WEBVTT 1 00:00:16.120 --> 00:00:21.120 Hello, everybody, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. It's the most wonderful 2 00:00:21.280 --> 00:00:26.679 time of the year. Speak for yourself. Eric Grimmer over here, my 3 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:31.000 co host, the busiest guy on the planet this month. Apparently because you 4 00:00:31.079 --> 00:00:37.600 have so many obligations. I am so so many parties. Oh, I 5 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:41.479 have a story in a minute. Producer Brian, Hello, Aldy, Hi, 6 00:00:41.640 --> 00:00:45.359 Brian. Okay. Today we have a brand new game that we're going 7 00:00:45.439 --> 00:00:50.799 to play, which is gonna be really fun. I don't know if I 8 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:53.000 should talk about this in my house chat. It just came to me, 9 00:00:53.079 --> 00:00:55.799 and I don't. I'm going to. You know what, what has stopped 10 00:00:55.799 --> 00:00:58.560 me before? Nothing? Right, So I'm gonna go ahead and do that. 11 00:00:59.799 --> 00:01:03.799 But first we need to talk about something really cool we're doing this holiday 12 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:07.519 season. Oh yes, okay, what's in the box? Okay, well, 13 00:01:07.719 --> 00:01:11.799 what's in the box? What's in the Box of the Boss, the 14 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:17.480 Magical Holiday Box? And they're right now as of right now, more could 15 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:23.959 be added. There's one thousand dollars worth of prizes presence in this one box. 16 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:30.840 What we're trying to do is raise some money for a sober living called 17 00:01:30.040 --> 00:01:36.920 the Dollhouse Club Sober Living House and It is run by a woman named Claia 18 00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:42.000 and she sells merchandise on her Instagram Wait hold on, called the doll Face 19 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:47.159 Club. You can it's cool. The stuff she makes is so cool. 20 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:49.280 She drops like collections, and then the money she makes from that goes to 21 00:01:49.319 --> 00:01:53.000 the house. Everything in the house has been thrifted and redone and remade and 22 00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:57.640 there are thirteen girls that live there right now and they need things. They 23 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:00.159 need things they need to keep the lights on. They need like, you 24 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:05.120 know, games for them to play when there's downtime. Like I lived in 25 00:02:05.159 --> 00:02:07.639 a sober living home for two months well after I got out of rehabit and 26 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:12.560 I'm telling you what, it saved my life. So I really am passionate 27 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:16.080 about this and I'm really really impressed by this woman who started this. And 28 00:02:16.759 --> 00:02:21.759 they do things throughout the community, the girls do and it's just an empowering 29 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:27.000 thing. So anyway, five dollars is all it costs to for an entry, 30 00:02:27.560 --> 00:02:30.400 and you can go to lur Kane after dark and you will see the 31 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:35.960 link. Hold on, so excited, And every five dollars you donate, 32 00:02:36.639 --> 00:02:39.240 your name will go into a hat. So if you donate like ten times, 33 00:02:39.240 --> 00:02:43.599 your name goes into a hat ten times. So our goal is to 34 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:49.439 raise some money for this house. So in the box so far, what's 35 00:02:49.439 --> 00:02:52.719 in the box? What's in the box? Eric, what's at the box? 36 00:02:52.759 --> 00:02:58.319 Start with the yes, the sweatshirt. We have some Laura Kane after 37 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:05.400 Dark merch they sought after, so that's like the smallest thing in the box. 38 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:16.759 Then we have the Jaywartzler two hundred dollars cash money from j he is 39 00:03:17.159 --> 00:03:21.039 the most generous man on the planet, he really is. So you get 40 00:03:21.080 --> 00:03:28.400 two hundred dollars cash. Then from La joya cosmetic surgery center five hundred dollars 41 00:03:28.479 --> 00:03:31.639 which you can use in the surgery center for an upcoming surgery if you are 42 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:36.560 planning on that, or you can use it in the medspa for product, 43 00:03:36.719 --> 00:03:40.319 for botox, for filler, for whatever you want. And you get a 44 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:45.719 year's worth of the glam Fam membership which is one hundred and twenty dollars, 45 00:03:45.759 --> 00:03:47.639 which gets you a bunch of discounts and stuff. So that is a total 46 00:03:47.960 --> 00:03:55.960 value of six hundred and twenty dollars. Now, next on have from San 47 00:03:57.000 --> 00:04:05.560 Diego Crystals and Jewelry, this beautiful hand carved box. This box is I 48 00:04:05.680 --> 00:04:11.159 forgot what country this box is from. I apologize, but it's like really 49 00:04:11.479 --> 00:04:20.079 special hand carved inside lined with red velvet, and inside we have a necklace 50 00:04:20.120 --> 00:04:29.879 which is that's tiger's eye, which is a very h Come on, Eric, 51 00:04:29.959 --> 00:04:32.600 come on. And then you know what this is. Do you know 52 00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:39.199 what that is? It's sage. It's sage. What it's called smushtick? 53 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:47.240 Okay, well, anyway, exactly, you have a crystal bead bracelet, 54 00:04:47.879 --> 00:04:51.360 you have a gosh wah do you have the gosh one? There a couple 55 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:58.399 of crystals, really interesting, cool, beautiful real stones. This one I 56 00:04:58.439 --> 00:05:01.160 think that is a darn it. I forgot what it's called. Yes, 57 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:10.040 rose quarts, thank you. And then there is that is another kind of 58 00:05:10.079 --> 00:05:14.240 crystal, and I well, I don't know the name of it. But 59 00:05:14.439 --> 00:05:17.759 Eric, oh my god, here's the goshwa oh my god, what are 60 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:23.199 you doing? Your hand looks like huge, And here's the thing that you 61 00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:29.480 use on your face. Stop it. This is supposed to be professional. 62 00:05:31.480 --> 00:05:38.399 Comes it down, and then this cool thing and it's just in this beautiful 63 00:05:38.439 --> 00:05:41.720 box, which is worth one hundred and fifty dollars with all of these things 64 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:50.079 combined, so everything in here is worth one thousand dollars. There could be 65 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:54.879 more added, and I think there will be more added to the Holiday Magical 66 00:05:54.959 --> 00:06:00.720 Box. So for your five dollars, this money, a portion of the 67 00:06:00.720 --> 00:06:05.720 money will go to the doll Face Club sober living facility. If I haven't 68 00:06:05.720 --> 00:06:11.079 told you this before, you have a magical box. That's what I've been 69 00:06:11.079 --> 00:06:14.319 told. Oh my god, which reminds me of my host chat. Oh. 70 00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:15.680 But I'm not going to talk about that yet because we need to talk 71 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:21.680 about our fabulous sponsors that have donated such amazing prizes, like Jay Wartzler from 72 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:27.399 Capiralink. Like the best guy on the planet, I asked, not the 73 00:06:27.519 --> 00:06:29.199 nicest. 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The 105 00:08:54.879 --> 00:09:00.960 Beautiful Box is from San Diego Crystals and Jewelry, and I just visited their 106 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:03.559 new location on Prospect in La Joya, which is kind of right across the 107 00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:07.039 street from Duke's La Joya on right there on Prospect. Oh my gosh, 108 00:09:07.120 --> 00:09:11.600 it's huge and it's got so much all the crystals you could possibly imagine, 109 00:09:11.799 --> 00:09:18.200 gold, silver, engagement rings, scarves, They fix jewelry, they make 110 00:09:18.279 --> 00:09:22.240 custom jewelry, they are these two stores. One is an ob on Newport 111 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:26.639 that's the original store, and then one is in the new one in La 112 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:30.519 Joya, and it's run by eight brothers. They are the greatest guys. 113 00:09:30.519 --> 00:09:33.840 In fact, my friend met one of them at they were at a street 114 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:37.320 fair in La Mesa. They had little Christmas street fair over the weekend and 115 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:41.200 San Diego Crystals and Jewelry. We're there with a little booth and she's like, 116 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:43.879 I met the nicest guy. I'm like, oh, I know, 117 00:09:45.000 --> 00:09:48.960 Sammy. Sammy and I are like this anyway, San Diego Crystals and Jewelry. 118 00:09:48.960 --> 00:09:52.480 Thank you so much for sponsoring the podcast. All right now, my 119 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:56.960 host chat, I want you guys to know about something on Facebook. It's 120 00:09:56.960 --> 00:10:01.799 a Facebook group that you need to know about. It's called buy Nothing. 