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and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot

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on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about

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the pirate ship. Danny, What's
going on? Billy the Birthday Boy tomorrow

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is Danny's birthday. He wanted to
come in tonight. Sailboats. That's right,

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sailboats. What are you doing at
forty four? Oh? Rege Jackson?

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Right? Yeah, Reggie Jackson,
Bretchie Jacksackson were nine in Oakland.

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But yeah, Butch from BAKA is
here. But hello, Bikers Against Child

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Abuse will find out what's happening with
them? And Dougie Fresh. What's going

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on Tuesdays? I love it.
I'm fired up, tugsall fired up.

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So I did see today You're supposed
to go to the Red Wings game.

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The Red Wings were postponed, and
I don't know when they're gonna make it

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up. Oh, the game up. But the game did not happen.

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My car's in the shop. I
couldn't make it. Ah yeah, okay,

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so I borrowed my sister's car.
Okay, it's not like borrowing her

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bicycle. That's pink. This is
actually a jeep. So it's manly,

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yeah somewhat. No, it doesn't
have the low bar or nothing. No,

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no with means? Is your a
real card? Pink? No pink?

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Real men wear pink? So uh
I like pink? Somebody I see

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posts on the Red Wings. High
school baseball is playing, but the soft

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Wings can't. And I went,
here's the problem. It's they're a business.

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I'm not saying that there aren't probably
some logistics attempt to do with high

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school baseball. But you've got fans, people, you're paying concessions, you

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need to open up, you got
you want to make money. That that

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is the purpose of any business is
to make money. And they weren't gonna

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make money today. It just wasn't
gonna happen. And then and the rain

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is supposed to get worse, and
so they postponed the game. I think

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they will play tomorrow at six.
Not to mention, you don't want somebody

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getting hurt on a baseball is different. You can't. It's not like these

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fu guys at that. I go
high school. By the way, too,

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you got a more finite amount of
time games. Yeah, you got

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more finite amount of You don't even
get too much. You got six weeks

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to get all the games in.
Oh whatever. I saw that. Uh,

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Doug was just explaining. As we
came on and I did see this.

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Doug so argues with his father that
it wasn't an argument was you wasn't

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fucking believe him. That's why you
went to he came out of love Field.

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Does he ever slip into an elvis
accident when he argues with you?

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So? I was so excited by
this because I saw your post. I

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watched the Ten Commandments. This is
how exciting his life is. I'm sitting

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there watching March Madness and we're talking
about me making double edggs the night before.

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But you were watching the Tech Commandments, which I do every year.

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Yeah, just pass over to Is
that your only religious thing you do?

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Or do you actually go to church
and stuff? I keep that to myself,

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to be honest with you, go
to church. Here's the Bible truck.

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I have got a church on occasion. On occasion. Yeah, Now,

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I know you say you keep it
to yourself, So I'm gonna keep

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trying. Do you are you?
I have my own way with God?

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Are you Katholic? I am not
Catholic. I've never been baptized, okay,

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So I only asked with the Ten
Commandments sometimes it was so you did

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say your father said what? So
we're watching March Madness and I'm like,

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hey, I mean it's doubled eggs. While watching the Ten Commandments last night.

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He turns me. He goes,
you know, Moses had a stutter,

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like so really He's like, I'm
like, Dad, come on,

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like out of nowhere. I'm like, no, Dad, I didn't know

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that. Yeah, I'm like,
when did he come down the mountain?

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And he goes, I got the
I'm like the time, the twenty What

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the fuck are you trying to say? So my dad's shaking his head.

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He started slamming, but he was
absolutely well. It was supposed to be

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twenty commandments, but it could only
get out, can only get out.

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We were like, thou shall shell
No, no, no, no,

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not like okay, let's let's break
it down. It's so weird because I

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didn't know this, so now I
had to go look it up. I

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did. I looked it right up
there on my Google and then somebody else

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posted but you asked on Facebook and
I loved it because I went Doug doesn't

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believe his dad so much. He
doesn't believe his dad that he's going to

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Facebook to a jury of his peers. This was Facebook jury. Man.

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It was the greatest. You're like, you're going bullshit, this is a

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lie. You I'm just wondering if
anybody else had heard this or didn't know

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it, like I wasn't. I
actually didn't know it. And I did

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see that it was Exodus, and
it said he had a speech impediment,

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but they didn't say stutter specifically.
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then to the Lord, oh,
my lord, I am not eloquent,

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which is a great word to use
when you can't speak world. Neither heretofore,

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nor since thou hast spoken unto thy
servant by him also slow speech of

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a slow tongue. So he said, well, I'm would have send your

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brother Aaron with you to speak for
you on your behalf. Well that's why

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Aaron spelled with two ways, because
he was like, hey, all right,

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this five days, let's just kind
of down into and move out so

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you know, straight to hell.
I'm like, yeah, this is I've

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known this. You want to talking
about going straight to hell? So I

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had my fourteen year old son in
town and we went to my mom's and

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I had one of my other sons
who's twenty two, with us, and

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my mother said, let's die eggs. So the boys were going to die

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Easter eggs, just like when they
were little. So you can write,

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you get the white crayon or the
candle wax, but it die eggs that

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color eggs, yeah, die d
y E know, so colors. That's

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good. We dierects. So she
so you can take the white crayon and

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like you're right on there and used
to put like you know, so and

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so sucks or whatever like that.
So all of a sudden, now here's

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the bad part. I thought it
would be fun, since we're all just

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hanging out chilling, that I had
half a gummy. But I didn't tell

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anybody that I had half a gun. So at dinner, I'm like laughing

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a little too hard at things and
all this. So my son and uh

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drops an egg in it's all blue, and he pulls out and he goes,

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hey, look he drew a penis
on the egg. Of nobody saw

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that coming brough, So I didn't
see it coming. So I stand there

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and I'm like, oh, and
he's and so he didn't want to make

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a big deal about it. He's
like, so I said, no,

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no, show Grandma. Go show
Grandma. So he's like fine, So

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he shows her and she's like,
oh, she goes, Jamison, you're

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fourteen years old. He goes,
yeah, exactly, Well, yeah,

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what a expect Yeah, but she's
going, I just never. I never

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had my grandmother's I just never.
I would never. I go, I

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can't, I can't. And then
the next day I said to her,

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listen, I had half a gummy. I couldn't even discipline the kid because

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I couldn't stop laughing over the fact
that he drew half He drew a penis

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on his Easter egg. We wound
up throwing it out, which was when

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did you just unpeel it? Then? Wow, that's what I said,

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right. I think he smashed it
out of it embarrassment because she was making

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a big deal about it, and
so he threw it out. But you

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and he together go to hell on
the stuttering and the penis on the egg.

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Well, then my dad proceeds to
tell me that, you know,

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he doesn't know about history and he
does read, and he goes, you

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know, I know, I only
worked at Kodak, and people know me

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as a joker and Elvis impersonator.
He goes, but I can hold a

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conversation with the best of them,
even somebody from n T. I go,

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you mean mi T. Daddy goes, Yeah, that's the place.

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Wait, you're back graduated ri T. Yeah exactly, and n T is

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a basketball tournament going on right now, so it's easy to get it.

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Yeah, he's just inches closer to
that home. It's just gonna be easy

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to go. Am I going to
the home? No, you're going to

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n I T right next to mit. Uh, Danny, I went to

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church on Easter Sunday, did you? Yeah? I'm pressed? And uh?

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Is that before or after you went
to the Haunted Bar? Uh?

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That was after the Haunted bart Bar. But I went to Uh. So

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I went to church and I'm I'm
sitting there and it's a a version of

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the Catholic Church, but they accept
everybody. So I think that the priest

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is married and gay. Okay,
yeah, it's Catholic light. Did he

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have a stutter? He did not? He did not. No, I

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think it's episcopalia, but I think
it's kind of a derivative of the Catholic

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Yes, they do much the same
almost. So I'm sitting in there and

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I'm looking at this woman in the
church and I'm going, why do I

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know her? And she's kind of
looking around and a pretty lady, and

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I'm like, man, I go
did I go to high school with her?

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Now, there was a girl I
went to high school with it who

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became a model, and she did
some mabe lean and stuff like maybe,

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I go, that's she's younger than
me. But we went seven through twelve

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in one building. It was small, so you know, this girl could

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have been five years younger than me. I know. So I'm watching.

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Then there's a coffee hour after my
mother goes, you gotta come over for

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the coffee hour. So we go
over to this other building and they have

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a full spread. They've got datshes
and cupcakes in. This woman comes in

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and she's got her two kids.
She's walking around. If I say the

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name Hillary Burton, does that mean
anything to you Hillary Burton? No?

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No, Have you ever seen the
show Jeffrey Dean Morgan? Does that mean

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anything to you? It sounds Oh
was he the guy? No, he's

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not mcgiver. No, No,
it was William Dean Anders. Did you

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ever watch the show One Tree Hill? No, but I heard it wasn't

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a WB show. Yeah, I
was after you two song. I don't

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know, Okay it was, But
so she was in that show. Okay,

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he was in the Good Wife on
CBS. He was one of the

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lead guys I'm Walking Dead. He
and Paul Rudd on a candy shop right

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in the town my mother lives in, and they so they lived there.

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But I'm watching this woman. Once
I figured out who she was, and

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I went, oh, okay,
I remember I have seen that show because

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when I was married, my wife
didn't like that show, and I had

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seen her in some other things,
and I'm going, as I'm watching her,

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I go, Man, being famous
sucks because you have to watch this

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woman like carefully, methodically watch every
action, every interaction, every interaction with

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everybody from the church that comes up, making sure she introduces herself just by

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her first name, not assuming anybody
knows who she is or doesn't know who

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she is, making sure her kids
are polite and do it. I mean,

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I was like, wow, this
was hard, man. It was

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like it was parenting almost like ten
times. You said, like, you

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know, after the Super Bowl,
when Taylor Swift and Kelsey embraced that,

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you said, they have to like
watch everything they say they're on camera and

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they going to be so disciplined.
Yes, in that moment, you know,

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and it's probably the same night.
It's a way of watch it now.

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Now, a lot of people like, my mother has no idea who

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this woman is. And then when
I said, so we get I go

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that woman looked familiar. My mother
goes, oh, yeah, she wrote

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a book about this town and how
much she loves it and loves living here.

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And she goes and all the locals
hate it. And she, you

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know, clearly has a tremendous amount
of money and you know, very pretty.

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But man, to watch her have
to interact with everybody, like her

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head was sort on a swivel,
making sure she recognized everybody, eye contact

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with everybody, making sure kids did
all that were normally you would just be

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kind of a little more normal.
And I'm like, man, being famous

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sucks because you know, everybody's talking
when you leave, they're all talking behind

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your back. What you did?
She ignored me. She didn't say anything,

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Yeah she did. You know that's
I mean. Back in the nineties,

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when the Bills were in their height
and they went to four straight Super

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Bowls, there were just as many
people growing up that hated the Bills that

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loved them. And the reason ninety
percent of them hated the Bills, you

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know, ten ten percent were like, yeah, I just they have their

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own team, or they just want
to be counterculture. The other ninety was,

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well, Jim Kelly didn't give me
an autograph. He was a jerk.

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Bruce Smooth a jerk. Yeah,
Thomas was a jerk act you know,

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because like these people, they never
they can never turn it off,

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even if they're just like going about
their business and just trying to mind their

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business. Hey, I'm sorry to
bother you with er Bo Jackson, but

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I know you're with your family,
but could you sign this box of cards?

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I mean, these guys get this
crap hearing guys say, you know,

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I'm having dinner with my family,
right, Yeah, I'm trying to

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draw some boundaries. But it's funny
because then I looked this woman up and

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they People magazine just did a whole
spread in the month of March on her,

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their house in Rhinebeck, her husband, the whole deal. So it's

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like, it's pretty nice. Is
it on a cliff overlooking the Lakers?

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No, it's not. It's a
it's a big old farm that they have

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or something like that. But anyway, good for them. Yeah, Butch's

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back from bacha baby. It's the
Bikers Against Child Abuse and this Sunday,

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the day before the cliff. Oh, is this the Big Moose Club Dinner?

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Club Big Moose Club Dinner. Then
we'll get to Moose and Squirrel.

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So if I want the if I
want the dinner, and what do I

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gotta do? Show up with fifteen
bucks in your pocket? Fifteen bucks?

