What up? What up? To? What up? What up? All
right? What's up? It's October? Is that time? Are you glad
to be back from your sabbot out in the oh then to get to the
mental institute because you were doing a sabbot? I got my asylum, jammis
on. I'm a mental patient work or an orderly Uh? I'm just a
slimy Florida man. Yeah, right, predating upon my mental patient that I
checked out. I just sit in the corner and do law laws all day.
La la la lo loa. I've seen some shit, well traumatized.
Hopefully we can figure out your key words and phrases to bring forth the altar
that is actual, Jamie and not all the many other altars that might be
that. Do you want to read that super chat that came in from the
last time, okay, the hot one bon Jovie nineteen twelve fifty dollars.
An atheist and an evangelical walked into a bar and realize the bar was an
interdimensional star pod blasting off to Sitaria spurctaria, ha ha, hilarious livestream things.
I appreciate that, and a lot of that went over my head,
but that's okay, but we love Bond Jovi. He's one of our favorites.
Right, So tonight Long Anticipated streams Mega stream every October. As you
guys know on my channel going back to maybe twenty seventeen, we've done Spooptober,
and Spooptober is when we pick out our favorite genres that are supposed to
scare you, supposed to give you the heb gbs, supposed to send that
little tangle up up your leg to your privies as they say, do you
know what my favorite Halloween movie is? Halloween? Halloween, Halloween three yeah,
three more days do Halloween hallo Ween, Silver Shamrock. You're welcome everyone.
Now that's going to be Now that horrible thing will be in your head.
By the way, if you guys want to support the show, you
can via the super Chep functions. I don't know how people are laughing.
I guess I got long hair. Long hair has nothing to do with atheism,
has nothing to do with being a horrible professor at a university. My
have beautiful locks. I mean, I've got I've gone out. I've surpassed
McConaughey for the locks that I have. You have really nice. I got
a Donnis locks. Yes, I said, you look like Apollo. Yeah,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like the blonde girl on Little House
on the Prairie. M She's got That's what I'm like. So when it
grows out of the berries and cream stage, exactly, we're way past berries
and cream. All right, what's our first? So tonight's treats as you
guys may or may not know. You don't know the movies yet, but
we've got a selection, a wide selection. We decided to combine two podcasts
into one because we didn't have a whole lot of time before we head out
to Italy. We have to cover Witch movies that we've not covered, so
that means all the good two or three Witch movies. I mean, just
from a movie standpoint, there's only a couple like Suspiria or The Bitch.
That's about it. Most of the Witch movies are terrible and gross, so
we've chosen all the rest of the garbage, especially from the nineties. A
lot of nineties Witch movies, some bad, some mid, but none of
these are very good. So we'll be doing about I don't know, five
or six or seven Witch movies. Also, an untapped genre of horror that
does not have many good instantiations either, and that's Mental Institute horror films.
And I know we could have done the ninth configuration, but we didn't,
so we tried to stick to a lot of junk. So tonight it's gonna
be right. We have eleven pieces of chunk. I found there was one
of these that I actually liked. Actually there's two. There's two. Two
of the Mental Asylum movies are actually good. But that's about it. I
think asylum is my worst fear. That's why I wanted to put it in.
Yeah, Asylum was Jamie's because she was like, I want to know,
you know, She's like, she wants to confront This is the season
of confronting your fears, right, Yeah, so Jamie wants to confront her
fears and watching the Asylum movies. But there's not actually that many that any
good. I did like the John Carpenter one that we're gonna talk about.
That one was really cool. The Ward I love all the John Carpenter movies
pretty much, and then Cure for Wellness was pretty good. So we'll get
to those here in a little bit. All right, let's kick it off
this movie was garbage, but we like, We like Sarah Michelle as Buffy.
She's fun as Buffy. We did a whole Buffy breakdown if y'all didn't
see it. But what I thought was going to be a mental inc horror
movie was not that. This was basically Paul Klow's uh bizarre mental fantasy world
put onto the screen with Buffy in it. It was a self help what
do you call that? I don't know, like eat pray love ship in
the e Prey looney, Yes, and it was Prey. So this one's
called Veronica Decides to Die. I wanted to decide to die in the movie.
That's the normy joke if we were watching normy YouTube. I was watching
normy YouTube clips about movies today, and what they think is funny is just
abysmal, dude, you know what I mean That they said to be something
that I wanted to die inside the theith becomes a death becames I'm serious,
that's like the level of jokes. So this is Ronka Decides to Die aka
Fussy Buffy, based on a novel by Paul o' couilla, who wrote The
Alchemist, who is some sort of that's like an Oprah's book Guru to Oprah's
Book Club level esotericism. Literally, yeah, and so anyway, so you
wrote another book, which I'm sure nobody in this audience knows, and this
is about a depressed city girl. What's just the plot of the movie is,
so she's depressed and a city girl. But it's a guy writing this
like thinking like what a girl friends? Oh yeah, and we're going to
get to some cringe right, yeah, uber ride. So city girl is
depressed. She she has s u I c idol. Yes, she writes
a note about collective madness. This is not the real world. Whoa deep
man? She's in the matrix. She's stuck in the movie. He'd been
scrolling a bunch of youtubes and tiktoks and she came across slapped hand to all
be living in a matrix. Yeah, like at ace Vetti, I was
a bid. It's frozen in the sky. I must be living in atrix.
This playing doesn't move, This plying doesn't move quite of crapy stuck in
the sky. She wants to escape the matrix. She goes to the mental
institution because of her attempt. Yeah, she has an attempt. She's gonna
un alive, and then she ends up at this revolutionary facility with a revolutionary
doctor. Here you see this man, doctor Bloomerman here with his standard I
mean every movie psychiatrist dude looks like this, and they always have creepy art.
Okay, so that's how you know if the doctor is good or bad
like that. If he has masks on the wall, he is multiplaying you.
Yeah, the masks always mean that you're going to be turned into a
multiple sex slave operative. You know. If he has African stuff, watch
out, he's doing weird voodoo. Well look here he's looking authoritatively and menacingly
over his reading glasses like me, yeah, boomer style. Look at all
the authorities' projecting authority right now, you're listening to me because I did this.
Yeah, Jay's Daddy Dylex doctor Daddy Da says. It's so he's got
some kind of mc escher painting though in his office. So it makes you
wonder what he's up to. And right, well, this movie doesn't really
have multiple alters or what it does have a trauma based situation. Buffy is
basically traumatized by the modern world in much the same way as the Edward Norton
character in Fight Club. Right at the beginning of Fight Club, Edward Norton
has that famous where he talks about how ridiculous magazines and bourgeois corporate life,
city life is metropolitan life, and so he wants to throw all that away.
Buffy basically has an Edward Norton style revelation at the beginning, but she
has a break with reality, puts on the mental institute, and he's got
revolutionary methods. Where I'm trying to remember what his methods are. It's like,
it's not confronting your fear or it's something. Oh no, He's arranges
a bunch of situations to where that's right. She rediscovers her zest for life.
That's what it is, because they tell her that her attempt failed but
it damaged her and now she only has a couple of days to live anyways.
Yeah, his method is is a lie. Yeah. They basically tell
you that you're gonna die in eight days, so you might as well have
some fun. And in the process of having eat prey loony, Buffy rediscovers
her zest. She's basically it's like a sped up version of I don't know
what's you pray love. I've never even seen you pray love, but I
know it's like I'm gonna run away to India and get mystical and ship and
get laid the trick of the place my husband a story about an evil wizard
who poisons the water, remember, and it's like parable about community. There's
a parable, But what was supposed to be the He's not literally poisoning the
water. Is that just symbolic of the lies that he's telling. I think
that's like supposed to be society. I don't know. I thought he's the
magician. The psychiatrist is the magician. Anyway, nobody has seen this movie,
so we better move on. Okay, Like literally nobody even knows or
will ever probably even see this stupid movie. But it does feature Paul Coelo's
fantasy of Buffy helping herself out in front of a boy, which is odd.
So this is an odd story. Is so bad, Like it's a
guy who can't don't go full slow boy unless you're Buffy in the mental institute.
Well right, his Riz is like I don't talk, I just stare
awkwardly at you until you succumb and start. Riz got me using these zoomer
terms, and I was like, what is riz He's got mojo, mute
rich, He's got mute, He's got mute game. And Buffy falls for
it and just like, yeah, it gets weird. Don't watch the movie.
What else? The treatments are not fun. She blames culture for her
mental health health. Well, one one positive I will give to this movie
is that it does give the impression that meds and big pharma can't actually solve
the problems that we have, that the problems that we have can never be
treated with a bunch of chemicals. And so that's part of the message that
Buffy learns is that because she breaks in at one point and she's gonna take
the meds to m alive. But the whole process is basically an engineered situation
where she's going through uh, engineered experiences to gain her love for life back.
And so it turns out, as you can imagine, at the end,
she was not actually a terminal cancer patient. It was the doctor's lie
and that is his revolutionary procedure. So basically, Buffy syops. I think
the horror of this is Celo's psyche revealed. That's what Jamie said. The
horror of all. This is really what's in Paul Kalo's mind. Yeah,
yeah, so so all she needed at the end was a boyfriend in a
taco and no yeah thoughts. Yeah, because we all know that when thirty
something women go through a crisis, they immediately want tacos and guinness and a
Retardo man to sleep with. Well, finally had days to live. I
definitely would want wou You would cheat on me with a Retardo man. You
would cheat on me with a slow boy? Has to slow boy che She's
she's on that app. Uh what's it called where you swipe you? Was
on retender for slow Boy. He's a good listener. Get it retender instead
of retard to anyway. She was on retender over there, but you got
a swite really slow get it on retender anyway. So it's called Veronica Decides
to Die. So here's the trailer for this stupid ass movie. If it
is only if you're looking for it's basically like a Lifetime movie. They were
talking about Sufie's and stuff. So there's a lot of mysticism going on,
not a lot, little, a little mysticism. Yeah, at this at
this mystical, at this institute. They also teach you Sufi breathing methods or
something. I don't know. It was crazy, but basically Lama's class mystical
Lamas. We talked about Lama's on the string the other night. So play
for the Lakers. If you find yourself not wanting to be in this world
anymore, just get yourself a Guinness and a taco and a retort. A
slow boy boyfriend. Yeah, a slow boyfriend. And I need me a
slow girl friend. When you cheat on me with slow boy, I'm gonna
go for that kid from Jili for that, right. Riley from National Treasure
went, he went full retort. Yeah, and but not just that.
It was all of the never go full retort unless you're Buffy in the mental
incident, unless you're in the mental institute. Look, let's be honest.
If we're all stuck in the mental institute, we're all gonna go full retort
because we don't have There's no other options. That's all there is. Yeah,
all right, Uh, we're gonna we'll never be what's this one?
Uh, don't say we're two thousand and one. What is this? I
thought we're doing back and forth? Oh okay, So which what's our first
witch the crack I got the craft pulled up? Which crap. So if
you're uh, if you were thinking, can we get clueless with witchcraft?
Yes, it's called the craft. Yeah. One thing about being a witch
is it requires Hella candles, like so many more candles than you would ever
think if you Yeah, if we ever reinstitute the Salem witch trials, which
the girls on witch Talk said that they're scared. You should have heard this.
This is the dumbest TikTok I've ever heard. We actually had a witch
saying that she's worried that because Catvonde left witchcraft for evangelical Christianity, that that
Cat von De is going to spark a new Salem witch trial in America.
