WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:42.320 H m hm. Welcome to Laura Kane after dark. This is gonna be 2 00:00:42.359 --> 00:00:48.560 a good one. Oh yeah, baby, this is finally the day of 3 00:00:48.640 --> 00:00:55.039 our big Hideous TEAMU contest. Do you want to explain real quick what this 4 00:00:55.280 --> 00:00:58.280 is? We're gonna do it in a little bit, but we are so 5 00:00:58.679 --> 00:01:10.040 tonight. Ura unfortunately will be losing because I have the three greatest tackiest TEAMU 6 00:01:10.920 --> 00:01:17.239 gifts for her to choose from. Yes, the goal was who can pick 7 00:01:17.359 --> 00:01:22.480 the most hideous thing for the other and then who you guys are going to 8 00:01:22.519 --> 00:01:27.400 decide who wins, who picked the most hideous thing off the team website, 9 00:01:27.879 --> 00:01:34.000 and then whoever loses, We're going to figure out a punishment. I'm wicken 10 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:38.519 dinner. I'm thinking like it has to be public, and it has to 11 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:46.200 be somewhere where you would be like just humiliated. Well, somewhere would you 12 00:01:46.239 --> 00:01:52.200 would be just ciliated. So you'll probably have to go to Walmart. Well, 13 00:01:52.239 --> 00:01:56.120 actually, oh my god, yeah you totally would. Oh my god, 14 00:01:56.159 --> 00:02:00.519 it would be the people of Walmart nostrum or something. You'll nods, 15 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:01.959 No, you will. I know you have to wear pajama. If it's 16 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:05.760 Laura, you have to wear pajamas. And then you have to wear a 17 00:02:05.799 --> 00:02:08.080 shirt that says on the front, I used to be famous back it says, 18 00:02:08.159 --> 00:02:14.400 now I used to that. Just don't cream or whatever it is your 19 00:02:14.479 --> 00:02:20.719 your vulva cream. Can I tell you a shirt that I made or Antonio 20 00:02:21.159 --> 00:02:25.080 made, which I think might be genius. What we had it made on 21 00:02:25.400 --> 00:02:31.680 Amazon and it came the other day and all it says is it's brown and 22 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:42.000 in blue light blue letters. It says I cheated on Laura King. Now 23 00:02:42.080 --> 00:02:46.479 here's the brilliance behind this. He wears this. People are gonna be like, 24 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:53.000 who's that Google Boom find our podcast? He's okay with that. Yes, 25 00:02:54.400 --> 00:03:00.560 that was his idea? Is that that's advertising. That's the that's smart 26 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:04.680 advertise thing. You are smart? Oh, he's smart, got it? 27 00:03:05.400 --> 00:03:07.159 I know it's pretty funny. Well, we'll have to hire him for our 28 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:12.080 publicity department, I know, right, I know. Anyway, Welcome to 29 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:15.439 the show. I would like to also welcome my friends soon to be your 30 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:23.759 friends. San Diego Crystals and Jewelry absolutely Newport in ob Now everything I am 31 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:30.479 wearing right now is from the store. This medallion, this crystal which is 32 00:03:30.599 --> 00:03:37.319 moldovite, and the chain, this little chain which is gold and it has 33 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:43.360 our mother Mary on it, these gold earrings. They have so much variety 34 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:50.080 of jewelry and they have crystals. And if you go into their store one 35 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:53.599 which is opening on Prospect in La Joya on Friday, a grand opening, 36 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:59.479 the other one in ob On Newport, and you say I heard about you 37 00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:02.879 guys on Hurricane after Dark, you get a free crystal. Oh nice, 38 00:04:03.199 --> 00:04:06.719 So make sure you say that when you go in. They are the nicest 39 00:04:06.759 --> 00:04:13.360 guys. 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I was just there, like 89 00:08:16.639 --> 00:08:20.839 they may have already moved. They already moved. They've been there a while 90 00:08:20.920 --> 00:08:22.680 in La Mesa, in the little town there. It's right next to the 91 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:26.920 dog rumor. Yeah, oh my god. They have the best stuff in 92 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:28.879 there, and it's all you know, it's secondhand, but it's all kind 93 00:08:28.879 --> 00:08:33.840 of like designer stuff. Anyway, thank you guys, Acting Le Mesa. 94 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:41.639 Okay, here's my host chat. Okay, before. So I was having 95 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:46.840 As I told you on Tuesday when I was reading the letter to Matthew Perry, 96 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:50.360 I've kind of been in a tail spin a little bit. I haven't 97 00:08:50.720 --> 00:08:56.159 I haven't relapsed or anything, but you know, I mentally I was heading 98 00:08:56.240 --> 00:09:01.559 down a bad path. Okay. So the answer for me is to start 99 00:09:01.639 --> 00:09:09.320 going back to my program, which I have. But before I realized duh, 100 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:13.960 that's what I was missing in my life, I thought, oh, 101 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:20.480 that tarot card reader from Rosario. I'm going to give her a call. 102 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:24.360 What a genius idea. That's what I have done, because then I'm going 103 00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:28.039 to figure out my future and what's going on in my life and why I'm 104 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:31.159 struggling and what everything blah blah blah blah blah blah. Okay. Her name 105 00:09:31.240 --> 00:09:37.120 is Veronica. If you want her information, she's really great. She's very 106 00:09:37.279 --> 00:09:39.000 uh. She tells it like it is. She just reads the cards and 107 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:43.519 says what she sees. Okay. And then she gave me some things to 108 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:48.399 do, and you're going to die when I tell you what she told me 109 00:09:48.440 --> 00:09:52.159 to do. And you know what I to me, It's like, what's 110 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:56.240 the harm. I'm not hurting anybody doing any of these things she told me 111 00:09:56.320 --> 00:09:58.840 to do. The fact that you have to preface that makes me wonder, 112 00:09:58.080 --> 00:10:03.120 I know, because it's really kind of weird. First of all, this 113 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:09.399 isn't the weird part. She said that I'm going through a nine year I 114 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:15.720 have a nine year hardship. And it's true because