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Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot
on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about
the pirate ship. Danny, What's going on? Billy the Birthday Boy tomorrow
is Danny's birthday. He wanted to come in tonight. Sailboats. That's right,
sailboats. What are you doing at forty four? Oh? Rege Jackson?
Right? Yeah, Reggie Jackson, Bretchie Jacksackson were nine in Oakland.
But yeah, Butch from BAKA is here. But hello, Bikers Against Child
Abuse will find out what's happening with them? And Dougie Fresh. What's going
on Tuesdays? I love it. I'm fired up, tugsall fired up.
So I did see today You're supposed to go to the Red Wings game.
The Red Wings were postponed, and I don't know when they're gonna make it
up. Oh, the game up. But the game did not happen.
My car's in the shop. I couldn't make it. Ah yeah, okay,
so I borrowed my sister's car. Okay, it's not like borrowing her
bicycle. That's pink. This is actually a jeep. So it's manly,
yeah somewhat. No, it doesn't have the low bar or nothing. No,
no with means? Is your a real card? Pink? No pink?
Real men wear pink? So uh I like pink? Somebody I see
posts on the Red Wings. High school baseball is playing, but the soft
Wings can't. And I went, here's the problem. It's they're a business.
I'm not saying that there aren't probably some logistics attempt to do with high
school baseball. But you've got fans, people, you're paying concessions, you
need to open up, you got you want to make money. That that
is the purpose of any business is to make money. And they weren't gonna
make money today. It just wasn't gonna happen. And then and the rain
is supposed to get worse, and so they postponed the game. I think
they will play tomorrow at six. Not to mention, you don't want somebody
getting hurt on a baseball is different. You can't. It's not like these
fu guys at that. I go high school. By the way, too,
you got a more finite amount of time games. Yeah, you got
more finite amount of You don't even get too much. You got six weeks
to get all the games in. Oh whatever. I saw that. Uh,
Doug was just explaining. As we came on and I did see this.
Doug so argues with his father that it wasn't an argument was you wasn't
fucking believe him. That's why you went to he came out of love Field.
Does he ever slip into an elvis accident when he argues with you?
So? I was so excited by this because I saw your post. I
watched the Ten Commandments. This is how exciting his life is. I'm sitting
there watching March Madness and we're talking about me making double edggs the night before.
But you were watching the Tech Commandments, which I do every year.
Yeah, just pass over to Is that your only religious thing you do?
Or do you actually go to church and stuff? I keep that to myself,
to be honest with you, go to church. Here's the Bible truck.
I have got a church on occasion. On occasion. Yeah, Now,
I know you say you keep it to yourself, So I'm gonna keep
trying. Do you are you? I have my own way with God?
Are you Katholic? I am not Catholic. I've never been baptized, okay,
So I only asked with the Ten Commandments sometimes it was so you did
say your father said what? So we're watching March Madness and I'm like,
hey, I mean it's doubled eggs. While watching the Ten Commandments last night.
He turns me. He goes, you know, Moses had a stutter,
like so really He's like, I'm like, Dad, come on,
like out of nowhere. I'm like, no, Dad, I didn't know
that. Yeah, I'm like, when did he come down the mountain?
And he goes, I got the I'm like the time, the twenty What
the fuck are you trying to say? So my dad's shaking his head.
He started slamming, but he was absolutely well. It was supposed to be
twenty commandments, but it could only get out, can only get out.
We were like, thou shall shell No, no, no, no,
not like okay, let's let's break it down. It's so weird because I
didn't know this, so now I had to go look it up. I
did. I looked it right up there on my Google and then somebody else
posted but you asked on Facebook and I loved it because I went Doug doesn't
believe his dad so much. He doesn't believe his dad that he's going to
Facebook to a jury of his peers. This was Facebook jury. Man.
It was the greatest. You're like, you're going bullshit, this is a
lie. You I'm just wondering if anybody else had heard this or didn't know
it, like I wasn't. I actually didn't know it. And I did
see that it was Exodus, and it said he had a speech impediment,
but they didn't say stutter specifically. In Exodus, it says and Moses said
then to the Lord, oh, my lord, I am not eloquent,
which is a great word to use when you can't speak world. Neither heretofore,
nor since thou hast spoken unto thy servant by him also slow speech of
a slow tongue. So he said, well, I'm would have send your
brother Aaron with you to speak for you on your behalf. Well that's why
Aaron spelled with two ways, because he was like, hey, all right,
this five days, let's just kind of down into and move out so
you know, straight to hell. I'm like, yeah, this is I've
known this. You want to talking about going straight to hell? So I
had my fourteen year old son in town and we went to my mom's and
I had one of my other sons who's twenty two, with us, and
my mother said, let's die eggs. So the boys were going to die
Easter eggs, just like when they were little. So you can write,
you get the white crayon or the candle wax, but it die eggs that
color eggs, yeah, die d y E know, so colors. That's
good. We dierects. So she so you can take the white crayon and
like you're right on there and used to put like you know, so and
so sucks or whatever like that. So all of a sudden, now here's
the bad part. I thought it would be fun, since we're all just
hanging out chilling, that I had half a gummy. But I didn't tell
anybody that I had half a gun. So at dinner, I'm like laughing
a little too hard at things and all this. So my son and uh
drops an egg in it's all blue, and he pulls out and he goes,
hey, look he drew a penis on the egg. Of nobody saw
that coming brough, So I didn't see it coming. So I stand there
and I'm like, oh, and he's and so he didn't want to make
a big deal about it. He's like, so I said, no,
no, show Grandma. Go show Grandma. So he's like fine, So
he shows her and she's like, oh, she goes, Jamison, you're
fourteen years old. He goes, yeah, exactly, Well, yeah,
what a expect Yeah, but she's going, I just never. I never
had my grandmother's I just never. I would never. I go, I
can't, I can't. And then the next day I said to her,
listen, I had half a gummy. I couldn't even discipline the kid because
I couldn't stop laughing over the fact that he drew half He drew a penis
on his Easter egg. We wound up throwing it out, which was when
did you just unpeel it? Then? Wow, that's what I said,
right. I think he smashed it out of it embarrassment because she was making
a big deal about it, and so he threw it out. But you
and he together go to hell on the stuttering and the penis on the egg.
Well, then my dad proceeds to tell me that, you know,
he doesn't know about history and he does read, and he goes, you
know, I know, I only worked at Kodak, and people know me
as a joker and Elvis impersonator. He goes, but I can hold a
conversation with the best of them, even somebody from n T. I go,
you mean mi T. Daddy goes, Yeah, that's the place.
Wait, you're back graduated ri T. Yeah exactly, and n T is
a basketball tournament going on right now, so it's easy to get it.
Yeah, he's just inches closer to that home. It's just gonna be easy
to go. Am I going to the home? No, you're going to
n I T right next to mit. Uh, Danny, I went to
church on Easter Sunday, did you? Yeah? I'm pressed? And uh?
Is that before or after you went to the Haunted Bar? Uh?
That was after the Haunted bart Bar. But I went to Uh. So
I went to church and I'm I'm sitting there and it's a a version of
the Catholic Church, but they accept everybody. So I think that the priest
is married and gay. Okay, yeah, it's Catholic light. Did he
have a stutter? He did not? He did not. No, I
think it's episcopalia, but I think it's kind of a derivative of the Catholic
Yes, they do much the same almost. So I'm sitting in there and
I'm looking at this woman in the church and I'm going, why do I
know her? And she's kind of looking around and a pretty lady, and
I'm like, man, I go did I go to high school with her?
Now, there was a girl I went to high school with it who
became a model, and she did some mabe lean and stuff like maybe,
I go, that's she's younger than me. But we went seven through twelve
in one building. It was small, so you know, this girl could
have been five years younger than me. I know. So I'm watching.
Then there's a coffee hour after my mother goes, you gotta come over for
the coffee hour. So we go over to this other building and they have
a full spread. They've got datshes and cupcakes in. This woman comes in
and she's got her two kids. She's walking around. If I say the
name Hillary Burton, does that mean anything to you Hillary Burton? No?
No, Have you ever seen the show Jeffrey Dean Morgan? Does that mean
anything to you? It sounds Oh was he the guy? No, he's
not mcgiver. No, No, it was William Dean Anders. Did you
ever watch the show One Tree Hill? No, but I heard it wasn't
a WB show. Yeah, I was after you two song. I don't
know, Okay it was, But so she was in that show. Okay,
he was in the Good Wife on CBS. He was one of the
lead guys I'm Walking Dead. He and Paul Rudd on a candy shop right
in the town my mother lives in, and they so they lived there.
