51:01.880 --> 00:51:05.199
or when I was little crossing the
street, they will cross the street

743
00:51:05.239 --> 00:51:07.719
with me. And I think that's
a New York culture thing because CALLI,

744
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:14.840
I never like that happened. Like
I know people that have people have other

745
00:51:14.920 --> 00:51:20.280
homies as parents over here, and
I'm just like, what the fuck old

746
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:23.800
people? They treat old people specifically
really well in New York. I've just

747
00:51:23.960 --> 00:51:25.920
noticed. And I don't know if
it's just like the neighborhood, you know,

748
00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:30.440
like I've known you're just a normal
person. But if you're but if

749
00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:34.480
you're just a normal like if it's
just you kingson, like they're not helping

750
00:51:34.559 --> 00:51:36.800
you. And if they do help
you, they'll like make fun of you.

751
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:39.760
Probably they'll they'll be like, no, they're not exactly. It depends

752
00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:42.440
on where you are, depends on
what you are, dependings if you know

753
00:51:42.480 --> 00:51:45.519
anybody. If you like trip on
the ground, If you trip on the

754
00:51:45.559 --> 00:51:49.719
ground and you have a hard time
getting up, somebody will somebody will pick

755
00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:52.440
you up and they'll be like the
fuck you thinking, idiot, or like

756
00:51:52.519 --> 00:51:54.840
what the fuck are you doing?
You're okay, Like what are you doing?

757
00:51:54.880 --> 00:51:59.239
Man like, why are you here
like this? You fucking like like

758
00:51:59.760 --> 00:52:02.679
that. They'll like they'll help you
while they harass you. It's it's fucking

759
00:52:02.719 --> 00:52:06.760
fat, I've seen It'll pay for
a cab, they get you to your

760
00:52:06.760 --> 00:52:08.320
house, and they'll be in salty
the whole time. You're like, yeah,

761
00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:12.880
I'm having an episode. Oh my
god. Do you remember that story

762
00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:15.679
from like a couple Like I think
it was like maybe like a maybe like

763
00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:19.280
exactly a month ago, probably not, probably no longer than that of that

764
00:52:19.519 --> 00:52:23.400
guy who came to New York and
he made a TikTok about how like he

765
00:52:24.400 --> 00:52:30.199
he ordered a scoop bagel. Did
you see this? Oh, I heard

766
00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:38.039
about the school bagel school exactly so, so scoop bagel is a bagel,

767
00:52:38.239 --> 00:52:42.719
but they scoop all of the bagel, the bread out of it, so

768
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:45.360
it's just the shell of the bagel, and then you get it filled with

769
00:52:45.559 --> 00:52:49.280
like I don't know, cream,
cheese or or something else, like I

770
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:52.320
don't know, I I don't I
don't get it. I've never had one.

771
00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:53.760
It's definitely not a New York thing. I think it's more like a

772
00:52:53.800 --> 00:52:58.079
West Coast or like everywhere else thing. I've never experienced that New York ever.

773
00:52:58.599 --> 00:53:04.519
But but so this guy ordered a
scoop bagel and the guy told him,

774
00:53:04.559 --> 00:53:06.480
get the fuck out of here.
We don't do that, Like,

775
00:53:06.599 --> 00:53:08.480
what are you talking about, We're
not gonna scoop your bagel aut And he

776
00:53:08.559 --> 00:53:12.480
made a TikTok about it. He
was like, so it was. It

777
00:53:12.559 --> 00:53:14.880
was something about like, never order
a scoop bagel in New York. I

778
00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:16.639
just I just tried, and they
said get the fuck out of here.

779
00:53:17.320 --> 00:53:22.400
And someone it went so viral that
somebody literally got in touch with him,

780
00:53:22.480 --> 00:53:25.039
and it's somebody in New York got
in touch with him. He said,

781
00:53:25.079 --> 00:53:30.519
listen, I will buy you a
first class flight back to wherever you came

782
00:53:30.559 --> 00:53:34.760
from if you get the fuck out
of here. And he did it,

783
00:53:35.239 --> 00:53:38.000
like he actually did. Like the
dude got a free first class flight out

784
00:53:38.039 --> 00:53:42.840
of New York because they just they
didn't They didn't want him there so bad

785
00:53:42.920 --> 00:53:47.519
that they were willing to put him
in an actual luxurious exile to get him

786
00:53:47.519 --> 00:53:50.920
out of there. It's like,
don't you dare order a scoop bagel in

787
00:53:51.000 --> 00:53:53.639
my city. You freak get the
fuck out of your first class flight home.

788
00:53:54.199 --> 00:53:59.039
I love that. That is hilarious
today because that is like, yeah,

789
00:53:59.079 --> 00:54:01.599
I'll take I'll take good care of
you as I exile you to the

790
00:54:01.760 --> 00:54:07.159
far reaches of this fucking country.
That is. That was so fucking that's

791
00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:09.960
awesome. New York is such a
crazy place, dude, Like I like,

792
00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:14.840
like I'm I've lived there, Like
that was like where I find because

793
00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:17.639
I don't consider myself exactly the most
New York person anymore because I left New

794
00:54:17.719 --> 00:54:23.199
York off the city at like thirteen
twelve thirteen, and then I left New

795
00:54:23.280 --> 00:54:28.920
York State like seven years ago,
and the amount of changes every time I

796
00:54:29.039 --> 00:54:31.639
go back is so weird. But
it's the most perplect because it's the most

797
00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:37.920
like everyone's such an asshole, but
at the same time everyone is so there's

798
00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:44.360
like this weird kindredness that you I've
never seen anywhere else, like never even

799
00:54:44.679 --> 00:54:50.559
close anyway maybe on Yeah, So
I do want to talk at least briefly

800
00:54:50.599 --> 00:54:55.599
about this, dude, this this
Hunter Avalance shit is it is pretty wild,

801
00:54:55.840 --> 00:54:58.840
so people can explain to me what
I fuck that is. Really.

802
00:54:59.159 --> 00:55:01.880
Yeah, so we're shifting gears here, pretty dressing, But I really want

803
00:55:01.880 --> 00:55:05.599
to talk about this before we get
into questions because it's it's probably one of

804
00:55:05.599 --> 00:55:09.079
the craziest things I think I've ever
seen that happen in YouTube in general.

805
00:55:09.519 --> 00:55:16.639
So crazy is yeah, yeah,
I struggled to think of something crazier really.

806
00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:22.639
Uh maybe, well that would spoil
it a little bit, but all

807
00:55:22.679 --> 00:55:25.039
right, just lay let me lay
the groundwork a little bit. Hunter Avalone

808
00:55:25.199 --> 00:55:30.079
obviously like a big political commentary guy. He used to be on the conservative

809
00:55:30.119 --> 00:55:32.039
side. He kind of changed a
lot over the years. He's definitely more

810
00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:35.320
like on the on the left leaning
side now. He does a lot of

811
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:38.760
debates with people. He was he
was just on Oh my god, it's

812
00:55:38.840 --> 00:55:43.880
not the cut. But you know
those I don't know those those those shows

813
00:55:43.920 --> 00:55:46.639
where they gather people in a room
to talk about ship and it's I don't,

814
00:55:46.719 --> 00:55:52.760
I don't know what. Yeah,
like those yeah, like like Jubilee

815
00:55:53.400 --> 00:55:59.280
like that. Yeah, yeah,
Middle Grounds something like that. I love

816
00:55:59.320 --> 00:56:01.639
like that Middle Grounds. He was
on one of those, and like he

817
00:56:01.800 --> 00:56:06.280
was, he's arguing. He's a
very left leaning guy now, uh,

818
00:56:06.679 --> 00:56:08.760
and uh, you know he I
remember, I don't. I don't have

819
00:56:08.800 --> 00:56:13.679
a lot of history with Hunter.
I remember kind of I remember, I

820
00:56:13.760 --> 00:56:17.280
remember kind of talking to him a
little bit. I've We've never really been

821
00:56:17.320 --> 00:56:20.519
friends, is what I'm saying,
or like animes or anything like, He's

822
00:56:20.559 --> 00:56:23.280
just some some person who just I
was friendly with him, and even when

823
00:56:23.320 --> 00:56:29.559
he was like a right winged like
Chud, I respected him because he was

824
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:34.159
HERU. He genuinely believed that stuff. At the time. He was extremely

825
00:56:34.800 --> 00:56:37.960
what I would call integral, because
I remember it just real quick. He

826
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:42.719
came out this was probably like twenty
seventeen or some shit, to say that,

827
00:56:43.199 --> 00:56:45.239
letting his audience know that like,
I'm not religious anymore, Like I

828
00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:49.320
just it just doesn't make any sense
to me. Like when he started and

829
00:56:49.360 --> 00:56:52.360
I was like, oh, he's
here's somebody who's not just lying for the

830
00:56:52.400 --> 00:56:53.760
sake of lying and making money.
And I thought, oh, that's weird.

831
00:56:53.800 --> 00:56:57.920
He literally didn't have to say that
to his audience at all. You

832
00:56:57.960 --> 00:57:00.519
could have just been like, I'm
not religious anymore and keeping making conservative content.

833
00:57:01.039 --> 00:57:04.679
But he felt like, I want
to be honest, and so that's

834
00:57:04.840 --> 00:57:07.760
I feel like that started his arc
towards becoming progressive because he started looking at

835
00:57:07.800 --> 00:57:13.800
things in a you know, in
a in an objective way and making sense

836
00:57:13.840 --> 00:57:15.239
of the world. And so I'm
like, oh, it was a mad

837
00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:17.360
respect. Yeah, I mean,
yeah, I've never had a problem with

838
00:57:17.400 --> 00:57:21.000
him or anything, but like he
was in our in our circle. I

839
00:57:21.440 --> 00:57:23.000
feel like I met him in person
at least once. I'm not super sure

840
00:57:23.039 --> 00:57:25.920
about that though, to be honest. But anyway, the point is this

841
00:57:25.960 --> 00:57:30.360
is person somebody that we we kind
of know or somebody that's like we're kind

842
00:57:30.400 --> 00:57:32.639
of familiar with who's in our sphere. And so this guy, he's obviously

843
00:57:32.719 --> 00:57:36.960
gone through a political evolution, he's
changed a lot over the over the last

844
00:57:37.000 --> 00:57:45.960
several years. And I guess he
is in a relationship with somebody and they

845
00:57:45.039 --> 00:57:50.199
were streamer. They were yeah,
some streamer and they were you know,

846
00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:59.719
together, and I guess this streamer's
ex boyfriend came to their apartment with a

847
00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:08.239
fucking gun. And actually, like
I Derek, let me pay that.

848
00:58:09.199 --> 00:58:13.559
I get overwhelmed when I talk about
this because it's so it is so wild,

849
00:58:13.960 --> 00:58:15.360
It is so wild. So I'll
just set up just a little bit

850
00:58:15.400 --> 00:58:20.079
more where so Hunter used to be
married, you know, he got divorced

851
00:58:20.199 --> 00:58:23.239
and stuff. Cool met this new
stream He has a girlfriend, this girl,

852
00:58:23.679 --> 00:58:28.480
the streamer, I don't remember her
name, Hally or something like that

853
00:58:28.880 --> 00:58:31.559
is something like that could be wrong. Had an ex boyfriend for a long

854
00:58:31.719 --> 00:58:38.679
time. This guy has obviously major
mental health issues. He fucking she went

855
00:58:38.760 --> 00:58:42.840
to go stay with Hunter for like
a week. He lived somewhere on the

856
00:58:42.880 --> 00:58:46.239
East coast and they live all the
way on the west coast. That dude

857
00:58:46.480 --> 00:58:54.079
air tagged her luggage to you know
know where he lived. Fucking shows up,

858
00:58:54.880 --> 00:59:00.639
buys a fucking it's crazy, this
is all a problem with control.

859
00:59:01.119 --> 00:59:06.559
Buys a gun with the intent to
murder, somebody easily gets it with no

860
00:59:06.679 --> 00:59:10.559
fucking problem. Right, buys a
shotgun with slugs. Oh, he has

861
00:59:10.639 --> 00:59:16.480
multiple animal but he specifically used slugs
to make sure to kill. Hunter shows

862
00:59:16.519 --> 00:59:21.719
up at the apartment. Fucking there's
a glass door that they have a glass

863
00:59:21.760 --> 00:59:24.880
door whatever the front door. To
get in, he fucking shoots at the

864
00:59:24.920 --> 00:59:29.639
bottom of the door. That chick
happens to be close by the door.

865
00:59:30.000 --> 00:59:35.199
Hunter's already fucking running away. She
gets hit by some of the ricochet right

866
00:59:35.280 --> 00:59:37.280
of the glass. She didn't get
hit by a slug, luckily, because

867
00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:39.599
that probably would have bleur her fucking
leg off. But like, she's already

868
00:59:39.599 --> 00:59:44.800
been injured by some of that shit. So they go upstairs after that and

869
00:59:45.079 --> 00:59:47.639
fucking calling the cops and everything.
The cops show up a few minutes later,

870
00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:52.440
dudes having a hard time getting in. Luckily he didn't just get in

871
00:59:52.199 --> 00:59:55.679
all of a sudden. He's having
a shootout with the fucking cops, injured

872
00:59:55.679 --> 01:00:00.920
a couple of the cops, not
not fatally or anything, just and then

873
01:00:01.079 --> 01:00:06.760
once he realized that he's pretty much
fucked, he just blows his own head

874
01:00:06.800 --> 01:00:14.440
off. Essentially, it's the craziest
and then there's a little bit of footage

875
01:00:14.960 --> 01:00:20.599
that's the thing that like Hunter had
this wherewithal So some people found it controversial

876
01:00:21.079 --> 01:00:22.320
that he was able to pull out
his phone and do this, but I

877
01:00:22.360 --> 01:00:28.519
think that's kind of just the culture
now. People are like, I'm more

878
01:00:28.719 --> 01:00:30.559
like I grew up without my phone, so I'm more a little detached from

879
01:00:30.559 --> 01:00:34.280
it where I don't pull it out
right away, and sometimes I get upset

880
01:00:34.320 --> 01:00:36.440
when I don't because I'm like,
fuck, that would have been awesome footage

881
01:00:36.480 --> 01:00:38.079
to have. But I feel like
a lot of people that are younger,

882
01:00:38.119 --> 01:00:40.199
they're more attached to it, they
can do it a little bit easier.

883
01:00:40.480 --> 01:00:44.880
So I don't think it was kind
of like natural, something crazy is happening,

884
01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:47.000
and he wanted a document. Obviously, I guess his last moments he

885
01:00:47.119 --> 01:00:55.320
thought. So you can see there's
footage you see them on the balcony and

886
01:00:55.400 --> 01:01:00.360
then you just hear the cops giving
orders and then just a bunch of shots

887
01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:06.199
ringing out, and it's like,
it's fucking chilling to like know this person

888
01:01:06.400 --> 01:01:08.079
to be kind of somewhat, you
know, a few degrees removed from this.

889
01:01:08.239 --> 01:01:10.880
You're like, dude, I know
this fucking guy. This guy was

890
01:01:12.159 --> 01:01:15.880
this close and inches away from death. That shot was intended for a Hunter.

891
01:01:16.079 --> 01:01:22.760
He legitimately wanted to kill him.
He that guy the X was like

892
01:01:22.119 --> 01:01:30.000
really disappointed that he hurt the girl
because he just wanted to kill Hunter.

893
01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:34.679
And it's just like the crazy because
you know, there's been some instances.

894
01:01:34.719 --> 01:01:37.679
There's there's that one chick she got
shot at like a meet and greet or

895
01:01:37.719 --> 01:01:44.320
something. She got killed at that
up. Yeah, but that was like

896
01:01:44.719 --> 01:01:47.000
that was like twenty ten, like
fucking lunch. Yeah, it was ago.

897
01:01:47.800 --> 01:01:51.360
It was a while ago, and
that was that was fucked up.

898
01:01:51.400 --> 01:01:52.840
But it was very similar to what
happened to Dimebag Daryl, you know,

899
01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:58.119
the guitarist of a of a Pantera, Like where a guy came to the

900
01:01:58.159 --> 01:02:00.440
show in two thousand and four and
just shot him. And it's like,

901
01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:05.920
there's some just insane people just doing
this ship. This was such a meticulously

902
01:02:06.199 --> 01:02:09.920
planned thing, like where it's like
okay, air tags and all this and

903
01:02:10.039 --> 01:02:15.000
flew all the way over whatever.
The fucking just got all this stuff together.

904
01:02:15.079 --> 01:02:19.719
He planned things out and like to
it's it's so fucking crazy that I'm

905
01:02:19.760 --> 01:02:22.480
like, yo, uh when it
comes to doc seeing and all this shit,

906
01:02:22.599 --> 01:02:25.920
man, Like it's like everybody's gonna
take this shit way more seriously now

907
01:02:27.960 --> 01:02:31.920
when you like so it makes you
think about Jack's films, like where how

908
01:02:32.039 --> 01:02:36.719
fucked up a situation could be because
one of her simps could have been that

909
01:02:36.920 --> 01:02:42.800
crazy easily. Like it's just like
it's crazy, man, Yeah, it's

910
01:02:44.320 --> 01:02:46.119
it's it's it's fucking honestly, like
some of the crazy. Yeah. I

911
01:02:46.119 --> 01:02:51.840
saw people having a problem with him
recording, but it's like, I don't

912
01:02:51.880 --> 01:02:57.760
know, man, what do you
fucking especially you're already you're talking to the

913
01:02:57.800 --> 01:03:00.559
police. You're already talking to the
police. You're you know, you've done

914
01:03:00.599 --> 01:03:06.079
what you have to do. You're
definitely not gonna run back in there to

915
01:03:06.199 --> 01:03:09.199
get like a weapon when you could
just you know, stay where you are,

916
01:03:09.719 --> 01:03:12.559
or like if he gets in there, you can just run away,

917
01:03:13.159 --> 01:03:15.800
you know, like there's there's a
number of things that you could do.

918
01:03:16.280 --> 01:03:19.039
I don't know, man, I
feel like a lot of people think that

919
01:03:19.039 --> 01:03:21.119
they would handle that situation better,
but the reality is, like a lot

920
01:03:21.159 --> 01:03:25.679
of those people probably just be dead. Those people understand fucking stupid. The

921
01:03:25.840 --> 01:03:30.159
ones they like, they would have
pissed their fucking pants and then they would

922
01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:34.840
have gotten themselves killed. Like the
amount of people people that like, not

923
01:03:35.119 --> 01:03:39.599
just not just the trolls in the
comments section that hate Hunter because he's progressive

924
01:03:39.679 --> 01:03:45.039
now, but like people that I
know that Like, I don't know them

925
01:03:45.079 --> 01:03:47.519
personally, but I've seen them around. I've seen some people like, oh

926
01:03:47.760 --> 01:03:52.039
they're there. They were saying.
She's like, oh, you used her

927
01:03:52.119 --> 01:03:55.599
as a human shield. You did
all they like doing. Some of the

928
01:03:55.760 --> 01:04:00.000
craziest somebody started to go fund me
for a Hunter because he wants to move,

929
01:04:00.639 --> 01:04:04.360
Like he wants to obviously move because
his place has been compromised and there

930
01:04:04.440 --> 01:04:10.679
was a dead fucking body is in
his front fucking like, obviously you would

931
01:04:10.679 --> 01:04:14.239
want to remove yourself from that apartment. So somebody started to GoFundMe for him

932
01:04:14.280 --> 01:04:17.599
and like, oh, how fucking
like people were giving him shit for I'm

933
01:04:17.679 --> 01:04:21.719
like, this is we're in a
We're in an era so weird. That

934
01:04:21.960 --> 01:04:28.559
is so bizarre, That is so
fucking fake that to give somebody ship like

935
01:04:28.639 --> 01:04:34.440
this, This dude almost got fucking
Swiss cheese, and they're making excuses and

936
01:04:34.639 --> 01:04:38.960
trying to hate on it. And
I'm like, bro, if anybody though,

937
01:04:39.039 --> 01:04:42.000
if any like say, if it
happened to them or anyone in their

938
01:04:42.079 --> 01:04:44.280
family, it's like, would you
do the same thing, would you keep

939
01:04:44.320 --> 01:04:45.840
the same fucking energy, You'd be
like, oh, how could you use

940
01:04:45.920 --> 01:04:49.199
so and so was a fucking meat
shield. Oh man, you're trying to

941
01:04:49.280 --> 01:04:53.519
raise money so you can fucking move. You're a fucking grifter. I'm like,

942
01:04:54.079 --> 01:04:56.599
I don't even know. I didn't
say anything because it's just it's just

943
01:04:56.639 --> 01:04:59.360
too much. I was just like, yeah, yeah, people people don't

944
01:04:59.360 --> 01:05:00.840
know what words mean anymore. And
also just like I don't know, people

945
01:05:00.840 --> 01:05:05.639
are just weirdly detached. I think
it's just the Internet where it's like,

946
01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:09.519
oh, I don't know anybody in
person, so like I don't know what

947
01:05:09.599 --> 01:05:13.800
it's. I don't know what being
a human being is like, it's fucking

948
01:05:14.199 --> 01:05:15.480
yeah, I don't know that.
That was one of the craziest things I

949
01:05:15.519 --> 01:05:18.719
think I've ever met. I remember
that shit was some shit that was a

950
01:05:19.159 --> 01:05:21.199
throw ride, bro. I was
not ready to hear any of that swer.

951
01:05:21.280 --> 01:05:28.199
I was like, what in darnation? Well and retarnations Yeah, And

952
01:05:28.280 --> 01:05:32.039
as of right now, they seem
to be handling it almost and uh.

953
01:05:32.280 --> 01:05:39.360
Hunter released a video a few days
ago of recording this, and he seemed

954
01:05:40.360 --> 01:05:43.280
now. He also mentioned in the
video that like he was even kind of

955
01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:48.559
surprised himself that how well he's kind
of handling it in a way that it's

956
01:05:48.639 --> 01:05:50.960
one of those things that, oh, maybe it'll hit him harder later,

957
01:05:51.239 --> 01:05:57.840
or this might be it. Because
I've had traumatic events happen in my life,

958
01:05:58.239 --> 01:06:00.679
and I've also thought that, like, I'm not as bothered as I

959
01:06:00.800 --> 01:06:05.920
thought I would be, or even
in situations where I was threatened that gunpoint

960
01:06:05.960 --> 01:06:12.679
at one time, and the only
thing that bothered me was how far I

961
01:06:12.880 --> 01:06:15.119
was away from the person it was. This. I think I mentioned this

962
01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:19.039
before because I think I remember saying
that it was this chick that went to

963
01:06:19.079 --> 01:06:24.840
ASU and her mom pulled up that
looked like Drew Carrey like her mom legitimately

964
01:06:24.920 --> 01:06:29.960
looked like Drew carry this fucking bowl, fucking flat top haircut. H well,

965
01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:31.679
I guess redneck Drew Cary because she
had cut off sleeves, but she

966
01:06:31.760 --> 01:06:35.079
had this giant fucking hand cannon.
And I'm like, oh, I'm too

967
01:06:35.239 --> 01:06:40.679
far away to even have a chance
to do anything. I'm just And then

968
01:06:40.760 --> 01:06:43.199
that was the only thing that truly
bothered me, because I felt like,

969
01:06:43.199 --> 01:06:46.039
if we were point blank or something, I'm like, I'll fucking rest I'll

970
01:06:46.159 --> 01:06:50.880
kill this bitch. I'll fucking I
will in this bitch for even daring to

971
01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:55.760
try to threaten me. But I
was probably like ten feet plus away from

972
01:06:55.800 --> 01:06:58.320
her, So I'm like, I'm
fuck, you're that far away, You're

973
01:06:58.320 --> 01:07:00.119
fucked. If you move in any
if you move to eat your fucked.

974
01:07:00.639 --> 01:07:03.440
So then after that you can't move
fast and they can react to shoot you.

975
01:07:03.559 --> 01:07:06.000
Yeah, you can't do shit.
So I was just like, that's

976
01:07:06.039 --> 01:07:09.360
the only thing that bothered me in
that situation when I thought it, Like

977
01:07:09.360 --> 01:07:11.360
when I think about it, I
was like, a stupid bitch, but

978
01:07:11.440 --> 01:07:16.079
then not really dealing with I could
have easily have been killed. I easily

979
01:07:16.119 --> 01:07:19.719
could have been shot off I said
the wrong thing if I reacted in any

980
01:07:19.760 --> 01:07:23.280
different way. And I'm not even
trying to compare it to his situation.