since twenty seventeen when we 115 00:10:15.720 --> 00:10:20.320 were laid off the Jeff and Jerry Show was laid off, it's been hard 116 00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:22.600 for me. And that's almost now nine years that we're coming on that. 117 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:26.159 She says, from birthday to birthday, which is May, things are going 118 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:28.559 to start picking up for me and looking good. Okay, so that's still 119 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:31.480 two years ago. Well, she just I gotta sign on for the show 120 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:37.039 for another two years for it things started going well, well whatever, No, 121 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:39.559 no, she said, from birthday to birthday, things are looking up, 122 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:45.159 and two men, two very important men are going to be mentoring me 123 00:10:45.279 --> 00:10:50.279 and helping me. Oh well, that's that's Brian and I exactly. I 124 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:54.000 did not picture you too. I was picturing guys in suits with like a 125 00:10:54.120 --> 00:10:58.720 ton of money. We are underappreciated there. But she goes, I want 126 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:03.799 you to do. I think this is what you should do, and it 127 00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:09.159 works. Then it helps. Go to Northgate, one of the Mexican markets, 128 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:11.200 and you can buy candles there. You know how they have those religious 129 00:11:11.240 --> 00:11:16.120 candles. You can buy them for very inexpensively at those stores. So those 130 00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:20.159 are the candles over there. She goes, get a green candle because that 131 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:26.320 represents money, and then write on pieces of paper what your intentions are, 132 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:28.399 what you want, put them under the green candle. And I was supposed 133 00:11:28.399 --> 00:11:33.440 to do this because we had a moon eclipse on Friday and Saturday. Ah, 134 00:11:33.519 --> 00:11:35.559 you forgot No, I did. I did all this stuff and then 135 00:11:35.600 --> 00:11:39.320 I got a love candle, which is red, and I got a white 136 00:11:39.399 --> 00:11:43.960 candle for the podcast for that's for inspiration and for positivity. And so I 137 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:48.440 got the three candles and I put little notes under each candle. She probably 138 00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:52.279 has affiliate link with the candle shop. Okay. She also said to light 139 00:11:52.440 --> 00:11:58.759 sweet smelling incense because that attracts money. I'm like, hey, I'll do 140 00:11:58.840 --> 00:12:01.919 anything at this point in sense, big deal. So I did that. 141 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:11.679 Then she said, she goes, have there been people that have been bothering 142 00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:18.559 you or that you want them to leave you alone? Eric, Well, 143 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:24.879 here's where it comes into the picture. She goes, do this. You 144 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:28.399 write their name in red on a piece of paper. You put the paper 145 00:12:28.919 --> 00:12:33.960 in a plastic bag, put water in it, and stick them in the 146 00:12:33.960 --> 00:12:39.679 freezer. I swear to God this works. So you were in the freezer 147 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:43.399 for like three days. She froze you, damn because we got into that 148 00:12:43.399 --> 00:12:46.000 fight. But your you're out of the freezer now. I took you out. 149 00:12:46.279 --> 00:12:48.600 I took you out of the freezer. Eric, you know the timing 150 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:50.559 on that I took you out of the freezer. You're not the freezer. 151 00:12:50.720 --> 00:12:56.200 I think you're not. You're not. I took you out. No, 152 00:12:56.519 --> 00:12:58.440 I just did. I just you know why I did that? Not because 153 00:12:58.440 --> 00:13:07.039 I didn't want him to just right after you did. That's a good point. 154 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:13.399 You are waging uh magic or spiritual war. No what I wanted. 155 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:18.799 I just didn't want to hear it anymore. And I know this is an 156 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:20.840 inside thing. But you know what I'm talking. We've talked about, we've 157 00:13:20.840 --> 00:13:24.759 talked to This picture is going to be in my freezer. So there are 158 00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:28.279 just a few people in my freezer, just a few, because there's not 159 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:31.279 really anybody in your freezer. Among the dead animals that are in your freezer. 160 00:13:31.799 --> 00:13:37.960 No more there's no animals, so there's two. I can bring you 161 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:41.519 something to put in your freezer. No pets, roadkill, No, I 162 00:13:41.519 --> 00:13:45.080 would put pets in my freezer. Oh I know who's in your freezer. 163 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:50.399 Is there something still in your freezer? An animal? No, no, 164 00:13:50.519 --> 00:13:54.679 just the names, just the people that I'm freezing, as long as I'm 165 00:13:54.679 --> 00:14:01.240 not there. Then she said this, She goes, if you want not 166 00:14:03.039 --> 00:14:07.519 the word doesn't dominate somebody, but if you want to have control or maybe 167 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:13.120 a little bit more power over someone that's uh, that's bothering you or that's 168 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:16.840 that's causing issues for you. She goes, this is gonna sound weird, 169 00:14:18.960 --> 00:14:28.120 but it works. Print out their picture and pee on them and then flush 170 00:14:28.200 --> 00:14:33.399 them down the toilet. And she said, I peed on four people. 171 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:37.840 No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 172 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:41.879 no, no no. You guys are not any part of this at all. 173 00:14:41.039 --> 00:14:45.039 You were a little bit in the freezer, just for only I think 174 00:14:45.080 --> 00:14:48.039 only a day. Honestly, I wonder which day it was. You know 175 00:14:48.080 --> 00:14:54.600 which day it was? It was that day it really was, Brian, 176 00:14:54.799 --> 00:15:01.840 that's crazy. I know, the implication disturbing. Don't be mad now, 177 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:05.799 I'm mad all over yet I know I should be mad now, I would 178 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:09.440 be mad now he's out of the freezer. It's too late. The damage 179 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:11.440 has been done in that freezer yet. But she said, then if you 180 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:13.960 want to take it to a whole nother level, which I haven't done and 181 00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:20.799 I won't do, she said, if somebody has been shitty, team m 182 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:24.879 hm, and you just want to like a picture of them, No, 183 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:30.639 you just wipe your butt with the picture paper cut. I didn't do that. 184 00:15:30.759 --> 00:15:33.559 I'm not I'm not going to that one. Yeah. I did all 185 00:15:33.559 --> 00:15:41.240 the other things, and so far, so far the freezer has worked. 