But I'm watching this woman. Once I figured out who she was, and
I went, oh, okay, I remember I have seen that show because
when I was married, my wife didn't like that show, and I had
seen her in some other things, and I'm going, as I'm watching her,
I go, Man, being famous sucks because you have to watch this
woman like carefully, methodically watch every action, every interaction, every interaction with
everybody from the church that comes up, making sure she introduces herself just by
her first name, not assuming anybody knows who she is or doesn't know who
she is, making sure her kids are polite and do it. I mean,
I was like, wow, this was hard, man. It was
like it was parenting almost like ten times. You said, like, you
know, after the Super Bowl, when Taylor Swift and Kelsey embraced that,
you said, they have to like watch everything they say they're on camera and
they going to be so disciplined. Yes, in that moment, you know,
and it's probably the same night. It's a way of watch it now.
Now, a lot of people like, my mother has no idea who
this woman is. And then when I said, so we get I go
that woman looked familiar. My mother goes, oh, yeah, she wrote
a book about this town and how much she loves it and loves living here.
And she goes and all the locals hate it. And she, you
know, clearly has a tremendous amount of money and you know, very pretty.
But man, to watch her have to interact with everybody, like her
head was sort on a swivel, making sure she recognized everybody, eye contact
with everybody, making sure kids did all that were normally you would just be
kind of a little more normal. And I'm like, man, being famous
sucks because you know, everybody's talking when you leave, they're all talking behind
your back. What you did? She ignored me. She didn't say anything,
Yeah she did. You know that's I mean. Back in the nineties,
when the Bills were in their height and they went to four straight Super
Bowls, there were just as many people growing up that hated the Bills that
loved them. And the reason ninety percent of them hated the Bills, you
know, ten ten percent were like, yeah, I just they have their
own team, or they just want to be counterculture. The other ninety was,
well, Jim Kelly didn't give me an autograph. He was a jerk.
Bruce Smooth a jerk. Yeah, Thomas was a jerk act you know,
because like these people, they never they can never turn it off,
even if they're just like going about their business and just trying to mind their
business. Hey, I'm sorry to bother you with er Bo Jackson, but
I know you're with your family, but could you sign this box of cards?
I mean, these guys get this crap hearing guys say, you know,
I'm having dinner with my family, right, Yeah, I'm trying to
draw some boundaries. But it's funny because then I looked this woman up and
they People magazine just did a whole spread in the month of March on her,
their house in Rhinebeck, her husband, the whole deal. So it's
like, it's pretty nice. Is it on a cliff overlooking the Lakers?
No, it's not. It's a it's a big old farm that they have
or something like that. But anyway, good for them. Yeah, Butch's
back from bacha baby. It's the Bikers Against Child Abuse and this Sunday,
the day before the cliff. Oh, is this the Big Moose Club Dinner?
Club Big Moose Club Dinner. Then we'll get to Moose and Squirrel.
So if I want the if I want the dinner, and what do I
gotta do? Show up with fifteen bucks in your pocket? Fifteen bucks?
Yep? What do I get from Reddy to Meatball's Italian sausage, bread,
salid and dessert? And if I want to go through twice, then fifteen
that's perfect. That's a good deal going towards the kids. That's right,
It's all worth it. Why don't you just tell everybody again what the Bikers
Against Child Abuse does because I loved it when you were here. I think
it really helps the kids self esteem. It absolutely does. So we're international.
We're in forty seven states, eighteen countries, all with one mission to
empower abuse children not to fear the world in which they live. We every
child gets two primaries, which are a twenty four seven three sixty five contact
for that call to them any time. Those primaries also do follow up visits
with the kids if they're really far away, and it sometimes ends up being
text messages and stuff. More than more than visits, but just constant contact
with them. Then we help them through the entire court process. We follow
them, we wait with them before they go into grand jury. We're there
when they come out. Basically just be in there to keep their mind off
the fact that they're gonna go in and tell a bunch of strangers about what
happened to them. And then if that moves to a trial, we also
go there to trial, which is you know, Butch is obviously not my
real name, ghost Rider who was here, last name not his real name.
We all go by road names so that we can't be subpoena because the
defense attorneys will subpoena family and friends of the child so that there's nobody in
court for him in there. So that way, you know, we got
our road names. We were in the road. Back up one second.
I just heard her said. So the defense attorney will try to make it
so the kid almost doesn't have any allies pretty much, yeah, sitting in
the courtroom. So if the child's testifying, but then you know, then
they'll start calling parents to testify, anybody even for one minor detail. And
if you have if you're subpoena to testify, in court, you can't be
in the courtroom during the rest of the proceedings. So so the child could
potentially get up there to testify and not have anybody in court sitting there waiting
for him. Interesting, so we're in the front rows. We go there
as a symbol of strengths for the child, not as a symbol of intimidation
towards the perpetrator. We we don't deal with the purp. We don't deal
with anybody. We have one rule in court, which is shut the fuck
up, don't talk to anybody you don't know who you're talking to. As
a matter of fact, BAKA kids that the numbers vary, but ninety six
percent of the time, pocket kids are able to get through the Grand Jerry
process and move their case to trial, where non BACA kids summer's in the
sixty percent. So it's a pretty drastic Yeah, that is a different drastic
number. And that's interesting because you know, as you're talking, I always
think like we hear defense a lot of times, right, the defense a
journey, and you want to go, well, that just sounds awful,
right for the kid, But on the other hand, you go, you
have the right to a fair trial, and a good defense attorney is going
to do everything they can to protect your rights and freedom. Absolutely, Okay,
that is the system we have set up here, so it's kind of
going both ways, but it just sounds so bad when it's a kid that's
on the receiving end of this. Oh. Absolutely, that's the part that
really makes it tough because it's a kid on the receiving end and you just
go, I wouldn't want to have to defend one of those cases at all.
And the difference we see in these kids sometimes. I mean, you
know, one of the first we went over the level one process before where
we all go meet the kid for the first time, and one of the
first I went ones, I went to you know, we were told all,
you know, his kids really shy, really quiet, really reserved,
be careful you know, on how you approach him. And by the time
we introduced everybody and gave him his bag full of goodies, that kid was
in charge. I mean, bam, you're going here, you're going,
You're it. You're hiding with this guy, I mean, just barking orders
all over the place. He made one of our guys run ten laps around
the house because he didn't like the way he was doing stuff, and you
know, I mean, it's just amazing, you know. And they we
went back to afterwards and you know, had our debreathing and I thought,
you guys said this kid was shy and quiet. They're like, he didn't
say a word. Yeah, the first time we met him, he didn't
say anything. And then man, it's like that quick for it's very nice
the work that you're doing, right, And I know that, as you
pointed out, the idea is not to intimidate anybody or the perpetrator, but
I would think that a lot of times in these cases, someone does try
to get to the kid. And I don't mean in some way to like
silence the kid, but kids are impressionable, and so you may have like
a grandma or somebody who comes along, and I would say that if I
knew that Baka was there, I'm like, okay, hands off. And
so I wonder if it does help, almost in addition to build the self
esteem and make the kid feel safe, actually protect the kid from someone trying
to manipulate them. And we will do that. If it's a level two,
which we touched on briefly last time too. If there is an immediate
threat to the child if you know. Sometimes you know the Purpose will go
back and leave notes on the refrigerator or something. We will set up twenty
four to seven at least four people around the house. Around the house after
child and the family leave to go do something and come back, we'll go
clear the house to make sure nobody's in there before they go back in,
and we'll do it until the threat's gone. Usually by then, you know,
the Purpose have run into a few restraining organs and stuff, so they're
they're not out hopefully. May I add out too long? May I ask
a questions? And I don't know if you'll be able to answer this or
not, but have you gone into clearer house and found someone? We had?
Luckily in New York we have not had a high level two situation.
Yeah, that's great. Well, it is good work, and you can
help out. Sunday the Moose Club in and we's Henrietta Road in West Road.
Sunday, April seventh, where's the time to five? We'll have a
silent auction going on too. I got some pretty cool cool gifts. Doug
donated some stuff for us. Thank you, Doug. We're going to give
you did he give you the give him a case of DVDs A night of
cat to know? I got them a couple of nights at the cat.