981
01:07:23.400 --> 01:07:29.480
His situation is way more fucked infinitely
more like the motherfucker actually more let go

982
01:07:29.599 --> 01:07:33.559
a slug chick got hit blood everywhere, Like it's just like but the fact

983
01:07:33.599 --> 01:07:39.039
that he's handling it and her seemed
to be handling it in a way that

984
01:07:39.119 --> 01:07:43.000
it's like, Wow, the human
mind is fucking insane. Oh it could

985
01:07:43.039 --> 01:07:46.239
do that sometimes where it's like,
well that happened. I mean, honestly

986
01:07:46.320 --> 01:07:49.239
that when I heard about all when
I heard about all this happening, the

987
01:07:49.320 --> 01:07:54.320
first thought that I had was that
if I were in a situation like that

988
01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:59.400
and it unfolded the same way,
I'd be like, I'd probably feel pretty,

989
01:08:00.000 --> 01:08:03.000
I'd probably feel pretty like, oh, all right, well that guy's

990
01:08:03.039 --> 01:08:04.880
gone, you know what I mean, Like that's not gonna be a you

991
01:08:04.920 --> 01:08:08.840
know what I mean, Like I
don't mean to I don't mean to be

992
01:08:08.920 --> 01:08:14.039
crash about it, but like I'm
not, I mean, think about it,

993
01:08:14.119 --> 01:08:17.000
think about it statistically. Think about
it statistically, What what is the

994
01:08:17.199 --> 01:08:21.920
likelihood that anyone what's the likelihood that
anyone is going to try and seek you

995
01:08:21.960 --> 01:08:26.319
out to kill you, you know
what I mean? Right, probably like

996
01:08:26.600 --> 01:08:31.479
very that's probably low and like by
by default, so to know that not

997
01:08:31.640 --> 01:08:38.279
only did somebody try to kill you, but they're fucking dead that I don't

998
01:08:38.279 --> 01:08:41.119
know, that's gotta it's kind of
bring with it. That's got to bring

999
01:08:41.199 --> 01:08:43.479
with it some level of comfort where
it's like, well, how likely is

1000
01:08:43.520 --> 01:08:46.399
this to happen again? What are
the odds of this? How unlucky though

1001
01:08:46.520 --> 01:08:51.159
to think about that, because it's
not like it's not like fucking like the

1002
01:08:51.279 --> 01:08:55.600
only reason that guy wanted to kill
hunters because he started dating his ex.

1003
01:08:55.760 --> 01:08:59.760
That like, how unlucky is that? Like it could have been anyone else

1004
01:09:00.199 --> 01:09:03.800
and then they happen to bond,
and so by that fact, that guy's

1005
01:09:03.840 --> 01:09:12.079
like, I gotta kill you,
and I gotta say and I gotta look

1006
01:09:12.079 --> 01:09:15.720
at I feel fucked up saying this. I'm be honest, but this is

1007
01:09:15.840 --> 01:09:19.640
something that like this is not this
specific reason because this is such a wild

1008
01:09:19.760 --> 01:09:24.960
card. But I'm like, I
don't want to date fame. I never

1009
01:09:25.079 --> 01:09:29.960
I never wanted to date. Like
the people that are like have a large

1010
01:09:30.079 --> 01:09:38.039
following, especially pretty streamers, because
the they have unfortunately they have those fucking

1011
01:09:38.159 --> 01:09:43.600
crazy ass fans. Even Oh my
god, I don't want to say her

1012
01:09:43.640 --> 01:09:48.399
name. I guess it's just but
someone that we know closely. She had

1013
01:09:48.640 --> 01:09:54.680
a a guy that was like,
oh, we're in a relationship together,

1014
01:09:56.399 --> 01:10:01.840
and even flew to her country like
to to like, oh, hey I'm

1015
01:10:01.920 --> 01:10:05.600
here. Kind of a thing she
had like a crazy stalker situation, and

1016
01:10:06.239 --> 01:10:09.039
I just don't I just don't want
to, like mention the name. I

1017
01:10:09.079 --> 01:10:12.359
mean I can talk about it,
of course, but yeah, it's just

1018
01:10:13.199 --> 01:10:15.319
yeah, I just don't want to, like, I just want to,

1019
01:10:15.399 --> 01:10:17.359
Yeah, I don't want to put
her business out there like be like,

1020
01:10:17.399 --> 01:10:20.640
oh this is you know that because
I don't know if she told everybody or

1021
01:10:20.680 --> 01:10:23.840
not. I really don't know.
But it's just one of those things that

1022
01:10:24.039 --> 01:10:26.199
like, well she actually knows.
She didn't make avde about it, but

1023
01:10:26.520 --> 01:10:32.560
the point being that how it's way
too common, like the crazies that did

1024
01:10:32.640 --> 01:10:35.760
you guys see that guy he went
viral. He was a crypto bro.

1025
01:10:36.800 --> 01:10:43.800
He uh, he made his money
in crypto and he gave Tamras thousands of

1026
01:10:43.880 --> 01:10:51.000
dollars to not amoranth This is uh. I think she was just specifically an

1027
01:10:51.039 --> 01:10:55.680
OnlyFans content creator. I don't think
she was a streamer. This was some

1028
01:10:55.880 --> 01:10:59.399
chick. I think she's black,
like light skin or something. She had

1029
01:10:59.439 --> 01:11:01.640
a she's name, her name's like
something of it. I'm like, that's

1030
01:11:01.680 --> 01:11:04.800
not your real name. It's like
somebody it's like a celebrity already exists or

1031
01:11:04.840 --> 01:11:09.319
something. I wish I remembered it. But there's this bald guy with a

1032
01:11:09.399 --> 01:11:15.560
big fucking beard, and this happened
very recently that he he was so obsessed

1033
01:11:15.279 --> 01:11:20.920
she leaked all of his text messages
and it's the saddest, simpiest shit ever,

1034
01:11:21.359 --> 01:11:26.119
basically being like I will give you
five crypto like basically one hundreds of

1035
01:11:26.159 --> 01:11:30.119
thousand of dollars if you just respond
with me with one word. I'm so

1036
01:11:30.279 --> 01:11:33.079
obsessed with you. I cannot live
without you. It was the most pathetic

1037
01:11:33.159 --> 01:11:36.239
thing you would ever see. And
all I was thinking is like, someone

1038
01:11:36.279 --> 01:11:41.800
needs to message that girl and tell
her go and hiding. Fucking Now.

1039
01:11:42.479 --> 01:11:47.760
That guy has millions of dollars and
he's very he already ran in quote unquote

1040
01:11:47.840 --> 01:11:53.920
ran into her in public, and
he had those weird Google glass things with

1041
01:11:54.000 --> 01:11:56.560
the camera and shit, so who
God knows, you know, like what

1042
01:11:56.680 --> 01:12:00.279
footage he has and scan you know, who fucking knows. But it's just

1043
01:12:00.680 --> 01:12:02.319
I wish I remember the name so
I could easily have you guys pull it

1044
01:12:02.399 --> 01:12:05.520
up. But I feel like there's
enough information to go off of people are

1045
01:12:05.520 --> 01:12:09.520
listening that if you if you don't
know about this situation, you'd be like,

1046
01:12:09.560 --> 01:12:12.159
oh, yeah, I can find
it. But it's crazy. You

1047
01:12:12.920 --> 01:12:16.600
read the text messages if you get
a chance, because it's the craziest,

1048
01:12:17.680 --> 01:12:23.039
most pathetic ship you'll ever read in
your life. I don't know if I've

1049
01:12:23.039 --> 01:12:26.560
ever seen simping to that level before. And that's saying a lot, because

1050
01:12:28.119 --> 01:12:30.399
you know, when you work on
the internet, you run into this ship

1051
01:12:30.439 --> 01:12:35.680
every once in a while. It
makes me really it's just like that's just

1052
01:12:38.119 --> 01:12:41.840
that's just mental health. That's just
people just being mentally mental health. Hunter

1053
01:12:41.960 --> 01:12:50.000
made actually Hunter empathized with that guy. Actually he humanized him after the whole

1054
01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:57.239
ordeal and was like thinking about like
apparently he he tried to actually get help,

1055
01:12:57.880 --> 01:13:00.680
and the people that he reached out
to, the the professionals or something,

1056
01:13:01.000 --> 01:13:03.159
didn't get back to him in time, so we actually didn't get any

1057
01:13:03.199 --> 01:13:09.399
help, and which is obviously this
whole situation probably could have been avoided if

1058
01:13:10.039 --> 01:13:13.920
this system, if our system a
you know, obviously our health care system

1059
01:13:14.039 --> 01:13:18.600
was set up for people to succeed
and to be actually treated. And it's

1060
01:13:18.680 --> 01:13:23.319
it's a it's a fucking it's a
it's a completely fucking joke, especially like

1061
01:13:25.319 --> 01:13:28.159
it was a young man of color. D. I had the dog,

1062
01:13:30.000 --> 01:13:34.680
I got prescribed. Fucking uh,
what is it adderall for the eighty eight

1063
01:13:34.760 --> 01:13:38.560
D and I still have not.
I still have not. I've only so

1064
01:13:38.880 --> 01:13:42.720
I've been to like eight different pharmacies. I think I've told the story.

1065
01:13:42.920 --> 01:13:45.279
Did I tell the story on the
podcast already? I don't remember. If

1066
01:13:45.319 --> 01:13:46.239
I think I might have told you, I don't remember one of you I

1067
01:13:46.399 --> 01:13:50.840
remember. So, like basically,
they can't pharmacies can't tell you if they

1068
01:13:50.880 --> 01:13:54.880
have adderall, Like if you call
and ask them, they can't tell you,

1069
01:13:56.000 --> 01:13:58.600
like they I don't know why.
I think it's I think the idea

1070
01:13:58.680 --> 01:14:00.600
is like, oh, well,
they get robbed if they just give that

1071
01:14:00.680 --> 01:14:03.399
information out in the open, right, So they will not tell you.

1072
01:14:03.520 --> 01:14:09.079
You have to have a prescription for
that filed with that pharmacy for them to

1073
01:14:09.159 --> 01:14:11.680
even tell you if they have it
or not. So you have to basically

1074
01:14:11.960 --> 01:14:15.000
get on the phone with your provider
tell them to send a prescription to this

1075
01:14:15.159 --> 01:14:18.119
pharmacy, and then you have to
wait for however long that takes, and

1076
01:14:18.199 --> 01:14:20.600
then you'll get the message okay,
okay, they have it, and then

1077
01:14:20.640 --> 01:14:25.079
you can call and then you can
ask. But then sometimes they won't even

1078
01:14:25.119 --> 01:14:27.600
tell you over the phone. Sometimes
you have to go in person and then

1079
01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:30.960
be like, hey, I have
a prescription for this, and even though

1080
01:14:30.000 --> 01:14:33.159
they take the prescription, they'll be
like, oh, well, we don't

1081
01:14:33.159 --> 01:14:36.079
carry that medicine here. And so
I've had to do that about like eight

1082
01:14:36.159 --> 01:14:41.479
different times, and even to the
point where it's like I went back to

1083
01:14:41.520 --> 01:14:45.479
the original pharmacy that I went the
first time and got it, and they

1084
01:14:45.600 --> 01:14:47.399
send out these automatic texts that say
like Okay, hey, your prescription is

1085
01:14:47.439 --> 01:14:53.199
being filled, right or hey we're
at a stock. I'll get that message

1086
01:14:53.199 --> 01:14:55.640
a lot, and then like one
day I remember getting hey, your prescription

1087
01:14:55.800 --> 01:14:58.199
is being filled, and I was
like, okay, cool, So I

1088
01:14:58.319 --> 01:15:00.720
book it over there to the pharmacy
the second I get that text, and

1089
01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:06.600
then they tell me, oh,
we don't actually carry this medication. So

1090
01:15:08.640 --> 01:15:12.720
the entire system is really fucked with
this stuff, because I guarantee you the

1091
01:15:12.800 --> 01:15:15.920
only reason this stuff is being stolen
in the first place is because it's hard

1092
01:15:15.960 --> 01:15:19.000
for the it's hard to fucking attain. If you could just buy this ship,

1093
01:15:19.159 --> 01:15:26.359
I don't think people would have a
fucking sorry, that's dude, It's

1094
01:15:26.720 --> 01:15:30.439
ridiculous. I've the only the only
adderall that I've been able to get,

1095
01:15:30.560 --> 01:15:31.800
or like, the only medicine that
I've able to get is from like friends

1096
01:15:31.840 --> 01:15:39.640
of mine, like giving it to
me completely fucking illegally, because I've done

1097
01:15:39.640 --> 01:15:44.479
everything. I look, I've done
everything correct for like the last for like

1098
01:15:44.560 --> 01:15:46.199
the last year, I've been trying
to figure the ship out, and it's

1099
01:15:46.199 --> 01:15:48.159
still like a really fuck situation.
So like, yeah, I mean,

1100
01:15:48.560 --> 01:15:53.039
granted, you know, my shit's
a lot less, like not as high

1101
01:15:53.079 --> 01:15:55.359
stakes as this is. This whatever
the fuck's going on with this guy,

1102
01:15:55.760 --> 01:15:59.119
but like the mental health the mental
health system is really fucked Like it's not

1103
01:15:59.279 --> 01:16:01.840
it's not a good system at all. The healthcare system's really fucking backwards and

1104
01:16:01.920 --> 01:16:06.039
completely fucked up. Middlemen really fuck
everything up. So I mean, I

1105
01:16:06.239 --> 01:16:12.239
I appreciate the fact that he can
empathize I I probably I understand on some

1106
01:16:12.399 --> 01:16:14.720
level, but at the same time, I can't pretend like I wouldn't be

1107
01:16:14.800 --> 01:16:19.439
like, I can't I can't pretend
like I wouldn't be like astoundingly relieved that

1108
01:16:19.479 --> 01:16:25.479
that guy is fucking gone. Issues. Bro, I sold the issues.

1109
01:16:25.600 --> 01:16:30.359
I'm fine now perfect. Finally I
sold all that I was. I was

1110
01:16:30.439 --> 01:16:33.159
wilding for a bit, I was
bugging for a little while when I got

1111
01:16:33.560 --> 01:16:36.399
balanced myself out. Bro, Yeah, I'm sure I feel like you're I

1112
01:16:36.479 --> 01:16:41.199
feel like you're gonna snap when you're
like fifty. I think I'm gonna snap.

1113
01:16:41.279 --> 01:16:43.520
No, I'm not gonna snap.
Yeah, I think I think something

1114
01:16:44.359 --> 01:16:46.039
is gonna get I don't think you're
gonna murder anybody. I think you're probably

1115
01:16:46.079 --> 01:16:49.840
gonna Like I think what's going to
happen is you're going to I don't know,

1116
01:16:50.800 --> 01:16:56.680
you're gonna you're gonna publicly urinate,
and then you're gonna get put on

1117
01:16:56.680 --> 01:17:00.199
the sex offender registry, and then
that's gonna really fuck with you because like

1118
01:17:00.600 --> 01:17:02.640
you'd be like you'd be like I
didn't even do anything wrong, Like I

1119
01:17:02.680 --> 01:17:06.840
didn't like what did I do?
Like like I just like a train in

1120
01:17:06.960 --> 01:17:11.399
between the cars and now I'm like
this, like this is really not fair.

1121
01:17:11.600 --> 01:17:15.760
This is really not fair. There
should I feel like I think there

1122
01:17:15.840 --> 01:17:19.760
needs to be a secondary registry for
like, if you're going to if you're

1123
01:17:19.760 --> 01:17:23.600
going to put people on a on
a on a registry for pissing in public,

1124
01:17:23.600 --> 01:17:25.760
I feel like that needs to be
separate from a sex offender registry.

1125
01:17:25.920 --> 01:17:29.279
That seems like way too fucking much, And I don't think that should be

1126
01:17:29.920 --> 01:17:31.359
you shouldn't be on for that,
Like that's just like, it's just that,

1127
01:17:31.640 --> 01:17:35.079
That's what I mean though, But
then I guess you should give that

1128
01:17:35.199 --> 01:17:41.479
you should not be labeled as that. Yeah, should be fine. What

1129
01:17:41.520 --> 01:17:44.039
are you doing? Yeah, a
little fine, and be like don't do

1130
01:17:44.039 --> 01:17:46.039
it again, bitch. Yeah,
if you publicly urinate in front of a

1131
01:17:46.159 --> 01:17:50.920
fucking school at recess, I guess
that's different. But that's obvious, Like

1132
01:17:51.000 --> 01:17:54.520
the difference in that that's obvious.
Like it's wild to me that people get

1133
01:17:54.560 --> 01:17:57.239
put on that registry for public urination
because I've definitely pissed in the street.

1134
01:17:57.520 --> 01:18:02.920
Absolutely absolutely, I've seen people I've
been I've been with people who pissed the

1135
01:18:02.960 --> 01:18:06.479
street. I remember being on a
date where we were out so late,

1136
01:18:08.479 --> 01:18:11.840
we were out so like nowhere was
open, and we were like, hey's

1137
01:18:12.000 --> 01:18:15.279
some New York ship. That's some
New York what happens you're in the city,

1138
01:18:16.640 --> 01:18:23.119
you do it. First of all, can I say this just straight

1139
01:18:23.199 --> 01:18:27.760
up peek outside is fucking incredible,
Like it is a beautiful feeling, like

1140
01:18:27.920 --> 01:18:30.760
not even necessarily not even not even
just like in a city, but even

1141
01:18:30.800 --> 01:18:33.880
in just like the fucking woods.
Like I remember living in living in uh

1142
01:18:34.199 --> 01:18:39.039
in Upstate New York with my with
my parents, and we just have so

1143
01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:43.159
much fucking woods. And I remember
just being up super late and I was

1144
01:18:43.159 --> 01:18:45.199
like, I could go to the
bathroom, but I think I'm gonna go

1145
01:18:45.239 --> 01:18:48.439
outside. I think I'm just gonna
go to the woods and go outside because

1146
01:18:48.439 --> 01:18:51.800
it's just like there is something there. Man, there's like a liberating like

1147
01:18:53.920 --> 01:18:59.680
like I'm I'm back returned to monkey
type ship going on. So I don't

1148
01:18:59.680 --> 01:19:01.119
know, I feel like that shouldn't
I feel like that shouldn't be a that

1149
01:19:01.119 --> 01:19:05.880
shouldn't be a sex offender. That's
crazy. Yeah, but also you can

1150
01:19:05.920 --> 01:19:11.920
put yeah, shout shout not being
put on a sex offender registry. He's

1151
01:19:11.920 --> 01:19:15.439
not on a sex offender registry.
Thank him. He's got he's got to

1152
01:19:15.520 --> 01:19:18.079
kill under his belt. You know, probably feels pretty good. Do you

1153
01:19:18.560 --> 01:19:23.319
do you think do you think you
feel stronger after someone dies because of you?

1154
01:19:25.119 --> 01:19:27.920
Do you think you feel stronger?
I guess it depends on how it

1155
01:19:28.000 --> 01:19:31.479
don't happen. If I had,
if I specifically had a hand in their

1156
01:19:31.600 --> 01:19:38.000
death, right like say even if
I like say I I I pushed them

1157
01:19:38.039 --> 01:19:40.479
and then a car hit them or
something. But you know they were attacking

1158
01:19:40.520 --> 01:19:44.800
me. They were attacking me,
and that's what you're saying. That's the

1159
01:19:44.840 --> 01:19:46.800
story you're gonna have. Though they
attacked me. As you put somebody in

1160
01:19:46.800 --> 01:19:53.800
front of a train, I have
no desire to murder. He's attacking Well,

1161
01:19:53.880 --> 01:19:57.000
that's not true. That is Notice
there's a couple of people. There's

1162
01:19:57.000 --> 01:20:00.079
a couple of people I would easily
push in front of a bus. But

1163
01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:06.199
only like that. And if you
if you push, if you push,

1164
01:20:06.880 --> 01:20:10.560
let's say this, right, So
if that, if that's the reason why

1165
01:20:10.560 --> 01:20:13.640
if you had a direct hand in
it. So let's say Barack Obama,

1166
01:20:15.359 --> 01:20:17.159
he's had a lot of drone strong, someone that's got accumud a lot of

1167
01:20:17.239 --> 01:20:20.960
kills over their time. If you
push that, if you get them,

1168
01:20:21.039 --> 01:20:25.279
if you get them in as situation
where they pass away, do you then

1169
01:20:25.680 --> 01:20:31.000
get all that XP inherit their power? Yeah, we works. Ever,

1170
01:20:31.199 --> 01:20:34.600
that's not how. It's not anything
like dark souls or anything. When you

1171
01:20:34.760 --> 01:20:39.319
kill these you kill these ads,
you kill these uh, these minions or

1172
01:20:39.359 --> 01:20:43.479
whatever that have probably killed a lot
of different people, but you don't absorb

1173
01:20:44.079 --> 01:20:47.239
like all of their his the history
of what they've done, which I feel

1174
01:20:47.239 --> 01:20:50.520
like I would like that. I
feel like I I liked you. Imagine

1175
01:20:50.560 --> 01:20:58.720
the transformation you'd undergo. I'm getting
so strong. Oh my kill god,

1176
01:20:58.960 --> 01:21:04.479
Oh my god. If you killed
Henry Kissinger and just man, like,

1177
01:21:04.720 --> 01:21:09.760
what what would become of you?
You would start glowing? Light would come

1178
01:21:09.800 --> 01:21:14.640
out of your mouth, eyes and
nose. Dude, yeah you you nobody

1179
01:21:14.920 --> 01:21:17.920
you just you you. No one
can stop you at that point. So

1180
01:21:19.039 --> 01:21:23.560
yeah, and somebody and see people
fucked up because no one no one killed

1181
01:21:23.600 --> 01:21:28.960
him. He just he just died
of sorry, no one could kill him

1182
01:21:29.239 --> 01:21:35.600
because wrong he was by that point
green man. His health his help is

1183
01:21:35.640 --> 01:21:42.439
on a different You need an ultra
to see his health. He picks up

1184
01:21:42.520 --> 01:21:45.760
his weapon and his health are starts
going in like, oh it's gonna stop.

1185
01:21:45.840 --> 01:21:48.239
Wait, I don't know where you
know when Dragon ball Z, the

1186
01:21:48.279 --> 01:21:53.560
Boudokay games where like it goes from
like green yellow to green. Yeah,

1187
01:21:53.600 --> 01:22:00.319
it has level white. It's like, what mean, goddamn, why is

1188
01:22:00.359 --> 01:22:04.960
this fucking boss Sam's crazy? What
the fuck? Kissinger Jesus ship you had

1189
01:22:05.399 --> 01:22:09.560
you had to wait, you had
to wait to like the cancer O T

1190
01:22:09.760 --> 01:22:15.560
KTA. That's it. I haven't
before we get into questions, if you

1191
01:22:15.600 --> 01:22:20.159
want to say, oh, yeah, I'm really since you brought up Bai,

1192
01:22:20.479 --> 01:22:25.960
I'm just I'm really excited. I'm
really excited about that new bud Kai

1193
01:22:26.039 --> 01:22:30.039
game. Bring that up. Yeah, I'm just I'm so stoked. I'm

1194
01:22:30.079 --> 01:22:32.319
so stuking. That's real stupid name
that they've chosen. But it's okay,

1195
01:22:33.199 --> 01:22:38.439
let's move on. I'm excited for
the cast Bro. I want to play

1196
01:22:38.479 --> 01:22:43.600
his best and ship Man Gohan.
I want to see and Go Goku and

1197
01:22:43.880 --> 01:22:45.760
in that kind of setting that because
we've seen them in games, but I

1198
01:22:45.840 --> 01:22:49.359
want to see them in that kind
of setting where like they get to do

1199
01:22:49.439 --> 01:22:54.760
all those cool like sway moves.
I remember the sway ability in being so

1200
01:22:57.039 --> 01:23:00.600
being so just like moving out the
way that they hit you back go flying.