186 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:46.080 Yeah, it did all too well. And with the other two people, 187 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:52.679 so far it's worked. And bothering you, no, bother No. The 188 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:58.080 people I've feed on, I haven't. Let me preface this. If you're 189 00:15:58.200 --> 00:16:02.559 just tuning in, Laura is not peeing on people like I can't believe. 190 00:16:02.600 --> 00:16:07.919 I'm really like, she's not like Laura Kane Golden Shower mistress, and like 191 00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:11.440 I'm not a woman or a witch or anything. I'm just like, look, 192 00:16:11.960 --> 00:16:15.320 what's the harm. I'm not hurting anybody. This is not to cause 193 00:16:15.480 --> 00:16:19.759 harm to them. It's no, it's not. It's just to be more 194 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:30.200 to them. It felt great probably had three individuals or was it four? 195 00:16:30.679 --> 00:16:37.759 Oh, it was three individuals and a company, So you're just what company. 196 00:16:37.960 --> 00:16:40.679 I can't say was it. I'm not going to say. So, 197 00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:45.440 you're just openly practicing witchcraft. No, I'm not. I am not because 198 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:51.559 I I'm not wishing ill. I'm not like sticking pins and a voodoo doll. 199 00:16:51.679 --> 00:16:56.480 I'm not doing any of that. What's the harm in like lighting candles, 200 00:16:56.519 --> 00:17:00.759 putting intentions out there and trying to have people leave you alone, and 201 00:17:00.759 --> 00:17:03.600 putting people in the freezer and pisting on them and maybe using the miss toilet 202 00:17:03.639 --> 00:17:07.440 paper sounds sounds like some sort of a crazy sexy kink thing. The peeing 203 00:17:07.519 --> 00:17:11.359 thing was a little I want a little This is going to turn into a 204 00:17:11.440 --> 00:17:15.000 kink for her? It is. No, I don't be on me. 205 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:18.039 No, you've heard of angry sex. Get ready for angry people. I 206 00:17:18.079 --> 00:17:21.359 will never do that to you because I don't want to have control of reason. 207 00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:26.240 I don't. I would not or you. This is well, that's 208 00:17:26.160 --> 00:17:30.400 really the reason. I'll tell you after the podcast, all right, so 209 00:17:30.680 --> 00:17:33.559 then you'll understand I'm not worried by the way if you were to pee or 210 00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:37.319 ship or put me in the freezer. I know you. You wouldn't give 211 00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:41.599 two ships. You wouldn't care. You literally wouldn't, but I wouldn't. 212 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:48.599 You don't. You don't pose any harm or threat or I don't. I'm 213 00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:52.000 not bothered by you in any way, shape or form, So why would 214 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:56.000 I do that? Let's change that? Then the show. Other people are 215 00:17:56.319 --> 00:18:03.720 oh my god, as evidenced by some dms recently. But what No, 216 00:18:03.039 --> 00:18:07.559 I sent them to you. Oh yeah, you need to tell me about 217 00:18:07.559 --> 00:18:08.640 this after the show. No, you, I sent them to you too. 218 00:18:10.039 --> 00:18:12.920 They were like a couple weeks ago the dance. Oh and I'm also 219 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:18.319 supposed to shower with coconut water because that's supposed to that's just good for you. 220 00:18:18.519 --> 00:18:25.319 And she said that also the sweetness attracts money. Oh what's the harm? 221 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:30.359 Why not? Right now she'll be spending like forty dollars a year on 222 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:37.279 coconut water because they come in those little teeny tiny things. No, anyway, 223 00:18:37.480 --> 00:18:42.720 she is charges I think two dollars a minute, and I did like 224 00:18:42.759 --> 00:18:45.640 fifteen minutes and I got a lot out of it. So anyway, if 225 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:48.640 you want her information, just DM me. And that's why I was shut 226 00:18:48.680 --> 00:18:53.079 and I'm not a witch, and I just had to tell you guys that, 227 00:18:53.160 --> 00:18:56.440 and I apologize for putting you in the freezer that day. I was 228 00:18:56.599 --> 00:19:00.319 very cold that day. I know you didn't come to the Haunta trail with 229 00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:06.519 us. Brian's right. That was my fault. That was my fault because 230 00:19:06.559 --> 00:19:11.160 you frozen. You couldn't. You couldn't physically get there, couldn't. I 231 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:17.359 was completely immobile. All right. Anyway, No, I'm uncomfortable. What's 232 00:19:17.359 --> 00:19:22.400 your host chat? Well, Laura Kane, your lucky day. Oh, 233 00:19:22.519 --> 00:19:27.960 I'm gonna do a little episode of make Laura laugh. Oh got flat line? 234 00:19:29.119 --> 00:19:30.000 I have? You know, I have ones I could throw on here 235 00:19:30.079 --> 00:19:36.079 if yours don't work. This one I've never heard before, and it's awesome. 236 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:41.079 When are you guys going to realize that this doesn't work for me? 237 00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:48.200 Anyways? Anyway? Okay, Laura Kane look me in the eyes. Okay, 238 00:19:51.720 --> 00:19:55.960 what do you call a guy who doesn't fart in public? Polite? 239 00:19:56.400 --> 00:20:02.880 Private tutor? That is? Yeah, that didn't do it for me, 240 00:20:03.240 --> 00:20:10.279 private tutor that it's too simple. Yes, it's simplistic and dad jokey even 241 00:20:10.319 --> 00:20:15.160 to the lowest level. Guess who's getting frozen when I get home? Is 242 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:19.599 it the only one you had? Okay, I've got one, then go 243 00:20:19.640 --> 00:20:26.000 for it. Okay, what do anyways? What do a Christmas tree and 244 00:20:26.160 --> 00:20:32.240 a priest have in common? Christmas? Their balls are just for decoration. 