121 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:05.360 Have you heard about this, Brian, No, I don't use Facebook because 122 00:10:05.399 --> 00:10:09.840 I am under the age of forty. But I okay, I understand, 123 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:16.039 but this could be worth your while. Okay. Now, it's called buy 124 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:22.080 Nothing and it's only in your neighborhood. You can only join in your own 125 00:10:22.600 --> 00:10:28.720 vicinity. So basically what it is people will list things on this group that 126 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:33.759 they don't want anymore. For free, and if you're lucky enough and you 127 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:37.720 want it and you comment, they'll pick you and you get to go pick 128 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:41.000 it up or whatever. Well I just happened. I haven't looked at it 129 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:45.200 in a while. I've got a lot of things from buy Nothing. This 130 00:10:45.240 --> 00:10:50.679 woman was listing this brand not brand new, but really nice monitor, computer 131 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:58.159 monitor, and a brand new web camera. And I'm like, oh my 132 00:10:58.240 --> 00:11:00.879 god, we need a new monitor so bad. And it would be great 133 00:11:00.919 --> 00:11:03.039 to have a new webcam because the other one it was shorting out. Remember 134 00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:07.720 well she picked me. Is that the one by Nothing? Yes? Yes, 135 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:13.039 but you would be in your neighborhood. Oh okay, she picked me. 136 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:16.080 I picked it up. We have a brand new monitor, we have 137 00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:18.200 a brand new camera, and it was for it was zero cost me this 138 00:11:18.320 --> 00:11:22.720 much. So it's called by Nothing. It's really cool. You can list 139 00:11:22.759 --> 00:11:24.240 stuff like if you don't want anymore, and people will come pick it up 140 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:28.600 for you. You don't have to deal with it anymore. It's just really 141 00:11:28.600 --> 00:11:35.320 great. Now. My other thing, I have a Christmas party for a 142 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:43.360 company. They invited me to this party and the party is at a location 143 00:11:43.399 --> 00:11:50.320 where there is a high, very high probability that I will be seeing an 144 00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:56.600 ex boyfriend. Oh you know what I'm talking about. I should probably come 145 00:11:56.639 --> 00:12:03.879 with you. A boyfriend I dated for about five months and he may or 146 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:07.480 may not have broken up with me via text message. I'm not sure I'm 147 00:12:07.480 --> 00:12:11.159 saying that for sure or not not. I'm just saying maybe, why would 148 00:12:11.200 --> 00:12:16.879 you guys be running in the same circle. Still, the party happens to 149 00:12:16.919 --> 00:12:22.360 be at his location, so you're gonna go, Well, yeah, I'm 150 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:26.080 gonna go because I really I love the people that are throwing the party, 151 00:12:26.879 --> 00:12:30.399 and it's kind of like a work thing. But I'm gonna tell you what, 152 00:12:31.039 --> 00:12:37.399 I am going to look so freaking hot. Not that I wanted him 153 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:39.000 back. I don't want him back, But does this ever work? Let 154 00:12:39.039 --> 00:12:43.879 me ask you this, does it ever work? Just say you broke up 155 00:12:43.879 --> 00:12:48.360 with somebody, Okay, you see them a year later they are looking like 156 00:12:48.559 --> 00:12:52.799 absolutely incredible. Would you say, oh my gosh, I blew. It 157 00:12:52.799 --> 00:12:58.879 depends on why they broke up with you, so then probably then he might 158 00:13:00.320 --> 00:13:03.799 just say, oh, she looks good, and then that might be it. 159 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:05.399 It's not that I want him back, because that's not the case. 160 00:13:05.799 --> 00:13:09.039 I just want him to be sorry that he ever did that to me, 161 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:13.960 is that just like a girl? I don't know? Is that like weird? 162 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:20.120 What night is that? It's tomorrow? Oh? Why where were you 163 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:22.399 gonna come with me? Yeah? I was gonna come with you. Oh 164 00:13:22.440 --> 00:13:28.279 with your pack schedule? Yeah? Can you? No, I don't see. 165 00:13:28.879 --> 00:13:33.240 No, I don't need any help. I'm fine. It's not for 166 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:37.480 my work. It's for another company. It's a it's a company that that 167 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:45.120 handles clients that I work with. I'll just say that. And there so 168 00:13:45.279 --> 00:13:48.679 I'm I'm kind of freaking out a little bit, but I'm also I'm intrigued, 169 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:52.919 and I'm telling I already know what I'm wearing, and let me just 170 00:13:52.960 --> 00:13:58.200 say, oh god, I need to approve the outfit first. You will. 171 00:13:58.000 --> 00:14:03.559 It's very low cut, oh god, but classy. It's classy. 172 00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:07.879 That does not sound classical. A long dress, uh huh, long sleeve, 173 00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:11.080 but a long plunge. What shoes are you wearing? I don't know 174 00:14:11.159 --> 00:14:15.159 yet that you can help me, Oh god, because it is not going 175 00:14:15.240 --> 00:14:20.639 to be some clunky grandma shoe. When have I worn a clunky grandma shoes? 176 00:14:20.759 --> 00:14:22.279 Oh? My god? Half the office you wear, I would say, 177 00:14:22.279 --> 00:14:28.879 are clunky or grandma. Right now, I'm wearing socks. You guys 178 00:14:28.879 --> 00:14:35.919 don't really see me in shoes. Whatever I should. I think you should 179 00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:39.519 wear that dress with clear loose height heels in your chicken leg stocking. I 180 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:43.480 think so too. I think that would be That would be amazing. Yeah, 181 00:14:43.240 --> 00:14:48.000 been there done that, That would be irresistible. No, plus, 182 00:14:48.039 --> 00:14:52.080 the dress is long on a cover in no way. No, I just 183 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:54.120 wants to give him a at the party. So he's walking around with the 184 00:14:54.240 --> 00:14:58.360 ten his pants, that would be awesome. Oh god, I mean if 185 00:14:58.399 --> 00:15:03.600 I had that affec that would be pretty cool. Yeah, you just might. 186 00:15:03.799 --> 00:15:05.320 Here here's like in a woman's mind, this is what we think. 187 00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:09.960 We think. You know what, I'm going to make him regret that he 188 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:13.519 ever did that to me because I'm going to make him think, oh my 189 00:15:13.559 --> 00:15:16.679 god, why did I do that? I messed up so bad? Look 190 00:15:16.720 --> 00:15:20.200 at her, she's so incredible, And you have to be you have to 191 00:15:20.480 --> 00:15:24.759 like, if you run into him, you have to be so nonplussed by 192 00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:28.600 it, where you're just like, oh, I oh pleasant. If you're 193 00:15:28.639 --> 00:15:31.000 too nonchalant about that, it's obvious that you're faking it, or it's obvious 194 00:15:31.039 --> 00:15:35.399 that's still affecting me. Yeah, So I won't. I'll be I'm going 195 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:41.679 to be completely normal, nice, fine, nothing weird, nothing awkward. 196 00:15:41.759 --> 00:15:43.720 That's the last thing I want. Just let another dude take you home in 197 00:15:43.720 --> 00:15:50.240 front of him. Oh yeah, oh not you, No, you don't 198 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:56.080 count. Yeah, someone that you know. Yeah. Oh, I need 199 00:15:56.080 --> 00:16:03.039 to find like a really super handsome young guy that's gonna be like, hey, 200 00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:04.639 baby, look at me, like, Bryan, do you know what 201 00:16:04.759 --> 00:16:07.639 I'm implying, Like, let a guy take you home? No, what 202 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:12.440 are you plying? You get it? Eric? Like yeah, that that 203 00:16:12.519 --> 00:16:17.320 I'm with somebody know that you're gonna get Yeah, we're gonna get laid. 204 00:16:17.519 --> 00:16:19.360 Yeahh Like you're gonna go to towntown. You must be old. If you 205 00:16:19.519 --> 00:16:22.960 immediately pick up on that, well, well, would that make him feel 206 00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:26.559 worse? I don't know. It'd be kind of funny, though, it 207 00:16:26.919 --> 00:16:30.200 be funny. I think I would. I would go just to watch that 208 00:16:30.279 --> 00:16:34.000 happen me too. Yeah that party you're not invited to, well, I 209 00:16:34.080 --> 00:16:37.440 know, okay, I don't want to watch it happen. I want to 210 00:16:37.480 --> 00:16:41.440 see you galvant around this party and then let some other old guy take you. 211 00:16:41.639 --> 00:16:45.639 Old guy, Now, young people are at this I don't know, 212 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:52.279 but you know, what I've realized. I think I'm I'm most definitely attracted 213 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:55.360 to younger men. I can't help it. God, I know I have 214 00:16:55.440 --> 00:16:59.080 to be realistic, Ugar Jesus, No, not like that, not like 215 00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:03.519 twenty years young, came Mary Kayla to her. No, not like a 216 00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:08.000 sixth grader who you're sick just because you watch that movie. Shut up. 217 00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:15.519 That is horrible. She went to jail for that. Hello, my god, 218 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:19.839 all right, what do you have a host chat? I do backup? 