1201
01:23:00.640 --> 01:23:05.520
Yeah, I hope, I hope. Kid, book still has his

1202
01:23:06.079 --> 01:23:13.560
broke completely broken combo that just two
hundred, the one where you like it

1203
01:23:13.680 --> 01:23:15.880
was like a couple punches and then
he flipped upside down and kicked you in

1204
01:23:15.920 --> 01:23:17.880
the head, and then he would
like trip you and then he would like

1205
01:23:17.960 --> 01:23:19.600
beat you up, and then he
would send you up in the air,

1206
01:23:19.640 --> 01:23:23.880
and then he would do that combo
over and over again. I fucked people

1207
01:23:24.000 --> 01:23:26.760
up with that did that character.
It was so mean, like nobody wanted

1208
01:23:26.760 --> 01:23:28.920
to play with me, and I
get it. Anyway, Let's move on

1209
01:23:29.840 --> 01:23:34.399
the billboard. The Billboard posted on
KSI's massive fucking forehead wrote in he says,

1210
01:23:34.439 --> 01:23:39.319
what's ups Crinkus and Sweetest Swing?
Did you all know that the girl

1211
01:23:39.359 --> 01:23:43.680
who played Cindy lu Whu Taylor Momson
in Jim Carrey's Grinch grew up to be

1212
01:23:43.720 --> 01:23:45.960
the lead singer a hard rock man
called the Pretty Reckless staying sufferable. You

1213
01:23:46.079 --> 01:23:48.920
fucking God, I hate you guys. Well all right, let's that's that's

1214
01:23:48.960 --> 01:23:55.279
really too. I didn't know that. I knew that she, I knew

1215
01:23:55.279 --> 01:23:58.359
that she had a band. I
knew I know the pretty Reckless, Uh

1216
01:23:58.880 --> 01:24:00.000
one of my exes. You still
into them a lot and then she actually

1217
01:24:00.000 --> 01:24:04.199
got me into them. It's kind
of nuts, like that's a weird thing

1218
01:24:04.279 --> 01:24:06.920
to me, Like, I get
it, people get older, but it's

1219
01:24:09.000 --> 01:24:11.079
so I'll put it this way.
Do you guys remember Full House? Do

1220
01:24:11.119 --> 01:24:15.000
you guys remember how like they had
a Full House reboot that was called Fuller

1221
01:24:15.039 --> 01:24:19.119
House? Oh yeah, yeah.
I remember specifically when the first episode that

1222
01:24:19.199 --> 01:24:21.239
came out. I watched it out
of sheer curiosity. I was like,

1223
01:24:21.279 --> 01:24:24.399
what the fuck is this gonna be? Like? What era are we in

1224
01:24:24.479 --> 01:24:29.600
that we're doing this now? And
the first episode you see Stephanie and she's

1225
01:24:29.680 --> 01:24:36.680
in this ridiculous dress, this this
absurd like would just black Cat looking like

1226
01:24:36.920 --> 01:24:41.720
just like and like an absurd like
yeah, with these fucking cannons on her,

1227
01:24:41.760 --> 01:24:45.840
And I'm like, I can't watch
this. I can't. This feels

1228
01:24:46.000 --> 01:24:49.199
fucking weird. I understand, I
understand that this is a grown way.

1229
01:24:49.279 --> 01:24:51.199
I don't. I don't. I
don't have that. I don't have that

1230
01:24:53.159 --> 01:24:58.840
because Stephanie every period of time I've
ever watched that show, she has been

1231
01:24:59.000 --> 01:25:04.760
older than me. It's just like, yeah, nice, No, I

1232
01:25:04.920 --> 01:25:11.239
I really could use some milk with
my cereal. You know, I get

1233
01:25:11.279 --> 01:25:14.479
that. It's just like it's just
weird because like, this person has existed

1234
01:25:14.520 --> 01:25:15.800
in such a specific way in my
brain for so long and now they're this,

1235
01:25:15.880 --> 01:25:19.640
and it's it's like a really sudden
it's a sudden shift and the kind

1236
01:25:19.880 --> 01:25:23.359
it's a similar thing with Taylor.
There's a similar thing with Taylor. Mom

1237
01:25:23.439 --> 01:25:26.600
said in a way different way though, because like I mean, the Grinch

1238
01:25:26.680 --> 01:25:30.000
is one movie, and at this
point, I think I've been exposed to

1239
01:25:30.159 --> 01:25:33.840
more of the pretty reckless than I
have the Grinch, And so to me,

1240
01:25:33.960 --> 01:25:35.680
it's like, Okay, well,
this is a full woman. This

1241
01:25:36.000 --> 01:25:42.039
is a woman now hot, cool, this is dope. I appreciate this.

1242
01:25:42.279 --> 01:25:44.880
Yeah, but it is still fucking
weird. It is. It is

1243
01:25:44.920 --> 01:25:48.720
a jarring shift to go from singing
where are you Christmas? To you know,

1244
01:25:49.279 --> 01:25:53.079
any any of the songs that she
sings Now it's it's pretty fucking weird.

1245
01:25:53.119 --> 01:25:56.079
She did a song with Tom Morello
too that I didn't I didn't actually

1246
01:25:56.079 --> 01:25:57.479
listen to, but I saw it
and I was like, WHOA, what

1247
01:25:57.600 --> 01:26:02.039
the fuck? But yeah, it's
a I don't know it's I didn't know

1248
01:26:02.159 --> 01:26:08.479
this. Uh. It has always
fascinated me. Is there are there any

1249
01:26:08.520 --> 01:26:12.359
other examples like this where there were
just like child stars that grew up to

1250
01:26:12.439 --> 01:26:15.000
just do ship that made no fucking
sense, Like does anything like ring a

1251
01:26:15.039 --> 01:26:19.199
bell to you? When you think
about that. That's a bunch specifically the

1252
01:26:19.640 --> 01:26:23.800
child stars, though I think about
it, you know what, I think

1253
01:26:23.840 --> 01:26:26.680
about a lot. I think I
think I think about this a lot because

1254
01:26:26.680 --> 01:26:30.960
it was me and my friend Rob
would watch this show and we we loved

1255
01:26:31.439 --> 01:26:34.960
this is back when I was really
into trash TV, like in high school,

1256
01:26:34.960 --> 01:26:36.960
and I would watch like v H
one, like I would watch I

1257
01:26:38.079 --> 01:26:41.119
Love New York and Rock of Love
and Flavor of Love and all those oh

1258
01:26:41.279 --> 01:26:45.159
yeah, stupid like like I would
watch The Shadows, just absolute garbage.

1259
01:26:45.239 --> 01:26:49.159
But I still remember so fucking much
of it. I remember chance on I

1260
01:26:49.239 --> 01:26:53.800
Love New York saying I'm gonna cut
you. I remember all these like moment

1261
01:26:54.359 --> 01:26:58.279
do you remember that? I remember
that ship too, because because like I

1262
01:26:58.359 --> 01:27:00.079
just remember being so out of podcasts, like he's gonna he just threatened to

1263
01:27:00.119 --> 01:27:04.920
cut someone on fucking television. That's
nuts. But so we were watching these

1264
01:27:04.920 --> 01:27:10.119
shows, and Celebrity Fit Club was
one of the shows that we we just

1265
01:27:10.199 --> 01:27:12.800
couldn't get another. We were just
laughing so hard. It's like, look

1266
01:27:12.800 --> 01:27:15.479
at all these fucking washed up celebrities
trying to get unfat. This is hilarious.

1267
01:27:16.239 --> 01:27:21.279
And Dustin Diamond Screech from Saved by
the Bell was on it, and

1268
01:27:21.399 --> 01:27:26.960
he was an absolute menace on that
show. He was a demon, Like

1269
01:27:27.000 --> 01:27:29.720
I think he literally like tried to
be the villain of the show, like

1270
01:27:29.800 --> 01:27:32.600
intentionally, yeah, and he just
made everybody was his enemy. He was

1271
01:27:32.680 --> 01:27:39.840
such a dick. He was so
cocky and annoying, so snarky for no

1272
01:27:39.960 --> 01:27:42.640
reason, but like he was snarky
in like the way that a seventeen year

1273
01:27:42.680 --> 01:27:45.960
old would be, but he was
like thirty six or something, or like

1274
01:27:45.039 --> 01:27:47.720
however old the fucking was like forty
or something like. I don't know.

1275
01:27:47.880 --> 01:27:51.720
He recently died, but he died
a couple He died many years ago.

1276
01:27:51.800 --> 01:27:57.159
Now at this point, yes,
some Diamond, But it's so funny.

1277
01:27:57.199 --> 01:27:59.560
When he died, I didn't think
of him as like, oh, that's

1278
01:27:59.600 --> 01:28:02.359
scream. I thought of him as, oh, fucking celebrity celebrity thick club,

1279
01:28:02.840 --> 01:28:08.000
the demon in Celebrity fit Club.
He had a sex tape too that

1280
01:28:08.159 --> 01:28:10.520
was like, oh my god,
what the fuck was it? Called Saved

1281
01:28:10.560 --> 01:28:16.640
by the smell. Yeah, it's
called Saved by the Smell. No,

1282
01:28:16.840 --> 01:28:19.119
because he talked about it and it
was called like there was like a dirty

1283
01:28:19.159 --> 01:28:23.760
Sanchez scene or something like that.
Like you don't forget it like that.

1284
01:28:26.000 --> 01:28:30.239
I don't say any smell fact save
save by the smell? Yeah, man,

1285
01:28:30.319 --> 01:28:32.000
like you don't. You don't forget
things like that, you know when

1286
01:28:32.039 --> 01:28:34.800
you have something that is a play
on of the fucking show that he was

1287
01:28:34.880 --> 01:28:41.760
on, Like you don't forget.
There's also a movie, a movie Dustin

1288
01:28:41.800 --> 01:28:47.680
Diamond reveals sex tape Penis was fake. I mean, come on, whatever,

1289
01:28:48.319 --> 01:28:50.319
I didn't I didn't watch it.
I didn't watch it, but like

1290
01:28:50.439 --> 01:28:54.800
I I didn't see I look up. I look up Dustin Diamonds sex tape

1291
01:28:54.800 --> 01:28:59.279
and something comes up on IMDb called
Screeched Video two thousand and six and it

1292
01:28:59.359 --> 01:29:03.720
says he's just screeched. It's a
screech directed by Dustin Diamond with the bride,

1293
01:29:03.800 --> 01:29:08.600
the bridesmaid, Dustin Diamond, Christine
Fankee, Dustin Diamond, and the

1294
01:29:08.760 --> 01:29:16.600
plot synopsis is Dustin Diamond has sex
with two women. I fucking love this

1295
01:29:16.920 --> 01:29:23.680
complex. That's so awesome. That
is so stupid, stupid, don't I

1296
01:29:23.760 --> 01:29:30.840
just remembered right now. I just
remembered that there was There was a girl

1297
01:29:31.000 --> 01:29:35.760
named Claire and her friend Heather in
my high school, and one of them,

1298
01:29:35.840 --> 01:29:42.279
I don't remember which one, but
they wrote an actual sex a porn

1299
01:29:42.439 --> 01:29:46.520
scene. It was very what do
you call it, stereotypical pizza type shit,

1300
01:29:47.359 --> 01:29:50.199
and like they're like, yo,
you want to like fucking you want

1301
01:29:50.239 --> 01:29:54.159
to like do this, and I'm
like, yeah, that's badass, but

1302
01:29:54.359 --> 01:29:57.920
like there's supposed to be another guy
in it, and I'm like, I

1303
01:29:58.000 --> 01:30:00.880
don't know, fucking I don't know
if I want to with any other niggas

1304
01:30:00.920 --> 01:30:04.520
man. So my friend Josh used
to bang the chick Claire, but I

1305
01:30:04.640 --> 01:30:09.000
guess he got in some troubles.
He was gone. And there was this

1306
01:30:09.640 --> 01:30:14.520
guy that he's such a weirdo and
they're like, oh, we heard,

1307
01:30:14.840 --> 01:30:16.520
we're gonna get this. He was
the goth. He was goth and they're

1308
01:30:16.560 --> 01:30:18.880
like, I was friends with him. We actually even jammed a little bit.

1309
01:30:18.920 --> 01:30:20.199
But they're like, oh, let's
get this guy, and I was

1310
01:30:20.239 --> 01:30:24.479
like I don't want. I was
like, I'm out. I am the

1311
01:30:24.600 --> 01:30:27.840
fact that like I completely forgot this
even existed, but like the fact that

1312
01:30:27.960 --> 01:30:29.199
like I was like, oh,
this is gonna be fun. I'm just

1313
01:30:29.239 --> 01:30:32.199
gonna do some crazy shit with some
chicks. And then this fucking weirdo gothrough

1314
01:30:32.239 --> 01:30:38.039
that apparently had's he was literally shorter
than you, but had apparently had this

1315
01:30:38.239 --> 01:30:41.239
legendary giant people like I was like, I'm not, I'm fucking you.

1316
01:30:41.439 --> 01:30:45.199
The whole thing was ruined by and
it just reminded me that, oh,

1317
01:30:45.279 --> 01:30:50.079
yes, a porn scene a plot. It's funny that that was even something

1318
01:30:50.159 --> 01:30:56.239
that like, my childhood was fucking
weird dude, Like there was just some

1319
01:30:57.039 --> 01:31:00.279
stupid what an excuse to like,
who does a child who even like,

1320
01:31:00.960 --> 01:31:03.159
well, you know, I was
in high school. I was. I

1321
01:31:03.159 --> 01:31:09.119
was high school. Every every moment
like that I would I would say yes,

1322
01:31:09.399 --> 01:31:11.520
get really close to doing something like
that, and then just not do

1323
01:31:11.640 --> 01:31:15.199
it. And then so many moments
like that where I'm like, this is

1324
01:31:15.239 --> 01:31:17.560
a good idea, like and you
start wrapping yourself up, and then you

1325
01:31:17.680 --> 01:31:23.720
take one moment and you think,
you take one moment of like serious constructive

1326
01:31:23.800 --> 01:31:27.680
thought, and you're like, I'm
not gonna go bang one of my teachers.

1327
01:31:28.520 --> 01:31:33.279
I shouldn't do that. I shouldn't
been going. I shouldn't be I

1328
01:31:33.399 --> 01:31:41.680
got very very very very close,
and I chose not to. And I

1329
01:31:41.720 --> 01:31:45.399
think like a student. Was it
a straight up teacher? Was it like

1330
01:31:45.439 --> 01:31:49.159
a student teacher? Teachers were like
younger was a Spanish teacher, a black

1331
01:31:49.239 --> 01:31:53.920
Latina Spanish teacher who was very attractive. Any of my friends that watched this

1332
01:31:53.960 --> 01:31:57.479
from high school are gonna know,
like because she banged other students and I

1333
01:31:57.520 --> 01:32:00.039
could have been one of them,
and I was just like, I'm not

1334
01:32:00.199 --> 01:32:03.199
going to do this. I'm not
going to do this crazy, just like

1335
01:32:03.279 --> 01:32:09.560
a pedophile working at your school.
That's a lot. It came out,

1336
01:32:09.760 --> 01:32:14.199
it came out, and I was
just like I should she was fucking fine,

1337
01:32:14.560 --> 01:32:15.239
and it was just like, come
out? Did that? Did that?

1338
01:32:15.359 --> 01:32:17.760
Did it? Did it? Come
out? Very much? Came out

1339
01:32:18.039 --> 01:32:21.960
very much? Is she? Is
she in prison? I don't know.

1340
01:32:23.119 --> 01:32:27.279
Probably not. I don't know.
Woman. Probably women for a while a

1341
01:32:27.359 --> 01:32:34.079
little women are probation societally. That's
how people treat it. It's kind of

1342
01:32:34.159 --> 01:32:39.520
crazy. It really is insane to
me, like the level of I really

1343
01:32:39.600 --> 01:32:43.039
don't I don't know, man,
I that is something about there's something about

1344
01:32:43.079 --> 01:32:47.199
that that really is so infuriating to
me on like a deep level, where

1345
01:32:47.199 --> 01:32:55.239
it's like they as a group,
they just they don't. Yeah, I

1346
01:32:55.319 --> 01:32:59.920
don't know, I can't fathom it, Like that's that's like that's objectively pedophile

1347
01:33:00.439 --> 01:33:06.479
by a George objectivity. But the
one thing that is so obvious why society

1348
01:33:06.680 --> 01:33:14.399
doesn't give a shit is because of
the power dynamic even even like even like

1349
01:33:14.520 --> 01:33:17.239
and what I mean by that,
I'm talking about real power and strength where

1350
01:33:17.319 --> 01:33:23.880
it's like a boy is supposed to
still be like a man in this scenario,

1351
01:33:24.560 --> 01:33:28.199
so they don't see it as the
woman taking advantage of like, they

1352
01:33:28.600 --> 01:33:30.800
don't. They have a hard time
trying to do that when you know,

1353
01:33:30.880 --> 01:33:35.800
because like even the uh like say
the boys, the boys that I'm talking

1354
01:33:35.800 --> 01:33:39.479
about, well, think about think
about I mean, think about it from

1355
01:33:39.479 --> 01:33:44.800
the perspective of the how many women
do you know, sorry not women,

1356
01:33:44.880 --> 01:33:46.079
what I mean is girls, high
school girls. How many high schools do

1357
01:33:46.079 --> 01:33:50.079
you know would be bragging to all
their homegirls that like, yeah, I

1358
01:33:50.520 --> 01:33:55.439
fucking I fucked the shit out of
you know this teacher versus you know,

1359
01:33:55.560 --> 01:33:59.960
the male counterparts that obviously are celebrating
the fuck out of that. The society

1360
01:34:00.720 --> 01:34:04.000
people have made it in this way
to do that. Bro, your homies

1361
01:34:04.000 --> 01:34:06.039
are like, Yo, you're not
paying for anything today, dog, we

1362
01:34:06.159 --> 01:34:12.920
got you. It's like, damn
fellow, Like the way that tossing you

1363
01:34:13.720 --> 01:34:17.319
is so toxic. They're tossing that
guy. Meanwhile, you're trying to figure

1364
01:34:17.319 --> 01:34:24.520
out what you just did and really
understand that I'm something kind of wrong dancing

1365
01:34:24.600 --> 01:34:28.359
with you, bro. I feel
like you wouldn't figure that out until you

1366
01:34:28.600 --> 01:34:30.079
started to get around that person's age, Like fuck, like what what?

1367
01:34:30.479 --> 01:34:34.119
Like? What the fuck was I
thinking? It's the ability to reflect,

1368
01:34:34.119 --> 01:34:38.479
you know, because it's like you
just you have a moment to sit down

1369
01:34:38.520 --> 01:34:42.600
and think and you're like, dang, that's kind of crazy. That was

1370
01:34:42.600 --> 01:34:46.239
a grown ass adult. Yeah,
the moment you be the moment you become

1371
01:34:46.279 --> 01:34:50.039
an adult, like for real mentally, that's when that shows up where you're

1372
01:34:50.079 --> 01:34:55.119
like when you're that age, especially
like when you're the age of the people,

1373
01:34:55.640 --> 01:34:58.039
you know what I mean, Like
when I'm thirty now, so like

1374
01:34:58.119 --> 01:35:01.239
now it's like, oh man,
I can't even funk imagine how do you

1375
01:35:01.359 --> 01:35:04.720
think? Imagine? How do you
think I was a dude? I was

1376
01:35:04.920 --> 01:35:10.119
thirteen with like fucking twenty six year
old and shit like that. And now

1377
01:35:10.159 --> 01:35:14.520
I look back and I'm like,
yeah, see that's dude. God they

1378
01:35:14.640 --> 01:35:18.760
have like self respect, thank god, because like that's very what the fuck

1379
01:35:18.880 --> 01:35:23.560
is? Well, how do you
think you would have behaved? How do

1380
01:35:23.640 --> 01:35:26.479
you think you would have? Uh? Because like were you? Because you

1381
01:35:26.560 --> 01:35:30.920
know, most obviously, most teenagers
in general all talk a big game.

1382
01:35:30.000 --> 01:35:35.720
It's all bullshit, of course,
but there are a handful of them that

1383
01:35:36.159 --> 01:35:41.319
that mentally, maybe because of trauma
in their past, grow up way faster

1384
01:35:41.439 --> 01:35:44.520
than most people, and they can
handle shit like that. But how do

1385
01:35:44.560 --> 01:35:46.199
you think you would have handled that? Say, for example, just twenty

1386
01:35:46.239 --> 01:35:50.840
five year old teacher and you're fucking
sixteen, y'all smash? Do you think

1387
01:35:50.880 --> 01:35:54.479
that would affect you today? Or
do you think that like you probably would

1388
01:35:54.479 --> 01:35:57.119
just reflect on and be like,
well, that's fucked up, Like how

1389
01:35:57.119 --> 01:36:00.000
do you think you would have had? Young? But I guess young me,

1390
01:36:00.319 --> 01:36:04.720
I have had a very traumat traumatizing
experience having sex the first time.

1391
01:36:04.760 --> 01:36:11.119
It was definitely a very like not
thanks thanks for laughing at me. Holy

1392
01:36:14.520 --> 01:36:25.359
by Look, I'm lucky, so
lucky I worked through this. You're so

1393
01:36:25.640 --> 01:36:29.239
lucky to something I worked through on
my own to be like what the fuck?

1394
01:36:29.960 --> 01:36:34.319
Look, I'm not a therapy first
and foremost. I look, my

1395
01:36:34.520 --> 01:36:45.479
first encounter was not good, but
it's you guys are kind, so I

1396
01:36:45.560 --> 01:36:50.399
want to say this is my I'm
my I'm still immature, I'm still immature.

1397
01:36:50.479 --> 01:36:58.119
My mind you have trauma for me? Yes, my immature mind is

1398
01:36:58.239 --> 01:37:01.800
immediately in a snap instant, is
this picturing you like I don't know,

1399
01:37:02.119 --> 01:37:05.920
crying and like like you're you're getting
your dick suck and you're like crying or

1400
01:37:05.960 --> 01:37:17.720
something like it's not coming out of
my nose. And I know you've mentioned

1401
01:37:17.760 --> 01:37:23.439
this before though to did you did
you? I don't remember if you shared

1402
01:37:23.520 --> 01:37:26.479
what happened, what made it so
if I definitely did, I'm pretty sure.

1403
01:37:26.560 --> 01:37:29.239
But yeah, my first time I
heard, but somebody was definitely like

1404
01:37:29.560 --> 01:37:31.760
kind of very much so like not
I wouldn't want to say for because she

1405
01:37:31.800 --> 01:37:35.800
didn't like three four something me,
but it was very much so I wasn't

1406
01:37:35.840 --> 01:37:40.720
ready and I was kind of vocal
about like obviously you talk a big game

1407
01:37:40.760 --> 01:37:45.800
and get there and you're like,
uh, I don't know I wanted to

1408
01:37:45.840 --> 01:37:46.600
do that. She was like,
let's just let's just do it, and

1409
01:37:46.680 --> 01:37:49.880
I was just like I don't really
want to and She's like, let's just

1410
01:37:50.000 --> 01:37:53.199
let's just come on. Let's just
like there's no better time to do it

1411
01:37:53.279 --> 01:37:56.359
than now. And I was like
okay, and then I did it and

1412
01:37:56.439 --> 01:37:59.039
I did not have a good time
at all. And then like my cousin

1413
01:37:59.119 --> 01:38:01.159
picked me up. I called my
cousin from prom. He picked me up

1414
01:38:01.199 --> 01:38:04.119
and I cried to him about it, and he was just like, damn

1415
01:38:04.279 --> 01:38:09.439
bro, because my cousin's a thug, so he was just like piece of

1416
01:38:09.439 --> 01:38:12.600
ship. My cousin's like a super
thug. He's like super thuggish. So

1417
01:38:12.800 --> 01:38:15.079
he was just like I was like, yo, I don't I didn't like

1418
01:38:15.199 --> 01:38:17.279
banging girls. Does that make me
gay? And he was like, Nigga,

1419
01:38:17.319 --> 01:38:20.520
I don't know. Nigga, Like, Nigga, I don't think you

1420
01:38:20.600 --> 01:38:25.800
gay. Nigga, Come on,
you bugging niggat. Come on, nigga.

1421
01:38:26.239 --> 01:38:28.840
He couldn't accept that at all either. He's like, come on,

1422
01:38:29.079 --> 01:38:30.479
fuck at it with this ship.
No, no, he was. He

1423
01:38:30.640 --> 01:38:32.159
was just like he was just like, Nigga is weird. Nigga like,

1424
01:38:32.439 --> 01:38:36.840
go on, this weird sometimes,
but Nigga like that's exactly how he was

1425
01:38:36.880 --> 01:38:41.159
speaking to me too. He was
like his super hood little phase of his

1426
01:38:41.279 --> 01:38:43.760
life because he because I was like
maybe like I was, he was maybe

1427
01:38:43.800 --> 01:38:45.960
like nineteen, first year of college, and he was just like, man,

1428
01:38:46.119 --> 01:38:48.439
you try, shit happens, you
know, like you just bugging you

1429
01:38:48.439 --> 01:38:50.039
know, He's going, I'm trying
to figure out what you trying to do.