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Yep? What do I get from
Reddy to Meatball's Italian sausage, bread,

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salid and dessert? And if I
want to go through twice, then fifteen

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that's perfect. That's a good deal
going towards the kids. That's right,

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It's all worth it. Why don't
you just tell everybody again what the Bikers

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Against Child Abuse does because I loved
it when you were here. I think

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it really helps the kids self esteem. It absolutely does. So we're international.

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We're in forty seven states, eighteen
countries, all with one mission to

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empower abuse children not to fear the
world in which they live. We every

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child gets two primaries, which are
a twenty four seven three sixty five contact

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for that call to them any time. Those primaries also do follow up visits

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with the kids if they're really far
away, and it sometimes ends up being

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text messages and stuff. More than
more than visits, but just constant contact

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with them. Then we help them
through the entire court process. We follow

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them, we wait with them before
they go into grand jury. We're there

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when they come out. Basically just
be in there to keep their mind off

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the fact that they're gonna go in
and tell a bunch of strangers about what

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happened to them. And then if
that moves to a trial, we also

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go there to trial, which is
you know, Butch is obviously not my

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real name, ghost Rider who was
here, last name not his real name.

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We all go by road names so
that we can't be subpoena because the

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defense attorneys will subpoena family and friends
of the child so that there's nobody in

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court for him in there. So
that way, you know, we got

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our road names. We were in
the road. Back up one second.

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I just heard her said. So
the defense attorney will try to make it

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so the kid almost doesn't have any
allies pretty much, yeah, sitting in

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the courtroom. So if the child's
testifying, but then you know, then

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they'll start calling parents to testify,
anybody even for one minor detail. And

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if you have if you're subpoena to
testify, in court, you can't be

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in the courtroom during the rest of
the proceedings. So so the child could

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potentially get up there to testify and
not have anybody in court sitting there waiting

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for him. Interesting, so we're
in the front rows. We go there

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as a symbol of strengths for the
child, not as a symbol of intimidation

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towards the perpetrator. We we don't
deal with the purp. We don't deal

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with anybody. We have one rule
in court, which is shut the fuck

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up, don't talk to anybody you
don't know who you're talking to. As

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a matter of fact, BAKA kids
that the numbers vary, but ninety six

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percent of the time, pocket kids
are able to get through the Grand Jerry

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process and move their case to trial, where non BACA kids summer's in the

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sixty percent. So it's a pretty
drastic Yeah, that is a different drastic

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number. And that's interesting because you
know, as you're talking, I always

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think like we hear defense a lot
of times, right, the defense a

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journey, and you want to go, well, that just sounds awful,

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right for the kid, But on
the other hand, you go, you

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have the right to a fair trial, and a good defense attorney is going

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to do everything they can to protect
your rights and freedom. Absolutely, Okay,

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that is the system we have set
up here, so it's kind of

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going both ways, but it just
sounds so bad when it's a kid that's

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on the receiving end of this.
Oh. Absolutely, that's the part that

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really makes it tough because it's a
kid on the receiving end and you just

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go, I wouldn't want to have
to defend one of those cases at all.

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And the difference we see in these
kids sometimes. I mean, you

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know, one of the first we
went over the level one process before where

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we all go meet the kid for
the first time, and one of the

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first I went ones, I went
to you know, we were told all,

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you know, his kids really shy, really quiet, really reserved,

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be careful you know, on how
you approach him. And by the time

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we introduced everybody and gave him his
bag full of goodies, that kid was

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in charge. I mean, bam, you're going here, you're going,

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You're it. You're hiding with this
guy, I mean, just barking orders

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all over the place. He made
one of our guys run ten laps around

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the house because he didn't like the
way he was doing stuff, and you

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know, I mean, it's just
amazing, you know. And they we

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went back to afterwards and you know, had our debreathing and I thought,

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you guys said this kid was shy
and quiet. They're like, he didn't

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say a word. Yeah, the
first time we met him, he didn't

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say anything. And then man,
it's like that quick for it's very nice

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the work that you're doing, right, And I know that, as you

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pointed out, the idea is not
to intimidate anybody or the perpetrator, but

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I would think that a lot of
times in these cases, someone does try

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to get to the kid. And
I don't mean in some way to like

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silence the kid, but kids are
impressionable, and so you may have like

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a grandma or somebody who comes along, and I would say that if I

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knew that Baka was there, I'm
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so I wonder if it does help, almost in addition to build the self

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esteem and make the kid feel safe, actually protect the kid from someone trying

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to manipulate them. And we will
do that. If it's a level two,

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which we touched on briefly last time
too. If there is an immediate

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threat to the child if you know. Sometimes you know the Purpose will go

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back and leave notes on the refrigerator
or something. We will set up twenty

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four to seven at least four people
around the house. Around the house after

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child and the family leave to go
do something and come back, we'll go

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clear the house to make sure nobody's
in there before they go back in,

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and we'll do it until the threat's
gone. Usually by then, you know,

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the Purpose have run into a few
restraining organs and stuff, so they're

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they're not out hopefully. May I
add out too long? May I ask

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a questions? And I don't know
if you'll be able to answer this or

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not, but have you gone into
clearer house and found someone? We had?

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Luckily in New York we have not
had a high level two situation.

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Yeah, that's great. Well,
it is good work, and you can

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help out. Sunday the Moose Club
in and we's Henrietta Road in West Road.

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Sunday, April seventh, where's the
time to five? We'll have a

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silent auction going on too. I
got some pretty cool cool gifts. Doug

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donated some stuff for us. Thank
you, Doug. We're going to give

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you did he give you the give
him a case of DVDs A night of

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cat to know? I got them
a couple of nights at the cat.

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Uh. Do you the one director
commentary? The directors? It's on there.

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That's great. The uncovered. Yeah, get out there and order a

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really unique cause. And I had
never heard of this until Doug recommended having

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me on. And I think it's
great. But we appreciate it's been good.

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We've been reaching out. The more
we you know, we do presentations

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for agencies, which is how we
get our children, and the more and

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more we do, it's kind of
nice. When we go back, we

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we hear that more people have heard
of us. That's a great time we

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go back, so good. I
just appreciate you having us on and you

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got it man. Letting us spread
the awareness about about our organization anytime.

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We will take a moment coming up
a little game for Doug. Are you

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smarter a stripper? Now? All
Doug really has to do is tell us

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if the girl will get the question
or the answer to the question correct or

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not? Okay, but we can
all participate and feel free to hang out.

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But if you I might have to
take it. I might have to

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listen to but comedy at the Carlson
Oh tomorrow night or Wednesday, April third,

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it is going to be Joel Linley. Joel is extremely funny. He

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is from the mean streets of Brighton, and he is hilarious. He has

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played clubs and colleges around the country. And then Thursday night, you're a

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headliner. Yeah here, yes,
Greg Owens, No, I know who

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it is. I'm just looking at
right, Greg Owens. The feature of

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Cindy and the MC is Dougie Fresh
and Dougie Fresh. I just I'll have

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to ask later on. But I
think you're very You're excited about this.

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I'm excited, feeling good, feeling
nervous, feeling good. I was practicing

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today, Yeah, going over my
routine just like me. You pretend I'm

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a Jiffy pop. You just keep
sir until I start popping it like you

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can feel it coming. Yeah.
Anxious? And then uh so that's Wednesday,

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Thursday, and then Friday and Saturday
is Jamie Lissa. Oh great,

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yeah, Jamie Lis. Let me
talk to him again. I have not

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talked to him again. I did
not. I uh, I'm hoping to

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get out to see him. But
I've got my mom coming into town,

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and I've got all different things happening, so but I'd like to get out

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there and see Jamie. He's hilarious. Jamie has been on Gutfeld. Uh.

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He has his own podcast now with
his doctor. Uh, with his

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yeah, his doctor, really with
his doctor who is also his girlfriend.

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Oh, and it's questions you're afraid
to ask the doctor basically. Yeah,

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we've been waiting for a show like
that. It's really it's it's nicely done

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and Jamie inserts the penis jokes.
He's very good at So check that out.

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All the comedy at the Carlson lock
your tickets down for the shows Wednesday,

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Thursday, Friday, Saturday. A
lot of There is a lot of

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funny this week and I think it's
fantastic. Joel was my first show after

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winning the contest in twenty twenty two. Was it Robbies with him? And

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he was a really cool caddy.
You know, we talked a bit and

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he was funny. I mean,
yes, well he is funny. He's

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got a lot of history, he's
got a lot of years behind him and

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dude. Carlsoncomedy Dot com lock those
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point buzzer beater when you bite into
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a much heated debate among you and
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smash patty Grilledhlopanio's onion straws, hot
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cheese served with fries. Is that
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which is grilled sour dough grilled cheese, Holopenia, popper dip provolone and

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Oh I didn't not really. The
church going typeisms and bingo is pretty much

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and you get me a church oh
or Monte Carlo Knights, I know you

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do. That's why I was playing
a little bit for now. Was this

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one that was ever played in the
strip clubs? No? A nice little

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slow girls girls girls always yeah,
a little uh they would appeal to this,

405
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,640
be kind of nice, though appeal
to it the only thing they were

406
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:22,440
appealing with their clothes off my long
and mine. Gentlemen, good, go

407
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:27,400
ahead. Did you go see him? When on the last uh No High

408
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:34,359
Stadium free tickets twenty years ago from
the Classy Cat, I took stripper,

409
00:28:34,519 --> 00:28:38,440
the head bartender, and the owner's
wife. We had front front row.

410
00:28:38,559 --> 00:28:41,559
We didn't know how close we were. It was me this is the wall,

411
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,039
you were the bouncer and Mick mars
is Joe. That's how close we

412
00:28:45,079 --> 00:28:48,400
were. Closest front row, front
row. I got a drumstick from Tommy

413
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,079
Lee. We gave the guy our
jackets. One of the girls got fucking

414
00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:56,960
ripped and take her out Arrow.
They opened up for Aerosmith. Okay,

415
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,200
so it was one of the greatest
concerts I ever went to. Yeah,

416
00:28:59,519 --> 00:29:03,359
front row, front route. Look
at this, there's a lot of controversy

417
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,640
and last year's tour being like pre
recorded. Yeah, well a lot of

418
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:12,559
that. Vince before the pandemic,
Vince just did not He fell off stage

419
00:29:12,599 --> 00:29:19,240
one place. He was saying that
like a county fair with packing state,

420
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,400
he couldn't do it. And it
was like Iowa or something. No,

421
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,599
it was here. Oh, I
know he fell out. He fell off

422
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,839
the stage at Iowa. No,
I think I saw it too. I

423
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,640
saw him fall off stage. I
think was in the South, and I

424
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,599
think the Midwest was a fair,
and I thought it was a county fair

425
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,839
in Iowa. And the only reason
I say that is at the time,

426
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,519
I was on a radio station in
Iowa doing some stuff in Des Moines.

427
00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:49,720
So I remember reading some liner.
I mean I did it from here,

428
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,559
you know, it was just a
voice track the stuff, But so I

429
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:57,640
remember that. Then he went and
played and there was video that came out

430
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:02,400
and he gave up and walked off
stage, and the music is still playing

431
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:07,440
like they're singing voice. Yeah,
but he was just so bad. So

432
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:12,200
I think you're probably right in those
stadiums and they're unforgiving the stadiums right half

433
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,160
stadiums. What do you mean?
What was it? They said it was

434
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,400
a stadium tour with def lepperd jone
Jet and Motley Krupe. The stadium was

435
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,960
cut in half. Oh I didn't
know that. Yeah, they couldn't sell.

