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All right is the Dave and Drake
week on the Minnesota Goodbye. Can I

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ask you a question? Yeah,
what does your hat mean? It says,

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just send it? What does that
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Like you know, like I think
it originated from you know, people

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that ride four wheelers and stuff.
They'll like go off jumps to be like,

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ah, just send it, dude, let's go full speed. I

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think that's where it adapted. But
it like it just is normal part of

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life now, you know, like, oh, I don't know if I

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can eat that many, you know, crunt trap supremes. Just send it?

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Yeah, eat them all? Okay, So kind of like go for

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it. Yeah, yeah, kind
of like that. Okay, I thought

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I had. I've been staring at
that all morning, going what does that

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even mean? This is like my
favorite hat because it fits perfectly on my

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head? It does? Yeah?
I like that. All right, let's

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dive in here we go. This
one says, what the heck? I

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heard a guy on the radio this
morning who wanted to buy a twelve thousand

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dollars watch. I am all for
him wanting to leave a family heirloom,

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But come on, this was we
did this a couple of days ago,

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and we played it again this morning. It was called I buy it,

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and he said, I want to
buy a twelve thousand dollars Rolex. Here's

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what Rachel has to say. Twelve
thousand dollars could give one hundred and twenty

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families one hundred twenty dollars the difference
between buying kid's presence or not. Plus

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you can send positive vibes to twe
hundred and twenty families. This helps encourage

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others to give back to others.
This just one active kindness can do so

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much in a world where there's so
much trouble right now, the possibilities are

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endless. As for leaving something to
your future family, leave them with your

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legacy, your example of how to
make the world a better place, this

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lesson reaches a lot farther than one
material object, just saying that's from Rachel.

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Now, this is really interesting to
me because you go first, Rachel,

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when and but I say that you
go first, you take something that

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you want to buy, or a
trip that you want to take, or

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a pair of skis you want to
get, and don't get them. Instead

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donate that to charity. Right,
I think I don't know I think the

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I think you should buy it.
I don't know. I don't I think

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getting mad at somebody for wanting to
buy an expensive thing for them. They're

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successful, you know, like just
because they want to buy something that expensive

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doesn't mean they haven't given in the
past or anything like that. You know,

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it's actually more likely if they're able
to afford something like that and that

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he has, and it's just it's
like, Rachel, I love you.

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I know that you mean well on
this one, but we will agree to

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disagree on this one. If you
want to buy something and it's your money

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that you earn, fair and square, you buy what you want. I

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am not I can make fun of
you, but I should never say,

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well, you should donate that to
charity, because Rachel, I'm going to

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guess that instead of like, you
know, if I said, well,

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no more Caribou or Starbucks for you, Rachel, you instead have to take

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every eight dollars you would spend on
your frappuccino and give it to charity.

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You'd be like, but I want
that frappuccino. And I could say,

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well, you don't need it.
It's going to be gone in twenty minutes.

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There's somebody else that needs that frappuccini. Right, So I do think

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that it is a little bit of
an idealistic way to look at the world,

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that instead of having any luxuries or
fun, that we should always donate

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to people who don't have anything.
So we will agree, what do you

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think. Maybe I'm totally wrong,
and maybe Rachel you're listening and you want

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to like tell me what a dickhead
I am. But yes, it is

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good to donate to people who need
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you have a right to do whatever
you want with your money. How cool

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would it be there to have a
twelve thousand dollars Rolex, I would be

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I'd be so badass. I'd be
literally flaunting it so much. I mean,

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I you know Julie Chas his mom. Julie grew up very wealthy.

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She got a Porsche for her sixteenth
birthday. She acted. Then her dad

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bought her another Porsche and they had
at one point Arizona's largest soup Pima cotton

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farm. Supima is like a very
special blend of cotton, and at one

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point her dad ran and owned Arizona's
largest sup Pima cotton farm. Julie never

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really had to work. She kind
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bit. And Julie had a Rolex
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she was like fifteen or eighteen or
whatever, and she loved that role X.