1430
01:38:50.079 --> 01:38:55.439
But I guess it's interesting. It
is. Yeah, it's I don't

1431
01:38:55.479 --> 01:38:59.159
know, man, like getting It's
weird to be like, yeah, I

1432
01:38:59.159 --> 01:39:05.119
don't really want to do this and
then have that argued yeah, get Yeah.

1433
01:39:05.119 --> 01:39:08.600
I've definitely had that experience, like
many, many times, it's like

1434
01:39:08.680 --> 01:39:10.920
I don't really want to do this, and it's like it's like thirty minutes

1435
01:39:10.920 --> 01:39:16.800
of convincing and it's like I've been
I've been technically, I will see.

1436
01:39:17.399 --> 01:39:21.560
Do you see how conditioned I am? Exact right, I've literally I have

1437
01:39:21.880 --> 01:39:26.279
literally even have been assaulted. If
you want to, let let me be

1438
01:39:26.720 --> 01:39:30.840
with my real actual words. It
just the way I'm conditioned. It doesn't

1439
01:39:31.039 --> 01:39:35.600
feel real to me, but it
is real. I have. I have

1440
01:39:35.720 --> 01:39:39.920
to get up at work early in
the morning. Chick did not take no

1441
01:39:40.119 --> 01:39:44.000
for an answer, pulled my pants
down and went to work kind of a

1442
01:39:44.079 --> 01:39:49.319
thing, completely uninterested, passed out
while I was doing it because I was

1443
01:39:49.399 --> 01:39:55.840
that fucking tired and and and how
I It's just it's weird, man,

1444
01:39:55.920 --> 01:40:03.000
It's it's it's it's dichotomy's kind of
dude. Most let me say, let

1445
01:40:03.039 --> 01:40:08.520
me say this real quick. Most
guys that I have ever known have experiences

1446
01:40:08.600 --> 01:40:12.319
like this, absolutely a million percent. I have not spoken with one person

1447
01:40:12.359 --> 01:40:15.600
who has not had an experience like
that. And it's just it is just,

1448
01:40:15.439 --> 01:40:19.840
you know, we don't take it
seriously. We do. It's fascinating.

1449
01:40:21.560 --> 01:40:26.800
That's that. That was even like
my language was going to be like

1450
01:40:26.880 --> 01:40:30.640
I've already don't want to be right
because you don't want to call it that,

1451
01:40:31.720 --> 01:40:36.039
because that's a heavy thing to call
it, And if you're conflicted about

1452
01:40:36.079 --> 01:40:40.319
it, then that's like a whole
other thing where it's like, I don't

1453
01:40:40.359 --> 01:40:45.359
know, it's it's it's it feels
almost disrespectful. Yeah, it feels even

1454
01:40:45.399 --> 01:40:49.279
though it literally is the same thing, it feels almost like it's not.

1455
01:40:49.920 --> 01:40:55.319
And that's probably just because of conditioning. We we we we definitely don't.

1456
01:40:55.439 --> 01:40:59.960
We definitely don't allow that to be
true in some way. Like I remember

1457
01:41:00.159 --> 01:41:03.079
reading a statistic a long time ago
where it's like and I remember feeling immediately

1458
01:41:03.159 --> 01:41:08.279
like it was bullshit where it's like
one in or like three and five.

1459
01:41:08.279 --> 01:41:12.279
I don't remember the exact statistic,
right, but it was like three and

1460
01:41:13.399 --> 01:41:18.079
three and four women or three and
five women experienced sexual assault and you know

1461
01:41:18.119 --> 01:41:21.239
what that statistic is for men?
Zero? And I remember being like,

1462
01:41:21.520 --> 01:41:30.079
that's not true, absolutely no.
But that was a that was a believed

1463
01:41:30.239 --> 01:41:33.119
thing, like in twenty sixteen,
twenty fifteen, anytime before that, that

1464
01:41:33.239 --> 01:41:35.560
was like a unanimously agreed upon thing
where it's like, yeah, men don't

1465
01:41:35.560 --> 01:41:40.520
get sexually right, Like that was
a genuine fact to most people. And

1466
01:41:40.600 --> 01:41:45.119
I remember thinking that, dude,
you believe that. I think it's like

1467
01:41:45.920 --> 01:41:51.800
people just like, yeah, yeah, dude, people pass Literally most people

1468
01:41:51.920 --> 01:41:56.319
thought that. Like I remember being
taught that in like a class, like

1469
01:41:56.600 --> 01:41:59.680
and I remember feeling like that does
and I remember feeling like that doesn't see.

1470
01:41:59.680 --> 01:42:01.920
I feel like that's not really I've
never I feel like I feel like

1471
01:42:02.479 --> 01:42:05.520
I feel like what that is is
a lot of men don't talk about that

1472
01:42:05.600 --> 01:42:09.520
stuff, and a lot of men
don't identify it as that stuff. But

1473
01:42:09.560 --> 01:42:13.119
if we're talking about like the ingredients, if we're talking about the ingredients of

1474
01:42:13.199 --> 01:42:17.199
a situation of what makes up that
kind of experience. Every man I've ever

1475
01:42:17.279 --> 01:42:20.560
known has had that experience, and
quite frankly, every woman I've I've known

1476
01:42:20.560 --> 01:42:25.159
has had that experience as well.
It's like a unanimous kind of experience that

1477
01:42:25.199 --> 01:42:27.880
a lot of people have in some
way, shape or form or another.

1478
01:42:28.119 --> 01:42:32.239
And that's depressing, but it's actually
but it's monsters. Remember being like,

1479
01:42:32.239 --> 01:42:34.159
Oh, you're just trying to you're
trying to diminish it. It's like,

1480
01:42:34.239 --> 01:42:38.560
no, I don't think three and
four three and five women experience actual assault.

1481
01:42:38.560 --> 01:42:42.039
I think probably the overwhelming majority of
them do. And I think a

1482
01:42:42.239 --> 01:42:45.840
shocking degree of men do too as
well. And this is just I don't

1483
01:42:45.880 --> 01:42:48.640
know, man, I think people
under report it men, especially because why

1484
01:42:48.680 --> 01:42:55.119
the fuck it's it's just a it's
just an emotional I'm gonna tell you right

1485
01:42:55.199 --> 01:43:01.159
now. If I if I went
for a walk today and some fucking freak

1486
01:43:01.359 --> 01:43:06.560
jump me and fucked my ass,
I probably wouldn't tell anybody. It is

1487
01:43:06.680 --> 01:43:13.720
such a just it's just you would
tell somebody you got beat up, though,

1488
01:43:13.800 --> 01:43:17.920
right you? Probably I would tell
Yeah, I would definitely know what's

1489
01:43:17.960 --> 01:43:21.520
crazy. It's crazy if you told
me that, Derek I would not want

1490
01:43:21.600 --> 01:43:30.119
to, but I'd fear giggle.
It's so wild that like I'm like,

1491
01:43:30.279 --> 01:43:32.760
I know because even me, though, it would be so fucked up that

1492
01:43:32.920 --> 01:43:36.960
I would have to laugh about it
if I ever talked about it because of

1493
01:43:38.079 --> 01:43:44.319
how just the way like I talk
about conditioning, how absurd it seems to

1494
01:43:44.439 --> 01:43:51.800
me because we take it, we
don't take it serious. Chuckle. You

1495
01:43:51.880 --> 01:43:57.680
gotta go to the police and be
like, Officer, this guy laughing maniacally

1496
01:43:57.760 --> 01:44:00.720
pulled my pants down and fucked me. And I'm gonna be like, get

1497
01:44:00.800 --> 01:44:09.560
the too. He's gonna be like, yeah, they you you king six

1498
01:44:09.720 --> 01:44:17.600
three they they they held you down
hard, hard, And it's like it's

1499
01:44:18.520 --> 01:44:21.920
listen to me laugh, just the
the scenario of it, and it's like,

1500
01:44:23.680 --> 01:44:27.960
we got we we have to do
better. They did, They did.

1501
01:44:29.159 --> 01:44:33.600
Definitely We're not the generation that's gonna
solve this. We're not the generation.

1502
01:44:34.439 --> 01:44:39.680
I hope for gen Z because I
feel like there's so much more open

1503
01:44:40.119 --> 01:44:44.600
about Like I mean, there there's
a there's a there's a wave of gen

1504
01:44:44.720 --> 01:44:49.000
zs that, for example, are
not afraid to paint their fingernails and toenails

1505
01:44:49.039 --> 01:44:54.039
and stuff, and they're not afraid
they don't feel emasculated. I'm glad you

1506
01:44:54.079 --> 01:44:57.600
can finally do that, bro,
thank God. Like it's something that we

1507
01:44:57.800 --> 01:45:00.520
personally like. I just it doesn't
look it's anesthetic for me. But I've

1508
01:45:00.520 --> 01:45:03.560
had friends that have been in the
metal industry that have painted their nails and

1509
01:45:03.600 --> 01:45:06.159
stuff like that, like black and
stuff, and I'm like, yeah,

1510
01:45:06.279 --> 01:45:12.279
fine, And but I've seen so
many people open toad younger and they're doing

1511
01:45:12.359 --> 01:45:17.159
stuff like that and other examples too
that they seem less constricted by, like

1512
01:45:17.399 --> 01:45:23.760
I don't want to I don't want
to appear, and I guess yeah,

1513
01:45:23.880 --> 01:45:26.760
yeah, yeah, like they don't
give a ship really And I'm like,

1514
01:45:27.159 --> 01:45:30.920
I have hope that that's good.
We didn't do we didn't. I will

1515
01:45:30.000 --> 01:45:32.640
beat I will beat you up though
if I see you with with painted fingernails

1516
01:45:32.680 --> 01:45:34.680
in my house, but I'll beat
you the fuck to that home. But

1517
01:45:36.520 --> 01:45:40.680
but I'm happy, comfortable. I
want to do that. I want to

1518
01:45:40.680 --> 01:45:45.319
pay my finger and I think this
is cool. I can't. I can't

1519
01:45:45.359 --> 01:45:48.279
care about it, like I don't. I don't think I have a problem

1520
01:45:48.319 --> 01:45:51.520
with you think I won't do it. That's crazy, that isn't French tips

1521
01:45:51.720 --> 01:45:55.079
French tips. And then paint them. No, no, I'm not doing

1522
01:45:55.119 --> 01:45:57.439
French. But he was having a
color on your nail. That's fucking sick.

1523
01:45:59.439 --> 01:46:03.399
I think that's I guess to me, I don't like I don't like

1524
01:46:03.560 --> 01:46:06.880
fingernails in the first place. There's
some don't like the people that are queer.

1525
01:46:09.800 --> 01:46:13.600
I don't like queerness. Exactly what
I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm

1526
01:46:13.600 --> 01:46:18.119
saying. I don't There's something when
I when I think too much about what

1527
01:46:18.279 --> 01:46:24.119
a nail is, it really bothers
me. Like I don't like that they're

1528
01:46:24.159 --> 01:46:26.880
there at all. So I don't
like the idea of drawing attention to them,

1529
01:46:27.399 --> 01:46:30.880
Like it's it doesn't appeal to me
at all, Like I would have

1530
01:46:30.960 --> 01:46:31.840
no interest in paying it. Also
because like you have to sit there and

1531
01:46:31.920 --> 01:46:34.399
like wait for it to dry,
and it's like it's a whole fucking process.

1532
01:46:34.439 --> 01:46:40.159
I don't need this. But no, pauls remover smells like diarrhea to

1533
01:46:40.199 --> 01:46:42.159
me too, Like I can't funk
with you. I can't like it.

1534
01:46:42.319 --> 01:46:48.239
It makes my brain. I don't
know. I'm not about that life.

1535
01:46:48.319 --> 01:46:54.159
But like a fair play, fair
play, we gotta do questions, do

1536
01:46:54.319 --> 01:46:58.560
we fucking yeah, we gotta do
questions. We like episode, it's a

1537
01:46:58.600 --> 01:47:01.760
Christmas episode, so obviously we're to
get into sexual assault. Uh you know

1538
01:47:02.399 --> 01:47:09.880
why why wouldn't we? Uh?
Were there any Were there any teachers that

1539
01:47:10.199 --> 01:47:14.239
like, Because I gotta be honest, I gotta be completely straight up here,

1540
01:47:15.079 --> 01:47:17.199
I don't like there were There was
at least one teacher in my school

1541
01:47:17.359 --> 01:47:28.000
that I was like, I mean
middle middle school, middle school. Obviously,

1542
01:47:28.079 --> 01:47:34.279
no chance we're in middle school.
That's America, in Latin America,

1543
01:47:34.359 --> 01:47:39.640
middle school. People in work bro, my uncle, my uncles, my

1544
01:47:39.760 --> 01:47:43.920
uncles have have saw stuff. So
many of the teachers that like eleven and

1545
01:47:44.039 --> 01:47:48.560
I'm like, that's insane. I
hate hearing about like different cultures and say,

1546
01:47:49.119 --> 01:47:51.680
you hear about how common this ship
is and and then a lot of

1547
01:47:51.760 --> 01:47:56.119
other cultures. And I'm like,
I don't want. I don't I've heard

1548
01:47:56.119 --> 01:48:01.439
about so often. I haven't have. I have too aunts that are twelve

1549
01:48:01.680 --> 01:48:05.680
years older than their kids have two
aunts like that, Oh my god,

1550
01:48:06.079 --> 01:48:13.359
their kid they are thirty six and
their kid is twenty three, twenty four,

1551
01:48:13.800 --> 01:48:15.960
two of them, and then one
is like and then one is like

1552
01:48:16.079 --> 01:48:19.800
forty and the kid is like thirty. That's like old shit, man,

1553
01:48:20.159 --> 01:48:26.079
and it's like disgusting, dude.
It's like they're pretty much siblings. Oh

1554
01:48:26.239 --> 01:48:30.279
you can uh you uh you're bleeding. Oh I guess we can fucking impregnate

1555
01:48:30.359 --> 01:48:32.560
you now. And I'm like,
dude, that's so fucking yeah, it's

1556
01:48:32.600 --> 01:48:35.920
insane, dark man, that's what
they used to do backything. But yeah,

1557
01:48:36.000 --> 01:48:39.119
yeah, but no, I was
say in high school, there was

1558
01:48:39.159 --> 01:48:42.279
a student teacher in my graphics class
that would show up every once in a

1559
01:48:42.279 --> 01:48:46.119
while and every guy was like would
break their neck because she had it.

1560
01:48:46.239 --> 01:48:50.039
She was like she was some fucking
random white chick, but she had the

1561
01:48:53.039 --> 01:48:59.840
fattest ass. It was like,
what is happening? It was like every

1562
01:49:00.560 --> 01:49:02.840
look that that happens, that that
that will happen now. Now, to

1563
01:49:02.960 --> 01:49:05.760
be clear, if she would have
done, if if I would have had

1564
01:49:05.800 --> 01:49:09.840
that opportunity with that teacher, she
she still would have been a massive creep

1565
01:49:10.560 --> 01:49:14.840
that's very creepy. Still, absolutely
that absolutely that doesn't. But I do

1566
01:49:14.960 --> 01:49:17.119
think, like I don't know,
like would it bother me today? No,

1567
01:49:17.760 --> 01:49:19.880
like me personally, like if if
I had gone through that, I

1568
01:49:19.880 --> 01:49:25.760
don't. I don't think so.
I don't think it bothered you. I

1569
01:49:25.800 --> 01:49:29.079
would have bothered me for sure,
but I would have done it. I

1570
01:49:30.000 --> 01:49:31.640
would have done it. I would
like the thing about me is that like

1571
01:49:32.720 --> 01:49:38.760
post post like my my going through
and becoming a not upcoming a virgin.

1572
01:49:39.479 --> 01:49:43.359
After that, like that few years
until I like moved here and Lily re

1573
01:49:44.000 --> 01:49:47.039
rewired my mind into like how what
a healthy relationship should be at least this

1574
01:49:47.119 --> 01:49:51.960
healthy relationship is. Yeah, before
that, I was wilent. I was

1575
01:49:53.680 --> 01:49:59.640
wildin out. I was like doing
shit I should have been doing. But

1576
01:50:00.119 --> 01:50:02.079
yeah, yeah, like after like
because that, it was before I was

1577
01:50:02.159 --> 01:50:05.000
like I lost every day. I
was like maybe like fifteen, and I

1578
01:50:05.199 --> 01:50:08.960
was like I should just go.
I should go, I should go over

1579
01:50:09.000 --> 01:50:11.119
there, I should do this.
And then I thought about it. I

1580
01:50:11.239 --> 01:50:14.560
was like, I'm too scared to
do this. If she would have offered

1581
01:50:14.560 --> 01:50:17.319
it me to that to me right
after I turned seventeen, I'm like,

1582
01:50:17.359 --> 01:50:20.720
oh, yeah, it's jackpot,
it's time. It's time. I would

1583
01:50:20.720 --> 01:50:24.680
have stopped by the Walmart, got
my equipment and I would have went over

1584
01:50:24.760 --> 01:50:30.359
there with no problem at all.
Dude, my equipment, tools and weapons,

1585
01:50:30.560 --> 01:50:33.600
and I would that. But let's
get out of Chris. That's that's

1586
01:50:33.640 --> 01:50:38.159
another JA troma. I don't need
I don't need it. Yeah, probably

1587
01:50:38.680 --> 01:50:40.600
yeah, probably would have I mean, who am I kiding? Probably would

1588
01:50:40.600 --> 01:50:44.520
have fined out whatever, Chris you
broke ass, Crayon eating, no Brain,

1589
01:50:45.079 --> 01:50:50.039
have a Titan Player? Hello,
Salvation Service, grip, I guess,

1590
01:50:50.760 --> 01:50:57.479
Coliny and Darcy. If someone asks
you ask what your favorite songs are,

1591
01:50:58.520 --> 01:51:03.239
is it socially acceptable to answer with
video game music? No? No,

1592
01:51:03.359 --> 01:51:08.000
it's not your favorite song. I
love video game music, making a

1593
01:51:08.039 --> 01:51:11.119
mistake. In fact, they're like
my preferred listening generally, like when I'm

1594
01:51:11.199 --> 01:51:14.800
throughout the day and working. But
if your favorite song is a video game

1595
01:51:15.039 --> 01:51:18.880
song, like I don't, you're
fucking crazy. I feel I feel like

1596
01:51:19.239 --> 01:51:25.079
it would only work if because people
usually expect you to answer with the song

1597
01:51:25.159 --> 01:51:29.800
that has lyrics in it and uh, and so it would have to be

1598
01:51:29.920 --> 01:51:32.199
like say, like like that snake
Eater ship or something like it's a it's

1599
01:51:32.199 --> 01:51:38.279
a proper song, Like yeah,
I think. But if someone told you

1600
01:51:38.359 --> 01:51:42.680
that their favorite song was snake Eater
though, like, well, that would

1601
01:51:43.520 --> 01:51:45.680
I would think they're lying. I
would think they were lying. That's how

1602
01:51:45.720 --> 01:51:47.159
I would force the like, oh, you're trying to You're trying to say

1603
01:51:47.199 --> 01:51:51.319
a cool answer, like you're trying
to be that guy, like like I

1604
01:51:51.319 --> 01:51:57.079
always feel like about that those hipster
types that say some ship like that where

1605
01:51:57.159 --> 01:51:59.239
I'm like yeah, or like,
fucking what is it? What is it?

1606
01:52:00.239 --> 01:52:03.000
When was it? Vivek Ramaswami was
like uh or was it one of

1607
01:52:03.039 --> 01:52:05.399
the I can't remember if it was
him or or somebody else, but like

1608
01:52:05.479 --> 01:52:09.119
one of the other one of the
conservative people when they were like, here's

1609
01:52:09.159 --> 01:52:15.399
my Spotify list or whatever, and
one of them had like Mozart the funk

1610
01:52:15.479 --> 01:52:21.279
up like some people. Some people
do the Mozart right, all right,

1611
01:52:23.119 --> 01:52:29.039
murderers, I'll put on some Mozart
in some bos because some people are class

1612
01:52:29.119 --> 01:52:32.880
like some people are. They're like, if you're clean of your train classically

1613
01:52:32.960 --> 01:52:36.000
musically, you'll listen to that ship
you actually like it? If that's like

1614
01:52:36.079 --> 01:52:44.039
yeah, but friend, but your
friend Ron isn't listening to Mozart, He's

1615
01:52:44.079 --> 01:52:47.039
not, like, honestly, can
I say can I say something? Can

1616
01:52:47.119 --> 01:52:49.760
I say that if I went to
your house one day and I opened the

1617
01:52:49.800 --> 01:52:54.600
door and you were sitting there in
silence listening to like fucking Moonlight Sonata or

1618
01:52:54.640 --> 01:53:00.840
something, I would leave. I
would leave. I would not it does

1619
01:53:01.000 --> 01:53:03.640
feel a little weird. It does. It does feel a little weird,

1620
01:53:03.680 --> 01:53:09.680
like you're just sitting down on the
couch like it's anata. It's just like

1621
01:53:09.800 --> 01:53:16.920
what you like, like like I
like like I like songs like let me

1622
01:53:17.119 --> 01:53:19.680
listen, like it's the dance Ma
Cop, Like I like that song,

1623
01:53:19.800 --> 01:53:24.279
right, good song, But I
don't listen to that ship like if I'm

1624
01:53:24.319 --> 01:53:27.520
writing, if I'm like, I
got to get into a real like imaginative

1625
01:53:27.600 --> 01:53:30.079
mindset. I'll put that shirt on
now, right to it. What did

1626
01:53:30.159 --> 01:53:34.560
you say, oh dance? Oh
a ghost? Huh? Is that from

1627
01:53:34.600 --> 01:53:36.800
ghosts? Or who's that we're talking
about? No, it's from freaking to

1628
01:53:36.960 --> 01:53:42.680
Saint Sean. Come here, Sint
Sean's like old old timy music. It's

1629
01:53:42.760 --> 01:53:45.119
old. Oh wait, wait wait, wait, hold dude, don't tell

1630
01:53:45.359 --> 01:53:46.479
hold on, hold on a second. I might have said it wrong.

1631
01:53:46.760 --> 01:53:48.800
No, no, no, you're
probably right. You're probably right. But

1632
01:53:48.880 --> 01:53:56.319
the dance is a song called but
like Dance. It's also it's also an

1633
01:53:56.359 --> 01:54:00.319
album by Duran durant At, an
album called Dance Ma Cop. But Jesus

1634
01:54:00.359 --> 01:54:04.239
yah, then there's a swan like
you know, every once in a while

1635
01:54:04.600 --> 01:54:08.319
you realize songs and covers. I
was I almost thought I just got my

1636
01:54:08.439 --> 01:54:12.279
mind blown right now, but like
those are like those recent one of those,

1637
01:54:14.119 --> 01:54:17.560
it was like talking about on the
podcast that you got oh oh a

1638
01:54:17.640 --> 01:54:21.039
black magic Woman by Fleetwood mac oh
right, yeah, that's yeah, yeah,

1639
01:54:21.039 --> 01:54:25.560
because I literally had no idea.
It's crazy. But that's still crazy.

1640
01:54:25.680 --> 01:54:29.640
That's still crazy to me. It
almost makes me feel like crazier to

1641
01:54:29.720 --> 01:54:32.960
me, that is crazier to me. That is crazier to me than than

1642
01:54:33.000 --> 01:54:36.039
a C d C. Being Australian, you know, like I didn't know

1643
01:54:36.079 --> 01:54:40.079
that for the longest time, and
that was that was shocking. But that's

1644
01:54:40.199 --> 01:54:43.680
not as shocking as finding black magic
by fucking I would say, I would

1645
01:54:43.680 --> 01:54:45.840
agree with you. I think that
is a little more shocking because to me,

1646
01:54:45.000 --> 01:54:47.720
when I think of Santana, I
do think a black magic woman.

1647
01:54:48.239 --> 01:54:51.880
Now I have to erase that from
my memory and think of smooth smooth.

1648
01:54:56.720 --> 01:55:00.600
So let me Yeah, I don't
know, man, Like if your favorite

1649
01:55:00.840 --> 01:55:02.680
it's weird for your favorite song to
be video music, but I mean,

1650
01:55:02.720 --> 01:55:05.079
like it's fine. I guess like
it's You're not coming in crime. I

1651
01:55:05.159 --> 01:55:08.680
just think it's I just think it's
weird for like even if it even for

1652
01:55:08.760 --> 01:55:11.119
classical stuff, like it's like,
oh, hey, my favorite song is

1653
01:55:12.119 --> 01:55:16.880
The Entertainer by Scott Joplin, and
it's like that's crazy. That's crazy.