Uh. Do you the one director commentary? The directors? It's on there.
That's great. The uncovered. Yeah, get out there and order a
really unique cause. And I had never heard of this until Doug recommended having
me on. And I think it's great. But we appreciate it's been good.
We've been reaching out. The more we you know, we do presentations
for agencies, which is how we get our children, and the more and
more we do, it's kind of nice. When we go back, we
we hear that more people have heard of us. That's a great time we
go back, so good. I just appreciate you having us on and you
got it man. Letting us spread the awareness about about our organization anytime.
We will take a moment coming up a little game for Doug. Are you
smarter a stripper? Now? All Doug really has to do is tell us
if the girl will get the question or the answer to the question correct or
not? Okay, but we can all participate and feel free to hang out.
But if you I might have to take it. I might have to
listen to but comedy at the Carlson Oh tomorrow night or Wednesday, April third,
it is going to be Joel Linley. Joel is extremely funny. He
is from the mean streets of Brighton, and he is hilarious. He has
played clubs and colleges around the country. And then Thursday night, you're a
headliner. Yeah here, yes, Greg Owens, No, I know who
it is. I'm just looking at right, Greg Owens. The feature of
Cindy and the MC is Dougie Fresh and Dougie Fresh. I just I'll have
to ask later on. But I think you're very You're excited about this.
I'm excited, feeling good, feeling nervous, feeling good. I was practicing
today, Yeah, going over my routine just like me. You pretend I'm
a Jiffy pop. You just keep sir until I start popping it like you
can feel it coming. Yeah. Anxious? And then uh so that's Wednesday,
Thursday, and then Friday and Saturday is Jamie Lissa. Oh great,
yeah, Jamie Lis. Let me talk to him again. I have not
talked to him again. I did not. I uh, I'm hoping to
get out to see him. But I've got my mom coming into town,
and I've got all different things happening, so but I'd like to get out
there and see Jamie. He's hilarious. Jamie has been on Gutfeld. Uh.
He has his own podcast now with his doctor. Uh, with his
yeah, his doctor, really with his doctor who is also his girlfriend.
Oh, and it's questions you're afraid to ask the doctor basically. Yeah,
we've been waiting for a show like that. It's really it's it's nicely done
and Jamie inserts the penis jokes. He's very good at So check that out.
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he was a really cool caddy. You know, we talked a bit and
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Oh I didn't not really. The church going typeisms and bingo is pretty much
and you get me a church oh or Monte Carlo Knights, I know you
do. That's why I was playing a little bit for now. Was this
one that was ever played in the strip clubs? No? A nice little
slow girls girls girls always yeah, a little uh they would appeal to this,
be kind of nice, though appeal to it the only thing they were
appealing with their clothes off my long and mine. Gentlemen, good, go
ahead. Did you go see him? When on the last uh No High
Stadium free tickets twenty years ago from the Classy Cat, I took stripper,
the head bartender, and the owner's wife. We had front front row.
We didn't know how close we were. It was me this is the wall,
you were the bouncer and Mick mars is Joe. That's how close we
were. Closest front row, front row. I got a drumstick from Tommy
Lee. We gave the guy our jackets. One of the girls got fucking
ripped and take her out Arrow. They opened up for Aerosmith. Okay,
so it was one of the greatest concerts I ever went to. Yeah,
front row, front route. Look at this, there's a lot of controversy
and last year's tour being like pre recorded. Yeah, well a lot of
that. Vince before the pandemic, Vince just did not He fell off stage
one place. He was saying that like a county fair with packing state,
he couldn't do it. And it was like Iowa or something. No,
it was here. Oh, I know he fell out. He fell off
the stage at Iowa. No, I think I saw it too. I
saw him fall off stage. I think was in the South, and I
think the Midwest was a fair, and I thought it was a county fair
in Iowa. And the only reason I say that is at the time,
I was on a radio station in Iowa doing some stuff in Des Moines.
So I remember reading some liner. I mean I did it from here,
you know, it was just a voice track the stuff, But so I
remember that. Then he went and played and there was video that came out
and he gave up and walked off stage, and the music is still playing
like they're singing voice. Yeah, but he was just so bad. So
I think you're probably right in those stadiums and they're unforgiving the stadiums right half
stadiums. What do you mean? What was it? They said it was
a stadium tour with def lepperd jone Jet and Motley Krupe. The stadium was
cut in half. Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, they couldn't sell.
They weren't selling the whole thing. No, No, it's like a
it was a inkland. It's like the old comedy club where they used to
uh, they used to paper the room. They would just give away tickets
all the time. They don't do that anymore. There was a used to
do that. There was a meme going around about Vince Neil and the Abominable
Snowman, comparing the two. They had the Abominable Snowman like singing to Motley
Crue and showing it side by side with Vince Neil, And yeah, they
looked alike. You couldn't really tell who was really singing. It was pretty
bad. Oh man, So Doug, how many years were you a strip
club DJ? Sixteen? Sixteen years? Did you get a gold watch when
you left? Go g string all right. So, uh, this is
a stripper named Devon. Okay. Yeah, and they didn't want to say
where they work, but they agreed to do it. So their questions have
been asked, and then Devin answered the questions. You have to guess whether
Devin gets the song right or not. Okay, it's a song right,
the question right? The question right or not. I've got bells and whistles
of every kind going on, Devin, Well, there's only three places to
dance now, so yeah, what are what are the places to dance?
It's the Barrel Dolls and Anderson. Yeah, by good man. It's Talley
Hose out in East Henrietta. They have a golf tournament that I think I'm
gonna partake in with a buddy of mine. Do you want a golf in
it? It's on a Monday, best best eighteen holes in Rotches. Vixen's
scott's Ville Is Victionen's in Scottsville. Yeah, it was the old. It
was the old We're girls from your neighborhood strip Yeah, Foxies, Foxies Now
Vixen's now Vixen's. Okay, that's the three. At least they left the
exit there, all right, Uh now, the first question, Devin,
that's her real name? Yeah, well that's her. That's your stripper name,
it is. That was the name she gave, uh if if she
were paid. All right, I'm gonna have to pause for a moment plus
or station identification pause for one moment here. All right, my phone was
ringing and I was going I didn't know what was happening, right, And
it's actually uh my fourteen year old son who's back with his mom in Alabama,
and they're having tornado warnings right now, all the way from Alabama,
Bama, Lama. Here she comes. So how where are you right now?
Jamison? The laundering room, the laundry room, because the sirens are
going off? And the how scared are you? Bad? Scared man?
Because yeah, it's got to be an unsetting. The I've never gone through
tornado, it's ever you know, had tornado warnings. We've had them touchdown
here, but it's it's so rare. I'm going to say it's rare,
but it's happens around this time of year every once in a while, you
know somebody. Yeah, it seems a little further out where there's open space,
but you'll get you know, some of that stuff. I'm sure everything's
going to be fine. You know what I did tell the story about your
artwork on the egg. I thought it was kind of funny, Jamison.
When you're scared, I want you to think about what you drew on that
egg. Okay, it'll make you laugh. Make you laugh, it'll make
it'll take it'll take your mind off of it. Right. Yeah, the
house is shaking. I'm supposed to think of a dick on an egg.
I never remember Socrates saying that. Just say it out loud, Jamison.
I drew a black on Everything's going to be fine. I drew that's awesome,
all right, Well for grandma, I know that that was to complete
the setting. My favorite part of that was when my grandma, my my
grandmother, my mother says to him, Jameson, you're fourteen years old.
He goes, yeah, I'm fourteen years old. My mother says to me
next, saying, you know, he's right, of course, that's when
you do that sort of thing. And he didn't, by the way,
he didn't. He didn't. What's that I didn't know that story yet.
Boy, I didn't know, but he did not. Now now the second
I got a great joke about a tornado. I guess I guess that apple
didn't fall far from the tree. Right. Well, hang on a second.
Now, I will say we showed Dick pics in a podcast about it.
I will say that Jamison did not go proudly displaying it. He just
showed it to me and his brother. I'm the one who said show grandma.
Now, I will say that that I would have done it a little
differently than Jamison. I would have drawn that and not said anything and seen
if anybody noticed, and hoped that it was the next day during the Easter
egg that that would have been my move. But I but it was all
fine. It was all fine. No one, No one was upset.