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But I never got the appeal.
I think roll Xes are kind of

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an ugly watch. Yeah, and
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were gonna give me one Drake for
Christmas, I would take it, but

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I don't really want one. Well, it's kind of like, you know

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people that wear watches. You know, there's people that wear watch do you

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not anymore? I used to.
But here's the difference is I only wore

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it just because of the looks.
There's some people that wear it because there's

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like there's meaning behind it. Oh, it was like it's like it comes

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from like family descent or something like
that. I just wore them because they

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looked cool. So like a guess, thinking about spending twelve thousand dollars on

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a watch just for looks is kind
of deceiving. But yeah, I don't

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know. I mean, I don't
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I was in the Bahamas and they
sell fake Rolexes. Oh god, yeah.

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Let me just tell you this one. Never buy a fake Rolex in

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the Bahamas. It'll run for about
a day. And I'm not shitting you

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when I tell you it won't run
anymore. Yeah, and nobody will fix

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it because it's not a real Rolex. Did you buy a fake roal roll?

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Hell yeah I did. And you
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like, is it real? They're
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a bad bahaman accent. I'm not
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oh yeah, mine, it's really
good. And it's like, is it

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real? Oh yeah, I guarantee. And then you know, because it

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says Rolex on it, right,
and they'll charge you two hundred dollars for

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it, which is probably an eighteen
dollars watch. And it ran for a

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couple of days. And then you
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it doesn't wind. And so I
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probably never wear another watch other than
my Apple Watch. That's fair, yeah,

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because I just really like it.
Next one Sesna, who has written

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in a few times. One is
share my photo of my staff writer's sticker

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placement. I've been looking to fill
my laptop for a couple of months now,

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and this sticker took a big chunk
of empty space and I love it.

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Thanks for sending that. She shows
the back of her laptop and there's

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a bunch of like fun little stickers
of like a water bottle and some plants

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and a cup and a popsicle and
the staff wrider sticker. So cool.

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We don't really fit in with your
decor and your theme, but I'm really

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flattered by the way. Chow also
put one on his water bottle, So

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thanks for sending that in. I
really appreciate that one. I've been listening

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back to all episodes of the podcast
and I just heard the first one Drake

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was on. It was so fun
to listen to how horrible he was at

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Think Fast. He has gotten a
lot better at that game since that day,

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for sure, ha ha ha.
Any plans for a Friday game day

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anytime soon? I love when you
guys bring listeners in for games or just

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when you three games play games most
of the day. Love all you guys

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so much. And one last thing, can you play Jenny's midnight stacking please?

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It's my favorite midnight snacking. It's
my favorite from CESNA. We want

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to do a game day and we're
trying to work it out with management that

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we can do it from the sky
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they are, honestly, they're dragging
their feet, Drake, I don't know

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why we get well. It feels
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the radio stations here in the building. Because I'll shed a little light on

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pull the curtain back a little bit. K Fan is the big station in

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the building right now, those guys
could walk down the hallway, they on

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the carpet, the shit on the
carpet, they could smear it on the

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walls, and the boss would go, did you see what those guys did

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on the walls? Got it's so
cute? We got to call up Channel

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four? Could cut Channel four?
You see the guys from kfan took a

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shit on the walls. Look at
that Channel four And then you and I

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could come in like fifteen seconds late, and we'd be put on suspension.

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We could like, you know,
give somebody a bad look and we'd be

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like, oh, you do that
one more time, Drake, and you're

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out of here. So and we're
exaggerating a little bit, but right now

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k Fan they do a show from
the sky room, they do a show

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from Las Vegas, and we go, hey, we're proud of our radio

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show too. We want to do
some fun stuff too, and I have

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you know, my theory is if
you want to be a big show,

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you got to do big things.
And so I said, let's do something

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big ish by doing the game show
day from the sky room. And they're,

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you know, they're they're it's good
reason. They want to be able

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to sell it to a sponsor,
like have holiday station stores provide coffee and

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donuts or whatever. So it's just
like it takes a little bit longer.