436
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,119
They weren't selling the whole thing.
No, No, it's like a

437
00:30:26,319 --> 00:30:30,359
it was a inkland. It's like
the old comedy club where they used to

438
00:30:30,519 --> 00:30:33,440
uh, they used to paper the
room. They would just give away tickets

439
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:37,200
all the time. They don't do
that anymore. There was a used to

440
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,319
do that. There was a meme
going around about Vince Neil and the Abominable

441
00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:44,640
Snowman, comparing the two. They
had the Abominable Snowman like singing to Motley

442
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,279
Crue and showing it side by side
with Vince Neil, And yeah, they

443
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:52,319
looked alike. You couldn't really tell
who was really singing. It was pretty

444
00:30:52,359 --> 00:30:56,359
bad. Oh man, So Doug, how many years were you a strip

445
00:30:56,359 --> 00:31:00,400
club DJ? Sixteen? Sixteen years? Did you get a gold watch when

446
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:06,640
you left? Go g string all
right. So, uh, this is

447
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:11,759
a stripper named Devon. Okay.
Yeah, and they didn't want to say

448
00:31:11,799 --> 00:31:15,720
where they work, but they agreed
to do it. So their questions have

449
00:31:15,799 --> 00:31:19,359
been asked, and then Devin answered
the questions. You have to guess whether

450
00:31:19,519 --> 00:31:23,960
Devin gets the song right or not. Okay, it's a song right,

451
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,079
the question right? The question right
or not. I've got bells and whistles

452
00:31:29,079 --> 00:31:32,799
of every kind going on, Devin, Well, there's only three places to

453
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,960
dance now, so yeah, what
are what are the places to dance?

454
00:31:36,079 --> 00:31:40,160
It's the Barrel Dolls and Anderson.
Yeah, by good man. It's Talley

455
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:44,960
Hose out in East Henrietta. They
have a golf tournament that I think I'm

456
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,599
gonna partake in with a buddy of
mine. Do you want a golf in

457
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:53,920
it? It's on a Monday,
best best eighteen holes in Rotches. Vixen's

458
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:59,279
scott's Ville Is Victionen's in Scottsville.
Yeah, it was the old. It

459
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,440
was the old We're girls from your
neighborhood strip Yeah, Foxies, Foxies Now

460
00:32:02,519 --> 00:32:06,720
Vixen's now Vixen's. Okay, that's
the three. At least they left the

461
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:13,000
exit there, all right, Uh
now, the first question, Devin,

462
00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:15,680
that's her real name? Yeah,
well that's her. That's your stripper name,

463
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,480
it is. That was the name
she gave, uh if if she

464
00:32:19,559 --> 00:32:23,319
were paid. All right, I'm
gonna have to pause for a moment plus

465
00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:28,000
or station identification pause for one moment
here. All right, my phone was

466
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:31,279
ringing and I was going I didn't
know what was happening, right, And

467
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:37,839
it's actually uh my fourteen year old
son who's back with his mom in Alabama,

468
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:40,759
and they're having tornado warnings right now, all the way from Alabama,

469
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:45,480
Bama, Lama. Here she comes. So how where are you right now?

470
00:32:45,559 --> 00:32:50,200
Jamison? The laundering room, the
laundry room, because the sirens are

471
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:57,519
going off? And the how scared
are you? Bad? Scared man?

472
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,200
Because yeah, it's got to be
an unsetting. The I've never gone through

473
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:05,599
tornado, it's ever you know,
had tornado warnings. We've had them touchdown

474
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,680
here, but it's it's so rare. I'm going to say it's rare,

475
00:33:07,759 --> 00:33:12,960
but it's happens around this time of
year every once in a while, you

476
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,279
know somebody. Yeah, it seems
a little further out where there's open space,

477
00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:20,640
but you'll get you know, some
of that stuff. I'm sure everything's

478
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,920
going to be fine. You know
what I did tell the story about your

479
00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:31,839
artwork on the egg. I thought
it was kind of funny, Jamison.

480
00:33:31,839 --> 00:33:35,240
When you're scared, I want you
to think about what you drew on that

481
00:33:35,319 --> 00:33:37,559
egg. Okay, it'll make you
laugh. Make you laugh, it'll make

482
00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:44,759
it'll take it'll take your mind off
of it. Right. Yeah, the

483
00:33:44,799 --> 00:33:47,000
house is shaking. I'm supposed to
think of a dick on an egg.

484
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,519
I never remember Socrates saying that.
Just say it out loud, Jamison.

485
00:33:53,640 --> 00:34:04,599
I drew a black on Everything's going
to be fine. I drew that's awesome,

486
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,679
all right, Well for grandma,
I know that that was to complete

487
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:13,559
the setting. My favorite part of
that was when my grandma, my my

488
00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:15,960
grandmother, my mother says to him, Jameson, you're fourteen years old.

489
00:34:16,039 --> 00:34:19,400
He goes, yeah, I'm fourteen
years old. My mother says to me

490
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:23,360
next, saying, you know,
he's right, of course, that's when

491
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:28,079
you do that sort of thing.
And he didn't, by the way,

492
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:31,800
he didn't. He didn't. What's
that I didn't know that story yet.

493
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:46,480
Boy, I didn't know, but
he did not. Now now the second

494
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:52,599
I got a great joke about a
tornado. I guess I guess that apple

495
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:55,199
didn't fall far from the tree.
Right. Well, hang on a second.

496
00:34:55,239 --> 00:35:00,519
Now, I will say we showed
Dick pics in a podcast about it.

497
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:06,840
I will say that Jamison did not
go proudly displaying it. He just

498
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,079
showed it to me and his brother. I'm the one who said show grandma.

499
00:35:09,159 --> 00:35:13,760
Now, I will say that that
I would have done it a little

500
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:19,400
differently than Jamison. I would have
drawn that and not said anything and seen

501
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,079
if anybody noticed, and hoped that
it was the next day during the Easter

502
00:35:22,119 --> 00:35:28,920
egg that that would have been my
move. But I but it was all

503
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,760
fine. It was all fine.
No one, No one was upset.

504
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:38,800
And Jameson was Jordan in the kitchen, oh god, yes, he even

505
00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:43,559
that was another thing. While while
the eggs were being h what do you

506
00:35:43,559 --> 00:36:00,320
say colored to I'm saying colored eggs? The colored So Jamison walks in,

507
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:06,719
bends over, aims his ass at
his brother and rips an enormous, loud,

508
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,239
thunderous fart, and my mother goes, oh my god. And in

509
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:14,960
my kitchen, in my kitchen,
he came in and he aims his ass,

510
00:36:15,119 --> 00:36:19,800
right, father, Yeah, that's
so you do you do? I

511
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,320
think she's forgotten what it's like to
have teenage boys around. But that's all

512
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:30,719
right. I'm sure everything's gonna turn
out perfectly well with the tornado, buddy.

513
00:36:31,159 --> 00:36:38,880
Yeah, are the sirens still going
off? Yeah? Yeah, they

514
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,239
sound like fire alarms till That's the
hard part is if you don't know what

515
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,800
they are. It just sounds like
fire alarms. But our cell phones go

516
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:51,519
off like crazy, and then you
and your fire alarms are going off in

517
00:36:51,559 --> 00:36:55,320
the name they sound like a right, all right, Well, I will

518
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,440
check in with you in a little
bit, Is that all right? Yeah?

519
00:36:59,599 --> 00:37:00,960
All right? How long is the
tornado warning for? Do they give

520
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:07,840
you an estimated time for? Okay, all right, I'll check back with

521
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:14,320
you. Okay, yes, sir? Sure, all right. I love

522
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:22,039
you, buddy, love you too, alright. You know with a tornado

523
00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:27,320
and ex wife have in common,
don't you? When I'm actually hung up,

524
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,159
Doug. When they're coming, they're
huler and screaming. When they leave,

525
00:37:30,199 --> 00:37:36,199
they take the house and car was
just closes. He Hey, by

526
00:37:36,199 --> 00:37:42,199
the way, miss Moran, have
you ever heard this one? I'm sweating,

527
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:45,440
I'm sweating. Oh, who's on
the hospital now? It doesn't look

528
00:37:45,519 --> 00:37:50,039
so bad. Ye, all right, Doug. The first question asked to

529
00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:53,840
Devon. If you were paid one
hundred dollars to dance for three songs,

530
00:37:54,440 --> 00:38:00,239
how much would she be making per
song? Does she know the answer her

531
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,000
or not? Does she know the
answer or not? Here we go.

532
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:12,360
Let's see fifty bucks seventy, fifty
bucks seventy yeah, yeah, wow,

533
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:16,559
those girls aren't too good in math? Maybe math that mass she raised her

534
00:38:16,559 --> 00:38:22,639
own anthy Yeah, yeah, fifty
seventy seventy. That was thirty three and

535
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,880
change is what I think the answer
would be. All right. The next

536
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:31,159
question asked to Devon. If Destiny
is five foot nine and puts on six

537
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:36,079
inch heels, how tall is she? She's not getting this well, Devin,

538
00:38:36,159 --> 00:38:39,800
no, no, no, Butch, you're saying, no, no

539
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,920
way, Danny, you know what
I think she's gonna get it. Danny

540
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:50,840
says she's going to get it.
Six foot she's six foot three. She

541
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:52,639
got it, got it, Doug, six foot three, You don't know.

542
00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:57,800
Five to nine six inches would be
six foot three? Wow? Wait

543
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,679
five nine with six inches, yeah, add six inches to five ft nine

544
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,719
and that's six three three. Yeah? All right, okay, all right?

545
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,000
She got Maybe she asked Doug the
questions, Doug, he's smarter than

546
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Dougie Fresh. All right, Doug, what does the d C stand for?

547
00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:17,400
In Washington d C? Will Devin
know or not? She won't know,

548
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:22,920
she will not know, she will
not know. She knows about geometry.

549
00:39:23,039 --> 00:39:25,320
I'm gonna say she doesn't know,
Danny, No, she doesn't know.

550
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:36,920
She doesn't know Democratic Court. Let's
be honest. Yes, right,

551
00:39:37,159 --> 00:39:42,280
Washington Credit Court. All Right,
Doug, can she spell tequila? Can

552
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:46,440
she spell tequila? I'm gonna go
yes on this one. You're gonna go

553
00:39:46,559 --> 00:39:52,159
yes. Yes, but says yes
no. Danny says no. T e

554
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:58,599
q U I l A yeah,
alright, so so far, I think

555
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:04,360
we're a tie score. I remember
a girl in Californa, East La.

556
00:40:04,559 --> 00:40:07,400
Sam's Hoffbrow and I have a friend
that still Martuns or DJ's there. This

557
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,320
girl would not get on stage until
she had five shots at tequila at ten

558
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,559
am in the morning. Wow,
I don't remember who she was, but

559
00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:17,679
I mean ten am in the morning
and the morning she would come in and

560
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:22,840
just start getting a buzz on.
I'm not going on stage till I feel

561
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:29,320
better. Yeah. And Pleasure Pleasures
in Pasadena he was actually pretty healthy for

562
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:36,159
you. Yeah, I know that
much. I think Mosa told me that

563
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:46,880
once. U. All right,
if you drive fifty miles an hour,

564
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:52,559
how far will you get in an
hour and a half? How far will

565
00:40:52,599 --> 00:40:53,639
you get in an hour and a
half. I don't think she's gonna get

566
00:40:53,639 --> 00:40:57,239
this one, Devin, know this
or not? You're gonna say no.

567
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,239
She would be in the back seat. No, no, Danny, I'm

568
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:08,760
gonna say uh, I'm gonna say
yes. Oh, probably like twenty miles.

569
00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:15,199
Oh, I gave her too much
credits. Sounds like she went to

570
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:23,119
n I T your dad, your
dad, He's like, yo, she

571
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:28,880
got this one to kill it?
D graduated him with a pen at home.

572
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:35,639
Okay, fifty miles posey, Kathy, I got this one? All

573
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:40,000
right? What is the line that
goes around the Earth separating the northern and

574
00:41:40,119 --> 00:41:45,119
southern hemispheres? Will she know this
or not? Bason Dixon? Does she

575
00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:52,239
know this or not? Yeah?
I think she's gonna guess the equator?

576
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,760
Okay, yeah, but I'm gonna
go no. I'm gonna say no to

577
00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:02,599
You're gonna say no to equator?
Waiter? Look at this? Yeah she

578
00:42:02,639 --> 00:42:07,920
did she did. She did pull
it yeah, but she's heard it enough.

579
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:14,599
She's heard enough. She's heard a
word of quator and she danced for

580
00:42:14,679 --> 00:42:22,599
quakers. Uh. If a new
set of breasts cost seven thousand dollars,

581
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,960
how much does each one cost?
Well, Devin know this or not?

582
00:42:27,159 --> 00:42:30,000
Doug? I think she can divide
by two with this one? You think

583
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,639
she can be five yet? Okay, No, she's shown no mad skills.

584
00:42:32,639 --> 00:42:35,920
She's shown no mad skills. I
would say, you're right. The

585
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
pattern says otherwise. I tried to
give up with but I try to give

586
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:42,800
her the benefit of doubt before and
backfard. Okay, here we go.