Wow. So And by the way, if we get the bad Bathroom Beyond
is going to be out of business when they when we get when we get
the new Salem trials. Yes, there are not enough candles in home goods
to supply all the ill a plan by Gupeth Paltrow to sell her vagina scentraled
candles and to put everyone else out of business. She's behind it all.
She's the master, that's the Paltrow question. Have you heard of the GQ
the Gwyneth question? She's behind it all. Yeah, it's big candle promoting
witchcraft. Yeah right, Well, by the way, isn't making a the
JJ scented candle itself kind of witchcraft? Yeah? Yeah, exactly, definitely
right, Okay, Craft nineteen ninety six. So this is peak teenage years
for us, right, I mean it's right, yeah, this is my
junior year. It's right here when we got Skeet, you know, old
Skeet Ulric over here being the same kind of brooding high school. Actually he's
kind of the d bag, right, yeah, yeah, he's the d
bag kind of like he's kind of similar to his screen character that you can
see the parallels between Craft and Scream here. So new girl in school at
a Catholic school in l A. They're all into astrology. We've got Faruka
Balk who's from Return right, who actually is into witchcraft. Yeah, so
she was in Return to Oz as a kid at Disney who's oh, well,
Ruka Django here is making up names. Her name Baraka Kunka. So
she was already in a mind control movie. That's how she got that is
uh yeah, we b l A if you all didn't know me and Besla
Analyzer did analysis of Return to Oz that is correct. So anyway, so
we got Ski, we got for Usa bulk right here, she's the dark
Witch. They're girls, it's it's it's yeah, it's like mean girls and
clueless in which yes, and they're the smart ones obviously because they're into esoterica,
right. And then there's a lot of background imagery when they're doing the
scenes outside, like the versin of Guadalupe and the all Seeing Eye. Oh,
that's right. They have a bunch of symbolism of appropriating even other religions,
right, like Mary is seen actually throughout the movie because they're at a
Catholic school, but it's also symbolizing the goddess for them, right, So
they basically initiate the new chick that was on what was that girl, Gilmore
Girls or whatever. She's the Gilmore Girl's chick. Right. What's the god
god? They called it Manon? Yeah, right, not Mannon but Manon
and which is nature? Right? So I was reading about this and basically
the the three girls are sort of like the triple Goddess, right, they
instantiate the triple God, which what that is? That what is that in
Witshcraft, You remember, that's the moon, the waxing, waningfulness. That's
right, So it's all the phases of the moon, and uh, they
initiate the Chicken the middle right from Gilmore Girls into their little coven that they've
got, and then things get darker and darker and darker. And by the
way, I didn't remember anything about this movie. I probably saw it in
the nineties, didn't remember anything about it. And this was actually right before
Charmed, and a lot of people thought that Charm just completely ripped it all.
Oh yeah, the guy that made this was really mad and thought he
was cheated out of Charmed. I remember Charm sucks and Buffy was good.
That's all I remember from the nineties and the two thousand. Yeah, Alyssa
Milano and Rose mcgallan and who's the other one? All forgot about Shanna Doherty?
Okay, so Voodoo Mary all seeing I they have the witch Store when
there's always uh the yeah, and there's like this beautiful witch woman that is
not ever what like a witch looks like you know what I mean, don't
they don't ever look like she looks like Guya tossing when she was younger.
Real witches look like, you know, like TikTok creatures, like purple hair
freaks. Right, they don't. They don't look like you think in Hollywood.
Right, And we're gonna see that's a consistent thing tonight. When old
Nicole Kidman is a witch, she might actually be a witch's real life,
right, eating the bugs and all that. But what I'm saying is the
Hollywood presentation of witchcraft is to make it beautiful and attractive. In the Goddess
and we were watching a trailer for a documentary that we're going to watch about
how Hollywood has always presented the Witch, and the movie was basically interviewing or
the document is interviewing all of these female producers and directors and writers, and
every one of them was basically saying that the purpose of Hollywood's presentation of the
Witch is to promote feminism and make it look glamorous. Right. What's the
name of the witch store in Buffy? I don't remember. There's always a
metaphysics, you know, magical esotery called the magic Box something like that.
Yeah, okay, so that's appropriate for female views of the JJ's the magic
Box? Oh? You just now got that there's a hobo demon in it.
A lot of movies love hobo demons. Who was the hobo demon?
I don't remember. Well, it's when they went to the witch Store and
they're like walking around downtown and it's like where do they live in skid row?
Like? What is that? That's right, there's a like a possessed
homeless guy who prophesies about her, saying, I don't remember, just crazy
hobo things. Yeah, a lot of movies. John Carboner loves the hobo
demon. David Lynch loves the hobo demon. So then they take her to
the forest and they are explaining to her about nature and they're saying nature steals
from everything in Nature steals from everything else because there is no because the creditor
prey cycle, right, And they're talking about Man in and they're basically talking
about Pan because they say man and is God, the devil and everything,
and you take him into you, he fills you. They say, so
Pan pan theism? Yeah right, yeah, and Pan is the god of
Croley. Croly didn't Curly say Pan's worship would return or something like that,
like in the a On of the Child. Oh yeah, that's what the
whole book. The Hidden God is about, like the Hidden God is Pan
And you just covered this in your rock fin stream. Yeah right, yeah,
which for y'all, for all those that are interested, Jamie's most recent
rock fin stream was a deep dive into a Kenneth Grant book on the character
of croly Right. It was actually about Tantra and miss Eastern mysticism in the
West as sex magic and black magic, c X magic and the Mark of
the Beast. So here you go for those that are interested. If you
want to see Jamie's deep dive into that book, you can watch it right
there on a rock fin Okay, so we're talking about the crap, I
mean, the craft witchcraft. You take in a man and he feels you.
The mean girls are I don't know if I want to, aren't ra
cyst of course, the mean girls are our A R A C. I
S t against the poor, persecuted witches. And the one girl lives in
a cliche dysfunctional home, right, yeah, lives in a trailer part with
a you know, drunken step dad. Well, and I think this is
where a lot of people turn to witchcraft because they feel like they don't have
any other outlet, or it's just a way to be in control of things
when things are out of control. Talk at the microphone, yell at the
people in the little in that's in that thing, Yell at the people in
the spot like a like the mentalness suit patient your So yeah, I think
there's a lot of reasons why people would turn to witchcraft. It's like it's
seemed to be at avant garde and esoteric and supposedly empowering and all this stuff,
but it's it's not. It's actually stupid. It's made up by a
soggy old British perv that we covered in one of the other live streams.
Remember, well, guys, we just watched the documentary on Gerald Gardner in
one of my other live streams. So it's just old. What does Sam
Tripley say, do WORKA WORKA? I realize worka just to Alder try to
say, but God, that's all this He's right, Yeah, that's it.
It is well and that's what gurus are for too. Like the whole
thing is c O M E R. Religion, right, And then in
my rockfin show, I have this whole chapter about which is Sabbath and how
it's still fallus worship, and so the witches think they're like reclaiming some kind
of feminine power, divine femininity, but they're still dick worshiper. That's interesting.
Yeah, I mean all the pagan religions, which included, are really
just variations on worshiping the generative principle exactly. And so because nature is basically
just you know, birth, death, birth, being offspring, the generative
principle, they deify natural processes, right, So that's it, that's all
there, it is. And really you could argue that all pagan religions you
could say, are subsumed under this idea that now the witch or the sorcerer
of the magician is the figure who's trying to figure out how to impose his
will upon nature, to make it such that nature conforms to his will.
That is magic. So same same idea with Wicca, which again Wika is
from Gardener. Gardner got all of this from going through the ranks of Croley's
oto, which allowed him to then graduate to create his own religion. So
many of the people who go through Crowley's graded system then go on to create
their own Religion's just a grad school in creating your own cult. That's exactly
what l Ron l Ron Hubber did it. Joel Gardner did it, and
probably other people I can't think of created their own cults out of it.
It's like Amway with bodily fluids. It's a it's a funky, nasty it's
with STDs, right, yeah, Okay, So they do mention some uh
legit magic things as above, still below, they do cringe spells in the
forest they call men and also the beautiful queen, so it's an androgynist thing.
And the ritual they do brought a flight of monarch butterflies so well.
And again remember that witch crap is not just promoted out of nowhere as if
it wasn't an organic thing. It goes directly into the feminist movement. You
couldn't have feminism without witchcraft, as Rachel argues in her book. And Rachel's
not making that up. That's in the classic books on the history of revolutionary
thought, like Billington's Firing The Minds of Men and I, like I said,
I just got the new Giant. It's not new, but newly reprinted
John Coleman book on Socialist World Order, and what does he says one of
the key elements of bringing in the socialist technocratic order feminism and feminism is crucial
because its origins are actually in witchcraft. So the globallye pushed this on purpose.
Did you know that a group of butterflies is called the kaleidoscope? After
you told me, isn't that neat? We learned that That's the only nice
thing you could take away from this movie is that you can call a group
of butterflies a flight, a flutter, a kaleidoscope, or a rabble.
All right, are there any other big major points? Because okay, so
they make Homegirl levitate. They are watching be Witched on TV. Nev Campbell
is doing richcraft for her scars. Yeah, she has bodily deformity. Actually,
is that that was a joke you were making, wasn't it. You
were like, how come these witches don't use their powers to Yeah, she's
got like bodily scars. Why does she just do a spell about healing our
body? And I made the same point when we're talking about the witches.
There was a witch talking about how she's interested in love spells and she's about
five hundred pounds. I'm like, just do a fin the spell Okay,
feruza can cause heart attacks. They mentioned throwing a glamour. That's real.
They talk about how magic is neither black or white because nature is both cruel
and kind. Everything comes back to you threefold and do unto others. They
do a cringe ritual on the beach. She gets possessed by lightning. So
that's interesting because that's how they describe the fall. Yeah, the fall of
Lucifer is he fell like lightning. Yeah. And by the way, for
those that are curious, also this is back in print too. Tavistock Institute
by doctor Coleman, and he goes into the promotion of New age Wicca cults
and feminism and witchcraft as part of the committity three hundreds overall planets and a
lot of British intelligence, he says, is behind pushing these kinds of esoteric
sex cults. Obviously Crowley was an ad ache of British intelligence, and so
that's why these a lot of these new alternative spirituality always find their origin in
either Blovatsky or Crowley. Someone says, why don't we just use their power
for good? Well, the good isn't matter to them, because there is
no good or bad well from their from their vantage point, there's just nature
and then the good is whatever the magician or the witch determines to be in
conformity with their will exactly. So when she's possessed by the lightning, then
she can walk on water. So you've got well, she has a specific
Christ like Yeah, yeah, she she walks on water like Christ. She's
the sort of female dark she She would fit into the podcast we did of
the gnostic goddess savior dark goddess savior archetype. Remember that. And that's exactly
what Fruza Balk's character basically becomes when they go and do this ritual on the
seashore right here, and then they evoke man Man and then Manin gives them
five dead sharks as a gift. Isn't that what you've always wanted? Five
beached sharks? I mean it is kind of a cool, like of all
the here she is walking on water, right yeah, I mean, of
all the cool. I mean, has anybody ever given you five different shit?