245 00:20:36.160 --> 00:20:45.440 We got it, We got it. That was good. It was a 246 00:20:45.559 --> 00:20:48.920 bravo. I've got one more too. Oh please, I just heard this 247 00:20:48.960 --> 00:20:56.880 one, Laura, Okay, right now, well earlier today, and the 248 00:20:57.079 --> 00:21:03.079 man was tight roping across two very tall skyscrapers in New York. At the 249 00:21:03.119 --> 00:21:07.880 same time, exactly the same time, across the world, a man was 250 00:21:08.000 --> 00:21:15.480 getting uh some some pleasure we'll just say, a blowjob from a seventy six 251 00:21:15.599 --> 00:21:18.000 year old woman. And for one moment in the entire history of the universe, 252 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:22.720 they had the same exact thought at the same exact time. You know 253 00:21:22.759 --> 00:21:26.599 what that thought was. I don't even know. Oh God, don't look 254 00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:40.759 down. Come on, come on, come on. Wow, pretty good 255 00:21:40.759 --> 00:21:44.319 one. Okay, I do have one more. Holy Cow, Brian, 256 00:21:44.359 --> 00:21:49.359 you're gonna love this one. Torture. So three blind nuns go into a 257 00:21:49.400 --> 00:21:56.960 liquor store. As they're walking in, a streaker comes out and he's so 258 00:21:57.000 --> 00:22:03.920 shocked to see the three nuns that he holds up his hands, and the 259 00:22:03.960 --> 00:22:07.200 first nun walks up to him and puts a corner in his mouth, pulls 260 00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:12.440 his dick and he drops something. Second nun does it, third nun does 261 00:22:12.440 --> 00:22:15.920 it. They he runs off. They go around the corner and they sit 262 00:22:15.960 --> 00:22:22.200 on a bench and the first nun says, I got gum? What did 263 00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:26.240 you get? And the second nun says, I got a pack of cigarettes? 264 00:22:26.240 --> 00:22:30.200 What did you get? And the third nun says, hand cream. 265 00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:34.759 Oh god, it's truly good. I knew I knew where that was going. 266 00:22:36.759 --> 00:22:45.720 I mean, come on, from like five miles away. Ki't deny. 267 00:22:45.799 --> 00:22:52.400 You laughed at both of my the first one especially. I will give 268 00:22:52.519 --> 00:22:56.920 you one, only the half because you were about to laugh and then you 269 00:22:56.279 --> 00:23:00.039 cinched it and then you stopped. But I was, I was getting it. 270 00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:03.240 Oh my goodness, you did get You got me, got me one 271 00:23:03.319 --> 00:23:08.079 time. It's very rare, but you got me. Okay, I am 272 00:23:08.119 --> 00:23:15.079 the biz a props. Well, we have a big contest. But Brian 273 00:23:15.160 --> 00:23:22.400 has something before the big contest, which is it'll be fast. Okay. 274 00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:26.359 Three recommendations. Two of them are movies I saw this week. One was 275 00:23:26.400 --> 00:23:29.319 I finally got around to watching Talk to me. Oh, it is a 276 00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:33.319 good Yeah, it's great. It's fantastic. It's not as scary as you 277 00:23:33.440 --> 00:23:36.079 might expect. Not to say it's not a horror movie, but it's not 278 00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:38.799 the hand. Yeah, it is good though, story is good. It's 279 00:23:38.799 --> 00:23:41.319 actually one of the few movies, and I feel like in a while horror 280 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:45.480 movies that actually had a sad ending. Is it? I watched it on 281 00:23:47.319 --> 00:23:48.799 it was on Prime, it wasn't it wasn't free though I'd pay like five 282 00:23:48.799 --> 00:23:52.640 bucks for it. But it is good, it is worth watching. And 283 00:23:52.680 --> 00:23:56.119 then this weekend, no day was it? Yeah, Saturday, I went 284 00:23:56.160 --> 00:24:00.319 and saw five nights of Freddy's in the theaters. Oh, no, it's 285 00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:02.880 pretty good. Is that a Freddy Krueger thing? No, it's based on 286 00:24:02.920 --> 00:24:06.359 a video game. Yeah, it's basically it was PG thirteen. Yeah, 287 00:24:06.440 --> 00:24:11.160 it definitely what video game it's called. You've never would have heard of it. 288 00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:14.559 It was like a cultural phenomenon when I was fourteen or something. Oh, 289 00:24:14.599 --> 00:24:18.920 but it's become a massive franchise. It's good though it's it could definitely 290 00:24:18.920 --> 00:24:21.799 be a little more scary and there could be a little more horror, but 291 00:24:21.839 --> 00:24:25.000 there's a ton of story and lore that they are trying to fit into it, 292 00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:27.680 but it is good. I would recommend it. It's on Peacock too, 293 00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:30.440 so you have Peacock you can watch it free. But I saw on 294 00:24:30.519 --> 00:24:32.680 theaters and it's good. It's worth the watch. Even if it's not your 295 00:24:32.680 --> 00:24:34.039 thing, it's worth the watch. Okay. Josh Hutchinson's in it. He 296 00:24:34.079 --> 00:24:37.279 hasn't been anything for a while, so it's fun to see him act again. 297 00:24:37.599 --> 00:24:41.119 Also, Matthew Lillard is his name, Matthew I like, yeah, 298 00:24:41.160 --> 00:24:42.519 he was Scooby Do Scream and Scooby Doo. Yeah, he's in it. 299 00:24:42.559 --> 00:24:45.359 He's fantastic. He's not in very much of it, but his limited screen 300 00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:49.920 time is fantastic. So how do you recommend? Also, it's just it's 301 00:24:49.960 --> 00:24:56.839 one of Blumhouses more technically really impressive movies that they've pulled off. Anyways, 302 00:24:56.920 --> 00:25:00.839 last thing I have is a book called House of Leaves. I just started 303 00:25:00.880 --> 00:25:03.799 reading it, and it's an experimental horror novel. It's like seven hundred pages, 304 00:25:06.119 --> 00:25:08.880 but most of the is actually because it experiments with the formatting, so 305 00:25:08.920 --> 00:25:11.680 some words only have like one or some page only had like one word on 306 00:25:11.720 --> 00:25:15.640 it. Anyways, it's about this, It's about a document it's about a 307 00:25:15.640 --> 00:25:22.119 academic paper about a documentary that doesn't exist, about this house that constantly changes. 