587
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:49,280
It's about three fifty. Now hold
on, she said three fifty? Do

588
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,519
we give it to her? Because
it would be three thousand, five hundred,

589
00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:54,880
But she said three fifty. I
was given it to her based on

590
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:59,800
just like if you're going to grade
like Noah the teacher? Noah? What

591
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,519
did Noah was a teacher from the
Bible? Right? Yes, he he

592
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:09,400
ugraded on an arc. So if
we're grade on an arc? Should we

593
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,719
give it to her? We give
it to her? I'm sure I'd like

594
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,559
to give it to her like that
bea But where they were they? How

595
00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:17,719
many figures. Am I holding up? Uh? Three? Well, actually

596
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,360
it's four, but since you thought
it was three, you really weren't lying.

597
00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:28,119
All right. Now, final question
with Devin, Okay, why do

598
00:43:28,199 --> 00:43:31,760
we celebrate the fourth of July?
Well, she don't want or not want

599
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:36,280
no independence day, fourth of July. This is the essay portion of the

600
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,880
four You know what Devin got on
her essay? Ts what you get barbecue?

601
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,639
I'm gonna I'm gonna get Yes,
she's gonna figure it out. She's

602
00:43:45,679 --> 00:43:51,639
gonna figure it out. What do
you say? But I'm gonna go yes,

603
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:52,960
yes, yes, he says yes. All right, here we go,

604
00:43:55,440 --> 00:44:02,599
because it's to say independence. Independence. Okay. So now there was

605
00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:08,119
a follow up question independence from who
or what? Independence from who or what?

606
00:44:08,159 --> 00:44:12,079
Will she know the answer to that? No British, No, no,

607
00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:15,679
no, she probably thinks of Mexico. Yes, Danny's gonna say yes

608
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:23,719
from oh, my goodness, countries, the other the other countries, the

609
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:35,079
other countries. If you take the
field, I got it the field.

610
00:44:38,079 --> 00:44:42,639
Do you know any of the people
who own the clubs anymore? No,

611
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,039
you don't know. All right.
I would like to go back out and

612
00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:47,639
do this again. I'd love to
go with you would you really? Oh

613
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,960
yeah, you would love to come
with me? Yeah, because I was

614
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,239
just going to go, Like,
especially if there's a DJ. If we

615
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,280
go to one of the has a
DJ boots, I don't want to go

616
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:58,199
hang out, you don't know,
I want to go. I want to

617
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,000
like set it up with the owner
where I can just go back. And

618
00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:02,639
if I have to pay, like
you would pay for lap dance to answer

619
00:45:02,639 --> 00:45:07,480
ten questions, I would do that, okay to one of the girls,

620
00:45:07,159 --> 00:45:10,800
I'll then I'll DJ and I'll play
a metallical song for nine minutes to get

621
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:16,199
your money's worth? Right? Why
would you want to jump back up in

622
00:45:16,559 --> 00:45:19,880
a DJ? But I would introduce
a couple of girls and that would be

623
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,480
about it. Yeah, all right, coming to the stage for one,

624
00:45:22,519 --> 00:45:24,800
two, three songs. Number one
fan of Bilified, Here she comes,

625
00:45:25,559 --> 00:45:30,199
all eyes friend Center, get your
love dollars ready for Jessedy. You know

626
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:31,840
you gotta do it during the day
though, right, yes, other girls

627
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,199
that are doing it to pay for
school or in class, right, Yeah,

628
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,440
so you don't get the A team
of the day. No, No,

629
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,000
that's what I'm saying. Well,
this is why I always go Britney

630
00:45:40,039 --> 00:45:45,519
Spears. Now looks like the stripper
that dances at two o'clock in the afternoon

631
00:45:45,559 --> 00:45:47,559
when you watch her on Instagram.
If you watched her, she looks terrible.

632
00:45:47,599 --> 00:45:52,559
Well I saw one girl, Beryl
Dolls or her teeth or teeth reminded

633
00:45:52,599 --> 00:45:54,239
me of March Madness. Really well, she was down to the final four.

634
00:45:54,840 --> 00:46:06,039
Hey that more Thursday Night. You
know who's in the final four?

635
00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:10,280
Alabama? Alabama? You know what
they call it? Toothbrush in Alabama?

636
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:20,559
Finishing go ahead. They figured that
the toothbrush was invented at Alabama. How's

637
00:46:20,599 --> 00:46:22,760
that because if it were invented anywhere
else, Dougie Fresh should be called a

638
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:30,199
teeth brush. Oh sorry, yeah, we got problems. That's what you

639
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:37,360
did the comedy. What what do
kittens and girls from Alabama have in common?

640
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:47,480
I don't know. They both like
their paws. Thursday Nights a material.

641
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:52,880
All right, we will uh,
we'll take a moment. Anybody have

642
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:57,159
thoughts on the guy who married the
Siamese twins. I'm sure you do get

643
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,760
I did see that. Yeah,
No, I didn't see that. I

644
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:07,079
saw twice. Yeah, we will
get to that talking about it. Jesus,

645
00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:12,000
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646
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649
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return your call within twenty four hours. Okay, fantastic, Thank you very

650
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:34,679
much, thanks much, thanksgiving,
thank you. We will take a moment

651
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We already cover that. Everything on
Deskbats Drive in East Rochester are open every

687
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day For Siamese Twins, they're dancing. I don't know where I'm going to

688
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,000
the kitchen, to the bedroom,
to the bathroom, to the attic,

689
00:50:16,199 --> 00:50:23,920
but I sure know where I've been. Yes, Siamese twins. This is

690
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:30,599
a weird thing that I saw all
over everywhere, the Siamese twins, that

691
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:37,840
you would worry if they were your
kid. I don't know. You don't

692
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,679
hear about them too now you don't, or at least surviving. You hear

693
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:46,639
about like the attempt to separate Siamese
twins, but you don't hear about a

694
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:52,840
lot of times they're working out.
And apparently it has and now they've gotten

695
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:57,559
married. Yeah, which I've read
about it over the weekend. Yeah,

696
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:01,679
by one, get one free.
I guess you got two for one lamp

697
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:07,000
dances here with Jenna and Audrey stays. Okay with that, and that's a

698
00:51:07,079 --> 00:51:10,440
legitimate question. You can only marry
one. Yeah, okay, So it's

699
00:51:10,559 --> 00:51:15,000
Abby Hencil but they're but they're I
don't know how this works. I don't

700
00:51:15,039 --> 00:51:22,480
know if it's Abby and Brittany Hensel
and they married army veteran Josh Bowling.

701
00:51:23,079 --> 00:51:28,159
I think Josh Bowling was on t
l C. Yeah that sounds really familiar.

702
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,599
Does Wait? Was that? No? That wasn't Kate plus Eight's husband,

703
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:35,000
was it? No? No?
No, okay, no, but

704
00:51:35,199 --> 00:51:38,760
the uh so, I have no
idea, but they did. So these

705
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:44,840
girls have gone on TikTok No.
Yeah, and they talked their teachers,

706
00:51:45,119 --> 00:51:49,760
their teachers, So this is them
talking about teaches chemistry the other one and

707
00:51:49,840 --> 00:52:00,719
teaches Jim Jim Klas We had the
periodic table and Dodgeball day. Definitely teach

708
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:07,119
in the collaborative team approach. We
had concerns about how the students would respond,

709
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:14,519
like having a student teacher. I
got a plus plus four eyes watching

710
00:52:14,639 --> 00:52:19,840
part when we're teaching. We definitely
teach in a collaborative team approach. It's

711
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,079
so weird because they look like could
you imagine could try to go back to

712
00:52:23,119 --> 00:52:28,400
being a kid, and this just
walks in and goes welcome class. It

713
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,360
looks like something, it looks like
something on a monster's ink. It looks

714
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:37,559
like I think Sesame Street had a
whole thing where they had like the Siamese

715
00:52:37,079 --> 00:52:40,440
twin puppet puppet. I don't ever
remember that, you think, so,

716
00:52:40,639 --> 00:52:44,639
yes, I know they looked up. I know they did. I know

717
00:52:44,679 --> 00:52:50,559
they did. I know they never
shared my cookies with that guy. Next

718
00:52:50,599 --> 00:52:54,880
thing, I know every cookie.
Now there's all kinds of tiktoks about them

719
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:59,119
getting married, because I believe you
can only marry one person at a time

720
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:05,280
legally, But do each of them
have their own Utah's polygamy? Polygamy?

721
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:09,760
I believe that that's outlawed. I
don't think so. I thought each wife

722
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:14,920
had to have their own residents.
You can't have everybody in the same house.

723
00:53:15,039 --> 00:53:16,360
That was a loophole. That was
a loophole. You have to have

724
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,760
your own house, your own address. Yeah, you can't all be living

725
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,320
on a house all right. Here
is some people commenting on so we're all

726
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:29,679
thinking the same thing. How does
it work? Who does what? Of

727
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,239
course, he can only legally marry
one and in this case he married Abby

728
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:36,159
and that's the taller to one on
the left, and taking the picture this

729
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:40,920
way is so criminal. Not the
sister. Third conjoined twin, Abby Hencil,

730
00:53:42,079 --> 00:53:47,480
is married. She married a former
TLC reality star in an army vet.

731
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:51,440
He is now a nurse. You
guys know, conjoined twins are twins

732
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:55,159
that are connected, the bodies are
connected. Well, Abby is the one

733
00:53:55,159 --> 00:53:59,480
that married this guy, as you
can see in the background photo. That

734
00:53:59,679 --> 00:54:05,639
yeah, being that he married her, it's almost like basically he married both

735
00:54:05,679 --> 00:54:08,039
of them. I haven't seen these
girls been married in twenty twenty one.

736
00:54:08,039 --> 00:54:12,079
It's not like it happened yesterday,
but a lot of people didn't know about

737
00:54:12,079 --> 00:54:15,400
it. I haven't seen these girls
since, like I was like eleven or

738
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,920
twelve when Day was on the Oprah
Winfrey Show. Okay, all right,

739
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,760
all right, So there's so many
questions, like, I don't know how

740
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,920
any of this works. I know
it would freak you out. Well,

741
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,760
all right, they go out to
a bar, she's on one court.

742
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:34,320
Well, didn't you ever see was
a stand by Me Wither and Nick Damon.

743
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,679
So it's pretty much the same way. If she got interested in talking

744
00:54:36,679 --> 00:54:38,280
to somebody and she wants to be
happy, I guess it's just you have

745
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:43,320
to deal with it. If it's
not a gimmick stand by me, Yeah

746
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,400
it was. Yes, there was
a movie Stuck On You Stuck Out,

747
00:54:46,039 --> 00:54:52,159
Sam was borking free right. I
was gonna say yeah, but wow,

748
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:58,880
Now I saw a documentary on P. T. Barnum and he did have

749
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:05,119
asan conjoin twins and they married sisters
and this ant joke, you can look

750
00:55:05,159 --> 00:55:07,360
it up. But they had two
houses and thirty days they would live in

751
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:12,320
that one as that couple, and
then the next thirty days they would move

752
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:15,639
into the other house for the other
couple. That's how they ended up having

753
00:55:15,159 --> 00:55:22,159
like thirty kids or something. Wow, all they did. Now, But

754
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,239
see, this is the question,
like do they both feel things so not

755
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,480
well? And let me ask you
this. Hang on a second, hang

756
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,880
on, hang on, I'll take
it to a broken arm and not to

757
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:37,920
sex. But let's say, does
the right arm only get felt by one

758
00:55:37,079 --> 00:55:43,760
and the left arm by the other? Or And then because there's two minds,

759
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,199
right, there's two brains that are
operating, they both speak, they

760
00:55:46,199 --> 00:55:51,440
both So isn't there four arms?
No? I think there's only there's only

761
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:58,039
two arms. Two so it's like
they're connected almost from the waist and then

762
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,440
up so each each one had an
arm. So that's why I'm wondering.

763
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:05,880
Just one control one arm, one
control the other. Right, I don't

764
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,280
know, I don't know how this
works. And then if you did have

765
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,119
sex, how that would be?
This would be the weirdest thing of the

766
00:56:10,119 --> 00:56:16,119
world. Oral sex would be very
interesting. I mean, if one's giving

767
00:56:16,199 --> 00:56:22,320
oral sex, do they both have
to be in the movie for it?