It's like five different species of sharks. It's not just like one hammerhead,
it's all of them. So so now they're throwing things out of balance
because they're doing too much magic, and sharks are beaching themselves and then something
bad happens to Skeet and you call them splatter or rich. Well, he
falls and dies, you know, yeah, a horrible death landing kind of
I don't know bugs, bugs bunny style or roadrunner style right. Well,
and they can do that X meny thing where they can take on the appearance
of each other. Who does that, I don't one of the one of
them Jennifer Lawren's character j law They can ast to travel. And then I
was like, remember Willow and Tara, Well, I'm glad we got rights,
so they're trying to sell me on the movie and they have like,
oh, exercise your rights, get it rights. But you remember Buffy,
Willow and Tara, the first same se couple who are witches, right,
So I don't think it was accidentally. Joss Whedon's Buffy introduces this at the
same time, right, So this is when a lot of stuff is getting
really popular at this time. And if you're interested for our Buffy show,
which I highly recommend. Sabrina the Teenage Witch was big with me, yes,
exactly another witch show, and then that had a reboot in like twenty
eighteen. Also look at us back then. My hair cut, it's cute.
I'm more interested in my hair. I'm a haird even now. See
this is some of cooler than that. I don't know that short, dumb
military cut. I mean, that's not a military cut. But I'm saying,
like when we had our wedding pictures, it was during koof And the
only thing is that the only way, the only barber shops are open,
like the Boomer barber shops, like the clip and trim that charges three dollars
and gives every dude the same buzz cut. So and I told the dude,
please don't give me a buzz cut. But if you go to a
clip and trim Boomer barber, that's all he done, and you get You're
gonna get it, even if he specifically say don't give it, give it,
get it. So he's basically all he hears is haircut, basically,
and the Boomer he everyone is going into the military that day, like they're
head. Everybody is headed to boot camp that day. I'm like, I'm
going to a wedding, and he hears boot camp. Mbage is kind of
like boot camp. Boomer joke, But that's a grandpa. That's a that's
a Baptist preacher joke. Totally Okay, all right, where are we at?
We got to get through this. This is black white pedagram, magic
circle. Her whole family died power of three times three. It was nine,
so that is actual satanic number m. She can come through the mirror
world number the the main witch who was the most powerful one, the new
girl that had the shop she no, oh, the girl from from Gilmore
Girls. Yeah, so she can go through both worlds and then snake fingers
remember fingers of snakes, Well that's Medusa. So it's like a reference to
Medusa because it comes out of her head too. Yeah. People are saying,
what about the Love Witch. Yes, that is one of our films
tonight. So we did we did see that. And there's broken mirror imagery
also, so there's Peltr in this. There's my Controller's witchcrap, there is
pan worship what else again? Yeah, it's a very uh crolean type of
show, I mean movie. It really was. All right, what's next?
We're back to asylum? The word twenty eleven? Are we skipping the
other? That's a which one no, no, no, the one with
seeing Bean we don't have to do that. Which one the one that you
skipped Don't Say a Word? Yeah, okay, a silent let's just skip
that. It had law laws. Yeah, but it's a terrible movie and
nothing really happens except well, the one thing that is relevant for Don't Say
a Word, is Britney Murphy is a mental patient, right, who has
in her alternate personalities in her mind a secret locked away as to who the
bad guy was, or where's something the treasure where some that's right, where
something some kind of treasure was, And so Michael Douglas is, you know,
basically at the behest of seeing Bean for Gondo, right. And the
only thing I found relevant or interesting in this movie was was that Britney Murphy
has a very suspicious death in real life, and so was Britney Murphy.
Perhaps Hollywood MK ultred is my interest in this movie. Otherwise it's not a
very good movie either. Don't Say a Word Michael Douglas Brittany Murphy and seen
Bean so and had a little The other thing was that it wasn't a horror
movie. I thought I was gonna watch a mental institute horror movie, and
it's basically a Liam Neeson, Let My Daughter Go movie. Yeah, it's
a kidnapped heist movie, not a mental instute movie. So a lot of
the trailers I was deceived on. Could they find a crustier room to put
her in? I mean the room they put Brittany Murphy in was Yeah,
it was a freaking dingy I mean like they spared no expense giving her the
dingiest mental institute. I mean the yeah, exactly. But it's always that
when mental institutes. Yeah, it's always like drippy and rust on the wall.
And when you get to the communal area, everybody's watching cartoons. Why
would you even play cartoons in the mental institute unless you're trying to further exacerbate
their mental illnesses? Because exactly, anyway, what's our next one season of
The Witch or a ward? Let's we just do a which one? Let's
do the ward? Because I actually enjoyed this is one of my favorite ones
of all of these, because it was a John Carpenter movie that I had
not seen, and I didn't even know there was a John Carponer movie I
hadn't seen. It also has John Carpenter flavored La Laws. How had you
see a different flavor It was just his own take on the La Law.
You have to listen to it. A la Law was like with one.
Yeah. Uh so I haven't seen an Amber Heard movie in a while.
Forgot about Amber Heard after Johnny Depp put the put the SmackDown on Amber Her
Yeah her Amber Her Amber turn right? Remember that? I know? Yes,
well she she's acting kind of crazy and here she is in a mental
institute movie. Right. What did somebody say about the finger in in What
the Shining the Finger? Remember? Okay, so this has broken mirrors and
old tiny procedures. It takes place in ben Oregon, nineteen sixty six,
which is the year that the Satanic Church became official. Right. So the
film begins with Amber Herd burning down her household. We don't know why.
And then she ends up in this mental institute in the nineteen sixties, right,
and she meets these other lady, these young young ladies here in the
mental institute. And there is quite a bit of interesting symbolism in it.
Again. John Carpenter one of my favorite horror movie directors, and I actually
figured this one out right away. I had no idea where it went,
where the plot was. But Jamie can attest to the fact that I figured
it out within about five minutes, so I will spoil it, but yeah,
we have all the classic symbols and whatnot. However, what I didn't
expect and we know that there's a lot of conspiracy stuff in movies over the
years. Sure conspiracy candy placed here and there, this one actually has.
In the screenplay, they said, we've been studying trauma based mind control.
I wrote it down. What did they say? Yeah, so it's about
the fact that the girl has experience as trauma based mind control. She's experienced
a fracturing of a personality into these altars, and the mental institute is working
on different processes to integrate the personalities. And if you've watched Identity, this
movie is very similar to Identity with John Cusack, except that here in a
spoiler alert, basically, the Amber Heard character is not the core altar,
right, so the core personality is actually a different person and when the core
personality returns, Amber Heard doesn't want to go away as the altar. So,
just like in Identity, the movie is told from the banished point of
the different altars in the serial killer's head. Here, Amberhard is one of
the altars and she doesn't want to be integrated, which means that she's going
to die. And so you have a great John Carpenter type of twists at
the end where we think that the normal girl has been healed and restored by
this process at the institute, and what do you know, Amberhard is still
in her psyche taking control. Will you think that this is just your classic
solve my murdered ghost movie? Right? But then you find out that it's
a psyche movie. Yes, it's an mk ultra trauma based mind control type
of movie, much like one that we just watched that we didn't expect would
be an mk ultra multiple alter movie that we could have included in this,
except that it wasn't really about a mental institute. And that's Raising Kin with
John Lithgow. Do you remember how much that was about mkultrum altars And if
you guys, have you not? This one is crazy. If you don't
remember Raising Kine, go watch it because the mind control doctor is kidnapping kids
and programming them with multiples that he can then control, and John Lithgow is
one of these that's been under this and so it's explicitly referenced Basically, I
was like, isn't he like the son of the He's the son of the
doctor. So is it a pre requisite to be a creep if you want
to be orderly? And that was my that was my thing. Orderly is
always creeping on the always ships. They're just craping people. But the one
orderly here doesn't he actually rejects the advances? Or is that one of the
other mental movies? I think it's this one, or is it don't I
don't know. We watched so many mental movies all run together in my head
now. So there's always a baby girl personality, like when when you have
the core child, because because they were abused in youth, right, so
there's always like a crazy one, there's always a tough one. There's always
a baby one. And they're doing experimental futuristic therapy. So this is the
heyday of m Kilter, right. This is right in the midst of when
and Kiltra would have really been ramping up. This is when LSD is being
pushed in all the different universities via the CIA. This is when Tim Leary's
out there pushing it, saying and giving credit to the CIA for it.
So they're using four zine electroshock therapy, hypnotism, ghost lobotomy, and this
one does have Looney Tunes in it. There is a personality called Alice.
Well, Alice is the core, right, So that's Alice in Wonderland exactly.
There's Alice in Wonderland and you One thing I did like about this is
that you think that it's a ghost, You think it's a ghost story,
and it's not. It's the altar, that's the core personality that's trying to
be restored, which is perceived by Amber Heard as a demon because she's going
to kill her. So the restoration of the core personality means the death of
Amber Heard. That's why she's experiencing it as a demon. It's not a
ghost. It's actually just an alternate personality. So anyway, I said though,
when we were a few minutes into it, I was like, I
bet they're all just alters in her core personality. Got it right there.
But once again, crazy person in real life playing a crazy person in a
movie. And by the way, here's Raising Cain for those that have not
seen it. If you're looking for a good MK ultra horror movie from the
nineties, This Brian de Palma Classic, and when we rewatched Raising Caine recently,
and it's actually a lot more sophisticated of a film than I expected,
because it's the style of the film is very surreal, and so a lot
of it's kind of like dream sequences and things blend like dreams blending into the
day waking state. And that's because you're seeing it kind of from the perspective
of John Lithgow, who has multiple personalities and he doesn't know when one personality
is out and the other one's in. And so I like rock and roll,
cool guy personality that a jacket. I'm tough man, Yeah, exactly.
So go check out this if you're looking for it. Spooktober mk Ultra
nineties classic. He looks like a skinny version of the kid that's always that's
in Bad Santa, Right. He looks like a Simpsons what do you want
kid? Remember Billy Bob Thorton's like, who do you want? Pickle?
Remember the pickle scene? That's the best you said? It had a prince
of darkness ending what do you mean met that? Because Amber heard the altar
comes out of the mirror that she she jumps out of the mirror, to
the core girl, and so that's coming from the subconscious out right. And
in Prince of Darkness the entities come through the mirror at the end of Prince
of Darkness. So what's up next? That was The Ward. I do
recommend The Ward as one of the few films tonight that was really good.
Yeah, The Ward and Raising Kine or what we were just talking about,
Raising Kine not raising Kins, Raising Cain is the one with John Lithgow.
This is John Carpenter's twenty ten film, The Ward. Mental Ward. Next
upike Season of the Witch twenty eleven with our favorite poor Nick because we love
Nick around here. But hey, this one was a stink bomb, man,
this one was terrible. Well, now, the first half of it,
I thought, all right, this won't be as bad as I thought.
This is what the witches think will happen because of Cat Bondi's evangelical conversion.
Yes, so we're all going to be hanging witches. But actually,
the Orthodox approach to dealing with a witch is really nothing, because we would
say that they don't really hold a lot of power over Christians. We don't
want to meet them or hunt them or execute them. Well, but they
still have the ability though to if they influence society, then what you get
is the rise of feminism. The rise of feminism comes out of witchcraft.
So but we don't hunt them, well, we don't hunt them, but
there are in the history of Orthodox in Western countries there were prohibitions against witchcraft
precisely because of the social effects that it has, so it can be it
can lead to the destruction of the social or, which is exactly what we're
seeing today. So the rise of witchcraft wise right, anyway, this movie
is goofy. Basically Nick Cage as this sort of I don't know what crusaders.
Yeah, he's a d crusade. Here's here's nick Cage on the Pope.
Urban's first crusade here fighting all the Muslims. When the Musclems try to
take over, we just got to pull out some nick Cage on them and
you got to get the Book of Solomon. So that's what. So the
one esoteric element that did pop up in this gif you movie, by the
way, is this the king or the pope or is this pope? Is
this pope king with you know, he's basically got the aids on his face
and uh, he's dying. It's Christopher Lee, by the way, it's
Christopher Lee, right, He's got the coof He's got the kuf Aids.
