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With Bobby at nine o'clock, Dingo's Morning News coming up in about thirty minutes
as well, fun as always, But the Sunday, look, it's all
happening here. It's the super Bowl, fifty eight Chiefs, forty nine ers
in Las Vegas, and all eyes will be on that on Sunday, hell,
all day long. I'm pretty popped. I mean, I love huge
events, so that's why I love award shows and all that stuff. I
think everyone likes the super Bowl and fun stuff that comes from it. But
like I do not give a crap about either of these teams. And I'm
sitting here going can't wait for Sunday. What are you? What's else where
you watching? What are you gonna be a homie? Yeah, I'm gonna
I'm gonna do this at the casa so I can pull audio, take notes,
all that crash solo. Yeah, I think so. Malki Uh no,
got Malki tonight and all day tomorrow and then uh he's with mom tomorrow
night, and then I'll have Sunday free. So you're just gonna be there
by yourself. Yeah, why don't you go to Kevin's house? Yeah?
Man, come on, his family doesn't have a TV. We might order
Some's pizza. Oh I like that. Well, my family doesn't live they
live three hours away. Yeah, but guilt by association. Fair, You're
right. I always cast everything on my phone. Yeah home, what about
you, Mike h. I think I'm gonna be part of a popular local
live stream. Oh are you doing? Uh doing dumb Zone? Yeah?
Nice? Right. I was honored to be on their first ever Cowboy game
stream, and I think my brother and I are both doing live stream with
our friends Dan and Jake. Well that'll be fun. Yeah, that'll be
worth a watch. Yeah, I might roll on that a little bit too
too much audio. That will be so much profanity, so much over imbibing.
Yeah yeah, yeah, we're clear to play stuff from their podcast,
right, I don't know. Yeah, we can play whatever we want,
we play what we want. So that's our slogan. Well, what we
have to do sometimes in the football season is go out to a place near
and dear to all of our hearts, the Ghost Pepper Pavilion, where dreams
are crushed, the spicy, the spiciest abode in the Metroplex. These aren't
just normal predictions. These are piping, These are ballsy, and they're hard
to hit. These would make Sean Evans from Hot Ones crap. Yeah,
And we spent a whole year doing this for every Cowboy game. We did
it for Rangers playoffs, we did some of the Ryder Cup. And the
entire point total is twelve. We only got twelve things right collectively between us.
It makes the hits more special. And you're talking about probably two hundred
predictions. We got twelve right. It's like soccer when they do score the
goal, you're like, hey, yes, that was good. Yeah,
it means more. It just means we're the sec of radio. So,
without further ado, let's go out to the Ghost Pepper Pavilion scorching hot predictions.
All right, I'll go first to the damn super Bowl. It's usually
just three. We have five each right, yeah, five each We're all
just gonna twist around the same the same like three three to five topics.
How is each individual going to handle? Yeah? How's involved? Halftime?
I'm all right, Kevin turned Hey, before you do these, I wish
you the very best of luck. Thank you. I appreciate it. Mike,
let's go to at the beginning. I'm gonna go a little pregame Kevin
Prediction number one during pregame warm ups, Chiefs mascot k C Wolf. We'll
get in a fight with forty nine ers assistant coaches, the bullies, Clinton
and Clay Kubiak. The bullies, Yeah, Clinton, Clay Kubiak, they
look like the Koli brothers. Uh. Yeah, they're gonna They're gonna get
in a fight with Casey Wolf. Okay, Casey Wolf. Yeah. I
always thought it was a coyote too. Turns out he's a wolf. Why,
I don't know? They're Upawn, I'm missing no no kansaity Chiefs though,
I'm just sut wolf. See, I guess a little bit, says
coyote, maybe, except I think of my head of Kansas City kind of
being in the middle of nowhere, but Suly not kind of close to Saint
Louis, right, I mean, yeah, it's a couple hours away.
Kansas City, no have you guys? Yeah yeah, played gigs there.
Yeah, part in the Power and Light District. That's where the that's where
the show was, the P and L. That's where they whenever there's big
soccer games on, they always have a live cam of Kansas City because they
congregate to party and watched soccer. And the Power and Light District they're a
little entertainment, their little deep elm, their their gas lamp. That's where
I determined that that city is entirely constructed of barbecue, sauce and old rusty
trains. There's so much train action in Kansas City. Oh my god.
You know what else there is? I don't know. It's more than any
other city known at the City of Fountains, I know that more. You
know. During the nation oint Oh Kevin prediction number two. During the National
Anthem, Reba Mcintyrewell shocked and offend the nation by showing up wearing a Dallas
Cowboy's cheerleader uniform. Hot what like, she has a coat on and then
bam, pops it off. I just got crazy ass. She got her
Riba crazy eyes, give me fuel, give me fire. I don't think
she's hot. Wells people think she's hot. That's do people think that?
