Hello, everyone, Welcome back to the very exciting Why do I feel like I've got to you sound so excited that it's went over into nervousness. This is my this is my first time. The first time. Everyone happy, first time. This is my first time ever done dming. I've never de dungeoned before. Lower your expectations, lower, lower it. Make it be like so small, Make it be tiny, absolutely minuscule. Uh the picture of the smallest thing you could picture in your head. And smaller than that. Wow, wow, wow. I don't even know who over here with. This is my first time. Introduce yourself to me. Everyone, what's gonna do? I'm playing Norman. He's a wizard. He's just a little guy. Wow. I'm glad he's having Daniel Green. He is a chin smoker. I am. He's trying to quit. No, he's not. I will never quit. What I'm here with Teching Anthony as well. Yeah, I played a guy and then I died and now I'm what. Oh actually, last time? Sorry, sorry Teching, I accidentally muted you. Time's your first time doing this? I get it. It's my first time on YouTube. I've never known this before. Twitch. Oh gosh, wait, has everyone and and headed man. What's your name? My name? He's the darkness that is inside You're is the night. You will never understand the pain that is me. My name is Daniel Greene. Uh, this is my How many episodes have there been? Fifty? Fifty? The fuck up? Mustage? Sorry's the first time. It's my first time. And uh, I'm here absolute one. I'm here to be shark Willem. Let's go. Also, i am Schwabdi. I heard Cody. Wow, it's my first time. Everyone, Okay, wow, last time? What do you mean last time? First time? Mental breakdown. We we finished, we activate all the towers, we active at the shrine, and we killed the gods. And now you're going to do the ending. You're going to do the ending. Okay, yes, So here's the ending. It was all a dream. It zooms out and Noman's just been playing it. It's just a video game that Norman has been playing DS at the beginning generation DS from two thousand and six Final Fantasy. Yeah, okay, what any like? This game sucked? Yeah, you smash it. He accidentally deleted old Tony. That's what happened. Like, Yeah, okay, you guys are on a ship with Captain Kern, George Washington, Bone Slaw and I think also Button, he's always with Norman. Now, so yeah, and you guys are sailing to this tropical island to go find this buried key to access the cleric tower and the Kern the captain was telling you about, like yeah, he was just saying where it was and how there's monsters guarding it, and you guys are going to help him. But as you guys are sailing, you know it's been a few hours potentially this explosion in the water erupt next to you, and you see in the distance, not even that far away, it's close enough that it's going to pull up next to you. Is the vessel that is flying the flag of the historical flag of black Beard that I guess you would recognize. Yeah, yeah, yes, And and the ship is approaching and Captain Kerne turns to you and goes, this fucking bastard. Is that black Beard? You know him? Him? And I don't even know if Anthony has ever met black You know, your grandpa actually cured his syphilis. I think I'm glad he was able to help somebody out who has syphilis once cured it. Do any of us have some sort of like signaling spell somewhere that we're going to be able to communicate with him? I can shoot guns. I have you know what, I can added an extra spell. I have pyrotechnics, so I could shoot fire orcs. Now though, as the shark willhelm. As you say we could shoot guns. There's another explosion of water near you as they are firing cannons that you actively Yeah, oh man, okay, those are wanting there trying to hit us, Yeah they are. No. One puts no, one puts his leg on top of like the side of the boat and just goes. I get it. The fight between pirates bust. It is like, yes, we are pirates now. No, we don't want to fight him. We don't want to fight him. Why you disrespect Captain Norman and I'm his first mate, right, Yes you are first. I shall gouge out my own eye to create an eye patch. No, no, alright, I wanted to roll play pirates with you, sorry, be pirates with you. I'm educated. I really want to role play pirates as well. But Blackbeard is kind of our friends. I guess we're gonna have to be pirates together, all right, I mean you guys are I'll be a pirate sure, all right, Norman, And that's not like fireworks in the air. Sorry, sorry, Curdy, what were you saying? I'm just saying, how did how does nobody have message? People have message? Yeah? Message? Yeah, and now just none of us have taken it. And yet me and Norman could both fire fireworks. Sorry, fly over there? Yeah, we could. I was gonna do like a firework in the air, and maybe he'll be like, oh that's a Norman's mouth. Maybe he won't, or we could all fly over there. Okay, uh ship, Well it's my first time. I'm sorry. I want the idea. I think Norman shoot shooting off fireworks, right, okay, precipitation in the air. Okay, it's okay. The ship stops firing its cannons for a second, and and it slowly starts to pull up. Besides you, Oh and you're you're looking at this vessel is bigger than yours. Your vessel is quite tiny in comparison. Oh no, yeah, And as they are pulling up, I just want to be on the side of the bolt, like waving as you look upon the vessel. Black Beard isn't standing there they are waving the flag of black Beard, and there are there are pirates on board, but black Bed isn't there. There is this giant woman, a very muscular lady with a bandana and an eye patch, and she's essentially holding a huge cannon just over one shoulder. Oh god, damn, huh hello, and then there ah hoy and and I cannot do this is gonna be one of my worst voices, just because I don't know how to voice this. She she looks at you for a moment and sort of scans you, evaluating you lot, and goes, have you got surrendered? Then? Well, we were hoping to meet Blackbeard. We're friends of his. We go way back. Friends of the captain. Yeah, that boys, they say, are friends of the captain, And a bunch of people start laughing, all the pirates like, the captain doesn't make friends, He just he makes crewmates or slaves. I guess, technically, I guess we're kind of like his crew. You're members of his crew. What's that one doing over there with his arm up? I don't know, isn't school was out of character? Little Laughter's foresters are genuine forced for the crew mates, genuine genuine from her. That's okay. Yeah, I mean if he's not on the ship, maybe you can. You know, we'll sail with you and we could meet up with him, Like, yeah, we go way back. We fought together, and we fought together. You know how it goes with black Beard? Yeah, now it goes with black Beard. She points the canon at you. I'm gonna need you to do a persuasion role. I know you're not lying, but she doesn't believe you. Hope this has got you a lot of weaklings really think that your associates of black Beard. Okay, okay, my name make guns, buttt and I'm black Beard's first mate and I've been tasted a special mission to raid explorers, adventurers, merchants, make gold and bring it back to Yeah, lying, I'm very good, and I hope, well I don't. She just doesn't believe you, you know what. Step forward and push Cody aside and say it's okay, there's no need to lie for me anymore. Secret love her and he's been looking for me, and it's the time that I return finished with the mission that he once stowed upon me. She's just got on fire the cannon at you. Stop yeah, yeah, he should. All right, I can I try? Can I try something? Oh gosh, I don't think so. I think the moment that like, okay, the moment that Cody Cody fails so devastatingly with a four, that she will be like, you know, she thinks you're trying to She's obviously dealt with merchants before, who similar stunts, who tried to pretend to be associate. That makes sense, It makes sense. So she's just you, guys, my hands up, my heads up, teachers. Our ship does it have like a little sniper like skeleting post, like like a crow's nest, a crow's nest? Yes? Yes, Okay, So while you guys were doing that whole persuasion thing, Norman would be climbing up because he's so down for a pirate fight. Yeah, okay, okay, you're climbing to the all right, okay, Uh, she you have a question, daddy? What is your question? Uh? Is it that we can't do persuasion specifically and I could try intimidation or is it like too late actions started? Pretty much's two late actions started? Is that that like, oh sorry, in that case, I've been around her long enough or have I been around her long enough to like detect whether or not, Like, yeah, yeah, I sure, fuck it? What do you want to know? I want to know her? Uh oh what I'm thinking I'm playing too much elden Ring not vigor fucking She's very vigor Durrance constitution, thank you Jesus. Her constitutions is higher than yours. Oh okay, quite high. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay, all right, I guess we roll initiative. I mean it was I didn't actually I will say that DC was like a ten, So yeah, I did assume it wasn't going to be terribly high. I just rolled up four right now it happens. Man, I have this issue where I think Cody, even though he's like really genuine and earnest, isn't very believable. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, well I guess I'll bring you over to a baffle mau. See. I had never met black Beard before, so I was just going to try a deception, just try to bullshit, like listen here, I know black If I succeeded, and I've never met the man before, all right, that would be a fire. Yeah, just likes one piece, so he's down for a pirate adventure. I will say the the England game is currently going on right now. It's Netherlands. It's the semifinals of the Euros. If anybody's watching, please let me up keep me updated in the chat because I want to know the So Cody, you desperately try and plead with Bretta. She doesn't believe you. So many people have run this trick on her in the past. She's got a job steal money, steal booty, take hostages, that sort of thing, the pirates code, et cetera. Yeah, bitches. She puts the cannon down and she's ready to fire. You could see flames start to manifest in the barrel. You did say before before combat started that she was leveling the barrel at Wilhelm. Yes, because he was woman to try and into Yeah, yeah, yeah so she but you guys are standing next to each other and it will probably hit both of you, so she's pointing it towards you guys. You see this flame start to generate inside the barrel. Answer. You're Norman. You have shared initiative, so you can do any sort of combo stuff you want to do. You're both going first in combat. I'm gonna go first to try something, and then Norman if you want to do something after. If that's okay with you, go for it. Okay, cool, I'm gonna use I'm gonna stay right where I'm at. I'm gonna cast hypnotic pattern. Okay, right, I get this for being just an armorer. I have this as a prepared spell. Okay, it's a thirty foot cube. So so hold, I'm gonna it's from yeah, twenty feet away, y yes, okay, so it's a I'm trying to capture as many people as I can in this thirty foot cube. Great, great, great, great? So I love that that's not a thirty foot cube. What you've made is a yeah, I don't know why it's I don't know why it's doing that. By the way, it is measuring its diameter. A right, right, that's fine. I can just a line just I could do this. I could do this. Oh yeah, I guess it's math geometry. I'm sorry, mister. Okay, you want to you can? Yeah, you can hit the tworetta and beretta. Okay, That's what I'm trying to do, all right. They only need to make wisdom saving throws now, okay, okay, okay, and Charles, Yes, apparently the echo was back. That's oh no, it's me. It's me, it's teching, It's it's not your fault. It's never your fault. It's never your fault, Teking, it is my fault. I'm gonna tell him a gain down slightly. I'm gonna it's definitely my fault sometimes, Tecking, have you green screens yourself so that you're in your old room? Yes? I have done that. I had noticed I've done that. Why you were I was like, why you green screened if you're just in the same place? And I was like, oh you're not. Yeah, I found a picture and that's my My old room doesn't even look like that anymore. My mom had it painted, so it's gone for him. I have changed the noisegate filter as well. I haven't fucking experimented with it, so we'll see if that fixes anything. Okay, okay, okay, God, where where am i? It's my first time wisdom saving throws from Okay you create? Okay, Wisdom saving throws are the two pirates ad Veroretta, So God, these pirates are definitely gonna fail. I will I will say that for free. But we'll see what is your DC sixteen. Okay, so they both fail. Bretta, on the other hand, she's wiser, he's got she's got a higher chance of not failing this. She did. She did not fall for Cody's clever ruse. So's having a ruse. He was just kind of being honest. Yeah, well not today, all right, So she chooses to succeed. Okay, she has Yeah, but one, so that's time one immediately, so hypnotized immediately. But the two pirates off, they're getting charmed, and because they're charmed, they are incapacitated to have a speed of zero. They stay like that until someone uses an action to shake them awake or they're damaged or something like. Okay, so those two pirates are like I send out like a little disco ball like that flashes and they're just like okay, and they don't have to make saves again. They're just stuck like that. Yeah. Oh wow, okay, Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, if it takes any damage, if someone else, okay, puffect puffey. So that's just like in this Day's stake stupor Yeah. Yeah, they were trying to convince Burretta of these things. Norman is like just down to be a pirate, so he didn't care. He's like, if this goes welth, he wants to be ready. He climbs up to the crow's nest and then I don't know if everyone noticed him go up there, but in his head he's like he was sneaky about it, but they could have seen him. And out of nowhere, he just starts singing, Oh the wind, care is my name, Rye Lou far away, and he lifts up his staff. When I take aim, it's straight in through lu lu la la. It's I don't you see lightning? Magic start forming around his staff? All right? Yeah he casts lightning bolts. Totally shit, that'll do it, Okay, go ahead, m yeah, yeah, eighty six. They've got to do a six. It's a straight line where I imagine you're really just aiming at Bretta because I don't think you can hit any from your point. You're just sort of aiming it down. You roll a sixty eight. Oops, he wrote a sixty eight. My value is the wrong way. It's eighty six. Yeah, but it's gonna be lower tire. Okay. So Burretta, she has to do a deck save. She fails. Oh does a seventeen succeed? I feel like it must barely succeed. My it might be higher. My spell save DC is sixteen, so she so she takes half damage. She takes the fourteen As you strike her with a bolt of lightning ire in her eye. She looks up at you. I'm gonna get you next, All right, stupid little wizards. I put I put it down, and I say guns are for threat they're for actions. This is like the coldest the Normans being in combat in a while. Yeah, he had flavor to his spell casting and everything. He's really in this pirate thing. Yeah, yeah, he's loving pirate time. It is sir Button's turn, Norman, I mean captain, What shall I do? Yes, sir, first mate attack them? Okay, which one Bretta or the pirate next to her? Whoever is easier? I think he can only get up. He could hit either. Well, that pirate is incapacitated, so he's probably gonna hit but Bretta. Then it's time for a button. Button brings out his blade, his lightning blade. Swiping down, he hits. Wow, he does sixteen damage, slicing into Barretta. Oh hell yeah, good button York. He says that what it hits? Oh god, twenty naps cup. Calm down, Verretta, Calm down. Barretta launches off her cannon. As as it goes down to her turn, this blast of fire fires out and I need Cody, I guess actually fucking like five peop Everyboddy, Cody Willhelm, Anthony, George Washington, Bone Store, do me a dexterity saving throw. It is just really moved out of the way of the giant cannon that might have been aletics are just straight decks de sa so on the saving throws. Wow, wow, critical fail. Brother, I'm gonna use flash of genius to add four to that. I don't know if it'll help me. But where's the dexterity save it? He got any? Got it? And then burnslow? Oh my god, everybody fails. Well wait, what's the DC? Oh the DC is higher that Wait what did you get? Anthony? I got eleven, but I added four to it because then I think to make it fifteen. The DC sixteen. So everybody, everybody so this and it rips a hole into the vessel as this huge explosion blost out everybody takes twenty eight damage, which actually, you know, it's not terrible for most of the people. Right, that's like, that's some of the highest damage that Cody has taken, not as an animal, fad enough. He rarely takes damage as a person. So this is fire damage, I'm assuming, I guess, so, yeah, it's fire damage. I'll use absorbed elements as my reaction on that one. Oh okay, okay, so you have you have that damage. I have the yeah, so I do. Yeah, your firefighter uniform absorbs into the flame. Beretta then is gonna turn to sir button just fucking punch him, just fucking with a huge fist r I automatically resist fire. I don't even need to use absorbed elements. Amazing, that's my whole thing. I have. Fucking yeah, I do. I'm a firefighter. Yeah, alright, she turns around as she's going to Yeah, she just punches butted in the face of fucking smashes. But oh oh no, no, she's that's what you get. Your little fuck is freak. I don't say that about my again. I guess my first mate demon all right, Willhelm, it is your turn. He's gone. He's gone. He was here until it was his turn, and now he's disappeared. I am assume he can still hear us, though, because he has his earbuds in Willhelm the Shark. It is your turn to make a move, first of all. If you can't tell, I'm cars playing as the unit bomber today, and I would like you to respect that. I'm not respecting you. I'm not listen you. I think I only respect about thirty percent of what covers you out of your mouth nowadays. That ouch ouch. That's one six fired image. Yeah, no psychic, and only ten percent if we're live. Okay, I'm so sorry for everyone watching. This is what rustage is like all the time off camera. No o, kidding, all right, So I'm just gonna do my What are the odds of me successfully intimidating combat to end low? But not impossible? Okay? Can I use my movement to just tear off my robes because they're on fire and scream? This is what I've been waiting for. Okay, give me, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay you Oh my god, I am on fire, so I think I should get an advantage for it. Okay, let me think about this. I think that's counteracted by the disadvantage of being in combat. Yeah, that's fair, okay, right, sure, it's gonna be a very hard DC. Good luck intimidation. Oh, that's a pretty good DC. That is a pretty good DC. But it only it only clears the hard threshold. Oh, that is very hard as twenty five. So you okay you, But but I will say by clearing the hard threshold, she will have disadvantage if she tries to attack you. She is terrified of you because you're a madman, but she will not. She's not so terrified that she's going to stop the attack. Which, so you've you've intimidated her attack. Oh, because it's a smart thing to do a goading attack. So that way, she basically like either she's I'm not dealing a thumbs up. God damn it. So basically she's either yeah and my goading attack. I didn't just do my normal hit with yeah just yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah. So you've got your your bible, basher, you're not a weapon that you have in your hand. Bible. It is still improvised it yeah, oh yeah, yes, one say it is. It's not say it is a weapon. I'll come and slap your parents. It is it. It is my dad last week. This is not a weapon. It's that didn't hit. Fourteen doesn't hit. I assume you're crossing over to the other side, so you're now standing next to sir button. Yeah, evenother attack, Yeah, go ahead. That one does hit, so go ahead, And that she's got to make a wisdom saving throw. Oh I speak goog of godd Wow, that was good wisdom. That's unfortunate. But yeah, you you rip your shirt off, that's on fire. You run across the plank connecting the two ships, and you start bashing her with this thing that I can't even describe. I can only describe it as it's not a weapon, Like I've never seen anything further than a weapon. It is two books strapped on wielded onto a pole, and you just start smacking her with it, and she goes, ah, I've never seen anything like that be used as a I can't even say it's a weapon. And then can I have one more ray? Because I can? You can. You can use your yeah you're you're you're fist as a as a bonus action. That one does hit, so then you fucking punch her and I can I can't make that. No, I can't make that also a goading attack. Well, I have the superiority knife for it. Yeah, I guess, so I guess you can't go ahead. I'm just gonna say, all the fly does nine damage as