And then they get Nick Cage has got to get a hold of the Keys
of Solomon, which didn't exist in the Middle Ages. By the way,
were you there at the Siege of Tripley You don't know, dude, the
Siege of Trumpet Seeds of sam Trippley. Yeah. And then I really liked
the Crusader battle slash three or four house. What's three or four h oh?
Okay, remember that it was like battle brothel, Battle brothel. That
was their whole life. Okay, okay, yeah, okay. Well,
I mean this scene was kind of cool with the pope king and the plague
masks. I thought this was all right, the way that it was just
weird. Well, and I thought that it could have been okay except for
this. You knew this whole time that this this witch was gonna be a
witch, right, at least I did. I thought it was kind of
obvious, right, and then you think there's gonna be this big climacter because
she's a woman, right, Well, I like this she actually was a
witch. Yeah. And then Basically, the first out of the movie is
okay, you're kind of into it, and then the second half of the
movie is just like and then Nick Cage fights a goofy looking devil that looks
like it would have been a nineteen eighty nine CGI movie. Do you remember
that? Did you see that? It was so stupid? Yeah, he
quit Team Templar to go fight. Yeah, he basically becomes a libertarian,
like, I'm just gonna do my own thing and I'm done with I don't
want to be a temple anymore. They think this witch has caused the bubonic
plague nineteen and Nick Cage doesn't at all talk like I mean, when you
think of medieval night movies, everybody's gotta have a British accent. But Nick
Cage is his Nick Cage. Yeah, he's like, I'm done with the
church, I'm done with all of this. I'm gonna go my own way.
There's a snake skin jacket. Yeah, So he's part of the witch
relocation program because the church is superstitious. Nick Cage is kinder than a priest.
Uh, well, the priest is corrupt exactly, and so Nick has
to go Nick Taw. He goes he goes Nick Tow. Yeah, I'm
going my own way. And Nicholas plague. That was my joke, Nicholas
plague. What do you think of that? Nicholas plagues? Anyway, what
did you season? The witch was just terrible, but it was so bad
it was kind of fun. I liked the b dazzled book, The groom
Worky of Solomon. Oh, the monks were making copies of this book for
everyone so that they could fight witchcraft. So you yeah, you got to
use the occult to fight the occult is this is kind of like a Devil
rides out right. The Christopher Lee character is the professor who uses the occult
to battle the occultist, and the occultist in that Micado he's based on Crowley
too, and the CGI zombie templars. Yeah, this is all pretty terrible.
Zomby monks, yeah, CG zombie monks. Yeah, I would not.
I just had such higher hopes for a not that good movie, for
such a shitty movie. It could have been so much better, right,
and remained a good shitty movie, That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah,
I was next Stonehurst Asylum fourteen. Oh, this one was okay.
Except that it kind of like kept it had like twenty twist endings, and
it's like, come on, we don't need twenty twists, right with Ben
Kingsley, Okayen and Kate Beckensill, Right, yeah, eighteen ninety nine,
Okay, in eighteen ninety nine, they thought that your uterus made you crazy.
I'm pretty sure that's true, I think in nineteen ninety nine. And
that's if you have excess estrogen. Yeah, you can be a little crazy.
Didn't get rid of that stuff, accesstrogen call they call it excesstrogen in
the literature, right, So, and that's why it's called hysteria and hysterectomy
histrionics, yes, and historyonics because they associated with women. So he drugs
her and grabs her by the overaras. Dude. Remember that somebody said,
does Jay like B movies and low budget movies? Absolutely, guys. We've
been reviewing and rifting on B movies for years and by the way, we
have a new one coming up where we will be rifting with Jimbob. We're
gonna be doing a movie together. Uh. But for those that are interested,
we have rift on some B movies fairly recently. We did the road
toor stream, which is a great ripoff of the terminator. When we hit
one hundred thousand, where's road here? It is yeah, so so yeah,
I love b movies. Absolutely go ahead. He grabs her by the
ovaries and she just like, yeah, I didn't understand this part, like
he can mind control her to where if he does like this, it grabs
her ovaries. This is ridiculous. And then they're talking about the paradox of
insanity because insane people think that they are not insane, right, and this
Kate Beckenzell gets sent to Stonehurst Lunatic Asylum, and there's always done we are
in lightning every time they introduced the place, well, this is where they
teach you at film school, you know, set the move, set the
tone with and it always looks exactly like this and like the place where you
know you would end up if you were Ali baby Mama. So this is
not that bad of a movie. But again, what annoys me about it
is the we keep flipping back and forth multiple times in the movie between whether
we think Ben Kingsley is a good guy or whether we think Michael Kaine is
a good guy, and it keeps going back and forth like four times,
and then we think it's over and we resolved that, and there's another secret
twist with the other protagonist character who's the young guy, the young doctor,
and it's just like, we don't need you know, Shamelain. We don't
need meta Chamelain. We only need one twist maybe two. Right, Well,
this is five twists based on a book by Edgar Allen Poe. Right
still, I guarantee you I haven't read the post story, but I guarantee
you ed Ground Pole to have done have five Shameland twists, and like ed
Ground pos are like, oh, I'm gonna do like Shamaland, but I'm
gonna Shamalan Shamland ding don't right, Like six twists come on. I like
when they're trying to reanimate the dead frogs with electricity. Well, he's engaged
in some very Doctor Frankenstein right style experiments, right yeah, And so he's
trying to reanimate a frog and the frog is all cruciform, which is weird
because that's the thing Croley did where he would put frogs in cruciform and his
rituals. Yeah, so that's I think at first, you're you're starting to
think, oh, Ben Kingsley is a bad guy when you see that.
And then Michael Kaine is imprisoned in the you know, dungeon of the mental
institute and he tries to convince the young guy to let him out. He
says, oh wait, wait to try don donka and then he gets out.
No, he's actually the bad guy, right, and the no,
but it's actually he's not the bad guy. It's back and forth, back
and forth. It's it's exhausting, right, And this movie goes on for
about two hours and thirty six minutes and it's like, bro, the last
hour was twists. Man, what else do we? Oh? Isn't Michael
Kaine's thing was treat your phobia by like overloading you with phobia? Yeah?
Right, yeah? And Ben Kingsley was actually a patient who took over the
asylum and he let the crazies go free range because he thought that if you
just let them have freedom of freedom, yeah, then they'll feel better.
Yeah. So Ben kings is basically inviting them over to have fancy dinners.
Right. And then the crazies were what women and transformers. The crazies are
still women today. And it is interesting, like the crazies are what would
not be PC crazies today. Interesting you called it Lady Mantham. Well,
there is a character who shows up at dinner who is a man woman and
uh acting like a lord, acting like Lady Grantham. And so yes,
my equip was Lady Mantham. So you find out the staffers cruel. They
were doing trauma experience to cure phobias. Then Kingsley invented the electroshock therapy.
He's becoming unraveled. This is this is some of that Tavastock ship. Right,
they own that they owned some of that Tavastosh right here, you know
what I'm saying. And then you come to find out that the young doctor
was actually a crazy who came to save Kate Beckinsale because because he saw her
for ten minutes ago, they had to meet you in the in the Oxford
class. Yeah, so Kate Beckencell and the main doctor guy were the test
tube people for the Oxford class right where they're explaining the new methods, and
the young doctor looks over and sees Kate Beckhenstill and he's like, that's the
hottest mental institute chick I've ever seen. He's Yeah, they had a meet
me crazy exactly instead of a meet cute, given me crazy anyway. And
so yeah, so then they this dude right here, right, So then
he max on her in this like super outlandish way, which was to pretend
to be a doctor from Oxford. And this whole time he was pretending just
to get just to get a slow girl. Mm hmm right, and why
was what was her trauma? I forget Kate Beckinstall's trauma. Nothing was wrong
with her. Her husband was abusive, and so they were keeping her there
under the guise of that she's crazy so that she didn't have to go home
and be with her crazy husband. Oh, she was just running away.
Yeah, okay, Well whose methods do you like better? You like being
Kingsley's let the craziest free method or you like Michael Kane's scare the crap out
of them? Ol kaien, This wasn't dying Marshall waining. Gosh, can't
it crap out of them? Put them in the pasture and let them do
that. I have a pasture where you let the crazies roam. Well,
they're always like free range crazy exactly, like the eggs. They're always like
leading and raking and taking care of the grounds. Just don't let them watch
freaking cartoons in the communal area, because if you let a crazy mentalance group
watch cartoons, they'll start throwing the freaking checkerboard everywhere, causing a mess.
So basically, this whole asylum is like any given day in Walmart. They've
been through. All, Right, what's the next one? Practical Magic?
Your favorite? You loved it? This was so? What's One thing I
noticed when I was reading a little bit about this movie was that this was
actually not supposed to be a comedy. They wanted a much darker version,
and supposedly the director's version director's cut was much darker, but it's been lost,
and all that exists, according to the director, is this comedy.
I guess it's this is terrible chilick. But I mean, we did a
show on romantic comedies, which I thought was kind of funny, and not
every one of those was terrible as a movie, But this is really dumb.
I'm sorry, It's just a stupid movie. Well, if you stop
blaming, which is for everything? Is that what you think is going on
here? Which is being blamed for everything? Yeah? Right, So the
movie starts with the Puritans more shocker abuse of witches again like that TikTok Girl
said that the witch the witchcraft trials continued even to this day. So she
says that in America, witches are still put on trial persecuted. Well not
in the minds of Diane East, Sandra Bullock, and Nicole Kivin. And
they persecute him just because they're sexy and alluring. Correct at the beginning,
By the way, the funny thing is that the witch, the Puritan witch,
they make the joke that she slept with all the Puritan boys, and
then they're they're having her put to death because she was, you know,
hoing around in the Puritan village. And then they're like celebrating that. But
it's like, by wait a minute, doesn't that objectify women? So witches
and feminists got a dilemma on their hands, right, are logical hornes of
a dilemma because are women being objectified if they are flucies or are they exercising
their feminine mystique being goddess bitches? And therefore, Madonna hohr. You see,
I'm saying there's a contradiction. You can't have both. Is it empowering
or not? Is what empowering that I mean, look, I mean,
look at these wine moms dancing around, hooting and hollering. Right, remember
their wine mom scene? Yeah, and their generational witches right right, Look
look how much fun them witches having. Ooh, girlfriend boxwine Phronsie of Virginia
slams. Look at that. And they're talking about power through outavism and epigenetic
memory because their ancestor was Maria the Witch. Right, so it does include
the real ideas of generational occult bloodlines, which do people do believe in exactly?
She was the heartbreaker who was made for the streets. Who Nicole Kim
No, the uh made for the streets, the grandma witch from the first
scene. Oh, the puritan Yeah, yeah, you don't think you don't.
You don't often think of puritan hose, but she is one. And
they feared her because she had a gift, and the gift was the three
or four. Yeah, she could seduce all of them. Stovetop had men,
yes, all of those, like bearded men with no mustache like that.
Look yeah, Ezekiel, look right, so Jedediah. That's almost though.
So she got banished, pregnant and deserted. Nicole first, right,
so they put her it up because of that. No, yeah, they
did. They hung her, but she she got away from She lived through
it when they were hanging her. Yeah. So she cast a spell slash
curse on any man who loved her descendants, and that's where we find ourselves.
Right, So these girls can't get a man because there's a Tobit level
curse going on. Right, you've read the Book of Tobit. Yeah,
remember that? Yeah? Tell him, Well, Tobit is trying to find
a wife and then the lady that he's found, her name is Sarah.