And Jameson was Jordan in the kitchen, oh god, yes, he even
that was another thing. While while the eggs were being h what do you
say colored to I'm saying colored eggs? The colored So Jamison walks in,
bends over, aims his ass at his brother and rips an enormous, loud,
thunderous fart, and my mother goes, oh my god. And in
my kitchen, in my kitchen, he came in and he aims his ass,
right, father, Yeah, that's so you do you do? I
think she's forgotten what it's like to have teenage boys around. But that's all
right. I'm sure everything's gonna turn out perfectly well with the tornado, buddy.
Yeah, are the sirens still going off? Yeah? Yeah, they
sound like fire alarms till That's the hard part is if you don't know what
they are. It just sounds like fire alarms. But our cell phones go
off like crazy, and then you and your fire alarms are going off in
the name they sound like a right, all right, Well, I will
check in with you in a little bit, Is that all right? Yeah?
All right? How long is the tornado warning for? Do they give
you an estimated time for? Okay, all right, I'll check back with
you. Okay, yes, sir? Sure, all right. I love
you, buddy, love you too, alright. You know with a tornado
and ex wife have in common, don't you? When I'm actually hung up,
Doug. When they're coming, they're huler and screaming. When they leave,
they take the house and car was just closes. He Hey, by
the way, miss Moran, have you ever heard this one? I'm sweating,
I'm sweating. Oh, who's on the hospital now? It doesn't look
so bad. Ye, all right, Doug. The first question asked to
Devon. If you were paid one hundred dollars to dance for three songs,
how much would she be making per song? Does she know the answer her
or not? Does she know the answer or not? Here we go.
Let's see fifty bucks seventy, fifty bucks seventy yeah, yeah, wow,
those girls aren't too good in math? Maybe math that mass she raised her
own anthy Yeah, yeah, fifty seventy seventy. That was thirty three and
change is what I think the answer would be. All right. The next
question asked to Devon. If Destiny is five foot nine and puts on six
inch heels, how tall is she? She's not getting this well, Devin,
no, no, no, Butch, you're saying, no, no
way, Danny, you know what I think she's gonna get it. Danny
says she's going to get it. Six foot she's six foot three. She
got it, got it, Doug, six foot three, You don't know.
Five to nine six inches would be six foot three? Wow? Wait
five nine with six inches, yeah, add six inches to five ft nine
and that's six three three. Yeah? All right, okay, all right?
She got Maybe she asked Doug the questions, Doug, he's smarter than
Dougie Fresh. All right, Doug, what does the d C stand for?
In Washington d C? Will Devin know or not? She won't know,
she will not know, she will not know. She knows about geometry.
I'm gonna say she doesn't know, Danny, No, she doesn't know.
She doesn't know Democratic Court. Let's be honest. Yes, right,
Washington Credit Court. All Right, Doug, can she spell tequila? Can
she spell tequila? I'm gonna go yes on this one. You're gonna go
yes. Yes, but says yes no. Danny says no. T e
q U I l A yeah, alright, so so far, I think
we're a tie score. I remember a girl in Californa, East La.
Sam's Hoffbrow and I have a friend that still Martuns or DJ's there. This
girl would not get on stage until she had five shots at tequila at ten
am in the morning. Wow, I don't remember who she was, but
I mean ten am in the morning and the morning she would come in and
just start getting a buzz on. I'm not going on stage till I feel
better. Yeah. And Pleasure Pleasures in Pasadena he was actually pretty healthy for
you. Yeah, I know that much. I think Mosa told me that
once. U. All right, if you drive fifty miles an hour,
how far will you get in an hour and a half? How far will
you get in an hour and a half. I don't think she's gonna get
this one, Devin, know this or not? You're gonna say no.
She would be in the back seat. No, no, Danny, I'm
gonna say uh, I'm gonna say yes. Oh, probably like twenty miles.
Oh, I gave her too much credits. Sounds like she went to
n I T your dad, your dad, He's like, yo, she
got this one to kill it? D graduated him with a pen at home.
Okay, fifty miles posey, Kathy, I got this one? All
right? What is the line that goes around the Earth separating the northern and
southern hemispheres? Will she know this or not? Bason Dixon? Does she
know this or not? Yeah? I think she's gonna guess the equator?
Okay, yeah, but I'm gonna go no. I'm gonna say no to
You're gonna say no to equator? Waiter? Look at this? Yeah she
did she did. She did pull it yeah, but she's heard it enough.
She's heard enough. She's heard a word of quator and she danced for
quakers. Uh. If a new set of breasts cost seven thousand dollars,
how much does each one cost? Well, Devin know this or not?
Doug? I think she can divide by two with this one? You think
she can be five yet? Okay, No, she's shown no mad skills.
She's shown no mad skills. I would say, you're right. The
pattern says otherwise. I tried to give up with but I try to give
her the benefit of doubt before and backfard. Okay, here we go.
It's about three fifty. Now hold on, she said three fifty? Do
we give it to her? Because it would be three thousand, five hundred,
But she said three fifty. I was given it to her based on
just like if you're going to grade like Noah the teacher? Noah? What
did Noah was a teacher from the Bible? Right? Yes, he he
ugraded on an arc. So if we're grade on an arc? Should we
give it to her? We give it to her? I'm sure I'd like
to give it to her like that bea But where they were they? How
many figures. Am I holding up? Uh? Three? Well, actually
it's four, but since you thought it was three, you really weren't lying.
All right. Now, final question with Devin, Okay, why do
we celebrate the fourth of July? Well, she don't want or not want
no independence day, fourth of July. This is the essay portion of the
four You know what Devin got on her essay? Ts what you get barbecue?
I'm gonna I'm gonna get Yes, she's gonna figure it out. She's
gonna figure it out. What do you say? But I'm gonna go yes,
yes, yes, he says yes. All right, here we go,
because it's to say independence. Independence. Okay. So now there was
a follow up question independence from who or what? Independence from who or what?
Will she know the answer to that? No British, No, no,
no, she probably thinks of Mexico. Yes, Danny's gonna say yes
from oh, my goodness, countries, the other the other countries, the
other countries. If you take the field, I got it the field.
Do you know any of the people who own the clubs anymore? No,
you don't know. All right. I would like to go back out and
do this again. I'd love to go with you would you really? Oh
yeah, you would love to come with me? Yeah, because I was
just going to go, Like, especially if there's a DJ. If we
go to one of the has a DJ boots, I don't want to go
hang out, you don't know, I want to go. I want to
like set it up with the owner where I can just go back. And
if I have to pay, like you would pay for lap dance to answer
ten questions, I would do that, okay to one of the girls,
I'll then I'll DJ and I'll play a metallical song for nine minutes to get
your money's worth? Right? Why would you want to jump back up in
a DJ? But I would introduce a couple of girls and that would be
about it. Yeah, all right, coming to the stage for one,
two, three songs. Number one fan of Bilified, Here she comes,
all eyes friend Center, get your love dollars ready for Jessedy. You know
you gotta do it during the day though, right, yes, other girls
that are doing it to pay for school or in class, right, Yeah,
so you don't get the A team of the day. No, No,
that's what I'm saying. Well, this is why I always go Britney
Spears. Now looks like the stripper that dances at two o'clock in the afternoon
when you watch her on Instagram. If you watched her, she looks terrible.
Well I saw one girl, Beryl Dolls or her teeth or teeth reminded
me of March Madness. Really well, she was down to the final four.
Hey that more Thursday Night. You know who's in the final four?
Alabama? Alabama? You know what they call it? Toothbrush in Alabama?
Finishing go ahead. They figured that the toothbrush was invented at Alabama. How's
that because if it were invented anywhere else, Dougie Fresh should be called a
teeth brush. Oh sorry, yeah, we got problems. That's what you
did the comedy. What what do kittens and girls from Alabama have in common?
I don't know. They both like their paws. Thursday Nights a material.
All right, we will uh, we'll take a moment. Anybody have
thoughts on the guy who married the Siamese twins. I'm sure you do get
I did see that. Yeah, No, I didn't see that. I
saw twice. Yeah, we will get to that talking about it. Jesus,
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day For Siamese Twins, they're dancing. I don't know where I'm going to
the kitchen, to the bedroom, to the bathroom, to the attic,
but I sure know where I've been. Yes, Siamese twins. This is
a weird thing that I saw all over everywhere, the Siamese twins, that
you would worry if they were your kid. I don't know. You don't
hear about them too now you don't, or at least surviving. You hear
about like the attempt to separate Siamese twins, but you don't hear about a
lot of times they're working out. And apparently it has and now they've gotten
married. Yeah, which I've read about it over the weekend. Yeah,
by one, get one free. I guess you got two for one lamp
dances here with Jenna and Audrey stays. Okay with that, and that's a
legitimate question. You can only marry one. Yeah, okay, So it's
Abby Hencil but they're but they're I don't know how this works. I don't
know if it's Abby and Brittany Hensel and they married army veteran Josh Bowling.