1654
01:55:17.600 --> 01:55:25.720
If that's your favorite song, that's
crazy. But I remember agreeing there depends

1655
01:55:25.760 --> 01:55:30.239
on the music some people don't listen
to, Like some people listen to classical

1656
01:55:30.760 --> 01:55:41.399
mother like look, okay, okay, maybe okay maybe, but like but

1657
01:55:41.560 --> 01:55:49.000
like that's the ice cream music.
That music. It doesn't ice cream truck

1658
01:55:49.119 --> 01:55:55.079
year. That's it. That's that
is that's favorite music. That is Yeah,

1659
01:55:56.239 --> 01:55:58.760
we can come over to my house
and can listen to The Entertainer five

1660
01:55:58.800 --> 01:56:04.920
hour loop. Uh what what kind
of what kind of child would you develop

1661
01:56:04.960 --> 01:56:09.159
and you played that to them for
when he went to bed like a very

1662
01:56:09.399 --> 01:56:14.520
cheery, happy kid, or they
would be fucking scary. Oh, there's

1663
01:56:15.000 --> 01:56:18.000
might be a happy kid like oh
the song makes their Americans like I remember

1664
01:56:18.640 --> 01:56:25.960
this song when they would be stabbing
doll, his little Dan, he's a

1665
01:56:25.960 --> 01:56:30.680
little dance. It's him stabbing his
fucking doll. I really, I really

1666
01:56:30.800 --> 01:56:35.079
want now that I've mentioned this,
I want to have sex to the Entertainer.

1667
01:56:35.720 --> 01:56:38.880
I want to have like a normal
playlist going, I want to have

1668
01:56:38.880 --> 01:56:41.880
a normal playlist going just for one
song, just for the lead up,

1669
01:56:42.600 --> 01:56:45.319
like the fore play is like maybe
like I don't know, one five minute

1670
01:56:45.359 --> 01:56:47.439
song, and then it goes into
the next song and it's like during full

1671
01:56:47.640 --> 01:56:55.039
full on, it's it's Scott Joplin's
the entertainer on the on the original ragtime

1672
01:56:55.119 --> 01:56:59.439
piano to not not even like a
re a remaster like or like a modern

1673
01:56:59.560 --> 01:57:06.039
version piano. Yeah, dude,
that would be piano. Yeah, that's

1674
01:57:06.119 --> 01:57:10.239
sick as. That's sick as in
the middle of your playlist. That's so

1675
01:57:10.359 --> 01:57:18.119
awesome, Like it's just all normal
background ambi and then it's it's like it's

1676
01:57:18.159 --> 01:57:23.880
like sex tape by Deaftones. Yeah, and then yeah, and then and

1677
01:57:24.000 --> 01:57:29.479
then the entertainer you're you're like you're
like stroking her up good and then like

1678
01:57:29.560 --> 01:57:31.680
all of a sudden that comes on
and you start like you start getting silly

1679
01:57:31.760 --> 01:57:34.840
in the bedroom, like you get
on top of her. You're like there's

1680
01:57:34.840 --> 01:57:39.279
a moment you're dancing on her back
and he doesn't know how you got there,

1681
01:57:39.319 --> 01:57:43.640
but you're like dancing, and then
all of a sudden, what you're

1682
01:57:43.720 --> 01:57:47.600
doing, it's like it's it's that
drawing of It's that famous image from the

1683
01:57:47.720 --> 01:57:50.960
Doctor SEUs book of like the cat
and the hat on the ball. That's

1684
01:57:51.079 --> 01:57:59.680
like, that's your that is that
is the vibe that you are fucking exuding.

1685
01:58:00.960 --> 01:58:03.479
You're just silly, You're just at
the point where you've hit you've hit

1686
01:58:03.680 --> 01:58:10.399
terminal silly. Everything's a joke and
a laugh. Everything. Everything sounds like

1687
01:58:10.479 --> 01:58:15.039
you're spinning a fucking little propeller hat
on your head. Everything's doing. What

1688
01:58:15.159 --> 01:58:17.199
if you do the complete opposite though, What if you're like you're hitting her

1689
01:58:17.279 --> 01:58:21.159
really, you're you're you're beating it
up, and then that shit kicks in.

1690
01:58:23.079 --> 01:58:26.880
You just fucking actually centrally start kissing
her in her thighs and stuff,

1691
01:58:26.880 --> 01:58:30.279
and you start like really sentially like
playing with her, like you know,

1692
01:58:30.399 --> 01:58:31.680
you really try to set it like
some slow jams are on it, and

1693
01:58:31.800 --> 01:58:36.079
she's like, what the fuck's happening? You're like, you try to make

1694
01:58:38.560 --> 01:58:44.880
essential as possible somehow dim the lights
even more of all that shit is is

1695
01:58:44.960 --> 01:58:46.760
fucking you know how it like you
know what I would love to do?

1696
01:58:46.840 --> 01:58:50.359
You know what I would love to
do? I would love to do that.

1697
01:58:51.000 --> 01:58:55.520
And then all of a sudden,
like the lights flicker and there's a

1698
01:58:55.720 --> 01:58:59.720
clown in a corner of the room, like a clown front of the room.

1699
01:59:00.239 --> 01:59:03.720
It just I am afraid of clowns. But that would scare Lily more

1700
01:59:03.800 --> 01:59:09.039
than it would scare me. It
would scare her way more. There's like

1701
01:59:09.119 --> 01:59:12.920
when there's a clown here, hunk, and the lights flicker immediately again and

1702
01:59:13.000 --> 01:59:15.760
it's gone, What was that?
And I'm like, what do you mean.

1703
01:59:16.079 --> 01:59:19.039
One of my biggest regrets, I
think was when we lived together.

1704
01:59:19.840 --> 01:59:25.279
When we lived together, I never
met Jalen and Joe had like this idea

1705
01:59:25.359 --> 01:59:29.199
that we would we were gonna rent
or not rent, but like buy clown

1706
01:59:29.279 --> 01:59:34.119
costumes and then just like wake you
up in the middle of the night screaming.

1707
01:59:34.520 --> 01:59:38.000
And we never did it. And
my biggest, I think, my

1708
01:59:38.079 --> 01:59:41.720
biggest regret is that I didn't.
We never did that insane because I just

1709
01:59:41.760 --> 01:59:45.880
I though would have been I would
have known one of you guys, I

1710
01:59:45.920 --> 01:59:47.000
would have ate one of you guys, and I would have been in I

1711
01:59:47.039 --> 01:59:50.000
would have just went to jail.
I would I would have harmed one of

1712
01:59:50.079 --> 01:59:54.880
my friends for no reason, and
I would have went to jail for cannibalism.

1713
01:59:55.279 --> 01:59:59.239
What happened, Oh, yeah,
my friends decided that and I bit

1714
01:59:59.319 --> 02:00:02.760
one of their throats out and now
I'm here. You have to admit,

1715
02:00:02.840 --> 02:00:08.960
though, if like, if that
footage existed, it would probably be like

1716
02:00:09.079 --> 02:00:14.560
that would be like a really viral
clip would have created a Columbine version of

1717
02:00:14.600 --> 02:00:16.800
myself. I would have lost my
mind. I would have just became dark

1718
02:00:16.920 --> 02:00:23.399
ending Kingston. Here he is,
but it would have been that's my dark

1719
02:00:23.520 --> 02:00:26.840
urge ending. It would have just
been like the bad ending for gatest It.

1720
02:00:27.880 --> 02:00:32.640
That's your that's your mister scratch uh
Crimson, Crimson roadin Crimson Road,

1721
02:00:32.720 --> 02:00:36.920
he says, el O Mo Molary
and Curly Curly. I guess oh,

1722
02:00:36.960 --> 02:00:42.359
the Three Stooges, right, incredible, the three f slurs this. I

1723
02:00:42.520 --> 02:00:46.840
like how this person's clearly Crimson,
You're you're clearly thirty plus years old.

1724
02:00:46.920 --> 02:00:49.920
I know that. I know that
purely because you know who the Three Stooges

1725
02:00:49.960 --> 02:00:54.520
are. You know, even thoughts
that reference. It is crazy, by

1726
02:00:54.520 --> 02:00:56.720
the way, that we even know
who the Three Stooges are when you consider

1727
02:00:56.800 --> 02:01:02.359
how fucking ancient they are even to
us. But regardless, not a question,

1728
02:01:02.439 --> 02:01:06.640
but a follow up. If you
thought Miles was getting absurd, you'll

1729
02:01:06.640 --> 02:01:13.119
absolutely love Japanese Spider Man, especially
the story of his mech. I have

1730
02:01:13.239 --> 02:01:15.920
seen that. Oh yeah, I
don't like it. That's as cool as

1731
02:01:15.960 --> 02:01:20.159
fun. You know what's even better
Italian Spider Man. Yeah yeah, yeah,

1732
02:01:20.199 --> 02:01:24.720
what does he do? If you
haven't seen it? Oh my god,

1733
02:01:24.720 --> 02:01:28.560
does pasta? Actually? If you
ever know? So Italian spot So

1734
02:01:28.640 --> 02:01:30.760
there's this. I can't remember what
the name of the studio is. I

1735
02:01:30.800 --> 02:01:34.039
forgot, it's been too many years. But uh, they also made a

1736
02:01:34.279 --> 02:01:41.439
series called Danger five and they actually
and they actually used to be on Netflix,

1737
02:01:41.479 --> 02:01:44.159
which it was shocking to me that
they actually got on Netflix for a

1738
02:01:44.239 --> 02:01:47.079
while. But Danger five is is
one of my favorite things of all time.

1739
02:01:47.199 --> 02:01:49.680
Please go check it out if you
haven't seen it. But they made

1740
02:01:49.960 --> 02:01:54.560
Italian Spider Man before that. And
I'll just put it this way, Spider

1741
02:01:54.600 --> 02:01:57.359
Man looks like Ron Jeremy with the
shotgun. I'm just gonna put it in.

1742
02:01:58.279 --> 02:02:01.439
That's all that's I need to say. I totally forget. That's so

1743
02:02:01.640 --> 02:02:05.680
funny. I love Danger five.
Danger five is fucking incredible. You know,

1744
02:02:05.840 --> 02:02:10.000
do you know how I found Danger
five? I found so I knew

1745
02:02:10.000 --> 02:02:13.720
about Italian Spider Man, and then
I didn't know they made anything else after

1746
02:02:13.840 --> 02:02:16.840
that. All of a sudden,
I'm on Tumblr in whatever year, twenty

1747
02:02:16.880 --> 02:02:20.199
eleven, whatever fuck it was,
whatever year it was, and I see

1748
02:02:20.439 --> 02:02:25.840
a gift of a fucking dude.
No no, no, no no,

1749
02:02:26.199 --> 02:02:31.840
it is a dude with a fucking
a fucking swastika insignia and a chainsaw and

1750
02:02:31.920 --> 02:02:35.279
the chainsaws on fire. And it's
like one of those you know when those

1751
02:02:35.359 --> 02:02:39.079
dudes are big, like it's like
when they fight and shit. And I

1752
02:02:39.199 --> 02:02:43.760
was like, what the fuck is
this? Like the craziest they ever said,

1753
02:02:44.760 --> 02:02:48.560
And it's great. It's it's such
a great show. It only had

1754
02:02:48.600 --> 02:02:55.319
two seasons, but the first season
was it was that Netflix was crazy back

1755
02:02:55.359 --> 02:02:58.359
then because it also had Kung Fury. They were putting on shit that like,

1756
02:02:59.479 --> 02:03:02.399
it seems like there was a fan
of like just obscure bullshit for a

1757
02:03:02.479 --> 02:03:05.720
while that was working at Netflix green
lighting stuff because they don't put stuff like

1758
02:03:05.760 --> 02:03:10.039
that on there anymore. That was
old. Yeah, Netflix was crazy.

1759
02:03:10.079 --> 02:03:13.079
I remember also in like two thousand
and like eight or nine, Netflix,

1760
02:03:13.479 --> 02:03:15.960
the Ship you'd find you'd find all
of them, like the ship everybody talks

1761
02:03:15.960 --> 02:03:19.760
about, but you'd find like absurd
stuff on there too. They were just

1762
02:03:19.840 --> 02:03:24.359
like what the fuck is doing two
and eighty nine. Yeah, you know,

1763
02:03:24.439 --> 02:03:28.439
they were still they were still doing
streaming back then, they were doing

1764
02:03:28.520 --> 02:03:31.840
a video. They were just doing
video. They were doing video. But

1765
02:03:31.960 --> 02:03:36.159
and I had to convince my mom, like stop getting stop renting, stop

1766
02:03:36.399 --> 02:03:41.239
mailing in DVDs from net because Netflix
used to do would you would rint DVDs

1767
02:03:41.279 --> 02:03:43.920
from them? And I was like, mom, you can stream now,

1768
02:03:44.079 --> 02:03:47.000
like I set it up for under
PS three. I was like for sure.

1769
02:03:47.800 --> 02:03:53.199
Nine yeah, two thousand and nine. So January two thousand and seven

1770
02:03:53.239 --> 02:03:57.720
is when Netflix online streaming first came
to video. But what was confusing me

1771
02:03:58.000 --> 02:04:01.720
was it was it wasn't available on
console until two thousand and like eight.

1772
02:04:02.920 --> 02:04:06.079
Uh, because I remember Xbox I
remember. I remember the Xbox to sixty

1773
02:04:06.199 --> 02:04:13.840
had had Netflix streaming exclusivity for a
while, Like I remember that's probably yeah,

1774
02:04:14.079 --> 02:04:19.439
remember yeah, I remember two thousand
exclusively streaming on Xbox three sixty.

1775
02:04:19.439 --> 02:04:23.000
And that's when I saw Batman The
Red Hood and I was like, this

1776
02:04:23.119 --> 02:04:25.680
is the fucking greatest. I was
so like, I was like, man,

1777
02:04:26.000 --> 02:04:29.359
they're really stepping up their game with
animated movies, like The Red Hood

1778
02:04:29.399 --> 02:04:31.319
is still like one of my favorites
with fucking John Demagio is the Joker.

1779
02:04:31.680 --> 02:04:33.720
That's a great one. That's great, fun, great one. Yeah,

1780
02:04:33.760 --> 02:04:36.479
it's like Mask of the Phantasm is
one of my favorite favorite stat I mean,

1781
02:04:36.520 --> 02:04:39.560
that's the classic. I wish I
would have got to see that in

1782
02:04:39.600 --> 02:04:42.520
the theater man, like they really
stand the fucking Yeah. I never Yeah,

1783
02:04:42.560 --> 02:04:46.520
that would have been nice. Yeah, but fuck anyway, Yeah is

1784
02:04:46.560 --> 02:04:49.600
great. You should. You should
definitely watch Danger five. You haven'tatched Danger

1785
02:04:49.680 --> 02:04:55.479
five. It has this very I
don't know how to there's no way to

1786
02:04:55.560 --> 02:04:58.079
explain it. You just have to
watch it. It is so good.

1787
02:04:58.720 --> 02:05:01.199
It's it's very It reminds me a
lot of there's a British kind of not

1788
02:05:01.319 --> 02:05:04.479
a British version of it, but
there's something that's there's a British show that's

1789
02:05:04.640 --> 02:05:09.479
very much kind of like it in
that same kind of vein. It's a

1790
02:05:09.520 --> 02:05:13.119
lot more dry, obviously because it's
British, but it's called Garth Meringue's Dark

1791
02:05:13.239 --> 02:05:17.800
Place, and it is a very
it's a similar it's not the same premise,

1792
02:05:17.840 --> 02:05:20.399
but it's it's a similar vibe.
This like kind of like low budget

1793
02:05:20.800 --> 02:05:28.199
almost like there's like a dr where
there doesn't need to be Yeah, it's

1794
02:05:28.720 --> 02:05:30.880
and this is the delivery on it. It's so weird. It's about like

1795
02:05:30.920 --> 02:05:33.159
this, like this amazing. It's
like a doctor house kind of scenario,

1796
02:05:33.239 --> 02:05:38.960
but it's it's set more like an
eighties kind of Twin Peaks type type deal.

1797
02:05:39.399 --> 02:05:42.880
This there's a scene where a guy
explodes in a hospital room. He

1798
02:05:43.039 --> 02:05:47.760
explodes and his head's on the ground
and he he's the heads like, can

1799
02:05:47.840 --> 02:05:54.439
you put me out of my misery? It really hurts. And it's the

1800
02:05:54.640 --> 02:05:59.600
thumbas. It's so fucking stupid,
but it's so good. Uh, everybody's

1801
02:06:00.159 --> 02:06:03.399
Both of those things are highly recommended
from me. But anyway, the last

1802
02:06:03.479 --> 02:06:11.760
one Hitler and and as always,
kill Hitler, Kill Hitler, as always

1803
02:06:12.840 --> 02:06:16.479
cream Queen Cream Queen Swing wrote and
he says, what's up, fuck snarks.

1804
02:06:16.760 --> 02:06:21.239
You guys have bad, bad nicknames. Scam. I think it's the

1805
02:06:21.439 --> 02:06:26.000
you know what it is? I
mean yeah, I mean you're homeless.

1806
02:06:26.000 --> 02:06:29.960
I can't blame you. First time, the lack of walls and warming.

1807
02:06:30.399 --> 02:06:34.079
Yeah, it's just frised the first
time. Patreon support a longtime listener,

1808
02:06:34.119 --> 02:06:39.920
welcome aboard, thanks for being finally
becoming homeless. Uh, this is Uh,

1809
02:06:40.199 --> 02:06:42.920
this is for Chris and not a
question. But I was going through

1810
02:06:42.960 --> 02:06:46.479
my grandmother's pantry and found not one, but two completely sealed glass snapples.

1811
02:06:46.760 --> 02:06:49.039
And I can't think of anyone else
who would adore them more than Chris.

1812
02:06:49.399 --> 02:06:51.199
So there's any way that I can
get them to you, a fellow New

1813
02:06:51.279 --> 02:06:57.239
Yorker, let me know. Uh, look, I'm fine. I will

1814
02:06:57.319 --> 02:07:01.840
let you know. I have a
full case of unopened glass snapples in my

1815
02:07:02.760 --> 02:07:06.960
parents' house in New York. I
don't need any extra ones. You enjoy

1816
02:07:08.079 --> 02:07:11.319
that one, all right, shake
it up, hit the bottom, do

1817
02:07:11.439 --> 02:07:14.640
that little pound at the bottom,
crack the seal, enjoy it yourself.

1818
02:07:15.000 --> 02:07:17.479
I give you permission. I have
plenty. I'm saving them for when they

1819
02:07:17.560 --> 02:07:23.039
inevitably bring them back and admit that
it was a fucking stupid decision, like

1820
02:07:23.119 --> 02:07:26.119
they did, like they did with
everything else, like they did with fucking

1821
02:07:26.199 --> 02:07:28.880
chicken fries back in like the mid
two thousands, where they're like, oh,

1822
02:07:28.880 --> 02:07:30.079
nobody wants sicken fries, and that
was like the only it's the only

1823
02:07:30.159 --> 02:07:32.880
thing people go to BurgerKing for,
So why would you stop doing that?

1824
02:07:33.399 --> 02:07:39.399
Stupid? But yeah, you can, I appreciate it, But it's not

1825
02:07:39.479 --> 02:07:42.439
necessary, And I guess that wasn't
really a question, So to wrap it

1826
02:07:42.520 --> 02:07:45.399
up a really quick one ran Deep
Kang. Sup, Guys, what's your

1827
02:07:45.399 --> 02:07:51.560
opinion on how H three's show ended
with Hasan? That shit was wild?

1828
02:07:53.560 --> 02:07:57.439
I think that was pretty obviously that
was like I was wondering when that would

1829
02:07:57.439 --> 02:08:01.800
happen. It is kind of fascinating
to me that Ethan has two podcasts now

1830
02:08:01.840 --> 02:08:09.840
that have just kind of yeah,
like it's it's strange. It's a strange

1831
02:08:09.880 --> 02:08:11.960
pattern. I wonder what the third
as soon as as soon as the Hamas

1832
02:08:13.039 --> 02:08:20.000
thing came for. From what I've
seen so far, those when it comes

1833
02:08:20.079 --> 02:08:24.800
to people that are on each side
of that conversation very on, like steaks

1834
02:08:24.039 --> 02:08:28.119
on each side, there's never I've
never seen a middle ground be reached.

1835
02:08:28.319 --> 02:08:35.600
Ever, Yeah, it's a conversation
in like just like the activists. For

1836
02:08:35.720 --> 02:08:39.960
the activists, I've never seen them. And I'm talking about people to have

1837
02:08:39.079 --> 02:08:43.359
actual stakes in it, not like
us or like another person you'd know,

1838
02:08:43.479 --> 02:08:48.000
like people that are like family on
each side, they cannot and will not

1839
02:08:50.479 --> 02:08:56.520
see the weird thing about that,
And it's insane that because my experience is

1840
02:08:56.560 --> 02:09:00.239
totally different when I see I see
people who are like, for example,

1841
02:09:00.279 --> 02:09:05.640
I've seen people who have had family, you know, Palestinians directly killed,

1842
02:09:05.880 --> 02:09:13.199
but are still being reasonable about the
scenario of what is actually happening, and

1843
02:09:13.439 --> 02:09:18.520
vice versa of saying I had people
that were close to me that were brutalized

1844
02:09:18.560 --> 02:09:24.399
by Hamas, but that doesn't justify
killing five six times more than about you

1845
02:09:24.439 --> 02:09:26.560
know what I'm saying, like,
there's there's people now usually people are telling

1846
02:09:26.640 --> 02:09:30.600
them to shut the fuck up,
which is kind of crazy. But the

1847
02:09:30.720 --> 02:09:31.760
one thing that I you know,
going back to the Ethan because this is

1848
02:09:31.800 --> 02:09:39.359
what it's really about, is what
weirded me out is how how famous,

1849
02:09:39.439 --> 02:09:43.800
how influential Ethan Klin is and how
well off he is. And the thing

1850
02:09:43.920 --> 02:09:50.199
that I just can't understand is the
reason why that show ended specifically is because

1851
02:09:50.319 --> 02:09:56.239
Ethan could not stop reading Reddit and
fucking Discord. And what baffles me is

1852
02:09:56.800 --> 02:10:01.279
if I were in the position of
Ethan Klein that my eyes would never lay.

1853
02:10:03.239 --> 02:10:05.560
I couldn't even I don't I don't
really read. I don't do that

1854
02:10:05.600 --> 02:10:09.800
shit now, just just just not
it's just not. But like say,

1855
02:10:09.840 --> 02:10:13.560
if I was set with that type
of money, I am fucking doing only

1856
02:10:13.640 --> 02:10:16.880
shit that I love and I am
not diving. Because he specifically was like,

1857
02:10:18.359 --> 02:10:22.119
I was reading I was seeing your
discord, Hassan, because it's it's

1858
02:10:22.199 --> 02:10:24.840
unofficial one, it's the unofficial official, right, because he didn't started it

1859
02:10:26.039 --> 02:10:28.439
organically, came up and reading all
of the stuff that was going on in

1860
02:10:28.520 --> 02:10:33.359
there. There was all these fucking
horrible people saying terrible things about Ethan and

1861
02:10:33.439 --> 02:10:35.119
all this shit, and I'm like, the fact that you're seeking this shit

1862
02:10:35.159 --> 02:10:39.960
out, dude, is really where
I'm like, I want to talk to

1863
02:10:39.000 --> 02:10:43.680
you, brother, Like I want
to be like, why would you even

1864
02:10:43.840 --> 02:10:46.760
do that when you know how fucked
up some people are that they're gonna say

1865
02:10:46.800 --> 02:10:54.319
the worship imaginable and you are.
And it killed him. He came back

1866
02:10:54.399 --> 02:10:56.239
on one of his shows, one
of his podcasts, and he was like,

1867
02:10:56.359 --> 02:11:00.399
this shit kept me up, like
it really bothered him. And I'm

1868
02:11:00.439 --> 02:11:03.960
just like, bro, if I
did that what he did, Like say,

1869
02:11:05.000 --> 02:11:07.760
even when I made videos, I
made video shitting on Joe Rogan because

1870
02:11:07.760 --> 02:11:11.159
he was being such an idiot and
during the pandemic, and if I read

1871
02:11:11.279 --> 02:11:16.000
every single comment, yeah, I'd
probably'd be pretty fucking annoyed too, because

1872
02:11:16.039 --> 02:11:18.640
you know, there was a lot
of fanboys of Joe Rogan that were just

1873
02:11:18.479 --> 02:11:26.239
just saying probably some really not colorful
things about me that normally they wouldn't say.