There's a demon that kills anybody that she tries to marry. Right, So
they have to go find an angel that tells them the secret to getting rid
of that demon. So that's a duterocononical book anyway, but it's kind of
that story here with Nicole Kidmen and Sandra Bullet. Sandra Bullock's the nerd and
she's the one that she's hermione, right and Santra and Nicole Kidmen is the
one that exercises her bitchcraft, which is the Anton LaVey Satanic witch idea that
the woman utilizes all of her powers to control men with their sexuality. Right.
And this is also a rumor that this happened to the Kardashian family.
Have you heard that that their boyfriends get killed by Angel? Well, that
they have a great grandma witch who I've heard this that there's the family with
wealth but no love, so they can have whatever, but they can't have
a man. This is a very girl empowering. But this is a sligh
queen movie. Well, there's one thing that every girl wants to be a
witch, to be a slight queen, it's the house from practical magic practical
man, I mean practically Yeah. Uh, this house is fake though,
that's the thing. The big house is fake. It's a right about it's
a total movie set, right, Yeah, it's an awesome house. Though.
Do ladies all want Aiden Quinn as well? No? Nineties actor eighty
eight British or is the Australian. You don't want him? No? Why
not? Because he's too intense. He does have a bad eyes, beady
eyes and weird bowlding patterns. Right, but and why do you want this
house? Because it's just they're not going to show the house, are they?
What about that pta meeting? Right? We gotta do some which magic
of the Pta. Well, okay, yeah, because they're saying being normal
is a lack of courage, and Sandra Bullock just wanted the normal life and
Nicole Kidman wanted the witch craft life. Basically, it's just a story in
how one generation of wine ants perpetuates to the next generation of wine mom's.
That's what this pretty much. And I like Sandra Bullock's perfect life in the
beginning. Do you remember when she had her first husband and she was happy
and he was like a fruit cart delivery man because everybody, every lady wants
the fruit cart delivery man. Right, He's bringing home the bacon, right.
And they live in this gorgeous Victorian like Eureka, California masterpiece and he
delivers on a fruit car. Mm hmm. No, that's the auntie's house
anyways. But okay, so her perfect life is destroyed. They had a
nice house though, on that fruit car salary. Yeah. And Evan rachel
Wood is in this movie as a teenage witch exactly. She's a young teen.
Uh. You see her there as a child, and you made this
point that she says she was abused by Marilyn Man. Yes, the allegation
of Evan Rachel Wood in the me Too era was that Marilyn Manson had done
something. I mean anyway, but that was a weird time where it was
like we had all the you know, Weinstein information came out, ped o
stuff was coming out, and then it turned into oh me too, you
know I had my butt grab one time by a producer, and there was
that derailed it from talking about the real pedo stuff, you know what I
mean, And they turned it into an opportunist thing to further their careers,
not saying that they did. None of it happened. I don't know.
See Nicole Kinman had to show up at PTA and she to be a witch.
I want them. Yeah, She's like, I'm better than you?
What do you call it? She had to mog them, mogging this in
the zoomer terms. What does that mean? Just one up? Or do
you better known m flexing? Yeah, she did a weird flex So Nicole
Camen Mogg the PTA moms her boyfriend is like Dracula cowboy. Yeah, this
guy's an idiot. This was ridiculous and they killed him on a blood moon
with the Belladonna. They're using feminism and invoking hecitate, which I don't even
think they pronounce it right. Yeah, I think they do pronounce it wrong.
And I mean, who needs a man when you have witches and Margarita's
That's what I'm saying, why moms. Anyway, It's really downb though,
because they end up burying the guy and then they try to cover up the
murder with the detective Aidan Quinn, but Aiden Quinn starts falling in love,
falling in love with Sandra Bullock. I mean, it's it's it's very much
just a nineties mom fantasy basically, that's all I can think of. It's
a ridiculous wrong gong. Well, they get possessed, they get drunk,
and they said in that scene that they really were drunk, that Nicole Kimmn
brought crappy tequila and they all got super super drunk. Because they have the
scene where they're all like getting demonically possessed and insulting each other. They roast
each other as like possessed bitches. Literally. Yeah, and their jokes,
by the way, are not very good. But anyway, this is just
capitalizing on the mid to late nineties trend of which occult movies and promoting a
lot of this as a vehicle for feminism, I think in the late mid
to late nineties, because I didn't realize until recently going back, and I
think we talked about this on my nineties stream. If you guys never seen
the nineties stream, we watched some of these old MTV commercials, and I
never knew or realized that in the mid to late nineties they started really pushing
feminism throughout pop culture big time, and I just didn't even I wasn't really
aware of that thinking in that way. But but I mean, you would
watch a lot of these nineties commercials and they were actually referencing empowering women rock
the vote for the right for women, women need to rock the vote.
So this was a big thing in the late nineties. Well, they also
used that coming out as a witch, and this movie also is likening witchcraft
to Skittles alphabet stuff like you had to stay in the closet and the neighbors
shun you, and the girls can't go to school because they're the daughters of
the witches and only when they yea made up oppression narratives, that's what this
is. So basically fake oppression narratives of every fringe group has rights that the
overall society oppresses them with. And so it's only at the right time,
after they fought for their rights like every weird creep creep thing that you can
think of, then they come out and say, ah, now I'm free
to be a creep. Only when she activates the PTA and recruits them to
the seance to banish the ex boyfriend is when they are able to come out.
Well exactly. So think about the symbolism of that. The old so
the the idiot boyfriend who tries to r a p E her he represents,
you know, classical masculine ideas of he's the motorcycle riding dude, he's predatory,
uh uh, and and he's an r a p E man because all
men are just r a p E r s. Right, that's a feminist
idea that all s e x is r a p E. They say that,
right, there's actual feminist doctrine that the more radical third wave ones will
say all s e x is r a p E. So you get this
weird idea that they're not only do they dispense with the archetypal patriarchal predator man,
they then exercise his ghost, which is still their present wreaking havoc,
and then we get out of this. The only way that they can exercise
the patriarchal predator man is when all the witches come together and overcome their divisions
and dislike of each other, and they do that circle that banishes the evil
male force. But they weren't even witches. They were just the moms of
the PTA. But I'm saying they had to Yeah, exactly, they were.
They were bringing them in to right. It's like, ladies, it's
time to get together to fight these men. Right, So she's calling and
recruiting them. All right, here come the Slight Wings, which army going
to excommunicate and exercise the patriarchal predator men? Right, yep, much of
nonsense, all right, practical magic down, terrible, awful garbage movie.
What's next? I'm going to do a silent movie. What's our next to
silent movie? Here for wellness? Ah, this one, las La.
This was a flop, which is interesting because Gord Verbinski is pretty well known
for not making flops, but for making successful Pirates of the Caribbean megafranchise.
Right, so, so he did good with Pirates of the Caribbean, Right,
the first three. Yea, well, the beginning of this is like
the beginning of fight Club Again. He's like complaining about corporate life and soulists
city living. He's like a businessman, a madman, right, And he
has to go to Switzerland to get his boss back to come and take the
fall for some kind of shady business dealing. Right. So he's suspect of
being involved in insider trading for a big corporate deal, and so they convince
him to go and get the CEO who's gone up to this weird mental institute
retreat for some kind of special secret healing process. And so he travels over
to Switzerland yep, yeah, to this weird sanatorium, creepy sanatorium. And
when he gets there, he finds out that everything is not as it appears.
I think it's getting really weird. We keep seeing water everywhere, water
jugs, people drinking water droppers. I mean this is like over the top,
right, So he's up here going up into the Alps. I guess
right, it's like the Hogwarts of you got boomers doing tight, you got
boomers doing tai chi, right, I mean you know you're at some kind
of mental institute, new ag type of process when you got the boomers out
there doing tai chi in the yard. But his mom was talking about dreaming
and dissociation, remember that with the ballerina, and that she doesn't know she's
dreaming. And so this leads into Carl Young, who is a Switzerland correct.
I think that I don't know that this movie, the story is based
on a real place. Actually within the film, one of the characters holds
up a book by Thomas Mann called The Magic Mountain, which is kind of
like the movie. It's about a character during World War One, I think,
who goes up into the mountains to an institute in his the story,
it's one of the most famous German novels called The Magic Mountain, right,
And while he's up there, he meets all this cast of characters and weirdos
at this mental institute. So you can see clearly that the Thomas Mann novel
influences the film. But the other thing I want to point out was,
I think I've got to pull it up. This clearly has a reference,
I think, to some of these mental institute psychiatric wards in Switzerland that were
involved in Namkultra. And so let me prove it to you. Let me
show you this. This blew my mind. So one of these which kind
of looks a little bit like this. I mean, I think in the
movie it's just a made up thing, right, It's not an actual place.
But there is this mental institute, famous place that was in Switzerland.
It's called Burguzi. It says it is named after the wooded hill district in
southeastern Zurich, which is a psychiatric university hospital and is a psychiatric hospital in
Switzerland. Is a famous research institute connected to the University of Zurich. Now,
get this, This is what blew me away because I thought, well,
I'm surely I'm just stretching here, right, We can't. We're not
gonna immediately find a mental institute just like in this movie, directly connected to
Carl Jung and mk Altra and eugenics. Surely not. Oh but yes we
do, because bergoldsy it turns out, was famously It's a fourth director was
a guy named Auguste Henrie Farrell. Fourth director bergoldsy Bergutzi, who spent twenty
years at the Helm. Pharrell conducted hypnosis experiments on patients and staff, as
well as teaching his methods to his students. A staunch advocate of eugenics and
sterilization procedures, which he conducted at this institute. Now guess who came after
him or came while he was the head next director was Eugene Bueler, where
he would remain until nineteen twenty seven. The Bueler era considered the most illustrious
period in the hospital, largely due to the advent of psychoanalysis, the usage
of Freudian techniques, and the creative work of his assistant at the time,
Carl Young. Now guess who else was there at the exact same time as
Carl Young? None other than you and Cameron. Yes. In the nineteen
twenties during the Blueler era, not only was Carl Gajung there Jung Boomer,
but doctor Ew and Cameron of infamous in Kultra fame the mont Royal Institute in
Canada, the most famous in kultra doctor involved in reprogramming and reimprinting at the
exact same time at the institute. And as I'm watching, somebody, this
is some in kultr Carl Jung, you know, you and Cameron stuff,
And what do you know? They were at the exact same institute isn't that
crazy? Well, the baron in this movie was obsessed with bloodline purity and
only his sister could have his baby. They even talk about Yeah, I
mean that's eugenics. Yeah. And they even say that the baron is in
some kind he has some kind of weird aesoteric view. He has a kind
of cult because they have a ritual occult marriage at the end. Remember,
and this creep is marrying his daughter. Well, that that's the backstory of
this place that the young guy is going to visit. And they burned the
bride in the catacombs, and this place has been like haunted in the villager's
mind ever since. It's got some weird things going on with eels. Right,
there's a caduces on the gate that's made up of eels instead of an
eel caduces. Uh do you eel me y'all? Eel me on that?
And I said, he's the one they called doctor eel good a cure for
illness. That's what I said, right, isn't it? Because isn't there
like weird? Am I thinking? A worms like you cut them in half
in a grows into two? Can you do that with eels or not?