219 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:26.880 Define younger men like out of high school as long as they're eighteen, 220 00:17:26.920 --> 00:17:29.680 and you know, they can be in high school as long as they're in 221 00:17:30.279 --> 00:17:33.960 as long as they're in their forties. Okay, No one in their thirties. 222 00:17:34.039 --> 00:17:37.240 No, that's two years. That's way too young. Yeah, that's 223 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:41.240 way to you. Somebody in their forties. I'm very comfortable with. Okay, 224 00:17:41.720 --> 00:17:45.119 and that's not really younger men. But well for me it is. 225 00:17:45.839 --> 00:17:49.480 To Grandma Moses, here it is. Yeah. And then of course, 226 00:17:51.400 --> 00:17:57.359 my true true wish would be defined to find to Anna a Cole Smith situation. 227 00:17:57.599 --> 00:18:02.880 Oh yes, like one hand job earns you like fifty grand All I 228 00:18:02.960 --> 00:18:04.799 have to do is push a running the wheelchair, give the one hand job 229 00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:07.920 like every month and then I'm good and you need to look really old then 230 00:18:08.480 --> 00:18:12.400 need to be not into younger guys. Well, so it's either way. 231 00:18:12.440 --> 00:18:17.720 I don't know whatever, but I'll tell you what happens. Old is dirt 232 00:18:17.799 --> 00:18:21.839 rich millionaires out there listening. Yeah, is super into you. I'm so 233 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:25.880 into you. Those are That's what I'm going to do for you anyway, 234 00:18:26.359 --> 00:18:30.519 be like my got you're so hot, You're so hot? Can I see 235 00:18:30.559 --> 00:18:33.920 your wien or please? Oh my god, Okay, I'd be happy to 236 00:18:33.960 --> 00:18:37.000 show it to you. I don't know about that, or you are somebody's 237 00:18:37.119 --> 00:18:41.160 mother Jesus, I know, but they're used. They they know me. 238 00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:45.200 My kids know me. They're not going to be freaked out by anything I 239 00:18:45.240 --> 00:18:49.559 say. Come on now, Eric, what's up? What's up in your 240 00:18:49.559 --> 00:18:55.640 life? So I'm not going to talk about it tonight because we've got a 241 00:18:55.680 --> 00:18:57.759 lot of things to do, but I am going to talk about it next 242 00:18:57.960 --> 00:19:07.279 week. Oh I had I had a rough beginning of December like this, 243 00:19:07.039 --> 00:19:11.039 No I didn't tell you, but like, well, so my mom passed 244 00:19:11.079 --> 00:19:15.279 on the first of Disceember, yes, and I thought I was doing okay, 245 00:19:17.440 --> 00:19:22.079 And on the first December I wasn't doing okay, so yeah, so 246 00:19:23.119 --> 00:19:29.480 and things have I'm kind of private about, like my private life. Yes, 247 00:19:29.960 --> 00:19:34.200 so what kind of has happened in the last couple of months has made 248 00:19:34.279 --> 00:19:42.200 me think about talking about it with people, because there's a lot of people 249 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:47.240 that are new to our show and don't know, and I've never really told 250 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:56.960 much about what happened. But now with this new information that I've been informed 251 00:19:56.960 --> 00:20:03.599 about, I feel like it's important with is it about your mom? No? 252 00:20:03.920 --> 00:20:07.839 Is it a family it's a it's my only remaining family member. Okay, 253 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:10.720 yeah, all right, Yeah, do we want to do it next 254 00:20:10.720 --> 00:20:12.480 week? Maybe next Thursday? Yeah, we'll do it next next week. 255 00:20:12.720 --> 00:20:18.240 Okay, are you okay? Because my father passed away in nineteen ninety eight, 256 00:20:18.880 --> 00:20:23.839 he was sixty years old. Yeah, and I'm not kidding. It 257 00:20:23.920 --> 00:20:29.839 was like two years ago on the sixteenth of Decembers when he passed, you'd 258 00:20:29.839 --> 00:20:33.519 think that by this time. Yeah, you know, boy, did it 259 00:20:33.599 --> 00:20:37.079 hit me? Yeah? It just does some years. Some years you're fine. 260 00:20:37.200 --> 00:20:41.160 Yeah, like last year, I was fine. This year, On 261 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:47.079 the first I woke up at like four thirty in the morning, sobbing, 262 00:20:47.799 --> 00:20:52.480 like out of nowhere. Yeah, and then I was confused. I was 263 00:20:52.480 --> 00:20:56.519 like disoriented because I was like, I don't know what's going on. But 264 00:20:56.720 --> 00:21:00.359 then I realized what it was. It was just all of ausd and it 265 00:21:00.440 --> 00:21:03.920 was like, oh, it's the first and you just really miss her? 266 00:21:04.359 --> 00:21:07.000 Yeah, I do, because it was our favorite time of year. Oh 267 00:21:07.319 --> 00:21:14.359 so I haven't celebrated the holidays really. Last year was the first year that 268 00:21:14.400 --> 00:21:18.759 I celebrated since she passed. Same kind of thing, since my dad passed, 269 00:21:19.079 --> 00:21:22.519 the Christmas time has not been the same. Yeah, it's just not 270 00:21:22.880 --> 00:21:30.720 like I didn't have the joy of like doing stuff that I normally liked doing. 271 00:21:32.039 --> 00:21:34.319 Yeah, well that's totally understandable. Yeah, Like last year was the 272 00:21:34.319 --> 00:21:40.359 first year that I listened to Christmas music, Like from the time she died 273 00:21:40.400 --> 00:21:42.319 till last year, if I even heard a Christmas song, and I was 274 00:21:42.359 --> 00:21:48.480 all, uh so this year you can't really listen. So I was just 275 00:21:48.559 --> 00:21:52.359 that day. Yeah, it was just that. And the subsequent days, 276 00:21:52.400 --> 00:21:56.839 like I got very quiet and I just kind of, you know, it 277 00:21:56.880 --> 00:22:00.440 was weird, Okay, Like I was like, God, I hope the 278 00:22:00.440 --> 00:22:03.039 whole month isn't going to be like this, but are you going to talk 279 00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:06.279 about your mom as well? Yeah, on Thursday. Okay, because you 280 00:22:06.319 --> 00:22:08.519 usually tell the story about your mom this time of year. Since we missed 281 00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:14.160 last week, I don't want to miss that. Yeah, okay, so 282 00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:18.119 we'll do that a week from today. Yes, and I'm sorry, Oh 283 00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:22.559 no, it's okay, thank you. It's hard. Eric's an orphan, 284 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:26.880 I am. Yeah, that's sad, isn't the parent? I know, 285 00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:30.599 But that's the way I see it. That's that's exactly how I felt. 286 00:22:30.599 --> 00:22:34.480 Actually, I don't know the definitely, the cutof of orphan is well, 287 00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:40.079 it's when you don't have parents anymore. Yeah, only when you're before eighteen, 288 00:22:40.119 --> 00:22:44.039 before you're legally an adult, or there's a proper definition, but it 289 00:22:44.079 --> 00:22:45.920 feels that way. I'm sure it feels you know, it is. It's 290 00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:51.000 weird because I think there's so many people like you're so lucky to have your 291 00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:56.039 mom, Like it is, like I tell people all the time, like 292 00:22:56.119 --> 00:23:03.119 whatever little grievances you have or however might annoy you wherever, call just drink 293 00:23:03.160 --> 00:23:06.440 it in because man, there's gonna be a day where you don't have that, 294 00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:10.279 and you're like, this is important. Yeah, it's super important because 295 00:23:11.119 --> 00:23:15.680 I've just noticed, like she she passed right before COVID, and so I 296 00:23:15.920 --> 00:23:23.319 was super isolated during COVID. So not only did I have that happen and 297 00:23:23.359 --> 00:23:32.799 then all the subsequent remaining family drama that went with it from prior to her 298 00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:40.039 death, just the prior year before she died, and then subsequently after, 299 00:23:40.519 --> 00:23:45.640 but then I was in complete isolation, so I had little interaction with anybody, 300 00:23:45.599 --> 00:23:49.359 so you know, I started to get super angry and super you know. 301 00:23:49.440 --> 00:23:55.160 So it was it was a while before I snapped out of that. 302 00:23:55.880 --> 00:23:59.880 So you know, it got you know, and I think I just have 303 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:04.680 some tools for people to, oh good, you know, utilize them to 304 00:24:06.759 --> 00:24:11.759 help. Have you ever had anybody really close to you pass My great grandfather 305 00:24:11.880 --> 00:24:15.599 passed when I was fifteen sixteen. Were you close to him, Yeah, 306 00:24:15.680 --> 00:24:19.640 moderately. So it's it's just so ugh. It is so rough, Yeah, 307 00:24:19.680 --> 00:24:22.759 it really is, you know. And even even I know, you 308 00:24:22.839 --> 00:24:26.519 believe in an afterlife, in a heaven and in a God and everything, 309 00:24:26.839 --> 00:24:32.039 and that's you know, that's comforting. But and that's the That was one 310 00:24:32.039 --> 00:24:33.559 of the hardest things that I struggled with because I grew up in a very 311 00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:37.559 religious household, and like, while my mom was sick, I was like, 312 00:24:37.839 --> 00:24:41.640 you know, just give her more time, just you know, And 313 