I think Josh Bowling was on t l C. Yeah that sounds really familiar.
Does Wait? Was that? No? That wasn't Kate plus Eight's husband,
was it? No? No? No, okay, no, but
the uh so, I have no idea, but they did. So these
girls have gone on TikTok No. Yeah, and they talked their teachers,
their teachers, So this is them talking about teaches chemistry the other one and
teaches Jim Jim Klas We had the periodic table and Dodgeball day. Definitely teach
in the collaborative team approach. We had concerns about how the students would respond,
like having a student teacher. I got a plus plus four eyes watching
part when we're teaching. We definitely teach in a collaborative team approach. It's
so weird because they look like could you imagine could try to go back to
being a kid, and this just walks in and goes welcome class. It
looks like something, it looks like something on a monster's ink. It looks
like I think Sesame Street had a whole thing where they had like the Siamese
twin puppet puppet. I don't ever remember that, you think, so,
yes, I know they looked up. I know they did. I know
they did. I know they never shared my cookies with that guy. Next
thing, I know every cookie. Now there's all kinds of tiktoks about them
getting married, because I believe you can only marry one person at a time
legally, But do each of them have their own Utah's polygamy? Polygamy?
I believe that that's outlawed. I don't think so. I thought each wife
had to have their own residents. You can't have everybody in the same house.
That was a loophole. That was a loophole. You have to have
your own house, your own address. Yeah, you can't all be living
on a house all right. Here is some people commenting on so we're all
thinking the same thing. How does it work? Who does what? Of
course, he can only legally marry one and in this case he married Abby
and that's the taller to one on the left, and taking the picture this
way is so criminal. Not the sister. Third conjoined twin, Abby Hencil,
is married. She married a former TLC reality star in an army vet.
He is now a nurse. You guys know, conjoined twins are twins
that are connected, the bodies are connected. Well, Abby is the one
that married this guy, as you can see in the background photo. That
yeah, being that he married her, it's almost like basically he married both
of them. I haven't seen these girls been married in twenty twenty one.
It's not like it happened yesterday, but a lot of people didn't know about
it. I haven't seen these girls since, like I was like eleven or
twelve when Day was on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Okay, all right,
all right, So there's so many questions, like, I don't know how
any of this works. I know it would freak you out. Well,
all right, they go out to a bar, she's on one court.
Well, didn't you ever see was a stand by Me Wither and Nick Damon.
So it's pretty much the same way. If she got interested in talking
to somebody and she wants to be happy, I guess it's just you have
to deal with it. If it's not a gimmick stand by me, Yeah
it was. Yes, there was a movie Stuck On You Stuck Out,
Sam was borking free right. I was gonna say yeah, but wow,
Now I saw a documentary on P. T. Barnum and he did have
asan conjoin twins and they married sisters and this ant joke, you can look
it up. But they had two houses and thirty days they would live in
that one as that couple, and then the next thirty days they would move
into the other house for the other couple. That's how they ended up having
like thirty kids or something. Wow, all they did. Now, But
see, this is the question, like do they both feel things so not
well? And let me ask you this. Hang on a second, hang
on, hang on, I'll take it to a broken arm and not to
sex. But let's say, does the right arm only get felt by one
and the left arm by the other? Or And then because there's two minds,
right, there's two brains that are operating, they both speak, they
both So isn't there four arms? No? I think there's only there's only
two arms. Two so it's like they're connected almost from the waist and then
up so each each one had an arm. So that's why I'm wondering.
Just one control one arm, one control the other. Right, I don't
know, I don't know how this works. And then if you did have
sex, how that would be? This would be the weirdest thing of the
world. Oral sex would be very interesting. I mean, if one's giving
oral sex, do they both have to be in the movie for it?
Oh, that's it's a very it's very weird. It's just a weird thing.
And I well, I don't think you get married. I think You're
right, it's just gone through all the possible scenarios with these people. To
do that, I'm not you'd really have to be This would have to be
the most and i know this sounds horrible and mean and all this, but
it would have to be the most attractive person you've ever been around. And
and I'm not even saying physically, a lot of things going into attracting somebody.
Yeah, there's got to be a whole lot of stuff unless you're looking
for because he was a TLC guy, Unless you're looking for a reality showdown
the line, what was his reality show? What you don't think you're going
to have? I'm sure life with Bob or he looks like an average dude.
I mean, he's a big guy, but I mean he looks like
somebody wh would probably like play offensive line somewhere. Yeah. Well, they
have the Osbourne's, they had the Gene Simmons, they were doing one with
Liza Minelli. If this isn't coming seeing how they live, I know,
But then it makes you wonder did he fall in love or was he just
looking for another paycheck? Yeah, that's that's a great question, which would
be kind of which would be shitty, But that's an awful I mean like
after a while though, you'd be like, if you weren't in love with
this or with one of these two where both of there's two women, they're
girls, then you would, oh, yes they are. I'm not denying
that. You was saying. It's it's an it's odd you always want the
other one chiming in. You're trying to have a conversation over here. I
know one's a Dale's fan and one's Why do you know that? I don't
make it up? Flip a coin head their tail? They what like?
What if one false? What does the other do? This is like the
whole thing. It's so weird. I don't know. I want This is
where i'd have I need an interview, wouldn't you need? You want to
sit down? And I don't remember that to hear that podcast? Yeah?
Where are they? I don't know what you do? What are you doing
in this situation? Yeah? That's well, does one only because it fills
both the bellies? I don't know. You switch off back and forth.
What if one's hungry and the other one isn't? Right? What if I
mean one what if someone want is allergic something? The other one isn't.
No, that would be that one body. They would be yeably, you
know, one has a peanut allergy and the other one doesn't. All right,
doctor, doctor Doug, I'm just one heart. They did con joined
or definitely different? I mean I was thinking living just well. I read
your list, you did. I went through a lot of songs. Cool,
I just haven't seen you. Go ahead. Abby and Brittany became the
stars with their own reality show on TLC in twenty twelve, titled Abby and
Brittany, long after their first gaining public recognition via the Open Ruinfy Show in
nineteen ninety six. They were born with the rare condition called uh diycephallus,
which affects one of every two hundred thousand berths and share a bloodstream, some
vital organs, and genitalia. They share it one in two hundred thousand.
That seems like it happens more often than you'd think. Abby controls the right
side of the body and Brittany the left. Their parents decided not to opt
for surgery at birth that would have separated them, but only because it was
a dangerous surgery. Yeah, I mean I cannot get so one gets left
and one gets right, Now, what if she wasn't like, you got
to be around this dude, You got to smell this dude, You got
to sleep next to this dude, and he and you're not the one who
married him, and you know, do you ever just get so mad you
just slap him with your left hand. By let's take it right, I
just go, what do you? I don't want to go to that movie?
Yeah, this is kind I don't want to be Yes, you do.
And it feels like, well, it's that's obviously not a publicity stunt
because they've been married for two three years, so it's not a publicity stunt.
But you gotta feel like along the line, the Army veteran keep it
going, have to cash in somewhere, hang on. The Army veteran husband
of conjoined twin Abby Hencil has been hit with a paternity suit filed since they
he was like yeah, okay. Lawsuit was filed in October twenty twenty three,
almost two years after Josh Bowling, who documented her life sharing a body
with sister Brittany Okay on the TLC, secretly wedd in twenty twenty one.
The paternity case was filed by Bowling's ex wife, Wall he had a you
had a wife, and now you got two. Like they're both pitch today.
This is the car that doesn't get yelled at enough, get yelled at
living in stereo? Is that just what if they both snore? Yeah?