No, okay, eels are just really mysterious. Respond they live a long
time. Yeah, huh yeah, how long does that mean? I don't
know. Okay, So basically eels have the secret to longevity, right,
and racial purity. Einstein's son was a patient. Was that part of the
movie or was that real? Well, I don't know for sure. That
Burgulzi is the basis for this. I'm speculating, and I'm saying there's a
lot of Parallelsky, because it turns out there was a specific mental institute that
did all of these racial bloodline purity, eugenics, mind control techniques. It's
never part of the true because you said einstein son was a patient. Doctor
ew and Cameron studied there in the twenties. Nineteen twenties, Young was there.
At the same time. Young was a spy for the OSS. He
was agent for This was my next This is my next part. So people
were wondering because people think, oh, Carl Gadjung was a Tiny Mustache Man
follower. Now he might have had some of the same gnostic views as Tiny
Mustache Man, because that's true, both of them had gnostic views. But
in actual fact, as this as mainstream history tells, you, and I
forgot somebody told me this years ago and I totally forgot it, and I
remembered when we were watching this movie, Carl Young worked for the OSS.
In fact, it has come to light that Young operated as a spy for
the OS. His agent name was Agent four eight eight. His handler was
Alan Dulles, who later remarked, nobody will ever know how much Professor Young
contributed to the Allied cause during the war. So Carl Young was a spy
for the OSS. He was not necessarily a tiny mustache man follower. But
it turns out that Dulles and his handlers and masters were actually on both sides
of World War Two. And then someone named Blueler I just read all that.
Yeah, he coined the term schizophrenia. Yes, and then there was
doctor Egismoni's who won the Nobel Prize for lobotomies in nineteen forty nine. Yeah,
So the things that pop up in every mental institute movie, which is
the lobotomy thing. That's why it's my worst fear because if you're crazy,
I mean, they can say you're crazy, but you're not crazy. And
the more you push back on it, the more crazy you look. And
they just give you drugs. You'll just get drugs other I don't want to
end up in not gonna poke you in the Animore and they'll be like,
you know, too many conspiracies poke you now that you're right, it's right
here, it says one of the many renowned people who spent their career there.
He wasn't a patient, it says Albert Einstein. Oh, it is
true. Albert Einstein's son was a patient at Burgoulsi. So that is correct.
It was not in the movie. It's it's it's at Bergols anyway,
Go ahead. So this thing built on an ancient aquifer, and they're using
hydrotherapy as a cover for their eel cult. Right, Well, they're feeding
the eels the it's it's kind of like a it's actually kind of like an
adrino chrom they're putting they're poisoning the people and putting eels in them to get
this nectar nectar, this nectar of life, right yeah, and you only
get like that much out of a person, right yeah. And the baron
and his daughter have been taking this since the sixteen hundreds, which has prolonged
their life. Right. And so it turns out Mia Goth as you can
imagine, is the baron's daughter that he's kept young and he wants to marry
her, which is weird and creepy, but this is what you get in
these European bloodline generational black nobility cults, right, is the maintaining the blood
line through I N C E S T. Right. Yeah, So the
guy who's not supposed to be there, he broke his leg and he has
to stay there, and then he's doing all these therapies like he did the
John C. Lily float tank, right, And the baron was doing medical
experiments on the peasants way back in the day. That's what got the institute
burned. He gets he was supposed to be burned, but he got away.
The orderlies are ominous pervs as usual. Right. You can't be an
orderly and a mental institute and be chased, No, egg, you can't.
I mean you got you gotta be hired because you're you know, pervy.
Just as in every horror movie when there's a little village, everybody is
the brood and off putting and creepy. Right, it's a standard in horror
movies. The village hates you, so get out of here. Foreign sophisticated
city man, we don't like you. And then he go back to your
bugman. He puts them in. He has like a boomer fish tank gallery.
Remember that. Yes, I don't know if they show that in here.
But again, the baron is collecting boomers, and it's funny because he's
actually just collecting the essence of CEOs. Did you notice it? Yeah,
all rich people and CEOs, so that I guess he's doing that to get
their money, because the institute is basically brainwashing all the fortune one hundred CEOs
and it's supposed to be the most elite. Yeah, so it's really expensive
and only elite people can be there. But then he harvests all their loos
and puts it in a dropper. Yeah. And he's got this mystical cult
in the mental institute that follows him, right, But he because the orderlies
are in the cult with the droppers. Yeah, but he's brainwashing the CEOs,
That's what I'm trying to say. So the CEOs don't want to leave.
They're like, we love it here, we want to live out our
days here. And the longer the stays there, the sicker they get.
But they think they're getting better. Well, that's the brainwashing though, is
that he's brainwashing these people into thinking that they're getting better when they're having their
lives sucked out of them. He has a pickle punk gallery. Remember that
every mental institute maniac mad scientists has a pickle punk collection. It's like Pokemon's
poke Punk collect them all. What's the We got to move on to the
next. Okay, So Eel Juice adrino chrome I n C E S T
wedding which with his daughter. He almost tries to g r a p e
his daughter. He is actually an eel man when he gets his skin ripped
off, he's basically reptilian. So we get into we basically end the movie
with like some David I territory. Right, he's basically tea Ori. He's
the cheta Ori. Then you found out Freud used to dissect eels. That's
kind of weird. There you go, that's right, So these mental institute
boys is all about some eels. Right? Yeah? Anyway, so mk
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But I'm in out of moving out of Nick Cage phase past Matthew McConaughey phase,
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I think we did an episode. We did an episode. I did an
episode with Clyde Lewis on the reboot of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and we
got deep into the promotion of the satan stuff. I think that it's moving
out of like a lot of the shows are just promoting out right Satanism now
not so much the Witchcraft stuff. Well, that one was pretty serious,
like at the end of the first season or episodes, just a couple of
them. She had to like marry the devil. Yeah, it was pretty
birthday or something. It wasn't like, it wasn't like Melissa Jonharden. It
was not lighthearted. There was no robot cat saying like sassy things. This
was really were dark. So you want to read that one, Yeah,
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which are the three to you? Hobo demons, it's migtai to skittles
pipeline. You think or are you saying that all the red Pill people are
pushing rainbow. They're not pushing rainbow, so you think that you think that
it's just destroying pair bonds so that people will then turn to skittles. Is
that what you think? Yeah, well, I think that the point of
it, even though they make valid points and have grievances that you should listen
to, you think the point is to end pair bonds, yes, and
to get men to despise women so much that they learn to accept that lifestyle
to skittles lifestyle. But most people in red Pill still like women. They're
not migtele Yeah, but if you get them young, it's like all young
boys. Now. It's not men with fully developed brains that are latching onto
this now, it's very young boys. Well, the Internet is a blessing
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thanks you. But Melissa, she sent you a super jet dude, so
she likes your Yes, we love Melissa. Let's let's well, we'll Paul
superjets. Let's go to the next So the next one is a somewhat accurate
Witchcraft movie, even though it's kind of a satire. I would say this
is the most realistic. Right, one called The Love Witch twenty sixteen,
and it's like done in a seventies campy like dial super camp right. So,
yeah, it has a Rosemary's Baby nineteen sixties British Hammer Films type.
I think it's Hammer Films, isn't it the British era of this kind of
occult stuff. Yeah. So she's starting a new life in the Redwoods after
she had a nervous breakdown when her husband left her. She started having intrusive
thoughts and had to go to therapy. She talks about how her abuse led
to discovering which raft And that's the point I was making in the beginning.
People who feel disenfranchised and like they don't have any power turned to the dark
side. And yes, because they think it's going to give them power.
Yeah, exactly. And oh it takes place in Eureka, California, which
is a spooky place anyways. And why is that the vibes and the architecture
and the houses es, Well, it's spooky, no, had a guy
say in debate, because vibes, man, Yeah, that was because vibes
of Eureka equal spook. Also, as soon as you get there, if
you go to any truck stops, not truck stops, like rest stops where
they put up posters of missing people and stuff like, there are more missing
posters than I've ever seen at any other rest stop in my whole life.
In Eureka, California, there was layers of them. Really. Yeah,
So how to get your man back? You have to be tricky? Well,
she does the LaVey Satanic which approach yea right. She uses all of
her feminine wiles to steal that lady's man, as well as basically stealing any
man she wants because she is kind of she's become kind of a psychopath,
right where she's still charming. She's not a she's not anti social, so
she's not a sociopath, but she's still got her charm. She's had a
psychotic break right, and now she's basically using her charm to put a spell
upon every man that comes across her path. Exactly what I'm trying to say.
So she says she started using parapsychology so she won't get hurt again.
And this is exactly what we're talking about. What do you mean when people
are just going around using each other and in the dating world and then the
hookup culture, and people get hurt and then they turn to witchcraft and say
never again? Am I going to you know, get my heart broken?
Which is going their own way? Wigtaw wig Ta. Yeah, so she
thinks that giving men sex unlocks their love. Well, that's sort of two
polar opposites, right, It's like over here is the extreme of migtao and
insult, and then the other extreme is feminist witch exactly goddess worship, yes,
migtown wigtow and But the interesting thing is her friend is the progressive feminists
who wants equality and respect. But the witch girl just wants to be loved
because she lives in a fairy tale. Yes, and her fantasy world actually
is like it's the actually her cobin also runs the local Renaissance fair, which
is also very accurate. A lot of the goober and weirdos increase behind renaissance
fares. Are also people into Wika and Nick Colt and Crowley and all that.
So you look at the house, it's spooky, right, Yeah,
that's her where she's staying at. She's renting an apartment there. That's in
Eureka. Gotcha makes sense? Yeah, so her groom wire said every man
and woman's a star. So we have people who know what they're talking about.
Well, that's crolling. Yeah, and you like that carpet. It's
interesting is that I've never seen a ritual car. I mean, how long
until we start seeing that at Lowe's and Home depais How you get just a
straight up witch ruga right, let me get that. Let me get that
mov Zone rug. Right. When you got to get a rug, you
don't get a mob rug, you get the mov Zone rug. Right.
And she makes art and candles and soap and voodoo dolls for money. So
this is a funny intersection of natural products with witchcraft. And I think that's
how a lot of people get into that too, because they're trying to be
more into nature. Yeah, they don't want all the chemicals. I'm into
the nature, sure, but it's it's good for them to get away from
that stuff and be more natural. But then they go into the well it
it becomes nature worships, yeah right, which nature is great. And these
crystals and things, I'm sure they have all these properties and virtues, and
you can make all kinds of droughts and potions that heal people and help people.
That's just called medicine, right, it's not witchcraft, right right,
Well, the pharmakaya is the witchcraft, the sorcery, yeah exactly. So
before you know what you're gonna need, like thousands of candles, well,
it becomes superstition. It becomes a thing that The thing with superstition is that
it's just like numerology or you know, man was created to be the lord
and master of creation. He wasn't made to have creation be his master.
And superstition puts a man at the subservience of these kinds of chaotic forces and
principles. Like you know, people that go nuts with gematria and all this
numerology gibberish. They're subject to things that were made for man, not the
other way around. So that's why superstition enslaves you, is my point.
Does that make sense? And that's why a lot of people go mad with
it. And she's actually gone mad right because she she basically uses her witchcraft
to to mind control of this goober professor dude, right, And of course
he's like a greasy like I said right away, I was like, he's
a shitty lit professor. That's exactly what French was English and French. Yeah,
So she gives him and she takes off her black clothes which has rainbow
on your knee, which is I was reading in that Kenneth Grant book.
How they relate the rainbow to the goddess makes sense, and because she says,
I give the rainbow to you right now, and it has to do
with wheezing the juice. I also thought that it was kind of a reference
to Joseph's Code of Many Colors, which a lot of times Chroleian type groups
ritual magic groups. They don't totally hate the Bible. They actually think the
Bible is another code for ritual magic. So for example, they think that
the Apocalypse is a ritual that you can do to invoke Babylon. So likewise,
they'll interpret a lot of Biblical stories in a kind of in occult way.