00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:47.039 I prayed a lot. And then when she died, and she didn't die 314 00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:53.000 she had brain cancer, so she didn't die super like peacefully, right, 315 00:24:53.319 --> 00:24:59.160 and so I stopped believing in a lot like at that point, I was 316 00:24:59.279 --> 00:25:03.480 just like, and she was so religious, and I would go in, 317 00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:07.160 like I would visit her every night, and sometimes she wouldn't know I was 318 00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:11.079 there at that point, and she would be just like staring at the ceiling 319 00:25:11.079 --> 00:25:14.599 and she'd be like why, God, Like, why did you do this 320 00:25:14.640 --> 00:25:18.720 to me? And so it's it's heart wrenching, you know, but God, 321 00:25:18.759 --> 00:25:23.119 there's always a reason. And yeah, maybe the reason is what you're 322 00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:27.160 going to say on Thursday. Yeah, help you know, because honestly, 323 00:25:27.440 --> 00:25:33.200 coming out of that, I was like, what was what was the silver 324 00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:37.759 lining to this? You know, with everything that happened. And I'll get 325 00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:41.440 into it a little more on next week, but yeah, it it was 326 00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:48.079 some My December started off bang. I was like sobbing. Yeah, I 327 00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:52.599 was weird. I've never had that happen before. And then other things happened 328 00:25:52.599 --> 00:25:59.039 to some other things happened no, no, no, prior yeah, yeah, 329 00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:00.480 okay, okay, we'll get didn't do it next week? Yeah? 330 00:26:00.720 --> 00:26:03.400 Okay. First of all, I have some questions, and then we're going 331 00:26:03.440 --> 00:26:07.440 to play this new game I got, and then we'll be done. Okay. 332 00:26:07.119 --> 00:26:11.640 Here are some very serious questions that I want to know if you they're 333 00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:18.200 controversial answers because I don't know if there is an answer controversial questions both, 334 00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:22.599 Oh okay. For example, does a straw have one hole or two holes? 335 00:26:23.519 --> 00:26:29.480 One hole? It has two openings. I think it has two holes. 336 00:26:29.720 --> 00:26:33.960 There's one hole that has sixty one said one hole? Yeah, they 337 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:37.119 did like a pole. Okay, it's just one continuous hole. It's one 338 00:26:37.160 --> 00:26:40.799 hole, but it's two openings. Yeah, well, okay. Whatever is 339 00:26:40.920 --> 00:26:45.960 Die Hard a Christmas movie? Yes, that's Christmas movie? Fifty five percent 340 00:26:45.079 --> 00:26:48.400 said no, it's not. Absolutely is a Christmas It is a place on 341 00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:51.920 Christmas Eve, that's it. And so is The Long Kiss good Night? 342 00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:56.680 That's a Christmas to talk about that one, but whatever, that is Christmas 343 00:26:56.720 --> 00:26:59.160 movie? What about Way to Mate? You two have never seen The Long 344 00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:02.279 Kiss Good Night? Geena Davis? Oh, I watch good movies typically. 345 00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:10.319 I don't know if I want to see that, ouch, Brian, what 346 00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:12.599 about Home Alone? Is home? Alone a Christmas movie? Yeah, yes, 347 00:27:12.720 --> 00:27:15.920 Home Alone is the second best Christmas movie. Okay, I've never seen 348 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:21.039 it. You haven't seen I have no interest. You should watch Home Alone 349 00:27:21.279 --> 00:27:25.200 usually really it is funny. Yeah, I don't like that slapstick humor. 350 00:27:25.240 --> 00:27:30.559 Where the have you watched National Christmas Vacation? Best movies of all time? 351 00:27:32.119 --> 00:27:34.559 Yeah? Home Alone is really good. You should watch it. Plus McCaulay 352 00:27:34.599 --> 00:27:37.119 Coulkin's great in it, and Joe Pashion is great in it. So is 353 00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:44.720 Catherine o' harra. Like a Christmas story, No, it's fine. They've 354 00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:48.240 played it too much so stupid. Yeah, I'm not a Christmas story family. 355 00:27:48.680 --> 00:27:52.279 That stupid lamp with the leg I love that when I first saw it. 356 00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:56.640 Then the tremendous achievement over again. Okay. Is a hot dog is 357 00:27:56.759 --> 00:28:03.480 sandwich? No? It's meat between bread. No, it's meat between buns. 358 00:28:03.480 --> 00:28:07.440 Closer to a hamburger than the sandwich. What is the best day of 359 00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:11.640 the week? Everybody? Friday? Friday? Friday was second place, Saturday, 360 00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:15.640 Saturday was first. Monday Friday is better. I think Friday is great. 361 00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:21.039 The anticipation of the weekend gets you through Friday. I'm a fan of 362 00:28:21.079 --> 00:28:23.200 Tuesdays too. I don't know. I just don't. That's weird. I 363 00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:26.880 know, and I like Mondays now because of our podcast. Oh I love 364 00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:36.880 my dread Mondays does. Does pineapple belong on pizza? Yes, it's still 365 00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:40.400 it's actually I know, I'm in the minority. It's delicious though, it's 366 00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:42.799 so good. It's actually an even split fifty to fifty. I do love 367 00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:47.119 a roasted pineapple though. Pineapple and pizza. It's because it's basically roasted, 368 00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:49.480 and it's actually like, it's actually really good. I love theory. I'm 369 00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:52.519 against it, but it tastes too good. I don't want anything sweet on 370 00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:56.200 my pizza, I know, but it actually really worked. It's good. 371 00:28:56.960 --> 00:29:03.200 Which brownie is better? Peace middle piece? I kind of like that crusty 372 00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:08.119 edge. I'm gonna say the edge. I leave the edge. I like 373 00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:15.759 soft brownies all the way around. I had a great brownie at Keith's Christmas 374 00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:22.559 party on Sunday. That is fascinating. Here it was. It had ginger 375 00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:26.720 in it. That sounds horrible. Oh, it was delicious. Cannibalism. 376 00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:30.920 That's kind of gross. It was good. This is very controversial, this 377 00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:37.000 question. Okay, could Jack have fit on that door? At the end 378 00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:44.680 of Titanic with Rose and not fallen off and died. Controversial it is he 379 00:29:44.759 --> 00:29:48.200 could have. She didn't. She didn't want him on there, nagging at 380 00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:52.279 her the whole thing. That's just yeah, well anyway, Uh, PlayStation 381 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.799 or xbox xbox, I don't even know what the difference is. I've never 382 00:29:56.839 --> 00:29:59.759 played one. You're in the minority, I know, not by much, 383 00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:04.680 though. Is cereal soup no? No? Is it okay to wear socks 384 00:30:04.680 --> 00:30:10.400 with sandals? No, unless you've got terrible feet, but then just absolutely 385 00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:15.799 not. What about socks with crocs? No? Yeah, yeah, two 386 00:30:15.839 --> 00:30:21.200 of the most disgusting shoes ever, only if you acknowledge that crocs are indeed 387 00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:23.119 the worst shoe ever made. No, Birkenstocks are the worst. No, 388 00:30:23.279 --> 00:30:26.920 Crocs are worse than Burke. Oh, they're both hideous. My son swears 389 00:30:26.920 --> 00:30:30.880 by crocs. He says they're the most comfortable thing in the whole wide world. 390 00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:33.119 I will can pull off Birkenstocks. Oh no, they can't know they 391 00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:37.920 can. Birkenstocks makes everybody look like they have a cank call. My girlfriend 392 00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:41.279 lives in Brooks. Oh my god, They're awful, just awful. I 393 00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:44.839 don't love them, but I can they get the pass. Crocs do not 394 00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:47.319 get to pass though, But if you're already going to stoop to that level, 395 00:30:47.319 --> 00:30:48.680 you might as well wear socks with them. Oh god, and you 396 00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:51.960 got it. If you're gonna stoop to that level, get real crocs, 397 00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:56.880 not fake crocs. Who cares whatever. Okay, Now we're gonna play this 398 00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:00.599 new game I got. I found it on Instagram. It's that's not funny. 