I don't know. I think surely not right, it's sixty eight years old.
Yeah, I actually do to think she's hot, and I think I
always have. Yeah, you like the crazy eyes. I don't think she
has crazy as. She has beautiful eyes and she's incredibly talented. Kevin,
I could stare in list endlessly deep into them. Yeah, you know it's
weird? Is Christina Ray and Dean Blandino are the two people I know who
love Riba the city Tom there's really their thing area of expertise. Seriously,
it's so strange. I think that's how she got the national anthem job.
Connections to Dean uh Kevin prediction number three Chiefs rookie wide receiver from SMU Rashi
Rice will score the game's first touchdown A really okay well first TD prediction.
Kevin prediction number four. During the halftime show, Justin Bieber twenty one Savage,
her, Alicia Keys, Lil John, and the Blue Man Group will
join Usher on stage. I'm interested in the Blue Man here. Have you
ever seen him? Never have you? Yeah once a. Yeah, it's
pretty awesome. Man, was it before Blue died? One of the guys
died. Was his name Blue? Yeah? No it wasn't Blue. I
mean they're Blue one any other two. You know what I had not thought
about if there will be like the Vegas component to the halftime show Blue Man
Group, or like Danny Gans shows up a Trappies artist. Yeah, Copperfield,
we might get some magic. Robbie can even in the halftime show,
and then Robbie Knievel jumps the whole thing. They're great. Kevin Prediction number
five by artist there again Bieber twenty one, Savage her Alicia Keys, Little
John and the Blue Man Group parlay Kevin Richard five. If the Chiefs win,
Jim Nance will make a Taylor Swift pun as his iconic walk off call.
If the forty nine ers win, he'll go on a rand about the
homeless and how the work ethic in America is not what it used to be.
Nancy Rand are my prediction. So hopefully I've set the table for you
guys to under five for five I predicting for you. I did five of
them. You're right, Let's go down the line. I'll go next Daniel
Okay, feverishly prepared for these at four point thirty this morning, because I
told myself last night I really need to do these predictions. Nah, I'll
do them tomorrow. First thing I thought I when I woke up, Well,
I think that's a good way to do them. Fresh Ready to go.
Super Bowl Prediction number one, as a tribute to Toby Keith, Reba
McIntyre will replace the National Anthem with radio Heads National Anthem, which was Toby's
favorite song. Please yes if we learned post mortem that he really liked Radiohead
was Toby Keith's favorite song. Can you imagine Riba McIntyre walking out there in
a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit and you just hear dude, bats are freaking out.
It's like a four minute song. I don't know every one everyone around
and there's a chorus of baritone saxophonists joiner at the end for the insanity.
As a tribute, Yeah, it's a tribute because it was Vagas song.
All right? Number two? Could he named a Radio It song? There?
There will be no doinks in the game, but there will be an
oinc when Romo emits a guttural sound of which can only be described as that
of a large pig. Okay calling a noise? Yeah, they have oink
cam on. You know, Romo is always making weird noises. There's gonna
be one that nance might even stop down and go Was that a pig?
Oh please? Or yeah, maybe a snort. A lesser man would have
just said a pig was gonna run on the field. I like what you
did. I would be the lesser man. In that case, you cannot
avoid. You can only hope to catch her on a CBS camera. But
Taylor Swift will be upstaged when CBS cameramen discover that Brock Purty's new celebrity girlfriend
is located in a luxury suite and the world first learns that he is in
fact dating Carol Burnett. Party Jersey up there and the sweet went to her
to turn around. She's in the party family. Oh, hell yeah,
Jim, that's Carol Burnett. Just funny, Jim, it's funny, Jim.
Hell yeah. They get gene terotor on just for a ruler. He's
like, yeah, this is hilarious. He's hilarious. I don't know.
Bocular show all right. Number four prediction for this weekend Super Bowl. Usher's
banned will unfortunately miss their flight to the Big Game, but he will be
more than capably backed up by last minute substitution group alien Ant Farm. Okay,
and then they have to last minute and then they have to do smooth
Criminal. Then that's all they know, alien An What made you think of
alien Ant Farm? I don't know. They have talked about riding the final
ten wave of the gummy all right, number five, big prediction here,
guys, The Chiefs will win the Super Bowl instead of a gatorade bath.