you as you punch your oh and give me an oh. I I guess she does the wisdom safe. Ah, Well, she gets eight. So she fails. So she's goaded. Resists that you're not gonna do your joke? What what did you say? The joke? Then I get extra damage. Yeah, you have to do that before you make your attacks before, specifically for this reason. So because okay, right, So she she looks down at you and she's like, all right, you may be a mad man. I'm gonna fuck you up something real. Okay, Cody, it's your turn. All right. How much spaces between these two ships about five to ten feet ten fee, I'm gonna not a lot of us. Dive between the two ships, yeah, doble and transform into a water elemental. My goal here is is twofold number one. Obviously I want to be in the water. But the other goal is I want to separate these ships a little bit. If I can. I know they're currently close enough their planks connecting them. I don't want the pirates on the other ship to get onto the ship with like good idea. You're like Norman and George and the captain and stuff. So I want to try and like transform between them to push them apart. Yeah, I'm the captain now, okay, so you and I'm into the water. You transform into this massive water elemental. The shark also rolled me two d eh, because you have to do that damage as well. To BURRETTA, that's fair. And yeah, are you trying to push the ships away from each other? Well, I was hopping just like my taking up that small space and then expanding as this big water. And I think, so you push them a little bit, but I would like you to do some sort of athletics that actually physically push the ships. That's all right, okay, as water mentally assume as a water elementtal, you put your giant watery arms across the ships. You have advantage. You have advantage, okay. And twenty two you you fucking shove these two ships at the water moves with you and they start to rock back and forth, and you're pushing them apart, and they started to drift away from each other. Now, so busting out the side of ship. Now it is like these big watery tendrils that make my body I get two attacks two sat Yeah, you gotta slam barretta. Oh yeah, Bretta is the closest to the edge. I'm just saying, ye yeah, sixteen. Yeah, that hits like a monster of the sea. She looks up at you like a monster of the sea. So both of those hit. Yep, yep, yeah, yep. To the damage twenty three twenty three damages you slam into her water. I think the force of the water pushing her bandanna off, and her hair comes down like it's this long, curly black hair sort of now just sort of twinkling in the water. Like she looks just way hotter. Every time head little flexes her muscles, She's probably gonna do her legendary action at this point on. She is goaded by Wilhelm, though, so she sees the water brush. She turns round to Wilhelm, and she's going to try and grab you, Wilhelm. So if she hits with the punch, you are grappled. Grappling. Punch grappling fifteen fifteen does hit Wilhelm. He has like twelve because he's fucking naked. You take fifteen damaged Wilhelm, and now she's got you in her arm. She's going to put you inside of her cannon. Oh oh sorry, okay, wait what I don't get to do a strength check or anything. You Yeah, I will let you do a strength saving thorwer. She's trying to wrang you into the Cannon's trying to shove him into the cannon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so can you give me a She's just not good enough. She shoves you into the was dismissing in that sentence, not putting anyone else off. Yeah, Rustlers knew exactly what he was doing. Do you know what I'm doing? What will you inside? Hust I know it's your first say it's my fut time. Try. She shoves you inside the cannon. You deserately try to resist the get out. You fail your saving throw. You are now inside the cannon. She's going to point it at Cody and she's going to fire you at the water element. You explode out of the cannon, making impacts on Cody. Cody, I need you to do a god a dexterity saving throw. But the shark, I need you to do a con saving throw, and you're both gonna take eighty six Savage. This lady's so hot and badass. Okay, I have a plus two at decks you and an eight the shark. You do the Wilhelm screen, you both fail. Oh no, I have what type of damage? Is it? Force damage? Okay? Never mind? Okaysdal uh, okay, okay again, some smash will help. Will a minute you then on the side of the deck. I can do since I didn't do my reaction earlier, I can use flash of genius on Wilhelm so he has higher he's a nineteen. Can't say oh great, oh great, perfect, perfect? Yeah, okay, great you you I thought you did. I was gonna use my reaction to a sort of elements, but I have that naturally, I didn't need to do. Yeah, but you used splash of genius to to to plus four in your deck. Stay said that I did. Yeah, I forgot to use that. Sorry, will help you take the four twenty five, Davage, How are you ever going to survive? Would you're like, oh, you're twenty health you drop it onto the board, crump it on the ground. I mean, you're not good. Can I catch him in my water? Is that possible as he like moves through my waterrail mental body because I can grapple things that are within my body. Yeah, I guess if it's landing in your body, I'll let you do that if you want to do that, and then he's just slowly set suffocated to death in your watery body. Yeah. Can I do I need to roll anything to check that? Or can I if you're if the water elemental means that you can grapple anything that lands inside your body, he is landing inside your body. So usually usually I have to make like, you know, a role for them to try and escape, but obviously friendly creature. Yeah, is he consenting to it? Willhelm? Are you consenting to being inside of Cody? I why didn't I just come back? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, okay, so yeah, you've consented, and so you are now I assume your head outside of the body. You are now floating inside of Cody. Yeah, like like let him be like, you know, breathe, Yeah, over myself up a little bit and you can you can you can move around inside me as if I was regular water, because I'm not but you can leave whenever you like. I know it is now Bone Slaws turn. All right, the ships are further apart. I saw someone measuring. Cody has pushed them further apart. So whatever the distance between them, it's an extra like thirty feet. Now, okay, Bone Slaw is going to do and he's really good at jumping. This was something that was established in the Corpus arc. Yeah, so we're gonna do an athletics check for him to see if he can jump. What it's all right? So he he puts his feet down and you see this like spectral boot be created around Bone Slaw's feet and he launches himself across that thirty foot gap and he lands, I guess in front of one of the pirates. How majestic is this? He turns to you, Cody, and he says, I Todge, you had been learning something from the Sulikans. And he creates these two spectral fists similarly like General bone or and he's like I already, and he's going to punch this pirate. Okay, so does he just print on him? He hits this pirate, he kills this Okay, just said yeah, yeah, so Boslore fucking smashes that guy and fucking disintegrates, and then he runs over to the other guy that's another pirates on board. He's gonna also hit just also autorize him these people and Jesus, okay, is it because he got hit by a fireball? He was in that glass radius? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Captain Kern's turn. He's standing at the top of the ship right now. He's looking over. Wow, whose guys really are powerful? And he's going to move his hands together and he creates this sort of like watery orb and he fires a jet of water towards one of the pirates on the other on the other vessel. He's a water bender water jet. It hits one of the pirates and it kills one of the pirates, and that is that's what he does. He sends a jet of water forwards and it just like pierces the heart of a pirate and he collapses with the ground dead. But it is now the pirate's turn. I think they're terrified of bone slaw. Yeah, but one of them tells the bone slow says, you killed my friend. We were best bodies forever. We even had matching bracelets were we joined this pirate Life and we were right now he's wearing the bracelet right now it Pirate pros Young Forever. There's a pile of ash and just the other bracelets in the ash. Yeah. I think three pirates are going to charge towards Bone Slaw. Oh man, okay. They pull out their little pistols. Oh that's cute, and they're just going to try and light them up. This is three shots of three different pirates one, two, three. Wow they hit all of their hit shots. Wow wow, that's These are really good roles as well for us. I know, eight plus seven bus eight twenty three damage that knocks more conscious. So they all pull out guns. You killed my best friend and they just light him up, literally run around you. Bone Slaw collapses of the ground unconscious. That is exactly the remaining There are two more pirates and they're going to charge fours and try and stab busting' christ. Okay, well one of them can't. Yeah yeah, this is what I expected to happen with the other one. So they both miss. One of them critically fails, and you know, like actually one of them was busted. That actually fits that yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, So I mean nothing happens that one of them is charmed incapacitated and the other one just completely absolutely misses and Anthony, it is back to you. All right. Well, now that they're like kind of lined up, I'm gonna move over to the edge of the ship. Here, hold on, I'm gonna move over to the edge of the ship, and I'm gonna use lightning bolt. And I think it's one hundred foot line. Could I do this and hit three of them? Uh? Yes, but bear in mind that you are further away because as there's a bigger gap, there's a thirty foot gap now, so okay, what's one hundred foot straight line? So it goes even further. I mean this will be y yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can hit three of the two of the pirates and Barreta in a line. Yes, you can go. All right, cool, we're gonna do they have to do. I think it's dexterity. All right, let's go, yeah, dexterity saving through Okay, she succeeds. She succeeds, well, one of them, sixteen succeeds. Yeah, what is it? What we like? Okay, here we go, so you you put you load up your fucking arm Yep. His lightning blast comes out the end like Iron Man, the blast thirty four. You're gonna kill the two pilate regardless of their their saving thorists. So they get vaporized