If the paternity case was filed by his ex wife and so he got married
to anich I guess. Court record show a genetic test report was entered in
the file on March set, twenty twenty four, but detailed the event to
have one daughter together, of whom they shared joint custody, according to court
documents. Meet your Stepmoms. These documents state the she is their only joint
child born during the marriage. The couple split in twenty nineteen, and Anika
had another daughter who was born in late twenty twenty is now three. Okay,
Well, hopefully it's true love and they can make it work. Yeah,
it appears possible. This is the child whose paternity is being contested by
but available court documents by boy neither Anak and Dashua. Wow, so this
is probably how it all came out that he was remarried because somebody found this
this court law suit, because they tried to But yeah, but when you
get married, yes, that is supposed to be your public declaration of your
love for somebody or somebody's in this case. So this idea that has been
kept under wraps is even more fascinating. It's like, boo, what do
you think they dressed up as for Halloween? The Adams Family, Remember Fred
Funstone, Wilma and Betty. We're flooring fauna from the Addams fat I'm sorry,
how can I compete here twice the woman? I am? Yes,
he can be the bowling ball, he can be the pens. Oh god,
there's so just so many questions. I can't. I can't. I
don't even know. That's like if I walked into So we went my mother
lives down state, went down for Easter. There's a place called a Choken
which is near Woodstock, and they took an old railroad bed and they made
it into a really beautiful hiking trail and that goes all the way out over
the reservoir now the reservoir. When I was a kid, one of my
favorite calling it was just this boring talk show. I'm scanning the dial and
I hear this woman yelling. It was w DST Woodstock and she's yelling there
are hippies swimming naked in the reservoir, and the guy goes what she goes,
there are hippies, So people would go down and skinny it. But
that was the water that was provided to New York City for drinking water and
stuff. I don't know if they had any dead bodies like Rochester, but
that's the case. So we go there, we leave, and my mother
on the way out there was a place called Moose Crossing and she said,
I really I've been wanting to check this out, but I'm always alone.
And it looks like a cool kind of fun bar, like a dive bar.
So we go to Moose Crossing. No, it's a high I think
it's a front for something else. But it was a high end furniture shop
like all this, you know, things you would find in the Catskills at
a rondecks people's homes. There's beds that were a couple thousand dollars and nice
furniture, antlers and stuffed animals and all kinds of shit. So then we
go over to this other place and that's just a deli, not a bar.
So my brother, my brother, my son looks up bars near us
and he finds one called Snyder's. Doug. I put this up on my
Instagram channel. It looked like a haunted house. We got there, my
fourteen year old son was afraid to go in because it was just covered in
vines. You saw it, it looked like a haunted house. And when
you walked in, they had like it looked like somebody's private basement party.
They had a bunch of food on card tables and pulls and chips. Was
a bar. It was a bar. They were out playing horseshoes because the
weather was nice. There was some dart game going on where they were throwing.
They had a deck of cards on a bolletin board and you had to
hit certain ones with a dart. And then inside there were all these people
at a pool table that you didn't have a lot of room to maneuver around,
and it was like dirty. You weren't really sure where you're going.
It was but like, hey, we're going over jazz house. You get
it fucking pack. But if I walked in there and I saw the simon
these twins, I'd go fetch Yeah, expect to see that here would be
You ever wonder if they've ever done movie cameos, I don't know, if
I'm sure they've had the bad asked that you want to do are horror flax?
Well, the thing is also like, well no, I mean that
would be. There was a you might as well cash girls can join the
head and they were on Howard Stern and they were on that. They were
on Nip Tuck as well, and Surgeon and and FX and they divided them
up and then they didn't make it through the operation. Their last wish was
to be sewn back together so they would always be together. But they were
living, and they were on talk shows throughout their life. I think they
passed away. Wow. They looked a lot different than not to be mean,
but than these girls. Well, these girls are one body, two
heads right right. The other girls were connected from the the head, back
of the head, in front of the head. Hyeah. They were kind
of like It's almost like if you saw them doing an interview with Howard.
They their heads were like tipping toward each other. Okay, I think.
And they had their own bodies, yes did they And they didn't share anything
else I don't think so. But but cutting them apart, it did kill
them I think I think that was the case. Yeah wow, all right,
well I've read of twins who are were go ahead, Doug was gonna
say their Siamese twins in there. You know, time in the month wasn't
the same day every fifteen days would be a nightmare. All right, that's
bad. But yeah, why it's toughly for pleasure. They're smarter than Devin.
All right, they probably went to n I T too. You know
that moment when you're at a party and you see someone you know from across
the room that you don't want to talk to, but they want to talk
to you, Well you just don't want to talk. You see them and
you're like, I just yeah, okay, but now you got four eyes,
four sets eye four eyes looking at you, two sets eyes locked on
you to see you. What is your move in that case? If you
see somebody at a party or even a bar, you walk into a bar
restaurant, this is what I do. It's always it always works. You
confront the problem immediately and you're going, hey, what's going on? How
you doing? You're gonna be around for a while. I gotta stop and
see so and so. You'd be a here for a bit, and you
eventually, like you make it so that you remembered you went and said hello,
you saw them, and then eventually, like you work your way around
and then you eventually take off. Have you ever left? Have you ever
left a place because there was somebody there that you saw that you didn't want
to talk to. I can't remember. I want to say no, but
I just avoid him and walk side of the bar, just keep moving around
so they don't see it. Danny, you get you go up to him
and get over it over, get over Oh yeah. But but even then
it sounds phony, like, well, I'm not trying to be phony.
I'll just be like, I know that they want to talk. I mean,
I don't have many people that I don't want to talk to, but
there are some people, you know, and I have no issues with them,
They just don't want to stop talking. So you have to kind of
those people. I know. Yeah, yes, you have to kind of
like control the conversation. One word answers along. Yeah, you walk up
to him, you say hello, you gotta be around for a bit.
I gotta go see. Uh, nothing has changed since I've seen you.
In fact, we know a guy. I'm not gonna say who it is,
but come on, every time we run it. Every time I've run
into him, Hey I'm late for uh something like oh oh yeah. I'm
like, yeah, you weren't late for something when you were on your phone
eating your food like five minutes ago, sitting there. But okay, does
that hurt your feelings? Uh? He's done it twice, so yeah it
does. Yeah. M hm. I'm like, really, what's what's what's
the issue here? I think I heard Kevin's feelings tonight Kevin had R Kevin
yeah, because he wrote me last night saying we're gonna call him R Kevin
R Kevin Kevin No. Because so Kevin had written me last night and said,
are we doing a show? And I said no because he normally doesn't
come in on Tuesday, and I just figured it was just easier. I
was driving in the middle of stuff. I think I had stopped and I
was eating and I was talking to Jordan. We had gone on Instagram live,
and I think that's what he said and I said no. So then
I did a tease for tonight. Uh, and then he goes, I
didn't get the invite, and I'm like, well, it wasn't the invite.
It was just normally on Tuesday, he didn't come in. Yeah,
so earlier usually it's it's just me and Doug. You said, tomorrow's your
birthday. I missed Doug, and I want to be birthday gift to see
him, like a preview Thursday, you're getting your you're getting somebody's popping out
of the cake for you. Yeah, my wife. Yeah, and so
you uh, there you go. So you were gonna be here tomorrow.
So I figured, all right, no big deal. And now I feel
bad because I feel like I heard his feelings, like he felt like he
was excluded. No, we want you don't think like that. Who doesn't
You don't It's like you wouldn't. I wouldn't. I No, I didn't.
I just hear hurt people. No, like that hurts. Once a
while. He sent me a text on Easter, Kevin, yeahry Christmas.
Let me let me read it to you. Okay, he has risen.
Yeah, it was something of that effect, but I think he was talking
about himself. And his wife said that has risen in a long time.
Something said that to me. Yeah, okay, all right, we'll take
a moment. Doug has a big comedy show Thursday night. He is the
MC. I'm excited about this, and since you brought it up, and
I don't want to pick on you at all, I just want to I
want to hear anyway some new material. I want to know if there's new
material. I want to know how the practice sessions have been going. If
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on him, you go, you're a great eye. I can join the
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To my right the birthday Boy hall Away from Honolulu. Do you want
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good evening, Carl say welcome and coming out, thank you on this Thursday.
This is what they play. This is what they play. Yeah,
this is what they've I forgot that thanks for coming out. We've got a
fantastic night for you tonight. We've got your feature X Indy Arena in the
house. You have a big round of applause. All right, Funny say
something funny, Doug, and you're a headliner tonight, Greg Owens, all
right. Has that always been a just a Carlson thing or has been a
Rochester comedy club thing playing Welcome to the Jungle. I think it's been a
Rochester comedy club thing. I think it's a Nippolito thing. Okay, but
I don't know that was what. Yeah, I was gonna say, but
Mark, Mark's been running the clubs for so many years, so he does
a great job over. Yes, uh, this is the best club that
I've ever seen. Yeah, I'm not kidding. Beautiful, but it's just
run so well, you know, like the way they run it and the
way the people are on top of it, the way the wait staff interacts.