1874
02:11:26.239 --> 02:11:31.520
To them the colorful colorful, they
were savory. They're probably very colorful

1875
02:11:33.720 --> 02:11:39.720
oriented, absolutely, and so purposefully. I mean, just okay, I'm

1876
02:11:39.720 --> 02:11:41.800
not gonna read all that shit because
you already know what you're gonna You're just

1877
02:11:41.960 --> 02:11:46.520
all you're gonna do is hurt yourself
by diving into all of that shit,

1878
02:11:46.560 --> 02:11:52.800
because it's not constructive criticism. They're
just talking shit. And so eventually they

1879
02:11:52.880 --> 02:11:58.359
kept having these crazy disagreements. They
already had healthy conversations on the show itself

1880
02:11:58.039 --> 02:12:01.560
and basically agreed they disagree. They
both literally had moments where they cried.

1881
02:12:03.279 --> 02:12:05.079
But then all of a sudden,
Ethan's like, I'm gonna dive deep into

1882
02:12:05.159 --> 02:12:09.920
all of this stuff. And he's
like an old school type of person that

1883
02:12:09.079 --> 02:12:13.800
just can't stay off. He reminds
me not to the same degree, but

1884
02:12:13.039 --> 02:12:16.840
we've all kind of said, boogie, stay the fuck off the internet,

1885
02:12:16.319 --> 02:12:20.680
stop reading all this shit, stop
responding to these people, and they seem

1886
02:12:20.880 --> 02:12:24.600
they can't help themselves about it.
There's a different parts The problem is that

1887
02:12:24.680 --> 02:12:28.640
he's older, right, And he's
an older person. His family's from one

1888
02:12:28.720 --> 02:12:33.359
of the places where sure those things
are. He's an objective of one of

1889
02:12:33.399 --> 02:12:39.319
the groups. He's also Jewish,
granted that there's a lot of being a

1890
02:12:39.399 --> 02:12:43.920
Jewish person historically, and seeing the
way the Jewish government is behaving right now

1891
02:12:43.560 --> 02:12:48.479
has to be tough. That has
to be a really really tough thing to

1892
02:12:48.600 --> 02:12:52.920
see. How you know, you
guys were the ones that were being kicked

1893
02:12:52.960 --> 02:12:58.439
around for centuries and now you guys
are doing the kicking around. It must

1894
02:12:58.479 --> 02:13:03.199
be a tough thing. And it's
it's also something that like you could I

1895
02:13:03.319 --> 02:13:07.840
could almost believe this isn't fake because
of the history of the people's involved,

1896
02:13:07.920 --> 02:13:16.119
you know, simply because of the
because like look at this, like look

1897
02:13:16.159 --> 02:13:20.680
at what's happening. Like they sailed
over the water and just started killing people

1898
02:13:20.760 --> 02:13:26.359
on the beach. That fucking really
happened. That wasn't like a fucking people

1899
02:13:26.560 --> 02:13:28.159
like, that's not some shit that
we do in America. We'd lie about

1900
02:13:28.199 --> 02:13:31.840
it, where the America, like
fucking the Maga people would be like they're

1901
02:13:31.000 --> 02:13:35.760
stealing our things. Look at it. The frogs. No, that straight

1902
02:13:35.840 --> 02:13:39.680
up was a real thing that happened. People sailed across the water and murdered

1903
02:13:39.720 --> 02:13:45.079
other people for not the best reason. So like it's a it's an insane

1904
02:13:45.119 --> 02:13:48.920
thing. I think even it takes
too much. He's he's too close to

1905
02:13:50.039 --> 02:13:52.840
the problem. He's just standing too
close to the fire to see those situations

1906
02:13:54.319 --> 02:13:56.600
right now. But I think that's
a lot of people because I really,

1907
02:13:56.680 --> 02:14:01.039
I really hope that's situation gets cleared
out because everyone is just so barred and

1908
02:14:01.239 --> 02:14:05.520
armed towards one another. It makes
my heart hurt. It's crazy, but

1909
02:14:05.680 --> 02:14:11.800
I just if he you have to
know, being is big of an influencer

1910
02:14:11.920 --> 02:14:13.520
or whatever, you know, I
hate that word, but still being as

1911
02:14:13.600 --> 02:14:18.800
big as he is and he's not
a dumb person that it's like, you

1912
02:14:18.960 --> 02:14:22.279
gotta know, you gotta know you're
gonna discord, dude. I hate discord.

1913
02:14:22.319 --> 02:14:26.760
I really, I truly it brings
that there is so it's it's like

1914
02:14:26.760 --> 02:14:33.119
an extension of four channe almost in
some people's servers. In some people's servers,

1915
02:14:33.520 --> 02:14:37.000
so you'll find, like in certain
chats and whatever, some of the

1916
02:14:37.159 --> 02:14:39.520
worst people on the Internet. And
you got to know when it comes to

1917
02:14:39.560 --> 02:14:45.039
something that's heated, like you're specifically, what did you think you were gonna

1918
02:14:45.079 --> 02:14:48.720
find? On on Hassan's discord by
reading all that shit? Do you think

1919
02:14:48.720 --> 02:14:50.880
it was gonna be everybody being like, oh, everything's great when there's the

1920
02:14:52.319 --> 02:14:56.920
radical people that are just defending Palestinians
at all costs, that to the point

1921
02:14:56.960 --> 02:15:00.359
where some of them are even just
defending jimas like, did you what you

1922
02:15:00.359 --> 02:15:03.439
thought you weren't gonna find that?
Did you seriously think you weren't going to

1923
02:15:03.479 --> 02:15:05.960
Like so, once he sought it
out and found it, it hurt,

1924
02:15:07.079 --> 02:15:09.239
It destroyed his heart. And it's
like this is somewhat of a representation of

1925
02:15:09.279 --> 02:15:15.479
Hassan at least how he felt,
which it feels a little unfair because I'm

1926
02:15:15.560 --> 02:15:18.359
like, you know, Hassan doesn't
feel that way. They've had very productive,

1927
02:15:18.479 --> 02:15:24.000
like I said, conversations on I
watched their leftovers and their talks about

1928
02:15:24.039 --> 02:15:28.760
that shit, and they had very
four hour fucking conversation, very productive about

1929
02:15:28.760 --> 02:15:33.760
this shit, very understanding on each
other's points and sides and stuff. And

1930
02:15:33.000 --> 02:15:39.520
then you know, it's like,
damn and inevitably that shit. It just

1931
02:15:39.600 --> 02:15:41.720
they had a falling out. They've
had more arguments because of this stuff,

1932
02:15:41.760 --> 02:15:48.560
because of that catalyst, And you
know, it's unfortunate because I actually thought

1933
02:15:48.800 --> 02:15:52.439
there was a The podcast started off
horrible. I thought it was terrible,

1934
02:15:52.920 --> 02:16:00.880
but then they started to actually gain
some chemistry and ultimately because cause the things

1935
02:16:00.920 --> 02:16:03.439
that I don't like about a song, he doesn't do in that podcast,

1936
02:16:03.880 --> 02:16:07.880
which is steamroll and be like a
complete piece of ship, and then Ethan

1937
02:16:07.399 --> 02:16:11.720
started to become less of like a
this is my show, I'm gonna talk

1938
02:16:11.760 --> 02:16:15.880
whenever I want, and it actually
started to become like I was like this,

1939
02:16:16.239 --> 02:16:18.680
this is actually a pretty good show
to talk about some ship that you

1940
02:16:18.760 --> 02:16:22.199
know, a lot of people don't
talk about on that high of a level

1941
02:16:22.239 --> 02:16:26.479
of podcast, I guess. And
so it's kind of unfortunate that it's gone.

1942
02:16:26.560 --> 02:16:33.639
But hey man, if he's still
got all his other other ship going

1943
02:16:33.639 --> 02:16:37.520
on, so he's fine and they're
both fine. They're both fine. Yeah,

1944
02:16:37.520 --> 02:16:43.479
there's happened this week. Didn't that
should happen? Oh yeah I didn't.

1945
02:16:43.559 --> 02:16:48.280
I didn't. I've never watched that. Oh yeah, I forgot about

1946
02:16:48.280 --> 02:16:52.079
it. They had their they had
their reconcilation. They don't touch me,

1947
02:16:52.440 --> 02:17:03.120
don't you ever touch me? Eat
and just cold cockxer Bro, don't fucking

1948
02:17:03.200 --> 02:17:09.239
tell this, I don't even there. I probably my first reaction, but

1949
02:17:09.360 --> 02:17:13.360
there's no way that's real. There's
no way that happened, and it would

1950
02:17:13.600 --> 02:17:16.440
and then when finding out that it's
real, I didn't know. I don't

1951
02:17:16.440 --> 02:17:20.760
know what to think. I hit
her like that, why do you do

1952
02:17:20.879 --> 02:17:24.760
it? And it's a set.
It's like he shakes free squares up,

1953
02:17:26.040 --> 02:17:30.600
starts curtsing at her and then cold
cockser bro. That would make so that

1954
02:17:30.639 --> 02:17:33.159
would make so many people happy,
you know what I mean, Like so

1955
02:17:33.239 --> 02:17:37.959
many people would be like, yeah, finally that would make the kind of

1956
02:17:37.000 --> 02:17:41.479
people, the kind of people and
me happy. That's it. It would

1957
02:17:41.520 --> 02:17:46.319
make it would make it would make
Kingston very happy, because I don't like

1958
02:17:46.399 --> 02:17:52.280
Tanamojo at all, and then it'd
be like very not great group of people

1959
02:17:52.360 --> 02:17:56.440
happy. I did. Yeah.
I saw that clip of them going around

1960
02:17:56.479 --> 02:17:58.159
here like say forgiveness, and I
was like, that's kind of there's something

1961
02:17:58.239 --> 02:18:03.000
kind of nice. I don't know
I that made that there was like there's

1962
02:18:03.040 --> 02:18:09.319
something because it's so long ago and
seeing like this kind of full circle thing

1963
02:18:09.799 --> 02:18:13.600
happen, it is kind of like, oh, it's I wish I don't

1964
02:18:13.639 --> 02:18:18.719
know. I guess for me,
I look at it as and and this

1965
02:18:18.879 --> 02:18:20.840
might not be true for them,
but I look at it as like,

1966
02:18:20.959 --> 02:18:26.559
oh, yeah, this is the
Internet, and it's not really that fucking

1967
02:18:26.719 --> 02:18:31.399
serious, you know what I mean. Like there's something about it where it's

1968
02:18:31.440 --> 02:18:33.520
like there there are there are people
that I've made videos about or that I

1969
02:18:33.600 --> 02:18:39.520
have like insulted for sure that I
do not fucking remember today. Like I

1970
02:18:39.840 --> 02:18:41.399
just straight up, I straight up
to like I think I had. I

1971
02:18:41.479 --> 02:18:43.520
think I I had somebody come up
to me and it's like, hey,

1972
02:18:43.559 --> 02:18:46.120
you made a you you made a
joke about me a couple of years ago.

1973
02:18:46.120 --> 02:18:50.799
I was like, Oh, I
don't remember who who? I sincerely

1974
02:18:50.840 --> 02:18:52.159
like, I don't I don't remember
what did you do it? Maybe I

1975
02:18:52.239 --> 02:18:58.159
don't know make fun of you?
Yeah, that's the thing. It's like

1976
02:18:58.159 --> 02:19:01.639
I've never made fun of it.
Anybody who didn't I think didn't rightfully have,

1977
02:19:01.799 --> 02:19:05.520
like like I'd never sent like death
threats to anybody or fucking denitying crazy.

1978
02:19:05.559 --> 02:19:07.159
I just like, hey, that's
a really dumb thing for you to

1979
02:19:07.239 --> 02:19:13.000
say. Uh, but you know, I don't care about it really,

1980
02:19:13.280 --> 02:19:16.440
like on a deep level, to
the point where I'm carrying it around with

1981
02:19:16.479 --> 02:19:18.280
me for years and years and year. Hell no, so, like I

1982
02:19:18.319 --> 02:19:22.840
don't know, seeing them together in
that context with that, with that kind

1983
02:19:22.879 --> 02:19:26.639
of meme kind of repurpose, was
like, it's it's probably the only example

1984
02:19:26.920 --> 02:19:31.959
of like a physical manifestation of that
attitude that I've actually seen occur in real

1985
02:19:33.079 --> 02:19:37.799
time where it's like, oh,
this is it really isn't that big of

1986
02:19:37.840 --> 02:19:41.680
a fucking deal. Yeah, it's
just then I thought it was interesting.

1987
02:19:41.319 --> 02:19:46.760
We're not at each other's throats and
like fucking you know, hating each other

1988
02:19:46.840 --> 02:19:50.399
to the core of each other's being. Uh, I appreciate that. Anyway,

1989
02:19:50.399 --> 02:19:52.719
what were you saying, Oh,
I was just just adding to what

1990
02:19:52.799 --> 02:19:54.680
you were saying. Is I saw
I think she. I think Tanna was

1991
02:19:54.719 --> 02:20:01.360
streaming around the time where or maybe
I think she was reacting to his apology

1992
02:20:01.479 --> 02:20:05.959
video when he put out that one
video about like I wish the back or

1993
02:20:07.000 --> 02:20:13.319
whatever, and she was saying she
was like, for she didn't even think

1994
02:20:13.680 --> 02:20:18.559
he had a reason, She didn't
even think he really should have apologized.

1995
02:20:18.040 --> 02:20:22.760
She actually was like, yeah,
at the time, I was a complete

1996
02:20:22.840 --> 02:20:28.200
fucking idiot, and like that they
reflecting on how she used to behave and

1997
02:20:28.399 --> 02:20:33.319
like she she cringes at the thought
of that. So there was no bad

1998
02:20:33.399 --> 02:20:35.280
blood. It was not like you
know, at the time, obviously she

1999
02:20:35.440 --> 02:20:39.639
was upset, but as a much
older woman, she was like, nah,

2000
02:20:39.799 --> 02:20:43.639
like I was, I was an
idiot, and I understand why this

2001
02:20:43.760 --> 02:20:46.040
dude went after me, even though
you know, obviously it's not the nicest

2002
02:20:46.040 --> 02:20:50.200
way to go about it. But
she understood that her behavior and being like,

2003
02:20:50.600 --> 02:20:54.840
you know, just being some dumb
white bitch and just like just using

2004
02:20:54.920 --> 02:20:58.559
hard rs like like it's nothing,
is not the smartest thing to do.

2005
02:20:58.479 --> 02:21:01.520
And so it was. It was
interesting. Her reflection on it was very

2006
02:21:01.639 --> 02:21:05.159
mature, and uh, you know, Jesus, she's the porn star now,

2007
02:21:05.239 --> 02:21:07.799
so you know, a lot of
those a lot of those bitches actually

2008
02:21:07.799 --> 02:21:11.600
have a lot of perspective on the
world. It's interesting. I feel like

2009
02:21:11.639 --> 02:21:13.239
a lot of sex workers have such
a perspective on the world that a lot

2010
02:21:13.239 --> 02:21:20.520
of people don't because of for sure, just to talk to yeah, because

2011
02:21:20.520 --> 02:21:24.319
when I get coming, all I
do is feel shame for them. They

2012
02:21:24.360 --> 02:21:30.440
get enlightened men. It's crazy.
It's wild. Shout up to Tannis stits

2013
02:21:30.440 --> 02:21:33.200
man. I've never seen them not
looking. Is she a sex worker?

2014
02:21:33.239 --> 02:21:39.200
I didn't even know I thought she
Yeah, she I found out because I

2015
02:21:39.399 --> 02:21:45.120
used to, God, everyone's a
fucking Degenner before I knew about the origins

2016
02:21:45.120 --> 02:21:48.680
of Adam twenty two. That dude
sucks, like Jesus Christ, the guy

2017
02:21:48.760 --> 02:21:52.120
sucks. But like, uh,
yeah, he used to. I saw

2018
02:21:52.200 --> 02:21:54.639
that they did some content back in
the day. I thought it was fake,

2019
02:21:54.719 --> 02:21:58.520
but apparently it was real. We're
like, oh, we're gonna like,

2020
02:21:58.639 --> 02:22:03.719
uh Adam twenty two when somebody's gonna
bang off camera and she's Tanna's gonna

2021
02:22:03.719 --> 02:22:09.680
give commentary, and then they were
like talking about the whole industry, and

2022
02:22:09.920 --> 02:22:13.040
it was like not too far.
Afterwards, she was basically being like,

2023
02:22:13.639 --> 02:22:16.840
oh, I'm doing OnlyFans, and
that's basically I think she just makes her

2024
02:22:16.879 --> 02:22:20.120
money because she doesn't. I don't. I've never seen her do anything as

2025
02:22:20.159 --> 02:22:26.280
far as content like this. She's
a podcast. She she had Matt Rifle

2026
02:22:26.399 --> 02:22:28.559
shit, I remember, and she
kind of cooked him a little bit.

2027
02:22:28.920 --> 02:22:31.840
Remember, Oh that was her?
Yeah, yeah, that was the podcast.

2028
02:22:33.319 --> 02:22:35.879
She looks also very different. There's
something up Tana. I didn't know.

2029
02:22:37.319 --> 02:22:39.120
I don't know if it's I don't
know if it's just me, but

2030
02:22:39.319 --> 02:22:41.879
like her face has never looked the
same to me every time I've seen it,

2031
02:22:43.399 --> 02:22:46.799
Like, she looks different every time
I see this person, Like I

2032
02:22:46.840 --> 02:22:50.040
don't know what it is. I've
been told that I have a face like

2033
02:22:50.120 --> 02:22:52.799
that too, where it's like people
see me from different angles. I look

2034
02:22:52.840 --> 02:22:54.600
at a complete different person. So
I get it. Maybe she's like one

2035
02:22:54.600 --> 02:22:58.639
of those people. But I did
not recognize her in that clip with Matt

2036
02:22:58.680 --> 02:23:01.479
Rayfi there and I was like,
oh, ship, that's Tantamo. Joe

2037
02:23:01.840 --> 02:23:05.840
had sunglasses and the hat on,
so that's Bobby. Why I didn't recognize

2038
02:23:05.840 --> 02:23:11.879
her and I she did not,
like you couldn't see her face. But

2039
02:23:11.840 --> 02:23:18.200
what I'm saying, even in that
clip of them together, like her and

2040
02:23:18.280 --> 02:23:22.479
Ian, I'm like, you guys
look very I mean, Ian looks different

2041
02:23:22.479 --> 02:23:24.639
than he used to, but he
still looks like Ian. Ian. I

2042
02:23:24.680 --> 02:23:30.879
don't know deeply into it looks very
different. It looks very different because he

2043
02:23:31.040 --> 02:23:33.000
has the mullet thing going on completely, because the one thing that stood out

2044
02:23:33.000 --> 02:23:37.760
about items to me mostly was his
glasses and his forehead and they're both gone

2045
02:23:37.000 --> 02:23:41.079
essentially because he has the hair covering
it up and then his glasses gone.

2046
02:23:41.079 --> 02:23:45.520
So it's like he looks I'm like
if I saw him walking down the street.

2047
02:23:45.840 --> 02:23:48.479
No, I'm so used to him
looking like this now. But if

2048
02:23:48.520 --> 02:23:52.120
I if that was my introduction seeing
him like this when I only remember that

2049
02:23:52.200 --> 02:23:58.399
guy, I wouldn't connect it immediately. That's just fucking red Nick and one

2050
02:23:58.280 --> 02:24:01.239
guy. One thing I wanted and
we wanted to read. We want to

2051
02:24:01.239 --> 02:24:05.200
answer it because we technically answered this
question on I think the last episode,

2052
02:24:05.360 --> 02:24:07.319
So it's a double up, but
it is a nice sentiment. Shut up,

2053
02:24:07.360 --> 02:24:11.719
swingey or gay road in. This
is hi high cutie babies, what

2054
02:24:11.840 --> 02:24:15.000
is your most memorable gift that you've
ever received for Christmas as a kid?

2055
02:24:15.040 --> 02:24:18.840
We we I'm I swear to god. We just answered this exact question,

2056
02:24:18.479 --> 02:24:24.639
so it sounds like we did in
the last episode. Uh, but they

2057
02:24:24.719 --> 02:24:28.399
also ran and also thanks for keeping
me sane. I'm curious as to what

2058
02:24:28.559 --> 02:24:33.239
my brain looks like after binging the
Sleepy Cabin podcast along with one hundred and

2059
02:24:33.239 --> 02:24:35.760
sixty episodes of The Snark Tank back
to back by the time I caught up

2060
02:24:35.959 --> 02:24:43.159
real time. Love you guys,
that's a wild combination, man, be

2061
02:24:43.719 --> 02:24:48.680
be careful with that and with that, have a have a beautiful little fucking

2062
02:24:48.719 --> 02:24:52.799
Christmas. Uh? Do all the
holiday ship, eat your I don't know

2063
02:24:52.879 --> 02:24:58.760
what if you're know what do people
do for Christmas? If you if you,

2064
02:24:58.000 --> 02:25:01.840
if you actually what is it called
fruitcake? If you actually make fruitcake

2065
02:25:01.920 --> 02:25:05.639
used to be shot into the sun. No one really makes fruitcake. My

2066
02:25:05.719 --> 02:25:09.639
grandma liked fruitcake, and my grandma
is also from My grandmother was also around

2067
02:25:09.680 --> 02:25:13.079
with Hitler was around. So let
that, let that make sense to you.

2068
02:25:13.239 --> 02:25:16.399
I want you all to know that
I don't care about any of you.

2069
02:25:16.559 --> 02:25:20.159
None of you mean anything to me. Only that matters the money you

2070
02:25:20.200 --> 02:25:24.200
guys give me. I appreciate you. My grandmother's yes, was born in

2071
02:25:24.200 --> 02:25:31.440
the thirties, Your grandma's old.
I want you guys all to know that

2072
02:25:31.520 --> 02:25:33.319
I'm coming for you. Every dollar
you have, I'm taking it from you.

2073
02:25:35.159 --> 02:25:37.000
I know your information. I know
you guys love them. A show

2074
02:25:37.040 --> 02:25:39.959
uping your house in the dark,
when it's the dark, when it's at

2075
02:25:39.000 --> 02:25:43.760
this darkest where you where you live, is at its absolute darkest. I

2076
02:25:43.879 --> 02:25:46.840
want you to know I'm behind you. I'm right behind you at that moment

2077
02:25:48.319 --> 02:25:50.879
when you are scared, I'm always
near you. I want you to understand

2078
02:25:50.959 --> 02:25:54.559
that, as as of right now, I want to let you know,

2079
02:25:54.799 --> 02:26:03.000
there's a quick little update about the
podcast that that fifty Sweeney's cut of the

2080
02:26:03.079 --> 02:26:07.319
money, it just goes dust.
Now, Yeah, he's at its darkest,

2081
02:26:07.520 --> 02:26:13.799
at its at your house's literal darkest, when there is no light in

2082
02:26:13.879 --> 02:26:18.399
your home. I'm in your house, ruffling through your fucking garbage. I'm

2083
02:26:18.520 --> 02:26:22.639
picking your kid up off the bed
and throwing them on the floor over and

2084
02:26:22.799 --> 02:26:26.280
over and over again. You're gonna
hear your kids screaming, like somebody lifted

2085
02:26:26.319 --> 02:26:28.600
me up and threw me on the
ground. And you're gonna know it was

2086
02:26:28.760 --> 02:26:33.600
me that did That's your kid.
I'm coming for you. What are you

2087
02:26:33.639 --> 02:26:35.040
doing? You're you're trying to be
a poltergeist or something. What are you

2088
02:26:35.120 --> 02:26:43.040
doing? The scariest, scariest it's
me Kingston, the Christmas Poultergeist. Here

2089
02:26:43.120 --> 02:26:46.920
the idea, Yeah, I hit
on the ground. So the idea of

2090
02:26:46.000 --> 02:26:50.920
your you hearing your kids scream You
go in there your bedroom. Yeah,

2091
02:26:50.920 --> 02:26:54.159
your kids on the floor, like
what happened? Some big black guy picked

2092
02:26:54.159 --> 02:26:56.760
me up and threw me on the
floor. That I swear to God,

2093
02:26:56.840 --> 02:27:01.200
it's like what that didn't happens?
That it just going to be shut up,

2094
02:27:03.479 --> 02:27:09.719
getting your bed again, getting again, I'll be again. Don't go

2095
02:27:09.799 --> 02:27:11.840
to Animal? Did you? For
the longest time, I thought that was

2096
02:27:11.879 --> 02:27:15.159
a real movie. Did we talk
about that? Dude? I thought so

2097
02:27:15.280 --> 02:27:20.200
too. I thought that that was
a real movie until until the high resolution

2098
02:27:20.399 --> 02:27:24.239
version of the movie came out and
then you could see the title is like

2099
02:27:24.680 --> 02:27:28.000
the title of the movie is like
Angels with Filthy Souls, And I'm like,

2100
02:27:28.079 --> 02:27:33.079
that's not a real fucking movie.
That's so fucking ridiculous. But yeah,

2101
02:27:33.079 --> 02:27:39.159
I totally thought that was real.
But anyway, we're gonna move what

2102
02:27:39.840 --> 02:27:43.120
I was gonna say, The real
update, Oh yeah, the real update

2103
02:27:43.319 --> 02:27:46.799
is, uh, aside from Kingston
losing all of his shares of the money

2104
02:27:46.799 --> 02:27:52.280
and they're all going to kings a
freelancer, uh he we we are.