399 00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:06.200 Now here's the here is the boy. Here's how we're gonna do it. 400 00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:08.720 Rian's gonna come up on the desk with us. You can move the 401 00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:15.559 big magical present off the table for now. Now you're each gonna get a 402 00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:21.160 card and you're gonna there's a scenario on the card. Okay, okay, 403 00:31:21.200 --> 00:31:23.400 get your cough out of the way. Okay. You will read what the 404 00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:29.400 scenario is and then you have to act it out. I can't tell you 405 00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:32.400 one minute. You know, you tell us what it is, act it 406 00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:36.720 out. The goal is you acting it out has to make one of us 407 00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:40.960 laugh. Now, if that happens, you get to keep the card. 408 00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:44.680 Whoever has the most cards at the end wins this game. I'm in. 409 00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:48.680 Okay, So do you want scoot scoot? Your booch as I tell my 410 00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:55.519 dogs, scoot your booch, scoot your booch. Booch. Oh, I 411 00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:59.680 don't tell my dog's the spooch there gooch, just like a I know. 412 00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:02.839 Okay, So do you want me to go first? Or do you want 413 00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:07.680 to go first? Or I'll go first. Okay, I'm gonna pick and 414 00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:12.960 don't not laugh, just to be sure. Offer you the card Brian. 415 00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:16.160 Brian's not gonna laugh at me, but you might. Oh, I will 416 00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:23.559 laugh at you. Okay, I'll laugh for Here's my scenario. A nineteen 417 00:32:23.680 --> 00:32:30.920 fifties husband returning home from work. Oh, I wish I had that one. 418 00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:32.319 And are we allowed to talk or no? No? I have to 419 00:32:32.480 --> 00:32:38.000 act it out, okay, and then try to make you guys laugh. 420 00:32:38.200 --> 00:32:43.960 Okay, okay, here we go, ready and I get sixty seconds? 421 00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:51.039 Okay, honey, I'm home. I thought you said you can't talk. 422 00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:53.319 No, I can talk. I'm acting it out. You can't, got 423 00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:58.640 it, honey, I'm home. Please answer the door. Oh hello, 424 00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:00.960 honey. Oh, I've had the first day. I'm so glad you are 425 00:33:01.079 --> 00:33:07.359 dressed in that beautiful house dress with heels. Where's my cocktail? Thank you? 426 00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:09.720 I would like to sit down in my favorite seat. You look beautiful. 427 00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:14.079 By the way, work was very, very difficult. So please will 428 00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:19.240 you massage my feet because I really need my feet massage, and I really 429 00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:22.920 want that cocktail. Is dinner ready because I really need it on the table 430 00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:24.839 by five? Where are the children? Are they doing their homework right now? 431 00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:28.440 That would be great. I don't want to see any children for the 432 00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:31.039 first hour while I'm home because Daddy needs to dress because he's been at work 433 00:33:31.079 --> 00:33:37.240 all day. Okay, well you laughed. You laughed even though it was 434 00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:43.759 not at That was the least funny thing I ever. Okay, here's volley. 435 00:33:43.759 --> 00:33:46.640 It's the first volley. Well, because you're a man, I'm not 436 00:33:46.680 --> 00:33:51.839 a man, all right, Brian, you go next? Oh lord, 437 00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:55.960 Braddy, No, okay, oh my god. Now what's your scenario? 438 00:33:59.440 --> 00:34:07.559 What is it? You discovered your partner's search history? Okay, go Hey. 439 00:34:07.159 --> 00:34:12.400 I was using the computer and you left open a tab and it said 440 00:34:13.079 --> 00:34:17.000 furry underwear porn, And so I went through the rest of search history, 441 00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:22.480 which you clearly forgot to clear. And I'm getting really uncomfortable with this. 442 00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:27.920 Shiet. Let me read out to you all the things I found in your 443 00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:39.679 search history. Naked grandma older naked grandma young, Grandma's naked flies, naked 444 00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:49.559 Japanese underwear, fetish naked in parentheses. Okay, that sucked. Okay, 445 00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:52.960 you don't get the card. I didn't laugh. No, okay, this 446 00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:57.079 is going to get better. I promise Eric understand this. Just act out 447 00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:00.280 that, act out the scenario. Obviously these we're just getting warmed up. 448 00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:07.800 We're getting warmed up your family member. The target is in a coma and 449 00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:10.920 you're discussing, Oh, this probably is not good. After you talk about 450 00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:17.480 your let's pick a different one. That sounds hilarious. That's not funny. 451 00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:24.960 You're in bed with your partner. You're a sexy talk newbie, and then 452 00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:29.320 you read this scenario. Oh sexy talking. Maybe you're in bed with your 453 00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:34.159 partner who wants you to try dirty talk for the first time. Okay, 454 00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:36.079 here we go, now, here we go. No, now we're warming 455 00:35:36.159 --> 00:35:47.480 up. Hey sexy, why don't you strip out of those pajamas and ride 456 00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:57.079 me like a pony in front of a grocery store. Keep going, I 457 00:35:57.159 --> 00:36:06.239 want you to pour some Sugarrogbie song because he's because his face makes when he 458 00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:08.800 laughs, it makes me laugh. How can you tell me you constructed joke 459 00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:13.079 to Laura, and she'll be so deadpan and all all you have to say 460 00:36:13.159 --> 00:36:20.840 is pour some sugar on. It's a song lyric, a song you say 461 00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:24.440 the original, Baby, I want you to put your cock inside of me 462 00:36:24.639 --> 00:36:30.000 like that's dirt. I thought it was supposed to be funny. It's supposed 463 00:36:30.039 --> 00:36:32.519 to be funny. Supposed to be funny. Said something like, let's put 464 00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:37.360 the egg up my bum this time. I don't know if I liked when 465 00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:42.079 the celery went down my urethra, but it felt better coming back out. 466 00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:50.719 Oh my god, you know mine is a telepathic tattletale. You're outstanding at 467 00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:54.599 reading minds. Put your hand on the target and share with the group some 468 00:36:54.639 --> 00:37:04.159 of their thoughts. Give me your ap. You can't touch me, you 469 00:37:04.199 --> 00:37:12.880 can't read me. Okay, wow, I really have a lot to do 470 00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:15.400 this this this month. You know what. Tomorrow I gotta get off to 471 00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:19.239 work. Okay, what do I gotta do? This podcast is going too 472 00:37:19.320 --> 00:37:22.280 long? And oh my god, this game is so stupid. You know 473 00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:27.480 what? I think? What where Laura is wearing is the most hideous thing 474 00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:32.519 I've ever seen. I was thinking must hair, like, why is her 475 00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:38.280 hair is a freaking long. It looks stupid. Your magic hair, my 476 00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:47.280 magic island grows one week from the next. Whatever, that's what gay sexes? 