308 00:25:22.599 --> 00:25:26.759 The interior changes while the outside always you know, stays the same, 309 00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:29.880 and the house, the house inside is bigger than it is outside. Anyways, 310 00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:33.039 it's a wild to read, but super good. I would recommend checking 311 00:25:33.039 --> 00:25:37.519 out. You're looking for a good read before you go to bed? Do 312 00:25:37.559 --> 00:25:41.119 you read? I have to be careful because reading, surprisingly one of those 313 00:25:41.119 --> 00:25:44.599 things will keep me up till like three am. Oh really it does. 314 00:25:44.599 --> 00:25:47.759 The Oh yeah I will. I can. If I find a good book, 315 00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:49.519 I can read till very late. Me too. Oh wow, this 316 00:25:49.599 --> 00:25:52.920 is a good book. So okay, recommend it? All right, Well, 317 00:25:52.960 --> 00:25:57.440 thank you, excellent, thank you, Brian. Of course, Well 318 00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:04.759 are you ready lose? First of all, we should show what we got 319 00:26:04.759 --> 00:26:08.599 each other that was decent. Yes, okay, So Laura got me this 320 00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:17.599 don't be a salty bridge. That was probably before she put me in the 321 00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:22.599 freezer. It was way before our fight. And then Eric got me these, 322 00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:30.880 which have the Louis Bitton little like a little not logo but matter medallion. 323 00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:33.839 God think o they're fake? No, those are real. I actually 324 00:26:33.880 --> 00:26:37.079 got this for her at the Levitans I hope are hideous. Hey, I'm 325 00:26:37.079 --> 00:26:41.960 sorry, I look I look freaking famous in these. No, don't, 326 00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:45.759 okay, Eric? And ironically, do you think those look good? I 327 00:26:45.799 --> 00:26:52.319 do? Now I have a wide nose bridge, So sometimes sunglasses ride high? 328 00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:56.400 Are did these ride too high? They're just too They're supposed to be 329 00:26:56.400 --> 00:27:00.680 big. That's the point. A little bitter. It's still not good, 330 00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:03.759 though. I think I think they look terrible. But that's all right. 331 00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:07.000 I think they look great on you. Thank you, You're welcome, you're 332 00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:11.400 not what do you like a little round? Oh? I wear wayfinders? 333 00:27:12.359 --> 00:27:18.720 Wayfinders? Are those? Are those ray bands? Yeah? Okay, yeah, 334 00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:22.799 those are fine? What ladies first? Would you like to go? 335 00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:23.279 All? Right? Now, how are we gonna do this? Are we 336 00:27:23.319 --> 00:27:30.240 gonna like we we'll reveal one one one one one? Okay, you want 337 00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:34.160 me to go first? Then? Now go first? Okay, I need 338 00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:38.720 a piece of paper, So come on, freezer girl. Let that go 339 00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:48.920 where you can be freezer girl and Eric will be frozen boy. Yeah, 340 00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:56.799 exactly, we're gonna be frozen. Part three. What I have a red 341 00:27:56.880 --> 00:28:00.519 pen with your name. That's tiny, I'll piss on it. Are you? 342 00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:07.680 Oh my god? You have to close my eyes. Okay, I'm 343 00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:11.319 gonna be I'm just gonna like overreact, just so you get a little freaked 344 00:28:11.359 --> 00:28:19.880 out. She did not. Oh no she didn't. Oh no, that 345 00:28:21.000 --> 00:28:26.079 is hideous. Oh no she didn't. Okay, okay, Now I know 346 00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:33.720 you love to take care of your teeth. Oh no, I know you 347 00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:42.480 love dogs. Mm hmmm. So this is your new toothpaste because I almost 348 00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:45.880 got this for her. This is how the toothpaste comes out. This is 349 00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:51.519 how you're gonna put toothpaste on your that's pretty good toothbrush. Okay, there 350 00:28:51.559 --> 00:28:56.960 you go, well dog, but anyway, I needed to I needed to 351 00:28:57.160 --> 00:29:02.319 show how hideous it actually is. So that's yours, and you even get 352 00:29:02.319 --> 00:29:06.119 to keep the cheese paste you walk up. Okay, okay, so that's 353 00:29:06.119 --> 00:29:11.319 your first hideous stupid thing, Laura Kane. I would like you to hold 354 00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:19.559 out your hand. Oh my god's that spider? Stop it? Tell me 355 00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:26.839 when to open my eyes. Open your eyes. Okay. They're ear rings. 356 00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:30.640 They're they are a rose gold, I see that all I release. 357 00:29:30.759 --> 00:29:34.559 They're small. M h well, you know you have dainty little ears. 358 00:29:36.839 --> 00:29:45.519 Okay, let me let me put them on my hand. Yes, how't 359 00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:51.680 you to get a close. They're little tiny sperms. That's gross. That's 360 00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:55.440 cute. They're actually kind of cute. Actually wear the Yeah, that's what 361 00:29:55.519 --> 00:30:00.440 I'm about. I'm not embarrassed by these. So this is just our first 362 00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:04.680 volley. Is our first volley. Okay, So thank you for the sperm 363 00:30:04.680 --> 00:30:11.559 earrings, and you're welcome for the dog but yes, thank you. Now 364 00:30:11.599 --> 00:30:18.039 my second hideous thing for Eric, which he will have to parade around in 365 00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:26.160 hopefully I know, sweatshirt. I just got you one and you're wearing it. 366 00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:30.359 You love it? Yes, Well, here's your new one. Hold 367 00:30:30.359 --> 00:30:41.400 it up. You're gonna wear that? And is it the right way? 368 00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:51.319 God? Absolutely hideous? Isn't that so precious? Two dolphins kissing under the 369 00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:56.240 moonlight? Yeah, it's very, very really okay, so that will be 370 00:30:56.319 --> 00:31:03.480 going on your body with two? Doesn't it small? Terrible? I don't 371 00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:07.680 know out of Oh my god, but isn't that precious? Oh? There 372 00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:11.400 were so many clothes I wanted to get you, Laura Kane. Oh no, 373 00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:19.599 my last Okay, as as I won't have to wear this in public? 