in this lightning strike. One of them are tear down his face as he looks up at this guy, I'll soon be joining you, my young brother, as they evaporate. Sorry man, And then yeah, it's Washington, not in combat. He might be scared. He's generally just on our ship, just watching. He's just like she's just He's like, I'm not a fighter anymore. Guys, pacifism. I've had a lot of talks with Jesus Christ and he said, actually, you know, don't hurt thy neighbor. And you know, and there's nothing more neighborly than two ships next to each other. You know that. You know that. Like he's a cleric of democracy, so he gets his powers from his faith in democracy. Yeah, has his faith been Oh no, tried. He doesn't believe in democracy because I just don't think it's right. Stupid fucking people. The better to take the seventeen. Oh yeah, I better take the seventeen. She looks pretty weak. Oh yeah, Okay, Norman, you were up. There was a sort of half wounded Beretta. She just fired if I went out of cannon. So are the only pirates that are left? The one above the bone slaw, and then like two behind sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there were eight. Now there's three. Hmmm. I really don't want to dude, all my attackers killed Burretta. Potentially Norman, I do. Norman puts both hands up in the sky yeah, and starts creating a fireball, and he says, Bretta, it's time for a good captain to no one to call it quits and save the life of their men and save your ship, because if you don't surrender right now, I'm going to burn your entire ship to the ground. And she sees the fireball forming above Norman's hands. This is this is gonna be a medium DC intimidation. Go ahead. How intimidating is this fireball? Bro Norman is not very intimidating. It's a giant fireball. That is that is not intimidating. She's just like the fucking fireball who cares zero. He casts a fireball, but at the same time he has a massive erection for Barretta. Norman probably would. Yeah, she's crazy. We all Norman's got a little guy. Okay, my god. She she stares at you. She can't even already see you. She goes is somebody talking up there? And then normally just gets paid like fuck you are you throwing the fireball? But you're gonna throw it towards the end of the ship And he wants to is there a way for me to do it, to hit like pirate? Pirate Bretta? If I put it like right over, I don't know, you can see where I'm uh oh, I see what you mean. Yeah I guess so yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah sure yeah. I just don't want to hit bone s lobbies. You don't want to hit both store a button? Okay, yeah, that's durable. Let's go, what's your DC sixteen sixteen? All right, Bretta vital saving sorry from BURRETTA. We'll see if she can do it. So you fling down this fire ball into the ground. She does succeed. Do the do the damage, do the damage. As this fireball explodes, she is still alive. How she is still alive as the ball explodes behind her, the two pirates, the one next to the bone Slaw and the one next to the Button are both in vaporized. Even if they succeeded that saving throw, they are just vaporized in flame. And now she stands there, bloodied, wounded. Sir Button pulls up his sword. Norman Captain, should I slay this foul pirate? Unfortunately, she's tactically not even really our enemy, So just knock her out, Just knock her out. We need a question her because Fear's actually our boy, and then I could go on another pirate adventure after this with the real pirates. Knock her out, I share, applying that Bretta isn't a real pirate. He actually he actually just the Alvita of the of the pirates. Oh my god, he just misses, he misses. He tries, but on the plast sixteen he got fifteen to eleven. He tries, but big God, Burretta is still breathing and it's her turn. Oh oh gosh, is she still goaded by Wilhelm? Is that only for a round? I think that's only for a round, right, yeah, okay. She looks over to Cody the big water element, or to I definitely even notice, as Sir Button, God, it's going to fire cannon shots into your watery body. It's the only thing I could you do a dexterity saving for her? I guess she fires I only question, yes, so sorry, but I did the goading attack. So when she shot me out of the gun, how did the goading attack apply? The goading attack applied to when she punched you? Okay, so it only lasts one turn. I thought I was perpetual. I'm sorry you you could be. I I don't know how long it lasts for, but she was I think so. But also she attacked you. She essentially attacked you for both punching you and firing you out of the cannon are both attacks against you? That's Cody? Yeah big did you say death? Saying for death? Okay? Like how many she's shooting too? No? Just one? Just one big blast? You need Uh, my roles are terrible today, Willhelm, I will need one from you as well. It's a big shot, yeah, Wilhelm, deck saving though I got you. She fires off this cannon. Yeah, yeah, you also take thirty seven damage. Like the ball of flames goes inside of Cody's body and it ERPs from the inside and it's twisting flames bursting out of your watery body. Just yeah, there's just water flying off me, washing on the ships, splashing Like George Washington sitting down. He's got like a parasol. He's like, it's just like Fourth of July. I love the fire be kind of like, you know, like worried. He's not worried at all. He just doesn't want to partake. Just m I'm chilled now. I'm the core of Washington. I was drying tin until you've got this water on me. I get it. I get it. Yeah, wow, man, well help, it's your turn. You're in the water. I'm gonna use You're all washing out, You're in, You're inside the You're inside Cody's waters. You could just he just moved. You keep getting shut inside things today? How do you guys know what mudo is in? I'm gonna do a disarming attack with my improvised weapon. Yeah, who are you trying to attack a non lethally or lethally non lethally? Okay, so every attack for me from now until the game is over as a non lethal all right, you pull out your it's and I have to really just not a weapon, not a weapon? You put this random optic Where the fuck do you even find it? Just off the ground, Crazy that you have this device. He's so he can really use anything and as a weapon. And I don't know how he found this thing, but he's using it as a weapon. And you critically hit with it, do the damage very likely. I just want to say, this is the first time I've ever thrown it, and I just fuckingline it at her hits before it hits. I just spontaneously, not influenced by any pop culture references, say hide the Bible of God watching and throwing making connection, I don't. I actually don't know where that's from, but I know it's an e rabus a history. It's most recently in Kendrick Lama's not like those there you go. Sorry, it's not that I'm gonna do. Not cut that out. Williams needs to see that. What mist in my head? No, no, no, I knew it was. It's his first day. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it was a rap battle thing. I knew it was in your head. It was like beef always like a wrap battle. It was a really epic it was happened at one point. Therefore, history. I'm cutting it out when this restige ever all right? Ver one life? Okay? So uh smashes Barretta in the head. She hits a and she she collapses onto the ship unconscious that I keeps going, I use my extra attack. Are you waiting on her conconscious body? Combat is not over until another There is another pirate that's incapacitated nearby. Yeah, well this pirate is is actually not This pirate is not one of the hypotized one. Uh they hpitize one got killed with a fireball. Oh yeah, this one ran over. So this pirate's fine. He's like, b first mate, what did you do? All right? Are you continuing? I'm going to take off my shoe and go for the double combo and hurl it as an improvised weapon in him as well. Okay, go ahead, Well you were It's like sandals rights, that hits the pirate. Do the damage provide sandal? Yeah, that kills the pirate range the time you did knock people out with range attacks. Rock somebody throw in this situation, I'll let it because I went I'll let it have it. You throw your fucking shoe. It fights to the air and it knocks the pirate out like a like a mid two thousands anime character and the deck and he's the only one alive. And then moment I crossed my arms and go, you've been shark weaked. Good one, good one has a good one. That wasn't even a joke for damage. That just felt good. Yeah you've made You've made two jokes in combat this session, and neither of them have been for the extra damage. You know your rules. That's why what I told we'll have about Shark week, it's true. Yeah, amazing. So combat is over. Big gun, Barretta is splayed out on the deck. They were a big gun. It's to her side dramatically. All right, cool, I'm gonna look at the deck of the ship and transform. I'm going over to and I'm gonna cure wounds. Hey, guys, guys, what's wrong? Is anyone of a spare shirt? Oh? Yeah, because I'm just gonna take a shirt from one of the pirates. Yeah, there's a bunch of dead pirates. So you take one of the pirate shirts and you bust. I take the least bloody shirt. Then I I kind of wash it in the water and put it on the water is really far down, Like it's not it's you're telling me they w have a bucket with water from the Yeah, okay, bone slow comes back bones, law, let me add him. You want to rich the big one. It's okay, buddy, it's okay. You got him, You got him, I biled me. Yeah, you really did a number on them. Huh. Yes. When we were fighting the general General bone right, and he used that spectral whip and the and the big sword, I was like, I would like to do something like that, and I trained, I focused my power and I went super sulkin super no he is he is? That's how we could do the keep getting him and mixed up. Yeah, yes, super silkin. Is that a thing only silkan can do? Yes? And half Sulkin's crazy. Okay, what about quarter sulcans. I probably, yes, Oly, you just need a little bit of silkin blood to go super silkin. You know you didn't notice I have no hair, but usually it would have been all like spiky and pink and owen bone as well. He did. Yeah, no, no, no, that's true. Okay, all the all the strongest super Sunkens are bald, so you can't tell anyway. That's great, I pick up a Retta's gun. You car you give me a strength check. I could try, I could, yeah, yeah, you you you. It's you do struggle, but like the steam on your fucking it's like when Iron Man's trying to pick up Thor's hammer and ahab Yeah, there's a little bit of strain. But I have it all right, and the pluses