2105
02:27:52.680 --> 02:27:56.399
So we're going to double up on
episodes where we're going to have episodes for

2106
02:27:56.479 --> 02:27:58.719
an episode for Christmas, obviously the
one you're listening to now. We're going

2107
02:27:58.760 --> 02:28:01.920
to have an episode for New Year's
basically, or an episode for just before

2108
02:28:01.959 --> 02:28:07.200
New Year's. We're gonna have extra
amos to accompany them. But we're recording

2109
02:28:07.280 --> 02:28:11.159
that all this week basically. Uh, and the first week of January,

2110
02:28:11.239 --> 02:28:16.200
we're going to take some some low
down time. So the first week of

2111
02:28:16.280 --> 02:28:20.479
January, we're gonna be we're gonna
be taking it off just so we can

2112
02:28:20.399 --> 02:28:24.360
plan for some stuff. There's some
there's some merch stuff that we want to

2113
02:28:24.399 --> 02:28:28.319
get to definitely, and I want
to just clear my schedule in that sense,

2114
02:28:28.399 --> 02:28:31.879
just to get a clean handle on
that. So first week of January,

2115
02:28:31.920 --> 02:28:33.440
we're gonna be taking a little bit
of a break, but we'll be

2116
02:28:33.520 --> 02:28:35.879
we'll be back what like the seventh
of the eighth or something like that,

2117
02:28:37.399 --> 02:28:39.680
something like that. Yeah, yeah, early January will be there. So

2118
02:28:39.799 --> 02:28:43.280
the question the question thread will still
go up in time. We'll get to

2119
02:28:43.319 --> 02:28:48.840
all your questions obviously, and you
know, the schedule is going to remain

2120
02:28:48.879 --> 02:28:52.760
the same episode Extra Amo, Episode
X two episodes Extra Amo two episodes Extra

2121
02:28:52.760 --> 02:28:56.479
Amo. But uh, you know, there's gonna be a little bit of

2122
02:28:56.520 --> 02:29:05.440
a break. Yes, saw,
so fucking there. I called make Cuban

2123
02:29:05.600 --> 02:29:13.920
peat. I'm the king of the
rumba beat. Boom chim chi chi boom,

2124
02:29:15.760 --> 02:29:22.680
right bye. I'm gonna read the
names now, Yeah, read them

2125
02:29:22.680 --> 02:29:28.040
all and read them all in one
word. You gotta say every name,

2126
02:29:30.079 --> 02:29:35.319
and you got you gotta go.
You gotta go for Doc or I can't.

2127
02:29:35.399 --> 02:29:45.040
Three three two one go Doc on
the bake. Sitting on a cock

2128
02:29:45.040 --> 02:29:48.159
because I'm gay, p p P
P p p P gay ABC's blow a

2129
02:29:48.239 --> 02:29:50.879
dick of female dick gay is what
I will become. Leon Sam's big meaty

2130
02:29:52.000 --> 02:29:56.319
stinks, Saucy Legs McGee, Gray
mccoolier, Josh, it wasn't me.

2131
02:29:58.159 --> 02:30:01.399
You can't. I can't. It's
not possible, all right, and one

2132
02:30:01.479 --> 02:30:07.079
so by the way, also okay, by the niggas, fuck y'all.

2133
02:30:09.719 --> 02:30:13.680
Slow that slow that audio clip down
five million percent and you'll see that I

2134
02:30:13.760 --> 02:30:20.159
actually read all all of the names
in complete succinct order. I want to

2135
02:30:20.319 --> 02:30:24.639
what sorry, sorry a family guy, I think he said. I think

2136
02:30:24.680 --> 02:30:31.000
Peter said, do you remember that
all the everyone in the world, you're

2137
02:30:31.040 --> 02:30:35.520
just jealousy. It's a good joke. It's a stupid joke. Sitting on

2138
02:30:35.600 --> 02:30:39.559
the cock because I'm gay is is
from that Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld,

2139
02:30:39.879 --> 02:30:45.559
uh Chris Rock and uh Lucy Kaye
interview. You're not fooling me. I

2140
02:30:46.360 --> 02:30:48.959
study this stuff. I know.
But thank you, thank you for writing

2141
02:30:50.040 --> 02:30:52.319
and or for for donating your twenty
five dollars thank you to all of our

2142
02:30:52.319 --> 02:30:54.479
twenty five dollars patients who are we
are reading now, these are all of

2143
02:30:54.520 --> 02:30:58.040
our twenty five dollars homeless patrons.
Josh, it wasn't me giddy, Andy

2144
02:30:58.159 --> 02:31:01.600
the man who's handy? Are are
stre and Dandy? Evil sween be like

2145
02:31:03.079 --> 02:31:07.879
I'm skinny. Ben Shapiro one hundred
percent stats so fucking me for no reason.

2146
02:31:09.239 --> 02:31:13.000
Ben Shapiro one per stashed away one
of his sister's bras when he was

2147
02:31:13.000 --> 02:31:18.360
a teenager. For sure, for
sure, that's so fucking crazy. Pregnant

2148
02:31:18.920 --> 02:31:24.399
were insane. I still think about
that brow out to Abby Shapiro's pregnant tits

2149
02:31:26.799 --> 02:31:33.840
all right, Heith Smoker, Damn, I'm not gay. I'm feeling Frands

2150
02:31:35.000 --> 02:31:39.760
got man stick in my ass.
I'm he him, but not for long.

2151
02:31:39.920 --> 02:31:46.920
My penis is coming off. Uh
sen sonic symphony. To Israel,

2152
02:31:46.000 --> 02:31:50.559
they need that hog metal metal case. Did you guys see that? Jerry

2153
02:31:50.559 --> 02:31:54.479
seinfelds at Israel right now? Something
so funny about that. I don't know

2154
02:31:54.559 --> 02:31:58.440
why. It's just I mean,
obviously he would be like that makes perfect

2155
02:31:58.479 --> 02:32:01.200
sense, but like it's just it's
fun. I can't imagine that in any

2156
02:32:01.239 --> 02:32:05.920
other context. But a Seinfeld episode
cars to like the Slaughtered Families or something.

2157
02:32:05.959 --> 02:32:09.799
What is he doing? What is
he doing? I just I just

2158
02:32:09.920 --> 02:32:15.440
feel like I just love the idea
of him there, and just it's so

2159
02:32:15.680 --> 02:32:18.959
not serious, you know what I
mean, Like the idea, the idea

2160
02:32:18.000 --> 02:32:22.399
of it being there fucked up.
He's like, what a fucked up scenario?

2161
02:32:24.120 --> 02:32:26.239
Or like the idea of like what
like the hostages come up and they're

2162
02:32:26.360 --> 02:32:31.239
they're like they're like, uh,
they're they're talking to him like, oh

2163
02:32:31.280 --> 02:32:39.799
man, Jerry help us, and
it's like yeah, yeah, or the

2164
02:32:39.920 --> 02:32:41.799
idea of like he would find it
like an awkward situation to be in a

2165
02:32:41.879 --> 02:32:46.879
room full of people who are a
family who's who have hostages, because it's

2166
02:32:46.959 --> 02:32:50.120
like, well, none of them
are any more special than the other one

2167
02:32:50.159 --> 02:32:52.600
then, right, like they're all
kind of the same, like none of

2168
02:32:52.639 --> 02:32:56.760
them, none of them take priority
over each other. They're all hostage people.

2169
02:32:58.559 --> 02:33:01.079
How do I handle this? And
it's like some awkward like I don't

2170
02:33:01.120 --> 02:33:05.200
know, fucking George goes with him
and refuses to tip I don't know.

2171
02:33:05.440 --> 02:33:09.079
I just can't I can't see it
and and and I can't see this as

2172
02:33:09.120 --> 02:33:11.079
like a real trip to Israel for
like a genuine humanitarian cause. I just

2173
02:33:11.120 --> 02:33:16.239
look at it as like a It's
like what sitcom style sinanigans are going on?

2174
02:33:18.440 --> 02:33:22.399
I must know? Uh, Metle
gay solid three sperm eater featuring solid

2175
02:33:22.440 --> 02:33:26.520
cock. Shut up, Sweeney,
you're gay? Uh? The billboard posted

2176
02:33:26.559 --> 02:33:31.360
on KSI's massive fucking forehead homeless transfer
who got laid off from pizza hut.

2177
02:33:31.479 --> 02:33:37.719
That's rough, Damn. Go to
Dominoest. Go to Dominoes man, Go

2178
02:33:37.879 --> 02:33:43.200
to Dominoes. Alexander the gay and
Chris the straight, hard or flaccid.

2179
02:33:43.280 --> 02:33:48.879
You're coming in me? Uh that
while screaming like the nasgul when I come

2180
02:33:48.719 --> 02:33:52.319
sucking down at Chris diekock I mean
die cock, I mean DeKock, I

2181
02:33:52.399 --> 02:33:54.440
mean die cock. Where you're coming
the air and spray like you just don't

2182
02:33:54.440 --> 02:33:56.200
care if you like ticking balls and
all that gay shit everybody. Uh,

2183
02:33:56.239 --> 02:34:03.319
because I'm because I am loving just
how gay I am, And if I

2184
02:34:03.680 --> 02:34:11.280
wasn't, I just i'd hate just
I'm a gaper for dudes. Y'all should

2185
02:34:11.360 --> 02:34:15.040
know. That's what. Yeah,
I don't know, I don't know.

2186
02:34:16.319 --> 02:34:20.319
Ben Shapiro tries to burp on a
clip. Ben Shapiro bird tries to burp

2187
02:34:20.360 --> 02:34:33.959
on a clip but vomits. That's
so funny. This is excellent. That

2188
02:34:33.079 --> 02:34:39.479
was absolutely disgusting. I can't hypothetically
speaking, what if the pH balance here

2189
02:34:39.559 --> 02:34:43.959
was so off? Uh? Stop
with the Briton slander. It already sucks

2190
02:34:43.959 --> 02:34:46.239
here listening to me, it makes
me consider racism. Chris, you broke

2191
02:34:46.319 --> 02:34:50.760
ice Crayon eating no brain titan player, Uh, baller of the first sin.

2192
02:34:50.319 --> 02:34:56.120
You don't have to be afraid anymore. We are we are approaching episode

2193
02:34:56.120 --> 02:35:00.600
two hundred. I would like to
thank all all the bitches, big bitches,

2194
02:35:00.639 --> 02:35:05.000
small bitches, tall bitches, short
bitches. Yeah, sure, yeah,

2195
02:35:07.040 --> 02:35:13.440
Chris, please look up picts of
Dizzy what Gillespie? The fuck is

2196
02:35:13.559 --> 02:35:24.399
this? That doesn't even sound like
a real person. Dizzy no American bandleader

2197
02:35:24.520 --> 02:35:33.639
and composer. Mm hmm, what
the fuck is the name? Dizzy Lesbian

2198
02:35:35.559 --> 02:35:37.559
Dizzy Gillespie? I wrote in the
chat so you could google it. Uh?

2199
02:35:39.239 --> 02:35:41.159
What the fuck? What is going
on with his face? Bro?

2200
02:35:41.879 --> 02:35:48.600
Is that real? Is he sick? I don't like the yo. What

2201
02:35:48.760 --> 02:35:54.399
is occurring with this man's face?
He looks like he's like a frog.

2202
02:35:56.399 --> 02:36:01.879
Let's see. I know, I
know Fouser, I know, exactly who

2203
02:36:01.959 --> 02:36:05.280
this is. There's some videos of
him, there's videos of him and that

2204
02:36:05.360 --> 02:36:11.040
ship. Bro, you can like
really fuck yourself up doing this. There's

2205
02:36:11.040 --> 02:36:13.799
some people that have like some permanent
ship going on with him because of this

2206
02:36:16.520 --> 02:36:24.000
crazy that looks so impossible because literally
his even his nose raises. Do you

2207
02:36:24.120 --> 02:36:26.600
think he has really big Like his
lips are like like they go further back

2208
02:36:26.719 --> 02:36:31.040
up than multiple's lips do I don't
know, almost feel like one of the

2209
02:36:31.079 --> 02:36:37.399
scared. Almost feel like we watch
a clip of somebody doing this. We've

2210
02:36:37.440 --> 02:36:39.840
definitely watched a clip of this.
We've definitely seen a clip of this because

2211
02:36:41.319 --> 02:36:43.079
I have I have, I have
very full right even when I do it,

2212
02:36:45.159 --> 02:36:48.360
my nose doesn't raise. His nose
raises when he does that. No,

2213
02:36:48.479 --> 02:36:52.760
it's crazy, dude, that is
so out of pocket in every single

2214
02:36:52.959 --> 02:36:56.200
Like, how do you do this? I mean he's clear, he's clearly

2215
02:36:56.280 --> 02:37:00.200
good though. It's just like,
I imagine how much coming can hold in

2216
02:37:00.280 --> 02:37:05.159
his mouth? You know what kind
of fucking he's like a chick kind of

2217
02:37:05.840 --> 02:37:11.639
fuckery, what kind of fucking imagine
how much coum to hold in his mouth?

2218
02:37:11.040 --> 02:37:15.799
Yeah, you know, this guy's
got loose he's got a loose maw

2219
02:37:15.959 --> 02:37:18.399
though, you know what I mean, Like that's the loosest fucking that's the

2220
02:37:18.719 --> 02:37:22.760
loosest the history of clearly the cum
King. Like look at this picture of

2221
02:37:22.840 --> 02:37:28.639
him, the cum King. He
has he has a squirrel like cheeks.

2222
02:37:30.559 --> 02:37:33.120
That's insane, Like he just he
packs a full of cumb and then he

2223
02:37:33.159 --> 02:37:39.680
can just slowly drink it throughout the
day. Anyway, the upholstery ruining,

2224
02:37:39.719 --> 02:37:41.760
the postery of a four one fifty
with the boys, when you get caught

2225
02:37:41.840 --> 02:37:46.280
between the cum and the dudes and
some dude's penis. I know it's gay

2226
02:37:46.360 --> 02:37:52.440
shit, but it's true. Okay, Johnny Silvercock, Cipher graft Sweeney with

2227
02:37:52.520 --> 02:37:56.000
the Eenie Weenie Peenie Elmo found dead
in New York City apartment. And I

2228
02:37:56.120 --> 02:37:58.840
think it's kind of busting'. I
think it's kind of cap that the dreams

2229
02:37:58.879 --> 02:38:05.000
in which I'm dying are the ones
that kind of slap damned. That's pretty

2230
02:38:05.000 --> 02:38:13.079
good. It's not a gay cover, but it's it's the idea of mad

2231
02:38:13.200 --> 02:38:20.079
world that's awesome. I think it's
kind of fussing. I think it's kind

2232
02:38:20.159 --> 02:38:24.000
of cap The dreams in which I'm
dying are the ones that kind of slap

2233
02:38:26.520 --> 02:38:31.959
so stupid, Hunter Dubais, the
dog Father, Carl, get a glass.

2234
02:38:33.040 --> 02:38:35.440
I want to see it. Carl, take the glass from the walker's

2235
02:38:35.520 --> 02:38:37.799
course before I squirt. Take it. H Sweeney, lick my wienie.

2236
02:38:37.799 --> 02:38:43.639
The cum flows white on the bed
sheets tonight. Not a straight man to

2237
02:38:43.719 --> 02:38:46.239
be here, a kingdom of penetration, and it looks like I'm the Queen

2238
02:38:46.959 --> 02:38:52.600
bro same, the Everlasting Gaze back, the tank of com Caucasian container,

2239
02:38:52.639 --> 02:38:54.479
the Cracker, Ralpher Gaz, Donald
Trump burping on Tom's clip. Oh no,

2240
02:38:56.440 --> 02:39:00.520
do Christian girls squirt holy water?
Kind of like this? I like

2241
02:39:00.600 --> 02:39:03.360
this, and Lord that we've created
Dan Hold, She's a fighter. Snyder

2242
02:39:05.239 --> 02:39:09.360
King Kong's ding Dong wrote in black
people is actually short for basketball people.

2243
02:39:09.399 --> 02:39:15.079
I'm sorry, Sween, I thought
that phrase independently. Uh. She pipkin

2244
02:39:15.159 --> 02:39:18.719
on my pippa possum l gog average
clit energy. I couldn't even edge.

2245
02:39:18.840 --> 02:39:26.399
I just busted just the hard r
star coffee on twitch. Bitch, she's

2246
02:39:26.479 --> 02:39:33.360
shinzo on my do Hickey till I
till at Abe choked to death by Aubrey

2247
02:39:33.440 --> 02:39:39.639
Plaza's thighs. Been blowing lots of
guys living in a gay man's paradise,

2248
02:39:39.680 --> 02:39:43.520
taking dongs of every size living in
a game ance paradise, transferm Gremlin exposing

2249
02:39:43.559 --> 02:39:50.079
people with lactose intolerance to ninety million
rodgens of ionizing radiation. Yush not Vinpenn

2250
02:39:50.280 --> 02:39:52.879
the Angelic DM so here, I
am blowing every man. I can.

2251
02:39:52.959 --> 02:39:56.000
I'm fucking every man, pretending I'm
a homo man. DJ Khaled Voice,

2252
02:39:56.479 --> 02:40:05.719
DJ cum sock Ja come suck.
That's so stupid, Craig the Canadian friendly

2253
02:40:05.799 --> 02:40:09.079
Reminder, Kevin Sorbo, star of
Christian media like God's Not Dead Voice,

2254
02:40:09.079 --> 02:40:13.000
Hercules and God of War three.
Yeah, yeah, I got it,

2255
02:40:13.159 --> 02:40:18.239
Hercules hers Show. Yeah, he's
also literally Hercules. Yeah. So that

2256
02:40:18.360 --> 02:40:22.360
that that makes sense. I mean, even if you even if that does

2257
02:40:22.440 --> 02:40:24.639
kind of cool, even if that
does kind of suck, that's pretty cool

2258
02:40:24.079 --> 02:40:28.840
that that's that's like a neat kind
of thing. Uh, it's your boy,

2259
02:40:28.959 --> 02:40:35.959
Shawne d Little Big Dick Nuts,
Little little dig little dick big Nuts.

2260
02:40:37.600 --> 02:40:41.840
I fucking reversed it. Daily Wire
Present Matt Walsh's what is a Black

2261
02:40:41.920 --> 02:40:45.760
Ben? And Jerry's Funky Monkey,
Proud owner of twelve Gates Silly Straw The

2262
02:40:45.879 --> 02:40:50.680
Roman Empire is Chris and Sweeney's safe
space argument. Oh my Roman, you

2263
02:40:50.760 --> 02:40:58.600
think about our space argument once a
week? Hell yeah, dude, I

2264
02:40:58.760 --> 02:41:01.920
love it. Gaysonach to be like, start spreading your cheeks. I'm sucking

2265
02:41:01.000 --> 02:41:16.600
your ass, Start spreading your cheek, my dick in your butt. I

2266
02:41:16.799 --> 02:41:20.680
wish I had a voice that could
that could lend itself well to that,

2267
02:41:20.239 --> 02:41:30.200
because I would ruin so many songs
with that spreading cheese. We fun today.

2268
02:41:30.760 --> 02:41:41.600
Your ass. I want to see
you far want my face inside of

2269
02:41:41.760 --> 02:41:52.000
it, your ass, your ass
with like in the background, Frank motive,

2270
02:41:52.440 --> 02:41:58.079
Frank Fanks motor boating and open colon
is crazy. We got a man.

2271
02:42:05.360 --> 02:42:11.840
He's pulled the poll of colon out
your ass. He opened it,

2272
02:42:13.120 --> 02:42:24.079
digs out your colon's hold. He's
holding it open like he's holding it open

2273
02:42:24.159 --> 02:42:31.440
like people lock their screen doors with
like a poll. He just he's spreading

2274
02:42:31.520 --> 02:42:35.079
it open, and he's he put
his foot there to jam and it's for

2275
02:42:35.239 --> 02:42:39.479
an elbow, so he just can't
close. And he takes your cold.

2276
02:42:43.319 --> 02:42:48.479
The idea of Frank's not having his
foot on the rectum and left end of

2277
02:42:48.559 --> 02:42:52.959
your rectum and the right end of
your rectum, pry it open foot and

2278
02:42:52.079 --> 02:43:09.159
elbow, and then you know that
image of you're that image of Will at

2279
02:43:09.239 --> 02:43:15.760
this moment ed that image in.
Everybody knows what image we're talking about.

2280
02:43:15.760 --> 02:43:18.120
It's it's the it's the image of
Willing Defoe standing like a pair of tongs.

2281
02:43:20.079 --> 02:43:24.399
Yes, all right, man,
that really took me on. Three

2282
02:43:24.520 --> 02:43:28.159
x O. And the Japanese skim
professor who see case of yat hides with

2283
02:43:28.200 --> 02:43:31.440
soul in Chicago, bourbon stroking,
smoking, joking moicon is going like this.

2284
02:43:31.280 --> 02:43:35.680
Keith David, a homeless drip m
h Lord of homeless drip. If

2285
02:43:35.719 --> 02:43:43.120
you get put on Santa's nicelest,
he'll show you his missiletoes m F F

2286
02:43:43.200 --> 02:43:48.079
A G. I think tits are
lame vagina walls don't throw me at all,

2287
02:43:48.239 --> 02:43:52.079
So tell me why shouldn't it be
true? I get dick out of

2288
02:43:52.200 --> 02:44:01.200
dudes. I recognize that, but
not really. But uh I don't.

2289
02:44:01.280 --> 02:44:03.680
I don't know what. I don't
know what song it is. Obi Wan

2290
02:44:03.719 --> 02:44:07.200
shall blow me Kremlin de Gremlin.
That's it. I'm really gonna do it

2291
02:44:07.280 --> 02:44:13.879
this time, Deep Cavid. She
spread it and let me take a sniff

2292
02:44:13.920 --> 02:44:20.600
of that Mahi fucking police coming hard
as I thrust in pound Abby Marge's unburped

2293
02:44:20.719 --> 02:44:24.719
clit Halo two blow me away too, and only the gayest will survive.

2294
02:44:26.360 --> 02:44:33.719
Need the homos who busts inside.
I am gay against the wall so stupid?

2295
02:44:35.159 --> 02:44:39.440
Oh God, wage lay five eighty
three, a sad guy from Michigan

2296
02:44:39.559 --> 02:44:43.959
down bad for a helicopter dick emoticon
so I can see Chris go emoticons going

2297
02:44:43.040 --> 02:44:48.200
like this. Uh. The Peppini
Brothers Victorium has a celebrity shout out video

2298
02:44:48.280 --> 02:44:54.399
for the two hundreds episode coming.
Uh, Don Donkerson, that level five

2299
02:44:54.520 --> 02:44:58.120
yap bussy got me gooped up for
real, for real? No cap on,

2300
02:44:58.280 --> 02:45:01.239
God, God bro, no God. Okay, we gotta get that.

2301
02:45:01.360 --> 02:45:07.920
We gotta get that hat made.
At least there's no cat you gotta

2302
02:45:09.200 --> 02:45:11.680
you gotta pay the trolls all to
get in the boy's whole. Gaate sick

2303
02:45:11.760 --> 02:45:15.680
Shaggy using two percent of his power
to grant himself the N word. Pass

2304
02:45:16.600 --> 02:45:20.120
h kid Cuddy. I'm on the
pursuit of fat Penis, and I know

2305
02:45:20.440 --> 02:45:28.799
everything that's long ain't always gotta gonna
be throbbing snark tanks, snitch bitches need

2306
02:45:28.959 --> 02:45:37.120
to stop telling on me to Daddy
Colin Z's z zef qweef Uh if I

2307
02:45:37.200 --> 02:45:41.159
were a gay man with a fenboy
or two, I mean lesbian gumbolls voice

2308
02:45:41.159 --> 02:45:46.879
actor calling dream the f slur sadman
dot gov John Strickland, Do your balls

2309
02:45:46.920 --> 02:45:50.360
hang low? Can they gobble down
my throat? Is the come thick as

2310
02:45:50.479 --> 02:45:52.879
rice? Or is or is it
sweet? Is it sweet? Or is

2311
02:45:52.920 --> 02:46:00.120
it spice? Uh? Merks eighteen
eighty nine. The Benjamin that Benjamin and

2312
02:46:00.239 --> 02:46:05.079
make my ConA vision shrink steady Christ, I don't even know what that fucking

2313
02:46:05.280 --> 02:46:11.200
that is beyond my even That's dracual
flow. Dude, Yeah it does,

2314
02:46:11.319 --> 02:46:16.680
but like I just don't. He
said that, Benjamin Button fuck it.