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So you and I and Jenny sit
here going, but we want to do

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something big too. Meantime k Fan
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day and she brought a muffins yeah, and I'm exaggerating muffin yeah, because

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they get to do all the big
fun stuff. Anyway, Thank you,

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Sesna. Next one, Hello to
Jenny and the Morning Zoo crew. I've

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been meaning to write in for weeks, but I've been on maternity leave since

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September home of the two month old, and chasing a three year old around

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doesn't leave extra time in my day. Literally been catching up on both the

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shows episodes and the Minnesota Goodbye since
the middle of September. Naively, I

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thought I would have all this extra
time in the world to catch up on

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episodes, and boy was I wrong. I found myself on so many occasions

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listening and thinking I needed to mail
you guys about so many thoughts from the

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show in the Minnesota Goodbye, but
never got around to it and ultimately forgot

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what I was going to email about. Blame it on mom brain. It

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is a real thing. I want
to thank you guys for providing me with

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entertainment during my maternity leave and an
outlet to the outside world as I juggle

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having a new baby and being consumed
with household duties, nursing a baby,

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entertaining a toddler, and repeat.
I've had countless moments of frustration, short

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fuses, tears, and exhaustion.
Some days, listening to your show was

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the only thing that made me smile
or laugh. Don't get me wrong,

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I love my children and husband and
sometimes it would take me days to get

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through one episode of the show because
of how many interruptions I had whilst listening.

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Nice use of the world word whilst
I hope you all had a nice

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Thanksgiving, enjoy the upcoming holiday season. Thank you again for being an awesome

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show and distraction from the day to
day's stress. Dart Lick, dart Lick,

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here's my address if you're interested in
sending him out a sticker. I

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included a photo of a baby girl, Madeline bay May and big sister Emmy

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Lou and that is from Melissa in
Red Lake Falls, Minnesota. This sounds

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like she has had a very,
very busy couple of months. I'm going

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to get her a margarita and lay
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it's a great idea. I will
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two month old and a three year
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Alyssa busy. It is, Drake. You don't even know. I

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know. We had yesterday, Ava, who is just past three years,

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and Evelyn, who has just passed
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Alison needs a break, so she'll
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Carson, Susan and Alison entertaining them, it was still a lot. Ava

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is at an age where she will
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you're not paying attention, she will
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get your attention. And she doesn't
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standing on a footstool and Ava wanted
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let me get she's not sharing,
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physical with each other. And it
is fucking constant. I believe it.

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I believe it. And it's fun
and it's great, but you literally have

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to give up everything else you want
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of like starting to relax on stuff
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And I'll say why, because when
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of break time by parking her in
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did and Alison does not really do
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A lot of kids that age will
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think is a good idea, but
at the end, I was the one

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who didn't have a tablet. So
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of Barney. Same with Carson,
we put him in front of the VHS

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of the Wiggles, but Alison doesn't
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Ava doesn't really respond to that.
But it was like Alison needed a break,

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so we were trying to keep ava
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could read her kindle. So Allison's
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and I think she got about three
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was just no way those kids were
So let me tell you, if you

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have kids and you think it's going
to be a romanticized world of me and

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my baby against the world, fuck
that, you are going to be so

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surprised what work they are to give
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So Alyssa, I feel for you. Next one, Katie says, I

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know you talked a lot about Gary
Spivey on here, but I don't recall

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ever hearing if he gets paid to
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is it the promotion of him and
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too on your show in the first
place. Staff writer Katie demeris, thank

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you, Katie, super curious about
that because you've said Gary Spivey has been

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on the show since what early two
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say the nineties, I believe so
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so many years ago we had a
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bit slower and and we it was
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and she's probably gone. Now I'm
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and see if I can find her
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E. See you and in Cunningham, So, was she like kind of

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a part of like a normal part
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come in once a month or so. And I just looked up. She

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died in twenty sixteen at the age
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would bring her in and she was
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good and very sweet, but she
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you know what I mean. And
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want to bring her in and she's
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So a friend of mine who worked
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Spivey on his show, and he
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He's like energetic and he's fun,
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so we had Gary come in and
Gary pretty much killed it. He was