and stuff, and you've picked it up all right, you have it. I have a gun, yeah, congratulations, Yeah, I have a big gun. I'm proud of this big gun. Yeah, you're proud of it, like you all right? Should we take this new ship? It's a bigger ship. It is only any other pirates will bother with us if we have the flag up top. Yeah, it's in Kurnsas. But it's rough and ready. It's nothing like the unsinkable two. Yeah, but what happened to the unsinkable one. Well that's I refuse to comment on that. Okay, does have a big hole in its deck now from the cannon ball. Yeah, but it's he looks over it, and the unsingable two is slowly sinking. Come on over, it's fixable, is it not? We do we have a carpenter I knew once he was my best friend. I mean I could, I could work on it, I could fix things ever done. Well, oh, Jesus, you were referencing Jesus one. I was referencing my vice president Jesus and my best friend. But hey, no, it's our ship now. You could call it the Unsinkable three if you want. Oh, that would be perfect, like Aptain. Yeah, my my great grandfather would be happy to have a crew like this. Let's tie up the one remaining alive pirate and yeah, do they have a Do they have a what's it called a brig? Yeah? Probably? Yeah, we need to be fair. Yeah, well we have multiple we have briggs right, yeah, and one of ours is probably underwater right now and another one is in an undisclosed locations. Have you even drowned before? He was like, yes, what then breaks, have you ever been in water and felt like you were going to die? No, okay, that's happened to me before I saved I saved an old guy's life and water ones and it was it was, it was. It's really funny though, because I pulled them two feet I'm like, you could stand no, this chili in the water, and he was like fully screaming for help when he was saying like as hard as heart, But he didn't realize you could just stand. Yeah you're a hero, Briggs. Yeah you're Yeah, you're a hero. Brought him over one foot just hey, hey, yay, he was He might have had a panic attack. You don't know. It's actually really nice. He didn't think. Yeah, you didn't think you could touch. Yeah, well you need to drown some point so you can experience it. You can make this sound. I don't recommend enough movies to be I feel like I know what it's to sound like. I just can't do it. Yeah, you gotta be in the shoes. I think you could do it. If you do, you want to, we can draw you next time you're here. Yeah yeah, this this backyard i'm standing out right now has a pool I could go. We could test it out. I think next time you're in England, Briggs, me and Daniel will throw you in the Thames and hold you. Undo. Yeah we do that. I think the content and recording the sound, Yeah, edited it to this episode. Yeah, well edit this episode. People will go straight from episode forty nine to fifty one. People be why so confused? Like it takes a long time for me to edit episode fifty. You can use you could use the YouTube editor. Yeah, yeah, question it in Windows movie Maker, So the intro is just like just like a royalty free music with just a slide show text slowly going vie makers the first few years I did my stuff. It's yeah, I would not be surprised if you still use Windows Music movie Maker. I do not. My stuff's too, It's not that complicated, all right. We have a new bull Boys at Unsekable three. It's maybe being a pirate is not too bad if it means you can get new boats for free. No, no, hold on, don't be don't be inspired, please, Captain Admired. I guess in the meantime, I would love to meet back up with Blackbeat and explain the situation, but we don't know what he is, so I guess we should just keep going towards this island where the shrine is. Are we going to interrogate this this lady when she wakes up, we can talk to her. Yeah, yeah, guys, black Bear is a pirate. We're looking for pirate treasure or an X marks the spot I think we're gonna find. We're gonna run into him eventually. How do you know it was pirate treasure? I never said that because we're on a ship. I don't know. I want to be a pirate. Yeah, it's an X on a map. Come on, Yeah, that's true. That's true. Its normal. We are in a boat fighting pirates at sea, capturing their vessel and hunting treasure. We are pirates. We're living in the dream right now, Cody. Yeah, this is just like Treasure Island, not Treasure Planet, because that didn't come out intil the nineties. Yeah. Oh, you see Treasure Planet too, No, I have okay, Yeah, it came out in twenty forty, yeah, twenty fifty. Okay. For a second, I thought that there was a good treasure planet. There was no one. Bone store comes above deck and he's got a big basket of oranges. Guys, they've got so many oranges on board. Oh yeah, you want to avoid the scurvy? Yeah, hell yeah, let's eat oranges. All right, we'll hang out and need oranges. I'm okay with citrus. Let's go. I'll eat a fruit. Yeah. Then we have a button looks up and says you will eat a fruit. Fust you're a vegetable. That's so good. All right, So you guys beating it's the fruit is motionroom. You guys are all around eating your oranges into the into the distance ship sails. At some point Barretta will come to have you tied her up. At this point, is she just yeah, well she's in the brig. Oh she's in the light the break. Yeah, he's looking or whatever is available there. Yeah, who's who's looking after the brick? But I think I would have given the keys to like Norman. All right, no Norman breaks. You're in the brig obviously with button by your side. And this Bretta comes to inside the inside the brick and she goes, oh my head, Oh I was hit by something real hard. Definitely wasn't a weapon. Oh, definitely what you're right about that it wasn't a weapon. I I see. I lost a shame. You're taking me to be your captain? If no hostitch, typical pirate stuff. I respect it. I guess we have some very important hostage questions for you. Where is black Beard? Oh? No, loss all your questions black Beard, he's on in treasure. I knew it, I knew it. All right. Well, well then you're useless. I didn't even tell you the details or anything. I just I could have given this is easy. You've got a lot to learn, little guy. Until you're you could be a color pirate. I think you were not bad. I felt that thunder, I felt the fire as well. You're you're a lot of intention not me. Yeah, but I'm on this side. Listen, if you fought me one on one, things would be a little bit different, little guy. Dude, if you fought me one on one, Dude, I'm a game er, I'd fly one hundred and twenty meters away and I'd just walk in toowards with a muscle. Are you I'm a wizard? Oh a wizard? I thought you said you were a gamer. Oh, I I'm a gamer. It means i'm ice games, dice games, ice games. I like ice games too, But I mean I'm good at game that, I'm good at strategy. And I would fly one hundred and twenty meters away, and as you're running to me, I'd hit you with lightning bolt, lightning bolt fire and by the time they get you get to me, be nothing but ash. And if you do get to me, I fly away again. That's a little talk from a little man. That's a lot of words just to say that you wouldn't fight me face to face. You could say whatever you want. I wouldn't fight you face to face. That's not how I game. But guess what, I've never lost a one v one on rust. You're the proudest coward I've ever heard I ever seen in my life. La La Lou. You're a psychopath. Yeah, a little bit, but I a little bit for that. At least you're honest. At least you're honest. I've met plenty of cowards that act all tough, say they want to fight, but on away the moment a cannon is pointed out their face and uh, I never return. They don't even try and fight. At least you're artist about it. I mean, I'll run away, but I'll also fight. I do both. You could do both. But I do want to say we weren't lying. Black Beard's actually our boy for no reason, ah Brauh, I guess I could believe it. He likes having strong allies, and you guys seem strong enough. So is there any other information about BlackBerry you'd like to give us? Because once we run into them, we'll probably just let you go oh well, great, well, gentlemen, you are you could let me go now, I'm not a threat to you anymore. You kill the crew, I don't think it will be happy about that. But also he probably won't care, to be honest, you know, and I think he wouldn't care. But he'd also be more mad with you than us, Yeah, probably, or equal maybe equal. Yeah, he's not treasure right now. He found go ahead a treasure map left by a captain colonel. Oh yeah, ma ah, well, I don't know much of it. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he went treasure. And you know how he is he captain. Your captain is Captain Kerne, Captain Kernel like corn, it's his father. It's spelled k you r n a L. I'm calling everything. Well, your captain's k e r n ah right, okay, gotcha, very very similar. Yeah, all right, mm hmmm. So I mean we have a map too. We're on our way there, so we'll probably run into him at some point. Did you have any cuffs or rope down here? I mean, it's what's your ship before? Oh, we have plenty of stuff. We've got plenty of oranges. Blackbeard he got a little bit concerned about scurvy, so he ordered as many origins as he could. And I and between you and me, the only thing they had. It's the only thing that we ate. And I think he might be allergic to citrus fruits. Yeah, all right, I found some handcuffs. Do you mind putting them on? And I throw it to her? What Norman? Sorry, she doesn't know your name, little boy, I thought, yeah, little put these on just because you tell me. I'm not I'm not so pathetic that I'm going to do that. That's the only way you're getting out of these cages. If you want to get out of the brig, I'll bring you up the deck. Let's put those on. Oh, I guess I could just leave. Starts walking away slowly but looking back. Fucking fine. She puts the cuffs on. All right, buy me how I open up the brig. Hah, what time? Let's go follow me, lady. She like shoves into you slightly as he walks out. Okay, I imagine you almost top all over all right. She squeezes her big body up the stairs and now she's above deck where everybody else is eating oranges. Okay, yeah, you're right, Yeah, I mean we're having an orange party. You're welcome to join an orange party. No, don't worry. I'm sick of oranges by this point. Do you guys have any other food? Anything else? I can make orange juice. We look back at unthinkable too. It's just like the top of the all of our all of our irrations, and is just thinking, hmm, yeah, we used to have we had meat, we had bread, we had so many things. But now we have