2315
02:46:18.920 --> 02:46:24.680
The first Targe to Keep David featuring
Paul Joseph Watson's massive fist waffle stomping ship

2316
02:46:24.840 --> 02:46:31.239
down, the Sick Trade Uh videos
of white kids screaming their classmates a pre

2317
02:46:31.479 --> 02:46:35.440
rise Blake eight nine six, Crypto
scammer and YouTube sensation logan Paul winning the

2318
02:46:35.559 --> 02:46:39.280
United States Champion at the w w
E Crown jewel Let. The buttholes hit

2319
02:46:39.399 --> 02:46:43.639
the cock let, The buttholes hit
the cock let, the buttholes hit through

2320
02:46:45.600 --> 02:46:54.719
the cock. No, I didn't
better like put the penis in my hole

2321
02:46:54.879 --> 02:47:00.159
or what's coming to like know what's
coming to me? Something? Really some

2322
02:47:00.280 --> 02:47:09.000
jizz. I really want some jazz, really want some come everybody. Everybody

2323
02:47:09.120 --> 02:47:22.760
bought the bus, everybody's bout them
again your rear, here we go,

2324
02:47:22.879 --> 02:47:31.040
here we go, here we go
down for me to come on over come

2325
02:47:31.639 --> 02:47:35.399
something. I really want some jezz. I really want some jeers. I

2326
02:47:35.520 --> 02:47:46.280
really want some jeers. God,
I love that. It's real. It's

2327
02:47:46.879 --> 02:47:54.719
how easy would be to write we
just did it. Just rewind this and

2328
02:47:54.799 --> 02:47:56.639
be like, all right, cool, we got most of the song.

2329
02:47:56.360 --> 02:48:00.879
Yeah, we'll cut this out.
How would that be We cut this out

2330
02:48:00.920 --> 02:48:05.239
and it's like, here's your extra
AMMM. We're gonna write that and we

2331
02:48:05.440 --> 02:48:09.200
just post this and then that's the
extra AMMO. You should do that for

2332
02:48:09.239 --> 02:48:13.799
April you see that for April fools. Yeah, it'll be good. Good.

2333
02:48:13.120 --> 02:48:18.000
We can say audio was just beating
our dicks. Then I should post

2334
02:48:18.040 --> 02:48:22.680
that as the fucking extra amm.
That's great. How that's nuts? Get

2335
02:48:22.719 --> 02:48:28.719
it? That's a crazy I mean
if I mean, I really I really

2336
02:48:28.760 --> 02:48:33.280
have been thinking about this sincerely.
I really want to do that radio thing.

2337
02:48:33.399 --> 02:48:35.520
Like I really want to do that, like where we do like where

2338
02:48:35.520 --> 02:48:39.719
we where we kind of do a
whole hour of radio where we pick songs

2339
02:48:39.760 --> 02:48:43.760
that we like and that we have
like interstitials of like fake like almost like

2340
02:48:43.879 --> 02:48:48.840
do our best to make what a
grand theft auto radio station would be like,

2341
02:48:48.959 --> 02:48:52.120
but just fast and just like just
like an hour or thirty minutes worth.

2342
02:48:52.120 --> 02:48:56.479
I feel like it'd be so fun. But everybody, welcome back to

2343
02:48:56.520 --> 02:49:01.920
snock FM. Look about we got
we got dangers Kingston here and uh and

2344
02:49:01.200 --> 02:49:07.440
uh cummy Chris. I don't know, i'd wanna. I'd wanna. I'd

2345
02:49:07.479 --> 02:49:09.120
want to like write it and have
like I'd want to write it and have

2346
02:49:09.280 --> 02:49:13.639
like other like YouTubers like coming A's
like we were interviewing the famous author of

2347
02:49:15.600 --> 02:49:18.120
come Come Inside Yourself, not in
your loved ones or like whatever the fun

2348
02:49:18.200 --> 02:49:22.159
and then we'll have like jacksphones be
like thanks for having thanks for having me

2349
02:49:22.239 --> 02:49:24.440
on. I'd love to like all
these it would be such a fun.

2350
02:49:24.600 --> 02:49:31.120
I have a perfect one like welcome
back to Negroes and this big hey guys

2351
02:49:31.239 --> 02:49:39.280
going on today on Snark exactly.
It would be so fun. We can

2352
02:49:39.399 --> 02:49:43.079
have all these like bits with like
we could collaborate with like literally everybody.

2353
02:49:46.360 --> 02:49:48.680
That would be fun because you could
put a lot of work into something cool,

2354
02:49:48.760 --> 02:49:54.479
like something really genuinely awesome. Yeah, fake, we could not be.

2355
02:49:54.239 --> 02:49:56.680
I would be more than happy to. I would be totally more than

2356
02:49:56.680 --> 02:50:01.760
happy to just edit all that and
even just right, I just I it

2357
02:50:01.879 --> 02:50:03.479
just seems fun, especially because there's
no video involved, so it's just like

2358
02:50:03.559 --> 02:50:07.879
all audio and you could really fun
with it, and we can have our

2359
02:50:07.920 --> 02:50:09.719
friends. We have our friends come
on and truly be as hilarious as they

2360
02:50:09.799 --> 02:50:13.399
want. And that's the radio,
so they could be anybody they want to

2361
02:50:13.440 --> 02:50:16.399
be, So just pick a character
and they come on and to be like

2362
02:50:16.120 --> 02:50:20.799
someone could be a used puppy salesman, someone could be freaking trying to sell

2363
02:50:20.399 --> 02:50:24.680
trying to sell you some insane ship. What I what I want is to

2364
02:50:24.799 --> 02:50:28.200
have so much of it, like
at least an hour's worth of like music,

2365
02:50:28.280 --> 02:50:31.319
and then you know our innerticials that
we could play it for an hour

2366
02:50:31.440 --> 02:50:35.280
in like you could play it in
your car and people will be convinced that

2367
02:50:35.360 --> 02:50:41.959
it's like a like a real radio
station. That'd be amazing. I'm like,

2368
02:50:43.200 --> 02:50:45.920
you know how they have those bumpers. You know they have those bumpers

2369
02:50:45.959 --> 02:50:50.639
where it's a bunch of like mixed
sounds. Oh yeah, so this is

2370
02:50:52.040 --> 02:51:01.120
you know, just to make it
and it's like Peter, Peter, I

2371
02:51:01.200 --> 02:51:09.680
have all these ben well like every
dude could. It would be so it'd

2372
02:51:09.719 --> 02:51:11.479
be it'd be a bunch of my
laughs. It'd be like various versions of

2373
02:51:11.520 --> 02:51:18.120
my laugh. He press up.
Yeah, I'm marking on it. I'm

2374
02:51:18.200 --> 02:51:22.719
marking on well. Yeah, it'll
be fun, it'll be great. I

2375
02:51:22.799 --> 02:51:26.319
might even just like I might.
I might whip up just like a like

2376
02:51:26.399 --> 02:51:31.920
a test thing today. Just fake
ads, fake fake ads. Oh dude,

2377
02:51:33.000 --> 02:51:37.280
yeah, totally from Booty Boys,
boy Booty Boys. Oh yeah,

2378
02:51:37.280 --> 02:51:41.600
we can get like hot, we
can Nick to do it because Mick has

2379
02:51:41.639 --> 02:51:46.159
like a perfect like like advertiser like
voice acting he does like can he can

2380
02:51:46.520 --> 02:51:56.120
he can nail that ship? Yeah
yeah, yeah, you know you guys

2381
02:51:56.120 --> 02:51:58.399
should do You should give me like
a list of genuinely, like you should

2382
02:51:58.399 --> 02:52:03.760
give me like a list of like
fifteen songs that you would want, like

2383
02:52:03.920 --> 02:52:07.399
like just songs that you you you
like her or know that you'd have like

2384
02:52:07.520 --> 02:52:11.719
something just anything that would go in
it, and you send me that list

2385
02:52:11.920 --> 02:52:15.520
like later today or like something,
and I'll like get to work on like

2386
02:52:16.200 --> 02:52:20.440
doing like a yeah out because I
want to do it and I just think

2387
02:52:20.479 --> 02:52:24.040
it sounds fun. Even though it
would be to put together, it would

2388
02:52:24.040 --> 02:52:28.239
make no fucking money. It would
make would be immediately cast. But I'm

2389
02:52:28.280 --> 02:52:33.040
okay with that. I'm totally fine
with that. Yeah, it should be

2390
02:52:33.120 --> 02:52:35.680
good. Y you can donate,
fuck you you can don't. Yeah,

2391
02:52:37.680 --> 02:52:39.040
some more money, you know it. We'll put it on we'll put it

2392
02:52:39.079 --> 02:52:43.799
on YouTube, but we'll put it
up for patrons. I think that's yeah,

2393
02:52:43.360 --> 02:52:46.799
that's a great idea. Yeah,
yeah, why not, let's do

2394
02:52:46.879 --> 02:52:52.120
it? Fuck yeah, anyway,
I gotta piss goddamn just all right,

2395
02:52:52.639 --> 02:52:56.040
I'm not gonna on my wall.
I'm not gonna piss on my wall and

2396
02:52:56.159 --> 02:53:01.319
have splashed back. Get on my
computer. I pe hard for the final

2397
02:53:01.159 --> 02:53:05.040
Keith David on you're doing that Keith
David and I'm gonna take my dick out

2398
02:53:05.040 --> 02:53:09.559
of show it to him. He's
gonna stand up and and I can't.

2399
02:53:16.680 --> 02:53:26.600
I can't imagine this reaction. What
the boy penis I've never been so disappointed

2400
02:53:26.600 --> 02:53:28.600
in my goddamn life. Boy,
You've had me. Come on, here

2401
02:53:30.079 --> 02:53:33.239
asking me time and time again to
be honest. Goddamn show I come here,

2402
02:53:33.319 --> 02:53:35.399
you show me a fucking penis.
You are out of your frecking mind,

2403
02:53:35.479 --> 02:53:45.399
bro Hard, You're throbbing. You're
actually betting pretty good at you are

2404
02:53:45.399 --> 02:53:48.520
actually getting pretty good at that.
Keith David impression actually like that actually sounds

2405
02:53:48.559 --> 02:53:50.719
more and more like him the more
you do. I can only do the

2406
02:53:50.959 --> 02:53:56.280
yelling thing when he does the yell
like the mirrors. That's it. I

2407
02:53:56.319 --> 02:54:01.399
can't do his normal talking voice.
That like I'm a that I can do.

2408
02:54:01.799 --> 02:54:03.799
Most impressions that I can do are
like like I can do I can

2409
02:54:03.840 --> 02:54:07.959
do a really good Matthew Broderick,
but only only a really good Matthew Broderick

2410
02:54:07.040 --> 02:54:13.399
in pain. That's all I can
do. In pain. Yeah, like

2411
02:54:13.520 --> 02:54:18.520
after he's like crashed his car,
after like hitting like several people, Yeah,

2412
02:54:20.760 --> 02:54:24.840
several people and crash his car.
You can do a good impression.

2413
02:54:28.559 --> 02:54:33.200
Impression. I think I think I
can do an impression of absolutely everybody on

2414
02:54:33.319 --> 02:54:39.920
earth, but being hurt being I
think that's good do do Keith David being

2415
02:54:39.000 --> 02:55:09.680
hurt. I'm fucking moment, I'm
fucking read right now. I gotta calm

2416
02:55:09.760 --> 02:55:18.799
down. Why. This is why
you got. This is why fish it,

2417
02:55:20.239 --> 02:55:24.440
this is why you gotta That's why
you gotta stick around for the credits,

2418
02:55:24.479 --> 02:55:26.559
man, because why people who skip
the credits they miss out a lot.

2419
02:55:28.159 --> 02:55:31.520
You really, you really have to
stick around for the credits. Like

2420
02:55:31.959 --> 02:55:37.280
I kid you not. The credits
are always where it gets the most gets

2421
02:55:37.280 --> 02:55:46.879
in Shane, it's it's Hector's rectum
is real, little dish rag. Come

2422
02:55:48.639 --> 02:55:52.000
come on my pean, I'll ask
you. I feel trash, Texas State

2423
02:55:52.040 --> 02:55:54.440
or salad. My body is a
machine that turns piss into more pissed.

2424
02:55:56.079 --> 02:56:01.280
I'm Doctor Roxo, the rock and
roll clown. I do cocaine, Sue

2425
02:56:01.319 --> 02:56:07.319
hul tick on my ass. Here's
Nicky Ziggy uh the locusts what the locust

2426
02:56:07.719 --> 02:56:13.520
that fucked the bulltok pistol? Hole
in Maria's head? Holy hell damn,

2427
02:56:15.520 --> 02:56:18.440
I mean that head is gone to
be fair, Like there's no hole in

2428
02:56:18.520 --> 02:56:24.280
that head. The bulltop pistol is
so unreasonably powerful. Son. That gun,

2429
02:56:24.719 --> 02:56:30.360
Dude, the best gun back for
those guys. Imagine, guys,

2430
02:56:31.040 --> 02:56:33.879
guys, do you understand the size
of that gun? Have you looked at

2431
02:56:33.959 --> 02:56:39.920
the size of that fucking gun?
That gun is a massive pistol. It's

2432
02:56:39.959 --> 02:56:45.639
the size of a book pag for
a little kid. That pistol, that

2433
02:56:46.040 --> 02:56:48.399
gun. That pistol is the size
of my ultra wide monitor. It's insane.

2434
02:56:52.120 --> 02:56:56.159
A roughly human shaped pile of red
flags. Duck Penis Jackson DuPont,

2435
02:56:56.280 --> 02:57:01.680
Badly Brave Hugger, Derek Duck Kunt, Goliath Joys. I've been denied everything,

2436
02:57:01.719 --> 02:57:05.319
even my com ethery and Pegerian Hunter. Flying bacon with my shirt off,

2437
02:57:05.479 --> 02:57:09.760
Oh, frying bacon with my shirt
off, that's mental. That's like

2438
02:57:09.920 --> 02:57:13.879
someone that likes to be hurt.
If someone if you fly bacon with your

2439
02:57:13.959 --> 02:57:24.680
pants off, that's crazier though,
that's crazy. Like, yeah, every

2440
02:57:24.799 --> 02:57:28.760
fucking get a little harder, bro. You just throw a little bit of

2441
02:57:28.840 --> 02:57:31.879
water to in the pan too,
You just throw a little bit of water.

2442
02:57:31.959 --> 02:57:35.520
I'm about to I'm about to go
in my kitchen right now and fry

2443
02:57:35.559 --> 02:57:41.360
bacon completely naked, just to prove
that I'm hard and cool. It would

2444
02:57:41.399 --> 02:57:50.959
be something I look like a dalmatian. Probably the means of the guys like

2445
02:57:50.079 --> 02:57:54.479
me breaking in, me breaking into
McDonald's and dipping my balls on the fryer.

2446
02:57:54.159 --> 02:57:58.200
And it's just so just a bunch
of means people just dunking their balls.

2447
02:57:58.280 --> 02:58:03.319
That's in a fucking French fry machine, and it's like, what is

2448
02:58:03.520 --> 02:58:07.159
wrong with people? God? Sometimes
you gotta do it. Sometimes you gotta

2449
02:58:07.159 --> 02:58:11.159
crispy, crisp them up a little
bit, they get cold. You gotta

2450
02:58:11.680 --> 02:58:15.639
for presentations. You're like, hey, I got a girl coming over,

2451
02:58:15.680 --> 02:58:18.399
I gotta I gotta fry my nutsack
a little bit so it looks cool.

2452
02:58:18.479 --> 02:58:20.719
He's like, yeah, the swing
by like seven thirty, that's all.

2453
02:58:20.840 --> 02:58:24.040
That's not we're not in peak anymore. Yeah, imagine that being a completely

2454
02:58:24.159 --> 02:58:28.760
understandable thing to experience. You're just
like making a sandwiches and you're like,

2455
02:58:28.799 --> 02:58:31.920
what the fuck is this guy?
Yo? What is he doing? He's

2456
02:58:31.639 --> 02:58:35.239
he's frying his bo Where's John?
What is johnn? John was supposed to

2457
02:58:35.239 --> 02:58:41.239
be here? He's like, he's
off Johnson the Johns in the back,

2458
02:58:41.319 --> 02:58:46.079
frying his mustache or frying is frying? Is Fryan his his nutsack and he's

2459
02:58:46.079 --> 02:58:48.840
got a date Tonight's so he's doing
Okay, I'm good, I'm good.

2460
02:58:48.879 --> 02:58:58.159
I'm good. Assholes just just taking
it like it's a fucking tattoo. Just

2461
02:59:01.000 --> 02:59:05.760
just it's fucking gay pop and left
and right. It's like, you'll do

2462
02:59:05.879 --> 02:59:18.680
get your balls on it. I'm
not done yet. It's fucking crazy there

2463
02:59:18.840 --> 02:59:22.799
that long, dude. And when
it's not even fried that much, there's

2464
02:59:22.840 --> 02:59:26.760
not even that much of like cook. It's like it's resilient. Wrong.

2465
02:59:28.360 --> 02:59:33.000
Last two names literally last to enjoying
the view from the Daily Plaza on the

2466
02:59:33.040 --> 02:59:35.440
sixth floor, and it's always running
at our list, the King of Haphazard.

2467
02:59:35.799 --> 02:59:39.520
Merry Christmas to everybody, all of
you homeless people out there. We

2468
02:59:39.559 --> 02:59:41.920
hope you're doing well. First,
we have a good Christmas. Uh,

2469
02:59:41.600 --> 02:59:45.479
and uh, you know, I
hope you get your toy or you're fucking

2470
02:59:45.639 --> 02:59:50.600
I don't know, you're whatever the
fuck you want. I hope you get

2471
02:59:50.639 --> 02:59:52.120
it. If you're a homeless person
and you want a home, I hope

2472
02:59:52.120 --> 02:59:54.280
you don't get it, because that
means you're you'd no longer be a fan

2473
02:59:54.319 --> 02:59:58.120
of us. So I hope I
think goes too well for everybody, but

2474
02:59:58.280 --> 03:00:03.200
you know, he'll be go in
the spirit. Yeah, in the spirit

2475
03:00:03.239 --> 03:00:09.680
of the holidays, Merry Christmas.
We appreciate you. Uh, we'll catch

2476
03:00:09.680 --> 03:00:18.319
you next episode. For New Year's
David Heart his come right at the camera

2477
03:00:22.920 --> 03:00:28.959
oh, Keith, Keith before before
we leave, and then you just the

2478
03:00:28.120 --> 03:00:33.239
last episode. That's the last episode. That would be crazy if we had

2479
03:00:33.440 --> 03:00:37.079
full on So here, let's at
the stage. We have a full on

2480
03:00:37.280 --> 03:00:41.280
normal episode of the Star Tank with
Keith David. We're interviewing, We're asking

2481
03:00:41.360 --> 03:00:43.479
him all these questions, we're hearing
about all these fascinating times from Gargoyle,

2482
03:00:43.559 --> 03:00:46.920
Halo, mass Effect, all these
all these famous roles. We spend an

2483
03:00:46.959 --> 03:00:50.680
hour and a half talking to him, and at the end, Casey goes,

2484
03:00:50.920 --> 03:00:56.840
wait before we go, lifts his
shirt up with a hard penis comes

2485
03:00:58.000 --> 03:01:07.000
on command at the camera and that's
it. It just perfectly hits the web

2486
03:01:07.079 --> 03:01:18.559
camera, the fucking the lens.
What the hell's that? And that's what

2487
03:01:18.639 --> 03:01:24.360
a podcasts that is. That's the
final podcast. We don't ever we don't

2488
03:01:24.360 --> 03:01:26.760
ever continue, We don't ever pick
up the starch again. From there,

2489
03:01:26.840 --> 03:01:31.079
we all like go to our own
separate ways. We refuse to talk about

2490
03:01:31.120 --> 03:01:33.879
it. Were never video, David, We're done. There's never a video

2491
03:01:35.000 --> 03:01:39.040
prove us all being in the same
room again together, Like it's just if

2492
03:01:39.079 --> 03:01:41.040
we ever look, if we ever
somehow convince Keith David to come on this

2493
03:01:41.159 --> 03:01:45.280
travesty of a program, which after
today, I can't even imagine how that

2494
03:01:45.319 --> 03:01:50.239
would even be the case. But
uh, then we would have to end

2495
03:01:50.280 --> 03:01:52.200
the Snark Tank. If we wanted
to keep doing stuff, we would have

2496
03:01:52.239 --> 03:01:54.639
to make a whole new shown.
We don't even make a new show.

2497
03:01:54.680 --> 03:01:58.520
That's it. We accept that if
we wanted, if we wanted to continue,

2498
03:01:58.520 --> 03:02:00.520
we would have to be like,
damn the neck, the Snark Tank

2499
03:02:00.639 --> 03:02:03.360
is gone. We fulfilled the goal
of the Snark Tank. He got y.

2500
03:02:03.440 --> 03:02:05.079
That was the whole point is to
keep David on the show. So

2501
03:02:05.319 --> 03:02:13.799
now we've got to do fucking I
don't know, up with their shirt up

2502
03:02:15.120 --> 03:02:20.000
and the camera is crazy. Yeah, I like, like you've been jerking

2503
03:02:20.120 --> 03:02:24.040
off the entire time, just badging, But I've been I've been really in

2504
03:02:24.079 --> 03:02:26.959
the conversation, like really talking about
like that. Yeah, you couldn't even

2505
03:02:28.000 --> 03:02:31.399
tell like you could even like he's
probably probably in retrospect, you'd be impressed,

2506
03:02:33.920 --> 03:02:48.120
like the idea just you're you're cranking
and you're like, so when you

2507
03:02:48.200 --> 03:02:52.120
were on this, when you were
approached for for the for the Halo series,

2508
03:02:54.120 --> 03:02:56.920
what did you think that it would
last? Like, did you did

2509
03:02:56.959 --> 03:03:00.280
you think that that was something that
was going to be iconic for a lot

2510
03:03:00.319 --> 03:03:03.920
of people, like the character,
the character of the right understanding the story

2511
03:03:03.959 --> 03:03:07.479
you had. Did you know did
you know what you were doing with that

2512
03:03:07.559 --> 03:03:13.440
kind of character, because grant,
people do love master Chief. But you're

2513
03:03:13.559 --> 03:03:20.399
right, you're right. Oh yeah, yeah, an our scenario, you'd

2514
03:03:20.399 --> 03:03:24.559
probably you fucking would fail agent,
you would come too fast. I'm a

2515
03:03:24.639 --> 03:03:31.079
precise comer. I'm a very precise
comer. Bro I've hit every woman I've

2516
03:03:31.120 --> 03:03:33.280
wanted in the eye and eye.
I'm a precise comer. If I am

2517
03:03:35.040 --> 03:03:39.000
in the eyes, Brot, let's
get the let's let's yea three hours,

2518
03:03:39.040 --> 03:03:41.879
man, Jesus Christ, write three
hours. Very Christmas, fucking damn it.

2519
03:03:41.959 --> 03:03:46.520
We're supposed to guys, for reference, this is supposed to be an

2520
03:03:46.559 --> 03:03:48.680
hour and a half. Podcast is
supposed to be. I mean, it's

2521
03:03:48.760 --> 03:03:54.120
it's it's Christmas whatever, like it's
I figure Mary Christ. If there was

2522
03:03:54.120 --> 03:03:56.840
ever an appropriate time to have a
long episode, why not today? So

2523
03:03:56.680 --> 03:04:00.760
miss everybody, get the get the
fuck out of here, Get out of

2524
03:04:00.799 --> 03:04:03.600
here, go, get the fuck
out of here, Get out out.

2525
03:04:05.239 --> 03:04:09.200
What are you fucking doing? Get
out, leave, go