Andy Reid will be double surprised when he receives the contents of the ceremonial cooler
and is covered with sauteed onions. He will find the celebration delicious and he's
just like, got my one. It pulls one off his shoulder and he's
his beard when they're grilled, he's looking them out of his mustache. Mail
is so good. I thought you were gonna say nuggies. So grilled onions
is. And he forgets to shake Kyle Shanahan's hand. It just slides off
because there's onions. Shad a hand as the Post gave press conversation thought it
was unprofessional. He's over there eating onions. He's over there, let me
say it on the on the logo. Hell, I don't know where Andy
was. I mean, the better team wanted it. But but you think
they'd been there before. You know, it would be awesome, though,
I just a big I mean, that could actually happen. They fill up
a gator a jug full of Nuggies. That okay, that would be funny,
really funny, just like a Travis Kelsey bit he might be working on
already. I've got a chance maybe a half point maybe four? Five,
five? Five? Ye, the Carol Vernett rock Party one for sure,
soun's good. I heard she's going. She was seen in Vegas the context
of the Toby Keith radio head things wild. I had to google to make
sure she was still alive. Oh sweet man, all right, that's it,
that's all five, all right. Five. I also did five predictions
for this upcoming super Bowl this Sunday on CBS here in the Ghost Pepper Pavilion.
Prediction one, the Kansas City Chiefs will win the Super Bowl by double
digits. Okay, really are you okay? No caveats? Wow? Anythink
we're making a joke out of this, no, sir. Prediction two.
In the pregame, Reba McIntyre approaches the microphone to celebrate our nation. There's
a pregnant, anticipatory hush over the crowd when Riba violently barks out the state
anthem of the Russian Federation. Oh no, she just got way too wrapped
up. In Tucker Carlson's interview, no one knows what to do. Cut.
I don't know, cut. I don't even know how it goes.
It's actually kind of pretty. I've heard it before. It sounds hard anthem.
Do we have Usher doing the Russian national anthem? Could we have that
as a return cut? Maybe? All right? Prediction three. In a
halftime show surprise, the stars of Live Golf, which is competing in Las
Vegas this week, appear on stage with Usher. After seeing Phil Mickelson's blistering,
never ending cabbage patch and the sensual intertwined dancing of Pat Perez and Martin
Kimer, Usher and his dancers all leave the stage, The crowd leaves as
well, and the second half of the game is canceled. It's a bunch
of white golfers. Phil doing the Christmas office party dance. You gotta see
Phil with a wedge in his hands doing a never ending cabbage patch. Do
you think he's killing it? Smiling all goofy couple, fake half swings,
just sexy kiss in a tucked in golf shirt. Hey, y'all, we'd
like to welcome some friends of our on stage, the stars of Live Golf.
When nothing screams erotica more than the tucked in golf shirt and a nice
paunch and Martin Kimer All right, Production number four commercials, commercials, commercials.
We all love them. We love one in particular this year Jardians Well.
In response to Jardians going with a new spokes singer, their original talent
talent, Deanna Cologne, will appear in a new Skittles advertisement, singing about
raising her a one c quote through the gd roof. The ad ends with
Cologne laying next to a non working fountain, surrounded by red candy bags as
she mutters, f Jardians, she just went the other way. You gotta
cancel me. I'll raise my I'm a talent for hire. She was wrong,
by the way. Yeah, we once again that one. I may
have heard some inside knowledge. Why I've made that prediction that I may know
that that's gonna happen to still count Still counts, you do have connections.
Prediction five for Super Bowl some day, take a breath. Travis Kelsey scores
a Super Bowl touchdown. He looks up to the suite and gives the heart
hands sign. Taylor Swift looks down, beaming and gives the hearthand sign back
to Travis. Travis then motions with his arm for Taylor to move out of
the way, revealing the real intended recipient of his HEARTHANNDS Czechoslovakian tennis legend Yvonne
Lindell, What move move out the way? Not you bitch for von oh?
Eyvon's got pops up. It's like Eyezod White collared. Yvonn realizes what's
happening, has to set down a cinnamon roll to complete the heart sign.
I love touchdown. Fink for the touchdown back Attiu ro Kelsey Man look for
these things. On Sunday during the Super Bowl on CBS, a few from
our listeners, Penn and Gillette show up and make the football disappear. What
is Gillette the new Teller? What Pen and Gillette? No? Penn and
Teller? It's Penn Gellette. What's Pengolette? That's his name name, his
full name, he said, Penn and Gellette. Who's Angellette. I don't
know. That's just what the texture said. He's doing fun well, hukay
cool. Also, DJ Testo canceled his end stadium performance. They're gonna like
the d Stadium DJ Live he pulled out, No really, yeah, he
went to reverse Nick Cannon he pulled out. DJ Tiesta is not going to
be doing that, So Shippy's going to be doing the game. I don't
know how it works. I imagine they'll get someone. Yeah, get grooves
in there. Now those wild predictions. If you missed any of them,
we'll post them right after the show, so you can kind of have them,
put them on your bet sheet, you know, if you're doing some
props and things like that. Yeah, get on these, Get on these
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