oranges, which I guess the fish, the fish will have those things. It'll be okay, yes, and then we got to catch the fish. I have good berry, I cast good berry, and I give I give her some berries. Well, I mean she can't. She has to eat it from my hand like a goat. She goes. You spent me to eat this like a in a petting zoo. I thought it could be like a fun bonding experience, you know, icebreaker, But she she just has like handcuffs on. Right. Yeah, I guess you can't just like pick it up. Ah. Still it's still a fruit. But I don't mind it too much. Hey those are good berries. Yeah, they're decent berries. Mm hmm. All right, she's not exactly on my good side. Right now is on your berry side though. Okay, this is everyone sits out around the around the oranges. Yeah, in my head, it's not even like there's a like a campfire or anything. It's just like a pile of oranges in the center, in the shape of like a center, all on the floor of the ship. Yeah, the oranges. Does nom Norman tell us anything about that conversation? Yeah, Norman, what do you say? Do you say anything? So, guys, I called it Blackbeard being a pirate is also looking for the treasure. There's a guy named Captain Colonel who gave him a map, probably similar to our map. Captain Clonel couldn't have given him a map. He's long dead. I'm Captain Captain Connell was my great grandfather. Oh, he says that he calls his mouth with one hand. I already, you already said it. I don't know what. Okay, So you're like seeking your family treasure something. No, No, I mean yes, I guess guy, I wasn't for honest with you lost we know, how do you know? Don't worry about it. My great grandfather was a pirate. I swear I'm not a pirate. I'm an explorer and adventurer. It's okay if you're a pirate carrots. Pirates are cool. He left behind a great treasure, so gifts from the old time, you know, back from you know, back from the days of historia and all that, and I I I wanted to find it. And and I I heard that that the key to the the Cleric Temple was hidden inside this treasure chest as well. Oh okay, so we need to get to that. So there was you know, I didn't lie about that, but yes, I I'm I, I do want to order the treasure and all of the all of the things that it is a pirate treasure and there's ancient artifacts of great power inside and all of that. Well that's convenient because that's what we need to get to the Cleric Temple. So yeah, and also we probably want to stop black Beard getting his hands on ancient artifacts of great power, is what you said. Okay, Yeah, I don't know black Beard. You said he was a stand up fella, so I said he was. It's just it's also as it's just a rumor. It is it is, you know, it could just be like a bunch of rubbish, but my grandfather they passed it down they call them shods of Vestoria, and apparently one lays deep. It's one of the last ones remaining. Okay we heard of that. No, no we haven't. You've never heard of this? Shots ran from the sky voices. No, you haven't. It's impos you You have it over to thinking that you've heard of these shots of sier. Okay, okay, all right, then, so where is the treasure? Do you know where it is? But yes, we're sailing there. But you're telling me that this black Beard fellow is also going after it? Yeah, I mean he might. He might already be there. He might already be there, is already way we could beat the ship faster. Uh, I don't know. Let me go check. Yes, hold on, I have I have I have a windsp Anthony casts v turbo engine. Yeah, all right, I could cast haste on the ship. Wait, no, I don't have enough third level slots. Sorry, I used to both in that fight. But how long do you think it will take us to get to the island, captain? Another day or two? Oh? Cool? Nice? I couldn't do alright? All right here? Oh yeah, we definitely get a long well, definitely all winds I'm saying we have lots of embarrassing moments in my old age. I get it. Flatulence, that's funny. I have an idea. What if I take Bretta's gun and turn it into an engine somehow? My gun? Yeah, yep, hey, you give that back? You do put you pause all over my gun. I'm not giving you a gun. You're our prisoner that you like there is getting like an noise, and don't give it. Just keep your hands off it. I walk away and I start tinkering with the gun. No. She stands up really furious. Hey, Anthony, maybe maybe we should maybe we should leave the gun alone. I mean, she's only she's only handcuffs on. She's going to charge after Anthony, if you could. I'm keeping this gun. I want it. Okay. She charges towards Anthony, and she's gonna try and elbow bash you. So well do an athletics contest, I guess. Hold on, I want to take something really quick, okay, yeah, okay, I'll do flash and genius so that will get me a nineteen oh ship. Oh yeah, she so she smashes into your arm, send you personally against the side of the ship, and then she like that you drop the cannon onto the deck of the ship. Right, but I also have a repulsion shields. So when she bumps into me, doesn't she get knocked back by fifteen feet? Okay, I imagine. So so what will happen is she she will knock you back fifteen feet, but then you also knock her back fifty feet? Can you slam into each other? And then and she said against flying back, you go flying back. She lands on her side. She gets up, blood jumping down her face. Nobody touches my gun. All right, that's my prize and joy, that's my baby. You could do whatever you want to me. You could starve me, you can leave me in the break, you can kill my men, but nobody air touches my fucking gun. All right? Am I intimidated by this? For you to decide? I mean, well, well, could she roll intimidation so I could have a number to determine how just the force of Yeah, I guess she's quite intimidating. She is pretty fucking intimidating. Okay, let's god, that's very intimidated by that. Holy shit, he looks around. All right, we all squared and settled here. Listen. I don't care if you love friends of black Beard. Right, I've been trying to be nice. Yeah, I'm sorry I attacked you lot, right, I had a job. You guys looked like suspicious they've been There was a group of merchants that came by and pedaled the exact same bullshit as you, lot, and they're at the bottom of the ocean. You guys are obviously strong. I believe you don't touch my fucking gun. All you want. There's a I won't fuck with your gun. But like, I don't know if guys, should we just give it back to her. I don't think that's a good idea. Well, I'll set it down over here. Yeah, we can just keep it to the side right now. Fine, Fine, Yeah, listen, I have magic. Okay, I'm just going to control the winds in order to just like to basically speed up our voltage. Okay, I'm going to fill the sails up. You fill a sales would wind and you start pushing the ship. So yeah, you it's like getting into the evening and I imagine you'll get there in the morning with this speech. Cool, I'm gonna go to bed. You just you're like terrified, You're like, yeah, you go to bed. I'm waiting for you, dressed now entirely in pirate clothing, and as you walk by, I just say, you know, monks and pirates have a lot of like you know what, you know what, Dan, I don't even remember. I don't even know what your name is at this point, but you rock on, man, you keep being yourself. Thanks. You can see my ears pierced, but it's like bleeding clearly. I just shove over your ring into it. It's a weapon I take. I have a healing kit. I give them like some band aids and like here you go, buddy, just in case you need these. Just I pretend I don't need it till you're gone, and I immediately bandage up your ear. Oh man, that's a lot of blood. It's like fall holes down the lobe. Amazing. Yeah. I meant you were a crazy like nineteen twenties gang sir, than you were a monk and now you're a pirate. It's like, you know what, just whatever you want to be. Man. The lesson is Wilhelm's impressionable. He is. Yeah, and it's a monk pirate by the way, Yeah, wait, a punk, but it's spelled po and care yeah, punk I like that. Yeah, throws them all together. All right, okay, okay, you guys, we can all rest. You can arrest a right. Pud is kind of perf with his new morality's like to kill people because okay with stealing and like as close as you can get without murder. Yeah, all right. Bretta turns to the to the group like as it gets late and says, all right, then, I assume you guys aren't gonna let me sleep in my usual bed where my sleeping tonight. Just for my sake of mind, I would prefer if you slept in the brig. Yeah, sure, fine, whatever, And she she goes, she goes down into the brig and she like just locks herself in there. Okay, that's nice of her. Yeah, she she is very very nicely. Yeah, in the brig there is the other pirate who has still been unconscious this whole time. Oh yeah. Yeah. And you guys rest nice long rest and in the morning the morning breaks, you guys are probably just sleeping in the regular pirate quarters. Yeah. Then the morning comes, bone shine through whatever that weird like slatted thing is in in the middle of a ship, burst into the room. He's got a tray of uh oranges. Good morning, it is time for breakfast off oranges. I love this stuff. It's so good. I have I have arranged it into He's arranged the little orange slices in a little essentially like character curtures of everybody on the ship, like so, curt this is one that looks like you, and there's one that looks like you, and then will have this one that looks like you. It's like I thought it would be nice. You know, I used to do a lot of arts when I was kids, and then I got it. Yes, you know my mother was an artist. But you know that Law. Maybe maybe you need another creative outlet. Yeah, creating. I like minigolf. That's a great hobby, not really a creative outlet. You know, art I think would be great for you. When maybe I try, maybe it will be maybe, but I can't afford paint and and brushets and the start of the last artist bones Slaw. Oh you know what you can do on zero budget, bones Law, which I'm saying and not my character, but for some reason, with your strength, you pick up a couple of cheap tools. I can get you some tools and you start carving stone. I'm telling you that's that sounds amazing. I can use strength and art together. Yeah. Ah, I don't know why the spirit of all Tony is talking to I'm sorry, Granddad. Sorry? Are you in hev? No? Okay? Can I can I make a request of any fin artists out there to please do little orange slice portraits of the main characters. I would love that so much. Okay, So he's woken you all up with that, and I guess you guys all come back upon deck as the sun starts to rise. You can see this