477 00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:59.000 O god, oh see you're okay, we're getting the warmed sorry whatever, 478 00:37:59.400 --> 00:38:06.079 here you go. Oh my god. Okay what you're introducing the target 479 00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:13.639 and they're you're introducing their award. Oh, porn awards MC read the top 480 00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:22.440 part. Okay, hold on, hold on this Okay. Well I'm still 481 00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:25.039 thinking. Okay, because well half the stuff I want to say I do 482 00:38:25.159 --> 00:38:28.679 not want to say, or half stuff it's coming to mind. I'm not 483 00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:30.440 going to say. Just say it. No, probably you shouldn't. No, 484 00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:38.039 probably shouldn't. Okay. Congratulations to Laura Caine. You have won a 485 00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:42.760 newcomer this year. No one thought they would happen on account of her age, 486 00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:45.079 but she did it, defying all odds. And not only that, 487 00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:51.440 she broke the record for most eggs and egg plants in but at one time 488 00:38:52.920 --> 00:38:58.199 with an impressive sixteen eggs, a full more than a dozen and three egg 489 00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:01.800 plants. This just shows real dedication. She did spend a week in the 490 00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:07.960 hospital with a prolapsed colon, but uh. Congrats to Laura Kane for most 491 00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:15.559 eggs and eggplants in bomb at one time around the applause for you could newcomer, 492 00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:22.519 My god, wait some really bad stuff. Wait my turn. Okay, 493 00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:27.920 okay, now you read what it is? Bad breath ballad deer valad 494 00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:31.480 deer, like you have to write a poem. You're a poet. You're 495 00:39:31.519 --> 00:39:37.760 a poet with bad breath performing for the target. Oh god, Okay, 496 00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:43.119 okay, you're a poet, remember, yes, And I guess I'm the 497 00:39:43.159 --> 00:40:04.519 target. They're once what a lady from Nantucket put her foot God in a 498 00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:12.039 bucket? I just give this. Okay, that was too much, it's 499 00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:19.719 too much, too close. Okay, embarrassed patient. The target is a 500 00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:22.519 doctor and you've come in the office because something is stuck in your butt. 501 00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:30.320 What are the chances of that one of those egg plants probably or the dozen 502 00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:34.760 in a quarter eggs? Hello, miss Cane, I'm doctor Rimmer. Hi, 503 00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:37.119 doctor Rimmer. Thank you so much for seeing me on such short notice. 504 00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:40.559 And I know you haven't seen me before, so I really appreciate it. 505 00:40:40.920 --> 00:40:44.880 I have a situation going on i'm a little bit embarrassed about, but 506 00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:50.440 it's very, very uncomfortable, and I'm afraid that it's going to get infected. 507 00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:52.599 Hey, that's the lady that won the porn Award for most eggs and 508 00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:59.400 egg plants you bite At one time, I thought I recognized you. I 509 00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:06.440 decided to play with the extra large anal beads this time, and unfortunately I 510 00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:10.440 stuck them way too far up and I can't even with my finger dig it 511 00:41:10.559 --> 00:41:15.519 out. Doctor, do you have a tool that can take out the extra 512 00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:19.960 large antal beads from my anus? I do? Okay, thank you, 513 00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:25.599 Yes, you're welcome. I know nobody attempted just to laugh. You laughed 514 00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:30.960 the anal beads. I went, okay, one more round of this game, 515 00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:35.760 which I think I'm gonna like take back. Okay, Oh you gonna 516 00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:38.920 send that back to maybe I can't do this, Okay, okay, okay, 517 00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:43.719 No, I don't. I don't lack the vocal. It was Donald 518 00:41:43.800 --> 00:41:47.920 Duck going through with drawls. I can't. Okay, a small smiler. 519 00:41:49.000 --> 00:41:52.639 You're competing with the target and a smallest smile contest, determining who can maintain 520 00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:55.360 the most subtle, tiny grim without break. I kind of love this. 521 00:41:55.440 --> 00:41:59.280 No, no, I love this here Okay, No I make you laugh? 522 00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:02.360 No, I want and I know it's whoever he wanted to do. 523 00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:07.519 My kids and I play. We've played this game before and it's funny. 524 00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:14.960 Okay, okay, we're doing the smallest smile contest. Eric, you be 525 00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.320 the jet. But where's the no but this we're not doing a contest. 526 00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:23.079 I have to make something funny out of this. Then do it. It 527 00:42:23.159 --> 00:42:28.320 says that it's okay, whatever, go because I can beat you in the 528 00:42:28.360 --> 00:42:30.719 smallest smile contest for sure. Give me an example of what this looks like. 529 00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:35.840 I'll do it to the camera, and that I'll do to you. 530 00:42:35.880 --> 00:42:42.079 Okay, just use the camera. Watch that is so dumb. That's what 531 00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:45.119 you look like. What I tell a joke? Okay, it's a small 532 00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:49.559 smile. Okay, you prove you can do the contest. I don't have 533 00:42:49.559 --> 00:42:51.679 to make that funny. Give me a new card. That's ridiculous. That's 534 00:42:51.719 --> 00:42:54.960 a terrible card, and then I have my joke. It's infatuated mind. 535 00:42:55.039 --> 00:43:00.119 You're a mind? Okay, what you're a mind? That what seducing the 536 00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:04.800 target through an imaginary pane of glass sitting right in front of that? Hey, 537 00:43:04.880 --> 00:43:07.519 eric's the target. You're going to seduce your I know what I need. 538 00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:10.440 I just don't know. If I want to do it, do it. 539 00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:19.559 That means you need to do it. Okay, and scene, I'm 540 00:43:19.559 --> 00:43:51.599 gonna regret this so much. I my god, that's going to stand the 541 00:43:51.639 --> 00:43:54.480 episode. That's not getting your front page. Okay, we gotta end with 542 00:43:54.480 --> 00:43:59.320 that because that's too good. That was too good. I lose all you 543 00:43:59.320 --> 00:44:02.639 want to play here? All right, this one is we'll push them one 544 00:44:02.639 --> 00:44:07.079 more. All right, that was good. That was good. Miming Elvis 545 00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:14.519 impersonator? What's the scenario? You're singing Jailhouse Rock? Is only Elvis Presley 546 00:44:14.559 --> 00:44:17.480 can Okay, that's going back in them. No, I don't even know 547 00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:20.920 the lyrics to jail House Rock. That's a dumb one. How do you 548 00:44:20.960 --> 00:44:25.519 make that funny? Suiting in the Jewel House Rock? I don't know. 549 00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:30.480 It's one two three, Oh, corny casanova. You're at a club when 550 00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:36.000 you spot the target on the other end of the bar. Okay, yes, 551 00:44:36.079 --> 00:44:37.159 okay, here we go flirt with a woman. I want to see 552 00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:45.440 this. He's like, hey, babe, you got a jil Well, 553 00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:49.480 Hello, they're a pretty lady. Hey, oh am, I I'm not 554 00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:55.480 supposed to talk. Okay, how are you tonight? You're beautiful. Can 555 00:44:55.519 --> 00:45:00.880 I see your tag on the back of your shirt? I just wanted to 556 00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:09.920 see if it said made in Heaven. God, that's so cheesy and stupid. 557 00:45:09.960 --> 00:45:12.880 I thought I had. I actually had a tag hanging out of my 558 00:45:16.400 --> 00:45:22.599 flirty Forrest Gump. You're Forrest Gump trying to seduce the target. That's good. 559 00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:34.159 Oh this is good. Hey Brian, Brian, Hey, Brian, 560 00:45:35.000 --> 00:45:40.719 I think you're awfully cute. Brian, Run to be Brian, run run. 561 00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:45.079 Oh No, that wasn't even Forrest Gump that said that. It wasn't 562 00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:51.519 I was, Brian. You're awfully handsome. I wish I was a handsome 563 00:45:51.559 --> 00:45:55.320 man, but I'm not. But you're a handsome man, and I want 564 00:45:55.360 --> 00:46:00.719 to be with you. I'm not sexy man, what. I would love 565 00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:06.599 to have your company, And I don't know what the hell? What forts 566 00:46:06.639 --> 00:46:10.079 comes out? Like? You? You do it? You do it then 567 00:46:10.639 --> 00:46:17.440 mm hmm. Life is like a box of joan us. They all make 568 00:46:17.559 --> 00:46:23.679 me off and some of them give me an allergic reaction. You never know 569 00:46:23.840 --> 00:46:30.679 what you're gonna gain. Jenn A, Oh, Jenna, where is jenn 570 00:46:30.679 --> 00:46:36.119 Ay? Jennay? You said you have the h I b what's that? 571 00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:40.119 Jen A? Sharing needles. Jenny. Is that from the movie that's how 572 00:46:40.119 --> 00:46:45.000 she dies? Oh, that's how she dies? But that's I was bed 573 00:46:45.800 --> 00:46:52.199 do We are we gonna do more? Okay, okay, uh I got 574 00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:59.159 a terrible one, hopefully not. He's got all the singing one karaoke night 575 00:46:59.239 --> 00:47:01.360 cue up summer and from the movie Grease. Oh you know this song? 576 00:47:01.360 --> 00:47:05.159 Do you know this time? Actually? I mean I know other songs from 577 00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:08.440 Grease, but not that one you pick? I keep picking? All right, 578 00:47:08.440 --> 00:47:14.559 here we go boom and then I'll talk it. You're sharing an obituary 579 00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:20.599 for the target who was not well liked while alive. Who's the target? 