374 00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:23.200 Do I have to close my eyes? Okay? Do I have to 375 00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:27.880 put my hand out? Yes? You do? I hope you wear this 376 00:31:27.960 --> 00:31:32.640 to it the fancy it. I'll take you to a very fancy dinner, 377 00:31:32.759 --> 00:31:37.559 okay, and I expect that you would wear this. It's another piece of 378 00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:41.279 jewelry. It looks like it's silver. Yes, I know how you like 379 00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:56.440 your jewelry. Okay, and it is. It's got wait toilet paper roll. 380 00:31:57.079 --> 00:32:01.920 It's toilet paper roll. That's kind of cute actually in a weird six 381 00:32:02.440 --> 00:32:07.720 way. She's liking everything you're pulling. I know this is bad, but 382 00:32:08.039 --> 00:32:15.960 guess what, Eric my third volley. You're done, dude. You haven't 383 00:32:15.000 --> 00:32:19.480 seen mine. Come on, you guys talk a lot. She hasn't seen 384 00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:22.240 mine. You need to close your eyes. Hit me. You need to 385 00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:27.160 close your eyes. And I'm wondering if you know. I'll just place it 386 00:32:27.160 --> 00:32:35.559 in front of you. Okay. You sometimes carry a man bag. H 387 00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:39.079 okay, Well I have a new man bag for you, and it's it's 388 00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:45.799 hands free. Oh no, there you go. There's your new fanny pack. 389 00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:51.559 It's got hair on it and everything. You're going to carry, all 390 00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:57.799 your your phone in here. You're all your freshous, your money. Let 391 00:32:57.880 --> 00:33:00.559 your shirt sit on top of it. Yeah, yeah, there you go, 392 00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:04.480 put it on, make it. Yeah, there's the belly button in 393 00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:07.119 the hair. I had to get the one with the hair. Oh my 394 00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:13.720 god, yes, oh this is amazing. That is the worst thing I've 395 00:33:13.759 --> 00:33:20.200 ever seen. It so disgusting. It is disgusting. Look at the belly 396 00:33:20.200 --> 00:33:23.279 button. It's like black, so griss it's probably got lint in it. 397 00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:30.759 It does look like it has lint in it. So anyway, I think 398 00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:36.920 I won. But there's one more thing. Hold out your hands. Oh 399 00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:45.720 god, I cannot wait to see you wear this in public. Now, 400 00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:51.400 mind you, Since everything I got you is to wear, I'm hoping that 401 00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:53.480 you wear all three at the same time. No, that's you, that's 402 00:33:53.559 --> 00:33:59.200 the that is the plant. Yes, oh it's bigger then, yes, 403 00:33:59.319 --> 00:34:02.799 open your eyes. Okay, these look like socks. Perhaps, well, 404 00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:08.440 I know how you like your your tights. Oh they're maybe tights. Okay, 405 00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:15.599 I can't even tell what the pattern is, but they're okay, they're 406 00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:29.519 saw long sock. Oh, I like long sock chicken. See, Oh 407 00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:34.360 my god, you are gonna look so sexy. Look at that. Look 408 00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:42.159 at that. Oh my god, these these are horrid. I love them 409 00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:49.199 though. That is hysterical. Okay, oh my god. So now, 410 00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:57.119 Brian, in your opinion, in your opinion, and don't be fair, 411 00:34:58.760 --> 00:35:06.039 don't be be fair. I don't know. The fanny peck's good. The 412 00:35:06.119 --> 00:35:07.880 jacket, the jacket's cringey, but it's not like that embarrassing, Like if 413 00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:12.480 I saw that in public, I go loser. But whatever. The fanny 414 00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:15.199 pack is something like a dad would wear. Who thinks it's funny. Chicken 415 00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:19.199 legs though, I don't know. I wouldn't see that anywhere else, maybe 416 00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:21.519 except Halloween. I don't know. I'm gonna have to abstain from this, 417 00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:24.400 okay, because I don't think any of your guys where things are truly horrendous. 418 00:35:25.239 --> 00:35:28.320 Oh, we might just have to have a part too, Yeah, 419 00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:31.199 we will, because you know why Christmas is coming. We'll do it again 420 00:35:31.320 --> 00:35:35.760 Christmas time. Oh, Christmas is coming. These were good though, there 421 00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:37.639 because I kept finding things after the fact. And I'm sure you did. 422 00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:42.159 Oh I did too. I've already got in my cart me too. Oh 423 00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:46.960 for you, Oh I have one for you? Was good though. And 424 00:35:47.039 --> 00:35:52.159 chicken legs okay, So what we're gonna do is we're gonna put a pole 425 00:35:52.280 --> 00:35:58.519 is up on the website Laura Kane after dark dot com. And so I 426 00:35:58.519 --> 00:36:01.280 think we should do is when the show's over, we'll take a picture of 427 00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:05.719 the three items like I either, and then the three items you got me? 428 00:36:06.199 --> 00:36:08.360 Maybe what we should do. Yeah, we'll do that, okay, 429 00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:14.400 and then you guys vote, and then after the next week we'll see who 430 00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:20.199 you guys think wins, and then we will wear them in public. I 431 00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:24.480 think we should his head up to Vaughan's and walk around the store. I 432 00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:29.000 think so too. I think I think maybe I'll take Laura's shopping with me 433 00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:31.840 and Fashion Valley, Oh, Fashion Valley. Oh, no, oh my 434 00:36:31.840 --> 00:36:38.239 god, on a Saturday. Yes, I'm down. You're doing the same 435 00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:45.000 thing. If you lose, You're going to Armani Exchange. You're going into 436 00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:47.800 you guys have going to Louis Vuitton store too. Oh for that, Fanny 437 00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:51.880 pet Oh, yeah, you are going. You're gonna You're gonna go into 438 00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:55.199 the Louis Vuitton store and pretend like you're a true customer. Why do you 439 00:36:55.679 --> 00:36:59.119 say that You're going to go? Well, no, you're gonna ask questions 440 00:36:59.920 --> 00:37:02.920 like I'm a fake customer. No, I'll hold on, let me get 441 00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:07.559 my wallet out of my exactly. You're gonna do that, okay, oh 442 00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:13.639 my god, all right, trust me anyway, I'm sorry, but that 443 00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:17.519 sweatshirt is the most hideous thing I've ever seen. It's just cringey. I 444 00:37:17.559 --> 00:37:22.840 know it stinks for that it smells suck so chemically, I know. I 445 00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:25.480 just I had to pack it so it made it, you know, look 446 00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:30.440 better. We will end on a few Well, what time is it? 447 00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:31.880 Do we need to end this part? Do we need to end right now? 448 00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:36.000 We don't need to end, but we can go a couple of minutes. 