distant junk or in the in the distance. Sorry, who the fuck is the fog? That is? That is a character that you added at some point. I don't know why. It's just in the character select spring For me, it's just says, what's time. I realize that people could choose in the chat animals I've tried and fallen into. Okay, okay, getting the on board the top and he looks around. He goes, uh uh uh, you know stuff right, Anthony, you're smart. I mean what about when we get when do we get scurvy? Oh? I mean it takes a while, Like you could go a few days without eating anything that's vitamin C, but maybe like a couple of weeks or something, you'd eventually get real sick. Okay, Now, what is scurvy? It's a disease when you don't get enough vitamin C. You get really weak and your skin will go pale and old wounds will open up, and it's just stuff, really shitty time. What's vitamin C? Uh, it's it's oranges and limes and lemons and apples and any kind of fruit usually has it in there. Yeah, I have no more questions, thank you. Okay, there you go. Is anyone letting going up to Bretta and the random pirates in the break? Anyone is anyone going there? She scares me. I pissed myself yesterday comes up. I've been in charge of that. So I come up and I go to unlock the door. I'm like, it's that for a pirate adventure, guys, rise and shine. Ah. I forced the pirate to be my sparring partner, and I just beat the piss out of him, near death repeatedly, lot of shortening events. The pirate is currently next to Barretta in the break. He's just waking up and he's he's he's like joy boy, boy, he's boy, gosh, boy, you and I are going to spar Oh you're the one that threw that shoe at my head. Yeah, we're gonna fight. Come on, when? What? How? Why? Now? Stretch? You might pull a muscle if you don't. Oh okay, He starts to stretch exercises. Yeah. Bretta looks down at Norman and says, he didn't grow at all in the night. I thought, with all those oranges he would have. You know, that doesn't make any any sense. No, it doesn't. Anyway, let's go I mind saying or is there a romantic tension here that feels very Is she into him? That's not the implication, but it just feels like there's something there. I feel like you should pursue this, Norman. Yeah, there might be something here for you. But Norman's so blind that he's only interested in people that are not interested in him or using him. The only way she knows how a flood is by doing like silly jabs, you know what I mean? Yeah, all right, Norman is not very observant. Why do I have a thing that I can click down here now and it just does constitution saves and nothing else. Well, you have a lot of constitution that you're currently fighting the guy, and he keeps doing things that requires new constitution saves. His entire move set is he's just like giving you random bits of food poison. He's just like injecting poison into you pretty good roles. So I think I'm okay, Yeah, you're fine. He's like, you know, that's that was my whole thing that I just punched him. He just has like a whole bunch of syringes and you let him like injective into your arm and he's like all right, you're feeling it and you're like no, and then you punch him. Each of the pirates had a really unique way to fight, but Bone Slot just nuked them all. So okay, uh, Barretta goes. I can't fucking wait to be out of these handcuffs and seeing my old boss again. Sorry, just so sorry, sorry, I continue. Huh, I'm gonna stroke. How's the England game going? Game? Us? Nobody's giving me updated? Updated? What's the score? Probably? Chat? What is in the score? Please keep me updated? One? Okay, all right, the one one. The score probably hasn't changed very much. Yeah, there was an offside goal. Okay, one more one? All right, fine, thank you, thanks guys, thanks guys football. Yes, you know, so Bretta comes aboard deck as the sun the sunlight shines across the deck and you see this island in the distance, and Captain Kern at the wheel, says Nolan. You know why, I've always wanted to say that, and not just to myself. You never spotted land before? Yeah, but i've you know, I've said it like in my head. But oftentimes I travel alone, you know, you know, the life of an explorers really but okay, yeah, yeah, oh well, do we see any of the ships near the island? Uh? Not currently? No? Or is there any any sort of from you from your knowledge? You know that like a black Beard went off in a rowboat, so it would be difficult to spot anywhere. Okay, you pull up to the edge of this island. All right, Okay, there were beasts on this island, beasts from the ancient world. We we handle beasts. It's sorry, how beastly like? Are we talking like dinosaurs or what? Well? I don't know what that is, but these are giant beasts with tiny lands. Okay, you're describing a t rex Okay, yeah, that's guys. I don't know if i'd for Ruster of the DM this episode. I feel like, right before he sets us up for everything, we're like, is it this? And there's another thing with this It's got like three horns I remember seeing it. Yeah, yeah, that that's probably a that's probably a try ups uh these things? Yeah, I mean like, I'm sorry, I'm from the future. There's a lot of stuff that you know, you should ever come back, Anthony. I have something I've always wanted to try. I've had these spells since level two. Yeah, and I've never had a reason to use them, yep, or a situation in which to use them. And I think now is the time. Guys. We need to find the biggest, baddest dinosaur on this island because I might be able to make it my best friend in the world. That are you for real? That is incredible. I did not know you had gifts like this. There are so many interesting people all across this earth, this earth, across this the story was the name of the planet. No, it's not just like the ok yeah, okay, I was keeping notes. I paid attention. All right, we need to find a giant dinosaur do I see a giant dinosaur anywhere? Can we? Well, we're going to move towards where the treasure is on the map. Yeah yeah, yeah, but can we do so like stealthily in the in the shrubbery, trying to fly basically like a t rex or something. Yeah, let's do a big group stealth check. I don't think you have disadvantage as well because the shot is no longer wearing armor, so yeah, this is just yeah, make me have a disadvantage on this. No, why do I russ bad? I'm sorry, Cody, We'll get you a dinosaur. Don't worry. Norman blends into the bushes. Any what can you do? Can you just if we wanted to find a t rex, wouldn't we want to be loud and act like food? Well, I know a t rex. How there's scavengers, but I think they're also hunters. I wonder then, to be easier if we can sneak up on one. Yeah, why does it automatically? But we would just say the first one. Yeah, I know you're not wearing heavy armor. It's just it thinks that you are, so I'll run up. Yeah, you guys are fifteen, so you are stealthying through the jungle, and Forresta's with you behind with her sister, her handcuffs on. Kern is there a black beard? Is there? Sorry? Black bone? Slow? Is that? And you eventually reach a clearing and you see three giant dinosaurs in the a huge Tyrannosaurus rex, giant triceratops and I just like a raptor. He's actually raptors are tiny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just like old enough to have seen the original King Kong. So he's seen dinosaurs. And you were about to say he's old enough to see the original dinosaur. D Home, it's coming, Daniel. How are you doing today? All right? Just feeling pretty American? And yeah, I feel pretty American right about now. Yeah, in the counts it was only Wilkins. We're gonna call it back. You was off side. Okay, I don't have the name on the Okay, I's going to really time capture this episode. Important important question about the dinosaurs chat brothers up twitch chat. Do they have feathers? Uh? It's debatable, but yeah it's notable. Whatever whatever roostage decides, it is canonical how dinosaurs were in in this unit. I'm just saying that he is saying. Now, whatever he says is true. All right, sorry, I'm being consulted. I'll help you if you want to bat this back and forth, help make the decision. I'm here to work with you. Okay, right, let's wortsh all this right? So, yeah, the raptor mate, Yeah, yeah, you know, obviously feathers are very cool. I like, I like the vibes. You know, it's more historically accurate. But you know, I obviously people have this picture in the head with this like scaled creature. That's also very cool. Yeah, I wonder if valid. I think I could do something that's like neither you know what I mean? What if what if they're all like human skin feathers just like skin, like horrifying image, and they have but they have hair like humans do on the top of their head. It's just like all this is this is what I want to propost you, Daniel before you make any decisions. Risted is excellon whatly dinosaur Nate? Yeah, dinosaurs. I I like the excellent dinosaurs. I would go with the excellent dinosaurs. And it's when you're passing up the flesh dinosaurs. Oh no, oh god, flesh dinosaurs. This sounds I'm going to do one of each. That's three of them. So Trannosaurus rex is feathery like an excellent uh. Tricerah Toops is like, you know, regular, like we like the old traditional way of thinking about dinosaur like that. Jurassic Park is a little flesh guy with Okay, wanting else. I pointed the raptor and go, what the fuck is that? I don't know. It has like a bob haircut. I don't know what is that thing? It's a it's a fleshy eye. I don't know. I did not know dinosaurs looked like that. I was not told this in school. These are different they Yeah, are they just hanging out with each other? Yeah, they're hanging out the you know, the kicking back, they're roaming around that. Let me because there's two spells I have to cast, all right, choose a beast that you can see within range. The range is thirty feet Okay, can I get right? We have to get a little closer. I'll help you with this though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, as much as I can. Cody, you go off by yourself. Yeah, it's still with that fifteen though. You get you get within the wait, does Anthony o' norman have any sort of like inhansibility? I kind of. I do have an enhance ability, I believe. Hold on. Okay, so you get you get ready. You're looking at the raptors. No, I don't. Actually I have observed. That's fine. I'm sure. I'm I want to get within thirty feet of the t rex and I'm going to cast animal Friendship as my first spell. One second right, so right right before you cast animal Friendship, you do hear something coming out