And the one thing that's interesting about this movie is that you can tell
whoever wrote it or did it, they didn't just have like a you know,
practical magic type of view of witchcraft or Wicca. Like whoever made this
movie had actually read croleyan Grant and these kinds of leave. So if you
want to know what the rainbow Callas are, you got to watch that rock
Finn show called Rated Exol. Well you see her when she uses her powers,
like you see rainbow's coming off of her. Yeah, so this is
definitely oto high level stuff, Golden Dawn type stuff too, like, uh,
because they have a ritual with her, and right when she's I'm gonna
say this is what she seduces the red headed Woman's husband. And then she
puts a spell on the redded Woman too, remember because she wants to be
like her. Yeah, and then she has a fit when she tries on
her stuff and tries to attack her. So anyway, Uh, do you
like the tampon you're in Rosemary cocktail? No, That's why I said witchcraft
is gross. This is a bunch of a witch bottle. It's a bunch
of garbage, right, It's a bunch of people not taking on the trash
and then being like, ooh, I'm gonna put that on a spell.
I like her witch friends are so cringe like, there's the simp wizard.
Yeah, this is actually pretty accurate, right, the Kuomer Simp wizard.
He kisses your womb and right, yeah, he's their coven leader, right,
that is so like every coven leader. Man, he just wants the
witch got this old dose with gache yep, right, that's the sam triple
summation. But they do mention Satanism, Thelema druid magic, sigil, magic,
organite alchemy, and sex magic. There she is with her pea bottle
magic. That's her witch bottle with her potions. So anyway, is that
for love which you know, well they were practically quoting Anton Levey about lest
power. Guys will do anything for her. Oh, the witch is flying
ointment so she rubs. Well, let's pass that. That's a little okay,
that's a little uh you know, watch that rock Fin show, right,
go watch Jamie's Rockfin show that we mentioned earlier, Greasy Coomer coven ritual
kissing the butt of the devil that comes up in the stories about what the
templars and witches were supposedly up to right. They do talk about human sacrifice
of the black witches and white witches. They talk about Artemis Aphrodite isis Are
they eating cakes of light at the party? Remember that they were all taking
out? It was gross. Yeah, the lady said witchcraft save her life.
They have a weird ass run fair in the woods, which is like
Midsummer, but all of her coven is who actually runs the Renfair. Yeah,
that was interesting, And we cover the Renfair stuff in my history of
some of my serial Killer talks because they're some of the Renfair people. They
were the ones hosting uh, Leonard Lake and Charles ng. Leonard Lake lived
with all of those Renfair idiots when he was up to his serial killer stuff.
Did you know that? Yeah? Yeah, I remember you're showing a
picture of him and his like sorcers apprentice hat. No, no, that's
one of the wizards that let him live on the compound. Oh okay,
I forget that. That guy's a clown, but it's he would be perfect
for this movie. But they're all connected to the Renfair. The very origins
of Renaissance fairs are a bunch of California fantasy writer Ped O advocates. Literally,
people like Marion Zimmer Bradley is one of these figures who her daughter has
come out saying that her mom was a ped Oh do you know what I'm
talking about? She wrote, Miss of Avalon, she's one of the most
famous fantasy writers, and I mean she looks like she's in the circles of
all of these people. And her daughter says that she was. I remember
that a pe creep personal Priestess of Avalon, Lady of Avalon, the Mists
of Avalon. So this is another This is also another way that witchcraft was
promoted to a lot of women in America was through Marion Zimber Bradley's writings.
But her daughter became Christian and then talked about all this. Right, so
I'm gonna show that the most unrealistic thing about this is all the witches are
hot and all the renfair people are hot. Right, It's like in the
real world they'd all be other. Well, we've already seen this experimenting in
our TikTok invasions and our analysis of tiktoks that uh yeah, the Renfair which
that women do not look like these women that is not what they look like.
Right, Yeah, and so they have an alchemical wedding in the woods.
They have that stupid o King Holly King play this one. Yeah yeah,
and then they start talking about how men love less, women love more
because they're drowning in estrogen. Said. All the witches have bowl cair bowl
cut bowl hair, bowl cut hair, and thick glasses exactly on TikTok Renfair
is where chunky girls wear those dresses and they spill out the top. Yes,
that's what renf. They always look like they're fat. They look like
their fat. Movies are about the pop. Yeah, in those reinfair dresses.
Correct. I don't know what they're called, but I've never been to
a reinfair. I'll never be at one. She got involved with a witch
coven she met dancing at a burlesque club in San Francisco. So this is
very Leavey. Also, what's a burlesque club? What is it burlesque?
What is it? No? I said, She's at a burlesque club.
And that's who Leavey used to play organ and piano and stuff for Burless.
Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, so Levey would be hanging out here.
Yeah, I guarantee you this guy's based on Levey, don't you think,
Yeah, goober guy here, right, So then you find out maybe
her husband's was killed by her, like tried to leave her and then she
killed him and she's on the run. Yes, well she says, this
is the first time I've killed a man, implying that when her husband cheated
on her, she killed him. Yeah, they do have a baffle mat
picture. They have a sex magic to create love magic. The villagers want
to burn the witch. Remember that. The people at the bar. Oh
yeah, I hate her, Like kill the witch. She kills a detective,
she loses grip on reality the end. Yeah, so an interesting satire.
Again, it's very much in the vein of aren't they called hammer films?
I think that one with Christopher Lee is one of these, right,
Devil rides Out? Yes, it's one of these. I mean hammer films
is like British era sixties occult movies. Basically everything that has chrispher Lee is
one of these hammer films. From Blood, the Rights of Doctor Satan,
you know all this, All these Christopher Lee movies are our hammer films,
right, So this is kind of is kind of a takeoff on that,
right, So you see, here's a documentary on Hammer Films if you're interested.
But they basically all have chrispher Lee or Grand Moth, Tarkin, Peter
Chushing. Yeah. Anyway, so what's next? I think that's it.
So we did ron Dize Sides to Die, we did Don't Say a Word,
We did the Craft, we did season of the Witch. We already
did them, acord a bunch more, Stonehurst Asylum, we did practice that.
Oh, which is of East Wi. Yeah, we haven't done this,
so I knew we had two more to do. At least we have
Witches of East Week and death becomes so oh, I remember I was going
to look up. So if we were asking when did you guys cover the
Witches? Well, Jamie and I did a witch stream when we first met.
Actually it was one of the first podcasts that we did. It's still
there. You can go all the way back to seven. Look at that
seven years ago. Wow. So here is our one of our early podcasts,
me and Jamie seven years ago. What's up? Has it been a
good ride? Yeah? Seven years ago we did Suspiria, The Witch,
the Witches, Jim Henson's Witches. So somebody was just asking when when are
you guys going to do the Witches. We did hocus Pocus Devil Rides Out.
So today's show is very much in tune with one of our first podcasts
from seven years ago. You can watch it there, hocus Pocus. Listen
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Have you ever seen that ritual for the tunnel opening in Switzerland? Yeah,
Gothard Tunnel. What was the media that? Also? Do you think
that they summoned demons? Incern and have you seen that video where those people
in black cloaks are standing around a Hindu idol? Yeah? Yeah, I
did a live I've done to two or three live stream discussions of the Gottenburg
Tunnel. The problem is that like it's hard to know what what YouTube does
not accurately pull up videos very well, is what I'm trying to say,
right when you search them on the main search. So I don't even know
what my video was called. It's not that one. It's not that one.
Yes, I've done it at least two or three times, but I
don't even know what what the video is called anymore. The Gottenburg tunnel video,
the certain thing. Yeah, so that's just covered that too, right,
Yeah, I just don't know the tunnle these videos, and YouTube doesn't
make it easy to find them, so but we have covered it, so
I don't know. But yeah, you're you're on tariet. What was I
just thinking of? Let me see if i's search tunnel, if maybe it
comes up. So there's an old talk we did on cern years ago,
but now I specifically made a video on occult public rituals and I even went
through the whole symbolism of that tunnel, but I just can't remember what it
was. We do so many videos. We have done Suspiria too. Oh
yeah, we did Suspiria as its own discussion and I even made my own
just video analysis of Suspiria, right, here suspiria and the anybody who likes
I'm not a huge sorcery of surrealism, So here's a whole Yeah. I
know my analysis of the Tunnel was not that long ago. It was maybe
six to eight months ago. But I don't I just don't remember the name
of the video. Wait a minute, we have another one. Now,
that's the one we just did, the Witch Suspirious Susperience. Yeah, so
we covered it anyway. I don't know. I can't fund the Tonnel video.
I don't know, but we've done it. What's up next, super
chat? Or we'll start the movie, which is a beast Wick? What
do you think? This was really dumb? I mean it was actually a
hit, I think because of all the big names. Uh. And I
watched a video of a guy giving the whole history of this movie, which
is pretty crazy. Because George Miller, who directed A Mad Max, is
the no I want, which is of east Wig, not East End?
What is this trash? He did not get along with Share. He did
not want sharing his movie. The studios and the producers told him that Share.
Susan Sarandon, Michelle Pfeiffer and Jack Nicholson's names will bring the millions,
which less correct. But George Miller wrote this letter this is pretty funny.
He he actually or no, he called her, that's what it was.
He called Cher and said, you are ugly. I hate your hair,
your voice is dumb, and I don't want you in my movie because you're
forty and I want it to be young, hot women. And she then
said I have more star power than you, and I will be in your
movie. And she was. So there was this feud where Cher and George
Miller hated each other and he thought she was terrible for the role. And
anyway, it's it's a bizarre film. It has a few interesting esoteric elements
in it. I tend to think that any of these women that are in
these movies that they're all witches, a bunch of Hollywood witches. That's what
I think. Yeah, I would agree, and Betty White probably. Okay.
So this is Seron Michelle Pfeiffer, Susan Sarandon and Jack Nicholson as the
devil, and he seduces all three of them to get them to be jealous
of each other and compete for his affection. Right, Well, this is
John Updike novel and it starts with your fat booty mother Earth dolls. Remember
that at the magic box. Oh that primitive idol that's supposed to be mother
right, built like Lizzo. She got a shape a Lizzo. That's that
fat Earth right, Mama arf mammot Earth fat Earth pH a p h a
t ar uh. Susan Sarandon is getting s He actually harassed at work,
and they kind of kind of summon the devil, remember at the graduation and
the storm and the lightning comes vaguely, So the devil arrives as a storm
lightning. Oh in the church. Doesn't he show up at the church?
Jack Nicholson, Oh yeah, yea, yeah yeah. And then there's so
much product placement in this movie. Do you remember everything has a brand name
like Jiff peanut Butter, and I don't know, there's just so many eighties
brand named junk food. Well, they really thought this was going to be,
like, I mean, a big hit blockbuster, and I guess it
kind of was. It was pretty successful just based on the names. But
so I imagine they probably said, hey, we got a big blockbuster.