449 00:37:36.440 --> 00:37:38.880 How about I found some you know, I know you guys love playing 450 00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:43.880 the question game and I love playing the question game too, And I found 451 00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:51.519 something. Oh that's not for you, it's for Antonio. He collects these 452 00:37:51.639 --> 00:37:57.079 like poker chips. Oops, he was missing one. I didn't know where 453 00:37:57.079 --> 00:38:05.000 it was. Thank you, You're welcome. Okay, I will read the 454 00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:07.760 questions, then we go around the room. Let's do three of them. 455 00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:15.159 Okay, where is the strange well, where is the strangest place you've ever 456 00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:22.800 put your finger? Give it a little thought up my own butt. I'm 457 00:38:22.800 --> 00:38:29.000 just kidding. Have you ever done that? No? Well, I wouldn't 458 00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:31.199 judge you if you did. I mean, I've cleaned up there, but 459 00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:34.840 I haven't like gone and like you know, like, really, I haven't 460 00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:43.119 put anything the threshold threshold right right, Well, it's not strange. You 461 00:38:43.119 --> 00:38:46.360 remember those you know, those finger things that you put your traps. I 462 00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:50.519 was trapped in one of those for a very long time and it scared the 463 00:38:50.559 --> 00:38:52.679 hell out of me when I was a kid. My god, I don't 464 00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:55.880 want to ask Eric, Eric, do we need to know? I want 465 00:38:55.880 --> 00:39:00.960 to know where where's the weirdest thing I've put my finger? Huh? Probably 466 00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:06.119 in my nose? Noah, No, I don't even want to know the 467 00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:08.079 truth. Oh I put my finger up of somebody else's nose and picked a 468 00:39:08.119 --> 00:39:14.679 booger one time. Yeah, I I haven't really put Oh well, yeah, 469 00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:27.000 I have exactly what always makes you irrationally angry? Oh I have one? 470 00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:30.559 I have one. I have several. I'm I'm sure you do. 471 00:39:31.159 --> 00:39:37.440 And when I was pregnant with Evan, I was. It was completely irrational. 472 00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:45.000 But I hated pedestrians. I don't know, like I couldn't deal like 473 00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:54.119 they would. Just was infuriated by pedestrians, car, loser stuff, walking, 474 00:39:54.320 --> 00:40:00.920 I don't I mean. And now what infuriates me are these bicyclists who 475 00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:06.760 claim the whole entire street there's a lane for you, don't right in front 476 00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:12.039 of me. That's irrational. What about you people that talk on their cell 477 00:40:12.039 --> 00:40:15.320 phones too loud? That's not really that irrational. Its like you are an 478 00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:21.079 the fender of this. No, no, very quietly on my phone. 479 00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:24.239 I do not. Let me tell you something. I was talking to him 480 00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:28.920 for three hours last night. Uh huh. He had, he ordered, 481 00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:31.119 he went, he went through the whole grocery store, went through the check 482 00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:35.400 out. Everything on the phone with me, I believe it. And then 483 00:40:35.400 --> 00:40:38.320 I got home and put away all his groceries, put away by grasses, 484 00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:43.639 and made dinner and was still talking to you. Oh my god, what 485 00:40:43.719 --> 00:40:49.360 about you? What makes you irrationally angry? Uh? I gotta wipe the 486 00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:54.360 toothpaste off my fingers. I know, like gross incompetence. It's gonna sound 487 00:40:54.440 --> 00:40:58.880 bad, but it's like stupid people. No, but not just like, 488 00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:00.400 oh, you're so stupid. It's people who are like you. Sometimes you 489 00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:04.000 wonder it's like how have you existed so far? Like how have you made 490 00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:07.480 it this far? Like how do you pay your bills? Like how do 491 00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:13.000 you function? Yeah? I can relate to that one of those things. 492 00:41:13.519 --> 00:41:21.119 How Eric, Well, let me see where do you go? Oh god, 493 00:41:21.159 --> 00:41:30.440 there's so many good ones. But what is something you enjoy but most 494 00:41:30.480 --> 00:41:37.679 people don't? Wine? Is gross? Something I enjoy but most people don't. 495 00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:44.559 Cleaning? Oh you do love it? Oh I love cleaning? Oh 496 00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:52.559 my god, Yes, I really like the smell of cigarette smoke. Oh 497 00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:58.239 my god, that's weird. You are a freek I know, I know 498 00:41:58.360 --> 00:42:05.360 it's wrong and tear. I can't help it. What's something you enjoy that 499 00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:09.599 most people don't? I don't know, huffing gasoline? Maybe I'm just kidding. 