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great, a lot more energetic.
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about Gary. There were some things
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don't know he would talk about I
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an example of like somebody who was
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well you tell him that they got
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get better. And I'm like,
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but people love Gary, and so
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never paid Gary. We all always
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reading. So you'd call Gary's phone
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charge like a thousand bucks an hour
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his price a lot. His price
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economy, Like sometimes it's five hundred
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a ton of people that want to
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an hour. And you know what
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it goes back to the watch.
You want to buy a twelve thousand

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dollars watch, or you want a
psychic reading. You can do whatever you

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want with your money. So there
you go, Katie, And next one

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Dave Ryan Show crue longtime writer,
not a longtime listener, not a first

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time writer. A couple of things
I wanted to bring up, Dave.

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I work in healthcare and a few
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is blind. But you used to
have a career in music before he lost

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his sight. As he was leaving, he told me I had a great

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voice for radio. I was flattered, thanked him, and he said,

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and I said, that's funny,
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He was pleasure surprised and told me
that years ago he worked with you,

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Dave, very briefly. He said
that you were incredibly kind and a

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great guy to work with, which
isn't common in radio. I thought that

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was very cool and something you should
know. It must have been a long

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time ago. Because I don't remember. Well, Okay, if he went

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blind after I knew him, then
I wouldn't have known that he was blind.

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I was going to say, I've
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Maybe he wasn't an intern. Maybe he

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just kind of like worked with the
showers stuff. Yeah, I wish I

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knew who that was. On to
my next thing. I was driving home

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to the Twin Cities from man Cato
last week and witnessed the craziest thing I've

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ever seen while driving. As I
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few times because the police were flying
by faster than I'd ever seen a cop

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go, at least one hundred miles
an hour. As I pulled into my

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turn lane, I realized why a
crash had resulted in a semi in the

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ditch and an SUV on fire.
I stayed in the lane because I didn't

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know any other route or emergency vehicles
continuing to pass through, So I sat

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there in per view of this car
going up in flames. As fire trucks,

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ambulances, and more cops arrived.
A Mayo helicopter even landed on the

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other side of the freeway. Wow
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like everybody was out of the car, so I hope everyone made it out.

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Okay. It got me thinking,
what is the craziest thing you guys

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have ever seen driving or have experienced
during a road trip? Oh? Yeah,

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do you have anything? Knock on
wood? I do not, other

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than I mean, I've seen cars
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I mean, it wasn't that crazy. But I was on three ninety four,

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like a long time ago. I
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wedding in Stillwater. So I was
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with like a couple of twenty year
old dudes goes zipping by, weaving in

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and out of traffic, going eighty
ninety miles an hour, and then I

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saw him get pulled over, and
that was kind of like, see you,

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dumb son of a bitch, you
got pulled over. Have you seen

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anything crazy driving? I've had a
couple of things. Yeah. There was

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time I just got my driver's license
and there was a getaway tire. So

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I was on the freeway and there
was a getaway tire that was coming from

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the oncoming lanes. Runaway tire,
A runaway tire. Yeah, sorry,

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Yeah, and it was bouncing coming
right at me. God, that can't

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kill you. Yep, hit the
hood of my car. Thank god.

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It came at me quick, so
I didn't really have much time to react

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by the time I saw it.
But yeah, hit the hood of my

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car, and then it bounced up
over my car, and I don't know,

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I didn't see what happened after that, but yeah, damaged, like

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my what do you call that fender, the the fender of the hood,

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yeah, fender hood whatever, damaged
that I've had. I've had it where

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gas when you're filling up your gas
tank. That just kept going. So

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it was like, oh god,
really, and like it just wasn't shutting

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off, and I had no idea
what I had to do. Now I

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know there's like an emergency stop button
yep, right, didn't know that at

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the time, so I'm like freaking
out. Yeah, oh man, that's

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scary, dude, that is really
scary. The tire. I mean,

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it wasn't even that long ago.
I think it happened around here. A

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tire bounced off an suv and hit
a car with like three women in it

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and kill them all because like,
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It's like, I it does remind
me. I did see something one

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time coming across I eighty in Nebraska. I believe it was a car.