580 00:47:21.199 --> 00:47:24.960 I'm sure it's me. You're universally beloved, but also Eric is too. 581 00:47:25.599 --> 00:47:32.559 Oh it's called obituary. Oh okay, that's definitely me. Oh okay, 582 00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:42.639 okay, okay. Today we have just buried Eric Rimmer, well liked among 583 00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:46.119 some. I don't know anyone left who did, but I'm assuming there are 584 00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:52.280 some. As a behalf on behalf of the well established company, and as 585 00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:58.480 they're representative, Jerome's Furniture Store would like to repay the favor until Eric to 586 00:47:58.719 --> 00:48:04.159 eternally suck a big acadicts in rotten hell. We didn't want your sweaty balls 587 00:48:04.199 --> 00:48:09.119 on our couches anyways, made you rotten hell? Fuck off? Need a 588 00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:15.360 dick? But ps, your ball sweat permanently stained all the leather in our 589 00:48:15.440 --> 00:48:21.159 test chairs. Come on, that was funny. He didn't get a lot 590 00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:27.320 of Oh my god, I just pretend. All right, Okay, do 591 00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:29.320 one more and then I'm gonna tell my joke. Then we're gonna be We're 592 00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:35.800 gonna end this. Trader Joe's cashier, Oh wait, what's the scenario though? 593 00:48:36.280 --> 00:48:49.880 You're a Trader Joe's cashier checking out a customer. Okay, well, 594 00:48:49.920 --> 00:48:53.280 how are you tonight? Let me? Would you like a bag for these 595 00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:57.559 items? I brought my own bag? Oh you did? Okay, great, 596 00:48:57.639 --> 00:49:01.679 okay, let's see raging Mitchell arts. Okay, well you must be 597 00:49:01.800 --> 00:49:12.400 single. Let's see we have just bland vegetables. This is how it goes. 598 00:49:12.679 --> 00:49:14.559 This is what happens to Trader Joe. When was the last time you 599 00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:19.639 were at Trader Joe's about a week ago? There? Oh, this is 600 00:49:19.679 --> 00:49:23.000 so good. Have you had this before? It's amazing? That's great. 601 00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:29.480 No, they always say that like stuff like that. Okay, let me 602 00:49:29.480 --> 00:49:30.920 reado. Okay, Okay, we do it. You could hear with the 603 00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:37.280 oh six balls of wine and you were here three days ago. Wow, 604 00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:40.599 wow like to drink. I like this wine too. I'd have about one 605 00:49:40.679 --> 00:49:45.880 per month, so that's great. Six all right, all right, go 606 00:49:46.239 --> 00:49:51.079 great Laura. Oh my god, it's so good to see you again. 607 00:49:51.880 --> 00:49:55.920 Oh my god, the same old hit in the same old cart, Bland 608 00:49:57.159 --> 00:50:01.599 food, Bland Food. I do see you have an egg plant and some 609 00:50:01.639 --> 00:50:06.840 sandwich bags, so it must oh my god, it must be your weekend 610 00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:12.639 break a new record. And that's the yeah, oh my god, the 611 00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:15.239 egg plant and the eggs, No, you got Okay, hold on, 612 00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:17.639 they're not but they're not mean. So the best you could do is really 613 00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:21.679 passive aggressive, like you'd be like, oh, these look delicious. I 614 00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:23.800 wouldn't know. I'm not a fat ass, but because they have a lot 615 00:50:23.800 --> 00:50:28.079 of calories. But I bet you'll really like him. Yeah, yeah, 616 00:50:28.519 --> 00:50:31.639 seriously already all right, all right, okay, so Brian, you end 617 00:50:31.679 --> 00:50:35.320 us with a bang, and then I'll tell the story. I mean, 618 00:50:35.360 --> 00:50:37.639 the joke. If I can tell the joke. I'm bad at telling jokes. 619 00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:42.800 I don't know if I can remember the much like maybe because it makes 620 00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:45.840 more sense. Oh, this is great. You're the person's lover and they 621 00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:52.519 don't like it when you refer to their is going to be my target because 622 00:50:52.519 --> 00:50:54.360 he's already disgusted by them, So this is gonna be easy. Okay, 623 00:50:54.519 --> 00:51:02.440 God, okay, let's see. Uh Okay, So you're disgusted every time 624 00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:07.840 you hear the word vagina, which is which is yourself? Yeah? Exactly? 625 00:51:07.039 --> 00:51:09.679 Hey, Eric, how are you this week? By the way I 626 00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:16.800 can see your vagina, you should probably start wearing underwear. I probab wouldn't 627 00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:23.679 see your vagina so much. God, cambell till more like Cambell mouth. 628 00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:35.559 Anyways, Man, are you just sweaty or you're happy to see me because 629 00:51:35.599 --> 00:51:40.400 she was lost something coming out of your Vaginay? Okay, you're taking this 630 00:51:40.519 --> 00:51:47.800 too far. You are making him one of his mouth a little bit. 631 00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:57.559 I could feel the bile rising up. I will attempt Let me try to 632 00:51:57.559 --> 00:52:00.880 attempt to sell this joke if I can remember. It doesn't make sense really 633 00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:10.840 coming from a woman. But maybe what is the difference between a garbonzo bean 634 00:52:12.079 --> 00:52:15.199 and a chick pea? I feel like I've heard this one. I don't 635 00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:22.440 know what is I've never had a Garbondo being on my face. See, 636 00:52:23.480 --> 00:52:27.599 Oh my god, what I just knock over? That wouldn't make you laugh 637 00:52:27.679 --> 00:52:30.480 O, because you've already heard it. I gotta you gotta smile at me. 638 00:52:30.960 --> 00:52:34.880 Yeah, I got I got it. I got maybe a chortal online. 639 00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:38.239 I did get an LLL. Okay, so that's my big joke. 640 00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:45.199 Yeah whatever, At least I remembered it. How he hadn't end like that? 641 00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:49.159 How are we going to end? Okay? I've got mm hmm. 642 00:52:49.960 --> 00:52:52.960 What's this? Well, I've got one thing to close out with. Okay, 643 00:52:53.039 --> 00:52:57.360 let's do it. This is a discussion. Oh, recently I saw 644 00:52:57.400 --> 00:53:02.920 a poll online saying that like something like seventy percent of young people the utes, 645 00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:07.679 as they say, don't like seeing sex scenes graphic sex scenes in movies 646 00:53:07.719 --> 00:53:14.559 anymore. And discuss what do you think about sex scenes and movies? When 647 00:53:14.639 --> 00:53:16.320 is it good? When is it too much? When is it bad too 648 00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:22.880 graphic? Is it better if it's more graphic? I haven't gotten to this 649 00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:27.800 part in the Morning show on Apple with Jennifer Aniston, but apparently there's some 650 00:53:27.840 --> 00:53:31.760 like crazy, crazy sex scene that people want nuts over with her and John 651 00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:38.360 hamm Oh that it was so like realistic that people online were not liking it 652 00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:42.559 at all. Now, as far as the younger people not digging it, 653 00:53:43.639 --> 00:53:47.440 that surprises me, just because you think like that younger people are just a 654 00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:52.559 little bit more free thinking and stuff. But maybe the pendulum is swinging back 655 00:53:53.320 --> 00:54:00.239 toward a little bit more conservative type of way of thinking, and I think 656 00:54:00.239 --> 00:54:05.880 they're just too addicted to online adult videos. They are not phased by anymore. 