I was at two on State Street, but I think it was seventeen
eighteen years older. Then years later the Hiccups won. Yeah, yeah,
I to Hiccups, and then the one in Witt Place. I can't say
that any of them were bad that that that's not my point. I knew
some of the inner workings of the one more on Winton because I was involved
and I'm doing a lot of stuff there. I will just say that.
And it wasn't run poorly. It was just this one is just this is
this is a top club, and it's run like a top club. They
do a really nice job. I tell people, I've been telling a lot
of people, you know, come on out, check it out. You're
gonna enjoy it. Well, what's it like? It goes wide open,
it's about three hundred there's it's got a great bar, drinks, got a
small menu. But that's all right, it's just you know, come out
and laugh, right. So I've been practicing the day I have my microphone.
I listened to Get. I think there are some clubs that don't serve
food on purpose because they're dropping the check, you know, because dropping the
checks is so distracting, so that it's a it's a tough time for like
the headliner check drop, and everybody starts talking finding up the bill and they're
trying to do their clothes. Margarita's hey, hey, who got the knat
Joe the Old Comics Cafe. I was at a table at ten once and
the bill came was a Sunday night and with a bunch of teachers and Brad
Davies, my old buddy, my radio partner, and all of a sudden
he goes to collect the money and they're like ninety bucks short on the bill,
and like the boyfriends are all arguing over who owes what? Well the
comics trying to so like that, that's where it gets kind of tough.
So if you go to like I don't think the comedy seller serves food.
I think in New York it's very it's a more intimate setting in there.
It's a little tighter and uh, I think capacity is two hundred and I
think it's drinks only. I think it's fair. Yeah, you're not going
there to eat, You're going there to have a lot. I'll tell you
what I like. When I look out there and I see people having the
big pretzels, pretze just thick, God, I take a make fun of
them. No, well not even so. You can make fun of them,
yes, but not so much, because it's just people having a good
time and that's the whole purpose. And and but that's where this club separates
itself. I have been there and I've not seen any problems with the check
dropping. It's almost like they know exactly when to do it and how to
handle it, and it's just done really well. But Doug is going to
be end seeing there Thursday night. Yeah, so excited. I love that
you know that you've been practicing. I think that's good. You have to
look. Everybody should be rehearsing and getting their stuff. You want to know
it. You want to feel cold. You want to feel confident. When
you're confident, you can deviate from any plan you have. You can,
you can and you can know, like you could do some crowd work and
if it's not going well, you know, you got your jokes and you
can just two people ask me about that today. A friend of mine,
Jamie, that I work without it for sil He called me up, asking
me questions and what time it is, how much I'm like, yeah,
you come and and goes, well, I'm not gonna send a front right,
Oh so you hecklled me. I'm like, god, Jamie, I
I don't do crowd work yet. Yeah, it takes more time and gotta
gotta have material. My sister asked, I go, no, I'm not
going to go into the crowd ornything. Maybe I will, but I mean
trying to get more. You gotta get more stage time and more mic time.
Okay to me, more relax. So I'm working in a couple of
new jokes and you know, like dating older women, dating older women is
a yes day on your toes. It's a wild ride because you can go
from I'm coming, I'm coming to I'm cramping. I'm cramping like that that's
gonna work out. Well those salt pills, yeah, well those salt pills
different. You know, as you get older, things get different. You
know, your your twenties. Next to my bed, I had a pack
of condoms and ky jelly. Now that I'm fifty and banging older women,
I got iduprofen into the fibulator just in case, Just in case. So
are you legitimately nervous about this? Yeah, and a good nervous. You
want to do a good job, even you're excited. Yeah. You know.
It's Greg's first headliner. Yeah, you know, being a headliner.
So he's we've been in contact. Yeah, you know, how you feeling,
how's tickets? You know, everything's going well for the bigger night,
the first time. He's good, the main guy. He's got forty five
to an hour. Cindy Arena, who I've I've worked with both of them.
Yeah, so I like them all, you know, obviously like them
both. And Cindy's got twenty twenty five minutes. I've got ten to twelve.
So it's gonna be a fun night out. I guess I haven't done
it in a while because I don't usually I don't get nervous like I used
to, which to me is really just excitement and it shows you care and
not that I don't care. And I get a little bit of butterflies or
whatever. But I get very relaxed when I'm on stage. Yeah, I
just I don't know why. It's like a It's like a switch goes off
and I I just have fun. And I figure, if I fallow my
face, I fall my face, and if I don't, I don't and
I don't. I don't know what it is. I I find myself like
in those situations like I kind of enjoy it. I really, I will
say, like I'm somewhat of a thrill seeker. And that's what I love
about comedy because it could go fucking terribly bad. Dude, I have done
That's why I'm rehearsing. I don't want to time. I have done sets
where I went way off the mark, and for whatever reason, I did,
like my parents were in the crowd, and I did some shitty,
mean, shitty jokes about them because that's what I do to the people I
love, and uh, and it was going down and somehow I just pulled
it right back out and ended on a fucking huge note. But it's one
of those things like you got to be able to feel it and that that
was always the ones where you knew you could if you pull it back,
it just gives you more confidence. Right, And I think the one thing
that I think you can try too hard in any situation in life, I
think you can really try too hard. I think I there are times a
year with the podcast I feel like I've tried too hard and I'm like,
oh, and you're holding it so tight, so fucking tight, you squeeze
it, its head pops off, So you know what, I so one
head pride. So I always think like if when you're a little looser and
more relaxed, That's why I always think like being prepared is the key to
anything. In my mind, Like when we do the podcast, there are
times where I don't feel prepared and I don't feel we have as good as
show. I could be prepared for a bunch of stuff and we could do
a completely never talk about anything I had prepared, But I was loose and
relaxed, and there's just something about it. There's a that you get more
satisfaction. And I think the same thing with comedy when you try to remember,
like, oh shit, I gotta get this joke right after this joke,
and I fucking forgot, and then you go back and you're just it
becomes that that was happening today because I was timing myself. What am I
missing? Man? That's where you lose. I joke about dating older women,
but then I have a little bit about dating younger women. Yeah.
And I was at a bar the other couple of weeks ago and I met
this thirty three year old I'm fifty three. Wow. Bottom of drink got
her laugh And we go back to her place, and what happened while we
started falling around? And we go in her bedroom and she starts unbuttoning my
shirt like okay, here we go. There we go. She's like,
Doug, before we do anything else, I got to ask you something.
I go, what's that? Do you have a safe word? I said,
what my ATM card? She goes no. She goes in cases sex
gets too hot and you start having a heart attack. And I go,
yeah, I have a safe word. She goes, what is it?
I go, thank you, And by all means, if that happens,
let me finish, let me die, then call nine mon one, because
if you think we're going to be doing a doggiestown all of a sudden,
go hippopotamus, hippopotamus, No, no, no, let me not.
Let me die then call an ambulance. Yeah, because at fifty three,
anything past this, I want to be coming and going in the same night,
if you know what I mean. Yeah, I yeah, I just
think that when you're relaxed, relatable to the crowd, that's the best.
And that's another thing. I don't know who's showing up. I know a
bunch of people that I know, but even new people. Well, that's
one of the things I start doing my act, I'm like, well,
I've done this act, but there's gonna be new people there that haven't heard
it. Yeah. Not everybody's living on every joke that I've told in the
past. So if they haven't heard, they might have heard it, but
they'll get another laugh of it. And being a comic you have to understand
that that it's repetition in your I'm still getting used to the whole process by
stage and doing the same jokes. Yeah, but I understand there's new people,
yes, and then you can twist it a little bit, highlight a
certain part, and right do it from there. I can't wait. I
wish I wish I was, I wish I was at this show. I
hope you're coming. Yeah, I wish I was going to be there.
Man, I would I would have just I would have gone right up to
you before this. Hey man, how you feeling. Yeah, I'm great.
How you great, Dougie, I'm ready ready, So I got fifteen
dirty martinis and then I'm ready to rock and roll. Man, how much
do you drink before? Shure? I don't drink. Don't now. I
think that's did a couple of times at one night of the contests. I'm
like, yeah, I just don't feel Yeah, you feel like your timing
is off. I don't drink when I do anything on stage anymore. I
drink enough. I don't anymore. I mean, no, I understand.