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I think a red car, if
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along, you know, you're just
kind of like, you know, keeping

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your eye on the road, kind
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Yeah, And a red car crosses
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goes across the median, goes across
our traffic a few cars in front of

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us, and goes into the other
ditch. And I remember a lot of

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dust, and I remember that it
could have hit somebody, but nobody hit

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it. And I think they were
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But yeah, they crossed like their
traffic and across the median and into our

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lanes of traffic. So there is
nothing more scarier than when something is coming

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at you opposite lane, yes,
like that tire or a different car,

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because like, you're going fast,
and if they're coming at you like that,

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they're also going fast. So it's
like, don't you think Sometimes I

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mean, you hear stories about like
people who were killed by a driver going

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the wrong way on the freeway.
And I mean there was a Timberwolves player

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years ago, twenty years ago,
Malik Seely, who right down here on

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Highway one hundred. He was coming
home I think from a game or a

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club or something like that, and
there was a wrong way drunk driver hit

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Malik Sealy head on and killed him. And if you go to Target Center,

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Malik Seely's jersey is still hanging above
the in the rafters. And I

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always thought I'd be able to get
out of the way if I saw somebody

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coming at me, I'd be able
to weave out of the way. You

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would think if you're paying attention.
Who Yeah, Like that's the thing is

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like, if you're not looking ahead
of you, you're looking at I don't

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know, your phone, which you're
not supposed to be doing that anyway,

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but you know, you're just not
paying attention, Like stuff happens quick.

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But yeah, I feel like I'd
be able to move out of the way

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if I was looking next one.
That's my crazy driving story my road trips,

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or was when I was ten years
old. I was on a motorcycle

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trip with my parents in the Black
Hills and a hail snowstorm rolled in.

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I remember being on the back of
my dad's bike being pelted with hail as

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we were driving through these canyons of
rocks. Scary but so beautiful. I'll

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never forget it. He and my
mom had to ride in the snow tired

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tracks of other cars to avoid sliding. Holy shit. We eventually found a

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tiny bar to take shelter, and
our rain gear was soaked. I'm pretty

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sure they had to mop the floor
after us because of all the water we

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dragged in. Because it's in the
mountains, things cleared up quickly and we

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later made it back to our campsite
safely. That was summertime, by the

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way. Anyway, those are my
memories for today and I hope you find

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them interesting. Yes, I'd love
to hear, but the stories so we'd

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love to hear. I've also love
to get a staff Rider sticker. Thanks

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for all you do. That is
from Alison in Egan Allison, I will

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send you one, dude, And
yeah, I don't ride motorcycles, but

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from what people have told me,
like riding in rain hurts like a motherfucker.

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Oh you'd so. I can't even
imagine hail. Oh my god,

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that brutal. No, you can't
imagine it. You are right, I

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got caught. I went to the
eclipse, and I want to say twenty

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seventeen down in I think I went
all the way to Chilicothe, Missouri to

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look at the eclipse. Okay,
so it's one o'clock and I got to

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ride back all the way back,
about four hundred miles back in one day,

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and on the motorcycle, I get
into Des Moines, Iowa, and

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it starts to rain. Then it
really starts to rain. Then it really

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and it's like, not only was
it dangerous, it hurt like hell.

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So I pulled over. I was
got out the freeways under a bank drive

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through. But yeah, it hurts, seriously, rain at even like forty

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miles an hour really hurts. So
yes, that is going to do it

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for the Minnesota Goodbye. Tomorrow is
Naughty Tuesday. So if there's anything you

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want to ride in about on Naughty
Tuesday, and I have an analogy tomorrow

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about how different sex partners are like
different carnival rides, and I will tell

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you, Yeah, I'll tell you
about that. Remind me in case I

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forget. So tomorrow on the Minnesota
Goodbye, we're gonna do Naughty Tuesday.

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Tell me you're disgusting, naughty,
embarrassing, funny sex stories or your thoughts

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on anything like that, or something
really kinky. You found out about your

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sister in law, anything that you
want. You found your mom's big black

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vibrator, whatever it is you want
to tell us your story about. I

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am here to hear it. Send
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