768
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,199
Oh, that's it's a very it's
very weird. It's just a weird thing.

769
00:56:25,199 --> 00:56:29,239
And I well, I don't think
you get married. I think You're

770
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:35,760
right, it's just gone through all
the possible scenarios with these people. To

771
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,480
do that, I'm not you'd really
have to be This would have to be

772
00:56:38,519 --> 00:56:43,119
the most and i know this sounds
horrible and mean and all this, but

773
00:56:43,199 --> 00:56:46,719
it would have to be the most
attractive person you've ever been around. And

774
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:50,840
and I'm not even saying physically,
a lot of things going into attracting somebody.

775
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,320
Yeah, there's got to be a
whole lot of stuff unless you're looking

776
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:58,800
for because he was a TLC guy, Unless you're looking for a reality showdown

777
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,280
the line, what was his reality
show? What you don't think you're going

778
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:07,320
to have? I'm sure life with
Bob or he looks like an average dude.

779
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:08,000
I mean, he's a big guy, but I mean he looks like

780
00:57:08,039 --> 00:57:10,880
somebody wh would probably like play offensive
line somewhere. Yeah. Well, they

781
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,719
have the Osbourne's, they had the
Gene Simmons, they were doing one with

782
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:19,159
Liza Minelli. If this isn't coming
seeing how they live, I know,

783
00:57:19,239 --> 00:57:21,760
But then it makes you wonder did
he fall in love or was he just

784
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,400
looking for another paycheck? Yeah,
that's that's a great question, which would

785
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:28,159
be kind of which would be shitty, But that's an awful I mean like

786
00:57:29,039 --> 00:57:30,480
after a while though, you'd be
like, if you weren't in love with

787
00:57:30,519 --> 00:57:34,599
this or with one of these two
where both of there's two women, they're

788
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,440
girls, then you would, oh, yes they are. I'm not denying

789
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,920
that. You was saying. It's
it's an it's odd you always want the

790
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:45,280
other one chiming in. You're trying
to have a conversation over here. I

791
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:53,639
know one's a Dale's fan and one's
Why do you know that? I don't

792
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:58,639
make it up? Flip a coin
head their tail? They what like?

793
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:04,280
What if one false? What does
the other do? This is like the

794
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,559
whole thing. It's so weird.
I don't know. I want This is

795
00:58:07,559 --> 00:58:10,480
where i'd have I need an interview, wouldn't you need? You want to

796
00:58:10,519 --> 00:58:15,360
sit down? And I don't remember
that to hear that podcast? Yeah?

797
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:19,519
Where are they? I don't know
what you do? What are you doing

798
00:58:19,519 --> 00:58:22,400
in this situation? Yeah? That's
well, does one only because it fills

799
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,000
both the bellies? I don't know. You switch off back and forth.

800
00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:28,840
What if one's hungry and the other
one isn't? Right? What if I

801
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,599
mean one what if someone want is
allergic something? The other one isn't.

802
00:58:32,239 --> 00:58:37,480
No, that would be that one
body. They would be yeably, you

803
00:58:37,519 --> 00:58:39,480
know, one has a peanut allergy
and the other one doesn't. All right,

804
00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:46,760
doctor, doctor Doug, I'm just
one heart. They did con joined

805
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:53,559
or definitely different? I mean I
was thinking living just well. I read

806
00:58:53,559 --> 00:59:00,000
your list, you did. I
went through a lot of songs. Cool,

807
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,039
I just haven't seen you. Go
ahead. Abby and Brittany became the

808
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:06,559
stars with their own reality show on
TLC in twenty twelve, titled Abby and

809
00:59:06,599 --> 00:59:09,840
Brittany, long after their first gaining
public recognition via the Open Ruinfy Show in

810
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:15,679
nineteen ninety six. They were born
with the rare condition called uh diycephallus,

811
00:59:15,039 --> 00:59:21,239
which affects one of every two hundred
thousand berths and share a bloodstream, some

812
00:59:21,519 --> 00:59:25,119
vital organs, and genitalia. They
share it one in two hundred thousand.

813
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:30,760
That seems like it happens more often
than you'd think. Abby controls the right

814
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,960
side of the body and Brittany the
left. Their parents decided not to opt

815
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,880
for surgery at birth that would have
separated them, but only because it was

816
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:45,119
a dangerous surgery. Yeah, I
mean I cannot get so one gets left

817
00:59:45,119 --> 00:59:46,960
and one gets right, Now,
what if she wasn't like, you got

818
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,960
to be around this dude, You
got to smell this dude, You got

819
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,039
to sleep next to this dude,
and he and you're not the one who

820
00:59:53,039 --> 00:59:57,440
married him, and you know,
do you ever just get so mad you

821
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:01,360
just slap him with your left hand. By let's take it right, I

822
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,559
just go, what do you?
I don't want to go to that movie?

823
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,119
Yeah, this is kind I don't
want to be Yes, you do.

824
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:14,440
And it feels like, well,
it's that's obviously not a publicity stunt

825
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,239
because they've been married for two three
years, so it's not a publicity stunt.

826
01:00:17,599 --> 01:00:21,360
But you gotta feel like along the
line, the Army veteran keep it

827
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,199
going, have to cash in somewhere, hang on. The Army veteran husband

828
01:00:23,239 --> 01:00:29,599
of conjoined twin Abby Hencil has been
hit with a paternity suit filed since they

829
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,559
he was like yeah, okay.
Lawsuit was filed in October twenty twenty three,

830
01:00:32,559 --> 01:00:37,679
almost two years after Josh Bowling,
who documented her life sharing a body

831
01:00:37,679 --> 01:00:42,920
with sister Brittany Okay on the TLC, secretly wedd in twenty twenty one.

832
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:49,079
The paternity case was filed by Bowling's
ex wife, Wall he had a you

833
01:00:49,159 --> 01:00:52,559
had a wife, and now you
got two. Like they're both pitch today.

834
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:58,679
This is the car that doesn't get
yelled at enough, get yelled at

835
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:05,559
living in stereo? Is that just
what if they both snore? Yeah?

836
01:01:05,719 --> 01:01:08,960
If the paternity case was filed by
his ex wife and so he got married

837
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:14,639
to anich I guess. Court record
show a genetic test report was entered in

838
01:01:14,679 --> 01:01:17,199
the file on March set, twenty
twenty four, but detailed the event to

839
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:22,760
have one daughter together, of whom
they shared joint custody, according to court

840
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:30,239
documents. Meet your Stepmoms. These
documents state the she is their only joint

841
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:34,199
child born during the marriage. The
couple split in twenty nineteen, and Anika

842
01:01:34,239 --> 01:01:38,760
had another daughter who was born in
late twenty twenty is now three. Okay,

843
01:01:39,039 --> 01:01:42,679
Well, hopefully it's true love and
they can make it work. Yeah,

844
01:01:42,719 --> 01:01:46,440
it appears possible. This is the
child whose paternity is being contested by

845
01:01:46,599 --> 01:01:52,119
but available court documents by boy neither
Anak and Dashua. Wow, so this

846
01:01:52,199 --> 01:01:57,639
is probably how it all came out
that he was remarried because somebody found this

847
01:01:57,639 --> 01:02:01,760
this court law suit, because they
tried to But yeah, but when you

848
01:02:02,079 --> 01:02:07,000
get married, yes, that is
supposed to be your public declaration of your

849
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:12,360
love for somebody or somebody's in this
case. So this idea that has been

850
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:19,800
kept under wraps is even more fascinating. It's like, boo, what do

851
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,719
you think they dressed up as for
Halloween? The Adams Family, Remember Fred

852
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:30,920
Funstone, Wilma and Betty. We're
flooring fauna from the Addams fat I'm sorry,

853
01:02:30,119 --> 01:02:32,280
how can I compete here twice the
woman? I am? Yes,

854
01:02:32,679 --> 01:02:38,239
he can be the bowling ball,
he can be the pens. Oh god,

855
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:42,440
there's so just so many questions.
I can't. I can't. I

856
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:46,039
don't even know. That's like if
I walked into So we went my mother

857
01:02:46,119 --> 01:02:52,079
lives down state, went down for
Easter. There's a place called a Choken

858
01:02:52,119 --> 01:02:55,119
which is near Woodstock, and they
took an old railroad bed and they made

859
01:02:55,159 --> 01:02:59,880
it into a really beautiful hiking trail
and that goes all the way out over

860
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:02,840
the reservoir now the reservoir. When
I was a kid, one of my

861
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:07,320
favorite calling it was just this boring
talk show. I'm scanning the dial and

862
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:12,800
I hear this woman yelling. It
was w DST Woodstock and she's yelling there

863
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:16,360
are hippies swimming naked in the reservoir, and the guy goes what she goes,

864
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:20,039
there are hippies, So people would
go down and skinny it. But

865
01:03:20,079 --> 01:03:22,719
that was the water that was provided
to New York City for drinking water and

866
01:03:22,719 --> 01:03:27,559
stuff. I don't know if they
had any dead bodies like Rochester, but

867
01:03:27,639 --> 01:03:30,320
that's the case. So we go
there, we leave, and my mother

868
01:03:30,519 --> 01:03:34,719
on the way out there was a
place called Moose Crossing and she said,

869
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:37,480
I really I've been wanting to check
this out, but I'm always alone.

870
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,400
And it looks like a cool kind
of fun bar, like a dive bar.

871
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:44,480
So we go to Moose Crossing.
No, it's a high I think

872
01:03:44,519 --> 01:03:46,360
it's a front for something else.
But it was a high end furniture shop

873
01:03:46,559 --> 01:03:50,079
like all this, you know,
things you would find in the Catskills at

874
01:03:50,079 --> 01:03:53,360
a rondecks people's homes. There's beds
that were a couple thousand dollars and nice

875
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:58,920
furniture, antlers and stuffed animals and
all kinds of shit. So then we

876
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,199
go over to this other place and
that's just a deli, not a bar.

877
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:05,519
So my brother, my brother,
my son looks up bars near us

878
01:04:05,559 --> 01:04:10,119
and he finds one called Snyder's.
Doug. I put this up on my

879
01:04:11,119 --> 01:04:14,760
Instagram channel. It looked like a
haunted house. We got there, my

880
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:18,159
fourteen year old son was afraid to
go in because it was just covered in

881
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:23,400
vines. You saw it, it
looked like a haunted house. And when

882
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:28,400
you walked in, they had like
it looked like somebody's private basement party.

883
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,880
They had a bunch of food on
card tables and pulls and chips. Was

884
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,239
a bar. It was a bar. They were out playing horseshoes because the

885
01:04:34,239 --> 01:04:38,400
weather was nice. There was some
dart game going on where they were throwing.

886
01:04:38,679 --> 01:04:41,559
They had a deck of cards on
a bolletin board and you had to

887
01:04:41,639 --> 01:04:45,199
hit certain ones with a dart.
And then inside there were all these people

888
01:04:45,239 --> 01:04:48,239
at a pool table that you didn't
have a lot of room to maneuver around,

889
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:53,599
and it was like dirty. You
weren't really sure where you're going.

890
01:04:53,679 --> 01:04:56,519
It was but like, hey,
we're going over jazz house. You get

891
01:04:57,719 --> 01:05:00,360
it fucking pack. But if I
walked in there and I saw the simon

892
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:06,360
these twins, I'd go fetch Yeah, expect to see that here would be

893
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:10,400
You ever wonder if they've ever done
movie cameos, I don't know, if

894
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,159
I'm sure they've had the bad asked
that you want to do are horror flax?

895
01:05:13,239 --> 01:05:16,719
Well, the thing is also like, well no, I mean that

896
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:21,440
would be. There was a you
might as well cash girls can join the

897
01:05:21,519 --> 01:05:26,000
head and they were on Howard Stern
and they were on that. They were

898
01:05:26,039 --> 01:05:30,719
on Nip Tuck as well, and
Surgeon and and FX and they divided them

899
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,840
up and then they didn't make it
through the operation. Their last wish was

900
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:38,159
to be sewn back together so they
would always be together. But they were

901
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:42,039
living, and they were on talk
shows throughout their life. I think they

902
01:05:42,119 --> 01:05:45,599
passed away. Wow. They looked
a lot different than not to be mean,

903
01:05:45,639 --> 01:05:49,000
but than these girls. Well,
these girls are one body, two

904
01:05:49,039 --> 01:05:54,119
heads right right. The other girls
were connected from the the head, back

905
01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:58,159
of the head, in front of
the head. Hyeah. They were kind

906
01:05:58,159 --> 01:06:00,119
of like It's almost like if you
saw them doing an interview with Howard.