657 00:54:05.920 --> 00:54:10.159 Now it's just boring. Oh that's sad. Yeah, out of okay, 658 00:54:10.280 --> 00:54:15.559 out of your group of people that you know, Brian, your age, 659 00:54:15.880 --> 00:54:22.840 what percentage watches porn regularly? Oh, I have no clue. Okay, 660 00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:25.400 that's weird. Well no, but is that that's time? Well, 661 00:54:25.400 --> 00:54:30.079 I don't really have a very big group anymore. Like, okay, we're 662 00:54:30.159 --> 00:54:34.400 roommates. Did a roommate ever? I don't know. You never caught anybody, 663 00:54:34.760 --> 00:54:38.920 No, thank god. I caught somebody one time watching and like doing 664 00:54:38.960 --> 00:54:43.800 something to it. Yeah, I know it was horrible, like choking it, 665 00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:47.880 like the money. Okay, But just in general, when you see 666 00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:52.280 a sex scene on in a TV show, movie, play, graphic, 667 00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:57.760 novel, audiobook, if I'm alone, I'm fine with it. If I'm 668 00:54:57.760 --> 00:55:00.599 watching it with somebody, else, I get a little uncomfortable. Ma Okay, 669 00:55:00.719 --> 00:55:02.280 let's say you're watching alone. Are you fine with it? Or do 670 00:55:02.320 --> 00:55:05.320 you ever go? Oh? That would have been better if it was a 671 00:55:05.320 --> 00:55:09.000 little more intense or a little more graphic or is that two graphic or unfortunately? 672 00:55:09.159 --> 00:55:12.840 The what I think what I view when I see it. I think 673 00:55:12.880 --> 00:55:16.440 about the cameraman. I think about the staging and sexy it is, and 674 00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:23.440 how like how they're really not like they're truly acting. Did you okay? 675 00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:29.599 In May December? Did you did you? Were you awake to see the 676 00:55:29.599 --> 00:55:34.559 most awkward sex scene ever? What? Well? I don't remember it with 677 00:55:35.039 --> 00:55:38.199 Natalie Portman and the husband. No, I must have fallen away. Oh 678 00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:49.840 they so he they have sex Okay, her and the husband of the Mary 679 00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:52.480 Kayla Torno like the kid, Oh you're talking about? Oh in this movie? 680 00:55:52.559 --> 00:55:58.639 Yes? Yeah, and he like gets off of her and you see 681 00:55:58.920 --> 00:56:05.320 full hard dong. I missed a hard dick. I think it was humid 682 00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:13.280 dreamy. Laura's answer, she likes Okay, let me rephrase that awkward sex 683 00:56:13.280 --> 00:56:15.119 seed I've ever seen, I think. Let me let me postulate this was 684 00:56:15.159 --> 00:56:20.760 Game of Thrones, better, worse or neutral because of its graphic, nudy 685 00:56:20.800 --> 00:56:22.360 and sexy. I've never seen you think it was better. You think it 686 00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:27.480 would be worse if it didn't have those things. Yes, interesting, I 687 00:56:27.519 --> 00:56:30.639 thought that was kind of ballsy, a little shocking and I and it's like, 688 00:56:31.440 --> 00:56:36.199 to me, it was I mean, to me, it's very brave 689 00:56:36.320 --> 00:56:39.840 of an actress to like totally go naked in front of like all the cameramon, 690 00:56:39.880 --> 00:56:44.000 the whole world. Do you remember Brown Bunny? Did you ever see 691 00:56:44.039 --> 00:56:52.880 that movie? No, Chloe Sevenier literally performed oral on I forget what his 692 00:56:53.000 --> 00:56:58.079 name was. It was Joe. Oh, No, I forget what his 693 00:56:58.159 --> 00:57:05.320 name was. Thousands of young women everything on pilm okay, like for real, 694 00:57:05.559 --> 00:57:09.599 for real weird. I was like, if but they usually have to 695 00:57:09.679 --> 00:57:12.920 like wear a sock, and they were like, oh no, there was 696 00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:16.599 no sock. It may have been a prosthetic. No, I'm gonna go 697 00:57:16.679 --> 00:57:21.480 back. I can see that big hard dong. I'm sad I miss that, 698 00:57:21.840 --> 00:57:23.679 I know, because you don't get to see dick's very often. More 699 00:57:23.679 --> 00:57:27.199 and more and more you do more. No, I'm saying, like on 700 00:57:27.239 --> 00:57:30.599 a regular TV show, you could see boobs all day long, butts all 701 00:57:30.679 --> 00:57:35.960 day long, sometimes not about butts and stuff. I think I don't know. 702 00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:37.360 I think I think the problem is that they're too much just used for 703 00:57:37.400 --> 00:57:40.960 shock value and they don't actually add anything to the story. Did you ever 704 00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:45.360 see the movie Bad Lieutenant? Yes, with that what's his face? Walk 705 00:57:45.400 --> 00:57:49.679 hard? I tell yes, that's the first like dick I saw on camera. 706 00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:52.239 Oh my god, that's an old like movie. But for example, 707 00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:58.679 the show the HBO show Euphoria. Oh I love that show. Okay, 708 00:57:58.719 --> 00:58:01.000 sure, a lot of boobs and dick in that one. For example, 709 00:58:01.079 --> 00:58:07.559 let's look at Sidney Sweeney, who famously who has large breasts beautiful, showed 710 00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:09.639 them on the show quite you know, and her career kind of took off. 711 00:58:09.960 --> 00:58:13.239 But now I go, wow, look at Sidney Sweeney. She's all 712 00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:15.239 popular now, not because she's that great of an actress, because she's all 713 00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:20.960 right, but she's nothing remarkable she actually is. She's all right, Okay. 714 00:58:21.000 --> 00:58:23.639 All she does in Euphoria's cry and show her boobs, like that's the 715 00:58:23.639 --> 00:58:27.400 only two things she does in the entire show. Anyway, she's not that 716 00:58:27.400 --> 00:58:29.880 she's an alright actress, but what she's famous for is the fact that she 717 00:58:29.880 --> 00:58:32.960 showed her boobs and she has large boobs, Like I just I don't know, 718 00:58:34.000 --> 00:58:37.519 it's it like for her, I think it actually probably detracted from any 719 00:58:37.519 --> 00:58:40.239 talent she does have. And do you think the future, like her future 720 00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:45.719 roles will she won't get like the ones that she really maybe, I mean, 721 00:58:45.760 --> 00:58:47.440 maybe she will, but like I mean, it's just you know, 722 00:58:49.320 --> 00:58:53.239 it's hijacking over talent, just the human mind. Also though, like it 723 00:58:53.280 --> 00:58:58.360 depends on Like I watched Infinity Pool this weekend. Oh how is that? 724 00:58:58.960 --> 00:59:00.440 You can skip? It? Wasn't it okay? And it was okay, 725 00:59:00.440 --> 00:59:02.599 It's kind of interesting, but there's a bunch of sex in it, and 726 00:59:02.639 --> 00:59:06.639 it's like a bunch of orgies and it makes no sense, like they're point 727 00:59:06.639 --> 00:59:08.159 They're literally pointless orgies. If you took them from the story and nothing would 728 00:59:08.199 --> 00:59:10.760 change. I'm not a fan of that. Jennifer Lawrence was in a movie 729 00:59:10.760 --> 00:59:15.639 that I just watched on and she was fully naked. That was kind of 730 00:59:15.639 --> 00:59:19.920 funny, but also I could have done without though weren't you interested to see 731 00:59:19.960 --> 00:59:23.000 what she her body? I mean, it was nice and I was shocked 732 00:59:23.039 --> 00:59:28.119 that she, like an actress of her caliber, would do that. That's 733 00:59:28.199 --> 00:59:30.880 that's kind of what I was shocked. Moors showed everything. You what, 734 00:59:31.280 --> 00:59:36.519 Julian moorees showed everything? And that's a high caliber actress. Yeah she has, 735 00:59:36.559 --> 00:59:38.599 hasn't she well? Anyway? But you're the thing, is it better 736 00:59:38.639 --> 00:59:42.320 because she actually showed it? Or would it been would it have been just 737 00:59:42.360 --> 00:59:47.679 as good if it was implied? That's it. I guess it just depends. 738 00:59:47.840 --> 00:59:52.360 Boobs are one thing lower genitals. I think it's kind of weird to 739 00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:55.880 show. Yeah, because are you trying to cueue up the movie to the 740 00:59:55.880 --> 01:00:00.559 dick park? Really just trying to Okay, watch this. We're not going 741 01:00:00.599 --> 01:00:02.199 to We're gonna watch it as a family. No, we're going to close 742 01:00:02.239 --> 01:00:07.199 out this podcast. Okay, now, did you find it? Yeah, 743 01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:15.599 it's coming, it's coming, but we're gonna it's coming. I've been laughing 744 01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:21.280 this whole podcast. Good for you, No, a little bit. I'm 745 01:00:21.280 --> 01:00:25.719 a stone cold bitch. I know you really are. So what's happening? 746 01:00:25.719 --> 01:00:29.840 I know we're not gonna wait until the dick comes on? We're gonna we're 747 01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:34.480 off. Maybe let's no because people don't want to wait for this, because 748 01:00:34.559 --> 01:00:37.719 come on, no, because that's gonna be I'm and then wait quietly until 749 01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:42.320 the dick comes on. Screen, and that's right. Next week we have 750 01:00:42.639 --> 01:00:46.039 Clia from the Dollhouse Club. Oh yeah, she's gonna be here to talk 751 01:00:46.079 --> 01:00:52.320 about her history and the house that we're donating money to through the big magical 752 01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:58.880 holiday box full of prizes. And she's gonna be here on Monday night, 753 01:00:58.920 --> 01:01:02.360 Tuesday, and then you're going to tell your story, your mama and what's 754 01:01:02.400 --> 01:01:06.280 going on with you on Thursday. Yes, so it's going to be a 755 01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:09.239 jam packed week next week. Thank you so much for watching us or listening 756 01:01:09.280 --> 01:01:14.039 to us this week. We sure appreciate it. Happy Holidays, everybody. 757 01:01:14.079 --> 01:01:16.679 We love you. Holidays, we love you. Thanks for watching. Love 758 01:01:16.679 --> 01:01:22.519 your podcast, Love your podcast. I love you. My sweet babies, 759 01:01:22.679 --> 01:01:24.880 can wait to see you. Bye bye