Do you want Jiff in there? Do you want you know, this stupid
corporate crap in there. So these are three women who've been spurred by men
and also their community, and they're just kind of their own click whine mom
ended up literally on the couch with glasses of wine, wine mommy, And
they've all had bad experience with the patriarchy has failed them and left them vulnerable
to the devil. The patriarchy fails them, the devil steps in to say,
I'm here to empower you ladies. Yeah, but the empowering only leads
to more subservience. Right. However, this has a feminist narrative because the
devil is a man, a seductive patriarchal predator male class, just like we
saw Nicole Kidman's boyfriend, right, and now here we have again the evil
devil, patriarchal character is who's given all the masculine categories. And he's funny
because he actually is this, which is weird because you don't think of dak
Nicholson as this suave like player, right he is, but he is this
with a shitty, little, tiny, nasty ponytail. He's this suave player
who like literally just seduces each of them. Well, he tells them what
they want to hear. Based on their feminine or their feminist ideas. Because
when they have that party, they summon the perfect man. The devil shows
up as Jack Nicholson. He tells them women are the only power. He
tells them marriage kills women. He tells them, you only bloom when you're
single. And he's like, so he's spitting feminist game. Yeah, he's
telling them what they want to hear, but he's engaging in the very opposite
and getting them to act in the opposite way of what he's telling them,
right, because he's the horny little devil. And so he seduces her by
belittling her life and put some dread game on her and it works. He
triangulates, He plays some triangulation game on these why moms and it works.
But his goal is to impregnate them with his devil baby. Yep, I
thought it was weird. The one lady that recognizes what's going on in the
town. She breaks her leg and they say that she's crazy because she has
bone marrow in her brain. I've never heard of that, Yes, Veronica
cart right. And then they I was reading about this or I watched the
video. They said that she the scene where she pukes up all the cherry
pits. Yeah that it was so crazy that they had to cut a lot
of it because the test audiences were getting sick. It was yuck. But
Veriica cart write, of course, from Alien and from Vasion of Body Snatcher,
she plays the fundamentalist Christian, which is interesting because you typically in Hollywood
you think, oh, the fundamentalist Christian is the idiot, but ironically she's
the only person in the town that knows what's going on, and she's the
one that says, the devil's here, he's up to no good. He's
bewitching these women. These women are and nobody believes her, but she's actually
correct, and then Satan and his witches put a spell on her and ends
up she ends up getting killed for this. So but it's funny because you
know, usually the crazy fundamentalist is the character that's the most wrong, but
actually sees the prophetic character that's right. Yeah. So, come to find
out, Jack Nicholson buys this cursed mansion that the whole town knows about where
they used to burn witches, and then they say that witch hunts were to
put midwives out of business. Okay, okay, yeah, as if he
spits his feminist game, he's always agreeing with them how men are inferior to
women as he's trying to seduce them. I wonder if that really works though,
because if you remember when Joss Whedon got in all his trouble for when
Me Too went after him, Uh huh do you remember that, Well,
they were all saying that all his feminism was bullshit because he was trying to
basically sleep with everybody. And somebody I'm trying to remember who was was saying
that. They man, oh I think it was Elijah Duschcu said something like
she wouldn't be around Joss Whedon. Oh really, yeah, because I don't
know. Well, I don't know anything that's true, but I'm just saying
that he had this public image of oh, I support Hillary and I'm super
feminist, and then the story on him was the exact opposite. So I
just wonder if his did his feminist game ever actually work or did everybody just
see through it? I don't know. Well, it got Susan Sarandon to
play the cello centrally until I was so stupid. That was really dumb.
Remember she burns down the place because she played the cello. I just thought
that was so stupid. Yeah, I mean, this is supposed to kind
of be it's kind of satire, but it's also kind of a horror movie.
Right. And if you know, you and I were both wondering with
this totally out of place, weird scene where Jack Nicholson ends up as a
giant at the end and then he gets turned into a little plant baby.
Well I found out why they did that. This is really dumb. But
the producer of this, I forget who it was, but he had just
seen Aliens, right, So this is right after James Cameron's super blockbuster Aliens,
right, and he saw how much money James Cameron's Aliens made right,
right, Yeah, and he said, we've got to put aliens in this
movie. And the director and everybody else is like, it's witches. It
ting to make sense to have aliens. He's like, no, just trust
myself. The closest thing to this was this giant Jack Nicholson and then this
weird little pod baby Jack Nicholson. So that was the that was their attempt
at cashing in on the alien craze. It was so weird because okay,
so he's got all three of them as his hair on. They dance in
balloons. Everything is honky dory, but it's like really cartoonish, and until
they become a scandal and he brings the fruit like Satan in the Garden of
Eden, right right. And then when they start rejecting him, he makes
their worst fears come true and they have to do magic to defeat him.
And then he becomes giant melting Jack Nicholson, right, which is really weird.
And the bug thing is weird, the alien thing. But then you
come to find out he had impregnated all three of them, and he still
communicates to his babies through the television. This is the part that gets really
weird. So after he's been banished, he comes back on the TV as
the spirit of the power of the air, right, the error as in
the signals, television signals. And when the witches aren't present, the three
children are watching the TV screens and it's Jack Nicholson tried to indoctrinate them,
and the women come in and then they banish him again. But what I'm
getting from that is that the children of the next generation, the new Aon,
will be moon children. They'll be moon children of the raised by a
generation of witches. Single mom, which single mom, which is exactly which
is what TikTok all witches a single mom, which is that was my TikTok
joke. Uh, you didn't see my TikTok witch streams. They're funny.
But next up, storm the cat, storm the cat five dollars. If
witches are feminists, do you think there are male anti feminist wizards? Uh?
Yeah, I think some of the uh sorcerers and guys who were like
a magis he could theoretically adopt a you know, preference for the masculine forces
of nature against the goddess because they feel like they're balancing each other. That
is in that show American Horror Story. That's what that whole season is about.
Male. Oh interesting, okay, so male and female which is fighting
each other? I would say Tater Tots is kind of like that versus the
feminists. Yeah, what do you think? Next one? Ali adda nine
five dollars. Thank you for the laughs. To the DIYers, Thank you,
Stephen Miller ten dollars. Hija. I wanted to know what your thoughts
on the movie Passion of the Christ. It's a good movie or is it
satanic because it's from Hollywood. No, not everything from Hollywood is satanic.
I think Mel Gibson made a good movie. I mean, there's nothing necessarily
satanic about it, except that it does have a lot of emphasis on Roman
Catholic ideas of pain and torture. I guess you could say, in their
idea of the crucifixion. I think the Orthodox view is a lot more.
There's a lot more emphasis on the resurrection and the victory over death than the
notion of the suffering of the crucifixion. But no, I don't think all
that would be my only criticism. And I think you know, Mel Gibson's
a pretty pretty based red pill dude. Did you know he got struck by
lightning twice doing that? Did you ever hear that Jim Caviezel on the Cross
Jim Caviezel. Yeah, no, I've not heard that. So let's see.
That's all the superchats. What's our is it? We have one last
movie, one last one, Death Becomes Her nineteen ninety two. And this
isn't exactly Witchcraft, but it's okay, that's close enough. It's a secret
Society life extension, a Hollywood secret society that has the ability to prolong death.
And it's satire because it's kind of making fun of, you know,
Hollywood culture, people trying to betray even their best friends to be you know,
the it girl. Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep are the two competing characters
who, rather than living their their life and you know, having a somewhat
normal life, they decide to compete with one another throughout their whole lives for
the men that they get and who can steal the man from the other man.
Right, So it's all about this sort of petty stuff and as they
get older, they're both kind of trying to outdo one another. So Goldiehan
Meryl Streep are fighting over Bruce Willis, who is a beta. Yeah,
it's funny because it's a satire, So a lot of stuff in this is
intentionally absurd. Bruce Willis's character is a total stump beta and they both are
fighting over him. But it's not really so much about Bruce Willis as it
is. They're just trying to beat each other, so it's one up exercise.
So Bruce Willis loves Meryl. He's engaged to Goldie Han, but he
loves Meryl Streep because she's a famous actress, and Meryl Streep steals him from
Goldie. He's a plastic surgeon. Goldie gets fat, she becomes a crazy
cat lady, she goes nuts, she becomes a mental patient. Bruce and
Merril are unhappily married, and then weird stuff is going on at the spa.
Do you remember when Meryl Street goes to the SPA for her rejuvenation treatments
and there's like weird guys hooked up to weird tubes and like, uh,
plasma separation and stuff. Yeah, it's like just whatever's a trendy Hollywood you
know, age prolonger? Right, So I just thought that was a weird
connection to the Secret Society through the Medspa. Yeah, so the Medspa leads
you to this other route exactly, good point, the mental Insituite Medspa,
you know, treatments tell you how to get to Isabella Rosalini, who lives
in this giant sort of mental institute slash palace. It's a weird mix of
like and she's like this old world Hollywood nineteen twenties person who has never aged.
Right, so we assume she's one hundred hundred years old and she's got
this you know potion that can and keep you young indefinitely, which is probably
like the A D R E N. It could have a reference to that,
as we saw in Cure for Wellness, right, Yeah, but it
is a I don't know, it's not explicitly called a cult, but it
kind of is. It's like a secret society of it's just the people who
could afford the elixir exactly, and it's extremely expensive and you have to eventually
like fake your death and go into hiding, right, right, So Goalie
comes back as a beautiful, successful author, Meryl streets boy Toy rejects her,
and then she gets the Elixir of Youth from Isabella Rossolini has an aunc
on it, right, eternal life, Yeah, And then then they're fighting
over uh Bruce Willis. He pushes it a down the stairs. That's one
of the iconic scenes where she, yeah, she like falls down the stairs
and breaks her neck and like puts it back on he yeah, And so
he has to use his mortician skills to preserve them. And they go to
this elite Hollywood party where like Elvis is there and Marilyn Monroe is there and
all of the people who you think are dead, but they have just gone
into like hiding. Yeah, they fake their deaths and they're hiding out the
other thing that So they said that this is when you boops her right here.
They said that Meryl Street was mad about this movie because she thought it
was a genius screenplay, but she hated that they had just introduced a lot
of CGI, and so she felt like it wasn't even a movie that starred
her, but it starred CGI. So, but imagine how different it is
now when when like basically the studios can just they don't even have to have
actors, they can have just totally CGI characters. Now. Yeah, just
like Congress too, exactly right. And so she was compleat planing at this
first introduction of pretty advanced I guess for that time CGI. But this is
the same CGI that Industrialidede Magic would use in their very next This is the
first time they did it. And the next picture is Jurassic Park. Oh
really Yeah, so this was like super cutting edge, pretty iconic too.
When she has that hole in her this was the first time through the hole.
It was the first time they had something like that. Yeah, there's
a whole so Bruce Willis actually ended up not taking the elixir of youth because
there's a caveat to that because you don't die, so you have to preserve
this like shell of a body. Well. One of the ironies of the
film is that Meryl Street and Goldie Hawn spend their whole lives trying to have
youth and fight each other, and so they never get to live their life,
right, And then they get eternal life, and they still can't live
their life because they're falling apart. And then they keep sort of using chemicals
and they become basically plastic people, and then they fall apart at the end.
But Bruce Willis, even though he was this beta sent ironically changes after
all this trauma, and he learns the real nature of women, and they
even say that he starts the Institute for the Study of Women, so he's
actually becomes a red pil guy, right, he starts this institute. But
then he goes and gets married and has a normal life, And he's the
only one that has the normal life out of this trio of weird, right,
and he dies a happy death while they're stuck in limbo in these dead
bodies and they're miserable. Yeah. Yeah, so be careful what you wish.
When you get what you want, sometimes it's a curse. Yeah.
So a lot of people would just think that this is a spoof on Hollywood
and plastic surgery and vanity, but I rewatching it. It was kind of
creepy. The potion, just like you said, the cure for wellness,
the longevity potion and the chrome. Yeah, it's pretty good. Look at
that. All right, thank you guys. I want to remind you too
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super chat here splashing Tail. I like that ten dollars look into scientologists headquartered
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