907
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:04,159
They their heads were like tipping toward
each other. Okay, I think.

908
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:08,719
And they had their own bodies,
yes did they And they didn't share anything

909
01:06:08,719 --> 01:06:12,239
else I don't think so. But
but cutting them apart, it did kill

910
01:06:12,239 --> 01:06:15,039
them I think I think that was
the case. Yeah wow, all right,

911
01:06:15,079 --> 01:06:24,239
well I've read of twins who are
were go ahead, Doug was gonna

912
01:06:24,239 --> 01:06:28,559
say their Siamese twins in there.
You know, time in the month wasn't

913
01:06:28,679 --> 01:06:31,599
the same day every fifteen days would
be a nightmare. All right, that's

914
01:06:31,719 --> 01:06:38,119
bad. But yeah, why it's
toughly for pleasure. They're smarter than Devin.

915
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,760
All right, they probably went to
n I T too. You know

916
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:45,480
that moment when you're at a party
and you see someone you know from across

917
01:06:45,559 --> 01:06:48,920
the room that you don't want to
talk to, but they want to talk

918
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,079
to you, Well you just don't
want to talk. You see them and

919
01:06:51,079 --> 01:06:55,639
you're like, I just yeah,
okay, but now you got four eyes,

920
01:06:56,400 --> 01:07:00,239
four sets eye four eyes looking at
you, two sets eyes locked on

921
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,199
you to see you. What is
your move in that case? If you

922
01:07:02,239 --> 01:07:05,280
see somebody at a party or even
a bar, you walk into a bar

923
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:09,480
restaurant, this is what I do. It's always it always works. You

924
01:07:09,519 --> 01:07:12,840
confront the problem immediately and you're going, hey, what's going on? How

925
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,159
you doing? You're gonna be around
for a while. I gotta stop and

926
01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:16,559
see so and so. You'd be
a here for a bit, and you

927
01:07:16,599 --> 01:07:19,440
eventually, like you make it so
that you remembered you went and said hello,

928
01:07:19,679 --> 01:07:23,280
you saw them, and then eventually, like you work your way around

929
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,599
and then you eventually take off.
Have you ever left? Have you ever

930
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:30,360
left a place because there was somebody
there that you saw that you didn't want

931
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,039
to talk to. I can't remember. I want to say no, but

932
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:35,280
I just avoid him and walk side
of the bar, just keep moving around

933
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:41,800
so they don't see it. Danny, you get you go up to him

934
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:45,719
and get over it over, get
over Oh yeah. But but even then

935
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:47,800
it sounds phony, like, well, I'm not trying to be phony.

936
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:49,639
I'll just be like, I know
that they want to talk. I mean,

937
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:54,000
I don't have many people that I
don't want to talk to, but

938
01:07:54,039 --> 01:07:56,239
there are some people, you know, and I have no issues with them,

939
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:59,400
They just don't want to stop talking. So you have to kind of

940
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,679
those people. I know. Yeah, yes, you have to kind of

941
01:08:00,679 --> 01:08:06,079
like control the conversation. One word
answers along. Yeah, you walk up

942
01:08:06,079 --> 01:08:08,960
to him, you say hello,
you gotta be around for a bit.

943
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:15,039
I gotta go see. Uh,
nothing has changed since I've seen you.

944
01:08:15,039 --> 01:08:18,560
In fact, we know a guy. I'm not gonna say who it is,

945
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,800
but come on, every time we
run it. Every time I've run

946
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:27,319
into him, Hey I'm late for
uh something like oh oh yeah. I'm

947
01:08:27,319 --> 01:08:29,319
like, yeah, you weren't late
for something when you were on your phone

948
01:08:29,319 --> 01:08:32,239
eating your food like five minutes ago, sitting there. But okay, does

949
01:08:32,239 --> 01:08:35,840
that hurt your feelings? Uh?
He's done it twice, so yeah it

950
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:40,479
does. Yeah. M hm.
I'm like, really, what's what's what's

951
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:44,479
the issue here? I think I
heard Kevin's feelings tonight Kevin had R Kevin

952
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,960
yeah, because he wrote me last
night saying we're gonna call him R Kevin

953
01:08:48,119 --> 01:08:54,600
R Kevin Kevin No. Because so
Kevin had written me last night and said,

954
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:57,159
are we doing a show? And
I said no because he normally doesn't

955
01:08:57,159 --> 01:08:59,880
come in on Tuesday, and I
just figured it was just easier. I

956
01:09:00,159 --> 01:09:02,560
was driving in the middle of stuff. I think I had stopped and I

957
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:05,319
was eating and I was talking to
Jordan. We had gone on Instagram live,

958
01:09:05,399 --> 01:09:09,279
and I think that's what he said
and I said no. So then

959
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:13,199
I did a tease for tonight.
Uh, and then he goes, I

960
01:09:13,199 --> 01:09:15,000
didn't get the invite, and I'm
like, well, it wasn't the invite.

961
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,439
It was just normally on Tuesday,
he didn't come in. Yeah,

962
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:23,479
so earlier usually it's it's just me
and Doug. You said, tomorrow's your

963
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:26,920
birthday. I missed Doug, and
I want to be birthday gift to see

964
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,159
him, like a preview Thursday,
you're getting your you're getting somebody's popping out

965
01:09:31,159 --> 01:09:33,439
of the cake for you. Yeah, my wife. Yeah, and so

966
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,880
you uh, there you go.
So you were gonna be here tomorrow.

967
01:09:38,199 --> 01:09:40,199
So I figured, all right,
no big deal. And now I feel

968
01:09:40,199 --> 01:09:42,560
bad because I feel like I heard
his feelings, like he felt like he

969
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:45,319
was excluded. No, we want
you don't think like that. Who doesn't

970
01:09:45,319 --> 01:09:48,680
You don't It's like you wouldn't.
I wouldn't. I No, I didn't.

971
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:51,920
I just hear hurt people. No, like that hurts. Once a

972
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:58,479
while. He sent me a text
on Easter, Kevin, yeahry Christmas.

973
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,159
Let me let me read it to
you. Okay, he has risen.

974
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,880
Yeah, it was something of that
effect, but I think he was talking

975
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:06,359
about himself. And his wife said
that has risen in a long time.

976
01:10:08,199 --> 01:10:11,800
Something said that to me. Yeah, okay, all right, we'll take

977
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:15,399
a moment. Doug has a big
comedy show Thursday night. He is the

978
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:18,680
MC. I'm excited about this,
and since you brought it up, and

979
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,319
I don't want to pick on you
at all, I just want to I

980
01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:25,680
want to hear anyway some new material. I want to know if there's new

981
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:29,319
material. I want to know how
the practice sessions have been going. If

982
01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:33,520
you dress up somebody in your Montana
jersey and put the forty nine ers homing

983
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:35,920
on him, you go, you're
a great eye. I can join the

984
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:42,960
jerseys. Looks like I have an
audience. I want to know that.

985
01:10:43,199 --> 01:10:45,399
And then I want to know the
first time he's twins. Do you think

986
01:10:45,399 --> 01:10:50,039
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987
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996
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997
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998
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1014
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1028
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1029
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Beman. Look at that. Look
that don't got the timing day that bunny

1030
01:14:00,079 --> 01:14:02,640
good evening, Carl say welcome and
coming out, thank you on this Thursday.

1031
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:04,880
This is what they play. This
is what they play. Yeah,

1032
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:08,479
this is what they've I forgot that
thanks for coming out. We've got a

1033
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:12,039
fantastic night for you tonight. We've
got your feature X Indy Arena in the

1034
01:14:12,079 --> 01:14:15,399
house. You have a big round
of applause. All right, Funny say

1035
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:20,159
something funny, Doug, and you're
a headliner tonight, Greg Owens, all

1036
01:14:20,239 --> 01:14:23,720
right. Has that always been a
just a Carlson thing or has been a

1037
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:27,520
Rochester comedy club thing playing Welcome to
the Jungle. I think it's been a

1038
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:30,560
Rochester comedy club thing. I think
it's a Nippolito thing. Okay, but

1039
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,680
I don't know that was what.
Yeah, I was gonna say, but

1040
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:36,239
Mark, Mark's been running the clubs
for so many years, so he does

1041
01:14:36,239 --> 01:14:40,520
a great job over. Yes,
uh, this is the best club that

1042
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:44,600
I've ever seen. Yeah, I'm
not kidding. Beautiful, but it's just

1043
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:46,479
run so well, you know,
like the way they run it and the

1044
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:51,520
way the people are on top of
it, the way the wait staff interacts.

1045
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:55,319
I was at two on State Street, but I think it was seventeen

1046
01:14:55,359 --> 01:14:59,359
eighteen years older. Then years later
the Hiccups won. Yeah, yeah,

1047
01:14:59,399 --> 01:15:01,960
I to Hiccups, and then the
one in Witt Place. I can't say

1048
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,640
that any of them were bad that
that that's not my point. I knew

1049
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:10,359
some of the inner workings of the
one more on Winton because I was involved

1050
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:14,720
and I'm doing a lot of stuff
there. I will just say that.

1051
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:17,920
And it wasn't run poorly. It
was just this one is just this is

1052
01:15:18,039 --> 01:15:20,960
this is a top club, and
it's run like a top club. They

1053
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:24,119
do a really nice job. I
tell people, I've been telling a lot

1054
01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:25,720
of people, you know, come
on out, check it out. You're

1055
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,159
gonna enjoy it. Well, what's
it like? It goes wide open,

1056
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:32,000
it's about three hundred there's it's got
a great bar, drinks, got a

1057
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:34,760
small menu. But that's all right, it's just you know, come out

1058
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:40,159
and laugh, right. So I've
been practicing the day I have my microphone.

1059
01:15:40,199 --> 01:15:47,319
I listened to Get. I think
there are some clubs that don't serve

1060
01:15:47,359 --> 01:15:53,600
food on purpose because they're dropping the
check, you know, because dropping the

1061
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:58,239
checks is so distracting, so that
it's a it's a tough time for like

1062
01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:02,000
the headliner check drop, and everybody
starts talking finding up the bill and they're

1063
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:08,880
trying to do their clothes. Margarita's
hey, hey, who got the knat

1064
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:13,079
Joe the Old Comics Cafe. I
was at a table at ten once and

1065
01:16:13,119 --> 01:16:15,119
the bill came was a Sunday night
and with a bunch of teachers and Brad

1066
01:16:15,199 --> 01:16:19,399
Davies, my old buddy, my
radio partner, and all of a sudden

1067
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:25,279
he goes to collect the money and
they're like ninety bucks short on the bill,

1068
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:29,960
and like the boyfriends are all arguing
over who owes what? Well the

1069
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:32,479
comics trying to so like that,
that's where it gets kind of tough.

1070
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:35,520
So if you go to like I
don't think the comedy seller serves food.

1071
01:16:36,359 --> 01:16:40,840
I think in New York it's very
it's a more intimate setting in there.