of the brustling under the tree. You hear, ah, I have found it. And he steps out, this man with a big black beard and pirate outfit flowing in the wing. Treasure happened man hand Ah, the treasure of Captain Ied whatever his name is. It's right here in the x oh a dinosaur and he's gets ready to cast a fireball. Well, time to cook some meat, So go with my oranges. I'm going to stand up black Beard. Ah, it's Cody. Yeah, And all the dinosaurs turned around to Cody. Oh, my friend, my crew member. You've come to assist me and taking down these dinosaurs. Actually, I'm trying to capture one of them. You're trying to capture them. These things can't be captured. That beast I've already killed like twenty in the forest. Just just just watch me. The dinosaur's just hanging out, just kind of watching this conversation. What's going on here? Is they they look they look a little bit confused during the moment of confusion. I want to cast animal friendship to go ahead, go ahead, So he needs to make a wisdom saving throw, will be charmed by me. All right, let's go ahead. The DC is seventeen oh man by DC, and he's a dinosaur. He's not. Probably, Yeah, it's just a zero in terms of Okay, don't get come on, are you doing on the t rex? On the t rex? Yeah, don't get a crit Okay, yay. Step one, Step one. So animal friendship convinces the animal that I mean no harm to it. Basically that friendly it's charmed by me and my allies until we damage it and then the charm breaks. Yes, then I'm going to cast beast bond as a follow up, which I can use on any creature that is charmed by me, any beasts of the charmed on me. Oh that just happened. Yeah, so we can we are now linked telepathically and we can communicate to each other. Oh so you can hear it? Yes, yes, the first thought that comes to your head England one. Okay, all right, guys, hello, I want to communicate with Hey my friend friend. Yes, friend, we're friends. I need your help, buddy, help, okay, help, yes, I help, I help. How about you come over here? I get on your back, yes, and you come with us to help? Is that cool? Cool? Cool? Yes? Yes, that's cool. Yes, yes, yes. Cody had like a ton of those like like subscription magazines and like books as like an early young teenager of just like dinosaurs and prehistoric animals and stuff. So he's he's losing his mind. Oh there, it is beautiful, beautiful. So the the dinosaur comes tumbling towards you now like trampling towards you, black Bed goes job Cody, he's carrying after you. No, No, he's a friend. He's a friend, a friend. I do like, you know, like the Jurassic World thing where like I hold out my hand like yeah, it's like check this out. And as he gets closer, I'm gonna ask him like just to lean down his head and then I'm gonna swing up one of the back of I guess like I'm like holding his feathers or something as you're you're the back of the dinosaur on the t rex as he roars off, and Blackbeard goes, oh my god, that's incredible. Wow. Okay, go Cody, this is so cool, Cody. I mean, I mean, climb aboard. I don't. I don't. I assume there's not like a massive amount of room for people on a t rex. It's not, you know, the most it's a pretty big dinosaur. But yeah, it's just it's because it's like, I think it's gonna be hard to ai image generate as a dinosaur with human flesh, and all it did was give me a dinosaur with great hair. And now I just imagin the raptor has blonde hair like that. It's the triceratops at the raptor are not friendly at the moment they look. What I'm hoping is that a triseratops and a raptor seeing like us, wouldn't usually try and attack us. Seeing us next to a t rex, they're probably not gonna hopefully just makes a noise like a makes a noise like a and the Sarah tops with a handle and like, scare them away, get them to leave. Oh yeah, they you guys. I'm just gonna say I can kill animals. Still, they are they are confused why you are writing me? They are they are asking me why what should I say? Because we're friends. Oh I thought they were just gonna growl each other and then scad of it. No, they're talking. They don't seem entirely convinced. Let me do a persuasion bro on the dinosaur. T Rex is going to do a persuasion role on the other dinosaurs. Yeah, awesome, DC. But the other dinosaurs are probably like, you know, they're not having Yeah, yeah, come on, t Rex be convincing. Yeah. Yeah. The other dinosaurs turn to the t rex and they go, oh yeah. They say, ask my t rex friend, do you have a name? Me? I was, yeah, no, we we don't. My name is That's about it. It's not a name. You can give me name in your language. I need to think of like an eighties or seventies dinosaur character. I'll get back to you on that. He they said that. In the meantime, Norman's and he ties the climb. He said fuck it, and he just flies up to the top of the t rex. They said that this is home and that uh, they don't want to be they don't want to go extinct. But if we mean no harm, we uh you can we mean no harm, you can chill. Yeah, Barney is a good one. And then I turned to turn to black Beard. I'm gonna like ride over on the back of this fucking t rex. Black Beard, you found that treasure, right, you found the chest? I did. We were looking for a key. There was a key in that chest. Key in that chest. I don't know what's in it. I just said, there's treasure. I have been treasure hunting. I have my own pirate crew life like the chest. No no, no, no, he's no no, no, no no, he's holding a shovel. Yeah, he's found the where it is on the ground. He knows what to take. Yeah. Oh I see yeah, yeah, he's holding it a shovel. I think, uh, I think we should dig that treasure up. We should dig the treasure up. Oh my crew. Remember, it's so good to see you again. Cody. You know what I talked. I went and I went into this whole place that was underwater, and I had the most incredible time. I activated this thing and I talked to this this creature, and he was he was telling me that you were a bad guy. And I said, there's no way that my friend Cody is a bad guy. So I let him on fire and I ran away independent levels activated. Hey, he went missing for a while. He had the adventure. All right, well let's let's get digging, shall we. Yeah, I'll get off the dance off for now, and like I guess we'll bring everyone out of hiding. Yeah, everyone comes and Bretta and everyone. So Retta comes out and says, I guess you weren't lying. Then you really do know each other. Oh, Bretta, it's good to see you again. Oh how long has it been now? It was like like four days? It feels like an eternity. Did you get did you? Did you pillage that ship? I told you to pillage? No, they were these guys, so you pillage, obviously, lot I didn't pillage Bretta. You always have to pillage, guys. If she's gonna pillage, you've got to let her pillage. She needs the work experience. Okay, sorry, she's an intern. Okay, Like she's very strong. She can lift cannons, right, but she needs to. She's going to match quotas we've got did filling them. Listen, let me she was great. She's a really strong fighter. Okay, I like to hear glory review. All right, can you guys take these fucking coughs of me? Yeah right. Captain Kern comes off. He's got like a tear in his eye. He's like, finally I get to find the treasure of my great grand bather you guys, thank you so much for this, Captain O. Yes, let's say we find the treasure. How attached to the contents of that chest are you I'm looking for? I'm just like, say, theoretically if somebody else wanted it. He looks over at black Beard, look at him? Where are you playing here? This is my great grandfather's treasure. I mean I should have just inherited this, to be honest, it's my birthright. Mm hmm yeah, okay, pirates rights. True, that is true. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Let's go find that chest. Yeah, I guess they start digging. Let's not sully the mood digging montage does everyone's dig in? We can't all dig the ground. Anthony comes in with like a tractor. Yeah, till eventually there's this treasure test that comes out. Okay, and Kern and black Beard stand over it, and Kern looks at black Beard. Blackbird looks at Kern, Kurn looks a black Beard, Backwood looks at Kern, and then they both look at you, Cody. Let's just open the chest, okay for now. Kern reaches into his pocket and he pulls out Wait, guys, we all have to when well, when they open it up, we all have to laugh. It's important, you know what, Norman. I try. Oh you're talking about the end of one pet. Okay, I gotcha. Yeah. Con brings out a key. Kern, black Beard, you both have every right to be here. The pirates code your grandfather. Wait, what if we agree now before we see what's in there? Whatever we find, fifty to fifty splay who gets first choice? Rock paper scissors? Yeah, paper scissors? All right? They do rock paper scissors. They turned to each other. Oh my camera wet off. They turn to each other, I mean kind of brings out a key. And actually beforehand, he says, this key was passed down to me through my family. It's it's the only way to open a stupid treasure test. If I wasn't here, we wouldn't even be able to look inside without potentially destroying the contents. So I think I should get first choice. That is a good point one ite of a time, me first, then black Beard, then me, and then we get something. We get the key. Yeah, you get the cleric thing. But I'm a pirate too. Right now, what do you need treasure for? You got fucking You own the most powerful corporation, you run the most powerful country in the world. This is genuinely going on like a treasure hunting trip with Donald Trump, and he's like, don't I get some of the treasure? Like no, like having a lot of money, It's about what the treasure means. It's like when you do Easter egg hunts for your children, but then like your husband is like, why can't I eat the chocolate? Like you could buy chocolate anytime. I don't get it. Kern opens the chest and it opens up and there is only one thing in this chest. O. Kern grabs it and it's like this bluish orb and as he grabs it, immediately his entire sort of vibe shifts. I stab him in the neck. Right the fuck now? Yeah, I mean, well, if you're doing that, we roll an initiative, right, So, because he would that takes you by the surprise as much as you would take it by surprise. Right, So it would be that I guess you go into swings him as you see his like his eyes glow bright blue, as there's almost like energy courses through his body, and he looks round and you're going into things, and there's like water starting to form on the ground and move and shift, and I guess we'll be it. We'll do it. To be continued, Okay,