I'm I've even cut back and drinking. But I think that I wouldn't do
anything on stage unless I work pretty sober nowadays. Only because you're just you're
timing. You're better off. You can see things a little clearer, you
can you know what I'm saying, You're more in the moment. And yeah,
but that's what I'm saying to he is, don't just go you see
to me, I see Doug as a likable like he comes on stage right
away. He just that persona and that look on his face. I go,
he's gonna be funny. It's funny laugh And then then and I just
think, like when you ease and roll into it. You know, the
greatest MC ever to watch, the greatest MC ever. You go back and
you watch The Kings of Comedy, and the greatest ever was Steve Harvey.
Steve Harvey was the MC of that show. And they used to debate on
who was gonna be the headliner whose but it was him, Cedric the Entertainer,
d L. Hugh Glee and Bernie mack and and he was the MC.
And he was awesome, just awesome the way he just did it.
And he even did jokes with the crowd and stuff. But I mean,
and they're playing like uh, you know amphitheaters or whatever. Yeah, they
were doing it was they get three thousand people, Yeah, they're not playing.
No, this was even bigger than that down in Atlanta, but it
was huge. If you go back, if you just to see how a
great MC just kind of keeps that thing and he's light and loose and all
that. And a lot of experience too, Oh you got experienced. I
don't have a lot of experience would. I'm just saying I know I'm not
gonna go. I'm not going to I got experience. I know everything I
tried. I did that. I'll tell you what. Relating to wrestling,
I thought I was ready for varsity when I was just on JV and I
got my ass kicked. So take it like that. Don't ever get too
cocky, but be with yourself. And there you got him myself. Yeah,
he's what lose weight before Thursday. Good luck with that one. Go
out the bang the same twin. I'll go on Amazon and you've got prime.
Get a forty nine ers jersey that has the number thirty two and the
word Simpson on the back, and you come out. The first thing goes
what what what? It's my favorite. I'm ready to kill everybody. I'm
gonna slay you. Does anybody do O. J. Simpson anymore? No,
that's is Norm McDonald died. No, they're tired. I don't think.
Yeah, there's nothing. O J. Simpson was in the news,
that's all. Uh, it's truly here ex world, it's a J.
I don't know why people keep asking me about the more doll the more doll
murders. He doesn't drink orange juice anymore. He drinks slice that they don't
even have slice on the anymore. No, No, that's right, they
don't stack. Went really down. I'm I'm very excited to hear about how
this goes. I'll call you right after words. Well, the show is
a seven thirty. I don't know what time. You can't the end.
You're not doing two shows, No one show, just one show, one
show. This is it. This is one chance. Parents going us your
dad? Does your dad give you notes? Show? He doesn't give you
any notes. He doesn't say, hey, you should try this or do
that. I'm going to call your dad and I'm going to ask. You'll
be so excited, probably be stuttering when he answers the phone bill. Yeah,
I would love it. I heard you. My son told me.
I told you. What's n I t every every fundy speaks a little bit,
everybody miss speaks a little a little bit here and there. Fine,
your old man, Absolutely all right. I'm excited for this. Are you
gotta Are you gonna put it together? Another comedy show? You said it's
in the worksh Yeah, I have so many things in the works, and
let's just I just let something work. No, there's there's a bunch of
different things that are happening. And yes I was approached about doing a comedy
show at a pretty big venue, but I have not heard more. I
did to hear back from the person saying they were having another meeting, and
I said, take your time, take your time, So I don't know.
And then there will be live show that we're probably gonna do from the
Rickles Room over a comedy at the Girls, and that we'll have some people
in and probably do more as a variety show kind of thing. And that's
in the works. That was supposed to be. And then I chickened out.
I chickened out. I got it. Yeah, I chickened out in
that. Yeah, I don't know, Danny. There's some things that were
going on behind you know, mean stuff going on behind the scenes. But
I don't know. I need to take a It was just one of these
things where I was like, I don't I don't know, let's not do
that, Let's not put the energy there yet, let's put it over.
Yeah, first billed something out, so it was more of a strategic move
to not do it, not a not a cop out addition by subtraction,
it was. It wasn't a cop out, was it. So we'll have
more meetings and things. But yeah, it's it's one of these things where
I'm learning this stuff as I go along. You know, you're talking about
comedy and learning comedy, and I'm saying to you, just go up there,
because to me, you're a little more seasoned than most people. You
have a little more natural ability. I see it, and I think that
if you just relax and don't try so hard, that your ship will just
just land. Well maybe if I just go off on a tangent, but
I want to have material. No no, no, no no no,
I understand that, I understand having the absolutely don't go up there cold.
I'm not saying just go but I'm saying, like I think, if you
go up and relax and even if you lose your place, you're just you're
like you have a likability, I think and all that that would be very
easy. But just like this, there's a lot more to this world,
and it's and it's differ, diferent than what I've ever done. It's not
the same as the other medias I've worked in. It's it's very different,
and I take and it takes a different strategy, and it's taken me a
while to sort of learn that, figure that out and get it to grow.
And so that that's been more most of my energy has been. And
then you know, I'm I'm a dad and I'm trying. I'm trying.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I got penises drawn on eggs.
I got a dude, if they can reboot my three sons, you'd be
the perfect All right, think this, Think of it this way. It's
twenty twenty four. His dad, he's divorced, right, He's got three
kids. One's autistic and he's an adult. Another one like is just graduating
from college and he's got a temper, but he's a hell of an athlete.
And another one's got a temper but he's fourteen. He lives with his
mom down south, and he draws penises on things. Where's the transgender and
that's MTV written all over it? You're right, this is more twenty eighteen.
Yeah, Well, I have a new bit that you know. I
don't know where I'm in my comedy. But once I get something, I
get a pan of paper and I and I write something down. I try
to work on it. But the newest part, and I might as well
tell it here, is that I'm and if you don't want to hear this,
then you don't turn off your radios or whatever. You listen to podcasts.
So I saw a friend in the hospital last week and this is absolutely
true, and I'm I'm leaving and they're like, oh, I have a
good day, and just you know, nobody likes to be there. So
it reminded me. So the bit is that besides the podcast and doing comedy
that primarily I uber and sometimes I uber people from the casino. Now,
getting picked up from a casino is a lot different than getting picked up your
house, your house, your two steps. You're in the car casino.
I can see you walking one hundred yards head down, slumped over, and
I'm like, this guy's got a bad day and he just you know,
he gets in the car head down, and me being mister funny man,
I'm like, hey, all right, I'm like, come on, what'd
you lose fifteen hundred I'm like, ah, come on, cheer up,
butter cup, It's gonna get better. And then sometimes I pick up people
from the hospital. They get in the car, I'm like, all right,
what'd you lose my uncle, Mike. I'm like, I don't worry
about that. I just picked up some asshole from the lone we lost fifteen.
But that's my newest bit. That's a great bit, and I like
it for two reasons. One, it's always surprising people with the unexpected.
Is the right thing to do. But it's away from your other material,
which is, you know, yeah, the banging oldly. I love this.
I really liked that. Well. Usually I'm with the Buffalo Bill's jokes,
but football season is over, so I kind of want to end on
a good note. And then I'll introduce Cindy. So oh, I gotta
I gotta give a shout out to some of my peeps here and here's too.
Hey, don't worry, I got a GPS. We'll take any gambles
on the way home. I got Joey dancing. She's writing me something.
She has illumination designs on Western Road. And how about how about I'm telling
you about that? I know I did. Let me see who do we
got here? And we're back. We gotta give shout outs to people that
liked us. Kim Hollock and Syracuse Alfie Karen Sulliver, Heather Hinckley teaching her
wedding in June. Dutch Roll, Danny Liberto, owner of the comedy company
Funny Guy, Chris English, I'm looking. The credits are coming you at
home, Kimberly, Mike Crandall, John Wag, Chris Crouch, thank you.
Yeah, those Sammy Swims they're listening. I can't wait stereo, you
got four speakers. I can't wait to hear how this comedy show goes to
get out to comedy at the Carlton Thursday Night, Dougie fresh Is Cindy Arena
and Greg Owens. Gonna be a great night. It is gonna be a
great night. Danny, Happy birthday, Birthday. We'll see you Saursday.
I'm Bill Moran. I'll see you tomorrow.