1072
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:45,359
It's a little tighter and uh,
I think capacity is two hundred and I

1073
01:16:45,359 --> 01:16:49,199
think it's drinks only. I think
it's fair. Yeah, you're not going

1074
01:16:49,199 --> 01:16:51,520
there to eat, You're going there
to have a lot. I'll tell you

1075
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:55,920
what I like. When I look
out there and I see people having the

1076
01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:59,239
big pretzels, pretze just thick,
God, I take a make fun of

1077
01:16:59,279 --> 01:17:00,439
them. No, well not even
so. You can make fun of them,

1078
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:04,239
yes, but not so much,
because it's just people having a good

1079
01:17:04,279 --> 01:17:10,199
time and that's the whole purpose.
And and but that's where this club separates

1080
01:17:10,239 --> 01:17:14,720
itself. I have been there and
I've not seen any problems with the check

1081
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,319
dropping. It's almost like they know
exactly when to do it and how to

1082
01:17:17,359 --> 01:17:21,399
handle it, and it's just done
really well. But Doug is going to

1083
01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:26,880
be end seeing there Thursday night.
Yeah, so excited. I love that

1084
01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:30,439
you know that you've been practicing.
I think that's good. You have to

1085
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:36,000
look. Everybody should be rehearsing and
getting their stuff. You want to know

1086
01:17:36,039 --> 01:17:39,479
it. You want to feel cold. You want to feel confident. When

1087
01:17:39,479 --> 01:17:43,560
you're confident, you can deviate from
any plan you have. You can,

1088
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:45,479
you can and you can know,
like you could do some crowd work and

1089
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:47,800
if it's not going well, you
know, you got your jokes and you

1090
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:50,520
can just two people ask me about
that today. A friend of mine,

1091
01:17:51,319 --> 01:17:55,600
Jamie, that I work without it
for sil He called me up, asking

1092
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:57,960
me questions and what time it is, how much I'm like, yeah,

1093
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,000
you come and and goes, well, I'm not gonna send a front right,

1094
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,119
Oh so you hecklled me. I'm
like, god, Jamie, I

1095
01:18:01,119 --> 01:18:05,680
I don't do crowd work yet.
Yeah, it takes more time and gotta

1096
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:09,079
gotta have material. My sister asked, I go, no, I'm not

1097
01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:11,439
going to go into the crowd ornything. Maybe I will, but I mean

1098
01:18:12,319 --> 01:18:15,920
trying to get more. You gotta
get more stage time and more mic time.

1099
01:18:15,039 --> 01:18:18,039
Okay to me, more relax.
So I'm working in a couple of

1100
01:18:18,079 --> 01:18:23,439
new jokes and you know, like
dating older women, dating older women is

1101
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:26,800
a yes day on your toes.
It's a wild ride because you can go

1102
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:31,159
from I'm coming, I'm coming to
I'm cramping. I'm cramping like that that's

1103
01:18:31,159 --> 01:18:34,920
gonna work out. Well those salt
pills, yeah, well those salt pills

1104
01:18:35,439 --> 01:18:39,119
different. You know, as you
get older, things get different. You

1105
01:18:39,119 --> 01:18:41,680
know, your your twenties. Next
to my bed, I had a pack

1106
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:44,680
of condoms and ky jelly. Now
that I'm fifty and banging older women,

1107
01:18:45,119 --> 01:18:51,319
I got iduprofen into the fibulator just
in case, Just in case. So

1108
01:18:53,199 --> 01:18:57,720
are you legitimately nervous about this?
Yeah, and a good nervous. You

1109
01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:00,279
want to do a good job,
even you're excited. Yeah. You know.

1110
01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:03,640
It's Greg's first headliner. Yeah,
you know, being a headliner.

1111
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:08,000
So he's we've been in contact.
Yeah, you know, how you feeling,

1112
01:19:08,199 --> 01:19:10,840
how's tickets? You know, everything's
going well for the bigger night,

1113
01:19:11,119 --> 01:19:14,279
the first time. He's good,
the main guy. He's got forty five

1114
01:19:14,319 --> 01:19:15,760
to an hour. Cindy Arena,
who I've I've worked with both of them.

1115
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,800
Yeah, so I like them all, you know, obviously like them

1116
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,920
both. And Cindy's got twenty twenty
five minutes. I've got ten to twelve.

1117
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:24,520
So it's gonna be a fun night
out. I guess I haven't done

1118
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:29,279
it in a while because I don't
usually I don't get nervous like I used

1119
01:19:29,319 --> 01:19:32,640
to, which to me is really
just excitement and it shows you care and

1120
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:35,199
not that I don't care. And
I get a little bit of butterflies or

1121
01:19:35,199 --> 01:19:39,880
whatever. But I get very relaxed
when I'm on stage. Yeah, I

1122
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,960
just I don't know why. It's
like a It's like a switch goes off

1123
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,319
and I I just have fun.
And I figure, if I fallow my

1124
01:19:45,359 --> 01:19:47,680
face, I fall my face,
and if I don't, I don't and

1125
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:51,479
I don't. I don't know what
it is. I I find myself like

1126
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:56,720
in those situations like I kind of
enjoy it. I really, I will

1127
01:19:56,760 --> 01:20:00,439
say, like I'm somewhat of a
thrill seeker. And that's what I love

1128
01:20:00,439 --> 01:20:03,199
about comedy because it could go fucking
terribly bad. Dude, I have done

1129
01:20:03,199 --> 01:20:06,680
That's why I'm rehearsing. I don't
want to time. I have done sets

1130
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:10,880
where I went way off the mark, and for whatever reason, I did,

1131
01:20:11,039 --> 01:20:13,560
like my parents were in the crowd, and I did some shitty,

1132
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,560
mean, shitty jokes about them because
that's what I do to the people I

1133
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:24,279
love, and uh, and it
was going down and somehow I just pulled

1134
01:20:24,279 --> 01:20:27,760
it right back out and ended on
a fucking huge note. But it's one

1135
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,319
of those things like you got to
be able to feel it and that that

1136
01:20:30,399 --> 01:20:31,920
was always the ones where you knew
you could if you pull it back,

1137
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,439
it just gives you more confidence.
Right, And I think the one thing

1138
01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:40,960
that I think you can try too
hard in any situation in life, I

1139
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:44,039
think you can really try too hard. I think I there are times a

1140
01:20:44,119 --> 01:20:45,760
year with the podcast I feel like
I've tried too hard and I'm like,

1141
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:49,279
oh, and you're holding it so
tight, so fucking tight, you squeeze

1142
01:20:49,279 --> 01:20:55,479
it, its head pops off,
So you know what, I so one

1143
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:59,119
head pride. So I always think
like if when you're a little looser and

1144
01:20:59,199 --> 01:21:02,600
more relaxed, That's why I always
think like being prepared is the key to

1145
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:05,840
anything. In my mind, Like
when we do the podcast, there are

1146
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:09,479
times where I don't feel prepared and
I don't feel we have as good as

1147
01:21:09,479 --> 01:21:12,840
show. I could be prepared for
a bunch of stuff and we could do

1148
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:17,439
a completely never talk about anything I
had prepared, But I was loose and

1149
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:20,960
relaxed, and there's just something about
it. There's a that you get more

1150
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:25,520
satisfaction. And I think the same
thing with comedy when you try to remember,

1151
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:28,079
like, oh shit, I gotta
get this joke right after this joke,

1152
01:21:28,119 --> 01:21:30,960
and I fucking forgot, and then
you go back and you're just it

1153
01:21:30,039 --> 01:21:34,960
becomes that that was happening today because
I was timing myself. What am I

1154
01:21:35,039 --> 01:21:39,239
missing? Man? That's where you
lose. I joke about dating older women,

1155
01:21:39,279 --> 01:21:43,479
but then I have a little bit
about dating younger women. Yeah.

1156
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:45,239
And I was at a bar the
other couple of weeks ago and I met

1157
01:21:45,239 --> 01:21:50,119
this thirty three year old I'm fifty
three. Wow. Bottom of drink got

1158
01:21:50,119 --> 01:21:53,960
her laugh And we go back to
her place, and what happened while we

1159
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:56,920
started falling around? And we go
in her bedroom and she starts unbuttoning my

1160
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,680
shirt like okay, here we go. There we go. She's like,

1161
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,479
Doug, before we do anything else, I got to ask you something.

1162
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:06,520
I go, what's that? Do
you have a safe word? I said,

1163
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:10,640
what my ATM card? She goes
no. She goes in cases sex

1164
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:15,920
gets too hot and you start having
a heart attack. And I go,

1165
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,560
yeah, I have a safe word. She goes, what is it?

1166
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:21,000
I go, thank you, And
by all means, if that happens,

1167
01:22:21,079 --> 01:22:25,760
let me finish, let me die, then call nine mon one, because

1168
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:28,079
if you think we're going to be
doing a doggiestown all of a sudden,

1169
01:22:28,159 --> 01:22:30,680
go hippopotamus, hippopotamus, No,
no, no, let me not.

1170
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:35,760
Let me die then call an ambulance. Yeah, because at fifty three,

1171
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:39,600
anything past this, I want to
be coming and going in the same night,

1172
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:42,800
if you know what I mean.
Yeah, I yeah, I just

1173
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:45,640
think that when you're relaxed, relatable
to the crowd, that's the best.

1174
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:48,840
And that's another thing. I don't
know who's showing up. I know a

1175
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:51,760
bunch of people that I know,
but even new people. Well, that's

1176
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:55,279
one of the things I start doing
my act, I'm like, well,

1177
01:22:55,279 --> 01:22:58,520
I've done this act, but there's
gonna be new people there that haven't heard

1178
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:00,199
it. Yeah. Not everybody's living
on every joke that I've told in the

1179
01:23:00,199 --> 01:23:02,079
past. So if they haven't heard, they might have heard it, but

1180
01:23:02,119 --> 01:23:06,920
they'll get another laugh of it.
And being a comic you have to understand

1181
01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:13,239
that that it's repetition in your I'm
still getting used to the whole process by

1182
01:23:13,279 --> 01:23:15,359
stage and doing the same jokes.
Yeah, but I understand there's new people,

1183
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:19,319
yes, and then you can twist
it a little bit, highlight a

1184
01:23:19,319 --> 01:23:23,000
certain part, and right do it
from there. I can't wait. I

1185
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,520
wish I wish I was, I
wish I was at this show. I

1186
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:28,560
hope you're coming. Yeah, I
wish I was going to be there.

1187
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:30,800
Man, I would I would have
just I would have gone right up to

1188
01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:33,079
you before this. Hey man,
how you feeling. Yeah, I'm great.

1189
01:23:33,119 --> 01:23:36,880
How you great, Dougie, I'm
ready ready, So I got fifteen

1190
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:41,039
dirty martinis and then I'm ready to
rock and roll. Man, how much

1191
01:23:41,039 --> 01:23:43,920
do you drink before? Shure?
I don't drink. Don't now. I

1192
01:23:44,199 --> 01:23:47,199
think that's did a couple of times
at one night of the contests. I'm

1193
01:23:47,199 --> 01:23:50,359
like, yeah, I just don't
feel Yeah, you feel like your timing

1194
01:23:50,399 --> 01:23:55,000
is off. I don't drink when
I do anything on stage anymore. I

1195
01:23:55,119 --> 01:23:58,079
drink enough. I don't anymore.
I mean, no, I understand.

1196
01:23:58,119 --> 01:24:04,199
I'm I've even cut back and drinking. But I think that I wouldn't do

1197
01:24:04,279 --> 01:24:11,640
anything on stage unless I work pretty
sober nowadays. Only because you're just you're

1198
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:14,560
timing. You're better off. You
can see things a little clearer, you

1199
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:18,119
can you know what I'm saying,
You're more in the moment. And yeah,

1200
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:25,119
but that's what I'm saying to he
is, don't just go you see

1201
01:24:25,119 --> 01:24:30,159
to me, I see Doug as
a likable like he comes on stage right

1202
01:24:30,199 --> 01:24:32,399
away. He just that persona and
that look on his face. I go,

1203
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:36,239
he's gonna be funny. It's funny
laugh And then then and I just

1204
01:24:36,279 --> 01:24:39,960
think, like when you ease and
roll into it. You know, the

1205
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:44,199
greatest MC ever to watch, the
greatest MC ever. You go back and

1206
01:24:44,239 --> 01:24:48,800
you watch The Kings of Comedy,
and the greatest ever was Steve Harvey.

1207
01:24:49,439 --> 01:24:53,159
Steve Harvey was the MC of that
show. And they used to debate on

1208
01:24:53,159 --> 01:24:57,119
who was gonna be the headliner whose
but it was him, Cedric the Entertainer,

1209
01:24:57,279 --> 01:25:01,479
d L. Hugh Glee and Bernie
mack and and he was the MC.

1210
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:05,680
And he was awesome, just awesome
the way he just did it.

1211
01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:09,359
And he even did jokes with the
crowd and stuff. But I mean,

1212
01:25:09,399 --> 01:25:13,119
and they're playing like uh, you
know amphitheaters or whatever. Yeah, they

1213
01:25:13,159 --> 01:25:16,680
were doing it was they get three
thousand people, Yeah, they're not playing.