500 00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:14.760 I don't know, though. Is there like a food that you like 501 00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:16.840 that most people don't like? Or the weirdest food I like that? I 502 00:42:16.880 --> 00:42:21.239 know it's controversial. I like blue cheese, But that's love. That's not 503 00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:22.719 that weird. That isn't that weird. I mean that's like, you know, 504 00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:30.880 I don't know something I like, something you enjoy that most people don't 505 00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:37.800 like. Oh, candy corn. I like candy corn. Now I don't 506 00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:39.719 love candy corn, and I can only have a couple pieces at a time 507 00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:43.840 before it gets too much. But I do enjoy candy corn. Do you 508 00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:47.559 eat them in thirds? Like little top piece, than the orange piece, 509 00:42:47.639 --> 00:42:52.119 than the yellow piece or do you eat the whole thing at once? When 510 00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:57.079 I eat candy corn, I know, but I eat the white little white 511 00:42:57.079 --> 00:43:00.320 piece first, and then I eat the orange part and then I eat yellow 512 00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:05.400 hearty. No, I just eat them all like whole. No, I 513 00:43:05.440 --> 00:43:07.760 don't do. I am weird. And you know what I'm addicted to right 514 00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:09.320 now? You know how I get addicted to foods and I have to have 515 00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:13.599 it every day, Like my gummy beer thing, which is done. And 516 00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:16.559 guess who needs a root canal? Now me because of the gummy bear shocker. 517 00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:22.159 I know, I'm it's you know what I'm doing the day before Thanksgiving? 518 00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:27.800 What? Getting a colonoscopy? Oh my god, are you kidding me? 519 00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:32.199 A turkey's gonna fly out of you? Oh my god? Have you 520 00:43:32.239 --> 00:43:37.199 ever had? Yes? And I woke up halfway through me too. I 521 00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:40.960 woke up halfway through Scared Ship the Differences. Eric woke up. He's like, 522 00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:44.880 oh this is nice, and I'm like, I thought I thought I 523 00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:46.960 was going home in a tunnel. Oh my god, And then I just 524 00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:52.519 realized I was looking at my own butthole. I said. I was like, 525 00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:54.639 I'm awake, I'm awake, And then like, give her some Benda 526 00:43:54.679 --> 00:43:59.199 droll. I'm like, Benda drill. What are you knock me out? 527 00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:04.760 Anyway? So don't throw these away? Oh no, no, no, 528 00:44:05.559 --> 00:44:07.920 what was I going to say? What was what? Do you love me? 529 00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:10.559 No? I don't know. Oh my god. Okay, so you're 530 00:44:10.559 --> 00:44:14.079 not going to put me in the freezer again, Mommy, I promise. 531 00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:16.119 And I had to complain to you. I had to complain. I'm glad 532 00:44:16.159 --> 00:44:19.119 you did. Okay, I know you're mad at me. All right, 533 00:44:20.119 --> 00:44:22.599 Well, I think you should put I think for science, you should put 534 00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:24.800 her name in the freezer, just to see if like all similar reactions. 535 00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:30.360 But you need me right now. I think we can spare you for a 536 00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:32.239 there two. I can put you in for a day. Yeah, I 537 00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:35.639 just want to see if something knocks you off the board for you know that 538 00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:38.440 day. What do I have to do? Write your name in read on 539 00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:43.119 a white piece of paper, put it in a ziploc bag, fill it 540 00:44:43.159 --> 00:44:45.079 with water, and put it in the freezer. That takes a lot of 541 00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:50.480 time. It does put you in. Feer you're going to put some people 542 00:44:50.519 --> 00:44:52.280 in. I'll put you in the phone. I know who I'm putting in 543 00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:53.719 the phone. I know. I'm excited I'll put both you in the freezer 544 00:44:53.719 --> 00:44:58.559 and we'll see if we come back next month. No, do not jeopardize 545 00:44:58.599 --> 00:45:02.480 this phone show next. All that white candle is all good things about this 546 00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:08.320 podcast. When you think is stronger your candle are my ice bags? Because 547 00:45:08.360 --> 00:45:13.599 you have a tinge of evil in you, I think you're a tinge of 548 00:45:14.159 --> 00:45:17.840 darkness. We're looking for is a tinge of a joker card, a wild 549 00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:22.880 card. You can joker because it's a mess right now. I think I 550 00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:25.280 got it. The Dollar Tree, it's probably not the best tooth based in 551 00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:29.400 the world. It's coldgate. Well, you know what, The doll Tree 552 00:45:29.400 --> 00:45:32.320 has some good stuff sometimes. Yes, I'm gonna put my sunglasses on. 553 00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:37.920 Thank you to our sponsors, especially our new one. Thank you San Diego 554 00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:45.480 Crystals and Jewelryobi and Friday Cosmetics, met SPA. Love you guys, Thank 555 00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:50.920 you for supporting this podcast. Make sure you vote on lauragain after dark dot 556 00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:55.039 call oh yes, and we will reveal who won the Big Hideous tu contest 557 00:45:55.400 --> 00:46:00.519 next Thursday. Absolutely And with that vote, vote, vote, vote, 558 00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:07.320 vote, vote love your podcast. I love you. Do you still okay? 559 00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:12.599 Good? I was a worried you put baby in the corner for a 560 00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:15.800 hot she put baby in the freezer cold second. Well, if you're both 561 00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:17.599 of you right now, so I'll let you know, don't do that to 562 00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:22.880 us. Well, what did you do here? What's happened? Oh my 563 00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:25.480 god? She already lost the necklace. No I didn't, it's over there. 564 00:46:25.800 --> 00:46:30.119 Don't worry. I don't lose Suprise, you are wearing it all. 565 00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:38.840 Relax, you go. I love you, my sweet babies. Bye bye