1214
01:25:17,159 --> 01:25:20,399
No, this was even bigger than
that down in Atlanta, but it

1215
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:23,880
was huge. If you go back, if you just to see how a

1216
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:28,560
great MC just kind of keeps that
thing and he's light and loose and all

1217
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:31,479
that. And a lot of experience
too, Oh you got experienced. I

1218
01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:38,239
don't have a lot of experience would. I'm just saying I know I'm not

1219
01:25:38,279 --> 01:25:41,199
gonna go. I'm not going to
I got experience. I know everything I

1220
01:25:41,279 --> 01:25:43,960
tried. I did that. I'll
tell you what. Relating to wrestling,

1221
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:45,960
I thought I was ready for varsity
when I was just on JV and I

1222
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:49,199
got my ass kicked. So take
it like that. Don't ever get too

1223
01:25:49,239 --> 01:25:56,920
cocky, but be with yourself.
And there you got him myself. Yeah,

1224
01:25:56,960 --> 01:26:00,119
he's what lose weight before Thursday.
Good luck with that one. Go

1225
01:26:00,199 --> 01:26:02,640
out the bang the same twin.
I'll go on Amazon and you've got prime.

1226
01:26:03,039 --> 01:26:05,600
Get a forty nine ers jersey that
has the number thirty two and the

1227
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:09,680
word Simpson on the back, and
you come out. The first thing goes

1228
01:26:10,399 --> 01:26:19,960
what what what? It's my favorite. I'm ready to kill everybody. I'm

1229
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:25,479
gonna slay you. Does anybody do
O. J. Simpson anymore? No,

1230
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:29,439
that's is Norm McDonald died. No, they're tired. I don't think.

1231
01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:34,600
Yeah, there's nothing. O J. Simpson was in the news,

1232
01:26:35,159 --> 01:26:39,600
that's all. Uh, it's truly
here ex world, it's a J.

1233
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:44,119
I don't know why people keep asking
me about the more doll the more doll

1234
01:26:44,239 --> 01:26:49,319
murders. He doesn't drink orange juice
anymore. He drinks slice that they don't

1235
01:26:49,319 --> 01:26:54,800
even have slice on the anymore.
No, No, that's right, they

1236
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:58,520
don't stack. Went really down.
I'm I'm very excited to hear about how

1237
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,359
this goes. I'll call you right
after words. Well, the show is

1238
01:27:00,359 --> 01:27:02,840
a seven thirty. I don't know
what time. You can't the end.

1239
01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:06,119
You're not doing two shows, No
one show, just one show, one

1240
01:27:06,159 --> 01:27:10,920
show. This is it. This
is one chance. Parents going us your

1241
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:14,760
dad? Does your dad give you
notes? Show? He doesn't give you

1242
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:16,479
any notes. He doesn't say,
hey, you should try this or do

1243
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:20,960
that. I'm going to call your
dad and I'm going to ask. You'll

1244
01:27:21,039 --> 01:27:27,399
be so excited, probably be stuttering
when he answers the phone bill. Yeah,

1245
01:27:28,279 --> 01:27:30,319
I would love it. I heard
you. My son told me.

1246
01:27:30,439 --> 01:27:38,760
I told you. What's n I
t every every fundy speaks a little bit,

1247
01:27:39,039 --> 01:27:42,000
everybody miss speaks a little a little
bit here and there. Fine,

1248
01:27:42,039 --> 01:27:45,279
your old man, Absolutely all right. I'm excited for this. Are you

1249
01:27:45,319 --> 01:27:47,880
gotta Are you gonna put it together? Another comedy show? You said it's

1250
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:56,119
in the worksh Yeah, I have
so many things in the works, and

1251
01:27:58,199 --> 01:28:02,039
let's just I just let something work. No, there's there's a bunch of

1252
01:28:02,079 --> 01:28:06,760
different things that are happening. And
yes I was approached about doing a comedy

1253
01:28:06,760 --> 01:28:14,439
show at a pretty big venue,
but I have not heard more. I

1254
01:28:14,439 --> 01:28:21,119
did to hear back from the person
saying they were having another meeting, and

1255
01:28:21,279 --> 01:28:25,079
I said, take your time,
take your time, So I don't know.

1256
01:28:25,119 --> 01:28:28,920
And then there will be live show
that we're probably gonna do from the

1257
01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:31,359
Rickles Room over a comedy at the
Girls, and that we'll have some people

1258
01:28:31,359 --> 01:28:36,760
in and probably do more as a
variety show kind of thing. And that's

1259
01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:40,479
in the works. That was supposed
to be. And then I chickened out.

1260
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:45,880
I chickened out. I got it. Yeah, I chickened out in

1261
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:49,000
that. Yeah, I don't know, Danny. There's some things that were

1262
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:55,600
going on behind you know, mean
stuff going on behind the scenes. But

1263
01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:58,800
I don't know. I need to
take a It was just one of these

1264
01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:00,520
things where I was like, I
don't I don't know, let's not do

1265
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:02,800
that, Let's not put the energy
there yet, let's put it over.

1266
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:06,960
Yeah, first billed something out,
so it was more of a strategic move

1267
01:29:08,039 --> 01:29:11,359
to not do it, not a
not a cop out addition by subtraction,

1268
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:14,760
it was. It wasn't a cop
out, was it. So we'll have

1269
01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:16,880
more meetings and things. But yeah, it's it's one of these things where

1270
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:21,600
I'm learning this stuff as I go
along. You know, you're talking about

1271
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:25,760
comedy and learning comedy, and I'm
saying to you, just go up there,

1272
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:29,199
because to me, you're a little
more seasoned than most people. You

1273
01:29:29,279 --> 01:29:31,479
have a little more natural ability.
I see it, and I think that

1274
01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:36,039
if you just relax and don't try
so hard, that your ship will just

1275
01:29:36,039 --> 01:29:39,960
just land. Well maybe if I
just go off on a tangent, but

1276
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,640
I want to have material. No
no, no, no no no,

1277
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:45,640
I understand that, I understand having
the absolutely don't go up there cold.

1278
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:47,359
I'm not saying just go but I'm
saying, like I think, if you

1279
01:29:47,359 --> 01:29:50,720
go up and relax and even if
you lose your place, you're just you're

1280
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:54,720
like you have a likability, I
think and all that that would be very

1281
01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:59,039
easy. But just like this,
there's a lot more to this world,

1282
01:29:59,119 --> 01:30:00,920
and it's and it's differ, diferent
than what I've ever done. It's not

1283
01:30:01,079 --> 01:30:05,159
the same as the other medias I've
worked in. It's it's very different,

1284
01:30:05,199 --> 01:30:09,119
and I take and it takes a
different strategy, and it's taken me a

1285
01:30:09,159 --> 01:30:13,920
while to sort of learn that,
figure that out and get it to grow.

1286
01:30:14,399 --> 01:30:16,039
And so that that's been more most
of my energy has been. And

1287
01:30:16,079 --> 01:30:20,920
then you know, I'm I'm a
dad and I'm trying. I'm trying.

1288
01:30:21,279 --> 01:30:26,479
I don't know what I'm doing,
but I got penises drawn on eggs.

1289
01:30:25,199 --> 01:30:30,119
I got a dude, if they
can reboot my three sons, you'd be

1290
01:30:30,239 --> 01:30:31,840
the perfect All right, think this, Think of it this way. It's

1291
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:35,920
twenty twenty four. His dad,
he's divorced, right, He's got three

1292
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:41,119
kids. One's autistic and he's an
adult. Another one like is just graduating

1293
01:30:41,119 --> 01:30:43,479
from college and he's got a temper, but he's a hell of an athlete.

1294
01:30:43,640 --> 01:30:45,359
And another one's got a temper but
he's fourteen. He lives with his

1295
01:30:45,439 --> 01:30:49,760
mom down south, and he draws
penises on things. Where's the transgender and

1296
01:30:49,319 --> 01:30:54,640
that's MTV written all over it?
You're right, this is more twenty eighteen.

1297
01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:59,239
Yeah, Well, I have a
new bit that you know. I

1298
01:30:59,239 --> 01:31:01,000
don't know where I'm in my comedy. But once I get something, I

1299
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,600
get a pan of paper and I
and I write something down. I try

1300
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:06,560
to work on it. But the
newest part, and I might as well

1301
01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:10,119
tell it here, is that I'm
and if you don't want to hear this,

1302
01:31:10,279 --> 01:31:13,119
then you don't turn off your radios
or whatever. You listen to podcasts.

1303
01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:16,000
So I saw a friend in the
hospital last week and this is absolutely

1304
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,399
true, and I'm I'm leaving and
they're like, oh, I have a

1305
01:31:18,399 --> 01:31:21,319
good day, and just you know, nobody likes to be there. So

1306
01:31:21,399 --> 01:31:28,039
it reminded me. So the bit
is that besides the podcast and doing comedy

1307
01:31:28,319 --> 01:31:33,159
that primarily I uber and sometimes I
uber people from the casino. Now,

1308
01:31:33,319 --> 01:31:36,359
getting picked up from a casino is
a lot different than getting picked up your

1309
01:31:36,399 --> 01:31:40,159
house, your house, your two
steps. You're in the car casino.

1310
01:31:40,199 --> 01:31:45,239
I can see you walking one hundred
yards head down, slumped over, and

1311
01:31:45,279 --> 01:31:47,520
I'm like, this guy's got a
bad day and he just you know,

1312
01:31:49,319 --> 01:31:54,239
he gets in the car head down, and me being mister funny man,

1313
01:31:54,279 --> 01:31:56,640
I'm like, hey, all right, I'm like, come on, what'd

1314
01:31:56,640 --> 01:32:00,000
you lose fifteen hundred I'm like,
ah, come on, cheer up,

1315
01:32:00,039 --> 01:32:04,319
butter cup, It's gonna get better. And then sometimes I pick up people

1316
01:32:04,319 --> 01:32:11,399
from the hospital. They get in
the car, I'm like, all right,

1317
01:32:11,439 --> 01:32:15,039
what'd you lose my uncle, Mike. I'm like, I don't worry

1318
01:32:15,039 --> 01:32:17,800
about that. I just picked up
some asshole from the lone we lost fifteen.

1319
01:32:17,880 --> 01:32:25,239
But that's my newest bit. That's
a great bit, and I like

1320
01:32:25,319 --> 01:32:30,119
it for two reasons. One,
it's always surprising people with the unexpected.

1321
01:32:30,199 --> 01:32:33,680
Is the right thing to do.
But it's away from your other material,

1322
01:32:34,119 --> 01:32:38,439
which is, you know, yeah, the banging oldly. I love this.

1323
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:41,479
I really liked that. Well.
Usually I'm with the Buffalo Bill's jokes,

1324
01:32:41,479 --> 01:32:44,239
but football season is over, so
I kind of want to end on

1325
01:32:44,239 --> 01:32:46,720
a good note. And then I'll
introduce Cindy. So oh, I gotta

1326
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:49,399
I gotta give a shout out to
some of my peeps here and here's too.

1327
01:32:49,479 --> 01:32:53,520
Hey, don't worry, I got
a GPS. We'll take any gambles

1328
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:57,560
on the way home. I got
Joey dancing. She's writing me something.

1329
01:32:57,600 --> 01:33:01,479
She has illumination designs on Western Road. And how about how about I'm telling

1330
01:33:01,520 --> 01:33:05,920
you about that? I know I
did. Let me see who do we

1331
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:10,039
got here? And we're back.
We gotta give shout outs to people that

1332
01:33:10,199 --> 01:33:19,880
liked us. Kim Hollock and Syracuse
Alfie Karen Sulliver, Heather Hinckley teaching her

1333
01:33:20,199 --> 01:33:27,279
wedding in June. Dutch Roll,
Danny Liberto, owner of the comedy company

1334
01:33:28,119 --> 01:33:33,560
Funny Guy, Chris English, I'm
looking. The credits are coming you at

1335
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:42,000
home, Kimberly, Mike Crandall,
John Wag, Chris Crouch, thank you.

1336
01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:45,960
Yeah, those Sammy Swims they're listening. I can't wait stereo, you

1337
01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:54,039
got four speakers. I can't wait
to hear how this comedy show goes to

1338
01:33:54,279 --> 01:34:00,520
get out to comedy at the Carlton
Thursday Night, Dougie fresh Is Cindy Arena

1339
01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:02,560
and Greg Owens. Gonna be a
great night. It is gonna be a

1340
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:08,359
great night. Danny, Happy birthday, Birthday. We'll see you Saursday.

1341
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:11,319
I'm Bill Moran. I'll see you
tomorrow.